How does horse dance?old: >>9822387
>>9832467What would you even do with all those mares?
With their hooves.
>>9832219>>9832155>>9831898>>9831940>>9831765and the last one
BIDI BIDI BOOP BOOP
>>9832451How much piss can you possibly drink, MLPG?
oh black people, you so silly
>>9832502Fence them in a small area and start a petting zoo with a very strict age limit
>leave for the day>tess posts horse art on tumblrdid I miss his grand return?
>>9832543>very strict age limitYou're no fun
>>9832520That depends on how much piss Rarity can produce.
>>9832451They can dance if they want toThey can leave their friends behind'Cause their friends don't dance and if they don't danceWell they're no friends of mine
>>9832502Have them file their taxes in an orderly fashion.
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Can we hate Nanaki a little more, guys? I think he'll come back if we don't keep our anal fissures raw about the guy.
>>9832514That's great and all but wheres the real one? I need that dumb thing so I don't have a million links to bookmark.
D-DON'T MOVE! ON THE GROUND, NOW!
>>9832589that linkboard is shit, kill-self
>>9832598How do you expect to pull that trigger, little horse?
>>9832598how do pony shoot gun without finger?
>>9832598Fluttershy you can't even pull that trigger.Disrobe now
>>9832592I just have him filterI don't care
>>9832576I don't want you screwing with my poniesLiterally! You can buy food pellets and hold out your hand over the fence, if you like
>>9832451That's not the old horse.This is the old horse: >>9828394
>>9832616Can they lick peanut butter off my anus?
>>9832592Is there a good reason too? Or is it just jealousy?
>>9832567I've been here pretty much all day and I've not seen him.
>>9832652> the peanut butter trickI'm certain this has been field-tested by MLPG'ers
>>9832616I'm spreading peanut butter all over my dick.Try and stop me.
What episodes would you like to see in Season 4Hardcore Mode: You can't make Twilight stop being a princess/alicorn
>>9832598You're in my way, sir.
>>9832598Or what? You'll use the gas?
>>9832616Are these sentient ponies?
>>9832677>>9832652You guys, Peanut butter isn't for sexual
>me trying to quit smoking
>>9832616>You can buy food pellets and hold out your hand over the fenceThat sounds degrading. These are intelligent creatures.
>>9832695Ross of words.
>>9832598oh I get it, she's like that tiny little petite woman from Police Academy.
>>9832699Haven't even tried, probably never will
>>9832683All of the episodes.It will be a 396-episode season.
>>9832695>>9832708> Scrubbles is Ross, but for wordsNow there's a thought.
>>9832726but words can't be obese
I just finished watching Food, Inc.What should I watch next?
>>9832700>This is humiliating Twilight says as she munches at the carrot you're holding out to her
>>9832700>>9832696>Pop 25 cents in the pellet machine and hold the food out in between the fence posts>You whistle at Dash to try and get her attention>She's wearing a leash and walks over to you with a forced smile and groans before nibbling at the food>Suddenly she looks over her shoulder then back at you and whispers "you have to get me the hell out of here"
>>9832652>>9832677No outside food!>>9832696>>9832700Even a smart ponies likes yummy pellets
>>9832614Are trying to threaten an officer?
>>9832683>Twilight is a Unicorn again in the S4 Premier.>No explanation is given>The events of the S3 Finale are not brought up or acknowledged in any way>The show goes on as it did before.Feels good to be a casual.
>>9832729That's just, no. I don't want that at all.
>>9832754Boku no Pico.
>>9832699>mfw longing for a smooth refreshing cigarette
>>9832763Is Semen considered out side food?
>>9832780Look Fluttershy we can do this the easy way or the hard wayYou can leave the hat on
>tired as hell>doing homework because I was busy all morning>want to ponywhat am I doing with my life
>>9832754band of brothers
>>9832762it wouldn't be as simple as just removing the leash, would it?
>>9832708>>9832726guys please, that comparison is just unfair and insultingI'm far worse
>>9832804Only if it's outside your body.
>>9832804No, it's certainly an inside food. That's the only way to finish.
>>9832811max gilardi pls
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>>9832683An episode where Mayor Mare retires, is replaced by a "new sexier mayor!", goes crazy from retirement boredom, and fights the new (shitty, mean) mayor for her job.And I mean a full on brawl, which ends with Mare kicking the new "mayor" in the ass and calling out:>"And don't you come back!"Then Mayor walks back to city hall, all the ponies scramble out of her way, lest they catch a case of the asskickings.
>>9832784>>9832790These are both terrible suggestions.I'd like an <2hr film pick-me-up film.
>>9832811Pony on your homework.
>>9832762>Suddenly she looks over her shoulder then back at you and whispers "you have to get me more of these fucking pellets. they're goddamn delicious."
Tex, why dont' you stream anymore?
>>9832729>wanting Fluttershy to put a knife anywhere near youShe'd tremble so much she'd end up cutting you.
>>9832859The connection from Equestria is terrible.
>>9832856haI like this story
>>9832818>hold a banana out to Dash>"Ooh!">she snatches it from you and hungrily wolfs down the whole thing in 2 bites
>>9832856Please keep posting
>>9832805That's it, you're coming in. Hands behind your back.
>>9832859Terrible connection and I don't really draw in a way that makes a good stream.
Would you a Cirno?
>>9832763You sick bastard, you're a slave master
>>9832943Eye dunno, would Eye? She is the strongest.
"HERE WE GO! Ride that pony, ride around That big fat pony HERE WE GO! Ride that pony This is how we do it!" Front Frontmy ponyside side side my ponyback back backmy ponythis is how we do it
>>9832942Whoops. Forgot trip.
>>9832851JL: Crisis on Two Earths
>>9832943>Cirno>not MomijiYou have bad taste.
>>9832964I used the deductive reasoning I learned from the new Sherlock Holmes movies to figure out it was you anyways.
>>9832964posting in /k/?
>>9832942>exactly 15-word post>anon said that Tex never exceeded 15 comments in a single post>mfw it's true
>>9832980I never thought I would ever say this to you. But you are my nigga
>>9832980>MomijiPot calling the kettle black I see?
>>9832941I'd like to see you tryPunk
>>9832968WHY IS THAT FUCKING HORSE SMILING AT ME?
>>9833003I would, only in doggy style.
>you go to equestria to discover everything is really tinywhat do?
>>9833054Rule over my new tiny kingdom
>>9833046Tex, you live in the south right?I have to know, have you ever been hog hunting?From an aircraft?
>>9833060Good night spicy pone
>>9833054Ask Twilight to shrink me down to a reasonable size
>>9833068But what if they fight you and its like you're an AT-AT
>>9833069>have you ever been hog hunting?that's a thing here?
>>9833069WELCOME TO TEXAS.
>>9833069>Tex you live in the south right?>Tex
>>9833092>"Yay we defeated the monster!">"Wait why is it laughing? Hey!"
>>9833083>>9833092>mfw it's Ferngully
>>9833103Why wouldn't it be? Fuckers are vermin, it's open season all year on them.
>>9833002Awww yes.>>9833015Those are fightin words.
