>>9939099That's a cute twily
>you will never get lucky with Lucky
I don't mind SB posting his sugar picsBut you guys get too randy over extreme depictions of womenEspecially because a real girl that size would have flab and cellulite, not clean lines
Does this mean I get to urinate in Rarity's squishy butthole?
>>9939124trueI kind of want him to do more Twist though, but that's just because I love absurdly oversized tits on otherwise normally proportioned ladies
mlpg is full of disgusting people
SB IS A FAGGY ATTENTIONWHORE GENERAL
>>9939124>>9939132I wish he didn't draw the ugly ponies
>>9939124Yeah, and a real horse would be ugly as shit, what's your point?
>>9939134Like that dumbass who thinks I'm PurpleTinker?Yeah.
>>9939124I wish he would die like his depictions would IRL
>>9939124It's because someone has drawn exactly what I wanted to see.Someone drew me a banana pony todayCosmo drew me a Nurse SweetheartNobody drew me a HarshwhinnyIf anyone started going "huuuurrrrr go way tention fags" at them I would defend them too.
>hit up lactation tag looking to fap>blog post by a woman who miscarried being reminded of her loss by her milk coming inWell now I just feel bad.
Can we have some growing up Spike?I just read a story centered around him and I'd like more...Spike.
sharing is caring
>>9939158whoa there sugercubelittle edgy dont you think?
>>9939150Methinks the lady doth protest too much.and I use the term "lady" lightly
>>9939124I like her because she looks a lot like a girl I had a thing for in high school.
>>9939140Not SB but I do agree that the non-standard ponies (tall lanky ones as well as the short chubby ones, or slightlu buffer ones) are definitely more fun to draw.
>>9939137The shitposters just chose him as their new target.
>>9939150Are you not?You seem upset about it.
>>9939174>Sugarcube.A little Brony there, you think?
>>9939175>>9939180> Let me call this one Anon PurpleTinker, lel, trick them harrrrd.Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>9939172>Bump Bump Sugarlump-[INTENSE FART]
>>9939171It Takes a Village? That was a shitty fic.Also, grown up Spike makes me sad because all the ponies are died.
>>9939124I just wish we could go back to having drawfags who drew cute ponies instead of posting their weird fetish shit.
>>9939210>>9939211This fucking thread...
>>9939197[Enchilada Prices Skyrocket]
>>9939208But I like both cute ponies and weird fetish shitWhy do you hate freedom?
>>9939198>That was a shitty fic.Hey, I thought it was pretty good.He had to go and crush some of it's charm with the terrible epilogue though, of course. But I get this kind of sad happiness when I think about him living for millenia, after all his first friends die and he takes care of their children, and then their children's children.
>>9939208this.is that really so much to ask?
>>9939208But snips is already fat. Are the people who designed him for the show inserting their fetishes?
>>9939208Filthy fucking casual
>>9939224there are other sites for your weird fetish shit anonhave you considered that maybe not everyone here likes weird fetish shit?
>>9939229To go back in time and snatch a fleeting moment that you half-remember as innocent as true?Yeah, it is.
>>9939195so you're not?
40% is the highest you should ever let a partner get without telling her to manage her weight better
>>9939208>>9939229A lot of them don't even post their weird fetish shit here. I know I don't. And femsnips isn't really weird fetish shit. If a fat girl really bothers you that much then I just don't know what to tell you.
>>993924630 is perfect.Objectively.
>>9939246The 35% is sexy as fuck, but most girls that size aren't so tight and smooth looking.
>>9939208I just wish we could go back to having a thread that wouldn't be derailed by the smallest things and shitposting running wild.
>>9939237So where do you draw the line?Are you the kind that cries whenever anyone posts anything remotely smutty at all?Do you report people for posting humanizations because they're not strictly pony?Who died and made you god-emperor of MLPG?
Are there any pics of anon feeding a newborn foal?Anon human playing with anon pony?I can't draw
>>9939246>Time to impose bleak reality onto the fantasy of others!>>9939208Femsnips is just fat, not morbidly obese, just... fat. It's hardly WOW OMG FETISH material.
>>9939241I'd ask "what do you think," but naturally you'll say "LEL PURPLE TINKER CONFIRMED!"Christ on a bike, are you really this thick? You're really going to keep perpetuating the shitposting throughout all of MLPG? And why, because "lel I like to see the world burn"?God damn it the hiatus is hard enough without acting like high-bandwidth crap factories for fun.
>>9939226The concept has been with the fandom since S1.
>>9939269Then stop derailing and shitpostingidiot
>>9939270>you will never be god-emperor of MLPG;_;
>>9939124>Especially because a real girl that size would have flab and cellulite, not clean linesSpoilers for obvious reasons and don't click the link if you don't like chubBut this chick is pretty fantastichttp://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x20k14_ataproot_stunning-brunette-gainer-girl/1#video=xq20kk
>>9939208A lot of anons like weird fetish stuff. I enjoy SB's horsecocks, though I do find the balance has tipped towards more porn and anthro in his case. But whatever makes him happy.What if he spent a large part of 2012 feeling down, and barely drew porn. Now he seems happier. Just food for thought.
>>9939206Kindly fuck off back into the piss.
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>>9939282Go away, please.
>>9939208I draw what I feel like drawing, which changes from time to time.I've never been an exclusively clean artist though. Ever. Not even at the very beginning.
>>9939246Hmm. I have no idea what percentage my land-whale girlfriend is at.She's on a new diet. We'll see how long it (and we) last(s).
Can someone post Oreo pone?
>>9939289alright here I goim closing the threadopening /mlp/i am now gone
>>9939273This is the closest I have.
>>9939264>>9939293I know rightHot
>>9939270look at who's agreeing with you>>9939282NEED I SAY MORE?
>>9939278Well actually I'd say 'It's a yes or no question. Why exactly do you not want to answer it?'And then I'd just spend the rest of the thread explaining to you that you're trolling.Are we done here, Tinker?
I want to use Twilights plump rump as a pillow
>GUYS WHY ARE YOU GETTING MAD AT SB!?>ALL HE IS DOING IS DRAWING ANTHRO.>YOU LIKE FAT ANTHRO THINGS, RIGHT?>YOU LIKE IT WHEN ROSS GETS HATED ON SO YOU CAN PLAY ALONG BUT YOU WANT HIM TO POST AGAIN.
>>9939310but you're siding with the ponychan/nazi style of overmoderationwe can both play that awful game and I would rather we didn't
>>9939280Yes, I realize that. Come on, anonymous. But when you just step back and think about it, it just kind of hits you.
>>9939246>mfw anything from 30 to 50+that's a pretty unflattering pic for 50%there's some great looking women at that size
>>9939319Really? Because I want to give it a firm spank.
You shall never escape the spaghetti!
>>9939313> are we done here?If I tell you 'no' which is the truth, we're done here, unless you and your faglord logic decide it's more fun to keep crapping up the thread with increasing flights of fancy, painting me as a PurpleTinker supporter, a PurpleTinker White night, a PT Cruiser on a one-way street to tripfaggot town.> explaining to you that you're trollingYes, because the concern troll shit isn't tiring enough already.
>>9939310>HURR IT'S 4CHAN, THE LAND OF THE HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY!>IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, GET OUT OF /b/!
>>9939246What body type does your favorite pone have?
>>9939313>Are we done here, Tinker?You have achieved maximum trollface. Turn back now.
>>9939328There are only 2 women who can look good at that size.Which is to say, if you got two women who were accumulatively that big, that is the only way that size can look good.
>>9939319While you both sleep? What if she toots?
>>9939321There's quite a pronoucned difference between SB's femsnips and Ross's mountains of cellulite. And people here in general seem to like a bit of chub.
>>9939324and you're siding with what, the fart fags? scat?
>>9939324I would rather the children who feel the posts here are harmful go fuck off with PT into Ponychan where they belong.
>>9939356whatever floats your boat, manI'm just partial to big boats
Would you marry your fave pone if given the opportunity?I would.
