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Old thread: >>9902109

Topic: Here we have the wonderful purple horse. What do you like/dislike about her?
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>>9906398
She used to be my favorite, but then I started liking Applejack more. But lately, I've been swaying back to Twilight again.
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>>9906398
She's the worst pony ever in all of Equestria
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>you will never and you never should.
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>>9906427
If Marker ever stops booping, do you think she'd die?
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>>9906398
Why are you posting someones unicorn OC that obviously rips off princess twily?
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shining armor needs to wear more armor
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>>9906461
>tfw no Crank 3 starring marker pone
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She's second best witch

Fluttershy is best witch
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>that new Jr marker pic

my dick
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Top 3 MLPG words of the week:

frenulum
turgid
motherly
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>>9906427
Wow isaac, I didn't know you were my nigga.
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Would you go to this pones birthday party?
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>>9906398
she is my 4th favorite horse
Dash > Rarity > Pinkie > Twilight > Fluttershy > Applejack

sorry tex
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>>9906443
You're making the right choice.
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>>9906527
Goddamn that's a cute purple horse
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ok guys
so I'm trying to write
but every time I get in like an entire sentence in, I just delete it because it sounds stupid
what do?
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>>9906531
I am, Bats!
It just isn't pone.
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>>9906529
Sure. As long as she remembers the date.
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>>9906398
I like how she can freak out over little things, but be completely in control when shit hits the fan.
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>>9906529
>No-one will ever post the unedited pic
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>>9906496
>she has to engage in fetishes midway through the film to keep her boop levels up

>they're very lewd fetishes
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>>9906531
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>>9906398
Like: Everything about her. She isht mein waifu.
Dislike: Her new wings, but I still love her.
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>>9906551
Write a whole lot, disregarding stupidity. Get a chunk of story going. Then go back and change what you need.
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>>9906551
Give up trying.
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Would you cuddle with these apple pones?
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>>9906551
Skip to a part of the story you're more comfortable writing and come back to that part alter.
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>>9906504
I personally like the one with the glasses the best, but you can have your opinions.
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>>9906495
what if he commissioned rarity to design a suit of armor for him?
what would it look like?
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>>9906427
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>>9906531
Okay.
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>>9906558
i was literally about to post something exactly along the lines of this picture
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>>9906582
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>>9906496
>Crank
why did this series never take off the way it should?

Should I stram crank?
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>>9906594
Get that loli shit out of here
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>>9906594
i would cuddle them all night after sex
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>>9906594
I don't understand anything going on in this picture.
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>>9906594
I'm fucking sick of the daisy dukes on AJ. I never found it arousing.
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>>9906531
But I can't draw for shit!
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>>9906607
oh gosh
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I wish I knew who did these
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>>9906607
Looking good
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>>9906515
>not linking it
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>>9906579
>Pet marker pone
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>>9906607
I'm so hyped
You might want to fix that hand a wee bit, the fingers are a bit off. Maybe make them a bit more curled up into its hand?
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>>9906531
but im tired, bats
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>>9906651
GO ON

SHIT ON 'IM
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>>9906628
Yes I agree, she's need to take them off
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>>9906551
Write without reading

Then go back and get the prose you like
And then write around that
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>>9906639
I thought they were pretty old so I dunno, but yeah they're great
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>>9906639
Oh man is that oregon trail but with ponies
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>>9906531
I was told to make anon spooning a pony

So I just made a giant spoon spooning a sort of pony creature
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>>9906639
You lost
3x WAGON AXLE
50 lbs. APPLES
Applejohn (drowned)
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>>9906638
>dat face
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>>9906651
http://toggafreggin.tumblr.com/
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>>9906639
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>>9906639
>>9906684
The lines and handwriting look really familiar but I can't place a name.
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>>9906638
will someone please kill Billie Joe Armstrong
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>>9906684
Twilight's my favourite
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>>9906685
>the river is 50 feet across, 6 feet deep, and flowing at 50 miles per hour

>ford the stream?
>caulk the wagons and float them across?
>pay the ferryman?
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>>9906707
Man, finally some decent Marker Pony porn.
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How many people would you kill for one sloppy furious blowjob from Pinkie including lots of lewd sucking, slurping, and smacking noises
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How do you think the royal sisters satisfy their 'needs'
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>>9906731
always ford it
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>>9906730
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>>9906594
I'd this apple pone

>EqG will never be in this style
>P&S will never have a second season
>LWA will never have a series
GAINAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HASBRO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>9906731
FORD THE STREAM

Who's in our traveling party
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>>9906731
You know, 7 year-old me didn't even know what caulk or ford or any of those terms meant so I'd usually just randomly pick one.
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>>9906743
none
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>>9906743
approximately nobody
ponies are not for sexual
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>>9906743
none
I'd throw her a party instead
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>>9906755
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>you will never bee a femanon's good little stallion
>she will never get to the point that she can't get to sleep without one of your toungebaths before bed
>it will never simply end up with her getting smothered into the mattress half the time
>you will never spend more nights sleeping in your little twin-size than your own pony bed
>she'll never simply fall alseep on top of your or snuggling between your legs
>she will never buy a much larger bed
>she'll never continue to sleep on top of you anyway
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>>9906743
Just one
you
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>>9906764
>>9906769
>>9906775

fucking faaaaaaaaaaaaags
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What are some unique ways to get bronybucks at a convention?

Outside of the usual stickers, prints, t-shirts, charms, necklaces and buttons. Something creative and easy to buy.
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>>9906750
with a harem of fillies, mares, colts and stallions, depending on their mood
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>>9906756
FUCK
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>>9906779
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>>9906783
But I don't want to fuck humans, I want to a pony
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>>9906730
>>9906755
my empty heart needs more of these
>>9906779
she took all of those hats
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>>9906792
hand-carved soap ponies
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>>9906755
Hnnnggg
Can't deal, it's too cute
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>>9906792
Blowjobs
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>>9906804
I wish there were more of these
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>>9906783
But I want to be a stallion's good little femanon.
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>>9906791
well I'm sure the party would loosen her up for sun "fun"
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>>9906750

What do you think all those Fluttershy recolors are for?
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>>9906769
>>9906764
>>9906775

What if a man came in and held you and your family at gunpoint, threatening to kill you if you wouldn't fuck your favorite pony?
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>>9906813
I'm still thinking about pewter casting ponos
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>>9906779
That 3rd frame is magic
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>>9906831
Shoot him with my gun and fuck the pony anyway
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>>9906812
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>>9906831
why is he still alive
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>>9906743
Why would I have to kill anyone to sex a Pinkie?
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>>9906831
does it have to be in fount of them?
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>>9906757
markerpone
hiatuspone
bright eyes

>>9906753
you have lost
2 OXEN
1 WAGON
485 lbs. MEAT
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>>9906792
Glassware. Simple pipes with cutie marks on them or something, I'd pay $10 for one just for novelty value if they were well blown. Glassblowing is really tough, though.
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>>9906841
>anon why-unhg-why are you doing this
>anon he's gone you don't have to-uhf- FUCK ME
>ANON
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>>9906839
You mean, panel.
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>>9906831
anon that makes no sense, i would have shot him as soon as he entered my house
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>>9906513
>redlines
theres a colored version kickin around now
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>>9906856
yes plz
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>>9906859
>485 lbs. MEAT
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>>9906866
>>ANON~
fixed.
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>>9906859
That's like one whole mime
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>>9906854
How else would he know if you did it? You could meet halfway and call him in as you're about to cum so it doesn't break your concentration.
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>>9906831
I'd probably be too scared to know what I was doing.
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>>9906866
>shh shh, just enjoy it, just enjoy it
And bit down on her ear
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>>9906866
>And that's why Flutters has to live in a different home
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PANKA!
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>>9906859
>485lb Meta

I think we should go hunting. We still have some bullets right?
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Daily reminder that BonBon is a grumpy lesbian.
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>>9906905
alright I'm game
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>>9906685
Hah reminds me when that guy played it here.
RIP Apple Family
At least Twilight, Rarity, Spike, Sweetie and Opal survived.
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>>9906914
WHAT?
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>>9906743
If 1 person is good for 10 blowjobs, I'm game.
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Mrs. Cake is a MILF.
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>>9906943
GET BACK TO TWERK!
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>>9906756
>EqG
I've stopped caring about that, honestly.