>>9833069Nope. Never shot outside a range.
>>9833109> implying "Tex" isn't a cutesy name for all sharpshooters> implying Tex can't be where he wants
>>9832502What if you opened a petting zoo with mini mares? You'd have a pone harem and get paid to slam marevag.
>>9833069>Tex, you live in the south right?I wonder what state, Tex, could live in? It's a complete mystery which state someone named Tex, could possibly live in.
Night snake horseI wonder if her mane feels like all tingly and cold
>>9833154I'm pretty sure that's a thing that already exists for some people.
>>9833092But what if ponies were also AT-ATs
>>9833140I can't stop watching.
>>9833129I've never heard of that in texasI need to leave my house more often
>>9833185I wrap a tow cable around her legs
>>9833069>>9833103>>9833129>hog huntingAre they good eating?
>>9833207HELL YEAHif you prepare them properly
>>9833256Define "properly."I live in Tennessee. Could I buy it somewhere, or would I have to know someone who hunts?
>>9833103Oh hell yeahI live in Florida and thanks to the early colonial days, the entire wilderness is plagued from pigs brought over. Without any really predators aside from the occasional gator, they gorged themselves on everything.Some of them get monster huge! like almost pony huge.>>9833207They're wonderful! I'm actually eating some since my dad just went hunting. A little gamey, but thats all hunting. Roast them slowly for a long time and they are truly decedent. There's a reason why roasted boar was such a prize dish in ancient times.
>>9833140Aw, that's a bummer.Feels good living in the country, get to shoot whenever I want.Until the county took over, anyways.Fucking politicians.
>>9833256>use Ponify>switch I WILL EAT YOU.gif to brony reacts to G1 MLP.gif
>>9833280Properly meaning dont under cook it. These are wild pigs, so trichinosis is a considerable danger, but so long as you cook it all the way through its a superb meatDon't know about Tennessee
>>9833280I learned from a ranchIt's kinda hard to explain
Do you think you're better off alone?
Is there a pony style image like this?
>>9833160And looking her in the eyes is like falling up into the night sky, and the only thing that keeps you anchored is her starry voice twinkling all around you.
>>9833345Well without the mune roons
>>9833185Rarity spreads her legs too much to be an effective ATAT
>>9833342I still live with my family
>>9833364I meant guy holding pony like that.
>>9833286>tfw it's probably either illegal to hunt with a boar spear today, or extremely rare for anyone to actually do it, much less learn how>you will never stand your ground against a pissed-off, charging boar and run that fucker through
>>9833343>not changing "motherfucker" to "oedipus">thinking I use ponify to use pony synonyms like an autistic brony
>>9833092You're thinking of an AT-STIf you were an AT-AT you'd be crawling on your hands and knees. See>>9833185
>>9833413I got 2 like that
>>9833342Talk to me
>>9833083>she overdoes it>can't figure out the spell to rebigulate you
>>9833429I don't get it.
>>9833422I wouldn't put it as an impossibility.Gators are hunted with harpoons.
>>9833413and the other
>>9833447I never liked green anons.
>>9833345>you will never comfort your baby sister when she has a bad dream and your parents are out of town>you will never be the big brother who makes her feel safe and protects her.
>>9833452If it wasn't for the filename I would not know this was pony related at all.
>>9833453I don't think your usage of rebigulate is cromulent.
>>9833464>Comic LO (コミックエルオー Komikku Eru Ō?) is a Japanese erotic manga magazine featuring fictional prepubescent, early pubescent and highly juvenile-looking girls. Comic LO has been published by Akane Shinsha since October 2002. It was published irregularly until May 2004, when it became a monthly magazine. The "LO" stands for "lolita only". The cover illustrations are by Takamichi.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_LO
>>9833440I was thinking size-wise not actual looks.Unless you got on your hands and knees to be silly while terrorizing the little ponies.>Pinkie is the only one who realizes you're just playing around
>>9833422It's legal to hunt boar with anything you can get your hands on.I will one day hunt boar with a P-51, I swear to god.
>>9833497whatever, she can't embiggen you then
>>9833440Or an AT-PT.
>tfw you will never get marecream all over you while slamming a pony from behind
>>9833453The idea of Twilight using a term like rebigulate is more amussing then it should be
>>9833473it's a greenscreenso you can project youself in its place
>>9833474right in the feel...
>>9833513what an impractical vehicle
>>9833497But what if Twilight remains intragnisent?
>tfw no qt pint sized hot sauce pone in your cupboard
>>9833540YOU AIN'T GOT NOT ALIBI
>>9833520>ponyHey I like those too, which one is your least favorite?
>>9833536>about to post DENTAL PLA>read filenamewell shit
>>9833536Whoa that turned out greatthanks man
>>9833505>"Oh no, the giant monster is attacking!">"And he's....crawling on his hand and knees for some reason. No doubt to reach down and devour us!">You and Pinkie Pie play along>She faces you solo, holding her ground as you feircly have a play headbut match
Why don't people like this pretty prissy pony?
>>9833550YOU BRONYYEAH YEAH YOU BRONY
>>9833590Am I not people?Because I like her.
>>9833537You say that, but they have very potent grenade lobbing cannons on the undercarriage. Very good at taking out ground troops
>>9833590She is a bitch.
Name your favorite episode in which your least favorite pon plays a significant role
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pH6aisrwSYProtip: Be careful when you fuck horses,. or only fuck ponies, they're tighter anyways.
>>9833605I don't want Angel to be punish. I like Angel being Angel.
>>9833590No one here can relate to a pretty prissy pony
>>9833618Bridle Gossip is my favorite and they all play a role so it still qualifies!
>>9833626where did you find those gun gifs?
>>9833507>P-51 Mustang>You will never strafe a wild-boar with aircraft fire>Some wild boar out there will never leave this world having only heard the sound of your flyby at 400 miles an hour
>>9833612>And so Odin The Allfather once again resumed his great restSeriously look at this guy, he's ripped with an eye scar
>>9833585>she climbs up on you Shadow-of-the-Collosus style and hoops you on the nose>"...Oh noooooo!">you lay down on the ground and play dead
>>9833513FOOLISH GUE'LA! YOUR PRIMITIVE MACHINES ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE MONT'KA.
>>9833643Are you saying you want to rape him?
>>9833669I mean boopsstupid auto-correct...
>>9833634>our the same age he iswhat
>>9833683No wonder those things jammed all the time.
Would you slip supplements into your mare-friends' food to enhance her output and arousal?How would you slip it?Who would you slip it to?Would you feel offended or happy she's doing the same in kind to you -- or someone else?
>>9833669>Actually go "I'm dead. Blegh." with your tongue out>Pinkie stands on top of you, triumphantly
>>9833615But she's pretty
>>9833619>she starts stretching on the bedu-unf
>>9833683speaking of /k/>>>/k/15765737
>>9833711Fluttershy, I'd give her like twice the dosage too.It would be cute to watch her get all hot and bothered out of nowhere. I wonder how she'd act.Oh I'd just put it in her drink or something easy.
>>9833707yeah but they have these wonderfully angled handles that aim more naturally
>>9833736Goddamn that forehead.
