Old thread: >>9859927Topic: Maybe some ships...?
>>9862149>shipping topicplease no.
>beginning a thread with literally the worst possible mane 6 ship
>>9862166I nominated Isaac for pony of the year award
>>9862188I got you covered
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So I bought a horse dildo today
I have no ships, but here are some ponies.
This thread is now about Appleshy
>>9862170>Mediocre copying/tracing skillsyou noticed
Too badSpess ponies
>>9862218why have a vest if she doesn't have tits
>rarijack picWelp thread is ruined
I want to cum inside, rainbowdash
>shipping topicCan we not?How bout we talk about what we'd like to see Cheerilee's class do next season?
LA MISTERIOSA YEGUA BIENHECHORA
>>9862189How'd he do?
>>9862233keep crying bitch nigga
>>9862220LOOK AT THESE PONIES
>>9862125Goddammit. I was listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfb79vnpcxk when I clicked that gif. Now I cant stop laughing. It doesnt even synch, what the fuck is wrong with me.
>>9862255Nobody, you know we never stick with the OP long.
>>9862250>http://altonbrown.com/Who is that guy anyway?
>>9862255>implying we wouldn't ship classmates. >implying the CMC didn't ship their teacher in the show.
>>9862228OH YESI LOVE SPEIS PONES
>>9862266Twilight, stop trying to prostitute your friends to me.
WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING FAST TONIGHTTHE LAST THREAD WAS BARELY A HOUR OLDWHAT IS GOING ON
>>9862220What kind of a filename is that?
DREAM OF ALICORNIFICATIONDREAM OF ALICORNIFICATION
>>9862255Advanced color theory.
>>9862258That tail looks suspiciously dong-like
>>9862281>he's never seen Good Eats
>>9862286My wife isn't a prostitute.
>>9862281guy who hosts Good Eats
>>9862281>not knowing who Alton Brown is
>>9862306>>9862321Which I've never heard of until noweducate me
>>9862319And my wife isn't prostituting your wife.
>>9862149Pone looks very cute in an apron
>>9862336Bill Nye the Science Guy but with food
>>9862343We have good wives
>>9862319That .gif seems to be implying otherwise.Besides, she'd do ANYTHING for her friends.
>>9862336>>9862351Basically the only good thing come from Food NetworkIts a cooking show not just about cooking, but about WHY you cook things the way you do.
>>9862281YOU KEEP TALKIN STUPID AND IMMA SMACK YOU RIGHT IN THE BITCH FACE, NYIGGUH.
>>9862287MONDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERI DON'T EVEN KNOW
>>9862277>>9862354Oh it was a tongue.It looked like she had buck teeth.
>>9862369I want to pinch her cheeksand her earsand her boobies
>>9862312What would the CMC science?
>>9862285Is mah hat big enough for spaiss?
>>9862205Why don't you want your sister to be happy?
>>9862390How would you react to a dressed up Derpy waiting for you at the local cafe?
>>9862369Talk about a butt her face!
>>9862386>the only tag is UNOPTSounds about right
>>9862400Why would I do that?
>>9862287SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYIN THE GENERAL
>>9862393The Mayor's vagina against Cheerilee's vagina
>>9862387even if she were a pony?
>>9862424Tears of joy?
>>9862393Volcano!>an actual one
>>9862413LIIIIIVE AT THE VERIZON WIRELESS CENTERGET YOUR TICKETS NOW
>>9862434I love this gifHis tiny little hands are moving so fast all around her back and flank
>>9862375I would love to see a pony version of this... some how.
>>9862402With a suit and tie and enough money on my to pay for the food, tip, and possible damages to the building's structure.
>>9862411I like Ipsywitch for some reason.
>>9862400QUIT GOOFING OFF
Flutterabuse is up. if you sense a bit of a disconnect between the first and second parts, then well-spotted, friend; i wrote the first part a month ago, and i was watching different porn then.http://snarky-bastard-inc.blogspot.com/2013/04/humanized-fluttershy-trigger-warning.htmlBully Ray unrelated, but better than Clarkson.
>>9862474Well he's gotten better.
>>9862474Is this a pony?
>>9862497what kind of abuse?
>>9862482Help her with Spike?You bet
>>9862463What would you take her out to do, anon?Walk through the park? Amusement park? Just hit the town and check out different shops?
>>9862528I'd take her home and shag her
>>9862515MMmmShe's bent over, and you have to hold him up to reach. He can still do the thrusting though.
>>9862512listen, jack, you know i can't be telling you that. gotta get them pageviews, brother, gotta keep workin' them marks, dude.
>>9862506I think she's a kelpie.
>>9862558Austin Powers would be proud.
>>9862510I think I recognize that pone.
>>9862558What? No romance before that? Nothing leading up to your night of pleasure?Lame, but I appreciate your honesty.
>>9862402whats a cafe
>>9862572Ok darf jr.
You are already having double fun
>>9862592Why lead up to a night of pleasure when you can have a day of pleasure, and then an evening of pleasure, and then a night of pleasureand then a morning of pleasureand then a day of pleasure again
>>9862592We would write a fanfic together about what we would do if we were on a date.
>>9862469I dunnoSuch an imagage woudl probabbly be really psoiiler]edgy!
>>9862645Remember to pony in moderation
>Dooks never took a ride on this
Your delivery of pone has arrived!
>>9862608the deeper subtext of that insult is lost on me.
>>9862645Scrubbles pls you're drunkHow did you even captcha?
>>9862686WHAT DO YOUR PINK EYES SEE?
>>9862682>black bg>white lettersMY EYES
>>9862645>psoiiler]"And then my eyes rolled into the back of my head and all I could see was white"
>>9862698those are blue eyes you retard
>>9862686War! And despair!
