MLPG, remember back to two years ago when the fandom was fresh and new and you still had that bright-eyed and bushy-tailed demeanor towards the show. (If you're a "newfriend" don't fret, just remember that feeling of discovery and satisfaction.)Now imagine that when you see the ending of the S1 opener, instead of Pinkie Pie showing up, it's your favorite pony from nowadays. It could even be an OC. She is making a sad face just like Apple Bloom here.Now imagine has only one thing to say to you before the scene wipes out: _____________Please wake up__________Reality check: >>9732858
>>9736547But...Pinkie Pie is my favoriteNow and always
Hai yai forceshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYYew8CUI
>>9736569>celestia and rainbow dash
>>9736547What if all these "joke" posts about waking up are just your subconscious trying to get you to wake back up in your life in Equestria?You've been in a coma for so long
>>9736498And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoonLittle Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon
>>9736584This took me a second and honestly I'm actually a little mad nowFuck you MLPG. I hate you all. Go to hell. I hope each of you dieSee you tomorrow
Here's some colors on that Aegis Rose did a couple threads ago. I'll try and shade it as soon as I learn how to do hair.
>>9736608we live in a technological wonderland. i think im just gonna stay here.
>>9736615>didnt read the filename first
>>9736608But....where's Rainbow Dash?
>>9736634you are Rainbow Dash
>>9736625Oh, that looks cool. I don't play the Shin Megami Tensei games, but still.
>>9736625I have no idea what she is but it looks good, like the eyes.
>>9736608Shh, anon, just wake up.
>>9736639But....I dont want to be a girl
>>9736646>I don't play the Shin Megami Tensei games
>>9736575>>9736575Oh god did I make that end corny...
>>9736631A technological wonderland that's about to destroy itself.
>>9736651Well it's either stay in your fantasy coma life or wake up as Rainbow Dash in Equestria.
>>9736651You'll never be the pretty mare with that attitude, anon.
>>9736631We'll all get there one way or the other, someday.
>>9736653>not Rainbow hips
WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY
>>9736651>not wanting to be the prettiest marePeople would do terrible things to earn this opportunity and you just throw it away
>>9736657maybe a little
>>9736649It's a Pone version of this character from an RPG.She's a robot girl.
I'm not ready for this.
>>9736668Rainbow hips are underrated
>>9736651True, you want to be THE little girl.
>>9736560gonna unf this till dawnWe need more Celestia writing. In general.
>>9736665This will never stop making me sad.It would be so true too.It's already somewhat true.
>>9736608>wake up in Equestria as bald cancer pony>find Pinkie Pie and cook crystal
is anyone capping the "bathing with celestia" greentext in the old horse?I'm going to sleep and can't do it myself
>>9736651>not wanting to be the pretty mare
>>9736672I'd gladly throw it away.Fuck being a woman.
>>9736675Again, I hardly remember writing it...I wanted to go to bed but I was pressured!I WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY, HE FORCED ME TO WRITE!
>>9736651>Not wanting to get fucked by dozens of throbbing stallion dicksYou're a relatively famous athlete and national heroYou could get anyone to fuck you at the drop of a hat
>>9736706To be reasonable, being a woman isn't the same thing as being a magical candy pegasus.
>>9736608I was looking at that for a good couple of minutes, just waiting for it to un-blur.>mfw it never did
>>9736646>>9736649Context of the game, she's a robot made to fight monsters. She learns about feelings and humanity because MC and Philemon. She becomes a real girl, except she's still a robot.
>>9736711Okay, now a PEGASUS on the other hand...I'd still want to be male.
>>9736709CALM DOWN ANONIT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
>>9736690Oh? Should I continue on my masterpiece?
>your waifu will never place her mareteats on your head while you're on the computer and ask what you're up to
>>9736718I probably would too, but I wouldn't be disappointed either way.
>>9736718me tooso I could have a budding romance with a pretty pegasus mare
>>9736585You think that's bad? You should hear the post-coital pillow talk:>"Oh daddy, that more than made up for missing my sweet sixteen to take the secretary on a 'business trip'">"...I don't think I'm comfortable with this anym-">"Sshh, it's okay, daddy. I just want to hold you like you never held me because you always had a scotch in hand~.">"You know what? I have to get ready for work."
>>9736725How would pony even manage to do that?
>>9736737But what is the princess making her do?
>>9736693I got really down about a month ago when we talked about anon having to be forced to go back to earth or else the universe would collapse or something, pinkie was exited for him to see his friends and family again. Then he gets thrown in an insane asylum for treatment when he gets back to be made 'pic related' agian.
>>9736712I hate how lazy maniac is. Even when he colors his shit, which is once in a blue moon, he doesn't clean up his lines.
>>9736745depends on the waifu
>>9736754I suppose that would work for pegasi, what about the others?
>>9736694>You got to Manehatten and find some misguided inner city drug dealer>nickname him jesse
ANON QUICKLYTHE DIAMOND DOGS, GRIFFONS, DRAGONS AND CHANGELING ARE ALL ATTACKING EQUESTRIADISCORD IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, THE MANE CAST ARE CAPTURED, THE EOH SCATTERED TROUGH THE WORLD AND CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO DEFEND CANTERLOT AND THE SURROUNDING LANDS BUT THEY CAN'T HOLD OUT MUCH LONGERYOU AND THE PROTAGONIST OF THE LAST VIDYA YOU PLAYED ARE IN CHARGE OF HELPING THEMARE YOU AND HIM BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO SAVE THE PONIES?
>>9736746go out on a dateshe didn't specify with who though, and Dash "just happened" to pick you "randomly"
>Reu is ded
>>9736737Hell yeah mah nigga.
