What pony would you take to the club?Season 4 predictions/hopes/fears?Ded horse: >>9822387
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I would not take Applejack to the club. Clubs are pretty terrible.
fuck I love jacking off to horses
>>9828452You could take her to your club.
so what do you guys do when you have no idea what to drawmy canvas is blank and i have no idea what to put down
>>9828450>no link to the offsite tulpa board
So any drawfags willing to draw Rarity in a wizard robe petting a smiling pseudodragon.This thing is small. Like can be held in hands small
I'd take Cloudchaser to the club. She looks like a wild fun type like that.
LK pls stram.
>>9828494Draw suggestive pictures out of frustration
White pones are always the sexiest ones
>>9828494I go into the drawing requests doc and do some of those.
The first two episodes will reek of Twilicorn damage control. Whether it will be successful or not remains to be seen. The rest of the season will take some wacky turns, perhaps seeing better character writing and consistency than season 3 but with small scale slice of life episodes like Look Before You Sleep completely abandoned. At least one episode will focus on a background pony or side character that we haven't seen much of.
>>9828508LK went to work m8
Real Human Being.And a real hero.
>>9828419Hah hah hah boop
>>9828515you're thinking of pink ponies
>>9828494I ask people for requests.Then I never do them.
>>9828494play video games instead.it's an awful downwards spiral.
None, clubs seem scary and would full of normalpones.I'd rather be with twilight reading books on magic.
>>9828506What's she saying with that look on her face? Is she telling me how much she's gonna make me cum when we go home?
>>9828508Sorry! Just running out the door to work!
>>9828549If you're poking fun at meSorry.
>>9827501>>9827501be a pretty princess twilight on a quest
>>9828504If I could art I wouldPsedodragons are the best familiars
>>9828482I hope that's no some clumsy innuendo.
>>9828570I wasn't poking fun at anyone. I was stating the truth. It's something I've done several times.
Don't mind me, just testing the script from murkeli: http://i.imgur.com/wdFmW1r.jpg:3
>>9828549Hey that's what I do! I just never post them
NANAKI YOU FUCKhope your life turns around for you. you're a pretty swell guy most of the timeALSO WRITE when you have the time of course
>>9828394>What pony would you take to the club?You can find me in the club, bottle full of bubLook mami I got the X if you into taking drugsI'm into having sex, I ain't into making loveSo come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed
Wait a minute, did Knighty removed the fapfics?
>>9828598>A club is an association of two or more people united by a common interest or goal.With her along, you have enough for a club! You could start...an apple club!
>>9828608he doesn't, stop being delusional.
>>9828581I wanted a cat but Baldur's Gate gives familiars based on alignment and Rarity isn't Chaotic Neutral
>>9828450What kind of new linkboard is this?>lmjhah
HYPOTHETICAL TIMELISTEN UP!ALL RIGHT - FIRST, I NEED YOU TO THINK OF THE LAST THING YOU HAD TO EAT.YOU GOT IT? YOU CAN PICTURE IT IN YOUR HEAD?GOOD.NOW FORGET ABOUT IT.BECAUSE IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS HYPOTHETICAL.YOU ARE NOW A PONY - WHATEVER KIND YOU CHOOSE - HOWEVER, YOUR CUTIE-MARK IS BASED ON THE ORIGINAL MEANING OR ETYMOLOGY OF YOUR FIRST NAME. IF YOUR FIRST NAME HAS MULTIPLE MEANINGS, YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OR TRY TO BE A CLEVER LITTLE SHIT AND MAKE ONE THAT INCORPORATES BOTH/ALL OF THEM, OR AS MANY AS YOU CHOOSE.
>>9828561Yes. She's been slipping the supplements into your food for a while.
>>9828450>http://altonbrown.com/Why I laugh.
>>9828506>>9828561>>9828681> Cloudchaster LOVES cumThis meme always makes me really sad my current girlfriend hates it when it is my fetish.
>>9828666Sorry, Satan, but I'm not a pony.
>>9828666>WHATEVER KIND YOU CHOOSEPEGASUS MARE>look up meaning of first name>Man, warrioruhuhhhuhhhhh
>>9828702I thought it was flitter? or is it just she likes to swallow?
>>9828623You have to "activate" them now, check your user page or something.
>>9828723I have a hard time telling them apart. Does anyone have a helpful mnemonic?
>>9828666Unicorn>From the Hebrew name מִיכָאֵל (Mikha'el) meaning "who is like God?"NIGGAS I'M THE NEXT CELESTIA
>>9828723Flitter has a cum-fetish. Cloudchaser's just really good at making you cum.
>>9828666>Pegasus>Follower of Demeter cutie markI don't even.I have a god on my butt? Or a glowing tree?
>>9828666>Antti is derived from the name Andreas, which comes from the word andros that means manlySounds fine by me.
>>9828598On an unrelated note, I'm glad to see more stuff up on your tumblr recently Tex, you've always been one of my favorite drawfags.
>>9828740Cloud Chaser is the pretty one who chases her dreams of becoming a wonderboltFlitter is neon applebloom
Any fap fiction anyone would recommend? Hopefully something pretty vanilla
>>9828666>stallion>unicorn>French royal name latinized as Ludovicus, from Germanic (Frankish) hlud (“fame”) + wig (“warrior”) (cf. German Ludwig).Neat
>>9828749So surely they like going in on threesomes.
>>9828666>ChristopherBearer of Christ/He who holds Christ in his heart. Great. Not mention my favorite kind of pony is UnicornCan I change up Christ for Celestia or do I actually have to be a Christian pegasus who loves Jesus?I don't want to have a cross on my Flank.
>>9828749Why don't they collaborate?
>>9828782https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8hzFno-KzEScC1sWlNwRlozeG8/edit?pli=1Twi and me or date with a Princess is pretty good on the vanilla scale.
>>9828782Vanilla fapfics? Can't help you there chum
>>9828666FIRST name? I hate my first name but okay here we go. Going with Unicorn.>Edward is an English given name. It is derived from Old English words ead (meaning 'wealth', 'fortune' or 'prosperous') and weard (meaning 'guardian' or 'protector'). It is one of the few Old English names to gain popularity in other parts of Europe and beyond for example, as Eduardo and Duarte in Spain and Portugal respectively.Huh. I guess I'm a royal guard? Or at the very least a bank guard or something I dunno. I like Royal guard because I think the guard ponies look pretty cool.
>>9828740The one with the bow wants to make you blow (your load, her mouth)The one without only pouts, but from behind, she's a wild grind.
>>9828801Christ is from the Greek Christos, meaning "anointed."Maybe it could be a flask of oil?
>>9828666Unicorn>From the Hebrew name יְהוֹשֻׁעַ (Yehoshu'a) meaning "YAHWEH is salvation">>9828742FINE THEN I'LL BE LUNA
>>9828842At least I truly see.
>>9828666>Unicorn Stallion>RobertMy special talent is being famousWhat
>>9828666>everything I look at indicates it means "little king"what the fuck kinda cutie mark is that?Seriously, I cannot even fathom who would name their child anything, intending for it to mean that.>>9828848>>9828801lucky bastard...
>>9828742>>9828801You two should team up and become cops
>>9828801Meant to say Unicorn twice.
>>9828666>masc. proper name, Church Latin Christophoros, from Ecclesiastical Greek khristophoros, literally "Christ-bearing;" from phoros "bearer," from pherein "to carry" (see infer). In medieval legend he was a giant (one of the rare virtuous ones) who aided travellers by carrying them across a river. Medallions with his image worn by travellers are known from the Middle Ages (e.g. Chaucer's Yeoman). Not a common name in medieval England.Well, looks like I'm a motorist. Or a transporter.