>>9862610Someone should draw celestia as ken's older brother whose name completely escapes me
>>9862698The cult of personality.
>>9862645scubblesyou're more drunk tnhan i am
Okay people, raise your hands if you're intoxicated
>>9862704suffering builds character. you should be thanking me for giving you this opportunity to improve yourself so.
>>9862767Just stay there Pinkie. It's 1:00am and I have to a lot of work to do.
>>9862773drunken walk followed by smores over the stove, present
>>9862773>Being drunk>Drinking alcohol>Being a pegasus>Being blue>Being fast
>>9862767Oh my gosh she's naked!
>>9862802Pinkie would be that coworker to post terrible comic strips to her cubicle.Why do people do that, you'd be looking at the same joke every day.
>>9862698An ugly pony In the mirror!pm oppposite day!
>>9862773On a sunday night? are you mad?
>>9862802>finally got back to twerk
>>9862823>pm opppositeyou tried so hard, and got so far
>>9862802>Corporate accounts, Pinkie speaking, just a moment!>Corporate accounts, Pinkie speaking, just a moment!>Corporate accounts, Pinkie speaking, just a moment!>Corporate accounts, Pinkie speaking, just a moment!>Corporate accounts, Pinkie speaking, just a moment!>Corporate accounts, Pinkie speaking, just a moment!
Odds: DrawEvens: SUNDAY NIGHT STUDY CRAM
>>9862853I require more twerking ponies.
>>9862809I don't normally want pony merchandise but I'd take pajamas with that print.
>>9862809I don't ever want to see anyone wearing this shirt. I don't know what I would do, but I know I wouldn't like it.
>>9862866But in the end, it didn't even mattererer
Need more suicide pinkie
>>9862869>>9862873you know what to do
>>9862884I still would
>>9862370Well, I'm now hungry for donuts.
>>9862887Hard to twerk pone when you only have a pen.
>>9862881I think I'd pretend to be curious and ask him what he is. After he explained I'd laugh and call it a little girls show.
>>9862773I'm too irish to be sober
>>9862869Ponies sailing the high seas
>>9862904>what he iswhat the shirt is*
>>9862869>>98629142nd, we need more pirate themed ponyI'm surprised there isn't a pony pirate OC
>>9862902Yes you read my mind Nobody, draw The Mayor trying to twerk in her office.
>>9862256LAS CRONICAS DE LA KIUTI MARC
>>9862938there was but someone stole it
>>9862938what about pip
>>9862951It must have been because of the booty
>>9862904I've never heard anything as absurd as a children's show on a shirt before.It's just so wacky and outside the norms of conventional society.
It will look something like this, there will be a bright flash, brighter than the sun, brighter than anything you have ever seen.
>>9862963Yeah I guessBut I'd rather a pony who was actually a pirate
>Listening to happy hardcore while watching clips of ponies
>>9862970In the future we'll be able to watch all our cartoons on shirts.
Would you pony a pony?
S-SNARKYI DON'T LIKE THIS
Twerk is a fucking stupid word.
>>9862975Do ponies duck and cover from rainbooms?
>>9862998Right up her ponyhole!
>>9862849what does sunday have to do with anythingit's night, that means its time to drink!
>>9862998I would pony pony consensually
>>9863007They just stand there and stare into it.
>>9863006What would you call it?
>>9862998I would pony a pony's pony while pony ponied.
>>9863049gross man she's just a filly
>>9863049That's disgusting, Anon.
>>9863007you think those are their parents?
>>9863049Fucking reported, you sick freak.
>>9863007You tell me Tex.
>>9862883>you will never meet a slightly-inebriated Pinkie at a party>she will never start flirting with you possibly through beer goggles if you have self-image issues or something>she will never take off her shirt, grab your head, and shove your face into her tits
>>9863017God damn it, why does spike always have to ruin what would be an otherwise good picture!?
>>9862991what is the point of the top gun hat? What is that reaction?
>>9863017well that's embarrassing.
>>9863107>she will never climb into your lap and smother you with her chest
>>9863151it's a /v/ thing
P-please, don't boop me. I have a family!
>>9863173>she will never call you a little pony as she ruffles your mane
>>9863160She doesn't notice, it's fine.
>>9863178Squeal like a piggy
>>9863177God this show sucks
>>9863174It started on /sp/ actually
>>9863178Good. Now I know who to boop next as you watch!
>>9863173>she will never vomit on you>she will never be mortified>she will never go home with you so that she can "make it up to you"
>>9863229people say that about everythingnext you're gonna tell me that wacky athletic gifs come from /sp/ too
>>9863225I like to watch it when nothing else is on. But yeah, it is pretty unfunny. Most of the jokes are are just LOLSTONERHUMOR.
>>9863329Okay. I'm going to sleep with Gloomy, then.
we ponied so hard and now look what happened
Time for pony sleepGoodnight everyone you've been a great audience
>>9863338>>9863345Tell us later how it went
>>9863344>>9863343Until next time, Anons.
>>9863128don't worry, I got this
Don't forget to brush!
Can someone post the image of that one brony draw person who was looking at cp during his stream
Here are some ponies.
>>9863386ARE THOSE PONIES?
>>9863399My mistake, they were actually miniature horses.
>>9863268>"You'll never get away with this! I swear to Celestia I'll kill you!">Applejack yells defiantly but helpless as you tied up her and the last of her family, gagged and bound in their home>"Now now, Applejack, is that any way for a lady to behave?">"Just let these ropes off and I'll show you how I act!">"If you're going to behave like this, maybe I should spend my time with a pony much more deserving. Maybe...little Applebloom?">You drag the helpless little filly across teh floor for everyone to see, the others unable to say anything besides muffled yelling, let alone move>Applebloom is squealing like she's on fire, tears in her big soft eyes>You hlod your hand tentivly over her little nose, but before you make contact Applejack yells for you to stop>"Please! Don't! I'll....I'll be your little pony...."
