Alright, we all know what we want for Season 4, but what do you want to see in the comics? Keep in mind that since the comic has much more freedom compared to the show so they can do much more with it.Personally, something like a world tour tour event would be a great idea for the comics to develop Equestria in a large way.
>>9820987>>9820987>>9820987KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
Less adventuring, more cute ponies doing more or less normal things.That's what attracted me to the show in the first place. The Chrysalis arc and Nightmare thing have had their moments, but it's just not the same.Also the pacing could use some work at times, it just jumps all over the place with what goes on in every single panel.
I liked how they handled adventure on the comics, like that anon said, the comics have a little more liberty to add adventure to the comic, and they can balance it pretty well with the artsyle, being cute and detailed sometimes.
Everyone who post under this line will not go to Equestria when they die.____________________________
Comc is better for adventuran.
>>9822458That's what the Big Mac comic might end up being.But personally, I don't mind it if the comic decides to do something different compared to the show. It gives it its unique flavor and stand on its own.Plus it still has cute ponies acting cute. Just look at pank most of the time.
The Big Mac comic is one of the things I wanted to see. Let's give all of those characters who can't main an episode their own comic. The world tour is a good idea, as would be a few books set in Equestrian history.But I do want some issues to feel like the show too. It's helping with hiatus quite a bit.
>>9822630That's what the Micro Series is supposed to do.I definitely saw it in Dash's comic, but the execution was horrendous.
>>9822519>implying I want toImagine I keep the same body I had when I died. What now?
So wait, is the rarity minicomic out?
>>9822674No, comes out this Wednesday I think.
>>9822674Next week i believe.And this is probably the first time I'm buying multiple comics just for the covers. they all look great so far. Except the Sibsy cover. that one looks pretty meh.
>>9822796They flipped the release dates, presumably because of the leak. This week is higher quality issue #6, next week is the Rarity micro.
>>9822809Man, if I didn't know better I'd say that could be a cover for a Playcolt or something. Rarity looks pretty unf in it.
>>9822918Calm down, marker, we'll move here when the other thread is finished.
>>9822988But the shitposter is still at it! It's hard to ignore the posts when you got a tiny screen and his dumb links fills up the page.
>>9823010Filter links to those posts, duh
I'm not so sure about the Big Mac stuff, never particularly liked him.But a world tour arc could be kickass, sign me up. Also, am I the only one that really didn't 'get' the RD micro? The writing was very odd, but I can't tell if it's one of those cases where it's 2smart4me or if it was just poorly done.
>>9823023Nah, I'm just gonna leave, I think. I keep coming back to give myself a chance, but It's not really that fun anymore. Pic sums up my thoughts.
>>9823045it's very much the latter. felt awkward and filled with references and memes out the ass. I could see it as an episode on the show, but not the way it was handled.
>>9823082You're going to let one guy that keeps resetting his router fuck with you?Man, you're terrible at this stuff.
>>9823109>that feel when the gremlins in that comic were the same damn thing as changelings
>>9823112No, it's far from being the most annoying thing in here. It's more the act of shitposting that bothers me. But, I don't know... The general is just losing its appeal for me lately. I guess I just wanted to say that to someone.
>>9823204Man I don;t even remember them. What did they do?
>>9823109Never read it. How much maymays were there?
>>9823301Okay, goodbye forever gentle Anonymous, we'll miss you but you won't miss us.
>>9823109The guy is very smart and a well-regarded indie writer, but only watching a handful of the RD episodes in isolation like he did, you're not going to totally "get" the show.
>>9823387>writing for the comic>not watching all the episodesultra faggot
>>9823417This nigga has a point.
>>9823387I'm more interested in the Pinkie issue. The writer certainly knows her and what she does on the show.
>>9823204Nah, Changelings feed off love, Gremlins feed off hate
First of all I want the comics to be kept in the timeline before the S3 finale but after episodes like SiP.Forever.Or, since the comics will probably outlive the show, I want whoever's in charge to change Twilight back. Make it somehow into a story. It can be done if the editor won't be a fan and decide to change other people's work. I mean Joe Quesada didn't like MJ and changed what Lee and other had done.
>>9823591yeah, it's a licensed comic so don't bet on that happening.
>>9823631But all the Alicorn bullshit is just for their hot new toys.There're going to be other MLP generations. That means the comics may be free to do what they want.Same thing with Transformers. There are no G1 toys but they're still releasing comics with G1 characters. When all the merch is just the comics and not toys maybe they can have more creative freedom.
>>9823771Maybe way down the line. But as long as FIM is still popular and the current generation, IdW can't really go crazy with it.
SAVE ME MLPG BACKUP
can pones defeat the pillarmen
Night thread is soon to be here.Let's waifu early.Post 'em.
well at least this backup thread is slightly less retarded
>>9823903>waifufagging a background ponySure is brony time in here.
>>9823918They make the best waifus anonDidn't you get the memo?
>>9823952Oh hey, thanks for posting my waifu.
>>9823952I...I didn't...oh man I feel so bad now...
>>9823964is she okay?
>>9823952That is a pretty pony
>>9823952I bet Rose is a nice.Why does it physically pain me to know I'll never meet her.
>>9823987What if she isn't?
I take it someone linked this one?
Why do pones always show their buttswhy do they want to get rutted so bad
i have no idea what's going on with the threads right now but how would you hold pon?
>>9823995>being a pedophile
>>9823995c-can we have a threesome?
>>9824014with my human hand
>>9824003Could you tell?
>>9824014With two hands, like you would a baby
>>9824014Like a cat.
>>9824014By the base of their tail and rump and other hand somewhere along their shoulder.
>>9824014it's just a raid by schoolkiddies>>9824024>tryign to start shit againand you can fuck right off
>>9824014I'd carry her on my back piggy back style. At all times.I'd have the stronkest back ever
>>9823971Step away from the flower horse anon.
>>9824014Depends on how she would like it?One of my cats likes to be held with her paws on my shoulder while the other likes to be held upside-down like a baby.
>>9824014However she wants to be held.
>>9824044No need to take everything so seriously.
Should I delete the last thread?
>>9824073Deleting never helps, Anonymous.
>>9824073No. Let the shitposters shitpost. Removing that thread forces them to move into the new one.
>>9824073nah, let him keep spamming itthe longer he stays there, the longer this one lasts
>>9823093There are instances where someone IS the only one.It's just a lot of those instances aren't talked about.
>>9824073That will just summon its denizens here
>>9824117They'll be coming anyway.
Reposting this here because why not.
>>9823982SHE FEEEELS FANTASTIIIIIIIC
So why is MLPG on such an incest bent this past week?I kinda like it.
I want to bake pies with this pony.Who is the better baker anyways? Panka or Applejohn?
>>9824152Cool. Anything else you've colored recently?
>>9824173Panka can't actually bake. She's a poser.
>>9824167>Dr. WhiteI bet he's not even a real doctor
It's not even the most spam we've ever had, it's just that it's kind of been a while since the last time it happened.
