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Old thread: >>9753090

Topic: ...More apples?
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>cape
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>drape
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hi moto
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Apples.
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>grape
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>>9755889
As an applefag and the proprietor of the old horse, I approve.
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Yellow?
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Twilight will never love you as much as she loves her books.
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>>9755889
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
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>>9755977
But she already does.
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>>9755889
Does her right face cheek have a tumor or something?
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>>9755977
I am Twilight's books.
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>>9755966
That is correct.
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>>9755966
Tex
you've drawn some nice applehips
could you draw some rainbowhips?
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hi hi hi
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>>9755977
But anon...I AM A BOOK
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>>9755977
That's silly, she married me because she loves me, you nut.
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i love the "(You)" thing on replies
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Pudgy butts.
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>>9756001

Stop trying to sully Tex with your perversions Anonymous.
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>>9756006
Zetta pls go
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>>9756012
I hate it
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>>9755976
Yellow is a nice color.
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>>9755977
Wow, looks like Twilight really does enjoy having a pickle in her!
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>>9756001
Do you mean Rambo Whips?
I love those.
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>>9756023
I am indifferent
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>implying Twilycorn is bad
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>>9756009
Anon, you really should seek professional help. You're not married to Twilight Sparkle, you can't be. She is married to me.
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>>9756015
Lauren Faust knew what she was doing
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>>9755931
Uh...how's this?
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>>9756027
Braces are fucking adorable on ponies
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>>9756042
It sure as shit isnt good
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>>9756035
I am more than indifferent, but less than in love with it.
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unf
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>>9756004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxgP9gmsGbM
HI HI HI HI
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>>9756027
she a beautiful pony
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>>9756048
I want it
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>>9756050
Important, too

They help prevent BUCK teeth!
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>>9756056
And you say that because?
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>>9756070

[crackling intensifies]
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>>9756081
I do agree.
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>>9756001
Rainbow... Hips?
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>>9756070
>Go on a RH OST listening spree one day
>Its the japanese version
>Later I pick back RH
>Upset cause these songs are in english
>End up singing along in Japanese anyway
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How would Pony treat you if you were suddenly teleported to equestria?
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>>9756048
Yeah, that's right!
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>>9756050
They are.
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>>9755889
Applejack is the most likely to want to breed, so

Yes.
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>>9756109
Depends on so many things you just can't know. But if you want to have a huge chance of them not hating you instant;y pretend to be hurt near FS's cabin and then get introduced to the rest of the ponies trough her.
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>>9756081
I only wish a girl existed like her in real life for me to procreate with, marry and have a family with.
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>>9756048
That's...

...well, that's something.
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>>9756109
All pony or specifically one?
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>>9756109
Iron will was a humanoid cow and he got called a monster

the cow population is currently enslaved and a cow has never been referred to as a monster

I don't think things would go well, at least at the very start
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>>9756106
you heard me.
>>9755855
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>>9756081
She's okay.
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>you will never bust a nut on braces
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>>9756159
But none of them were afraid of him, and it was just the most racist ponies anyway.

Zecora never got called a monster and the whole town was afraid of her.
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>>9756166
> dem hips

My ultra-niggahs.
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>>9756144
You and me both brother

She probably does exist, she's just extremely hard to find and I would have no idea how to find her
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>>9756109
probably be scared of me at first.
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>>9756196
Fluttershy take off the saddle
You look like a whore
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>>9756139
I could imagine all of them liking you, except maybe AJ and RD.

Twilight would love to learn about all of human history/knowledge/culture.

Fluttershy would love to meet a new species

Rarity would love to design clothes and fashion for a whole new species

Pinkie would love to welcome you to equestria and ponyville

RD and AJ would be apathetic at best because I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't interest them in anyway
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>>9756108
when you play listen the songs from RH in jap, there's no turning back
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>>9756204
fuck you, it makes her feel pretty and we all know she has self-confidence problems
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>>9756178
Kinda funny how both of them just kinda brushed it off.
I mean, Iron just took it with stride.
Zecora kinda got accepted by the town instantly.
She even cracked a joke about it in Cutie Pox.
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>>9756166
I will do it. I will draw these rainbow hips.
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>>9756109
The ponies seem fairly open to other species; outside of Zecora, they've never been too fearful of strangers. Heck, they barely noticed that Gilda was there. I think you'd be a novelty for a while but if you proved willing to fit in and not do anything overtly aggressive, you'd become accepted fairly quickly.
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>>9756214
I would imagine AJ would like to see if you're actually strong in some way
RD would just want to go fast
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>>9756243
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>>9755966
How mad is that stallion on the train on a scale of 1 to 10
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>>9756144
There are at least a few crunchy-granola types who fit the bill

Great hips and all

The real trick is being interesting enough to them to warrant forming a family.
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How could the ponies not like me?

I'm a nice guy
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>>9756262
He's just upset because he'll never be a pretty mare in a pretty dress
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>>9756262
1 2 3 4
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>>9756282
pone is scared of human
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>>9756243
Today is a good day
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>>9756287
Okay, Tex.

What comes next?
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>>9756293
But I didn't even do anything!
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>>9756251
Are you kidding? They're terrified of the vaguely unfamiliar. They only accepted Gilda in passing because her species is known and likely had broad cultural contact with Equestria.
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>>9756253
Actually, your height and hands would make you incredibly good and efficient at picking apples/helping around the farm. Maybe I could teach Dash some human sports.
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>>9756218
The English version of RHW is pretty decent, though.
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>>9756214
>Twilight would love to learn about all of human history/knowledge/culture.
Oh this cannot go right...
>"So, has your species ever had wars before?"
>'HAVE WE?! Have a seat, this is going to take a while.'
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>>9756302
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>>9756304
They're terrified of bunnies (common, known) and completely welcoming to a minotaur (uncommon, considered a monster).
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>>9756243
>I will do it. I will draw these rainbow hips.
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As a human in Equestria, would you become an entrepreneur and tinkerer?

Say like ... this?

http://grist.org/list/slingshot-based-condom-applicator-definitely-deserves-a-100000-grant/
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>>9756308
>After a long day of picking apples with AJ, Anon heads to the field to show Dash how to play hand egg
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>>9756322
>"Wow, that sounds a lot like our pre-Equestrian history! Wait, right there, I have my notes upstairs!"
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>>9756322
I remember that thread

Though I would be a little more tactful about it
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>>9756243
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>>9756371
but they already have hand egg cutie marks
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>>9756308
>teach Dash some human sports

>They have football, even though that have no way of even holding them
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>>9756391
Quiet, you
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Ponywise is streaming art Q&A.
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>>9756308
this

help around the farm, play sports with dash
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Good night MLPG
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>>9756385
Oh come on, I am sure Twilight would love to know about how advanced our science is. And how we made a bomb that acts like a tiny sun.
She likes suns doesn't she?
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>>9756402
Oh look, Fluttershy see's an ass

She can see her butt, too!
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>>9756322
She'd be interested about it regardless. Especially since Earth never had gods or anything. Nothing but man and pure chance shaped the world. No Magic or anything. Plus the amount of technology humanity has developed would blow her mind. Imagine showing her your cell phone. You couldstart a fucking industrial revolution in Equestria.
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>>9756391
>>9756410

I'm imagining this exchange between Rainbow Dash and Applejack; AJ's trying to humor the poor guy and besides, she's kind of interested.
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>>9756323
It's Raise this barn, raise this barn. Duh.
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>>9756402
Does Fluttershy like butts too?
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>>9756322
>>9756385
I still maintain that Griffons and humans would become bros, though even Griffons are a little put off by HOW apt Humans are to making extremely efficient killing machines and biological warfare.