>>9828865You must be the stallion equivalent to Sapphire Shores
>>9828666>king cutie markFucking jackpot.
>>9828666>Karl>Old Norse: BlokeI guess I'm a chav pony?
>>9828897Nigga I have god as my cutiemarkGet dunked
>>>/a/83468207>Sad Panda thread on /a/
>>9828717>>9828742>>9828859>>9828763>>9828790>>9828837>>9828865>>9828866>>9828887>>9828910HEY ELROYI ASKED FOR YOUR CUTIE MARKS.
>>9828914what kind of butts are we talkin' about here?
>>9828896But Sapphire is a singer. People tell me I have a nice voice, but hearing me sing is like shoving a saxophone down your ear canal. Not pleasant.
>>9828931YEAH, I'M A MARE WITH A MALE WARRIOR FOR A CUTIE MARKI DON'T GET IT
>>9828666>etymology is "what is god?" word for wordNEEL BEFORE ME
>>9828608Thanks Anon, I appreciate it.Tonight I'm going to be posting roughs of Trixielicious and TM part 2 on my Tumblr, for critique and feedback and whatnot so I can actually finish them.
>>9828956Big buttsSmall buttsfast buttsloooow butts
>>9828666Jacob: To follow, to be behind. Supplanter, to cheat. So I'm a backstabber like Starscream. Sounds a lot like me actually. So my cutie mark is a theater mask with a dagger hilt behind it or something else more edgy.
>>9828931MY CUTIE MARK IS GOD AN MY SPECIAL TALENT IS BEING LIKE GODTHE FUCK DO YOU WANT MORE?
>>9828931A bottle of oil and a cross?Does this mean I'm considered Royalty or I'm just another Christfag that happens to be a pony?
>>9828960What kind of a .gif is that?
>>9828931I AM GOD MOTHERFUCKER
>>9828666>Charles>means free manWell, a lot of royalty has that name,so I'm just going to assume I'm of some minor nobility.
>>9828931How about a nice big gold star?
>>9828931Oh right, sorry.My cutie mark is a mirror shield with three stars. Two above and one below, an eye situated on the shield, gleaming in silver.
>>9828977> slow butsWhich pony would take the longest time to savor the feeling of you rutting her, drawing her hips slow as possible and milking you at her leisure?
>>9828931Well, shit, I dunno. Probably something ridiculous like a giant.
>>9828666>from an old Celtic word for "Champion," or "Mist/Cloud"....A shield and/or sword made from clouds or fog?
>>9828977DIESEL, FREIGHT AND PASSENGER BUTTS
>>9828666>"defender of men," from alexein "to ward off, keep off, turn (something) away, defend, protectguess i'm a knight pon>>9828494i look at other art and try to think of something from those picturesbeen struggling for the past few days but i started scribbling random terrible backgrounds and that's kinda fun
>>9828666>Pegasus>William is from the Old Norman form Williame, corresponding to the French spelling Guillaume, and is a cognate from the German Wilhelm, and of Germanic origin: wil = "will or desire"; helm; Old English helm "helmet, protection"; thus the Old German name Wilhelm and the Old Norse name Vilhjálmr have the same roots. The name William has today been interpreted to mean protector of the kingdom or realm.So I would be a guard. I'm cool with that.
>>9828931a supernovawhat else for A GOD?
>>9828966You're not a god faggot, you're just some shitty philosopher.
>>9828931If I'm supposed to be manly, clearly my cutie mark is a fancy moustache.
>>9829021She's got nothing but time
>>9828494I draw circles on my canvas until I think of something.Usually that doesn't work out and I end up coming here for a request and then taking entire threads to complete them.
Rose is a such a pretty pony, I'm glad she's my waifu.
>>9828931>>9828866>little king? what the fuck kinda cutie mark is that?you know what? fuck it. I googled "little king" and the first result was a deli. I'm a fucking sandwich pony, dig it?...actually, that's kind of cool. I'll be a male pegasus, so I can deliver, too.Thanks, Satan!
>>9829054don't destroy my dreams
>>9829034Also... uh... I dunno. I'll say Pegasus.
>>9828666>Name roughly means "God is my judge"The heck is my talent?
>>9829081AAAAAAAHHHHH QUICK POST YOUR WAIFUS
>>9829021Pinkie. She likes to make you feel good for as long as she can.
>>9829112I DUNNO, ELROY.I ASKED FOR YOUR CUTIE MARK.
>>9829114YOU JUST POSTED HER FOR ME
>>9829112You're a vigilante. Have fun, Punisher.
>>9829128Thats what I want to knowHow do you even picture that?
>>9828666Pegasus>Connor: Wolf's kinA wolf head cutie mark? Fuck yes. I'm a witcher!
>>9829140I agree, Twilight is the best at ruining everything!
>>9829157that's a new one for you, when did that happen?
>>9829140I want to cuddle that pone.
>>9829157Does this mean I win
Alright, here's the pic of Amazonian Applejack shaded. Someone recommended adding lines or something to represent anon slamming against the door, but not sure if it turned out right, should I just remove the star entirely or try something different?
>>9829195Are those butts?!
>>9829184A loooooong time ago, i didnt see it but now I realize I just like older ponies. remember Ms. H?>>9829201Yes, you may have Bon Bon, i only ask that you take care of her.
>Dreaming>Tied up and bent over a table>Applejack is holding a branding iron>feel the worst pain imaginable and then she smacks my ass>She put fake ears on my head and put a collar around my neck>She bucks me in the back of the legs and say "That's a good pony, remember to always walk on all fours"Why did this dream happen
>>9829231That's some nice anatomy and colori->black and redOw, I cut my finger on the edge
>>9829201>>9829235Neither of you are worthy of Bonbon.She's mine.
>>9829238I don't know, but I'm kind of jealous
>>9829195>>9829157>>9829140>>9829132>4 responses>3 of them are background ponies or OCs
which pone has the best butt?
>>9829235but mayor isnt even an older ponyshe dyes her maneshes like as young as rarity
>>9828931A mighty fortress!
>>9829238ponies aren't allowed on the internet
>>9829274>judging horse waifus
>>9829235Enjoy your milf.>>9829274Saving myself the heartbreak when the mane 6 inevitably get boyfriends.
>>9829274Sorry, I don't have a waifu so I don't feel right participating
>>9829221unfit looks pretty damn goodif i were that guyI'd be wearing a much more pleased expression
>>9829275How does the fridge stay in the clouds?
>>9829221But they're my LITTLE ponies, so ...
>>9829195Which one is your waifu? Nigga you can only have one.
>>9829276That's what every mare says>>9829297Thank's, I will~
>>9829238Dude, that's pretty messed up.
>>9829274I refrained, since I'm already married to my pony wife.
>>9829235She looks like a wound up ball of pent-up frustrationpossibly of a sexual nature
>>9829311It's all relative.The title isn't "My Little-in-Comparison-to-the-Average-Human-Being Ponies."
>>9829346You waifu a house?
>>9829346> mah waifuuuuuuI can't even
>>9829343I kinda enjoyed being dominated by something smaller, I'm 6'4" so I usually do the dominating.
>>9829355someone should write a fap fiction about anon relieving her sexual frustrations
>>9828931I'M STILL FIGURING MINE OUT OKAY?IT JUST HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH JESUS.
>>9829274>5 flawed ponies and their queenalso>Mayor M>background ponySo Big Mac is a background pony too?
>>9829398> that> assAnd here I swore I'd never want some DJ Scratch.