>>9736754YET ANOTHER REASON WHY PEGASI ARE BEST RACEBEST MATES
>>9736732>'waking up' means dying>with each death in a life, you awake in a higher existance>each is better than the next>those from the next existance constantly try to awaken others to join them>Equestria is the next plane>they've made it this far to get noticed>all you have to do is wake up
>>9736721ABLOO BLOO BLOO!But no, I have written a few Tabasco stories while looking at my keyboard that was turning into moss.Sleeping pills are amazing. I should have stopped and re-did that shit when I was ahead, but hey, it wasn't THAT bad!RIGHT?!
>>9736764If my character counts, I think I'll win.
>>9736753I remember that. I wrote a little for that but my ending was just the universe creating a clone in his place when he split off back towards his universe. The ponies see this and think he just managed to stay there. He sees this as he fades back into his apartment. Kind of bittersweet.
>>9736764I'M HUMAN, I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
>>9736761a step ladder?
>>9736788What's the plane after Equestria?
>>9736783Do you know who drew that? that's really cool
>>9736764>Solid SnakeAND I'VE GOT LIKE 60 PACKETS OF NOODLESWE'LL BE FINE
>>9736790RCH, you gotta lay off the drugsit wasn't that bad though
>>9736764Equestria is fucked but eventually they will all die by my hand.
>>9736799>she just climbs into your lap and stands on your legs, planting her mareteats square on your face before asking "What are you doing?"
>>9736788no anonpleasedon'tdon't taunt me like this
>>9736809All they are is some sleeping pills, fuck. It's a side effect...I was also being sarcastic.
>>9736753More like>anon comes back to his own world, his own dimension>after several months, he kills himself~fin
slow down mlpg, you're going too fast.
>>9736781She only calls you Diamond when she puts on the strap-on>"Y-you see, Diamond? I can do what a boy can do! You don't have to date them anymore!">"You don't have to leave me... like daddy..."
>>9736838Scootaloo I swear to Celestia
>>9736838>not going fast
>>9736816>Pone will never stand on your lap>She'll never wrap her forelegs around your neck and lean into you
>>9736764>Booker DeWittThank God for save-scumming.
>>9736838NOT FAST ENOUGH
>>9736842This is getting kinda stupid.
>>9736829rightI, uh, I knew that
>>9736816>"Tee hee! I'm milkbagging you~"
>>9736764Well shit that's a lot of stuff against us.I mean it's just me and well Brackman's clone who's driving a 40 meter, infinite resources generating, build a world destroying base and army in a day giant robot.I don't know.
>>9736738holy shit I can't stop laughing
>>9736826>Super Equestria>Hot Blooded Pinkie universeHow long do you think it takes to achieve hot blood?>>9736826now I cant decide
>>9736842don't quit your day job, anon
Okay, chapter zero of LiP is done. We'll start up the next one soon. Sorry about the slow update speeds. If you want to read it, here's the quest: http://mlpg.co/q/res/374760.htmlAnd here's the meta thread to talk about it: http://mlpg.co/qt/res/50932.htmlThank you.
>>9736764>isaacwe're going to cry like bitches
>>9736850why is dash so grumpy
>>9736873give her a purple nurple
>>9736804No one knows. At least, not from here. Maybe you can wake up enough to find it for yourself? But would you really want to leave Equestria? Once you know you're in a dream, it's only a matter of time before you wake up
>>9736764>Barbarian from Diablo IIIMotherfucker, let's ROLL!
"It's getting late anon, let's go to bed, we still have time left to snuggle!"
>>9736892Because Scootaloo keeps asking her to slow down
>>9736869I was just glad to write again.
>>9736208Christ almighty are you me?
from prev horse
>>9736873I'd reflexively pinch her nips.
>>9736902You're not my momI'll go to bed whenever I want
>>9736902IT'S 10AM YOU PINK BITCH
>>9736917>stopping just as it was getting goodblast.
How do I test how much resources a script consumes?
>>9736764FUCKING GOT THIS.
>>9736912What the fuckDid Quizno's get shutdown altogether or something? I always like them better than Subway, but the one by my house closed down.
>>9736881writing bad stuff is my day job
>>9736882SO LATE AGAINAnd what takes so long? The drawings?One more thing, have you thought of setting up a specific time to quest? So you can get more questers?Maybe once or twice a week?
>>9736897>be that trooper that possibly ascends to Super Equestriaor>be that shmuck that gets sent to the Littlest Pet Shop universe
>>9736912Was your favorite sandwich the Honey Bourbon Chicken?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>9736842I like Silver Spoon better when she's an indecisive follower who's easily cowed by personalities stronger than hers, like Diamond Tiara's or her mother's - but who's actually very sweet when you get to know her for who she is.
>>9736940There's still one on my campusIts pretty terrible though, some kind of neutered one with shit options for anything and the old ladies that work there are painfully slow
>>9736940I think it was just the one near you, nothing in the news about them.
>>9736939WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH RAIDENHOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE METAL GEAR SOLID WHEN THEY HAVE SHIT LIKE RAIDEN?
>>9736952Because perfect pretty princesses don't have flaws.
>>9736952because she's purple
>>9736932I'm sorry... it'd just take too long to finish. I need sleep. I'm sure if I get horny on mlpg again I'll finish it.
>>9736982GOD DAMN IT
>>9736956Don't forget incredibly talented chef-in-the-making.
>be a pony in Equestria>meet a strange fat pony carrying a 5 gallon tub of spaghetti>"Hi my name is Anon, I'm originally from the human dimension! I used to cry and masturbate all day, so I killed myself to ascend to the magical land of Equestria">he trips on a rock spilling his spaghetti everywhere>a crowd of ponies has gathered to point and laugh at the retard>he begins farting and sobbing that "nothing has changed"
>>9736952She isn't. None of them are. But this is what makes them so great. Their flaws, their character, their qualities together make them so great.Rarity is better tough
>>9736942It takes long because there's two of us working on it, so our times have to sync up. As for setting up a session time, we decided not to. It's an open thing, where you can pop in anytime. You don't have to just do what's happening right then. If you haven't, the way it's played is in the meta thread. You can think of things that happened before and post, similar to how you remember something and think about it since the player's are Anon's thoughts. Read the meta, I'm not typing out examples again.