"Wars with millions of soldiers, then? So you make some big pies, huh?"
"No, just one Fat Boy."
> the Griffons by this point have learned not to ask the further question if they want to sleep tonight
> they don't get a lot of sleep lately
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>>9756418
>40 winks
unf
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>>9756429
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>>9756304
Actually Rarity or Twilight said that Griffons are a very unusual sight.
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>>9756432
>Especially since Earth never had gods or anything.

Well, neither has Equestria, so I'm not sure why that figures in.
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>Uruguay approves gay marriage
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>>9756425
good night comfy parasprite resting comfortably in best pony's mane
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>>9756426
Oh I'd be honest and upfront about it, sure

But I'm not going to gloat or paint a picture making us out to be blood thirsty monsters. We can be, but we also are aware of that and it frightens us
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>>9756437
Of course, next time I'll have to apple-y myself.
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>>9756448
Unusual but not novel. They seemed to think her exotic but not terrifying, like Zecora. My guess is Gilda's people have been dealt with before, not so much Zecora's by most Equestrians in the past few generations.
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>>9756465
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>>9756448
Rarity said they're rare.

And yet the two seen so far have been more or less treated as if they were an everyday occurance.
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>>9756460
>>Uruguay approves gay marriage
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>>9756441
Well that's if the griffons are the warrior race.
I still consider all of them being Frenchies.
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>>9756454
There are two living gods that rule of Equestria and raise the sun/moon. DYEWTS?
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>>9756463
I would be afraid to talk about it

Even mentioning it wold be a no no for me
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>>9756460
When will they approve pony marriage?
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>>9756465
Oh god its spreading

Shut everything down
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>>9756440
Fluttershy loves butts and wide hips. But don't tell anyone, she's really embarrassed by it.
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>>9756470
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>>9756501
What kind of a picture of Fluttershy is that?
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>>9756441
We have them beat in terms of technology and historical horror

But one on one, they'd tear me apart like a meat tissue
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>>9756460
MORE LIKE

EUROGAY

AMIRITE
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>>9756483

Or the ponies could just be ultra plebs that know nothing about the value of gems?
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So which pony do you think would have their gravestone unmarked on their death simply because they couldn't identify her corpse?
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>>9756508
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is it time?
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>>9756486
> implying France before the 1900's weren't pretty well known for warfare
I mean they weren't Spartans but they were average.
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>>9756490
But they're not gods, they're alicorns. Cadance and Twilight Sparkle are alicorns, too.
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>>9756517
Uruguay is in south america, not europe.
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>>9756502
but I thought Chistery was a slutty mare
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>>9756535
Oh yea pre 20th century Frenchies were fucking great but Im talking about the modern sucky Frenchies
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>>9756508
A yellow one.
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>>9756541
MORE LIKE
SOUTH AMERIGAY
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>>9756524
The Mayor.
She has some intense political rivals.
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>>9756535
Yeah

Part of the whole problem with the French in WWII was they were still set in their old ways of war and couldnt adapt to the changing field of mechanization

They were literally fighting with weapons from the last world war
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>>9756502
... Yes?

>>9756546
I think it's always the ribs that upset me the most in that picture.

That and strawberry wine. Sheesh. Talk about kiddy shit.
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HERE'S TO YOU, NIKOLA AND BART
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>>9756546
You're half right.
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>tfw there will never be an affordable Gilda plushie
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>>9756496
Oh you baby.
They would suspect something considering we are the dominate species and we have jack shit as far as physical features to show for it.

>"How does a hairless monkey conquer an entire planet?"
>'Be smarter then the other hairless monkeys, and the hairy animals.'
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>>9756524
All of the ones with hour glass cutie marks

>"Oh jeeze, theres bodies everwhere. Who's who?"
>"I dunno, just stick them all in."
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>>9756537
Neither Twilight nor Cadence have shown any of the qualities Celestia and Luna have shown.
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>>9756554
That must be one tasty sandwich

I want a bite
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>>9756486
a lot of historic shortsightedness here.
france is actually one of the most successful nations in war ever to exist.
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>>9756608
get your sandwich, dweeb
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>>9756524
Bonbons 1 through 43
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>>9756537
I really do hate Cadance for upsetting the set dynamic for literally no reason
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>>9756535
>average
According to the historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.
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>There will be one book for every main character will receive a book like Twilight's book
>The author considers them canon even if she can't say that officially
>She never interacted with the writers
>she only met Jayson at a brony convention
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>>9756635
But I don't have one.
Which is why I am asking for a bite.
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>>9756651
Yeah really
It was already sketchy enough having them be princesses and not Queens.
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>>9756608
Maybe you could put something even tastier in her mouth, if you know what I'm saying.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exxChCHwjWE&feature

>Puppets from the Double Rainboom thingy.
He doesn't even know those things aren't from Double Rainboom.
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>>9756654
I stand corrected. That being said, "French" doesn't mean "pussy-assed bitch."
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>>9756651
>Tfw when you just changed your headcanon that Cadence doesn't change anything nor is at Celestia and Luna's level
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>>9756667
A title is but just a title, Anon.
You don't see people complaining about Twilight not being called kouhai~
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>>9756676
O-oh my~
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>>9756666
...no
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>>9756703
You suck
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>>9756654
France is pretty central as far as military importance goes, isn't it?
I'm no historian, but I would guess it was more fights going to france rather than the other way around
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Sandwiches?
Sandwiches.
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>>9756759
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>>9756759
eh, I guess

by the way, if the anon from last night who recommended the honey wheat italian BMT with everything is here: your sandwich sucked and I hated it
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>>9756702
Best not keep her waiting, anon.
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>>9756769
> HEH HEH TEEM FURTRUSS
> BEST HAT SIMULATOR
> HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY SPY BEST GAEM GOTY

Please let's not do this
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>>9756796
go away /v/
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>>9756796
I-I wasn't
No fun allowed I guess
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>>9756809
>GG avoid sex jokes
And this is the result.
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>>9756515
It's likethe Roman Legion versus the Germanic Tribes. One on One a Legion would get its ass kicked immediately. But due to tactics and technology they kicked ass again and again.
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>>9756783

>BMT

Sure is bland, next time go for the philly, pastrami or the sweet onion chicken teriyaki
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Little ponies in a mob
what's a mob to a princess
what's a princess to a god
what's a god to a non believer
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>>9756786
I guess it's that time of the hour again
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>>9756854
> what is a god to a non-believer

A hole to fuck.
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>>9756796
What is wrong with you? Whatever did TF2 do yto you to make you so hateful?
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We're slow.
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>>9756783
>Some other anon recommende the honey wheat italian BMT
Holy shit that's what I get every fucking time
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>>9756847
>Best sandwiches suggested by the best poster

mah nigga
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>>9756863
unf
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>>9756786
I want to cure her heat in a consensual loving fashion
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>>9756868
Nothing. Not a thing.

Its fans, on the other hand ...
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>>9756841
Thing is that Roman soldiers were never trained in one on one combat and were punished if the abandoned formation.

All the average roman soldier knew was formation things.
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>>9756868
He probably can't afford unusuals
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>>9756876

Are you a rarifag too?
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>>9756841
And this is also the reason why they withdrew from the germanic territories and never colonized and proviancilized it?
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>>9756890
>Hating something because of the fanbase

Why are you here
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Hey, wow.

>March 10, 2012

And she just finished this the other day?
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>>9756892
and look what they did as a result. Modern day militaries are trained to be part of a squad, not a one man army.
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>>9756890
Did someone scam you and took your salvaged crate for a machina?
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>>9756905
my double niggah
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>>9756917
Yes
She came to visit. Drew Dash, two OC pictures and finished that
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>>9756919
>one man army.
Which pony would whore OMA and a noob tube?
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>>9756917
A shame she didn't finish the other one.
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>>9756924
No, I just got so fucking tired of hearing the references every day from my friends and Internetl colleagues.

It's much what happened for me and How I Met Your Mother.

