MMDW Edition.If you could be turned into any of the main 6 which one would you pick?How would you keep from getting caught?Old pony: >>9951630
>>9959346Would you take the real marker pony for a walk as a joke?
>>9959360The happiest moment of my life.
we already have a tf general
>>9959342RAINBOW DASHBY GOING FAST
Those harboring a pony and a diamond dog will turn into a mule.
>>9959342Pinkie Pie, I guess. I would stay at home, but I WOULD take pictures for MLPG.As long as my mind stayed in control, I don't think I'd have any problems staying hidden.It would help if I could be taken in by someone nice.
>this could have been you
>>9959379I thought that may be a bit too close to that thread's topic, but we were on it last thread and I wanted to see what they would do with it.Not like we'll stick to it long anyway.
>>9959390This is the only correct answer
>>9959397I'll level with you, anon: What can I do to become Sweetie Belle?
>>9959408you could also choose PRINCESS BOOKPURPLE and SPAM TELEPORT
>>9959342I'd become Twilight and act natural.No one would be the wiser, but they would winder where I got a laptop from
>>9959402>implying im not on my bed>not living on the 9th floor
>>9959402>have that keyboard>chair is really similar2spooky
>>9959422>Appledan in charge of understanding the scenarioyou're still on earthI think people would catch on if a small purple princess attempted to act natural
>>9959414http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon>>>/k/15863981https://twitter.com/akitzMA gunners on the run from the cops exchanging fire, people are tweeting stuff live, this was one of the photos tweeted. They're alive and well though, they weren't sitting there when it happened.
>>9959414bullets going through apartments in watertown
>>9959434are theyy'knowdoing it?
>>9959410You must harbor Rarity, a Diamond Dog, a mule, a buffalo, a goat, a minotaur, a griffon, a donkey, 50 red parasprites, a cockatrice, and Princess Cadance.
>>9959402Wow.That Bomber really hated April 11th
>>9959448>>9959451I knew it was about the Boston biz, but I thought it had another story or something
>>9959449>Rarity hitsHITS WHATIS SHE SMOKING THE MARIJUANAS
>>9959342>if you could be turned into any of the main 6but I want to be the fat diamond dog girl
>>9959438I said I would do I didnt say It would work
>>9959449Oh man is this a video game
>>9959459That sounds impossible.....What if I JUST harbor a cute pudgy DD girl?
>airports being evacuated nowIT'S HAPPENINGWE'RE UNDER ATTACK
>>9959342Twilight.Then I'd be the pretty pony princess.
HE'S TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL!
>>9959475You become Jet Set.
>>9959457No, pony just likes to cuddle and bath
>>9959448awfully coincidental that this happens right after that gun control bill got shot down, isn't it?
>>9959462Actually>A marathon suspect is in custody as manhunt continues for another in Watertown, according to official with knowledge of the investigation.All this shit may be connected.
>>9959487Also sex, but that already happened, that's why they're cleaning up now.
>>9959488>gun control bill>shot downI laughed.
ApplejackI would love to be anon's ponimouto, I would cuddle with him every night and sit in his lap.
>>9959487Yes please.We need so much more of human on pony cuddling.
>>9959488This is the path you chose
>>9959483Would you masturbate as Twilight, or would you consider that an invasion of her privacy?
>>9959475>What if I JUST harbor a cute pudgy DD girl?You get to squeeze her butt
>>9959521Fucking shitty president.
>>9959459How long do I have to keep up the charade for?
>>9959524I would do everything to her butt.Everything.
It's done happening now
>>9959527better than Romney or Paul
>>9959528What would Lyra want to do for fun?You know outside of sexual
>>9959543At this point we could put a trained chimp in office and get better results.
>>9959528Don't touch me slut.
>>9959537it's never done
>tfw master brought another pony with him today and we played video games.
>>9959522Twilight wouldn't exists anymore unfortunately, so it wouldn't invade privacy at all.Though learning more about magic would be a higher priority.
>>9959342That's silly, if I became one of the main six I wouldn't be me anymore. So essentially all you're asking is what would one of the main six do to keep from getting caught.
>>9959511>ponimoutoWHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?You want be anon's pony sister? That makes no sense
>>9959537They're surrounding a house now.
>>9959548Write greentext stories.
>>9959558No no no.Imagine you got transformed, physically, into her in THIS world. The "real" twilight still exists wherever the hell she is.
why did last horse die
>CNNHoly shit this needs to be a Pinkie edit
>>9959573I love this head canon
>>9959557The best feel
>>9959549Everyone says this about every president.
>>9959561I assume you keep your mind.
Last thread on page 7 just 404's. That's odd.>>9959561Assuming you're kept in tact mentally and just gain the abilities and knowledge needed to accommodate to your new form what would you do?
>>9959574But then he's not Twilight, he's just Leth with severe cosmetic surgery.
>>9959515That owner guy in the story was kinda of douchebut unf that sexual mindbreaking was hot
>>9959574No, The Equestrian Twilight Sparkle just became a sentient computer who is confused about its lack of connection to the Archive
>>9959583poor lyrayou will never be there with her
>>9959535Really?She's kind of shy about it, being so big and all
>>9959582>CNNthey're not even pretending anymore
>>9959583>Lyra's writing a gritty reboot of Sour Candy>She calls it "Hard Candy"
>>9959587b-but Obama's trying to take away muh guns
Old horse?Old horse!?
>>9959582>It's not news, just a distractionCNN's new motto
>>9959605That little smirk means she's intrigued....I'm going for it.
Which monster hunter weapon fits Zecora the most?This is important
>one bomber confirmed to be caught with another on the run>pipe bombs found on a highwayGod damn.
>>9959612RIP old horse 2013-2013
>>9959620is there a staff or pike based weapon in that game?
>>9959623Do you have that $50 you owe me?
>>9959574I would argue that she still wouldn't exist, however being turned into a magical purple pony princess would really throw my world-view for a loop, so I can't argue against her existence at that point.Also still no, because I'd still be me, just in a different body. I think.
