>>20740637
Yes, please save /co/'s Homestuck legions from committing mass suicide with troll penises.

TG: im doing what i should have done a long time ago
TG: im turning this mother out to the key of d minor
TG: also i never really liked you much

>>20740681
where would i even get a troll penis to kill myself with

>>20740681
Oh god what.

yeah thank god, i didnt see a homestuck thread on the front page for 8 seconds i nearly fucking died

>>20740691
what

>>20740701
Aren't troll penises made of tentacles with armor plating?

I wonder how long the no updates would have to last before these threads stopped appearingregularly. I say two weeks.

>>20740722
who the fuck knows

>>20740704
The old one is at almost 400 posts, it was off the main page for a long time.

I am back! Anoymous, I give you the OC of Grubchan.

OTP

>>20740691

Its true. I never did.

>>20740791
Look, if you're gonna fag up a thread, it should be with this, not with... that.

no go away

>>20740704
>>20740730
Its likely that most would perish. The rest of us might get jobs.

Might as well drawfag for everyone againnn~

>>20740790
Oh god these suck.

>>20740831

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS MAN HE GOT TROLLED HARD?

>>20740791
>polish my pearl bitch

:33 < i love it when anon posts fancharacters! i think they're SO MUCH FUN X3D

>>20740831

>>20740853
try harder S:O

>>20740790
Jesus christ, there's like four people in that entire thing I'd bother to even give the time of day. The gentlemen adventurer types, the keyboard, and Grant Moronson.

I believe the last thread closed off with talking about shipping.

Allow me to post everyone's OTP.

>>20740900

:33 < sometimes when i think no one is looking, i like to cosplay as a human! the suit f33ls so good and comfy!

>>20740906
Oh god. The despicable, metallic bucket - embodiment of depravity, in such proximity to smooth, ashen skin - the epitome of beauty.

Why am I getting a boner?

So we got Shale Imps in Epic Mickey now...

So would it be safe to assume that now that WV has the ring we won't be hearing much more about the exiles past? Further more when are we gonna see the results of the ring in the future?!

Guys, sooner or later we're going to have to systematically go through all the Dave fanart and make him blond, which he is, instead of redheaded, which Hussie laughs at us for drawing.

>>20740790
...most of that looks unforgiveably retarded and/or copypasted

>>20740937
How are you getting a boner? I thought carapaces didn't have penises.

Hey guys, anyone want to help me mull over a possible loose end?

After [S] Accelerate, Alternate Future Dave has a conversation with Alternate Future Rose about whether or not going back in time will cause her to exist. So, I'm thinking, is she still around? Does she still exist in her doomed timeline, as possibly the only living human left? Because that's horrifically depressing.

>>20740937
S;3 Oh I don't know~

>>20740966
Did you miss >Dream Rose: Cease to exist?

>>20740931
Mommy, I'm scared.

>>20740967
I...I need a towel.

>>20740790
Oh holy shit, mine's on there and I didn't even notice until right this moment.

>>20740967
Can I have sex with your fantroll?

>>20740790
Jesu that's a lot of them.

>>20740956
Hussie said he probably is blonde, but that he doesn't actually care how Dave's hair is depicted in fanart.

Besides, he just said that it would make sense because Dave is Rose's sister and he knows she's blonde. If Bro's a redhead, Dave could easily be one as well.

>>20740966

Her dreamself sort of phased back into the relevant Alpha timeline when Dave traveled back in time.
So the Rose we're seeing now has some information from the dead timeline because the dreamself from that timeline merged with the dreamself in the alpha timeline. It is also why she woke up earlier than she did in the split timeline.

>>20741018
Fuck you for typing that, now I'm actually imagining it.

>>20741023
Even if Bro and Mom are both blonde, Dave could be a redhead. Red hair is a recessive gene.

>>20740956

I think he looks better with red hair. It's his color, after all. I know it doesn't make sense, but it would just fit his color scheme a lot better to have red or black hair. Blonde would just sort of clash with the outfits he typically wears. If we really want to stick with the canonest of canon, than Dave's face is the same color as his hair, which would mean Dave should have skin colored hair.

>>20740955

I kind of figured they were going to give it back to the White Queen.

>>20740967
Cover yourself up you hussy.

>>20740961
that what you guys asked for.

>>20740966
From what we can tell she (alternate time Rose) ceased to exist. Her memories however were transferred to present Rose.

>>20741058
>clash with his outfit
...So, he's totally blonde and specifically chose clashing clothes, ironically. This is canon now.

>>20740901
hey wait a minute, you're responding to grant with that image

are you me

>>20741029
Come to think of it, we only saw Dream Rose cease to exist.... Real Future Rose might still wake up in the dead timeline.