>>9736940The one near me got shot up by some nig-nogs, so they just kinda packed up and left, and never came anywhere near my area again.
>>9736956>>9736996So what OC are you guys talking about?
>>9737003this is acceptable
>>9736970>taking metal gear solid seriously>psychic that reads your memory card>guy that poops a lot>gay vampire>hand of brother mind controls a russian spaghetti western villain>gay vampire>undead cyborg ninja>giant robot nukes>gay vampire>just like one of my japanese animes
>>9737003>Spike confesses to Pinkie that he's a kissless virgin>Pinkie offers to practice with her so he won't be as nervous and clumsy when he does it with Rarity
>>9737014well I guess by your logic rarity is better since she's the most flawed pony out of all of them.
>>9737003She likes the sweet, smokey taste of dragon
>>9737026>"See it's no so hard">"This is fun! What else haven't you done?"
>>9736970>Metal Gear Solid
>>9737030That's not his logic. That has nothing to do with what he said.
>>9737026>>9737035this is simultaneously cute and arousing
>>9737026She ends up mind-braking the poor dragon into becoming her own personal cock slave.
>>9737032>Dan>Smiling.>While doing something innocent.BULLSHIT!
>>9737031All I can fucking think of now is some announcer with a 'Mens Warehouse'ish voice making a descriptive advertisement for kissing dragons.Fuck. I don't want this.
>>9737051But cock slave normally means they take the cockOhHot
>>9737051Roll off of something with him CD'ing.
>>9737057You'll like the way Spike tastesI guarantee it
>>9737003One hoof's on his head, but where's the other headed?
>>9737068The other one's caressing his cheek.
>>9737057YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE WAY HE TASTESI GUARANTEE IT
>>9737074eheheheI get it
>>9737057>>9737075AND IF YOU CALL NOW, I'LL THROW IN AN EXTRA SET OF HANDCUFFS TO HOLD HIM DOWN, ABSOLUTELY FREE!
>>9736814but that's not Trahearne
>>9737069Is your favorite pony Applejack?Do you live in NY state?
>An outgoing girl will never pin you to the bed and start sucking you off, too busy to hear your weak protests
>>9737107I fucking hate you guys
>>9737068Exploring the forbidden dragon valley.It's okay, she chose her might dragon layer to explore the land, she is safe, so long as a massive dragon does not try to overpower the mighty paladin!Oh what would happen if she was overcome...could she resist the darkness of the massive dragon as he overpowered her?Would his lust cause her to fall?!Did she secretly want to all along, to become his slave?Oh boy does she like adventuring!
Bonbon needs a spanking.
>>9736974Who made this. its fuckn neat
>>9737129Don't even think about touching me, you filthy monkey.
>>9737128>Pinkie is narrating this as her hoof plays around with his head>She even drew a little pony paladin on her hoof
>>9737125That's called rape, anonand as great as it sounds in fantasy, what if it was some landwhale doing it to youreality sucks
>>9737107>>9737126YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIS NUTS
>>9737128PINKIE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIMETHIS ISN'T FETISH ROLEPLAYYOU'RE THE WORST DM EVER
>>9737112>>9737126BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
>>9737148I'd probably ruthlessly beat anyone who did that to me.I really, really don't like being held down.
>>9737166>pinkies explosive diarrhea takes a chunk out of her ass and everyone has a merry old time.gif
>>9737139Nothin you can do about it missy. You've been mean to other ponies.
>>9737165God, I miss Billy Mays.
>>9737157Roll you sexual monster.
>>9737139Now, now. Don't make this any harder, Bon Bon.Or do~
>>9737190>>9737202Come on, guys.You're getting a little rapey here.
>>9737195If I get dubs, I get to touch your butt
I guess everyone is off fapping
>>9737225ya blew it
>>9737224Nope. Some ponies just need to be taught a lesson.
>>9737234I bet it was dirty anyways
>>9737122Yes, though Applejack is my favorite,I'm from OH unfortunately.
>>9737240>Spare the rod, as they say
>>9737224You haven't seen rapey
>>9737250Woah. I've got a friend that lives there.Guy has a fucking pet alligator.
>>9737271I think bestiality is illegal there though
GUYS YOUR WAIFU IS IN DANGER
>>9737255what are you implyingwhat are you going to do
How big is pony
>>9737293Average is 7 inches according to math
>>9737179>>9737194LET'S FACE IT. YOUR DRAGON IS A GROWING DRAGON AND THAT CAN LEAD TO MASTURBATION. FROM THE MAKERS OF MIGHTY TAPE, INTRODUCING MIGHTY PLUG. MIGHTY PLUG IS NO ORDINARY PLUG, BUT INDUSTRIAL GRADE SILICONE, THAT CREATES AN, AIR-TIGHT, WATER-TIGHT SEAL, IN SECONDS! LEAKING HOLES ARE A STICKY MESS, MIGHTY PLUG HAS NO STICKY ADHESIVE, AND IT STRETCHES, SLIDES AND SEALS FAST.
>>9737194That feelout of the large amount of celebrity deaths around the same time, his is the only one that made me sad
>>9737290s-so muchyou dont even k-know...>>9737289MY WAIFU EATS DANGER FOR BREAKFAST
>>9737293Pony is the size you need. But is it the size you deserve?
>>9737307your waifu eats everything for breakfastshe's a fatty
>>9737054But he smiled when he was talking to Hortense (his girlfriend for all of a few hours).
