Old thread: >>9883152Topic: Discuss the wonders of scarf ponies.
Did I hear something
Will the CMC ever be relevant in the show again?
>>9886038Yes, no OCs.
Does anyone have any pictures of that cute scarf pony OC? I only have porn of her
>>9886042Only when they become the princesses of being terrible at everything
>>9886042I sure hope so.
>>9886038Go back to bed, SaffronRenne is calling
>>9886056Wait, you have porn of her?link?
>>9886056Were you referring to this, perhaps?
>>9886042I hope so, they need to meet Babs's Manehattan friends.
>>9886066>ate all the cookiesthere are still cookies bitch
>>9886108I guess he's talking about Cloudia.
>>9886055what the heck potato don't swear
>>9886108We cute ocs?
>>9886038I want your butt, but you're so sweet ;-;
My legs are starting to hurt with all this talk of exploding legs.
>>9886147Sure, why not?
photoshop a picture of twilight sparkle with teedy roosevelt
>>9886022YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT
>>9886104No one cares about your shitty game, take it to the steam chat
>>9886173I love night ponies.They might even be cuter than regular ponies.
brb gotta take the browns to the superb owl
>>9886138don't call people potatoit's rude
>>9886074I'll be honest, I'd try to get all of the dicks
>>9886202it's past your bedtime
>>9886128>>9886188...I really have been gone long, my first thought seeing this was 'wow, haven't seen that in a while'.
>>9886178Oh god, It's learning!
>>9886188There need to be more animated asses.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon?I hear it was a bombing runthat was fucking horrible, shoot me
Speaking of RQ, did that guy finish the minecraft templeborg?
TOUCH MY BUTT
>>9886227Go back to the dead horse with me~Also the game is on.
>>9886175no one did it
>>9886227so would there be competition between the sisterhood of the slutty pegasuses and the homosexual stallion brigade or could they live in peace together?
>>9886262lyra pls go
>>9886153Oh, that one.A shame she doesn't exist anymore.
>>9886240le epic may may dude
>>9886262You can't make me
>"I have porn of that scarf pony">expect Renne>get disappointment
>>9886230I heard ur mum was calling me anyways
>>9886307>not posting it
>>9886311Because we like in a good world.
>>9886278>Rarity discovered Portals.png
I'm not gay but I want to suck a stallion's candy horse cock.
>>9886322I'm saying I have none and would like some
>>9886289>A shame she doesn't exist anymore.what
If you ship Trixie, who do you ship her with?
>>9886284>homosexual stallion brigadewait a fucking second, this is a thing that exists?now i don't have to turn my shitty self-insert OC into a female pegasus to join
>>9886257Not yet, other stuff came upThis is what I've got done so far
>>9886368Yeah, but it doesn't mean I'm gay.
>>9886367why do they both have colds drinking wine?
>>9886390AAAAAAHHHH WHAT DOES IT SAY
Would you sexual a pony if she teased you all day long and licked her lips while staring at your crotch
>>9886388They were drunk.
>>9886388They have the fluThey're drinking equestrian tea in a fancy manner
>>9886365She's been recycled into non-pony after the artist started pulling away from the fandom.She liked Cloudia too much to scrap completely, and thus converted her into something less pony.
>>9886372>not using FedEx
>>988639011/10 would unf again
>>9886383>>>9886227>I'd try to get all of the dicksThere are not enough dicks for both of us you see.
>>9886406just like one of my Japanese animus.i hope the author kills himself
>>9886390>still hovered my mouse over it
>>9886381now all we need is for it to clap
>>9886374I just made it up, so no, it doesn't really existI guess that's your jobAs a slutty mare I wouldn't be inclined to join but I would extend an offering of peace between our two guilds as long as everyone's willing to share the available resources
>>9886463Is this a new scene?
>>9886416Aw man, that's terrible.
>>9886404>licked her lips while staring at your crotchwhy would she do that
>>9886482Not sure.I saved it December 21st, 2012.
>>9886463>tfw it won't be finished
>>9886238There needs to be more Saffron butt, periodI wish LK would just do some more
>>9886479all dat sweatall dose pictchas
>>9886493Well, whaddya gonna do. People drift apart, after all.
>>9886480So I get to be the leader of a merry band of gay stallions?Neat. How are we going to share? Maybe we should travel in groups planning out our slut trips beforehand so our routes don't clash?
>>9886240normally a joke like this doesn't bother me but everywhere i go now internet nerds are making this type of joke for the shocking reactions thinking they are being funny.
What does a pony blowjob feel like?
Still angryNeed anger soothing pony
Fuck yall talkin about RQnow I gotta draw more of them
>>9886526Tess hats us doesn't he?
>>9886526>tfw watching Chinadoll argue with herself over whether or not to make Cloudia a porn character>watching her yo-yo back and forth between hating ponies and wanting to be brony famousIt's better that she left completely, it was driving her nuts
>>9886558>Trixie's first magic blow job
>>9886558>Trixie attempting to go super sayian
>>9886526Is there a link to the artist's recent stuff? I noticed his stuff hasn't been updated in a while anywhere.
>>9886559memes are the death of humor and creativitywhy work hard at being legitimately funny when they can just keep making the same bullshit over and over
>>9886567go to sleep
>>9886560bags of tongues
Dang, I don't save enough non-pony art.
>>9886596For a second I thought that was Rainbow Dash fascinated with a toilet
>>9886616>non pony artwhat's the point?
>>9886597better or worse?
>>9886626non pony art can be nice to look at too
>>9886601I want to sleep on anons chest.We need more cute pony TF
>>9886644I really like the idea of pony TF, but I don't want to make with some filthy anon.I need a pony to be transformed into a human as well.
>>9886629>>9886641the fuck? that's not what I posted...
>>9886644>cute pony TFNo we don't.
