Yes, gentlemen. It's time for your Pink equine.Old equine: >>9923004
>>9927779I prefer yellow and blue.
>>9927779oh god i cant take it
>>9927779There's pink somewhere.
Despite coming here on and off for the last two years, I still don't understand how this manages to survive hiatus.
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>>9927779>pank threadsounds good to me
I haven't pony in a while... I kinda want cute pony before sleep.Which pony doing what?
>>9927779>Pinkie threadI was going to make one, but I thought better of it. It seems that you did not. For shame, anon.
>>9927832What's wrong, Rei?Don't you like Pinkie?
>>9927838In her mouth, right?
>>9927866Just come to bed anon.
>>9927870I'LL GET YOU
>>9927877no its the oppositei love pinkie
>>9927888No. Pony. NOW!
>>9927838In their mouths?
>>9927779Madame Pinkie is best.
>>9927853fuckin beat me to it
>>9927870I wish to be smothered in pegasi.
>>9927870You two are my double niggas
>>9927866Bed, you say?
>>9927912I want to smother in Pegasi.
>>9927862what's with the file name
>>9927831>>9927870These niggas know what they are talking about.
>>9927930i want to be smothered in a big feathery pile of pegasususes
>>9927939You mean..you don't see it? WHAT YOU SEEING IS HIDDEN AND WHEN THEY HIDE IT THEY DONT WANT NO ONE TO FIND IT FORBIDDEN
>>9927912I just want to be winghugged by Dash and Fluttershy at the same time. Is that so much to ask?
>>9927946I want to smother a big pile of pegasusy featherses.
Why aren't you working on those commissions?
>>9927940>>9927945>>9927946WOAH NELLYWhere did all the wingfags suddenly come from? I'm okay with this.
>>9927975[bass guitar riff]
>>9928003[character stares into camera]
So recently I found out about CR hating season 3 with a fiery passion, but can't find and solid examples for his hate of the episodes in particular.Did he give any specific reasons for his hatred, besides the finale, on why he hated it so?
>>9927966I know right?
>>9928015My little dashie. It's a literary masterpiece.
>>9927983>He samefags with several different computers.
What if equestria girls is like jersey shore?
>>9928042It'll kill the franchise.
>>9928042> like jersey shore?All of my Hate
>>9928027Fuck you the prose in Past Sins if of a quality unmatched in today's literature. Even the literature of old looks at it with envious eyes.
>>9928052We're not afraid of you!
>>9928058>Fuck you the prose in Past Sins if of a quality unmatched in today's literature.That's not how you spell Rarity's Generous Plan.
>>9928025oh god that gif no don't remind me why
>>9928027You're trying to trick me, aren't you
>>9928042It would be retarded...Now, if they made it like Life in the Dreamhouse...
>>9928068Nigga he clearly meant to spell On A Cross and Arrow.
>>9928036>>9928037Freedom intensifies mind
>>9927866>>9927888Yeah whatever... there sleepy pone is sleepy.YOU HAD ONE JOB MLPG
>>9928071He is.We all know what literary masterpiece in this fandom is!
>>9928042>What if MLP>like Jersey Shore>Uses Harry potter imageanon are you having the brain problems again?
>>9928076What I want to see if an obese American answering a phone going "Hello? Yes this is freedom." He has burger fat all over his face, a gun on the table in front of him, and an American flag tshirt.
>>9928033Guy from TGWTG. Did a review on my Luna Eclipsed was a stupid episode.
>>9928093Pony has cute chins.
>>9928087YesThe Taco wasn't invented in the USA, but it wasn't until the American institution: Taco Bell perfected it that it reached its peak
>>9928110She looks so sad
>>9928114Oh now I know what you mean.Is he even still relevant?
>>9928099>"Hey Steve, you free for tomorrow night?">"BITCH IM ALWAYS FREE, THIS IS AMERICA"[eagles screech][flags flap][south secedes]
>>9928093>mathematically proven to be shit
>>9928093I never read through that entire massive fucking story. But Bulletsponge is a pretty cute horse.
Would pony stay up all night to get lucky?
>>9928121>Taco Bell>Perfecting the taco>Hard Shell tacos at all
>>9928042>that pictureWe need more witch pone.
>>9928015Eternal was a pretty good read
>>9928015Cute?Caramel's Light is a good read but don't ever expect it to get finished.I miss Squeak.
>>9928139Are you sure it's not meican boogie?
>>9928164That's a great responsibility.
>>9928141>implying a soft-shell taco isn't a burrito>implying it's not clearly delineated by a picture on the menu
>>9928164>implying I draw porn
>>9928141Dooks pls, you wouldn't understandTaco Bell has more than just hard shell tacosThey've given us the perfect soft taco, the chalupa, the gordita and the pennacle of folded tortilla sandwiches: the Double Decker Taco Supremepls educate yourself before you wreck yourself
>>9928136>He still thinks the Fable of Bullet Lesbian is shit.i bet you never even understood the deep meaning behind it.All those bullets, she had to catch them all, man.And she was scared of dick, but she needed all those things forcing themselves into her.Also it had ponies in it or some shit.
>>9928171Why do I have so many pictures of pone sleeping?
>>9928179>not pleasing mankind with lewd pictures
>>9928179I don't draw porn either>implying I have great power
>>9928067FUCKINGNOW I NEED TACO BELLSerious, cool ranch tacos are amazing when drunk. I've already spent too much this week and I NEED THOSE TACOS.
>>9928186Sleeping pone can't say neigh.
