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There are official searchers, inquisitors. I have seen them in the performance of their function: they always arrive extremely tired from their journeys; they speak of a broken stairway which almost killed them; they talk with the librarian of galleries and stairs; sometimes they pick up the nearest volume and leaf through it, looking for infamous words. Obviously, no one expects to discover anything.

>>9755889
Previous thread.
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man, fuck horses
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>>9759370
God fucks man
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>rape
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Anon quest update.
Autismhorse is already experimenting on us.
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purple is the winkiest and juiciest pone
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Feet guide.
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>>9759374
Man destroys God.
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>>9759370
But Anon, horses don't exist!
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>>9759339
what the fuck are you talking about
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9th for Twifu
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>asking popular artists to reblog your work/commission price sheet so you can have a better shot at nailing a couple of commissions

It sounds so logical but something tells me that it's a very cheap thing to do
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>>9759390
2deep4me
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>>9759387
Excuse me, that's my waifu you're talking about anon
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>>9759336
no anon
they'd learn to share anon

It's a ticket master sort of thing
"If all my friends can't have him, I don't want him"
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CLAIMING THIS THREAD IN NAME OF THE BEST PONIES
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>>9759398
>being poor
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>>9759390
man creates ponies
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>>9759398

Remember anon, it's not what you do, it's who you know. That's life.
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>>9759398
it's definitely cheating, but cheaters always win
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>>9759398
I've seen people do it, but only when they've landed in shit situations and need money fast.
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>>9755889

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>>9759406
>they all try to suck your dick at once
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>>9759386
I want Twilight to experiment on me.
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>>9759408
Those are pretty good ponies, Anon. I commend your taste.
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>>9759408
You're my nigga
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>>9759408
sounds good to me
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>>9759406
Except remember how Dash almost didn't go along with it?

This time she wouldn't.
Anon gets Rainbow Dash to himself.
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>>9759434

>anon should cum in me!
>no anon should cum in me!
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>>9759437
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>>9759437
hhhhehehe
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>>9759454
I would choose Rainbow Dash anyways
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>>9759437
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>>9759454
Yeah....nah
OI'm going with Rarity
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>>9759455
>Twilight makes you cum in a cup and distributes it evenly by volume
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>>9759455
>Twily finds a book
>"Check it out, by my calculations anon will be able to cum inside all of us by the end of the week!"
>queue supplement stack discussion
>followed by excessive mutation
I think I've been here too long
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>>9759479
It's not up to you
You're alone in the room with Dash now and she's giving you the bedroom eyes.
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>find a bunch of videos of women having their boobs slapped extremely hard
>i get boner

I DONT WANT THIS FETISH
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>>9759352
But see, I'm not a Flutterfag. I think Fluttershy is a nice pony, but I love another pony.
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>>9759455
I guess you'll just have to cum an equivalent amount in each of them
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>>9759491
oh, neat
I read the wikipedia article on that story once
it's got some interesting implications
I should probably read it for realsies some day
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>>9759494
PUNCH HER IN HER HORSE FACE, ESCAPE AND RUN TO RARITY
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>>9759494
Time for the D
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>>9759479
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>>9759509

How much does each pony get?
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>>9759494
>giving you her eyes
Quick, while she's blind! I make my escape!
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>>9759388
FEET ARE WEIRD AS FUCK.
COVER THAT SHIT
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>>9759454
LADIES, PLEASE

I HAVE ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF YOU
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>>9759494
let me see those wings
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>>9759437
>It's raining like Diana Ross and the Supremes
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>>9759482
I'm kind of disturbed that you just wrote exactly what I was thinking
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>>9759408
I don't see Applejack or Pinkie anywhere in that picture.
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>>9759519
One twelfth of a liter
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>>9759518
But I'm already married to Twilight.
Why does everyone think they can just marry my wife?
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>>9759545
why does he need so many...
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>>9759534
you should have typed it faster and posted it at the same time so we could link both and post reaction images
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>all these Rainbowfags popping out of their hideouts out of nowhere

I missed you, dorks
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Anyone has a .gif of Luna dance?
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>>9759546
Blueblood pls
the wedding hasn't happened yet
she's your fiance, not your wife
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>>9759551
You have a problem with Mayo, fatass?
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>>9759519
I think I can manage at least 6 spurts, so one for each pony.
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>>9759545
I wonder if he wants some sammich with that mayo
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>>9759551
It's a metaphor
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>>9759563
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>>9759546
Bioshock infinite style. Theres unlimited versions of twilight so everyone can have one!
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>>9759532
Can I get the cotton candy milk, too? Or is your roommate a different flavour?
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>Twilight will never transfer her urine into your bladder and basically use you like a personal toilet-toiler
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>>9759570
A metaphor for what though?
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>>9759570
For what?
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>>9759563
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For anybody who cares, we started the next chapter of LiP.

Thread: http://mlpg.co/q/res/393110.html
Meta: http://mlpg.co/qt/res/50932.html
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>>9759567
I didn't eat mayo til I was in my twenties because for the longest time seeing it reminded me of this kid n grade school who, instead of buying lunch, would eat packets of mayo.
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>>9759583
>>9759584
>A metaphor for what though?
IT'S A SECRET
THAT'S WHAT METAPHOR MEANS
IT MEANS SECRET
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>Tex leaves
>GG returns

What does this mean?
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>>9759581
>Twily will never teleport the candy horse semen directly from Big Macintosh in to your mouth
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>>9759575
No I mean from this flash
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1365162003361.swf
>>9759587
thanks
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>>9759595
It's too cryptic for me.
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>>9759607
I've got 2 more if it's necessary
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>>9759611
>metaphor
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>>9759602
GG = Luna
Tex = Celest?
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>>9759594
>instead of buying lunch, would eat packets of mayo.
now remembering people who eat mayo straight out of the jar and nothing else
fuck you
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>>9759595
What's the secret?
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>>9759627
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if you close the door
the night could last forever


leave the sunshine out
and say hello to never
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>>9759605
>Twilight will never use her magic on your dick and give you a stallion cock
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>>9759627
My brother lived off of ketchup and mustard packets while living in New York at art school before he realized that people would throw away entire, intact dinners. If it's on top, you don't have to stop.
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>>9759643
>Velvet Underground
Glorious
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>>9759638
ohh, I can't stay mad at you
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>>9759166
Whoops, we switched threads.

It's just a monstergirl dude. Like most of the class is designing non-human characters.
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Day 53
4/10/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,344 (Running Total: 334,213)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,241 (Running Total: 1,443,236)

We've really been picking up in posting rate recently. I don't get it, but I certainly don't mind it.
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>>9759656
Turns out GG's taste in music isn't as shitty as I thought.
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>>9759594
>>9759627

It's good for you.
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>>9759656
Well, it's from the flash.
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>>9759646
why didn't he just a get a job
or food stamps
or fucking charaty?
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>>9759643
All the people are dancing
And they're having such fun

I wish it could happen to me
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>>9759662
I wonder if Pinkie Pie could flatten her mane for you if she knew you liked it that way.
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>>9759671
Are you kidding? He always plays really good music during his streams
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>>9759675
amerifat pls
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>>9759682
They sure are!
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>>9759679
>charaty
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>>9759545

GG what does Zecora do when it's that time of the season?

Are there any other eligible zebra bachelors around?
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>>9759545
GG Love Starved updagte when?
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>>9759670
I think we've been overall less mean lately. As a trade-off it seems like the general is hornier too but I've seen a lot of show discussion! I don't understand it!
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>>9759643
That flash makes me feel too much
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>>9759664
First Snails update when?
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GG
Eyespack update when?
Also, I hope you're feeling better about your whole teeth thing
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>>9759694
>>9759671

He gets really defensive when you criticize it.