>>9737303Leslie Nielsen hit me pretty hard.
>>9737042>>9736939>>9736970Why take anything seriously
>>9737289WHO THE FUCK DARES TO HURT MY WAIFU?
>>9737302...I think it's time for bed.
>>9737313>she's a fattyI know, but she's my fatty~
>>9737316He wasn't around that time, was he? The big group was like Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Ed McMahon, all within a few days.
>>9737327yeah until some other mare catches your eye. You manwhore.
>>9737329Oh okay, yeah he died a year later.
>>9737327Red Ribbon is my waifu, I don't know what you're talking about.
>>9737307gosh I love it when chubby pone lies on her back and squishes her tummy
>>9737332If I waifu a another mare Ribbon will just eat her. I'm tired of covering up the tracks.>>9737339It's time for someone to go beddy bye
>>9737348A philia we share.
>>9737250Wow well I commend you on your taste in ponies anon
>>9737358>If I waifu a another mare Ribbon will just eat her.unf
What does a colorful cartoon pony's coat feel like, MLPG?Like velvet?
>look up leslie nielsons tombstone>let er rip>haha lets look up some other ones>billy mays>billy mays hereI know its a fake but that is too good
>>9737359I wish Scratch wasn't so brony popular, she's a cutie
>>9737366Cute when anon holds her.
>>9737380That looks so comfy.
>>9737380i tend to ignore most versions of her.
>>9737377Pinkie's hair feels like fleece.
>>9737390Felt like what, though?
>>9737387Holding ponies is the best thing. So is hugging ponies.
Wow we really slowed down in the last 10 minutes huh?
>>9737387I cri erry tim
>>9737401That wouldn't feel nice at all...
>>9737411Red Ribbon was hungry and ate the guys who waifu her
>>9737423then she went back to twerk
>>9737417B-b-but that pone is a colt!
>Could not load scene into memory. Your document may be damaged.mother fucking flash.
>>9737425With anon as my witnessIf I ever fucking get flash workingThis will become a thing
>>9737426You mean the one in her 'belly'?
>>9737271Yeah, stuff gets pretty odd here, for better or worse.
>>9737417>you will never hold poneworst feel
>>9737425But we all know how is best suited for such things
>>9737439>you will never sleep in the same bed as poneEven worse feel
>>9737448I just noticed the cutie marks on anon's underwear
>>9737439>You will never hug pone close like this
>>9737448why is reality so cruel, anon
>>9737465>anon in a twerking contest between RR and SaffronHe would dieEspecially if he were in between them
>>9737468That one causes severe pains in my chest.
>>9737476>dual abyssal demons.gif
>>9737448>You'll never a 6main>Celestia has signed them up for a merchandising deal seeing as they're heroes>You'll never wear her underwear exclusively>She'll never beg you to stop embarrassing her when you show them off to her
>>9737463>pone will never slip on your boxers for fun and you will never wear them to bed without washing them>>9737475I just don't know, anon.
>>9737448That image always makes me feel the worst of feels
>>9737476>you will never be buffeted by two twerking asses until you die
>>9737476PffBitchest got nothing on my waifu. She could doom them both
>>9737380Vinyl is pretty cute and she used to be one of my favorites buteh
>>9737506>Saffron and RR open up a car buffing business with their butt-tuffs
>>9737512>cars end up dented regularly>they still get tips
>>9737502You know what's a worse feel? Knowing that we'll grow tired of pone, and stop feeling to these pictures.
>>9737512>it's closed down within the week>they later open a junkyard together
>>9737508>Bitches>try to post le saffron face.png>duplicate file>Saffron's butt is in the Ass Worship General
What if Derpy twerked?
>All these lonely faggotsGet daughters. Get girlfriends.Failing that, find a substitute. Volunteer somewhere and work with kids. Unless you're a convicted sex offender, you'll be accepted. You can read to little girls and they will be your friend. There's always disadvantaged kids who need help.
>>9737524That's not a worse feel at allMostly because it's not true
>>9737530>somehow twerks in the wrong direction
>>9737530>Derpy's Demolition Service: "Down in a Day" money back guarantee
>>9737530North Korea successfully launches a nuke.
>>9737524We might stop coming here eventually, but we'll always remember.Feels transcend age.
>>9737538Uh oh, incoming spam?
Derpy is a shitty one note character. The kind hacks and idiots would latch onto.>But MLPG named her!How does that contradict the above?
>>9737538>Failing that, find a substitutei can't make this tulpa go an faster anon
>>9737538how can I get a pony girlfriend?
>>9737561>baking a chalupa
>>9737560>not replying makes spam go awayDont be silly. I dont care
>>9737524Pff i love pony now as much as I loved pony two and a half years ago.And the show isn't anywhere close of ending since it makes enough money for Hasbro.The ride is still going full speed ahead for me anon
>>9737574Fuck you, I laughed/
>>9737524I haven't grown Tired of pony but I have gotten burned out on Pony at times. It's not a bad thing to take breaks from ponying
Who's the father /co/?
>>9737591>It's not a bad thing to take breaks from ponyingthis fucking casual
>>9737567>how can I get a pony girlfriend?You can't. Ponies are just idealized females though. Go out and find a real woman. >>9737552This is 100% legit. I posted it because I see a thread of: >You will neverWhich translates in my mind to>I am very lonely. Let's share fantasizes about pony girlfriends
>drinking strawberry milk, stuck on MLPG at 4amwhat is my life
>>9737561Turbo Tulpa: How to make yourself insane faster than everyone else, by O'Rielly books. Should look it up.
>>9737597But anon, real people are terrible.No thanks.
>>9737589Fuck, I laughed at this too.Time to get out of here
What kind of noise did twilight make when she got squished?
>>9737597I don't want a real woman though, I want a pony.
