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This thread brought to you by the letter "apple."

Old thread:
>>9800683
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>>9803895
Ugh, Isaac..
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So how's it going guys?
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Why is she so perfect?
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What a disgusting horse.
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>>9803886
That's my favorite letter.
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Sheesh Mac not in public!
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>>9803886
Apples?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNW7FJwWq9M
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>>9803886
I know others have mentioned this before, but have we ever even tried to have a thread without mentioning red fruit?
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What does Applejack think about Potatos?
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>>9803580
>>9803685
Alright, here you go.
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FUCK THAT HORSE FUCK THAT HORSE
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Audio of horse sucking a cock
https://soundcloud.com/user52990180/mare-blowjob
Video of horse sucking a cock
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Video of a mini mare getting fucked in HD
&nonfiles.com/file/02336609e1f6cb41e0784cb2bf2ac661
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>>9803897
Gee its almost as if /mlp/ and rule 15 were completely and utter pointless, effectively punishing the responsible /co/ fans by segregating them from everything else and forever giving this show a shitposting status.
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>>9803944
I would but it's not real!
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>>9803945
How do I use the bottom 2 files
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>>9803927

>Derps
>too much happening per page
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9803937
I bet she puts apple butter on her potatoes.
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>>9803923
You talking shit about my waifu, nyeeguh?
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any strams going?
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>>9803940
and
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>>9803960
I giggled.
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>>9803965
Night best princess.
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Will I ever produce something decent

FUCK IF I KNOW
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>>9803960
xD /) delayed for 2 years
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I think if I were depressed enough to go on a shooting spree I'd at least try to rob a bank first.
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So in the end is that Hot Topic video real or something they made up?
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>>9803968
>you will never have a nigga moment
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>>9803980
Anon: I dislike this!
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>>9803980
Is that image what you produced?
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>>9803971
also

that's all I got
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>>9803990
What is?
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>>9803980
You still produced something cute and that's something
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjEintbDXc

The animation is enjoyable, but the music just seems out of place
and chokeouts are a cheap way to win a fight
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>>9803935
Do you have a problem with cherries?
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>>9803990
They are saying that in the very beginning, was a short clip of Season 4 where Twilight was having trouble flying.
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>>9803917
>Jessica Edwards

How would MLP General react to a cute pony/animal series that featured strong political commentary? Kind of like a mix of LoGH and MLP?
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>>9803940
>>9803971
>>9804001
Thanks m8
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>>9803990
Exprain
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>>9803954
replace & with an 'a' and hit download
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>>9803912
Aww, you keep playing tough~
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>>9803986
Depression doesn't want to make you go on a shooting spree. Severe mental illness aided by medication does.
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>>9803923
But she's a pretty pony.
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>>9804004
it'd be cooler if it didn't resort to human anatomy though
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>>9803950
Bronies, man.
Fucking... Bronies.
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>>9804004
She murdered that motherfucker, anon.
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>>9804000
Yeh I did it. AND I AIN'T SORRY BOUT IT, NEITHER.
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>>9804016

In general, I would love a series that had the cuteness of MLP, plus more serious plots.
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>>9803969
I don't think so, what kind of stream would you like?
maybe I could stream a movie or something
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>>9803945
>she's eating it all

I don't need this shit right now, why boner
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>>9803980
color it
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>>9803980
YESSSS
NEVER STOP
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>>9804019
no prob.
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>>9804004

>Human poses
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>>9804043
STREAM HORSE PORN
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>>9803980

Replace generic anon face with a dude's face.
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>>9803980
Is that space under Ponk's hair curl thing to the right of Anon's head supposed to be filled in too? It doesn't look like it is.
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Well, its been over an hour and no one showed up. Guess no one wanted to quest tonight. Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow night.

But how about a joke?

How much do pony's charge for a nibble?

4 bits!
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BUTTS
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>>9804014
>having trouble flying.
Did you not watch the end of the s3 finale?
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>>9804039
It's good. Her front left leg is kind of odd, however.
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Pony, pony pony pony. Pony pony pony pony! PONY?!
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>>9804074
Pfftheh
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>>9803990
what?
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>>9804086
Pone
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>>9804021
Is anything from there from S4 or is everything fanmade and not from S4?

It's just that the haven't finished voice recording which happens quite some time before animation starts, there are no announcements on either Top draws or DHX media's site and in the past two years whne they started animation for the next season of the show they would announce it with info such as when the work for the animation starts, when it's done and how many episodes were ordered.
It's kinda strange that Hasbro would give them info out of all persons. I mean fuck the editor of the comic which talks a shitload with Hasbro and is in contact with them almost nonstop wasn't told about Twilycorn and Hot Topic get's exclusive info about S4?
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>>9803950
had you been in control of the site back then, how would you have handled ponies, MLPG?
if complete control were handed over to you right now, what would you do about Rule 15?
would you do anything at all?

inb4 this devolves into discussion about which board you want deleted, let's not do that
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>>9804067
Good catch, bucko.
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>>9804079
THAT WASN'T FLYING!
IT WAS FALLING, WITH ADORABLENESS!
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>>9804067
I see what you're talking about, yeah it looks like it's not supposed to be filled in.
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>>9803945
that last one is fucking hot, he grabs the pony by the mane and uses it to pull himself in balls deep
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>>9804074

hehe
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>>9804002
>>9804021
>>9804093
You mean you three don't know about the new video that Hot Topic made?
Here you guys go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okg38oDyY3Q
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>>9804115
That pink is really cute
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>>9804036
If she wanted to murder him, she would've twisted his neck
>>9804031
I can't even imagine an extensive fight scene with horse anatomy and movement
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>>9804105
Because Hot Topic caters tp bronies. Fuck them.
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>>9804056
I would, but I don't have a lot of my videos, got a new desktop and they're all on my laptop. The mare blowjob video is one of the best beast vids of all time imo, that's the one that got me into it.
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>>9804105
hot topic just outsources those animations to some random people, although it is a possibility that Studio B and Top draw are involved on some minor level (models at most, maybe).

they've got money
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>>9804056
I don't have any
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>>9804074
Is that a computer science joke? Cause I think I get it, but I'm not sure.
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>>9804143
that pony is too small
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>>9804115

Why is she tackling Agent 47?
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>>9804107
I would just let it happen and not explicitly forbid anything
if ponies are getting spammed then it would be deleted as spam, just like anything else
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>>9804115
I really wish artists would draw more pics like this.
There's only a few around, and even fewer who can draw it well.
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>>9804143
I thought it was loitering
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>>9804036

No, she didn't. She choked him out. Don't you know anything about Jiu Jitsu?
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>>9804169
>"You'll always be the same Twilight to me..."
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>>9804129
Gracias.
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>>9804143
>-point-
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if you close the door
the night could last forever


leave the sunshine out
and say hello to never
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>>9804105
I said it before when the clip was first posted here.
It has nothing to do with S4. It's just random crap they made up.
No Twily flying lesson, no filly Celestia and Luna no nothing.
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>>9804126
>that if you could time travel part
me too twilight, me too
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>>9804107
Probably what >>9804168 said. I suppose I might have created /mlp/ but still allowed ponies on /co/ because it's relevant there, and /v/ if a game ever game out.
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>>9804126
Huh...
>Twilight fucking sucks at flying.
An excuse to stay on the ground?
Or an episode where Dash and Fluttershy try to teach her how to fly?

