Just picture it, Tavros finally made up his mind. Everything's clear now. He's gonna tell Vriska he loves her.
So you know, he spruces himself up. Combs his combs his hair, puts on some nice clothes, and oils his legs. He also took the time to buy her some flowers, being the nice guy that he is.
He goes up to where she's staying. He reaches the door. At this point he's a LITTLE nervous. He knocks a few times, but get's no resposne. Curious, he tries to listen, and, oddly enough, hears some strange noises coming from inside.
Being the gentleman that he is, he decides that he has to investigate! What if Vriska's hurt?! Bouquet in one hand, and fist clenched in the other, he bashes through the door with his powerful robot legs!
The dust settles, his focus, and his flowers drop. Just ahead of him was John Egbert, laying on top of the spider-woman he had grown to love. The look on her was flushed with ecstasy.
The human boy was befuddle, his voice sputtering back and forth, trying to explain, but he knew. He gave one last glance towards the arachnid girl, and only saw ambivalence. Tears strewn across his face, he turned and ran.