>>9762243
Farting uncontrollably

>>9762243
I would give her a bath.

>>9762243
Sit her on my dick.

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I'd cuddle with her all night long on quilts I've made tailored to her preferences after we've both taken a nice hot bath together and I've given her a hoof massage whilst she drank tea I made for her.

>>9762243

But she already looks to be pretty comfy.

Puffy face is such an underrepresented face in pony expressions.

>>9762243
>rape

>rape

This thread is feelin kinda slutty

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What if your little pony was actually a changeling queen the whole time!?

I'd get a job

>>9762299
sorry, that's me
you might want to open a window or something

>>9762300
>This makes anon's dick harder

>>9762300
I fell in love with her personality, not her appearance.
The sweet ass was just a bonus, but now she's got every sweet ass in equestria.

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>>9762299

speaking of slutty, now's probably too ded to mention it, but:

http://pastebin.com/s14MGqx8

Cougar Rarity 5 is up.

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>>9762275
That would be so nice.

Well, time to sleep in my empty, cold bed.

>>9762325
link to previous cougaritys?

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>"Anon, I guess you should know..."
>"I love getting nailed."

>>9762340
>this nigga is still going at it
I'd admire your dedication if it weren't focused towards something so lame

>>9762330
Same here, you ready to cuddle your pillow?

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>>9762330
Yeah... I know how you feel, anon.
>tfw no amount of cats can fill the hole in your heart that is your waifu not being with you.

>>9762342

Yeah.

Pinkie would do quite well as a Cenobite

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>>9762355
I have never cuddled my pillow, actually.

I just...think myself to sleep.

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>>9762243
>not being this comfy at 5 in the morning

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>>9762332

>1: http://pastebin.com/AnDXmQCk
>2: http://pastebin.com/5FxJLP8Z
>3: http://pastebin.com/2tJCGtdB
>4: http://pastebin.com/2wLcd2Ti

>>9762366
Why the fuck do you think I chose her?

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>>9762355
Have a nice little tune to put yourself to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wQomXcQuQM

>hope

>>9762367
Do you think of pone?

Does anyone have those pictures of the shopped pony recipes from the Hub that are just rearranged to say weird shit? Been awake for two days and I have the giggles.

>>9762384
Oh hey. It's Snarky Bastard.

Have you not been posting on your blogspot? I thought you died or something.

>you will never bathe pony
>you will never pick her up and scrub her.
>she will never sigh contentedly and go limp in your arms, not offering any resistance as you clean her

>>9762384

Oh, and

Happy belated!

>>9762414
>Big Macintosh will never pick you up by the scruff of your neck, drag you in to a basin and wash the hell out of you

>>9762422

I don't have a scruff though.

>>9762422
>getting washed by Big Mac

unf

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>>9762406
I think.

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>>9762422
He only does that with little Applebloom when she's off getting into trouble.

>>9762412

yeah, just haven't been using the blog. mostly because i'm posting the C.R. stuff on Pastebin. been quite a while now. not dead, though.

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>>9762432
you do now

>>9762439
and when he's done you have to wash him
all of him

>>9762451
Do you attempt to wash private parts? [Y/N]

>>9762448
I'm glad you're not dead.
I've been a fan of you since you posted the kiss thing and the Fluttershy mega sweet thing on the /co/ generals.
Thank you for giving me boners.

I aint gay but I would jerk Big Mac off

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>>9762414
terrible feel

why anon

>>9762469
yes
with my mouth

>>9762451

the only thing i want from Big Mac is for him to get a draft horse girlfriend who dwarfs him and who's too big to fit in the shot, so you never see anything of her above the shoulders

ideally if at first she starts doing all his work better than him and he gets pissed

>>9762473

you're welcome. glad there's still some of the Old Guard left.

>>9762476
I'd fuck all the stallions in the show in every possible way

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>You clip a file clip to Gilda's scruff.
>Her face goes from confused to a thousand yard stare as the clip pinches her scruff, paralyzing her.
>You gently push her side causing her to roll over, curling into a semi fetal position.
>Her face never changing.
>The only thing you notice is her eyes, looking at you with worry.

>>9762515
Remember anon, just because we'd play with pone dicks, doesn't mean we're gay.