>>9886641have some flutterhips
>>9886663Why does it always have to slutty pet pony?
>>9886669anger rising intensely
>>9886629OH GOD IT'S SO FUCKING YELLOW LIKE THE SUN I COULDN'T EVEN TELL IT WAS PORN
>>9886659that's fucking greatI don't think there's a single fic like that>>9886678where do you think you are, anon
>>9886678That's another thing we don't need
>>9886678It doesn't Aspirant said he would do something similar that was just cute, which I'd love>>9886683pfftt
>>9886679Will this help?
>>9886683>there's actually a giant horse vag on the sun
>>9886426I guess you're not giving anon all the dicks.
>>9886679Have a cute horse.
>>9886700anger falling slowly
>>9886661why would you attempt to post that?
>>9886691I don't really read fanfiction but I know there's at least one where you and Twilight basically switch bodies that I perused.It was a little weird because it was your old body from your new pony perspective but I still kind of liked it.
>>9886661Someone posted this >>9886630 at the exact second you did, so the picture you wanted was disregarded I guess.
>>9886679is sleepy pony ok?
>>9886717How about this?
>>9886679IF YOU KEEP GETTING ANGRY YOUL SPLODE
>>9886701>It winks>Aurora Borealis
>>9886729it's still worst pony, soanger rising>>9886731could be better
Trixie would make a more badass alicorn than Twilight.
I'm a lonely girl.
>>9886747hey you're not meI'm okay everyone, you can stop posting ponies now.
>>9886722I don't know, that's why I was curious what kind of reaction it would get..
>>9886751>the majestic alicorn
>>9886747What about this?
>>9886747have some ruffled twilight mane!
>>9886731That's cute. Why does she have a fang though?
>>9886751What's your reasoning sir?
>>9886773Rainbow Dash does not have feets
>>9886773>wanting to play with foots rather than hoovies
>>9886773Something is very much not right about those feet and legs
>Comic has an explosion in it.>Made a few days ago.>Look a tthe forum posts about it.>"I'm not so sure the incident in Boston is bad timing so much as the "I regret nothing" underneath it."Yes, stupid person...the artist wrote the comic in the past because she is a fucking TIME TRAVELING TERRORIST!God I wonder why I read furry comics anymore, except for the retarded forum posts...It's like Listening to Fox.
>>9886791My Little Vamponies
>>9886751Yes, yes she would.
>>9886773would lick in between those toes
>>9886795Sure she does! They're at the end of her legs.
>>9886784Twilight is such a little cutie.
>>9886788my anger has dissipated entirely due to the posting of this ponythank you
>>9886848QUIT BEING MEUNLESS I'M NOT MEWHO AM I
>>9886839>IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF LEGS!
>>9886811This anon has the right idea.
>>9886845>>9886784I wish she would gag herself on my cock
>>9886792Twilight is a nervous and fussy bookworm who, while benevolent like her mentor, would waste a lot of time making a situation worse before saving everyone.Trixie would be her usual boastful self but would get shit done. Even if it's only to show off, she would kick ass to protect her subjects.Also Trixie has a nicer butt.
>>9886883What if you have to do the Heimlich Maneuver to get her unstuck?
>>9883152Nope, fuck the rules. Watched the pilot episodes of season one yesterday. Ended up tearing up a bit (a lot) just thinking about how much fun I had talking about a show that involved candy colored, talking ponies. Not too far down the road after the pilot I started hanging out in a tinychat room (Bubblegum's) if anyone remembers that (probably not ;_;). Met some really cool people in there and some are also great friends of mine today. After season 1 had ended I didn't make much of an effort to keep up with threads on /b/ (I didn't spend much time in /co/ threads) and just stayed with the tinychat group. Anyway, enough with my life's story .I wish I had a picture I could post but I'm not at my PC right now. Going through my old favorites list on youtube and.. a looot of videos have apparently been removed :(oh well. Night of pony was the first one I've ever watched and is my favorite, but I don't wanna link something that's probably been over-watched by everyone already. and that goes with a few others too. (I didn't save many to my favorites in the beginning and the few that I did save have been removed) Woops, there I go again. Going on annd ooon. Anyway, a little video that I really enjoy: http://youtu.be/p0Seq8Odk8EHere's hoping season 4 makes up for season 3's mistakes. First two episodes and the last episode were like.. bleh. Faust not working on it has really showed.
>>9886873That really is something I wish I could do, just play with Dash's hooves.She wouldn't like it at first but it would be like that retarded guy from There's Something About Marry letting Ted touch his ears.
>>9886873I would play with both feet and hooves, especially Dash's. Then tease her about how sensitive they are.
>>9886644It ain't luck, it's Destiny.
Lets say you wake up in Equestria as a ponyWhat would you even do all day?Hard Mode: neither you or they have genitals
>>9886935I-what?is there some sort of reference here I'm not gettingwhat does that wizard have to do with cute pony tf
>>9886910You get the same effect with their ears.
>>9886894i can't see it. imgur that shit.
>>9886899Trixie isn't that good at magic. Not to mention the achieving alicornhood is something earn which something one could easily say that Trixie hasn't done.She does have a nice but I guess...
>>9886950I pres the button that destroys Equestria.Problem solved.
>>9886950Fuck, you just killed 3/4 of my ideas. Maybe start a garden.
>>9886918Indubious. Even if she has wings.
>The useless tripfags are here.>Posting useless shit.>For no reason they have their trips out.>Perhaps they will contribute on a post.>But they won't.
>>9886957That face is getting dangerously close to my crotch
>>9886950>that hard modesuicide
>>9886957I wish I had a pony who would enjoy getting petted.
>>9886974I fucking hate /pol/, I see most variations of that on /int/
>>9886975I think the wings just made her even more precious.
>>9886569Did you ever finish that human Chronicle?