Shit...
Stop making me like this wingy change of events!
Also fuck, Hot Topic sure did jump on the bandwagon hard.
No wonder Voltaire is into ponies now...
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>>9804107
delete the spam from the other boards and leave the ponies in /co/

the whining capefags would just have to learn to deal
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>>9804167
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>>9804169
>"I'm going to fuck you and hide the body"
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>>9804188
Cute flash
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>>9804188
Who sang that song anyhow?
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Why don't they lift? Why don't you lift?
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>>9804228
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>>9804126
>hot topic
HOLYSHIT DID I GO BACK TO 2007?
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>>9804203
cautious optimism anon, cautious optimism
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>>9804167
Pinkie is a double agent, she's blowing his cover.
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>>>/co/48370452
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Twily~
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>>9804169
I very much agree. If I can I'd love to do plenty more.

Maybe as comics who knows
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>>9804203
>Also fuck, Hot Topic sure did jump on the bandwagon hard.

Yeah no shit. Plus they blatantly overpricing everything (20 FUCKING BUCKS FOR A T-SHIRT) means they make a killing (I saw a dad by 2 Time Turner Vinyl dolls for his son plus shirts and comics)
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>>9804242
The drummer for Velvet Underground.
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>>9804250
Thats Princess Twily
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>>9804249
>poor nanako
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>>9804203
Voltaire makes fun of Hot Topic...

Anyway dude loves cartoons. Fuck he made some himself and is a teacher at the animation school in NY or something.
I don't find it surprising if he liked ponies. And he has products all over the place. I mean fuck he had products for that online game Adventure Quest or one of their games.
And it's a limited thing so he wouldn't make that much money from ponies.

Still a Discord Song would be glorious.
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>>9804169
>keep that mane short...
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>>9804244
>implying I wouldn't fuck her until she loved me
It seems we are at an impasse.
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>>9804192
I would laugh if Hasbro snuck it in and had Hot Topic put their shit on top of it to hide the fact that it's an official leak.
Just so people go "Naawwww"
When the new season rolls around and we see the flying lesson ep and the time travel ep they just watch the fires below and laugh.
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>>9803945
First 2 parts to the famous Pink Pussy series from Beastranch, features a white mare in heat that looks exactly like Rarity:
$endspace.com/file/bkpcqr
$endspace.com/file/6zmqbz
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>>9804242
Maureen Tucker, from The Velvet Underground
It's a great song and album
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>>9804254
DO IT

DO EEEEET
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>>9804203
Anon like anons said it's more then probably fake. Hot Topic hires their own animators and just made some stuff up.
Animation for the next season hasn't even probably started.
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>>9804203
I remember when I was at unicon there were some bronies asking me where hot topic was. I think I replied "It's like I am really back in junior high".
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>>9804107
>had you been in control of the site back then, how would you have handled ponies, MLPG?


Maybe not do the February bannings two years ago on /co/ because of stupid shit on /b/, shooting up a reg flag to every troll on the sire saying "Hey guys, use this! This works!"

Maybe not forcibly accelerate the brony fanbase on the rest of the internet because of that.

Maybe do my fucking job and treat pony spam exactly the same as all the other spam thats ever been done before and not single it out, adding fuel to the fire.

Maybe not create an unnecessary and mostly awful board for the sake of /v/ and /b/ being too stupid to not feed the exact same trolling for two years straight.

Maybe not make a niche global rule, forever making the subject as shitposting and catering to this whole stupid internet war.
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>>9804272
>Voltaire makes a villain song.
i would jizz flaming chainsaws that were guitars that played metal.
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>>9804255
>dad
>buying for son
One or both of those two had better be homosexuals.
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>>9804281
a flying episode is the one thing i hope for the most in the next season
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>>9804301
so whatever happened to commissions
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>>9804243
I bet they're shop lifting!
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>>9804273
>you'll never have to say goodbye to your favorite pony forever before cosmic forces beyond your control return you to Earth
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>tfw Applejack isn't your waifu
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>>9804309
http://voltaire.net/store/pony_of_doom/

Just got to order yourself a PoD
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>>9804244
>Twilight violently raping anon until she mindbreaks him
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>>9804316
I'm still working on the pricesheet and figuring out how this whole paypal thing works
I'm not good at this whole Paypal stuff
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>>9804122
>>9804046
>>9803954
I didn't realize this place had actual horsefuckers
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>>9804307
The February bans weren't moot's fault dude. It was just a mod that went mad.
And moot did the third thing just that /v/ and /b/ wouldn't shut up. Poor guy resisted for an year. Who knows how many fucking emails he got about pony.

The last two are stupid and his fault tough
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>>9804331
>Klondike after Friday is over.gif
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>>9804331
>tfw Lyra isn't your waifu
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>>9804343

>being this new
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>>9804115
Anon/pone interaction is one of my favorite subjects. The ones where Anon doesn't return the feelings or goes against it is hilarious to me.
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>>9804203
Depends have we gotten anything from hasbro or the writers? Some of the shit they said follows pretty close to some of the other hints. BUT IF THEY ARE JOKING ABOUT THAT BLATANT LUNA/CELESTIA EPISODE ONLY THE DEAD WILL KNOW PEACE
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>>9804338
paypal is easy I use it for all of my pony transactions

Just need a bank account
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>>9804331
>tfw community is going to shit
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>>9804336
This sounds familiar....
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>>9804343

If horses were clean and had human inteligence I would have sex with them.
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>>9804336
Humans are dangerous, anon.

He'd probably mindbreak her inadvertently.
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why is your favorite pony so terrible
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I need that picture of the pony with no legs and anon freaking out
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>>9804255
>20 bucks for a t-shirt
>expensive
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>>9804334
Oh god it's happening...
Fuck it, it fucking happened.
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>>9804374

But you are my favorite pony.
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>>9804385
$20 is pretty expensive for a cheap graphic tee
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>>9804373
>turns her in to a slut just by accepting her advances and letting her have her fun
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>>9804364
>tfw it was shit as soon as it gained the "community" element.
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>>9804356
I like it all.

Especially the tender moments.
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>>9804377
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>>9804343
I'm not sure if I would actually fuck a horse, but those vids are hot. I like the idea of it more than the actual action.
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>>9804388
yes
and i'm shit
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>>9804385

I buy high quality solid color cotton T-shirts from thrift stores. 10 dollars each.

The colors I have are:
>Greyx2
>red x2
>orange
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>>9804334
>THIS JUST IN: Voltaire says that if all of the Ponies of Doom sell out within one month's time, he will write a song about Dischord from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!!! So, tell all of your friends! Let's make this happen!

>He just remixes Eurobeats song.
>Three billion hits.
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>>9804390
not really, not a licensed shirt anyways
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If you were to go back in time, would you stop Twilight Ailcorn before it happened now MLPG?
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>>9804397
how would Twilight react when she finally realizes that they won't really grow back?
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>>9804385
I can get three for that price easily.
Not to mention the printer shops that'd allow me to print whatever picture I want.
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>>9804344
>Emails
What the hell would they even say.

>"moot, pone, halp"
>"Moot, as a consumer, I am entitled to not have ponies all over my boards. good day"
>"JEWT YOU MOTHERFUCKER, GRAAAH"
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>>9804413
Probably not. But how would I, even if I wanted to?
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>>9804418
She would magic a book
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>>9804397
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>>9804336
Mindbreaking is Twilight's darkest fantasy
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>>9804395
Like tender belly rubs?
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>>9804427
I don't understand the purpose of this picture
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>>9804255
>Dad buying for son.

Remember when we said the excuse was for our nieces?
Yeah, he evolved.
>"I-it's for my son!"
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>>9804344
>"Here you go bronies, you very own board! This is completely for your benefit and not at all a quarantine. We know all that spam wasn't you."