>P&S
;_;

>LWA
I wouldn't hold your breath. Trigger is currently producing a new anime series...
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>>9906856
oh god that short thing from last thread was great

this definitely needs to be done more

maybe a fic or something.
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>>9905378
>>9905300
>>9905269
As requested in old horse, back with review.
This fic is good dammit. Two chapters in and it has me. Fuck there are tiny pieces that make me want to find a reason to hate it but it's actually good. I thought they were going full alicorn OC in the beginning but it turned out to be Celestia under a different name. Gonna see if it stays good.

There you go, a reading recommendation:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6515/days-of-wasp-and-spider
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>yfw MLPG is full of gay sluts
>And you're all complaining about being lonely
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>>9906919
>BonBon will never tie you up and chain you to a wall
>She and Lyra will never perform lewd lesbian acts in front of you
>She will never stomp on your balls and choke you
>She will never whip you
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What music would play at MLPG Headquerters
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>>9906915
you GO HUNTING
you have 6 BULLETS

there are 2 DUCKS

you return with
1 lb MEAT
3 lbs FEATHERS
1 BULLETS
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>>9906979
>>9906856
Yeah I was just imagining them simply acting like each other, but if they were actually dressed up too?

Geez...
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>>9906993

How is his pupil doing that?
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>>9906990
It's not gay to talk about wanting to be a pretty mare
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>>9906996
The theme song to Evangelion on loop.
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>>9907003
WHY
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>>9906993
>She will never stomp on your balls
THANK GOD
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>>9907003
HOW DO YOU GET 3 POUNDS OF FEATHERS AND ONLY ONE POUND OF MEAT?

WERE WE HUNTING WITH FRANGIBLE ROUNDS?
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>>9906996
Depends on your location in the building?
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>>9906979
idk if i want something so lewd though. like them trading places for a day or just hanging out goofing around. sorta like this only between the two of them.
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>>9906996
Istanbul, Not Constantinople
On loop 24/7
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>>9907012
IT'S TRYING TO ESCAPE
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>>9906707

Whoever runs that tumblr is suffering from a painful case of needing to get hit by a bus.
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>>9906996
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeS5lCrD6tQ
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>>9907043
I think a healthy does of both would be great
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>>9906972
that's a nice ass
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>>9906972
K
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>>9907057
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>>9907072
Baaaby, I'm howwling for yoooou
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>>9907003
>>9907033
>only 1lb of meat

Looks like we're going to have to marker pone if we don't want to starve
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>>9907003
Anyone else ever seen a chicken run over by a car in just the right way so that it actually seems to explode in a cartoon cloud of feathers?
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>>9907096
>Have to marker pone
unf
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>>9906985
will bookmark
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>>9906996
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CDso8qlX1U&list=LLY8uV5UxLFyZkNb1hbSR2Mw

Every other answer is wrong
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>>9906996
Closing Time - Semisonic, for when the night threads start
Sussudio - Phil collins, during night threads
RATM - No Shelter, when Day threads start
Wicked Garden - STP, during Day threads

Rate my pleblist
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>>9907003
>need 5 bullets to kill two birds

What the fuck. You can kill two birds with one bullet if you actually try.
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>>9907151
You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone?
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>>9906996
I don't really care but in the bar only this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmyeWTqhTSE
And we'd drunkenly dance, and sing, and fight about our waifu's honor and we'd have fun...
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can we pls more femanon
all we got is that darf trainwreck and 'let's see how far we can take this combined with mind alteration'.

I just want femanon to softly cuddle her good little stallion with her vagina
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>tfw standing there itching your balls in the morning
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>>9907163
Yes. Didn't your father teach you the ways of bird-killing?
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>>9907178
>bonballs
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Why are you such a dork?
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>>9907178
thanks for the update, anon
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>>9907003
>Duck hunting
>Using anything but a .22
>Not waiting for a still one and shooting it in the head

I never understood people using shotguns for duck hunting
If you can't get a clean kill what's the point?
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liveleak.com/view?i=779_1366080502

I want to be a drunk Russian man riding my pony
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>>9906985
>actually reading fanfiction

Why would you do that?
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>>9907120
Eat nigga

eat marker pony
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>>9907197
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>Tfw air-drying your balls in front of the fan after a shower
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>>9907197
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>>9907177
What did he do?
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>>9907151
I rolled a d20 and the result was a 4
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>>9907212
JB pls

pls
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>>9907212
TOO LATE

MARKER PONY IS BEING HAD
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What if pone was an assassin with a hit on you?
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>>9906996
>that one /k/ommando in the corner cubicle who just has 'Rhodesians Never Die' on repeat
>doesn't own a single pair of headphones
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>>9907216

>tfw running your fingers over your sweaty balls and deeply breathing in the musk
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>>9907237
i would cuddle her into submission
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>>9907216
I want that tongue on my penis
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>>9907237
I'd let her kill me sexually
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anyone have this animated? I do but 4chan says it's embedded
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>>9907261
UNF
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>>9907204
To discredit shitposting noncontributing nonponydiscussing shits like you
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>>9907225
It included snails
And wasn't really anything like the greentext, it was femanon and cheeriliee get drunk and invite some stallions over and act like complete sluts for two hours. it wasn't cute at all.
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>>9907237
Die in a tragic boating accident.
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Are you ready for Twilight's salty surprise?
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>>9907142
It's very 90's
I like it
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>>9907262
imgur
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>megasweet
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>>9907237
I would ask her how she could practically draw and use either of those weapons. For starters, assuming she's going to draw and use that sword with her mouth, why bother with the face mask?
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>>9907297
Sweetie what happened to your face
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>>9907293
Why thank you.
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>>9907303
Look at this anon
He's going to be sitting there asking questions while he gets stabbed in the chest by a sword wielding pony.
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>>9907303
shut up anon she is trying to look cool and you are upsetting her.
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>>9907303
Dash is all about tacticool. Looks over practicality
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>>9907289
fuck no, faggot
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>>9907237
What if pone was a witch out to kill you?
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>>9907237
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>tfw my Jessy folder will never update again
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>>9907303
>What're you going to do, stab me? —stabbed anon
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>>9907204
Because Fuck you I do what I want.
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>>9907275
that little retard killed it for me too
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>>9907245
Here's the story of Rhodesia, a land both fair and great!

On the eleventh of November, an independent state!
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>>9907314
CAN IT, SLUTTERSHY.
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>>9907333
But

She did 2 pics today or something
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Am I the only one bugged by the shitty terminology that is rampant here?

I tried to describe something using the word "flank" and the dude thought I meant butt.
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>>9907333
But Jessy drew two new things today
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>>9907289
>twilight will never mix her magical pony semen sperm into your food thus making you drunk on her semen
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>>9907331
Pffft. Casters ain't shit.
If pony was a Saber, on the other hand, you'd be fucked.
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>>9907275
Oh.