>>9939313>Are we done here, Tinker?>all those people I don't like must be all the same personI want /b/ to leave.
>>9939357I concur, but I must admit my good sir, I quite enjoy Twilight Sparkles rump-gas.
>>9939301This is an adorable doodle. One day, I'll draw horsedongs as good as you.
>>9939301I told you not to reply, now look what happened.
>>9939350I don't really care, to be honest. I like her skinny or chubby, human or horse.
>>9939360I'm siding with the "post ponies and ignore what you don't like" sideand if those ponies happen to get into weird, fetishy situations, that's fine with meI just wish people would choose to not respond to things they hate instead of getting riled up and ruining threads
>>9939301ThisSeriously, we can draw whatever we want, and it's painfully hypocritical to get upset at /co/ and rationalize that our thread was one of 150 when here you are bitching about one post you can scroll past in a thread that goes up to 1,000 posts on average. If that's such an issue for anyone reading this, learn to draw.
>>9939368No, I want kids and a bed that doesn't reek of horse shit and oats.
>>9939336You're welcome, Mr. HanksShe's a favorite of mine and I recommend those vids to anyone that likes chub
>>9939358There are two ways to draw fat. Blob-style with loose skin that looks like a fleshy sack, which is arguably more realistic. And exaggerated roundness, with taut skin and an emphasis on smooth curves.
>>9939301this is both cute and hilariousI enjoy this picture
Talk pony to me.
>>9939350Fluttershy and Twilight would be 30%Dash and AJ would be 15%Rarity would be 20%Pinkie would be 35%
>>9939368Yes yes yes one hundred times yes.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>9939412> I want to marry the most categorically untrustworthy and flakiest pony in the land, next to DerpyPlease commit Heroku.
>>9939288>spent a large part of 2012 feeling downAt least he showed improvement during that time. Now he's just another furry smut artist.
>>9939350As a human?I really can't decide. I think she looks cute chubby, the way some draw her. I also think she looks cute skinnier the way others draw her.I tend to make her sort of average, around 30%.It's the pink one.
I used to be a marathon runner like you, but then I took a bomb to the knee.
>>9939345>>9939355>>9939372Only Purple Tinker reacts this vehemently to...well, anything. At this point I'm just fascinated with how apparently multiple people are so invested in whether or not they're Purple Tinker.I mean, am I being bamboozled or do you just not understand what several of the words you've been using mean?
>>9939412http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM>I touch myself
>>9939423>commit HerokuToo soon, man...Too soon...
>>9939424You are a moron. He had all his improvement in 2011 and was upset in 2012 in no small way because of his lack of/very slow improvement.And, again, he's always drawn furry stuff and "smut".
>>9939403I'd have pinned Twilight more as a 25%
>>9939432I think most of us just want you to sit down and shut up.
>>9939326>listening to thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzcOcBb_ms>imagining Spike having witness and be there for all his old friends as they die off one by onewhy can't i hold all this sadness
which pon should I make into an otter?
>>9939432You are mean.
>>9939387he can draw whatever he wants but he doesnt have to post it here. there is a reason anthro is against the rules. most people dont want to see it.
>>9939390>implying you wouldn't have magical centaur babbies because magic.
>>9939432> all these people I don't like are the same personPretty certain that's a mental disorder.
Alright, Dark Souls stram in like 10 or 15 minutes. Mic or no?
>>9939454Most of the comments are positive.
>>9939387Look, I hate SB's gigantor sized hoersdicks more than anything on this earth. But you'll never see me shitpost or cry my eyes out about it. I just wait for his post to get the 10 replies its gonna get and then I post Red Ribbon or whatever to get some other discussion going. I don't see how someone can seriously say that SB or anyone that draws any type of fetish is "ruining the General".Just scroll past anything you don't like.
>>9939459I don't sire half-breeds.
>>9939368>Being a caring father to a colt>Being a loving husband to fluttershy>We live comfy lives>Grow old together>it will never happen
>>9939301>I don't like to start the shitposting.>But I will start it anyways!Do you honestly think you are changing anything?
>>9939422>You marry Dash>She does this every time you comes home
>>9939442>BookwormPossible but I doubt itI think she'd like to tread the upper edge of healthy weight
>>9939443And yet you're trying to claim that you're not Purple Tinker>>9939460No, that's called anonymous posters on the internet.Seriously, what's going on here? This isn't trolling, this is just pointlessness. Why do you think you're doing this?
>>9939475Enough with the sarcastic greentext.
Granny Smith >>9939448
>>9939483>Sarcastic.>Implying he isn't stroking his dick at the extra attention he is craving by posting.
>>9939477>This is what she does when you get mad at her for any reason
>>9939465the fat fetish freaks are the loudest so that doesnt mean shit.i just quietly reported without commenting
COME ON GUYS PONY HARDER!
>>9939493Enough with the sarcastic greentext.Just state things outright.
>>9939477Would you have a poly amorous relationship with Fluttershy and Dash if Fluttershy revealed she was in love with you both?
>>9939496this is the correct course of action to take
>>9939494...I'll allow it.
>>9939496Except for just now, when you commented.
I would say that, at the very least, 60% of our drawfags enjoy fat anthro girls at least to some degree.
>>9939501It's funny when you post the same thing over and over, Anon...People tend to think you are insane if you expect a different result from it.
>>9939493I think most contributors are happy for any feedback, but don't necessarily get off from posting things to get a rise out of you.That happened to me like once. Never again.
Is it safe to come out now?
>>9939516i'm into chub too.but i can't draw ityet
>>9939481> it's just pointlessnessThe best shitposting really is, isn't it, sport?>>9938989>>9939024>>9939114>>9939180>>9939432>>9939313>>9939241>>9939195>>9939175
>>9939537I dont know
>>9939537Rainbow Dash, we all know you're gayyou don't have to make a big deal about 'coming out'no one cares
>>9939537It is never safe.
>>9939537No, Kraut. Stay ded.
When is the last time you watched an episode of MLP in it's entirety?
>>9939541Why the hell do you KEEP REPLYING TO HIM if you're not Purple Tinker?
>>9939516Actually, MLPG has given me an appreciation for chub. But I don't like fat, and anthro leaves me indifferent.
Where do you reside, MLPGers?Texas here, anon that has had sleepless nights for two weeks due to some "rough patches"oh god i just want someone to talk to
>>9939541>insult someone who ostensibly isn't here>get attacked viciously for itYou are Purple Tinker. Maybe not physically, but you have taken on his identity.Deal with it.
You niggers don't like fat, that's just fine. There's other stuff.I for one would lavish a heavily-muscled Dash with affection.
>>9939568soc pls go
>>9939529PT and SB sure seemed to.one got a little thrill from her ERP Anons and the other got his little army of shitposters he uses to draw more attention to himself.
>>9939481> prove you're not PurpleTinker!On an anonymous board, 'no' should do it, but I guess you're too fucking thick to take me at my word here:>>9939345Are we done, or do you want to keep pot-stirring non-pony fans of the fandom shit as well as you can?
>>9939568I'll talk to youtexas here too
>>9939553>implying Kraut would ever capitaliseEven as Tofu he didn't. Which akes me think he kind of wanted to be told off
>>9939568holy shit it's 4:35 AMLong Island, NY
>>9939577You're also a zombie Tinker.
>>9939559>implying I'm the AnonIt's the hiatus and it's only getting worse. Calling each other "PurpleTinker" is the new "piss."
>>9939568The garden state.
>>9939576>You will never convince Sad Sack to cum in your face
>>99395562 days ago actuallyFall Weather FriendsReminded me why I love new Dash more than old Dash
>>9939568NE Pennsylvania here.
>>9939568Polar glacier, otherwise known as Minnesota.Right at the tip of lake superior.
>>9939556Two days ago.Sleeplessness in PonyvilleWonderbolt Academy
I'M PURPLE TINKER
Are there any horrific blog posts by high-profile bronies that I could illustrate to a humorous effect?
