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BLANK FLANK TAKE-OVER
>>9837059Lyra, please don't rape me.
>>9837066deal with it
>Diamond Enchilada thread
>>9837066She'd prefer the big, strong human take charge.And rape her.
Oh shit she actually did it
>>9837090there was one rule, AppleDanONE RULE
>>9837059>>9837067What're you going to do, rape me?
>>9837105Yes, and you're going to enjoy it.
>>9837065Snowdrop?!Also, inconsistency. Fluttershy's cutie mark flashback revealed she had never been to the ground before. That implies pegasus ponies go to school and live entirely separate lives in Cloudsdale/ other cloud communities. So what is this filly doing in class with the Earth ponies/unicorns?
>>9837082Saint Walker pls go
>>9837097WHAT A JERK!
>>9837121Some pegasus families live in cloudsdaleOthers in ponyville
I'm gonna rape you softly~I'm gonna violate youI'ma molest you sweetly~I'm gonna force you DISCREETLEEEEEEEEHEEEEE
>>9837101>you will never make Diamond Tiara hatescrunch at you
>>9837142Please Lyra, please
>>9837142Go to bed.
>>9837121>Fluttershy revealed that she had never been to the ground before.She's one pegasus, not the entire race.
>>9837154I'd rather she this.
>>9837175>you will never be lyra's lovedoll
>>9837174I'd rather see this
>>9837175What's Lyra's 'fucking' life like?
>>9837187>you will never explore the cosmos with GG's birdtits and starkids
What's the genderbend of the CMC? I'm thinking Rumble, Pip, and Featherweight, but what's their name?
>>9837174>"Will you REALLY be my friend???"
>>9837191Nowhere near as fulfilled as she'd like, I'm sure.
>>9837199No worst filly plsGet off
>>9837207Replace Rumble with Snips or Snails
>>9837199>"If you think you're a man... DO IT."
>>9837127Progress tends to be exponential.
>>9837175>that little bit of black on that Mmy autism
>>9837187>you will never be an agent of ponyville under Mayor Mare>you will never report to her about strange goings on
>>9837223>Diamond Tiara>worst filly
>>9837207Cutie Mark Cadets!Bandanas instead of capes.
>>9837175>>9837215>Lyra's masturbating and fantasizing and dreaming about humans>Bon-Bon is having an actual sexual affair with a human the whole time
>>9837224but both of those ponies have their cutie marks
>>9837241I mean your cute and all but your a huge bitch and that don't fly
>>9837230But I'm a prancing ponyNEIGH NEIGH NEIGH
>>9837224those idiots already have their mark
>>9837207The Butt Badge Brigade
soooooooooo... to many ponies with no waffles to give.
So, what was mlpg's reaction to the news that Big Jim is Jayson's co-director?
>>9837251So does Fatherweight
>>9837266That just looks terrible
>>9837272Could be pre ponyille confidential.
>>9837194>you will never explore the cosmos with GG's birdtits and starkidsnever say never anonmaybe I'll see you on some big server come releaseMLP Season 4 will be out before Starbound
Self employment rocks! BTW, I've got to borrow $1k from my parents to pay the US IRS.
>>9837207>Rumble>Pip>Featherweight>already has his Cutie MarkWe really need to see if there's a unicorn colt out there with no cutie mark.I'm not fond of the changeling thing.
>>9837289That'd be nice, I hope we can someday.M-maybe we'll have the beta before then...
>>9837285And what if Featherweight, Snips and Snails are trying to help Pipsqueak, the last of their group, to get his cutie mark?Also Snips and Snails make more sense thatn Rumble.
this thread a shit
>>9837223"Don't mind if I do~"
>>9837329>two fucking retards make more sense then a blankflankam I taking crazy pills or what
Why aren't you streaming?
>>9837329>trying to helpthey're retarded, and already have their cm, your brain is being stupid as well.
>>9837368I could, I guessI really need to be going to bed thoughwhat do you want me to stream?
>>9837350Oh okay tha-NO WAIT WHAT ARE YO oh~
>>9837368VLC is being a bitch
>>9837360Again Featherweight also has a cutie mark. Also Rumble was never seen interacting with anyone. He isn't even at school. Meanwhile Snips and Snails are both in the same class as Featherweight.
>>9837393Problem is - they're kinda retarded.
>>9837393>Rumble was never seen interacting with anyone. He isn't even at school.Rumble's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Ponyville School Board have decided to expel Rumble from the entire public school system.
>>9837418Surely expulsion isn't the answer!?
>>9837380What have you got?
>>9837426a bunch of shitty movies, a TV show or two and some vidya gamesLooking for anything in particular?I'm probably not going to stream anything tonight but I'm open to requests for the future
>>9837415So?They are all good friends. What if they made their version of the CMC? And then they got their Cutie marks. Would they abandon the others and not help them get theirs. What if Sweetie got her cutie mark. Would AB and Scootaloo kick her out of the CMC? Would she stop interacting forever with them?
>>9837425I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer.
>>9837419exactly, can't seem to get the proper transcoder settings down for a couple of showsyour gif is very much related
>>9837452>you will never lie down on that couch
>>9837445I just finished watching Argo.
>>9837492How is it?
>>9837452But there has to be something we can do! I know Rumble is a bright kid, we can't let him, or any pony for that matter, just fall by the wayside! Don't you care about his future?
>>9837492is that good? My mom told me I should watch it but I just can't bring myself to care
Posting big pone
>>9837447Are you on something?How are they good friends. Have they even talked to each other directly ever?No really have they?
>>9837510>appledan in charge of getting the joke
>>9837519big pone is best pone
>>9837393I'm pretty sure it's canon that Featherweight and Shady Daze/Inkwell/Inkstain/Inky are buddies.And I think he's a blank flank...
>>9837520Neither has Rumble or Pipsquick interacted with Featherweight or wit eachother,
>>9837525That colt needs therapy.
>>9837550It's purely psychosomatic
>>9837512>>9837492I loved that movie.Lincoln was great, too.
>>9837415Applebloom is slow.Sweetie Belle can't into magic.Scootalooser is stuck on the ground forever.Twist has a lisp.Clearly, they're the Special class, and SS/DT just got into the class because money, to ride the grade curve to valedictators for life.We already discussed this.
>>9837558What does that mean?
>>9837580You're a nutyou're crazy in the coconut
>>9837505>>9837512Pretty damn good. 2+ hours but doesn't feel its length at all.
>>9837576I was referring to Snips and Snails, you moron.Snails has the mental capacity of wet lint, and Snips isn't much smarter. I don't think they COULD help anyone get their cutie mark, even if they wanted to
>>9835808PONYVILLE, EQ - With the annual Young Fliers Competition approaching, local weather mare Rainbow Dash was seen Friday bragging naively about how she would easily win the event, earning the prize of spending a day with the Wonderbolts.According to sources, citizens of the town were seen sarcastically encouraging Ms. Dash, informing her that "they'll really let her in this time" as the blue pegasus performed the same few tricks she always does."She thinks we're actually make her a member - it's really kinda great," said Wonderbolts captain Spitfire, 30, who, along with the rest of the professional flying team, discussed Rainbow Dash's constant attempts at joining the renowned group. "Sometimes we just all gather around and laugh while we toss a badge back and forth over her head, telling her that she can join if she catches it. She keeps coming back. It's definitely the best part of the whole competition."Reports confirmed that the Young Fliers Organizing Committee have been debating on the option of dropping the whole pretense of a competition, as some members argue that it is "simply easier to have everyone come together to make fun of [Rainbow Dash] maybe just in like a big circle or something with pointing and laughing."