>>9824164>Why is MLPG x The world will never know
>>9824173>Applejack I Loooooooooove you>BAKE ME A PIE
>>9824173They both almost killed the townSo I guess they are both awesome
>>9824164Because MLPG knows what's up
Hey, I made some new pones. They were pretty cute this time, so I decided to bring them over here.Apparently horses can have their tonsils removed. You learn something new everyday.
>>9824164because it's boneriffic
>>9824277Pretty darn cute.
>>9824265If MLPG consisted mostly of Braeburned, then yes.
>>9824277Oh, hey, I saw that in the last thread....I just realized that I still have my tonsils.
>>9824277did you ever draw Raisin with her cutie mark?
>>9824277oh god my nutbladdergod it's adorable
>>9824277>Scootaloo spoonfeeding Sweetie...shipping ho?
>>9824187Well, I colored this some days ago, nothing else recently.
>>9824277Scootaloo's ass doesn't look like it's attached to her
>>9824277Where's the poop?
>>9824032GUYS I had an idea this morning. A first person story. There is no pony.You are a human, your father's friends have to go out for the night and you are the only person who can take care for their kid. The people are nice, one is a fat fuck with a white shirt and short brown hair, the other is a tall blonde woman in her fourty somethings. They have a daughter, who's about 8 year old at the time and you think she's the darnest cutest little thing. You've seen her here and there since she was about 4/5 years old and she's growing up nicely. The years pass by and you become more or less the designed babysitter. This would condense about four to six years in thirty pages or so, just small parts of the day, spending time together, cute things.One day the people call you because there's some trouble with the computer and you are good with computers so you're the man for the job. You clean up the usual shit, blah blah blah and finally, after fixing the usual bullshit that happens with people that don't know into computers, you decide to look around to see if there's some interesting stuff. you don't find jackshit until you make hidden folders visible. Then you see something that will haunt your brain for the years to come.There's a folder in the video section, a huge folder, with their kid's name on it. Why is it there? Hidden? what is it hiding? You could just go away nwo, the computer is back to normal and you shouldn't ahve snooped in the first place... but something holds you there. You want to kow what's in the folder. you want to know if it's what you're thinking. Surely it can't be...Hundreds of videos.It's her.With them.I don't have to describe you what they're doing, do I anon.You feel shocked. you close the computer(not before reverting the folder changes) and tell them their computer is fine. You look pale. They ask you why. You tell them you might have contracted something, you don't know.1/? CONT
>>9824343>If you were floating alone through time and you came across a disembodies ass, would you fuck it?
>>9824329>you'll never catch Applebloom wearing your sweater
>>9824348horses you say
>>9824305>>9824304Oh shit, I didn't realize this got posted already. Guess the commissioner must have unveiled it already.>>9824311I did go ahead and design her cutie mark, yeah. I went with something kind of abstract/symbolic. Think it looks pretty cool. I still have yet to draw her with the mark, though.
well, janitor lives, it seems
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>>9824360>There is no pony.You can go now.
>>9824360>A first person story. There is no pony.stopped reading there
>>9824373but of course
>>9824373What happens when she reads something terrifyinglike a terrorist attack on canterlot
last thread just got cleaned
>>9824377please doI've been waiting for you to draw more Raisin stuff since RQ3
>>9824377>abstract/symbolic cutie mark>>>/deviantart/>>>/ponychan/
>>9824386>>9824385THERE COULD BEI MEAN COME ON I JUST NEED TO ADD HOOVES AND HORNS. JUST LISTEN.
>>9824405it's been a while since we needed a shelter
>>9824405It needed it
>>9824400Assuming she's on her medication I think she would be alright
>>9824360>first person story>You
>>9824405and to think I was gonna wreck itso do we go back or stay here?
>>9824422I'm actually trying to remember the last time it happened on /mlp/, I only remember a few times on /co/.
>>9824329>tfw Kraut is ded
>>9824436let's stay hereand just let the old horse sink into the abyss
>30 minute challenge>Bat poniesThis should be good.
>>9824415dude, ridiculously symbolic cutie marks are canon.
>>9824405>implying we want to wade back into that shitpost festOffending posts were removed but there are still people arguing.
>>9824436Hmm, it's got about ~50 images to go, and it's only on page 5.I'd say just leave it.
>>9824459>poorly drawn porn
>>9824447>betraying your waifu
>>9824447Is pretty ok I guess
>>9824377Is that the symbol for infinite death?
>>9824360yeah okay it's probably a stupid story anyway.
>>9824461Symbolic, yes. Abstract, no.Those are three fucking smiling flowers.
>>9824453For almost 6 weeks now.
>>9824447Oh man why is she so pretty there.
>>9824447is the best pony.
Lotte > Sucy > Akko > Diane
>>9824474>not having a pegasi threesome
>>9824522>tryign to start shit in the new threadno, go away /mlp/
>>9824522how about a cup of please be quiet
>>9824459did someone say batponies?
>>9824540>Meanwhile, in the Bizarro world
>>9824540IMHO that witch anime was shit
>>9824474>implying I would ever betray my waifu
>>9824522there is no need for you to bring shit from the old thread to the new one
>>9824560>Liking entry level tier witch
>>9824522>posting it againCOME UP WITH BETTER MATERIAL
>>9824522>If you're sincerely sick of /co/ and you want poniesbut I'm not
>>9824491well in the end he called the police on them the little girl asked if she could live with you because she didn't want to go to a foster home and in the end she confesses she was in love with you the whole time. blah blah blah conflicted blah blah blah you end up banging the little girl. I should have asked it on /lit/,probably.
>>9824560>MLWGWhat would we call ourselves?
>>9824600A bit over-hyped, but I enjoyed it.
>>982462240 year old virgins
>>9824642>>9824647We already do that.
>>9824647Where is that from? I must know.
>>9824669To many ponks
Can a two year old make be a brony?
>>9824669It's just a gif that's looped.
>>9824669little nut macademia
>>9824685>shake it bake it booty quake it
>>9824485In a sense, yeah. I wanted to grab a few elements with it, notably time and how it doesn't have a definite flow in one direction or another for Raisin. There's a few other things there, like time flowing through infinity, the general hourglass shape, and the overall distorted shape of the hourglass representing a distorted perspective of time, but I'd say it generally just boils down to 'lodes o' lives'.
>>9824710shy shyhush husheye to eye
>>9824682No, bronies are adult fans of the showif they're little kids then they're a part of the target audience
>>9824722Little boys aren't part of the target audience, though.
make = male... Swype + lack of proofreading = embarrassing myself
>>9824734THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
>>9824734UNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDTHE CONCEPT OF PORN.
>>9824619>>9824360so , you think that if I added ponies...
>>9824714is she going to go on a more light-hearted adventure next time?
Hello I am a horseIt is a pleasure to meet you
>>9824836MORE LIKE A HORSES ASSHEHUHEUAUEHUAHUEHUE
>>9824836hello miss horse, I am not a horse.Pleasure to mee toy too.
That is why I asked, because it isn't clear if a Brony is an adult male fan or a male fan who is outside of the target audience.
>>9824836No your are butt, not horse.