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>>9762515

>>9762528
LOL NEVER GETS OLD XD

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>>9762524
Go on...

>>9762528
I don't know man
I'm starting to question that
I might let a human do stuff to me if he dressed me up first

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>>9762542
oh my fuck that's so cute

fat pone

>>9762542
>you will never have a skype video chat with your favorite pone with a shit connection

>>9762553
gross

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Guess who just hit 8 inches
I know it's not pone but I'm happy

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>>9762553
How fat?

>>9762546

>tfw you will never a Gilda violently
>tfw you will never by a Gilda violently

>>9762574
Congrats, how do?

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>>9762554
Feels bad, man.

Maybe someday we'll have cross-dimensional skype?
M-maybe?

>>9762551
>Not being the person that dresses up someone else

>>9762576
any size

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>>9762586
I swear to god, if you make a move on my waifu, I am going to kick your ass.

>>9762586
We'll all be dead/too old/ugly by then anyway.

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>>9762596
Well aren't you just adorable.

Now run along now, go play in traffic.

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>>9762576
>that artist

>>9762587
what can I say, I'm not the type to take initiative

>>9762596
>>9762586
>>9762598
>Implying we're not going to have photorealistic AI skype
>We'll all be having a long distance relationship with our waifus

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>>9762586
Maybe someday.
Waifu pone will have to learn how to use computers before then.

>>9762601
There's a pone in there, right?

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>>9762604
I don't know which would be worse.

Pone not existing, or only being able to have a long distance relationship.

>>9762576
>>9762601
>Lesang
If anyone were to give Ross a run for his money in the undesirability of both his fat drawings and his personality, it would be him

>captcha: arrogant odungw

>>9762551

it feels good.

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>>9762585
>Buy a $15 dick strecher from Aliexpress
>Calibrate the springs using kitchen scales at 1200g (you'll rip your dick off if you actually follow the directions)
>Wrap with a bandage
>Wear for 30 hours a week
>Only wear it for up to 2 hours continuously though
I only spend about 4 minutes an hour adjusting it so it's not a huge amount of time

I gained .5" in 3 months doing this

>>9762623
A lot of artists I've actually had an interest in turn out to be huge assholes with annoying idiots sucking their dick

It's rather annoying

>>9762623
Lesang drew heart attack porn, I'd say he's more undesirable than Ross

>>9762639
that sounds really painful and it doesn't give you any girth, right?
it's tempting but I think I'll pass

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>watch japanese dub
>that celestia's vocie

holyshit
I mean.. fuck
Both Nicole's voice for her and japanese one is like the ultimate bonergiving song. They are doing it on purpose aren't they

>>9762653
If you're doing it right it's not at all

>>9762656
A link to her speaking?

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>>9762639
>tfw you lack the desire for intimate relations and will never do crazy shit like this

Sucks being a broken human

>>9762653
And no it doesn't give you any girth

>>9762640
it's why I really don't try to talk to any of the drawfags
I don't want to be let down by them turning out to be a jerk

>>9762661
>Not doing that and then whoring yourself out to subby fags

>>9762664
>having a long pencil dick
That's not something I want to be remembered for

>>9762677
I have a good example for the jack off who did the lil miss Rarity tumblr thing but I feel like this isn't the place for it

>>9762243
Take a bath in one of those hot caverns and brush her mane or something like that.

>>9762656

>Celestia will never sing you to sleep while she magically jerks you off and stimulates your prostate
>"you can call me 'Momma Celestia' if you want~"

>>9762682
Shit, meant to link for
>>9762670

>>9762682
dude we all know that Jay is a doucher and an idiot

>>9762696
I didn't pay attention to it

>>9762687
>Momma
you're not even trying to hide it anymore

>>9762670
You'd be surprised at how many artists are actually assholes, despite seeming nice before.

>>9762656
> They are doing it on purpose aren't they
I'm pretty sure they do. There's no other way.

>>9762687
[Freuding intensifies]

>>9762600

>paint it black opening riff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KokpxWsOM

>>9762682
Well you can clamp for girth

But supposedly you're supposed to go for length first because girth makes length gains faster

>>9762707
STOP BOOPING SO LOUD.

>>9762712

>anymore

that would imply we ever tried to hide it.

