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MMDW Edition.

If you could be turned into any of the main 6 which one would you pick?
How would you keep from getting caught?

Old pony: >>9951630
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>>9959346
Would you take the real marker pony for a walk as a joke?
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>>9959360
The happiest moment of my life.
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we already have a tf general
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>>9959342
RAINBOW DASH
BY GOING FAST
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Those harboring a pony and a diamond dog will turn into a mule.
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>>9959342
Pinkie Pie, I guess. I would stay at home, but I WOULD take pictures for MLPG.
As long as my mind stayed in control, I don't think I'd have any problems staying hidden.
It would help if I could be taken in by someone nice.
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>this could have been you
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>>9959379
I thought that may be a bit too close to that thread's topic, but we were on it last thread and I wanted to see what they would do with it.
Not like we'll stick to it long anyway.
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>>9959390
This is the only correct answer
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>>9959397
I'll level with you, anon: What can I do to become Sweetie Belle?
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>>9959402
Context?

Link?
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>>9959408
you could also choose PRINCESS BOOKPURPLE and SPAM TELEPORT
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>>9959342
I'd become Twilight and act natural.

No one would be the wiser, but they would winder where I got a laptop from
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>>9959402
>implying im not on my bed
>not living on the 9th floor
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>rape™
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>>9959402
>have that keyboard
>chair is really similar
2spooky
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>>9959422
>Appledan in charge of understanding the scenario
you're still on earth
I think people would catch on if a small purple princess attempted to act natural
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>>9959346
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>>9959414

http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon

>>>/k/15863981

https://twitter.com/akitz

MA gunners on the run from the cops exchanging fire, people are tweeting stuff live, this was one of the photos tweeted. They're alive and well though, they weren't sitting there when it happened.
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>>9959414
bullets going through apartments in watertown
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>>9959434
are they

y'know

doing it?
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>>9959410
You must harbor Rarity, a Diamond Dog, a mule, a buffalo, a goat, a minotaur, a griffon, a donkey, 50 red parasprites, a cockatrice, and Princess Cadance.
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>>9959402
Wow.

That Bomber really hated April 11th
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>>9959448
>>9959451
I knew it was about the Boston biz, but I thought it had another story or something
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>>9959449
>Rarity hits
HITS WHAT
IS SHE SMOKING THE MARIJUANAS
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>>9959342
>if you could be turned into any of the main 6

but I want to be the fat diamond dog girl
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>>9959438
I said I would do I didnt say It would work
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>>9959449
Oh man is this a video game
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>>9959459
That sounds impossible.....
What if I JUST harbor a cute pudgy DD girl?
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>airports being evacuated now
IT'S HAPPENING

WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
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>>9959342
Twilight.

Then I'd be the pretty pony princess.
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HE'S TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL!
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>>9959475
You become Jet Set.
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>>9959457
No, pony just likes to cuddle and bath
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>>9959448
awfully coincidental that this happens right after that gun control bill got shot down, isn't it?
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>>9959462
Actually

>A marathon suspect is in custody as manhunt continues for another in Watertown, according to official with knowledge of the investigation.

All this shit may be connected.
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>>9959488
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>>9959487
Also sex, but that already happened, that's why they're cleaning up now.
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>>9959488

>gun control bill
>shot down

I laughed.
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Applejack
I would love to be anon's ponimouto, I would cuddle with him every night and sit in his lap.
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>>9959487
Yes please.

We need so much more of human on pony cuddling.
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>>9959489
http://images.4channel.org/f/src/flutterbump.swf
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>>9959488
This is the path you chose
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>>9959483
Would you masturbate as Twilight, or would you consider that an invasion of her privacy?
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>>9959475
>What if I JUST harbor a cute pudgy DD girl?
You get to squeeze her butt
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>>9959521
Fucking shitty president.
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>>9959459
How long do I have to keep up the charade for?
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>>9959524
I would do everything to her butt.
Everything.
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It's done happening now
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>>9959527
better than Romney or Paul
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>>9959528
What would Lyra want to do for fun?
You know outside of sexual
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>>9959543
At this point we could put a trained chimp in office and get better results.
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>>9959528
Don't touch me slut.
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>>9959537
it's never done
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>tfw master brought another pony with him today and we played video games.
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>>9959522
Twilight wouldn't exists anymore unfortunately, so it wouldn't invade privacy at all.

Though learning more about magic would be a higher priority.
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>>9959342
That's silly, if I became one of the main six I wouldn't be me anymore. So essentially all you're asking is what would one of the main six do to keep from getting caught.
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>>9959511
>ponimouto
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
You want be anon's pony sister? That makes no sense
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>>9959557
lucky
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>>9959537
They're surrounding a house now.
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>>9959548
Write greentext stories.
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>>9959558
No no no.
Imagine you got transformed, physically, into her in THIS world. The "real" twilight still exists wherever the hell she is.
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why did last horse die
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>CNN

Holy shit this needs to be a Pinkie edit
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>>9959573
I love this head canon
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>>9959557
>master
unf
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>>9959557
The best feel
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>>9959549
Everyone says this about every president.
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>>9959561
I assume you keep your mind.
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Last thread on page 7 just 404's. That's odd.

>>9959561
Assuming you're kept in tact mentally and just gain the abilities and knowledge needed to accommodate to your new form what would you do?
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>>9959574
But then he's not Twilight, he's just Leth with severe cosmetic surgery.
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>>9959515
That owner guy in the story was kinda of douche
but unf that sexual mindbreaking was hot
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>>9959574
No, The Equestrian Twilight Sparkle just became a sentient computer who is confused about its lack of connection to the Archive
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>>9959583
poor lyra
you will never be there with her
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>>9959535
Really?

She's kind of shy about it, being so big and all
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>>9959582
>CNN

they're not even pretending anymore
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>>9959583
>Lyra's writing a gritty reboot of Sour Candy
>She calls it "Hard Candy"
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>>9959587
b-but Obama's trying to take away muh guns
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Old horse?

Old horse!?
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>>9959582

>It's not news, just a distraction

CNN's new motto
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>>9959605
That little smirk means she's intrigued....
I'm going for it.
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Which monster hunter weapon fits Zecora the most?

This is important
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>one bomber confirmed to be caught with another on the run
>pipe bombs found on a highway

God damn.
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>>9959612
WHAT
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>>9959612
RIP old horse 2013-2013
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>>9959620
is there a staff or pike based weapon in that game?
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>>9959620
Hunting Horn
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>>9959623
Do you have that $50 you owe me?
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>>9959574
I would argue that she still wouldn't exist, however being turned into a magical purple pony princess would really throw my world-view for a loop, so I can't argue against her existence at that point.