>>9837510>he doesn't know>>9837418>>9837425>>9837452>>9837550>>9837558I fucking love you people
>>9837525Sorry, thought we were doing a play.
>>9837573I want a Pony Argo. The mane six are trapped in Griffonia without the Elements of Harmony (notice Iran's flag has a fucking griffon?) and they have to pretend they're making a Daring Do film with Rainbow Dash as the star.
>>9837594Well, What does that mean?? THAT COLT NEEDS THERAPY
>>9837538Though there's a limit to how big pone should be
>>9837600Those morons are a given for being in the special class, moron.
>>9837600Snails is the only unicorn his age who can do magic and Snips has done nothing to show he's any dumber than the CMC who regularly do dumb shit and get in trouble.Also they are the only ponies in their ENTIRE CLASS who could figure out how to work a plastic ring.
>>9837617>conveniently glossing over my post: >>9837580I might ba a slow start but I catch on.
>>9837520Yes they didStart of PVCThey were admiring and congratulating Featherweight for his cutie mark
>>9837652>plasticThose are sharp-as-fuck barrel binding rings, straight from the cooperage. Anyone who plays with them without cringing is just begging to lose a hoof.
Just letting you know we still exist. If you want to join us in Guild Wars 2, we got a thread in the /v/ section of the sub.Also, these are the best trio ponies. There no other trio that exist more frequent then these!
>>9837634Okay - I'm gonna use small words.No am talk about special class.A talk about Snips and Snails no good for boy CMC.No good for boy CMC because have mark already.No good for boy CMC because stupid.Like you.You stupid.Very stupid.
>>9837626>>9837641>>9837645You guys are so MEAN
>>9837681Rainbow Dash almost lost her head. It's a good thing she tucks herself in when cloud-napping.I just thought of a fun animation prank.
>>9837686>vidyanon in charge of watching the show
>>9837689You think you won this round just because you were in the conversation from its start, whereas I wasn't?Well, you won this round.
>>9837689Featherweight also mark so no good for male CMCNot enough pony for male CMC unless you are going to bullshit everything
>>9837665Wow.THAT'S a blast from the past.
>>9837626This image legitimately scares me and I am not sure why.
>>9837697I don't give a fuck, I would fall asleep on that pone's belly if he would let me
>>9837739Go back to drawing AA
>tfw you'll never be taken care of by fluttershyLucky animals...
>>9837732>look through the pony wiki>brave pants-on-head retarded fandom namesApparently there are NO unicorn blankflank colts.
>>9837758I wouldn't even struggle if he rolled over or pulled me in a bear hughe's just so goddamn cuddly
>>9837704Reanimating that scene so Applebloom cuts off Rainbow Dash's head:Her headless body squirts blood for a few seconds, then, as it completely dies, it slowly sinks through the cloud and falls down.It hits the flagpole and slides slowly to the ground as all the fillies scream.One of the colts pokes her with a stick.Featherweight snaps a picture. The end.After the credits, we see the foals playing soccer with her head while Scootaloo hangs herself in the background.Why do I have a boner?
>>9837772>brave pants-on-head retarded fandom namesLike...?
Would you still like the show if ponies looked like this?
>>9837780Hey, stop badgering her.
>>9837519I uh. Uh.I would. send help.
>>9837762I envy that badger.
>tfw haven't drawn OC in so long you have to look at old drawings to remember what they look like
>>9837806The face looks like a Koopa
>>9837806Why is Fluttershy a fragglesus?
>>9837519How big is too big?
>>9837806Not awful.But some suggestions.The ears are way too tall. Makes it look like a rabbit.Also the wingfeathers are flowing and bending in weird ways.
Good night, MLPG
>>9837827>stars in her eyes>>>/mwgg/
>>9837827She's a cutie, Mew.What's next on the drawlist?
>>9837838>You will never a Big Mac in drag
>>9837827I'm pretty sure it's a stallion but it looks like a mareeither way that pone's cute as hell
>>9837847oh god her hat has developed self awareness. ITS EATING HER
howdy mlpgwhat's the good word
>>9837652sweetie bell has achived antigrav
>>9837838I honestly don't knowI would rather get fucked to death by a massive fucking Macintosh then say "too big"
>>9837847Good night, anon. Good night, MLPG.
>>9837870shut up>>9837851might mess around with this scribble. trying to find something worth painting.
>>9837862A Writefriend needs to get on this
>>9837891oh hey mew i wanted to say that your latest pony art SUCKED MAD DICK and i'd really like if you could NEVER POLLUTE THE WORLD WITH YOUR GARBAGE DRAWING AGAINalso, draw me a lyralooking at human porndo itpls
>>9837862AND THEN IT'S GOING TO EAT ME
Plan 3 for a possible future ask blog maybe:2 changelings tasked with infiltrating Ponyville. Often horrible at their job, they have more interest in living lavishly as ponies rather than following orders from their hard-ass commander at the Hive. Neither is too clever, and they often have trouble adjusting to Equestrian culture to remain inconspicuous.One is often the leader, who atleast half-heartedly tries to fulfill missions. He's known for being a slacker, and has an almost BonBonish view of the world. His friend is even worse at following orders. He'd rather watch butterflies and color rather than listen to their Commander. Sort of a klutz, he's a really happy go lucky changeling, and just follows his friend on whatever mission they were given because he's bored (and doesn't want him to get in trouble: his plans are often terrible).What do you think?
>>9837893Big ponies are best ponies
>>9837910maybe if you stop being a FUCKING CUNT and write that pip and luna fic I WILL CONSIDER IT
>>9837923Oh god why does this turn me on
>>9837917Sounds a little like Hogan's Heroes or somethingCould be great
>>9837917I like it.
>>9837935you owe me a backlog of a billion fapsand not doing that lyra coverfuk uhow long does it have to be and can i have more of a premise than 'pip x luna' because that's legit retarded much like YOUR FACE
>>9837917I fucking love swarming
>>9837931This raging erection I'm sporting.
>>9837917Doesn't sound half bad, would read.
>>9837917>Ask The Infiltrators>>9837931>big homely mare to snuggleyes pls, she also goes under Myka
>>9837796>The colt Applebloom fences with in Cutie Pox>Lance>Fat colt with fork and knife cutie mark who wears the mufti in Ponyville Confidential>Truffle Shuffle/Teacher's Pet>Snowflake
>>9837956fuck you too you nigger honestly you don't have to do it if you don't want to but i'd rather hear a no then wait indefinitely
>>9837917I think it has a ton of potential for hilarity.10/10 would read.
>>9837898>it turns out Applejack's hat is one of the hat aliens from Darkwing Duck>it's been on her head since she was a little filly>they've developed so thorough of a neural network that she thinks the same way even when he's not on her head>he's the Rooster Cogburn of his planet>Applebloom's bow is the little girl
>>9837923>my screencap>that filenamejust for you, anon
>>9837965>you will never help that patient with a little "problem" of his
>>9837970Isn't this guy Snowflake?