His music is typical 20-30 White guy rock.
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>>9759717
It's always like this. Whenever a hiatus starts MLPG just nose dives for a month before coming to a somewhat normal state. I never got this.
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>>9759697

GG pls
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>>/3/344971

hue
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>>9759717
We've had an increase in the amount of people spamming to try piss mlpg off for some reason, and ironically all that really does is rally us against them instead of the usual bickering amongst ourselves.
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>>9759729
>typical 20-30 White guy rock

What does this entitle?
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>>9759717
it's because the general is on The Stack
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>>9759694
His music in his streams range from shitty to pretty decent.
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>>9759741
She's a pretty pink pony princess
what's not to like?
Plus, her special talent is literally making love
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>>9759741
Because you have shit taste.
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>>9759699
>GG what does Zecora do when it's that time of the season?
whatever she does, she obviously doesn't need Ice Pack's help

>>9759722
I am but
there is some serious shit going on right now
I feel like I'm stumbling through a series of weird tragedies, every time things clear up and I'm ready to get back to working on things something terrible happens
I'm just trying to mostly ignore it though since there's nothing I can do about it and I'm not directly, practically involved except I probably won't get that dentist money I was counting on
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>>9759741
It's the tailbows
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>>9759746
maybe that's why they do it
and it's really people from here, giving us something to mutually hate
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>>9759525
>COVER THAT SHIT
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>>9759591
I care, questanon.
I care.
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>>9759754
>What does this entitle?

Pixies for instance.
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>>9759525
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stram?
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>>9759779
I doubt they're thinking that Machiavellian, they're probably just trying to shit post whoever they are.
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>>9759789
rainbow hips when
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>>9759671
I like this one.
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>>9759741
What if she came onto you while Shiny was out of town?
Would you give in to her advances or respect her marriage?
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>>9759781
They all have the exact same body shape.

What the fuck, man.
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>>9759696

>amerifat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akxgb5ONhB0
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Good night, MLPG.
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>>9759741
I wish she was a little less perfect.

Even Celestia and Luna get their own little quirks to them. Cadance is just blandly safe and friendly so far; things happen to her, she doesn't really make things happen.
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>>9759806
gay
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>>9759805
Anon, patience.

You'll get them soon enough.
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>>9759679
1) art student in New York, where the cost of living is absurd
2) never really told the rest of the family how he was doing until after the fact, so the option of care boxes were out the window
3) I have no goddamn idea.
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>>9759817
GOOD NIGHT, LOSER
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>>9759817
oh man that's great
Good night
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>>9759781
acceptable
but sometimes clothed is even better
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>>9759771
Oh, man.
I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm serious. Hope things work out for you, man.
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>>9759735
>I never got this.
I do. Those that like to see these thread turn to crap start it the day after hiatus starts. Some get bored about a week and leaves. Of course, there are those that stays here forever just to bring the thread to crap or those that bring /soc/ into here just for EPICLOLZ but that is a different topic.

>>9759741
The tail bowtie.
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>>9759786
I will confess my music is pretty white but I don't think that makes it bad
Some artists I'll defend pretty strongly
Like when someone called Johnny Cash "Grandpa Music" or complained in MLPG that I was playing "some kind of fast pseudoclassical shit" when I was playing Mozart's Requiem
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>>9759817
D'aww.
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>>9759820
those eyes...
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>>9759717
>People start shitposting because it's the hiatus
>They give up or leave
>The only content we can all create is unfs
>So we make a shitload

Night time hiatus is the horniest time of the year
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>>9759817
I wish Gloomy was a Crystal pony.

And Anon cheered her up.
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>>9759781

I like the coloring and shading, I'll say that. There's a texture to the colors.

They look like worms though.
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>>9759809
I would respect her marriage
Until Shiny came home
Then I would buy him a drink or several and see if he's up for sharing
I'm willing to negotiate with my body if he's in to that sort of thing
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>>9759810
I'm more bothered by how ALL of their hands are hidden
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>>9759789

What's that comic series called?
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Any good news as of late mlpg?
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>>9759835
Why would someone talk shit about Johnny Cash
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>>9759860
"depressing korean comics"
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>>9759779
>and it's really people from here,
Half and half. Some here never learn there is a board outside this general and end up bring their /soc/ crap here. They are the worst of posters due to how their "excuse" to talk off topic here and not pony is "because its HIATUS!?!?!" crap.
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>>9759771
Anything we can do to help?
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>>9759850
>getting your ass pounded by Shiny while you eat out Candy ass

That would be amazing.
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>>9759842
Dash does "those" eyes really well.
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>>9759863
do horseboners count?
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>>9759865
>oh look it's this bait again
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>>9759741
>>9759809
>>9759850

Shiny is denser than depleted uranium, but his wife is fucking sexy

he's got a hot sister, too
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>>9759799
would anyone be interested in watching either Drive Angry or Judge Dredd?
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>>9759846
>There's a texture to the colors.
It's fairly easy to do, and Atryl does it a lot. Just a layer property, but it adds more substance to pictures than one would think.
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>>9759865
>working on a picture while listening to Bob Dylan
>"Who is this autist that's wailing into the microphone"

I almost banned the guy from the stream
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>>9759781
they all have no hands
its so baffling
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>>9759835
>I will confess my music is pretty white but I don't think that makes it bad

I wasn't implying, just mentioning it. I could also guess you're 25-30 based on it.
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>>9759885
Can I rub your tummy Dash
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>>9759881
That's always happening. I meant something new.
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>>9759900
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>>9759905
You mean like...coltboners?
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>>9759879
she really does, doesn't she?
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What music do you think your favorite pone likes?
Twilight
Ayreon
I don't know, but it feels right.
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>>9759900
she's a very winky mare
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TRAINBOW DASH
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>>9759888
>It's fairly easy to do, and Atryl does it a lot. Just a layer property, but it adds more substance to pictures than one would think.

I know. I can't stand simple flat colors. Even a little thing like this adds wonder.
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>>9759881
no
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>>9759910
Nevermind friend.

I'll visit you guys later.
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>>9759892
people go to great lengths to hide things they're not good at
like the one MS did of kid pinkie on her bed, gummy is lying over her feet
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>>9759908
I'll just shut up now
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>>9759910
love me some colt peckers
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>>9759916
Rarity
It's canon that she listen to Classical
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Have you ever wondered why you saved a picture?
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Shhhhh.

Ponies are sleeping.
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>>9759908
I'll be gentle~
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>>9759926
Sorry, I guess I didn't understand the question.
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>>9759937
If it's Rainbow Dash related, not really.
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>>9759916
Fluttershy would listen to Sia
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>>9759925
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>designer limbs
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>>9759932
Also canon that she loves pop
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Would you boop a pony
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>>9759938
I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY

YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP YOUNGSTER
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>>9759910
>>9759931
I feel like drawing some coltboners. Which colt(s)? It'll take some time, but I'll deliver eventually, I think.
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I would love to grab this pony's scrunchy face and pinch her cheeks
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>>9759957
ew gross no
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>>9759957
Hella yeah I'd boop a mare
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So I started taking some supplements, including lecithin and L-arginine (pygeum is coming in the mail, hurr hurr, 'coming'). I'm downing it with some prostate care tea I saw on sale.

It's been about four days, not much noticeable just yet.

Why do you nerds keep droning on about this magic stack?
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>>9759956
>>9759932
Rarity would only like music that would make her look good in front of the elites.
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>>9759957
I would force pone to boop herself.
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you are teleported to equestria.
all ponies look horsey like this.
wat do?
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>>9759916
Pinkie Pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpP-8tJ-9Js
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>>9759959
are you SB?
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>>9759860
I don't know.

http://booru.nanochan.org/post/list/asaekkiga/
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>>9759957
Does she want me to? It won't upset her, will it?
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>>9759971
Honestly that's still pretty cute
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>>9759969
Whatever you say anon
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>>9759943
Just asking if anything interesting has happened here in the last few months. I feel like I've been neglecting the General for awhile.
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>>9759878
That's called a Lucky Pierre. I hear it's difficult to manage.

Likely moreso if you're cross-species, you goof.
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>>9759967

Now it's /fit/ spam.