>>9833711What kind of output from her would need increasing?
>>9833711>"Hey Pinkie! Eat this!">"Ok!">omn nom munch omn>"What is it?"
>>9833759she's a very winky mare
>>9833722>the entire town starts cheering and chanting "PIN-KIE PIE! PIN-KIE PIE!"
>>9833759Night best princess.
>>9833747Oh manRemember that time someone took one of those really rare WWII guns that were in perfect condition and they painted it blue with Dash's cutie mark?
>>9833585>>9833669>>9833722>>983377510/10 Adorablest game of the years
Ponies are real.
>you will never teach your waifu proper trigger discipline>with a belt
>>9833796>really rarenope they are not that rare
>>9833807I had a feeling.
>>9833711>You're always horny and you're constantly having to change your underwear or pack the front with toilet paper to catch your constantly leaking excess precum>meanwhile her teats have swollen to thrice their original size, and she's begun to lactate heavily
"P-please, eat all the custard~"
>>9833796>RareIt was pretty common from what I understandAnd it's just a fucking gun. Who cares?
>>9833796>really rareThey were mass produced, It was as much a historical artifact as a CRT computer monitor.
>>9833801>>9833775>In celebration, Ponyville has a huge part/cook out around your defeated form>Eventually you get kind hungry and tired of trying not to move and just get up to eat something>You much on a bunch of sandwiches as everyone stares at you, frozen in horror>"What?"
>>9833833>"Honey, we need to talk">"I love this" / "I'm loving it" at the same time>you hug>and fuck
>>9833796Mitchell's Mausers abortion.>>9833842German-made K98's are hard as hell to find and quite expensive, especially non-RC examples.
>>9833823>>9833839>>9833842Well then I am mistaken Still it WAS really stupid
>>9833878$599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD
>>9833862>neither of you meant to say that>the supplements have begun to affect your mental states>you are most likely going to fuck eachother to death
>>9833904RIDGE RACERRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAACER
>>9833878>>9833904You know there ARE some types of apples that really are that expensive
>>9833922how and why?
>>9833922yeah and kobe beef is real
>>9833854>Pinkie sees nothing wrong with this>"Hey Anon! Can I have one of those sandwiches?">"Sure, Pinkie.">you gently pinch one tiny sandwich between your thumb and pointer-finger and hold it out to her>"Thanks!"
>>9833922Ha! I get it!
>>9833884>bunch of nazi sympathizing baby killers are butthurt over itgood
>>9833823My ass they're not.
>>9833909>you and your waifu will never lose your minds to overdoping on supplements>you will never spike the town's water supply with a concentrated dose>the streets will never run with the viscous mix of pony milk and seed
I hate guns
>>9833997Oh god, not that shit againI remember that greentext, and it got really dumb really fast.That said, why not rope a few more of her friends in?
>>9833945There are rare and expensive breeds that have certain qualities and characteristics. It does actually cost money to develop these characteristics through horticultural planning and breeding, so the people who grow and sell them need to have a high price to off set the cost.Ambrosia apples are one such variety. And I think Pink Pearls are too. And people do buy them, because they really are that good
>>9833987>I'm a retard hurrIf he fucked a Finn M91 I'd be mad too. Too bad the K98 is a far superior firearm and retards like MM make it harder and harder to have the typifying variant.
>>9834001Slightly misleading thumbnail.
>>9833987This is bait.
>>9833909>You can't bring yourself to stop, even to cook food>you've just been living off her milk>you can't even remember what food tastes like anymore
>>9834015I'm sorry, anon.
>>9834032Can't we just make more?
can we not be /k/?
>>9834004CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER
>>9834015Only leftist faggots hate guns. This is a fact.
>>9834044I could swear this gun was in perfect dark. Just fucking look at it.
>>9834065Can we be /ck/ instead? I'm starving
>>9834065that's not how things workyou have to suggest and alternate topic of discussion, you can't just say "I DON'T LIKE THING" and expect it to work
>>9834045What else would you expect it to be?
>>9834086i would rather be /co/
>>9834004who is that pony?
>>9834004Look at that cute pony.
>>9834064>part of what makes individual examples important is the date and location of manufactureYou're an idiot of astounding caliber.
>>9834086Take about 5 dozen eggsStart puttin em in a bowlMix the FUCK out of them, and what do you get?
>>9834025>Pink Pearlsunf.I do not believe that it is possible for an apple to be worth $599 and still technically be an apple.
>>9834082there's a deeper meaning to this isn't there?
>>9834092or we could not be off topic and non-board related
>>9833862>pumping her milk out a few times a day, the machine rhythmically sucking at her teats while you stroke her side>she finds herself strangely aroused by the sound of her milk filling the cups before it's pumped into the bottle - "pwshh!">She rigs up something similar for you, a cross between a Venus 2000 and a milking machine>She fills a bottle a day with delicious, creamy maremilk>You do about the same with your thick, rich stallioncreamThey look about the same at a glance.
>no one says anything when Tex brings /k/ to the threaddem double standards
>>9834109Scrambled eggs with the shells in them?
>>9834103What game is this?
>>9834100I like it when we're /co/
Let zecora play the song of her people!
>>9834110not $599$5.99EachAnd Ambrosias are even more
>>9834147Arma Triple alpha
>>9834109a lot of buildup for something ultimately dissapointing.
>>9834160Tom Sawyer, you tricked me!
Is there any canonical information on Celestia's personality? If not, what should it be?
>>9834135Tex didn't do it, somebody asked him if he'd been hunting from a helicopter before.
>>9834166bronies who like cawadooty arent on topic
>>9834144anon pls >>9832846
>>9834147The Arma 3 Alpha
Does your favorite pony look at cute pictures of humans on the ponynet?
>>9834153I bet she can spit some dope ass rhymes.
>>9834192you being mad is not on topic either
>>9834020What greentext?You could form a cult around some highly potent supplement
>>9834183She's clearly very supportive and matronly. Patient and slow to anger, but when she IS angry, you better watch out because absolutely nothing significant will happen
>>9834195By bad. I apology.
>>9834135People like /k/, /g/, /vr/, /ck/, /d/People don't like /v/, /pol/, /piss/, /b/, /r9k/I might be missing some.
>>9834224>people don't like /piss/then why are you here?
>>9834224>/d/pushing it, but yeah basically comes down to decent boards vs shit boards
>>9834224/soc/, which is basically /r9k/
>>9834224Personally, I like and regular /tg/ and /co/.
>>9834207Applejack is too busy for the ponynet.
>>9834224I like video games, but do not like /v/Just like I like this cartoon but hate this board
>>9834255this is bait
>>9834224I don't like /k/
>>9834224>>9834274>forgetting /co/beef of the century
>>9834183She practically cool, relaxed and loads of patience about many things. When the 6mane fuck up her gala or when Pinkie eat her cupcake or when her bird was stolen by Fluttershy, she remain extremely cool.
>>9834298we are always /co/
>>9834288>>9834292>I didn't got the jokeAppledan is originally from /mlp/
>>9834207Lyra is a sexual deviant
>>9834302english isnt your first language is it?