>>9762670
>tfw people dont talk to you because of that

>and also because you suck

>>9762714
any of them here?
are there any nice once I can try talking to?

>>9762718
*slower
I need more caffeine

>>9762724
>we
Hey, speak for yourself, I don't want to bang my mom

>>9762716
>no colours anymore I want them to turn black

Fucking emo!

If you're at least 4-6 inches the size doesn't really matter.

>>9762735
im nice

>>9762740
But in this case wouldnt you be banging someone elses mom?

The tall, horsey, sunbooty mom

>>9762744
Don't mind him. He's just the tiarawhy of dicks.

>>9762744
Exactly.

Because no one wants to have sex with anyone so small.

>>9762759
He makes money from it on YouTube?

>>9762759
I-I don't get it

>>9762744
>7 inches
Neat.

I never really gave a fuck either way anyways.

>>9762770

Girls can't feel anymore than a few inches. It doesn't matter.

>>9762714
God, I know.
>actually become decent friends with an artist I like
>they become a horrible cunt soon after

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>>9762744
I know
It's for my satisfaction mostly
And I'm gay so it kind of does matter a little

>>9762759
I don't think I can monetize my dick, Anon

>>9762766
Don't be mean


OK lets stop talking about dicks now

>>9762770
No, he rubs it into everyone's face when nobody gives a shit and uses the General as his personal blog and a place to feel really really good about himself and impress some strangers on the internet.

>>9762793
>ponyanon will never rub his horsedick in your face

>>9762793
>he rubs it into everyone's face
unf

>>9762755
Why is the only word that comes to your mind when you thing of a calm, loving partner "motherly"?

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>>9762790
What would you prefer we talk about?

>>9762803
Because I would want such a woman to be the mother of my children.

>>9762789
>become friends with an artist
>he's not a cunt
>he just stops talking to you for no apparent reason though after a while

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>>9762793

>>9762803
partners can be motherly without being YOUR mother

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>>9762814
Smart man.

>>9762803
>thing
I don't know how often I fucked of think and thing in the last few days... I'm pretty sure my brain is dying

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>>9762825
That anon is either a woman or a fag if he doesn't understand.

>>9762816
>tfw artist
>tfw paranoid about having pissed someone off
>tfw avoiding talking to people so you can't piss them off in the first place

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>>9762814
Too bad they barely exist.

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>>9762843
Share?

>>9762284
>>9762305
let me know if it works for you, I think the modpack is broken

>tfw found qtbf thanks to you guys

I still can't believe it sometimes.

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>>9762850
Yeah, most of them are like Tara.

disgusting

>>9762852
share what?

>>9762861
homogay pls go

>>9762816
>>9762843
>tfw artist
>tfw just generally quiet and short with words
>tfw everyone thinks you're unapproachable or don't like talking to them

>>9762843
>tfw autist
>tfw paranoid about creeping people out/being weird
>tfw paranoia vindicated every single time I walk out of the house.

>>9762863
Y-you said you were an artist right
Let me see what you've artisted

>>9762843
>>9762870
skype?

>>9762837

it works best if she's bigger than you.

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Which pone would make you wear a dick stretcher instead of suffering with a terrible love life?

>>9762884
That's pretty much impossible for me, she'd need to be some kind of mutant

>>9762867
Yeah alright, it's kinda late anyway. Enjoy your night, anon.

>>9762889
Fuck yourself.

>>9762879
no.
i haven't drawn anything for the general public lately

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>>9762889

guess.

>>9762898
draw me some horseballs pls

>>9762889
They'd all probably just break up with me first.

My small dick isn't my only problem, nor is it my worst.

ruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruu

>>9762898
Would you like me to do a little dance for you
I'll make cheese crumpets and little sandwiches

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>>9762909

>>9762909
>drunk Rarity trying to say her name.gif

>>9762861
Brae?

>everyone thinks that your dick is the only way to please a chick
>nobody thinks of how fun it is to get them off any other number of ways
I don't care how she ends up there, but if she's twitching involuntarily and almost blacking out from how many orgasms she's had, I did my job
It's more fun getting her off anyway

>>9762861

what? how?

