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>>9874985
That sounds fun.

>>9874985
>filename
>not an episode about Mayor Mare doing boring administrative work for 22 minutes

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>>9874990
Good answer.

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>>9874985
Hahaha, boop

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>>9875030
These apples are having too much fun.

>>9874990
>>9875030
but that's wrong

she's good but she ain't the best

>>9874990
This. OP is fgt for not knowing this.

pony blowjobs

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Forgot about the post count last thread

Oreo Pony has a younger brother

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So uh...anyone else kind of nervous about attending bronycon now?

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>>9875060
best pony

>>9875071
unf

>>9875079
WHO IS IT ROSS, WHY ARE YOU NOT DRAWING HIM

>>9875079
>ross is the pepsi xd shitposter

>>9875081
I'm not attending, so no.

>>9875081
nope
Wasn't going to go anyways.
Cons aren't my thing.

>>9875071
WOO HOO

>>9874985
>filename
I would rock Mayor Mare's body like a natural disaster.

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>>9874985
In other word, paper work. Got it.

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I'm going to fuck this horse.

hey where'd the (you) go
4chan x
hey 4chan x

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>>9875079
You only like Pepsi™ because you haven't tried me yet maybe you could like both of us?

>>9875113
i already fucking her in her ficlthy hole and made it even more filfthy but sure
go ahead

which pone is best at fucking

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>>9875111
Good morning, Mayor!

>>9875113
She is not real

>>9875081
why would I attend bronycon?

>>9875113
>using second-hand stuff
pleb and beggar

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>>9875108
I concur

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>>9875113
Finally!

>>9875113
>tfw you will never fuck rarity while she blows one guy and gets dp'd by anotehr

>>9875134
you

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>>9874985
>Mayor Mare overseeing pony FEMA as they try to handle disasters incompetently
>at the end of the episode, Mayor is at her wits end as the main six just use the elements to fix everything in an instant
>Mayor is flabbergasted

>>9875162
>you will never one of three dicks in her vag

>>9875166
>it will never be you
>it will always but that other guy

>>9875134
Celestia rides you really slow and works the cum out of you

>>9875111
>>9875137
>>9875152
>>9875169

Mayor Mare is best milf pony.

>>9875179
ew gross that's gay

>>9875126
>Coke pony will never pour hersoda forcefully down your throat

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>>9875134
Applejack, but she doesn't like to brag about it.

Rainbow claims to be, but she's done in 20% cooler

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>>9875193
What do you think she did before being Mayor?

>>9875222
ran for Mayor

it's her name, what else was she supposed to do?

>>9875222
She was a slut and still is

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>>9875222
I thought that was her birth name.

>>9875090

I'll draw him soon enough. We'll call the big fat sister Triple Stuffed. The little guy can be called uhhhh...

Tough Cookie, kazango. He has to help cosole his sister a lot, as well as help her get on dresses or through a tight squeeze. She also sleeps with him at night because she gets lonely and is afraid of the dark, I'm making this shit up, I don't fuckin know

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>>9875193

>>9875229
>>9875240
who names their kid mayor

>>9875265
ask her mother, General Mare.

>>9875265
The same one who names their kid Applejack.

I mean, seriously? What an awful fate.

>>9875169
lets just have as much mayor as possible

>>9875238
She may be silver haired but don't think she can't give you a mindblowing tongue lashing.

>>9875288
Would her kid sister be Private Mare?

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Would you help Markerita pone get her daily supply of boops? What if she forced you to wash your hands first? What if you had to wear gloves?

>>9875193
fuck your shit you faggot. mrs cakes fat horse ass is the best milf pony

do all ponies have last names, even if they're not given in the show?

I guess AJ's would be Apple, what about Rarity and Fluttershy?

>>9875169
>the main six just use the elements
But Princess Twilight can fix everything herself. What's the point of the elements?

>>9875304
KEEP BOOPING YOURSELF MARKER, KEEP DOING IT! I KNOW YOU CAN GROW THAT FRONTLEG LOST IN WAR! I BELIEVE IN YOU ;_;

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>>9875301
and her dad, President Mare
>>9875295
lets

>>9875311
Wow, rude.

>>9875304
Why would I have to wear gloves?