>Not enough content to warrant a board, so its most shit
> There was already a 24/7 general fulfilling this exact purpose
>Avatarfagging is allowed
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>>9804418
Ain't no thing. She can do magic and more recently, fly.
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>>9804413
no because its a natural progression of things
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>>9804244
>>9804336
>>9804429
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>>9804385
I can easily get 3, maybe 4 at that price. Granted, it was the Irish Lyra cover, but 20 for a tshirt is seriously a rip off.
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>>9804421
Dude it would be from /v/ and /b/. You do the math
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>>9804334
>>9804407

>Dischord
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>>9804430
And tender pats.
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>>9804429
>mfw she breaks their mind and they become nothing but dull slaves to her will
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>>9804255
I've been in Hot Topic three times.

The first time was in the 90s. Maybe 1993. Went in on this one odd occasion when the entire football team, which I was a member of, wound up at the mall for some reason. There was a pair of shorts on the rack everybody agreed was awesome. Had weird leather patches in odd spots. Mostly purple.

The second time was a couple weeks later. Couldn't find the shorts. Oh well.

The third time was last year. Xmas shopping season. I bought my daughter a Rainbow Dash backpack. They bought me, though they were "hiding" it, an Adventure Time headset. They gave it too me for Christmas.
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>>9804446
She'll get you too, anon.
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>>9804419
Even horse porn?
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>>9804446
>not jacking off to being mindraped by a pony for all eternity
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>>9804421
probably your typical shitposter content
"stop allowing this subhuman filth to contaminate our boards"
"these autistic manchildren MUST be stopped"
"I'm going to stop using 4chan if you don't do something about these shitstains!"
etc.
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>>9804470
>my daughter
oh geez

i knew we had marriedfags in here, but now we have PARENTFAGS

this is terrifying
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>>9804470
>Maybe 1993

Damn nigga u old
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>>9804461
>Voltaire makes it a drunken pub song.
>"I losht mah drinsh in the mornin~"
>"Dishord mushta taken dem awayyyy~"
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>>9804470
Is having a daughter cool, anon?
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>>9804470
>daughter
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>>9804486
How about grandparentfags?
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>>9804470
your daughter has good taste in pone
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>>9804493

Not him.

I'm 29.
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>>9804470
Can you put your daughter on?
I want to talk with her about Rainbow Dash
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>>9804470
>daughter
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If earth ponies have the most voluminous loads, what are pegasi and unicorns specialties?
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>>9804476
Probably none of that, but I don't want one of those anyway.
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>>9804470
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE IF YOU HAVE KIDS
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>>9804508
do you have a kid too?
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>>9804502
>Dash

No she doesn't. But I won't insult his daughter's taste out of respect.
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>>9804446
>Not wanting to be mindraped by a pony

What if we like this show due to a pony mindraping us?
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>>9804475
>>9804478
See, this is the shit right here
This is why fluttershy is such a better waifu
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>having kids
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>Having kids
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>>9804520
Unicorns can engage in more kinds of fetishes

Peagusi can rape earth ponies at will and drop and hide the body
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>>9804486
THE NEXT GENERATION OF HORSEFUCKER WILL GROW STRONGER
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Wait how old is mlpg? I thought most people fell in the 19-24 age group
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>>9804530
yes she does, dash is a great pony
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>>9804427
lewd
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>>9804470

>daughter

Ok anon seriously, you should probably stop playing pretend and give the kid back. Her parents miss her.
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>>9804517
My daugther is not a pleb.
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>>9804526
>do you have a kid too?

I want one.
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>>9804534
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>>9804546
22 and 22 years sober
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>>9804520
Pegasus ponies are incredibly sensitive and recover significantly faster
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>>9803886

>Applejack preparing to self-boop.thumbnail
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>>9804542
>>9804540
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>>9804534
But fluttershy can't turn you into a mindless fucktoy that obeys her wishes
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>>9804534
roogna pls
white pone is a better waifu
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>>9804547
No she isn't.
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>>9804540
>>9804542
oh you guys
YOU GUYS
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>>9804563
>not 22 years virgin
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Does kidnapping count as having a kid?
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>>9804546
Yes
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>>9804556
I hear the chinese ones are going for cheap nowadays
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>>9804546
18
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>>9804563
same, only im drunk right now
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>>9804475
It's a unicorn thing. Power is their aphrodisiac.
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>>9804483
At least it's been getting a little better. Someone started a FFFRIDAY NIGHT thread with a pony image in it and no one got all upset, well, the ones that did get buttblasted were told to shut their faces.
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>>9804580
i'm both
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>>9804569
>what is the stare
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>>9804585
>I hear the chinese ones are going for cheap nowadays

I want a kid who looks like me. I'd love to pick up some Syrian orphans.
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>>9804576
yes she is, she is cute and pretty, and loves her frens. she is a fine pony
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>>9804546
26
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>>9804589
>that horn
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I may never unf again
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I just want to be in a healthy romantic relationship with her

without any of the weird mindbreak stuff...
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http://i.imgur.com/Qva5Sdq.gif
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>>9804534
Fluttershy just chains you up and locks you in the basement, coming down to fill your bowls and tell you about her day.
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>>9804614
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>>9804607
No she's not.
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>>9804546
>Wait how old is mlpg? I thought most people fell in the 19-24 age group

GG is 25-30 based on his 90's music. Most artists are likely the same age range.
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>>9804620
I might like that for a little while
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>there are people here old enough to be my senpai
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I think I want kids...
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>>9804614
That's the thing anon
She makes you believe your in a healthy relationship
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>>9804546
>Wait how old is mlpg? I thought most people fell in the 19-24 age group

I'm that 29 year old again.

Am I the oldest here?
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>>9804620
>read that as "fill your bowels"
welp, time for a walk outside.
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>>9804628
anon stop it, you are wrong.
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>>9804614
But you can, anon.
Just ignore all the weirdos.
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>>9804546
18
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>>9804546
18
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>>9804617
>Qva5Sdq
I shouldn't unf to this
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>>9804635
>tfw have talked to my senpai
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>>9804637
but dash.

your sterile
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>>9804637
Only goats can have kids.
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>>9804546
18 here.
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>>9804637
>Dash wanting kids
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>>9804635
>There are people here
Wait... I thought you were all ponies?
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>>9804637
>barren
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>>9804614
are you still into the kinky stuff you like? What about the kinky stuff she likes?
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>>9804661
We wish
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>>9804655
>implying she isnt greatest of all time
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>>9804550

Dad you are the pleb, it is you.
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>>9804601
>>9804620
>>9804634
>>9804641
Guys pls no
I dont want to have to change waifus again
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>tfw people want to be your sempai but you always want it to be the other way aroudn
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>>9804614
Anon all the ponies would be like that. None of them are horrible fetish fiends.

I mean take Rarity for example. She'd probably do some light Femdom and try some new things at most but most of the sex with her would be consensual sex in the most common position with the lights off because off love.
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>>9804639
Hey gramps. Go buy us beer.
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>>9804661
shhh don't tell anyone
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>>9804612
You can tell the tumblr gifs because of the quality, frame skipping, and filesize.
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>>9804663
>>9804653
You wouldn't adopt a child with her?
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>>9804655
Seeing Pinkie perfectly still in this .gif is odd.
It's unlike her.
Gives me the willies.
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>>9804671
Don't you have a con to attend?
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Ohhh
some one must have accidentally hit this
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>>9804546
>everyone replying is either 18 or at least 3-4 years older

wonder how many people here are underage
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>>9804334
>Red and black.

Disgusting.png
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>>9804645
yeah, you're ri-
...o-oh my...
Twilight why are you looking at me like that
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>>9804683
of course i would.

i would adopt scootaloo
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>>9804586
>>9804647
>>9804649
>>9804658
good god how old were you when you first posted here?
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>>9804684
Ponies enjoy being still
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>>9804674
No waifu is entirely pure
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>>9804682
I know right? Its like he's saying "brawn"
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>>9804696
I believe you have fallen under the guise of a fantastical trick
>>
/soc/ plz go
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>>9804638
>Twilight has you convinced all the twisted stuff she puts you through and has you put her through is normal
>you're blissfully unaware of the looks you get when you put on your collar or hers and go for a walk
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>>9804637
>I think I want kids...