>>9737597>This is 100% legit.In that case stop taking MLPG seriously. or 4chan for that matter
>>9737599>not a real booku cheeky cuntoi will rek u m8
>>9737598>drinking stawberry milkThis is a good way to get filtered.
>>9737602Ok that makes sense.
>>9737598so pinkie flavored
>>9737598>strawberry milkWhat are you, some Otaku faggot?
>>9737627it is delicious oklike dried cherries>>9737634yes>>9737635what no its like fuckin nesquick syrup shit
>>9737634YOU STUPID CUNTSHE'S BUBBLE GUMBUBBLE GUMDO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
>>9737598>drinking faux Pinkie Pie vaginal fluids
>>9737630>Twily says books when squeezedHNNNGH
>>9737643did you drink it right from the source?
>>9737654I think there's a fic based on this concept.I so would
>>9737643>strawberry flavoring tastes like dried cherriesNigga wat
>>9737607why is twily getting squished
>>9737615>In that case stop taking MLPG seriously. or 4chan for that matterI imagine it's just some lonely men finding some release and fun.
>>9737598GOD DAMN ITIT'S FULL OF SUGAR AND FATSGO BUY SOME DIET SODA OR SOMETHINGWHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>9737667no strawberry milk is delicious and dried cherries are also delicious and they are two things that i enjoy a lot
>>9737680I REFUSE TO PERPETUATE THE IMAGE OF A FAT GUY DRINKING A DIET SODA FUCK YOU
>>9737664Who wouldn't want flavored pone milk? I'd be partial to a chocolate mint chip flavor.
Is there any particular reason the newest version of 4chan X sometimes decides it's not going to show a popup of a post when I hover over or click the post number?I mean I'll downgrade if I have to, but really.
>>9737689Yup, same stuff from yesterday.
>>9737689Can someone crop only the top right panel?
>>9737695doesn't 4chan have the stuff built directly in now?
>>9737688How about a fat guy drinking WATER? Or TEA?
>>9737706tea is grate
>>9737705Yes, but it's shit compared to the actual program.
>>9737688BUT IT'S A HUGE CALORIE SAVING FOR NEXT TO NO CHANGE IN LIFESTYLE
>>9736764Fucking hell I hope Sissle's ghost tricks are useful here.
>>9737691That would be pretty good, too.What would the others taste like?
I DON'T LIKE CHANGE! i liked the last boop Voice Over better
>>9737705It's been so long since I've used unaltered 4chan I honestly don't even know. I can't imagine it has anywhere near as many options as the extensions have.
>>9737721Sounds delicious, don't it.
>>9737754What if she tastes like spaghetti?
>>9737718SHUT UPDIET SODA IS STILL AWFUL FOR YOU FEGIT.
>>9737679why is bouncy pone so appealing
>>9737753It has autoupdate, quick reply, post hovering and that inline reply viewing thing and that's pretty much all I use so I'm not really picky.>>9737768oh my god there is actual mint milk I fucking want
>>9737768>best before Jan 05
And I know for absolute certainThat everything is certainly fine
>>9737768wow, im googling that right now, to see if i can taste that!
>tfw haven't slept for 48 hours, and still can't fall asleep
>>9737740I bet Dash would have a tangy flavor.
>>9737800>tfw about to fap then go to bed
>>9737768So that's what Lyra cream would taste like.
>>9737768...Oh fuck, someone on /mlp/ lives in the same city as me.
>>9737778I tried 4chan without 4chan x4chan X does everything better. You should try it once
Damnit pinkie I just fixed my LCD.
>>9737767BUT IT ACTUALLY ISNTASPARTAME HAS AS MUCH EVIDENCE AGAINST IT AS CAFFEINE AND RADIO WAVES
>>9737754I've found myself consuming a lot more mint-flavored products in the last year or so
>>9737768F D & C Blue #1, F D & C Yellow #5OH NEVERMIND-.-
>>9737782>>9737790>>9737778>>9737804It tastes just like you imagine it. It's great>>9737805I live in Western New York State.A few years ago they had Orange Creme for Halloween
>>9737837I'm sorry, I stopped being a hipster after I turned 13.
THIS HIATUS WOULD BE MORE FUN IF THERE WERE SOME NEW EPISODES OF MLP TO WATCH
>>9737837>Using CRTs>Thinking terrible fill ratios are acceptable/g/ pls
>>9737837>Fairly certain I was the one who made that exit and filename
>>9737843THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A HIATUS NOW WOULD IT, ANON
>>9737851>Not using skinned winampDo you even 2000?
>>9737852BUT I WANT HORSE
>>97378592000? like foobar2000?
>>9737864WELL BECAUSE OF YOU BEING TO GREEDY WE'LL GET NO PONY FOR AT LEAST 8 MORE MONTHS
>>9737843just go watch spike at your servicethatl cure ye
>>9737864We have nipponies is you please
>>9737836I honestly await the day where most of us can go on about farming Lyra for her mare cream to use for various purposes.But that'll be some other time.
>>9737871He means icq 2000. The one with the new ah-oh sound.
>>9737851>>9737859Tex uses Winamp.Are you saying Tex isn't cool?
>>9737877>spike will never service you
>>9737818>you will never drink it straight from the tapI think that stupid /r9k/ thread gave me a breast milk fetish.
>>9737885It is balanced out for his love of Applehorse.
>>9737873someone accidentally deleted all shows files and the voice and background music recordings.Season four canceled. No more horse.
>>9737842>>9737844pls, it's easy on my eyes.
>>9737885Tex is Drex.
>>9737873BUT HORSEI WILL HORSE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
>>9737871BUT THAT'S 2010>tfw no good FOSS music players for windows>tfw I use non-free software to play my music on my non-free platform to play my non-free games
>>9737843We have Japanapone and the comics, so at least it's not a complete drought.
