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>rape

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>>9837054

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BLANK FLANK TAKE-OVER

>>9837059
Lyra, please don't rape me.

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>>9837054

>hope

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>>9837066
deal with it

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>Diamond Enchilada thread

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>>9837066
She'd prefer the big, strong human take charge.

And rape her.

Oh shit she actually did it

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>>9837090
there was one rule, AppleDan
ONE RULE

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>>9837082
>hope

>>9837059
>>9837067
What're you going to do, rape me?

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>>9837105
Yes, and you're going to enjoy it.

>>9837065
Snowdrop?!

Also, inconsistency. Fluttershy's cutie mark flashback revealed she had never been to the ground before. That implies pegasus ponies go to school and live entirely separate lives in Cloudsdale/ other cloud communities. So what is this filly doing in class with the Earth ponies/unicorns?

>>9837082
Saint Walker pls go

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>>9837104

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>>9837097
WHAT A JERK!

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>>9837101
CMC>DT
CMC4EVER

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>>9837101
ONE
DAY

>>9837121
Some pegasus families live in cloudsdale
Others in ponyville

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I'm gonna rape you softly~
I'm gonna violate you
I'ma molest you sweetly~
I'm gonna force you DISCREETLEEEEEEEEHEEEEE

>>9837101

>you will never make Diamond Tiara hatescrunch at you

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>>9837142
Please Lyra, please

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>>9837142
Go to bed.

>>9837121
>Fluttershy revealed that she had never been to the ground before.

She's one pegasus, not the entire race.

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>>9837154
I'd rather she this.

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>>9837164

>>9837175
>you will never be lyra's lovedoll

>>9837174
I'd rather see this

>>9837175
What's Lyra's 'fucking' life like?

>>9837187
>you will never explore the cosmos with GG's birdtits and starkids

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>>9837189
>not this

>>9837191
Nonexistent.

What's the genderbend of the CMC? I'm thinking Rumble, Pip, and Featherweight, but what's their name?

>>9837174

>"Will you REALLY be my friend???"

>>9837191
Nowhere near as fulfilled as she'd like, I'm sure.

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>>9837191
sexual

>>9837199
No worst filly pls
Get off

>>9837207
Replace Rumble with Snips or Snails

>>9837199

>"If you think you're a man... DO IT."

>>9837127
Progress tends to be exponential.

>>9837175
>that little bit of black on that M
my autism

>>9837187
>you will never be an agent of ponyville under Mayor Mare
>you will never report to her about strange goings on

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>>9837223
>Diamond Tiara
>worst filly

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>>9837207
Cutie Mark Cadets!

Bandanas instead of capes.

>>9837175
>>9837215
>Lyra's masturbating and fantasizing and dreaming about humans
>Bon-Bon is having an actual sexual affair with a human the whole time

>>9837224
but both of those ponies have their cutie marks

>>9837241
I mean your cute and all but your a huge bitch and that don't fly

>>9837230
But I'm a prancing pony
NEIGH NEIGH NEIGH

>>9837224
those idiots already have their mark

>>9837207
The Butt Badge Brigade

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soooooooooo... to many ponies with no waffles to give.

So, what was mlpg's reaction to the news that Big Jim is Jayson's co-director?

>>9837251
So does Fatherweight

>>9837266
That just looks terrible

>>9837272
Could be pre ponyille confidential.

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>>9837194
>you will never explore the cosmos with GG's birdtits and starkids
never say never anon
maybe I'll see you on some big server come release
MLP Season 4 will be out before Starbound

Self employment rocks! BTW, I've got to borrow $1k from my parents to pay the US IRS.

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>>9837233

>>9837207

>Rumble
>Pip

>Featherweight
>already has his Cutie Mark

We really need to see if there's a unicorn colt out there with no cutie mark.

I'm not fond of the changeling thing.

>>9837289
That'd be nice, I hope we can someday.

M-maybe we'll have the beta before then...

>>9837285
And what if Featherweight, Snips and Snails are trying to help Pipsqueak, the last of their group, to get his cutie mark?
Also Snips and Snails make more sense thatn Rumble.