Adopt.
Adopt adopt adopt.

Why? There's plenty of adorable little orphans in the world who will live awful lives simply because of where they're born. It's selfish to have your own biological kids and ignore them.
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>>9804696
pssh, like 5.
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>>9804674
But luna is already best waifu
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watching MTBPW right now and makes this scene so much cuter to me
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I got snus today, does Applejack dip or chew?
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>>9804664
I'm vanilla.
...mostly.
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>>9804707
how is a little /soc/ a bad thing?
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>>9804674
you're not supposed to change waifus in the first place!
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>>9804730
Gotta draw the line some where
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>>9804730
Your waifu is a slut, that's why
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>>9804614
>a healthy romantic relationship with her
>without any of the weird mindbreak stuff
I'm afraid that's not your choice, anon
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>>9804696
I was 15. I stayed on /b/ until 17, though. I was such a fucking faggot
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>>9804689
>>9804707
it's a weekend hiatus night, what do you expect?
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>>9804691

What do you expect from something called the Pony of Doom, also a parody.

I just wish it came with a spork.
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>>9804702
That's okay
She just had to not be a one trick pony
>>9804719
Nonono
Luna is sleepytime horse
I cant waifu royalty if I'm not royaly
>>9804734
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
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>>9804725
what about her?
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>>9804696
>>9804649
12
My uncle was an originalfag. I had an odd childhood prior to that because of him. Christmas was interesting.
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>>9804696
I was in the sixth grade
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>>9804696
To be honest, I believe I first posted here at the age of 15. My very first post was on /b/ in a thread. My second post would be in /a/.
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>>9804707
You're right I am sorry, let's talk about tomorrows episode!
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My Ideal wife is one that says "Baby, we should have kids"

In which I reply If I ever knock you up. I will literally punch you in the cunt

She just laughs and says "If we ever have kids, I will chop off your dick"
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>>9804696
13
it's been a long 8 years
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>>9804750
YES DO THIS DO THIS MORE
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>>9804759
What episode are you going to watch tomorrow?
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>>9804750
YO WHAT THE FUCK TWILIGHT. YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYMORE COLA
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>>9804760
I don't like you anymore
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>>9804723
>dip

Absolutely disgusting.
She probably does it.
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>>9804546

I am 25

I originally came to 4chan for the loli board.
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>>9804713
>Single well-meaning men can't adopt because of assumed pedophilia and abusive tendencies

I want to be a father more than I want to be in a relationship, damn it
>>
I posted in MLPG straight out of the womb
Now I'm 26 years young
and living the high life!
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>>9804753
That feel when I was raised to be autistic by you fuckers.
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>>9804753
Does your uncle likes ponies?
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>>9804771
>Liking things
idgaf
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>>9804740
It hasn't even left a single thread yet.

>>9804741
Sunbutt is not a slut. Take that back.
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>>9804692
twilight's marehood must feel so good, that juicy, purple, warm vag winking around you, draining your balls dry as she milks you into a mindblowing orgasm
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>>9804696
17
Started using 4chan because of you guys. It's been two and a half years. Two and a half long years.
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>>9804750
Yes Twilight, since we are such good friends. I was just checking in this book, wanted to let you what I thought about it. I mean, that's what friends do, talk about how they feel about things...
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>>9804753
>>9804754
>>9804763
what the fuck

did most people here start posting in 06-07?
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>>9804784
Are you a dog
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>>9804777
you black and white, lucky son of a gun
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>>9804723
She probably chews. She'd probably enjoy Redman
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>>9804782
What a shame.

Would ponies allow a human to adopt a young pony?
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>>9804787
Fuck off weirdo
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>>9804753
>hey anon, 69 gets the big present
>he's fashioned a random number generator from a watchface and a usb drive
>somehow
>roll 32
>he takes your present
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>>9804752
I...don't know...

...cheek rubbies?
ear-scratchies, perhaps?
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>>9804723
>dip
one of the most disgusting habits ever. i think i hate it more than cigarettes.
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>>9804797
'05
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>>9804723
She likes cope wintergreen and likes to kiss you without warning, spitting a big mouthful of brown tobacco juice into your mouth
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>>9804655
those ponies are high as fuck
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>>9804805
have you finished that Dash hips?
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>>9804816
>cheek rubbies?
>ear-scratchies
Fuck this shit. I'm going to bead. Wake me up when MLPG isn't acting like ecstatic loving mothers. Fucking disgusting
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>>9804797
'06, yes SIR
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>Spring Temple Buddha will never be a wonder in a Civ game
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>>9804777
>I originally came to 4chan for the loli board.

Never forget
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>>9804797
Yeah. More like '04ish '05ish.
>>
Hey wait a minute, that Pony of Doom has TWO cutie marks!
THANKS OBAMA
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>>9804814
He fucking wrapped my present in duct-ape, zip-ties, and more duck-tape. And the game wasn't even in the case.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A FOUR YEAR OLD
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>>9804832
>have you finished that Dash hips?

No. He deleted it and made a post saying it was a dumb idea that he will never revisit.
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>>9804797
Lurked forever, started actually posting just last year.
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>>9804829
ponies 420blaze it 24/7
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>>9804849

SHE'S CURSED
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>>9804853
now he can do more applehips
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>>9804827
>Dipping copenhagen wintergreen as I read this

Feels good man
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>>9804837
anon pls
You should know by now that people can't help but baby pones.
It's in our nature.
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>>9804723
>dip
FUCKING
GROSS
>>
>cute/fun pone doing cute/fun things is over because of Twilycorn
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>>9804832
http://texdrawings.tumblr.com/post/47753565874
This has Dash hips.

Unless you wanted something newer, but I haven't started anything since.
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>>9804850
>"for the lulz"
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>>9804853
fuck you anon, stop hating on mai waifu
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>>9804866
No, I respect them.
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>>9804676
>making slow, passionate love to Rarity under the sheets by candlelight

this is my fetish...
by this point it's so overshadowed by hardcore fetish stuff that it might as well be a fetish itself
>>
2edgy4me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tBZLrU2MDO8
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>>9804868
but cute princess can still do fun things and fun princess can still do cute things
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>>9804837
going to...bead?
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>>9804869
thats actually what i was asking about. i remember you posting her face the other day and was wondering. thx, looks cute
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>>9804887
So write about it, don't whine about it.

You think Rarity would like you whining about it?
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>>9804892

I'm so sick of MLP fandom shit.
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>>9804880
But anon, they LOVE it.
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>>9804867
>>
I kinda want to buy that Voltaire plush...
Even if it is shit red and black.
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>>9804869
how about Rarihips?
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Does anyone have any subtle applejack wallpapers?
Rarity seems to get all the good ones. Something akin to this maybe?
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>>9804896
You know why I dislike Twilycorn? There are multiple reasons but in the end almost all of them have the same theme: How will the writers handle it?
In the end I'm scared.

Now another thing that worries me is this. In the end in S1, S2, S3 all of them were just friends doing stuff. Yeah we got the occasional dragon crisis and adventure but most episodes were just them doing somewhat normal stuff. And that was one of the reasons I loved it. But now that Twilight is a princess it kinda closes the things they can do.
Now that Twilight is a princess she can't really do mundane stuff anymore. She can't just walk with a friend in the town just like that without getting attention from everyone, she has more resources so many conflicts can be solved just by her ordering something.

And yes she being a princess also open some new opportunities but many of them were possible without her being a princess. For example diplomatic missions to foreign lands? She was already Celestia's personal student. Celestia could have easily send her without the need of her being a princess.