Well it was pretty hot to me so whatever.
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>>9907346
>using image filters
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>>9907333
Why's that, Anon?
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>>9907332
>i'm a shitty fluffy vector
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Guys
What if
Guys
What if instead of MLPG Co. we'd have an MLPG Mercenary Guild?
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>>9907346
Well screw you too, squeaks mcretard
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>>9907216
Are you going to toke all day with Fluttershy this saturday, anon?
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Worst pony
Worst "development"
Worst fans
Worst episodes
Worst voice actress
Worst everything.
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>>9907357
Thank god.
That is like my number one fear.
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>>9907333
why
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>>9907294
http://imgur.com/voSlhPH
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>>9907372
would get nobody that wanted to hire us
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>>9907354
It was used a few times, caught on, and was never corrected. It's far too late now.
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>>9907381
NOW HOLD ON A SECOND
you for got worse art
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>>9907354
>no arrow for "pony"

worthless
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>>9907289
...If it's not lube, what is it?
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>>9907382
What kind of fear is that?
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>>9907401
b-but muh english language
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>>9907416
Mountain Dew
>>
Don't tell me how to live my fucking life, Bonbon
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>>9907321 >>9907335 >>9907325
Hey man, she's probably gonna succeed in killing me anyway, I might as well ask. Best case scenario she gets distracted by trying thinking of an answer and I can make a quick retreat.

>>9907326
This is probably true.
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>>9907410
ZOOOM
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>>9907354

>girth
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>>9907410
wings edit where?
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>>9907354
i always thought flank meant the ponies the outboard parts of the horses thigh.
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>>9907431

>horizontal linking
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>>9907354
It's a fine line. I don't mind people using it in jest like "a slap on the flank," but when it reaches a point like the word "clop" it gets irksome.
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Do you think Applejack's hat smells awful? I wonder if the other ponies around her try to exhale as they talk when they're around her to avoid the rank smell of sweat, pony dander, and apple pollen.
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>>9907431
>horizontal post layout
>Into the trash it goes!
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>>9907398
>>9907372
>somebody hires us to protect a caravan
>we send our best men
>they kill eachother as they leave because one of them said something about someone's wiafu
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>>9907420
The most terrifying kind.
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>>9907462
No.
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How many Triple Stuf pics were there today?
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>>9907470
>Into the trash it goes!
I don't understand
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>>9907478
whats triple stuf?
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>>9907462
That sounds pretty hat

I really want to take a whiff of her hat after a long day on the farm
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>>9907451
Essentially that area, yeah
It's like like the military maneuver
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>>9907496
Ross' pony OC
everyone loves her unironically
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>>9907458
>>9907470
It's tidier and takes up less space. Sorry.
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>see picture
>"that's cute"
>save it
>filename already exists
>it's the same picture
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>>9907458
>>9907470
>yes I would rather the posts be longer than wider
why, I think it looks clean
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>>9907490
It's a meme on /pol/. Basically, Penn Jillette is a picky HR manager who throws out resumes for any reason.
Example:

>be employer
>looking over resume
>no facebook id

Into the trash it goes!
>>
>tfw now living on the east coast and the general always seems to get good when i need to go to bed.
life isnt fair
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>>9907528
I do that like once a day
Past me is a dick
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Guild Wars 2 is having a free weekend April 19-21 and the [MLPG] guild is trying to find new members.

If anyone has been on the fence about buying the game and want to try it out with first you can go here to grab a trial key:

http://www.mmorpg.com/giveaways.cfm/offer/437/Guild-Wars-2-Weekend-Free-Trial-Key-Giveaway.html

MLPG server is Jade Quarry
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>>9907528
every FUCKING time
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>>9907539
>living on the east coast
that's your problem, not ours

where my master race mountainfags at?
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>>9907519
It's funny though
Lots of people liked her when he first drew her with that Milk stallion
Then MT drew her and people loved her more
Then Ross made her more fat and everyone told him to stop
He can't help but ruin everything
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>>9907519
Oh, haha
Well it's not like he can draw to save his life, and if other people can take his garbage and mold it into something cute, that's great.
I wonder if he's deluded himself into thinking we're his friends or something, again.
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How long before someone edgy enough decides to edit the end of Fall Weather Friends to include explosions?
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>>9907555
i would rather live back on the west coast but im here for training.
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>>9907539
I like on the east coast and solve this problem by never sleeping.
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>>9907560
WHY SO ENTITLED ANON?
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>>9907575
I'll take the case!

No I won't
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>>9906979
I capped it
just in case anyone wanted it
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>>9907529

BUT IT'S UNNATURAL!
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>>9907584
Shhhh
I don't even think he knew what the word meant
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>>9907582
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>>9907579
Kung-fu training?
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>>9907596
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>>9907579
sex training?
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>>9907386
Here comes another Chinese earthquake
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>>9907601
no
>>9907615
yes no
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>>9907555
>mountainfags
pfft
BEST COAST REPRESENT
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>>9907582
>>9907600
I'm fapping to you watching me.
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>>9907621
>>
>tfw no mare gf with incredibly sensitive perky teats
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>>9907591
can i make a request for the next one of these?

knock it off with the mid-sentence spoilering. one spoiler tag per line is enough. my boner didn't get any harder from having to mouse over every fucking word.
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>>9907612
it's for you
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>>9907528
So I'm not the only one
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>>9907579
Fort Meade?
Fort Eustis?
Fort Lee?
Pensacola?
Benning? Jackson? Hunter?

I'm sure I'm forgetting at least a couple
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>>9907628
>Milkyfags
You have your own thread
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>>9907596
Oh Fluttershy you adorable little assassin you
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Hey folks, how are you this evening? I'd like to take some time to sit down and rap with you about the dangers of greentext.

Sure, a few lines of greentext may seem harmless at first, but greentext is often a gateway to fetishes, and can even lead to the unfs. If you know someone who greentexts regularly, you should talk to them about their problem immediately.

Remember; break the hex, ungreen the text!
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>>9907555
>>9907539

New England forever, nyc isn't invited
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>>9907641
but I don't get it
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>>9907654
>implying you can stop the green
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>>9907646
Fort Meade

i havent even picked up class yet and wont until may
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>>9907646
Oh yeah

Drum?
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>>9907628
AppleDan get that shit out of here.
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>>9907654
>implying I have a problem
>implying I can't stop anytime I want
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>>9907654
Iron Will is a bitchmade nigga
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>>9907591
Is interesting idea.

>>9907675
>My prospects are in Nebraska or Florida after all my training.

Dammit.
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>>9907675
Oh jesus, good luck with that

Air Force, I'm guessing? I don't think Army does any training at Meade
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>>9907654
>implying I'm not fapping to Iron Will right now
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>>9907652
10/10 would allow to garrotte me

You owe me a dollar if you went to wikipedia to look up what a "garrotte" is
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>>9907628
CENTRAL COAST FOREVER
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>>9907677
>>9907647
Scour the internet for a pony "BEST COAST" picture and i'll use it
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>>9907643
Am I the only one who is me?
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>>9907654
I'm not seeing how any of those things are dangers.
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>>9907695
Marines

Meade is an army base, but DINFOS the school im going to a joint forces school.
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>>9907708
Nope
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>>9907708
no
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>>9907708
http://howmanyofme.com/search/
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>>9907654
>you will have your head crushed by r63 iron will
>she will never smash your face by sitting on you
>she will never grab your cock with her pussy, through her pants
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>>9907693
>Florida
I'm going to find you while you're on base.
I'll be wearing a 20% cooler shirt.
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>>9907700
You owe me a dollar to pay for my education and your presumption of illiteracy
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>>9907571
actually, he left in a huff and said he was done with us when we refused to credit him with creating her.
it won't last, so enjoy it while you can.
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>>9907708
YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE
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>>9907740
>1 or fewer

So yes
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>>9907700

Oh non, mon ami. There is no need for that.
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How much buffalo pussy does Braeburn get in a day?
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>>9907635
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>>9907740
>There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named...

>>9907729
>>9907733
Suck it!
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>>9907787
>braeburn
>pussy

Good one, Anon.
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>>9907740
[continued laughter]
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>a person is born every 8 seconds
>a person dies every 12 seconds

that is a terrifying thing to stomach
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>>9907693
maybe you should run with it
after that Celestia thing
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>>9907763
Well we did make her. Being the first to take an idea and translate it doesn't make you owner.
And I know it won't last. The pathetic little bitch crawling back is an inevitability.
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>>9907693
arent you in Monterrey? Arent you going to be in school for fucking ever?
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>>9907666
I was about to say something stupid, probably calling you somewhere along the lines of a plebian.
but then I realized.
You have the opportunity to play Oblivion for the very first time.
I'm a little jealous.
Go and play The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
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>>9907628
How did this Milkyway pony come to be, anyway? I remember typing up some milkmare thing last year when an anon talked about the idea, and a month later I start seeing this popping up.