>>9939599It's a cruel fate anon. But maybe one day, if we ever get to be friends
>>9939592> zombie TinkerI think the phrase you're reaching for is "easily trolled." I haven't called a conference 'structurally transphobic' or decided my legacy's been pissed on by someone extending sympathies to victims of a national tragedy in casually religious terms on Twitter.That is a whole different class of Under-dark creature.
>>9939584you think so?
how do I otter?
>>9939611Why is she so wired?And why is her cutie mark on her inner thigh?
>>9939626draw this pony getting pissed off because a pony is praying near her
>>9939626If you give me a minute to get brone famous i'll write you one
>>9939640>you will never otter
>>9939642because reasonsand coldand snow
>>9939646Go right ahead, I have time.Make it a retelling of something that happened from your perspective. That's easier to illustrate.
>>9939652i'm trying to learn to otter
>>9939583What's you're excuse for ponying at this time?>>9939611are you a polar bear
>>9939643> OC donut steel> augmented limb> "tinker" cutie markI have never been so full of rage
>>9939576You know, I really don't like negativity. I even left once due to not wanting to continue causing shitstorms by my mere presence. But in my time away I had friends keeping up with the threads, and the shitposting about me if anything got worse. It didn't go away just because I wasn't here.So no, I don't relish negative attention at all, but I can't stop it so whatever.Can we talk about ugly ponies now?
>>9939670>UglyI think that unicorn is cute
>>9939659>What's you're excuse for ponying at this time?I fucked up my sleeping timesnow I can pony at night
>>9939670That is a very cute pony that I would kiss.
>>9939670no, I want to talk about pretty ponies
>>9939670>anon gets mad at someone being here>that person leaves>still have to hear about how terrible they were and how they are glad they finally left
>>9939635No, you just like to leap to the defense of Under-dark creatures as if you've been physically wounded by the use of the word 'jerk'Or maybe it was the other guy that did that. I can't know.I dunno, good job wasting a considerable chunk of the bump limit for no reason. I bet Tinker will totally have sex with you now.
>>9939670>Ugly.Only thing I can see as ugly is your post.>BAWW I DON'T WANT ATTENTION, ESPECIALLY NEGATIVE ATTENTION>LET ME RESPOND TO IT ANYWAYS!>FEEL SORRY FOR ME BECAUSE I AM BEING HATED ON, GUYS!
>>9939494>Dash you ate the last slice of cold pizza, I was saving that for lunch tomorro->"shhhhhh, no tears, brony, no tears">She puts on the googly eyes
>>9939659No, I am ice itself.Tremble in shivery fear before me.
>>9939689>>9939635One of you has to stop. I don't care which one. Just one of you please stop and then the other one will.
>>9939696HEYDO YOU LIKE SYNTHPOP?
>>9939675Does this mean you get 0pone during the day?
>Draw SamoaHere you go.
any requests or anything?
>>9939704Hey, you're getting better!
>>9939704Oh gosh she's so cute.She's a little zebra right? You should draw more of her.
>>9939708>erased forms and redrew them with fewer strokes because I figured that Anon who keeps reminding me I need to clean up my lines would be watching>he wasParanoia: Justified.
>>9939707Draw a pone getting her hair brushed by another pone who is in turn getting her hair brushed by a third pone
>>9939689>>9939635>lol i call you white knight trickt hardWhatever you think you're doing, stop. You have achieved unity with the potato and eaten up more bump limit than any /b/tard ever should.The both of you.
>>9939704>Samoabest equinebest cookie
>>9939704SO. FUCKING. CUTE.DRAW. ZEBRA. COP. NEXT.OR. DRAW. HOTBEEF. BALL FONDLING
>>9939704I like the little zebra
>>9939715darn, that's right.
>>9939556A year ago.
>>9939699> stop, you troll, just stop!But you don't understand, Mr. Tinker wants to continue this at great length. Boy howdy he does ever love this thread and the hiatus it's going through.
>>9939718That's despicable, anon. One should pony for at least 18 hours a day.Also, I'm saving that ponk because of reasons
>>9939728why did the general suddenly get so fucking fatwhat is going ondid ross become a sentient virus
>>9939733If you do it, make sure it has a lot of butt
>>9939556S3 finale. I usually watch pone only once.
>>9939728Hey face is not cute from that angle.
>>9939728I'm having a very hard time figuring out what's going on
>>9939721I honestly have no idea what your intention is. You seem extremely invested in this when there is no obvious reason why you should be.The one and only explanation is that you really are PT and don't want to give that fact away for some reason.Please, please explain it to me, I am desperately confused.
>>9939716She is, and I'd love to. Along with her other six troupemates.>>9939725Perhaps - tomorrow.Curse pls.
>>9939707>requestsTan pls draw a pony version of this. Preferably with ponies that look like plastic toys.
>>9939689Original Anon here.You intimated you didn't feel like being kind to someone because they sounded like a jerk. I extended you sound like a banana-oil schlicking Amazing Atheist but, on the even, that doesn't give me license to go out of my way to make fun of you.Based on this past thread, maybe I was wrong.>>9939749> the one and only explanationI guess it's okay to make fun of you for a stunted imagination.Now for fuck's sake, contribute to pony or leave.
>>9939704>Daring Do and the [Sunken?][...]>That skull...What is she reading?
>>9939748MT's request for my half of the trade was Mini Tuffs and Oreo pony (read: Triple Stuffed) eating pizza. MT is lying on Oreo's belly as she eats a slice
>>9939758>Original Anon here.the fuck are you doing?just drop itthis isn't debate class
>>9939744I don't understand. Who's face, what angle?
Dark Souls stream, if anyone's interested./lksgamesandshit
>>9939749>Please, please explain it to me, I am desperately confused.Anyone have a "this is bait" image handy, or do you just want to file Reports?
>>9939770>this isn't debate classYEAH WELL THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG
>>9939772>that imageMy feeling exactly
>>9939758PT doesn't sound like a jerk. He is a jerk. There's evidence.
Never thought I'd use this to parry even worse discussion, but here it goes.
>>9939759A cleaned-up, kid-friendly version of Renne Quest.
>>9939798Really, the most important part is plenty of water and physical activity
>>9939797He's a flamboyant idiot and takes joy in being an idiot.
>>9939739How do you mean?
>>9939739Sb and MT happened.Now fat ponies are a 'thing' now.Because they had to fuck up and copy Ross, and because they are "Good" drawfags, they got attention for it and ran with it.
>>9939783I love that lil fighting pose they go into
>>9939797Just like you asking time and again for someone to prove to you, for your own edification, that they aren't your personal Satan in no way serves as evidence you're a brat?This thread, I swear
>>9939806>>9939798I don't really think anything could help me. I masturbate around five times a day, my libido is overactive and I am compelled.
>>9939774>dark soulsWhen DaS2 comes out mlpg should band together.
>>9939807And uses other people's reputations to do so. That's why he's a jerk.
>>9939814I want to fight ponysoftly
>>9939812Are you even trying?
>>9939819Getting general aerobic exercise helps.
>>9939819>five times a dayhow do you do it?I just lose interested in all my porn and there's not nearly enough new content that suits my tastes
>>9939812>Ross invented fatHahaha, try harder Ross.
>>9939825I don't have too when the artist hand this shit over on a silver platter.They know exactly what they did and they are wallowing in it.
>>9939806> waterThis does remind me - I bought some AmazonMan from KT Botannicals. It's one of their "research" blends with no instructions on how to use them.Should I just add the powder to hot water, or ...?
>>9939829I probably just produce more of the necessary hormones than you do. Really a lot of this kind of thing is down to chemistry.
>>9939829I'm getting that feel, too. Not enough new porn that interests me...Maybe I should start drawing some.
>>9939830Envy was our first drawfag who regularly drew fat things.
>>9939834Is it really so fucking insane to imagine that some people like things that you do not? And that, in fact, quite a LOT of people do? Are you really so offended and disgusted by cartoon images on your computer monitor? Really?
