It's 4:13am, so I figure that's as good a time as any to replace the old autosaging Homestuck thread.
Maybe make sure to link the old thread to the new.
>>20724381NO! DON"T DO IT!
Holy shit bumping.
>>20724444TOO LATE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Vriska is mai waifu.
>>20724450Yeah she needs some web dangling from there.
>>20724459>>20724450I hate you all.I'm going to bed.
>>20724450Did she dislocate her knee?Is that why shes on the floor like that?GOOD GOD GET THAT GIRL TO A HOSPITAL!
>>20724446Me and Octo are starting a band Zig.Tim Curry is our front man.
>>20724459Oh fuck you.
WHAT IS THERE TO DISCUSS?HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY NOT WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT UPDATE?HOW HOW HOW?
>>20724450Wait a minutethat's not marceline
>>20724478Dude, can I get in on that? I mean, as long as I don't get stuck with a shitty instrument like bass. Bass players never get any credit.
>>20724495Goddamn. Spoilers. Use them.
>>20724495I love you, /co/.
ALMOST FORGOT: goes in every threadhttp://tindeck.com/listen/oovs
So yeah, drawfaggin.What do you people want?
GUYS GUYS, WAIT.This thread doesn't have to be shit. We can work this out.What- okay- what do you think Jade's consorts will look like? What do you think they will even be?COME ON PEOPLE. LET'S DISCUSSION THE COMIC.
in b4 every vriska porn pic has web added
So, Hussie refuses to offer an explanation for his disappearance. It's not really our business, but Maybe it takes a few days to cook up that flash where Jade enters the medium.
>>20724536Blue frogs. Calling it now.
>>20724538I can fap to this.
>>20724527Something JadeI need more Jade>>20724536FROGSI still think its frogs
>>20724527>>20724527>>20724527/r/ vriska shittingbut not because I have a fetish, for science
>>20724513Well this thread is going to hell fast...
>>20724527Human versions of the Midnight Crew. Also, can anyone repost the Vriska/Doc Scratch comics? It seemed interesting and I wanted to know if there were any more after Kanaya showed up.
>>20724527Jade at a shooting range being lectured on gun safety by her grandfather.
>>20724559>Ariados, I choose you!
For your convenience.To bad the anon writing it turned into a big loser.
>>20724544Isn't he busy meeting other webcomic artists?
>>20724562http://s1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa396/pregnantvriska/kids and fun/There you go.
>>20724578You're the best, anon.
Dear lord. I'm really fucking drunk right now.
>>20724595Quick, while the alcohol's still in your system - voiceact a drunk Equius unleashing his blotto rage on Nepeta.
The MNC reminds me of epic mafia
>>20724595Get a couple of people together and voice act this.Move your inebriated ass!
>>20724414Oh shit, guys, they're onto us!
Wow first you guys got weird.Then you got boring.
>>20724611Ok, let me restart my comp right quick.
>>20724662The comic is on hiatus right now. I honestly don't know what this thread is for.
>>20724670OH FUCK YES
>>20724662I thought we were gonna talk about Jades consortsI wanted to.But people are too fixaed on the "we8s" shitAny one wanna talk about Jades consorts?
>>20724662we got weird because we were bored. now we're back to bored again. eventually we will return to being weird. or hussie will update again and we'll fly off the handle over it like the desperate junkies we are, hugging our dealer who disappeared for a few days.
>>20724676I have no clue.Just more repost and fetishes I guess.Thinking maybe I should just go and read the comic without popping into these threads.
>>20724676It's a holding pen for the mentally ill and weak.
>>20724687That's not really much of a topic. A couple of people say "Frogs", and we move on.
>>20724687Snakes. I want snakes. Blue little snakes. I saw it in a piece of fanart once, and it just clicked.Besides, John already has a frog.
>>20724687They are just consorts, mang. Like, some amphibians or reptiles? They don't do much.
>>20724697That sounds like a good idea. Godspeed, amigo.
Maybe I would have more intererst if I became a drawfag.I got my scanner working but I don't have a pencil.
You know, I don't think I've ever seen any buttweb stuff. Congratulations, you've invented a new fetish!