>>9959557>you will never bring home a new video game for your pet ponies to play with you
>>9959582Cnn is the fucking worstDo they still do that stupid fake hologram shit?
>>9959612>>9959623>old horse is in the new horseWHAT IS GOING ON?
>>9959611A valid reason to be fucking pissed.
>>9959627>>9959620Probably sword and shield or hunting horn.
>>9959620Gunning since she can make a whole bunch of brews to use with it, or hunting horn so she can play the song of her people.
>>9959634So you wouldn't be the pretty pony princess after all.
>>9959634Okay, what if you and Twilight switched brains?Would it be wrong then?
>>9959627Funny you mention that. There isn't yet. When 4 comes out this year, it will add a new weapon: the insect staff that lets you control a giant insect pet to give you buffs and attack monsters, as well as jump off of it and pole vault with it. But as of right now, there isn't any.
>>9959634Stop trying to to step on toes so much and have fun. If you jack off now, you'd jack off if you were a pony.
>>9959637>They swarm your feet when you walk in the door>They play-wrestle over who gets to open the case and sniff that new vidya smell first
>>9959618>I'm going for it.Diving in?
>>9959658He's saying that he WOULD and that it wouldn't be wrong to Twilight.
>>9959655Not even a trident?No pole-arm based weapons at all?I have no idea then
>>9959659>Madcatz makes a new controller specifically for pony hooves>it actually works well with hooves>Madcatz balls out of control on all of its pone money
What Dark Souls/Demon Souls weapon would Pinkie Pie use?
>>9959620I'd imagine bow because of the coatings, or hunting horn
>>9959670You're telling me, I wish they had polearms or spears, but that's why I'm looking forward to 4.
>>9959676Now do a greentext about FlutterDash
>>9959676>Madcatz secures the pony audience and makes a quality controllerCome on, I want some semblance of realism in my little pony greentexts
>New pony boops you on the nose>You choke her with your magicOnly master boops me on the nose.
>>9959699Their arcade sticks are pretty great
Hey guys.Its happening right now.When will it happen for us?
>>9959652At first yes, especially if I knew it'd be temporary. But how would I know we'd switched and not just me transformed?However after a while, no.
Do you guys like this picture, or are you creeped out by it? I really really really love it.
It's really happening.
>>9959703>assaulting another pone
>>9959703>master finds out>"oh boy! now i get to go to the magic portal in the sky!">he throws you in a blenderBad end.
>>9959714Okay, I think I agree.
>>9959719>murdering your petwhat the fuck is wrong with you people
>>9959681>Dash goes fast>too fast>goes fast enough that she's completely invisible to the naked eye>taking advantage of her new powers she steals a camera from Featherweight>she 2fasts into Fluttershy's cottage at night>sells the pictures to PoneMaxim Magzine>balls out of control on all of her pone money
>>9959720Eyebrows should go up instead of down.Still a nice picture.
>>9959712it already happened we're still trying to rebuild
>>9959671Have funAnd remember to come up for air once in a while, champ
>>9959724>>9959719this is some borderline fluffy pon territory you're treading on
>>9959718>Implying I don't enjoy getting spanked,smacked and choked by masterWhy do you think I did it?
>>9959724She murdered another pony for no good reason!She was beyond saving.
>>9959731But that happening suckedI want a good happening
>>9959714hey lethhave you been playing CO?
>>9959716[sitation needed] People already jumped the gun once
>>9959716They're Mossad agents
>>9959736I suppose Twilicorn and EG don't count as happenings in this case?
>watching Titanic>get to the part where Jack show his drawings>they look like shit nowWhat have you done to me My Little Artist General?
>>9959749No they're not, they're anti-abortion, WBC extremists.
>>9959735>>9959734>tfw you want to play with all the other cute ponies from mlpg but you're legitimately scared to be with them unsupervised
>>9959755that's the ricin/fertilizer guys
>>9959755I BET THEY PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
>>9959757SB's Femsnips is like one of my top five sexiest non-show characters by MLPG drawfags.
>>9959743>COI don't know what that is.
>>9959748News 7 confirmed one of the bombers was deadNow this>Adam Gaffin @universalhub 20sAt-large suspect is in a gray hoodie, has black curly hair. #watertown
>>9959727I want to see these pictures
>>9959777>tfw no qt 3.14 no leg gf
>>9959775>worst Deschanel sister
>>9959781#Candid #2lewd #Flutterswag #Ballinoutofcontrol
>>9959754Awww damn itAnyways>>9959777Hmm
>>9959796My Dash never has toilet problemsWhat have you been feeding your Fluttershy?
>>9959756Don't be!We would all be nice ponies.You'd just get hurt/beat up if you don't partake in the orgies.>Pegasus fucking each other in the sky>Unicorns using their magic to have sex with each other, some are mind raping others>Earth ponies are fucking HARD in the dirtIt's all a good time.
I left for like 2 hours.What is or has been 'happening?'Something about the boston bombs?
>>9959800I would pay for porn of the two of them togetherPAYFORPORN
>>9959775champions onlinenevermind, then
>>9959816>Earth ponies are fucking HARD in the dirtOOOOOOo fuck..... I wan tthis.
>>9959732Oh god, oh geezNoSaffron is not for sexual
Michael Skolnik Michael SkolnikVerified account @MichaelSkolnikThe police have confirmed that they are looking for the guys from Monday's Boston Marathon Bombing. Guy with white hat still at large.Black cap guy is captured/dead, white cap guy is still at large>>99598187-11 robbery, MIT shooting and Boston bombing all by the same people.
Why didn't you stop it, /mlp/?
>>9959845I brush at least daily
>>9959845I'm fairly sure there's nothing I could have done to stop you from posting that awful awful edit
>>9959847Didn't you learn about that in cloud school?
>>9959813Don't worry, she's just churning up another batch of Flutterbutter
>>9959816What if.... What if earth ponies... Happen to have.... A certain affinity for filth and dirtiness? Sexually?
>>9959816Already did all 3 of those things in my lucid dreamsCan attest to how awesome it would be
>>9959777Look persian. Lybian would be my second guess.