Also still no, because I'd still be me, just in a different body. I think.
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>>9959557
>you will never bring home a new video game for your pet ponies to play with you
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>>9959582
Cnn is the fucking worst
Do they still do that stupid fake hologram shit?
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>>9959612
>>9959623
>old horse is in the new horse
WHAT IS GOING ON?
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>>9959611
A valid reason to be fucking pissed.
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>>9959627
>>9959620
Probably sword and shield or hunting horn.
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>>9959612
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>>9959620
Gunning since she can make a whole bunch of brews to use with it, or hunting horn so she can play the song of her people.
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>>9959634
So you wouldn't be the pretty pony princess after all.
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>>9959634
Okay, what if you and Twilight switched brains?
Would it be wrong then?
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>>9959641
Rape.
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>>9959627
Funny you mention that. There isn't yet. When 4 comes out this year, it will add a new weapon: the insect staff that lets you control a giant insect pet to give you buffs and attack monsters, as well as jump off of it and pole vault with it. But as of right now, there isn't any.
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>>9959634
Stop trying to to step on toes so much and have fun. If you jack off now, you'd jack off if you were a pony.
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>>9959637
>They swarm your feet when you walk in the door
>They play-wrestle over who gets to open the case and sniff that new vidya smell first
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>>9959618
>I'm going for it.
Diving in?
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>>9959658
He's saying that he WOULD and that it wouldn't be wrong to Twilight.
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>>9959655
Not even a trident?
No pole-arm based weapons at all?

I have no idea then
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>>9959664
FACE FIRST.
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>>9959659
>Madcatz makes a new controller specifically for pony hooves
>it actually works well with hooves
>Madcatz balls out of control on all of its pone money
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What Dark Souls/Demon Souls weapon would Pinkie Pie use?
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>>9959620
I'd imagine bow because of the coatings, or hunting horn
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>>9959670
You're telling me, I wish they had polearms or spears, but that's why I'm looking forward to 4.
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>>9959676
Now do a greentext about FlutterDash
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>>9959677
Prism stones.
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>>9959676
>Madcatz secures the pony audience and makes a quality controller
Come on, I want some semblance of realism in my little pony greentexts
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>New pony boops you on the nose
>You choke her with your magic
Only master boops me on the nose.
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>>9959699
Their arcade sticks are pretty great
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Hey guys.
Its happening right now.
When will it happen for us?
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>>9959652
At first yes, especially if I knew it'd be temporary. But how would I know we'd switched and not just me transformed?

However after a while, no.
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Do you guys like this picture, or are you creeped out by it? I really really really love it.
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It's really happening.
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>>9959703
>assaulting another pone
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>>9959703
>master finds out
>"oh boy! now i get to go to the magic portal in the sky!"
>he throws you in a blender

Bad end.
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Hey there...
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>>9959714
Okay, I think I agree.
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>>9959719
>murdering your pet

what the fuck is wrong with you people
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>>9959681
>Dash goes fast
>too fast
>goes fast enough that she's completely invisible to the naked eye
>taking advantage of her new powers she steals a camera from Featherweight
>she 2fasts into Fluttershy's cottage at night
>sells the pictures to PoneMaxim Magzine
>balls out of control on all of her pone money
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>>9959720
Eyebrows should go up instead of down.
Still a nice picture.
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>>9959712
it already happened
we're still trying to rebuild
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>>9959671
Have fun

And remember to come up for air once in a while, champ
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>>9959724
>>9959719
this is some borderline fluffy pon territory you're treading on
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>>9959718
>Implying I don't enjoy getting spanked,smacked and choked by master
Why do you think I did it?
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>>9959724
She murdered another pony for no good reason!

She was beyond saving.
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>>9959731
But that happening sucked
I want a good happening
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>>9959732
Thank you.
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>>9959714
hey leth
have you been playing CO?
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>>9959716
[sitation needed]
People already jumped the gun once
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>>9959716
They're Mossad agents
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>>9959736
I suppose Twilicorn and EG don't count as happenings in this case?
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>watching Titanic
>get to the part where Jack show his drawings
>they look like shit now

What have you done to me My Little Artist General?
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>>9959748
>sitation
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>>9959749
No they're not, they're anti-abortion, WBC extremists.
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>>9959735
>>9959734
>tfw you want to play with all the other cute ponies from mlpg but you're legitimately scared to be with them unsupervised
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>>9959720
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>>9959752
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>>9959755
that's the ricin/fertilizer guys
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>>9959755
I BET THEY PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
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>>9959757
SB's Femsnips is like one of my top five sexiest non-show characters by MLPG drawfags.
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>>9959743
>CO
I don't know what that is.
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>>9959748
News 7 confirmed one of the bombers was dead

Now this

>Adam Gaffin @universalhub 20s
At-large suspect is in a gray hoodie, has black curly hair. #watertown
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>>9959727
I want to see these pictures
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>>9959781
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>>9959781
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>>9959777
>tfw no qt 3.14 no leg gf
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>>9959775
>worst Deschanel sister
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>>9959781
#Candid #2lewd #Flutterswag #Ballinoutofcontrol
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>>9959754
Awww damn it
Anyways
>>9959777
Hmm
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>>9959799
>leg gf
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>>9959796
My Dash never has toilet problems
What have you been feeding your Fluttershy?
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>>9959756
Don't be!
We would all be nice ponies.

You'd just get hurt/beat up if you don't partake in the orgies.

>Pegasus fucking each other in the sky
>Unicorns using their magic to have sex with each other, some are mind raping others
>Earth ponies are fucking HARD in the dirt

It's all a good time.
>>
I left for like 2 hours.

What is or has been 'happening?'

Something about the boston bombs?
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>>9959800
I would pay for porn of the two of them together
PAY
FOR
PORN
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>>9959775
champions online
nevermind, then
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>>9959818
http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon
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>>9959816
>Earth ponies are fucking HARD in the dirt
OOOOOOo fuck..... I wan tthis.
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>>9959732
Oh god, oh geez
No
Saffron is not for sexual
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Michael Skolnik Michael SkolnikVerified account @MichaelSkolnik

The police have confirmed that they are looking for the guys from Monday's Boston Marathon Bombing. Guy with white hat still at large.

Black cap guy is captured/dead, white cap guy is still at large

>>9959818
7-11 robbery, MIT shooting and Boston bombing all by the same people.
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Why didn't you stop it, /mlp/?
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>>9959816
>pegasi
>cloudmating
o-oh my
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>>9959845
I brush at least daily
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>>9959845
I'm fairly sure there's nothing I could have done to stop you from posting that awful awful edit
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>>9959847
Didn't you learn about that in cloud school?
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>>9959813
Don't worry, she's just churning up another batch of Flutterbutter
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>>9959816
What if.... What if earth ponies... Happen to have.... A certain affinity for filth and dirtiness? Sexually?
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>>9959816
Already did all 3 of those things in my lucid dreams
Can attest to how awesome it would be
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>>9959777

Look persian. Lybian would be my second guess.
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>>9959816
>>9959847
Aerial mating sounds like the most rockin' thing.
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>>9959862
>dirty and sweaty earth pony sex
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>>9959831
>Big Mac reigns supreme
>he's wearing a crown of apples and red felt lined cape
>made by Sweetie Belle
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>>9959860
would you partake in cloud mating with pegasus
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#shotsfired
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>>9959860
>sex education
>In a United States of Equestria school
Go back to Zebra land, Non Celestian Scum
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>>9959873
>not air mating
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>>9959799
Funny you should mention that