>>9837975i honestly totally forgot about it until nowi can put it at number three on the queue if you wantbut seriouslygive me something more to work withthe thread can chime in too, if they like
>>9837970Teacher's Pet is the name he has in the Gameloft gameTruffle Shuffle is a cute name. What's wrong with it?
>>9838001Thats Doyu Evenlift
>>9837956I know I'm buttin in on an Internet Arguement, but how about you both he doesn't have romantic feelings for her until after he turns legal age?
>>9838001depends on who you ask
>>9837963She big but gentle. She quiet and hard working. I bet she give you a very heartful hug if she could.
>>9838006I think it sounds dumb and doesn't go with his cutie mark. And it sounds like a Goonies reference by someone who never watched the Goonies.If his cutie mark were for dancing, I'd be okay with Truffle Shuffle, but I think Roly Poly sounds better for someone whose special talent is presumably eating/cooking.
>>9838001No. Do you see a snowflake on his ass?No you do not.
>>9838003Luna is used to having a catamite from her days in Equestria of yore and Pip caught her eye when she had his butt in her mouth
Holy shit what have I released? All I said was BIFF HARDFLANK
How do I become a slut?
>>9838068Listen, anonSome ponies get their names before they get their cutie marksSnowflake, the young pegasus was mocked for his silly name and light frame so he devoted himself to body buildingOne day, after setting a new personal record he discovered he had a set of weights tattooed on his ass, and he's been on the roids ever since
>>9838118take all the dicks?make sure to share thoughotherwise you're a greedy slut
>>9838031>>9838039>>9838040>>9838043>>9838048>>9838058>>9838060>>9838081>>9838084>>9838092>>9838096>>9838098>>9838112>>9838114Sometimes I wonder how can a large concentration of idiots survive more than an hourGlad you do. I love you guys
You know what would be cool? A Fluttershy/Mac episode. Yeah. That'd be cool.
>>9838118be white with a curly purple mane
>>9838118Learn their secret handshakes
>>9838118Be female and have sex with more than one guy, apparently.
>>9838119Oh god that's stupid as fuck
>>9838119You can't convince me of anything other than that ponies get their names through a combination of intuition and self-fulfilling prophecy, and that their names and cutie marks almost always coincide - neither will you ever convince me that Snowflake is a good name for that pony.
>>9838133it's a possibility
>>9838118You already are
>>9838163meant to be reply to >>9838143my bad
>>9837969>>9837931What about this kind of big pone
>>9838148>implying their cutie marks arent a curse put in place by their mother>I DONT WANT THIS CHILD>Too bad now name him>FINE>HOWS SHIT SWEEPER THAT WORK FOR YOU?
>>9838177>excuse for SB to get worse at anatomy: the pony
>>9838148>You can't convince me of anything other than that ponies get their names through a combination of intuition and self-fulfilling prophecyWhy not?
How do I be a slut?
>>9838135>Day thread boop>Evening thread boop>Night thread boop
>>9838165I would like thatbut the canon has already paired Mac with Cheerilee... Kids would get weird ideas from Mac hanging our with other mares that aren't his sister
>>9838165I feel like if I get my hopes up I'm just going to be let down.
>>9838177Dammit, tone her back a bit shit. I want to believe this pny is still a mare.
>>9838202>Kids would get weird ideas from Mac hanging our with other mares that aren't his sisterthey might get weirder ideas if he just hung out with his sister thoughunf
>>9838197Everyone ships you with a bunch of stallions so you already are.
>>9838209AKR is a good writer, at the very least
>>9838197I honestly don't knowanyone have some expertise in this area they would be willing to share?
>>9838143>Punch Rockgroin spots Rarity trying to lift>immediately stops her before she hurts herself and points out where she's going wrong.>No routines/plans worked out>several flaws in her lifting form that could result in injury>And lifting without a spotter? No way. Nuh-uh. Not happening.
>>9838182I don't need no excuse.
>>9838177I'd still cuddle her but goddamn
>>9838231But she can lift a giant rock...
>>9838133You know what else would be cool?colors
>>9838236Can he even get both his front hooves on the ground at the same time?
>>9838165What if it's a Mac and Pinkie episode?
>>9838248To be fair, she was lifting with her back
>>9838197>>9838230>Go to bar>Flirt a little>Ask guys for sex>Have sexBeing a fag is great
>>9838202>but the canon has already paired Mac with CheerileeNo.
>>9838258Does that matter?
So, we've had Yakety Sax and the A-Team themewhat musical TV show references are we going to hear in season 3?
>>9838231Snowflake is /fit/ incarnate.Also, this reminds me of that time when MLPG did a bunch of greentexts about Rainbow Dash having to walk Twilight through every last detail about proper fitness and nutrition, slapping her in the back of the head when she gets something wrong.
>>9838186Because I think the case is stronger for my argument than yours.Sometimes there's a pattern to pony family names - but occasionally you see some major deviations.And there's also the fact that ponies' names and cutie marks tend to match up - but they get their names first, which we can see from the CMC.
>>9838272is it really that easy?I don't want to go full /r9k/ but this social anxiety is nonliterally killing me
>>9838284There was also The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
>>9838274it kinda did. They were together in Town in S3
>>9838177I think this big-ponies thing is getting a bit self-indulgent and annoying.You can draw what you want, but for the love of god, show us something besides potato-shaped giant ponies with tiny heads.
>>9838284had the benny hill theme like twice
>>9838287These fucking comics man.My sides reach escape velocity every time.
>>9838322that's Yakety Saxand yes, it does make anything funny
>>9838313Dag, really? I was just thinking about the end of HAHD. Guess I missed that one.
>>9838309Secret Of My Excess, during the Reshelving Day sequence.
>>9838316I shall consider your proposition.
>>9838337when did they get their own TV show?
>>9838349JfSWhen the pets are dragging Spike away and we see the barking insane pony Big Mac and Cheerilee are walking together
>>9838294You have to dress well (nice button up shirt, dress pants and nice black shoes are cheap and dependable), not be overweight and be a little above average in the looksBut yeah, it's dead easyJust make sure you can take at least 7-8 inchesIt won't take that many tries before you'll need it
>>9838358>He hasn't seen the life and times of Death GripsZach and Ride are on a quest to find Flatlander. It's the only thing on TV worth watching.
You see Jr's new three cute filly pic?
How do you get motivated?
>>9838424>tattoo's aren't blood red6/10 could be tryharder
>>9838425Innocent people are dying in Syria.
>>983842410/10 It's shit, too much poop
>>9838425What man can imagine man can dohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCA5pU0RxK0
>>9838464>>9838464http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuZss4XhLM8Money is bliss.
>>9838371AW SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT
>>9838466How can a man be so perfect MLPG? A smile so warm. A voice so beautiful. Mankind doesn't deserve him.
>>9838464Is Diamond Tiara a Filthy pony?
>>9838503but he isn't a man of god so he isn't perfectcheckmate, buddhists.
>>9838501Is that how Filthy made his fortune?He's got the name for it.I bet he only tagged on "Rich" afterwards to hide his past
>>9838520How long can you hold your breath, Anon?