:(

>>20740966
Im pretty sure DoomedRose merged with DreamRose or something along those lines.
It a big contender as for why she a little bonkers.

Kawaii uguu

>>20741091

With their token black friend, Lord English!

>>20740790
I am kind of shocked at how the homoerotic "cockgobbler" OC I made to make fun of OCs and posted ONCE at like 4am has made its way into more than one collection...

>>20741087
She can't since it doesn't exist in the first place

This is my waifu.

>>20740966
I have a related question:

If it was a split timeline, why did it cease to exist when Dave went back? If he actually changed the past enough for it to not exist, wouldn't that mean it NEVER existed, since John never died? Because he didn't 'rewrite' the past, it's more like he just jumped to the alpha timeline. So, it should still exist, or never have existed at all?

>>20740790
>Oh look at all the punks in this ima-WAIT A SECOND
>I'm on the image
>My face

>>20741114

I am Lord English! I have dishonored my entire family with this frivolous accesory!

>>20741114

>>20741122
Hah, I remember you making that.

>>20741054
But Bro and Mom are the original paradox clones that were made by the game. Would recessive traits like that come from clones with no actual biological parents? I really do not know how genetics work, especially ectogenetics...

D --> I just about passed a brick when Equius uttered the f-bomb
D --> I had to get a fresh towel I was perspiring so much

>>20740991

>>20741131
my brain hurts

>>20741131
The Intermission discussed this, or at least touched on it. In the multiverse of Homestuck, there exist both "stable" and "unstable" time loops. "Unstable" time loops result from a timeline which cancels itself out by someone from it going back in time - the timeline dies, but the things brought back from it survive (although living beings will eventually have their death catch up with them). This is how Eggs duplicates himself - he travels back in time, and then his pastself doesn't travel back because he sees his future selves arrive.

>>20741156
>maplehoof

Dave killed lord english.

>>20741131

TG: the thing with time travel is
TG: you cant overthink it
TG: just roll with it and see what happens
TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded

>>20741167
They'd still have two genetic markers. Granted, those markers could be the same or different, but it's the same with any human.

>>20741193
Isn't that supposed to be normal if you're reading Homestuck?

>>20740790
Neat mine's on there, though it was from the very first version of my kit, so he lacks improvements there.

Like eyebrows...

>>20741018
S:) Of course, baby. Man up and take a ride.

>>20740790
Could I be put in the next edition of that? I made this months ago but never bothered uploading it. The chumhandle is comedicAdversary.

>>20741131

It stops existing once the Future Dave prevents the cause of its existence.
However, as is the nature of Paradox Space, the aftereffects of its existence- such as Future Dave and Rose's Dreamself- influence the Alpha Timeline. Anything that can't phase through to the Alpha Timeline becomes irrelevant, redundant, and nonexistent.
So it seems that only "of Time" players, and the dreamselves of players, can influence Alpha timelines from split ones. Dreamselves in particular are vague, but seem to operate under different temporal definitions and rules than a real body would, possibly due to its inherent connection with Sburb.

>>20741192
D--> Oh...Oh my....I...
D--> Ahem.
D--> You will cease this tomf001ery at once, mudb100d. I refuse to a%ept towels from such scum.

>>20741226
All right then.

In any case, Dave being a redhead is perfectly within reason.

>>20741192
I probably shouldnt enjoy this OC so much

>>20741238
You have no idea how attractive the mental image of your fantroll is right now.

I NEED ART SKILLS. NOW.

>>20741247
Oh come now, blueblood.
It's not like you don't need a towel already;
Besides, you are sweating profusely. S:V
It worries me.

>>20741244

And then, what about the Trolls? They don't have dreamselves anymore, right? Would that mean all the Alternate Trolls died out?

My god, could you imagine that? As the trolls watch Rose and Dave as they plan to totally erase their existence, flipping the fuck out and trying to get them to stop. I'm pretty sure someone would've outright killed Terezi when they realized the implications of what she did.

>>20741281
>>20741238
>>20741018
this is not creepy in the least

totally nothing out of the ordinary

>>20741296
so fuckin kawwaii

>>20741251
S;3 I know you waaaaaant me.

>>20741281
Oh baby, let me draw up something real quick for you then. S;)

>>20741296
IS THAT AN UPCOMING ROMCOM?

WHY IS THE TITLE SO SHORT?

>>20741247
>mudb100d

Have you been roleplaying as Eridan again?

>>20741296
I think the trolls can only see the alpha timeline. Dave said they stopped talking to them after John died.

>>20741350
It's a TV show, bro, not a movie. It's a ROMCOM series.

>>20741350
It's a TV series.

>>20741366

>>20741350
I like it.