>>9834298that's kind of a given
>>9834323OF THE KILLER TOMATOES
>>9834298b-but I said I liked /co/...I don't understand
>>9834331no you the other guy
>>9834312>im being retarded so ill call it a joke instead
Oh is it it /k/ time? Here I am with my missile launcher cadence system.
>>9834312and he learnedthat's why know one cares
i don't like mlpg
>>9834340then why did you link to him as well?
>>9834294I love /k/. It's my home board.
>>9834343Shit, just suck him off already
>>9834353>knowI beefed it
>>9834298this isnt /co/?>>9834294get 3 other people to agree with you>>9834312>joke>>9834274adding, I think a lot of people like /tg/ here
>>9834357cause I didn't realize he forgot /co/ until I saw his reply
ORDERS FROM THE IRON MAIDEN
>>9834326he still right
>>9834302>When the 6mane fuck up her galaShe doesn't actually like the gala, she thinks it's boring.>when Pinkie eat her cupcakeShe thinks the Cakes are being too fussy, she was happy that Pinkie was enjoying herself naturally around Celestia>when her bird was stolen by FluttershyShe knew about the lifecycle of the phoenix, she wasn't worried about it. Actually, she seems to have enjoyed the joke.
>>9834373GET THE ISLANDS BACK
>>9834183She loves her subjects and hates anyone do harm against them and shall defend them.
Big, american unfs
>>9834356Then you can just git out
Alright, home now.Gonna try some lineless vector art of Rarity on Inkscape. Any tips?
>>9834383>She doesn't actually like the gala, she thinks it's boring.In hindsight it was kind of bitch move thinking like that.>"This is boring, I know I'll invite my student and her hick friends to destroy the evening!"
>>9834414This gif will never not be funny to me
>>9834417Well it's Rarity so there should be more than a few.
>>9834417her bent over a tableor admiring her wings
>>9834369well playedI want to believe
>>9834373>IRON MAIDEN>tfw Margaret Thatcher is ded
>>9834436Why can't I have this?
>>9834436You need to do a set of this. This is cute shit
>>9834463>tfw she sucked up Britain's entire supply of testicular fortitude for the next 50 years
>>9834436Have you try drawing these with other ponies as well?
>>9834439Aw yisss zecora time.
>>9834491>and ovarian fortitude>she replaced both with insanity and greed
>>9834474You have to save up enough pony points to buy a pony anonApplejack -2000Fluttershy-1800Twilight -2200Rarity-2500Pinkie Pie-2200Rainbow Dash-3000
>>9834417hey, is vector art hard at all?I've been looking for vector art of Starswirl's costume, but I can't find any and I'm probably just going to make my own
>>9834498now that I think about itwhat's the ratio of pank to dash that he's drawn?
>>9834491>expert ball suckershe will be missed ;_;7
>>9834513How I get I get pony points?
Why are /mlp/ and /k/ so close?
>>9834529I have to assume he's drawn more Dash>>9834533When you post a pony you get 1 point.
>>9834533You get one point per pony picture you post.
>>9834527I dunno, I'm about to find out.
>>9834539MLPG and /k/ are ok/mlp/ is oblivious to everything
>>9834513how does one acquire piny points, gentle sir?
Your favourite pony is now your mother, how do you feel?
>>9834539Because we did a nice thing to them. I forgot what it was though
BREAKING NEWSPONY SEXUAL CONTACT PROVEN TO BE DEADLYMORE AT 5PM
>>9834556Fuck yes I love /k/.
>>9834501How is she going to draw those blades?I swear to god if you say with a pen/pencil I will murder you and your family
>>9834530>The sun has set on the british empire
>>9834548let us know how it goes, and what program you're using
>>9834539It's a forbidden love that neither will admit to one another.
>>9834572photoshop of ancient trainer rifle picture.
>>9834574I'll take that chance.>>9834583I enjoyed those threads.
>>9834584With her mouth.
>>9834483>>9834498I'll try to remember to do a set of these, that one was a quick thing I did because I felt kinda bad for not drawing anything at all after posting all dayI have really bad memory when it comes to draw requests>>9834529I just checked and it appears that I have technically drawn more Pank than RD hahahaI guess I enjoy drawing her hair, it's really fun to mess with
>>9834584With a pen and a pencil.
If pony was wizard ->Radagast: Fluttershy>Gandalf: Twilight>Saruman: CadenceJust thought I'd say it.
>>9834501>"The wild mare">Arrow points to "Giant Crab poster"heh
>>9834614I always enjoyed the zergface threads.
>>9834115I've had one of those cosmos. They're pretty good.Just, you know, not quite as good as straight bourbon.
>>9834614MORE BREAKING NEWSCONTACT WITH PONY PROVEN DEADLYMORE AT 8
>>9834621Looks like you're going to have to draw Dash all day tomorrow.I wish there was another way, I'm sorry.
>>9834621keep drawing pinkie.
>>9834621There is a magic way to remember everything you need to remember silly.
>>9834594Alright, I'm using Inkscape. No idea how it works, so it'll be a bit before I actually start.
>>9834568well shitthe freudfags are gonna be all over this one
>>9834592Seeing what Britain once was compared to what it is now drives me to a blinding rage. How could they throw all of that away?
>>9834621I agree with this sad sack>>9834652
i like the blue one
>>9834623>Radagast: FluttershyI'll admit I was thinking the exact thing when watching that movie.
>>9834614>>9834636Don't forget the soccermom threads.
Good night MLPG
>>9834664Shit, they're awesome? I agree.
>>9834501> gonorrheaEvery time
Would you fuck a real pone if it smelled like flowers and winked the entire time
>>9834539most neckbeards are mericans and own guns
>>9834607Remember when openly liking this cartoon was cool? Or at least not so shameful
>>9834680She's literally the best
>>9834680Why is she sad?
>>9834643FUCK YOUI DO WHAT I WANT
>>9834694No LotR magic is shit. It sucks. Whatever you want to use as a synonym for it's bad and lame
>>9834623How does a pony use a staff?How do they walk with it?
>>9834708Why aren't you drawing?
>>9834675>throw it away>implying they weren't just too big and it became too troublesome to keep track of the majority of the world via colonies so they sold off land to various nobles
>>9834725>It was worth it-anon
>>9834683>"I'll draw them off!">"Fluttershy, these are Everfree Timberwolves! They'll outrun you!">"THESE are Ponyville Bunnies. I'd like to see them try."
>>9834708ok that is creeping me out. i was going to post this picture at first which would make sense, but the one i posted doesnt have her looking sad. what the fuck.
>>9834674whatnoI want a motherly ponenot pone to be my damn mother
>>9834701Most neckbeards are raised by southern hicks who don't know how to raise their kids anymore because they're not allowed to hit themThat's how Bobby Hill came into existence.
>>9834642Dont be such a sissy about enjoying sissy drinksThey taste good. If its good, then you dont need to defend itLike this cartoon
>>9834729Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
>>9834702No i don'tbut i remember a time where if you said "i watch my little pony' you'd get "that's weird" instead of "oh so you're one of those bronies"
>>9834760Well I don't care what you opinion about my opinion is and no I won't feel bad. I'll feel good actually.