>>9838501I'm glad the artist let me know that was underwear or I would have been confused.
>>9838003how about you don't write a story about an adult fucking a child. what's that called? I forgotcaptcha: kilcock
>>9838466>You'll be dead by the time any of this happens.
>>9838536Anon/pone interaction is one of my favorite subjects, please do more.
>>9838536probably not long enough, unfortunately
>>9838520get that whore away from mai waifu
>>9838501I kinda think I wanna draw some Filthy...
>>9838567>rarity demanding itoh god my boner.
>>9838570DID YOU FUCKING CHANGE WAIFUS AGAIN?
>>9838567Please tell me there's more of this
>>9838570Filthy Rich is your waifu now too? The waifu pile doesn't stop from getting taller, huh?
>>9838570Pick fucking one. Otherwise, you deserve NONE.
>>9838570>Filthy Rich>whoreI swear to god AppleDanI will fucking end you
Come to bed mlpg.
>>9838582>>9838590YES, IM NOT SURE ABOUT THESE FEELINGS INSIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>9838567Why wasn't I born in Equestria?
>>9838611I can'tpoeple are posting ponies on the internet
How do I become a whore?Tuition by Celestia is fucking expensive
>>9838588>pregnantWhat? I've never even seen any fanart of that
>>9838611Who is gonna poke who tonight?
>>9838611What are you doing in my bed Scorpio? You ain't my horopone.
>>9838611Too busy posting better horoscope
>>9838630I don't know. Come closer and we'll both find out.
>>9838567I think I may have already mentioned it, but the idea was just that ponies are so often depicted giving playful or silly innuendo-laden come-ons that one of them finally just gets fed up and drops the act and tells Anon to stick it inIt was going to be Applejack but I figured I drew enough of her so I thought it might as well be someone I don't draw muchIt wasn't a Rarity is a whore joke, I swear
>>9838637>>9838651>posting a furry pony
>>9838611The fuck did you do with Pisces, you whore?
>>9838520>Mayor Mare and Filthy Rich occasionally see each other to help ease the loneliness that comes with their lines of work>if they were to get caught on one of their little "outings", the scandals would end both their careers faster than they could say "PR Suicide.">but really that's part of the appeal>they make each other feel young again - like teenagers sneaking around behind their parents' backs.
>>9838632When Scorpio is involved, it's more a question of "What WON'T she do in your bed?"
>>9838648Are there any clopfics with Scorpio
>>9838651Leo adorable without her suit.
>>9838611fuck yea Scorpio! Was there ever Chinese zodiac pones I missed out on?
>>9838666>implying we won't yiff in hell
>>9838669stop that anonfilthy rich is a married stallion
>>9838687No, no one's done Chinese zodiac ponies yet, I think.
>>9838675I don't think there are any clopfics with any of the zodiacsSomeone should do something about that
>>9838637>saying shes inferior
>>9837033okey dokeynow post derpdo it do it now
>>9838695But Glitter GlueIf the Mayor and the CEO of Barnyard Bargains were caught playing Minigolf or going to a movie, everyone would start talking.Also, this was assuming that Filthy Rich's wife/DT's mom isn't alive anymore.
>>9838711Someone should, scorpio is the only other pone I can fap to
>>9838695Can you call it a marriage when your wife lives in her own world?
>>9838731I bet she's nuts in the sack.
>>9838731whwhat kind of headcanon is this
>>9838725>isn't alive anymoreshe's just out of town on business
>>9838730>even daring to defile her name with filthy word like clopyou ded.
>>9838650Anything new lately?
>>9838751That is also acceptable.
>>9838754Oh hey Twilight, I just thought I heard a bee in here or something
>>9838695Clearly divorced.Why else would Diamond Tiara be acting out at school?
>>9838753You can sting me all you want Scorpio, this only makes my dick harder
>>9838751>plowing the entire city of Philydelphia behind her husband's back
>>9838780That doesn't sound healthy, you should get that looked at.
>>9838725>>9838731>>9838751Just how many mares could Filthy Rich be married to?
>>9838780>Scorpio's stinger injects you with viagra every time she stings you
>>9838773>implying shes not an agent of chrysalis
>>9838731Yes, anon. Yes.
>>9838798>Erections lasting longer than four hours are an abnormal but highly desirable side effect and should be tended to by a professional horopone.
Wait. If you are a Scorpio does that make Celestia best horse and Luna worst?
>>9838757it's her eyesthey're so similar to Tiara'sI refuse to believe that's a coincidence >>9838796Well, he and Harshwhinny got divorced when they both decided to pursue their own careersHe's still legally married to the crazy one, because he can afford to support her financially and she's in no state to sign the papers to separateHe's not officially in any sort of relationship with the mayor, they just spend a lot of time together
>>9838817My heart hurts every time I see screw loose art. I was admitted to a mental ward at one point too...
>>9838844I don't pretend to understand horoscopes, all I know is that I'm a leo and Celestia is best pony
>>9838850That would sound like an interesting experience, in a weird way. Too bad all I have is regular old clinical depression.
>>9838862I don't really either. But damn do those descriptions seem to fit me
>>9838845oh yeah well this one has diamond's hair and coat color
>>9838850I just want to hug her.
>>9838850Sorry to hear that man. I almost got thrown into one
>>9838880I know right?I check my phone's horoscope app from time to time and it always boggles my mind when it's accurate
>>9838873Major depressive disorder is butts.
>>9838889>tfw you hug her>she doesnt respond in any way>her mind is in another world>just her body is here
GG why won't you draw anything I ask you to?
>>9838913>You're never sure if she knows you're there or not, but you cuddle her all the same>sometimes, just sometimes, she's lucid enough to cuddle back
>>9838899Today will be a great day. You will meet someone new and something will happen.Horoscopes are Nostradamus prediction man. Tey are so goddamn vague that anything can be interpreted from them. Go to three different sites and they all have different things to say
>>9838913Thats ok. The hope that maybe in her subconscious she knows I hugged her is enough.
>>9838850>"Good afternoon, Ms. Loose - have you been well?">"Better than I was before... thanks to you guys.">"How are you feeling right now?">"...Nervous. Hopeful. Excited.">"Why's that, do you think?">"I-if I pass this evaluation, there's a chance I could be released - that's what they told me...">"I said there was a chance you could be CONSIDERED for release, Ms. Loose. There's a lot of things we need to make sure of before we can discharge you--">"I just want to get better. I wanna go home - I wanna see my daughter again...!"
Thread theme song?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAqYgLyPsE
>>9838924oh god my feels
>>9838930Yeah, I knowIt's always vague as hell but sometimes it's right on the fuckin' money
>>9838938Sarah Conner pls
>>9838908Super butts. Too bad I'm too knocked out on painpills from kidney stones to care right now.Sorry for the /soc/, just thought we're dedhorse enough.
>>9838938Would have been better without the last line
>>9838938Nigga she went to the Crystal Empire alone on the trainShe cured
>>9838955I'm a bit rusty.