>>9928117No. No gif. There is none.
>>9928184>Fallout EquestriaGo back to your fuck shit stack of a general.
WHAT?SOMEONE WANTS FANFICTION?I have some recommendations.
Populare sekret skype group pony faggots please go away.
>>9928210No you said it. You have to show me now.
>>9928135you forgot[jesus saves][guns salute]
>>9928213Yes, people do.
>>9928186Because sleeping pone is quite possibly when they're at their absolute cutest.
>>9928213>I didn't read the post, but I got mad anyways!
>>9928183>he hasn't tried neither empanadas, quesadillas, sopes, picadas or the pinaccle of tacos, tacos al pastorWhich pony would like mexican food the most?
>>9928183Let's not forget the God-Emperor of Mexican food, the Doritos Locos Tacos.You can even enjoy them on the go with Doritos Locos Tacos flavor Doritos.
>>9928227I need a better filename, I know.I don't want to spoil the punchline though.
>>9928224It's the one that makes him leery about Pinkie because he doesn't want to think it's possible for her to do something like that.
>>9928216Ok, what are these recommendations?
>>9928164Been there done that ran awayDeal is you have to draw something that interests you. It mostly would be fetish stuff unless you have hard on for missionary position aaand some people are not that fine with sharing their fantasies.
>>9928225Don't forget[Nascar burnout][soldiers invade]
>>9928225[Comstock makes flying city]
>>9928236tacos al pastor, made traditionally, do not pass FDA regulations.
>>9928236Twilight Sparkle, DYEWTS
>>9928076[gunshots, crowd firing into air whooping and hollering]
>>9928232it's so true
>>9928243STOP ITI AM NOT OKAY TO DRIVE AND I HAVE NO MONEY LEFT TO BRIBE ROOMMATES TO TAKE ME TO TACO BELL
>>9928245Oh man, what a baby.
>>9928216YES, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT FAGgive it to me, I want the F
>>9928183Twilight swearing in that innocent voice does things to my penis
>>9928236Rainbow DashHot n spicy, just like her
>>9928252[Comstock is murdered by his child before he is able to have his child which means she can't exist to kill him because he doesn't exist to have her so she can kill him]
>>9928270Why? I didn't even say anything retarded.
>>9928260[thunderous clapping starts to drown out all other noises]
>>9928245It's not the ACT it's just how it LOOKS I mean come on. Real horses are pretty disgusting and it didn't look that appealing.
>>9928294[zoom out to child staring at snowglobe]
>haha you came first that means tomorrow is taco night
>/pol/ has patrotic music in a sticky about the gun laws being thrown outhahaha
>>9928283>implying the Dash is not Cool Original flavour>"The colour of the packaging matches my coat!"
WHY ARE ALL THESE PONIES SLEEPINGSOME ONE WAKE THEM UP
>>9928236I have had all of those foodsThey are all enjoyableBut they just can't stand up to the might of the BellBesides, most of those are burritos, I haven't even mentioned the grilled stuffed burrito because of how hard it wrecks everything you listedThis is a taco discussion>>9928243Did you know that if you ask they will make you a double decker taco with a dortios shell wrapped in cheese and a soft taco?it's alrightbut I'm not a fan of dortios
>>9928294[Vince Mcmahon powerwalks down stage, themesong blasting while a huge fireball erupts behind him]
>>9928275You have to read it all.Once you click you cannot close it.http://derpy.me/ruA8S
This went to shit quickly
>Mfw first real storm of the season>MFW I get a huge art boner at the sounds of the storm.I'll attempt a quick request
>>9928340YOU MOTHER FUCKERIthout it was going to be porn
>>9928341It's over.It's all over.If it ends up happening it will be terrible.
>>9928341Technical limits make it impossible for pirated players to even access the server.
>>9928341>Pay4sticksThat's hilarious, people will probably just make boats and constantly crash them to get sticks.
>>9928341wasn't that just beta?
>>9928355Pony enjoying with Anon the sounds of a thunder storm
>>9928341That's worse than a screamer, you bastard.
>>9928246>>9928249Rorschach in Equestria, pretty good, loadsa funny moments. Incompletehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/8933/rorschach-in-equestriaArrow 18 Mission Logs, pretty damn cool, probing mission sent by humans find pones, has some sciency shit in it. Incomplete.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13616/arrow-18-mission-logs-lone-rangerIt takes a Village, focuses mainly around Spike and the main six. Still reading through it, but ultimately I've enjoyed it immensely.Completed.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6195/it-takes-a-villageBackground Pony, very fucking sad. Also very fucking long, prepare to sit down for a while.You will cry bitch tears.Completed.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19198/background-ponyAnd that's all I got for now, happy reading.
>>9928315>patriotic music>not knowing the national anthem of the USA
Everyone calm down and post the purplest pony!Picture related, she's purple.
>>9928341I wonder how long it would take to line the bottom of /mlp/ with TNT
>>9928363I am not a kind person.Porn would have brought enjoyment.
>>9928341>what is a jokeAlso they have enough paid accounts that the server is constantly full; pirate friendliness would come only after the server is expanded to accommodate all paying players.Shit's expensive, yo.
>>9928340>200kCan't be worse than a 130k shipfic with no romance. was still good though
>>9928387>Picture related, she's purple.
>>9928387I can't see anythingToo blurry
>>9928405You don't know what you're getting into.
>>9928372If I have the energy i'll do this one too
>>9928382>Brony OC.Get out.
