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  • File : 1287877324.jpg-(32 KB, 274x372, mon001.jpg)
    32 KB Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:42 No.20735287  
    This was probably one of my favorite picture books growing up, and picture books are a KIND of comic book.

    Storytime.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:42 No.20735301
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:43 No.20735310
    Oh GOD YES.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:43 No.20735324
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    Grover's plan makes sense, but I'm gonna go ahead and keep on posting.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:43 No.20735328
    the monster is Grover
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:43 No.20735334
    >>20735287
    Wait, back the fuck up. A Monster?

    Fuck this, I'm scared of monsters!
    >> The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/23/10(Sat)19:44 No.20735342
    I wonder how many kids actually stopped reading when he said to.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:44 No.20735345
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    Just try and stop me, Grover.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:44 No.20735358
    I was so scared to read this book. I honestly thought a monster was going to eat me if I got to the end.
    >> Fireman, Man Of Fire, The Man On Fire !997PLAYBOY 10/23/10(Sat)19:45 No.20735372
    There was a sequel with Elmo. I don't remember it with the same fondness as I did this book, so I'm assuming it wasn't that good.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:45 No.20735376
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    I guess since all the text in this comic is Grover's dialogue, it's pretty much just a comic book.

    Also, the lettering in this page is cool.
    >> Batgirlish 10/23/10(Sat)19:45 No.20735380
    BRO, STOP TURNING PAGES
    THERES A MONSTER AT THE END
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:46 No.20735398
    >>20735376
    /CO/ WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THIS MANIAC GETS TO THE END
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:46 No.20735403
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:46 No.20735408
    >>20735376
    We can't stop, Grover! Do something!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:47 No.20735422
    >>20735328
    YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. FUCK YOU. I NEVER GOT TO READ THIS SHIT WHEN I WAS A KID AND YOU FUCKING RUINED IT FOR ME! I HOPE RABID FUCKING DOGS EAT YOUR GODDAMN EYES AND SHIT IT OUT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING SPOILERFAG!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:47 No.20735429
    >>20735403
    Phew, I'm sure that did it.

    Maybe we should test the page out and make sure it holds steady.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:47 No.20735431
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    >> Batgirlish 10/23/10(Sat)19:47 No.20735437
    >>20735403
    >>20735403
    Trusty old Grover, keeping us safe!
    >> Batgirlish 10/23/10(Sat)19:48 No.20735460
    HOLY SHIT NO
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:48 No.20735461
    sage for trying to get us all killed by the monster
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:48 No.20735463
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    You know, with those bricks combined with the flood control, maybe he's finally stopped my reckless page-turning.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:49 No.20735472
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    >>20735431
    IT DIDN'T WORK

    I'M SO SORRY, GROVER
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:49 No.20735490
    >>20735463
    Gonna turn it, TRY AND STOP ME
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:49 No.20735492
    >>20735431
    My mom always mentioned that the dust clouds look like popcorn, and now I can't unsee it.
    >> Blackarachnias Giant Robot Tits !bXU0gE0lts 10/23/10(Sat)19:49 No.20735494
    WHY ARE YOU TORTURING POOR GROVER?

    WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS? THERE'S A GODDAMN MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK AND YOU'RE RECKLESSLY TURNING PAGES
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:49 No.20735495
    My mom read this to me all the time. My all time favorite book as a child. I even read it for my dual enrollment speech class.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:50 No.20735497
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    Or no wait, here it goes.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:50 No.20735499
    GROVER IS THE MONSTER
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:50 No.20735518
    This was possibly the best book ever written. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:51 No.20735522
    >>20735499
    YOU FUCKING LIE
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:51 No.20735527
    >>20735497
    FUCK! I thought you had him for sure that time Grover!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:51 No.20735532
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    >>20735499
    >>20735328
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:51 No.20735536
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    This was the first book ever read to you.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:51 No.20735542
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    I don't know Grover, you asked so nicely, but I did say I'd do a storytime for these nice people.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:51 No.20735543
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    >>20735497
    /co/ strongest there is!
    >> Batgirlish 10/23/10(Sat)19:52 No.20735549
    >>20735536
    NOPE.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:52 No.20735558
    >>20735542
    DON'T DO IT, /co/, DON'T DO IT
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:52 No.20735563
    OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

    I DO NOT WANT THE MONSTER TO COME.