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this thread a shit

>>9837223

"Don't mind if I do~"

>>9837329
>two fucking retards make more sense then a blankflank
am I taking crazy pills or what

>>9837315
Thank you.

Why aren't you streaming?

>>9837341
Second.

>>9837329
>trying to help
they're retarded, and already have their cm, your brain is being stupid as well.

>>9837368
I could, I guess
I really need to be going to bed though
what do you want me to stream?

>>9837350
Oh okay tha-
NO WAIT WHAT ARE YO oh~

>>9837368
VLC is being a bitch

>>9837360
Again Featherweight also has a cutie mark.
Also Rumble was never seen interacting with anyone. He isn't even at school. Meanwhile Snips and Snails are both in the same class as Featherweight.

>>9837393

Problem is - they're kinda retarded.

>>9837393
>Rumble was never seen interacting with anyone. He isn't even at school.
Rumble's truancy problem is way out of hand, and the Ponyville School Board have decided to expel Rumble from the entire public school system.

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>>9837383
>VLC

>>9837418
Surely expulsion isn't the answer!?

>>9837380

What have you got?

>>9837426
a bunch of shitty movies, a TV show or two and some vidya games
Looking for anything in particular?
I'm probably not going to stream anything tonight but I'm open to requests for the future

>>9837415
So?
They are all good friends. What if they made their version of the CMC? And then they got their Cutie marks. Would they abandon the others and not help them get theirs.
What if Sweetie got her cutie mark. Would AB and Scootaloo kick her out of the CMC? Would she stop interacting forever with them?

>>9837425
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer.

>>9837419
exactly, can't seem to get the proper transcoder settings down for a couple of shows

your gif is very much related

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>>9837369
>>9837341

>>9837452
>you will never lie down on that couch

>>9837452

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9837445
I just finished watching Argo.

>>9837492
How is it?

>>9837452
But there has to be something we can do! I know Rumble is a bright kid, we can't let him, or any pony for that matter, just fall by the wayside! Don't you care about his future?

>>9837492
is that good? My mom told me I should watch it but I just can't bring myself to care

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Posting big pone

>>9837447
Are you on something?
How are they good friends. Have they even talked to each other directly ever?
No really have they?

>>9837510
>appledan in charge of getting the joke

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>>9837519
big pone is best pone

>>9837393

I'm pretty sure it's canon that Featherweight and Shady Daze/Inkwell/Inkstain/Inky are buddies.

And I think he's a blank flank...

>>9837520
Neither has Rumble or Pipsquick interacted with Featherweight or wit eachother,

>>9837525
That colt needs therapy.

>>9837550
It's purely psychosomatic

>>9837512
>>9837492

I loved that movie.

Lincoln was great, too.

>>9837415
Applebloom is slow.
Sweetie Belle can't into magic.
Scootalooser is stuck on the ground forever.
Twist has a lisp.
Clearly, they're the Special class, and SS/DT just got into the class because money, to ride the grade curve to valedictators for life.

We already discussed this.

>>9837558
What does that mean?

>>9837580
You're a nut
you're crazy in the coconut

>>9837505
>>9837512
Pretty damn good. 2+ hours but doesn't feel its length at all.

>>9837576

I was referring to Snips and Snails, you moron.

Snails has the mental capacity of wet lint, and Snips isn't much smarter. I don't think they COULD help anyone get their cutie mark, even if they wanted to

>>9835808
PONYVILLE, EQ - With the annual Young Fliers Competition approaching, local weather mare Rainbow Dash was seen Friday bragging naively about how she would easily win the event, earning the prize of spending a day with the Wonderbolts.

According to sources, citizens of the town were seen sarcastically encouraging Ms. Dash, informing her that "they'll really let her in this time" as the blue pegasus performed the same few tricks she always does.

"She thinks we're actually make her a member - it's really kinda great," said Wonderbolts captain Spitfire, 30, who, along with the rest of the professional flying team, discussed Rainbow Dash's constant attempts at joining the renowned group. "Sometimes we just all gather around and laugh while we toss a badge back and forth over her head, telling her that she can join if she catches it. She keeps coming back. It's definitely the best part of the whole competition."