>>9886950Start booping every equine I seeNo one will stop my spreeYay spam for pony every
>>9886950Watch as Equestria slowly dies as no new births are possible now.
>>9886957Man, the great thing about pony scratches is that they clearly enjoy the hell out of it since the one time Spike gave AJ some scratchin she went from angry to melting in his claws.SO they canon would love to get some scratching done by anon
>>9886970>linking LoL shitreported
>>9886992God damn it I keep spoilering imaegs for no reason.
>>9886950i choose easy/medium
>>9886970Is that really you, Deaf?You've somehow become infinitely more annoying since returning.
>>9887024You've seen me post twice.
Did LK stram today?
>>9887013>SO they canon would love to get some scratching done by anonYou ever had someone scratch an itch on your back? Feels so good. You don't have to be a pony to appreciate that.
>>9886950I'd go have a real SSA apple pieI'd go gem hunting with spikeI'd visit city hallI'd get a job thereI'd Lick the featureless are between Mayor Mares legs
Zev just did a human Trixie.All of my unfs.
>>9887033I've been here the past 3 threads.
>>9887013Well he's just scratching her rear-end, while she's "in season".
>>9887033Technically 1 post is technically beyond an infinite number of zero posts.
>>9887008You're a mad man>>9886981see in pony jail
>>9886463Does anyone have the one with trixie saying "you probably got half of ponyville pregnant" and some smug mexican
>>9887048The fuck is up with that lower back?
>>9887041I agree, i guess my point was that they aren't accustomed to receiving that good feeling from fingers.
>>9887048Would suck those monster milk titties
>>9887013oh boy oh boy
>>9887059>Nobody will never do police pone and zebra cop
>>9887073You're being too cute, Apple Bloom.Please don't stop.
Are you fucks ready for some nostalgia?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8_8mrGkcCo
>>9887013>Guard catches you doing whatever they thing humans do that is illegal.>Five seconds later they are putty in your hands.>"T-t-t-t-thi...haa-haas to b-eeeee assault~"
>>9887094oh fuck, don't stop
>>9887048I always imagined Trixie would look a lot like twilight, but trixie stuffs and wears a padded bra
>>9887095SHE'S SO FLUFFY
>see this girls art>its shit>find out she posts masturbation videoson second thought, its not all that bad
>>9887130That dog kind of looks like Twilight Sparkle
>you will never be a special somepony to a special pony
>>9886404>Would you sexual>you sexual>sexuallol'dNice 404
>>9887147What if everyone got a special some pony and you got stuck with some oddly colored background mare who had a meh personality?
>>9887149>This is the only thing Celestia can make herself without destroying the kitchen.
>>9887176Did you decide on a new laptop yet
>>9887167well that wouldn't be a special somepony, know would it?
>>9887176>tfw no one will ever draw him
>>9887170http://annamolli.com/she has videos of her painting that while nude
>>9887159That naga cosplay....also Doxy art really makes you wanna be a softer artist with a better grasp on genitals
>>9887203I guess not, huh
>>9887199I like you.
>>9887166>>9887125This guy makes some good videos.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0-J4fBO_3Q
>>9887218>with a better grasp on genitals
>>9887194Not yet. I think I found the one I want, but I gotta sell my desktop first.
>>9887220Awww, thank you.
>>9887213>le nerd XDno thanks
>>9887237Good luck human
hey do you guys like mystery boxes
>>9887187>That picThere goes my smile.
>>9887254No, they're too mysterious.
>>9887213>buy it nowNo thanks.
>>9887254No, but then again I don't like mysteries.
>>9887254what was inside of Pinkie?
>>9887239I don't like you
>>9887254GG what young ponies haven't you drawn before?
>>9887254You exhausted the mystery boxes.I feel like we've learned the mystery.
>>9887254Pretty good but I would really like to see some more pony comics from you.
i dont like the internet anymore.
my wings are softand they're very ticklish
>>9887288may I touch them?
>>9887288Can you post a picture?
I need all the drawing refs, thank you in advance
>>9887257What's wrong, anon?
>>9887287I thought it was a boy?
>>9887245He has a name Lyra
Why is Nanaki posting here and not writing?
>>9887287That's not pony, don't bring it here.
>>9887288I want to pet them and rub them and squeeze them.
>>9887287Then get rid of your facebook.
>>9887303too cutewhere are the rest
>>9887287Okay I don't mean to be /pol/ here, but come on. That is just WAY too coincidental.
>>9887287she's pretty hot, I'd fuck her
>>9887287kids just cannot stop dying these days
>>9887288how did you get into my journal?
>>9887287Could have swore it was a boy.Or are they just trying to work up emotions by changing the victims gender for the news?
>>9887296artist-refs.tumblr.comOnce you get past all the 'PSA' shit, it's quite good.
>>9887218doxy is good at a lot of things but horsecocks is not one of them
>>9887293Goddamn that pic is old.
>>9887327That's like Final Destination-tier wanting those Sandy Hook kids dead
>>9887356Credit given where it's dueKudos anon, what would you like me to draw for your victory for you? it won't be good.
>>9887343Yeah, I thought it was a boy who was right next to the bombI think it was his mom who died too
>>9887320I want to tease those nipples
>>9887359I dunno...I kinda like Doxy's vaginas....if I wanna look at horse dicks I'll look at kev'sThough Doxy's horse dicks do have a cute softness too them~
>>9887378>that could have been you and your mom
>>9887343the picture is not from boston it just a random pic from googleand 30,000 idiots fell for it
>>9887380but her nipples are covered, anon
>>9887387>I kinda like Doxy's vaginasYou don't like horses vaginas.
>>9887325There's only two more, one with Octavia and another with Twinklethere's also a template somewhere
>>9887387So Doxy's vaginas with Kev's horse dicks. But whose balls?