    PLEASE OP, PLEASE DON'T POST ANY MORE.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:52 No.20735568
    >>20735542
    I'M SCARRED DON'T TURN IT
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:52 No.20735569
    >>20735542

    OH GOD DON'T DO IT OP
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:53 No.20735583
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    >>20735542

    JUST TRY AND STOP US
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:53 No.20735584
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/monster-at-end-of-book-claims-life-of-tvs-grover,4113/
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:53 No.20735589
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    >>20735542
    NOOO
    >> Ladybug 10/23/10(Sat)19:53 No.20735592
    The Monster at the End of this Book? On MY /co/?

    Apparently it's more likely than I thought! Good show, OP! :D
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:53 No.20735603
    >>20735542
    HE'S FUCKING BEGGING YOU
    YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO SOULS
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:53 No.20735605
    >>20735542
    NO

    DON'T YOU DARE DO IT OP
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:54 No.20735609
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    Oh right, the term for non-animal non-human muppets on Sesame Street is monster.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:54 No.20735616
    >>20735542

    OP YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO UNLEASH SO LOVECRAFTIAN MONSTER UPON US ALL THAT WILL FEAST UPON OUR SANITY AND PLUCK OUR SOULS OUT FROM OUR MORTAL COILS.

    IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE OF COMPASSION, DO NOT POST THE LAST PAGE.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:54 No.20735620
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:54 No.20735621
    This book has a sequel.

    http://store.sesamestreet.org/Product.aspx?cp=21415_21457_21472&pc=6EAM0251
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:55 No.20735627
    >>20735609
    Oh, I'm so relieved to see you Grover
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:55 No.20735628
    >>20735609
    oh...oh..thank god.
    >> Batgirlish 10/23/10(Sat)19:55 No.20735639
    ALRIGHT, FESS UP, WHO TROLLED GROVER?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:55 No.20735644
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    >>20735620
    You SHOULD be embarrassed, Grover, scaring us like that. Shame on you.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:56 No.20735651
    >>20735621
    That's...predictable..
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:56 No.20735656
    OP.... Will you marry me?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:57 No.20735668
    More Grover.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkd5dJIVjgM&feature=player_embedded
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:57 No.20735670
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    Hello, what's this?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:57 No.20735672
    /co/ I love you so goddam much.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:58 No.20735705
    >>20735670
    Wait, do you have the whole thing? I've never read it.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)19:59 No.20735715
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    >>20735705
    Found it at the illustrator's site. Both books are there.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:00 No.20735731
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    Elmo you fucking troll...
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:00 No.20735737
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    >>20735715
    AWESOME

    Who knew Elmo was such a tough guy?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:00 No.20735746
    >>20735715
    >>20735731

    This is actually turning out a LOT better than I would have anticipated.
    >> Soolgent !MoQJPKEYVs 10/23/10(Sat)20:01 No.20735752
    I used to love this book, it was probably my favorite book when I was little, this and The Tawny Scrawny Lion.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:01 No.20735754
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:01 No.20735760
    >>20735731

    I never much liked Elmo, and now I know why.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:01 No.20735768
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    All the blocks!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:02 No.20735775
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    In convienient GIF form.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:02 No.20735777
    >>20735768

    NOT MY ALPHABET BLOCKS NOOOOOOOO

    Grover, you really ARE a monster.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:02 No.20735780
    >>20735754

    Its good to know that Grover did learn from his last book but that he has enough sense to not want to tempt fate twice.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:02 No.20735785
    >>20735754
    Paper clips? You couldn't stop us with a fucking brick wall last time, and you're using PAPER CLIPS?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:03 No.20735798
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    I think that Elmo can be cropped into a reaction
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:03 No.20735799
    The artwork in the sequel is very, very lame compared to the first.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:03 No.20735802
    Elmo is a dick.
    >> Batgirlish 10/23/10(Sat)20:03 No.20735816
    Wow, Elmo is a little shit in this book.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:03 No.20735818
    >>20735798

    Do it faggot.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:04 No.20735828
    >>20735799

    Eh, it's not that bad, I'd say the main thing is that Grover himself is drawn kinda fucked up. But Elmo, the backgrounds, and the text all seems pretty solid.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:04 No.20735840
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    >>20735798
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:05 No.20735849
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    >>20735840

    Without the background art.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:05 No.20735859
    >>20735840
    Splendid
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:05 No.20735860
    >>20735342

    I have to wonder if that was an explicit influence for the second book. They decided to throw Elmo in the book and just have him repeatedly say "Okay yeah but seriously just turn the page."