>>9959816>>9959847Aerial mating sounds like the most rockin' thing.
>>9959862>dirty and sweaty earth pony sex
>>9959831>Big Mac reigns supreme>he's wearing a crown of apples and red felt lined cape>made by Sweetie Belle
>>9959860would you partake in cloud mating with pegasus
>>9959860>sex education>In a United States of Equestria schoolGo back to Zebra land, Non Celestian Scum
>>9959873>not air mating
>>9959799Funny you should mention thathttp://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-04-19/boston-bombing-victim-in-iconic-photo-helped-identify-attackers.html
Someone wanted it false so I made a reference sheet on how to draw Ice Pack from the shoulders up
>>9959877>>9959881How else are we supposed to do it?
J..jeez mlpg..I didn't think I'd need to make this picture so soon....
>>9959873It sounds fucking amazing is what it sounds like.
>>9959816FFffuck, I want each of these.Fucking Dash high in the sky....Being hypno dommed by Twilight....Pounding Pinkie from behind with her face in the mud.......
>>9959862Who's a silly pony?
>>9959896Its okay MTI dont even have a tumblr to follow you with!
>>9959896Although I don't care for that pony design whatsoever I'm happy for you, MT.
>>9959896Hnng, she's so chunky
>>9959890>homestuck throat tattoo
>>9959896oreo pone is cute
>>9959906WHAT IS ALL OF THEM?
>>9959837FalseLoke Dog himself said he was okay with it as long as he wasn't expected to sexually her himself
Also the other pitcher is almost done! So happy.
>>9959862>>9959874earth pony sex is a test of strength and endurance. it can get quite messy, but they don't mind that. the exhileration brought by what is almost a physical exercise puts the earth pony's lust into overdrive, all the sweat and musk only serves to amplify that and getting a little dirty, since it's a very animalistic and primal thing is obvious.
>>9959837even brave action-girls have their needs, anon
>>9959938Pinkie is female.It should be>IS THAT A VAG
>>9959934>Icepack's face has a tiny ghost on it
>>9959816>all of that happening while Get Lucky is playing the background>it's beautiful night, stars out>all that fucking10/10
>>9959884>wheelchair guy survived
>>9959939And afterwards.....Can we roll around cuddling in the dirt?
>>9959937MT pls draw Rover knotting Rarity.In this position http://e621.net/post/show/268199/2012-4_toes-amione-anus-arched_back-balls-balls_de
I know this is probably stupid, but I really wish that Kamen Rider was real.
oh shit the white hat guy is on the move on foot
>>9959957I'm sorry AJ, I'm getting carried away. I'm projecting. I'll just go away now...
>>9959961why wouldn't you use your wish to wish that pony were realwhat the fuck, rei
>>9959961I'm sorry, Rei, but that is really cute.I wish pone was real.When I was a kid I wished Futurama was real.
>>9959971If only pone was real.I would give just about anything to cuddle this.
The [MLPG] Guild on Guild Wars 2 needs more members and Guild wars 2 is having a free weekend April 19-21. To anyone who's been on the fence my may still be able to find a key: https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/try-guild-wars-2-for-free-this-weekend-april-19-21/ The game is also on sale for 40 Bucks for the rest of the monthThe [MLPG] guild is on Jade Quarry, whisper Gilda for an invite.Also I drew this image.
>>9959968I dunno. I just kinda think that right now the world needs hope and justice.
>>9959971and by extension you wish Zoidberg was real?
>>9959981Yes, Zoidberg. Even you.
>>9959976how do I get a trial key?I don't use any of the sites listed at your link
>>9959975Even your limbs?
>>9959976From the necks up it isn't too bad
>>9959957Stop pretending you would have your face in the mud and getting railed by some stallion, AJ.
>>9959883Do you think they're teaching him the proper technique?
>>9959971>When I was a kid I wished Futurama was real.am I old
>>9959342inb4 faggots complain about the episode and hururrr durrr merriweather sucks . this episode is great.
>>9959999Futurama came out when I was eight and was cancelled when I was 12. That's when I was a kid.
>>9959985Don't be so cruel, anon.
>>9959999Probably.When I was a kid I wished that Transformers and Ninja Turtles were real.
>>9959942But she's pure and courageousand her most lewd interests revolve around high-dollar scarves
>>9960014I want to have sex with that fat anthro horse. And I want to hug and kiss her.
>>9959991Pretty much, of course it's not till years later this 'practice' would be fully realized as to what its true purpose was. Right now it's adrenaline filled fun.
on foot chaseswat onlyfuck ton of cruisers on the way tooit's ending
I use mlpg as a substitute for real, healthy relationships.
Where is the Isaac/ Marker Pone porn?
>>9960014ah hanow I can print it out
>>9960014nice.and cuteand she should get a bigger shirt for when she's on the job
>>9960026>on foot chase>swat only>Final Destination
>>9960026and he's US born too. MIT student.
>>9960014FUCKING CHRIST JUST DRAW HER GETTING FUCKMY DICK NEEDS IT
>>9960028I use my waifu and plushies for that instead!
>>9960039shit, he's gonna do it.
>>9960014I second this >>9960046
>>9959920>Loke Dog himself said he was okay with it as long as he wasn't expected to sexually her himself>Loke DogHwha?
>>9960046Femsnails and Femsnips are not for sexually
>>9960028Neat, me too.You're all my closest friends.
>>9959984>>9959976http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/04/15/guild-wars-2-trial-key-giveaway/This is the only one that has keys left. All you have to do is like the facebook page, make a throwaway account if you have too.
>>9960049>not using your imaginationsubhuman detected
>>9960053>okeydokeylowkey>lowkey>loke dogdo you even San Andreas?
>>9960048Did Yamino win?
>>9960014Wait...is this supposed to be like snails cosplaying mona from wario ware?
>>9960014Not to hate on it, but am I the only one to not like this?
>>9960054You would be the captain general of knowing who is and who isnt for sexual
>>9960074Why would you post that with that image
>>9960071It's anthro, female snips.