>>9887320>seeing both cutiemarksHow lewd
what kind of scenery do you think the crystal empire has besides snow
>>9887395I'VE BEEN TRIGGERED
>>9887392>no massive horse peniswho cares
>>9887403I don't. My favorite kind of pony porn involves human pussy on a pony, not horse pussy.
>>9887403Does Tiara have realistic winking action in his Flashes?
>>9887395If the boy wasn't blown apart, then he must have been pretty bad cause I know the lady who died was pretty fucked up
>>9887414that is one of my favorite thingsright behind huge butts
>>9887287I don't like this fucking planet anymore.
>>9887317speaking of nanaki, i just fapped to the pic of his wolf in a black dress. i still hate nanaki.
>>9887374Trixie of course!
>>9887434>human pussy on a ponyfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagpony pussy is top tier
>>9887448Me either.When are we making a moon colony, bros?
>>9887451QUICK, CLEANSE YOURSELFPURELL BATH, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
>>9887317has nonoko ever written anything except false promises?>>9887451thanks for the update
>>9887453I second this.
>>9886861I am you, and you are me.
>>9887287>pandering to all of humanityDisgusting
>>9887410Braeburned draws the best horse nuts.
>>9887465>>9887448>giving up this easily>letting them win>not removing the problem once and for all
>>9887520Nobody why aren't you drawing horse balls?
>>9887519Seconded. His assholes are also quite nice.
>>9887519Braeburned should join in that autismblocks thing and build a pair of giant, intimidating, frotting, horsecock statues at the island's entrance. To after you have to pass under/between them, right past their big plump balls.
http://i.imgur.com/FXL5X2y.jpgI wish I had a mini mare
>>9887451That little black dress one by DracoJeff?That one came out really nice.>>9887515
>>9887577Giant crossed horsecocks above the gateway into MLPG's little bunker
>>9887577>He makes it out of ObsidianThe boop cannon
Is MLPG too prolific on 4chan?
http://i.imgur.com/iDBmuf1.gif>tfw no creamy mare gf
>>9886727I wrote a porn one like that last year, though it was less of a fic and more a random request I fulfilled.
>>9887594Trixie looks good wet.
>>9887621No. We're fine.
Am I the only one who is creeped out by winking?Shit looks like something from Alien.
>>9887453>>9887482I hate you both
>>9887639Trixie looks good ___
>>9887664>not being turned on by facehuggers.
>>9887664I'm sure it feels a lot better than it looks.
>>9887664Eh, it doesn't bother me much.
>>9887666Hahahaha, thank you though Satan!
>>9887655>Look that thread up> 17 / 7"Popular"
1-3: Draw RQ stuff4-6: Write7-9: Read a quest0: Draw the still life I should have done last week
>>9887624>all that juicethat actually got me hard, what the fuck
>>9887718Read dorf quest.
>>9887720The joke is that she's drinking semen.
>>9887664I don't know how many times I've wished I saved this erotic Alien .gif where I could post it here.
>>9887677Would you go tongue deep in a horse cunny if it meant it would latch on and lay eggs in your stomach which would eventually hatch and burst through your chest?
>>9887721What if Pinkie Pie got that all over your pants?
>>9887746Pip, what are you doing? Those a girl's underwear, you're a boy!
>>9887746alright, now make his junk burst out of them
>>9887763He confused, help him out
>>9887670Trixie looks great.
>>9887752Sounds like a pleasant way to goI'd rather a non-fatal delivery method thoughHell, if they just heal me up afterwards, I think I could learn to live with it
>>9887754I'd take them off and blast inside that sopping vag
If your favorite pony was already in a relationship would you support it?
Would you help pony get her medical degree?Would you provide pony with a copy of Gray's Anatomy?
>>9887809>gray's anatomy >medical degreeYou know I was about to laugh, but those kind of shows didn't really hurt when it came to learning
>>9887808>AppleDashGet that outdated shit out of my face
>>9887826>>9887832So you wouldn't be supportive of pony love?
>>9887808As long as she's happy.
>tfw no pone Soul Hackers art
>>9887831anon plsit's a real book
>>9887754lick it up
>>9887779I'll just send him to Catholic school. They'll fix him.
>>9887831>he thinks gray's anatomy is just a shownigga..................
I wish we'd stop talking about pony vaginal clenching and talk about the better sort of clenching.The nonsexual cuddle clenching.
>>9887854nah, that's overkillwe just need to let him try out a bunch of different outfits until he finds what he's most comfortable in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hM7Ura6Q4wguy in a pinkie pie shirt shown on camera stealing merchandise at the marathon
>>9887809Fuck that. Premed students are a bunch of cunts.Pony will grow up as an artist and be true Renaissance mare.
>>9887848I WANT ALL THE PONIES TO WEAR APPLEJACK'S HAT
>>9887848Not that archaic garbage, no.THIS pony love on the other hand...
>>9887875I want whatever makes her the most happy. If she is happier with me, then I'd support it, but if she is happier in another relationship, I won't ruin it for my own selfish wants.
>>9886980I'd be glad to post gif's/pones/whateverI'm no drawfag and I just barely started being a writefag but I'll post if ya ask.>just mind my generic windows filenames...
>>9887878What about both at the same time?
>>9887896>Rarijack>2012Anonymous, quit living in the past.
>>9887896>anon arrives in Equestria>the ponies are indeed all in love with eachother, but it's all wrong>Twilight is cuddling with Applejack, Rainbow Dash is in bed with Lyra>"NO NO NO" anon proceeds to pull the ponies off of each other and lay them down next to the "right" pairs>"THERE"
>>9887878From one fetish to the next, that's the MLPG way!