>>9829355There should be more art of her interacting with Mayor M>>9829400Anything someone *should* do won't get done.
>>9829398You can almost imagine it jiggling with every movement
>>9829479Why don't you write it?
>>9829482even when you hotdog that ass?
>>9829479> interacting withIs that what we're calling it now?
>>9829479Only thing I can find is slightly anthrohttp://derpibooru.org/278724?scope=scpe4b0189e662b57bf1c56b7efb234d99b9f4a14d0a
>>9829533>slightlyTHAT'S FULL ON ANTHO
>>9829533Why havent I though of this pairing yetIt's greatGonna request the two of them getting it on with some younger female intern.
>>9829505>>>9829514That's what all the cool kids are calling it>>9829533I have no problem with anthro, this is nice.
>>9829561I need somebody, helpNot just anybody
>>9829556It's pretty cute anthro.
>>9829561F1 you idiot
Why is Twilight on the EXhentai wiki?
Look out anon, it's coming straight for you!!!!!!!!
>>9829510>>9829482>>9829428>>9829398>you will never meet a girl who's proud of the fact her ass is so plushy-soft, taut, smooth and just-slightly-jiggly and PERFECT that men have to fight the urge to give it a good clap just to watch it move and hear the sound it makes.
>>9829563>>9829398Darf had a good Scratch fic featuring butts, I'd link it but fimfiction is dead
Panka is anorexic
>>9829625>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21465/1/drop-the-bass-or-40-oz-bounce/chapter-1HEY YOU GO YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>9829510Something that big and plush would have to be giving off an unbelievable amount of heatYou probably wouldn't last a minute nestled inside those cheeks before you got a first degree burn or something
>>9829637She just needs a good stuffing, and then she'll be fine.
>>9829623>>9829637Are these the build-a-ponys?
>>9829655Would you stuff a pony?
>>9829637Guess she took the term party pooper way too far!
>>9828666Armani = FreemanLooks like I'm a freeman probably an explorer with no ties.
>>9829655*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
>>9829623That child is incredibly unenthusiastic.
>>9829646>he will never make a sequel
>>9829675>pony will never grow on you
>>9829653that's a risk I'll take
>>9829677what would a free pony's cutie mark look like?in b4 crowbar
>>9829670I would.With my _____________________________penis
>>9829677>Being a freeman>not the FreemanYOU SUCK
>>9829682still adorable thoughand she is going to grow up to be the fucked-up-est person ever.
>>9829675>you will never have that feel again
>>9829678Wrong end.Besides, it would be more of a *glug*glug*glug*
>>9829653unfN-no boner, we just stopped
>>9829612>give it a good clap just to watch it move and hear the sound it makes.*fwub* *fwub* *fwub*
>>9829703A key, representing an key in which unlocks the chains of man/pony to society and his life.
>This was the scene outside my local comic book shop today. The reason? There was a sale on all things My Little Pony. I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that its a bunch of mid 20s males or the fact theres one lone little girl in the middle of them.
>>9829623Is....is she wearing a star wars shirt?
>>9829398>Watching TV in the living room>Your roommate Vinyl Scratch comes out of her room and asks what you're watching>When you answer her, she says "I'm watching it with you, then!">right before she sits down in your lap.
>>9829019Decided to draw it.
>>9829740YOU RUINED IT
A TRUE TRUE NIGGA'S A NIG INDEEDA NIGGA BE THERE TO HELP Y'ALL SEE
>>9829625Whats been up with him lately?
>>9829750And not a spaghetti dropper in sightNo one would know the purpose to this picture
>>9829740I was thinking more of that perfect SLAP sound when you get really good contact on a girl's ass with the palm of your hand. The kind that echoes around the room.
>>9829750>greentexting for no reason
>>9829675I wish I was back in simpler times. When using bro hoof wasn't completely autistic, and we were too small to be hated by the entire internet
>>9829750Someone should have opened fire on them. If the girl got hit, she would die for a noble cause of killing this man scum from the face of the Earth.
>>9829783he's quoting, anon
>>9829761So.Great Shield user, or Greatsword? Or axe?
>>9829757>she grinds back into your boner but doesn't say anything
>>9829757>instaboner>Quick anon, say something hot
>>9829776N-no thanks, I'm full
>>9829750Look at that handsome motherfucker in the front thereLook how fucking handsome he is.Also, some of those boys are in their teens
>>9829750>No fedoras>Some nice looking peopleWhat kind of alternate universe do you live in?
>>9829776Normally yes.For some reason not to this.
>>9829803>>9829804>"...Vinyl?">"Yuh-huh?">"...W-what are you doing?">"You're on my side of the couch~"
I want to cum inside nightmare moon
>>9829773this, fucker is turning into BDN.
>>9829806I'm sure there's room for a little more>>9829836eh, if you say so
>>9829776Sorry. No UNF found.
>>9828666"Honorable ruler"ORIGINAL ALICORN PRINCE DO NOT STEAL
>>9829750That guy in the foreground is fucking hot
>>9829790I suck at names>>9829802Giant fucking swords are always awesome.
>>9829738>>9829750>>9829828Could be adults wanting to buy things for their kids.
>>9829791>man scumAdria Richards pls
>motorboating your waifu's teats
>>9829803>"Can you move the remote? It's kinda digging into me"
>>9829795have fun with everyone ignoring it because lol fanfiction
Sup, anything new happening?
>>9829856I always love the way Lamia draws bedroom eyes though.
>>9829761that's not a cutie mark, you dingus. that's much closer to a cresteven ridiculous ponies don't have cutie marks like that
>>9829864>ALICORN PRINCEFOR YOUR HUBRIS, YOU ARE NOW A MERE EARTH-PONY.I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, ELROY.
>>9829828>you will never fight monsters with Cornelius the technowizard and elphaias the grimdark
Does MLP produce more or less porn than is average for a fandom this size?
>>9829891>not motorboating vinyl's ass
>>9829888>teenage to mid 20 males>having children, let alone being the one waiting outside to buy things for them
>>9829907JOKE'S ON YOU I'D PREFER TO BE A HUMBLE EARTH PONY ANY DAY
>>9829901You needed more mariachi dogs in that picture you put on your tumblr.There was no ask button, so I had to say it here.
>>9829898One day I'm actually going to finish them, but nobody will notice, and then next time I post somebody's still going to tell me to write.
>>9829890>implying I'm wrong
>>9829928>"Anon, why are you doing that?"
>>9829923I want to say more. AT has a much larger fandom and they have relatively little porn, and most of it is fucking terrible.
>>9828666>Of unknown meaning; the second element probably means "lord".So I'm lord of something unknown. Wowee. I guess it could be a question mark wearing a crown.
>>9829943then why bother wasting your time?
>>9829905Isn't Shining Armor's kinda the same thing but three stars on top and an star on the shield instead of an eye?
>>9829795>unfinished draftsHaha nope.
>>9829928>she rewards you with organic beats
>>9829782*fwub* is supposed to be the sound of her cheeks shaking after the initial slap. It's mesmerizing just watching them quiver and shake, waiting for them to stop.It's almost like a lava lamp.
>>9829957>AT has a much larger fandom and they have relatively little porn,Art style doesn't really do much for "sexy"Ponies are much more feminine, and have big plump asses.
>>9829943We're not so different you and I
Could FiM become bigger than Spongebob?If so, at what point can we say that it's bigger?
>>9829954Just checking out the acoustics
>>9829790>>9829905it's almost as if there's a reason why self-insert OCs are universally awful!
>>9829943why don't you start trying to finish them i don't know, NOW?
