gUESS NOT. .

We had Too many Homestuck Thread
We need a Rest

is gaysuck homo?

>>20744123
WE CAN'T STOP HERE

THIS IS SHIPPER TERRITORY

Tavros is the best troll

So despite already being into LIES territory, hopefully we can look forward to an update tonight.

>>20744170

Tavros is the inventor of troll homosexuality, so no.

>>20743186

Nope.

Homosuck, Hobofuck, Pedofuck, Slomomuck, Jayloduck!

>>20744221
>>20744190
>>20744153
>>20744152
>>20744151
Yep We Totally Need a rest with the Homestuck Thread

Wait, is this the only Homestuck thread going right now?

>>20747341
And suddenly this thread is brought back from the dead.

>>20747351

Was it really necessary? It seems no one is on.

I heard the new ones are out

The update said it would arrive on the weekend. ITCOULDBEANYMINUTE.

>>20747370

>>20747370

http://s1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa396/pregnantvriska/kids%20and%20fun/

Just... just go there, bookmark it or something if you really need crappy rapefiction.

I'm just now realizing that Homestuck threads on /co/ are almost entirely propelled by annoying tripfags, and when they're all asleep they just become normal threads.

Scientific discovery of the century.

>>20747380
This didn't become obvious when two and a half threads earlier became tripfags arguing amongst themselves? Half of them didn't even like Homestuck...

>>20747380

I dunno, discussion about poop and such seems to be between anonymous posters.

So, wait. If all Feferi's kiss did was wake up Derse Sollux... why couldn't he have used his Prospit Dreamself? From the narration, it sounded like it was awake.

>>20747385
Yeah but that' just normal 4chan stuff.

>>20747380
Don't do that, you'll wake them up!

>>20747392
IT BEGINS

>>20744170
Tavros sucks. I can't wait to see his face when John starts tappin' dat spider ass.

Where did people get the idea Vriska has a spinnerette in her ass?
Is it just from writerfags fic or something Hussie hinted at?

I hope this calendar actually goes on sale.
COME ON TOPATOCO, THIS IS WHAT WE NEED YOU FOR, NOT MORE SHIRTS

>>20747402

He would be relieved to see that. A cute girl won't try to kiss him anymore, and he'd be most happy with that.

>>20747407
I... hope Hussie never mentioned it.

>>20747409
Someone actually gave Hussie a copy of that calendar with cut-out Hearts Boxcarses pasted into all the photos.

Great stuff.

>>20747411
But it means there's a cute boy not kissing him!

>>20747407
All writerfag. Although it reminds me of that one artist of deviantart who draws her with mandibles in her mouth.

>>20747407

Well she did have some webs she used to catch Tavros that mysteriously appeared in her room. Her ass is just the most obvious source.

>>20747427
Oh Nepeta why can't you tell the truth for once.

>>20747435

>>20747407
Can't find anything from Hussie in this ballpark on formspring or the official forums. It's just fandom being weirdos again as far as I can tell.

>>20747435

>>20747427
Yeah, well, Equius beats you on a regular basis.

>>20747442

>>20747423
They didn't mysteriously appear; they've been there since her lusus was alive. Not hard to imagine that she put them up as an aesthetic thing.

>>20747450
If Equius actually beat Nepeta wouldn't that kill
her or at the very least, shatter her bones?

>>20747458
+1. This was from before we knew what moirallegiance was so Equius just came off as a creepy emotionally abusive boyfriend.

>>20747450

Come on, obviously Nepeta is too STRONG to be hurt by Equius.

Nepeta thread?

>>20747458
He makes sure to be very careful when he's beating the shit out of her.

>>20747450
lolno

>>20747464
Why not!

>>20747464
Sure, why not

Apparently this is the current thread. :/
New Veil Life page! :)
http://s828.photobucket.com/home/writerfag/allalbums

Kar/Cat is best ship.

>>20747473
>>20747474
whynotnepetamind

>>20747468
No seriously this makes more sense.