    That and the Children's Television Workshop has been massively cashing in on Elmo ever since I grew out of Sesame Street's demographic.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:06 No.20735879
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    >>20735799
    Sesame Street storybooks in general have went into an art decline as they shifted to more of a consistent look. Even Joe Mathieu's art has gone to bland and he's like the Ur-Sesame Street illustrator
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:07 No.20735910
    >>20735879
    Jesus Elmo, could you not be a total prick for 5 seconds?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:08 No.20735918
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    >>20735879

    What a twist.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:08 No.20735926
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    >>20735860
    Personally, I find that fairy Abby Cadabby a bit more annoying and moichendise driven. At least Elmo used to be a good character before the Tickle Me boom.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:09 No.20735943
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    >> Batgirlish 10/23/10(Sat)20:09 No.20735948
    I want to do children book's illustrations, I drew a book for a little boy at the camp I worked at. He was so excited. His mom told me he coloured the whole thing in. It seems like it'd be really cool to contribute something so beloved as a kid's book.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:09 No.20735953
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    The suspense is killing me
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:09 No.20735954
    >>20735943
    SHIT'S GOING DOWN
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:09 No.20735956
    >>20735943
    The suspense is killing me
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:09 No.20735965
    >>20735926
    Elmo's "DAAAAAAH, O-TAY" face is cracking me up.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:10 No.20735973
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:11 No.20735990
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    >>20735973
    You guys just about gave me a heart attack!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:11 No.20735995
    >>20735973
    What would happen if you read this book in reverse?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:11 No.20735998
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    NO U
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:11 No.20736002
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    >>20735973
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:11 No.20736012
    >>20735973

    Why the fuck does Elmo have a dopey grin on his face

    Isn't he pants-shittingly scared right now?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:13 No.20736051
    I haven't enjoyed a storytime this much in a while, thanks OP.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:13 No.20736052
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    And end
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:14 No.20736070
    "Whatever."

    Grover is just tired of this shit.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:14 No.20736084
    >>20736052

    I honestly expected this sequel to be shit and was pleasantly surprised. Good show.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:14 No.20736085
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:14 No.20736090
    >>20736051

    Someone else posted Another Monster at the End of this Book, but yes, I think this thread worked out pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:15 No.20736099
    Original's now in A/V'd form
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vafs4yFNtQ8
    >> Ladybug 10/23/10(Sat)20:16 No.20736128
    >>20735998

    Ha ha ha! I never knew there was a sequel. That was great. :3

    I also never knew Elmo was such a hardcore thrill-jockey! Imagine my surprise.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:18 No.20736160
    >>20735998
    >Typical thread on /co/.jpg
    >> Sage 2751 3594 4160 10/23/10(Sat)20:20 No.20736216
    >>20735998
    This would be an awesome reaction image if you cut out the actually talking that doesn't say "you"
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:28 No.20736395
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    I can storytime another Sesame Street book if you want
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:30 No.20736444
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    >> The Person Drawing All the Ships !.08g7DvXbY 10/23/10(Sat)20:31 No.20736461
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    >>20736395
    Please do.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:31 No.20736464
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:32 No.20736478
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    This thread is fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:32 No.20736480
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:33 No.20736502
    >>20736464

    That cookie tree seems like kind of a dick.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:34 No.20736541
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    Seeing as I'm using the copy from Tough Pigs' old Book Club articles, might post some of the commentaries.

    >This book is proof that Sesame Street was the product of the Red Scare -- see Big Bird's Red Book -- and preaches against Socialism.

    >The Tree, with its wealth of cookies, represents America in all its wealth. Forever blooming and bountiful.

    >Cookie Monster, of course, stands for the oppressed part of society, deprived of the luxuries the upper class (witch) takes for granted. While Cookie Monster struggles to attain equality with the witch, he discovers the drive of socialism. You want to create a society where everyone is equal and shares in their wealth, but those who are higher up the social ladder than you don't want to see you climb.

    >The witch is a representation of that upper class society, trying to keep those "lesser" than herself where they are.