Interesting.
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>>9759959
SB pls
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>>9759971
Say "hi"
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>>9759977
No.
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>>9759955
>mfw if augments become popular and then suddenly science discovers rapid limb-cloning and nanite reinforcement.
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>>9759990
Oh. You know about the comics and all, I guess?
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>>9759962
This would be a lot cuter if she wasn't a giraffe.
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>>9759996
Draw Rumble cock.
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>>9759994
See
>>9759996
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>>9759835
I listened to "accidental racist," the new Brad Pasley song.

No regrets.
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>>9759990
Nothing crazy
people came and went, cons, not really any show news
the comic is cool
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>>9759989
Look into your heart, you know this is true.
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>>9759993
No, those are masturbation supplements anon.
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>>9759877
>Anything we can do to help?
thanks, but it's pretty personal and fucked up
I think the best thing I can do is just act naturally and continue as if nothing had happened, since there's nothing I can do about it anyway

>>9759897
Nope, I'm GG
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>>9759958
Uhm, y-you have to be quiet, or- or...

... they're going to... wake...
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>>9759979

It's called "Asaekkiga" and the artist's name is Yang Young-Soon.
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>>9760011
Sure thing sugarcube.
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>>9759997
I am excite for Singularity future.
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>>9759971
Fuck them.
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>>9759937
I'll have you know that I drew that picture and was 25 at the time

Also, there was a finished version with the tail but I don't seem to have it saved
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>>9759993
> spram spam spam spam spam
I'm not part of this invisible armada you're BELIEVING is invading. The stack's been mentioned for over a year here and now I'm curious why you dorks are so hot on it.
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>>9759971
same as my original plan. head over to the griffon city for some sweet lionbird vag
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>>9760019
HUH? WHAT

THEY ARE GONNA BAKE WHAT
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>>9759957
I'd boop every single pony I came across.
I'd lie and say that it's the custom of my culture.
The ponies would be polite and greet me in kind.
>mutually assured boop
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>>9759971
Its cute and I would not mind at all. They still are their old self. Is there a rest of the collection?
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>>9760004
I know about them, but I haven't gone out of my way to view them quite yet. I imagine I'll have some interesting stuff to read.
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>>9760011
Nigga her entire act in Rainboom was based on classical music. That means she knew what song to chose and what kind of moves she needs to perform.

She knows her classical music.
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>>9760028
But we have actually been getting spammed the last couple days.
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>>9760011
>Singing marshmallow
>Not Sweetie Belle
Ew, gross
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>>9760007
Anything more specific?
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>>9760027
You're my favorite artist, anon.
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>>9759971
fetlocks are cute as fuck.
I wish the mares in the show had them.
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>>9759971
fuck them until I can no longer stand unassisted
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>>9760043
inside Flitter
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>>9759959
I prefer stallionboners, but Shady needs more content so whatever
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>>9760041
Two disparate phenomenon on a board that sees hundreds of visitors and one of its most frequented threads.
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>>9760043
Wearing panties or fucking something.

>>9760052
Not this.
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>>9759997
>rich kids can't decide if they want to be augmented or not
>have a new leg, augmented and "natural", every other week
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>>9760010
I feel kind of bad that I haven't contributed here in forever, yet I've been drawing quite a bit for /vp/ lately. I think once the show starts back up I'll try to come here more frequently.
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>>9759900
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>>9760052
Yes this.

>>9760061
Fuck yo homo shit, son.
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>>9760043
>>9760055
How could I combine these two?
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>>9760066
>and
or
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>>9760064
It's night thread time, Twilight.
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>>9760015
Well, okay, I won't pry further. I'll be pulling for you, anyway. Here's hoping things will get better!
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>>9760080
sounds good anon
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>>9759979
>Hoof of the North Star.gif

Have you ever done any Fist of the North Star fan art?
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>>9760025
People would just get stupider and weaker with more coming technological advancements.

Singularity would take years and humanity would have to be type III which either never happen or work in some sort of consciousnesses transcendence device that activates during death.
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>>9760085
fuck yo pedo shit, son.
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>>9760043
this >>9760055 plus this >>9760061
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>>9759886

How would shiny react to someone making advances on his Twily?
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>>9760089
We were unfing all day, too!

When will the unfing ever end?
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>>9760089
I don't want unf though, I want cute pone
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>>9760094
Nope. Unskilled in humans.
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>>9760112
>cute pone

unf
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I like it when Dash is girly.
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>>9760102
>"What do you mean someone keeps walking towards her?"
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Why aren't you beholding?
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>>9760115
>Tex
>Unskilled in humans
lel
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>>9760115
>Unskilled in humans.

>implying

You better just be fishing for compliments.
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>>9760126
Why would you unf to that?
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>>9760131
that leg is longer than her whole body.
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>>9760131
aw that cute
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>>9760134
Twilight become a princess is the worst thing to happen to the show.
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>>9760141
>colgate watches from the shadows to make sure you brush
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>>9760140
does Tex have Krautism now?
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>>9760133
>"No, dude, he's hitting on her!"
>Shining Armor bucks the poor stallion to the ground
>"And if you lay a hoof on her again I won't go easy on you!"
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>>9760134
BUT I AM!
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>>9760141
they're so unf-able
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>>9760131
>A drunk rarity and twilight will never turn you into a mare
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>>9760110
There are no brakes on the unf train, Anon. We just keep chuggin' along until we run out of things to unf about.
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>>9760157
Is there anything that doesn't make you unf anon?
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>>9760158
>They will never make you feel pretty
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>>9760158
>"Let's take another shot!"
>"Oops, where did your penis go anon!"
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>>9760141
Cuteness is a pones most attractive quality.
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>>9760140
Not him, but humans are fucking hard, man.
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>>9760131
I like it when she pretends she isn't enjoying it
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>>9760168
Dafuq is an unf?
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>>9760169
Gorrilas
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>>9759916
There is no doubt in my mind that Shiny would listen to Wavves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFEfxNlzJJc
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>>9760099
fuck yo mother nigga
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>>9760158
>why boner
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>>9760168
>we run out of things to unf about.
You mean when the show ends and the fandom dies?
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>>9759699

Zecora is on the Big Mac Plan.

Three times in the barn every day until the itch is gone.
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>>9760134
I'm really excited for S4
And I can't wait to see what they do with Twilight. I'm a bit worried but the writers showed they can handle things so everything will most likely be okay
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>>9760187
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>>9760141
>ice cream necklace

What were you thinking Rarity?
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>>9760189
You know why, anon
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>>9760199
The wait for it is just horrible. 2014? Man that would kill me.
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>>9760158
Ultra lame
They make good money too...
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>>9760194
>bigora

love that shit
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cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa
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>>9760168
WHAT IS PINKIE READY FOR?
YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME.
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>>9760200
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>>9760219
> Rarity is ready to rape, murder, and eat that insufferable cunt to death out of pure anger
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Love a little girl's show. Stay inside. Be comforted by fantasy girls who will love you and never judge you.

Never get a wife. Support deviant lifestyles.

Good Goyim... good.
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>>9760199
Celestia's shaping her into a mentor of her own, to culminate in her ascending her friends into alicorns. The ultimate test of her princesshood, friendship, and magic.
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>>9760210
Fortunately we'll have the comics and the microcomics to help us get trough.
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>>9760222
I'd boop that so hard
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>>9760219
what a waste of time and talent
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>>9760207
>mfw the first time reading that
The lucid dreams man, nothing but sexual slutty mare transformation.

Then it turned into romantic transformation after reading some fics.
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I wish I had my own fat guard pony.
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>>9760176
>Not him, but humans are fucking hard, man.