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-04-19/boston-bombing-victim-in-iconic-photo-helped-identify-attackers.html
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Someone wanted it false so I made a reference sheet on how to draw Ice Pack from the shoulders up
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>>9959877
>>9959881
How else are we supposed to do it?
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J..jeez mlpg..I didn't think I'd need to make this picture so soon....
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>>9959873
It sounds fucking amazing is what it sounds like.
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>>9959816
FFffuck, I want each of these.
Fucking Dash high in the sky....
Being hypno dommed by Twilight....
Pounding Pinkie from behind with her face in the mud.......
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>>9959862
Who's a silly pony?
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>>9959896
Its okay MT
I dont even have a tumblr to follow you with!
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>>9959896
Although I don't care for that pony design whatsoever I'm happy for you, MT.
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>>9959896
Hnng, she's so chunky
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>>9959890
>homestuck throat tattoo
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>>9959896

oreo pone is cute
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>>9959906
WHAT IS ALL OF THEM?
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>>9959905
>skycourting
yessssss
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>>9959837
False
Loke Dog himself said he was okay with it as long as he wasn't expected to sexually her himself
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>>9959896
Congratulations shinji
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>>9959890
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Also the other pitcher is almost done! So happy.
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>>9959934
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>>9959862
>>9959874
earth pony sex is a test of strength and endurance. it can get quite messy, but they don't mind that. the exhileration brought by what is almost a physical exercise puts the earth pony's lust into overdrive, all the sweat and musk only serves to amplify that and getting a little dirty, since it's a very animalistic and primal thing is obvious.
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>>9959837
even brave action-girls have their needs, anon
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>>9959938
Pinkie is female.

It should be
>IS THAT A VAG
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>>9959934
>Icepack's face has a tiny ghost on it
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>>9959937
>pitcher
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>>9959816
>all of that happening while Get Lucky is playing the background
>it's beautiful night, stars out
>all that fucking

10/10
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>>9959884
>wheelchair guy survived
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>>9959939
And afterwards.....
Can we roll around cuddling in the dirt?
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>>9959939
>>9959955
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>>9959937

MT pls draw Rover knotting Rarity.

In this position http://e621.net/post/show/268199/2012-4_toes-amione-anus-arched_back-balls-balls_de
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I know this is probably stupid, but I really wish that Kamen Rider was real.
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oh shit the white hat guy is on the move on foot
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>>9959937

>pitcher
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>>9959957
I'm sorry AJ, I'm getting carried away. I'm projecting. I'll just go away now...
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>>9959961
why wouldn't you use your wish to wish that pony were real
what the fuck, rei
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>>9959950
>>9959963
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>>9959961
I'm sorry, Rei, but that is really cute.
I wish pone was real.
When I was a kid I wished Futurama was real.
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>>9959971
If only pone was real.

I would give just about anything to cuddle this.
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The [MLPG] Guild on Guild Wars 2 needs more members and Guild wars 2 is having a free weekend April 19-21. To anyone who's been on the fence my may still be able to find a key:
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/try-guild-wars-2-for-free-this-weekend-april-19-21/ The game is also on sale for 40 Bucks for the rest of the month

The [MLPG] guild is on Jade Quarry, whisper Gilda for an invite.

Also I drew this image.
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>>9959968
I dunno. I just kinda think that right now the world needs hope and justice.
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>>9959971
and by extension you wish Zoidberg was real?
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>>9959981
Yes, Zoidberg. Even you.
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>>9959976
how do I get a trial key?
I don't use any of the sites listed at your link
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>>9959975
Even your limbs?
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>>9959976
From the necks up it isn't too bad
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>>9959957
Stop pretending you would have your face in the mud and getting railed by some stallion, AJ.
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>>9959883
Do you think they're teaching him the proper technique?
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>>9959971
>When I was a kid I wished Futurama was real.

am I old
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>>9959342
inb4 faggots complain about the episode and hururrr durrr merriweather sucks . this episode is great.
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>>9959999
Futurama came out when I was eight and was cancelled when I was 12. That's when I was a kid.
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>>9959985
Don't be so cruel, anon.
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>>9959999
Probably.
When I was a kid I wished that Transformers and Ninja Turtles were real.
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>>9959942
But she's pure and courageous
and her most lewd interests revolve around high-dollar scarves
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>>9960014
I want to have sex with that fat anthro horse. And I want to hug and kiss her.
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>>9959991
Pretty much, of course it's not till years later this 'practice' would be fully realized as to what its true purpose was. Right now it's adrenaline filled fun.
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on foot chase
swat only
fuck ton of cruisers on the way too

it's ending
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>>9960014
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I use mlpg as a substitute for real, healthy relationships.
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Where is the Isaac/ Marker Pone porn?
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>>9960014
ah ha
now I can print it out
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>>9960014
nice.
and cute
and she should get a bigger shirt for when she's on the job
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>>9960026
>on foot chase
>swat only
>Final Destination
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>>9960026
and he's US born too. MIT student.
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>>9960014
FUCKING CHRIST JUST DRAW HER GETTING FUCK
MY DICK NEEDS IT
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>>9960032
racist
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>>9960028
I use my waifu and plushies for that instead!
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>>9960039
shit, he's gonna do it.
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>>9960014
I second this >>9960046
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>>9959920
>Loke Dog himself said he was okay with it as long as he wasn't expected to sexually her himself
>Loke Dog
Hwha?
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>>9960046
Femsnails and Femsnips are not for sexually
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>>9960028
Neat, me too.

You're all my closest friends.
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>>9959984
>>9959976
http://www.pcgamer.com/2013/04/15/guild-wars-2-trial-key-giveaway/
This is the only one that has keys left. All you have to do is like the facebook page, make a throwaway account if you have too.
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>>9960049
>not using your imagination
subhuman detected
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>>9960053
>okeydokeylowkey
>lowkey
>loke dog
do you even San Andreas?
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>>9960043
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLJuT8zPmvA
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>>9960048
Did Yamino win?
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>>9960014

Wait...is this supposed to be like snails cosplaying mona from wario ware?
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>>9960014
Not to hate on it, but am I the only one to not like this?
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>>9960054
GG pls
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>>9960054
You would be the captain general of knowing who is and who isnt for sexual
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>>9960067
OG Lowkey
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>>9960074
Why would you post that
with that image
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>>9960074
Nope
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>>9960071
It's anthro, female snips.
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>>9960071
>Mona invented pizza delivery
Nigga..
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I got a strange idea, Twilight as Captain N
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>>9960059
nah, I use my imagination with my waifu as well hug my plushies
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>>9960067
>do you even San Andreas?
I don't
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>>9960074
Trust me