Not to imply I helped make it, but I'm curious if there's a connection at all.

>>9907745
I'm not in Florida now, anon. I won't get to my first duty station until over a year from now, if I pass everything.

But I'm being bloggy. Pony.
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>>9906516
you're forgetting slavery
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>>9907808
>No one is born a pony every 8 seconds
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>>9907700
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>>9907721
>DINFOS

NERRRRRRRRRD

But, jesus sounds like you're going to be there forever. I imagine that school is long as hell
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>>9907787
More than he wants
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>>9907808
Somebody just died.
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>>9907700
I bet Fluttershy would garrote you in bed after a long night of nonstop, steamy, intense fucking.
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>>9907381
Your opinion of "worst" sucks.
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>>9907808
Yeah, that kind of growth is horrifying. We should reduce the births to more than 12 seconds.
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>>9907830
Being a loyal pet =/= slavery
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>>9907808
YoUR nExT
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>>9907823
how?
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>>9907823
Flitter
Flitter calm down
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>>9907855
You accidentally added a slash, Anon.
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>>9907808
You know what's great? Space. Stars undergoing reactions that produce more energy than the human race has used in its existence every single day

and the distances oh my god
if I could get a boner over space I would
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>>9907823
I played Oblivion for 200+ hours and don't get it.
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>>9907847
It was you.
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>>9907808
why aren't you an extinctionist yet?
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>>9907787
his dick is spicy hot with all that buffalo sauce
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>>9907820
I'm not one to side with Ross often but how did we make her?

MT's the only one besides Ross who contributed to the design.
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>>9907830
I just want to be a happy slave for my master, is that so wrong?
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>>9907874
>extinctionism
>not ZPG

DYEWTS
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>>9907841
Nah PA is an awesome job, with low cutting scores so fast promotions, and from what im told lets me get to do a lot of really cool things. And the class is only 2 and a half months, but if i pick up the broadcasting course i could be here another 4.
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>>9907855
the word has some awful connotations but it's still technically accurate
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>>9907892
Is your a dog a slave?
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>>9907707
>>9907628
>Bethany Cosentino will never sing Boyfriend as pinkie pie
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>>9907851
Well she's got a violent mind, what with all that rap music she listens to.
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>>9906516
Well doesn't that just take a motherly lick at your turgid frenulum?
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>>9907700
Please anon
Years of video gaming has given me an excellent weaponry and acts of aggression vocabulary.
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>>9907876
>Buffalo vag is spicy
u-unf
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>>9907866
No
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>>9907882
I don't know. No longer care.
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>>9907900
If he was sapient, he would be.
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>>9907829
Someone posted a Tumblr OC called Milky Way on /mlp/ and the Anons there immediately liked her for her cuteness and tits. It ballooned from there as artists and greentexters latched on to her and now it's it's own thread.
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>>9907852
>people post reaction images you made
HNNNG

I think I know what artists feel like.
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>>9907907
>turgid frenulum
Gross,
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>>9907869
>he cant get a boner over space
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>>9907900
yes I want to enslave pony for evil purposes
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>>9907922
The tumblr OC was actually based on an old doodle of Kloudmutt's.
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>>9907872

I played L4D and L4D2 for a combined total of 777 hours. I guess you could say I'm experienced.
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>>9907922
>your creations will never have their own threads
good
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>>9907647
>>9907677
>this easily rustled
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>>9907945
enslaving Aspiehorn would be boring

she'd just use her faggot magic to escape whenever things got uncomfortable for her
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>>9907922
and it isn't liked here because /mlp/ had it first right?
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>>9907958
But, Jimmie, you died.
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>>9907910
are you feeling a little antsy tonight?
cuz I can help you with that
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>>9907945
>This will never be you
>a human will never lay his massive body on top of you, smothering you in his dominance
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>>9907872
You never killed innocent people?
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>>9907891
Oh you're going through the same thing my friend in the air force did, sounds like. She's a broadcaster or some shit
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>>9907922
>Milky Way
>ballooned
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>the artist worked 8 hours a day 7 days a week
>only used the toys for models
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>>9907958
>tfw thousands of hours across all of the PSP monster hunters and the new 3DS one.
and i would do it again too
>>
>>9907967
Is there a muscle pony thread?
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>>9907872
wait, shit.
was it oblivion or skyrim that had that particular note?
it all sort of blends together in my head.
>>9907863
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:b4d4a8b68318ee57007bcffe74efdfd2f1d3c278&dn=The+Elder+Scrolls+IV+Oblivion+Game+Of+The+Year+Deluxe+Edition&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80

totally not a magnet link to a torrent of TES4.
nope
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>>9907970
Some of the people here like it, but that's pretty much the case.
Strange how that works.
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>>9907969
That's an anti-magic collar anon
Every time she tries to use magic her butt vibrates a little.
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Gentlemen,
Let's make the worst write up for a fan made pony episode.

I'll start
>Animation is done in SFM/Gmod
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>>9907987
>only used the toys for models
it shows
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>tfw your fetish is micro femdom and the closest thing to that is macro, which is shitty
>>
http://i.imgur.com/BXxqq7N.gif

look at that creamy shit
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>>9907922
I see. Thank you for clearing that up.
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>>9907974
Already blew my load in anticipation for femanon maid but no one picked up and I'm spent for the day.
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>>9907910
>You will never be fluttershy's kept boy
>she will never load you up on a stack
>she will never periodically drain you from behind while tied down while never allowing you to touch her.
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>>9907987
>Rarity's dress
shit, that's cute
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>>9907910
Flitter would have the palate of a professional wine taster

It would only take her a few drops to guess yor diet.
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>>9907987
Sorry but what the fuck is going on in this pic? Is RD getting married and what the fuck is twilight doing
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>>9907550
Is Guild Wars 2 any good?
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>>9908000
>magnet
uuhh what?
I don't know what this is
I don't into torrent
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>>9908032
Wonder Women
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>>9908022
>femanon maid

Maid to a stallion, or what?
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>>9908005
>animation is done in gmod
>colored in MSpaint
>OC alicorn is the main character
>Music is all bronymusic
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>>9907997
I don't know?
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>>9908012
like, a little pony that follows you around and controls your life?

That's oddly specific but it's not awful
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>>9908002
as long as I can post Cookie

Cookie is adorable
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>>9908042
>even 4chan doesn't torrent any more

it's dead, we can all go home and rely like little bitches on our direct download overlords.
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>>9907977
>You will never be called a good girl as you undo his pants with your teeth
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>>9907983
yeah something like that. its was funny going through boot camp, whenever the drill instructors would ask for my MOS, they would always respond with "what the fuck is that?" which i found ironic considering its the same MOS of joker from Full Metal Jacket
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>>9908045
yeah, maid to a stallion
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>>9907987
Disappointed in the direction she went with the Mane 6
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>>9908012
You mean your fetish is being dominated by a tiny palm-sized pony
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>>9908003
>a little
but seriously, that's hot, I want to have someone disable me as part of making me their slave.
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>>9907993

>enjoying life doing the things you love instead of being an all work no play cocksucker

My nigger.
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>>9908012
Couldn't you just get a dude with a small penis?
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>>9908088

>tfw
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>>9907982
Sure I did, I did the whole Dark Brotherhood questline.