Why God created Furries and four fingered hands.
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>>9760237

Goddamn Disco's balls are lazy as fuck.
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>>9760229
But she was hanging out with Pinkie Pie even more often after that incident.
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>>9760237
No, you cock-bearing monster.
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>>9760199
>I'm really excited for S4
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>>9760095
>stupider and weaker
Weaker physically, maybe, but I don't think they'd get more stupid. The problem that exists now is that there's a wealth of information at your fingertips, yet its kind of a sensory overload since you can only process so much at one time.
There's this sort of limit or hurdle that we need to overcome, either by developing a technology that better integrates with people or by adapting to handle this jumbled type of information. Personally, I think that along with the technology developments, there needs to be a change in how we treat knowledge as a whole. You can make it interesting and fun. You can make it seem like a worthwhile thing to do, and a good way to spend your time. It just has to be appealing somehow.
This guy's got a good idea on where to take things, and it's pretty astounding what can happen when you take things in a different way.
http://www.ted.com/talks/sugata_mitra_build_a_school_in_the_cloud.html
It's well worth the 22 minutes.
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>>9760245
What the hell could they possible guard?
The fridge?
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>>9760236
you lucky fuck
how did you do it?
I've been trying to record my dreams for weeks but I rarely remember anything at all
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>>9760255
It was a GLORIOUS hatefuck that fortunately didn't turn to cannibalism.
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>>9760254
disco art is bad
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>>9760199
>I'm really excited for S4,
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>>9760199

I am disturbed by Twilight as an alicorn.

Not so much because of her being an Alicorn, even if that was not needed but because of the fact that they were willing to make a pretty poorly thought out episode just to push a new doll.
I liked season one and two, and season three was not a total loss but it makes me worry for season four.
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>>9760245
i wish i had my own OC stallion horsebando
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>>9760264
which artists do yo like?
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>>9760258
>Not being excited for S4

What are you some sort of curmudgeon?
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>>9760259
>Wow a school in the clouds? I hope they really mean what I think they're meaning!
>It's just an online school
Why did I even get excited
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>>9760199
>the writers showed they can handle things

i dont see this at all. if i had the option to completely replace all the writers with random people i would take it without hesitation.
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>>9760283
why aren't you coloring
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>>9760233
I only hope.

Bunch of con watching and vidya might also help.

>>9760237
God this is old.
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>>9760280
not disco
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>>9759818
You haven't read the book, have you? It's like reading an episode rendered perfectly on the page. It's magnificent.
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>>9760275
>not having one
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>>9760298
>not taking the big cuddly one
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The slow hand quickens.
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>>9760296
I agree, book is GOAT
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>>9760298
Kraut/Mew/Lamar pls
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>>9760147
>twilight turning into an alicorn is the worst thing to happen to the show

thats what you mean right? there are a million better ways for twilight to become a princess.
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>>9760292
Its like masturbating to a 1987 copy of Playboy
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>>9760296
Why do you lie to a poor anon like that?
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oh, before I forget
here's the final version
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I want to date Rarity.
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>>9760294
>dodging

Yeah, that's what I thought.
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>>9760286
I'm at a friends house He's on the toilet again don't tell him!
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>>9760313

I'd like to sniff her anus.
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>>9760313
>wanting to date a slut
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>>9760311
What does a heart sound like?
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>>9760311
This is still pretty cute stuff.
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>>9760311
What's up with those babby chicken wings? Soarin' is a stallion, not Scootaloo.
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>>9760311

What does Spitfire think of this unprofessional relationship?

Also who outranks who?
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>>9760313
She's already dating me, anon. I'm thinking about proposing to her.
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>>9760327
love
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>>9760311
GG i want you inside of me

I want to be dominated by you, your little cum rag
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>>9760327
>What does a heart sound like?
It indicates an affectionate or playful tone of voice, unlike, say, growling in anger or threat
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>>9760317
Elslowmo's friend is a very digestive pony.
>>
Someone stream.
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>>9760343
what does love sound like?
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>>9760313
I am sure she is too good for you.

>>9760307
Its not just that. I remember one time that the only few collection art of the show was those Vietnam War Ponies posted everyday.
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>>9760327
LUB DUB LUB LUB DUB LUB LUB
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>>9760304
Are OC pnoies in the Equestria you go after you die?
If that's the case, maybe Kraut has found some hapiness
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>>9760342
That's good, Twilight and I have been talking and we think you should take the next step.
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>>9760304
Sadsack was my husbando before any of those losers showed up.
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>>9760327

squishy noises
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>>9760323
How dare you! She's working on trimming all that fat off her ass.
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>>9760353
I was going to earlier but no one was interested so I'm playing vidya instead
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>>9760360
Why have you been talking to my wife anon?
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>>9760220
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>>9760284
>just an online school
It's a restructuring of learning to do away with shit like standardized testing and useless knowledge, to accelerate people's learning and make it interesting. FUTURE SCHOOL.
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>>9760300
>not taking both
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>>9760272
>>9760285

I've said it before - the main reason I disliked the S3 finale so much was mostly because the writing was so goddamn lazy. It felt like Series Finale more than a Season Finale.

I think the whole "Three-Parter" thing was just McCarthy trying to cover her ass.
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>>9760346
oh okay
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>>9760353
I tried earlier but my program got bugged.
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>>9760354
like bags of sand
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>>9760353
It's not a stream, it's liquid pride.
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>>9760373
Why wouldn't I be talking to my wife?
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>>9760374
DONE WITH WHAT?!?
WHAT DID SHE DO?
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>>9760371
>that plump butt
>suddenly horrible vagina and anus
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>>9760264
say that to my face motherfucker
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>>9760359
Kraut is alive. SB talked to him earlier this week and some anon saw him on Skype yesterday morning.
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>>9760392
It seems that you're confused again anon. Twilight is married to me.
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>>9760399
Your ponies are shit but your humans are fine.
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>>9760376
>You will never be the slutty OC mare that hooks up with all the handsome OC stallions
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>>9760363
Back off.
Since when?
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>>9760383
i cam on that post

i screen capped it, printed it, and as soon as I reread it I splooged
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>>9760395
>horrible
She was embarassed enough already. Poor girl had to cover up entirely after the human came
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>>9760262
Practice anon, I did it the hard way by trying to realize I was in a dream.

>rarity holding me upside down while fucking me with a dildo
>getting used like a toy by the royal guards

I didn't know being a slut would be so fun
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>>9760395
Leave it to Jay to ruin something good.
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>>9760393
I don't know but she's plumb tuckered out now
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>>9760400
He also changed his profile picture to that spongebob screencap of squidward holding the rules of art book, so i think he's actually drawing.
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>>9760395
>human pussy and anus

I think you've been poneing to long. You forgot what human pussy and ass looks like.
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>>9760393
Wouldn't you like to know~?
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>>9760300
that character went to shit fast when sb drew porn of him

it wasnt good porn, not good at all
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>>9760435
I never said "human pussy and anus" I said horrible vagina and anus.
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>>9760435
He said horrible, not human
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>>9760416
>getting used like a toy by the royal guards
you have no idea how many times I've jerked it to this concept
just reading your post gave me a boner
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>>>/x/12371465

Great. Now I can't sleep.
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>>9760432
Fuck!

This means total war!
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>>9760462
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>>9760395
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>>9760462

>Brony role playing and fan fiction

Just accept that you won't ever be a pony.
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>>9760406
I can only think of a few OC stallions by contributors and they all seem to be made by SB or his friends.
So there aren't that many to be seduced.
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>>9760460
>filename
do we have anyone here that can vector?
I want to see this picture but with her face shaped like a diamond
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>>9760472

Who's the artist? Tex?
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>>9760475
Never
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>>9760462
This is possibly the shittiest fanon out there.
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>>9760435
I know it all too well.

It's been too long since I raw-dogged either, though. ;_;
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>>9760488
tess
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>>9760405
>go check to see discos newest art
>i want to see what 2 years of improvement in an art school looks like since the last time i saw him

http://pornjunkyard.tumblr.com/post/47293671247/worked-on-it-a-little-more-and-added-some-crappy
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>>9760432
I assume it's this one
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>post happy birthday on her FB wall
>she says thanks to everypost except yours
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>>9760462
what the fuck
did I just read?
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>>9760479
You what.
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>>9760478
I can think of one that I'd let have his way with me
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>>9760478
>you'll never be friends with anyone and draw each other's OCs
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>>9760479
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>>9760472
why does her dick disappear in the last frame?
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>>9760511
So delete her.