>>9762923
Nah, Brae had a bf before he found us
there's two dudes who ended up hooking up with each other and I have no idea how they met

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>>9762920
that's cute

>>9762933
>It's more fun getting her off anyway
fuck yeah it is

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>>9762917
>100x144
Nah nigga.

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>>9762913
<

>>9762903
no.
honestly i don't know what i'm doing here because i tried to quit the ride, but in a fit of sleep deprivation i came here again
i guess the ride really never ends

>>9762936
Oh, I remember Brae's bf hooked up with him using pone. I just guessed.

>>9762933
Perhaps.

But you're still inadequate if you're anything less than 7'.

>>9762944
You butt, you can't just say you're an artist and hog it all
I will find you and your poorly drawn r34

>>9762955
Well yeah
If she's a pornstar or a size queen

>>9762944
It never does. Even after quitting/swearing off this godawful place, i still end up here every couple weeks after one too many shots.

>>9762881
We should probably include the skypeaccs for those who are okay with it in the whos who, most of them will never post them in here anyway because they are only asked for it when they complain and then they dont post it because they dont want to be associated with their whining

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>>9762963
>Not fucking a pornstar
What kind of beta faggot are you?

>>9762971
go tell cosmo, I bet he'd do it

>>9762971
How about just a pastebin?

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spoiler

>>9762961
sorry, but i have my reasons
>I will find you and your poorly drawn r34
please don't remind me of it

>>9762944
dammit sun

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>>9762984

>>9762933
But what if you're a gay top

Everything is just a variation of suck, jack or stick cylinder in butt

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>>9762985

>>9762991
>oh my god do I try

>>9762985
Just own it, anon. At least yours isn't vore art of some oc that isn't even yours.

>>9762983
That'd probably work, too.

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Which do you like better of the relationship between Celestia and Luna:
They are childish between each other.
Their thousands of years of experience makes their wisdom insurmountable so they function on a level that's uncompromisable to mortal minds.

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>>9762990
>sun

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>>9762985
Do it you wimp
Post your r34 for me to fap to in spite

>>9762997
Then I guess you're out of luck there?
I don't know much about gay designations or whatever the fuck
All I know is that it's heaven when a chick is just putty in your hands at the end of everything

>>9763006
The first one. The second one doesn't really sound to entertaining to a mortal mind

>>9763015
Seconding this
I need something new and I don't really care if the artist thinks it's garbage or not

>>9763006
>forgetting to paint the horn

>>9763022
she's clearly not done yet

>>9763006
>you said me

>>9763015
>>9763021
people didn't like it when i first posted it and i was not satisfied with the results.
i still need to study more

>>9763006
>Celestia's hair in a bun
>Luna's in a ponytail

HHNNNNNNMMMMGGGGGGG

>>9763043
I don't care
Post it anyway, this song and dance is getting old

>>9763049
Are you ball-gagged

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>>9763049
Alternate mane styles now?

>>9763051
i can't do that not because i don't want to show you, but because of the effect it will have on me. i had a long break and need to relearn drawing, but i might do something once i get my mojo back and that might take a while.

>>9763064
That pic is too adorable. It's a shame she'll most likely never finish it

>>9763075
That's alright, I'm gonna forget about it in the next 20 minutes anyway

>>9763043
you're killing me here
if that's how you're gonna be then I'm just going to bed bitter and unsatisfied
Just kidding! turns out there's a gay thread going on in /mlp/ so I'll use that instead.
Still, I hope you feel better about your art some day
Keep at it if it's something you enjoy!

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Why do you like chubby ponies so much, MLPG? Don't you want a superior skinny waifu?

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more spoiler

>>9763088
good
because i'm already regretting saying stuff in public again

>>9763100
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9763100
That looks absolutely horrifying. Why do people do that to themselves?

>>9763107
image

>>9763107
Because otherwise they won't be beautiful.

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>>9763100
what is it with you people and extremes
why can't pony just be a normal healthy weight

>>9763100
That is disgusting
And I love hourglasses

>>9763061
[Spoiler]I wished[/spoiler]

>>9763104
But no one knows your name anon, don't worry
We'll just wank, fall asleep, and be none the wiser sleep being loosely used

>>9763118
yeah, hourglasses only really work when you thicken the thick parts instead of thinning the thin part.