>>9887754That'd be a waste, I'd be diving into that delicious pussy
>>9887881I was going to defend them by saying that they could have left stuff there, but they are all taking the same coloured stuff.Humanity in a shellnut
>>9886365sdflasjdlfahere have a shitty drawing of here
>>9887930>Twilight is cuddling with Applejack,>implying I'd mind thatTwijack 4 lyfefuck the police
>>9887930>it's all wrong>Twilight is cuddling with ApplejackWhat?
>>9887879That explains the pirate outfit.
>>9887930I'm not going to lie. I lol'd.
>>9887920>S3 premier>things are better when they're a Raritywhat you smokin
>>9887961is shit ship
>>9887961>best apple shipDid you just head in from Stupidtown or something?
>>9887951whoa that's really cute for a random ponythanks
>>9887966If you can't tell from the fact that I always draw the eyepatch I'm really fond of the anti-canon that it's real.
>>9887951That's cute, yo.
>bomb and marathon puns everywhere i gofuck i need to take a break from the internet but i dont know where else to go
>>9887930>Big Mac and Cheerilee hanging out at a cafe chatting as friends>anon sidles up to them and slides their seats together>he pushes them together and whispers "Babies. Make Babies"
>>9887984Yeah, it's pretty low tier, just barely above Twidash and Flarity.
worst ships -flutterdashrarijack
>>9887909The fetish flavor of the week is pet transformation/slaveryI'll need 500 words on the subject, either sexual or cute (or both!) will be acceptedWhen can I expect your submission?
The best ship - the BEST ship - is Magnum and Pearl
>>9888014make a run for it!
>>9888019>FlutterDashDash is too self centered for anyone else and Fluttershy likes a mare with gusto, that's why she keeps angel around.
>>9888019You completely fucked up.worst ships - AppleDashTwiShyThat's better.
>>9888056it's not shipping if it's canonit's much better
>>9888074whoa, you messed things up againworst ships - pinkieshytwidash
>>9888089I hope we get to see a pregnant Cadence.
>you will never be a midget just the right size for climbing inside a horse vagina and chilling out inside her uterus
>>9888089So has anybody asked Meghan if Cadance is going to outlive Shinning Armour?
>>9888112Considering we didn't even get to see pregnant Mrs. Cake, doubtful.I wonder what Mrs. Cake's maiden name was
>>9888104>implying either ship is really that badI stick with what I have chosen.worst ships -AppleDashTwiShy
>>9888118>You will never jerk off a horsecock that's longer than you are tall
>>9888136Mrs Cake could theoretically have been pregnant during her previous scenes. It'd be hard to tell on a chubby horse.
>>9888137you gotta fix that autocorrect man, it keeps getting your post wrong
Day 584/15/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,650 (Running Total: 366,376)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 23,225 (Running Total: 1,555,718)Approaching two months of Hiatus. No end in sight.Hope your emergency boop rations won't be squandered. Stay strong.
>>9885970Why would they be wearing scarves? Ponies don't feel cold.
>>9888104>>9888137Hey, TwiDash may be complete brony shit, but what's wrong with PinkieShy?
>>9888165That's not even a pony LethHow am I supposed to stay strong if you can't even post a pony?
>>9888165>tfw you used all of your boops in one night
http://i.imgur.com/NAktOY1.jpgIs Pinkie this pink on the inside?
>>9888183They're pets. Leth loves pets now.
>>9888162And what exactly is wrong with my post?
>>9888186That's impossibleNo one could survive that
>>9888165LethSeriously LethStop reportingIt's just depressing us all.
>>9888183>not knowing that Leth is a petfucker now
>>9888203>depressingIt keeps me optimistic.
>>9888165> implying I need boop when I have pygeum
>>9888193HOLD ONFINISHING BIO PROJECT
>>9888186you want some of mine? I got way too many and I've been trying to burn through them as fast as I can
>>9888203Every day till you like it
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>9888202There wasn't much left of the bodyEver get really carried away?
>>9888222> till you like itI stopped liking it ages ago, and yet you persist.
>>9888233I don't get this post, what does it mean?
One day you wake up and you're Pinkie Pie!But you are trapped in the stock vector pose. Forever.
>>9888257I haven't booped in so long anonHold me please
>>9888272have one on the house
What if pone was very little?
>>9888286That thing looks horrifying.
>>9888286I want to know how to do this
I know that this isn't pony, but anyone here with a 3DS to tell me if Crimson Shroud is any good?Have a best filly for you troubles.
>>9888284this pony loves sucking dicks
>>9888299>posting worst fillyreported
>>9888165I'm not sure I understand those numbers. Why is there such a big difference between estimated total and "running" total posts?
>>9888286I'd carry them around in my pocket and feed them peanuts and breadcrumbs
>>9888036I can give it a shot but you'll have to bear with me. Not too confident in my writing.
>>9888286Are those black dots on his hand for camera tracking or is he covered in moles?
>>9888315Reported for announcing a report
>>9888286Then it wouldn't be possible to have sex in the traditional sense, but you could still find ways to pleasure each other. I wonder what a giant tongue would feel like on Pinkie's pussy?
>>9888319MLPG is not /mlp/
>>9888319Daily vs. Total Hiatus, I think.
>>9888074>>9888104>>9888137>>9888181You mean the don't just have a mane 6 orgy with a different 7th pone every other weekend?Weak.
>>9888332>you will never have a ponka in your blah blah blah I got distracted
>>9888332> not possible to have sex in the traditional senseLost interest there.
What if you went out on the town with Celestia?
>>9888336ah, I see. So, does that also count posts from all the MLPG /co/ threads?
>>9888357Oh yeah, the poly ship!
>>9888394What?I wasn't paying attention
>>9888322Take your time, I'm out for the night anywayHere's this if you want a greentext jumping off point: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1366081587948.png
>>9888251wow, not to mention that and this combined means that one asshole took up two of the three slots by tossing money around and raising the bidding by 30 and 40 dollars at a time. I don't blame Braeburned with going with the highest bid, but for fuck's sake this guy really did a good job of making himself look like a royal cunt. 10/10 I'm mad.