>>9824714>>9824714>>9824714>>9824714FACELESSWHERE IS PROMISED MARKER PONY NIGHTTIEMEDITION
>>9824828Most probably. I want to do something a bit less extreme the next time we Raisin. A slice of life adventure may not be a bad thing to try out.>>9824866Uhhh... fuck, I don't have it. Let me make it quick.
>>9824836Miss horse please you're making my genitals stiffen
>>9824861>it's not ponyGo away, ask /co/.
>>9824861>no anon asks>no poniesdon't care
On your marks
>>9824901I'd Lyra like the fist of the north star.
>>9824930No I don't like that song.
>>9824901the mascara/eyeshadow/blackthingaroundhteeyes kills it.
>>9824890>Let me make it quick.i really hope it won't be some shitty edit
>>9824901I would do so many things to that Loiro
>>9822387Your favorite pony
>>9824920oh hi marks.
>>9824850>GET A LOAD OF THIS HORNSESS ASS
>>9824901Who among MLPG would make a human baby with human Lyra?Who would make a horse baby with human Lyra?
>>9824948but would you pony__ her?
>>9824934Yeah, well you're a butt.
>>9824901So rub it until it goes away
>>9824971Well i bet your favorite pony smells terrible.
>>9824966It's impossible, as soon as the spell runs out, she'll be a pony again.
>>9824890neatI hope she dgets flung back into peril again someday though. the panic and second-guessing is as fun as it is terrifyingso long as we pull through in the end, that is. which we always do.
>>9824966I really love impregnation but i don't like the idea of having actual babies so not really.
>>9824935I like excessive eyeshadow, mascara not as much.
>>9824993You know, there is ONE way she could stay a humanyou just have to be the pony in exchangewould you?
>>9824993Why doesn't Celestia just imbue your balls with magical powers?
>>9824966>>9825008What if pone could get pregnant from human semen but the baby would have a 100% miscarry rate? Would you keep knocking her up and forcing her to give birth to a deformed stillborn baby over and over?
>>9825013What's wrong with her cheek?
>>9825027Whose to say she won't keep you to herself
>>9824936Actually, I had that started way back when I was originally going to make a night time edition, but it looked really shitty so I said fuck it. I want to do something fun, but worthy of being night-thread edition. Current plan is to have Marker in some sort of leather dominatrix looking gear, keep the crown, and have her pose next to a sybian with Leth's name on the side. Bunch of suggestive toys in the background and possibly a set of tentacles.
>>9825041fuck no, what's wrong with you.
>>9824935You're a moron and I don't like your opinion therefore you don't get to have one
>>9825027That's only good for making you cum geysers, magic isn't that strong
How does it feel knowing that you will never be mindbroken/hypnotized by Twilight or Rarity?
>>9825056Sounds fine to me
>>9825041THat's a pretty realistic scenario.And no, emotional pains be damned.
>>9825027>celestia will never magically enhance your genitals and loadsize enough to please and fill her insides completely
>>9825075I couldn't care less
>>9825041What if it was a 110% miscarry rate?
>>9825056I like it.
>>9825075I don't think Twilight would like to do things like that.
>>9825089holy fuck I was just thing about that this morning
>>9825075feels bad, man
>>9825092lol I trol uuuu
>>9825107>one in ten is a double miscarriagegross
>>9825092also yer stoopid and you smell lol
>>9825119>you will never drain your magic morning wood into her winking cuntmuscle
>>9825116She wouldn't be, at firstbut then when you tell her about it she goes along with it just for experiment's sakethen she starts to like the power
>>9825138I love this trailer, I've watched it like 20 times.Maybe I should watch Drive
>>9825142DRAW CELESTIA'S ROYAL BALLS
>>9825056I like it
>>9825133How can she mistake riding on a pony's back for fucking a pony from the back?
>>9825116You sure about that?
>>9825142What a pretty princessI like the bottom right face
>>9825164>What is slang
>>9825142My husbando has returned to me.
>>9825149http://tubedubber.com/#sr1NMzPVCSA:O0ILqWcd214:0:100:0:0:1this is all you really need to seeit's a good movie though
Alrighty, here are the flats. Cosmo said something about AJ being the larger one, not that anon was small, so I went with that, as well as the barn doors buckling beneath the force. Should I add some fancy lines to represent the smashing? Also gave anon a faggy ponytail to make him as hateable as possible.Will probably do a bit o shading later.
>>9825165>>9825146She's too timid for that
more pinkie breaking 4th wall and physicsmore Celestia showing up and wrecking shitI also agree with >>9822387
>>9825155I didn't draw it tho
>>9825203What the shit am I looking at.
>>9825142>Tess is backI wish Apple would come back.
>>9825213DRAW THEM ANYWAY
>>9825135>you will never wake up to Celestia sucking you off
>>9825220Amazonian Applejack, someone mentioned it last week and thought I'd give it a whirl.
>>9824522hey guys, not really sure what the fuck that just was. I wrote that post in the old thread almost immediately before it died, I guess, and I just got back now to see somebody copy/pasted it here. Sorry about that, I guess
>>9825229Not Urban enough.
>>9825203>Dat booty gripKhorme please. I don't want this fetish.
>>9825236what a thirsty pony
can someone draw that traumatized girl in fetal position with a pone trying to cheer her up? i think she needs some emotional support after that...
>>9825236>a pony will never gently suckle on your dick just for the salt>she will never drain you as she swallows every last drop
>>9825308It's actually really terriblehttp://i.imgur.com/u5gbolZ.jpg
>>9825299Every time she closes her eyes she sees hundreds of brony dicks just waving around in the air
>>9825301>hot,dirty,musty,barnyard futa sex.
>>9825324Man, if I ever become the little pony the first thing I'm going to do is suck a human cock just to show that there's not nearly enough salt in semen to get pony drunk
>>9825335>http://i.imgur.com/u5gbolZ.jpg>piercingsthose fuckign things hurt
>>9825357>unfing to anything Shad has drawnWhy does everyone have bad taste but me?
>>9825335buhhis rarity wasn't totally bad i guess
>>9825342>"oh god they're all hairy and tiny">"they smell like rotten roquefort">"anyone please save me... help... HELP...">then she wakes up trembling and covered in her own sweat, runs to the bathroom to take some sleeping pills her doctors gave her, and tries to go back to sleep, the nightmares still reocurring through the night
>>9825308>>9825355We need more hung Applejack.
>>9825394Should have gotten a LifeAlert.
>>9825394>lyra lyingnot>lyra lyringApple-y yourself
>>9825355>licking her sweaty,smelly futa cock
>>9825365enjoy living in the gutter drunk off of jizz
>>9825365>Not hiding a salt shaker in your back pocket so you can have her close her eyes and open wide and then blow your load in her mouth and simultaneously shake salt in it
Would you a genderswapped OC?
>>9825452I'd almost everything.
>>9824685but what's it from? what show?
>>9825443I don geddit>>9825450Wat
>>9825440Thanks, I will!Is that an offer?
Do you think that if all us anons started flashing our pinksthat in 10 seconds flat pones would be back with some drinks?
>>9825365>the first thing you do is suck cocks>not just being a loving pet to a nice masterDon't deny it anon, we all want a nice collar around our pony necks
Which Pony(s) would you go camping with?