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>>9763123
#beef

>>9763101
__

>>9763011
What is this gif from originally?

>>9763137
Game of Thrones.

>>9763137
Lord of the rings

>>9763113
But it looks like shit.

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>>9763127

>>9763137
Bags of sand in the woods.

>>9763144
You just have no taste

>>9763127
i hope so
fuck, i can't stop replying

>>9763154
there is a big red X on your browser
click it

>>9763100
If it was a regularly curvy woman, sure.
But this is excessive... gosh.

>>9763161
No there isn't

There's a tiny black x though

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>>9763161
>implying it's that easy

>>9763154
You just can't resist my tits anon
Have I mentioned I love spoilers yet, because I really fucking love em

>>9763149
If only Twilight, if only...

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>>9763169

>>9763161
come on man, i managed to stay away from MLPG for almost a month and came back here because i had no sleep tonight and no classes for today

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>>9763182
>no classes for today
I miss school
what collage?

Coltboners are bestboners.

>>9763182
Is your style distinctive enough that we could call you out on it? If not, just post one of your pieces by now

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>>9763195
you disgust me

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p000000000000000awwafewfgaewawfa

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>>9763210

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>>9763149
>>9763175
>You'll never have an argument with Twily
>She'll never just stop in the middle of it
>And thrust herself upon you as hard as she can
>Trying her best to slide her tongue into your lips
>You'll never push her off and ask her what she thinks she's doing
>She'll never tell you that you're going to make up and fuck in a few days, might as well do it now. She doesn't even feel like it, but she will once you start playing along with the foreplay

>You'll never have an argument while her friends are over
>You'll never ask them to come back some other time
>You'll never dash straight to the bed as soon as they close the door

>>9763215
That is actually really relaxing. Thanks, Anon.

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>>9763217
you're bad at this

>>9763225
WELL FUCKING STOP BEING DED. I'M BORED AS SHIT

>>9763209
It's true.

>>9763228
DON'T YOU YELL AT PONKA YOU LITTLE TWAT

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this pony is a girl

>>9763192
it has the same abbrevation as a pone episode

>>9763202
you managed to do that every single time whenever i tried ot be sneaky

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>>9763209
i know right

fillyboners are the only good boners

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>>9763217
>Twilight will never be the cute and pleasant librarian who goes from nice to terrifying when you forget to return a book now that she's a princess

>>9763235
>Call of the Cutie
>College of the Cardinals

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>>9763235
>"Who is Kraut for ten thousand?"

>>9763244
i didn't say i'll tell you

>>9763250
a hint?

>>9763234
she is lesbian

So what are ou guys talking about?

>>9763264
Spoilers

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Sorry about being AWOL the last two days, didn't want to stram with less than stellar internet. Continuing MLP:NiM.

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>Guess the contributor attention-whoring

Can we talk about our dicks again
Anything but this

>>9763264
ur mum

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STOP SPOILERING

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>>9763264
oawefnawifewafwaef

>>9763269
is it me?

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>>9763269
>Can we talk about our dicks again
no
let's talk about ponies

>>9763272
no

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>>9763269

>>9763267
>this is exactly what it looks like.png
Anal penetration?

>>9763272
LYRA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HORN

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/04/11/the-nostalgic-insanity-of-far-cry-3-blood-dragon

holyshit
this si amazing

>>9763285

She spoilered it.

>>9763291
Where's the black censor bar then

>>9763290
UP HIGH
DOWN LOW
TOO FUCKING SLOW

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>>9763285
don't worry, they grow back

So, Anon, I heard y'all like apples.

>>9763303
You heard wrong.

>>9763290
Wait a minute.
This is an actual thing?
I thought it was an April Fools day joke.
Looks bretty gud.

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>>9763307
O-oh, my mistake, Sugarcube.

Ded?

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ded

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>>9763351
>>9763354
it's the morning

>>9763327
Well what kind of apples we talkin there Apple pone?

>>9763359
No it isn't!

It's 8:51 PM

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>>9763351
>>9763354

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>>9763262
>tfw pony waifu is lesbian and not into you

>>9763359
>implying it's not 12:51

>>9763327
I WANT TO APPLE YOU

Wait who said that

>>9763370
>not 14:53