>>20741243
OC saved, But I wont update till i get 10 more.
I would like to get some more troll got you guys don't make Sprites for them :(.

the three thinks I need

1. Sprite of your original crap.
2. the weapon you use.
3. your chumhandle.

>>20741296
Man, I don't really have a reaction image that conveys my squeal of amusement when I saw that. kawwaii indeed.

>>20741361

So what happened then? Did the trolls just cease to exist? Did they never actually transfer over to this timeline? Maybe the void just sort of moved them over when the timeline corrected itself and became stable.

Still, I'd love to imagine the Trolls dealing with knowing that Terezi just cashed their last check. That they've essentially doomed themselves and at any time Dave could completely erase their existences.

So guys, what do you think the next update is gonna be? I'm a little at ends, it could go several ways...

>>20741366
>mfw I would actually watch that

>>20740790
Someone draw all of these getting massacred by their session's Jack Noir. Or meteors.

>>20741409
Tomorrow night
I'm not expecting anything tonight
Really, I'm not.
And neither should you.

>>20741409

Squiddle-Possessed Jade starts fucking shit up in the name of Candycorn Cubbins, the Blue Squiddle That Hath No Name.

>>20741409

I'm hoping we go back to Jade. It's been a while since we've seen her do anything. Maybe we could even get John to save Jade now. She still does have a meteor bearing down at her.

>>20741405
I think they never transferred over. Even Terezi says she knew it wouldn't work because she's seen him later on in the timeline. Plus... Dave wouldn't have broken the stock market for the money to alert Terezi to their existence. Broken time loops everywhere.

Oh! Question before updates, since you guys seem to know and I can't find anything to indicate it:

What signs show that John and Dave will fight? The most I can find is Dave and Terezi referencing that they compete... but that doesn't really sound like a fight.

>>20741409
Still holding out on Jade finally entering the medium! Although a Dave vs John fight would also be nice.

>>20741405

See, the thing is, the trolls could never exist in the doomed timelines, because in those timelines the kids would never be successful enough to create the Rift that stopped the trolls from getting their prize, see?

From the trolls' perspective, everything in the kids' universe already happened. So they only have a view of what already happened. But they also have a hand in making what already happened already happen. Otherwise what already happened can't happen.

Etc.

>>20741348
Guilty, my weakness is sexy OCs
contemplating fanart

>>20741405
My guess is that trunk timelines can interact with each other, but branch timelines can only interact with their respective trunk. So the trolls, on the trunk timeline of the Alternian incipisphere, can interact with the kids, on the trunk timeline of the Human incipsphere. But the branch timeline that Future Dave reverses doesn't have to have an analogous branch in the Alternian incipisphere, because the two can't interact anyway.

>>20741397
DAMN YOU HANDS!!!

I would like some more troll OC, but you guy did'nt make sprites of then.

>>20741405
>GC: W3LL OBV1OUSLY 1 KN3W 1T W4SNT GO1NG TO WORK
>GC: MY FR13NDS H4V3 B33N T4LK1NG TO JOHN FROM TH3 FUTUR3
>GC: YOUR FUTUR3
>GC: WH3R3 H3S NOT D34D
>GC: SO TH3R3 W4S NO W4Y WH4T 1 D1D W4S GO1NG TO K1LL H1M
>GC: 1 JUST W4NT3D TO M3SS W1TH H1M 4ND STUFF
>TG: i dont think youre following
>TG: you DID kill him sort of
>TG: then i went back in time to stop him
>GC: Y34H 1 G3USS3D TH3R3 W4S 4 CH4NC3 SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T M1GHT H4PP3N

>>20741397
Post the kit and I'm sure there will be enough people here willing to submit.

>>20741448
That's so bad my eyes burned out. Now I'm licking the screen desperately trying to see things. I think I've got the pale blue color down as well as the taste of orange/blue contrast. Luckily I'm a good typist who never looked at the keyboard anyways.

>>20741315
Whoops?

>>20741397

Just delete CockGobbler. That and the other joke one don't really belong in a collection of that sort.

Uh, to the anon that was posting the Vriska fics in the other thread...any more? I need my fix.

>>20741517
The collection itself is a joke. They belong there just fine.

>>20741516
Fuck you for giving me a boner.

>>20741474
For the most part I'm banking on the troll's psychotic tenancies to completely blow stuff out of proportions. This is only intensified by the fact that it's the scourge sisters one of which may or may not be able to manipul8 her respective pawn. Other than that it's purely speculative

Huh. I was sure I had the customisable sprite sheets on me.

>>20741516

>>20741517
Nope.
You will haft to live with your OC.
I save EVERYONE.

>>20741516
I'll be in my bunker

>>20741491
You want trolls? I have a couple of trolls that I made based on people I know.