>>9825414post it m8 or i swer on mah mums life i'll hang u in da gobbah u cheeky cant
>>9825479>StallionI think I have to uh..... do my taxes... yeah thats right... taxes.
>you are laready banished
>>9825504...no.No, I can't say I do, nope.I just want a girlfriend to cuddle with.
>>9825508rarity has the biggest tent, it's basically a small house.
>>9825504oh believe me, I would take the collar with no hesitationbut being the loving pet takes time, while a pony blowjob would only take minutesI've got my priorities and you have yours
>>9825504What if you want the dick but your master doesn't like you that way? What if he constantly shrugs off your advances?
>>9825508the apple one
>>9825518You really want to see it?
>>9825469Why don't you own an oculus rift MLPG?
>>9825526>Stallionnow when did I say that?
So which is the real MLPG? The other thread has only 207 images.
>>9825557>Tex, right?No, different art style.Actually, I don't think he's ever actually drawn Kenshiro.
>>9825494they'd bring out the bacardis
>>9825573>no, sallymoonNever heard of them.
>>9825551goddermit m8 u just got oon way ticket to da gobbah
>>9825508>biggest tent>prettiest clothes>best ponyAny other answer besides Rarity is wrong. We could stay up and tell each other ghost stories while I brushed her mane
>>9825560I'd take a pretty mare blowjob in a second
>>9825558because its currently a prototype, with the ones sold through the kickstarter being meant for software developers. Even then, goggles showing a screen != VR capable of even attempting to simulate real life or equestria.
>>9825539>>9825599>caring about the size of the tentYou're camping, why the hell would you try to emulate what you purposely left?
>>9825608fuck wrong one. I meant to quote >>9825560
>>9825593>not just searching for "applejackoff" on DerpibooruDoooork.
>>9825601Are ponies ever shown to have teeth? If they didn't, I bet they could give a mean gummer with those marshmallow mouths.
>>9825628i want to lick her asshole
>>9825634all the time
>>9825599Would you be her knight against the creepy things in the forest, holding her comfortingly in the lavish sleeping bag, if the expansive thing she has could be called that, the two of you share?
>>9825634I'm pretty sure they won't bite.
>>9825542Then I forcefully rape him, especially if I'm heat.I would this would cause him to tighten the collar>>9825508Applejack.
>>9825634>Are ponies ever shown to have teethNo, they never open their mouths on the show.
>>9825656>>9825634>>9825601Their lips are prehensile. The ones on their mouth.
>>9825628>human versionwhat is wrong with you?
>>9825652Anon, don't do this to me. Not today.
>>9825634They are shown with teeth ALL the time.
>>9825676>being more attracted to animals than people>wanting to fuck outside your speciesWhat is wrong with YOU?
>>9825652>the expansive thing she hasunf
AlrightWhich one of you did it?
>>9825694>Not being more attracted to horses than peopleWhat is wrong with YOU?
>>9825628>"applejackoff"doesn't show anything on derpibooru
http://exhentai.org/g/583756/bb577d5e2f/For anyone that wants that terrible Applejack thing.
>>9825727http://derpibooru.org/tags/applejackoffAre you signed in?
>>9825727I think it's futa, so if you have that blocked...
>>9825740>that tumorcock on Twilight Sparklewhat the fuck
>>9825687>>9825663>>9825657>>9825656>>9825649Couldn't they just magic their teeth away on command?
>>9825694you came to the wrong neighborhood
>>9825684But anon, who else could she rely on to hold her tight and make her feel so safe, so secure in herself and the world around her, but you?She's come to realize just how much you mean to her, and not just because you scare away her fears of the dark forest outside those tent flaps.No, it's in the way you play with Sweetie, how you help model Rarity's latest fashion experiments, the times you've made breakfast in bed for her and the pleasure she's gotten from doing the same for you.It's you she needs to be cuddled against, wrapped in your warm embrace. Nobody else will do, Darling.
>>9825763>sign inhaha no.
>>9825768Shadman is terrible and can't draw. What else is new?
>>9825740>http://exhentai.org/g/583756/bb577d5e2f/I only get a sad panda.
>>9825773Go fuck Granny Smith or some other old pony.
>>9825787But it's the easiest sign up in the worldyou just give them a fake email and then you have an account
>>9825740It is bad. Too exaggerated. I like cute cocks, not throbbing super huge ones.
>>9825773>Removing teethI only know of one of them that might (and that's a pretty big might) have such power
>>9825787>>9825803if you don't want to sign up then don't complain when you can't see pornographythis is like internet 101
>>9825623more room to sex.
What pony related websites do you have an account for? I only have one for FiMFiction
>>9825840why is he crying
>>9825786Why couldn't I have been born a pony?
>>9825763Let's go through the problems, shall we?>shiny butts and bodies. (Imagine someone buffing them with wax)>piercings on AJ?!>Pornstar tits>Huge cocks>Some weird pseudo-anime face. It's a half measure and kinda weird.0/10
>>9825858thingken of pon
>>9824911was gonna open them eventually.also someone here before said this was /co/
>>9825803>I only get a sad panda.God has frowned upon you. Think about what you've done.
>>9825861Well if you had then you'd be dead by now.
>>9825866It's Shadfag, what you expect.
>>9825843>not doing outside
>>9825857me tooI only use it to track updatesI rarely check updates
>>9825866>Major anatomy problems. >long nails. HUGE turn off for me.>>9825891No clue who that is.
>>9825858thingkn of plumbing
>>9825866Shadman is terrible. We already know.
>>9825891>you forgot the cutiemarks.jpg
>>9825877I MUST REPENT
>>9825891But he is good drawhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA
>>9825866shadman is the stereotypical shitty internet porn artist
>>9825915ha. I can see you never bottled tears before, those are fake. It's just water.
>>9825896It's cold and rarity doesn't like having sex outside, unless a blanket has been laid down on the filthy floor.
>>9825938WHERE IS THE BODY ODER, ANON? HOW CAN YOU CALL THAT SHAD ART WITHOUT THE BODY ODER?
>>9825786>I will never be good enough for her
>>9825938>shadman is the stereotypical shitty internet porn artistAnd most people don't know that less is more sometimes. An image of a cute girl with normal proportions being a little flirty or cute goes a lot more than some huge tit freak doing gross sex.
>>9825946>having sex with a slutI was under the impresion the sex would involve a better pony
>>9825964Not with that attitude you won't
>>9825958>BODY ODERWhat's that?
>>9825866>I don't like the subject>I don't actually have any problems with the art itself.
Is this a pony?
>>9825970he hits the uncanny valley between normal proportions and fetish proportions
>>9825964stop thatSTOP THAT
>>9826003NOWHY IS HER TONGUE MELTING
>>9825985He's talking about Rarity not Pinkie
>>9826007>he hits the uncanny valley between normal proportions and fetish proportionsThey look fuckin' weird that's for damn sure. Weird bodies, weird faces.Even if they were real, they wouldn't be the type I'd associate with.
>>9825899I use it exclusively to find good fap fics
>>9825601Would they go slow and gaze up at you with a teasing look in their eyes while humming a tune?