>>9838850Feelings, sensations that you thought was deadNo squealing, remember that it's all in your head
>>9838908what if pony had The Sadbrains
>>9838930Yea I never put much stock in predictions, except for what that old gypsie lady told me.>>9838899I meant They are powerful and willfull in all they do, often achieving much more than the other two qualities. On the other hand, they are also inflexible, rigid, stubborn, opinionated and single-minded. These traits are often paired with the need to be considered "right": they will ruthlessly fight on behalf of their beliefs, regardless of any contrary beliefs. Only during moments of importance or necessity would they consider changing an opinion.
>>9838965>you will never have sunshine in a bag
>>9838913>>9838924>>9838935>this room has really bland decor>the other patients are too loud>why can't they be intelligent and sophisticated like me>anon is cuddling me too hard>I wish I was at home
>>9838959Screw Loose was kept under watch.Would you take responsibly on looking after the crazy pony and watch her get better?
>>9838979fuck this, I'm outSee you all tomorrow
>>9838959You don't really cure mental problems, not the kind that get you committed.You just make them more manageable. But it's always there, making things more difficult then they have to be.
>>9838983I'd watch it if it was like this
>>9838979>I wish I was at home rolling on the carpet
>>9838985you don't let a crazy person look after another crazy person that's just asking for shenanigans.
>tfw this is how the pony world looks like to screw loose.
>>9838998You are saying like its a bad thing.
>>9838995>not rolling on your carpetKeep it clean and smelling nice and shit's comfy, yo.
>>9838998what if it were a part of your Equestrian group therapy?
>>9839004Other than the fluttersprite that looks too normal
who would be caesar in mlp
I die a little every day knowing I will never take Derpy to the gara
>>9839026Somehow, I feel like this is a good thing
>>9839000Tell me about depressed pony
>>9839023Julius Caesar? I like to think (aka headcanon) that in one period of pony history pegasi owned the largest empire and subjugated the rest of the races.
Thanks for someone mentioning Lincoln earlier. Watching it now.I seem to be on a film-watching spree.
>>9839043He's quite well known already.
>>9838979This reminds me of a story I read about on a forum of an old man who always visited his wife at a nursing home every day, despite the fact that she had alzheimers and couldn't remember who he was anymore. When someone asked him why he kept seeing her despite that fact, he said "She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
>>9838770>Oh hey Twilight, I just thought I heard a bee in here or somethingit's a noisy thing isn't it
>>9838968What if all the main six had varying levels of depression.What if instead of the magic of friendship the show was all about teaching children the realities of mental illness.
>>9838990>"Hello doctor!">"Good morning, Ms. Loose.">"I... I know I shouldn't be prying like this, but is there any news about my release?">"That's, well... actually part of why I'm speaking to you now. You've made a great deal of progress, Ms. Loose--">"...I don't like the way you said that...">"--but the board has decided that you would do better to undergo further treatment to help you manage this--">"...what??">"I'm sorry, Ms. Loose. I know how much this means to you and I know how you've been looking forward to this. But the fact of the matter is, we need to be absolutely certain before we can release you.">"...">"You'll still have family visits, and you'll be up for re-evaluation in a month.">"...and what then?">"Keep up with your medication and good behavior - keep making progress in your therapy sessions - and I think your chances are good.">"..."
>>9839086Now where did I put that "all the ponies in this town are crazy" picture...
>>9839026>tfw you spent your entire day setting up for a gala event>tfw you had that picture in mind the whole time
>>9839086what ifshut upI'm gona filter the words what if
>>9839085God dammit Spike's faceEvery time
>>9839099>not >you will neveranon pls
>>9839086>What if every episode was a "Very Special Episode?"I'll need to stop crying sometime anon.
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could someone link me to or post those edited pictures of the recipes posted on the hub (glorious grilled cheese sammiches, party punch etc.) would be greatly appreciated!
>>9839099WHAT IF PUNISHER GOT VENOM
>>9839111>you will never have tolerance for shit that doesnt affect you
http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/jim-miller/6/526/594vvvvhttp://ca.linkedin.com/pub/jim-miller/6/526/594http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/jim-miller/6/526/594vvHOLYSHIT2 YEARS AO
>>9839127Would he name it Twily?
>>9839112>What if every episode was a "Very Special Episode?"Todays Episode is the Sex Education episode.
>>9839151No. He'll name it Solid Pride
>>9839150>http://ca.linkedin.com/pub/jim-miller/6/526/594I dont get it. What am i supposed to be seeing here.
>>9839150I'm not seeing anything important>Working on MLP:FIM season 3, as well as the MLP: Equestria Girls DVD. That? Already knew that.
>>9839150Okay...So he work 3 months for capcom which has nothing to do with anything and the EqG thing which is old newsNothing new there
Question: Are fireworks canon.
>>9839194YesBest Night Ever
GG pls draw
>>9839166Lyra, your interspecies impregnation fetish is way out of hand.The Ponyville School Board has decided to expel you from the entire public school system.
>>9839127>Chrysalis disguises herself as her own lovechild with Shiny to sneak her way back into Canterlot>at some point she will abandon the disguise and corner Shiny>then she'll fuck him and call him daddy
>>9839226Well god thing you're like 10 years late.
>>9839134I had fond memories of that little game, but playing it again I realized that it's all trial and error and there's no way to know what vague prompt will or will not provoke a response or a regressionStill, some cool designs
>>9839226That mare needs therapy
>>9839088Please continue. This soul crushing greentext is delicious.
>>9839127Further reinforces my madmax headcannon that shining lives with both of them.
>>9839227>a few months later he lays a clutch of changeling eggs>the doofus thinks that's how pony babies are made so he keeps it a secret so he can surprise Cadance
>>9839173>>9839181>old newsno it is nowhe just updated his profile today and added EQGAnd we never knew that EQG started in damn 2011 before.
>>9839233She was a lecturer and part time bigfoot hunter.
>just found out deviantart is closing points shop thingPFFTHAHAHHAHAH
>>9839226Have any of you even seen Polyester?
>>9839282>deviantart can't into hats
>>9839268DudeFiM has been in works earlier than 2009. This things take time. A lot of time
>>9839295I think less than a quarter of the people who are so familiar with Frontier Psychiatrist have even listened to the rest of Avalanche's work. I know I haven't.
>>9839298Again:>old newsis what you said. I proved you wrong. otherewise post a link to these news about EqG.
>>9839268>>9839298Wasn't Faust's pitch bible done in 2008?
>>9839282What were the points for and why is this bad
>>9839309>being more autistic than sentenal
>>9839303I've listened to the whole of Since I Left You. It's not really as good as Frontier Psychiatrist by itself, in my opinion.
>>9839320>posting bullshit on 4chan and acting cool without anything that can back up his wordsyep, classic /b/ behaviourleave faggot
>>9839315You used to be able to buy DA products with them.Madmax used to accept commissions based on points, severely undercutting herself.
>>9839303I only know Frontier Psychiatrist from a compilation of songs /b/ put together as a torrent in 2009.
>>9839336>not accepting anything other than doshWhat a chumpette
>>9839303I googled it and just listened to it, it was great.Now i can add it to my reference banks along with the SEARS commercial and Cave Johnson Quotes
>>9839336I guess they'll have to move to Bitcoins
>>9839347The AppleDan algorithm is getting smarter, Harder Better Faster Stronger
>>9839126guise? anyone have them?saw them in a thread a while ago, but it wasn't archived, sadlywhy does 4chan think this is spam!captcha: onpoinks stumbling
>>9839343Not just her, a boatload of deviantART users who have no business sense.