>>20741554
"tendencies" meant to type that instead of "tenancies"

>>20741516
my wwaifu

>>20741554

Also the "fight against best friend/rival" is a common occurrence in coming-of-age adventure tales.

>>20741532
Yeah, but they're the honest sort of joke. People honestly making the stupidest most unoriginal shit, not because they are trying to make the stupidest most unoriginal shit, but because they are trying to do the opposite, makes stuff like that great.

http://tindeck.com/listen/xkek

I just have to post this when I see posts like that.

>>20741629
That's the best part.

>>20741516
Imagine that troll in this pose, with sexier detail.

Post reaction face.

>>20741516

>>20741665

>>20741665

>>20741684
EVERY fucking time.

>>20741684
all according to the great prophesy http://tindeck.com/listen/oovs

>>20741665
I don't get off to fucking ugly horned monstrosities with brown blood.

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?980287-Create-a-Homestuck-character

>>20741516
So

This is one grueling hiatus, huh?

>>20741727
Equius?

>>20741742
Are you implying I roleplay, cherrygoop filled bastard?

>>20741742
D---> Yes.

>>20741773
Well, considering you value the hemospectrum, yes. I assume so.

Unless you are simply THAT weird.

>>20741736
>facepunch
>homestruck

Two shit tastes that taste shitty together.

>>20741665

>>20741742

D --> I would never use such 100d language
D --> On a side note, w001d you happen to have any e%tra towels

Would this face lie about to you about updates?

>>20741624
Huh, I never realized that till now. My hopes of seeing this fight have just increased 10 fold. Speaking of which. Who would win given their current stats and coaches?

Ok, what are y'all faggots doing?

http://www.box.net/shared/h5e2glxs3d

>>20741805

Bro, we can't send towels over the internet. Sorry to say.

>>20741810
Yes.

>>20741823
Masturbating to fantrolls.

>>20741822

I would.

>>20741823

OH FUCK
YOU'RE HERE
NOW IT'S A PARTY

DO SOMETHING SIMILAR TO RESERVOIR GRUBS, THAT WAS AWESOME

>>20741823
Apparently most of us are fapping over a fantroll.

No, I don't get why either.

>>20741810

... YES.

In fact that is the one face I would never trust about an update! Probably get my neck snapped or something.

>>20741665
Oh hello there~ S:3c

>>20741527
>>20741527
>>20741527

I'M SERIOUS. YOU CAN'T JUST TEASE ME WITH THIS http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=0qg3Bdbp AND THEN NOT GIVE ME ANY MORE

FUCK, WHERE ARE MY CLEAN TOWELS

>>20741736
Please, post the more in depth one

>>20741854

>>20741854
Please tell me I'm not the only person that is NOT aroused or even remotely attracted to any trolls

>>20741825
Going into withdrawal. Also, listening to you being drunk Eqiuis.

>>20741822
John. We've been over this, everyone's been over this. He would manage a lucky derp punch and knock Dave out with his MANGRIT.

>>20741841
You don't have a say in it.

>>20741889
You're not the only one.

>>20741889
You aren't. Those people are weird. But whatever.

>>20741889
Sometimes I wondered if I was the only one too, or if it was just one guy posting over and over...

>>20741889
If you aren't attracted to a woman just because she has a different skin color, you might be gay.

In which case I reccomend you try the men....

>>20741822
Dave and Terezi both say in a recent log that, by the time the Scratch rolls around, John can clean Dave's clock almost effortlessly.

>>20741835

Faggots.

>>20741846

That's lame.

>>20741843

>DO SOMETHING SIMILAR TO RESERVOIR GRUBS, THAT WAS AWESOME

It only happens when inspiration hits me.

>>20741907

I don't have a say... in my own fight?

>>20741823
IVAN I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUR EQUIUS

i`m glad you did more.

>furriess merchant

indeed captha, indeed

>>20741901
Really? I was under the impression that most people were thinking that the fight wouldn't begin in the first place in favor of fist bunp.

>>20741939
>John can clean Dave's clock almost effortlessly.
Why was the first thing I thought of
>GT: Clean My Pearl Bitch
>AG: Ok.

Now we're wanking over generalIvan.

>>20741738
One, very horrible, very long hiatus.

>>20741911
>>20741918
>>20741934
Thanks.
>>20741936
It's not the skin.

>>20741960
The fight would begin, but would be all PSYCHE and then fistbump.

>>20741953
it is more that your opinion is far from unbiased, being one of the two people invovled
that said I think John will win because time said so

>>20741960
Well, it depends on Hussie's mood. It's either lucky derp punch or brohugs before hoefights.

>>20741918
>>20741911
>>20741889
You aren't aroused by gray people? I bet you don't like black people either.

Racists.

>>20741946


>It only happens when inspiration hits me.