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>>9875126
I can only drink diet cola
Sorry

>>9875314
its a childrens show so they make up whatever the fuck they want because kids dont care

>>9875304
lewd

>>9875265
>name your kids high-ranking societal titles
>they are shoehorned into the job later in life because it's already in their name

>"And why should you be the new captain of the royal guard?"
>"Because I'm Captain Mare."
>"Here's your armor and paycheck. Welcome to the guard, Captain."

>>9875314
they don't

>>9875329
>dad
>mare

>>9875314

Rarity Belle

Got nothing for Fluttershy

>>9875342
>typical brony defense

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>>9875329
I want this plush. I don't even like plushes much.

What would a horse with a talent for sucking cock be called?

>>9875351

Mayor Mare had two mommies.

>>9875314
I think they do, they just don't use them much because their first names are usually unique enough.

>>9875351
>Mare somehow isn't her last name
Well what is it nobody, would you like to share your answer with the rest of the class?
>>9875358
I'd love it forever

>>9875361
Rarity

>>9875361
Deep Throat

>>9875361
>>9875354

what's Markerita's nationality?

>>9875354
>Fluttershy's last name is Hurricane
>Her family has deep roots in the military
>Her dad is a sergeant
Dont mind me, just dropping some headcanon

>>9875357
its true you brony in denial

>>9875378
Equestrian

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>>9875338
I want to make Diet Coke feel welcome. How can I make that happen?

>>9875361
Buster Nut

Applejack's butt

>>9875378
equestrian

>>9875378
Mexico.

>>9875405
UNF

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>>9875338
That's okay. She tastes just as good... really, she does.

>>9875403
Give her a nice big slurp.

>>9875415
I actually prefer light to normal cola.

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>>9875403
She enjoys frozen juice cubes and the same kind of cuddles you give Coke pone
Loves vanilla ice cream too
That's why she's so big

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>>9875431
wat

>>9875403
is this red or brae

>>9875304
Man, she better slows that booping down. She already lost one leg due to excessive speed-booping

>>9875439
Don't know why, I just prefer the taste of it.

>>9875431
I prefer cola zero

>>9875445
ur mom

>>9875404
Wouldn't that be a better name for a colt that produces an unusually high amount of cum or doesn't have any refractory period?

>>9875453
What does she think about your cum?

>drinking soda
>ever

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>>9875445
Its Red.

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>drinking cola

>>9875439
Some people have their quirks anon. Some people like diet soda, some people like to shove things up their ass, and then some people even have Fluttershy as their favorite pony.

>>9875479
>enforcing your life decisions on others
>over the internet
>on a board for the discussion of small colorful horses

>>9875469
Oh, I should thank her then, had no idea she was good at art

>>9875315
>this is what will happen in season 4

The Other Five will be relegated to the sidelines while Twilycorn solves everything.

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>>9875491
I'm that guy

>>9875500
>implying that isn't the perfect place to do so

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>>9875479
But what would they do with their extra coke they stored up?

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>>9875514

>>9875407
is she going to call me Papi?

>>9875506
>implying The Other Five won't be tested even more without being able to rely on Twilycorn because they're now being moved towards becoming princesses themselves

>>9875501
Your mom is red ribbion

>>9875536
ay Papi, boop me harder

>>9875536
No.

>>9875531
I'd take her to a friends house and have her drink a fifth of Captain. I can only drink soda with alcohol in it.

>>9875361

See:
>>9875368

>>9875535
Go away JJJ, I bet your favorite pony is Filthy Rich.

>>9875563
>getting pone drunk and taking advantage of them
lewd

Can someone write a greentext story about Marker begging for some boops? I would, but I don't know how.

>tfw Rarity is uncouth near you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbh6Ru7VVM

>>9875609
Indeed, real men don't rely on advantages and rape one-on-one, no items, final destination.

>>9875609
She made the first move. She started asking about human mating and things got out of hand.

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>>9875606
well yeah, he's the best mudhorse and his daughter is best filly

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>>9875542
>his mom is Red Ribbon
jelly/10

>>9875639
real men RAPE

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just found the CMC in real life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsBpxGLXIFg&sns=em

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Please edit this into Boop Time

>>9875643
More like something got in her hand, amiritee?

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>>9875643
>Coke Pony just wants to help you get laid
>drinks a bunch of alcohol and asks you to serve her to girls she points out at a party
>tells the girls you're giving drinks to that you're wild in bed
She'd be the cutest little wingman ever.