>>9863454I'd wub Vinyl.
>>9863454Does anyone have that Vinyl+Octavia hypnosis fic?
>>9863268Uh oh, I think I know where this is headed...
>>9863487Nevermind found it
>>9863277>you will never fall asleep using her chest as a pillow>you will never wake up to find your bed empty>you will never walk into the kitchen to find her making pancakes for breakfast>"I figured you like 'em stacked~"
>>9863425Hey! Who gave you permission to play with MY little ponies, Tex?
>>9863452I don't trust herYou threatened her familyShe's planning something
>>9863569I have altered your ponies. Pray I do not alter them further.
>>9863571That's why you keep her tied up the whole timeJust like a good little pony
any good horseduck lately?
Odds: Draw MORE poneEven: Start reading Ruby Quest
>>9863589You already gave her wings you sick fuck!There's nothing more you can do now!
I keep finding weird pictures I don't remember saving in my pony folders
>>9863615But AnonymousIt's so niceMy wings are so prettyI'm a princess
>>9863655Much better now
>>9863655Why is her butt so big?
>>9863682Hey, don't hurt the pony. That's not nice.
>>9863655I can't get over it, even after 2 months.
>>9863376Not what I was thinking, but still better.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
this fucking oc is becoming too popular
>>9863697It comes with the job
Did everyone fall asleep simultaneously?What happened, did Rarity try singing again?
>>9863769Sorry, MLPG, you don't get to decide the fate of the fandom any more
>>9863765You're not, Dash.But....could you just...hold me, for tonight?
>>9863765I'd be okay with kicky, cuddly little Dash as mai waifu.
>>9863777>implying it ever did
>>9863771>Twilight can now be in incestuous royal threesome with Shining and CadanceAnd now I can't stop thinking about it. Dammit.
>>9863787MLPG pushed through Derpy.Then Yamino pushed back.
>>9863787>hurr durr look how retarded I am
>>9863801un-no wait, I shouldn't unf to that.
>>9863786Dash is a very kicky pone.
>>9863801>>9863803>named a background characterWow, because that totally doesn't happen every new episode.
>>9863808Don't try to fight it. It will only well up inside you and then release itself abruptly, and then you'll need to change pants
>>9863821Well, who's your waifu, Fluttershy?
>>9863808>>9863827Let's get down to businessTo release the Unf
Would you take advantage of a fairly drunk Berry Punch?
>>9863814>It's kicky little legs!
>>9863838Nope, time for ponies to sleep.
>>9863655GET OUT OF MY HEAD TWILIGHT
>>9863838Did they send me feelfics, when I asked for fap?
>>9863844No, she would just say we raped her the next day.
>>9863845someone needs to post the vocaroo
I just want to be a pretty pony with a great master who would brush my mane every day, feed me sugar cubes and give me a nice collar.Is this so hard to ask for?
>>9863868YOU'RE THE LIMPEST LOT I'VE EVER SEENSO ZIP UP, LIFT TROU, YOU'RE THROUGH
>that faggot that always posts Applejack
>tfw seriously wasted hours modeling and rendering this
>you will never smell Rainbow Dashs' dirty gym shorts
>>9863866I remember how mlpg didn't give a shit when Derpy got censored out of the show. Reason being that it was only a retarded OC and it was a big mistake even putting her in the show in the first place, and besides only a brony would care.
>>9863469Would you kiss her there /co/?
>>9863889BUT WE CANT BEFORE WE'RE THROUGHSOMEHOW I'LLBEAT OFFTO YOU
>>9863933You have a shitty memory.
>>9863948You'd think people would be able to spot it on their own.
>>9863948you're some kind of newfag
>>9863971Hey, hey, don't get so mad.Let me cuddle your butt.
>>9863976>newfag>MLPG using that word
>>9863908>not creating a jiggle physics demo for boobs
>sketch looks like a masterpiece>inks looks like crayon scribbleWe meet again.
>>9863966>Fluttershy playing Omni>Not Enchantress
>>9863999>not posting bothyou asked for this
>>9863787>forgets about the time when we were literally the entire fandom
How do you stream movies?Is it possible to stream something I rented on amazon instant video?
>>9863879>"Who's a good little pony?!">"That's right, you are!">He scratches your withers>You playfully sit on his lap and eat sugar cubes out of his hand like a good pony
>>9863999>not posting them
>>9864012w-what is that little line in the middle piece?
>>9864016wait I want a dick in my mouth
>>9864027For the tail to insert into
>>9864027Looks like the ear.
>>9864012Are there more of these? Any finished ones?
>>9863908Nice, what software?
>>9864027What do you think it is?
>>9863933You sure about that?http://arch.413chan.net/mlp205068.html
>>9864050You get that normally, I'm just expressing the cutesy part of it.Cute pet pony > Slutty pet ponySlut.
>>9864079Gonna be doing an arts and crafts project tex?
>>9864050>Your master thinly coats his throbbing member with a sugar solution while you watch pensively.>The mere sight of it is almost too much, the opaque liquid reflecting the dull light of the room, and you feel yourself inching your face closer.>You love to serve your master in any way you can, and the sweet taste of sugar mixed with his usually strong, pungent taste.....>The thought alone sends shivers down your back, and you flick your tail excitedly as he pats his thighs, beckoning you to begin.
>>9863959t-thanks!>>9863995No boobs yet, but I've simulated ocean water and a smoke bomb before.A lot of people seem to comment that the water looks a bit much like jelly.I'd fix it but I've lost the original file.