>>9834746>>9834731Because you aren't drawing.
>>9834740>meanwhile Lyra has become a heartbroken mess>whenever she's not sobbing she's staring off into space with a hollow look in her eyes
>>9834782tex is dash your second favorite pone?
>>9834702it was never cool
>>9834772>tfw told a friend about the show back during season 1>she still remembers and randomly calls me a brony jokinglyI laugh it off but it still bothers me
>>9834782Maybe I'll draw again tomorrow
>>9834810here it comes
>>9834810You'll draw now.
>>9834725BREAKING NEWSBEING NEAR PONIES IS PROVEN TO BE DEADLYHUMANS CANNOT EVEN REACH PONIES TO TOUCH THEM BEFORE DYING PAINFULLY MORE AT 11
>>9834757Well I have a preference for bourbon, it's not that they're worse or anything. There are some "girly" drinks I really like, like mimosas or shandies.I just like something peaty, something that tastes a little like hate and regret.Anything like an applejack sidecar always gets my attention.
>>9834780In my opinion, you have no right to your opinion.
>>9834804Dash moved up to number two, yes.
>>9834806>Tell a few friends about pony way back in S1>Some of them make horse fucker jokes, the other sometimes ask if I still like pony and the rest don't care
>>9834772>add a new friend on facebook>suddenly see tons of brony things on his news feed>"friends" with Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor, and Pinkie Pie
>>9834830You and me are so close to being super internet best friendsJust need to switch Dash and AJ
>>9834824WAIT A SECONDJUST WHO ARE THE MEDICAL "experts" COMING OUT WITH THESE STUDIES?I WANT TO SEE THEIR CERTIFICATIONS
>>9834830thought so. you seem to be posting her a lot. at least when not posting AJ
>>9834777I like it when the ponies do horse things.
>>9834857THEY ARE ALL DEAD WHEN THEY TRIED TO MAKE THE STUDY
>>9834830wow Tex, you really have shit taste
>>9834830>Dash moved up to number twoExcellent.Dash is an excellent pone.
>But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin.>We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in.>We'll keep them north of the Zambezi till that river's running dry.>This mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die.
So we're in agreement then?Pinkie Pie is perfect
>>9834844Like fun that'll happen.
>>9834730They hold it in one hoof and walk with the other three.Or they carry it.Or you're putting too much thought into this now shut up.
>>9834901NO YOU SHUT UP
>>9834884That's bittersweet, but how is this pone?
>>9834683>watch the Hobbit with Fluttershy>she's literally on the edge of her seat during the scene with Sebastian.
>>9834901>pony carries it side ways in their teeth>gets stuck in doors
>>9834887>equestria-proof>transparent face screenThat won't work, you'd still be able to see all the pretty ponies and be compelled to cuddle them all.
>>9834421maybe celestia is kind of a bitchi mean she did throw starswirl's unfinished spell at her knowing she'd cast it and fuck up ponyvilleeven if she did also know twilight would fix it too
>oddsgo to macdonalds for dinner>evensclean up that gigantic pile of dirty dirty dishes and cook something.
>>9834825> Chistery likes things that taste like self-hatredUnsurprising.
>>9834950WE COOKIN TONIGHT
>>9834950Well? What are you waiting for?Hop to it and make yourself something nice!
>>9834844Dash would be a ton of fun to be around.>tfw she's not real
>>9834876FUCKING A HORSE IS NOT A STUDYI WANT TO SEE HARD NUMBERS
>>9834950Have fun cooking!
>>9834943You have to be creative to entertain yourself when you're a few thousand years old.
>>9834825I prefer getting about 8 shots worth of vodka into me via dr pepper and then sipping mead for the rest of the night.
>>9834933>implying cuddling will break the sealsu havin a giggle m8
>>9834968I've got some had numbers for you right here
>>9834966i would love to be her friend. hanging out would be a blast. i bet she would be fun to drink with.
>>9834970>inb4 lewd implications
>>9834959CHICKEN TONIGHTCHICKEN TONIGHT
>>9834675"too big to fail" isn't real.
>>9834970We only know she's over 1000, but not how long.Could be she's 1040.
>>9834997I wish I'd be able to fly with her.
>>9834997Don't get her too drunkShe gets hoovesy
>>9834987Reminds me of that "stealth slushy" recipe 4chan had floating around ages ago. Its implied application was pretty shitty, but it sounded delicious.
>>9834887BREAKING BREAKING NEWSMAGIC PROVEN TO BE THE CAUSENO PROTECTION AVAILABLE ALL WORLD GOVERNMENTS MAKE PONIES HUMANITY'S NUMBER 1 ENEMYWAR DECLAREDMORE AT 12
>>9835004Gee thanks croptoolfor nothing
>>9834966She'd probably just think I was boringTwilight too
>>9834969>>9834959>>9834961Fuck. Well i'm going to go make spaghetti.Really.
>>9835008Twilight did a wing spell once before, it's doable.
>>9834987My nigga. I prefer adding vanilla vodka that's been living in the freezer to a glass of cold Mt. Dew. You do it right, it turns into slush. I call it a Chernobyl.
>>9834992It would cause needless damage to the suit
>>9835022>cropping that beautiful picturefuck you
>>9834821[bass guitar intensifies]
>>9835034That was just the kids stuff.Twilight can give you permanent wings, now. She's seen how it's done.
>>9835005Too glorious to fail, however... The British Empire did not fall from necessity. It was dismantled from within by little men with little minds.
>>9835030>too boring>none of the ponies want to hang around with you>that feel
Would you drink with pony?
>>9835011>implying thats a problem
>>9835025ULTRA BRAKING MEGA NEWSEVERYTHING PROVEN TO BE FALSECUDDLING PONIES LAW PASSEDNEW LAW STATES THAT WHENEVER A PONY IS SEEN YOU MUST HUG IT WITH NO PROTECTION
>>9835011>Dash gets all tipsy and hooves, mare handling you>pressing her hooves all over your front and face>ow ow ow this is actually kinda hurting oww
>>9835035I wonder if that works with Diet. Do you have a preference for full-labeled "Mountain Dew" or that "MTN DEW" they're hocking?
>>9835066Sure, I'd enjoy a nice mug of fresh apple cider with Applejack.
Would it be reasonable to believe that when mares in Equestria wear bows at the base of their tails in order to give it lift and expose more of their naughty bits, it's considered to be dressing slutty?
>>9835034Please, Twilight knows nothing about being doable
>>9835066I would totally introduce Twilight to whiskey. Dat complex flavor spectrum would be right up her alley.
>>9834830>Dash moved up to number two, yes.
>>9835066Yes, i would go drinking with Dash and AJ. `
>>9835066I would have tea with the yellow one!
>>9835044What a sh!t l0rd.>this post>spammoot pls
>>9835066I'd want to drink with all of them, but if I had to choose1.Dash2.AJ3.Rarity4.Twilight5.Pinkie Pie (Would probably act exactly the same)6.Fluttershy (Would be boring and probably fall asleep)
>>9835122not that kind of drink you pansy
>>9835066I'd drink chocolate milk with Twilight Sparkle.