>>9829997>big plump assesunf
>>9829975Though it's a funny title, Porn is a perfectly reasonable thing to study in an academic and historical sense.
>>9828666>Mine means 'the open hand of god'I guess I'd have Celestia's hoof on my ass
>>9830014>A movie later, most of the original fans have jumped ship or grown out of the show
>>9829882>I suck at namesI was laughing because it was a good namethough that's just me
>>9830014When a FiM movie is released in theatres, starring David Hasselhoff.
>>9829839>>9829803>she keeps grinding until you cum in your pants, then gets up and leaves
>>9830014>Could FiM become bigger than Spongebob?It's on a network that barely anyone sees. In Canada it's on the little baby pre-school network and not the regular kids stations.>If so, at what point can we say that it's bigger?It's a tiny fraction of it.
>>9829983D-does that mean what I think it means??
>>9829937So far its finished but perhaps I might add that.How do one put an ask button on a tumblr?
>>9830065Wow, that's a dick moveThere better be seconds
>>9830068You do know that the S3 finale had higher ratings that Cartoon Network and Nick right?
>>9829997>AT's art style>not sexy
>>9828666>The word is the plural of sharīf "noble", from sharafa "to be highborn" i'm a dashing alicorn princeOC do not steal
Last version I swear.
>>9830014are you just tlaking about the show, or how much the franchise generates in money?
>>9829891>not motorboating your horsebando's balls
>>9830031That's what I'm doing right now.I just want to show that I'm actually trying.>>9828666>my name means "little king"Ohjeez.
>>9830099>You do know that the S3 finale had higher ratings that Cartoon Network and Nick right?Citation needed.
>>9830099In that time slot. Who cares about that time slot.
>>9829882>tfw you don't have any greatsword ponies>or at least forgot where you put themCan you rectify this, Rei? You could give them armor, even.
>>9830076>start motorboating Vinyl>blblblblblblblblblWUBWUBWUBWUB
>>9829976yeah, and this pair has some of the most unnatural cutie marks in the show
>>9830103I can't figure out what kind of look AJ is wearingIs she angry? Blushing? Trying to be seductive?Monapplisajack
>>9830103Oh, she's pressing him against the barn door.I thought they were having sex in the barn door for no reason and he was somehow floating a few feet off the ground.
>>9830103That's a pretty big apple.
>>9830065>after you change, she sneaks into your room and takes the underwear>goes to sleep holding it close and reveling in your scent
>seriously doubting that this is fakeYou people are seriously retarded.
>>9830079No idea. Probably somewhere in the settings, though. Enabling asks.And you don't really have to toss them in there. Wasn't there another image with mariachi dogs?
>>9830103This would be hot if not for that horrid apple face
>>9830135>>9830100My teenage brother loves AT.I can't get into it. Major obsticle is the art style. It just... it seems so sterile. The characters are too simple looking. They are just shapes and dots. I see no humanity, or life in them.
>>9828666>From an English surname, perhaps derived from Old French cordoan "leather".Give me something that says.... "Daddy likes leather...."
>>9830098That's it. She does it every few months, sometimes in front of other people.
>>9830130I like how the Trixielicious one is so far. Do that one first. Is it just going to be the one night of sex?It would totally hot if by the next week or so, Trixies become more powerful, larger, gaining another six inches, and Twilight being nearly fully subservient
>>9830138I'm starting to learn that I'd probably just fuck it up massively. There are a lot better artists out there, even in MLPG
>>9830183>twilight failing at somethingI don't see how it could possibly not be real.
>>9829923According to paheal's index, MLP has the third highest amount of Rule 34 material on their site:Pokemon - 59,027 items of pornTouhou - 37,699MLP:FIM - 27,545The next highest is DC comics with 20,520.So, yeah. Considering the size of the various fandoms, MLP has far and away the highest amount of porn production per fan.
>>9830183but the finaleshe flew pretty fast
>>9830191I think it's mostly the nose
1. The Incredibles2. Ratatouille3. The first half of Wall-E4 through 11. everything else999999999. Cars99999999999999999. Cars 2
>>9830209This is strangly arousing even though I had something like this happen to me before and it was horrible
>>9830221>porkymanwhy i laugh
>mfw I'm >>9828866 and >>9829086>>9830130I KNOW YOUR TRUE NAMEbut yeah, what the fuck kind of cutie mark is that? Mine was honestly a cop-out.
>>9830183>season that airs later than all previous seasons>animation starts two months earlier than the animation for the earliest season>animation starts before Voice recording is doneAnon pls
>>9829752looks like a classic case of le epic meme geek nerd parents forcing their shit on their children.
>>9830209Are you telling me that she rubs her butt in my face until I cum in my pants? Because that is almost impossible. She must have an impossible ass.
>>9830221If there's one thing neckbeards are good at it's generating pornography.
How do ponies deal with boners in public?
>>9830238Move Ratatouille up to #1 and it's a dealWait what's wrong with the 2nd half of Walle?
>>9830257I'm guessing most of the VA work for S4 is done by now.
>>9830238I didn't like the incredibles
>>9830223I'm hoping that was "falling with style". It's my sincere hope that the Season 4 opener starts with Twilicorn gliding out of Canterlot Castle straight into a tree.
>>9830213Twilight should also become smaller and skinnier.
>>9830183>Twilight has wings and can Fly
>>9830280The first half is way better.
>>9830183"Fake" implies whoever made it is trying to pass it off as something actually from S4. HT isn't. It's only people from the fandom who somehow got that idea.
>>9830221I love it when the porn aspect of the fandom surfaces in mainstream media and a brony tries to deny it.
>>9830276They don't, being ashamed of your body is a human invention.
>>9830189Fuck, I really have to finish Renne and Saffron in the future. I'll try next week.
>>983021598% of art is fucking it up, though.Besides, how hard can it be to slap some armor on him? You already know how the royal guards look, unless you want to make it fancy.
>>9830260I wore a star wars shirt when I was little. Kids love star wars
>>9830183She still looks a bit larger than Rainbow Dash. I guess she's never going to be small again.
>>9830302I guess so, but I loved the ending and oddly the credits were awesome, too.
>>9830135>>9830100AT's protagonists are nowhere near as sexy as Bravest Warrior's are, though
>>9830271She sits on your lap and grinds your dick, you can resist for a while but she'll win eventually.
>>9830306>Oh shit I'm sorry
>>9830271>faceNo, dangus.>>she grinds back into your boner but doesn't say anything
>>9830183why are her wings so much bigger than RD's or FS's?
>>9830285They are still recording. Remember that recent tweet from AKR.
>>9830296Yes thismaybe even a little youngerjust a little
>>9830193everything is just shapes
>>9830221>The next highest is DC comics with 20,520.That should really be split up, as that's not a single franchise, but several.
>>9830221I think it has to do with the fact that pony porn is so easy to drawIf it's porn it will most likely end up there, no matter how good or bad it is. And the whole ask-blogs thing that has been going on for quite a while has probably contributed a lot to that number of pony porn
>>9829803>>9829893>"Is that the clicker in your pocket, or are you just that glad to see me?" She says, grinding harder>Suddenly the TV mutes and the channels flick around randomly >"Oh...."
>>9830326I-Is that a rest stop?
>>9830329Wall-e is my #1 movie of all time
>>9830306>my daddy always told me not to be ashamed of our dicks
>>9830257You have to keep in mind they didn't used any voice clip from S4, and it's not like the animators can't just make a 2 seconds clip with assets they already have.
>>9830276They masturbate by slapping it against their belly until they blow a quick load, then go back to business as usual.