>>9839362More than everHour AfterOur Work Is Never Over
>>9839309Dude of course they're going to put the team that works on the main show for their show. DHX doesn't have a lot of people. They are hiring a shit load of people right now. There wasn't really someone else they could put to work on it.
>>9839375Was there anything relatively good in the store?Good being subjective here
>>9839375>that realization that asshole with no art talent but with business sense was right.
>>9839303I was referring to the samplehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Feb5D3SCdew
>>9839388>life>being logical or fairNahTalent, skill, hard work...yeah those things are mostly dead
>>9839303>tfw Since I Left You is one of my favourite albums>So few people have listened to anything other than Frontier Psychiatrist>Even less have listened to the whole thingIt's amazingWould be a shame if someone was dumb enough to play it in random order
Even: Do homework and shitOdds: Play vidyaDubs: MLPG
>>9839385I think the most important aspect of points was allowing people to buy each other subscriptions, and all the premium features and functions therein. There's some really neat stuff like Portfolio that can become real investments into your art... career.
>>9839423Yeah...No go be productive
>>9839423>singles:stop saving thumbnails
>>9839343She didn't really know how to set up a method of payment and was really apathetic towards the whole thing.So I just commissioned her and ignored her microscopic prices and charged myself more accordingly instead.I think she was embarrassed.
>>9839423>thumbnail>non animatedLooks like someone didn't do their homework.
>>9839303As much as i love Frontier psychiatrist the first avalanches song i heard was undersea community.and my favorite is electricity
>>9839428So it was pretty much dlc and some other things that would have been better to do on your own?
>>9839433>"A-anon, there's so many points...">"Sssh, just take it all.">"Anh... it's so full~">"Mm, there's a good girl, Maxy.">"Thank you, sir."
>>9839437Let me guess... SFM videos?
>>9839437My electric nigger
http://i.imgur.com/XmFC0bB.png>tfw twilight takes care of her dragon in every way including reliefSuch a good pony
>>9839460I really don't need to see the same god damn image twenty times in a single day.I don't even visit pony sites outside of the sub, MLPG, and derpibooru.
>>9839458Electric Nigger should be the villain in the next avengers movie.
>>9839484It's going to be the Mandarin.
>>9839484isn't electric nigger the villain in the next spiderman movie?
>>9839503But at the end on the avengers they show Thanos. and mandarin sounds like an orange cross bread with a chinaman
>>9839460>>9839465Wow, I actually hadn't seen this yet. Twilight/Spike is my favorite forbidden ship.
>>9839516Fuck. I was thinking of Iron Man 3.I should go to sleep.
>>9839516Are we sure it wasn't Darkside?
>>9839484Electric Nigger fights for justice
>>9838873>derpy thereOk then
>>9839540>Darksidehe was pink/purple with a scrotum-ass chinyes it was Thanos
>>9838862I mean this one
>>9839521>forbiddenWell how else is spike going to get off? There is no other dragons around and they did take him from his clan so they owe him some blowjobs at least.
>>9839553That's the jokeThanos is a Darkseid ripoff.
>>9839546Poor Fullerton... I wish we had known.
>>9839546There's only room for one electric nigger around these parts
>>9839567I know fuck all about comics
what are the merits of using livestream over jtv?I'm thinking of setting a stram for pone
>>9839561The Spike/Twilight relationship has so many possible directions and I like all of them. Maybe he's her guilty pleasure, her dirty little secret? Maybe they're super casual around each other and just have an occasional no-consequence fuck out of boredom. Maybe Spike is wildly into Twilight and just projects it onto Rarity since she's less taboo than wanting to go balls-deep into your adoptive big sister.
>>9839603>not going balls-deep in your adoptive big sister
>>9839608>not putting your adoptive sister in your deep balls
>>9839603Or he's a baby dragon and it will be a long long time till he gets sexual urges
Has anyone actually seen canned food in the show? I need to know for a story.
>>9839628Cock vorefag plspls
>>9839628>not adopting your little balls deep inside your put sister
>>9839640>not your little deep inside into balls sister
>>9839649>not keeping your little sister in the fridge
>>9839631Yea except that whole being head over heels for rarity thing, remember?
>>9839664That's a childhood crush. Almost all shows with small kids have them. That's really nothing.
>>9839660>not keeping your things in your refrigerated balls>not hanging out inside your chilled balls with your friends on a hot day
>>9839672Yea... crush which is driven by sexual desire.
>>9839634Looked at a couple kitchen scenes. Those things on the right sort of look like cans, but I dunno.
>>9839692What. DudeAnyway by the time he gets older Rarity will be dead.
>>9839692Did his magma semen ruin her dress?
>>9839694Ah, I'll assume since they have bottled goods, they would also have cans. Thanks for your help.
>>9839721Did you get one, anon
>>9839724What are you writing?
>>9839734I don't physically have it, but I will in 6-12 business days.
>>9839744Yeah, mine should be here in the same timeI feel like I got tricked somehow. Nothing should be that cheap for what it is
>>9839694Give me some of that purple stuff...
Welp Lincoln's over.I want to keep watching movies though.Not sure what next.
I just applied to Bad Dragon for a job.
>>9839756It's free dude. They're not going to take your credit card info and blah blah blah. I also hid behind under seven proxies, made a second account, and got a discrete pony mousepad for when I need to not leak autism.
>>9839773If you get it could you give us some discounts?
>>9839758At first I read Madam and expected a Rarity fic
>>9839758>Chapter Seventy-Eight>1,024,021 words total Damn, dude.
>>9839773As a product tester?
>>9839787>10% off your next dildo purchase>it's just a shaft with no glans
>78 chaptersIf i'm ever stuck in the middle of the woods i'll be sure to read all of this as the last thing I do.
>you will never focus on the negative
>>9839764SB plsHow's Snails thingie going
>>9839828But that's all I ever do.
>>9839823You have to get past the first ten chapter and then you'll get sucked into it. Next thing you know it's 5am and you only put a dent into the story.
>>9839830Working on it but I amaze myself with how something I'll do for my personal enjoyment becomes difficult once people are watching me.
SO HERE I AMDOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>9839845Sorry, didn't mean to put stress on you. I wonder, did you get a table at Bronycon?
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
>>9839885Yes. Splitting it in fact. My next task will be to get off my ass and re-open commissions so I can scrounge enough money to pay for having some prints made. And travel. And lodging. Cripes I gotta get busy.
GET IN HEREGONNA STREAMIF YOU LIKE: Homestuck, Supernatural, Ponies, or Doctor Who, you'll like my art.http://www.livestream.com/ramirezstreameverything?t=717276
>>98399243/4 im sold
>>9839924MICROWAVE.STOP SHITPOSTING.I GUESS I COULD STRAM. YOU GUYS ALREADY HAVE THE LINK, IT'LL BE UP IN A FEW SECONDS.
Yesterday someone asked for a human pone holding a pone anon.I thought I was out of the bads, but just when I think I'm out, they pull me back IN!Should I finish this?
>>98399242/4 why not
>>9839924>homestucknewp.>supernaturalwhich seasons?>poniesthat shit's for girls.>doctor whothat shit's for girls.Fuck yo stream, nigga.