>>9939812The first person to draw fat ponies for the general was Envy. And if anyone really made it recently popular it was LK
>>9939806>saved>probably won't get to use it for years... if ever
>>9939848I find fat ponies disgusting
I mean, at this point, all it will be is a butt shot with a cat tail instead of a pony tail and Felicia's hair instead of fluttershy's but if this is looking alright so far just let me know.
>>9939812I'm Ross and I think that this is a ridiculous explanation. Why does it even matter? It's here, it's been here, get used to it.
>>9939855start with Lecithin and Pygeumit's not like they're that expensive
>>9939857I can't believe you missed that guy's point so utterly. It's mind boggling.
>>9939859maybe you should have it turned a bit so you can see the rest of her, like twilight's
>>9939829> 5x a day discussionThere was a guy who tried entering my fraternity chapter who never showed up for the requisite weekly pledge meetings or what have you. At one point our pledge instructors (not the creepy fucks on Lifetime movies, just the guys that run the quizzes) went to his dorm room to check on him.I guess he'd been fapping nonstop for like two days (three-day weekend) and not bothered to call or respond to texts. He "had a problem" with near-constant masturbation and somehow we hadn't connected all the dots until this point.He didn't get blackballed, just never showed up again.Certainly Anon could handle 5x a day without it interrupting his daily life.
>>9939866Be forewarned - KT Botannicals is absolutely out of pygeum stock. You'll have to get it through Swanson or something. It may be super-cheap on Amazon, I'm not sure.
>>9939772>Hey guys what do you think of X episode and Y pony?>Yeah I--->You know who's responsible, right?>PurpleTinker>Yes, you see, purple tinker is responsible for all the problems in mlpg>He's right, look at these tumblr posts, stratified by the number of notes>This is all a result of poor self moderation. See if there were no restrictions on NSFW posting, our threads would greatly improved. Tex once said that (tl;dr)>ALL PRAISE IS DUE TO ISAAK, GLORIOUS AND MERCIFUL ISAAK>Contribute to the thread? I suppose you would also support Fan Fic writers and fetishfags>You retards really think that fanfiction is ruining mlp? You've been lied to. Support the revolution>As if Hasbro would relinquish their stranglehold over princess twilight! The Hasbrony lobby has been controlling FiM for decades>MLPG STRONG>BRING IT ON /piss/>HURR HURF DURF DURRRRR>implying your not purple tinker>DYEWTS>Boop>implying I'm not gonna make you a pet>implying implications which I did not imply>implying I give a fuck, brony>implying purple tinker>Hasbrohow did I do?
>>9939881So you are Purple Tinker. Interesting.
>>9939824>You'll never playfight with pone>They'll never put their all into it, only for their marshmallow hooves to bounce off you>You'll never hit them hard enough to bruise a human girl, their cartoon marshmallow body absorbing it without an issue>It will never devolve into sex 9 times out of 10
>>9939849>>9939830>What is reading.Apparently we need a lesson...>>9939739>why did the general suddenly get so fucking fat>Suddenly.Meaning it happened here quickly.Like it's a recent thing that happened.Because apparently the past few generals have been full of the said artists shitting the general with fat pics of anthros or some perversion of the fetish.You fucking idiots.
>>9939815I stopped caring whether or not you're PT before the end of the last thread. At this point I'm just baffled that you care so much to not just drop it?I mean if you are PT, great! I'd like to say some very mean things to you, but if you're not and you've spent this whole time going to great lengths to draw this conversation out for so long then I would sincerely advise you to go check out tumblr, they love this kind of shit over there.In any case, this entire exchange has lent some very solid credence to the elder shitposter theory. Maybe PT is one of them or pays them or something.
>>9939874the thing about twilight's is that I've done that pose SO many times before. I guess I just wanted to do something to challenge my shortcomings when it comes to foreshortening.
>>9939704>OCTaht's not a MLP character.
>>9939866While money is tight, it's not the cost I'm worried about it's the not having a woman to dump it in.
>>9939888Photoshop it in you dunce
>>9939728I can't tell what's going on or where the head is.
>>9939895what's your point?
>>9939889I'm not even him/her you dingus.
>>9939892>implying same Anon>againJust stop. We all want you to stop. Just fucking stop. Stop and end it, stop it now, stop trolling, stop leading them on, quit implying Purple Tinker.YOU ARE THIS POST.>>9939888
>>9939901am cumpoter retrarted
>this thread...Yeah, I think I'll go back toplaying PSO2.
>>9939904That's interesting, considering the elder poster theory.Tell me, why do you still care about whether or not you're Purple Tinker?>>9939892
I don't think PT's ego would allow it to drop its trip
>>9939892>Why not just drop it?Do you read the things you type or just mash your dick on the keyboard?
>>9939924I don't think PT is even aware mlpg exists.nor do I particularly care. Why are we discussing PT?
Sure is a lot of mad for a night thread.How about some blue horses?
>>9939895You're a sharp one, aren't you?Careful, you might puncture the hull of a battleship, leaving hundreds to drown at sea.
>>9939936>I don't think PT is even aware mlpg exists.Bullshit, it posted in the IRC long enough to get banned like five times.
>>9939879>I guess he'd been fapping nonstopI doubt that is possible, especially when comes to male subject. At some point after few times WITHOUT a break organ loses its the sensitivity and physical stimulation does nothing.So, it definitely weren't all day non-stop. He had to do breaks and big ones in order to produce enough cum. otherwise he would start to cum with blood (popular japan torture in middle-ages: geishas put chained male on some specific drugs that increases sensitivity and literally start to make him experience orgams and cum without any breaks until she starts to painfully cum with blood; legends says nobody was able to resist long).
>>9939892>I'm so disinterested I dragged on this conversation for two hoursI didn't know they made Users this dumb any more.
>>9939903>F:E>Not posting the best character from it.
>>9939946I guess "nonstop" is a bit of a stretch, but based on what I heard about his keyboard, it must have been a Herculean effort.
Is this one of those elder shitposters I've heard so much about?
>>9939958She is cute.
>>9939954>implying I care>implying I didn't just go digging through my OC folder for one that's immediately recognizable
>>9939960Yes. Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair.
>>9939960No, this is someone being driven mad by an elder shitposterry'Lech psul gan'ect eh Cthulu.
>>9939947What season would each pony prefer?Before or after the kid grows up to be RICK STUD-HANDSOME, MAD-MAX APOCALYPSE WORLD EXTRAORDINAIRE?
>>9939948>tfw no creative outlet to channel sadness into
>>9939958Rei pls draw libman pone's partner.
>>9939888>Tex once said that (tl;dr)He never makes posts longer than a few sentences though.
>>9939971>lol u PurpleTinker>elder shitposterNo. This is a dance of madness, though.
>>9939996How can she, now that PurpleTinker is here?
>>9939988that's the joke
>>9939988if you look at the /co/ DA group, you'll find that he write a lot
>>9939464>go away for a bit>come back for stram>already over
>>9939992I was referring to you actually, but whatever.Disseminate your lies, elder shitposter.
>>9940002And his pee smells like watermelon Naked Juice, the kind they discontinued a few years ago.
>>9939996WHY DID SHE ALWAYS SLEEP SO EARLY?WAKE THE FUCK UP, BACKGROUND HORSE
does this appease my little butt general?
>>9939980>>9939989I dunno what that means...
>>9940007> lol u PurpleTinkerAnonYOU have become the Elder Shitposter. You bear the sigil of the Maximal Overtroll, lord of all shitposts!
>>9940010>DIDFuck I mean does
>MLPG's shit contributors getting put in their place.>"IT MUST BE PT HERE FOR REVENGE!!1"
>>9939988That's not true.
>>9940011the butt seems like it's too big
>>9940028GO TO SLEEPYOU GOT PONY IN THE MOURNING
>>9940020You're good at it, I'll grant you that. Guess that's why you've been doing it for x years.
>>9939892>Come back from smoke break>This guy's still at itWhat part of "no" didn't you get?>>9939577At least we have Libman Pony, right?... RIGHT?
>>9940022Sarcastic greentext everywhere.