>>9864085I just spat out my drink
>>9864084thanks, 3ds max
>>9864085>>9864012D-do you need any special paper for this?
>>9864150Do ponies have vaginas?
>>9864122hahamore like pudding skin when you swirl it with a spoonI mean A for effort, but it's not like you're pixar
>>9864012This really makes me wish I knew how to papercraft.
>>9864160the livestream procaster program thing just streams whats on your screenso just open it in some media player and blam youre streaming
>>9864160It'll probably murder your connection speed, but Livestream could probably do it, since it basically streams a selected area of your desktop.
>>9864183Oh! Well, that's a good thing, then.
>>9864219bravo 10/10 comment, so insightful
>>9864226Why do you always get so sweaty when I type things, Dan. First the big foreign pony idea, now this.
>>9864188>>9864196thanks!so the video should show up just fine in fullscreen through the in-browser player? Because with some things like that where I've tried to take a screen capture it just came out black.
>>9864236god I can't stand it she's too cute I want to hug my laptop
>>9864250Your words, they speak to me.The letter dance in my eyes, sometimes its too much.
>>9864277>hug the laptop_
>Hey anon~>Do you like horses?
>>9864292it is the closest I'll ever be to pony.
>>9864294>no wingsBut so fucking cute.
>>9864305No, filthy beasts.
>>9864321>AHAHAHA, you're a fucking freak
>>9864286I'd continue, but I fear for your constitution.
>>9864254When you start "Broadcasting" with Procaster, you'll notice small white L-shapes at the corners of your screen. That's the streaming area. You can click and drag them to move where the camera is focused, or have it take up a smaller space. That way, you can set up a media player, resize the streaming space, and still browse the boards.
>>9864330Oh, great, mirror pool Pinkies. Twilight, I thought you killed them all!
>>9864050>>9864016>one day you wake up as a pony>surprise motherfucker your still on earth>You can't live like this, you need to find a human who can take care of you>The closest person that could possibly help you is some fag from /mlp/>You get a long great at first since you're a pony and all>a few days later pass and he decides to get you a gift>it's a collar>You try so hard to say no, all what's left of your humanity,pride,dignity slowly slipping away to the thought of just becoming someone's petDo you put on the collar?
>>9864167yeah, I should check to see if those plugins are available for the newer versions of max.I only got to use them for a month or two before max upgraded and the plugins were incompatible. I'd like to mess around with them a bit more and make some neater stuff.
>>9864330>>9864348If that's all you needed me for, I'll just go back to fucking Rarity.
>>9864369Thats assuming I wake up as a shitty Earth ponyIf not, I fly, or just run off to magic and shit.Fuck Earth ponies, sir.
>>9864369Fuck that next he'll want to stick it in my butt. Good buck to the balls and out the door I went. Maybe try to find some mlpg bro instead.
>>9864340okay, thanks again!
>>9864382>implying Rarity would ever fuck, let alone talk to, a weirdo like you
>>9864418>implying mlpg doesn't want to fuck your butt
>>9864417How exactly are you going to use magic if you don't know any spells?
>>9864422why not we ship her with applejack anon is pretty much on par with that
>>9864382>preferring cartoon horses over human females
>>9864418>jumping from one frying pan into another
>>9864418>He thinks he won't be coaxed into being fucked in the butt by someone on mlpg
>>9864445Why would that make you all hot and bothered, Pinkie?
>>9864445humans are so boring tho
/v/ wants to build a SCAMP over /mlp/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYXGRVvsR4MAre you fags ready for war?
>>9864305>"I wanna FFFuck you..."I can't stop seeing that
>>9864440If the retarded character on the show can use it, I'll figure it out.
>>9864427True, but at least some of them would give you a reach around. Maybe you'd get lucky and end up with Leth or someone cool.>>9864446Shut it Dan, I'd rather live on the streets.
>>9864466no, who gives a fuck
>>9864461It makes me scared
>>9864466So they're going to build a giant pyramid for us in our honor?How thoughtful!
>>9864445But there are no human females like Pinkie Pie
>>9864465That's certainly a look of love.
>>9864477But that's a cartoon anon.You trying to escape by using magic is just like the .gif you posted.
>>9864472Huh. That's some quality bad lipreading there, son.
>>9864511Yes there are. They're all fat, though
>>9864350Oh fine, be that way.>At his beckoning you place your hooves up on his thighs, bringing your head over his coated member and breathing in the deep, mixed scent.>You open your mouth, prepared to service him, and are rewarded by seeing his dick twitch powerfully as his anticipation peaks.>Do you serve him quickly, like a good little pony?>Or will you draw it out, making him squirm a little. All's fair in love.....
>>9864513that guy is really good drawing "love" faces.
>>9864477> that gifOh shit I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
>>9864511Clearly you don't know many human females
>>9864525And Pinkie Pie isnt fatSo my point still stands: There are no human girls like Pinkie
>>9864527I love WhiteDIamonds' work.
>>9864526draw it out
>>9864545If this show had a bigger budget and wasn't animated in flash Pinkie would probably be the chubbiest one of the 6/
>>9864560I don'tIts all the same shitpic relatedoh look more flustered/lovey dovey rarijackyawn
>>9864556>cheating on your waifu>with a HUMANHow far you have fallen...
>>9864576One can only hope.I like some big booty, big booty, big booty.
>>9864581>implying i'm not imagining this as a mare servicing meI can fall farther
>>9864592and big teats?
>>9864577We're all entitled to our own opinions
>MLPG>"best place to discuss the show">Brony circle jerk 24/7Get something going in your lives. Do something productive. You're all pathetic.