BARNEY BARNEY HA HA SLAP BET BRO CODE HIGH FIVE HIGH FIVE TWO FIVE HAH HAH BRO CODE BARNEY.
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>>9756919
In the American military, one-on-one combat is still trained.
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>>9756888
She'd probably be great in bed, too.
Imagine those moans and squeaks of pleasure she'd make.

post-sex cuddling with her would be amazing
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>>9756907
The Romans never really conquered any of their territories. They moved in and basically got used by the locals until they were no longer useful/able to keep a strong garrison presence.
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>>9756892
Yeah. What a bunch of backwards motherfuckers.
I mean they had a volteer enlistment based army, with a regulated length of service, had daily training and excercises, received monthly payment and used government issue equipment. What a bunch of savages
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>>9756934
Rainbow Dash, who would also go tac knife.
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I feel like dicking around in zbrush.
which pony should I try to sculpt?
I hardly have any experience in zbrush so it will most likely look like shit if it even looks like a pony.
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>>9756924
I love TF2 ever since it went F2P. Jewing has never been so easy.
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What's /mlp/'s condition since the end of the last season. Improvement? Worse than before?
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>>9757019
3d ponies are an old hat
model a pony coin instead
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>>9756958
What was the other one?
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Would a pony a waffle sandwich?

http://bel50.com/
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>>9757059

No idea broheim, I stay here
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>>9756963
>not getting psyched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ0Yd-Pburs
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anyone down for a stram?
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>>9757067
unf
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>>9756888

She might be a little more forceful than you expect if she's in heat
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>>9756742
the whole thing about France being cowardly revolves around Republican butthurt because they weren't stupid enough to get involved in Iraq.

And as much as they like to refer to that joke "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" from that old Simpsons epsiode, it was making fun of drunk bigoted Scotsmen more than it was the French.
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>>9757059
still awful but slightly improved
this is just an estimate because I don't venture forth very often
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>>9757079
Is it pones or vidya?
SAI is buggin' on me right now -_-
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>>9757100
the jokes been around since the end of WWII.
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>>9756984
She'd talk about how much she loved you making her feel so warm. And she'd reflexively wrap her wings tighter around you, pulling you tighter together.
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>>9756984
I want to turn her into a quivering mass of ecstasy and joy

it's my fetish
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This stream is pretty cool.

Why aren't you watching it?
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>>9757120
suuuuure
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>>9756981
Because someone on 4chan said something it's fact? Do you think roman soldiers would just drop their weapons and go "DURRRR DERP DERP" if they are not in a formation? The training regimen was extremely ruthless and demanding, and the shields and swords they used in training were twice as heavy as the actual equipment. One on one combat was trained rigorously, but a well kept formation increases the effectiveness of the soldiers immensely. People think that roman legions received not training, but walking in a line, while they in fact ate energy rich food and basically were physically training the whole day, or marching if they were on campaign.
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>>9757060

okay
I meant sculpt on a 2D plane though, so it would be more like 2.5D I guess.
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>>9757135
because you didn't link it?
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>>9757114
sadly, procaster is a bag of dragon dildos and won't work with pones anymore. I have to upgrade my processor before I can pone stream again.
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>>9757135

What is playing?
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>>9757135
Link the end of the url perhaps you ass?
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>>9757120
>>9757100
Yeah, they surrendered in World War II and were considered to have just "rolled over"

It's funny how America never faced the same pressure under the German army and could sit back and make fun of anyone they wanted to.
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>>9757088
They are pretty great.
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>romans
>implying spartans wouldn't slap their shit
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>>9757144
>Do you think roman soldiers would just drop their weapons and go "DURRRR DERP DERP" if they are not in a formation?

Actually they tended to get their asses kicked pretty bad when ambushed outside of formation.
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>>9757156
I mentioned it above.

It's Ponywise. That's the channel name as well.

She's having people submit art to her and doing some critique and advice.
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>>9757166
Isn't it more about how they were raped and defeated in the war in a week?
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>>9757192

So I take it she's a scaredy pony?
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>>9757177
>implying a pegasus army wouldn't destroy any fighting force that didn't have guns
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>>9757196
That too, but again, mechanized angry purple military hate-dick versus "last war" defensive line, well
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>>9757177
Umm, Sparta was Rome's bitch.
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>>9757211
With hoofgrip, duh.
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>>9757144
No not really. One on one combat was mostly ignored in Roman armies. Basic training maybe but any other soldier would defeat a roman soldier in one to one.
Their equipment worked best in formation and wasn't as good out of it,
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>My Little Off topic: Politics is Magic
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>>9757185
Yeah, but that wouldn't mean they were terrible. The Germanic Tribes were all about one on one fighting. The Roman Army put more emphasis on training as a part of a whole, and they benefitted greatly as a result.
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>>9757196
I guess some people forget about the French Resistance and the Free French Forces.
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>>9757127
And instinctively kiss you on the lips and blush in embarrassment.
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so how about that magician?
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>>9757243
We could talk about ponies
>>9757211
Like those ponies.
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>>9757267
She's a slut
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>>9757267

Yeah, sure, I'd give her the D
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>>9757267
She's terrible at being a magician.
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Which are you looking forward to in S4?
>New characters
or
>Deeper character development of the mane 6
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>>9757243

Happening?
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>>9757243
Here, have a handymare
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>>9757243
you're part of the "problem"
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>>9757267
I want her to dominate me.
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>>9757221
It was still stupid to have a defensive line on the part of the border that was also not invaded during WWI. I understand that they built the defensive line to force them to go around, but their response to mechanization was terrible. The Polish put up better fighting and they were being pushed back from both sides.
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>>9757284
There will be new characters, but I don't want too many; the cast is large enough now that it'd be nice to revisit some of the ones we already have.
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>>9757305
I want to dominate her, and put her in her place.
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>>9757284
Does deeper character development mean they become princesses?
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>>9757284

I'm all for deeper character development. Better focus is far superior to a clusterfuck of characters.
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>>9757305
I would fuck her until her clothes are torn to shreds.
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/discussion
Let's talk about ponies instead
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>>9757328
Only the other elements of harmony.
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>>9757338
>MARE INTERNUM
unf
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>>9757293
I'd give her a handy if you know what I mean
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>>9757338
Hey I can pinpoint my town on that map
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>>9757338
how would the Equestrian Military fare against an Invasion by the Romans?
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>>9756783
Are these just the sandwhiches of choice
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>>9757360
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>>9757375

Pegasi can fly and thus have air superiority.
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>>9757358
Mare is Latin for sea.
Also remember in the pilots that big dark horse head shape NMM was making on the moon? Those things are also called mares.
NightMARE Moon
Get it?
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>>9757375

The Equestrian military has flying units.
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>>9757384
It means I'd bring you to orgasm using only my hands.
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>>9756196
>>9756144
>>9756275
>everyone forgetting about the guy who's married to a human version of Fluttershy

do you even MLPG
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>>9757307
The invasion of France lasted longer than the invasion of Poland, and the Germans took three times as many casualties in taking it.

That was also with a much more experienced, battle-hardened army.

Not to mention Germany's Blitzkrieg tactics were highly revolutionary, and surprised not just the French, but the Belgians, Dutch, British, etc.
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>>9757383
Wow Luna is so rude she should give Shining Armor his sandwich instead of dropping it all over him
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>>9757383
>chestboobs
>still no hands and feet
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>>9757383
I want a sandwich in space
Why won't science be funded for space sandwiches
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>>9757383

MT pls draw Shining cuddled up between Cadence and Luna.
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>>9757338
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>>9757375
>Magic
>Weather control
>Control over the day and night cycles
I'm pretty sure they could intimidate the Romans to surrender. Hell they could easily convince them to be made gods.
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>>9757263
>you will never reciprocate that kiss
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>>9756783
fuck you, you don't know shit
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>>9757383

MT pls, femanon on shiny
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>>9757411
There was a guy? What guy? When? WHO?
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>>9757436
>it's pregnant
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>>9757456
but who's the father?
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>>9757436

My god...
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RAMIREZ TAKE THAT LOVE BACK FROM THE CHANGELINGS
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>>9757451
>>9757411
I'm actually here right now.
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>>9757338
>nobody plays Mare Nostrum anymore
I just want to kill Matildas by the score in a Panzer III.
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>>9757436
>no wings
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>>9757468

Barbarian hordes.
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>>9757468
Italy
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>>9757475
Oh. Now I'm bored, never mind.
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>>9757475
Doh ho ho ho.