You arent
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>>9960080
because I wanted to destroy the crude literal interpretation of the rhetoric while still asking the question simply put.
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>>9960071
How does that look even remotely like snails
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>>9960080
The text in the post and the text int he image sortakinfa match
that i think
must be why
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>>9960017
courageous, most definitely. but pure?
>"...having fun."
not so sure about that
she knows what she can do with that booty of hers
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>>9960045
may be this guy

http://findsunil.blogspot.com/
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>>9960094
they don't match they do the exact opposite
they clash
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>>9960033
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>>9960109
nno no tthe meaning just the words
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>>9960054
fuck YOU they're not
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>>9960114
>>9960109
>
>>9960091
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>>9960074
>see something getting multiple positive responses
>vocally inquire as to whether others agree with you in dissenting from the majority opinion even though you already know the answer
>append qualifier to mollify critics who would point out that you are in fact engaging in the exact behavior you pretend against

Rousing display, chap.
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>>9960084
>>9960085
>>9960093

FUCK YOU HAVEN'T I SLEPT IN 24 HOURS
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>>9960120
I tried to be nice about it but you're still right.
I just thought it was unusual.
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>>9960109
right but it also makes a great contrast. Example:
Pinkie pie is a very cute pony
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>>9960026
>>>/k/15866754
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>>9960127
THEN GO TO SLEEP GEEZ
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>>9960127
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR INSOMNIA
It's not like your insomnia is our fault now is it?
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GG what does Femsnails think about Prince Cadence?
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>>9960129
I wanna hug that pony.
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>>9960104
>"...having fun."

that was adorable
since we were Renne's brain for the duration of the quest, does that mean that our comments about Saffron being cute were in her head?
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>>9960139
She thinks he sucks dicks

Now she thinks that new human AppleDan is one hell of a looker though
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>>9960129
No cookies on the bed
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>>9960139

He'd be like a sexy tv love guru she mounts on her wall.
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>>9960127
>only 24
do you fucking even
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>>9960132
my sides

ow
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>>9960140
man, who doesn't?
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>>9960148
>We brainwashed a cute unicorn in to dogfucking
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>>9960140
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>>9960158
Instant boner.
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>>9960136
>>9960137

check your sleeping privilege
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>>9960157
Golgom
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>>9960166
I checked them
They came back transitive
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>tfw turned into pony and have a rough owner
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>>9960158

but we WERE Renne
she wanted it all along as well
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>>9960173
Who is Golgom?
There's a price on his head.
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>>9960128
Well it's more likely that there's noone that HATES it and thus noone that's willing to yell about it. Dislike, sure. Want to argue about, nah.
Night thread is pretty damn mellow when it comes to fetishes.
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How's my favorite trend gauge doing
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>>9960177

That left hand is ugly as fuck.
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>>9960188
I don't understand the question
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>>9960173
that motherfucker
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>>9960166
>>9960136
>>9960137

Why isn't there an insomnia pony yet?
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>>9960177
I would be gentle.
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>>9960200

What about sleepyhead?
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>>9960200
I thought there was?
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>>9960200
thats marker pone
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>>9960200
It's like you have never truly ponied before
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>>9960200
They are all insomnia
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>>9960200
There's that one scrawny one with the bat on her butt
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>>9960200

There was.

But then she went to sleep
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/pol/ found a video from the bombers family.
They don't know he's the bomber.

youtube.com/watch?v=t12tfTJ10bU
Watching that while listening to the police scanner as they hunt him down was...saddening.
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>>9960209
>>9960213

Insomnia means you can't sleep. Sleepy pone does nothing but sleep.
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>>9960200
There already is
Drawn by rose or what was her name
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>>9960182
I'm sure he's got it covered.
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>>9960158
like you'd need brainwashing to fall for Saffron
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>>9960229

Do we know his motivation yet?
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I want you to draw me like one of your french ponies
Wearing this
Wearing only this
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>>9960219
Gotcha covered.
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>>9960158
You can't say that the results aren't cute as all fuck
And remember
"Mrs. Crux"
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>>9960233
is this a show?
where can I watch it?
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>>9960177
>Get turned into a pony
>Have a master who just really wants me on his dick 60% of the time
>He sat on my tail when I was getting up
>He brushes my mane too hard
>When I had sex with him he was actually worried if I would get pregnant
>He wants me to clean up messes that I didn't even make
>He thinks grabbing my wings and making me pretend fly is cute

This is nothing like the greentexts promised
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>>9960231
Semantics, She is defined as having trouble sleeping.
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>>9959342
red?
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>>9960173
Hey Rei.
Don't worry. Smile
I think you need it right now.

See you in the morning.
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>>9960244
No, he just went nuts.
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>>9960253

>forty winks
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Boop... maths?

http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuuMPVm8wwgb9jlqFzdu-JM69BrK0HjNSJV4LPvDFHGknLek3zmhGMGBx2uHkMWHTvrS12Vg7KNBm0hnDXVuGcr7ZYd5FfZa9SfpimCjI99Ib5Oh1yih6idl4-eYCFQCqnGYB1Qo6LEeCbvfoYc7oPBMC3ROau-oC6RBZ-MsJ5C5-FUo0ok
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>>9960267

>pone will never wink forty times for you
>her muscles will never be completely weak and slack and unable to feel you at all.
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>>9960257
That is one shitty owner.

I like to go jogging with my pegasus pone on my shoulders and she loves it.
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>>9960257
>you will never be pony's nice and considerate master
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>>9960257
Wow
Way to make sounding like being a pony is awful
Now I just want to have a good master

>Nice fluffy bed
>good food and plenty of entertainment: outdoors and indoors
>I wear a collar but he still respects my wishes
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>>9960266
We have a new lead.
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>>9960229
I don't get it
Is "Sunny" the bomber?
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>>9960232

>that gif
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>>9960256
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi2ogxLV1uk
Kamen Rider Black. Not sure if it's all been subbed, but if you search for Century Kings you can get what's been put out.
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>>9960253
>foUrty winks
And that's terrible
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>>9960282
>breaking her legs just so you can carry her on your shoulders
how cruel.
I'm revoking your pony license.
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>>9960280
>you will never stretch your hand in preparation
>you will never stretch her hole wide enough that she felt it the the next three mornings
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>>9960288

I just want a master that uses me solely for sex.
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>>9960300
Forty.
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>>9960300
>britfags
>any number of fridges
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>>9960229
I don't think he's the bomber.
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>>9960283
>You will never make nachos for pone
>you will never sit on the couch and slowly drizzle nacho cheese into pony's mouth
>she will never lick the cheese of your cheek after you're done with the bowl
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>>9960304
>breaking her legs
Man, she is one tough pegasus to still be smiling with broken legs.
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>>9960282
>go jogging with your pony
>she gets taken in by the government
or
>she gets raped by a wild pack of nomad street bronies
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>>9960304
>>9960321
She loves the pain
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>>9960327
but what if i'm in equestria
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>>9960336
>she gets raped by a wild pack of filthy earth ponies

THERE'S NO ESCAPE
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>>9960255
I'm so jelly...
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>>9960313
Yeah but at the end of the day, wouldn't it be nice to have a warm bed to climb into?
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>>9960327
>Not exercising your 2nd amendment rights to defend your pony
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>>9960313
Are you a slutty filly?
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>>9960336
>implying YOU wouldn't be taken in by Celestia and probably dissected
>implying you won't be raped by MLH fans
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>>9960341
why would they even do that

you trying to trick me
besides she can fly
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How would you cheer your favorite pone up?