>>9928427Or you could combine themAnon Fluttershy and Dash cuddling and enjoying a storm
>>9928382Th-thanks anon, I appreciate it
>>9928431What the fuck is even the point then?
>actually giving recommendations for fanfictionYou people make me fucking sick. then again, most here are likely americans so they're used to dealing with garbage
>>9928341>Just spent an hour tracking a player leaving a cobblestone and half chopped tree trail>Finally find his base, it's lit up like a christmas tree with torches and he's in full iron>Did under his base, steal a shit load of iron while he's up top and make armor>Kill himFucking love this gameCan't wait to play coordinated with the guys signed up for MLPG
>>9928424Shh Anon...Let him go into the abyss....
>>9928446No problem man.
>>9928433I still think it'd be neat if the Shadowbolts could become a real team.
>>9928457TNT still breaks protected blocks
>>9928468I'm kind of curious to try it toSee I'm going to do what that guy did but I'm going to have a bunch of booby traps
>>9928467we get ityou're not a fan of readingyou don't have to flip out every single time it's mentionedyou can just quietly ignore it, or even filter it if it's that much of an issue
>>9928457You need to blow open walls with TNT or climb over them.Also each board only starts with maybe 1/10 of their island claimed and they need to go out and claim the rest at the start.
>>9928468Where are the basic info to start anyway?
>>9928406I like every single purple pony in the show, they're all great.
>>9928487I should really draw the Shadowbolts. I've been meaning too, but I keep forgetting.
>>9928467Troll hard, anon.Troll hard or die trying.
>>9928293I was referring to the punchline of your .gif
>>9928502Be more specific.Like, to start minecraft, or to access the beta server?
>>9928502Check the sub
>>9928487I agreeLuna needs to get her shit together>>9928510do it do it do it do it do it do it
>>9928497Not when it's taking over the whole fucking threadIf you're going to talk about fanfiction you can do it outside
I love you, MLPG
>>9928424Now that you mention it>remember there was a shitstorm about some shitty OC named Nyx>read description>Nyx is mentioned
>>9928457A good idea would be allow pirates when the alpha is over, then give 1 or 2 days to build shit and prepare. Finally, the faction area protection is turned off and then you have a good fight with decent gear instead of smacking each other with wooden swords.
>>9928546The fuck is this?
>>9928510you should draw the Shadowbolt version of the Wonderbolts trainee outfit
>>9928542if you don't like it you can try to talk about something else
>>9928522Accessing beta as well as getting some info about server and rules but>>9928525ok thanks.
>>9928542Or, we can do it here and you can go fuck yourself. It's not like you're ever going to talk about the show so don't act like they're a bother.
>>9928558Nyx is the main character.ENJOY
>>9928574I'm unfing already.
>>9928542I DON'T LIKE THING
>>9928546>ableists are cis scum!>the ASCII derped eyesahahaha oh god that is too adorable
>>9928542Would you like some more recommendations, anon? Would you like to read some happy stories with cute ponies to lift your spirit?
>>9928563Faction block protection needs to stay on, otherwise your shit gets griefed as soon as you log off.Seriously, yesterday /v/ had sentries posted beneath our base watching for when there were fewer than four defenders. As soon as everyone went to bed they filled it with lava from their surface volcano.
>>9928601>NO I HATE READINGITS LIKE IM BACK IN SCHOOL
>>9928596That gif version is jumpy
>not knowing nyxoh newblood, you in for some shit now.
>>9928601Yes pleaseNEET, no movies, no vidya, might aswell read about tiny horses doing stuff
>>9928633pls nono nyxpls
>>9928487>>9928532And! And what if Luna could really use Rainbow Dash's help establishing them! And Rainbow Dash is torn because she's so close to becoming a Wonderbolt! And then things happen and there's a happy ending and a lesson and a show with Wonderbolts and Shadowbolts together and
>>9928620At least turn it off at peak hours.Invading shit without being able to destroy anything isn't fun.
>>9928633>Princess Luna (Wife of Celestiastopped reading there
>>9928633mane pls it's no longer releventequestria girls is the new horrible hotness
>>9928661>stoppd readingcasual as fucking hell
>>9928664Of courseBoth my favorite little filly and mare have the kickiest little legs on the show
>>9928657Just means you have to erect TNT-based siege engines on site. It makes invasions more of a commitment and requires more teamwork.
>>9928673Sorry, my tolerance level for brony insanity is very low when it comes to my favorite sunhorse
>>9928636What bothers me is half of them are incomplete, some of them going five or more months without even an update from the author to let us know he's still alive. Oh well, have this stupidly silly one. An...interesting idea. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/35758/over-the-edge-and-over-again
Is PT's legal name actually Purple Tinkler?
>>9928679kicky little sensitive legs
>>9928667>maneanon pls.dont you want to reminisce? remember all the tears?
>>9928705Sounds like a child molester.
>>9928587Let me guess, Nyx is the ridiculous run-of-the mill, nah othervise /co/ would not shudder by it's metion. This was something worse, like a superman prime, but OC
>>9928705no you fucking mongoloid. whose screen name is their legit name in real life ever?
>>9928706Dash just seems to be sensitive all over.
>>9928729I use my real name
>tfw can't link to Present Sins because Clopsort is dead
>>9928728You have to atleast read the first bit of it to understand who she is. Do it you fag.
>>9928729He uses it every time he appears in public.
>>9928711aren't you happy MLPG? you'll never be this autistic
>>9928728I told you, you clicked it, you have to read it.No stopping.And tell us about it.