>>9940038those are cute poniesI wish they didn't sex
>>9940029never have I thought that I'd see the day that such a sentence was uttered from MLPG
>>9940036This shit is just getting sad.
>>9940028>Time for some good ol' Donkey lynchin!>Come on everyone!
>>9940003Sorry, my PC was running too hot. It's really hard to get good ventilation in the room. If it cools down soon I might start it up again.
>>9940044it's just one guy flinging shit, don't believe his lies
>>9940044You're right bigger
>>9940042>I called it sarcastic greentext again.>I am witty as fuck!
>>9940036And I guess that's why you persist on calling them PurpleTinker when clearly they're The Faceless Hate.Fucking smalltime.
>>9940053You're terrible. You sound like a petulant child.
>>9940048Why don't you get a proper fan and a proper case?I could play games for hours on max while streaming before my darling PC was destroyed in a flood.
>>9940057what kind of awful screencap is that
>>9940057How and why do you have that? Anon scrubbed out a better version like a week ago.
>>9940054>That P+ Asshole: Gay crippled transhumanist writefag.
>>9940057At first I thought they were just getting upset on Purple Tinker's behalf, but I see now their true faceOr, indeed, lack thereof.
>>9940054Oh boy...I'm wondering what dirt MLPG will find out about me, and whether there'll be even a pinch of truth in it.
>>9940054I have no defense against accusations of furriness, but I would like to state for the record that I am by no means homosexual and would not even hug a male pone other than Rumble.
>>9940054>Art-Anon: Over charges for commissionsYou forgot bland and fat faces.>Corwin>no "must investigate further"You disgust me.>Ross on there twice
>>9940067>You will never be popular enough to be on anon's shitlist
>>9940065Just getting in a shit-kicking argument because they can? That seems accurate.
>>9940054>deletedWe can't let them know that we know all this!
>>9940061>>9940063Sorry, misfired in the pony folder. Windows Basic settings means no image previews.
>>9940073I don't even know anymore. This is all very depressing.
>>9940060>proper fan and a proper caseI have both. My case is huge and it's got four fans in it. It's just that my room is that horrible for air circulation and it's the hottest room in the house. It's hard to cool things down once it gets hot.
>>9940076We love you too.
>>9940081I'm not PurpleTinker, but I cannot tell you if I'm an unwitting agent of The Faceless Hate or not.We all could be.
>>9940076lol who edited that pic
>>9940080>actively trying to get on the shitlistWhat the fuck
>>9940064>>That P+ Asshole: Gay crippled transhumanist writefag....who?
>>9940068>would not even hug a male pone other than RumbleGayest shit I've heard all week.
>>9940054I don't really know everyone on there, butI've known GG for a while and he's a pretty okay guy even though sometimes he takes jokes too far, but that's not that bad.Art-Anon's prices are decent for the amount of work he puts into an actual piece. Corwin's a cool dude even if he's kinda furry
I know I'm not helping by bringing attention to it, but why is MLPG so buttmad tonight?is the hiatus REALLY getting this bad THIS soon?
>>9940089Some faggot who liked getting off to the thought of Rarity getting her limbs lobbed off and replaced with shiny shiny robot replacements.
>>9940087I HAVE DREAMS, MAN!
>>9940085Nah it's just you.
>>9940094I just came in here and to me it looks like we are just as mad as always.
>>9940092You've drawn anthro pones too, though.
>>9940072No one escapes Phantom Anon's shit list!
>>9940092I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a shit if they're true or valid or not.Remember, when Anon has no reason to hate someone, they are perfectly fine with making one up and treating it as fact.
>>9940092Don't try to argue, that was a joke post.
>>9940068Do you lurk as anon or something? Or are you just up at odd hours?
>>9940094It was mostly two anons getting in a snarl over Purple Tinker. One thought it was funny to lead him on, the other either went for the bait or kept trying to shadow-box with the guy.Went on for ages.I'm sure it'll die down.
>>9940094It's just someone perpetuating it and other getting caught up in it
>>9940094It's a conspiracy man. /mlp/ is trying to destroy MLPG by causing internal strife.
>>9940094The ride is just beginning.All we need now is another HAPPENINGS and then another tumblr-tard making an obscene comment, infuriated undersexed and over-autist posters.
>>9940102That was the joke.
this thread doesn't have enough pone in it.
>>9940094MLPG is tumblr-level toxic bullshit these days
>>9940104I thought the same thing too.Has the word "Shit list" been used before Venture Bros? It seems to be an obvious phrase, but I can't think of it before it.
>>9940109even before that happened the thread was fairly awfulI hate it when I realize I've been browsing the internet for hours, keeping MLPG up despite nothing interesting happening
>>9940092>I've known GG for a while and he's a pretty okay guy even though sometimes he takes jokes too far, but that's not that bad.Awwww, but Pinkie turned out just fine, remember?>>9940108Both. I only use my trip when I post a draw or am fucking around like now.
>>9940116I wonder what it would feel like to have your horn sucked on.
>>9940109>I'm sure it'll die down.HahahaHehaha... And then, it'll be something else.
>>9940076Looks like something out of a lolicon doujin.
>>9940119Of course it has, it's an old phrase.
>>9940121Oh, I wasn't talking about the Pinkie thing. I've known him since around '07.
>>9940117>implying it wasn't always tumblr-level toxic bullshit
>>9940114> tumblr-tardBanana oil is a tumblr tard thing how?I thought making fun of Amazing Atheist was a general-boards shtick.
>>9940094All you need is a few bored hate-anons.
>One Anon shitposts to be funny.>Another Anon replies to it in jest.>They keep going, keeping the joking revelry going.>Meanwhile.>The spectators are frothing with rage at the spectacle before them.
>>9940117>MLPG is tumblr-level toxic bullshit these daysWhy in the fuck are you taking MLPG seriously?
>>9940137This is how I entertain myself.
>>9940114>over-autistI really wish the overuse of autism wouldn't rustle my jimmies like so, but it seems that a bunch of people don't even know what that means anymore.
>>9940092>I've known GG for a while and he's a pretty okay guyHe's been run off every board on 4chan, except this one. There's some bad blood, for sure. Bring him up on /co/ and he hate-anons come out of the wood-work.
>>9940144sentenal pls go
>>9940128That explains why he was so chummy with you when you turned up
>>9940146No, not this time. Stay away from me, demon!
>>9940092>even if he's kinda furryI don't think there's anyone who doubts that. Half that list was made up, but this is 100%.
>>9940144>Ulillillia will never post in MLPG
>>9940140>Why in the fuck are you taking MLPG seriously?>implying you won't take that place at least a bit seriously after spending a few months here
>>9940148He has hate-anons everywhere mostly because of the attention he brings. Not that they're "just jealous" but they keep squealing that "he's really not that good," etc. etc.As if we have better things to do, or many contributors for him to compete with any more. Christ. They really need to loosen up.
Who's the other GG zebra that isn't Ice pack? Hot something?
>>9940147You don't want to see what I'm drawing, anon. It's something verminous.>>9940157I'm really no more furry than most of the drawfags here, I think. I don't even have a Furaffinity account.
>>9940140>Excuse me, sir, you're shitting in on my carpet.>OH BOY HERE COME THE FUN POLICE!
>>9940169Go away... I'm waiting for the mailman, I can't have that right now
>>9940140lol i dont take anything fucking seriously why the hell do you think i still draw pastel horses with dicks jammed in them >>9940124even thats giving the artist too much credit
>>9940168Hot Beefand he's not really a GG zebra, he's an unauthorized knock-off/inversion
>>9940121CorwinDRAW BOXING PONIES
>>9940175>>Excuse me, sir, you're shitting in on my carpet.>>OH BOY HERE COME THE FUN POLICE!Someone fucking draw this comic.
>>9940148Honestly, I don't really see it. I wasn't around him for the /co/ stuff, but all the hate that cropped up on /tg/ over his quests seemed to be due to shit around him, not him in particular. Same thing with Player 1 on /v/.It's kinda like bullshit just follows him around.>>9940174If this is the case, I think I'm more furry than you.