Ultra-violence mode: No D
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>>9960350
>raped by MLH fans
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>>9960346

>filly

I AM A FULL GROWN PONY
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>>9960346
>filly
>tfw you sign your body rights over to someone who seems like a reasonable guy
>he's got a nice set up for you and he's fairly well off
>but he wants you to be the a little colt with a massive package
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>>9960344

He'd take care of me though.
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>>9960361
hugs
cradle in arms
ear scratchies
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>>9960361
Give her the hug
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>>9960361

Give her the E
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>>9960355
Not when she's scared.
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>>9960346
Here's hoping, friend.
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>>9960350
>raped by a pack of exactly one Lyra
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>>9960371
>you will never have your own little pony
>you will never give him a nice silky bra for his immense testes
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>>9960329
No pain
No gain
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>>9960361
>Twilight
I would ask her parents about the kind of books they read to her when she was young and stow them away for a time like this.
Then I'd snuggle up with her and read them to her until she fell asleep.
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>>9960379
why is pinkie crying?
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>>9960361
Tell her I'm there for her, that I'm not leaving until she says so.
Ask what I can do for her.
Hope to god that I can make her feel even the slightest bit better.
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>>9960385
>my pegasus
>scared
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>>9960317
it's him
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There'd better be a god damn Princess Celestia/Luna episode in season 4.
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>>9960398
That's just her cheek vagina.
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>>9960393
>you get used to your tiny body quickly enough
>at least he didn't regress your mind or anything
>the fact that you're constantly leaking gets old quick though
>at least he has a variety of comfy cocksocks for you to wear
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>>9960398

thingken of party
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>>9960398
she sad
and hurt her leg
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>>9960398
Why are you crying, anon?
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>>9960407

looks like a generic white dude
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>>9960383
I bet that would make her Ecstatic!
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THIS JUST IN
BLACK HAT GUY CONFIRMED DEAD
DASH STILL A HUGE CUNT
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>>9960361
Put her on my back and go for a walk. Take her out to get some cupcakes and then go to a pond and have a nice, quiet picnic with her away from her troubles.
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>>9960393
>you will never finger the jewels on his bra's seams before deciding to hold off until Rarity isn't staring
>it will never stop staring
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>>9960422
Because you're not real and I wish that you were
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>>9960342
Me too man
But they're both in good hands
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>>9960422
Because I just saw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t12tfTJ10bU from the suspect's family
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>>9960424
>white dude
hi jidf
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>>9960425
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>>9960376
Well that's what I'm getting at it
You wouldn't some heartless bastard, you'd want something mutual
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>You will never get picked up by your flank and eaten out by your waifu
>>9960422
PP please stop with those eyes.
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The happening will never be you marrying your favorite pony
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>>9960444

what
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>>9960422
Pone isn't real...

Every time I think I finally made it I'm told to wake up.
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>>9960455

Well yeah, I guess.
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>>9960458
>You will never massage Pinkie's thighs after an intense workout
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>>9960458
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>>9960434
>your master told you this bra was special but he never told you why
>at least this one fits
>after a long day of teasing normally you'd be feeling cramped and overstuffed, but this one seems to stretch to accommodate you
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>>9960386
>you will never have a slutty filly to bend to your will
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>>9960443
>tfw he'll be dead before dawn and his family will see it televised live on national TV
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>>9960458
>You will never purple
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>>9960468
>>9960379
Why do I always want what I can never have?
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>implying you wouldn't be this happy to be some one's little pony
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>>9960443
how does a random family have access to video editing equipment that good and have the time to cook things like this up so soon?
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>>9960410
It's been hinted at.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okg38oDyY3Q
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>>9960440
weird no one's done and kissing art yet
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>>9960496
It's okay, anon.
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Why can't I just love pony nonsexaully?

Why must you guys always make things weird?
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>>9960497
what if yuo belonged to the pesrn you hated the most?
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>>9960497
But i've never implied that, anon.
If i were someone's little purple, i would be the happiest there ever was.
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>>9960499
Check the date. By my guessing he went missing a while ago.
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>>9960443
>video made by loving and caring people for someone they missed
>the amount of thumbs-down keeps growing
I'm glad they turned off the comments
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>Mfw a fellow patrician also has Look Before You Sleep and Fall Weather Friends as his favorite episodes
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>>9960410
>>9960500
Will it be the greatest episode?

or

just pandering
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>>9960515
In that unlikely scenario I would attempt to escape.
But this seems bad to focus on this kind of thing.

Also are you drunk
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Aight, peeps wanted some Corey, and I had a hard ass time with perspective, so settled for a normal sized Corey...for now.
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>>9960522
March something.
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>>9960497
>implying I wouldn't be that happy to have a little pony
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>>9960532
he's just so overcome with arousal
someone needs to collar that boy before he hurts himself
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>>9960516
Would you teach your master magic and show him how to walk like a pony?
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>>9960468
http://pastebin.com/VL2cyeAA
i just read this and now this pic will make me sad everytime
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>>9960535
WOAH

WWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH
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>>9960515
Get off the computer cosmo

ur drunk
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>>9960535
Ha, that's cute mang.
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>waiting until daylight

Really now.

Fuck
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>>9960535
Is that a penis?
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>>9960525
I was gonna point that out too. It's hard to look at.
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>>9960512
No its not

It's unfair, I can't get no satisfaction, its sucks and I hate it
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>>9960555
Oh dear god.

Unf.
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>>9960540
If that is my master's wish
yes
i would
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>>9960555
is that bailey jay?
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>>9960532
>>9960554
your no tthe boss ofme
but now for,because i want to ill go to bed
gnigte
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>>9960571
I've always wondered who drew this
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>>9960576
Yes.

Or whatever his name was when he was 15
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>>9960547
d'aww
it's already so cute
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>>9960557
fuck, i need sleep

i am gonna miss the happening
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>>9960522
>>9960536
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/25/sunil-tripathi-missing-brown-university_n_2947997.html
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>>9960560
I hope they take it down soon
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>>9960582
leadhooves
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>>9960583
Brian Griffin
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>>9960604
Thought it had a 'y' in Bryan.
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>>9960424
>>9960407

http://youtu.be/c1Ecru5RLdk

He was a missing Boston student. Family had no clue, and tried to find him. Feds called in. No clue what happened. Turns out he went underground to plan his attack.

These bombs were tiny, and things anyone could make. If I'm going to guess, I'm going to say home grown Al Qaeda inspired cell with no connections with any other group.
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>>9960540
>teaching someone how to do magic when it simply can't perform magic at all due to being a human
>teaching someone how to walk like a pony when his bone structure is completely different

If my owner ever told me to teach him magic, I would just rape his mind and tell him that I taught him a spell and all he has to do now is perform it.

I would love to watch his hilarious attempts at doing magic.