>>9826021>Rarity>Not the town whorePick one
>>9826032Ponies can't look up
>>9825840>>9825861Because no pony could have intrigued her like you did when you first met, sweeping her off her feet as you did. None have such a striking personality like yours, while still having the same abundant compassion that her friends show her. And no pony has ever gone so far above and beyond what she's expected them to do, gone through the personal sacrificing of time and effort for trivial things like you have.She doesn't just want to bump into you in the market anymore, or have you stop by the boutique once in a while. The days you don't visit seem dull, lackluster, the kind easily forgotten the moment they've passed.But the days she spends with you are irreplaceable adventures and joys.No pony can replace you, and she knows now that she needs you. Not just for the night, but maybe.....Maybe for now, she'll just have to settle for the feeling of being snuggled against you, safe and warm. The sound of your voice reassuring her that everything is as it should be.After all, you're here with her. And that's all that matters now.
>>9825985she may be a slut, but damn her ass is fine and if you don't want it more for me.also>not thinking of her as a high end ponystay pleb
Hey ya MLPGLast night didn't go so well, but hopefully things will be better for Pretty Pony Quest! Ill start in about an hour or so for any of yous thats ares interested. Maybe something might happen this time. Or more likely I'll just run things into the ground again. Who knows!Also how about a joke?>>9826003If she wasn't, then she'd be a PHONY!
>>9826050they kind of can
>>9826046S-shut up, she's pure!
>>9826054anon I've asked you three times now to stopplease continue
>>9826080You know it to be true.
>>9826066That was a terrible joke
>>9826072>That picAJ VERSION PLEASE
>>9826046>Pinkie loves making people happy>She'll do anything to be friends with someone and see them smile>the best way to do this is to have filthy sex with everyone in town to brighten up their dayFace it tiger, Pinkie is the town bike.
>>9826066wow....t..that was really good internally screams
>>9825469have a edit
>>9826066>picked the easiest post to make a jokeStop horsing around SB!
>>9826118Gonna need someone with actual drawing skill to demonstrate box D.
>>9826054Anon stop. I can't take this.
>>9826119Pinkie is a crack whore.Rarity is just a whore in general.
>>9826032would she flick at your frenulum with her tongue while she watches you squirm, delighted that she has that effect on you?
>>9826138Well it's hardly my fault Pinkie is so easy!
>>9826072>hussie uncanny valley.jpgSheeeit, Huss drew that? Nice.
>>9826135>thumb's still there when she's picking up the console
Another joke, people!okay, what do you get when you mix rarity with a bicycle?Nothing! She already is the town's bicycle!
>>9826135Fucking perfect JB
I want to cuddle Rarity under the blankets.
>>9826119there can be more than one whore in the entirety of Equestria. What Pinkie does doesn't mean Rarity can't do it too.
>>9826153Rarity is a pure maiden. She will not sleep with you unless you're interesting and a gentleman.
>>9826152>those edgesHere, take this
>>9826054My heart aches with thhe thought of never being able to meet with a pony like RaritySo please, go on
>sad rarifagsalways brighten my day.Fuck that needy uptight whore.
>>9826167And when she's done she'd lick her lips with a big smile and tell you that you're pretty tasty
>>9826135Well. That is amazing.
>>9826182>>9826153>>9826102>>9826046guys, please.we already did NTR Rarity feels yesterday
>>9826199Why hasn't she slept with Spike then?rekt
>>9826211as you writhe on the ground in bliss and ecstasy.
>>9826199She's both. A classy slut.
>>9826204>sad>implyingnigga I just got here, why would I be sad.Also seein lots of best horse being posted, so what's up.
>>9826167Depends which pony it is. Pinkie loves to torment you and giggle at the faces and pained grunts you make.
>>9826230Because he's a babyshe's not a pedo
>>9826230because even sluts can have some standards.
>>9825946like a high class call girl
>>9826230She wants a strong male, not a beta
>>9826234>You came several minutes ago>she hasn't stopped>she's going to town on your balls trying to get you hard again
>>9826254Are you browsing "mlpg" on Tumblr?
>>9826239>Also seein lots of best horse being posted, so what's up.But that's not Fluttershy
>>9826230Speaking of spike, I thought his special ability would be running cheap video casettes too! what's up with that?I mean he's still a betamax Doncha think?
>>9826178Yeah, he's actually a really good artist. Kinda hard to tell because he either uses a million different art styles or draws terribly on purpose.
>>9826254What's the twerk team?
>>9826235as if she could be any other kind of slutwhy is she so perfect bif she's not real?
>>9826230He is a child. Children are not interesting or gentlemen. And she is not a pedophileSpike will find the right one one day, and Rarity knows that.
>>9826275Exactly, she gets bonus points for NOT being 2.3
>Search for freckles>see thishttp://exhentai.org/s/370aa630d4/564522-2Shadman strikes again!
>>9826254>13 year old named blaiseHow is she not pregnant right now?
can we be tiny cute ponies now?
>>9826282>SBAHJ will never update again
>>9826271>>9826234>>9826211>>9826167>>9826032Why are ponies such little teases?
>>9826321Imagine a few of them working together to lick your dick.
This is Rarity.You know you can't deny it.
>>9826335anon, that's the opposite of teasingshe's going for pure sexual exhaustion
>>9826334Maybe in between the time homestuck ends and the new adventure begins
>>9826286She never will be.>>9826289How can he be babby if followed Twi up to adulthood.
>>9826271>she takes one and just swirls it around in her mouth>her warmth is driving you crazy>as you slowly come back to full mast you panic>"she is going to drink my life force right out through my dick">>9826335They like to please, they want your joy to last as long as possible
>>9826352Her ass isn't fat enough.
>>9826340>a thousand tiny rarities>>9826352rarity is a blocky mediterranean girl? no thanks.
>>9826352her boobs are a bit to small and she's not naked.
>>9826321I wish there were more comics like this one
>>9826368>"she is going to drink my life force right out through my dick">Monster Girls Quest in a nutshell
>>9826321LK needs to draw a continuation of that where the guy eats the food, covered in sauce, and then tries to take a drink.Doesn't have to show it, just have the Spice Cabinet ponies providing commentary, and laughing.
>>9826374>rarity is a blocky mediterranean girl? no thanks.You best be pulling my leg, boy.
>>9825915> that fluidThat looks like broken-down sperm.Coincidence?
>4channer goes on shooting spreeFinally. When are the bronies going to start doing crimes?
>>9826374>a thousand tiny rarities>all making dresses and clothes out of little stuff they find in your house>constantly insulting your fashion sense
>>9826321I love how he's just casually pouring a glass of coke from a small pony
>>9826415Looks more like water, but the outside of hte bottle has condensed.>Wait, why do you know what a bottle of broken-down sperm looks like?