Twilicorn must die
>>9830343>>9830336The original thing said "motorboating" and I guess I lost track of things.That makes more sense.
>>9830255>somebody here has the same IRL name as meWhoa that's crazy.>>9830296But the whole point of part of the story is that Twilight surrenders her knowledge and magic for beauty, making her completely subservient to Trixie while getting dumber and bustier, while Trixie grows stronger.Though the beginning of the story is supposed to imply Trixie had already been making Twilight smaller and skinnier.
>>9830344because she is a princess?
>>9830276They quickly find a mare to help them get rid of it. The mare doesn't dare make a fuss, or else everyone will see what's really happening.Just like a Japanese schoolgirl riding packed train.
>>9830383>LEL I POSTED IT AGAIN
Twily flying ruins part of her special powers and uniqueness.She can teleport. This was cool. This was unique.
>>9830383>Green faced anonymous guys>Wearing bag masksI think someone missed the point.
>>9830349Shorter and skinnier and plainer.Until she looks like a four foot tall 12 year old girl.And Trixie is like a six foot five goddess with an ample figure.
>>9830383Don't cut yourself too hard on those edges
>>9830391STOP REMINDING ME
>>9830208Something that say....Leather Daddy?
Why aren't you streaming? Don't you want to have fun?
i came across this video and find out the girl in it is a brony.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Wl9y3SIPt7o>"I've met this woman at a convention in Corpus Christi, Texas. Her name is Hillary Adams and she's amazing! She's a very happy person and a very talented piano player. She dressed as Vinyl Scratch and played a video game melody on her keyboard which was absolutely beautiful. Seeing this just makes my heart crumble to see such a lively, happy person being abused like this."
>>9830392>Twilight and Rarity are standing out front of SugarCube Corner just having a conversation>Suddenly an Anxious stallion mounts Rarity while she's mid conversation>She just keeps talking to Twilight
>>9830379And they would do it for Hot Topic who somehow received the script for S4 when the comic editor how is very close and often talks with Hasbro didn't even know about Twilycorn...Yes makes total sense...
>>9830389hey we're brainstorming more ideas for your fic are you getting any of this?please write
>>9830183I think Twilight with her wings is adorable.Hope it doesn't come at the cost of having a poor season though.
>>9830432I think you linked the wrong video anon
>>9830389Well, I'll forgive your lack of beauty-sapping because you included the mind-draining stuff which is probably at least in my top five things I like.
>>9830156Sexual frustration that anon backed out last second.>>9830233Too bulbous?
>>9830208>A cutie mark of a tanning vat.
>>9830459YES ANDREW RYAN
>>9830416>more than a 2 foot height difference>completely servile to Trixie unf
>>9830459Reagan.>>9830452Yes I am getting all of this.>>9830464But what's on the top of your list?
>>9830466>Too bulbous?I think so, I like my snouts small and round on ponies. Just my oponion though.
>>9830482Would you kindly shut the fuck up
>>9830459A handful of names mean 'little king.' Ryan is one of them. Nanaki's name is Reagan though.
>>9828666I was named after the late Layne Staley of Alice in Chains. My cutiemark would probably be..........pic related.
>>9830482IS A ANON NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS UNFS
>>9830391Will Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy get bigger wings when they're princesses?
>>9830438BUT WHAT IF SHE GETS PREGNANT!?!?!?!?!?!!?
>>9830494I don't have a "top". Just a cloud. Mind stuff is always near the very top of the cloud, but it all floats around.
>>9830463the girl in the video is who they are talking about showing up at brony conventions
>>9830512why would somebody name their kid that, though? It seems counterintuitive and kinda condescending. not to mention a bitch to think of cutie marks for
>>9830209>>9830098>>9830065>>9829839>>9829803>>9829757I like thinking if Vinyl were human, she'd be a Scandinavian - Icelandic, Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, something like that... an she'd be really cavalier about sex. She fucks you because she's horny and/or bored, but isn't interested in a relationship in any sense, and asks why you're still there the next morning.
>>9830561You have a shitty headcanon IMO
>>9830534IS AN APPLEDAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS GRAMMAR ERRORS
>>9830526This is the greatest thing I have ever seen
>>9830561>an she'd be really cavalier about sex. She fucks you because she's horny and/or bored, but isn't interested in a relationship in any sense, and asks why you're still there the next morning.Well, sheesh, I don't want that at all.
>>9830543Stallions usually chose unicorns to relieve themselves since they can just magically remove the embryo.
Hypothetical.If you were being pursued by twilight who is actively trying to mindrape you into submission, would you try to resist it?inb4 "twiafu fags are up to it again"
>>9830580"NO," SAID DARF, "THEY BELONG TO THE PEOPLE"
>>9830559I think the number of people who pick names they like the sound outnumbers those that pick names based on what they mean.
>>9830559You just have Ronald Reagan as your cutie mark, anon.
>>9830055>Research my second name>Means 'God is good'>Last name means 'Angel of light'>I'm atheistCelestia's going to love me
>>9830590BUT THATS MURDER
>>9830588>>9830579I never claimed it was good.Although I like to think it means free sex if she's in the mood - just don't expect her to get attached to you.
>>9830438>Rarity breaks out in a sweat and her legs start shaking>Twilight asks if she's okay>Rarity says it's nothing, even as the stallion thrusts away
My penus hurt
>>9830602No, struggling only results in damage and painI would let it happen and hope that she has good intentions
>>9830619B-but I do want her attached to me
>>9830617Ponybortion is perfectly legal in Equestria
>>9830622masturbate to feel better
>>9830602I would try to resist. Mind rape is, as I said, near one of my favorite things, but my love for the pink one is stronger. I could only hope that she'd protect me.
Thanks Forbes, I really required this information.
>>9830602I'd just submit and hope she doesn't mind rape meI want to enjoy it
>>9830606"NO", SAID ASPIRANT, "THEY BELONG TO MLPG"
>>9830609But Reagan's not my name...>>9830512
>>9830612fedora atheist bronies report in
>>9830622Go to the doctor.
>>9830561>an she'd be really cavalier about sex. She fucks you because she's horny and/or bored, but isn't interested in a relationship in any sense, and asks why you're still there the next morning.Am I the only one who wants this?
>>9830617>implying all life is equally valuable
>>9830658"NO," SAID GYSPYMAGIC, "THEY BELONG ME"
>>9830590>Fluttershy walks to Twilight's Library>"Uh, Twilight, I need your help...">"Got mounted again?">She nods>"Ugghhhh">Twilight charges her horn and points it at Fluttershy's belly
>>9830561How good is she at sucking cock
>>9830685"UNF" SAID ANON, DEM APPLE HIPS
>>9830602HuMANLY instincts tells me to smash her hornBut my fetish is to be turned into a hollow slutty slave for Twily
>>9830668>Only one anon is interested in sexually promiscuous and casual Scratch.>She is forced into monogamy with him.OH THE IRONY.
>>9830561>>9830668I'd let Vinyl make me a cavalier if you know what I mean
>>9828666>little kingWell shit, I'm short already
>>9830612Congrats Anon, you're the new God.
>>9830619what about being friends?
>>9830514so fucking jelly
>>9830659RONALD REAGAN IS YOUR CUTIE MARK
>>9830547Welp, just proves that I was right all along. Out of control brat making outbursts for attention goes to the one place you can get more attention than the front page of lelddit.>'WAAAAH MY DADDY BEAT ME FOR NO RAISIN'He beat you because you were out of fucking control and refused to follow the fucking rules time and fucking time again. Oh course he beat you 'just for using the internet', you were fucking grounded from it for the fifteen thousandth time.Jesus christ, people today...