And while you're at it, delete your Facebook as well.
>having Facebook
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>>9760511
>saying happy birthday to a slat cunt
You're worth more than that
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>>9760503
>those nipples
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>>9760479
.
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>>9760517
Says who? Start drawing and making friends now, anon.
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>>9760517
I can't really draw but I'd be friends with you and give it a shot
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>>9760479
..
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>>9760453
I also had a pet-master relationship in my dreams, I mean all the sexual pleasure was knowing that I was just a pet and my owner just treating me like one.
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>>9760479
...
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>>9760511
>everyone says happy birthday to 'that girl'

>4 people say it to you on your birthday
I guess it's better than nothing
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>>9760558
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>>9760517
>you will never be friends with anyone and draw each other's OCs fucking
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>>9760527
>slat cunt
SLAT CUNT SLAT CUNT SLAT CUNT
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>>9760517
>tfw Kraut only stopped posting, because he now does nothing but exchanging OC smut pictures with SB
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>>9760479
il kill you in your sleep
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plump purple pretty princess pony posterior
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>>9760544
anon pls
it's like you've been reading my list of fetishes
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>>9760537
Not many people can draw that guy...what do you even call him? We all call him Texanon because I dont think he has a goddamned name.
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>>9760537
Hmm, buying friends
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>>9760532
i cant even tell what the fuck is going on. what are they sucking on? does that girl have a wang?
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>>9760568
Good.
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>>9760578
I don't mean me.
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>>9760562
Nobody has ever said happy birthday to me on facebook, haven't logged in around 2 years now
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>>9760589
>anthro
that's disgusting anon, I think I need to seek professional help.
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>>9760588
This was more real life than facebook
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>>9760478

There's a few... they just don't get mentioned very much because most of our OCs seem to be girls.
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>>9760568
You can always ask someone else to do it
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>>9760578
>Not many people can draw that guy...what do you even call him? We all call him Texanon because I dont think he has a goddamned name.

Tex-anon is just a placeholder name. He has no real one.
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>>9760593
>vinyl booty
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>>9760621
horsebutts are wonderful
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>>9760621
>that picture
>my dick
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>>9760621
I only have Vinyl hips
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>>9760632
Pony butts are wonderful.
horse butts are gross.
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>>9760568
>>9760570
I want to see Jerry and Sack fucking each other real hard.
No homo
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>>9760642
*Sad Sack
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What if drawfag was Maiar?
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>>9760642
>>9760655
Who'd be top anf who'd be bottom?
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I DONT LIKE THING
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The memory spell took hold, and for a moment, Lyra felt dizzy.

Princess Sparkle frowned in concern. "Are you all right?" she asked.

Lyra closed her eyes and breathed. Pieces were coming back to her. "I remember the woods, and houses with paper walls. Humans must have some pretty good skills if they can make paper without magic." She smiled.

Princess Twilight said, "Go on."

Lyra concentrated. "I remember... a big bearlike thing. Its neck looks like it's on fire. I reach out my hands to rub its belly." Her eyes shot open. "Oh dear Arceus, I wasn't rubbing its belly."
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>>9760658
i dont know what that is
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>>9760460

>Read the most terrifying thread on /x/ ever
>It's not about ghosts, or creepy stories, or conspiracy theories
>It's about an old woman suffering from dementia, something that can happen to many of us.

I'm killing myself if that ever happens to me. It sounds like living in a horror movie all the time.
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>>9760668
I don't like thing either
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>>9760460

I don't have any old people related creepy stories but there was one time I was playing with a pen that had a voice recorder built in that could record and play back small segments of audio. It was pretty simple, and would just re-write old recordings with the new ones. I was just making different recordings of silly voices and playing it back when after a few times when at one point when I clicked the play button, I knew it was nothing that was ever recorded before. It sounded like a room full of people talking. The voices were distinct, but nothing was discernible, except for one that occasionally sounded like it was directed to me. I didn't try to hear what it was saying because I started panicking and shoved it in a shoe box and hide it somewhere and I haven't seen it since. Sometimes when I talk or think about it now weird stuff will happen even, like unexplainable noises, drafts in closed off rooms, sometimes more voices, etc. Sitting here right now as I've been typing this out even my eyes have begun to water and tear up on their own which is not something I consider normal.
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>>9760668

THEN WHY DID YOU POST ANONYMOUS?

Why did you post?
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>>9760658
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Maiar?
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>>9760635
oh gosh I haven't seen this one before
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>>9760668
>fragging some newbs

Who talks like this? I've been playing vidya since I was a kid and I have never heard anyone say this. Not once. Not a single dudebro has muttered this phrase, not even children I hear playing online games have said this.
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>>9760667
Just look how assertive he looks.
But it's not like they could switch.
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>>9760670
What?
and/or
Go on
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Why do you have such a little penis, Anon?
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>>9760679

I assume this is you?

>>>/x/12391215
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>>9760677

Would it kill you to use Google?

>>9760692
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>>9760670
what is this

what is going on
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>>9760685

Is this copy pasta?
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>>9760570
you have no idea how much I would like to see those pictures
it's a shame they almost certainly don't exist
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>>9760699
*couldn't

I can't write correctly now.
Bonering too hard.
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>>9760702
Because that myth about black people isn't true, Derpy.
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>>9760694
>Implying kids use 'fragging'
You have to have played quake

newbs is a bit silly though
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>>9760703

Yes, I just posted it. And I god damn mean it.
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>>9760705
Your dick has a shit taste
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>>9760668
Grundy no like thing either.
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>>9760709

No, I just typed that out.
It's possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever experienced. I was the only one who ever used that pen.
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>>9760705
So close and yet so, so far.
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>>9760702

Your poor depth perception makes it look like that.
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>>9760704
i dont care enough to put in the effort sorry
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>>9760692

Yes.
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>>9760699
I'd be compelled to draw that, but I have no time this weekend, and I guess it wouldn't make me anyone's favorite if I did, especially the artists in question.
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>>9760705
>Fluttershy with big
>But stupidly perky tits

No sir I don't like it
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>>9760728
Don't Grundy want a good pair of pants?
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>>9760728
Well, no shit Grundy no like thing. Grundy no like lots of things.
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>>9760705
Could be so much better
But the idea is good at least
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>>9760707
>>9760700
Looks like a reference to Lyra Raped My Quilava.
http://pastebin.com/BaXhigSK
Pokemon copypasta pokephilia. Over on /vp/ she's a monster in a child's body, a sex-addicted knife-crazy that makes Pinkamena look like amateur hour.
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>>9760740
>that pinkie
GOD DAMN THAT'S NICE
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>>9760757
why shouldn't she have big tits?
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>>9760702
Derpy shush, we're in church!
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your welcome
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>>9760776
>3dpd
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>>9760763
What a shame.
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>>9760758
Grundy already wearing pants...
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>>9760776
shes trying to make her butt look big.
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Oh Pinkie, you so crazy.
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>>9760776
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>>9760705
>bikini part

This is stuff girls do

Right?
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>>9760776
.... but her face...
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>>9760773
She can have big tits
Pinkie can too
But at least make them reasonably shaped
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>>9760776
>no hooves
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>>9760763
Honestly sounds a little arousing
I'm guessing its all ironic shit though
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>>9760702
5.5" is very modest, that's rude
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>>9760771
She thinks that if she bounces her chest fast enough, it will scramble your brain and make you entire everyone
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>>9760776
THAT'S NOT A PONY
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>>9760702
WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A LITTLE BRAIN?


HUH? HUH?
>>
has rose done anything cool recently
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>>9760702
Isn't 7.5 inches, average?
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We're all a bunch of bronies. Killing time until we go to sleep. Where we wake up, do our things, and then wait until we go back to sleep again.