>>9835030>too boring>walk up to cliff edge>turn around and say to Dash, "think you can catch me?">fall over the edge>hfw
>>9835066Yeah, but probably only AJ or Pinkie. The rest seem like they'd get weepy or philosophical when drunk, and those conversations go nowhere.
>>9835096As long as it's not one of their energy drink formulas. Works well with rootbeer too, I call that variant the Dirty Bomb.
>>9835056Except it really isn't possible due to the apparent requirements of becoming an alicorn require someone to master a form of magic to such a huge degree that you embody it.
"As one of our franchise brands, MY LITTLE PONY continued on its growth trajectory last year. With the support of global television, product innovation, inventive licensing, a new digital app game, online experiences and a strong retail execution, MY LITTLE PONY posted very robust, double-digit growth year-over-year. In 2013, the magical storytelling behind our global animation will focus on an all-new theme and we will unveil an entirely new intellectual property based on the brand."We are so fucked
>>9835133Fuck that's annoying.So very annoying.
>>9835151Oh man, fuck that Kickstarter shit. That stuff is really just the worst. Zun tastes so much better.
>>9835154but cadance was a pegasus and she got to be an alicorn
>>9835133>>9835170le ribbit detected.
>>9835154>implying Applejack has not mastered earth pony farming magic.
>>9835152You rarely get proof that people are newer than some but there you go.It's the post that the mod made on /co/ in the mlpg thread telling us to move to the new /mlp/ board.
>>9835133That's a word exclusively used by SRS faggots
>>9835172Why does she have an octopus on her head
>>9835136I think it depends on how Fluttershy is affected by the alcohol. She could either become really fun or like you said boring and just pass out
>>9835183Sorry that I've never used the word shit-lord before, shit-lord.
>>9835179>you have the uncanny power to disable ponies magic/strenght/flight with your right hand
>>9835204Maybe if i fed her Vodka Redbulls she would be more lively
>>9835178Yes, and that means having an ultimate understanding of some kind of magic can grant you the ability to conjure magic yourself, even when you couldn't before.
>>9835179What's so bad about hunting for meat?Besides, I'm sure Fluttershy would understand at the very least.
>>9835213How does pony Eep with closed mouth?
>>9835179>I would have to hunt for meat in the woodsWhy?
>>9835163woah, they are retiring FiM already?
>>9835213Well shit, that's pretty cute.
>>9835174I'd drink Monster sooner than I would Kickstart. It's such ass.Hm, there's a thought. Monster + vanilla vodka?
>>9835213don't be silly, you wouldn't have powers like that
>>9835179But maybe you'd get tired of fish.
>>9835223That goat would freak out about it
>>9835189Well yeah, but it's not though.
>>9835179I really love steaks but I would give up meat to live in Equestria.Besides, fish is still okay.
>>9835179They saw Iron Will as a monster, but they treated him with respect and courtesy.
>>9835245Some of that specialty tea stuff Monster knocked out is actually pretty good, especially the Russian Tea version. Might be worth looking into.
>>9835247Does Texanon ever miss his family that he left behind on Earth?
>>9835233They are so fucking dumb if it's true. Like holy shit.
>>9835066Oh jeez>Drinking cold, stiff hard cider with Applejack and her family after a hard day of work, laughing and talking>Bombing Kamakazies with Dash, she constantly goading you can calling you a light weight >Experimenting with new drinks with Pinkie, letting her toss together random concoctions >Tasting very fine wines and liquors with Rarity as some well to do function>Introducing normally stright edge Twilight into some tasty, but mild after dinner drinks in her curiosity >Fluttershy is a complete tea toaddler
>>9835269only pinkie and rarara did
>>9835101It'd probably have to be a certain kind of bow or a certain amount of lift.
>tfw your favorite pony wrecks it
>>9835247But Tex, I hate fish.
>>9835163>entirely new intellectual property based on the brand.">>9835233No They aren't>Spinoff>Equestria GirlsDo you even keep up with the news?
>>9835279Well she does have a butt of steel.
>>9835269Wasn't that just Rarity saying it?
>>9835233No, this is just their official preamble for EG
Do griffons have mammaries?
>>9835233WhatNoWe're going even farther. The ride just got an expansion
>>9835247>ever getting tired of fresh sashimi all day every day>pure, clean water with no mercury content and other pollutantsThe Equestrian Sea is like a virgin maiden with her legs spread wide, waiting to be plundered, the bounty of her depths to be skewered on your harpoon.
>>9835017I remember that, it only had 3 ounces of rum or so in it.
>>9835271Probably worth looking into. Also, seriously, the key to making a proper Chernobyl is to keep everything cold as long as possible so the Mt. Dew turns to slush properly. A nice thick glass mug that's been in the freezer with the vodka is a godsend.
>>9835284>he magical storytelling behind our global animation will focus on an all-new theme>focus on an all-new themeFriendship is no longer the theme.
>>9835276>the crowd ponies that attended his seminar don't count because herp derp derp
>>9835284so they're going to run two IPs based on the same brand simultaneously?
>>9835295Is it time?
>>9835247Oh god that wrist
>>9835299They can if you want them to
>>9835310No, ponies is no longer the theme. Its EG>>9835316That happens all the time
>>9835318What kind of time is that?
Do you mean to tell me that you actually watch this show? Isn't it for little girls?
>>9835283What kind of man are you?
>>9835310Once again>Equestria Girls
>>9835310That's about EqG not FiM
>>9835330For ded ponoes
>>9835276>>9835289You're proving my point still. If they accepted Iron Will (and Spike. durr), then they could do the same for a human as long as the human is not a threat.
>>9835326this is not gilda
>>9835325picking nits, hateanon?
>>9835346NopeGot your Nose!
>>9835346fuck your belly
>>9835272his whole family dies in a pony accidentthat's why he's so upset all the time
>>9835098>tfw late replyThat's a nice Sunbutt, SB, but wouldn't you still see the edges of her buttmark?
>>9835272If he does, he doesn't show it.
>>9835309I gotta try this. I'll add a little absinthe and call it the French Nuclear Authority. Why NOT be culturally insensitive?
>>9835362Woah hands off the ponyYou never know what she might do
>>9835326Eh. It's plush and fuckable, but that's not really the image I have of Gilda.
>>9835318DooksHave you Listened to Alex S.'s EP?
>>9835387> implying Tex ever registers emotion
>>9835387>he doesn't show it.What would a pony have to do to get Tex to show some emotion?
>>9835374>all the time>impllying
>>9835341>>9835342It's not talking about Equestria girls there, it mentions it afterwards.
>>9835391come onone hug
TASTE THE RAINBOW
>>9835389I just call my dr.pepper+vodka "what I drink when I get home from work every day before I do anything else".
>>9835398Alex S released a new EP?Link, but I'm not to keen about his music.Also are you the guy who's friends with Silva?
>>9835401>Twilight and Pinkie spend a day trying to understand why he can't show any emotion other than what appears to be scorn, then move on to trying to force his face to relax and smile.>One day turns to two, days to a week, a whole month passes before they can even get the corners of his mouth to twitch.