Also how would you know magic, if you don't know any spells?
This is assuming you are on earth
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>>9960593
Sunil sure is 2 fast
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>>9960584
what? the fic or the pic?
beware the fic anon
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>>9960609
yeah my b
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did some1 say pastel goth
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>>9960615
>teaching someone how to do magic when it simply can't perform magic at all due to being a human

Considering the title of the show, maybe it's possible that even lowly earth ponies and humans can do some magic.
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>>9960633
>implying humans are capable of friendship
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;_;
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>>9960633
And the pegasus ponies too!?
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>>9960628
Make the tail a little perkier and her right eye showing just a little and it's amazing
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>>9960622
yeah...yeah I just reached it

my happiness did a quick 180
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>>9960643
Don't do it anon!
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>>9960535
I wonder how Corey Powell feels about this
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>>9960558
Y-yeah, sure. Why not.
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>>9960645
Of course
After long internal debate if I were to become a pony it would be a pegasus
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>>9960583
>Yes.
>Or whatever his name was when he was 15

Brian Griffon. I'm not making that up.

I'd molest Shota Bailey Jay.
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>>9960535
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>>9960649
cry it out anon and you might be happy again tomorrow
I did and it worked
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>>9960657
Good decision
Not that there's a really a bad one
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>>9960671
The only bad choice is earth pony.
I mean I get it that some people need to justify being different, but really there's no reason not to be the other two if you had the choice.
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>>9960668
Not him but I had my cry for this year re-watching that Thai insurance commercial with the deaf dad.
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>>9960678
hey, earthhorses are cute too
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>>9960648
well i can't really just have her eye just showing a little so i tried opening it up like the other. Does it look better?
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>>9960664
dammit can't unsee
She's hotdoggin his head fin.
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This is it, MLPG
This is the beginning
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>>9960681
>that commercial
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>>9960685
Of course they're cute
But they're like like choosing one apple instead of two.
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>>9960678
but what if your waifu is an earth pony and she want's a good earth pony to be with?
love or radness anon?
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>>9960689

Hey Mew, are you up for a loira related scenario request?
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>>9960691
it might actually be happening
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>>>/k/15868150

What the fuck.
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>>9960691
Whats goin on?
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>>9960681
Only good thing about Dead Island was it's trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms
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>>9960633
Yeah like except humans aren't ponies, they don't exist within the same realm of imagining.

If Psionics was real, we would be gods.
We would probably stomp out anything any ordinary unicorn could do and with twenty times the versatility since we would not be bounded by cutie marks
>>9960645
I really wish they would show some sort of external power of the earth ponies, I mean like pegasus can move clouds and whip up tornados and unicorns have a vessel in which they can output pure magical energy.

But earth pones can just farm and have a little bit more endurance and strength.
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>>9960689
>well i can't really just have her eye just showing a little

Honest question, why not?
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>>9960704

More Boston shenanigans.
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>>9960697
Earth ponies can be adorable but they just aren't as cute as the other 2 races.
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>>9960697
Why do I keep forgetting Pinkie is an earth pony
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>>9960703
WHY
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>>9960719
I keep saying this
She's a unicorn with an innie horn
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>>9960709
>Yeah like except humans aren't ponies, they don't exist within the same realm of imagining.

And yet if we consider our earth ponies in the same regard, they would fall short of our expectations.

It's not unreasonable.
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>>9960699
well, im gonna color this pank, so not now, but what is it?
>>9960710
i mean, what do you think? usually it makes them look drunk or sick or something, they maybe that can work.
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>>9960725

I don't know.
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>>9960703
>>9960725
>I hope you guys understand
Does /k/ normally shit in their socks?
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>>9960703
>Google reverse image search
>No matches
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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>>9960703
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>>9960678
>+10 starting strength, special +20 affinity to plant life, and +15 durability
>no reason to be an earth pony
Also earth pones are very cute
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>>9960709
>a little bit more
do you not remember Macintosh pulling a house
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>>9960730
>makes them look drunk or sick or something

Yeah you're right. nevermind
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>>9960719
Party Ponies are a higher tier of Earth Ponies. They're often mistaken for a different race entirely due to their energy, speed, and general superiority. Standard Earth Pony rules of being filthy and poor do not apply to Party Ponies.
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>>9960751
>Party Ponies.
>not Arcponies
do you even fanfiction
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>>9960692
That and the one with the mother rushing to get her newborn baby to the father really get me.
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>>9960735
There are just some times when a man is pressed to shit in his socks.
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>>9960751
But Pinkie Pie is filthy and poor
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>>9960703
What a sticky situation!
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>>9960730
But I like a tail that sticks upward
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>>9960775
dont worry keeping that

gonna go with open eyes tho
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>>9960763
>glued to a thread on 4chan
>better shit in my socks
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>single human shows up in Equestria
>enslaves all the ponies
>pony magic useless against him
>you arrive

wat do?
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>he just posted more shit

>>>/k/15868338
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>>9960787
Free the shit out of them.
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>>9960703

>>15868338
I told you about the socks bro
I told you dog
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>>9960787
Tell me about this other human

Surely I should be able to take him on one on one
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>>9960787
Do what humans do best.

Kill him.
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>>>/k/15868270
>>>/k/15868338
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
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>>9960771
it got stickyer
why can't I stop laughing
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>>9960747
ponies are shown lifting large and heavy objects.
Big Mac is a strong earth pony.

I bet another strong pony of a different race would be capable of pulling something around the size of a house
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>>9960790
This all just seems like a really crapy idea
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>>9960804
forgot link!
>>>/k/15868338
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>>9960797
He's reasonably built. Surrounded himself with pony guards and even convinced most of the lower pony class to like him.
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>>>/k/15868338
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>>9960805

>pulls a house like it's nothing
>trembles under the weight of a fucking cake
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>>9960806
>not the obvious "shitposting" joke
Step it up bubbles
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>>9960703
>a magical place
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>>9960547
FUCK YOU ANON

THAT STUPID FUCKING ENDING
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>>9960547
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>Just because I'm wearing this stupid colar doesn't mean I like you
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>>9960819
He was powered by love and boners.
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>>9960819
He wasn't trembling under its weight, he was trying to balance it
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>>9960815
If the all like him he must be doing something right
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>>9960830
She's not fooling anyone.
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>>9960822
>>9960823
I'm sorry anons. if it makes you feel any better there is always poopsock
>>>/k/15868150
>>>/k/15868338
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>>9960848
NO
NOT EVEN THE POOPSOCK WILL CHEER ME UP
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>>9960848
>Hi resolution photos
It's like he wants me to smell it through my screen
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>>9960862
i can already smell it
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>>9960843
STAMP ON THE GROUND
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>>9960865
what would a smell look like if it were tooted?
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>>9960865
I didnt even think this technology was widely available to the masses yet
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>>9960730

>but what is it?

Draw Lyra and Bonbon's bedroom, with the 2 of them just... lounging around the couch with various possessions scattered about. Maybe using a laptop, reading, maybe cleaning the mess up in bonbon's case.
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You know, I can honestly beleve someone would poop in their sock for some stupid reason. I really could.

But to take HD pictures?