>>9875695
>it still doesn't work and she eventually gives up

>>9875657
If his mom is Red Ribbon, then that means his father is no one knows who the fuck his father is, there's like five thousand possibilities.

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>>9875713
Can you imagine the things Red Ribbon has to come up when her child ask who was her father?

>>9875705
What the fuck is going on in that gif.

>>9875746
FSA getting hit by an artillery shell and it blows his face off

>>9875746
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn6ZOD4a0Kk

>>9875746
dude's head is blowing up

>>9875705
Well
He really is faceless now

>>9875738
>her child
>implying she had just one

>>9875738
''Well...there was a lot of seed, you know?

Like

A lot

At some point I got confused with a beanbag chair''

>>9875787
"good times"

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>>9875785
Lets just assume one for now.

>>9875713
I'm sure we could narrow it down by race and coat color
>>9875738
>"Mommy, why don't I have a daddy like the other fillies?"
>"Uh... I wished reeeeaally hard for a child of my own one day, and... a package came in the mail.... from the stork... and here. you. are..."

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>>9875706
>she's still full of booze after the party
>she's mad that all the girls are a bunch of 'ice boxes'
>compliments you on your looks, then drunkenly says if she were a human, she'd jump you in an instant
>when you're at home about to put her back in the fridge, she stumbles around and asks if she can try to make your night
Would you? How? She's fucking tiny.

>>9875762
I see it now. A tank/autocannon shell penetrates the wall to their left and the guy obviously gets a high velocity chunk of shell/wall in his face.

I was just put off by that cylindrical canister that flies around in the dust afterwards.

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>>9875738
>>9875785
>>9875802
we already know who the father is

>>9875807
>sex with cold glass
We're gonna have to break some taboos for this to work.
We're gonna need to have some room-temperature soda.

>>9875807
>"Drink me. Drink me right now!" she says breathlessly while gripping onto your hand with all four of her little legs

>>9875852
fuck its not working

Does MLPG know about Boston

>>9875852
That's a nice chick with a nice dick.

>>9875852
it does--

FUCK YOU FAGGOT
GAYFAG

unf

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>>9875842
>drink her dry
>she's panting, exhausted
>"That... was the best drink... I ever served..."
>tfw you realize that Coke Pony derives pleasure from being drinken

>>9875842
>"Shake me like you shake Tabasco..."

>>9875867
Yes, see >>9871292.

>>9875867
Yeah, two big explosions at the end of the Boston Marathon. 7 injuries, no deaths. Probably done by some no-name faggot that wants attention.

>>9875885
>"I bet you've never... met a drink that makes you thirstier... the more you drink..."
>"But... you'll have to wait until I resupply."
unf levels are rising

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>>9875890
I wonder how Tabasco felt every time she shaken anyways?

>>9875787
''And I'm not even sure all of those were ponies

You might be half bull for all I know!''

>>9875903
TwitterBoston Police Dept. @Boston_Police
Update 23 injuries 2 dead #tweetfromthebeat via @CherylFiandaca

>>9875885
Welp, I hope she can refill herself quickly

>>9875867
Yes, it's the Capital of Massachusetts.

>>9875930
You can accelerate the process by stimulating her cola gland.
You are now aware of the fact that coke pony's cola is actually a bodily fluid, almost identical to cola.

>>9875867
it's where are the queermos and the liberocommunists live and plot to rape our once great nation

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>>9875684

Alright, finally got off my ass and finished that drawing. Probably shouldn't have used pen. I'll upload it in a bit.

>>9875975
thanks for the update I guess?

>>9875966
But which bodily fluid?

Is it her waste fluid?

>>9875926
And the two explosives were homemade.

>>9875989
ew no

>>9875972
now add a horse cock and put one of those clear censors over it

>>9876002
NO

>>9875989
pls no

>>9875111
>we'll never get Mayor Mare and Harshwhinny doubleteaming a bright-eyed, nervous young intern girl
Hopefully that's close enought oa fetish to interest Darf, he's the only one who writes anymore and he's starting to post with a frequency more like BDN.

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>>9875920
Almost orgasmic

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>>9875916
>put her back, slightly confused
>she snuggles up in her bowl of icecubes as you shut the fridge door
>the next morning, she's perky and redecorating her fridge shelf
>"That was amazing... I've never been... well, drank like THAT before..."
>tfw your Cola Pony starts taking an interest in you
>"Thirsty?"