Why do we continue this charade?
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>>9760820
Above average
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>>9760820
"The average penis size is 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft and between 5.0-5.7 inches when hard."
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>>9760790
Man, these Hellraiser sequels are just not even trying anymore
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>>9760776
>that rat face
>those fucked up legs legs
>the way she has her hands splayed out in front of her
>"your welcome"

0/10 apple-ly yourself
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>>9760823
Waiting for the weekend to go out and have a good time.
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>>9760748
Why don't you just draw them non-homo cuddling between friends? Or something other nonsexual?
I think the two are really cute together.
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>>9760790
Is she okay?
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>>9760818
She has been really active lately. She even took anon's advice and started working on backgrounds.
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>>9760823

Highest form of procrastination.
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>>9760823
>bronies
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>>9760823
I do other non pony things though out the day
get more hobbies, you scrub
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>>9760823
Because we hold hope that the circle will be broken by and by

By and by...
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>>9760748
>it wouldn't make me anyone's favorite if I did
it just might make you mine
but then I also have a minor fetish for non consensual use of other people's OCs
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>>9760836
Shes fine.
She really likes getting nailed.
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>>9760823
Right now I'm contemplating if I should fap or go to sleep.

I'm really tired and I know if I fap I'll just end up staying awake longer, but I have my porn open in another tab.
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>>9760823
I wanna rock and roll all night and pony every day
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>>9760685

Sounds like EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voice_phenomenon

There's a lot of natural explanations for it.
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>>9760830
Humans can't be perfect like ponies, danny boy

You need to love people for their flaws
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>>9760853
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>>9760823
here we wake up, do our things, and then wait until we go back to sleep again.

Isn't that what everyone does?

I particularly like browsing /v/,/tv/,/vg/ and /mlp/, re-watching a couple of episodes of FiM and then watching some movies.

All while reading a programming book.
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>>9760702
The mares from where I came from would call that huge, Derpy

>>9760820
If you mean by pone maths then maybe
By human standards you're just fishing for compliments
>tfw 8
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>>9760874

>gif
>unanimated
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>>9760838
has she done anymore fluttershy?
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>>9760823


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. [laughs] Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like [coughs] tears in rain. Time to die.
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>>9760863
>tfw everytime you want to go to sleep someone starts a greentext that makes you want to fap before you go to bed
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>>9760685
Probably interference from a hearing loop

Did you have old neighbors?
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>>9760882
What a perfectly good waste of math
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>>9760909
it's even worse when you look back at an old thread and realize you missed discussion of your fetish by a matter of minutes
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>>9760874
What's the matter?
Didn't see that coming?

Sorry, that was shortsighted of me...
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I like it when pone wears pone clothes and does pone things with her pone friends.
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were past the bump limit. you guys are still here?
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>>9760909
>Time to do my nightly update checking before going to sleep!
>Check a fap fic
>it has been updated
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>>9760932
>her
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>>9760919
That doesn't happen very often
My fetishes are too navilla to be discussed in here regulary
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>>9760909
>There was this pony right
>And she was sooo hot
>Like with her butt and stuff
>And then one day she uhh....acciently bought clothes that were too small
>The end
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>>9760935
Thread goes until we reach the image limit.
>>
MLPG

How do I stop being mad about the fandom and how everything has devolved these last few years?
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>>9760871
>loving that
>not your pure-fect maiden of a waifu
Dont do this, I know humans cant be perfect but they should at least TRY.
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>>9760950
SO HOT PLEASE MORE UNF UNF UNF
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>>9760962
Vent about it on /mlp/
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>>9760962
Look at the Sonic Fandom and go "Thank god we aren't that bad!"
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>>9760962
Try not to pay attention to it and just watch the show

Being here doesnt help at all, and I thoroughly hate the fandom
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>>9760950
>Babs wearing bicycle shorts that are much too small for her

Yes. This will do nicely.
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>>9760949
Do go on anon.
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>>9760970
I don't think that can be said anymore
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>>9760950
You know what? Will will fap to this right now just to spite you
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>>9760962
Keep Moving forward. Try to focus on the good more than the bad.
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>>9760912

Oh, nonsense. Logic-based world building is always a good part of any fandom.
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>>9760955
that's gay

i'm gonna make one
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>>9760962
>MLPG
> How do I stop being mad about the fandom and how everything has devolved these last few years?

People do lots of stupid shit. It's not me. I'll mock them, but that's it.

There's better things to get mad about.

>Video later emerged on the Internet showing the bloodstained bodies of many children huddled on a floor in the dark,[22] some with their skulls split open,[23] some with their throats cut, and others knifed or shot to death.[24] The video also featured a man's voice screaming, "These are all children! Watch, you dogs, you Arabs, you animals – look at these children, watch, just watch!"[25] Another video showed what was said to be a mass burial of victims.[26] The U.S. State Department later published satellite photos said to show mass graves in Syria that line up with images from the ground supplied by Syrian opposition forces.[27]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houla_massacre

Be happy that the biggest problems we have to face are "autists make fools of themselves". Be happy that our standard of living is so good. We take it for granted.
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>>9760834
Because then they'd be more likely to like it. And I'd get completely nothing out of it.
>>9760851
I mean, not like I'd be able to be on any good terms with those people anyway, but I'd rather not be completely disliked.
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>>9760962
Stop paying attention to the fandom so much and just enjoy what you can get out of the cute ponies.
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>>9760980
I can't, I have to leave in like 5 minutes
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>>9760970
>Look at the Sonic Fandom and go "Thank god we aren't that bad!"

They're equal. MLP might be worse.
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>>9760970
We're almost as bad as them now. Probably on the same level.
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>>9760685
>>9760869
Probably electrical interference or picking up bits and pieces of radio broadcast. I had a clock radio that would pick up a mariachi music station really quietly, you could barely hear it until you put your ear right up to the speaker.
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>>9760996
>Stop paying attention to the fandom so much

But anon.

We are the fandom.
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>>9760981
It's not like we have a Chris Chan
>Nathan.

Oh..
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>>9761006

Nathan is funny, since he's such a nerdy doofus. But he's nowhere near Chris Chan.
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>>9760919
>that feel when you miss a bimbofication discussion
The gods have abandoned me...
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>>9761006
>Nathan
>not Jay
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>>9761005
Coming around here too much can hamper your enjoyment of the show too I think.
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>>9761015
why do bimbofication discussions always seem to involve Twilight?
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>>9761025
It'd be better if it was Fluttershy.
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>>9760999
Does it really matter if x fandom is worse than y fandom?
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>>9761015
>Not Soundacorn.
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>>9760869
>>9760911
>>9761004

Yeah, there was an old couple that used to live alone next door back then. I know it's likely something like that since I tend not to believe paranormal stuff (we used to have a radio that used to pick up these redneck types talking back and forth), but it still gives me the creeps and that's what I hate the most because it takes all night for it to go away. Even now I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to leave my room because my mind is running rampant about ghosts and shit, and every little bump or scrape I hear is being used to imagine something terrifying outside that's waiting for me to open the door.
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>>9760976
*rrrriip*
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>>9761025
Tarra, probably

Also that kinda power play with taking smart and nerdy Twilight and making her into a air head
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>>9761006

Nathan doesn't come CLOSE to Chris Chan. Quit overeating.
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>>9761037
>Soundacorn
Did that get brought up again recently?
Dang, and here I thought I hadn't missed anything fun
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>>9760949
tell us more, we go way too extreme way too often
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>>9761025
>>9761015

I prefer substance use to bimboification, I like the idea of them giving up control and embracing the feeling of pleasure
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>>9761025
Because the whole appeal is watching a girl become a ditzy, promiscuous version of themselves

The smarter or more reserved the girl, the more drastic the change. Rainbow Dash would also be acceptable.
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>>9761041
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>>9761046
No, no it didn't
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>>9761037
Soundacorn?

Not quite sure what that is. Not sure I want to. It sounds really eerie!
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>>9761037
I don't even know what that is
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>>9760976
>>9761041
>this will never be a picture
;_;
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>>9761043
But we can MAKE him into Chris chan!
He just needs to draw some really bad shit.
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>>9761068
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>>9761059
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>>9760991

>See the pictures of the dead kids

Well, now I'm both terrified due to the dementia thread, and horribly depressed.