>>9940174I made an inkbunny account just so I could follow someone's things (because tumblr resizes images).
>all this twilightI can't wait
>>9940185Do i yourself. Even if you can't draw it'll be enough with stick figures.
let's talk about why applejack is the absolute best pony.
>>9940122probably depends on if you think horns are made of bone, cartilage, or soft tissue.
>>9940174You strike me as really gay, or furry or sexually strange. You aparently look like a fat bulldyke. Guys who look like that are never straight. Either very gay or asexual.
>>9940174Too late, you're drawing ponies, so you're a furry. It's the rule.
>>9940198>Do i yourself. Even if you can't draw it'll be enough with stick figures.To really "sell it" you need the guy in the last panel to look really sarcastic and annoyed.
>>9940179Follow-up question: where would one find that one drawing with I think it's Pinkie holding a gun saying 'which do i shoot?!' with ice pack and hot beef?
>>9940195That Twilight kinda makes me wish I had an interest in plushies. I think I'm fine with my single Twilight figure, though.
>>9940186I like animal girls of various varieties, but I don't know... Furry places just sort of creep me out, not to be prejudiced.>>9940205Let's go with "sexually strange".And I'm really not as fat as I draw myself.Fuck, what am I talking about.
>>9940205damn those furfages yiff in hell gay firries
>>9940225I'm so happy she's back.
>>9940002>>9940028Tex, what's the status of this group? Are you going to keep it up?
>>9940214At least try.
>>9940216Cute! Now go do something you want to do or something
>>9940223Fuck, I know what you mean. I feel kinda bad that I have a FA seeing some of the notes I've gotten on what people want me to draw.
>>9940227Hops, you're drunk againYou need to lay off the cider, mister
>>9940204I should imagine it's cartilage or near- cartilage.
>>9940223>Let's go with "sexually strange".Mother fucking psychic. I was originally going to type, "very gay, sexually strange or asexual".
>>9940217That's an MT picture, it's tuffs holding the gunIt's not in the old MT dump that I've got so I have no idea where you could find it
>>9940239What constitutes "sexually strange", anon?
>>9940223>Let's go with "sexually strange". Louie: Corwin!? You said he was dead! Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
>>9940236nope i just hate everything i used to enjoywhat am i drawing tonight, mlpgmake it quick
What does pone measure on the Richter scale?
>>9940261STALLIONS FROTTING THEIR ENLARGED HORSEBONERS
>>9940237Hmm. So possibly the same level of sensitivity as the nose or the arch of the ear, which would mean it would depend heavily on the individual pone.truefax: I know a guy who blows his load if someone teases his ears.
>>9940261Cute ponies doing something completely innocent
>>9940254"Gay? I WISH!"
>>9940264>truefax: I know a guy who blows his load if someone teases his ears.Huh. That's new.
Does Twilight count as a stallion?
This is a stick-up!H-hands in the air!
>>9940273It's like how some women go nuts for nipple-play, while others are meh about it.
>>9940263Sure do this. I need a picture like this for reference
>>9940217>He doesn't have MT's file.
>>9940279Only if Celestia, Luna, and Cadance do.Does that help them stack?
>>9940279That depends. Has she beefed a spell lately?
>>9940043fuck off markerknight
>>9940289It's not in the one that I've got
>>9940279no and im not drawing any fucking rule63 shitwhat are some good stallions what ones need more love
>>9940269All I can say is, from the small snippets we've been able to squeeze out of you, regarding certain proclivities, you do seem like a pretty serious creep under the surface.
>>9940299Big Mac. Braeburn. Caramel.
>>9940299Snips and Snails.doooooo iiiiiiiiit.
>>9940296>porn requests I have averted: IIII>cute ponies that have huged me in exchange:
>>9940299Royal Guards>>9940303>>9940304you two should be ashamed of yourselves
>>9940299>what are some good stallions what ones need more lovePokey, Caramel, Mr Cake
>>9940314>CaramelDo Caramel and Big Caramel
>>9940302That's why I tried to keep this shit under wraps for so long, but it's all come crashing down at once.
>>9940296>YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE WE CAN MAKE YOUR PRECIOUS OC'S INTO PORN!>AT ANY TIME>WE CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW!>JUST WAIT.>WE COULD HAVE DONE IT JUST NOW!
>>9940325>I ship myself with a ship
>>9940325>no one will never make porn of your OC without your consent
>>9940321So you're into being crushed by fat women?Interesting.
>>9940320>Caramel and Big Caramel
>>9940304ive never drawn snips before and i cant remember if ive drawn snails or notpokey rules though hope you guys like pierced horse dicksgimme more
>>9940340Red HickoryRed HickoryRed Hickory
>>9940321Tell me more...
>>9940340Caramel, Winged Caramel, Doctor Caramel and Big CaramelLady Caramel too if you're feeling saucy
>>9940334How's that a good thing. It doesn't really make any difference.
>>9940341> implying you're notDon't be coy, Corwin, it's okay to like chubettes.
>>9940340Stop reading this and start fucking drawing.
>>9940340>ive never drawn snips before and i cant remember if ive drawn snails or notConsider putting that one on the back burner then.
>>9940344I have came to this picture multiple times.
>>9940341When did you stop beating your wife?serioustalk: Your art's neat and I don't give a shit what turns your crank as long as you don't wave it in my face.
>>9940346Why is he a pony?
>>9940357why aren't you a pony?
>>9940353Shame there's no good porn of him
>>9940360That's a good question, why aren't I a pony?
>>9940223>And I'm really not as fat as I draw myself.But you mention on your tumblr people keep thinking you're a girl. So I'm imagining this kind of effeminite man who's a little pudgy.
>>9940353how about this onehttp://i.imgur.com/v5K3IUN.png
>>9940366yes exactly, that's my fetishI want to be art raped
>>9940349I don't mind chubettes, but not too large and not crushing me.>>9940346No.>>9940355I will do my best to keep my crank to myself.>>9940365I really don't know what the deal is with that. It only started in the last month and a half and never before that. I've got a jewy nose and a strong chin and I'd make a terrible girl.THAT IS ENOUGH NONSENSE FOR ONE NIGHT.
>>9940340>gimme moreHops pls. Draw Libman pone and her partner, the white stallion pegasus.Ball sucking.Draw it.Pls.
>>9940334I wish someone would draw my OC with a huge dick so I don't have to.
>>9940375Post your OC.
>>9940376here's a creepy final thought for you: someone, somewhere, probably thinks of you as their husbando
>>9940340hot beef ball fondling
>>9940386That's not creepy, that's just sad.
>>9940383SB pls.You did draw your OCs with big dicks. Except Sad Sack, I suppose
>>9940371>I recognize that cock!.png
>>9940385okayshe's the one on the right
>>9940396>Sad Sack makes Snails look modest
Why is mlpg so big on balls lately?
>>9940402Crop tool pls...What would you want her to be doing?
Shit, metal snips snip more then metal, who the hell said they didn't remove fingers?!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22195495>Huge as fuck explositon at plant on 20th anniversary of the waco seige>Move along, nothing to see hereWAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>9940410No idea, but the main topic seems to be either balls or fat girls.I wish we'd go back to Chrysalis fetish shit, that was way more fun
>>9940410Be honest, anon. Wouldn't you want to be blindfolded and given a ball-tasting test featuring all of Ponyville's stallions?And wouldn't it feel so good to ace the test?
>>9940408I think it'd be funnier if Sad Sack was just average. But he fantasizes about being extra large
>>9940423ohuhI have no ideageneral slutty mare activities I guesssucking off a stallion maybe?Also, she's supposed to be a pegasus, I just noticed mocha forgot the wings
>>9940427Those traffic lights make the smoke cloud look like a face with a big, floopy hat.
>>9940429I miss cute pony discussion but... there's nothing to discuss anymore. We agreed that cute pony is cute and there's no new episodes for now.Eventually there's just shitposting about best pony but it's not the same...