>>20747475

As crappy as ever.

FUCKERS

>>20747468

>>20747492

Simply Puuuurrrrfect.

But Equius and Nepeta are best friends! Equius would never hurt Nepeta.

Moirails are supposed to keep each other in line, right? Or, at least the calmer one is supposed to help the dangerous one. But do we ever see Nepeta doing that? All I can really remember is Equius telling Nepeta not to play games for girls...

>>20747475

Hey Writerfag, here's another idea you might like, from an earlier thread.

"Hermaphrodite Nepeta getting her barbed dick stuck in Vriska's 'spinneret' after a session of attempted anal rape."

>>20747501
Nepsuba&

>>20747507
Nepeta is a girl.

>>20747475

>>20747507
And what makes you think Equius isn't the calm one?

>>20747510
Nepsuba is the best Nepeta

>>20747508
No, I don't like that. Besides, I'm pretty sure spinnerets are not cavity-organs. That's like saying someone should write about someone fucking a... sweat gland or something.

>>20747511
see
>>20747508

>>20747521
C'mon! You know if you don't write enough your ass keyboard will get clogged up.

Nepeta is a filthy pervert.

Nepeta acts as a civilizing influence on Equius as much as the reverse. Who actually talks to that guy pre-Sgrub, anyway? It's just him and his big mansion and his lusus and his robots. She's his link to the outside world, his reminder that other trolls exist and that not everyone of lower blood is terrible.

>>20747535
Vriska talked to him and often hit him up for parts to build shitty doomsday devices.

>>20747535

>civilizing influence
>lives in a cave and kills animals with her bare hands for food

>>20747535
Equius is the only civilised troll. Hence why he shuts himself off from the uncouth rabble, only conversing with one girl who he attemps to prevent from behaving in such an inappropriate manner.

>>20747548
Equius is not Brittish enough to be civilized.
He is urban, at best.

>>20747560
Equius is from TrollBritain
That is why his lusus is a TrollBritish butler.

>>20747521

Yeah, I guess so...

>>20747565
Shit, this is true.

I retract everything I've said. Equius is civilized.
Though I wish he'd drink his tea with less milk.

>>20747560
>Implying the British aren't mindless savages with no ability to undestand civilization whatsoever, and were only successful due to their ability to steal ideas from the rest of Europe

>>20747578
>ohboyherewego

Do trolls even have nations?

>>20747593
Somehow I actually doubt that. Trolls are inheritaly solitary. It us not "us" and "them" it is "I" and "everyone else". Also trolls only really group themselves based blood color, and that is pretty much random what a given troll will have at a given location.

Though, I could imagine that they'd have a "sea nation" as it has been stated that the higher-bloods live in the sea.

Fuck you, Hussie, I waited so fucking long. Ryan was right.

>>20747621
Not ONLY, MOSTLY.

>>20747380
Totally agreed, mate.

>>20747578
As someone from Britain, I resent the implication that being a mindless savage is a negative thing. People would be a lot more respectable about us if we were still dunking peoples heads in quicklime and throwing them at our enemies while running at them naked and painted blue. Oh, how I yearn for the old days...

And burning books? Man, what is a book even anyway, fuckin' miracle or some shit.

Hussie has been taking too many breaks lately.

>British
>Equius
>Same sentence

You called?

>>20747706
I know right? It's like he's trying to have a life or something. Who does he think he is?

>>20747715
>British
>Australian Guy
nope

>>20747720
i can see the news update now:

"homestuck will now update weekly"

>>20747706
God forbid the guy has a social life or updates like every other webcomic out here. THAT WOULD JUST BE AN UNACCEPTABLE STANDARD FOR THIS FREE PRODUCT

did someone say nepeta thread

>>20747578
>>20747667

>http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article2563388.ece

Military victories, trade, missionary zeal, racial arrogance and a genius for bureaucracy all played well-documented roles in making the British Empire the largest the world has known.

Rather less well understood was the importance of the moustache.