You have some stories?
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>>9757323
>submissive Trixie

I don't know, man. I just don't know if I'd like that.
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>>9757494
...About what? My wife?
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>>9757482
>>
I can check out of MLPG any time I like.
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>>9757474

SOAP, TAKE RPG AND SHOOT AT HIND
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>>9757495
I want to rape and mindbreak her.
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>>9757507
No about your grandmother
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>>9757521
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>>9757519
Oh jeez, what isn't an alicorn these days
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>>9757507
I guess how does she compare with Fluttershy?

I didn't mean anything salacious. Sheesh.
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>>9757521
That's nice dear.
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>>9757540
She's shy, quiet, long hair, really gentle, great at playing nurse when I'm sick. Can't fly though. Yet
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We are RICH sire!

Rich, rich, RICH!
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>>9757565
Oh and she cries a lot over things she really shouldn't get upset over, but that's how most women operate.
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>>9757521
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>>9757569
SPEND IT ALL ON HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK
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>>9757569
I'm rich Jeeves. Not we. I.
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>>9757565
How did you meet her?
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>>9757429
Sure
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>>9757605
Through some mutual friends.
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>>9757610
He looks very happy to be the cream in that oreo
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>>9757610
Hahaha, that look on his face!

This is adorable.
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>>9755889
That is a fine horse.
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>>9757637
>Obligatory 2 hour late post
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>>9757629
Hey.

No Oreos in the library.
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>>9757657
There's always to complement a fine horse.
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>>9757665
MAKE ME
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how do i tell pone i love her
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Why didn't you save her?
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>>9757665
You're not the boss of me Twily
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>>9757709
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THOSE THINGS ARE?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwdMPpkS5Uk
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>>9757610

cute/10
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>>9757720

But she's still alive. What would I have to have saved her from?
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>>9757665
Twilight, Pinkie Pie called me a potato!
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>>9757720
too yellow
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>>9757727
I wish Babs was my imouto. I'd protect her from bullies and take her out for ice cream and everything.
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what if this shirt was all that was left of humanity
like the aliens come and try to bring proof that there was civilization on Earth
and all that's left is this
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>>9757733
WELL I'M STILL EATING THEM AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME TWILIGHT
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>>9757748
thats cause you are a potato, now stay off my blog
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>>9757620
Oh...

I want to meet a girl like that so bad. I just want to sate my infatuation with Fluttershy...
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>>9757757
>what if this shirt was all that was left of humanity
>like the aliens come and try to bring proof that there was civilization on Earth
>and all that's left is this

There was a comic where the only thing Aliens recover from human society is ICP videos.
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>>9757757

>the only evidence left of humanity is Corwin's LMJ comic.
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>>9757755

You clearly don't actually have a younger sister.

They're aggravating. Also boring.
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>>9757755
>"Mom said I wasn't supposed to have too much ice cream. S-she's got me signed up for this dumb ballet class."
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>>9757757
Must have been a full moon.
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>>9757757
They'd think that somehow we began respecting pack animals and status symbols like horses when they are so loved and doted on they can even become lazy and fat.

Surely they would think we lived in a time of plenty, basking in the light of the Sun, without care or sin.
>>
I'm still here, and I watched none of Season 3.

And there's nothing you can do about it.
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Anon
You are teleported at the outskirts of Ponyvile. The fuck do you do? What are your plans?
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>>9757785
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>>9757763
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Is Ghost Pony still a thing?
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>>9757444
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>>9757791
you're not missing much

don't be a brony though, go watch s3
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>>9757780
>Babs begrudgingly enjoying doing ballet

If I don't see this within the next hour I will literally die.
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>>9757793

Hope like hell Equestria has invented synthetic insulin.
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>>9757810

To war!
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>>9757793
Retreat into Everfree.

Slay manticore.

Wear as new coat.
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>>9757793
Gasp for air and try to put my helmet back on
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>>9757785
Wow dude.
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>>9757793
QUESTIONS:

Am i human or am i pone

If pone, what race am i

If pone, what gender am i

If pone, do i have a cutie mark
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>>9757841
Human
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>>9757836
I would let her fuck me.
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>>9757855
suicide
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>>9757855
Oh

Well then I just... go into town I guess
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>>9757827

My nigga.
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>>9757793
I stride boldly into town and ask the first pony I see where I am.
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>>9757870

>Bonbon is the first pony you see
>she tells you that humans are horrible monsters in Equestria and all the ponies will hate and attack you
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>>9757808
I hope not.
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>>9757865
>freaky bipedal alien
>WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK INTO A TOWN FILLED WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RACE
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>>9757779
I have a younger and older sister. I get along really well with my younger sister, but that's probably because we share a lot of the same interest and bond over cartoons.

She's cute as sin, but she's nowhere near as cute as Babs.
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>>9757864
That would be really boring to the rest of us watching, Anon
Be a bit more responsible and put on a show
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>>9757793
Simple.
Sneak to Fluttershy's house, pretend to be sick or hurt and ask for help. Fluttershy will help me. Eventually she will introduce me to her friends. After saying I'm fine I'd have to find some place to stay other than FS.
I'd try my best to convince Rarity to take me in. Offer to work and take care of Sweetie in exchange.

Spend most of my time trying to conquer Rarity's heart and spending time with Twilight in the library learning about the history, culture, technology of this new world and at least some theory about pony magic.
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If Shining Armor wasn't a useless shithead, he'd have Aegis Reflector and the unblockables that come from it.
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>>9757883
"But you're not attacking me."
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>>9757841
Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
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>>9757793

Hope to fuck that the cells of the edible organisms on their planet are based on deoxyribonucleic acids.

Anything else, and I would starve to death.
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>>9757892
I speak the same language as them.
Also it's not like they're not used to monsters and shit.
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>>9757859
Which human pone has the best shemale cock?
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>>9757892
>freaky white European
>WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST SAIL INTO A TOWN FILLED WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RACE
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>>9757905
>niggas in the club doing aegis reflector
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>>9757894
>Having a little sister

Why haven't aren't you savagely raping her right now?
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>>9757907
Shouldn't you be drawing?
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>>470000000
>>
Well guys, it seems like North Korea is going to blow us up soon. Guess we will see Season 4 in Equestria
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>>9757924
not now, big brother
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>>9757921
See how that worked out?

Now everyone is dead. WHY WON'T YOU LEARN FROM HISTORY, ANON.
WHY.
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>>9757905
>not being Big Mac and doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EF5h6WJAq4
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>>9757921
I'm pretty sure the ponies won't consider us gods because we're white
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>>9757924
>Oh big brother, don't touch me in my no no place
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>>9757940
guns germs and steel pls go
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>>9757918
Applejack and her musky balls.
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>>9757948
I bet it'd be fun to bury your face in that mane.
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>>9757937
>north korea
>being any real threat to the US or Europe
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>>9757937
United States pls go
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>>9757937
FINALLY

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
I HOPE IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS I THINK IT WILL BE
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>>9757909
You only eat DNA?