>>20724612>>20724633Not liking where this thread going.I think I'm gonna call it early.Here something to make this thread 404 faster.>>20724687We have gone over Jade Theory and we are running dry. The only thing to add to that topic is what is jade dreaming about when her dreamself is dead?
Personally, I'm wondering what the purpose of the session's "Forge" is, since it's obviously going to be on Jade's planet as the volcano. And if it's related to the fucked flippy changy land name like Kanaya had.
>>20724701Speaking of bro, what music do you guys reckon he listens to?I can see him gettin' into trip-hop: Unkle, Dr. Octagon, that kinda shit.
>>20724724Well, since he's a hipster...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4avoEbGjYu0
>>20724557Here is something Jade. :D
>>20724715Maybe she just has normal dreams. The kind of dreams you and I have when we sleep.
>>20724701>>20724706THen we start another discussion.Theorys, characters, shipping even, I mean isnt that what we always do in hiatus threads?Heres a fun oneHow will losing her dreamself affect Jade?Will she be depressed? Confused? Will she take a long look at the circumstances of her life now that she cant retreat to her dreamland?
Still gotta cook up Empress Nepeta, but here's an alt-bloodline sprite set with the color shift based on poor Red Kanaya.
>>20724752Eridan looks like Travis Touchdown.
>>20724761Which reminds me how people make him some sort of weeaboo, talking about his kawwai wwaifu or something.
http://twitter.com/andrewhussie/status/28484528154 >oh yeah i guess i'll update over the weekend or something
>>20724740I imagine that she will be confused at first. But I think she'll get over it. She'll also have to work on her narcolepsy since now she doesn't have a handy robot to interact with people when she's asleep.
>>20724701I'd bet quite a bit on it NOT being frogs, actually. Frogs seem to have some kind of mythological significance to the Incipisphere natives - both Prospit and Derse - which would not make much sense if they were mere consorts.From the temple hieroglyphs I'd say it was some kind of frilled lizard, like a gecko or something - the ones that are usually crowded around a salamander like the crocodiles are crowded around lotuses.
>>20724772Is this implying that he is going to resume NOT updating after the weekend?
>>20724752Weren't there other Alt bloodlines?I would like to see all of them, if you would be so kind.
>>20724795he ain't implying shit
>>20724752so many great things in this.Spiderbitch Aradia, Preppy Karkat, WILLY WONKA TAVROS...
>>20724752Why doesn't Sollux have face fins?
>>20724810Phantom of the Opera Tholluxth as well.
>>20724801Nah. The only other one I personally did was a Kanaya rainbow. There's been other people who did bloodline swaps here and there, usually just one-offs of single trolls. Here's the goofy Kanaya set I made in a doc, plus a happy-sad Red Kan pic.http://docs.google.com/View?id=dgv9xcjq_178cx2q7fgz
Can anyone post all the completed haemospectrum for each of the trolls? I know for a fact Kanaya has one, do the others?
>>20724850>16 trolls>16 blood coloursYou're asking if someone has actually sat down and made 240 brand-new sprites? No. They haven't.
>>20724834Like I said, not done yet.Here's just the lineup of Kanaya colors.
>>20724870>12Derp. 132. Derp. I am stupid.
UPDATE> [S] Jade: Enter
Does anyone have six solar sweeps.jpg? I'm missing that one
>>20724842That's really fucking awesome dude. Thank you.I'd actually love to see what you could do with the rest.>>20724839Dammit, I just noticed that with his fangs, Sollux looks like Bram Stoker's Dracula, sans cape.
Here you guys go. Drunk Equius.http://www.box.net/shared/h5e2glxs3d
>>20724880I almost checked. I want to check so, so badly. But I know it is a lie.Besides, it won't be "Enter" again. He's done that already. It'll be "Complete the circle" or something.
>>20724915Dear fucking lord...
>>20724915is it bad that when shit got dark i laughed harder?
>>20724842Damn, how long did that take?
Also, here's an outtake. http://www.box.net/shared/qhblxxy5g6
>>20724960About 4 or 5 hours spread across two days.
>>20724979got any more?