>>9737896YOU WON'T HORSE TIL WINTERYOU HORSED THE LAST TIME A MONTH AGOYOU ARE DEAD
>>9737885>Tex has contributed for 2 years>All known facts about him could be written on a short notepad
>>9737880>mare creamCan dohttp://i.imgur.com/VKHo4SV.gif
>>9737880i like this picture. i have a fetishist for girls worried about being caught masturbating.
>>9736608Don't tease me with my dreams.
>>9737912Let me help you with that.http://www.barnlove.com/movie/31806/mare_in_heat#.UT2A1jcTTIV
>>9737893>They deleted all the redundant backups too>And the tape drives >Even the ones held in their deposit box>and the Amazon S3 backup>and the Google backupDerpy is not a clever pony
>>9736608>no DashBEST EQUESTRIA
>>9737912I wonder how sensitive the outer lips of a horse/ponies vag is.To bad we don't have magical talking ponies with human intelligence to ask.
>>9737933Best part of that gif is the scrunch
>>9737936at first I thought that one apple was trying to run back to the wagon
>>9737931that's a little excessive wouldnt you say
>>9737935No anonYOU ARE THE DASH
>>9737931>"mare in heat">not "mare taking a long milky piss"
>>9737933>tfw getting misty right now thinking about Derpy coming backI'm not supposed to be so emotional about a dumb fake horse
>>9737956>Thinks that's piss
>>9737956Would you drink this alcohol drink that uses a mares pussy cream juice to make the spiral?
>>9737894>Mug of TeaI SHALL BUY THAT MUGAND THEN PUT COFFEE IN IT INSTEADMUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>9737894>That terrible keyboard>And mouse>And laptopPleaseYou're poor, not a hipsterStop trying to justify it with /g/ nonsense
>>9737961And ugly. Very, very ugly horse.
>>9737967that's the joke>>9737974>marshmallow ponyyes>earth horse0/10
>>9737974You should like, email a suggestion to that pub in New Zealand to do that. The one with the Apple-flavored horse semen drinks.
>>9737977SOUND THE ALARM
>>9737841Same general region. The flavors they have for that stuff is insane.But it's better than shitty wegman's reduced fat chocolate milk, so I get the hype for it.
>The writer for the Pinkie Microseries has Rarity as his favorite pony
>>9737980If I bought any of this stuff I would agree with you.I think I did pretty well for a foundstation
>>9738013Fluttershy definitely has dem flanks.
>>9738011Dont let the bed butts bite
>Pinkie Pie is a tough character to write. The temptation to just make a bunch of silly jokes is there, but we’ve seen that she’s a really deep character who truly cares about her friends. What do you like exploring about her personality in your writing?>I think that if you polled bronies, Pinkie Pie would absolutely be the most hated pony overall—and I’ll be honest, she’s not my favorite, either [KF's Note: Really? We thought bronies hated Rarity the most, and she’s my favorite. :) ]. [Ted’s note: Blasphemy! Rarity is best pony!] Those who love Pinkie, love her, but those who dislike her do so with a fiery passion. In episodes that focus on specific characters, the other characters are usually shrunk down to one dimension: Applejack is the sensible one, Twilight is the book-smart one, Fluttershy is, well, the shy one. And Pinkie is the “wacky” one, which not only robs her of complexity, it also makes it seem like her sole purpose is to deliver the joke in any given scene. Don’t get me wrong, comedy is a crucial element of the show—an Element of Harmony, even—but it’s not necessary to end every scene with a punchline.
>>9738026They already have.
>>9738035>But when we see Pinkie on her own—for example, in “Baby Cakes”, still one of my favorite episodes—and when we get glimpses of her past—her flashback in “The Cutie Mark Chronicles” is pure brilliant absurdity—we understand that she tries to make people laugh because laughter is important. She’s not just comic relief; comedy is a craft for her, just as much as Rarity’s dressmaking or Dash’s flying skills. Understanding that drive makes her much more interesting.>Besides, often the traits you dislike in a character can make them more interesting to write. I don’t want to spoil the story, but Pinkie initially tries to solve the problem in a very Pinkie-ish way, which is to say, comically and ineffectively. It works both for the story and for her character to be simultaneously annoying and endearing, and I actually had a lot of fun writing that scene.
>>9738036oh lawd look at that booty
>>9738019>Dumpster diving>Not poorOkay then
>>9738042>Anon hangs a book in front of Twily.png
>>9738052That's a good way to get a pony to exercise.
>>9738026>lift up sheets before getting into bed>twilight's butt is underneath
>>9738042I didnt say I wasn't poor>dumpsterpffft, when others upgraded I flourished.
>Have test for vector calculus on Friday>Don't know any of the material>Still hereFuck you guys
>>9738065>It clamps on to your arm>GET IT OFF OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME
no more butts.butts all gone. all out of butts.>captcha says "heat"no not this thread captcha, maybe next thread
>>9738065NOIT'S RAINBOW BUTTIT'S FEROCITY IS KNOWN THROUGHOUT THE LANDS
>>9738040>One of the weird contradictions of the brony phenomenon is that we love the show precisely because it isn’t written for us; if the writers ever made an episode that was tailored solely to brony demands, bronies would denounce it as heresy.His heart is in the right place but clearly he knows nothing about bronies.
>>9738070Twilight Sparkle would disapprove
>>9738078Ok how about teats instead?
>>9738070Better get studying. What would Twily do in a situation like yours?
>>9738067oh right...my progress...i got in a tizy and didn't do anymore of the 27 butts today...instead I'm remaking a LMJ picturehttp://i.imgur.com/bRZVctw.png
>>9738080Bronies have ultimately forgotten why they like the show.It's a well-written show that happens to be targeted towards little girls.
>>9738080>Double Rainboom getting criticism from all sides
>>9738084hmm nahhhhlets get...