>>9960071>Mona invented pizza deliveryNigga..
I got a strange idea, Twilight as Captain N
>>9960059nah, I use my imagination with my waifu as well hug my plushies
>>9960067>do you even San Andreas?I don't
>>9960074Trust meYou arent
>>9960080because I wanted to destroy the crude literal interpretation of the rhetoric while still asking the question simply put.
>>9960071How does that look even remotely like snails
>>9960080The text in the post and the text int he image sortakinfa matchthat i thinkmust be why
>>9960017courageous, most definitely. but pure?>"...having fun."not so sure about thatshe knows what she can do with that booty of hers
>>9960045may be this guyhttp://findsunil.blogspot.com/
>>9960094they don't match they do the exact oppositethey clash
>>9960109nno no tthe meaning just the words
>>9960054fuck YOU they're not
>>9960074>see something getting multiple positive responses>vocally inquire as to whether others agree with you in dissenting from the majority opinion even though you already know the answer>append qualifier to mollify critics who would point out that you are in fact engaging in the exact behavior you pretend againstRousing display, chap.
>>9960084>>9960085>>9960093FUCK YOU HAVEN'T I SLEPT IN 24 HOURS
>>9960120I tried to be nice about it but you're still right.I just thought it was unusual.
>>9960109right but it also makes a great contrast. Example:Pinkie pie is a very cute pony
>>9960127THEN GO TO SLEEP GEEZ
>>9960127FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR INSOMNIAIt's not like your insomnia is our fault now is it?
GG what does Femsnails think about Prince Cadence?
>>9960129I wanna hug that pony.
>>9960104>"...having fun."that was adorablesince we were Renne's brain for the duration of the quest, does that mean that our comments about Saffron being cute were in her head?
>>9960139She thinks he sucks dicksNow she thinks that new human AppleDan is one hell of a looker though
>>9960129No cookies on the bed
>>9960139He'd be like a sexy tv love guru she mounts on her wall.
>>9960127>only 24do you fucking even
>>9960140man, who doesn't?
>>9960148>We brainwashed a cute unicorn in to dogfucking
>>9960136>>9960137check your sleeping privilege
>>9960166I checked themThey came back transitive
>tfw turned into pony and have a rough owner
>>9960158but we WERE Renneshe wanted it all along as well
>>9960173Who is Golgom?There's a price on his head.
>>9960128Well it's more likely that there's noone that HATES it and thus noone that's willing to yell about it. Dislike, sure. Want to argue about, nah.Night thread is pretty damn mellow when it comes to fetishes.
How's my favorite trend gauge doing
>>9960177That left hand is ugly as fuck.
>>9960188I don't understand the question
>>9960166>>9960136>>9960137Why isn't there an insomnia pony yet?
>>9960177I would be gentle.
>>9960200What about sleepyhead?
>>9960200I thought there was?
>>9960200thats marker pone
>>9960200It's like you have never truly ponied before
>>9960200They are all insomnia
>>9960200There's that one scrawny one with the bat on her butt
>>9960200There was. But then she went to sleep
/pol/ found a video from the bombers family.They don't know he's the bomber.youtube.com/watch?v=t12tfTJ10bUWatching that while listening to the police scanner as they hunt him down was...saddening.
>>9960209>>9960213Insomnia means you can't sleep. Sleepy pone does nothing but sleep.
>>9960200There already isDrawn by rose or what was her name
>>9960182I'm sure he's got it covered.
>>9960158like you'd need brainwashing to fall for Saffron
>>9960229Do we know his motivation yet?
I want you to draw me like one of your french poniesWearing thisWearing only this
>>9960158You can't say that the results aren't cute as all fuckAnd remember"Mrs. Crux"
>>9960233is this a show?where can I watch it?
>>9960177>Get turned into a pony>Have a master who just really wants me on his dick 60% of the time>He sat on my tail when I was getting up>He brushes my mane too hard>When I had sex with him he was actually worried if I would get pregnant>He wants me to clean up messes that I didn't even make>He thinks grabbing my wings and making me pretend fly is cuteThis is nothing like the greentexts promised
>>9960231Semantics, She is defined as having trouble sleeping.
>>9960173Hey Rei.Don't worry. SmileI think you need it right now.See you in the morning.
>>9960244No, he just went nuts.
>>9960267>pone will never wink forty times for you>her muscles will never be completely weak and slack and unable to feel you at all.
>>9960257That is one shitty owner.I like to go jogging with my pegasus pone on my shoulders and she loves it.
>>9960257>you will never be pony's nice and considerate master
>>9960257WowWay to make sounding like being a pony is awfulNow I just want to have a good master>Nice fluffy bed>good food and plenty of entertainment: outdoors and indoors>I wear a collar but he still respects my wishes
>>9960266We have a new lead.
>>9960229I don't get itIs "Sunny" the bomber?
>>9960256http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi2ogxLV1ukKamen Rider Black. Not sure if it's all been subbed, but if you search for Century Kings you can get what's been put out.
>>9960253>foUrty winksAnd that's terrible
>>9960282>breaking her legs just so you can carry her on your shouldershow cruel.I'm revoking your pony license.
>>9960280>you will never stretch your hand in preparation>you will never stretch her hole wide enough that she felt it the the next three mornings
>>9960288I just want a master that uses me solely for sex.
>>9960300>britfags>any number of fridges
>>9960229I don't think he's the bomber.
>>9960283>You will never make nachos for pone>you will never sit on the couch and slowly drizzle nacho cheese into pony's mouth>she will never lick the cheese of your cheek after you're done with the bowl
>>9960304>breaking her legsMan, she is one tough pegasus to still be smiling with broken legs.
>>9960282>go jogging with your pony>she gets taken in by the governmentor>she gets raped by a wild pack of nomad street bronies
>>9960304>>9960321She loves the pain
>>9960327but what if i'm in equestria
>>9960336>she gets raped by a wild pack of filthy earth poniesTHERE'S NO ESCAPE
>>9960255I'm so jelly...
>>9960313Yeah but at the end of the day, wouldn't it be nice to have a warm bed to climb into?