>>9940434>that's why he's friends with Creampuff>he wants his plus size D
>>9940429>You will never betray your love of Pinkie Pie in exchange for slavery to Chrysalis.>YOu will never trick Pinkie into becoming the queen's loyal slave along you.>You will never have a mindbroken threesome with bughorse and panka.
>>9940435oh god damn it. now I have OC porn in my head.and I like it.
>>9940424METAL SNIPS!?The correct term is Tin SnipsOr just Snips
>>9940446Ponka is my least favourite pone though. of the main six
>>9940410I blame that pic Braeburned did.You know the one.
>>9940438>Those traffic lights make the smoke cloud look like a face with a big, floopy hat.
>>9940452oh, here's a good oneShe's after Hot Beef's huge zebradong and she's not getting the hint that he's full homo
>>9940427it registered as a magnitude 2.1 earthquake. shit was huge.>tfw you've slept through bigger
>>9940459WELL THEN WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE MAINSIX?WOULD YOU BETRAY HER AND THE BOTH OF YOU END UP AS CHRYSALISISISISIS'SSIS SEX SLAVES?
>>9940443>Cream PuffHave you een seen that Snow Puff he sketched some time ago? That made Snails look modest.
>>9940456No need to get snippy with me...
>>9940465I was thinking more along the lines of a slutty mare charm school or something, where she's one of the faculty.
>>9940427The owners of the plant are IDIOTSI was at a seminar at my university about this 4 years ago. There are 6 similar incidents where the owners of these fertilizer plants completely neglect the fact that mass accumulation of this shit will explode like a fucking atomic bomb.This weren't even the first, nor the most violent time this shit has happened. But it could easily have been avoided and the dangers were well known.But I guess profit comes first, safety for those innocent firemen later.
>>9940474I don't want to betray her... can't I just get captured by Chrysalis and be corrupted by unspeakable practices without backstabbing someone?
>>9940466I dunno, an OC of your choice, I guess?Sad Sack, Cream Puff or Hot Beef sound like great examples>>9940481oh fuck that's perfectforget what I said, do that
>>9940446why would I want to do that to pinkie?
>>9940486Anon, we've explained this:If we imposed safety regulations on businesses, we'd be no better than the dirty reds. All the workers who died in the explosion would be proud to know that our nation's time-tested ideals were upheld.
>>9940492I'll just bet she lures in unsuspecting stallions for in-class demonstrations.
>>9940490But you'll be corrupted and hypnotized into doing it after your induction.Go ahead, who's the lucky mare?
>>9940486I laughed the case where they decided to loosen up a huge pile of fertilizer with dynamite because it was clumped together
>>9940497I don't think you were around here when the Season two finale aired.A lot of Pinkiefags gave her up for Chrysalis. I don't know why it was mostly pinkiefags, but there was more than one greentext about betraying her.
>>9940507Twilight. Corrupt the new princess, get your hoof in the door to infiltrate Canterlot.
>>9940502And considering that this is Texas, they're even less likely to impose regulations.
>>9940514That's just horrible.
>>9940507Poor Dash, she never asked for this...
>>9940491>you will never be the leader of a horse-worshipping cult>you will never amass a small army or whatever the fuck it is that happened at Waco>i was 3 years old at the time, give me a break!
YOU'LL NEVER LET HER GO, WHY WON'T YOU LET HER GO?
>>9940517>>9940521You people sicken me. She loved you, dammit.
>>9940523>horse-worshipping cultSolism, anonwe worship the sun
>>9940519Yeah I know right? Pinkie really is that awful.
>>9940492I'd rather not draw unsolicited OC porn again, actually, but I'll just put in a generic pony which we can substitute once a suitable partner has been found
>>9940518>>9940502But...but...government regulations are job-killing nanny-state socialism! Job creators can be counted on to police themselves! Haven't you re-read Atlas Shrugged lately?
>>9940530Hey man, I'm hypnotized, I can't be hold accountable for what I do anymore
>>9940519>Impling you could resist her charms.After a day in the hive you'd be begging to deliver Pinkie yourself.
>>9940533Based sun god
>>9940530She still does. It's just...different now. And it's not always me there with her.
>>9940533>Not being a classical paganThe Gaia, Chaos, Uranus and Helios deserve far more worship than Abrahamic god
>>9940533Solism was actually brought up a bunch of times on /pol/ lately, I'm wondering if those threads were from horsefuckers
>tfw hypno/corruption fetish>tfw lovey dovey feels for pink horseSee, this is my dilemma. My heart is at odds with my dick, as usual.
>>9940544I'd sooner kill myself than give over someone I love.But that won't be necessary in this case, because evil cannot stand against a just heart.
>>9940556If only you could fuck your heart...
>>9940559Is it bad that I'd still totally that horse?
>>9940561>implyingYou'd snap like a twig
>>9940561Are you implying that Silver Surfer had an unjust heart because he fell to Chrysalis's spell?
>>9940543YOUR STARE WAS HOLDING, RIPPED JEANS, SKIN WAS SHOWING. HOT NIGHT WIND WAS BLOWING, WHERE YOU THINK YOURE GOING BABY
>>9940550>He doesn't worship the sun.
>>9940569Yeah she's really hot
>>9940535Most appropriate would probably be this guy, but I have no idea how to get in contact with him or if he even posts anymore
>>9940559The thing that kikes, sand niggers and holy rollers call god
>>9940569Nope>>9940581what about a pretty horse princess instead
>you will never have an OC for people to draw porn of
>>9940573She really is beautiful.
>>9940578is that a painting?
>>9940578>Not wanting a personification of the sun>>9940587We can call her Helios
>>9940588here's what you dogo here: http://colorschemedesigner.com/ and pick out some colors that don't look godawful togetherthen go to the DA pony generator and pick a hair style to make a proper referencethen pester/commission artfags until you get someone that bites and arts your pony
Your waifu now has a diaper fetish. She wishes you to treat her like a baby during intimate times.How do you proceed?
>>9940598>you will never be that good at art
>>9940607welp time to find a new waifu
>>9940588I still want to make one, but everytime I sit down to draw it something else happens
>>9940607>no waifuTHIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY.
>>9940573>Evil kidnaps someone, turns them into a bug-like being.>Person escapes before brainwashing sets in, vowing to put an end to the menace using the very powers they gave him.Sounds like classic Kamen Rider to me. Chrysalis/Shocker doesn't stand a chance.
>>9940598Looks like a painting that's been doctored to insert Carlin's mugshot.
>>9940607it's a good thing I don't have a waifu so I would be comfortable in bailing
>>9940607I would do it for her.I admit that I'd probably come to like it. It always ends up happening.
>>9940607I'm pretty sure my waifu wouldn't force something like that on me when she knows how uncomfortable it would make me feel.
>>9940617Turns out Pinkie was already a bug in disguise.Jokes on you.
>>9940629If Pinkie wanted to turn me into a bug, I'd do it. I'd do just about anything Pinkie asked me to.
>>9940629Turns out that was just a decoy Pinkie, and the real Pinkie is okay.I get her out and we live happily ever after the end.
>>9940629>everyone in ponyville was actually a changeling all along>chrysalis capturing him was just a test to find out if he could accept their true nature>he failed the test horribly
>>9940613Yeah, I think making an OC will be decisive in whether I stay, or burn all bridges and come bck as someone else
>>9940588>Have several.>Porn of them:>0
>>9940612She cries and cries and never forgets you.>>9940622Her fetish ends up going out of control, but you continue to indulge her. Eventually she is living as a baby 100% of the time and you have lost the will to fight.>>9940624She understands, but remembers this in case you ever ask to try one of your fetishes.
>>9940633YOU SHOULD WEAR A SKIRT
>>9940642>>She understands, but remembers this in case you ever ask to try one of your fetishes.>no more consensual sex in the missionary position
>>9940633You know, I WOULD agree with you, but then I think that Pinkie would want me to free her from Chrysalis's spell, even if she didn't realize it in her corrupted state of mind.