Do you dig it out of every cell of everything you eat?
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>>9757924
Because she lives with my parents. She also doesn't arouse me
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>>9757972
I think even South Korea could take them out alone
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>>9757969
what does it feel like?
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>>9757937
>it seems like North Korea is going to blow us up soon
South Korea pls
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>>9757923

>SA is too dense to see that shields could be used offensively

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf4fjUSTuHg
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>>9757969
>>9757989
It feels like hair.
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>>9757958
I wonder what they smell like.
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>>9757937
South Korea pls go
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>>9757774
>ICP
>Read that as SCP for a second
>feel sorry for the civilization that finds us and thinks our planet is riddled with science-defying eldritch horrors and cosmic anomalies
>reread it
>see actual spelling
>feel even worse
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>>9757909
I'm sure it would be fine, anon.

Imagine it, you get to eat all kinds of exotic new species. Delicious.
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>>9757981

I said BASED on. Not MADE OF. For example, food composed of cells based on dextro amino acids would kill me via violent allergic reaction leading to anapalactic shock.
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>>9757937
>people still talking about his
>implying aything is actually happening
you people are fucking stupid
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>>9757981
>not eating only DNA
>not having DNA extraction devices in your kitchen
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>>9758009
Like ball sweat I love ball sweat.
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>>9758031
>>9758037
Hey, cool it on the purple.
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>>9758031
Who is Kim Jong-un's least favorite pony?
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>>9758051
no
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boring...
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>>9758051
No

>>9758063
Probably Twily because she's educated.
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>>9757780
>Tell her if she sticks with the classes I'll take her to the amusement park on Saturday.
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>>9758031
Twilight pls
pls marry me
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>>9758051
The night is for purple
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>>9758023
>Nobody will ever submit Pinkie into the Foundation.
>With all her reality bending hijinks.
>The personnel trying to deal with her.
>Surprise birthdays for personnel, who have no idea how she could know that information.
>Or how she got into their office.
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>>9758077
>>9758073
dat worstpone
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>>9758030

Mass Effect was lying on that point. I'm fairly sure you can eat them.
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>>9758063
>Who is Kim Jong-un's least favorite pony?

Applejack represents American Imperialist interests.
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>>9758081
She can't.
She's married to me.
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>>9758051
Nuh-uh
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>>9758063

He probably hates all the pony.

The only one he likes is his OC, who's actually just a Mary-Sue insert of his Grandfather. Every fan-character he makes ends up being Kim Il Sung. He doesn't know why.
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>>9758086
>Not diamond butt
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>>9758031
The main concern isn't a nuke on the US, it's a nuke somewhere fucking else that could cause an out of control spiral.
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>>9758086
You have terrible opinions anon
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>>9758030
Cells aren't based on DNA, they're based on carbon
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>>9758098
Twilight are you trying to be the U.N. Squadron unicorn again?
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>>9758085

>throwing Abel a birthday party
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>>9758051
we purple now
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>>9758093
Stop making up lies about my wife anon.
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>>9758105
>>9758109
>refusing to watch Season 3

why are you here
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>>9758028

I do love eating different kids of food. I have made it one of my life goals to eat crocodile tail and ostrich meat.

Since there's magic and thus it doesn't have to explain shit, surely none of these typical hazards of alien environments like different atmospheric pressure, air composition, gravitational differences (leading to unfortunate muscular atrophy if it is too abnormal), and other such things, would be a problem.
Equestria ho!
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This is your purple intermission
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>>9758083
Pretty purple princess pone
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>>9758051
NO
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M ADDING MORE PURPLE (and some bluish grey too)
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>>9758116
>Twilight are you trying to be the U.N. Squadron unicorn again?

That's it. Thanks. When I saw Twi-firely I recognized it from somewhere. That's it. Thanks.
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>>9758089
Yeah, I think Mass Effect meant that certain species had the bad luck of actually following logic and being totally incompatible with earth-like ecosystems and matter.

The fact they're DNA "based" doesn't mean much. It's equally likely that they come from planets with different elements altogether and things we find plain as dishwater are exotic and elicit fatal allergic reactions.

Given the fact they have apples, oranges, etc. that all behave like normal photosynthetic plants you'd probably be okay.
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>>9758086
u better shut ur mouth u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber m8
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>>9758129
Dash is worst pony.
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>>9758048
Would you breathe in her ball sweat until the smell is permanently ingrained into your nose?
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>>9758107
NK isn't doing anything. Just typical media exaggeration
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>>9758073
>>9758077
>>9758083
>>9758098
>>9758109
>>9758124
>>9758135

I pulled my plan off perfectly!
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>>9758131
what if equestria had much lower gravity
what if the ponies saw you as some super strong monster because of it
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>>9758149
I know
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>>9758129
you serious?
Rarity was absolutely awful in season 3
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>>9758145
I would rub my face on her balls.
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>>9758129
>implying I didn't watch S3

Babs is best CMC. Scoots is cutest
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>>9758147
Please don't do the stupid thing and underestimate their new leader.

For all we know he's a total fucking nutter who actually believes he can conquer the world.
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>>9758158
>Rarity
>Awful in S3
Nigga What show are you even watching?
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>>9758138
>Anthro with pony hooves for hands.
All of my hate.
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>>9758154

Then it would be dangerous to cuddle with them. And that would be awful.
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>>9758158

Becaaause?
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>>9758121
>"Does he even HAVE a birthday?"
>"From the look on his face, I don't think he was even aware of it..."
>'Oh I felt terrible when I found out he didn't really have one so I made one up!'
>"Will one of you keep this creature away from me?!"
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>>9758156
>I feel an idea coming
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>>9758149
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Why is she so purple?
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>Writer of the pony books loves the Hunger Games
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>>9758171
But then you could have no problem picking them up and doing things like this with them.
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>>9758186
What pony books?
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>>9758143
Dash is actually best pon in s3
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>>9758135
How can you have a purple intermission in the middle of a purple thread?
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>>9758171
You just let them initiate the cuddling.
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>>9758154
low gravity means more than just lighter objects
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>>9757793
>outskirts of ponyville
Hunt.
Make weapons.
Make a hut


Turn my flabby body into /fit/izen tier.

I'd kill a bunch of adult timber wolves, raise their cubs to be guard dogs.
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>>9758194
Nah. Ponies should have some weight to 'em.
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>>9758204
But they wouldn't.
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>>9758194

But I would be able to do that if their gravity were the same as on Earth.
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>>9758183
Because purple is the color of perfection.
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>>9758154
Much lower gravity in what terms?
Moon gravity?
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>>9758209
you mah nigga
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>>9758183
she just is
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>>9758158
no episodes ≠ worst pony
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>>9758183
cause thats just how she rolls nigga
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>>9758195
You know. The one that wrote that shitty Twilycorn book and will write one for every mane pony
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>>9758221
How do you know, anon? They might be pretty heavy.
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>>9758217
Sure they would, if you were pleasant enough.
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>>9758224

>swaying purple pone posterior
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>>9758139
anon please stop pouring things on the ponies
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>>9758246
No, they would only do that if they got close to you.

They won't get close to you.
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>>9758232
She should be careful with all that purple. It's been known to have side-effects.
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>>9758217

They would if they like you enough.
No one appears to find it weird that Spike has a crush on Rarity (at least not weird enough that anyone openly objects to it).
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>>9758077

North Korea actually has a 1.1% higher national literacy level than SK.
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>>9758183
The world may never know
now bend over
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>>9758237
But pink is nicer!
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>>9756603
well, Who's on second
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>>9758264
>GG_does_a_commission_for_Faceless.png
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>>9758169
You mean Power Puff Girls hands, right?
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>>9758270
Why do you think the ponies would be so mean?
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>>9758281
And that is based on what?
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>>9758280
Yeah, it does seem like ponies are pretty chill about cross-species relations.
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>>9758264
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>>9758209
I would do the same. Mostly because I would have no idea which way civilization would be. I'd have better luck moving around and surviving like a /k/ommando until I find something.
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>>9758290
i don't know why he keeps doing that
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>>9758284
Who is that pretty OC?
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>>9758301
Because you're not real
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>>9758264
what about pouring ponies onto the ponies?
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>>9758227
I wonder if anyone has written an AiE fic like that.