>>9960327>Not exercising your 2nd amendment rights to defend your pony
>>9960313Are you a slutty filly?
>>9960336>implying YOU wouldn't be taken in by Celestia and probably dissected>implying you won't be raped by MLH fans
>>9960341why would they even do thatyou trying to trick mebesides she can fly
How would you cheer your favorite pone up?Ultra-violence mode: No D
>>9960350>raped by MLH fans
>>9960346>fillyI AM A FULL GROWN PONY
>>9960346>filly>tfw you sign your body rights over to someone who seems like a reasonable guy>he's got a nice set up for you and he's fairly well off>but he wants you to be the a little colt with a massive package
>>9960344He'd take care of me though.
>>9960361hugscradle in armsear scratchies
>>9960361Give her the hug
>>9960361Give her the E
>>9960355Not when she's scared.
>>9960346Here's hoping, friend.
>>9960350>raped by a pack of exactly one Lyra
>>9960371>you will never have your own little pony>you will never give him a nice silky bra for his immense testes
>>9960329No painNo gain
>>9960361>TwilightI would ask her parents about the kind of books they read to her when she was young and stow them away for a time like this.Then I'd snuggle up with her and read them to her until she fell asleep.
>>9960379why is pinkie crying?
>>9960361Tell her I'm there for her, that I'm not leaving until she says so.Ask what I can do for her.Hope to god that I can make her feel even the slightest bit better.
There'd better be a god damn Princess Celestia/Luna episode in season 4.
>>9960398That's just her cheek vagina.
>>9960393>you get used to your tiny body quickly enough>at least he didn't regress your mind or anything>the fact that you're constantly leaking gets old quick though>at least he has a variety of comfy cocksocks for you to wear
>>9960398thingken of party
>>9960398she sadand hurt her leg
>>9960398Why are you crying, anon?
>>9960407looks like a generic white dude
>>9960383I bet that would make her Ecstatic!
THIS JUST INBLACK HAT GUY CONFIRMED DEADDASH STILL A HUGE CUNT
>>9960361Put her on my back and go for a walk. Take her out to get some cupcakes and then go to a pond and have a nice, quiet picnic with her away from her troubles.
>>9960393>you will never finger the jewels on his bra's seams before deciding to hold off until Rarity isn't staring>it will never stop staring
>>9960422Because you're not real and I wish that you were
>>9960342Me too manBut they're both in good hands
>>9960422Because I just saw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t12tfTJ10bU from the suspect's family
>>9960424>white dudehi jidf
>>9960376Well that's what I'm getting at itYou wouldn't some heartless bastard, you'd want something mutual
>You will never get picked up by your flank and eaten out by your waifu>>9960422PP please stop with those eyes.
The happening will never be you marrying your favorite pony
>>9960422Pone isn't real...Every time I think I finally made it I'm told to wake up.
>>9960455Well yeah, I guess.
>>9960458>You will never massage Pinkie's thighs after an intense workout
>>9960434>your master told you this bra was special but he never told you why>at least this one fits >after a long day of teasing normally you'd be feeling cramped and overstuffed, but this one seems to stretch to accommodate you
>>9960386>you will never have a slutty filly to bend to your will
>>9960443>tfw he'll be dead before dawn and his family will see it televised live on national TV
>>9960458>You will never purple
>>9960468>>9960379Why do I always want what I can never have?
>implying you wouldn't be this happy to be some one's little pony
>>9960443how does a random family have access to video editing equipment that good and have the time to cook things like this up so soon?
>>9960410It's been hinted at.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okg38oDyY3Q
>>9960440weird no one's done and kissing art yet
>>9960496It's okay, anon.
Why can't I just love pony nonsexaully?Why must you guys always make things weird?
>>9960497what if yuo belonged to the pesrn you hated the most?
>>9960497But i've never implied that, anon.If i were someone's little purple, i would be the happiest there ever was.
>>9960499Check the date. By my guessing he went missing a while ago.
>>9960443>video made by loving and caring people for someone they missed>the amount of thumbs-down keeps growingI'm glad they turned off the comments
>Mfw a fellow patrician also has Look Before You Sleep and Fall Weather Friends as his favorite episodes
>>9960410>>9960500Will it be the greatest episode?or just pandering
>>9960515In that unlikely scenario I would attempt to escape.But this seems bad to focus on this kind of thing.Also are you drunk
Aight, peeps wanted some Corey, and I had a hard ass time with perspective, so settled for a normal sized Corey...for now.
>>9960497>implying I wouldn't be that happy to have a little pony
>>9960532he's just so overcome with arousalsomeone needs to collar that boy before he hurts himself
>>9960516Would you teach your master magic and show him how to walk like a pony?
>>9960468http://pastebin.com/VL2cyeAAi just read this and now this pic will make me sad everytime
>>9960515Get off the computer cosmour drunk
>>9960535Ha, that's cute mang.
>waiting until daylightReally now.Fuck
>>9960535Is that a penis?
>>9960525I was gonna point that out too. It's hard to look at.
>>9960512No its notIt's unfair, I can't get no satisfaction, its sucks and I hate it
>>9960555Oh dear god.Unf.
>>9960540If that is my master's wishyesi would
>>9960555is that bailey jay?
>>9960532>>9960554your no tthe boss ofmebut now for,because i want to ill go to bedgnigte
>>9960571I've always wondered who drew this
>>9960576Yes.Or whatever his name was when he was 15
>>9960547d'awwit's already so cute
>>9960557fuck, i need sleepi am gonna miss the happening
>>9960560I hope they take it down soon
>>9960604Thought it had a 'y' in Bryan.
>>9960424>>9960407http://youtu.be/c1Ecru5RLdkHe was a missing Boston student. Family had no clue, and tried to find him. Feds called in. No clue what happened. Turns out he went underground to plan his attack. These bombs were tiny, and things anyone could make. If I'm going to guess, I'm going to say home grown Al Qaeda inspired cell with no connections with any other group.