I don't know man. I have said multiple times that I am sure that the writers can handle this but I'm still a bit scared and worried.
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>>9804896
But she's a Pretty Purple Princess now, like Cadence.
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>>9804866
they're just so cute.
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>>9804903
then why are you here?
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>>9804920
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>>9804920
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>>9804908
Disproven by the show.
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>>9804911
>Just realized both characters were Christopher Lloyd
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>>9804892
Man I loved that game.
One of the few things this fandom did somewhat good.
>>
Is there any pics of a humanized pony holding a ponified anon?
>It's something that happened in my dreams
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>>9804887
Don't forget about sharing a post-coital cigarette, even though you don't usually smoke
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>>9804892
Well, that's the only "dark" thing that i like from the fandom (one of the first ones too)
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>>9804887
I want to sex Pinkie normally, for what it's worth.
It would be a lot of fun I think and the cuddles and kisses would be magical.
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>>9804932
wat
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>>9804923
>I posted it again, guys!
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>>9804935
sadly no, I don't think so
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>>9804923
>She can't just walk with a friend in the town just like that without getting attention from everyone
bullshit, by season 3 they have been national heroes several times over and still get almost no recognition by most ponies.
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>>9804941
Yes.
Yes I would.
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>>9804931
As stupid as this blog was, I think it was cool how he explained there being different versions of characters
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>>9804948
it never stops being true
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>you would never be good enough for your waifu
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>>9804866
I don't think I could baby a pony unless it was... actually a baby pony.

I'd rather do cool stuff with them and go on adventures with them and talk about books.
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>>9804892
Wasn't there supposed to be a series of games as a followup?
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>>9804926
>then why are you here?

I don't mind some fan art. And these stupid jokes.

But I hate seeing people make stupid serious projects that are MLP spin offs.
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>>9804926
OOOHHHH RADDA
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>>9804923
hey, someone actually saved that picture. Neat.
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>>9804941
I do usually smoke
but I would quit for her
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>>9804639

It's been several times that i see someone claiming to be 29

Is the only 25+ age that i've seen consistently repeated
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>>9804959
>>9804959
if by true you mean his personal opinions
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>>9804950
Well thanks for that pic
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>>9804976

I'm 28.
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>>9804976
I dunno about him, but I'm 29, too.
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>>9804642
No, you are wrong.
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>>9804930
This is pretty nice. Thanks.

>>9804931
You got me.
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>>9804887
Don't feel too bad bro. I'm not at the level where vanilla bores me so I can definitely enjoy this
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>>9804970
You sick fuck
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>>9804935
I will draw it for you, anon.
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>>9804983
No problem
Let me know if you find what you're looking for
or tell us more about your dream
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>>9804912

I already did

I like pone
I like Voltaire
I like plush toys
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>>9804941
Cigarettes are disgusting and unhealthy.

If she wants to smoke one, fine, but I'm leaving the room first.
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>>9804987
how am i wrong?
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>>9804992
Woo Hoo
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To hear the right tell it, the United States is horribly overtaxed. But compared to other industrialized nations, our tax burden is among the lowest in the world. Citizens for Tax Justice looked at taxes collected as a percentage of GDP in the OECD countries and found exactly that.

Of the 34 OECD countries, the US ranks 32nd, with only Mexico and Chile having lower rates. And at 24.8% of GDP, we’re just barely over half the countries at the top (Denmark, Sweden, Belgium) and about 50% lower than the average. And yet we spend more on defense than those other 33 countries combined, and by a significant margin. That has long been our problem, of course; we want to be an empire but we don’t want to pay for it. Thus, we start wars that cost trillions of dollars while simultaneously cutting taxes, in effect writing a huge IOU to ourselves that we have to pay back with interest.

Also interesting are the trends. Since 1979, we have steadily slid down the list from the middle of the pack to one of the least-taxed countries. Also bear in mind that there has been a huge shift in where that tax burden is placed. In 1955, 27.3% of federal revenue came from corporate income taxes; today it’s 8.9%, with two-thirds of all corporations paying no income taxes at all and some of the largest and most profitable companies actually getting taxpayer money transferred to them rather than paying in. As a percentage of GDP, in 1955 corporate taxes were 4.3%; today they are 1.3%. Personal income taxes, on the other hand, have gone from 58% of federal revenue to 81.5%.

If we were to return corporate tax rates to where they should be, it would raise about half a trillion dollars a year (even now, when GDP is down; when the economy cranks up again, it would be even higher).
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>>9804941
I'd rather share a joint with her and then have slow, teasing stoned sex
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>>9804970
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>>9804964
>You will never babysit baby pones.
;_;
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>>9804964
Not even in private?
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>>9805002
MORE ENTHUSIASM
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>>9805002

Ghost blowjobs
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Think of your waifu
Got it?
You're deluded. She's mentally unstable to be wife material.
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>>9805006
You wouldn't tax a pony, would you?
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>>9805011
What ever happened to Chowder.
Does it still play during the week?
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>>9804995
Thanks, asshole. You just pushed me over the edge.

Still 25 bucks for something a brony would charge a few hundred?
Not bad.
And two plushes away from a Discord song.
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>>9805000
Dash is not a good pony.
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>>9805019
Say it again, anon!
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>>9805009
That's not for Rarity. That's for Fluttershy.
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>>9805026
Not without representation.
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>>9805015
WOOOOOOO

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>9805019
pone blowjobs
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>>9804992
Thanks.
>>9804993
It was nothing special, just having my ears scratch by a humanized twilight while watching a movie (I think it was the fifth element) and then later playing around in the yard.

I think I was a pegasus mare.
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>>9805009
that...sounds pretty good too, actually...
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>>9805009
That strikes me more of FS than Rarity. Slight drunk sex is definitely RY though.
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>>9805025
That's true, but on the other hand I wouldn't make that great of a husband.
So we're perfect together.
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>>9805030
how anon? she might have been a little agrivating early in season 2 but she has been great ever since then
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>>9805039
there is not enough fanart of this, even though there is a ton.
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>>9805020
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>>9805032
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>>9803886
Best letter in the book
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>>9805026
How is the state going to pay for all the shit it needs to pay for?

Do you really hate America that much that you would let a pony go untaxed? We need to regulate these fuckers. FOR AMERICA.
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>>9805028
I believe on Thursdays at around 7:00pm EST they play a bunch of older cartoons like Chowder.
I know recently they added Chowder to Netflix.
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>>9805036
You better not.

The Apples will fuck you up.
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>>9805026
Ponies would require tariffs when being transported to other countries.
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>>9804941
I'd smoke one with her anytime
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>>9805041
How beautiful
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>>9805057
You do a pretty good filthy politician impression.
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>>9805047
Her mane is absolutely terrible; probably the ugliest of the bunch. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, and she doesn't have any good episodes.
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>>>/q/545444
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>>9805036
So who will represent the earth ponies?
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>>9805041
>>9805002
I'm just going to finish watching like ten more minutes of this episode, then I'll get started on it.
>>9805065
Someone keeps sending me this message and I'm afraid I don't get the reference.
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>>9804950
>mind control through pony semen
What is this... weird feeling?
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>>9805069
Pony has no right being this cuddly.
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>>9805013
Not really. I mean, if she outright asked because it was her fetish, I guess I could be convinced; I've done it before, but I'm not that comfortable with it.
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>>9805020
2q4me
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>>9805084
anon pls

pls
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>>9805061
I actually had a dream about getting into a fight with Big Mac. I don't remember what it was for and i'm weak as shit, yet we somehow came out even
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>>9805060
>>9805028
You know, I never really liked Chowder after the fcouple of episodes. Didn't really mesh well with me.