WELL, SHIT.
CAN'T WAIT FOR WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING NEXT.

I PRESENT

STRATE BALLA

>>20741997
Yep.

>>20741968

Fuck that guy! He sucks dicks!

He's also an egomaniac or something.

>>20741979
>implying horns aren't sexy

>communis) excence

UPDATE

>>20741997
I'm not aroused by any people.

>>20741939
This is true but if the fight does come to be, we don't know when it may happen and what the contenders respective stats may be.

>>20741855

Oh, haha, that was me

I guess I have others?

http://www.mediafire.com/?9ocwbkpb5b834ec

There's three, including the one from before. And that's all I have saved, no more.

>>20741936
*licking the screen*

captcha: Romance unedge
yesss

Please tell me I'm not the only one attracted to or aroused by Carapace people.

Hussie is a vampire, according to a newspost from 11.

>>20742044
You're the only one.

>>20741936
The comments are what really make this. I can't stop laughing and sweating

>>20742044

MSPAchan made a surprising amount of porn of them.

there is also the possibility that we aren`t atracted to any of the troll`s personalities. Just because she is your waifu does not make her everyone`s type, apperance wise or personality wise.

also they aren`t real bro

>>20741997
I like black people, I'm just not attracted to them. That's like calling a pedophile an... ageist because they're attracted to children

>>20742062
And now I can hear PM with a staunch British accent for some odd reason. THANKS FOR THAT!

>>20742098
But... PM doesn't have any lines of dialogue, right? What are you hearing.

Where is that sweet, sweet RosexDave incest?

>>20742062
PM is moe.

>>20742098
How does this >>20742062 translate to british accent?
Further more how does she have an accent if shes never had any lines?

>>20742127
Actually, all the commands in the Act 4 Opening flash are hers.

>>20741997
6 solar sweeps, dude.

>>20742127
>Successful delivery is paramount!
>Wot wot?
>I have a package for sir Jack Noir, Is he present?

etc

OH GOD

>>20742062
So fuckin kawwaii.jpg

>>20742127
Probably stuff like this:

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003027

Troll girls are my fetish.

>>20742190

>>20742209
Yep, can't wait for that update so we can finally talk about something that isn't this particular topic.

>>20742127
Laughter, grunts, sighs, screams etc. They may not have dialogue but to me they're kind of like Link.

>>20742173
SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

>>20742190
>not In which a number of instructional steps, twelve to be excact, is presented to the reader all of which pertain to the proper operation of one of the most common data input devices commonly known as a keyboard, the first of which is obtaining a keyboard with which to engage in the activity of "typing". The aforementioned step is mostly a space filler as 11 is a boring and stupid number which the author does not like.

Geeze Hussie, it's a bit early for you to be up.

>>20741889
S:/ Well, whatever floats your freaky human flesh boat, man.

>>20742074
Who are you talking to?

>>20742015
>>20741854
Somebody draw them fucking

Ugh. Why did I do this?

Either way, here is mine.

>>20742315
Christ, what the fuck IS that?

>>20742272
I'm currently rubbing my penis

what'll happen to the battlefield when jade prototypes?
and what happened to it in the troll's session?

Andrew Hussie: Hylian Homo

>>20742272
So can she fight or is just a worthless camwhore?

>>20742272
These are more cute than sexy. I just want to give your troll a big hug!

>>20742146
refer to
>>20742253
As for how the accent came about that pic just sorta gives off a British vibe to me. The face, the nose, the expression and posture just reminds me of a classy slightly uptight British woman.

>>20742361
Oh she can fight. Just, you know, she can't do much in a land without trees.
No trees = no modus.

>>20742272
Please tell me at least 10 solar sweeps old...

>>20742315
Need a Chumhandle and weapon.

Goddamnit. It is fucking impossible to find Nicolas Cage pictures of John. I want to do a simple job of putting mullet/wifebeater john in front of a trailer and confederate flag with the words "Dont tread on me" and the internet spites me!

>>20742394

I think you should rename the sylladex to lumber modus or something like that, because rose's is tree modus.

I drew a writerfag.

>>20742435
Lumber it is, then.

>>20742427
Get screencaps from "[S] Reunite with your loving wife and daughter".

>>20742344
I wanna venture a guess that when jade prototypes it the kids Skaia may end up existing on multiple planes of existence. But that's just a shot in the dark on my end.

Better title.

>>20742471
I daww'd
s/he'd probably like that
especialy becaue it isnt horrifying

>>20742427
http://starjuice.deviantart.com/gallery/

Look at the shit I find instead. Good job me, you really achieved your goals. Mission accomplished.

>>20742471
What a coincidence...

>>20742394
Wait that makes no sense. Swamps need trees. No Trees, no swamp.
It would just dry up. It would be the Land of Cracked Earth and Path. LoCEP.