>>9738092Well, that wasn't what I was expecting but ok.
>>9738092>http://i.imgur.com/bRZVctw.pngi dont like the background color
>>9738092>Anthro with a bit of chubI like
Ever listen to fandom music? Sure, most of it is terrible but I think there are some good tracks out these.If there is anything that's really good, in my opinion, it's this. The Standard Model by So great and Powerfulhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKLIpCCVLIMWhat something, if any, you have enjoyed?
>>9738102I sware on me mum I'll boop you
>>9738035>>9738040>>9738080By the way this is from an interview with the writer of the Pinkie Microseries Comichttp://www.roundstable.com/2013/04/09/interview-ted-anderson-writer-of-mlp-micro-series-5-pinkie-pie/#more-10926
>>9738106It's not done yet...they're going to be in space...on celestia and twilights nowhere road....as they both look on in horror
What's the best PS1 emulator for Linux?
>>9738101Because everything was complete shit. It wasn't something good that had a lot of brony refrences. Writing overall is shit, animation is decent at most, VA is horrible, idea is horrible, RD is so OOC it's not even funny. The memes and brony references are just one of the many many flaws it has
>>9738114What if pony talked like a chav.what if pony was having a giggle m8?
>>9738133>he is shown squatting in the background several times
>>9738130>butt magnets>its a box of fluttershy shaped magnets
>>9738138>not just a box of open hands
>>9738130>derriere de coq
>>9738131it wasn't THAT bad, but, then again. It wasn't that good. I DEER YOU to do better :3
>>9738130those look like the kind of shitty magnets that would just slid right the fuck down the fridge and break out of nowhere or the first time you use them. the quality control level to have the magnets flush with the plastic is too intolerant. and i don't see the magnets sticking out of them, it kinda looks like it on the cow, but thats just the plastic packaging.
Which of the 6main would become Twilycorn's first disciple?Whose gospel would be accepted into canon?
Can someone post that macro with twilight "and then they had hot lesbian sex"?
>>9738165No it was that bad. There really is nothing even remotely good about it other than the animation.Also while I do hope /mlp/'s little project succeeds it will most likely crash and burn horribly. I hope I am wrong tough.
>>9738183Rarity or Dash
>>9738165How was it not that bad? It was fucking horrible.
>>9738183Depends on who can fully embody the magic of friendship.
>>9738191>it will most likely crash and burn horriblyWell, it's more likely to go out with a whimper than a bang.
>>9738183Rarity, because Unicorns are racist. Or AppleJack considering she is actually the main character. >>9738191yea. but it had like 1 or maybe 2 smirk inducing moments. Ok. how about this then, would you have never watched it at all?
>>9738207No it didn't. This is nothing redeeming about it whatsoever.
>>9738183I'd say AJ
>>9738195>Implying Dash's would be accepted into canonIt would just be too ridiculous Actually it probably would
>>9738207>would you have never watched it at all?What kind of question is that? Yes. Of course
>>9738191/mlp/'s trel brigade was already trying to raze the thread with dubs this morning, comments had like 15 replies each and shit.It was disgusting.
Which pone would not leave Anon alone?
>>9738207>being this dense
>>9738191/mlp/'s project? I'm not familiar.
>>9738180I don't know how useful they are, but I appreciate they for the novelty
>>9738191unfortunately, the rest of the board seemingly wants to kill them deddid you see the rampant dubs faggotry going on in their thread?
>>9738183Mebwall,If you're here I'd just like you to knowThis is my favourite pony picture ever
>>9738210>>9738213ok fair enough, it was bad, but, i don't regret giving it a chance. >>9738230i prefer some function over form :\>>9738217Lt.Dan you think im a trel? D:<
>>9738227/mlp/ is tring to make their own episode. They have an animator and...well greentext writers I think. Oh and also a lot of ideas and some drawfags.The idea they are wanting to do is one of Faust's old ones for some reason.
>>9738219All of them.Pone just love seeing a new face to relentlessly inflict their various personality quirks on.
>>9738232It was actually one butthurt Anon going on a spree because they were banned from a synchtube. I wish I were joking.And shitposting recurring threads like that is a common baptism by fire there that seems to happen once one is on thread 10 or so.
>>9738219Mane cast?Rarity Twilight, and PinkieAJ has apples to take care of, Dash is napping most of the time and FS is to shy
>>9738219my sidesi'd willingly rub her belly
>>9738246Huh. Well good luck to them I suppose.
I need to work on controlling my hand
>>9738263>OHGODYESRIGHTTHEREANONOHCHRISTRUBMYBELLYRUBITRUBITHHHNNNG>Lyra then shoots lengthy streams of hot marecream all over anon's clean pressed suit>"Oh Celestia, i'm so sorry Anon!">"You could have at least give me a warning first Ly"
>>9738224see, i think its all about expections, i realize that ponies are just that, cartoon ponies, and its for fun. Yes, its possible, for it to be more, but, you don't go from a baby crawling to a running marathon. Yes, it was shit, but, to completely bash it discourages more people to try and refine it. I have the attitude about artists of any medium to at least encourage them, not bash them for the hours they spent to bring a bit of ponies into the world. Even if it's an abortion and abomination. It's all about effort and progress. Even MS paint artists I can enjoy.
>>9738280what's going on herewhatever it is i like it
>>9738245Yeah, but magnets are just magnets. They magically stick to things and you look at them
>>9738246>The idea they are wanting to do is one of Faust's old ones for some reason.This is my only problem with it. Instead of coming up with their own idea for something simple they go with something that require designing a new race and animating them too.And if I heard the synopsis correctly yeah they won't pull it well on the writing side either.
guys guess what today isit's my birthday
>>9738305Happy Birthday!Here's a pank!