>>9864619i'm posting ocs and you can't stop me
>>9864619Sorry we're not joining you in autismblox.
>>9864619>implying we can't post in the thread and be productive at the same time
>>9864619Why aren't you 'bating?
>>9864624Cant fool me. Suck that cock mister. Or are you a pretty mare?
Don't take the bait you stupid fucks.
>>9864634Why does that hair in that picture make me aroused every time?
>>9863845>>9863871>>9863904http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sJNOYqTPIzGot you covered.
>>9864619Someone sounds like a fuming filly!
>>9864639Because nobody posted any goo pone.Let me fix that.
>>9864650It's the hair
>>9864646>Or are you a pretty mare?I would be, If i was the one on my haunches
>>9864526>>9864556>You want your master to be happy. And he will be, after you've had your fun.>Besides, he might like the change.>With that firmly in mind, you gaze up into his eyes as you delicately lick the tip of his cock, tasting the savory salty sweet taste of the sugar solution mixing with his pre-cum. >The fact it's already flowing, mixing with the solution, tells you just how badly he needs it.>You gently lick the rim of his head, drawing slow, steady circles across his shaft from top to bottom, moving your head around to lick and toy with him.>He moans softly as his hips rise up, causing his member to poke you in the nose as you pull back.>You gently push him back down into his chair before bringing your lips to his tip, kissing and stroking it with your tongue as your master's breathing begins to stammer, squeaks and cracks of his voice coming out as you work.[con'td]
>>9864670But not THAT picture.So what gives?
Which pone would you help reach a post-equine state of existence?
>>9864680Does that get you hot?You want AppleDani to service your hog dont you?
>>9864707Too much hair.Who knows?
>>9864689Why am I fantasizing about sucking a guys dick as a horse.This needs to stop before I do something crazy like buy a collar or something.
>>9864711Well it was hot til you wrote that second line, now im laughing. Damnit Dan
>>9864714>implying MLPG doesn't have augmentation discussion on a regular basisget dunked
>>9864707Twily what are you doing
>>9864740Assuming direct control
>>9864729pffft, you're welcome
>>9864711>mfw I read that as You want AppleDani to service your hot dog, don't you?
>>9864742>Twily will never control all of equestria with her hair
>>9864743But would you be a chubby pretty mare?
There is too much horse in this threadStop horsing so much.
>>9864734>wanting to be augmented that fardisgusting
>>9864745Wow I thought that's what it said until I read yours
>>9864750In a heartbeatSoft stomach, soft pudgy sides, unlimited snuggles with other chub maresHeaven
>>9864477Is he okay?
>>9864753You're welcome to not choose to be augmented. Just realize that you will be outlived by those who do.
You're all fuckin' virgin nerds. Ya know that? Don't pretend otherwise. #Dunked
>>9864771yeah he just felt a little pane
>>9864784I..don't feel very dunked.
>>9864773being a robot =/= livingI propose an age which biomedical technology can improve life-span.No need to be dependent on hardware.
Did Roman ponies use a Trojan human?
>>9864784who are you, Shaq?
>>9864773Does robotwily have tits? Why?
>>9864801No, Greek ponies did.
MLPG should get out more.
>>9864808but that wasn't bait
>>9864801Those fucking costumes scare me every time.
To be blunt, I need your help with the Japanese intro remix.I'm struggling to find something that's new and innovative enough to not be "the same fucking thing over and over" and will probably still fail, and have since taken to finding inspiration in the Akiba Koubou (DJ Command) remix of "Glitter" by Ayumi Hamasaki. (Heard here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuyVI7PRwIM )The last draft I posted didn't fare well, even by my own admission, so I'm starting over. Here's what I have so far, just the riff: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39518350/Riff%20Idea%201.mp3I'm trying to eschew a "brassy" sound while going for a more harsh-attack, high-decay, short-sustain, short-release sound— still based on my "usual", but at least trying to mix things up a bit. Please let me know what you think, if this works or if it's in another direction.
>>9864814But >>>/out/ is scary...
>>9864817Dash can react to things even if they're not bait.
>>9864817>all Dash reaction images indicate baitYou've gotten too wrapped up in the "bait" joke, Anon.
Is it time for blue?
In my headcanon Scratch is mute, so she lets the music talk for her
>>9864796Ceramics, silicon, and metals aren't susceptible to cancer, and are easier to repair when damaged.
>>9864835/out/ is /out/side any jurisdiction. you go /out/, and you're in no-man's land, dude.
>>9864796Over the story between Mega Man Zero, ZX and Legends serieses, robots are given natural life spans and what not.Clearly that's the direction to go.
>>9864821Sorry, Eurobeat, all your songs sound like a pipe organ getting its pump humped by Sonic.It's "way past cool" but it's just too fuckin' fast to make many distinguishing marks if you remain in the Euro-zone, so to speak.
How many of you are neets?
>>9864852>too weirdBro do you even know where you are?Keep going!
>>9864871fully foreverially employed and loving it
>>9863532>she will never put her number into your phone>she will never make her contact name read "Booty Call"
>>9864871I'm a NET.I do have education.
>>9864852Where_do_you_think_you_are.jpgThis is fantastic.
>>9864882Now you're thinking with portals
>>9864871i was, briefly.
>>9864856this is blue, right?
>>9864871I'm still studying, but we all know that's basically the same thing as being a neet.I earn my own money, tho.
i like blue winged kicky poneshe's cute
>>9864863shit that is an oooooooooooooooooooooooold macro likeepisode 1 old
>>9864890>she will never always pick up before the first ring ends whenever you call
>>9864900No but this is
>>9864859Are you implying that through sheer technological advancement within the medical field, we couldn't easily cure cancer?Being all machines require you to be unit of the corporations, I don't like the idea of my body part being owned by a company.Through nano-robotic medicine we can easily repair broken limbs, the future does not have to be silicon.Man-Machine alliance through external exocerebral technology is the future, increased lifespan that doesn't require to replace limbs is the future.