>>9826093What more do you need anon? To have her wake up in the middle of the night, fearing a sound she heard outside? Waking you up and asking you to search outside the tent, before realizing this would leave her without your warm arms around her?How she would try to feign that she's okay with letting you go do your thing, though her reluctant separation from you reveals what she's really thinking.When you get back from scaring off the critters making noise outside the tent she'd thank you before biting her lip, delicate face scrunched as she tries to make a decision, before she gently pats the empty space next to her, beckoning you.You'd sit down and smile as she nervously sits up enough to put her hooves around your torso, pulling herself to you in an uncharacteristically ungraceful movement.Sighing she'd turn that beautiful face up to look at you, her eyes twinkling in the dim light that a small lantern she turned on while you were out provides.You'd put your arms around her, running a hand through her purple mane as she shuts her eyes and gently smiles, pressing against your chest as she squeezes you tighter.And when you ask how she is, she would very matter of factly open her eyes, sit up a little, and plant a kiss right on your lips, surprising you.And quick as a flash it'd be over, her head back on your chest and eyes shut as though she'd done nothing out of the ordinary as she replies,"Perfect."
>>9826429Bronies are a crime.
>>9826358>homestuck endingHe's still gotta do that game too.
>>9826429when they leave their basements.
>>9826365dragons age slower than ponies, and Twilight got spike when she was a girl, not a baby.
>>9826340You erupt like a geyser and a pony gets swept away in a river of cum
>>9826431>Squash them all>>9826429They are crimes against humanity.
>>9826456Oh right. So there isn't going to be a break for him in between Homestuck and whatever new adventure.jesus he won't get a break until he's dead
>>9826445> why do you know what a bottle of broken-down sperm looks like?I've been here far too long.
>>9826456>He's still gotta do that game too.Dollars to donuts says he's gonna have SBAHJ in the game somehow.
>>9826456The fuck is the game going to be about though?
>>9826448Why can't she be real?
>>9826398I think it's perfect as isI would like more of Anon living with small household ponies though
>>9826537Haha, that webcomic is really cute.
>>9826537Your Rarity is somewhere out there anon.You just have to find her.
What is the ideal pony size?
>>9826539>Anon turns on his radiopony and listens to it sing while he draws on top of his deskpony>When he's done with that he pours himself a rum & cokepony and relaxes on his couchstallion
>>9826538>SBAHJ point'n'click adventureit'd make for glorious puzzles
>>9826578Like large dog size
>>9826408]It's not the same if I draw it...
>>9826567It really is
>>9826578Big enough that if you pick them up their head is at your level, while they can wrap their lower legs around your hips.Roughly. Variation would be nice.
>>9826567What webcomic is it?
>>9826592thats a very wide range.
>>9826448you could easily replace rarity with any pony and it would be the same shit
>>9826578Babby horse sized
>>98265784.5 to 5' tall. Not so short that I have to look down on them. Not so tall that they feel threatening when, say, on two legs.
>>9826578Big enough to cuddle.Maybe slightly bigger.
>>9826596>>9826601>Meghan was actually Power Girl the entire timeNo wonder she killed so many horridly powerful monsters.
>>9826611JL8 formerly known as Little Leaguehttp://jl8comic.tumblr.com/
>>9826578Big enough so that if you slept in a bed with them they'd take up most of it and compensate by pulling you into a bear hug all night or sleeping on top of you.
>>9826625Yes. Because it's aftermath of camping and more of a resolution scene than anything.Though I find the scene would be uncharacteristic for Dash, Fluttershy, or Pinkie, due to the eccentricities in their personalities.Would work for Twilight, Rarara, or Apples though.
>>9826507I'm guessing just another Sburb session.
>>9826578Their eyes should be level with my navel That way I can kneel down and hug them
>>9826578as big as real horses and looking like this
>>9826578Mewball pone sized. Maybe smaller. Perfect for cuddling or for sexual
>>9826578That one picture that Crookedtrees did where the guy looks like a hobo.
>>9826682>Emaciated as fuckNo
>>9826637It's not the same "Aww, that's really cute" feel if I were to draw it. Kinda like fapping to porn you drew or wrote. I don't know, it doesn't feel the same.
Would you help your horsebando clean himself?
>>9826703why are you spoiling?
>>9826703I know that feel, somewhat.
>>9826716It's like whispering
>>9826583>not the Lay-Z-Dog recliner
>>9826712I'd do a little more than clean himI'd geld him
>>9826637Imagine having a female baby, watching her grow up and she becomes super hot, and then fapping to her.Not the same as having fapping to a normal girl.
>>9826716because Snape kills Dumbledore
>>9826712sure, if he couldn't do it himself
>>9826578Really really big.
>>9826750>tripcode>on /b/>in 2013WHAT
>>9826771>Really Really Big MacI just spit out my beer.
>>9826539>>9826583>>9826731>The house itself is also a pony
>>9826703Ah yes, that feel. You know what else is a good feel, though? Giving other people that feel.
>>9826784It's a Big Mac XXLonly available at McApples
>>9826578They're my little ponies.Optimal would be 4ft from bottom to withers and for alicorns it should be 5ft.
>>9826784I wonder if he has apples of the future?
>>9826813"this was not what I was expecting when I ordered an XXL Macintosh. Can I get a refund or an exchange?"
>>9826578Big enough to be a friend.
>>9826784>>9826824Sometimes I wonder how that ever ended up on television. How I miss it.
Yo, where can a nigga score a fake ID in Seattle.I don't even drink. I just want to get into venues to see bands.
>>9826850>>>/silkroad/I assume, anyway, I have no idea
>>9826850We gettin' /r9k/ spam again?
Is it safe?
>>9826578Standing right at my waist height.
>>9826712Do they make anything comprable for humans? Some of us DO have foreskins, you know.
>>9826896This. Their butts should be aligned right at my crotch level. I'm 5'11''
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>98259228/10 i laughed i still dig some of the guy pieces though
>>9826850reported for conspiracy to commit a felony
>>9826915That's pretty huge, yo. You'd actually be able to ride them then.
>>9826923I reported for rule violation. He's under age. You must be 18+ to view 4chan.
>>9826915I'm 6 foot, what's the average waist height of a 5'10 man?
>>9826864Doesn't the URL change on a monthly basis or some shit?
>>9826939Exactly. That's about the size of a Shetland pony.
>>9826934Get out of here, circumcision merchant!
>>9826908You only need water and your fingers to clean yourself there, anon.
>>9826945You have to be 21+ to drink in the united states.
>>9826902All are Twilight. I shall live in the Twily Kingdom.
>>9826945>implyingI'm 19, dork. You need to be 21 to get into venues in Seattle.
>>9826850>>9826850>>9826850>asking for a fake id on an 18+ website
>>9826976Should I practice with fingerboxes?
this board is past autism.More like mental retardation from Hiroshima and Chernobyl
>>9826985that's why America is a shithole
>>9826995Aw shit, anon is into anon!
>>9826742>>9826537Glad I can still make people feel things.Now if you excuse me, I have a mediocre dancing fic to finish.
>>9826945are you fucking retarded?
>>9827006>keeping people from drinking longerIt's better than nothing
>>9826985>>9827006How old do you have to to be to buy an assault rifle, 16?
>>9826998only use the 3 finger model if you are.
>>9827006Everyone thinks it's so cool to drink because they aren't allowed to do it until so far into the future.So they drink themselves into a come when they hit 21 because it's soooooooo cool
>>9827052YOU NO LIKE FREEDUM
>>9827040The government gives you one on your thirteenth birthday
>>9827041>Only 3 fingersPussy.