>>20742422

handle: clockworkAndroid

weapon: Marionettekind

>>20742504

>>20742373
Aaaaw, you're asexual/jade!

Guys I just finished up this new pic and I wanna know what you think
It's kinda dirty, so spoilers.

>>20741575
Then add this to the list

>>20742568
What? It's an idea.

>>20742344
It'll bloom. Or at least it would, if it hadn't been pummeled by Prospit fragments.

>>20742591
>:[

>>20742373
Well, I guess a hug will suffice. S:V

>>20742306
I wish to see this happen.

Stupid sexy fantrolls

>>20742656
I did it! I got her to put her shirt back on!

:V

why don't we make kits of non-homestuck characters?
problem sleuth?
/co/ characters?
herpus derpus?
or the actual characters, we have the info, just need it in kit form

>>20742551
Nono. I meant, like, if she went to a different land that wasn't her own.
Like a land made of Steel and Marble or something.

>>20742624
If SGRUB was real, it would have the best final boss ever. A giant prototyped with 12 different things including Cthulu, on a blooming planet, meteors everywhere, all your friends helping you beat up on it. Damn, so much fun.

>>20742662
OH MY GOD AND BLUE TOO. Sorry geekytaurin, I have a new interest in my life.

You can go hug that one anon if you feel too bad.

>>20742471
wait... writefag's a she?

>>20742690
Make an example and others will follow. That's the memetic nature of these thing.

>>20742719
No, a he/she. Like a troll.

hey bN i updated my sprite

>>20742707
...Ditto.

12 sweeps > 7 sweeps.

>>20741665
>>20741516
Shit lets be Greg Land

I drew a shitty Nepeta. Ages ago.

Now that I think about it what is the game's currency used for?

I wish i was cool enough to be a troll

>>20742719

I think the whole gender ambiguity thing lead everyone to believe he/she/it was a woman.

>>20742786
You know, there's this awesome comic that explains that. It's called Homestuck, you should check it out.

>>20742786
Fraymotifs, for one.
Uh... also investing?

>>20742786
As far as we know
Fraymotifs
And the stock market

Suddenly all of /co/ has a crush on a fantroll.

>>20742726
i'm a perfectionist, it'd take me ages to do it and be satisfied
also i want to see other's ideas

is there a template to make your own homestuck character?

we should all make one.

>>20742784
Aaaw

I think it's cute!

>>20742681
You were saying?

>>20742836
>all of /co/
>implying it isn't like 3 guys repeatedly posting

>>20742848

>>20742864
why oh why must you taunt me with a censor bar?

>>20742848
There are some lines i wont cross.....

>>20742623
Its more that I was raging at the fact it completely passed over my head. I also have no idea why I just made this.

>>20742856
Cute? Cute? You've god to be squidding me. It's the crappie-st piece of art I've ever made. Shit, I only drew it for the halibut.

>>20742783
Well yes I like this.
>>20742795
And this too. This pleases me. S:3
>>20742707
Well fine, be that way. I'll just be over here when you need me, blueballs.

>>20742922
Cool

>>20742906
because worksafe board. S:3

>>20742827
>>20742820
And as far as I know we don't know what the Fraymotifs are used for. Unless I'm missing something

>>20742919
Oh quit your carping

Finally, a fucking update.

>>20742936

Spoilers.

>>20742953
FUCK YOU!!!

>>20742953
Yep

>>20742953
>>20742983
GOD DAMN DOUBLE COMMUNISM

>>20742919
sea dwweller detected

>>20742953
Fuck you. I looked anyway, even though I knew it was a fucking joke.

>>20742315
Eh, i'm not too tempted, but nice

>>20742606
O god....
Still saved it

>>20742864

>>20742914
Well, hope you enjoyed making it.

>Ice-cream Man and Gumblin enter the homestuck universe.

NOW WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS?!

>>20742983
Ich sage gute Show

>>20743001
>>20742987
>>20742981

IT'S A TRICK! THESE GUYS ARE THE COMMUNIST LIARS THIS TIME!

>>20742914
Yessssssss! Vriska approves of this.

>>20743040
I'm messing around with photoshop for the first time, so yeah I guess I had fun.

>>20742949

Oh clam up! If I have to deal with your whaling for one second longer, I think I'm going to eel over in disgust! But there's not much else to do, everyone in the thread is floundering over gT, so I guess I'll just keep going mano a manowar with you.

>>20743041
I wonder what the fuck Jack Noir would look like in THAT session. Like, hot DAMN.

>>20743067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIYF9exhm-Q

>>20743025

I have to admit after the initial joke I got a little carried away. Right now I genuinely believe a double-bearsprite would be totally great.