Reports confirmed that the Young Fliers Organizing Committee have been debating on the option of dropping the whole pretense of a competition, as some members argue that it is "simply easier to have everyone come together to make fun of [Rainbow Dash] maybe just in like a big circle or something with pointing and laughing."

>>9837510
>he doesn't know

>>9837418
>>9837425
>>9837452
>>9837550
>>9837558
I fucking love you people

>>9837525
Sorry, thought we were doing a play.

>>9837573
I want a Pony Argo. The mane six are trapped in Griffonia without the Elements of Harmony (notice Iran's flag has a fucking griffon?) and they have to pretend they're making a Daring Do film with Rainbow Dash as the star.

>>9837594

Well, What does that mean?? THAT COLT NEEDS THERAPY

>>9837599
>its length
unf

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>>9837538
Though there's a limit to how big pone should be

>>9837600
Those morons are a given for being in the special class, moron.

>>9837626
ugh

>>9837626
disgusting

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>>9837600
Snails is the only unicorn his age who can do magic and Snips has done nothing to show he's any dumber than the CMC who regularly do dumb shit and get in trouble.

Also they are the only ponies in their ENTIRE CLASS who could figure out how to work a plastic ring.

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>>9837626
I disagree

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>>9837606
Brilliant!

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>>9837617
>conveniently glossing over my post: >>9837580
I might ba a slow start but I catch on.

>>9837520
Yes they did
Start of PVC
They were admiring and congratulating Featherweight for his cutie mark

>>9837652
>plastic

Those are sharp-as-fuck barrel binding rings, straight from the cooperage. Anyone who plays with them without cringing is just begging to lose a hoof.

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Just letting you know we still exist. If you want to join us in Guild Wars 2, we got a thread in the /v/ section of the sub.

Also, these are the best trio ponies. There no other trio that exist more frequent then these!

>>9837634

Okay - I'm gonna use small words.

No am talk about special class.

A talk about Snips and Snails no good for boy CMC.

No good for boy CMC because have mark already.

No good for boy CMC because stupid.

Like you.

You stupid.

Very stupid.

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>>9837626
>>9837641
>>9837645
You guys are so MEAN

>>9837681
Rainbow Dash almost lost her head. It's a good thing she tucks herself in when cloud-napping.

I just thought of a fun animation prank.

Sweaty apples

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>>9837686
>vidyanon in charge of watching the show

>>9837689
You think you won this round just because you were in the conversation from its start, whereas I wasn't?

Well, you won this round.

>>9837689
Featherweight also mark so no good for male CMC
Not enough pony for male CMC unless you are going to bullshit everything

>>9837665

Wow.

THAT'S a blast from the past.

>>9837626
This image legitimately scares me and I am not sure why.

>>9837697
I don't give a fuck, I would fall asleep on that pone's belly if he would let me

>>9837739
Go back to drawing AA

>>9837746
He would.

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>tfw you'll never be taken care of by fluttershy

Lucky animals...

>>9837732

>look through the pony wiki
>brave pants-on-head retarded fandom names

Apparently there are NO unicorn blankflank colts.

>>9837762
lewd

>>9837758
I wouldn't even struggle if he rolled over or pulled me in a bear hug
he's just so goddamn cuddly

>>9837704
Reanimating that scene so Applebloom cuts off Rainbow Dash's head:

Her headless body squirts blood for a few seconds, then, as it completely dies, it slowly sinks through the cloud and falls down.

It hits the flagpole and slides slowly to the ground as all the fillies scream.

One of the colts pokes her with a stick.

Featherweight snaps a picture. The end.

After the credits, we see the foals playing soccer with her head while Scootaloo hangs herself in the background.

Why do I have a boner?

>>9837772
>brave pants-on-head retarded fandom names

Like...?

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Would you still like the show if ponies looked like this?

>>9837780
Hey, stop badgering her.

>>9837519
I uh. Uh.

I would. send help.