>>9960540>teaching someone how to do magic when it simply can't perform magic at all due to being a human>teaching someone how to walk like a pony when his bone structure is completely differentIf my owner ever told me to teach him magic, I would just rape his mind and tell him that I taught him a spell and all he has to do now is perform it.I would love to watch his hilarious attempts at doing magic.Also how would you know magic, if you don't know any spells?This is assuming you are on earth
>>9960593Sunil sure is 2 fast
>>9960584what? the fic or the pic?beware the fic anon
>>9960609yeah my b
did some1 say pastel goth
>>9960615>teaching someone how to do magic when it simply can't perform magic at all due to being a humanConsidering the title of the show, maybe it's possible that even lowly earth ponies and humans can do some magic.
>>9960633>implying humans are capable of friendship
>>9960633And the pegasus ponies too!?
>>9960628Make the tail a little perkier and her right eye showing just a little and it's amazing
>>9960622yeah...yeah I just reached itmy happiness did a quick 180
>>9960643Don't do it anon!
>>9960535I wonder how Corey Powell feels about this
>>9960558Y-yeah, sure. Why not.
>>9960645Of courseAfter long internal debate if I were to become a pony it would be a pegasus
>>9960583>Yes.>Or whatever his name was when he was 15Brian Griffon. I'm not making that up. I'd molest Shota Bailey Jay.
>>9960649cry it out anon and you might be happy again tomorrowI did and it worked
>>9960657Good decisionNot that there's a really a bad one
>>9960671The only bad choice is earth pony.I mean I get it that some people need to justify being different, but really there's no reason not to be the other two if you had the choice.
>>9960668Not him but I had my cry for this year re-watching that Thai insurance commercial with the deaf dad.
>>9960678hey, earthhorses are cute too
>>9960648well i can't really just have her eye just showing a little so i tried opening it up like the other. Does it look better?
>>9960664dammit can't unseeShe's hotdoggin his head fin.
This is it, MLPGThis is the beginning
>>9960685Of course they're cuteBut they're like like choosing one apple instead of two.
>>9960678but what if your waifu is an earth pony and she want's a good earth pony to be with?love or radness anon?
>>9960689Hey Mew, are you up for a loira related scenario request?
>>9960691it might actually be happening
>>>/k/15868150What the fuck.
>>9960691Whats goin on?
>>9960681Only good thing about Dead Island was it's trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms
>>9960633Yeah like except humans aren't ponies, they don't exist within the same realm of imagining.If Psionics was real, we would be gods.We would probably stomp out anything any ordinary unicorn could do and with twenty times the versatility since we would not be bounded by cutie marks>>9960645I really wish they would show some sort of external power of the earth ponies, I mean like pegasus can move clouds and whip up tornados and unicorns have a vessel in which they can output pure magical energy.But earth pones can just farm and have a little bit more endurance and strength.
>>9960689>well i can't really just have her eye just showing a littleHonest question, why not?
>>9960704More Boston shenanigans.
>>9960697Earth ponies can be adorable but they just aren't as cute as the other 2 races.
>>9960697Why do I keep forgetting Pinkie is an earth pony
>>9960719I keep saying thisShe's a unicorn with an innie horn
>>9960709>Yeah like except humans aren't ponies, they don't exist within the same realm of imagining.And yet if we consider our earth ponies in the same regard, they would fall short of our expectations. It's not unreasonable.
>>9960699well, im gonna color this pank, so not now, but what is it?>>9960710i mean, what do you think? usually it makes them look drunk or sick or something, they maybe that can work.
>>9960725I don't know.
>>9960703>>9960725>I hope you guys understandDoes /k/ normally shit in their socks?
>>9960703>Google reverse image search>No matchesNOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>9960678>+10 starting strength, special +20 affinity to plant life, and +15 durability>no reason to be an earth ponyAlso earth pones are very cute
>>9960709>a little bit moredo you not remember Macintosh pulling a house
>>9960730>makes them look drunk or sick or somethingYeah you're right. nevermind
>>9960719Party Ponies are a higher tier of Earth Ponies. They're often mistaken for a different race entirely due to their energy, speed, and general superiority. Standard Earth Pony rules of being filthy and poor do not apply to Party Ponies.
>>9960751>Party Ponies.>not Arcponiesdo you even fanfiction
>>9960692That and the one with the mother rushing to get her newborn baby to the father really get me.
>>9960735There are just some times when a man is pressed to shit in his socks.
>>9960751But Pinkie Pie is filthy and poor
>>9960703What a sticky situation!
>>9960730But I like a tail that sticks upward
>>9960775dont worry keeping thatgonna go with open eyes tho
>>9960763>glued to a thread on 4chan>better shit in my socks
>single human shows up in Equestria>enslaves all the ponies>pony magic useless against him>you arrivewat do?
>he just posted more shit>>>/k/15868338
>>9960787Free the shit out of them.
>>9960703>>15868338I told you about the socks broI told you dog
>>9960787Tell me about this other humanSurely I should be able to take him on one on one
>>9960787Do what humans do best.Kill him.
>>>/k/15868270>>>/k/15868338ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
>>9960771it got stickyerwhy can't I stop laughing
>>9960747ponies are shown lifting large and heavy objects.Big Mac is a strong earth pony.I bet another strong pony of a different race would be capable of pulling something around the size of a house
>>9960790This all just seems like a really crapy idea
>>9960797He's reasonably built. Surrounded himself with pony guards and even convinced most of the lower pony class to like him.
>>9960805>pulls a house like it's nothing>trembles under the weight of a fucking cake
>>9960806>not the obvious "shitposting" jokeStep it up bubbles
>>9960703>a magical place
>>9960547FUCK YOU ANONTHAT STUPID FUCKING ENDING
>Just because I'm wearing this stupid colar doesn't mean I like you
>>9960819He was powered by love and boners.
>>9960819He wasn't trembling under its weight, he was trying to balance it
>>9960815If the all like him he must be doing something right
>>9960830She's not fooling anyone.