>>20724915Still don't like your Equius
>>20724996Not right now. But here's the bloodline the other person did based on a high-to-low swap in a more cleaned up bloodline order.
>>20724915Instead of being 'Nepetaaaaaaaaa.....'i think it should be 'Nepeta...'just sayin.
>>20725009drunk as hell and don't give a fuck. Do you have a lot of dick cheese?
>>20725023Not since I spread the remains of it on a piece of melba toast and fed it to a horse
>>20725046That horse being your mother.
>>20724752>>20724837They go too far. Sure, some of the higher bloods look more sophisticated or more put together, but Karkat and the rest of the lower bloods don't look like shitty paupers do they?
Hussie said on twitter he's gonna update this weekendARE YOU GUYS READY?
>>20725061the process also seems to involve"A change to higher blood? Spikier hair. change to lower blood? SPIKIER HAIR"
>>20725055Apparently my name is Octo now and I'm not up to arguing with a drunken egomaniac .
>>20725066I'm never ready
>>20725061It's just to be distinct. Otherwise you're going to see nothing but trolls in slightly different pants with their symbol in a different color. In the case of my Red Kanaya, she looks like Hell because she revealed her blood color and paid for it.This one isn't mine, just a collected edits sheet.
>>20725066My body is ready.
>>20725077Hahahahaha! Misconceptions~ Run along kid and have fun with your radioplay.
>>20725095Oh gosh. I've never voice acted though.Where do I start?
>>20725105If you're just starting off then I'd say buy a cheap twenty dollar logitech mic. Then sign up to a site like the voice acting club and start auditioning for stuff. You may not a get lot or any roles at the start but don't let it discourage you! Keep at it and constantly practice!
>>20725134But what if my morale gets shattered in the process?I don't know what I'd do with myself. I'd be a mess.
>>20725146It's a chance you'll just have to take.Anyway, I'm off to bed.
>>20725146You do what Ivan does and drink! *ba dum tish*
>>20725066IT'S THE WEEKEND RIGHT NOW
Its been the weekend for 11 hours already hussie!
>>20725186And I just checked 3 minutes ago...
He's gonna update. Just. Right... NOW!
>>20724574I feel totally wrong, but I just HAD to illustrate the mental picture I formed while reading this.
>>20725471What has fanfiction done.
Probably one of Jade alchemizations
>>20725518Eh, worthless. Let's disassemble it for building grist.
>>20725471You are a terrible person. The worst.
LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
>>20725560Not seeing it. You're a pussy when it comes to alcohol.
feeling bad about the booze last night, the worst part is that I still can remember what I did...She will never look me in the face again, feels bad man.
>>20725612>>20725621God damn it, I mean, there were two, how could I not?...Fuck you all.
>>20725621liars all of you
whoah there really is an update
It's hard. Being a Homestuck fan. Waiting for an update.It's hard and no one understands
>>20724915I liked it.
>>20725621I have never seen Nepeta accompany a real update.
I wish Hussie would prepare some sort of buffer for updateless times.
>>20725661Nepeta isn't here to tell us when there's been an update.Nepeta's here to remind us that we should be checking MSPA constantly in case there is.
>>20724976>>20724915I've saved both onto this computer, which is my little blonde girly cousins computer.No way in hell am I removing them before she listens to them.
>>20725671considering he is basically drawing when he's not sleeping or eating, I think we will first have to find a way to slow down the rotation of the earth to add a few more hours onto each day so that can happen.
John: Karkat, Tavros, GamzeeRose: Arida, Kanaya, TereziDave: Sollux, Equius, EridanJade: Nepeta, Vriska, Feferi
>>20725737Those are the order of which you'd fuck the characters?
>>20725737>>20725743If I remember correctly, there was some sort of theory drawing connections between the kids and the trolls based on the four elements or something. don't remember the details, but I think that was the lineup.
>>20725747I think it's meant as a list of thematic links - like, trying to assign which three trolls "match" each human
>>20725737>>20725743>>20725747Its the imagined assignment of trolls to humans for the gangbang when they meet.
Well Hussie said there's no real pattern for that.