>>9928771>alias = nameI'm sure anon.
>>9928760it's a shame there are literally zero search engines on the internetsomeone should get on thatI bet there's a huge market for that sort of thinghttp://obsessionismagic.blogspot.com/2011/10/present-sins.html
>>9928760I'm surprised nobody ever made a replacement site.
>>9928784part 2 for anyone that wants it
>>9928789Do you ever use your screen name when you make public appearances?
>>9928711>>9928804PonyGoggles seems like a real cunt
>>9928711>tfw will never be this autistic.
>>9928798Especially those delicate, lovely wings.
MLPG please tell me you didnt sign up for the silly minecraft thing. You're just going to make it seem like we're part of /mlp/!
>>9928808>make public appearancesI don't produce anything that should warant an appearance, but I'd probably open with my screen name, then properly introduce myself.
>>9928820Yes. Danger is what they were in.What do you....
>>9928820No, they were not in danger.They were not in a zone.They were not now nor will they have ever been in the danger zone.
>>9928826She looks so happy in that tiny moment before she gets wacked with that pursePoor Dash
>>9928816Well she WAS from australia.
>>9928396/v/ is just going to build superweapons and use them on /mlp/read; they will make an amphib landing and build SCAMPs.
>>9928760>Present SinsExcuse me for being slowpoke but What? a sequel to that shit?
>>9928816He seems exactly like one of us.
>>9928382psstyou got any sad pinkie pie? not pinkamena shit but just feely pink?
>>9928794>"You call that a butt? Now THIS is a butt!"
>>9928827and those sensitive little hooves
>>9928848what the fuck is a scamp?
>>9928849It's a parody of it, a porn parody.
>>9928842>implying she didn't enjoy it
>>9928831I'm playing for /an/
Never played Minecraft, no fucking clue what anyone is talking about.
>>9928843DON'T YOU FUCKING SAY IT!
>>9928864If you finish that sentence Lightning Dust I swear to God I will murder you dead
>>9928860Automatic lava/water machine that slowly building a giant stone mountain.
>>9928848/v/ isn't that coordinated in their attacks; it's fairly easy to pick them off/ambush them if they can't dig their way in or out.
>>9928869You're not missing much
>>9928864Wait, you're not...
>>9928869just pony on and ignore it until it goes away
DANGER ZONE BELOW THIS LINE_______________________________
>>9928852No, I don't, sorry.I got burned out on Background Pony and didn't want to read any more sad stories for a while, so I haven't found any new ones.
>>9928891YOU CUNTYOU MOTHER FUCKING CUNT
>>9928891dont you fucking do it you mega cunt
>>9928903Could this be the start of an epic new meme?
>>9928911What an incredibly good and attractive pony
oh man this is fun, who remembers this'un?
>>9928938LD just needs a good dicking to set her straight, that's all
>>9928891>>9928911>>9928925Epiclememe...just post whole damn thing at once jeez.
>>9928315>that entire threadjesus christI'm glad that shit didn't pass, but holy shit everyone in that thread is acting like a 12-year-oldit's disgusting
>>9928958jeez, sure is no fun allowed
wowza, life in the danger zone sure is scary
>>9928961>/pol/>not acting like pseudo-intellectual 12 year olds
>>9928965Hiatus is getting to me man... sorry. I feel nothing.
>>9928961>meanwhile in a PONY board in a PONY thread
>>9928986>PONY was PONYING
>>9929009>with her PONY
>>9929009>PONYING to the MAX
>>9929016>in the butt
>>9929016>>9929022>RIGHT into the PONY ZONE!
>I NEED TO PONE FAST AND PONE TOO SLOW
>>9928967Does anyone have the Top Fun pic?It is litterally too cute
>>9929022>>9929016>>9929009Ready the vanThey know that pony ponying pony is forbiddenthey've made their choice
>>9928986we still manage to act with more maturity than themevery other post is >HAHAHA LIBTARDS and >WE WON, NYAH-NYAH-NYAHit's like a Kindergarten classroom
>>9929038>And RAINBOW DASH yelled at the TOP OF LUNG>I'll get you back evil TRIXIEBOSS
>>9929053that's what ur mom said
>>9929060>and she was MAD and ANGRY
>>9928786>FLASH… KRAC-CROOO-OOOM!I'm absolutely shit at telling bad stories from good, but come on, those are some bad written sounds.
>>9929052The PARTY van?
>Get amazon gift cards.>First thought is what I can get as far as pony swag.>Have to stop.>Close the amazon tab.>Start drinking heavily.What has become of me...
>>9929075Just be glad I didn't pick Fallout: Equestria...We wouldn't see you back for months.
>>9929053Honestly I browse a lot of places and MLPG for all its faults is probably one of the better places on this site. I think the fact that we act with a modicum of self awareness because we realize its My Little Pony really helps.
>>9929072RAINDBOW DAAASH, YOU LET NEXT TRIXIEBOSS PONE ON ME AND TURN ME INTO PONECRAB ZOMBIE.COMBINE COME AND PUT PONE IN ME
>>9929107>COMBINE COME AND PUT PONE IN ME>This is the actual plot to half life 3
we united planets of humanity nowhttp://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/First-manned-Mars-mission-draws-flood-of-applicants/articleshow/19596232.cmsprepare yourselves...FOR MARS
>>9929107>LEAVE THIS PLACE ZOMBIE PONES
>>9929078That's threeThree goddamn times
what kind of pony is this
marker pone has gone brony guys. It's time to let her go
Hey guys, 'sup?