No silly running into ponyville and talking with ponies.

Just hunting and surviving and possibly killing a pony in the process (I mean like, you wouldn't even know where you were and the pony would just look like another food source).
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>>9758264
she looks so happy there
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>>9758319
bitchdancer
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>>9758280
It's probably because all of them knows it's just the classic kid has a crush on an adult and now that will never happen so they just let it happen?
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>>9758227
>>9758209
> become /fit/ innawoods
That'd be kind of fun.

How would you react when the natives assume humans are all fantastic hunter-gatherers?

Would you bring up Doritos?
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>>9758281
Yeah, because their government wants them to be able to read all their propaganda

Or something.

Maybe communism works better than capitalism...
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>>9757060

I tried
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Should I feel guilty for being white, straight and an American?
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>>9758282
Twilight no, I don't want you to put a dildo in my ass.
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>>9758301
Why wouldn't they? You're a human, a disgusting freak.
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>>9758237
That's one antsy pony.
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>>9758319
it's a tarp
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>>9758302

I remeber reading it somewhere, it's the only national statistic that they apparently beat SK by, and even then it's only by 1.1%

It makes sense, they want people to read their propaganda
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>>9758281
>1.1% higher national literacy level than SK
This isn't very impressive
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>>9758244

Unlikely. Anytime their weight is demonstrated on typical materials like wood, grass, or other surfaces, it's roughly analogous to what their weight on Earth would be. They're most likely very light.
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>>9758340
Yes, because that means you're not a pony
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>>9758314
You are teleported outside the town. THERE'S A MOUNTAIN WITH A HUGE ASS CASTLE THAT THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD NOT SEE IT.

HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE WHICH WAY CIVILIZATION IS?
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>>9758346
bonbon how come i have to hide out in this cellar
how come you're the only pony who brings food to me
when can i go out
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>>9758346
I feel like this was already discussed earlier.
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>>9758334
I know its an OC but you don't have to be mea..

>>9758351
Oh. Alright then.
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>>9758336
Well...humans kind of are all fantastic hunter-gatherers.

We have the entire planet under our control.
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>>9758371
> implying you can even see Canterlot in the Everfree or its outskirts
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>>9758379
Pony joints are so flexible!
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>>9758383
Yes, hello!
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>>9758379
Well maybe you should stop being so gross.
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>>9758389
At this point we're better farmers than hunter-gatherers, but yeah
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>>9758391
>out skirts of Ponyville
>huge ass mountain
>The only mountain around
You would have to be blind as fuck to not see it.
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>>9758379

Tex how did Tex-anon get to Equestria?
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>>9758371
Oh, well if I could see Canterlot, then surely I would go there. Judging by the map of Equestria, I would pass right through Ponyville on the way after exiting the Everfree forest.
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>>9758327
It is a pretty fun concept.

There's Rorschach in Equestria, that's kind of like what you're looking for.
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>>9758350
she is a silly pony
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>>9758379
>filename
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>>9758418
>out skirts of Ponyville
>skirts of Ponyville
>ponies wearing skirts

That's cute nigga.
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>>9758159
But what if she didn't let you?
How long would it take before you broke down and begged her?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBsOrNSXqgw

Who the hell composed this and why is it so awesome?

Why is the score of the series not discussed more?
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>>9758418
> OUT SKIIIRRTS OF PONYVIIIIILE
Equestria is not only Ponyville. You could be dropped fuckall anywhere.
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>>9758336
I'd say we're all 10/10 ripped master race.

Then I'd fuck Celestia
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>>9758350
no she isn't
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>>9758307

maaaaaaybe. They're quite xenophobic of Zecora, yet none of them appeared to have a problem with Iron Will.

Odd.
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>>9758437
> implying they wouldn't ask how YOU happened if the rest are all 10/10 super-ripped

Just being a meanie.
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>>9758430
The cropped version of these are better
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>>9758419
Anon, all you have to do is__________________________________________
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>>9758419
how else do you get to equestria
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>>9758437
oh yeah oh baby
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>>9758447
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>>9758430
one second i want to worship her balls and dick.
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>>9758430

>she

that's a good one.
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>>9758434

>There will never be an official release
>There will never be the 3:50 extended version
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You guys will argue over anything.
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>>9758458
is get a cup of flour add it to the mix!
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>>9758435
Oh right anon. I'm sorry I just didn't re>>9757793
>You are teleported at the outskirts of Ponyvile
>>9758209
>outskirts of ponyville
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>>9758447
That pony just can't stand still.
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>>9758469
NO WE WON'T, FUCK YOU.
YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
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>>9758454
You're right...
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>>9758437

Would humans have a resistance to magical spells, given our bodies being completely devoid of it, unlike the beings of Equestria?

It bothers me that we still don't know the name of the planet they inhabot. Just the country of Equestria.
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>>9758419

Applejack found him naked in the field one day.
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>>9758458

It's good she cut that. He kind of hat stylish messy hair for a bit.

That's a haircut you could set your watch to.
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>>9758479
Sure she can, see?
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>>9758485
It's Earth.
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>>9758478
My bad, then.

That said, if you go the other direction away from town (shit, maybe there was an explosion or what have you, better get the fuck outta dodge) you'd wind up anywhere on their weird planet.
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>>9758454
I'd tell them that this place turned me into a weak flabby thing and tell them how a human child must fight a Cerberus or be thrown into a firey pit of giant snapping turtles.
Stop being so mean ;_;
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>>9758485
I think they called it Earth in the comic
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>>9758485
I think the initial panic when the ponies realize their life-hacking unicorns can't use their cheaty magic on us would be hilarious.
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>>9758479
its because she can feel the music in her, and she's just gotta dance
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>>9758485
Nah, we're super adaptable, we'd act like a magic sponge.
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>>9758485
What, like those Extended Universe villains who came from a galaxy without Force particles (mediclorans) and couldn't be exerted on or manipulated with Force powers?
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>>9758485
HWA makes reference to "earth"
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>>9758497
>Twilight Sparkle angrily wags her winking vagina at you.gif

How do you even handle a situation like this?
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>>9758497
>fluttershys face when seeing dat ass.
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>>9758526
That was the worst part about the EU.

Just sayain.
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>>9758539
Passionate, loving sex.
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>>9758507
> "I know Cerberus. He hates his meals hairless. I think you're exaggerating, silly anon~"
> "Want some mac and cheese, you silly billy?"
> You nod sadly, fat folds in your neckbeard, and sit down to a delicious lunch
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>>9758532
>>9758502
>>9758509
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>>9758539

Pick her up and huff.
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What if purple was brown?
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>>9758485
That wouldn't make sense.
And even if it did we'd still be affected by most magic. They cas a fire bolt. We aren't immune to fire.
And even so telekinesis would still kill us easily. That and their incredible strength
>The fashionita and the nerd can carry a boulder a few times their size on their back

Not even the fuckers at those strong man competitions can do that.
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>>9758519
Possible, but after we absorb the magic what would we do with it?

>>9758526
Sure, why not?
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>>9758548
Yeah, it was. Just wondering if it's under similar auspices.
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>>9758485
I doubt it, I think it'd work like normal, like air works.
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>>9758485
>tfw infinity
>tfw there's an unlimited number of universes exist, including ones with ponies in it
>tfw there's an inifinite amount of universes where you live happily together with your waifu
>tfw born in this universe
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>>9758485
Well if I was to go fight a unicorn with no armor, I would most likely lose.
If I was to hunt him I'd be like the fucking batman, except fatter.

Now if I had armor (assuming all the magic does is slight disintegrate and rise to a certain temperature) I could take him on.