>>9827006>America is a shithole because of the age to drink alcohol
>>9827006>People actually believe this
Who makes the best sandwiches in Ponyville?
>>9826601Also the reactios!>Connection error, you may have been banned.pls
>>9827074That America's a shithole or that America's a shithole because of the drinking age?
>>9827055I turned 21 at a fraternity convention in New Orleans in the summer.It wasn't coma material, but boy howdy I got a variety of drinks.
>>9827040depends on the state. Some allow any gun to be purchased at age 18, some allow long guns to be purchased at 18, but handguns at 21
America has a culture of violence. Sweden and the Netherlands legalized bestiality, both the act and sale of porn, is horsefucking connected with reduced levels of violence?
>>9827067To be fair, I think kids should learn how to drink before they're allowed to drive. Except for extreme cases, the magic of taboo things is going to go away if you're allowed to partake in it when you're younger.
>>9827088why people love these comics so much?
>>9827066Fine, use a 5 finger, it's your life. But if you want to practice correctly, you need a 3 finger.
>>9827119Because they're adorable?
>>9827097>tfw spent 3 years living in a fraternity houseThe things I've seen.The things I've done.
>>9827087Sandwiches without meat are dumb and pointless
>>9826985>>9827006>>9827055it still tastes like sour piss, why couldn't it taste like apples, nope, even if you get an apple-based alcoholic drink, it still tastes like sour piss with a bit of apple taste, the sour piss taste is still there.
>>9827088adorable as fuck
>>9827088>suddenly hit by the irony of the situation that Diana, who didn't wish to be a princess, got a Twilight Sparkle toy, who becomes a princess.
>>9827106>the Netherlands>you can fuck horses, smoke pot, and enjoy prostitution legallytruly a utopia
>>9827119Cute kid versions of characters they like. I'm not crazy about them, personally, never really read comics.
>>9827137>not enjoying the taste of alcohol
>>9827137And if you want a sweet drink>FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAGfuck you man, beer tastes like boiled piss.
>>9827137hard apple cider is fucking delicious
>>9827170why would enjoy something that tastes like shit.
>>9827134We didn't get up to many shenanigans, but there are some things I miss about living at the house.I can only imagine the scars and story material you have, Anon.
>>9827184I've always made the argument that beauty is only skin deep, but I also enjoy the flavor some alcoholic beverages
>>9827153I didn't even realized that until you said it, god damn.
>>9827107That is fucking retarded. Drinking has no practical benefit to it. Driving is a skill that people need for life.
Do people really refuse to drink beer or wine because they only like sweet drinks? I don't know why people complain about the taste so much, even really cheap liquor is tolerable.
>>9827055>>9827097I don't want the ID to drink. Alcohol is retarded.Seattle has a law where if your business allows dancing, it's immediately 21 and up only. So there is ZERO 18 and up venues to go see local bands.Me and my band want to book shows, but I'm the only one below 21, and I'm the singer/bass player, so I HAVE to be there.
>tfw drinking straight whisky because I like the taste
>>9827221>Trying to argue with straightedgersthey've already made up their mind that they're going to hate funthere's nothing you can do to convince them otherwise
>>9827170>>9827184My friend described it to me. You know how some people enjoy really spicy food despite it being painful as fuck?They like it because it's hot. The heat hurts, releases endorphins, and they get a rush. Supposedly alcohol has a similar reaction to some people.It's what helps me cope with wondering why people enjoy drinking pisswater like Corona or Budweiser.
>>9827230Your situation sounds like a show plot.
>MLPG: Underage drinking debates
>>9827247>not liking alcohol or drugs means you hate fun
>>9827212drinking is part of human society as driving is, the thing is that both aren't compatible but retarded american kids mix them anyway
>>9827135do you even mediterranean vegetable sandwich? ?
>>9827230Seattle got all ass-hurt that 18-year-olds were shacking up with 21-year-olds and POSSIBLY being seduced or fed drinks on the sly.As a performer you'd probably be allowed in, as you're not a patron. I'd ask your alderman.No, I'm not kidding.
>>9827230BREAK IN THE CLUB NIGGA
>>9827230>allows dancing>immediately 21 and upwhat the fuck, Seattle? I thought you were cool.
>>9827221>>9827247>straight edgerslol, nice projecting faggot, i dont drink alcohol because all of it tastes like shit, if im going to pay to drink something, i'd rather drink something that tastes good, not shit.
"You don't praise me?"
>>9827267Wow, Daria, you're the bees knees. How insightful you are on how everyone else is just the same! How fun it is to hear you be catty and put down all those mean girls at school!
>>9827230This would make a good sitcom
>>9827267yes exactlyboth alcohol and pot are very fun, assuming you have some semblance of self controlbut I'm not getting in to this argument because it's not pony
>>9827291I don't know how.
>>9827291I like you but I praise Luna.
>>9827286> I don't drink alcohol because it tastes like shitSo ... you avoid Everclear?Or do you somehow think anything with any alcohol will taste like shit?
>Fraternity niggasI need some hazing ideas. What did you guys do?
>>9827230>AND THE PROM IS TOMORROW
>>9827230Are you guys any good?
>>9827247>grrrr why dont people like things i like
>>9827212The idea is that if you are introduced to it when you're young, it becomes just another thing. The drinking age is like a quarter of the way into a person's life, and it's got all this fucking buildup to it. If people were allowed to drink legally around 14 or 16, it would be come "just another thing" to many and it wouldn't be as big of a problem later. Like that whole idea behind slutty college girls having been sheltered in high school.
>>9827291I'm slated to write someone pleasing you physically very thoroughly and lovingly.If that isn't some form of praise I don't know what is.
is the guy who wanted peewee/spike/twilight/celestia here? Because I don't remember what you wanted again.also working on...things.
>>9827291I do every morningis that not enough?what more would you ask of me?
>>9827230How about you make like a bass player and be inaudible?
>>9827321>Or do you somehow think anything with any alcohol will taste like shit?I can tell that's not what he thinks.
>>9827265>MLPG: "maybe if i drink like all the cool guys at college they will want to be my friends!"
>>9827304???I just don't care for drugs or alcohol, I don't hate fun.
>>9827340>MLPG: Master bates
>>9827322Getting fucked in the asshole
>>9827212Moderate consumption of alcohol reduces the risk of heart disease, diabetes, gallstones and stroke, as well as making you less of a high-strung fun killer.
I've lost all my frens MLPGwhat do
>>9827247>hate funBut I can dance and be crazy and do stupid shit sober.And I won't:get arrestedhave a hangoverdo things I'll regrethave a kid on accidentfuck a slut without a rubberkill my brainkill someone while drivingdrink literal piss-waterEvery party I go to where people get wasted, I'm the one dancing, doing stupid shit, and having fun. People think I'm wasted, but it's just because I'm not insecure and need to drink/do drugs to be a fun person.
>you will never help Dash get a fake ID so she can play a show with her band, the Filly Foolers
>>9827364Kill themKill them all, Fluttershy
>>9827364MAKE NEW ONES, FAGGOTDO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?