>>9960822>>9960823I'm sorry anons. if it makes you feel any better there is always poopsock>>>/k/15868150>>>/k/15868338
>>9960848NONOT EVEN THE POOPSOCK WILL CHEER ME UP
>>9960848>Hi resolution photosIt's like he wants me to smell it through my screen
>>9960862i can already smell it
>>9960843STAMP ON THE GROUND
>>9960865what would a smell look like if it were tooted?
>>9960865I didnt even think this technology was widely available to the masses yet
>>9960730>but what is it?Draw Lyra and Bonbon's bedroom, with the 2 of them just... lounging around the couch with various possessions scattered about. Maybe using a laptop, reading, maybe cleaning the mess up in bonbon's case.
You know, I can honestly beleve someone would poop in their sock for some stupid reason. I really could.But to take HD pictures?My world view is shattered
>>9960865Can you post an HD picture of yourself so I could smell you
>>9960873Broccoli. Do you even?
>>9960860I'm sorry if it makes you fell better I cried like a bitch for 10 minutes and got really rightious about preventing suicide, mine and others
I need the "I fucked your waifu and laid eggs in her" pic pronto.
>>9960874>not upgrading to google's newest google nose™
>>9960885That's how I felt after Background Pony.That was 2intense4me.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>9960881i smell like cotton candy
>>9960889>not using a Logitech M212 Wireless Nose Modulekeep giving google your money, I bet they really appreciate it
>>9960899>dash will never be your waifu
>>9960915I guess you could say she flipper her the bird!
>>9960929Huh...I wasn't expecting this to be so cute.
>>9960932GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE
>>9960886guys plz its a matter of life and undeath
>>9960915>>9960929Who makes these?
Quickname me a female pony
>>9960932>flipperSCRUBBLES BEEFS IT
>you will never have a pony desperate to feel your spunk blast on the far wall of her womb for hours at a time
>>9960958>not the color version
>>9960945Like make one up?Hijinx
>>9960943the first is from an animation I'm makingthe second is from FiW, but I'm not sure who animated that particular segment.
>>9960971>you will never have a pony desperate to feel your unfaltering love for her
>>9960897shit I have to start reading that, been putting it off after I read the sad pank
>>9960993You will regret it and not regret it at the same time.You will feel hollow for a week once you finish it.
>>9960976Wonder where they got the milk for those milkshakes.
>tfw go to a nice French restaurant>food is good but friends don't like it because it's not deep friedWhich pony is most French?
>>9961014>"I'll never tell"
>>9961033Rarity probably just fakes it to look fancy
>>9961009thanks but I'm sure my eternal optimism will find a light a day or two after I read it, so I'm real cautious about this story cause I don't want to be unfaithful and latch onto a second waifu
Hypthetical situation time:FiM's musical score is entirely rewritten by Shoji MeguroWhat would your reaction be?
>>9961020Why so sad TootyBooty?
every fucking time
>>9961054It's long as fuck bro, it'll take you a while.
>>9961063She's sad because no one likes the smell of her farty butt toots
>>9961032>Fat Mimes cover the landscape as far as the eye can see!>Dare you enter my magical folds?
>>9961054One is Pinkie is hats the cutest thing to me?
>>9961063I AM NOT A TOOTY BOOTY
>>9961015fluttershy is canon ouiaboo
>>9961070what?why is mlpg so drunk tonight
>>9961069I'm not walking into that one
>>9961085It's the only way I can put up with you guys
>>9961084I want one of these except with Dash's wings.
>>9961097THEN WHY DO YOU STAY HERE
>>9960976>this will never be done with Renne, Saffron, and Baldwin
>>9961102I love youI can't anymoreokay, STUPIDER
>>9961101Man, that quick frame where we can tell she liked it is just cute.
Watching the Jap dub of MLP is just so weird to me for some reason, but god damn if Pinkie's VA isn't adorable.
>>9961104Imagine some one who literally has nothing else to do.
>>9961102now say it more American like
>>9961106>not Dr. Pepper, Chronicle edition
Possible Suicide device on suspect
>>9961128>and Chance>he's too big to fit at the table
>>9961124oh... that's me
>>9961134What kind of tablet does he have?
If you could ask one question to Rainbow Dash, what would it be?
>>9960989I cried like a total bitch. Famliy uploaded a vid on the 8th, pleading with him to come home. Just a few days later he carried out the bombings.
>>9961142>his giblets are in the milkshake
>>9961134HOLY FUCK HE'S STRAPPED WITH A FUCKING BOMB
Just a reminder that it's not "happening" until war were declared.
>>9961153Can I hug you?
>>9961161No shit, he's a durka.
>>9961153have you ever pooped in a sock before?
>>9961184Yes, maximum uguu
so. i decided to try drawing galacon pone again
>>9961174NEEDS MORE DICKS
>>9961153Is Rarity nice in person?
>>9961174Say it with a dick in your mouth
>>9961158eugh>Chronicle's head flopping on his broken neckI don't want this gif anymore
>>9961202>>9961189Is that you blazang?
>>9961189>con flingsThe absolute worst
>>9961189I don't like it.
>you will never a pizza deliverymare
THE FUCK IS THISTHE FUCK IS THAT
>>9961222That top right panel, the left mare, good stuff.
>>9961231OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
>>9961231controlled bomb detonator
>>9961235ignore the elegs, I didnt erase them good enough
>>9961227>You will never eat Derpy's cheese... pizza.
>>9961235>>9961222also the bottom leftsurprisingly good
>>9961227>you will never feed fem-Snips pizza while fucking her
>>9961227>You will never be a pizza delivery colt>You will never storm your way through town with three hot pizzas strapped to your back, trying to find the address before the heat burns you through the bag.
>>9961227>she will never lock you in a pizza place alone with her>she will never sprinkle you with various pizza toppings>she will never eat them off of you, making sure to ever so lightly flick your bare skin with her tongue sending shivers up your spine
>>9961247>you will never have her mess up your order several times in a row>you will never always end up full and satisfied regardless
>>9961225oh my god, do I try
>>9961260looks like Walking Dead rule 34
>>9961260WITH MORE PANTIES
>>9961253>she always brings extra pizzas>says she has other places to go>she's lying>she's just waiting for someone to bite>"Well.. I am kinda hungry now that you mention it...">"I'm sure they won't miss a pizza... feed me a slice?"