>>9875870
please
please let this be an edit

if not, I wasn't aware kevin still lurked here.

>>9875999
But why not, Australian Satan?

>>9875807
>How? She's fucking tiny.
You're new to micro, or foodpones in general, aren't you?

>>9876051
sentinal paid $55 for it, also he paid him to draw marker pony

>>9876051
Pretty much a good portion of those "dead" contributors all still lurk here without names every once in awhile.

>>9876064
Yes.

How do I please these little food ponies? Do I just use them excessively? Shake them up? Feed her mentos?

>>9876028
>she sees you making yourself some cereal
>"They say you should always try something once. Use me on that cereal. Please... use me right now. Pour me onto that cereal!"
>she's literally straddling your arm as you reach for the milk bottle
>Milk Bottle Pony is incensed

>>9876087
>mentos
>inflationfags

>>9876087
Same way you would a regular pone, you just have to be delicate because she's small

>>9876087
You could probably also run your tongue between their legs, and they use your pole for poledancing. Watching her rub herself off against you must be excruciatingly erotic, hm?

>>9876079
He needs to stick to screencapping everything, for fucks sake...

>>9876122
Aaaaaaand hello new boner, I'd like you to meet foodponies.

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>>9876079
>he actually did it
Fucking retard.

>>9876085
how do you know

wishful thinking?

>>9876149
I've seen a few in MLPG streams. I think kevin watches nippones on the ponykart with us.

So guys. I was at the Boston Marathon where the bomb happened. I'm sill alive and well.

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>>9876162
Kev drops by sometimes

>>9876162
>mlpg streams

you mean ones you can't access through some other means? Like having the link, or looking on the stream finder?

>>9876179
thanks for the update, Kojima

>>9876122
>tiny foodpone poledancing with your dick
I take ten.

>>9876091
>"Soda? On cereal? Have you gone daft, girl?"
>Milk Bottle Pony clinks her out of the way
>"Cereal and Milk are like a couple, darling. What would Cheerios Pony think if she saw the two of you mixing?"
>Stand back and watch the drama inside the fridge unfold as your food ponies start vying to be the ones added to your cereal

>"How would you know? Have you ever even TRIED mustard on cereal? I bet it'd taste pretty okay!"

>>9876195
yeah.

>>9876226
uh huh

and who else besides Kevin have you seen?

>>9876203
Guess you could say that's one heck of a food fight

>>9876179
Did you catch the perpetrator? Did you put a jihad on them?

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And here we are.

Really think I should have used pencil on this, but whatever. I'd like to go back in SAI when I can and redo it.

ITS HAPPENING

>>9876203
>Mayonnaise Pony laughs shyly and asks everyone to settle down
>"It's not very nice to argue, guys."
>[all in the fridge] "Anon doesn't even like you. You're only here for when his mother visits and she hasn't visited for three years."

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>>9876249
>food fight

>>9875807
I'd let her lick my frenulum

>>9876258
>a bunch of villains

>and LSH is here too

>all this coke pony stuff
i-is it getting hot in here or...?

it begins

http://24.media.tumblr.com/07b5bd90c804490c2ca25e6238795506/tumblr_mlbdzi4HfY1r4fxr6o1_1280.png

>>9876258
Dang son!

That's pretty fucking neat

>>9876241
not him, but lamar dropped by on the stream chat too. bdf also pops up and tess did on dooks gf stream

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>>9876276
chill out, anon

>>9876263
>Not having a bit of mayo on your sandwiches
What are you stupid

>>9876288
what begins?

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>>9876263
>"H-hey! That's not true! We made deviled eggs just the other month!"
>"Yeah, for his mother."
>Mayonaisse Pony turns to you. "Y-you like me, right? More than Lemon Juice at least?"

>>9876291
isn't dook's stream channel on that twilighticious thing?

>>9876305
>not putting sriracha in said mayo

>>9875807
>even the food items in Equestria try to fuck you
life in Ponyville must give you a permaboner, food trying to suck your dick, winking marevag, all those mouths at crotch level.

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>>9876288
Can't say I like that anatomy

WHITE TEARS

>>9876263
>not making egg salad or caesar dressing

>>9876321
boston marathon bombing pony fanart

>>9876305
>mayo when there's salad cream
>"Enjoy being a pleb." smirks Salad Cream Pony.