>>9830688>Being a Twaifufag when you could be a Celestiafag
>>9830661Do these people caption these themselves or is it just something people on 4chan do "for the lulz"?
>>9830712>ANOTHER ONEwhat the fuck
>>9830649That chick. I remember her site writes some really shitty fluff pieces on "Nerd culture" garbage.Ignore it. Trashy tabloid.
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>9830724>Have Reagan Cutie mark>get mounted my stallions all the time>It's really trickling down!
>>9830602I'd fight and win.My mind won't be a pony's play thing.
>>9830739So for shits and giggles, can we all be Andrew Ryan pull some Infinite bullshit
>>9830738this picture isn't from 4chan. It's from that other website that must not be named.
>>9830738>Do these people caption these themselves or is it just something people on 4chan do "for the lulz"?Parody of /r/atheism. These are posts from there, and the images are of the type of people who do frequent those boards.
>out of curiosity, check the etymological meaning of my last name>"One who is friend to all"Well, shit, guess I'm in the right place.
>>9830649She gets paid to write this shit. That's her job, think about that for a while.
>>9830482A MAN CHOOSESA SLAVE UNFS
>>9830724FUCK THAT SHIT>>9830753Pffffft
>>9830632"It's just sex, Anon. You're good, but c'mon, we both have lives, hey? I've got no time for a boyfriend or anything. But if I'm in the mood when I get back from this set, maybe we keep fooling around a bit?">>9830721"Yeah - friends who fuck sometimes. I like we keep it like this."
>>9830757That's a very nice thought anon.A very nice one indeed.
>>9830738It's impossible to tell when.That image is from the fedora tumblr though, it could go either way.
when you say my option is to be raped by a horse are you talking about the fun enjoyable rape where everyone has a good time or the kind of rape that requires you to go to the hospital after and scars you for life.
>>9828666Etymology of first name: the delivererEtymology of last name: exaltedI am a GOD!
>>983075310/10 postI haven't laughed this hard in days
Well what do you think?Did I shoot 6 Pinkies, or only 5?You feelin' lucky, Pink?
>>9830778>friend of allladies and gentlemen,pinkie pie
>>9830645There are a few possibilities here.1) Twilight bombards both you AND pinkie with magical brain stuff until you are BOTH her slaves.2) Pinkie is in cahoots with Twilight, doesn't really care about you, and helps her to make you into her love slave.3) Pinkie really does have some extra special powers and keeps you safe from Twilight's magic.I'm going to be honest here, anon. Number two sounds most likely. I'm so sorry.
>>9830793DID I JUST START AN ERPFUCKI'm going to sleepGOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY
>>9830793Sounds good to meand I might give her butt a playful slap
>>9830828the good kind of horse rape, with delicious candy horse semen and post coital cuddling
>>9830727>of course he beat youThis is why america is doomed
>>9830728I recognize some of those posts
>>9830840>AJ is the hottest one>the FS looks like a dudeWHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPENALWAYSWHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>9830828I'm talking about the special kind of rape that leaves me with a blank mind and the only thing I feel in life is being a victim of magical mindbreaking rape
>>9830778>check my last name>it's confused with a latin name way back in ye olden times>check that one>it means 'life'I don't understand but alright
>>9830837Damnedest thing is that my family used to run a candy store...
>>9830841Good night.Just answering the way I figure she would. So, no, it's not technically an RP yet, but it's no less pathetic.
>>9830838N-NO! NO!YOU ARE WRONG!PINKIE LOVES ME. SHE WOULDN'T LET ME BECOME TWILIGHT'S SLUT!
>>9830872Tex pls, get your waifu away from my waifu.
>>9830840That Dash has no butt
>>9830836>tfw your name is clint
>>9830881>family runs a candy store>not a farmyou were so close, too
>i have the same first name as nanakii guess there is no point in fighting it, where do i go to pick up my fursuit now.
>>9830829HEY ELROYI DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOUR LAST NAME IS.FIRST NAMECUTIE MARKFINAL DESTINATION
>>9830895but Rainbow pon and Apple pon are frens
>>9830896just like the real Dash!
>>9830840Half those cosplay chicks don't watch the show.
MLPG Draws when?
>>9830828The kind that is unwanted and can't be fought off, and is made all the worst when your body betrays you and orgasms under the pony's forced ministrations
>>9830895I don't have a waifu. I have no clue what you're talking about.
>>9830753the joke escapes me.
>>9830917Who cares? They look good while doing it.
>>9830753>>9830724>Tex decrees my cutie mark is Reagan>excessive cum fetish>this postGood end
>>9830882well alrightI'll stayI shouldn't have posted that butt
>>9830840>Rarara is tubby but ponka isn'tNo sir, I don't like it
>>9830888>Hee hee, he's all yours, Twily!
>>9830912>implying Dash wouldent have the second best butt of the 6
>>9830904>not making your own
>>9830897Spike is a cool dude.
>>9830936Reagan Trickle Down Economics Semen trickling down leg
>>9830937Doesn't mean I don't like yours, Dash
>>9830412Being able to fly doesn't necessarily have to nerf Twilight's teleportation ability. She just has to use it more creatively. Maybe she could learn to fly by teleporting up into the air and then gliding like a flying squirrel.
>>9830935But isnt it Rainbow Dash?
>>9828666Alexander, 'warrior'Pretty fucking cool.
>>9830937It's all good, Dash. I like me some toned ass.
>>9830983Celestia can fly but teleports all the time
>>9830878>check my last name>it means "Pear Tree">mfw my cutie mark would most likely be a goddamn pear
>>9830973If thats an ass then every crack in the sidewalk is a canyon.
>>9830984>They look good
>>9830917>mfw i draw tons of cartoon character fanart without having seen the shows at all
>>9830850>Sometimes she brings another guy or girl home>Sometimes they just fuck>Sometimes they invite you to join in>Sometimes she brings them home because she figured they were your type.
>>9830904Well at least you don't have my last name.
>>9830888>PINKIE LOVES ME. SHE WOULDN'T LET ME BECOME TWILIGHT'S SLUT!Who do you think compelled Twilight to turn you into a slut?
>>9830896this one has
>>9831015You're part of the problem.Become part of the solution.
>>9831009Pear Blossom was the first acceptable OC.
Should I get my unf spayed
>>9830778>check last name>means "journey" and "daring, brave"oh boy
>>9831036Why don't we fantasize about women cosplaying as ponies?That can actually occur.
>>9831036what the fuck is that square thing at the end of her shorts on her right thigh?
>>9830852>child has an outburst for the thousandth time>won't respond to anything elseI never got the belt for the same reason twice. It works, europansy.
>>9831031NNNNnnnnno! She wouldn't do that! SHE'S A NICE PONY! I LOVE HER!
>>9830971>implying that ever turns out well, unless you already have experience in costume making
You better fucking finish that Twixie fic soon Nanaki. I need that shit last week.
>>9831065do you eat a lot of bananas?
>>9831074I dunnomaybe a PHONE?
>>9831022fuck yeah, best bro/fuck-buddy ever!dibs on the ass. I'm an ass-man through and through
>>9831080>"What a horrible mistake I have made"
>>9831036She's pushing her hips back and up to make it look big, if she stood up straight it'd be flat.
>>9831078Of course you love herAnd now you always will. Forever and ever.
>>9831074Maybe a mark where she edited out some cellulite in Photoshop.
>>9831080Good god, The Burdened has spawn.