Do you guys ever stop and think that you're kind of weird?
>>9835406Sometimes sheer overpowering cuteness can do it. Sometimes.
>>9835447no because i already recognize that fact.
>>9835447All the time.
>>9835447There's no time to stop!There are ponies to talk about fucking!
fluttershy is a very pastel pony
>>9835447Sure, but it by no means stops me
>>9835465THIS IS MIRAL VARKETING
>>9835447No, because I have accepted it.
>>9835423She likes it.She just has trouble expressing her true feelings.
>>9835451I wonder if when Tex dies, if they'll construct a statue of him or something since he was the only human.>Here lies Tex>He was okay
>>9835443> he's actually experiencing something like Bell's Palsy from the translocation> Twilight wants to put him on a neuro-regenerative regimen> Tex wants to pass, as it bubbles erratically and made that one rat explode
>>9835447I have. And I'm okay with that.I could do worse with my writing "skills."
>>9835447I do, but then I close my eyes and make-believe and I can be anywhere!
>>9835440Is it strange that I still think the "CHARIOTTO NO SHAINII RODDO!" scene is the cutest fucking thing ever?
>>9835465Holy hell Mew that's adorable.I like the coloring, but why's it so white?
>>9835465I like it.It's cute, and soft on the eyes.
>>9835465>upside down crossproof Fluttershy is the antichrist
>Lyra will never ask you to chew on her butt with your scary human teeth
>>9835385I rarely put cutie marks on sketches.It's my personal point of laziness.
>>9835407>being fabulous is his weaknessTHIS IS THE MOST STUPID WEAKNESS EVER
>>9835447Have fun having low self esteem
>>9835501You mean a St. Peter's Cross?
>>9835465Did you draw that? you should draw fluttershy more often/spoiler]and did 4chan x die for anyone else?
>>9835482>you will never listen to Rainbow Dash stumble over her words trying to find the right thing to say.>she gets visibly flustered and stomps her hoof in annoyance>"just shut up and hug me"
>>9835502reality is so cruel
>>9835502>You will never lick the smooth area where her anus should be
>>9835502>Bon Bon will never ask you pointedly why Lyra's cutie mark is covered in red bite marks the next morning.
>>9835495It's soft grunge, Anon.
>>9835495i hope it isn't too much so. basically this is pastel goth style, where everything is colorful yet desaturated and light.>>9835513i did indeedi draw fluttershy pretty often, i think
>>9835524>>9835482I like the idea of little pony getting on her hind legs to hug you and she comes up to about waist high.
>>9835505What kind of villain would ever think about dressing his enemy fabulous?
>>9835532Well it'd be kind of hard to do that without dragging your tongue over her anus.
>>9835465That's cute nigga.
>>9835501That's St. Peter's Cross, stupid. It's a symbol of modesty.
>>9835524>Flustered cuddly DashWe better be going down this route tonight.
>>9835483>TexFor some reason, I can't picture that stoic, emotionless guy even introducing himself. Seems like he'd just be "that tall thing who hangs out with everyone" to them.
>>9835538>foalconnope, not clicking that
>>9835538That's so terrible I laughed
>>9835502>not nibbling somewhere else
>>9835447I am always sort of half-aware of itBut every once in a while I catch myself and read what I'm about to post and think "Seriously? I'm honestly writing and posting this? What happened between three years ago an now?"But then I realize I probably would have just been doing something just as weird, just not talking about it on the internet
>>9835565>Here lies that guy>he was cool
>>9835549So when she grabs you she's hugging your upper thigh and her heads in your stomach?I like that idea.>>9835563This too.
>>9835585I would be alright with that epitaph.
>There are also quite a few little quotes noting that MLP is essentially offsetting the negative growth of other brands in the girls category, including Littlest Pet Shophahaha
>>9835585>Generations later, ponies still know who it's referring to
I'm going to go sleep with Twilight Sparkle now.Good-night, MLPG.
>>9835538>Scroll down to comments>first thing to stand out is Ecce MonoYepThat about sums it up.
>>9835578does Lyra know how to suck a dick
>>9835549Yes! This is excellent.And I just realized I don't have any of that.
>>9835447Everyone I know says that. Basically I'm Pinkie with them.
>>9835440http://alexsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/life-as-we-know-it-ep My Favorite track is The Dive Game No I'm not that guy. However I am looking into producing EDM myself. I have what I think are great concepts for remixes/music It's just a matter of learning how to produce,getting the tools and making it.
>>9835612I don't know how many times I've written that already, man.
>>9835586It's my favorite pony-human size relation and it's probably the most canon anyways.
>>9835612Only an angry purple uncircumcised human dick.
>>9835613>those handsO-oh my~
>>9835613You know I don't either, and it seems so obvious.well other than this>>9835482
This is my favorite Texanon picture
>>9835636>uncircumcisedWhy would that matter?
Would you help your favorite pony get laid?
>>9835484> Bell's PalsyNo fun allowed.
>>9835247Left wrist needs some work.
>>9835636Why is that penis angry?
>>9835633I agree. Then again, the idea of them being any bigger or smaller makes writing anything about them more awkward, so of course I favor it.Also it's just adorable as hell when they're half your height and doing their darned best to be like you in displaying their affection.
>>9835657Why does she need to lie down?
>>9835657i would fuck my favorite pony, is that the right answer?
>>9835621>Life as We Know ItFUCKINGFINALLYIt's been like a year and half.I have heard his collab with Euro live before on a video, it's the only one I recognize, so let's roll.Also it's nice to see more EDM fags around here! I think I'm stuck at the same place of you, I always sing around song ideas, but I can't bring myself to finish them.
>>9835633The perfect size.It couldn't get any more perfect.
>>9835655I mean her talents are fairly narrow. You'd have to teach her from the start if your erections don't get purple or you're circumcised. And if you aren't human, well ...Let's just say there's a reason she didn't have a prom date.
>>9835549It'd be even cuter if it was a second part to this.
>not picking AkiraWhat's you're excuse? He's the fastest character AND he he crits so often that it makes no sense to not have him in your part.
>>9835666>Also it's just adorable as hell when they're half your height and doing their darned best to be like you in displaying their affection.It's also great for situations where they're trying to be taken seriously.
>>9835517I dunno maybe. Been drawing freakpones today though and kinda wanna try a vehicle in two-point perspective god help me.
>>9835407That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.>>9835660Agreement.
>>9835674No, that doesn't count.You need to help them fuck someone else.
>>9835710>mfw I have all your old work
>>9835703Well, then don't talk about it, do it.Find reference of the vehicle you want to draw, and the go nuts.Remember, the power... is yours.Go planet.
>>9835703Feel like drawing some big boobies later?
>>9835710>That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.>Texanon canonhue
>>9835710>That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.That's actually good to know, I didn't like the conflicting pictures when I thought they were the same dude.
>>9835696I always take ponies seriously.
>>9835696Of course.How about if they demanded to be picked up, with you refusing until they're prancing in place and near begging?Or for Dash, until she knocks you over and jumps on your stomach, laughing raucously and sticking her tongue out at you as she gets comfortable laying on you.