>>9839949Why does Pinkie look like Tommy from Rugrats?
>>9839949That is some Elmer Fudd face.
>>9839949She looks like a Dr Seuss character.
>wake up>oh boy time to check the threads I missed Faceless promised AMrker Pon Nighttime Edition>nothing in first unread thread>"alright, may be he decided to make decent edit">nothing in the second"wtf">nothing in the last oneWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FACELSSYOU PROMISED IT IN FUCKING 2011 EVEN FAGLORDFUCKING HATE DRAWFAGS
>>9839968>>9839970>>9839977I'm sorry, I'm forgetting how to draw completely.
>>9839962And what? You're gonna start shit about objectively good shows? There's a reason they all have a large, dedicated fanbase, and you don't.Call me back when you don't want to argue like a child, asshole
>>9839984>faceless>being a drawfag
>>9839989I'm not arguing, I just don't like your dumb favorite shows.Because they suck.
>>9840004God you fucking pleb.Homestuck is one of the best shows out there, deal with it.
>>9839904Good luck. Hope you'll break even. If not, I guess you can consider it a vacation or something. Who are you sharing with?
>>9839988What is with Miyazaki and the fucking mood hair?
>>9839999>>9840004THISTHIS IS WHY I DON'T COME HEREYou're all bitter assholes who do nothing but argue and yell at people like me who are just stating an opinion. Even though I questioned if tumblr was a good site or not, I see now you guys just have no compassion or empathy.FUckOFF.Get off my MLPG
>>9839949Great job, I like this! Corwin-anon pone is pretty sweet. The only things I would change would be to have Pinkie's nose not as up turned looking and by having her hair line come down a bit.
>>9840026dude wtfGet the period and/or sand out of your vagina.
I got an ask on Tumblr for Celestia in a pretty dress.Was it one of you guys?
>>9839988Try to aim for more realistic faces to go with the anatomy.
>>9840025I dunno but I kinda like it.
>>9840026>being this mad>being this entitled
>>9840038someone asked me for pregnant celestia.i thought about doing it.
>>9840025It's to help push the emotions a little more. I've always liked it, personally.
>>9840038Cut, but it's more of a cape then a dress isn't it?
>>9840038That was me Gugglous.Thank you!cute as fuck
>>9840040>Try to aim for more realistic faces to go with the anatomy.FFfFFFFffffFFFffffff..... I knew it.I was like "I can't draw bodies, just faces!" so I started studying bodies. Now I've gone too far and left faces behind and it looks weird. Or maybe I'm just drawing stupid fucking faces lately.I don't know.
>>9840038>Was it one of you guys?No but that is adorable of you do draw her pretty.
>>9840074It's still, pretty, though, right?
>>9840032just get a trip already you shit
>>9840045I am entitled, so as long as I'm not the one shitposting by only replying to posts of my posts.I stream, draw art, and discuss the show.YOU AREN'T.So STOP telling me what to do, and don't mess up my general. Just like taxpayers own the country, goodposters own the general
>>9840089who cares. his "art" sucks anyways
>>9840080Keep at it, you'll get it soon!
hay guise am i cool yet
WE ARE ALL DFG
i want to kill myslef
>>9840111>I stream, draw art, and discuss the show.>Don't mess up my generalYeah, you don't need a name to do any of this. I just don't stream because my computer is shit.So you know.
i'm glad nobody cares.i'm glad it's over.
>>9840155I want to hug you.
>>9840128BUT I WANT IT NOW.
>>9840158wat a qt
>>9840176Not if I hug you first
>>9840158Aw man. That's a cute Pupalis. Now that I think about it, I haven't really seen much pupa/caterpillar/etc stuff with the changelings, just the occasional chrysalis-like pods. (chrysalis the thing, not Chrysalis the character)
Not this shit again.
>>9840188>skwat teamI laughed. Might be better places to dump fit comics than an MLP thread, though.
>>9840198>>9840196>>9840188>>9840181why the hell does /fit/ have at least 1 artist?
>>9840203Awww, I thought that was a girl.
Hey darf, you still around?
>>9840205I think I made that one guy madMy bad
>>9840177Don't think of it as a gift you just get from someone, think of it as building a car. A sweet car, that'll get you to all you places you want to be.
>>9840196>"He's too swole to control!"Every time
>>9840209he's probably trying to incite another autismal outburst from our resident shitposter
>>9840188>>9840196>Mark Rippletoe leading a Skwat Team>They all have huge legs and squat everywhereSides are gone
>>9840181>He lifts things up and puts them down
>>9840177What the fuck was that crab thinking?How does this happen?
>>9840268If the crab's claw is injured, it will remove it.Crabs are regenerative, it will grow a new claw.
>>9840268it tried to draw before that.
>>9840268It's arm was probably damaged in a fight or something and didn't work properly anymore.It grows back though.
>>9840268Crab limbs regenerate, so if they get one injured in a fight or something, they just tear the limb off themselves and eventually get a new one later.
>>9840051This image makes me very uncomfortable.
>>9840322are they dead?
>>9840335The superior one isn't, at least
>>9840335Only Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy.The rest are twitching.
>>9840347You can see Rarity breathing though
>>9840347oh no.poor applejack and rarity ;_;
>>9840322God damnThey look so peaceful
big horse booties
>>9840322Dash x Fluttershy x RarityBest shipAnd Twilight is pathetic, she isn't even touching anyone else
>>9840347At least best pony is still alive then. Too bad about second best pony though.
>>9840364big horse balls
>>9840347Dash's hooves are rising and falling, which would mean AJ's breathing, Rarity's chest and belly move. I think Flutteshy is dead though
>>9840364what's the matter anon-kun?are you craving my mcbooties?
Your ponimouto complains that she feels funny between her haunches. What do you do?
>>9840394>well heres the problem, you have a big cut there>i'll just stitch it up and good as new
>>9840394does her cunny feel funny?is it runny?
>>9840394I'm not a monster, anon.I would help her to find relief.
>>9840394Consult my medical dictionary. It's probably kidney stones
>>9840394Tell her to ask her mother.That ain't my bag.
>>9840394I wouldn't touch that shit with a twenty foot pole.
>>9840394>take her to a bath tub>start the water on coldest setting while distracting her>When water level is full enough, promptly chuck her in
>>9840394I would gently rub her clitoris while kissing her passionately.Fucking a, somebody has to, and all these other anons are failing.
Is there a way to choose which audiofile gets posted when the marker is detected? It's kinda disturbing when you join the thread half asleep and hear the male "muhahahaha, BOOP!"
>>9840434You can comment out the other boops.
>>9840434Open up the script and find the code for each audiofile, then throw a "//" in front of the ones you don't want.If that explanation isn't enough I'll take a screenshot for you.
>>9840441>it was even named "ork"Well, that explains a lot. Thanks Anon
I wish to slowly and carefully buttfuck Sweetie Belle for the first time. I'd use lots of lube and go super slow & careful. I just thought I'd share.
>>9840458This but Applejack instead.
>>9839764Whoa. Pants pulled off but still draped around the legs.My overly-specific fetish.
>>9840462I don't know, I think AJ would like it a bit more rough.