A monumental new history, The Decline and Fall of the British Empire by Piers Brendon, promises to restore this neglected narrative to its rightful place in the national story.

Dr Brendon, a Fellow of Churchill College, Cambridge University, argues that colonial moustaches had a clear practical purpose: to demonstrate virility and intimidate the Empire’s subject peoples.

The waxing and waning of the British moustache precisely mirrored the fortunes of the Empire – blooming beneath the noses of the East India Company’s officers, finding full expression in Lord Kitchener’s bushy appendage and petering out with the Suez crisis in Anthony Eden’s apologetic whisps.

because i think i heard someone say nepeta thread

>>20747724
>implying I don't sound British when I do Equius voiceacting requests for you guys

>>20747715
>>20747724

Most Australians are either dirty Catholics or evil convicts. The rest are remarkably similiar to the (good parts) of the English.

>>20747750
Also:

>implying my ancestors weren't from Northumberland

American here.
Glorious German descendant ubermench.

Nepeta's the cutest troll and also my starsign but I still think Terezi's the one I'm most like and Tavros is the best

>>20747748
Got any more of that netsuba?
It is hilarious

>>20747747
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON MY MOUSTACHE DOESN'T LIVE UP TO THE REST OF MY FACIAL HAIRS MAGNIFICENCE.

>>20747766
Your ancestors were the people Britain disowned. Criminal savages that were too evil for a nation of villains.

>>20747788
sure do

>>20747776
Anglo-Germanic ubermensch is superior to your watered down Americano ubermensch. Also you spelt it wrong.

>>20747796
>implying my ancestors weren't free settlers who came to this country over half a century after the first convicts arrived.

Not all of us are the descendants of convicts, dammit.

>>20747820
Who gives a shit who their ancestors were?

>>20747807
Your spelling is incorrect as well. It's "Übermensch". But, if you can't do umlauts, "Uebermensch" is also fine.

>>20747830
you certainly should, most australians are descendants of rapists

>>20747820
See, I know that's a lie because no human being would ever willingly live in Australia.

>>20747836
What does übermench even mean?
I can hazard a quess, but I am not sure.

>>20747841
Given the nature of biological diversity that could be said of any human

>>20747830
Ancestry isn't -that- important to me. It just pisses me off when foreigners wrongly assume that all the Anglo-Celtic peoples of Australia are the descendants of convicts, when in fact there were also many free settlers.

Anyway, back to posting Nepeta things, yes?

It shows how little Hussie actually thinks before he designs something. Most of the trolls only share physical or symbolic connections with their actual zodiac signs. Terezi's a good example, because she's nothing like a Libra AT ALL. The only themes she had was 'Justice and scales', and even that got numbed down later on.

If you'd look at personality traits etc., Nepeta would be a closer hit for Libra than Terezi.

>>20747848
ultimate

>>20747841
okay, that was just bad

>>20747848
The literal translation is "superior man" but it is often used as a synonym for "master race"

>>20747859
No, that's the "über" part. Or rather: über means "superior", "greater" or "above".

Which in turn leads me to believe that "mench" means human.

>>20747836
...
Clever Girl

>>20747841
>>20747845
See, now you're both wrong. Australia was actually a secret military project started up by the British government to train children from birth in the most hostile environment the world has ever known. The whole convicts thing was a cover since no one wants to know what happens to convicts.

>>20747848
Supermen.

>>20747858
Yeah Hussie, don't design your own characters, make their personality match their zodiac sign. Because that would be totally interesting and we wouldn't call you a lazy bastard.

>>20747857
Stop lying. No one would EVER willingly move to Australia. There were no free settlers, all Australians are descended from liars, thieves, or rapists, and the more you try to claim otherwise the more you show that the people of your country haven't moved past the evil of their ancestors.

>>20747857
If my ancestors were convicts then I'd be pretty damn proud of them. Fuck the Victorians.

>>20747858
It's a good thing nobody gives a shit about that.

>>20747876
This is so glorious.