>>9929088She looks like a plush...I want a Chrysalis plush...
>>9929141That was up a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.
>>9929078>pone will never grind her rump on you
>>9929071it would be the tightest butt
>>9929124>nothing will come of it>humans won't possess the technology required to live on Mars for another 100 years>it's Kim Kardashian's fault.
>>9929141>the [ost>implying that's not a great picture
>>9929141fimfiction is from the general you moron...
>>9929141The one on the left looks like the ruskie OC
>>9929124>tfw all this progress in science and yet we have angry nuts killing each other
>>9929143Oh sugar thank go you're here
>>9929173You mean governments?
>>9929156Not with that attitude.
Time to send my letter to the Princess
>>9929147I hope you're willing to pay a gorillion dollars
>>9929172it is, that's the joke>>9929168seconding, that's cute as fuck
You guys are my favorite Katawa Shoujo General.
>>9929173>and yet here we are fliging shit at eachother for not knowing who is best pony.
>>9929136I don't know
>>9929173>tfw humans will always be the weak link in any scientific breakthrough
>>9929196I think you may have clicked the wrong tab
>>9929062I'd rim that ass something fierce
>>9929206It's funny because it's true.
>>9929124>Reading youtube comments>Sparknotes explanation of western literature>Top comment is FUCK BOOKSHumanity deserves to perish on this rock
>>9929224>Young GSmithwhy is there not more art of her
I want to stick Qtip deep inside pony ear
>>9929141>>9929168No one even knows outside of MLPG who Marker pony is. They all think she's /mlp/'s mascot
I WANT TO SUCKZEBRA COCK
>>9929243QTIP IS BAD FOR EARDYEWTS
>>9929224He's got a point.
>>9929213I LOVE KICKY LITTLE LEGS
>>9929222>>9929173The nature of intelligent life is to destroy itself.
>>9929213Oh god, you read my post!I love you.
>>9929251>implying you could handle it
>>9929250Yeah but, who cares?
>>9929124>sending humans to Mars before we've confirmed the existence of Martian bacterial life formsTerrible idea. It's impossible to prevent a human being from contaminating the Martian environment. We're basically completely fucking up any chance of ever confirming the independent existence of life on Mars.If you want to send people to the moon that's fine. It really is just a big rock in the sky. But Mars is a place for sterile robots to explore at the moment. We should not be sending people there just to fulfill some Edgar Rice Burroughs wank fantasy.
>>9929278Why do Zebras cum so much, /co/?
>>9929255Come on man, just let me stick it in a little bit
>>9929291those hooves look like talons
>>9929295This hurts me
>>9929293that's basically all they're good for
Holy shit ponka what are you doing?
>>9929295>that qtip is actually a foot long>Rarity is scrambling Fluttershy's brain in that image
>>9929310no hooves then
>>9929236>want to teach but people have an outright contemptible view of education you may well be a garbageman
>>9929321She likes it when it is 7:38, it's her favorite time of the day.
>>9929321PONK PINKHORSE REALLY LIKES 7:38
>>9929213>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sJNOYqTPIzcan you do the voice from the Oxymoron announcer in Sheep In The Big city?LITTLE KICKY LEGS WITH THE POWER OF AN OXMOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9929331Those boobs look like boobs
>>9929331>That long ago.>No bloomers.L.E.W.D.
>>9929331gross, who the fuck do think I am? Philip J. Fry?
speaking of which, GG, next ice pack when
>>9929336>>9929339This thread is now about pone acknowledging screen graphics
What if your horse waifu was a person and had severe foot odor problems to the point where you forced her to tie airtight plastic sealed with duct tape around her feet
>mfw the radio edit leak
>>9929320>one is straight>the other is gay>you will never fit in the middle
>>9929358>this will never happen to you
Why aren't you streaming?
>>9929373I have the ability to get her medical attention if it's that bad, anon.
>>9929382It happens all the timeCelestia takes the recent converts and puts them to work
>>9929382Not a single solitary fuck was given.
>>9929359We're searching for life on Mars.That requires complete sterility on our part to avoid contaminating the Martian environment so we don't simply "discover" something we brought there ourselves.Robots can be sterilized. Humans cannot. We are walking bacterial cultures.
>>9929450Humans themselves cannot be sterilized, but they can work in sterile environments, and they do so every day across the world.
Who drew thisIs there a full pictureis there more porn by the artist
>>9929483It looks like Klondike.
finally, some sort of progress
>>9929483mite b goat train
>>9929450I seriously doubt there's bacteria on Mars.Best start colonization sooner rather than later.Lets get this show on the road
>>9929536one more, THEN THAT IS IT
>>9929530why does she have lepra?
LYRA GET OFF THE COMPUTER
>>9929602STOP FUCKING CALLING ME, I'M WAITING FOR PINKIE
>>9929450I bet Cadance can give a mean blowjob, her cutie mark is a heart
>>9929613>Bonbon will never have the voice of a sassy black woman
>>9929602too bad i set my phone to decline calls from cunts
>>9929479We're talking about professionals working for short periods of time under very tightly controlled conditions.Colonizing the planet and staying there for extended periods, especially if we send civilians or the work is done by a private non-governmental entity with lax standards greatly increases the risk of contimination.And considering there's already a high probability that Martian life and Earth life are biologically similar (Martian exogenesis) it would be nearly impossible to confirm that anything we discover was not something we brought with us.