>>9835740Nah man....I'm gonna invent one.
>>9835741I don't know if there's a way to make that picture any more disgusting.
>>9835746He can make "canon" whatever he wants. It's his "canon".
>>9835764She could have a penis
>>9835767I think anon was just laughing cause "Tex anon canon" is a funny word/concept
>>9835761All the better. Concept vehicles are fun, because they don't have to make sense, even if it's better that they do.
>>9835740That, and knowing is half the battle.
>>9835739Upload that shit son!
>>9835772He said disgusting, anon.
>>9835757My heartMan I hope they like being carried
>>9835767I know? I just find the idea of "canon" for an Anon character that hangs out with fictional cartoon ponies somewhat amusing in its own right.
>>9835741This lamia guy's art is of wildly varying qualityIts sort of strangeI think I like him though
Has there been any pony news in the past few days?
>>9835696>It's also great for situations where they're trying to be taken seriously.Yes.
>>9835808Rainbow Dash got arrested for Drinking and ApplingCame out of left field
>>9835794I don't know if he still has all his art up on his tumblr or not.
>>9835808Lauren Faust shot up a pony convention.
>>9835796I feel the non Pegasi would enjoy it more, but when the Pegasi grow more attached to you they might let you carry them around. Reluctantly. Not telling you how much they enjoy the warmth of your arms and how the other ponies look at the two of you while you're holding her.
>>9835799>>9835780I wonder if mewball canon is the same.
>>9835806Looking through his gallery, it's like he's two separate drawing entities.
>>9835703Oh don't cry muscleponei'd like her more if she was this size, but thats just me.
>>9835808I guess every character on the roster wants to put Anon on supplements to enhance his semen output, but especially Flitter.So that's news.
>>9835842I thought Mewball anon was sort of a self insert
>>9835808Synopsis for the next issues of the comic have come out.
>>9835857and Texanon isn't?
>>9835837I'm starting to really like this picture.
>>9835814>"I've killed people, you know.">"Aren't you just the cutest little pony! What's your name?">off to the side, a batpony guard is barely containing her laughter.>Between gasps of breath, she says his name is Cloud Skipper.>Skippy grumps very determinedly while being cuddled.>it's like a very upset cat that doesn't feel like scratching you.
>>9835675 To be honest I like the Summer WIP version of the song more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3XiC31-DNs I like the energy it has more. But overall I think it's a solid album. The Dive Game being his best song> I'm stuck at the same place of you, I always sing around song ideas, but I can't bring myself to finish them. At least you have some of the tools,I'm still trying to think of a way of attaining a DAW
2D Pony Metroidvania game where Twilight botches an experiment with an advanced teleportation spell, suddenly flinging her onto an unknown world. Even worse, the shock seems to have caused her to forget her spells. In order to get back to Equestria, she must find all of the pages of her spellbook which has become scattered across the land, relearning her magical abilities to help her fend off enemies and traverse obstacles.Maybe there'd be something else stumbling along pages and trying to use the magic for their own gain. I dunno.
>>9835868I guess, I thought he was more or less designed after that one guy from that anime.
>>9835710>That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.Would you ever redo that sketch? It's a 10/10 concept.
>>9835875>attaining a DAWpiracy, anonpiracythen, once you go pro you use your money to buy it for reals
>>9835831I pretty sure he wipe out most of his old stuff.
>>9835842i kinda just doodled him one time riding on celestia because i wanted to practice facesand then a few weeks after that when i started liking lyra i drew him again and then didn't stop
>>9835899Aw shit, really?Why would you do that, Tex.
>>9835885Great! When do you start work on it?
>>9835892Kameyama from Cromartie High?
>>9835924man I don't have that kinda talent. it'd be fucking awesome though.
>>9835710...So wait there are multiple Anon that look exactly the same in Ponyville?Okay works for me
>>9835926I think so
Two words: Rarity roguelike
>>9835746>>Texanon canon>hueI think he means more he was just drawing "dudes", and not specific characters.
>>9835885and at the ending screen she takes off her ponesuit helmet to reveal she is really a human
pony just found a bunch of naked photos of youpony has been masturbating to naked photos of you for the past three hourswhy are there even naked photos of you
>>9835621Allright I did it, I kinda listened to all of them, my favorites are Life as We Know It and The Dve Game.I might have said this some times before, but I seriously can't enjoy any of his songs because of the way he masters his songs, I don't know if it's either because the drums doesn't feel as prominent as they feel in other songs in the same genre, that infamous "laser" synth, I do have to admit, "Play" sounded really nice, compared to the mixing of other songs from that EP.But when it comes to "brony producers", I'm more keen to Omnipony and Silva Hound.http://soundcloud.com/omnipony/omnipony-drama-king-funk>>9835875You could pirate one.If you feel bad by doing it, when you get enough revenue from your stuff, you can buy a legit license later!
>>9835913I like your anon's personality. Strangely enough, his and Tex anon's compliment each other due to how different they are in expressing emotion.
>>9835975>really a human>male
>>9835980There aren'tSome one in ponyville must be a damn good fanartists
>>9835958>each pony has a TexAnon >they are all identical in every way>Rarity has the only one that's diferent and likes fashion
>>9835980I have no idea, but if pony wants more they should just ask
>>9835980I find that to be impossible, anon, since I have no naked photos of myself.Nor have I ever.
>>9835980She took 'em, she should know.Weirdo.
>>9835913>>9835982I'd love to see more tex and mew anon interactions, maybe just hanging out and talking, if it's not too circlejerky. Well even then whatever.
>>9835447>Do you guys ever stop and think that you're kind of weird?
>>9835980Maybe she took them, I've never taken a naked photo of myself. That's a weird thing for a pony to do.
>>9835982He's too much of a beta fgt for my liking.I prefer stoic stoneface Texanon.
>>9836019Don't talk to me like that, Flitter, you're the one taking pictures while I'm changing or showering.
>>9835995I thought it was like all green face anons did in fact have their own faces, but they wore masks.
>>9835447>Do you guys ever stop and think that you're kind of weird?I'm self aware of how weird I am. I just masturbated while reading a doujin about two demon girls double teaming a shota. I don't tell people all of my hobbies.
>>9836043Never liked the masks, to be honest.
>>9835980I can only imagine they're from that visit to the spaConsidering I wasn't even erect I wonder what she's masturbating toIs it the triceps? Or those sexy sexy digits?
>>9836029The question is, did she take them so she could masturbate to them?br>Or was it for some other reason and she just couldn't resist?
>>9836043The way I kind of view that anon is that the question mark mask isn't literal, you're supposed to kind of put your projected self there.
>>9835580My favorite picture by Tex.
>>9835995Is it legal to keep a TexAnon in your house as a pet?
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO BE AS ___JJ___ AS YOU CAN
>>9835990>Some one in ponyville must be a damn good fanartistsIt's one thing when it's for a cartoon or videogame or some designed character, but as far as ponies are concerned they're just regular folk, just normal everyday ponies.Seeing all the porn of them would be surreal