>>9831075There's a difference between discipline and blatant sociopathy.It's abuse and there isn't actually any way to get around that fact, I'm very sorry.
>>9830934>Twilight pounces on you and restrains you with her magic>You try so hard to break free but her magic is too strong>She gently licks your neck and rubs her crotch against yours>She then plays around with your head a bit, making you a bit more horny and bit more acceptable of the situation>She keeps doing this to you until you want to do nothing but fuck her.
>>9831050theres way too many shows and a billion animes i would have to watchi dont like watching anime just drawing the girls
>>9831080Is that a girl?Looks like a girl autist. They have no sex drives. Usually identify with nature.Real life Fluttershy
>>9831080Is that the luna version of the burdened?
>>9831101I'm not talking about there>>9831131Probably
>>9831073Because all it takes is a single flaw for people to claim the cosplayer is unattractive
>>9831142>Then she's not restraining you to prevent you from escaping, but because she likes to watch you struggle
>>9831122Let me tell you something: If it was Pinkie trying to rape my mind, and ONLY IF IT WAS PINKIE, I honestly don't think I'd be all that objectionable. Am I pathetic for giving a fictional horse so much power over me?
>>9831154>i dont like watching anime just drawing the girls
>>9831174what in the world?
>>9831174She taped down the switch to her vibrator
>>9831156>implying Fluttershy doesn't have a sex drive
>>9831174Well duhIt's her cutie mark
>>9831135>There's a difference between discipline and blatant sociopathy.There sure is, and you can't seem to find it.
>>9831174Small singular cut.
>>9831213She looks like she's just sleeping anonDoesnt make it any less hot
I want a pony butt.
i would get brony convention sex from this dash
>>9831213She doesn't need one. You can rape her all you want and she'll never say anything.
>>9831251I want a whole pony.
>>9831213I imagine her having no sex drive personally.
>>9831156FS is probably the most sexually frustrated of the mane 6.
>>9831188What a delectably sexually devious thought, I need to fap now.
>>9831174cutter detectedBONER LOSTAVOID AVOID AVOID
Day 564/13/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,923 (Running Total: 353,556)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 27,711 (Running Total: 1,494,953)Some shitposting more than usual today it looked like, but still a rather fast day with a lot of posts.Potentially a look at S4... but we'll see as time progresses.
>>9831135>>9831075>>9830852>HOW TO TELL ABUSE FROM DISCIPLINE: THE EASY WAY>If you hit the child for a reason relating to their welfare - to deter them from behavior that could put them in danger, for example - and do so only in such situations, it's discipline>If you hit the child for reasons that have nothing to do with the child, regardless of whether the child actually misbehaved or not, or because you just enjoy hurting them, it's abuse.Now shut up.
>>9831274Under the seaaaa
>>9831262Are AJ's freckles fake?
>>9831238You have no evidence that any of them have sex drives except for rarara technically.
>>9831296Yeah, I think he ears are too actually
>>9831257LK, I love you.
>>9831299>rararaNothing gets my blood boiling more than this stupid name. Maybe I'm autistic.
>>9831296Yeah, real freckles are ugly.
>>9831262>stripper heelsFucking dropped.
>>9831281New definition: If you hit the child, it's abuse.It's 2013. You don't get to hit children anymore. I'm sorry that your parents hit you.
>>9831318Anon, you're ugly for thinking that
>>9831189Yes, it is patheticPinkie would want you to at least put up a struggle. That's were the fun is.
>>9831325Spanking/slapping a child on its wrist != abuseBeating the shit out of your kid until he/she bruises is. There is a huge fucking difference.
>>9831332I want to shave those tails and nibble those docks
>>9831274>20,000 boops under the sea and no one can hear your screams.
>>9831325You shouldn't have to hit your kid in the first place if you're a halfway decent parent. Physical force is a sign of poor parenting.
>>9831281He beat a disabled child. There cannot be any justification for that.
>>9831346I like you even more
>>9831332>those fleshy things leading into their tail
>>9831372I like to think that's how she says her own name when she's drunk
>>9831343I hope you die in your sleep, slut.
>>9831317I know. rara is so much better
>>9831366She turned out to be a slut anyways.
>>9831317Take it easy, bruh. There's no reason to be this mad.
>>9831321I'd like to see you do better.
>>9831349Oh I'd struggle. I'd do my best to resist and break free of her glorious pink mind spell. But it would just be for fun.If she knows I love her so, why would she even NEED to break my mind?
>>9831346WHAT'S IN THE GLASS?
>>9831317>Maybe I'm autistic.Nah you just take ponies a tad too seriously is all. It happens.
>>9831367Oh yeah, just like that
>>9831389You can't possibly choke anyone with a penis THAT small.
>>9831357Well, shit, why didn't you mention that in the first place?
>>9831385real horses have them. It's what allows them to flick their tail.
>>9831325You really shouldn't be hitting kids. It's not hard to just raise them and discipline them without it.If they kid is super spazzy, they might actually have something.
I liked Atryl's footjob pic
>>9831397I bet you would, friend.
>>9831385>not liking tail docksnigga you gay as fuck
>>9830983This movie explains the wing thing the besthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWIJPe912icSkip to 2:20
>>9831385The term is "dock", anon.
>>9831275That pony butt is unripe
>>9831367I like you even more
>>9831393that pic gets me so rock hard
>>9831439>footjobgonna need a link
>>9831426I wasn't the guy you were talking to initially. I just saw you make an absolute statement. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
>>9831462I like the Celestia one more
>>9831364Or of a shitty kid. No matter what you do they can always turn out to be an asshole for almost no reason.
>>9831262I'd give that Pinkie the dick.
>>9831262you have some shit taste
>>9831446I love that video so much
>>9831422My dick isn't small.It's average.7.4 inchesR-r-ight?
>>9831366That doesn't mean people who spank their kids when they misbehave are bad parents.
>>9831470holy shit just look him up on paheal
>>9831442Have you ever drawn People ponies?
>>9830438>>9830620>>9830694I'm assuming that this idea has been used before. The idea that ponies view sex much differently than us. In their society, it would just be considered a normal thing, being mounted and fucked on a regular basis. All the participants are just casual through it all, all the time until the stallion cums. You know, like holding a casual conversation while being earnestly fucked from behind and trying to control your body as it gets closer to orgasm. Pic unrelated.
>>9831433It kinda is. It's not until, say, maybe 19 when they can actually start to think straight? Until then the only things they really understand are 'oh boy I got a dollar because I did that' or 'ow fuck I did that and got hit with a switch better not do it again'
>>9831491Maybe it's because you're beating them. Hitting a kid does nothing but make them fear and hate you.
>>9831502thats really above average. Average is closer to 6"
>>9831452>same picture I have>same filenameDID YOU JUST BECOME NIGGAS
>tfw the only good Mayor Mare ask blog is ded>tfw the only Ms. Harshwhinny blog is text only
>>9828666>The Greek word Χριστιανός (Christianos)—meaning "follower of Christ"—comes from Χριστός (Christos)—meaning "anointed one"—with an adjectival ending borrowed from Latin to denote adhering to, or even belonging to, as in slave ownership. In the Greek Septuagint, christos was used to translate the Hebrew מָשִׁיחַ (Mašíaḥ, messiah), meaning "[one who is] anointed." In other European languages, equivalent words to 'Christian' are likewise derived from the Greek, such as 'Chrétien' in French and 'Cristiano' in Spanish.Uh.
>>9831449I want to lick Celestia's dock.
>>9831257who drew this
>>98315022 inches longer than average. I think you're deliberately doing this in every thread because you're insecure.