>>9929635AYOO GRRRL, TELL ME ANOTHER RACIST JOKE
>>9929594h-hi loiro>>9929613SHUT UP BONBON I WANT TO TALK TO LIRO
>>9929608Because I'm not a very good colourist right now for reasons beyond my comprehension (i.e I was ross tier lazy for not drawing and my art suffered)she probably has weird skinspots on her
>>9929499>you will never be a femanon cuddle? stallionwat
>>9929567;_;Pls stram againPls
>>9929613>LYRA GET OFFUNF
>>9929625Her talent is even love.
>>9929688Yeah that's the only one I'm aware of
>>9929688IS THAT A PENIS
>gun control failed to pass>mfw /pol/>mfw musicoh moot>>>/pol/12788218
>>9929688you can almost hear her furious winking
>>9929696>not Calamity ManeWHEN I WASA YOUNG DYEWTSMY FATHERTOOK DYEWTS INTO THE CITYTO SEE A MARCHING DYEWTS
>>9929715anon plsdo you even read the threadI swear you just come here to drag up shit that doesn't belong then leave to go looking for the next batch of nonsense
>>9929693>not being a studdo you even pony?
>>9929722What does winking sound like?
>>9929748>you will never a one punch mare
>>9929729this needs a good pankening to match my pank theme
>>9929697Not even a magical horse whose talent is finding love would be able to find a girl for you.
>>9929699He also did a Marker Pone one.
>>9929729this is the best edit
>>9929684when was the last time he stramed?
>>9929765>After a week of searching she still hasn't found a good match for you>she finally gives up, turns you into a slutty mare and lets you have your run at the stallions
>>9929769That was him?The other one I've seen is this Dosh one, but it's got no visible genitals
>>9929785Why are you just posting vocaroos? If I wanted a vocaroo I'd ask DeepAnon or NasalAnon
>Blotch is doing pony art now
So what are the new names for the mane 6 now? I'm thinking like>Shoehornprincess>Toomany>Noepisode>Dangerpone
>>9929843>>9929847I misjudged you, mlpg.
>>9929863I don't know who you're talking about eitheryou need to give us a link or some context or something
>>9929865NoNo you can't
>>9929882less talking more sticking your zebra cock in me
>>9929882can I touch your peniscan I put it in my mouthis it really as big as everyone says
>>9929882Wait, I forget. Are you straight horse or gay horse
>jessy will never idly play with your boner while she arts
>>9927779> pink equine> read it as "swine"OINK OINK OINK IS TRUE
>>9929850why change what isn't broken
>>9929917I don't find Jessy at all for sexual.
>>9929923If she's so songsmily then where is her season three song?
>>9929917Would you fuck off you damn creeper.
>>9929917>implying she's not a heifer who would eat it
>>9929923>Why change what isn't brokenTwilight wasn't broken.....
>>9929949>>9929949DON'T REMIND ME
>>9929934I'd hand feed Lyra.
>>9929949If you could actually combine all the jibber jabber from the clone Pinkies, they will form into a coherent song
>>9929949IF Squiigletail is such a main character, where is her episode?
>>9929992Just you wait anon, she'll have one.And it'll kick all shit out of your favorite horse episodes like it usually does
>>9930025>it's a merriweather
>>9930025>tfw Squig isn't my favorite horse but man do her episodes universally kick ass
>>9930036 that should be embroidered on a pillow>>9930052ew sweat
>>9930051A fate worse than death
>>9929881I'm not seeing the ponies, anonwhere are the ponies
>>9930063Read everything from thishttp://www.yourworldoftext.com/mlpg
>>9930084http://derpibooru.org/280760?scope=scpe72b403dc9c4d2e8939966bc34b8c092cb240c0b6Notice the paw watermark
>>9930007>>9930052We fetish general now?I drew this for you, lamia-loving anon
>>9930057Let it begin.I shall serve my waifu till I die
>>9930099Their version of Dr. Hooves looks like a moose
>>9930099ohneatI fuckin' love this picture
>>9930063THEN WHAT IS THE POINT?
>>9930123Yes, get it all out now so we have chill super cute night threads.
>>9929934>>9929974I want to spread peanut butter on my cock and balls and let her lick it off, then stroke myself to the edge and let her finish me off
Evening.How are pony levels?
>>9930175> getting estrogenics anywhere near your testiclesUgh.
>>9930175I want to put peanut butter on my finger and when she goes to lick it off I stick it to the roof of her mouth.
>>9930186WE FREEDOM NOWI CAN'T STOP CLAPPING AND EATING DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS
>>9930211>>9930175I fucking had a mouth full of peanut butter when I read this.I hate you people
>>9930232USA USA USA USA USA
>>9930057This is just making me imagine me grabbing Pinkie by the tail and some other anon grabbing Rarity by the tail and we just dook it out like a pillow fight
>>9929779A long time ago. I miss his smooth british accent and his music choices.And the drawing, of course
What is this device called
>>9930294YOU MEAN TEARS MORGAN AMIRITE
>>9930302I have no idea, but I want onemoreI want more
>>9930302I do beleve that is called a pony
>>9930300I loved how he could emulate an american sports announcer so well
>>9930257You're missing an F there in that filename there Tex
>>9930302That looks like a small white box, anon.