>>9827349You can tell? Can you?Is that subjunct to your "my cousin wants the dick" radar?
>>9827271>Drinking is a part of human societyBut that is fucking wrong. Some societies have drinking as a societal custom, but that is not true for all of human society.There is drunk driving everywhere. It's not an american problem, and the vast majority of drunk drivers are not kids, but people above 21 anyway.
>>9827342That's hilarious and awesome.Well done.
>>9827364stop being this guy >>9827367
>>9827364I thought we were friends, Fluttershy.
>>9827322Eating whole, raw onions/milk chugging.Zip tying the pledges together, putting them in a dark room with a strobe light/music basting and tell them to sort a pile of sprinkles by color. Leave them in there for a few hours.
>>9827347>>9827334It's a keyboardist who does backing vocals, a girl drummer, and me on bass. It's like a dance-punk version of Gary Numan.
>>9827364Yes you must kill them it is the only solution.
>>9827322How about you don't?> inb4 "I had to do it!"And that's really going to stand up in court if and when a pledge takes it to Greek Affairs or the cops. Yeah.
>>9827367Intelligence is directly correlated with substance experimentation and use. You have anxiety related control issues and thus fear substances that would relax your sense of control, likely high-strung and a compulsive worrier.
>>9827342>2 princesses fighting for your dickBest end
>>9827398That sounds neat. Do you guys have bandcamp or soundcloud or something?
>>9827342I don't understand why are they talking about marriage one second and the next second they licking a popsicle?
>>9827042horse fuckers make up this country
Would you care for sick pony?
>>9827404> not reporting porn on a worksafe boardNice to see the calibre of people around here.
>>9827443Twilight, you're married to, like, 100 dudes, you should know about this shit by now.
>>9827450Yes. Very yes.The question becomes; which pony is it?
>>9827450I would be there for her 24/7. And when she doesn't need anything, I'd cuddle up next to her while she sleeps.
>>9827443Marriage is just licensed sex Twilight.
>>9827430> intelligence is directly correlated with substance experimentation and useYou mean inversely proportional, don't you?
>>9827430>Intelligence is directly correlated with substance experimentation and use.Please don't tell me you actually believe that, I have seen that article so many times and it always feels like there wasn't much research put into it.It's like listening to that Ogi Ogas crap.
>>9827430>Intelligence is directly correlated with substance experimentation and useNot this shit againIt was a theory by a japanese scientist who was later fired for not having any proof for anything he wrote.
>>9827322One year we banned all of our pledges from turning left. If they were caught turning left, they had to take four shots on the spot.
>>9827472Well, I'm not too fond of Twist. But I'd still take care of her. Perhaps she'd grow on me during the time we spend together.
>These toys are slated for a summer release in Germany. When they’ll come out in other territories is unknown.
What's he writing?
>>9827454I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.keep your mouth shut or I'll make sure Hasbro milks the fuck out of your image.
>>9827443WIP for a commission thing, there should be something in between there, but basically, it ends with princesses dueling for dick.i dunno what should happen after.
>>9827429>No fun allowedIt's all part of the process. i wouldnt expect someone who hasnt been part of it to understand.
>>9827508He's drawing. Are you blind or just retarded?
>>9827103>fuck horses>country wide peacewhy is this not a solution? other than oil
>>9827367>dancing and doing stupid shitdoesn't that makes everyone hate you and laugh at you? that doesn't sounds like my idea of having fun.
>Hey anon, why haven't you tried one of my Kooky Cookies?>I know they may taste a little strange but they'll make you laugh all the time!>It's not like they're permanent or anything, it'll just be this one night!
>not just doing things you like and not doing things you don't like
>>9827508he's not, he's drawing self-insert porn.
>>9827473>>9827475They know more than you. Your opinion is wrong
>>9827515Whatever you say, honey. I made waffles, by the way.
>taking this for 2 days>started walking a 2 km a day>drinking 6 glasses of water a day>waking up much earlier than usually>went to lunch couldn't stop staring at asses, want to fuck alot even if I make an ass of myself, willing to do the do.>piss smells odd> dick seems enlarged 24/72 days in and shit nigger what the fuck
>>9827516They grow their own dicks and battle with them to the tune of duel of the fates.
>>9827523>>9827536Look at the ink, that picture was already on the paper before he started. So what's he doing with it?
>>9827527Because then people will fight over the best horses
>>9827521> I wouldn't expect someone who hasn't been part of the-That's an interesting presumption. Make it through Three Fires and tell me how I don't understand what hazing is.
>>9827544welcome to the jungle, motherfucker
>>9827528Scootanon, you're a faggot who avatarfags on a pony board to get attention.Of course you wouldn't understand parties, because nobody would invite the autist.#sickburnslightinfires
>>9827430this is bait
>>9827544Soon you'r going to have a goliath cock and cum like a champion. Keep it up. Maybe someday people will like you.
>>9827516That's disgusting this should be removed, as showing lewd acts between partners is wrong.And any way wh..who would even perform such a disgusting act?
>>9827566MY BALLS HAVE SWELLED IN SIZE U REALLY NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS NORMAL
>HazingWere any of you guys waterboarded after taking a lot of drugs?Or was that just me?
>>9827537>appealing to authority>they can never be wrong because they support my stance
>>9827586BUY THE TICKET, TAKE THE RIDEWE WOULDN'T SUGGEST THE PILLS IF THEY DIDN'T WORK
>>9827586You need to put them in a toaster, I'm sure that will fix them.
Pretty Princess Quest is pretty much underway tonight, if any of yous guys want to join in. >>9827501>>9827501Or not. Thats cool too, it's all like whatever and biz, yeah....Also how about a joke?The diamond dogs, actually a very devout and religious race. Have a whole pantheon of dieties that they respect.They're very dogmatic!
>>9827570i used to get invited to parties all the time and always rejected, why would you go to a place full of people who want to laugh at you
Twilight Sparkle has wings.She will never not have wings again.
>>9827342>that tongue dripping saliva
it sure is /soc/ in here
>>9827615Scrubbling Bubbles. You are the Ross of words.
>>9827521> it's all part of "the process"Yeah, that mystery method shit doesn't fly if IFC smells blood in the water. They'll cut you off like a gangrenous dick before someone starts asking questions about their pledge process.Whatever you have now, stick with it. Any new rumors are bad rumors. You can play off older events as "tradition" or "really optional," but anything new sounds like someone trying to dial up their bro-cool to 11.
>>9827629She also has a horn and once didn't
>>9827609Yeah, just like that one image of instructions for the duct taped spoon over a fire.
>>9827615I hope Hasbro kills you off twilight.
>>9827620>who want to laugh at youThis doesn't happen if you're not autistic.
>>9827631That's clearly semen.
>>9827601Are you the type that refuses to vaccinate your children because you think you know more than the doctors and then wonder why your kid gets sick all the time?
>>9827544YEah, I'm TOTALLY going to take a random cocktail of drugs from somebody on the internet.
>>9827544Are you really taking all that shit?
>>9827636I laughed more than I should off.
>>9827620Scoots, no one just invites someone to a party to laugh at them.