    >Of course, in all good American propaganda tales, Cookie Monster finally achieves the equality he desires with others, but then realizes his hunger to achieve more, and he leaves the very person who pulled him up the ladder of success behind him, broken and devoid of wealth. Leaving her with her new altruism, and a pauper until her next cash crop comes in.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:36 No.20736590
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    >What I love about vintage Sesame books is their ability to take the fantasy that's been created in all its craziness on the show, and transform it into this alternately skewed dimension all the more wacky than before to fit the needs of the moment.

    >Reading these books as adults and looking at their chronology, it's amusing to see just how little sense (on a grand level) went into making these little items that have become modern treasures. For example, reasoning where the forest is in relation to Sesame Street is so silly. The writers didn't even give it a thought. It was natural for them to say that Cookie Monster can be in a forest in one moment and then Sesame Street in another. This all despite the fact that we know that Sesame Street is supposed to be located in the middle of the city.

    >It's so pure that the writers didn't give it a thought. It's almost as though they subliminally set us up for these very types of conversations years later. Any minute now, we may all get up and proceed to complete a program that was written into our little brains decades ago by the pencil strokes of Joe Mathieu. Cool!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:36 No.20736595
    >>20736541

    Cookie Monster's looking pretty pimp right there.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:38 No.20736625
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:38 No.20736638
    >>20736590

    I suppose it's possible that this is Central Park or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:39 No.20736642
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    >This was a favorite of mine in my younger days. I don't think it ever occurred to me then to question where the forest was in relation to Sesame Street, but it's one of the first things I thought of this time. Maybe the tree is actually in Central Park.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:39 No.20736658
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    >> Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 10/23/10(Sat)20:40 No.20736663
    >>20736642
    Cookie monster is so adorable. Look at him sniffing the cookies.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:40 No.20736680
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    >This book has given me valuable insight into the origin of Cookie Monster's cookie addiction. It's like a vicious circle. He tries to share -- for personal gain, but it's sharing nevertheless -- but everyone laughs at him. He has no friends that are willing to believe Cookie has changed his ways.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:42 No.20736712
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    >So if no one is willing to give him a chance, why would he change anyway? They just push him further into his selfish addiction. That's why he doesn't really share with the witch; if even his friends won't believe him, why would he share with an evil witch?

    >I think Cookie Monster is a product of the eighties before they even existed, and maybe a comparison with American Psycho would be interesting and insightful.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:42 No.20736728
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:43 No.20736749
    >>20735998

    No Grover, you are the monster!

    And then, Grover was the monster.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:43 No.20736751
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    >What I learned

    >If you're trying to reform your wicked ways, Bert and Ernie are not the friends that will support you all the way.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:45 No.20736786
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:45 No.20736796
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:46 No.20736827
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:47 No.20736835
    >>20736796
    Wow, Sesame Street turned into dicks.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:47 No.20736851
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    >The lesson I got out of this is that you can have anything, as long as you pretend that you're willing to share. Then you can use some sneaky plan to get more.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:48 No.20736869
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    >>20736786
    Cropped for future reaction use.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:48 No.20736874
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    >If I learned anything, it is this: If you have cookies, and Cookie Monster is around, just give in and let him have the cookies. It will take too much effort to save your cookies, and in the end, he will win.

    >Of course, this would make for a short book.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:49 No.20736877
    Everyone else in the story are pretty much doing what /v/ does.


    Cookie Monster:

    Hello, me found cookie tree and me wants to share it with someone.

    /v/ poster:

    >implying the cookie monster shares.

    >cookie monster

    >share
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:49 No.20736889
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:50 No.20736915
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:51 No.20736932
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    Oh boy here we go
    >> Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 10/23/10(Sat)20:51 No.20736934
    >>20736869
    These are a gold mine.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:52 No.20736948
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    >I suddenly have the urge to go out and violate a cookie tree.

    >Is Cookie Monster raping the Cookie Tree? From his point of view (although he never pauses to worry about it), I believe he is. The real question is, does the tree mind? Clearly the cookie tree exists to provide sustenance in the form of cookies. In this case, The Cookie Monster, in the symbiotic relationship developed between the two, is doing his part by eating the fruits of the cookie tree, and spreading its seeds/crumbs around in his fur.

    >However, this serves more as a metaphor to humans and what we are doing to the Earth. The same relationship exists between the Earth and humans, but are we smart enough to use only what we need in order to live and prosper? Of course not. For thousands of years, we've been raping this planet and taking more than we need. It makes no sense to devour all that we have, and leave nothing for future generations. But still we do it, because we are greedy.