>>20743092
i got nothin

shit man i was expecting you to be worse at puns

>>20742949
>>20743092
Water you guys arguing about, seriously.

>>20742983
>>20742983

What the hell, why'd hussie have to put jack in that dress D:

>>20743136
Normal, in all likelihood.

The Black Queen, on the other hand...

>>20743169
Yeah that went very swimmingly for him, didn't it?

>>20742973
Like this? S:U

Oh god why

>>20743136
Uh.
He'd look like Jack Noir. I'm pretty sure Jack doesn't get anything from prototyping, unless the queen dictates it.

The queen might look cool, though.

>>20743205
Nine sweeps right?

>>20743208
>not a 6-digit numbered file
>png
Nice try though, bro. A good fake is always good bait for the less observant.

>>20743250
Yup.
9 solar sweeps.

>>20743205
Cover up, hussy.

>>20743092
Jesus christ I know you can't kelp it but you just need to know when to clam up. Don't say I'm carping, these resharks are getting out of control, they can't be the sole substance of our conversations.

>>20743276
S:C FINE.

>>20743306

Jack noir, going around, making people sad. Sometimes dead.

>>20743169

Oh man, tha Sole ya got?

Sea, the thing you didn't expect was that I was this good. The moment you started, it was a beacon, urchin me on to school you in nautical warfare. But you know what? I don't want us to be anemones. But before we bury the hatchet, I want to get this off my chest.

You just got prawnd. Haters gonna hake.

UPDATE NO FUCKING AROUND THIS TIME

>>20743364

Nice try anon.

>>20743334
Jack Noir WAS the glub.

>>20743232
...yes he does. He gets power from the ring, which is what gives the queen her prototyped powers as well. Also notice how Jack has wings, tentacles, one arm, a sword through him, tattered imp clothing... He has all the prototypings too.

>>20743364
...Fuck you.

>>20743276

>cover up, Hussie

>>20743384

In the kids session yeah, he's pretty much a glub.

>>20743386
Jackspers Noirlcrowe is not the same as session-to-session Jack Noir.

>>20743384
HEY

PLAY SOME VIDYA

>>20743386
Jack doesn't have the ring unless he takes it from BQ, though. He is normally unable to do this, and was only able to in the kids' session because of The Bunny.

Look at the trolls' session, which is supposed to be a "normal" run of the game. He has no prototypings.

>>20743386
I think TPDAtS was talking about ringless Jack.

>>20743438
I would.
But it's 1:32 am.
Time to sleep.
I'll be in my recuperacoon.
I'll be back around 5pm. S:3

Oh man, you guys were talking about me while I was asleep.

>>20740790
ballkind.
>>20742471
:D
I just want to point out that my shirt is not long sleeved. But you didn't know that :)
>>20742539
D:
>>20742719
I never said I was. I never said I wasn't.

<spoiler> update </spoiler>

>>20743437
Oh, I didn't read the first post, I didn't realize you were talking about other session Jack Noirs.

>>20743610

We've been shipping you non-stop with TPDAtS

>>20743446
Yeah Jackspers is a HUGE anomaly, usualy Jack is just the goto guy to help defeat the queen, and the exiled queen will usualy help exile the now dangerous Jack, that is if the Troll session was exactly how it was supposed to go.
Ya know besides the whole 'Scratch' thing

ugh why am I even doing this
you people are silly beyond measure

>>20743632
As long as it doesn't get like last night...

>>20743701
Yeah, no. It's been... tamer.
There was this
>>20740791
though.

I drew some crap based on my survival kit dealie.

*shrug*

Started the chart. Alchemizing soon to come.

>>20740790
My strife specibi are shotgunKind, rifleKind and fistKind.

Single-page update! It's finally here... and a little underwhelming.

I wish my monitor was better; hero mode kids just look like white silhouettes to me. :-(

>>20743610

WRITERFAG
WHY

WHY WOULD YOU WRITE VEIL DEATH
OMFG I CAN NEVER READ IT THE SAME AGAIN

>>20743759

>>20743759
NOPE

>>20743759
liars go to hell, dad

>>20743759
>>20743759

oh shit, no troll

>>20743759
>>20743759
FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!

>>20743701
y hallo thar

>>20743802
HI TROLL

People need to get on Pesterchum, its been fairly dead all day, I miss hearing so many pings I go deaf.

Handle: therapeuticHarlequin

It might have just frozen on me again, who knows.

>>20743825
Im on
I shoulda been on earlier
But the D.C. Wasteland beckoned

>>20740791
Ok that Q key bit made me laugh. Clever.
Also, it is weird seeing me being drawn with breasts like that and >>20742539. I do not have big breasts at all. Oddly the hips I'm ok with. I feel have big hips. Before anybody gets excited, neither statement has any direction towards a specific gender

>>20743306
Dammit, come back here and UNcoverup

In spoilers

>>20743843
I'm on.
Just you know.
Almost ready for bed. But meh.