>>9837762
I envy that badger.

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>tfw haven't drawn OC in so long you have to look at old drawings to remember what they look like

>>9837806
The face looks like a Koopa

>>9837806
Why is Fluttershy a fragglesus?

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>>9837519
How big is too big?

>>9837806
Not awful.

But some suggestions.

The ears are way too tall. Makes it look like a rabbit.

Also the wingfeathers are flowing and bending in weird ways.

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>>9837816

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Good night, MLPG

>>9837827
>stars in her eyes

>>>/mwgg/

>>9837806
>lipflaps.jpg

>>9837827
She's a cutie, Mew.

What's next on the drawlist?

>>9837838
>You will never a Big Mac in drag

>>9837827
I'm pretty sure it's a stallion but it looks like a mare
either way that pone's cute as hell

>>9837847
oh god her hat has developed self awareness. ITS EATING HER

howdy mlpg
what's the good word

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>>9837848
>her
>>9837851
>she

>>9837652
sweetie bell has achived antigrav

>>9837838
I honestly don't know
I would rather get fucked to death by a massive fucking Macintosh then say "too big"

>>9837870
Lewd.

>>9837870
Chime

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>>9837847
Good night, anon. Good night, MLPG.

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>>9837870
shut up
>>9837851
might mess around with this scribble. trying to find something worth painting.

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>>9837870
big ponies

>>9837886
>not chyme

>>9837862
A Writefriend needs to get on this

>>9837816
Haw.

>>9837891
oh hey mew i wanted to say that your latest pony art SUCKED MAD DICK and i'd really like if you could NEVER POLLUTE THE WORLD WITH YOUR GARBAGE DRAWING AGAIN

also, draw me a lyra
looking at human porn
do it
pls

>>9837862
AND THEN IT'S GOING TO EAT ME

Plan 3 for a possible future ask blog maybe:

2 changelings tasked with infiltrating Ponyville. Often horrible at their job, they have more interest in living lavishly as ponies rather than following orders from their hard-ass commander at the Hive. Neither is too clever, and they often have trouble adjusting to Equestrian culture to remain inconspicuous.
One is often the leader, who atleast half-heartedly tries to fulfill missions. He's known for being a slacker, and has an almost BonBonish view of the world. His friend is even worse at following orders. He'd rather watch butterflies and color rather than listen to their Commander. Sort of a klutz, he's a really happy go lucky changeling, and just follows his friend on whatever mission they were given because he's bored (and doesn't want him to get in trouble: his plans are often terrible).

What do you think?

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>>9837893
Big ponies are best ponies

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>>9837819
>help
what for?

>>9837910
maybe if you stop being a FUCKING CUNT and write that pip and luna fic I WILL CONSIDER IT

>>9837923
Oh god why does this turn me on

>>9837917
Sounds a little like Hogan's Heroes or something
Could be great

>>9837917
I like it.

>>9837935
you owe me a backlog of a billion faps
and not doing that lyra cover
fuk u
how long does it have to be and can i have more of a premise than 'pip x luna' because that's legit retarded much like YOUR FACE

>>9837917
I fucking love swarming

>>9837931
This raging erection I'm sporting.

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>>9837917
Doesn't sound half bad, would read.

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>>9837917
>Ask The Infiltrators
>>9837931
>big homely mare to snuggle
yes pls, she also goes under Myka

>>9837796

>The colt Applebloom fences with in Cutie Pox
>Lance

>Fat colt with fork and knife cutie mark who wears the mufti in Ponyville Confidential
>Truffle Shuffle/Teacher's Pet
>Snowflake

>>9837956
fuck you too you nigger honestly you don't have to do it if you don't want to but i'd rather hear a no then wait indefinitely

>>9837917

I think it has a ton of potential for hilarity.

10/10 would read.

>>9837898
>it turns out Applejack's hat is one of the hat aliens from Darkwing Duck
>it's been on her head since she was a little filly
>they've developed so thorough of a neural network that she thinks the same way even when he's not on her head
>he's the Rooster Cogburn of his planet
>Applebloom's bow is the little girl

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>>9837923
>my screencap
>that filename

just for you, anon

>>9837965
>you will never help that patient with a little "problem" of his

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>>9837970

Isn't this guy Snowflake?