My world view is shattered
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>>9960865
Can you post an HD picture of yourself so I could smell you
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>>9960873
Broccoli. Do you even?
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>>9960860
I'm sorry if it makes you fell better I cried like a bitch for 10 minutes and got really rightious about preventing suicide, mine and others
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I need the "I fucked your waifu and laid eggs in her" pic pronto.
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>>9960874
>not upgrading to google's newest google nose™
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>>9960885
That's how I felt after Background Pony.
That was 2intense4me.
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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
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>>9960881
i smell like cotton candy
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>>9960889
>not using a Logitech M212 Wireless Nose Module
keep giving google your money, I bet they really appreciate it
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>>9960899
>dash will never be your waifu
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>>9960915
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>>9960915

I guess you could say she flipper her the bird!
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>>9960929
Huh...I wasn't expecting this to be so cute.
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>>9960932
GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE
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>>9960886
guys plz its a matter of life and undeath
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>>9960915
>>9960929
Who makes these?
>>
Quick

name me a female pony
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>>9960932
>flipper
SCRUBBLES BEEFS IT
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>>9960932
>boo_this_man.gif
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>>9960945
Pank
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>>9960945
Pip
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>>9960945
Spike
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>>9960945
Dash.
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>you will never have a pony desperate to feel your spunk blast on the far wall of her womb for hours at a time
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>>9960958
>not the color version
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>>9960901
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>>9960945

Like make one up?

Hijinx
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>>9960943
the first is from an animation I'm making

the second is from FiW, but I'm not sure who animated that particular segment.
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>>9960971
>you will never have a pony desperate to feel your unfaltering love for her
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http://youtu.be/t12tfTJ10bU
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>>9960897
shit I have to start reading that, been putting it off after I read the sad pank
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>>9960901
LOUDER
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>>9960981
Pretty good.
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>>9960993
You will regret it and not regret it at the same time.

You will feel hollow for a week once you finish it.
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>>9960976
Wonder where they got the milk for those milkshakes.
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>tfw go to a nice French restaurant
>food is good but friends don't like it because it's not deep fried

Which pony is most French?
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>>9961015
Fluttershy
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>>9961014
>"I'll never tell"
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>>9961015
Rarity.
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>>9960997
COTTON CANDY
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>>9961015
Applejack.
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>>9961033
Rarity probably just fakes it to look fancy
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>>9961034
sexier
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>>9961009
thanks but I'm sure my eternal optimism will find a light a day or two after I read it, so I'm real cautious about this story cause I don't want to be unfaithful and latch onto a second waifu
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Hypthetical situation time:
FiM's musical score is entirely rewritten by Shoji Meguro

What would your reaction be?
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>>9961020
Why so sad TootyBooty?
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every fucking time
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>>9961054
It's long as fuck bro, it'll take you a while.
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>>9961063
She's sad because no one likes the smell of her farty butt toots
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>>9961032
>Fat Mimes cover the landscape as far as the eye can see!
>Dare you enter my magical folds?
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>>9961054
One is Pinkie is hats the cutest thing to me?
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>>9961063
I AM NOT A TOOTY BOOTY
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>>9961015
fluttershy is canon ouiaboo
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>>9961070
what?
why is mlpg so drunk tonight
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>>9961014
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>>9961069
I'm not walking into that one
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>>9961085
It's the only way I can put up with you guys
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>>9961084
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>>9961047
cotton candy~
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>>9961084
I want one of these except with Dash's wings.
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>>9961097
THEN WHY DO YOU STAY HERE
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>>9960976
>this will never be done with Renne, Saffron, and Baldwin
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>>9961102
I love you
I can't anymore
okay, STUPIDER
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>>9961102

red pls
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>>9961101
Man, that quick frame where we can tell she liked it is just cute.
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Watching the Jap dub of MLP is just so weird to me for some reason, but god damn if Pinkie's VA isn't adorable.
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>>9961104
Imagine some one who literally has nothing else to do.
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>>9961102
now say it more American like
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>>9961106
>not Dr. Pepper, Chronicle edition
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>>9961102
BRONIER
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Possible Suicide device on suspect
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>>9961128
>Chronicle
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>>9961134
BOOM
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>>9961128
>and Chance
>he's too big to fit at the table
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>>9961124
oh... that's me
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>>9961134
What kind of tablet does he have?
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If you could ask one question to Rainbow Dash, what would it be?
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>>9961144
11/10
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>>9961144
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>>9960989

I cried like a total bitch.

Famliy uploaded a vid on the 8th, pleading with him to come home. Just a few days later he carried out the bombings.
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>>9961142
>his giblets are in the milkshake
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>>9961134
HOLY FUCK HE'S STRAPPED WITH A FUCKING BOMB
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Just a reminder that it's not "happening" until war were declared.
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>>9961153
Can I hug you?
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>>9961161
No shit, he's a durka.
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>>9961112
>>9961133
u guys
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>>9961153
have you ever pooped in a sock before?
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>>9961174
MORE UGUU
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>>9961174
Funkier!
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>>9961184

Yes, maximum uguu
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so. i decided to try drawing galacon pone again
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>>9961174
NEEDS MORE DICKS
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>>9961153
Is Rarity nice in person?
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>>9961174
Say it with a dick in your mouth
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>>9961195
Rosemary's dick~
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>>9961189
>porn
blazang pls
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>>9961158
eugh
>Chronicle's head flopping on his broken neck
I don't want this gif anymore
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>>9961189
its shit
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>>9961189
oh baby
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>>9961202
>>9961189
Is that you blazang?
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>>9961189
>con flings
The absolute worst
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>>9961213
>>9961202
yes
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>>9961189
I don't like it.
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>you will never a pizza deliverymare
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THE FUCK IS THIS

THE FUCK IS THAT
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>>9961222
That top right panel, the left mare, good stuff.
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>>9961227
>Mare
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>>9961231

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB
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>>9961231

controlled bomb detonator
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>>9961235
ignore the elegs, I didnt erase them good enough
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>>9961231
MKULTRA
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>>9961227
>You will never eat Derpy's cheese... pizza.
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>>9961235
>>9961222
also the bottom left
surprisingly good
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>>9961231

SEA MINE
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>>9961227
>you will never feed fem-Snips pizza while fucking her
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>>9961227

>You will never be a pizza delivery colt
>You will never storm your way through town with three hot pizzas strapped to your back, trying to find the address before the heat burns you through the bag.
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>>9961227
>she will never lock you in a pizza place alone with her
>she will never sprinkle you with various pizza toppings
>she will never eat them off of you, making sure to ever so lightly flick your bare skin with her tongue sending shivers up your spine
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>>9961184
>>9961186
>>9961195
>>9961192
ridiculous
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>>9961247
>you will never have her mess up your order several times in a row
>you will never always end up full and satisfied regardless
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>>9961231
bigger image
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>>9961225
oh my god, do I try
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>>9961260

looks like Walking Dead rule 34
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>>9961260
WITH MORE PANTIES
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>>9961260
MORE AMERICAN
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>>9961260
MORE TOOTING
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>>9961260
LESS TOOTING
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>>9961253
>she always brings extra pizzas
>says she has other places to go
>she's lying
>she's just waiting for someone to bite
>"Well.. I am kinda hungry now that you mention it..."
>"I'm sure they won't miss a pizza... feed me a slice?"
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>>9961279
>>9961280
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>>9961265
Maybe you're not trying hard enough.
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>>9961260
OH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU?
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>>9961231
OH FUCK
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>>9961247
>>9961262