>>9831360>The MLPG sub floats in the dark ocean of piss, unnoticed and unwanted >All that can be heard is the loamsome echo of its sonar>"Boop.......boop.......boop......boop...."
>>9831541I want to lick Celestia's dick and taste her pre, which I'm sure would taste like sugar and sunshine.
>>9831526Do you even remember the first 18 years of your life, or were you just some kind of exceptionally idiotic kid?
>the new equestria girls info confirms the ponies will meet with their anthro selves this is a little creepy that they are completely different and separate beings. im not sure if this is better or worse.
>>9831398Because if you really loved her, you would give her everythingEvery bit of you
>>9831502Suuuuuuuuuuuuure it is *SNRRRK*
>>9831553That's pretty nice other than the fact Dash has a cock
>>9831546>faglords posting how huge their dick is>on the internetGee, I fucking wonder
>>9831526You were a really dumb kid.
>mfw i found out that some horses actually have tail extensions
How amazing. David Willis is getting in another white-knight fight over representation of women in comics.http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/47924766604/quintus5-xekstrin-lizawithazed
>>9831410How do I know if I'm ponying too seriously?
>>9831446I love that video.
>>9831528Until you grow up and realize you were being a little shit and then talk over a beer with dear old dad at a tittybar. Lern2growingup.
>>9831449Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "What's up doc?"
>>9831585You mean to say Fluttershy is among the worst offenders?I KNEW IT
>>9831479>Juice boxThis is fucking awful
>>9831568Alright alright, I'd give. She's got it. She's got my brain and my heart and my body.What would she even do with me, anon?
I tried thing. I can't thing anymore. Gotta go to bed.
>Leth is actually continuing his entries>Day 56>mfw
>>9831594You have some serious Stockholm syndrome, how often did you get beat?
>>9831502Mine is 4.5 inches.
>>9831589If you get upset at something that isnt all that big a deal in the first place.
Whats the average penis size for a pony?
>>9831633Looks really great, feels sleepy.
>>9831642That means you can fuck twice as fast.
>>9831589If you're upset that Twilight is now a pretty alicorn princess.
>>9831633>I have 12 boners for Hiatus pone
>>9831594the video is years old. the update now is the daughter is gone and has no relationship with her father.
>>9831103>"Hey, Anon - this is Johanna. We were gonna get naked and screw around a bit - you wanna join us? Grab some condoms and meet us in my room, yeah?">When she's out of sight, she nudges you and mutters in your ear.>"She told me she likes getting fucked in the ass. And if the feels I was copping in the back room of that club were anything to go by, she's got a nice one, too."
>>9831565Same as everyone else. Children simply do not understand things like responsibility or priorities.
>>9831633Why is her cutie mark ded?
Gotta say he makes it look good
>>9831566Where did you see this?
>child abuse discussion
>>9831642You don't have to worry about it, because you won't be having sex until you hit your mid 30s and women realize that they better get shacked up soon before they're stuck alone for the rest of their lives, and look for a timid guy who won't stand up to them to get married to.
>>9831633You just need to drink some coffee,soda or take adderall and do thing harder
>>9831633I like thing!
>>9831674>Children simply do not understand things like responsibility or priorities.>tfw I still don't
>>9831594My father was and is an abusive alcoholic. I have no frame of reference for whether or not your brand of "mild" abuse "works" or not, I only know that I could not harm my child the way that I was.
>>9831682It's hiatus pone
>>9831514It's easy for stallions to get their fix, but its pretty hard for stallions to casually get their rocks off. They have to go through the trouble of crawling underneath a stallion, tease him out of his sheath, and somehow impale themselves.
>>9831713What happens to hiatus pone when hiatus ends?
>>9831686He's lying.There's some info in Germeny about Equestria Girls toys coming this summer thereOne of them has the description of Girl doll with pony
>>9831718So I will never be able to live up to pony expectations.
>>9831494>that girl>having cerebral palsyagain; my fucking ass she did. No paralysis + no speech impediment = not cerebral palsy. Just one massive case of being a stupid fucking child.
>>9831540Your cutie mark is an Icthys. Well done.
>>9831701Nah. Thing tomorrow. Sleep now.
>>9831700>implying I ever want to be in a relationship
>>9831673NiiiiiceBet it's not as good as yours though
>Jay's "drive" has reached around $2000
>>9831685What the fuck.I always thought black bronies were some sort of legend, like bigfoot or a successful communist state.
>>9831526You have no experience with children I see. I work with them. Most of them are really good. Some are spazzy. Most respond to just orders, simple punishment and rewards. Few kids genuinely want to be "bad".
>>9831722>stallions to casually get their rocks off.I assume you mean mares?What if there's just a certain spot in town where ponies meet for that kind of thing.Like by the fountain.
>>9831730She waits for the next hiatus.
>>9831747how big are you
>>9831754Not even with a pony?
>>9831623Anything she wants~
>>9831587I don't understand this argument... If you say a man wants to be a muscular good looking tough guy like in those funny books, then wouldn't a woman also want to be a 'sexy' and good looking like comics as well?
>>9831553>atryl has been getting into futa a lot recentlynot a huge fan of his dicks but i cant be too picky with my futagirl horsecock porn
>>9831763Don't fucking remind me, anon.
>>9831730She snuggles with Furnace Pony in the basement.
lots of people talking about dick sizenobody actually posting pics
>>9831700> it's okay, you'll get the dregs!I assume this man doesn't want to be a baby-spigot to someone desperate at 30.If he doesn't, I would suggest he get some pretty neat hobbies in the meantime.
>>9831763It got taken down when it reached $700
>>9831685The few black cosplayers I've seen are pretty good, at least compared to what the average looks like
>>9831754The good thing about that is you can be controlling and emotionally abusive to take out your years of sexual frustration and anger on women as a whole.
>>9831730She goes back into the mirror pond.
>>9831769I have plenty of experience with kids. I hate them.
>>9831649But I'm always upset. Not just at ponies either>>9831669I didn't like Twilight before and I don't like her now
>>98315871. Who is David Willis?2. Why should we care?3. How is this ponies?4. Western comics are incredibly niche, and almost entirely shit, so no sane person should really care.Does Willis write/draw pony comics?
>>9831783Well now that's a whole other thing.
>>9831686>>9831566its on all the brony news sites. the discription of the EQG toys says they come with the pony version and they are best friends
>>9831802Because we're not /soc/, faggot.
>>9831730she goes into hibernation
>>9831810He's taking donations via Paypal now
maybe I should draw some pony porn.
>>9831831>But I'm always upset.Well there ya go anon. You need a heavy dose of CHILL
>>9831787Women are slowly absolving themselves of personal responsibility for any of their actions through feminism.
>>9831786She's got it~
>>9831760>"Oh, stop the flattery, you're already getting TWO pussies tonight, yeah?"
>>9831787You forget, that's all The Patriarchy (TM). Women shouldn't be sexy, they should be butch! But also sexy, because otherwise it's erasure of the feminine! It implies that women can't enter and succeed in "male" spaces!Really it's Walky trying to keep up appearances as the ultimate Tumblr savior of women in comics.
>>9831850Make it Rarilane.
>>9831812I can confirm that those calculations are correctAlso Zebras have smaller dicks on average than horses. So you gouys could probably please Zecora
>you will never swallow a pony's mucus
>>9831765I've seen a few.
>>9831850You should, get like 2k in less than a couple of days like >>9831763
>>9831812I will forevermore love the thought and care taken in this analysis.
>>9831849THEN IT'S NOT A DRIVEIT'S JUST PEOPLE GIVING HIM MONEY F