>>9837975
i honestly totally forgot about it until now
i can put it at number three on the queue if you want
but seriously
give me something more to work with

the thread can chime in too, if they like

>>9837970
Teacher's Pet is the name he has in the Gameloft game
Truffle Shuffle is a cute name. What's wrong with it?

>>9838001
Thats Doyu Evenlift

>>9837956
I know I'm buttin in on an Internet Arguement, but how about you both he doesn't have romantic feelings for her until after he turns legal age?

>>9838001
depends on who you ask

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>>9838001
yes

>>9838010
no

>>9838022
>no

BIFF HARDFLANK?

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>>9837963
She big but gentle. She quiet and hard working. I bet she give you a very heartful hug if she could.

>>9838031
SLAB MCSTONE?

>>9838031
RIP HORSEMEAT

>>9838006

I think it sounds dumb and doesn't go with his cutie mark. And it sounds like a Goonies reference by someone who never watched the Goonies.

If his cutie mark were for dancing, I'd be okay with Truffle Shuffle, but I think Roly Poly sounds better for someone whose special talent is presumably eating/cooking.

>>9838031
CHUNK LARGEMEAT

>>9838039
ROCK DEADLIFT

>>9838048
BEEF MCKRAGEN

>>9838040
EYEBULGE ANEURYSM

>>9838001

No. Do you see a snowflake on his ass?

No you do not.

>>9838031

BIG MCLARGEHUGE

DIRK FLANKBUFF

>>9838031
PUNCH HEADEXPLODE

>>9838003
Luna is used to having a catamite from her days in Equestria of yore and Pip caught her eye when she had his butt in her mouth

>>9838058
MAC MCMUSCLE

>>9838031

CHEW TOUGHJERKY

>>9838077
JET ROCKPUNCH

COCK PENISWANG

Holy shit what have I released? All I said was BIFF HARDFLANK

>>9838098
BUTCH FLANKSTEAK

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How do I become a slut?

>>9838068
Listen, anon
Some ponies get their names before they get their cutie marks
Snowflake, the young pegasus was mocked for his silly name and light frame so he devoted himself to body building
One day, after setting a new personal record he discovered he had a set of weights tattooed on his ass, and he's been on the roids ever since

>>9838118
take all the dicks?
make sure to share though
otherwise you're a greedy slut

>>9838031
>>9838039
>>9838040
>>9838043
>>9838048
>>9838058
>>9838060
>>9838081
>>9838084
>>9838092
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>>9838098
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>>9838114
Sometimes I wonder how can a large concentration of idiots survive more than an hour

Glad you do. I love you guys

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You know what would be cool? A Fluttershy/Mac episode. Yeah. That'd be cool.

>>9838118
be white with a curly purple mane

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>>9838118
Learn their secret handshakes

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>>9838118
Be female and have sex with more than one guy, apparently.

>>9838119
Oh god that's stupid as fuck

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>>9838114

BUCK BENCHPRESS

>>9838119

You can't convince me of anything other than that ponies get their names through a combination of intuition and self-fulfilling prophecy, and that their names and cutie marks almost always coincide - neither will you ever convince me that Snowflake is a good name for that pony.

>>9838148
CHEST RIPPEDPEC

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>>9838133
it's a possibility

>>9838163

SLAB SQUATTHRUST

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>>9838032
No doubt

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>>9838118
You already are

>>9838163
meant to be reply to >>9838143

my bad

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>>9837969
>>9837931
What about this kind of big pone

>>9838148
>implying their cutie marks arent a curse put in place by their mother

>I DONT WANT THIS CHILD
>Too bad now name him
>FINE
>HOWS SHIT SWEEPER THAT WORK FOR YOU?

>>9838177
>excuse for SB to get worse at anatomy: the pony

>>9838148
>You can't convince me of anything other than that ponies get their names through a combination of intuition and self-fulfilling prophecy

Why not?