    >So to answer the question, does the Cookie Tree mind that it's being raped? Or rather, does the Cookie Tree feel as though it is being raped? I think the Cookie Tree, like the Earth, is smart enough to realize that it will outlast the cookie monsters. It was happy before the cookie monsters came along, and it will be happy after they are gone. But it being truly zen-like and void of conflict, it brushes the incident aside and lives on to the next day. After all, while the tree may be essential to the cookie monsters, the cookie monsters are not essential to the tree.

    >Holy shit, this just became my new favorite book.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:53 No.20736973
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:54 No.20736995
    And here's the Toughpigs page I found it on
    http://www.toughpigs.com/bookclubcookie04.htm
    >> Cigarette !.0F/.triPs 10/23/10(Sat)20:56 No.20737041
    >>20736986
    Because then you'd have to spray for Fraggles.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:56 No.20737049
    All this talk about where the forest is in relation to Sesame Street or whatever misses the larger logical flaw: preventing Cookie Monster from taking your cookies by casting a spell which only allows people who share to eat it is a retarded idea, since the only reason why you're casting the spell is because you don't want to share.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:57 No.20737061
    My favorite Sesame Street book is Ernie Gets Lost.

    It would always make me cry.
    >> Captain Olimar !!ooztLPjQLnv 10/23/10(Sat)20:57 No.20737063
    >>20737049
    Yeah, but the book itself addresses that.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:59 No.20737106
    Man, what a nostalgia bomb. I don't care at all about the Transformers I grew up with, but this is different. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)20:59 No.20737113
    >>20737063

    Well sure, but it's like... did she even think at all? Even children's book characters usually aren't that transparently stupid.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:01 No.20737151
    Just popping in to say this was one of my favorite childhood books too.

    Probably the only one with licensed characters.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:07 No.20737300
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    Storytiming the sauce of "That's Real Fucking Neato"
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    >>20737300
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:09 No.20737346
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    >>20737326
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:10 No.20737368
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    >>20737300
    >Storytiming the sauce of "That's Real Fucking Neato"
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    >>20737346
    Oh lawd, this is ridiculously 90's.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:12 No.20737416
    >>20737368
    This is making me very sad.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:13 No.20737443
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    More from ToughPigs

    >This book makes a laughable attempt to pass Ernie off as “cool”, when in reality he’s nothing but a sadistic jackhole. The other denizens of Sesame Street see Bert as a warning – this will be them if they don’t placate Ernie, and so they pretend to admire him. Lately Ernie’s ego has inflated dangerously – he’s tired of the “Bert and Ernie” dichotomy, and he’s made it known to his friends that Bert will be ignored if they know what’s good for them. Bert, in a desperate, last-ditch effort to ingratiate Ernie, begins to imitate him, and fails disastrously. Ernie is unimpressed by this sad parody, and makes his disproval clear by usurping Bert’s possessions – insinuating Bert won’t be needing them for much longer, unless his Ernie homage does the man justice. Rather than up his game, Bert opts for the sweet release of death, rather than the living hell of being Ernie’s roommate for another 40 seasons.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:14 No.20737475
    >>20737443
    > So, why DO we see Ernie in his undies? I was so sure it was going to turn out that Bert had stolen his pajamas, but that never happened. In fact, we never even find out whether Ernie found his pajamas. So where are they? I demand a sequel!
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:15 No.20737498
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    > Bert’s not the only one with an identity crisis… what’s Ernie’s reason for wearing a “cool jacket” and sunglasses anyway? Isn’t the whole point of the book that you’re cool in your own style; in Ernie’s case, sans sunglasses and with a good old stripy sweater?
    That jacket, for instance, reveals a desire to be more like Scooter.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:15 No.20737499
    >>20737475
    His pajamas probably weren't cool enough. I bet he burned them or something.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:17 No.20737554
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    >Cathy: So when did Cookie Monster get a licensing deal and why don’t any of his friends find that odd?

    >Ryan Mead: Cookie Monster isn’t even startled that his own picture is on the box- he’s just curious as to the contents. Given that he probably thinks there’s cookies inside, I’m not surprised, but it seems rather unusual that his first thought would be “me want cookie” rather than “oh yeah, me remember posing for that lunch box” or “hey, that unauthorized use of me image.” But then again, Cookie Monster doesn’t seem like the type who would know about either licensing deals or legal matters.