>>9876051
I missed it, what was it?

>>9876258
Shiiiiit nigger. I wish I could draw that well with a pen.

>>9876343
salad cream?

>>9876324
>not having a ham and cheese sandwich everyday
You don't deserve her hypothetical anon!

>>9876341
How were we supposed to know that

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I hope Ross Likes it

>>9876351
It's a britfag thing.

You're missing out.

>>9876343
>salad cream

what fucking country are you from

>>9876365
Why

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>>9876324
>You know what, I don't feel like eating anymore. I think I'm just going to crawl into Bed Pony and cuddle up in the Blanket pony so I can get some shut eye.

>meanwhile condom pony is sitting in the way back of the fridge, making little scratch marks on the wall counting down the days until her expiration date comes up

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>>9876341
that shit's gonna be delicious

>>9876352
I love how Coke Pony is just limp in his hand while pouring a glass. That and Tabasco's expressions are ultra cute. 10/10 comic, makes me wish for real food pones.

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>>9876051
i dunno i have only been stealing your guy's ponies for years, only recently have i ventured to read the threads and follow some of it.

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>>9876372
>missing out on awful made up sauces
yeah, whatever

>>9876382
hold on
why are your condoms in your fridge

>>9876352
It's not that fun

>>9876382
>condom pony
im surprised this doesnt exist

>>9876393
>not keeping your condoms in the fridge

>>9876379
>not taking a quick nap on your couchstallion

>>9876365
shit I remember oops oreos

>>9876365
If the Oreo on her side was a saddlebag, I'd consider liking this more.

>>9876379
>Heating Pony becomes upset.
>"You never turn me on since you got that stupid blanket."
>"Hey shut up!" cries Blanket Pony, "It's not my fault I'm so snuggly and cost-efficient!"

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>>9876365
D-do you think she tastes good?

>>9876258
that changling's expression to bad he is a nigger and i can't see it that well

>>9876365
Man, Oreo pone has a really appealing design

>>9876411
No, she tastes like day old bacon grease and cream

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>>9876382
>Condoms
>In your fridge

>>9876424
hey, where's my caramel x caramel x caramel sauna orgy?

>>9876365
...Why?

>>9876365
lmao 2 cutie mark

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Would you curl up with this pone?

non-sexually?

>>9876390
I bet that there is someone in America that actually believes that the rest of the world likes american football

Who's the girliest MLPGer?

>>9876401
It does.

It's named Fluttershy.

>>9876444
fuck yes

>>9876460
Rainbow Dash

>>9876460
Rose

>>9876460
Rainbow Dash

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>>9876352
>I've been buying more tobasco because of this OC
>LK master of miral varketing

>>9876460
Me.

I get a feeling that having too many food ponies in your house would be a terrible idea. Maybe just a few so that they can keep each other company and never competing condiments. You only need an unlimited supply of a couple of food items anyways, right?

>>9876407
And Oreo-Os are the mini version of oreo pony...but they look like little Mini Tuffs cross breeds that are much to fat and don't taste very good.

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>>9876444
Is there something you'd like to share with us?

>>9875852
>implying I'm not bi
>implying her cock isn't cute as fuck

>>9876492
>oreo os

I miss that cereal...

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>>9876444
Hell yes I would.

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>>9876493
kill yourself, cokehead

>>9876492
Would mint oreo pony resemble Lyra?

>>9876493
>*motherly*

HAHAHAHA

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>>9875822
rarity is

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>>9876493
>motherly
Gets me every time.

>>9876520
A little bit...but not really

>>9875785
She's like the mare version of genghis khan

If you were born during a certain time period, chances are you came out of her cooch

>>9875989
It's her fizzy marejuice, absolutely gushing from her every time she doesn't get release.
"S-shake me, anon. I need iiiiiit..."

>>9876509
>>oreo os
Clearly the superior OS. Linux, Windows, Mac were you even trying?

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>>9876491
>Not having unlimited sentient supplies of all food mixtues
Pleb in the highest degree. Let them fight for my attention. They'd probably give me good recipe ideas just so that I'd use them.

>>9876477
She's tomboyish, tho

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>>9876401
There is a condom pony but well....it's ship is quite bizarre.

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>>9876520
But would she be as delicious?

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>>9876546
I don't think ponies can give birth that fast.