>>9864911>It will never be 2011 again
>>9864906Oh jesus the aliasing on her hair is giving me eyestrain and OCD fits at the same time.
>>9864931they're just pixels, anon
>>9864942But they're in the wrong place ;_;
>>9864926>I don't like the idea of my body part being owned by a company.>not building your new chassis yourself using open-source partsfukkin pleb shit
>>9864948you're in the wrong place
>>9864962> y-yeah our medi-tech will be alllllll open!Yet another reason Stallman is experiencing cardiovascular problems.
Sure is a lot of blue pony in this thread
>>9864963your FACE is in the wrong place
>>9864976Those are some regal horses.
>>9864981Am I a bad person for finding lolicon doujins and imagining it's the CMC?
>526 / 186
>>9864988You could just find lolicon doujins actually of the CMC.
>>9864975>cardiovascular problemsYet another reason to go all metal.
>>9865000Very low quality stuff. Cheap western garbage. I need the real artists.
>>9864927i fucking hate this fandom nowbut i'll always look back and fondly remember browsing mlpg at the uni library between classesand how i looked forward to browsing the general and eventually taking requests every night after work and how i would specifically ask for days off every saturday so i could watch new episodes and talk about them all day with you guysit was a simpler time then;_;
>>9864869I can take the criticism on, but for fuck's sake, the Sonic references? Really? That's just harsh.I just can't seem to come up with anything that fits the original Japanese opening, OR the inspiration material, that has a distinctly different lead sound than the one I've been working with, literally every single day. Do I just need to wait on it, take a break? Do I need to just force a non-brass, non-euro-ish riff on it just to have something that sounds different? Do I need to just stop being in the "Euro-Zone" and stop trying to make Eurobeat out of this fucking song?
>>9864962I hope you realize building such parts would require knowledge in surgery (which you can't do on yourself) and biomedical engineering?Still humanity's future does not reside in a silicon shell but rather in the cosmos as galactic race.Civilization Type VLike I said, Q.
>>9865032Sorry, Euro. Just stepped off watching a whole slew of Sonic Adventures.Step out of the Euro Zone, see if you can plunk out something new. Stretch out a bit. Lord knows you're good at what you do, so it can extend into some divergent sound-spaces.
Anime fans use OP/ED as short forms for intro and endings for shows.Should we adopt such terms?
>>9865012>requires upgrades>requires installing firmware>always online DRM>virusesI like to keep my tech external, if age-prolonging procedures/drugs aren't a thing when I'm 50 then I'd be getting augments.
>>9865055i already have
>>9865044>I do, but this perspective on the act is...odd.I wanted it to be from the guy perspective but it's too late to stop the train. It's great how it is.
>>9864991Look, there's that little purple bastard again!Quick Robin, get the Bat Dragon Repellent!
>>9865036>tfw getting biomedical engineering degreeIt's all coming together
>>9865067>still having a body in the Futureinferior
>>9865036>Civilization Type VRight, and we will need some way to get there. I'm not saying that transhuman or posthuman augmentation bullshit is the end of the line, just that it's better than what we've got right now.
>>9865070>>9865055What do they stand for? OP- openingED- ending D???
>>9865067>DRM and Viruses>Not limb/body hijacks that are the serious threat
>>9865055but OP/ED is already a thing
>>9865015I just miss discussing more than bullshitting. Be it fandom or show, after we had to move here for a hiatus I think we got filled with people who thought we were like the thread simulators 24/7, so episode discussion was severely low during S3.
>>9865098OPeningEnDingAt least that's what I've always assumed.
>>9865096It is the better than what we have right now but it's better than we can get.>>9865101The former would be more widespread.
>>9865101>limb/body hijacks>not self-perpetuating memetic viruses invented by mad super-AIs.pleb
I need a pic of Rarity holding a newspaper.For reasons.
That was weird, wouldn't update posts.
>>9865044>The pinch to your right cutie mark comes as a surprise, making you cry out as a violent orgasm shakes your whole body, threatening to take your legs out from under you as your insides grip feverishly at your master's cock.>You're rewarded further as he thrusts it all the way back in, hilting himself in you as his throbbing cock erupts his seed into your depths.>It's so hot, and there's so, so much of it. You can feel it working back from the tip of his cock back out your entrance, dribbling down your legs and puddling on the floor.>Your body trembles at the sensory overload, and you feel your hind legs finally give out.>Your master doesn't stop you. In fact, he falls alongside you. As you try to mentally recollect yourself, vainly struggling to acknowledge anything other than the incredible warmth inside you now, he puts his arms around you and drags you close.>"We'll have to use that mix more often," he whispers softly in your ear, causing your heart to flutter again.>"Y...Yes....we will," you agree breathlessly.>>9865071You should've said that, I am way more used to writing it from the human male perspective. Still, this was a fun little diversion.Hope that was any good, sorry it took so long to type out.
>>9865163that's fucking dastardly.
>I'll be on AIM at MOOTCHAT for the next few hours answering questions and complaints. Feel free to send me a message (read: complaint)!love, —mootykinsWhy are you not talking to moot now?
>>9865212>using AIM ever
>>9865193Now I need to lucid dream about being a nice and obedient pony pet.Thanks a lot mlpg
>>9865212I've said all I need to to him.He's not moot, not anymore.
>>9865193Reporting does nothing.Lovely.
>>9865163Closest I got, could have sworn I had something like that.
>>9865231>He's not moot, not anymore.Explain.