But Flapjack was amazingly well done.
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>>9805080
Thanks man, you should have saw "American goes to heaven, no freedom", I wish someone capped it.
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>>9805085

This legit?
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>>9805105
He was just going easy on you because he wanted to wrassle
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>>9805093
Arousal, anon.
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>>9805101
That pony needs to calm her little apple ass down.
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>>9805050
I love that gif of Twilight sucking a cock, there's a good one of Fluttershy too. One of my favorites is Celestia with her tongue stuck out.
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>>9805088
Who knows? Maybe Celestia doesn't give them representation and they just get taxed anyway. I don't know about pony government.
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>>9805095
that pony is 2small
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>>9805110
Flapjack and Chowder were my favorites.
But CN is shit now.
It all started because of Johnny Test.
I HATE that show with a fiery passion.
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>>9805100
I would do it for her, and I think I could even get into it. It's not something I'm especially into, but I have at least a passing interest in almost every fetish.
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>>9805120
C'n y'help me drain these, Anon?
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>>9805103
Okay, I'm sorry. Dash is a good pony she's just not the best
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>>9805130
Is... is his boner poking through her spine??
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>>9805137
What am I, a drain specialist?
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>>9805029
No problemo, horsefucker.

But, yea 25 bucks aint bad. Just one of those over the top things that I just had to have.
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>>9805132
>there will never be an episode about Sweetie and Sapphire Shores
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>>9805120
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>>9805137
Y-YES.
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>>9805138
>she's just not the best
while i disagree i believe i can respect your opinion
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>>9805147
yes
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>>9805085
I hope you know this always happens when there's a shooting spree.

People shoop dates onto posts.

I bet someone did that on foolz archive they'd get found out fairly quickly
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>>9805114
I was there.
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>>9805132
BABS
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>>9805110
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>>9805135
>I HATE that show with a fiery passion.
Got renewed for a new season
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>>9805009
>getting Dash stoned and massaging her hooves, her increased sensitivity from the body high making her squeal and writhe at the lightest touch
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>>9805137
>"sigh... I'll get the pump. Again."
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>>9805173
I swear.
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>>9805169

>that right head

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>9805154
Ain't that a fucking feel.
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>>9805168
thank you for being there
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>You will never take care of a pony version of yourself
You wouldn't rape yourself, would you?
I mean unless you were asking for it
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>>9805173
Pony will last longer than Johnny Test
How does this make you feel
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>>9805127
>Who knows? Maybe Celestia doesn't give them representation and they just get taxed anyway. I don't know about pony government.

I've always hoped it was a merger of the 3 kinds of Pony representation that we saw in the backstory episode.

>Elected Chancellor
>Military General
>Royalty
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>>9805171
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MEA7yF2jxE
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PONY NO
PLEASE STOP
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT
I'M DYING, PONY
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>>9805169
IS THE ONLY GOOD NEW CHARACTER WE'VE HAD FOR ONE-AND-A-HALF SEASONS.
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>>9805176
I would like to do things to a human Dash's feet.
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>>9805137
y-you're not milky...
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>>9805176
>You aren't even touching her.
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>>9805192
Amazing.
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>>9805184
It's believing.
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>>9805191
I'd be asking for it
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>>9805202
>you're just thinking about touching her
>not even sexually
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>>9805194
I miss that show
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>>9805173
Whatever happened to the problem solverz?
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>>9805198
I just hope she's in season 4.
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>>9805137
I'm pretty sure you'd go to pony jail for that.
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>>9805197
that pone is 2cute
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>>9805199
A good massaging after she's come out the shower, half an hour after a fierce workout at the gym.
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>>9805163

But this time the media is picking up on it.

It supposedly being posted 3 minutes before is sketchy too.
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>>9805132
>Sapphire Shores being your waifu
>She hardly has time for you most of the day
>She's a celebrity until midnight.
>She comes home to a plate of dinner in the microwave
>Kisses you on the head as you sleep and then tucks in next to you.
>In the morning she has 2 more hours to be with her loving husband as a normal pony
>You sometimes forget you're married at all

Best waifu
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>>9805221
Everything that is decent gets pulled, don't ya know?
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>>9805130
Are you serious?
>>9805095
That pone is perfect sized.
The show is called "my LITTLE pony" for a reason anon.
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>>9805227
But they're so fuuuulllll~
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>>9805192
pony is still quite a ways from reaching the shit that is Johnny test, so that makes me feel p good
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>>9805222

When the fuck did that happen?
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>>9805211
.....is that dragonforce?
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>>9805137
The thing about tits this big is that it's a serious medical issue. Yes, it's not meant to be taken seriously, but I can't be invested in it because all I think about is how she has to live with those things. Like, people treating her like an object that induces boners and how lonely she feels since nobody thinks about who she is instead of what she is. They overshadow her.
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>>9805197

>"Shhh... It's okay. You're just waking up. I'll be here to make the nightmares go away whenever you need me to."
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>>9805227
She's just so pent up, and no one will help her relieve all that pressure. They just keep getting bigger and bigger!
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>>9805229
>after she's come out the shower
YES! I'm not the only one who likes feet to be clean!
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>>9805137
>>9805227
Is this like, a thing now, or something?
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>>9805244
...Almost instantly.
>>
Your waifu just had sex.
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>>9805239
Smaller pones are the best. Perfect cuddling size.
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>>9805239
Yes, I agree. Perfect pone size.
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>>9805228
That pony was trying to kill me
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>>9805249
>you will never get to know and love the pony behind the impossible bust
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>>9805093
Speaking of mind control, what ever happened to those hypnosis threads?

I was gone for a while then I come back and then they're gone.

and even hypnochan is gone.
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>>9805264
and it felt so good
>>
Fun fact: You've never seen a vagina.
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>>9805267
That pony is too small for cuddles.
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>>9805239
but bigger pone means better cuddles
don't you want an optimal cuddlebuddy?

http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1365747194148.png
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>>9805264
Yeah, I know.
It was pretty awesome. But how did you know?
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>>9805255
Of course, that's when they're the best for massages and playing with. I even wrote a fic of dashs clean feat once.
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>>9805277
That is neither fun nor a fact.
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>>9805264
with me I hope.
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>>9805267
small pone is too small for sexuals
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>>9805211
>Sweetie and Sapphire singing anything but poppy tunes with funk and R&B influences
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>>9805239
Well anon unfortunately this is the most accurate chart.
The Saddle Arabia horses only confirms it.
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>>9805239
I think it's a bit too small. And they're only little compared to stuff like Hydras.
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>>9805264
It was amazing.
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>tfw comic trading cards will never happen
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>>9805267
too small for cuddles
too small for sexuals
too big for pet
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>>9805224
>no Morrow for S4

Unless another writer decides to use her, the comics is the best bet in seeing Babs again
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>>9805184
>Mane 6 go on a trip to the beach
>rarity is late to get back and look after sweetie.
> sapphire shores shows up to see rarity about an outfit.
>finds sweetie also waiting for Rarity.
>cue duet and glamorous pop star montage.
>sweetie realizes she forgot about rarity and wonders where she is.
>cut to rarity fighting a giant crab on the beach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YvIFTgSD5U
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>>9805290
...
So they are gonna be the new Maroon 5?
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>>9805277
Oh god, you're right.
I've never even had a kiss.
I ignore this stuff most of the time, but occasionally I'll be reminded and feel like something less than human.
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>>9805296
and those things are like 15 stories high!
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bXQK8b3gT0
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>>9805299
Good. I got my comic book trading card fix back in the 90s.
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>>9805293
>CMC only 70 cm tall
ENOUGH FOR ME
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>>9805288
Well that's good, pone is not meant for sexual.
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>>9805283
Link, please!
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Evens: Draw
Odds: Videogames
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>>9805267
>Ever vigilant, Tex Anon has trained himself to sleep while angry
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>>9805277
I've seen pictures of a vagina.
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>>9805327
what are you going to play?
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>>9805303
>too big for pet
How retarded are you?
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>>9805277

That's not a fact.
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Day 55
4/12/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,109 (Running Total: 546,633)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 23,388 (Running Total: 1,488,030)

Posting rate is still kind of high... odd, but not a bad thing.