Ponies, cheer me up.
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>>9761040
It's probably the hearing loop. They don't have carrier signals so practically any unshielded circuit can pick it up

The rednecks probably built some illegal broadband transmitters
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>>9761081
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>>9761079

Nobody mentions the BEAR.
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>>9761081
Which pony do you wish for?
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>>9761055
>making them ugly and ruining their life for the purpose of fulfilling a fetish

Not feeling it.
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>>9761059

Looks like Brae's style of semen, especially with those beige/off-white colors.
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>>9761015
Maybe we could have some more
Just for you~

bewbs
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>>9761076
LMJ is our Chris Chan
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>>9761088
I agree.
He was right there, but he was bearly discussed.
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>>9761066
Aww
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>>9761094
>beige/slightly yellow cum colors
>it's like it's stained with disgusting urine

I have yet to find a porn artist that does perfect semen...
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>>9760987
>pones are only around 2 feet tall
makes sense. Compare how tall they are to that human-sized minotaur in Putting Your Hoof Down.
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>>9761099
But LMJ can actually draw...
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>>9761094
That .gif is years old.
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>>9761110
That's debatable...
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>>9761110
barely
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>>9761109
what? That chart puts them at about 3 and a half feet tall
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>>9761105
There was one pic that CT did not too long ago which I think nailed it on the head. I'll have to find it.
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>>9761109
>You'll never carry around your pone by one hoof
>You'll never carry around a bushel of fillies by the tail when they're tired
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>>9761110
he doesnt draw
he makes shapes
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>>9761090
>Which pony do you wish for?

Best Pony of course.
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>>9761112

Sorry, I thought it might have been part of that animation he was collaborating with edef on.
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>>9760991
I remember seeing this video of maybe 20 people all lined up in a row blindfolded, and some Jihadi looking guy walked by and shot each in the head one by one with a pistol, then did two more passes. I could never find it again, it was a really eerie video, no one screamed or tried to get away, they just let it happen.
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>>9761087

You shouldn't hide from the evil in the world. It should motivate you to action. Rise you out of your apathy.
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>>9761109

Look at the chart. They're 2 feet at the withers (top of their shoulders). They're 3.5 feet at the top of their heads when standing on all fours. They're taller than that if they stand on their two back legs.
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>>9761098
She can suckle as she wants, those things will never give milk
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pubes or no pubes
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>>9761138
I'm not a wizard
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>>9761137
>LMJ has a set of shapes ready on standby.
>Like CAD.
>Side mouths.
>Cuts.
>Various blood drops.
>"Torsos"
>Just as popular as Buckley
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>>9761141

I've seen that gif. Not sure if it's real.

If you've seen Narco execution vids or gifs, they don't do much either. People become resigned to their fate.
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>>9761153
pubes.
and hairy armpits and legs
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>>9761079
I wish people would of capped this thread

it
was
glorious
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>>9761055
Same, bimbofication rubs me the wrong way but I love me some stoner ponies
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>>9761156
>2 candies
It's a changeling!
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>>9761156
I like sleepy eyed ponies
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>>9761156
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>>9761159
>LMJ is popular
>Bum Tickley is popular
I think I know how to cash in on internet bux
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>>9761156
I'll make you walk funny bon bon, wanna see?
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>>9761153
Above is fine
Any around just makes oral disgusting

And guys should be trimmed at the very least, frequently shaved or waxed preferably
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>>9761093
They can still be pretty. Of course you make them doll themselves up for you before they "work" for their next hit.
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>not putting all your money in the Butts market
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>>9761179
I invested all of my money in buttcoins
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>>9761171
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>>9761172
Be a shitty artist?
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>>9761160
There was one I know that was real where the guys were screaming after they got shot, it was a firing squad type thing, they just stood back and lit them all up, shot each one 10-15 times and some were still alive and screaming. Then one guy walked by and shot each one in the back of the head, and even then you could still hear some of them gurgling and trying to breathe.
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>>9761162
/v/ is archived isn't it?
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>>9761156
I she implying what I think she's implying?

I wouldn't mind some hardcore pony sex, I'm a big guy I'm sure I can take it.
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>>9761188
Yep.
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>>9761183

"What was that last part, BonBon? Didn't quite catch that."
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>>9761179
>Falling for the bull trap
top lel
It's going to collapse to 2012 prices
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If we're all so lonely, why don't we become each others friends?
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>>9761171
>>9761186
Why can't I find a nice girl like Lyra?
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>>9761186
>it's like we're married
Whoa there little horse
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>>9761186
No funny business. Hooves above the covers.
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>>9761184
I got lucky, I was waiting on bank verification when prices "crashed"
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Wait so Luna can just perv in on any ponies while they're dreaming?
how rude
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>>9761183
>BonBon secretly crushing on you.
I don't know this feel...
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>>9761207
I thought we were

This is what friends do, right?
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>>9761186
>It's like we're married

Oh, man. My heart...
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>>9761207
that's what skype and tumblr is for
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>>9761179
>>9761184

>Bitcoins
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>>9761202
>"unless you.... *mutter* *mutter* me...
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Hey Applejack, how would you like this nice fresh apple?
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>>9761224

But I don't know any of your names.

We're all just anonymous.
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>>9761211
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>>9761207
A-are we not friends? ;_;
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>>9761207

We pretty much spend tons of time with each other even if it's through text, talking about our mutual interest in the most candid manners possible.

How exactly are we NOT friends?
Though I guess we couldn't logically be friends if we think different ponies are best pony.
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>>9761217
And no one will believe you
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>>9761192
Yeah it was archived
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>>9761207
I don't want friends, I want a pony wife.
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>>9761207
Anon is my best friend

I wish I could find one to fuck though
I'll probably just whore myself out on grindr in the end
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>>9761235
what the fuck is that?
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>>9761207
Because it's not meant to be. Because no matter how much you try, the other party will never pick up on your subtle hints. Because my tragic flaw is my pride.
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>>9761207
Were just anonymous people who happened to like ponies and some very lewd stuff.

If we met in real life we probably wouldn't even like each other.
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Good morning, MLPG!
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>>9761217
And Celestia can do it on day dreams.
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>>9761254
It's a delicious apple.
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>>9761260
Don't sleep with your keyboard like that
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>>9761242
>>9761241

It's easier when there's a physical disconnect. I doubt we'd talk about ponies in the level of sexual graphic detail we do here. It's one thing to say you want to slam balls deep into a winking mare and cum insider her on the internet, totally different in reality.
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>tfw spent more time with anon than anyone else over the past two years
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>>9761233

"Miiiiiight have to talk a little louder than Fluttershy levels. Unless I do...?"
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>>9761233
Oh, OK, I guess it wasn't anything important then.
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>>9761252
>Love and Other Feels
Fuck, that movie...
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>>9761254
>>9761267

It's called a Pink Pearl.
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>>9761242
That's almost the very definition of bros
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>>9761267
give me a straight answer, anon
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>>9761252
Only if you have a vertical smile, anon
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>>9761271
I don't want to do that

Sometimes I go along with it and make jokes to fit in
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>>9761229
The only person I ever considered a friend on tumblr got insanely resentful of me. Other people I tried to initiate a conversation with just never carry on. So not really.
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>>9761275
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>>9761207
I thought that for a while, but I've yet to find someone I'm really friends with.
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Pone loves you
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>>9761314

Ponies aren't real. We use them because we're lonely.
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>>9761289
Go on, try it.
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>>9761207
>add someone on steam out of desperate loneliness
>get super nervous every time he wants to chat
>never could say anything outside of hi
>always immediately close contact, delete as friend and block them and just forget any of it ever happened.
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texdrawings.tumblr.com/post/47521950120-finally-finished-Rainbow-hips
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>>9761314
Lies.
Pone could never love me.