>>9888319The first number is estimated MLPG posts today. Running total is since hamburger time started.The Second number is estimated /mlp/ posts today. Running total is since hamburger time.
>>9888357>>9888404polyship best ship
>>9888036Have anypony in mind? Do you want a kind of "Anon is pony/Pony is human" type deal where Anon is the pet? Or what? Work with me here.
>>9888386whisper dirty things in her ear and have a rough quicky with her in the bushes while telling her she's a dirty pony for doing something like this in public
>>9888423Twirity is the cutest one.>that anon will never do that Twilycorn/Rarity fic
>>9888385Maybe you could squeeze your finger in there and wiggle it about? It'd be fun listening to Pinkie switch between ticklish giggles and moans of pleasure.
Version 6.0 2: Electric Boogaloo.Fixed the head as suggested, so now it doesn't look so flat.I'm thinking of continuing the cute theme for pics, something along the lines of a tiny Rainbow Dash giving Scootaloo a noogie. Not sure what the size difference should be though, maybe teddy bear size.
Help me decide, MLPGOkami HDInfamous 2Little Big Planet 2God of War 1Metal Gear 1 (not solid)Should I even bother with Metal Gear?
>>9888428Me personally, I'd like a situation where anon is transformed into pony and pony into human. Anon pony becomes pet to ponyhuman. Pony can be whomever, but I'd like Fluttershy.
>>9888458No, it really wouldn't.I'm not in junior high any more.
>>9888423This is adorable.
>>9888408Sounds good. Will post pastebin when done.And here on the boards, if you guys want it
>>9888428>"Anon is pony/Pony is human" That sounds pretty excellentReally any of them would be fine, I'm not picky
>>9888458Or she could poledance on your cock
>>9888471>giving someone pleasure = casual babby tier junior high bullshit
Too many hugs
>>9888416I still don't understand why it's called hamburger time. I think the joke went over my head.
>>9888428Do that but with stallion x femanon
>>9888414Man, what an asshole.
>>9888515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msGvEtmR970you don't call it hiatus you call it hamburger time
>>9888463>Should I even bother with Metal Gear?Metal Gear is okay but kinda wonky. Metal Gear 2 is definitely worth it though.
>>9888467I like where that's going. Anon becomes a pony and isn't used to the body. Fluttershy becomes a human and because reasons is taking the transformation better than Anon. She "takes care" of him as a result?Now I'm thinking giving Lyra a transformation might be pretty fun too. You'll get that psycho human-rape thing going on. Yep, my imagination's going nuts right now.
>>9888519you mean stallionanon x femhumanpony, rightriiight
>>9888504> sticking in a pinkie because she's uncomfortable with more> NOT junior highPlease, be quicker to jump down my throat in the future. I'm certain it's meant to be endearing.
>>9888408this is pretty homo, but stoned faps are fucking great, can't argue with that
>>9888555>Please, be quicker to jump down my throat in the future. I'm certain it's meant to be endearing.that's what she said
>>9888463Okami HD.How is this even a hard decision.
Would you rather have a really big pony or a really tiny pony
>>9888579REALLY BIGTHE BIGGEST
>>9888567boy do I have some smut for youhttp://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1366082316482.pngtrigger warning: full homo
>>9888554I don't even know any more
>>9888286>>9888518These are killing me.
>>9888522I just barely started one. All that's in there right now is a Mute Anon 2 WIP that I'm starting.>http://pastebin.com/u/livi
>>9888536Ohh, I see. Thanks.
>>9888579Anything but tiny, really.
>>9888579TINY TINYTINY PONES ARE BEST PONESYOU CAN TAKE THEM EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ADMISSION FOR THEM
>>9888579teeny teeny tiny
>>9888573>A tripfag.>Not contributing anything.Tell me, how are you useful in mlpg? right now you contribute nothing. You are the rch of the general.
>>9888467>>9888485>>9888519>>9888554Looks like I'm making a few versions of this...
>>9888579Either way I'll find a way to sexual
>>9888654Right onI can already tell we're going to be buddies
>>9888652Constant bitching is a worse than them just posting.
>>9888579I would like a Mewball-sized horse pls
>>9888579How big is really big?
>>9888567Getting high in ponyville and then getting sucked off by 2-3 mares at a time would be heaven.
>>9888579Only as long as the pony is /really/ big
>>9888686I aim to please.I'm gonna start working on some of these tonight and I'll post em tomorrow as soon as I finish one. They'll keep coming.Keep an open eye out, I might start threads to release em'. But they'll be in the pastebin just in case.
>>9888579REALLY REALLY REALLY BIG
>>9888736>not getting baked and having just one tongue your frenulum for 2-3 hours
>>9888730>not a mewball XL
>>9888750>not having all three tongue your frenulum
>>9888626Lap size, yes please.
>>9888750oh god, I would explode
>>9888579Whatever size is just the right amount for pony to stand on her hind legsAnd hug me at about waist high
>>9888693>Whiteknighting the shitposters.You are the cancer that kills this general.You whiteknight the most despised posters in MLPG to the point where you idolize them.Your "Contributors" are nothing but scum under a spotlight.
>>9888778This is exactly what I was talking aboutI simply don't care
>>9888750>frenulumMy favorite MLPG word of the week.
>>9888763>Not tonguing 3 stallion's frenulums
>>9888732hey tex, how do you feel about this idea >>9888776there isn't too much of it
>>9888798I want to lick Marker Pony's nose.
>>9888652if he's the RCH of the general, than what's RCH?
>>9888732Big enough to take a stroll through their cunts with minimum resistance
>>9888811You want me to draw that? Currently drawing a tea party with the CMC.