Pones.
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>>9805327

7 is an Even number.
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>>9805315
>I've never even had a kiss

I love this place because I'm reminded no matter how little I think of myself there is at least one person that I am better than.
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>>9805315
>The audience goes "AWWWWWWWWW" when this happens

why
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>>9805199
So would I, god would I ever.
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>>9805346
>Winners don't use boop
That's a fucking lie
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>>9805327
Draw vidya
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>>9805299
>NightMare Rarity card
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>>9805318
I'd a hydra
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>>9805346

how is your horse fucking levels?
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>>9805331
You mean you don't scowl while sleeping?
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>>9805326
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10L9lCYCKvqhEvpjHbHzPU-enAwvyeE_v9qfJ4MOMHL4/edit

2old
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>>9805315

Why do you care so much what other people think of you?
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>>9805346
I thought you died
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>>9805346
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bestest pone

>>9805346
Yeah weird shit. We've been fast as fuck recently
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>>9805324
Sure they are, that's how they have babies. Do you not want ponies to have babies?
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>>9805324
Why not?
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>>9805229
I'd prefer the massage after her workout, then we could get in the shower later. Sweaty girls smell amazing.
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>>9805338
Pony Souls
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>>9805277
so? It's not like it matters.
It's not like having friends matter either.

pone and pone related accessories matter.
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>>9805368
4
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>>9805378
So Marker is Goku and dead hourse is Picollo, right?
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>>9805277
nuh uh

This one time I saw a girl's vagina at the local pool!

She was like 5 and I looked away as soon as I realised that her mother was putting her in her swimsuit right on the fucking bleachers in front of everyone
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>>9805369

I'm not enough of a badass punk to do that.
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>>9805299
>See people in those wheeled leg braces.
>Cannot un-see that comic now.
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>>9805375
Because I have emotional problems, I guess.
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>>9805390
>not having pone friends

you monster
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>Went out Friday night
>Just got back
>Got quite drunk
>Almost certain I sucked my friends dick
I'm gonna be the slutty colt when I go to Equestria
I can feel it

>>9805277
That's not fun at all
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>>9805318
Actually an anon did the math for their height based on this chart >>9805293
They are 18 or 19 meters tall
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>>9805364
>FOIL Nightmarity card
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>>9805386
yussss. Best game in recent memory.
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>>9805368
is that determined by how many of your fetishes get crossed over with pone? Because if so I might be at max level.
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>>9805283
I like both. Not rancid feet, but a little smelly is nice.
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>>9805354
I hate going to movies and hearing people burst out laughing when something that's not even that funny happens.

The only thing that can make me angrier is when people clap after a movie.
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>>9805386
are you going to stream?
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>>9805393

Leth, what is MLPG Hamburger Time? What does it mean?
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>>9805376
Computers can't die anon.
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>>9805386
>xxScootachickenxDxx invades
>Get lag friendshipped
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>>9805403
>the dangers of going outside.grntxt
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>>9805409
WRITE YA PIECE OF SHIT
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>>9805409
>not posting crab
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>>9805422
Reference to Metalocalypse
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>>9805275
Hypnochan went under awhile ago due to copyright claims and such

The hypnosis threads just went out of fashion, like most general threads
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>>9805422
>hamburger time day 55
What happened 55 days ago anon?
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>>9805420
I would, but it's on Xbox 360
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This is a very happy thread
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>>9805403
congrats, anon
that's how it starts
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>>9805447
have fun
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>>9805449
FUCK YOU.
I'm not happy at all.
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>>9805422
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>>9805433
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S ME
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>>9805346
>Day 55

Good lord...
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>>9805431
>YOU BEFRIENDED
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>>9805461
Did LK ever get a copy of Spiders and Snakes?
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>>9805464
Wait I keep forgetting, what is that little thing around Dash's hoof?
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>>9805449
Now it's a very sad thread
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>>9805277
nope.
art class.
I drew pictures!
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>>9805477
Nope

It's all sunshine and rainbows here
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>>9805447
.....TEX WE SHOULD TOTALLY MEET UP ON MY BROTHERS GOLD ACCOUNT AND SUMMON EACH OTHER I'D HAVE TO START OVER THOUGH SINCE HE'S A PUSSY BITCH THAT ONLY PLAYS COWARDUTY
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>>9805467
THE FILE NAME YOU MOOK
YOU POSTED IT ON THE SUB
PLUS SOMEOTHER TIMES
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>>9805475
A broken condom.
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>>9805473
How would Lyra react if anon friendzoned her.
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>>9805477
It's a very thread
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>>9805477
Now it's a singing thread
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>>9805491
>rape
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>>9805449
But I'm not happy.

Because I'm not finished...
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>>9805481

Okay! We can have a happy thread!
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>>9805272
Why is this so hot? Like her enormous tatas would make her fragile on the inside, that her heart would be pure and delicate.
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>>9805486
DAMMIT
I NEED BETTER FILENAMES
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>>9805403
>tfw afraid to suck dick because you don't think you'll be good at it

I'm never going to be a slut at this rate
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>>9805449
yipee...
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I JUST FUCKED APPLEBLOOM
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>>9805507
YES YOU DO
NOW FUCKING WRITE
PLEASE~
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>>9805395
I always here hiatus pone as Rucks from Bastion
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>>9805516

I JUST FUCKED SCOOTALOO
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>>9805516
Didn't she tell you that she's not for sexual?
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>>9805508
>tfw I feel like I would be pretty good at it because I'm a fast learner with a bunch of enthusiasm
>but I don't know anyone who would let me practice
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>>9805526

I JUST FUCKED APPLES
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>>9805447
>Want to play Dark souls
>It's on PS Plus in the states
>I've got a yuro subscription
>Just know it'll get added if I buy it
>Don't want to play the shitty PC port
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>>9805499
>implying
She'd just throw herself against him uselessly and anon would just think she's playing around.
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>>9805525
oh....OH GOD
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>>9805516
WOW! HOW DID IT FELT MANDOPEDO?
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>>9805504
>you will never make her come to love her immense breasts instead of loathe them
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>>9805524
OKAY FINE SHEESH
ALSO CAN YOU HELP ME WITH MY LACK OF MOTIVATION
IT KIND OF SUCKS
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I HAVE AN ERECTION

that is all
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>>9805516
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>>9805525
Anon just rages for a while.
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>>9805544
>Want to play Dark souls
>It's on PS Plus in the states

It's not.

Demon's Souls is.
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>warm marshmallow mouths, velvety tongues, and prehensile lips

Ponies are blowjob machines, they're practically built for them
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>>9805555
THat's just your horn, Twily. We've been over this
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>>9805555
Can I suck it?
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>>9805553
NOT THAT GUY BUT
HOW CAN WE HELP?
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>>9805555
Can I suck it?
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GUYS LISTEN! I JUST FUCKED PINKIE PIE!
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>>9805555
you don't have to tell us every time that happens, Twilight
I know you're not used to having that thing but you'll get the hang of it eventually
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>>9805555
Um, Twilight, you probably should see a doctor about that
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>>9805555
Quads confirm; Anon has an erection.
REPEAT
Anon has an erection
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>>9805562
Not to mention the groin-height heads.
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>>9805566
IT KEEPS GETTING LONGER AND HARDER
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>>9805555
it would be a pity if something... inflamed it.
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>>9805555
May I suck it?
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I am not frightened of unfing
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>>9805557
Why do you always say that after I've finished inside and go to cuddle you?
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>>9805553
ALRIGHT FINE
HOW?
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>>9805569
>>9805572
I love you guys
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>>9805555
u-unf
You should probably do something about that, Anon~
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>>9805555
You poor thing.