>>9908000
Must be Skyrim, because I only played that one for like 30 minutes and got bored.
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>>9908005
>Mane Character is crippled
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>>9908066
>you will never wear a tight muzzle around your snout when you aren't eating or servicing
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>>9908074
I'm still up for running this quest, but nobody seems interested.
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>>9908074
did this happen in this thread or what?
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>>9907969
>implying anti-magic gear doesn't exist in Equestria
>"Aspiehorn"

Your experience is too low for this level of fantasy.
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>>9908088
You're still a good pony.
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>>9908045
Hey Aspirant question
Could you do something with Anon and Rarity? No fetish just fucking in the missionary position with the lights off because love?
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>>9908067
You went to San Diego, then? You lucky fuck, I grew up there, but I got sent all the way to the sweaty asshole of the states in Georgia during the summer for army basic.
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>>9908087
i forged friendships with that game man. I met 5 of my best bros because i was playing monster hunter on my psp and one of them invited me over to his house to play.
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>>9908113
>>9908120
It was like two threads ago, I guess that dude who took it to the deadhorse didn't get any bites.
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W-WOWZA
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>>9908088
>scrubbing bubbles screws up a spoiler.jpg
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>>9908045
I second this >>9908135
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>>9908074
Interesting.

You guys always make me think new ways when I least expect it.

Sexy ways, sometimes.
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>>9908132
You are still a good person.
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>>9908064

second

I like your taste in pones, appledan

what do you think of this one
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>>9908144
>playing split-screen
>you will never know this joy again
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>>9907473
>implying we wouldn't have the professional courtesy to save it for the general when we're off duty
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>>9908112
>you will never be forced to drink from a water bowl
>you will never try to lap around the white clumps of foreign material floating in it
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>>9908165
>inb4 waifu
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>>9908165
chicken butt/10
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>>9908112
>Your mind will never be so broken to the point where you forget your human life and accept this as normal
>You will never service your master for the sake of servicing him
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>>9908179
too gross
I need clean water, even if it's in a bowl on the floor
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>>9908162
ain't it grand?
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>>9908045
>obediently serving your stallion
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>>9908077
o hai gg
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>>9908162
WHERE IS THE FIC

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A FIC

DON'T GO NANAKI ON US
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>>9908109
>played for 30 minutes and then got bored
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>>9908165
Both Chickenbutt and Ms. Harsh are both very great pones

they share a sub-folder
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>>9908143
you say lucky but fuck the hills of Camp Pendleton. Boot Camp and MCT blew dick. Though i was used to the weather at least as im from cali
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>>9908208
hello anon
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>>9908109
>>9908216
Shit, I played for 30 hours and was ALWAYS bored.
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>>9908088
Hope the grass is greener on the other side of the pasture for her
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may as well make it official
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>>9908211
HEY YEAH!
WHERE'S THE GOODS, SENPAI?
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>>9908216
I'm even worse! I bought it, installed it and never got past the character creator.

In my defense, it was a part of a pack with fallout and the pack was on sale
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>>9908183
>Trip to EverfreeNW(6days) costs 1,550
Should I mlpg?
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>>9908247
>neon sign gif

Neat.
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>>9908216
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She doesn't want to has the sexes damn it >:C
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>>9908229
>rape her with her own tail
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>>9908222

>implied shipping via folders
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>>9908194
I don't think you get to choose the condition of your water
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>>9908253
>having a fanfiction "writer" as a senpai

What in the ever living fuck are you doing?
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>>9908239
Okay that's just plain stupid.
Why?
You're supposed to play videogames to have fun.
If you're not having fun, then stop.
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>>9908271
>GOING
>TO
>CONVENTIONS
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>>9908077
yes

I want a tiny pony to laugh and emasculate me while she mocks me for being dominated by someone so much smaller, while she straddles me, my penis causing a visible bulge in her belly from the size difference, her unbelievable tightness causing me to wonder how I could even possibly fit inside her
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>>9908040
I play it way more than I should. For sixty bucks and no sub fee it's been way more than worthy the money.

It plays more like skyrim than wow if that helps.
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>>9908203
Does he tip well?
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>>9908287
>being disgusted over implications that may not be true
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>>9908287
>shipping Harsh and CB
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>>9908216
>>9908273
Sorry, jeez. I just couldn't get into it. You want me to try it again or something?
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FUCK YOU
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>>9908271
I considered going to that but I'm not in good enough shape to cosplay as a handsome stallion
it's like, would the point be?
have they even announced guests yet?
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>>9908216
Skyrim is a fun game but not a good game
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>>9908322
Oh, he'll give you a tip alright.
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>>9908161
>>9908135
Lights off?

You mean you wouldn't want to see the face of the pony you're pleasuring? Just the faint light of the moon shining through the window outlining her immaculate white body, writhing under your touch as you whisper how much you love her while teasing the inside of her legs with your fingertips until she moves your hand farther down, giving out a breathless gasp as your fingers enter her?

>>9908211
>>9908253
You're right, I'm getting distracted. I should be working on retyping that. Sorry!
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>>9908291
I guess it's weird but I don't want 100% subservience.
If I really really don't like something then I would expect my owner to be considerate. At least if it's not in the bedroom anyways.
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>>9908306
People were raving on and on about it, and I had to see if there was any substance to it. There wasn't. It was a Steam gift, so I don't have to regret buying it. Diablo III on the other hand...
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>>9908271
too rich for my blood
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>>9908325
>tfw CING is dead and so is Hotel Dusk
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>>9908350
>white
ASPIRANT YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
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>>9908291
Yeah, I'm willing to go full pet but I'm still going to need decent living conditions
what's the point if they're not a loving master?
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>>9908222
I would let that straight-laced mare dominate me
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>>9908341
>thinking you have to be handsome to go to a con

If you saw the hambeasts from ponychan/EqD you would really take that back
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>>9908271
hey Im going to everfree nw
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>>9908235
anon is curious to know what you are up to
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>>9908329
is that an animu mabel?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2reYVfCVQ
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>>9908350
Come on Asspirant don't tease me like that. God I want this

>white
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>>9908353
The only reason I don't regret Diablo 3 is because I did have fun playing it with friends for a bit and I made a few hundred dollars.
>>
I don't like Leth's new fetish.
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>>9908367
SHE DYED HER COAT FOR THE EVENING
DEAL WITH IT
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>>9908302
Shut up, it was a joke.
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>>9908362
>that feel
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>>9908373
Exactly.
At the end of the day I still want a comfy bed and good food and water.
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>>9908391
which is
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>>9908350
...candle-light perhaps?
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>>9908350
>Lights off?
yes, with the high window open
it must be an amazing night for the both of us
>white
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>>9908321
>flatrate
>mmo without the drawback that kept me from mmos
fuck, now I'm gonna lose all of my social life
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>>9908350
>wild mane Rarity

My penis requires more of it.
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>>9908416
LPS
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>>9908307
Went to one a while back, I had fun
>>9908354
My bday, newjob pays hella much, this is like 3/4ths of one paycheck
>>9908378
Cool!
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>>9908362
Wasn't there a sequel to Hotel Dusk? Was that any good?
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>>9908416
Pets
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>>9908367
>>9908386
>>9908424

I imagined the light from the moon tinting it brighter than what it is, but perhaps that's just me.

Plus grey is just such a strange color for describing one that's elegant.
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>>9908320
That's a new one
I wish you the best of luck in your quest for fetish related content!
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>>9908307
i went to blizzcon in 2012, that was a lot of fun
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>>9908383
Yes, it's Cromartie-style Mabel by UC77. Just realized I posted a slightly lower-res version though. Have this.
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>>9908434
>>9908444
]i also like the pet show
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>>9908436
I wish I had a hella job like that. Oh well
At least next year seems profitable.
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>>9908425
Pinkie's sad because she wants to do burlesque in an age where burlesque is dead
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>>9908374
So would I brother
So would I....