>>9840470Well her needs would go before my own of course.
>>9840458>tfw hotsauce is deadI think this is the one pone person that I am most sad to have lost.I know it sounds lame as fuck, but some of his stories gave me like among the best faps ever. I read all of his stuff. He was my favorite. ;_;
>>9840496Same here, but he wrote some good feels into some of them too.
>>9839578>>9839546what is it with niggas a electricity powers?
>>9840512Yeah, those stories were fantastic all around.I always want to re-read them, but I kind of have to set aside some time because they're so involved.
>>9840520Easy to steal
so is north korea going to nuke us or whati'm getting really tired of waiting around
>>9840568No, they decided to take your pony instead.
>>9840585THOSE BASTARDSTHIS MEANS WAR
Oh Filthy why you so cute?
>>9840568>>9840585They went back in time and stole your pony before you even had it
>>9840585If ever there was a case for regime change, this is it
>>9840601>Equestria was real until North Korea went back in time and nuked itThis is how Infinite should've ended
>>9840621What if Celestia went back in time before NK went back in time to nuke Equestria and Banished North Korea to Earth?
>>9840664>NK was in Equestria>Thats why the technology in Equestria is so oldMakes sense
>>9840720Hi hi hi
Excellent stram, etc.Apologies in the case that Microwave rustled anybody while shitposting.
>>9840730>>9840738I thought you guys were deaddon't ever leave me alone again ;_;
>>9840678But North Korea will start the third World War in which mankind will be wiped out and mutated horses will begin their ascent to become the new masters of the planet.
>>9840770>NK>starting a new World WarDude it's like The whole world vs NKI mean fuck even Cuba and China, it's only allies said that they fucked up and if they don''t stop they will be alone in a war
Was Jessy the one who drew this?
>>9840798I would snuggle a cute hiatus pone, even if she resisted
>>9840811I don't think she'd resist muvh
>>9840797Maybe Kraut, because his art started looking suspiciously Jessy-eqsue before he went ded.Those brushes look like hers though and she always uses that color.
>>9840811>you will never cuddlerape hiatuspone
>>9840831>rip and tearAdoribble.
>>9840831>>9840826Okey doke, thanks
>>9840833I wonder how hard cuddle rape gets punished in Equestria.
>>9840845a thousand years on the moon.
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - Sleep
WERE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKYWERE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKYWERE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY
>>9840845You're put on the cuddle registerYou have to spend 12 hours a week cuddling cuddle deficient pones
>>9840875Oh gosh, I wonder what kind of pones are cuddle deficient
>>9840875That sounds pretty nice actually. What ponies are cuddle-deficient?
>>9840858Monster girls again?
what are you eating mlpg?
>>9840875That doesn't really sound like a punishment at all. Are you sure?
>>9840888Nothing at the moment...Should I be?
>>9840890I mean, if I have too>>9840891Chubby pones need love too, like RR
>>9840897>>9840897Maybe me. Come closer~
>>9840887I dunno, really.
>>9840891Not when I get a hold of themLock your doors and load up your guns Cuddlegeddon is at hand
>>9840901go to bed, SB.
>>9840886>>9840884OrphansNo parents means no cuddlesIt's very tragic really>>9840895They don't believe in punishmentThey believe in rehabilitation and repurposing
>>9840888Two servings of processed spaghetti
>>9840909Soooo I get to cuddle Scoots then.My evil schemes finally produce a good result
>>9840895well, if you want to be punished in the old fashioned equestrian way, you just have to say sohttp://i.imgur.com/FA4jONH.png
>>9840930Uh, no, thanks. I guess I take the cuddling over horsecocks.
>>9840936why are you even here?
>>9840908I am not SB. I'm just an equal-opportunity pony cuddler.
>>9840941Because I'm addicted.Also, we sometimes talk about wings and being hugged by pony waifus.
>>9840944Then you go to bed.You too, SB.
>>9840952But horsecocks are so much more funWings and hugs and pony waifus can't cum down your throat.
Have some Filthy Rich dong.http://25.media.tumblr.com/b43eadda7bd9d225de271d875397af9c/tumblr_ml8yspV5jy1rdg7fbo1_1280.png
>>9840961>waifus can't cum down your throatyou know so littlecaptcha: Landfap idea
>>9840952>wings>huggingHERE IT COMES
>>9840961>Wings and hugs and pony waifus can't cum down your throat.>he's never met EA
>>9840974I can't see the balls
>>9840961>waifus can't cum down your throatYes they can, just not in the throat stretching, shirt ruining, way youre thinking.
>>9840961>waifus can't cum down your throatbut horsebandos can.this is why they are superior
>>9840961Why does everything have to be about sex?
>>9840989They're behind him.
>>9841003because you're a virgin
Any good things to fap? Something new?
>>9841009I don't see what that has to do with this
>>9840859You will never get luckyHe is a fast pone and is apparently shipped with a staff oc
>pony will never give themself to you for your birthday>panka will never throw you a party for your birthday>you will never cuddle a bunch of ponies on your birthday
Fuck one, Marry one, Let one go free.
>>9841033Fuck anthro, marry human, _______fuck pony
>>9841033fuck human pankmarry pony penklet anthro ponk go
This looks... cute.
>>9841030>Photoshopped 2It'd be worse if that's his 21st
>>9841025>4 leaf clover cutie mark pone shipped with sibsyhmmmmm
>>9841059is only it wasn't blue
>>9841033Fuck ponyFuck humanFuck anthroMarry Fluttershy or Twilight
>>9841076Because you're sitting on it you slut
>>9841076Yes, I do not know what he did to get stuck with her, but its across 2 mediums now
>>9841075Oh fuck, I didn't even notice it was photoshopped from the thumbnail.Either way, it's still pathetic of me spending my birthday on MLPG.
>>9841093>they are still under Cadence's mind controlJESUS CHRISTTHEIR ENTIRE LIFE IS A GODDAMN LIETHE FUCK WOULD HAPPEN IF SOMEONE CASTED DISPEL MAGIC RANDOMLY ON THEM?IT'S BEEN WHAT, 10 YEARS AT LEST?
>>9841075>not drinking wheneverI never understood the appeal around a big 21st birthday
>>9841115Well they had to have some kind of thing before hand as they were already at the table together before she cast her creepy mind dominating spellcreepy alicorns
>>9841127Dude what if they are family or something?
Guys, I need pic of ponies. Kissing ponies.Because science.
>>9841127>Well they had to have some kind of thing before hand as they were already at the table togetherWhat if they were just buds though? Suddenly bam love.
>>9841145What kind of kissing?
>>9841145i could need some too.for drawing reference.
>>9840986You have a problem with winghugs, Anon?
>>9841145I've got some nuzzling
>>9841152Any kind.Nasse got a 2 days ban for posting porn and wanted to ask for some drawing references. I'm gonna post whatever he draws.
Do you think the Lutece twins ever fuck?
my little unf
>>9841194There are infinite universes, they do anything and everything at all times.
Okay, just finished watching Pirates! Band of Misfits.What should I queue up to watch after a quick trip to the store?
i just realize that I have no kissing art of my favorite ship. Weird.
>>9841194>You'll never have a sister that's a clone of youImagine all the shit you'd get up to