Just so you know, people blew up again today.http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/Explosion-Injuries-Reported-At-West-Fertilizer-Plant-203505331.html
>>9930257>the upmost applejack is jumping vag-open onto a cock>the lowest-right applejack sees lowest-left applejacks dick>middle-left and middle applejack are planning to stick their futa horsecocks down lowest-left applejack ass>middle-right applejack is looking to pump lowest-right applejack pone ass full of apple flavored horse semen
>>9930341The question is where. >UFN
>>9930368Yeah, fertilizer plant. Someone fucked up somewhere.
>>9930369>>9930257oh and i forgot>the applejack on the rightmost side of the picture is just watching and stroking herself to orgasm
>>9930368>WACO TX>waco blowing up againNot a big surprise
>tfw two-year art-iversary
>>9930358MY BODY IS COURSING WITH SO MUCH FREEDOM I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING RIGHTIT'S LIKE RUSHING RAPIDS OF LIBERTY
>>9930175http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OICJV7wFQ6pls gibbe attention :`(
>>9930211I want to stick peanut butter on warm toast bread and split it with her
>>9930421Congrats. You've improved a crazy amount for just that time. Seeya at bronycon
people should give ponies peanut butter more often
Sugar why you so sweet?
>>9930502No it makes them fat it not good for them
>>9930529i like it
>>9930488That sounds very lovely, actually. It really is the simple things that make you feel all warm and fuzzy.
>>9930529I want to have sex with that chubby pony...-type thing
>>9930421Man you could have fooled me. Pff you look so young like six months at mostI'm just kidding man. Happy art-iversarry
how hard could a renbo you?
>>9930529hey gurl yu wan sum fuk
>>9930335I know. It was uncanny.
>>9930421Congrats, man! Best of luck at Bronycon!
What if Applejack punched the next pony that was posted
MLPG I'm scared!I was playing with Pinkie Pie, right? Were having a fun time, eating snacks and playing games when she started to feel really sick. She kept stumbling around and threw up a few times. The taste made her even more sick so I gave her some soda and candy to get the taste out of her mouth. Now she's not moving and I can't wake her up!What should I do?
>>9930569> heard it in his voiceFUCK
>>9930612that would be weird
>>9930612She would cry.
>>9930549You know what else feels warm and fuzzy?Lyra
>>9930615Just buy a new one, she's probably out of pony.
>>9930615Fuck the corpse
>>9930643Why yes! She does!
>>9930558>Dash can run and fly insane distances and speeds>She could ride you for hours till she gets tired, only to start riding you with her wings>If you kept her drinking gatorade you're convinced she could actually fuck all nightpretty hard
>peanut butter>on toastFuckingDisgusting
>>9930615>I recognize that pink diabetic seizure!
>>9930632>Applejack hit herself in the confusion!
>>9930421>tfw proportions and cleanliness still suck after years and yearsI don't know why I bother really.
>>9930671how do you feel about peanut butter on Eggo waffles
>>9930671no u>>9930693why just peanut butter when you could have peanut putter and jelly?
>>9930671Grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>>9930713>>9930693Oh my god, can we be niggas?
>>9930716YOU ALL HAVE SHIT TASTE IN FOODALL OF YOU
>>9930671What? How is that disgusting? It gets all melted and warm and delicious.
>>9930716peanut butter + jelly shortbread cookies
>>9930671>not eating a slice of warm toast with a bit of peanut butter, along with a bowl of sliced apple and yoghurt with granola, with some freshly squeezed orange juicePleb
>>9930725Moon. I don't like "mature" women when it means sag and ego.
>>9930728ugh, I guess
>>9930683>>9930757>apple hats us
>>9930725Well...the Earth is kept in perfect balance by both so...Both, thanks. My princesses.
>>9930772He hats himself more.
MLPG sure has some half baked ideas when it comes to good food
>>9930771Well I don't know if I want to now
>tfw nearly all the world peanut butter is consumed by the USA. and unheard of outside of it
>>9930757>tfw no sloppy peanut butter and jelly kisses
>>9930772A bunch of you hate him and drove him away from the general, so there you go
>>9930767But won't your precious moon turn out the same way in a few hundred years?
>>9930792Really?But peanut sauces are big in Asia
>>9930791nope, it's too lateit's happeningwhich means you're now eskimo niggas with both sentenal and nanakideal with it nerd
>>9930797I don't remember Apple hate. His drawings were nice.
>>9930792>unheard>implyingnigga the dutch love that shit
>>9930772I hope MLPG never hats me and have them think I hat MLPG
>>9930826No YOU deal with it
>>9930829I don't remember Kraut hate happening, but now he's ded too
can someone explain this quote to me?
>>9930829People kept giving him shit when he decided to delete his tumblr.
pack it uppack it in
>>9930728pendingwho is bestpone?who is worstpone?
>>9930807I'll have stroked off my last salty load into that horse long before that happens, so -- whatever.
>tfw no pone adventure gamewould that be a good idea for a mlpg project? nothing complicated though. could be something like pinkie lost her tail and the main 6 has to find out who took it. something short like that could work
>>9930855it means ded
>>9930832Yup. A lot of the world does enjoy stuff from the USA.The Germans? They put ketchup on their schnitzel
>>9930864I'M TRYING NOT TO MASTURBATE FOR A SINGLE FUCKING DAY GOD DAMN IT
>>9930829>Applejack's mini-pies>4/5 of an apple in each pie>the remaining slice on topSomeone make a recipe.
>>9930864I don't like anthro, but that's pretty cute
>>9930797>apple hatepfff shows how much you know. he does this all the fucking time spontaneously for no reason.>abloo bloo bloo>delete fucking everything>start over
>>9930864Now draw a hotbeef.