>>9865231>I've said all I need to to him.>He's not moot, not anymore.Let's see. Not into anime. Not interested in making a little board for nerds to discuss anime. He thinks he's a big shot "web developer" when in fact he got super fuckin' lucky and just happened to do the imageboard thing first.
>>9865245TAW pls stay
>>9865237you are a good personthank you
>>9865046Problem is, I have been, at just short of fucking gun-point by friends, family and other people who seem to know what to do with my music. I've done sketches of some sort of shitty brostep (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39518350/TweedleProgress3.mp3 ), complextro-house from earlier today (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39518350/LilSketch2-1.mp3 ), some sort of glitch-hop electroswing... thing (https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39518350/SwingyKoanStoneThing.mp3 )... I really have tried, I just can't seem to finish a single fucking thing to satisfaction, barring the Zomboy remix.Please forgive the ranting, I'm beginning to think I'm just burnt out.
but I don't want to be a slutty mare
>>9865266Am I the only person who aims for the frame or bracebar on screen/glass doors?
>>9865273Well it's too late now, you should have said something when we were back at the house!
>>9865266What the hell did that guy do?
Tell me about this book horse
>>9865271Well, just take a few days off. Go totally music-free, chill out, read some things.No joke, that might be the best if you're truly burnt out just this moment.
>>9865257I'm sorry sir, TAW didn't write that.Just little old me.
>>9865283You're never the only one, dingus.
>>9865283All civilized people doSufficiently evolved humans know better than to leave handprints on everything
>>9865283>leaving your fingerprints all over the glassyeah, no thanks
>Meanwhile Homestuck is still on hiatus
>>9865292Go to bed Pinkie.
>>9865271It's really sounding like you're burnt out. I love your stuff, dude.Maybe try and take a break or just spend some time dicking around an audio sketchpad without any particular motive in mind.
>>9865271Go on hiatus, Euro. It's what the cool kids are doing.Seriously though, just take a step back, breathe, and relax. You'll be glad you did.
>>9865271Take a vacation, come back to it. I second Anon there.>>9865290>>9865312Though maybe we all need some disco love.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJwcOiBoZE
>>9865301>touching the thing everyone else touchesgross
>>9865273Don't you want a nice pretty collar around you?Don't you want to fucked by a large cock?What's wrong with you anon?
Am I the only one who's sick of seeing people ask if they are the only one who does thinks or does something?
>>9865310Oh, alright. I gotta be up in 5ish hours to finish my homework and get to formation on time anyway.You're such a bad influence on me MLPG~Goodnight.
>>9865334First that Zephyr fic and now this...
>>9865304>>9865333> still on hiatusThank god that shit's finally ending.The last con I went to had WAY too many be-horned fagmasters cosplaying Trolls.
>>9865334no I just want to be pretty without having dicks in my ass
Is it so wrong to love a toon?
Come touch it, anon.
>>9865349There's everything wrong with it!
>>9865347>Implying the Homestuck fandom will ever die
>>9865373No, but it'll be off-peak for fuck's sake.
>>9865346I just know that if I was in Zephyr's place, I would get off on my mind's calling to be human again.Then I'd just bow to my master like a good pony.
>>9865346I hope that means you liked it. I do hate to leave people disappointed.Sadly I can't fix anything now so it'll have to do.Goodnight again MLPG, have a nice one.
>>9865364http://pastebin.com/u/TfanonGuy gets kidnapped and turned into a female pegasus pony. Learns how to be a good little pet.Not gonna lie, it's kind of mental fuckery that could leave you wanting to be the little pony pet.
>>9865348Prostate stimulation is awesome, though.
>>9865292>Pinkie allures you to a private room>It's dark and you can barely see the pink mare>You start undoing your pants for your intimate time with Pinkie>The lights come on>Half the town is there>"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
>>9865405no thank you
>>9865405>Oh maybe I'll read>20 parts>Nope.avi
>>9865390Normally I'd be totally against that. But after reading that fic, man, unf.
>>9865405Isn't this from the old transformation generals?
>>9865348Then your not a good pony!Why don't you want to be a good pony for master?
>>9865453Yeah. Just happened to stumble on it again tonight, and then all this stuff happened.
>>9865428Well its a good thing anon showed up in his brithday suit!
>>9865327>>9865290>>9865312>>9865323I'm beginning to think this is what I need to do. Once I have the client work out of the way, I'm taking a breather.Sorry to burden you guys with the burnout, I'll make the return worthwhile.
Uh ohWhat did you do to Scootaloo
>>9865348Beat's having them in your mouth.
>>9865468man, at first I was okay with you getting fetishy, but now I'm starting to worry
>>9865390I would not stop fucking that pony - hardly even for food or sleep.
>>9865475I planted my seed and watched it grow.With some magical assistance from a helpful unicorn, I watched it swell to that size in just two hoursShe'll be even bigger soon.
>>9865504>Sweetie helping you with your fetishes
>>9865475I obviously gave Scootaloo too much cake.What? Did you think I got her pregnant or something? Fillies are not for sexual.
>>9865504How many did you plant?
>>9865473I'm serious about going music-free. Read a book, sleep in, all that jazz.But no jazz, I guess. Unless you feel like making jazz.Shit I don't know how this works.
>>9865475I want to rub that belly.
>>9865503Would you stop if she told you to?
>>9865475Same thing I did to Dash.
>>9865475>>9865504> Pregnant ScootalooOhOh my
>>9865473You don't even have to. What makes it worthwhile is if you feel refreshed, restored, and ready to keep going.
>>9865504Well great, thanks faggot. Now she's gonna burst and die because you couldn't fucking help yourself and had to go and have her eat watermelon with the seeds. Asshole.