Pick your poison.
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>>9805009
I'd smoke with Twilight and see what happened, it's pretty much a guarantee that whatever she does, it's gonna be cute. She might even start feeling a little frisky.
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>>9805555
>>
If Rarity and her friends were accused of being bandits in the woods by some mercenaries would she fight them, bribe them, or use her charm to lie and convince them they are working for a noble who also tasked them to kill bandits?
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>>9805536
If it makes you feel better, I'd let you suck my dick if we knew each other.
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>>9805572
>>9805569
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>>9805555
EVERYONE TURN ON C-ANON-N

SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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>>9805580
Control your hornboners
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>>9805560
Oh
Well I might buy it then
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>>9805589
She's afraid of intimacy
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>>9805555
get to edging, boy
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>>9805569
>>9805572
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Guys guys guys

What if Dark Souls had actual 8 player co-op instead of that phantom shit

What if you could play across consoles

What if someone streamed MLPGers partying from the beginning and watching their hardship and cooperation (or a lack thereof) throughout the entire game?
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Why should I be frightened of unfing?
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>>9805605
This is the second map.

She'd probably have some Fighters join her and there might be a Myrmidon to recruit, but that's not usually for another map or two.
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>>9805634

pony aids
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>>9805605
d) have sex with them
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Why is this happening?
This is not pony
This is penis
penis is not pony
Something should be done about this
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Return the pone
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>>9805631
>eight
>not six
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>>9805631
>What if someone streamed MLPGers partying from the beginning and watching their hardship and cooperation (or a lack thereof) throughout the entire game?

I WOULD WANT THAT IN ANY GAME GOD DAMNIT. IT WOULD BE AMAZING
>>
There's no reason for it; we've all gotta unf sometime.
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>>9805631
That would be a good idea for when DaSII comes out.
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>>9805631
That would ruin the entire atmosphere..
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>>9805631
Personally I would rather have co-op like this in Dragons Dogma
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>>9805642
that is a good grey pegasus
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>>9805578
>>9805562
Berry could blow some poor little naive colt's mind, and leave him exhausted on the ground, shuddering and panting
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>>9805643

WHAT'S YER OFFER?
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>>9805645
I wish MLPG could come together and quest in an online game that wasn't too grindy and everyone could easily jump into

TF2 doesn't count. I want to adventure with MLPG
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>>9805621
But why?
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>>9805645
I'd volunteer. Weekends only though.
>>
This is a special announcement...
I'M GAY
We now return to your regular MLPG schedule
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>>9805631
>8 player coop
>Fix the shitty lag
Yes please
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>>9805672
>that feel
I'd be down.
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>>9805668
BUGS AND SHIT
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>>9805631
I really hope Monster Hunter 4 comes out for some mulpug hunts

>>9805653
Deep Down
Believe
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>>9805638
What?
It's Baldur's Gate.
Made Rarity a Illusionist Mage.
Already has 3 fighters and a rogue at her service.

Anyway convinced him I was working for a lord
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>>9805672
The problem is for 6+ people the only option is an MMO-type game if we are talkin PC. You know how people think about MMOs nowadays.
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>>9805683
I'm Bi
Lets have some fun
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>>9805683
congrats
but are you a pony?
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>>9805683
Can I suck it?
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>>9805673
Contrary to what she tells you and AJ, she has had boyfriends before, they sucked.
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>>9805662
She'd tease the underside of your head with that tongue for hours until you fucking exploded.
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>>9805691
>MLPG MH CO-OP
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>>9805654
Yes, she is one of my favorites for she is very silly
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>>9805699

>bi
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>>9805672
I wanted to find some people to play Torchlight 2 with, but I could never find anyone that was interested.
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>>9805590
>>9805570
I REALLY DON'T KNOW
IT'S JUST
My parents are splitting up and we're losing the house and I need to get into a good school and move out but I need to graduate from this shithole community college first but all of my teachers are fucking retarded and have no idea what teaching is.
Meanwhile I want to write a book but I'm stressed from work and classes and I procrastinate to keep myself from thinking about my situation but then everything creeps up on me and I realize how much of my time and money I'm pissing away when real life doesn't have time for my bullshit and I need to get out there and make something for myself because writing stories about Trixie growing a dick and fucking a hypnotized Twilight is not a way of making a living.
I'm just.
Kind of scared.
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>>9805555
I have a cure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYx4BjUHqg
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>>9805683
Cool.
Top or bottom.
This is very important.
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>>9805711
>you will never have a pony stare into your eyes as she presses her tongue into your frenulum and drags it up and down for hours
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>>9805717
I've found 2 or 3 people to play T2 with and each time we played ONCE and never again. Fuck.
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>>9805672
makes me miss when I first started playing wow with 2 of my friends
I really miss exploring in that game
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>>9805690

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD OFFER!

ALSO ALL PONE ARE NOW ALACORNS AND HAVE BOYFRIENDS AND GO TO HIGHSCHOOL.
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>>9805730
Legitimate question from a hetero.


Don't gay people take turns?
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>>9805707
Well... we've already gone kind of far already.
...Can I be her friend
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>>9805742

Not Brae.
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>>9805736
>ALACORNS

CORN OF THE GODS
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>>9805730
Either one, as long as i get to wear the lion suit this time.
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>>9805562
>stretchy, flexible throats that can constrict and undulate
>big, alluring eyes that look into your face the entire time
>warm, doughy hooves that massage your inner thighs and buttocks
>>
we could always mafia
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>>9805718
write out your pain
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>>9805742
Some do
Others will only top or bottom
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>>9805752
but I wanna wear the lion suit
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>>9805715
What does that even mean?
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>>9805779
>That Constanza face
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>>9805746
Don't ask me anon, ask her. You can't expect your relationship to go any further or even survive if your are afraid of telling each other how you feel about all this.
>>
bop
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>>9805718
I had a long list of troubles that I'd post in spoiler tags when provoked in random threads.

Then I bought a motorcycle. Now nothing can get me down.
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>>9805784

tilt your head to the left
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>>9805779
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>>9805789
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>>9805718
Oh. Can't really help you there. Sorry. really wish you luck on getting better.
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>>9805776
You wore it last time! It's my turn!
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>>9805757
>innocent yet sultry eyes staring up at you while they have your head clamped between their lips, swirling and flicking their tongue in velvety swipes across your tip
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>>9805791
APPLEBLOOM WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND
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>>9805799
cnx?
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>>9805799
cat?
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>>9805792
>bop
>not boop
get a load of this fag
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>>9805734
At least you actually found people to play with.
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>>9805814
GOSH FINE
>>
What if pony was narrated by Don LaFontaine
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>>9805825
>>9805831

try this one
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>>9805835
beep
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>>9805733
>frenulum

Love this word and the edging technique
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>>9805842
Unf?
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>>9805846
and then mlpg was robots
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>>9805842
Why am I a cunt if I'm bi?
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>>9805842
Dash?
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>>9805842
jכcx?
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>>9805838
Nevermind. I've found someone else who appreciates my hobbies.
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>>9805862
OKAY MLPG
ITS TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE DEBATE

ROBOTS, OR DINOSAURS

AND DONT SAY BOTH
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>>9805842
PANKE POI
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>>9805878

ROBOT DNINOSAURS
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>>9805876
oh
alright
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>>9805878
neither
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>>9805878
You can't fuck a dinosaur
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>>9805878
Both are gross and gay.
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>>9805878
ROBOT DINOSAURS
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>>9805878
for fighting or for sexing
this is important
>>
>
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>>9805908
>ywn
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>>9805872
mlpg2fast
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