:'D

>>20747877
>>20747858
>Implying the trolls have a personality that isn't one-dimensional as fuck to begin with.

>>20747874
Mensch is singular. Menschen is plural.

lern2German.

/co/ - German Language 101

Who's a good girl? :33

>>20747858
You do realize that pretty much no two major Zodiacs agree on what the signs are supposed to mean, right? And that generally the attributes applied to them are so horrendously vague that it doesn't matter anyways? And that the entire concept is retarded as fuck anyways?

I'd much rather have the trolls as Hussie made them than a bunch of poorly designed cookie-cutter zodiac archetypes that try to conform to meaningless personality traits specifically designed to apply to anyone.

nepeta best troll all years

>>20747878
Yep, the country raped itself till what it is today.

>>20747898
>>20747836
Theory: Australian Guy is actually German.

>>20747896
I see you don't read homestuck then.

>>20747878

>>20747848
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeiZ2ca9cAU

>>20747788
This thread makes me happy as hell.

>>20747878
People are constantly moving to Australia. Especially Brits. Shit, my cousin is emigrating over there next week, I shit you not.

>>20747924
This is so freaking glorious that I have no words anymore.

>>20747937
Bullshit.

>>20747943
Tell me about it.

i currently live in australia (not by choice) and let me tell you it is the biggest shithole i've ever been to

>>20747924

>>20747993
Speaking of

Nepeta's voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieStI7kN-I

>>20747987
hoo hoo

>>20748002

>>20748011

>>20748016

>want to go shopping
>wait for bus
>"why the fuck isn't it here yet?"
>it's sunday
I am a derp. I'll write another Veil page for you guys while I wait for buses to start running.

>>20748016
Hey TPDAtS I sent you an embarassing email to that MSN email you have, please read it while I go hide.

>>20748064
fuck, no buses on sunday? where the fuck do you live?

>>20748064

Noooo, write something interesting instead!

>>20748005
I'd like that a lot better than the current one they've got on the forums. It's like every ear-raping anime little girl voice stereotype rolled into one.

>>20748077
>while I wait for buses to start running

>>20748064
>Hey TPDAtS I sent you an embarassing email to that MSN email you have, please read it while I go hide.

READY THOSE SHIPPING ENGINES!

I can't believe we waited like 5 days for this shitty update

>>20748088
not even gonna look

>>20748088
you are still a liar

>>20748088
RSS feeds, dude. I am immune to your lying ways.

Hey, can Clubs Deuce get in on this Nepeta thread?

>>20748123
If he can be cute.

>>20748135
Yes, yes he can be.

>>20748157
Most excellent.

It pleases me.

>>20747928
fuuuuuuuccckkkkk HNNGGGGG

>>20748064
It's ok, writerfag. We all know you need TPDAtS's help sometimes, and that's ok with us.

>>20748135

Personally not a fan of Cutesy Derp.

>>20748157

>>20748176
And, for the big guns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLo22lvynNg&feature=related

>>20748175
It's just because this has become a Netsuba thread. If we are to transition into CLUBS MOTHERFUCKING DEUCE we need common ground first.

This common ground is cute.

Clubs Deuce is more like Danny DeVito than a teddy bear, I think, despite his eccentricities.

>>20748192
We can do templates, if you want.

>>20748192
This is now a Clubs "Motherfucking" Deuce thread

>>20748215
and one I did earlier

>>20748217

>>20748235
Need help there, lil' fella?

2X TRANSITION COMBO

This thread is now about the Midnight Crew.

And here comes the meaty hand, pulling the cute rug from under your fucking feet.

>>20748242

>>20748242
You are now hearing "Liquid Negrocity" in your head

Manually

Everyone out of the god-damned way! I got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis and a head full of empty!

>>20748252
What in the hell is up with the meaty hand meme anyway?

>>20748256
This would work if I was not currently blowing my ears out with the Megas.

I think I will shut of the Megas for now.

>>20748262
...why does this work so well?