>>20743856
Fiiiiiine.
I don't feel like drawing anymore tonight, though.
I gotta get up to go to work in the morning. I'll be on pesterchum, for like, 5 mins.

>>20743847
HOW ACCURATE IS THIS?

>>20743825
I'm on, but I won't be chatty. Because speaking of breasts, I have some chicken in my fridge that needs to go into my stomach.

>>20743802

wat

>>20743900
Are you on MSN, by the way? I think I got my Yahoo-MSN chat thing working...

>>20743900
Writerfag nibbles on breasts. IT'S CANON.

>>20743775

I read the first page

Now I just pretend it doesn't exist

Also I now have a .txt with a bunch of handpicked fish puns. I hope to keep adding to it, to the point where it becomes a sturgeoning file of pun-filled wrasse. But enough of this, let's actually discus homestuck.

>>20743890
i'm going to ignore that.
>>20743928
YES. YES I AM. TALK TO ME :)
But after a bit. I have some shaking and baking to do.
>>20743939
chicken breasts, derp

>>20743939
i just pictured that on my head...wish i was a good drawfag so i make it happen

I'm up for being pestered.

Handle: viridianSnax

>>20743969
>he still discusses homestuck in a homestuck thread
>gigglingtrolls.jpg

Update. Not an MSPA one though.

It's Hussie's vamplog.

>Wake up 4 hours early
>Can't get back to sleep
>Might as well check out if there was a update
>NOPE

So what's going on in he-

>More meta-meta shipping.

>:(

>>20743847

so does this mean your really a she :)

>>20743973
I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE A PIC I FOUND ON 4CHAN GOG DAMB WOMAN

CHILL THE FUCK OUT

>>20743973
It says you aren't. No idea why.

writerfag@hotmail.com, right?

>>20744018
Ive said it
Others have said it
If you dont like the current discussion try starting a different one
your sure to get a few bites
Mabe even steer the thread in a different direction

I know everyone seemingly hates the OC's/Survival kits or if they do like them it is in an ironic sense, but I think that if you put in effort and creativity into them. It can be fun.

>>20744231
True, I myself have said that.

Let's see then:
How long have the kids been in the medium? Have we got to see them eat even once? I suppose they could alchemize some food, if they had codes.

Actually, didn't Rose already do that?

>oh yeah i guess i'll update over the weekend or something
>update over the weekend or something
>the weekend or something
>or something

I swear to fucking god Hussie...

>>20744286
Oh, they're certainly fun. It's just that nobody really cares about them besides yourself. I say this as someone featured on that collection and running a fanquest

>>20744286

Even if you put effort in that it's still wankery.

>>20744309
Johns eaten some Gushers I think
But if I remember correctly they have twenty four Houres until something terrible happens in their session.
so a day hasent even passed

>>20744342

Dave was there for three days, though.

>>20744309
I'm guessing their entire session lasts about 48 hours, as all the paradox clones were made on April 13th, and not long after that they have 24 hours until game over or whatever it is Hussie's keeping from us.

>>20744356
thats all time fuckery
The rest havent even lapsed the 24 hour mark

>>20744342
I assume it's 24 hours til rift, then.

Food might not be such a big priority, neither plot wise or story wise. Who the fuck wants to see kids eat all day anyways.

What about pooping? Most of the time they are away from their houses, and toilets. Could Rose drop a turd while she's flying around at high speeds?

>>20744462
everyone knows that characters never go to the bathroom

>>20744462
Err. I don't want to go here.
But aren't most of their toilets broken one way or the other?

Err...

>>20744462
It's funny because this will never be explained in the comic

>>20744342
Yeah by my estimate, only 10-12 hours have passed so far in total since HS started.

>>20744480

Well Dave pissed once after drinking all that juice.

>>20744502
and Jade watched

>>20744551
otp 4 life

Okay we're moving dangerously close to scat territory now.

>>20744551
>>20744502
>>20744491
>>20744489
>>20744480
JEGUS FUCK!
JUST IGNORE THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING MORONS!
FUCK!

>>20744551
>>20744502
>>20744489
>>20744480
>>20744462
HEY LOOK SOMETHING THAT ISNT THIS

Oh god. It might get mentioned because... when your toilet is gone, the most practical place to take a shit is a bucket.

>>20744629
>IGNORE THAT SHIT

That better have been intentional.

>>20744640
Fifty boonbucks says that it'll be mentioned in a Dave/Terezi convo.

>>20744640
words fail me

>>20744640

Wouldn't digging a hole somewhere for that be more logical?