>tfw no Harshwhinny fics
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>>9908362
can you play Hotel Dusk on an emulator?
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>>9908448
oh
will you write it?
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>>9908448
Bluish grey darling.
AND IT'S HER COLOR SO DEAL WITH IT
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>>9908434
>>9908444
how do you know this
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>>9908329
nah, you don't have to if you don't want to. It's better off than what >>9908239 did
>>9908344
I want Skyrim's gameplay with Oblivion's mechanics in Morrowind's setting.
and here's a pony so we're not completely off topic
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>>9908448
Uh... milky marble?

Actually, Milky Marble sounds like a pretty good pony name. Hmm.
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>>9908492
he's openly said it in the threads
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>>9908329
Nah, we're just finding excuses to be bitchy because we're Anons.
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>>9908390
Steve?
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>>9908498
>and here's a pony so we're not completely off topic
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>>9908526
no
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>>9908473
Best part it is 75% work from home, so I get to spend the 30 minutes I would have driving jogging a mile and showering in the morning. Feels goodman
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>>9908390
the only reason i dont regret diablo 3 is because i diddnt pay for it
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>>9908526
Consuela?!
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>>9908479
yes
use no$gba or DeSMume
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>>9908475
Maybe someday...
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>>9908498
She's a pretty cute pony, eh?
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>>9908484
Yes yes, love her for what she is and so on.
I just have a penchant for the dramatic, and white is a good symbolic color in addition to my own scene idea.

She'll be grey from now on, I promise.

>>9908480
Sure. It'll have to take a number though, or I'll have to type it up in a thread some time soon. I'd do it tonight but I've got some stuff to get done. Never enough hours in the day, I swear.
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>>9908515
no he didnt
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>>9908559
Of all the grey pegasi she's my favorite.
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>>9908556
That still works.
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>>9908438
there was, but i dont think it was ever released in the us
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>>9908560
Personally I can wait. No hurry.
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>>9908559
How is the water not falling out?

Derpy is very silly.
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>>9908559
of all the grey wall eyed pegasi she is my favorite
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>>9908564
They are embellishing using the word "fetish" but
Leth literally said that he thinks LPS is a better show than MLP.
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>>9908474
it's not dead to me
I would watch pinkie burlesque when ever she wanted
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>>9908564
I'm pretty sure he did

not the fetish thing but he definitely talked about watching it
>>
why aren't you trying to become the next buttcoin millionaire?
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>>9908307
>not going to a pony con
>as long as you are >300lbs or <125lbs you are already beat out most of the guys there
>Not chatting it up with some chick itchin for a dickin knowing she is probably into RP of your waifu
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>>9908425
I could kind of rant on about the things I like about the game but I'm trying not to be too off topic spam.
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>>9908564
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S8752248#p8753232
fuck you
he said he likes the dumb purple dog cartoon
it's a thing that happened
don't try to redact history
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>>9908590
False.
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>>9908573
>>9908588
But how many of those are there?
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>>9908609
He said it he found it more funny than MLP
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http://clopfic.heroku.com/

i just saw this.

Fuck me man. I can't believe I'm legit sad about a website for porn stories about MLP.
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>>9908611
why didn't you file your taxes sooner?
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>>9908611
I bought a bitcoin and it lost half its value before it even arrived
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Understand understand
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>>9908631
I don't know. 2 or 3?
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>>9908593
>Pinkie will never give you a private show in her burlesque costume
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>>9908593
What about her friends?
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>>9908644
>no more Date with a Princess
noooooooooooo!
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>>9908590
He said it's funnier, but not better.
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>>9908585
I warn you it may be somewhat short. Writing strictly sex kind of limits what I feel I can put into a work as far as descriptions.

Would you like to toss in something leading up to it? Or should it just begin after a night out on the town or somesuch?
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>>9908647

buy low sell high m8
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>>9908663
BOOP
https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8hzFno-KzEScC1sWlNwRlozeG8/edit?pli=1
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>>9908627
Oh I guess you thought it was funnier.
Still pretty bad.
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>>9908654
Your fired
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Goolestia is best
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>>9908611
Bitcoins are fucking retarded.

>expending real-world resources to "mine" for digital resources
>when every nation already has a more efficient tool for creating digital currency called the spreadsheet
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>>9908593
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>9908627
leth confirmed for false flag
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>>9908672
>Would you like to toss in something leading up to it?
That would be great if you could. It's one of my biggest fetishes
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>>9908696
>not Jelestia
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>>9908696
Why is she looking at me like that?
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>>9908644
fuck...
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>>9908694
My fired?
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>>9908649
I've never gotten the hype behind this pony
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>>9908644
;_;7
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>>9908720
You're Little Pony
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>>9908658
>"It was hard to slip on, but the look wouldn't be complete without it"
>"Hope you like the color~"
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>>9908498
>I want Skyrim's gameplay with Oblivion's mechanics in Morrowind's setting.
One day. One day...
For now, though, OpenMW looks promising.
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>>9908720
Yes.
Pack your cubical with muffins and see me in the morning.
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>>9908644
ha ha

faggots
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>>9908658
>>9908740
>she will never sing and wiggle her tushie to a self playing piano
>she will never slowly take off a sleeve as you sit inches from her
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>>9908721
I think she's a cute kelpie.
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>>9908704
>tfw can't even trust leth anymore
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>>9908696
She looks very clumy
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>>9908707
Well I was asking if you had anything in mind yourself, but I can come up with something for you if you like.

Night on the town, just had dinner with her parents, just having a nice night in when things heat up...

Lots of choices.
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>>9908715
She wants the Sunny D
It's easier to absorb the nutrients in this form
Plus some cuddles afterward
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>>9908649
>Ipsy
>Jet Set Radio

Am I missing something here?
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Is this hair poofy/disheveled enough for someone lying down on her side? I've never done anything like this and I don't want it looking weird.
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>>9908644
All those fics gone... like tears in rain
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>>9908767
>Sunny D
Hehe.
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WHAT'CHA LISTENING TO, ANON?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1TFxao0oI

inb4 everyone replies with videogame STs
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>>9908696
My only question is how do I make coitus with it?
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>>9908644
still hurts man. still hurts

all those fics

lost in the rain
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>>9908767
>Goo pony ideas starting

And with that, I need to exit before I delay myself further.

Good night MLPG.
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>>9908753
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>>9908785
i used the site to look for rape fics

now i use fimfication

nothing of value was lost
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>>9908785
to be fair, the fics themselves are still out there, it's just the index that's gone
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>>9908813
>>9908785
Eh. Close enough
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>>9908796
Someone gave me Steady Diet of Nothing and I am giving it a few listens. I just can't get into it though.
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>>9906398

Twilight is the main character of a cartoon show about pastel ponies. It's not supposed to be edgy or have complex twists. That's how children's shows are, that's how TV can be. All I can say to the people who do not like her recent plot armor increase is this:

There is no need to be upset, you could not have stopped it.

If a character is becoming something you dislike - simply enjoy the show for all the others you do. That's one of the great things about MLP, there are many ~mane~ characters to enjoy, and they all tend to get a lot of attention.
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>>9908784
Yes.
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>>9908796
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM
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>>9908796
FUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVkVV422FI
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>>9908796
It's not on youtube, but I found the damn thing.

http://www.hdtrailerz.com/music-videos/pop-star
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>>9908796
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhSpsbOEyKM

hue hue hue hue
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>>9908823
Braeburned pls
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>>9908784
Looks fine for lying on side.
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>>9908804
When you put your hand into a pile o' goo, that was best pony's flank, you'll know what to do
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>>9908834
>read that in his voice

well done
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>>9908823
>implying all those fics from that site moved to FIMFiction
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>>9908766
>dinner with her parents
DO THAT
I WANT TO SEE HER BABY PICTURES
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>>9908796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIW1m3jbEsg
pls rate my taste
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>>9908796
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF3dxVJPKV4
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>>9908831
>Fugazi's sophomore album
oh man, that one is really good
It kinda grows on you
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>>9908796
>
>>9908383
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>>9908863
Uh, the site never hosted the fics themselves. It only linked the fics.
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>>9908837
>>9908847
Cool, thanks! Have an apple for your trouble!
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>>9908863
Oh fuck.