I played enough DeS and DaS to know how to smash magic builds.
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>>9758430

http://i.imgur.com/xU8KNlU.jpg
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>people actually like Shadman's art
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>>9758556
I tell her that we have to face super cerberus.
There she can't disprove it because she never saw one.
>implying my neckbeard wouldn't make her wet.
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>>9758582
>Unicorn lift all the object around him
>Kills you with all of them before you even get close
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>>9758588
I don't like it

My dick does though
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>>9758574
It was implied that Elizabeth could only rip and travel to dimensions where she also exists.

If and when her world-volume collapsed all the Columbias would stop existing because Comstock was necessary for its lobbying in Congress.

So really you wouldn't be able to travel to a Pony universe by Bioshock Infinite rules, anyway.
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>>9758606
What if a pony version of me existed?
WHAT THEN SMART GUY/
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>>9758588
He's very good.
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>>9758606
but then how could she travel to Rapture?
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>>9758591
> neckbeards getting pone wet

No, though someone REALLY hirsute might get her motor humming. Depends on if your coat is nice and shiny.
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>>9758606
>implying Twilight isn't the pony version of Elizabeth
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why isnt twilight purple anymore

why did they ruin it
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>>9758622
A version of you exists for everything in that theory
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>>9758596
>Chart is location
>Follow his routine
>Set traps under leaves
>Hide in trees
>Wear moss and leaves under thick armor
>Pounce on him and crush his spine with my sheer weight

now if I was to fight him
>He hits me with magic missile
>I fall down and wince in pain
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>>9758627
It was after one of her possible births. Notice that she could only travel forward, with no tears back to Wounded Knee or the like. She can only travel along possible paths of her and her father's own life because they're so intermeshed.
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>>9758574
AS MORGAN FREEMAN SAID WHAT MAN CAN IMAGINE MAN CAN DO
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>>9758588
>people actually like ross's art
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>>9758606
why do you bring uo vidya out of nowhere?
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>>9758622
If a pony version of you existed, then you wouldn't exist.
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>>9758637
but anon, she's purpler than ever!
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>>9758601
Tell your dick to get better taste, anonymous.
>>9758624
>
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Which pone human would you?
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>>9758565
>>The fashionita and the nerd can carry a boulder a few times their size on their back

The boulder might have been hollow. We see them demonstrate far greater weakness and fragility in other parts of the series.
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>>9758658
> implying "Infinite" isn't mentioning Bioshock Infinite's rules of travel between possible worlds
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>>9758651
>ross's

It's ross' baka.
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*crunch*
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>>9758665
>tasting his dick
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>>9758670
That one.

Also probably that big Babs that artist also draws.
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Twilight Sparkle wants to be your teacher!
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>>9758670
Apple Jack
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>>9758637
Twilight is a nice pony regardless of her color.

She's just not the best pony.
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>>9758637
What ever do you mean Anon? She's still just as purple as before. More so, even!
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>>9758640
>Crush his spine with your sheer weight
>Pony can survive 1764 Gs of force without problem
>pony can break walls without problem
>pony can carry huge ass stones a few times their size
>pony can survive being trowed hundreds of meters

Anon he wouldn't even feel you
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>>9758665
Should...should I eat more asparagus and pineapple or something?
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>>9758671
>Tom was a geode all along and would have been of great value to Rarity if she kept it
Discord you epic troll
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>>9758651
I like his non-pony stuff.
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>>9758680

What in the hell is this in reference to?
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>>9758670
None.

Pony or bust.
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>>9758651
I would lick that up while she puts her hoof on the back of my head.
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>>9758670
i don't know which pone human would me
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>>9758696
>Muslim Twilight's beard
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>>9758691
But what will she teach me?
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>>9758670
the mayor
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I want to scratch pony's back.
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>>9758696

>Snout

Drawn by a furry artist.
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>>9758664
>>9758697
no

she is no longer purple

and it's sad
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>>9758691
HOT HOT FOR TEACHER
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>>9758714

Tex, draw people ponies and anon as a pony.
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>>9758708
The season 3 trixie episode?
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>>9758702

He -would- do something like that.
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>>9758744
>The season 3 trixie episode?

Never saw it.
>>
here's that video of a mini mare getting fucked in HD

&nonfiles.com/file/02336609e1f6cb41e0784cb2bf2ac661
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>>9758730
Do you have any evidence of this? She looks purple to me still.
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>>9758698
>a person who weighs 200~ pounds normally and with armor and weapon ~400 pounds
>jumping from a high place
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>>9758485

I never like thinking of Fantasy worlds as being "on a planet."

Equestria is Equestria. That's all we need to know.
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>>9758671
It can't be hallow.
It's shown to be heavy as fuck in the show
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>>9758708
The dome that Trixie plonked on top of ponyville when she had the alicorn amulet

DYEAMTS?
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>>9758719
Magic!
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>>9758684
>not tasting anon's dick
>>9758699
Yes. Eat more eggs, too.
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>>9758770
> WHOO YEAH DISCWORLD REPREEESUNT
Please go.
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>>9758670
this one
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I just wish purple didn't have wings
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>>9758770
Are there other planets in Equestria's solar system? Is there the possibility of extra-terrestrial life?
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>>9758759

You must see ALL the pony. ALL of it.
Go now.
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>>9758760
I'm so glad I'm not going to watch that.
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>>9758784
> tasting Anon's dick
When I was much younger and more limber I managed to get it in my own mouth.

Just kind of salty and warm.
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>>9758770
But it's established as a planet in the pilot.
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>>9758781
Aw yiss!
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>>9758794

tex, where's the dash hips.

I was told there would be dash hips.
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>>9758771

No, it was shown to be heavy as fuck to a bunch of 3 1/2 foot tall marshmallow horses.
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>>9758806
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
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>>9758784
Not raw, right?

I fucking hate raw eggs.
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>>9758670
Sweetie
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this thread seems kind of purple

i dont know if i like that
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http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/057/2/9/super_speedy_cider_squeezy_director__s_cut_by_crimsonbugeye-d4r1jb7.png


pfffft.
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>>9758836
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>>9758794
I would destroy this one
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>>9758824
Did it work?
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>>9758763
you dork
she's violet now
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>>9758822
>breaks Library wall
>huge thump when it hits the ground form a few cm
Anon It's heavy as fuck
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>>9758796
>mfw in season 5 they turn all the ponies into alicorns but their strength in magic resides in their cutie marks

This will happen
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>>9758852
I'd do it too.
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>>9758842
>people are starting to imitate JJ

It's over.
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>>9758842
I wish I could be this edgy someday.
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>>9758824

Are you roughly the size of a baaaaaaaarge?
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>>9758852
I would massage her feet while plowing her
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>>9758781
>wanting to be a filthy wizard
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>>9758767
>Pony is hit by a force strong enough to throw pony hundreds of meters away
>survives without problems both said force and landing
I'm pretty sure 150 kilos from a tree isn't something big for them
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>>9758836
Do you need some yellow, Anon?
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>>9758842
I thought it was a JJ comic
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What's she reading?
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>>9758760
aww yeah, man! time to...
>file already exists. overwrite?
aw man, upload some more
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>>9758670

Este.
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>>9758816
rome wasn't built in a day, anon
>>
If you're wasting your life say 'hi'.
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>>9758888
>not letting her sit on your face while she gives you a footjob

look how sweaty she is
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>>9758916
dash hips is rome?
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>>9758842
I don't get it
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>>9758889
>Wanting to be a faggot thief

The only acceptable class is Knight.

High strength,dexterity and endurance.
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>>9758889
You're right, being a sorcerer is obviously better.
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>>9758897
Not him but yes please
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>>9758882
But that's not

It's not even

Why does no one on this website know what edgy means?
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Post any water color pony art.

It's so rare. Yet so gorgeous.
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>>9758842
Now people are trying to be JJ?
I can understand wanting to be Atryl even if I give those people shit, at least his style doesn't look like scribbles.
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>>9758921
sweat's not my fetish
and I'd want to have a good view of those tits bouncing with every thrust I make
and that sexy-as-hell lip-bite of hers
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>>9758917
Hi.
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>>9758917
I'd rather say 'bye'

And kill myself.
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hey what's soarin's cutie mark
I just realized what I was drawing is just the mark on his outfit
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>>9758940
Something with a cutting edge.
Like a knife or an axe.