Applebutt would reject me in a heartbeat.
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>>9761328
Fuck you.
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>>9761323
At least someone wants to chat with you
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>>9761323
>tfw even if someone initiates contact you're convinced that as soon as the conversation is over they don't want to talk to you anymore and you'd be bothering them
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I thought moot was deleting /s4s/
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>>9761323
>add a few people on skype
>speak with them once
>never again

why is this so difficult
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>>9761302
What's with that look now?
Are you sure there isn't anything on your mind?
You can tell me anything, you know.
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>>9761340

People wanted their shitposting no rules dub board. PEople will get tired of it
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>>9761294

Very few of us actually want to have sex with real life horses.
Though plenty of us would have sex with little colorful magic talking ponies if (hypothetically) given the opportunity.

Personally, all of them are so innocent and cute that I would never opt for a fuck. Given the opportunity to romance them and potentially falling in love is a different story.
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>>9761314
And I love pone. Specifically, this pone, for she is the apple-est of pones.
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>>9761336
it was just some random person I added from a steams friends thread, I got so nervous I almost cried.
>>9761337
that too.
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I just bought 15 months of Playstation Plus because it looks like great value now that I'm actually playing my PS3

How dumb am I and what should I expect from Okami HD?
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>>9761340
g-good joke moot
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>>9761337
>>9761342

>tfw you managed to overcome all these problems
>tfw you eventually find out that talking to people isn't very interesting after all
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>>9761342
>add a few people on skype
>don't ever speak to them
>don't ever log in again after adding them
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>>9761323
I never try to start conversations with people on steam because I always think they don't want to talk to me.

In the rare moments that I do talk to them I never have anything interesting to say and then I feel like I'm boring them.
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>>9761274
>try to get her to admit she likes it
>she shakes her head furiously, even with a mouthful of pillow
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>>9761342
Because you can't think of anything to talk about that both of you would be interested in.
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>>9761356
>what should I expect from Okami HD

Fun.
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>>9761323
>add people on steam
>never talk to them or play a game with them

>add once irl friends
>same song and dance

This is some hard shit
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>>9761314
As much as I want that to be true lets be real about this.

If Ribbon saw me in real life she would fuck her boyfriend extra hard that night out of spite.
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>>9761351
BUY SOME APPLES
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>>9761366

>tsundere level: rape roleplay
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>>9761356
>what should I expect from Okami HD
no ponies. It has horses, but they're not very sexy.
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>>9761376
thats not a thing that would happen
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How would pone react to Anon touching?
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>>9761361
See the thing is, I don't seek people out but people seek me out cause despite my internal problems I'm actually able to talk to people like a normal person

It just means that once I'm not around them naturally often I usually end up never talking to them again.

And yea, most people are not people I really care to talk to often.
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>We'll never turn /soc/ for a night
>We'll never exchange details for people nearby
>We'll never find a few people that you actually like
>You'll never meet them in person and become friends
>You'll never agree to never tell each other your names on MLPG if you have them

>You'll never spend none of your time talking about pone
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>>9761376
>fuck her boyfriend extra hard
And about seven other different OCs.
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>>9761378
I swear I thought that gif was going to pull a Dr. Rockso.
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>>9761314
If I was to ever be in Equestria I would be so scared and embarrassed of actually talking to a pone I'd just sit in the Everfree and hunt shit.
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>>9761393
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one from my country.
>>
This isn't really a story but I am terrified of convalescent homes in a way that goes beyond the observable. I just won't go in them, because of how they make me feel. I've been in morgues before but old-folks homes take the cake when it comes to giving off the worst vibes of hopelessness, desperation, and death. I literally feel like I have life-hungry eyes watching me at every turn, as if all the old people want to take my soul and youth from me, like vampires. Misery cloaks those places and I just can't go into them.
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>>9761395
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>>9761376

Red Ribbon is too promiscuous for my taste. I couldn't be with a girl if she thought of me as some sort of transitory period.

I derive more happiness from love than sex.
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>>9761384
You'd be surprised
>>9761395
>
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>>9761403
You too?
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>>9761408
>tfw find out that there's Anon anon only a few km from me
>He doesn't want to fuck
;_;
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>>9761408
RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS
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>>9761393
I know that at least one or two people from here live at least sort of close to me based on things they've said
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>>9761356
>Okami HD
You ever played the original?
Think of that, except way prettier and not as muddy.
If you haven't, think about it as Legend of Zelda as a Japanese painting come to life where you're a badass goddess wolf.
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>>9761414
but its my OC
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>>9761408
Are you that guy in that Indonesian country?
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>>9761411
The ritual is complete
>>9761412
>Red Ribbon is too promiscuous for my taste
I try not to think about it
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>>9761425
Now that is a little pony!
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>>9761418
Scared of confrontation, scared doing new things, scared of meeting new people.

I'd just sleep in the cave and hunt things.
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>>9761386
It depends on the kind of touching. You can see here that this kind of touching -- going around to the inner thigh -- is definitely too personal for someone of Anon's familiarity. It's best to avoid such touching so as not to offend ponies.
However, a friendly hug, or pat on the back or neck, would probably go over well. Things like ear scratching would be a gray area, as it may be too familiar.
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>>9761429
No, but I'm sure there are others who represent their country alone here.
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>>9761419
only gay anons want to hook up
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>>9761403

I would want to be as little of a bother to the ponies as I could...
Then again, the chances of me not being seen and then sought out quickly would virtually be zero.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9761393
>You'll never have pone streaming parties every week
>Especially in Aus where it streams at like 2
;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;
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>>9761446
>tfw one is the loneliest number
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>>9761436
She is a little pony with a big silly wizard hat.
Therefore she is the cutest.
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>>9761428
0r0, dont make me wreck u m80
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>>9761459

>Typical Twilight Fan.jpg
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>>9761469
Rebuttal:
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>>9761443
Oh, I'd just build a wooden shack somewhere. I'd act like I'm some sort of mythical creature if they found me.
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>>9761462
But two could be as bad as one.
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>>9761472
im not 0r0
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>>9761414
>>9761434
Just think, AppleDan, there's another pony out there who would be your perfect, adoring, and faithful waifu and you've been ignoring her all this time. You don't even know who she is.
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>>9761382
>even tied up and gagged, her hips involuntary rock in timing with yours
>you can see it in her face how hard she's trying not to orgasm
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Would you take a pony you like and scratch them at the withers, making them melt in relaxation?
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What if we made a MLPG grindr
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>>9761487
dammit rediv
>>9761491
I know it's Bon Bon
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>>9761495
I'd want nothing more than to do that.
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>>9761502
a whatnow
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>>9761502
A what?
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>>9761479
I'd claim that I hail from supreme warriors and that I am the master of my clan, then I'd show them this manticore head that I have on the wall.

That'd make all the mares wet for me.

If I wasn't so beta.
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>>9761508
Nevermind, I found it.
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>>9761495
>Ponies melt into a puddle when you scratch them in the right spot
Don't worry though; they pull themselves back together after awhile
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>>9761494
>Her mind is fighting her body.
>She doesn't want to orgasm to a chimp.
>But her body wants to milk that exotic predator seed for all its worth and she is disgusted by it.
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>>9761478
But she doesn't even have a fancy wizard cape.
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>>9761502
>Goggle grindr
>mfw
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>>9761495
I wish I was a pony being scratched at my whither, I would just love to have a caring master who wouldn't do anything sexual unless I wanted it and I wouldn't put a collar on me.
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>>9761521
Who needs capes when you have fancy hats?
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>>9761522
>Not actually being gay

Come on guys
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>>9761480
nanaki pls
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>>9761479

I highly doubt that would actually end up happening. You were raised in an environment where you never had to do these things, and if you didn't know exactly what to do, you're quickly going to fall to various hazards of survivalism, the most obvious of which in a place like the Everfree would be monster attacks. Hell, one cockatrice is enough to snuff you out for good.
In all honesty, the prospect of clear, ordered, and vibrant civilization being RIGHT THERE would be enough to send your instincts haywire. People got out of the wilderness because it fucking sucks. Even /k/ommandos get hundreds of dollars worth of equipment before spending a couple of days in the wild.

It's a definite that living with the ponies is your only option. That, or visiting them on a regular basis.
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