All those google docs and image fics
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>>9908879
is there a better place to start cause i feel like there is definitely a core of something i could get
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>>9908852
FORGET IT MARGE, IT'S CHINATOWN!
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>>9908834
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>>9908904
The pastebins

Won't someone please think of the pastebins?
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>>9908796
https://soundcloud.com/dreieckmann/sets/mega-man-vr
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>>9908796
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diT3FvDHMyo

>>9908899
I am not used to this kind of apple.
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>>9908845
i like male on female rape only

still waiting on luna and cadence being raped

>>9908863
i don't care, i only want teh rape fics
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>>9908796
pankiest album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azXLPL-iuSI&list=PL1E423BAD57528E7D
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>>9908796
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVbnpOsKDpQ
I like it, it's weird.
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I am masturbating to you right now.
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>>9908925
What about this kind?
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>>9908894
>>9908904
>>9908927
>not realizing the fics on pastebins

It's like the more I reply, the more they dig themselves deeper.
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>>9908925
That's fine, I haven't seen that kind in a long, long time. Makes me wonder where she's gone...
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>>9908942
>You will never find fluttershy's collection of r34 on you
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>>9907987
who the fuck let lisa frank out of jail
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>>9908927
How would you even rape Luna
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>>9908962
Fucking go away scum.
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>>9908682
THANK YOU JESUS
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>>9908927
oh wow
It feels like I declined your request ages ago, I'm sorry to hear you're still looking
Good luck with that
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>>9908962
>says the guy crying over erotic MLP fanfics
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>>9908942
>oh harder
>HARDER ANON
>FILL MY CUNNY
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>>9908796

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyEJxzQM24Q
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>>9908942
Don't finish without permission~
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>>9908994
by forcing her into sex with you that she does not desire
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>>9908978
What? Was she really in jail?
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>>9908962
It just makes it easy to spot the ponychanners that aren't from /co/.
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>>9908995
no

>>9908998
>implying I was frustrated over this
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>>9908864
and, assuming this is leading into sex
she teases you endlessly as payback
>"well, I simply HAD to get you back for laughing at my veggie costumes...," she purrs
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>>9908942
I just got finished masturbating to YOU, Fluttershy.
And your friend Dash too.
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>>9908942
>walk in on Fluttershy reading porn of you
>then she walks in on you masturbating to porn of her
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>>9909018
wikipedia doesn't seem to think so
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>Tfw playing with your favorite pony
>Tfw never wanting to do anything else but be in that moment
>Tfw you wake up
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>>9908827
A file without an index might as well not exist.
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>>9909056
>neither of you brings it up, ever again
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>>9908865
Not my favourite Justice track, but still decent

>>9908844
>eminem
>not the Marshal Mathers EP

>>9908932
>my nghgbBVVVVVVVVV

>>9909013
Shit yo this is my jam

>>9908906
Have you heard Repeater yet?
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>>9909056
>the two of you read back-to-back
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>>9908701
There's a big fucking difference between fiat currency and cryptologic currency.
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>>9909017
>>9908994
What if you mastered Lucid Dreaming, got her to enter your dream, and then controlled the reality of the dream itself to entrap her?
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>>9909019
we're not some sort of hive-mind entity that magically shares knowledge
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>>9909070
fine then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZwPkog-eek
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>>9909056
>walk in on Fluttershy reading porn of you as you masturbate to porn of her
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>>9908815
Goo pone stories are always neat
Good night man
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>>9909070
Nope, someone just gave this CD to me

I think I saw repeater for like 5 bucks at my local record store, maybe I'll grab it
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>>9909004
Pinkie keeps the front gate clean. The back gate is for storing.
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>>9908796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-QfNvVbdrhg#t=43s
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>>9909083
Luna would probably have some power over the dream as well. She could likely fight back.
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>>9909101
>"I taste funny..."
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>>9909058
>In a dream
>Pinkie pie boops me
>She tells me that this is just a dream and when she wakes up I'll be gone
>She's trying to hide her sadness behind her smile
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>>9909115
She's not Applejack, anon
She uses both holes for maximum fun
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>>9909084
Anyone that has lurked for at least a week would know what pastebin is.

There's a difference between not knowing something and not knowing something that's common around here.
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>>9909123
>She could likely fight back.
But in the end, it's your dream.
You could still win.

And to the victor go the spoils.
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>>9909123
>dream fights
That sounds awesome.
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Geez guys

>tfw people like oreo pony and want her to have an ask blog

WHY are they asking me for this though....I should direct them to ross
It'd be a better project for him then that ask the real sweetie bell thing.
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>>9909100
I want more butt-scratching ponies.
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>>9909100
>"wanna trade?"
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>>9909115
>implying Pinkie isn't a back-door girl
nigga...
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>>9909018
I think anon was just being facetious.
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>>9909140
You could.
Just like someone "could" win against Freddy Kreuger.

But almost nobody does.
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>>9909150
Just do it already
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>>9909102
make sure you're not wasting your time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iklIE9XUUQs
if you don't like "waiting room" then you are
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>>9909150

You see, people might want that or maybe even like that

so ross will never do it ever
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>>9909150
It's what you get for making her cuter, MT.
And you know Ross won't draw pony if he can help it.
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>>9909150
did you at least say ross made her?
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>>9909157
>"beat to porn of myself?"
>How would I... how did you.... is it any good?"
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>>9909150
But they like your version.
If people ask Ross for an Oreo Ask blog, they'll get piles of mashed potatoes and incest.
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>>9909150
MT, not everyone needs an ask blog.

And you know that if Ross got his grubby little fingers on it, he'd ruin it.
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Can someone tell me why you don't like when others write fancition?

>inb4 response waist of time make something original
>inb4 my comeback but it is fun for them
>inb4 something along the lines of it doesn't matter
>inb4 me replying "doing hobbies for anything other than fun"
>inb4 getting nowhere and/spoiler]say i can't inb4
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>>9909150
hijack Ross's OC, like how that guy hijacked Milky.

Oreo Pony General can later be a thing.
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>>9909004
>fucking Pinkie Pie
>she keeps making ridiculous pillow talk that just completely ruins the moment because you're both laughing too hard
>it goes on for hours
hnng, or unf?
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>>9909056
>You start a book club
>Only 2 members
>Only 1 chair
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>>9909151
>you ask Rainbow Dash for a hotdog
>she searches her fridge to she if she has any
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>>9909135
"Y-you promised..."
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>>9909150
ross is a cunt, and he cant draw as good as you anyway.

make an ask blog it'll be fun!
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>>9909058
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>>9909186
>"Not really, but I take what I can get"
>"Why, what do you have of mine?"
>>
>trolls take out of context Family Guy clips, edit them together, and make it look like they predicted the Boston bombings
>Fox pulls the full episode from online, promises it will never be seen again

Somebody should do this with ponies.
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>>9909186
>"If it wasn't, then I wouldn't be asking."
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>>9909135
oh god, pinkie hiding sadness makes me terribly feely
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>>9909189
I like how we're trying to save the OC from its creator
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>>9909189
>if Ross got his grubby little fingers on it
It was his creation originally though.
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>>9909193
I'm fine with people writing fanfiction. I love reading good stories.
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>>9909186
>show her your collection of dirty greentext stories
>"O-Oh my...!"
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>>9909193
I hope she has a license for those hips
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>>9909150
>implying Ross would keep her as a pony and not replace her as a way-too-"stylized" human later.
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>>9909004
>THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PUSSY AND YOU'RE INVITED
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>>9909219
That's the thing. Everything he's done since MT brought her back has been a step for the worse.
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>>9909081
Yes. The latter somehow manages to be way stupider and less useful.