>>9888799do horsedicks even have frenulums?further research into this area is still required
>>9888414I don't understand what the problem is.
>>9888833Yeah that'd be great if you're up it
>>9888833KEEP DRAWING THAT
>>9888847Look at that assholebiddinglike he owns the place
>>9888763>>9888750I hope I can experience this before I die.
>>9888830Good point. But we can pretend or just tongue that circular urethra
>>9888847I think he brought out two of the slots or something. I guess it's kinda uncool to do
>>9888847He's hoarding commission slots by over-bidding.There are only three and he felt he needed two of them.
>>9888872Thrusting your tongue in and out of their cumslit as they groan and squirm, on edge?
>>9888872this is an acceptable compromise I'm sure the marshmallow horse's dick has a particularly sensitive area and I'm willing to put in the time to find it if he is
>>9888932Maybe Twilight could help you with that research.
>>9888932I think the sweet-spot is the overall head they can orgasm in a few seconds through pressure applied to it.
>>9888963>you will never masturbate that easily
Guys you're really making me horny
>>9888963>stallion fleshlights are adapted blood pressure cuffs>they wrap the band around their flare and pump the bulb with their hoof
>>9888899and that's bad because?
>>9888972>wanting to cum that quickly instead of getting a huge buildup
>>9889003>not being a zebra who can spunk out 250ml in about 10 seconds
>>9888997Not any of them, but I guess it's just bad common courtesy to take 2/3 slots for that kind of thing.I'm not sure why it was brought up here unless one of those posters is just ass blasted that he didn't get a commission.
>>9888963Just imagine how much cum a stallion could give out while on that cum-increase thing. Especially when you're denying him and fingering his prostate
>>9889003>huge buildupUnless I'm with a girl I'd rather get it done with
>>9888956Twilight should turn you into a stallion and show you just exactly how it feels to be a stallion.
>>9889018>you will never be with a girl
>>9889015>They orgasm through head-pressure>You're just playing with the shaft
>>9888986Have you retards still not realized that horse cocks only flare at the moment of orgasm, and not at any other time?
>>9889029>wanting to be with females
>>9889018>not enjoying the relieved feeling you get when you edge for a quarter of an hour>>9889029>you will never be a mare
>>9889037I do, I guess he doesn't.
>>9889015>use unicorn magic to compound his volume increases>soon he's got cantaloupe-sized testes and spurts out gallons even when you give him a quickie by gripping his flare with both hands and squeezing as hard as you can
>>9888997Because Braeburned mentioned that the entire reason he was doing this bidding thing was so that people wouldn't miss out on the chance to get a commission slot because they usually disappear quickly. Jumping the gun and raising the bid +$30 on one is okay I guess, but going and trying to do the same thing to get a second of the three slots is just selfish and rude, and completely defeats the purpose of the bidding. I have a strong feeling though that you already know this and just want to see me type out a long paragraph you don't care about.
Pony wears the collar
>>9889014If somebody wanted a slot, why didn't they just bid more?
>>9889074>not cheeselegsmaximum beef
>>9889045I want to be with a female horse
>>9889045>wanting everyone to be a faggotDo you want the entire human race to die?
>>9889037It's a convenient term for the tip of their dick, lay off.
>>9889074>the handjob master
>>9889083I'm with you, though I can still see the other side of the fence here with that guy taking up 2 slots.
>>9889064>not just getting him scaled to >>9888759 size in the first place
>>9889103>MLPG will never get to fill all those holes
>>9889082Collared ponies are cute as fuck yo.
>>9889101Night threads are a party and you're invited!
>>9889133>You will never have you holes filled with stacked horsecocks flaring inside you on orgasm
>>9889082Collared ponies are pretty cute
>>9889136I'd like to go to Equestria and convince Rarity that collars are all the rage and get them all to wear them stylishly.
>>9889150>>9889156I want a happy slave. Why is life so cruel?
Here he is, Triple Stuffed's little brother, who ends up looking after her more than she does for him.
>>9889117>I'm complaining because I got outbid in an action>where the winning bid was a hundred dollarsLiving on a fixed income, huh?
>>9889156There you go MT, Ross is on.>>9889167
sorry rose i had to
>>9889156No MT, you know damn well they aren't talking about them being cute with collars.
>>9889167Ross you butt, do you have a site. I need to link people to you so they can stop thinking TS is mine
>>9889188newcanvas, that's lewd
>>9889219Do the animators know how sexy they make the ponies look
>>9889150>>9889156>>9889181>you will never take pony for a walk
>>9889167Oh goddamit Ross, I want to have Triple Stuffed's babies.
>>9889171I'm not complaining about anything, just thought the pic could fit those that can't buy it, but it's mainly what the other guy said, with that guy taking up 2/3s of the slots.
>>9889235Yes, actually, they said as much in before S2, even.
>>9889191yeah But I am. Heck I've thought about drawing Mini with a collar every so often
>>9889237I don't want to be this planet anymore
>>9889252Well then do it
>>9889244Don't you fucking lie to me fucking anonymous.
>>9888833>Currently drawing a tea party with the CMC.That sounds neat.
>>9889252Haha, from the thumbnail it looks like she's got a C_C face
>>9889252You should draw Winona in a collar.
>>9889264They talked about plots, man.
>>9889237>>9889258>You will never say "fiinnnee" as a pony looks at you with big eyes asking if she can have a cookie
>>9889252MT do you wear collars?
>>9889240I really wish people on the internet didn't make me angry.but here I am.
>>9889285Not for about 160 years
>>9889278>you will never say "fiinnnee" as pony walks away with her cookie-fat behind pointed straight at you
>>9889278>Can you pleeaaaaaaase cum in my mouth?
>>9889273Those bastards.They know exactly what they're doing then.