    >Beth: Isn’t it a bit odd that Cookie Monster is depicted as a superhero, when this is usually Grover’s job? Maybe Cookie is trying to steal Grover’s identity as well!

    >Cathy: Also, Ernie finds it strange that Bert is trying to be like him, but he doesn’t see a problem with carrying a lunchbox with his friend’s face on it? If one of my casual friends started carrying around a lunchbox with my picture on it, I’d probably be a touch creeped out. Perhaps Ernie is the one with the case of identity envy?

    >Jarrod: Is Super Grover aware of this sudden new Super Cookie? Or is he a villian? The Cookienator. Watch your back, Grover. It’s always the person you’d least suspect…
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:18 No.20737576
    >>20737498
    He should have shaved the unibrow as well
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:19 No.20737599
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    >If Bert is depressed that no one likes him, just get some cookies and persuade Cookie Monster to be his friend for them since Cookie Monster only cared about what’s inside Ernie’s lunchbox.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:19 No.20737610
    >>20737554
    You'll never be cool, Bert. NEVER.
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:20 No.20737636
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    >>20737393
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:21 No.20737679
    >>20737624
    What a pro
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:25 No.20737771
    >>20737706
    Didn't he spend his life savings for that shit? And Ernie gets it for a bottle cap?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:26 No.20737789
    >>20737771
    You saw how he lusted over that bottle cap. Nigga would've given ANYTHING for that bottle cap.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:31 No.20737936
    >>20737789
    He grinds them up and injects them directly into his eyeball.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:32 No.20737942
    >>20737706
    That can't be the end
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:33 No.20737987
    >>20737942
    That's it
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:33 No.20737996
    Fantastic thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:33 No.20738004
    >>20737789
    Bert can't have an orgasm if he doesn't have the jagged edges of a bottlecap squeezed against his dick.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:36 No.20738072
    Thanks for your request.
    It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
    This thread has been requested 1 times now.

    GODDAMMIT GET IN HERE AND DO YOUR DUTY.
    >> Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H 10/23/10(Sat)21:42 No.20738230
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    Let's see how this looks.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:42 No.20738240
    I like how the first monster-at-the-end-of-this-book rewards agency and independent thinking, while the sequel just has you obeying the whims of that fucking clown Elmo
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:42 No.20738247
    >>20738230
    Ballin' like Chen.
    >> Jackie Smazz !!h+W0Cdgvd+H 10/23/10(Sat)21:43 No.20738263
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    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:44 No.20738289
    >>20738263
    >>20738230
    >>20737673

    Beautiful
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:49 No.20738376
    >>20738240

    I like how "Just Like Ernie" ends without actually resolving Bert's unhappiness and he's pretty much forced back into status quo by Ernie who confuses him with a tangent then robs him.

    Poor fucking Bert, he's doomed to be the universe's bitch for all eternity.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)21:55 No.20738511
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    Did somebody say..."Monster at the end of this book"?
    >> Omnios 10/23/10(Sat)21:58 No.20738573
    Squidward and Spongebob are just cartoon versions of Bert and Ernie.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:08 No.20738774
    Come on you lazy /co/mrades, only 3 or so requests and this nice little thread will be archived
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:11 No.20738811
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    >>20738573
    .........no. not really. both pairs are foils, yes. but other than that. no.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:14 No.20738866
    >>20738774
    ....................................................
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    mmm....

    ok.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:18 No.20738928
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    >mfw Bert is in school
    >mfw Bert isn't middle-aged
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:20 No.20738957
    Fine. Fuck. Whatever.

    One more request.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:20 No.20738961
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    >>20738928
    I don't think the book actually mentions them being in school...Bert just likes to hang out at playgrounds, which is slightly more discomforting.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:26 No.20739084
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    >Congrats, your request has just triggered the archival process for thread 20735287
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:40 No.20739377
    How about the one where Oscar just wants the reader to leave him alone?
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:40 No.20739392
    I think the real message of the Cookie Tree book is don't be a leech on file sharing networks.
    >> Anonymous 10/23/10(Sat)22:53 No.20739638
    >>20739377
    Oh shit, I think I've read this once a long time ago. I only owned the two Monsters At The End books. If someone could storytime this, I'd be appreciative.
    >> Cigarette !.0F/.triPs 10/23/10(Sat)22:58 No.20739737
    >>20739638
    I know for a fact I've read it, but I don't have the book anymore. Went to my kid sister. :(



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