The economy of Fallout made more fucking sense.
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>>9909199
NO
PLEASE
NOT THAT
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>>9908796
>tfw no headphones/speakers
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>>9909230
What if she didn't? Would the police have to confiscate them?
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>>9909205
>>9909212
>"here's something by darf"
>"darf?"
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>>9909126
Maybe she tastes like banana nut muffins or something
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>>9909181
I did. And do.
And I'm not sure it's right to just kinda hijack her...though....HE DID GIVE ME PERMISSION TO DO WHATEVER I WANTED WITH HER~

Huehuehue

I think I'll call her double stuff instead...triple stuff it just...too much.
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>>9909219
Who gives a shit but him?
He can go fuck himself.
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>>9909253
AD NO
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>>9909257
Sounds good to me.
She's a cute pony.
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>>9909193
i dont have a problem with it, i actually wish more people here did it
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>>9909257
I find it hilarious that someone reblogged one of your pictures of her and said that they was glad you had "rescued her from that mean man who draws scary things."
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>>9909135
>when she wakes up you'll be gone
>she
you're not real, anon
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>>9909257
>I think I'll call her double stuff instead...triple stuff it just...too much.
Perfect!
You draw Double Stuf, he draws Triple Stuf.
Yours stays cute and pudgy, his is another vehicle for his fetishes.
It all works out in the end.
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>>9909193
Because most of the time it is shit

and by that I mean
>It involves some fetish shit no one cares about but /d/
>It's about a pony who would never act that way
>It's written like a 5th graders synopsis of "the art of war"
>It ends up in sex or clopshit
90% of the shit I see falls into these categories
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>>9909253
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>>9909050
>>9908864

But you don't want anything fetishy in the act, right? Pure, passionate lovemaking?


No teasing from her or anything, right?

I did that once, was....different.

>>9909101
For my own good I have to resist typing such a story.
I might get a little out of control.
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>>9909252
>cops come in
>restrain her
>Slowly rubs her wide curves
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>>9909219
So was Milky, but someone handled her much better.
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>>9909253
darf ich dich
zum Nachtisch haben
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>>9909257
>I think I'll call her double stuff instead...triple stuff it just...too much.
but have you SEEN double stuff oreo cookies?
keep it triple stuff
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>>9909227
>that feel when pone finds your weirdest greentexts
>that feel when pone asks if you want to act them out, her horn glowing softly
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Fuck you MLPG
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>>9909257
fuck, if you already have permission from him then why are you asking us?
Weren't you asking us earlier how to become more brony popular?
Running a good ask blog is like the fastest way to do that
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>>9909238
>"It's a surprise party!"
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>>9909252
More than that, she'd be doing HARD time
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>>9909257
Did he ever do his half of his trade with you?
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>>9909253
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT

UNLESS IT'S ONE OF THE VANILLA ONES YOU STOP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
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>>9909100
I smell a masturbation contest.

Smells like salty coins and milk.
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>>9909313
He didn't. It kinda makes me sad.
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>>9909238
>>9909307
u-unf
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>>9909292
>It's about a pony who would never act that way

>sexual deviance is out of character for ponies

no fucking shit
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>>9909292
I honestly don't like erotic fiction much.
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>>9909283
420 blaze it.. I mean if that's okay with you...
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>>9909307
Now that's a fucking figure
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It should be Stuf.

Not Stuff or Stuffed.
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>>9909313
>>9909327
I have a feeling this will go like Creepy's "trade" with him
Lots of backpedalling
>>
>tfw you want to draw horse smut but people you know IRL follow you on tumblr and would find out of your work
>tfw I care too much about my reputation IRL to become one of "those people who draw porn of a cartoon for girls"
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>>9909292
>It's about a pony who would never act that way

God fuck yes. This pisses me off more than anything else in bad fanfiction.
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>>9909252
> Would the police have to confiscate them?
They would have to take Twilight to the station and hold her all night
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>>9909304
Y-you too
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>>9909238
pinkie being fun and happy yet innocent with the sex talk gets me all unf-y
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>>9909327
Because he's a piece of shit.

Don't ever do trades with that snot.
He did the same thing with Tess.
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>>9909303
>you back away and tell her you're not interested
>"Oh! This must be that 'greater than rape' thing from that message board you're always on!"
>>
I don't get what the drama was over.
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>>9909333
I wasn't making the points relative to one another bro
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>>9909353
pfff
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>>9909327
He's a scumbag.
Even 0r0 does his part of the trades
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>>9909352
>>9909292
And that's why I nag people about if I maintained a character's personality well throughout a fic/"quest."

Reasonable extensions of character are hard to do with some, especially given the situations they tend to end up in around here.
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>>9909344
How come they don't make double cookie oreos?

I mean, the cookie is the best part after all
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>>9909351
MAKE
ANOTHER
TUMBLR
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>>9909327
I can't say I told you so, only because I wasn't there to warn you
Ross trades never end well for anyone, ever
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>>9909292
>the ponies would never have sex
>they're all virgins
>just like me
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>>9909351
too bad it's literally impossible for a single person to have more than one tumblr or archive of their work

I hate how that's a rule that actually exists in reality
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>>9909277
>>9909294
>>9909319
>"I... What?.. a hundred? I don't think thats possible."
>"Flutters this is porn, anything is possible. What's that you have there?"
>It's a picture of two suited figures dry humping, or at least you think its dry humping
>"Fluttershy, Is this how you really think anons have sexd?"

>"Is this how you think ponies have sex?"
>"..."
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>>9909333
>implying he was only mentioning clopfics when he had a seperate line for that
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>>9909351
make a new blog then.

or post it here instead.

If your friends are artistically-inclined, they'll understand any porn you do. Trust me.
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>>9909396
My nigga. I'd buy just the cookie if I could.
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>>9909344

>not triple-double

do you even oreo
>>
What if sex was possible in Equestria but no one ever practiced it recreationally? It was just something they did to have children every once in a while.

What if you were transported to such an Equestria?
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>>9909380
I don't either
why did kraut have to die
I thought tofu was cute and fun
but someone had to go and murder them both
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>>9909420
Now you're just being silly.
>>9909401
Well i don't regret drawing this...that much.
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>>9909412
>"It's called fantasy."
>both said it at the same time
>sex out of curosity
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>>9909296
maybe a little playful teasing before things get intimate
but yes. pure, passionate lovemaking.
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>>9909420
I just wanted one that had an example of "Stuf" written on the packaging.

Like not that one.
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>>9909296
>Pure, passionate lovemaking?
Yes
>No teasing from her or anything, right?
A bit but not much. The first thing is the only important thing
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>>9909420
Oh gosh, is there any cookie left in that?
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>>9909248
I feel like I'm missing something.
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>>9909420
>half chocolate
nice concept, poor execution
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>>9909421
>sex was possible in Equestria but no one ever practiced it recreationally
Because it wasn't enjoyable? Or do you mean it just never occurred to them that sex is a lot of fun?
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>>9909435
You drew something for him to jack off to later. That's pretty gross.
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>>9909421
time for Equestria to experience the magic of the Free Love movement
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>>9909441
>>9909437
Alright, gotcha.
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>>9909442

thats a 3-2 cookie to creme ratio

that's more cookie than double stuf
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>>9909420
Holy shit, I have been living under a rock. These exist?
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>>9909420
>not having it name "Murrica.png"
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>>9909463
To be fair I draw porn...someone is always jerking it later to my work sooner or later
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>>9909463
That's not fat enough for ross to jerk off to
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>>9909296
C'mon
You know you wanna
At least make a pastebin
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>>9907740
>1 or fewer
>just tried to make a new email for official shit the other day
>firstname.lastname@gmail.com
>already taken
YOU LIE, WEBSITE
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>>9909469
I've never seen them, but I bet they sell them in the South.
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>>9909463
>That's pretty gross.
what's it like being such a prude
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>>9909435
What's an oops oreo?
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>>9909420
>not eating Lyroreos
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>>9909421
I'm ok with this