>>9889289Just because you don't like my party pooper doesn't mean you have to BE one, Anon.
>>9889289Doing everything I can
MT draw some double stuffed pls
>>9889200www.askhumansweetiebelle.tumblr.comAlso, gonna get on that thing with TS and MT on the pizza, now.
>>9889317I like DJ Acid from the waist up
>>9889302>You will never call pony a "fine motherfucker" as she backs that ass up>Pony will never call you "big daddy" while she backs that ass up
>>9889326Draw her with stuff between her tits
>>9889334I don't mind DJ Acid from the waist down.
>>9889326You should draw DJ Acid.
>>9889285I love them. Servitude is a major kink for me
>>9889326is that a boner?oh god
>>9889326I'm in heaven
>>9889238You'd have to get past Tough Cookie, first.
>>9889391Heaven must be a big place
>>9889366What about serving your master by getting bred
>>9889320Holding on to what I am
>>9889397It's gotta be to fit in those 72 /v/irgins.
>>9889366MT pls, I cant tonight
>>9889366>MT's con booth lets people pay a fee to hold her leash for five minutes>outdoshes JJ and MS combined
>>9889414What kind of shitty blue pony ass is that
>American helicopter has crashed near the North Korean border
>>9889406pretending I'm a superman
How come it's okay for MT to talk about fetishes but when I do it I get told to fuck offfuck you guys /pol/ was right
>>9889393That can be arranged, someone bring me my blue catsuit.>>9889397Pffft
>>9889366Woah, woah now.
>>9889167those are some cute horses
>>9889441/pol/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
>>9889441because MT has a good fetish and she didn't bring it up, someone else didwhat are yours, anon?
>>9888833Another idea:Anon sitting on the carpet, with Cherilee's class. She's leading a "What's the Weather" song. It's raining outside. (This actually happened to me last week and I thought it was cute)
>>9889460MAL/pol/GIA HAS TRICKED YOU AGAIN
>>9889434Fuck, now I want to play THPS.
>>9889465DON'T FUCKING ASK HIMFUCKING HELL ANONYMOUS
>>9889441/pol/ is right. Even about the stuff that contradicts all the other stuff.
>>9889326Work on (getting) commissions. Or Bronycon prints. Time goes by very fast.
where can I contact tan? someone needs to tell that nigger to come back and draw for us again. its been two fucking weeks
>>9889486SHIT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE FUN OF HIS TERRIBLE FETISHWHYWHAT SHOULD I KNOWWHAT HAVE I GOTTEN US IN TO
>>9889403I dunno anon...I love breeding...but I'm not ready for kids...so it's a risky kink to have in all honesty
>>9889522>where can I contact tan?Tumblr, like everyone else.
>>9889526>into servitude AND breedingWell aren't you just full of surprises tonight.
>>9889441I tried to talk to MT once about sharkboy porn, but she never responded.I guess only MT can talk about MT's fetishes.
>>9889522>BDF will never come back
>>9889544We already knew that, though.
>>9889561Good, now that this guy is gone can we talk about horsecocks or voluntary servitude again?
>>9889555Sharkboy porn isn't my fetish though.I Just love sharks non sexually.
>>9889556I must've been gone a while, he's gone too?
>>9889576>voluntary servitude of all the stallions of ponyvilleunf
>>9889565don't ask a question if you don't want the answer
>>9889565you asked and got an answer, don't whine
>>9889558Fuck you, I didn't.
>>9889526Hormones (pills or shot) and foam. Instead of foam they have these dissolving sheets now. Since you have to stick it in there by hand, it's some great foreplay. Poor aftertaste if you do oral post-penetration, though.And a disease-free clean partner, of course.
>>9889576Sure, we can all be slaves!
>>9889489I think I'll open a few slots soon.
>>9889526But your master can take care of the kids for you, all you have to do is focus on making them.
>>9889544But she ain't full of the one thing she wants.Sadness!
Ponies riding ponies.
>>9889526i feel the same way
>>9889613>But she ain't full of the one thing she wants.Talent!there we fixed it.
>>9889617CELESTIACELESTIA IS THAT YOU
>>9889588>the stallions of ponyville>not the royal canterlot guardsif you're gonna be a slave be a slave for the best, anon
>>9889576>You will never have every stallions horsecock orgasm and flare up in your pony butthole
Why are bombings so scary? It only killed and maimed a handful. In the same day in America, just as many died horrifically in car accidents. Is it because bombings can be "anywhere" and it causes paranoia?
>>9889602Sorry for nagging
>>9889663They get their turn just like everyone else
>>9889663>two of them fucking your assholeunf
Do we deserve a new horse?
>>9889691welpThere goes my chances of making it to Equestria.
>>9889680Accidents happen.Murder is scary.I don't think we really need a long involved discussion on why one is more terrifying than the other.
>>9889704As long as all the fetishy shit stays here.
>>9889691I guess that's why they call it the Horsehead Nebula!
>>9889680It's probably because they're not accidental.
>>9889680Well you can prevent accidents and shootings by having more bombs.Guns can't stop bombings. That needs everybody having bombs.
>>9889704We never doWe always get one
>>9889720>Fetishy shit stays here>Night threadBoy....
>>9889698>one in your mouth>all the time>you guess they gave you some kind of breathing spell or something
>>9889746I will fight you nigger.
>>9889738So we'll take it.
I want to post an image.Can there be a new horse to post it in?
NEW HORSE HERE>>9889758>>9889758>>9889758
>>9889617Ladies and Gentleman our launch date is in a month. Prepare yourselves
>>9889749>they cum at the same time>you're a mess of hot cum and sweat
>>9889746Protip: Asking ERP guys nicely to scoot it to an old thread often works, in favor of complainingDouble Protip: Gayfags often don't like staying in old horses
>>9889576>Getting used like a toy by the royal guard for their service to Equestria