Something that cuts.
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>>9758923
They don't say 'when in rome' for no reason.
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>>9758943
this is watercolor
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>>9758912
works fine for me
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>>9758793
>>9758797
>>9758808

If I wanted to get all science fiction-y, I'd read science fiction.

MLP is pretty firmly established as fantasy, which means that as far as I care, almost nothing beyond the Troposphere really matters.
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>>9758932
Delivering 50ccs of yellow to alleviate overempurpling.
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>>9758965
He's pantsless in A Canterlot Wedding Pt II, look for the Love Is In Bloom photos or a vector.
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>>9758965
He doesn't have one.
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>>9758895
>Ponies are shown struggling with heavy things
>Ponies are suddenly jesus

Okay lets say in this in this hypothetical universe where some (our universe) realistic things are taken into account, If I come crashing down with a mace made out of stone and armor made out of stone and hit a pony in the head, would he survive?
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>>9758897
Would you bathe with Fluttershy?
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>>9758979

Thank you.

I will cherish it.
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>>9758940
I don't know, man. Mlpg's always been retarded like that from the beginning. I've never understood it.
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>>9758965
wait a minute
it IS the same mark
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>>9758940
It's like autism, it's lost all meaning.
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>>9758950
Check your privilege
Its a style, not sketchy
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>>9758999
this is too
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>>9758794
>you'll never give Dash's rump a playful slap and make her gasp
>she'll never get all flustered and chew you out for it
>and then ask you to do that again
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>>9759006
>art privileges
Oh god.
Please don't tell me there's people out there like that.
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>>9758992
>implying

>>9758991
>duplicate file
here:
>>9756625
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>>9758926
>implying I won't make Rarity a dual calss Rogue/Wizard in Project Eternity
>Implying Twilight won't be my Wizard companion
>implying I care about knights when in project eternity it's canon that they are shit and wizards are gods
>implying I won't make Rarity look like this including the fancy stylish hat
>implying I won't give Twilight full plate armor and make her a wizard knight
Nigga simple knights are shit
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>>9758998
Yes.

I'd go to the gym with her too.
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>>9758998
Sure, if she wanted. But only non-sexually.
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>>9759014
why are they so slanty
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>>9759029
wizards are always gods, in like every game ever
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>>9759043
would you spot her?
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>>9759056
Because you can't horizontally flip to error check on paper
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>>9759043
>working out with Fluttershy
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>>9759056
Check your straight privilege cis-scum
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I just yellowpurpled, is this bad?
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>>9758998
There'd be no point.

We'd end up dirter than we began.

Because sex.
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TOO MUCH YELLOW, DEPLOYING TACTICAL WHITE
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>>9759073
nice cropping ponylord
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>>9759024
I'm sure there is
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>>9759029
I wish there were more games that treated knights (note not spell blades) like they weren't just some regular dumb soldier.

Dark Souls did it kinda right, the armor poise made starter class a lot more viable and pure normal weapons were the best weapons.
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>>9759072
>implying I'm cisgendered
>implying I'm cisspeciesed
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>>9759073
It's the best purplemix so I wouldn't say so
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>>9759080
white pony is boring and prudish
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>>9759050
What if she wanted sexually?
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>>9759056
>>9759068
I keep forgetting that I view the paper at an angle rather than straight abave. I'm trying toget over it
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>>9759073
what the fuck is wrong with her neck
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>>9759069
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is the brony cult still going strong?
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>>9759080
be advised

white is inbound
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>Some assdamaged PC warrior is in the IRC.
>Freaking out because someone called him a furfag.
This is delicious.
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>>9759058
Okay let me put things in perspective how god wizards are in Project eternity
One of the first spells they invented was a shiled that made them immune to everything. Swords, arrows, daggers whatever. Wizards were immune.

So the rest of the world invented guns.
Said guns are only available in very few countries, basically only the ones advanced enough for them, are inaccurate as fuck and you have to be next to the wizards to hope that you kill them.

So what did wizards do to combat guns? They started wearing full plate armor and continue to not give a fuck.
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>>9759098
>prudish
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Would pones fight over Anon? How would they try and best each other?
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>>9759024
There are art entitlements.

People who have never attempted art in their life are entitled to have art made for them by artists for no reason whatsoever. Also, they can discuss art all day long, and everybody has to agree with them, no matter how wrong they are.
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>>9759109

Is that Corwin? He was never good.
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>>9759080
I've been waiting for this.
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>>9759080
>>9759112
but that's grey
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>>9758940
>edgy

adjective \ˈe-jē\
edg·i·er edg·i·est

Definition of EDGY
1: having an edge : sharp
2a : being on edge : tense, irritable
b : characterized by tension <edgy negotiations>
>3: having a bold, provocative, or unconventional quality <an edgy film>

— edg·i·ly adverb
— edg·i·ness noun

Hm. Looks like someone figured it means "lots of death and stuff."
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>>9759103
if she wanted sexually when she was sober, that would be one thing

but not drunk
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>>9759090
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>>9759090
Knight's aren't dumb soldiers in the game.
Just that Wizards shit on everything.
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>>9759125
Thats tess you shit festering hate anon.
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>>9759125

That's tess you mongoloid and dont you dare talk shit about my husbando
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>>9759125
tess
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>>9759098
Orange pony is even more boring and uncultured
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>>9759129
But that comic is characterized by tension.

So...that anon was actually right?
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>>9759073
Acceptable.
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>>9759117
They would at first
And then they would all get into a fight, which would of course lead to cuddling.
Eventually they would all learn a valuable lesson about sharing and friendship and I could calmly admit that I liked Dash the most.
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>>9759114
Why not discuss it, you know, on the IRC instead of here?
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>>9759127

IS THIS OUR CHANCE?.wav
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there's always time for roughhousing
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>>9759140
>>9759141
>>9759142

>baited
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>>9759115
so why not just build a full party of wizards and beat the game in like 2 seconds?
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>SB has to design a character for a class project
>he is making a furry character

i feel embarrassed for him
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>>9759117
Fluttershy wouldn't

So she'd win
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>>9759125

Oh, NOW you're just being silly.
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>>9759133
good nite waifu
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>>9759128
I don't understand why people keep making that mistake
she's clearly gray
Here's a white pony
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>>9759144
At least AppleKicker has a purpose.
What does SmugHorn do, make frou frou dresses?
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>>9759103
Fluttershy is not for sexually.
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>>9759159
It's cute!

But... Soarin looks oddly passive.

Like he's just a giant doll or something.
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>>9759117

GG pls, do this with the other 4 horses in pairs
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>>9759160
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
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>>9759159

Cute.
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>>9759159
This is one of the cutest things you've ever done, GG
I love it
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>>9759160
>haha I was only pretended
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>>9759159
awww, dat's cute
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>>9759117
>tfw no pone gloryhole where you have to guess which one is doing to work
>you have to stay there until ALL of them get a mouthful
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>>9759159
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>>9759184
Yes, she is. You're not in charge of her vagina.
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>>9759166
why?
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>>9759183
Have a successful business.
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>>9759158
Let us strike while the iron is hot
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>>9759184
Then why does she act sexually?
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>>9759161
I'll probably do that.
Then I'll play a full party of knights and make the game harder
This is how it should be done. If a certain class rapes everything in lore, if you play that class everything is easy. No bullshiting balance and stuff like that.
You chose to play a demigod of course there won't be that much of a challenge. You want the game to be more challenging. DON'T PLAY THE FUCKING DEMIGOD.
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>>9759185
>you will never have a giant Soarin' cuddledoll
>he will never rag on you for cuddling him while he's trying to sleep
>>