>She brings you an Eggplant Parmigiana Pizza, an order of lasagne, some garlic bread and a 2-liter of Sangria Señorial
>It isn't what you ordered
>The pizza place doesn't even have those on the menu
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>>9961260
LUCKIER
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>>9961231
>>9961264
Twenty-three Nineteen!
We've got a Twenty-three Nineteen!
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>>9961285
im actualy kind of proud of it, in regards to line quality and shading
sure, the proportions stil need work but I feel like im going in the right direction at least
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>>9961297
>getting garlic bread unexpectedly
And this is bad how?
Shit nigga those things are great.
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What's the fastest you've ever run the mile?
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>>9961324

The place only has breadsticks.

This is like full-on garlic-bread.

Not that it's bad... but where did it come from???
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How can I stop having depressing pony dreams?
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>>9961328
Six and a half minutes. That was back when I was in shape...
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>>9961330
She obviously made it herself
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>>9961328
>Not the 2 mile
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Do you guys think Derpy is going to show up more in S4 or was the finale the last we'll ever see of her?
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im 2tired
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>>9961328
Last time I timed it/tried was 8 minutes in high school.
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>>9961324
>>9961330
>>9961297
>being interested in the complimentary pizza
>not your order instead
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>>9961337
What a sweetie.
Dip that shit in cheese and it's foodsex in my mouf.
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>>9961231
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>>9961349
g2bed red
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>>9961349
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>>9961351

Doug Winger can't write dialogue to save his life.

...oh.
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>>9961328
>running

Fuck I'm so out of shape...Dash would be unhappy with me.
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>>9961334
Don't sleep.
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>>9961349
>>9961363
Are they okay?
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>>9961367
But I like being in the grace of fluttershy and pinkie.

It's only depressing because it has to end.
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>>9961375
Put yourself into a coma and you can dream forever.
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>>9961351
OH

OH

WELL
UNF
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>>9961367
The one that ends with Walk the Dinosaur is better
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>>9961349
Is it so much to want this, but Pinkie Pie and in bed to snuggle non sexually?
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>>9961349
Me too, but I can't sleep till this insanity is over
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>>9961349
>tired
>not running off of auxiliary solar cells filled with the suns everlasting energy
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>>9961367
I know this is pasta but it just makes me wonder, what if there was a chemical that made you unable to sleep, what would happen if you were awake for that long?
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>>9961413
>Everlasting
>Implying the sun itself won't one day die out.
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>>9961413
>filled with the suns everlasting energy
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>>9961404
I can't imagine snuggling with Pinkie, she's just seems to hyper for that.
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>>9961432
Eventually the brain drops into microsleep if I remember right.

Before that is hallucination and general mental breakdown.
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>>9961432
There is a rare disease that make it impossible to go to sleep
>>9961437
I won't be alive for it's demise
>>9961438
Marx was here, Freud is a fag
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>>9961334
How many have you had anon? I know I've had a fair share.
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>>9961452
I've been at that point before, it's not fun. It's actually kind of scary.
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>>9961438
Freud
Calm down.

Not everyone who wants to fuck celestia has a mother-son complex
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>>9961413
what is the sun
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>>9961465
I bet it is.

That's why I don't want to experience it myself.
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>>9961463
Every night for the past month has been pony dreams.
Before then it was like once every week.
They're either cute,beautiful or depressing.

Lately they have been slipping into the depressing region.
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>>9961468

More like a mother-sun complex!
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>>9961480
It's what keeps plants alive silly *puff* *puff*
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>>9961480
its the big light bulb outside
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>>9961480
It's made of toots
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>>9961489
hehe
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>>9961480
The sun actually makes me more tired
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>>9961465
Hallucinations sure can be too. Especially sickness-induced ones.
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W-why are you awake
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>>9961497
That's... kind of accurate.
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>>9961437
>one day

>day
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>>9961489
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>>9961507
Because I lost control of my life a long time ago.
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>>9961507
It's 10 in the morning.
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>>9961507
good question
scoot over
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>>9961507
I just cant stop staring at you
Go back to sleep
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>>9960945
>>9960951

Here, have a cat pank drawing
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>>9961507
I haven't seen the sun since Monday.
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>>9961486
I hear ya, last one I had was about a month ago, dreamt I was in bed cuddling with what I thought was a pony really hard. About 30 minutes after that I started to wake up and realize it was just my pillow, and the tangled sheets simulating pone's arms. Boy I felt like shit.
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>>9961489
okay that was pretty good
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>>9961530
thank you, Jailbait
that was very thoughtful
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>>9961524
>You will never scootch into bed next to a sleeping pegasus
>one wing under the sheets, the other floating over where you entered
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>>9961530
Can I request version where her tail is normal?
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Well, time for bed.

2tired
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Ponies make me think about kissing.
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>>9961530
lewd
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>>9961554
I'll fix it tomorrow
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>>9961547
>she will never wrap you in her wings and pull you closer
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>>9961547
feels awful man

those wings would be so great
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>>9961556
>sleeping at night
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>>9961559
kissu~
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>>9961556
Rainbow Dash is always sleeping
Do you think she would be receptive to sleep sex
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>>9961562
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>>9961559
Ponies make me think about cuddling.
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>>9961564
>you will never experience the joys of a winghug
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>>9961530
O-oh my. Thank you.
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>>9961587
>you will never use your immense coltpenis to please the pretty princess who invited you to Canterlot
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>>9961538
I had something like that.
I think it was sleep paralysis except with ponies.
I was in my room and when I went to sleep I remember waking right back up, but I couldn't move.

Pinkie Pie came into my room, got up close to me and told me and said "everything's gonna be alright"

Woke up, she was gone.

I spent the better half of an hour crying.
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>>9961593
Why the fuck do you always have to ruin everything, asshole?
I swear it's the same guy every time.
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>>9961554
>>9961563
Nevermind here
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>>9961605
What exactly is he ruining?
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>>9961604
>sleep paralysis with ponies
>pony sitting on you and refuses to get off
>"Pinkie, please... I can't breathe..."
>"No, silly!"
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>>9961610
>gotta turn everything about dicks and fucking
hurrrr
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>>9961587
>you will never feel the warmth of her body
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>>9961613
>>9961605
>mfw fetishfags
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>>9961613
A-are you serious?
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>>9961618
Fuck off roogna.
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You know what I want? An episode where the big bad wins. Where he defeats the mane six. Where he laughs as they struggle to get up.
And then all Ponyville citizens to come and help. Some standing between the big bad and the mane six. Some helping them to get up. Them being courageous you know?
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>>9961609
This is a good thing
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>>9961604
Do you lucid dream?
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