>>9961265Maybe you're not trying hard enough.
>>9961260OH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU?
>>9961247>>9961262>She brings you an Eggplant Parmigiana Pizza, an order of lasagne, some garlic bread and a 2-liter of Sangria Señorial>It isn't what you ordered>The pizza place doesn't even have those on the menu
>>9961231>>9961264Twenty-three Nineteen!We've got a Twenty-three Nineteen!
>>9961285 im actualy kind of proud of it, in regards to line quality and shadingsure, the proportions stil need work but I feel like im going in the right direction at least
>>9961297>getting garlic bread unexpectedlyAnd this is bad how?Shit nigga those things are great.
What's the fastest you've ever run the mile?
>>9961324The place only has breadsticks.This is like full-on garlic-bread.Not that it's bad... but where did it come from???
How can I stop having depressing pony dreams?
>>9961328Six and a half minutes. That was back when I was in shape...
>>9961330She obviously made it herself
>>9961328>Not the 2 mile
Do you guys think Derpy is going to show up more in S4 or was the finale the last we'll ever see of her?
>>9961328Last time I timed it/tried was 8 minutes in high school.
>>9961324>>9961330>>9961297>being interested in the complimentary pizza>not your order instead
>>9961337What a sweetie.Dip that shit in cheese and it's foodsex in my mouf.
>>9961351Doug Winger can't write dialogue to save his life....oh.
>>9961328>runningFuck I'm so out of shape...Dash would be unhappy with me.
>>9961349>>9961363Are they okay?
>>9961367But I like being in the grace of fluttershy and pinkie.It's only depressing because it has to end.
>>9961375Put yourself into a coma and you can dream forever.
>>9961351OH OH WELLUNF
>>9961367The one that ends with Walk the Dinosaur is better
>>9961349Is it so much to want this, but Pinkie Pie and in bed to snuggle non sexually?
>>9961349Me too, but I can't sleep till this insanity is over
>>9961349>tired>not running off of auxiliary solar cells filled with the suns everlasting energy
>>9961367I know this is pasta but it just makes me wonder, what if there was a chemical that made you unable to sleep, what would happen if you were awake for that long?
>>9961413>Everlasting>Implying the sun itself won't one day die out.
>>9961413>filled with the suns everlasting energy
>>9961404I can't imagine snuggling with Pinkie, she's just seems to hyper for that.
>>9961432Eventually the brain drops into microsleep if I remember right.Before that is hallucination and general mental breakdown.
>>9961432There is a rare disease that make it impossible to go to sleep>>9961437I won't be alive for it's demise>>9961438Marx was here, Freud is a fag
>>9961334How many have you had anon? I know I've had a fair share.
>>9961452I've been at that point before, it's not fun. It's actually kind of scary.
>>9961438FreudCalm down.Not everyone who wants to fuck celestia has a mother-son complex
>>9961413what is the sun
>>9961465I bet it is.That's why I don't want to experience it myself.
>>9961463Every night for the past month has been pony dreams.Before then it was like once every week.They're either cute,beautiful or depressing.Lately they have been slipping into the depressing region.
>>9961468More like a mother-sun complex!
>>9961480It's what keeps plants alive silly *puff* *puff*
>>9961480its the big light bulb outside
>>9961480It's made of toots
>>9961480The sun actually makes me more tired
>>9961465Hallucinations sure can be too. Especially sickness-induced ones.
W-why are you awake
>>9961497That's... kind of accurate.
>>9961507Because I lost control of my life a long time ago.
>>9961507It's 10 in the morning.
>>9961507good questionscoot over
>>9961507I just cant stop staring at youGo back to sleep
>>9960945>>9960951Here, have a cat pank drawing
>>9961507I haven't seen the sun since Monday.
>>9961486I hear ya, last one I had was about a month ago, dreamt I was in bed cuddling with what I thought was a pony really hard. About 30 minutes after that I started to wake up and realize it was just my pillow, and the tangled sheets simulating pone's arms. Boy I felt like shit.
>>9961489okay that was pretty good
>>9961530thank you, Jailbaitthat was very thoughtful
>>9961524>You will never scootch into bed next to a sleeping pegasus>one wing under the sheets, the other floating over where you entered
>>9961530Can I request version where her tail is normal?
Well, time for bed. 2tired
Ponies make me think about kissing.
>>9961554I'll fix it tomorrow
>>9961547>she will never wrap you in her wings and pull you closer
>>9961547feels awful manthose wings would be so great
>>9961556>sleeping at night
>>9961556Rainbow Dash is always sleepingDo you think she would be receptive to sleep sex
>>9961559Ponies make me think about cuddling.
>>9961564>you will never experience the joys of a winghug
>>9961530O-oh my. Thank you.
>>9961587>you will never use your immense coltpenis to please the pretty princess who invited you to Canterlot
>>9961538I had something like that.I think it was sleep paralysis except with ponies.I was in my room and when I went to sleep I remember waking right back up, but I couldn't move.Pinkie Pie came into my room, got up close to me and told me and said "everything's gonna be alright"Woke up, she was gone.I spent the better half of an hour crying.
>>9961593Why the fuck do you always have to ruin everything, asshole? I swear it's the same guy every time.
>>9961605What exactly is he ruining?
>>9961604>sleep paralysis with ponies>pony sitting on you and refuses to get off>"Pinkie, please... I can't breathe...">"No, silly!"
>>9961610>gotta turn everything about dicks and fuckinghurrrr
>>9961587>you will never feel the warmth of her body
>>9961613A-are you serious?
>>9961618Fuck off roogna.
You know what I want? An episode where the big bad wins. Where he defeats the mane six. Where he laughs as they struggle to get up. And then all Ponyville citizens to come and help. Some standing between the big bad and the mane six. Some helping them to get up. Them being courageous you know?
>>9961609This is a good thing
>>9961604Do you lucid dream?