>>9940639>also have an OC>porn to date: 0am I winning or losing hereI can't tell
>>9940642>She brings back diapers when I want to put some glasses on her.THAT BITCH!SHE USES THEM WHEN SHE MAKES DRESSES!
>>9940654you're tiedwhich is even worse
>>9940654Depends, have you non-porn pictures of it drawn by other artists?
What if your favorite pony had more than one cock?
>>9940672One replacing her clitoris, two replacing her nipples, and one replacing her tongue?Yes please.
>>9940642>She cries and cries and never forgets you.Bitch should've been up-front about that shit once we got serious. There are only a scattered handful of dealbreakers for me, and that is one of them.
>>9940660I have a few, some from high profile artists.
>>9940642>She understands, but remembers this in case you ever ask to try one of your fetishes.Her loss, my fetish is seeing women totally losing their mind due to sexual pleasure
>replying to bait
>>9940667Then your OC is probably boring and you are losing
>>9940678Anthro or pone?
>>9940694SHE'S A GLITCH!
>>9940692are...are those from something Doug Winger drew?oh god am I trying to ID an artist by how they draw horsedicks
>>9940708if you're going with dicknipples you probably want anthroadding that feature to a pone seems like it would be cramming too much into the crotch area
>>9940713>not wanting more dicks in the crotch areaWow, are you a faggot or something?
>>9940713Yeah, I think so too.Anthro it is, then, I suppose.
>>9940713Well given the way horseclits work, she'll have one cock jutting out of her rear and two hanging down from her groin.
>>9940719>Getting all three dicks in your mouth at once.
>>9940719it's not a matter of personal preference, it's a matter of logistics>>9940723I didn't even think about that, good point
>>9940725Then where would the dicktongue go?
>>9940723>>9940725>>9940713I must say, I am more interested in that tongue.
>>9940720>she grinds her clitcock in and out of you as her tonguecock slides deep into your throat>her nipplecocks push into your nipples
>>9940713>cramming too much into the crotch areait can't be full enough. a hermaphrodite pony would have down from it's asshole a marecunt a ballsack and a big horsecock squeezed between crotchtits and another dick still wouldn't hurt too much.
>>9940740Sounds appealing to me.
>>9940740>she grinds both your back and belly>when she fucks you her other cock still rubs your bodycaptcha: tnSemen each
>>9940740Make it Derpy with a long stupid furry face and you've got a deal.
>>9940741Why did we have to go straight in to super-weird fetish discussionI'd much rather discuss more vanilla stuff, like being a tiny little mare in a pretty dress and having a busty human master to brush my mane and feed me milk
it's really really hard to keep coming back to contribute for mlpg. i wish it wasn't, but i think i am beginning to remember why i left after the first season and did not come back until half way through season 2. it is gettign increasingly hard to put up with the bullshit all the time but the toughest part is that i don't want to go. i have had some damn good times in mlpg but i am not sure if it can stand one more hiatus. yeah no one is keeping me here but damn if it don't feel like mr bone's wild ridehow do the other drawfags cope with it?
>>9940763That reminds me, I never uploaded my Abondonanza deliverymare Derpy RP anywhere...
I never liked nippledicksJust doesn't seem practicalYou could hide a toungecock and normal cockI want an abomination I can take home to mother
>>9940763>Mutant Derpy has several penises>they never point the same direction
wait who was pokey supposed to be frotting with i forget
>>9940775Snips and Snails.
>>9940766And stuff you inside her vagina?
>>9940771wait your what now
>>9940775This guy: >>9939989
>>9940771>Abondonanzado I even want to know
>>9940779ur a fony one, m8
>>9940770>how do the other drawfags cope with it?That's kinda hard to tell when I don't even know what "bullshit" you have to put up with.
>>9940772I love this pic.
>>9940791aw you luv me~
>>9940781maybe not that tinybut yeah, why not
>>9940772>hidden tonguecockoh man. mai fetishu.
>>9940771>AbondonanzaSB should give the same uniform to pizza delivering anthro sugar.
>>9940770The only reason I come here still is because no one cares about me anywhere else.
This is a horrifying general. Pls let it end.
>>9940793i was talking about the feeling of wanting to leave, but not wanting to at the same time
>>9940766>You'll never have a human mare to take care of you>They're so much softer than human stallions>But they're still big enough to smother you in a tight hug at night>And for you to curl up in their lap while they stroke your mane
>>9940770Do what Brae and SB do and draw tons of horsedicks
>>9940798Oh, I thought you meant like really tiny.But it would be nice to be a small sized mare too.
>>9940789There's quite a lot of smegma in it.
>>9940770I have nowhere else to go. Rubbing shoulders with other contributors here creates a superficial illusion of company.And also this>>9940803
>>9940806What the god damn hell are you talking about.
>>9940770i just admit to myself that i hate everything continue on out of spite
>>9940805You could start by not being such an indecisive ninny
>>9940796ohI'll pass, but thanks for the offer
>>9940814EEEEeeeeuuuuguggghghhghgha;sdfj;lapaoijf;asdDO IT ANYWAY!
AnonI have to toot super bad!
>>9940814you...you do know you're supposed to wash your dick, right?
>>9940800>Making out with kind of awkward, shy girl you just met at a bar>She's getting pretty into it>Suddenly!>half a foot of horse cock slides down your throat like a fucking taipan>Or that worm from PrometheusWhat do?
>>9940806>>9940816>What the god damn hell are you talking about.I have no idea what he's talking about either, but he should go on
>>9940826"I know, I just always get distracted before I can finish! Wanna do it for me?"
>>9940788>tfw no more LWA
>>9940827Hope that I get to be a pretty alien when it turns me.
so it's pokey and >>9939989is that itbecause they p much have the exact same hair
>>9940840Oooo, me too. Being a pretty alien would be cool.
>>9940834Sure, just let me get the pressure washer and a hazmat suit.
Come on, let's have that smeggy futa anthro derpy pizza rp log.
>>9940806Yes exactlyAnd they never have the right kind of pony food that you like, so they just let you nurse whenever you're hungrybut you also like the quiet noises they make while you're going to town on their nipple so you tend to overindulgebut that's OK because once you finally decide to stop they rub your belly
>>9940827Try not to gag while giving her a look of "Please, dear god, don't let me be dreaming."0 to bonertown USA in 0.02 seconds, by the way.
>>9940842C-Can you give that pony the wonderbolts trainee uniform? It makes no sense, but it's a canon bottomless outfit. Please~
>>9940843>stowaway on Noomi's ship while she escapes the planet>wait for her to well and truly let her guard down>she turns Michael Fassbender's head off so it's just her alone>finally reveal yourself, paralyzing her with fear>you're nose-to-nose now, she's saying her final prayers to herself and shivering uncontrollably>???>[lesbian, inter-species sex]
>>9940867Aliens corrupting and transforming humans in a sexual maner >>>>>>>> Aliens killing humans
>>9940867>>[lesbian, inter-species sex]my favourite kind of sex
>>9940811I don't know, mewball sized pony would obviously be best for cuddling but there's just something about a tiny little pony climbing all over a human that's 2cute2resist
>>9940871Bonus points if Spitfire and the rest of the Wonderbolts are watching to observe their formfor training purposes, of course
>>9940878>tiny prince bluebloodsThis is the worst kind of hell.
>>9940878I would like to be knee high to a human and the most cutest mare conceivable.
>>9940884I'm probably going to regret reading these, aren't I?
>sad panda has MS's pedo artPraise Jesus.
>>9940871T-Thank you, Dovne-senpai~
>>9940890No, it's never time for that
>>9940889That depends. Part two gets pretty weird.
>>9940878The better question is which is the most fuckable
>>9940884What the hell is a "garlic knot"?
>>9940900Wanna find out?
>>9940897If part 1 is what you consider normal, it looks like I'd better prepare my anus.
>>9940898The bigger the pone the more fuckable it is
>>9940903disturbing, dog-related imagery aside, that actually looks pretty delicious.
>Should be studying for big mid-semester test tomorrow>Instead I'm picking up other people's fetishes and writing greentext for itWowI'll do anything to not work