>>20725762doesn't stop people from trying
>>20725737From the audio track:>Okay, so - so, guys, the kids, are actually, three trolls... combined.>That's... fuckin' retarded.http://tindeck.com/listen/oovs
>>20725754That's one gay gangbang. It's like, one gender for each of them.Fucking variety people, how does it work?
>>20725471This is the best thing I have ever seen.
>>20725769Its like I don't even need to come here anymore!
OMG DAT UPDATE
>>20725769I find that very offensive to grant morrinson.
>>20725810Andrew probably isn't even awake right now.
>>20725810you are still a liar
I got word that the update will be there in around an hour.
Hey guys, check out this porn I just drew.
jegus christ it's about damn time it updated
We waited several days for this???
>>20725834>>20725830>>20725810I hate you all.
>>20725839Awwwwww, I hate you too asshole. C'mere, lemme give you a jab in the eye.
Fuck, I just started listening to more of the radiovoicestuff, especially Ivan's. This stuff is awesome. Much better than the shitty little girl I first heard doing Jade.Reserviour Dogs with Tavros and Sollux: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdGnJL9r00&feature=player_profilepage
>>20725866Did someone mention voice acting? I think I heard someone mention voice acting.:3
>>20725866>That imageFFFFFFFFUCKING FANBASE.
>>20725882Personally I love how perfectly it illustrates the seriousness and the shipping endemic in the fans of homestuck.>>20725878Goddamnit, its always you and me and a few drunk Americans up at 4am, isn't it?
>>20725887I am here too :D
>>20725902Why would you even combine those two. What is WRONG with you fangirls.>>20725907Get out of here, Searcher.
>>20725915>Implying that /co/'s homestuck fanbase isn't all over 25.
I just turned 21 ;_;I've lost control of my life.Also Australian Guy, where in Oz do you live?
>>20725949Brisbane, Queensland. Why do you ask?
>>20725930I am 22>>20725887The weird thing is that this whole virus has been for the most part a super-recent thing. All Andrew had to do was make relationship drama relevant to the plot, and suddenly... BAM. The fanbase is now a matchmaking service. It's really weird.
>>20725953I think, or at least hope, things will get back in classic form once Jade gets in the medium and then things relating to shipping will cool off.
Just curious, as a fellow Ausfag. I lived in Brisbane last year. Been staying on the Gold Coast this year while I'm studying. Dear god, someone end the torment that is Bogan-'n'-Bimbo central.
>>20725930More like under 15.
>>20725960They will never cool off. They are here to stay.
>>20725966dude, Grant, where have you BEEN? For a while there I wasn't sure if Homosuck was Shit or not!
>>20725965Ah, k.Also, in case you have any other things to ask me, just go by my Formspring (username is "australianguy"). I'll answer them there.
>>20725965Haha! Enjoy your singlets and XXXX, sucker!
>>20725966I see what you did there.
>>20725981I ain't had time to be Omnipresent.
>>20725998Who is going to run the charles barkley fan club if you arent here?
>>20726005http://steamcommunity.com/actions/Search?K=charles+barkley&x=0&y=0Ask one of the top 10, any others are fags.
Also why did my username go away? Goddamn it.
>>20726013I feel much safer now
>>20726023One of the charles's is me, see if you can solve the puzzle before I have to leave in 5 minutes.
>>20726030Fuck that shit.Also, have a Psychonauts image drawn by skepsisfox. Psychonauts is always relevant.
You now realise that Karkat is Troll Jegus.He hates everyone.
>>20726030The blue one
andrewhussie: oh yeah i guess i'll update over the weekend or something
>@ryanqnorth i have spent so long studying it it has lost all meaning to me.>4:13 PM Oct 22nd via web in reply to ryanqnorthgoddamnit I should sleepand so should hussie
A flash is pretty possible. According to the Trollian timeline, Jade is about to enter any second. Even Hussie would find it a challenge to stretch that to the end of the act.There's also plenty of stuff lined up for the other characters too. Rose has just discovered the green sun, Dave has found the golden crocodile place, which may or may not be the LOHACSE and Karkat is just about to witness Lord English destroying Troll Prospit.Plenty of fodder for a flash.Alternatively, Hussie could just be having a couple of days off. God knows I wouldn't blame him.