>>9865538I'd have to think about it. Surely she'd let me finish and then regroup.
>>9865473Just promise me you'll come back ;_;
>>9865473Get feeling better, sir. You're awesome.>>9865490Why?
>>9865504>distended pregnant pony belliesFuck, boner. We discussed this already.
>>9865535She wants you to rub it.
>>9865571>tfw recognizing that OC
>>9865359Oh man, I should would like to touch that tail.
>>9865515>>9865517>>9865521>>9865543>>9865548>>9865571Jeez you guys.I'm glad I say these things without my name on.>>9865525TwoTwins perhapsAs long as they're in there for not too long. Scootaloo has things to do, and being heavily pregnant for 8 months isn't one of them.4 is workable, and she'll get to that point in a few more hours
>>9865600I want to kiss her directly on the anus.
>>9865605>Scootaloo has things to doLike getting pregnant again
>>9865629I can't even fap to that comic, the writing is so awful.
>>9865614I cannot condone this behavior.
Sometimes I feel like all of the good stuff that made /co/ good and separate from places like /v/ left when /mlp/ was created
>>9865639A healthy, athletic surrogate pays well.Scootaloo has a busy year ahead of her
>>9865614That's gross, Anon.
>>9865545Honestly, a breather sounds like a good enough idea to where I probably should take one. Like, I'm actively looking forward to taking it— this weekend is literally the first in a long time where I haven't had to worry about some extreme deadline or major project. It just sounds right.>>9865563I will, and thank you.>>9865556I can say with quite a bit of confidence that I will be right back. There are still, at the bare minimum, three songs I need to release before I consider bidding any farewells.With this, I'll respond to one or two more posts and call it a night.
>>9865336>implying there aren't particular instances where your the only one
>>9865629>Dildos vibrating at high intensityAnyone see that video where they hooked a dildo up to a subwoofer or something similar, hooked it up to a girl and blasted it so hard she could only grunt and make disconnected sounds? Like they fucked her until she went full retard.
>>9865663Pretty much. Last hiatus didn't help either.
You wouldn't fuck a filly, would you?Even if she was asking for it?
>>9865696You linked that before, it was really fake
>>9865681DRAW A PONY
>>9865681Nice comic. Where'd you get it?
>>9865707>mfw I havent linked anything of the sort beforeAre we even talking about the same thing?
>>9865701What kind of asking for it? Like coming up to me and directly asking me or walking around in provocative clothing knowing full well I'd look?
>>9865745As bad as that is, the response is even worse.
>>9865745>this is how furries believe people actually talk
>>9865629I just...Okay I'm a huge fan of Octavia and Vinyl but that is not how anyone talks ever
>>9865696Is this the one where the girl is chained to the wall or the sybian one where the girl's getting whipped in the stomach?
>>9865681>three songs I need to release before I consider bidding any farewellsI know you said only a couple more questions, but are those particular songs or in general all?
Holy shit.Ruby Quest is insane. Expected it to be longer, though.
>tfw MLPG is noticeably slowing down as the longest hiatus yet continues.We dying.
>>9865812Ask Leth for stats.
>>9865745Come on now.I don't even go outside and I know people don't talk like that.Is it like a joke or something?
>>9865812>683 / 235Slow?
>>9865812>Our hiatus is still going to be shorter than Homestuck's hiatus
>>9865812Its four in the morning on a Monday
>>9865812For the past two days things have been super speedy around 12 4chan time.
>>9865830In three hours.We pulled that much in two a month ago.
Your contact lenses have arrived
>>9865812Think of it as...weeding out the undesirables.
>>98658621-800 contacts?They cant have my brand!I HAVE SPECIAL EYES
Why aren't you outside getting mugged?
>>9865862But they have a gross ugly pony stuck to them!
>>9865873You mean the veterans?
>>9865906Cola sucksRoot Beer is better
>>9865883It's 2:50 you blue cunt
>>9865906I still do
>>9864114>>9864526>>9864689>>9864852>>9865044>>9865193I hope someone is screenshotting thisI need it for later
>>9865715See attached. I'm not an artist, sorry if I kinda bastardized the form.>>9865727Just found it poking around here.>>9865800One is the Japanese intro.One is one of the S3 finale songs.One will be an unnamed update of one of my originals if I do choose to go through with it. It wont' be vital but I'd like to do this one in particular, if it's the one I have in mind. I shan't spoil which one, yet.I still need to talk to Kenny about "Fly"; I do still want to work with him on a song but I don't think this is the song to do it with. I want to get him more involved with the lyrics, with the production, maybe with the composition. So I'm not considering that amongst the 3, though I do hope to soon release that.
Kids these days
>>9865906Why don't you use real sugar anymore?
>>9865958>mature for my age>tfw I actually was
>>9865958they dont know
>been up way way too late on MLPG>again>having trouble sleeping and staking awake durring the dayI feel like if I took up smoking and quit ponies it would improve my health at this point
>>9865977they missed out
>>9865968Are you asking her to give you some sugar? Lewd.
>>9865968The best part about living in a part of the country with a large Hispanic population is Mexican/Guatemalan Coke with real sugar is easy as shit to find.
>>9865968>you will never hit on mexican coke pony by asking her if she's made of real sugar
dooks ponies should not flesh colored
You guys want more curvy Sweetie in swimsuits and stuff next thread? It includes really nervous Scootaloo
>>9865271>>9865473Do whatcha do man, but I gotta say I listened to that secodn one like 12 times in a row.
>>9866016Yes anon, that is a post.
MLPGI really need help. How do I stop myself from going to /v/?
>>9866002hard to come up with appropriate color schemes for ponifications at times, tho
>>9865906Because Pepsi tastes better.