>>9930829i dont remember people hatin on his draws, but i do remember people hatin on his depressions and things like deleting his tumblr and stuff when he drawed good
>>9930894nowe are not niggaswe are the opposite of niggas
>>9930864That is one bangin' ass.
>>9930864>going to bed>suddenly mangnetowelp tiem to stay up another hourhahah coffee
>>9930864let me beginning
>>9930864pls no, I can't, that's a boy
>>9930186thanks for the pank theme, works like a charm AND i was able get a pinkie pic to follow me around on 4chan, if you want it
>>9930852ok ok fine, we're the only ones big on peanut BUTTER. It's a national thingBut peanuts are still a big ingredient around the world
>>9930885we never finish anything>hoppip>dinofag>klondike
>>9930864>no teeny weeny zebra peeny
>>9930885>Cross field collaborationHAHAHAHAHA noMLPG is terrible at thatWe can artWe can writeBut we can't do both at the same time in any coherent senseWe definitely can't art, write and program together
>>9930859WaitI thought /co/ hates tumblr
>>9930923>botching it immediatelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfblUSCaAQk
>>9930954>what is the christmas collab
>>9930961no, we hate the social justice nonsense that tumblr bringswe like it when our artists have stable archives
>>9930954>But we can't do both at the same time in any coherent senseI don't know, the christmas book was reasonably successful
>>9930895I could probably whip something up.But not tonight, I'm too drunk to bake
>>9930947>no teeny weeny zebra peenyThere is, you just can't see it from that angle.
>>9930807>>9930878She'd be the biggest cock tease ever and try to push you to the edge as many times as she can. By the end you'd be shaking and begging her to let this be the last one. She's got all the time in the world.
Has mang drawn any Zecora?
>>9931008what about that dating sim people tried to make?
>>9931034>he hasnt seen chowder
>>9931008Scrubb les why you drunk bby
>>9931028> she'd be the biggest teaseMaybe yes, maybe no - even she has needs. It's a basic physical drive, like eating or sleeping. When and if she's in the mood, it's gonna happen.Only Celestia's going to be that jaded otherwise.
RARITY NEEDS YOUR HELP
>>9930864I thought you hated OCs
>>9931080OH SHITIS SHE IN HEAT?
>>9931080SHE'S TRYING HARD DOING WHAT SHE CAN
FUCK THIS HORSEFUCK THIS HORSE
>>9930989>>9930997>Only 1 writer per story>Simple narrative>Graphic languageVidya has more depth than a childrens book
>>9931081sometimes exceptions are madesee: femrover (technically a OC by commitee)
>>99311061 2 3 4
>>9931085Why yes Darling. Can you help her out?
>>9931072If both of them worked you at the same time, you'd be in for some shit.
>>9931088WOULD YOU TRY, JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE?
>>9931133YES IF she makes a pretty dress for me
>>9931120Are Saffron or Renne acceptable exceptions as well?
>>9931162As if she'd have it any other way. Now, just step into her fitting room so she can work her magic.
>>9931081i doIP's really cute and weav's my bro so whateveri kinda dgaf about much today so all of those combined led to this>>9930929no, its a man im pretty sure IP's in his 20s
>>9931165He rescinded those comments though.
>>9931109that doesn't mean collaborators >can't do both at the same time in any coherent sense
>>9931199>>9931171Don't suppose quest characters are exceptions?
>>9931196FUCK YEAH LET'S DO THISthis will never happen ;_;
>>9931213and then he ded
>>9931213TEXTEX I LOVE YOUR ARTAND YOUR ANONNEVER STOP DRAWING
>>9931165Well Mr. Ebert is an expert when it comes to depthAfter all he's six feet under!
>>9929343>>9929343>>9929343>>9929343http://vocaroo.com/i/s151bQvNDfEahttp://vocaroo.com/i/s151bQvNDfEahttp://vocaroo.com/i/s151bQvNDfEahttp://vocaroo.com/i/s151bQvNDfEahttp://vocaroo.com/i/s151bQvNDfEahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_E4h4_kQoAnd we end tonight's broadcast with A Ranting Swede.
>>9931225He'sd drawn Saffron before I think.
>>9929343>Sheep In The Big cityWhat ever happened to that show?
>>9931199>You will never be as good bros with someone as Mangneto and Weaver are
>>9931237Man, Sym-Bionic Titan was a good show. Why did it have to die?
>>9931227I feel your pain, Anon. ;_;
>>9931241That's horrible dude. I mean okay I laughed at it but dude.
>>9931241That was disrespectful.
>>9931246I LOVE ALIWINGS
>>9931276because CN is adverse to fun
>>9931241Too soon, man.
>getting this pent up about about a ded guy jokefoSeriouslymlpg?
>>9931246>>9929343It was one of the greatest cartoons
>>9931314>but the series was not renewed for another season, as the show "did not have any toys connected to it."what the fuck
>>9931340Cartoons live and die on toys
>>9931351>new Venture Bros. soon
>>9931361>>9931361>>9931361>>9931361A new horse, you say? I agree! A new horse is needed!
>>9931323Yeah, I prefer dead baby jokes or rape jokes myself.
>>9931367>new pony not soon
>>9931362Maybe if it was on TV longer than a couple of minutes somebody could make some fucking toys
>>9931225you mean like this
>>9931407Something like that, yeah.I kinda want to see Renne or Saffron in your style. They'd be really cute. Especially together.
>>9931213Do you ever smile Tex?
>>9931241I cackled like a motherfuckerI normally hate you