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How do I be a slut?

>>9838135
>Day thread boop
>Evening thread boop
>Night thread boop

>>9838165
I would like that

but the canon has already paired Mac with Cheerilee... Kids would get weird ideas from Mac hanging our with other mares that aren't his sister

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>>9838165
I feel like if I get my hopes up I'm just going to be let down.

>>9838177
Dammit, tone her back a bit shit. I want to believe this pny is still a mare.

>>9838202
>Kids would get weird ideas from Mac hanging our with other mares that aren't his sister
they might get weirder ideas if he just hung out with his sister though
unf

>>9838197
Everyone ships you with a bunch of stallions so you already are.

>>9838209
AKR is a good writer, at the very least

>>9838197
I honestly don't know

anyone have some expertise in this area they would be willing to share?

>>9838143

>Punch Rockgroin spots Rarity trying to lift
>immediately stops her before she hurts herself and points out where she's going wrong.
>No routines/plans worked out
>several flaws in her lifting form that could result in injury
>And lifting without a spotter? No way. Nuh-uh. Not happening.

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>>9838182
I don't need no excuse.

>>9838177
I'd still cuddle her but goddamn

>>9838231
But she can lift a giant rock...

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>>9838133
You know what else would be cool?
colors

>>9838236
Can he even get both his front hooves on the ground at the same time?

>>9838165
What if it's a Mac and Pinkie episode?

>>9838248
To be fair, she was lifting with her back

>>9838197
>>9838230

>Go to bar
>Flirt a little
>Ask guys for sex
>Have sex

Being a fag is great

>>9838202
>but the canon has already paired Mac with Cheerilee
No.

>>9838174
source?

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>>9838258
Does that matter?

So, we've had Yakety Sax and the A-Team theme
what musical TV show references are we going to hear in season 3?

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>>9838231

Snowflake is /fit/ incarnate.

Also, this reminds me of that time when MLPG did a bunch of greentexts about Rainbow Dash having to walk Twilight through every last detail about proper fitness and nutrition, slapping her in the back of the head when she gets something wrong.

>>9838186

Because I think the case is stronger for my argument than yours.

Sometimes there's a pattern to pony family names - but occasionally you see some major deviations.

And there's also the fact that ponies' names and cutie marks tend to match up - but they get their names first, which we can see from the CMC.

>>9838272
is it really that easy?
I don't want to go full /r9k/ but this social anxiety is nonliterally killing me

>>9838284
There was also The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

>>9838304
ooh, when?

>>9838274
it kinda did. They were together in Town in S3

>>9838177

I think this big-ponies thing is getting a bit self-indulgent and annoying.

You can draw what you want, but for the love of god, show us something besides potato-shaped giant ponies with tiny heads.

>>9838284
had the benny hill theme like twice

>>9838287
These fucking comics man.

My sides reach escape velocity every time.

>>9838322
that's Yakety Sax
and yes, it does make anything funny

>>9838284
Death Grips

>>9838313
Dag, really? I was just thinking about the end of HAHD. Guess I missed that one.

>>9838309
Secret Of My Excess, during the Reshelving Day sequence.

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>>9838316
I shall consider your proposition.

>>9838337
when did they get their own TV show?

>>9838349
JfS
When the pets are dragging Spike away and we see the barking insane pony Big Mac and Cheerilee are walking together

>>9838351
Good catch

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>>9838337
#NOIDED

>>9838294
You have to dress well (nice button up shirt, dress pants and nice black shoes are cheap and dependable), not be overweight and be a little above average in the looks

But yeah, it's dead easy
Just make sure you can take at least 7-8 inches
It won't take that many tries before you'll need it

>>9838358
>He hasn't seen the life and times of Death Grips

Zach and Ride are on a quest to find Flatlander. It's the only thing on TV worth watching.

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You see Jr's new three cute filly pic?

How do you get motivated?

>>9838424
>tattoo's aren't blood red
6/10 could be tryharder

>>9838425
Innocent people are dying in Syria.

>>9838424
10/10 It's shit, too much poop

>>9838425
Fap.