>>9738299>Implying ferric oxide magnets should be even considered magnetsIt's like calling a paperclip a chainlink
>>9738291It's alright. Rarity is always happy to mend his suit.
>>9738291>>Lyra then shoots lengthy streams of hot marecream all over anonjesus christ appledan
>>9738305Happy birthday faglord
>>9738305Finish the sentenceAnd we should care because...Happy birthday you faggot
>>9738300Yes.Yes I like this.
>>9738305How old are you, birthdayfag?
>>9738321>>9738324>>9738300Glad to be of service
>>9738295What kind of reaction is that?
>>9738294you know how she likes them hands n whatnot
>>9738333them hands going...where
>>9738341Huh...I always imagined you like 30 something drunk hobo.
>>9738224This voices what I hate so much about this fandom. Fandoms in general. They are caught in Stockholm Syndrome, to the point the only bad thing the creators can do is screw up the status quo or head canon, but even that goes if the fans are beyond saving.They lost any ability to criticize. Or they are just the dreaded mainstream hivemind. Whatever.
>>9738341My age. You faggot.
>>9738338SWEET LITTLE PONY POONANI WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE GOD.
>>9738338Oh, you know...
>>9738362Oh, so he wants some of her chocolate mint milk?
>>9738362I'm not ouching Lyra anymore.
>>9738400you say that now
>>9738400but anonshe likes youshe likes it when you touch her
>>9738357maybe we can share penises too, if you want to~faggot~
>>9738413>>9738414>>9738416Yeah.Restraining order too
>>9738416Indeed she does
How would bugpone queen react to Anon?
>>9738437But anon, all canon characters are OCs of Hasbro. Including your waifu.
>>9738442DependsHow does bugpony react to Raid?
>>9738450>Including your waifu>laughing Red Ribbon.jpeg
>>9738450My beautiful waifu was created solely by Lauren
>>9738414GG pls draw Icepack's desktop.
>>9738453Let's find out.
>>9738319it's weird thinking of the anthropomorphic personification of anon is actually wearing a mask and not just littarly a green question mark for a face.
>>9738414I love these images of Lyra's computer
>>9738490yea now, that you said that. it bother me too, thanks fag
OKGUYSLISTEN FOR A BITWhat if there was a pony game based on the seasonsGame/Season 1 would have NMM as the antagonistGame/Season 2 would have Discord as the antagonistGame/Season 3 would have Chrysalis as the antagonist (Sombrero has no potential) and there would be Twily's ascension You'd be playing as the 6main in a style like DK or Trine where you can jump between them and use their talentsThe first game would probably be a metroidvaniaThe rest don't have to beOK?AND THENWhat if we have other smaller games based on just one of 6mainAnd we call the main games booksAnd the mini games epistles?
>>9738414>be me>be on humanbooru looking for references>find particular image of Anon with his gloves off>start to shlick>hear door swing open>SHITSHITSHIT it's Bon Bon>cant close tans fast enough>mfw caught shlicking to humans in my kitchen>sweating_braeburn.jpegEver been caught masterbaiting to humans MLHG?
>>9738491You'll love this one then.so familiar
>>9738508What if YOU FINISH THE GOD DAMN GAME DINOFAG?
>>9738522>You'll never make a lonely, self-abusing Lyra the happiest mare in the world
>>9738515I have a humie bf, we did it belly-to-belly for the first time last week it was soo mathematical
>>9738537>tfw no humie bf>tfw Earth is too expensive to travel too;_;
>>9738528>Implying I'm dinofagI'm some nobody amateur programmer that won't actually do anything
hey Jalmyou around?
>tfw fans can't create fan personalities with more then a single dimension.
>>9738551make a human tulpa >>9738580wtf does that even mean?
>>9738580hahahaha she is obsessed with humans! she really wants to fuck humans! she has no other personality traits or hobbies or anything. I'm just a one note joke! Lyra The Human fucker hahahahahaha
>>9738592>grilling a tortillaI'd rather be dragged through a field of dicks by my vagina
>>9738603oh, well thats just fan pandering to baser instincts. go figure
>>9738603>HURRRRR MY FAVOEITE BG PONY DESERVE THE BEST HEADCANON
>>9738608well each to their own, but, i wouldnt mind being pulled through a field of vaginas.
>>9738572God, I love his style.
>>9738623Which bg pony has the best headcanon?
>>9738580>>9738603If it bothers you so much then come up with something newDraw it, write about it, bring it up and push it
I'm drunk. Give me a scenario and I will try to story quest it.
>>9738649Nurse Sweetheart going to the hospital cafeteria for a slice of Red Velvet cake.
>>9738623but anonmy favorite background pony is applejackI just hate internet meme culture and it's obsession with repeative one note jokes.
>>9738603the switch between using "she" into "I". a subtle indicator that you are trying to roleplay as lyra posting and accidentally given away thats its her because of her emotional distress.what a faggot
>>9738649One of Fluttetshy's pets is in heat
>>9738659fair enough, but, over time she has seen her share of devaitions. i miss the bon bon force feeding one for the wtf factor. and on a side note. it's only here do i see her constantly protrayed as a mare OBSESSED with humans. CONSTANTLY to the point of ad nusem. Its still cute though, and adds some more escapism and fantasy about them. Which is nice to be honest.
>>9738659they're background ponies. they shouldn't really have any personality beyond a little joke or something, because they just don't need it.like that free pizza shirt guy in gravity falls.
Isn't lyra canonically "that one pony that always jumps for the camera in crowd shots?"
Is http://www.watchcartoononline.com/ fucked up for anyone else?
>>9738731I like the fanon extrapolation from this that she's generally excitable and maybe a little too into her eclectic interests, while Bonbon's membership and cosplaying in the Rainbow Dash fan club is Bonbon's secret shame.It's cute without being "OMG LYRA LOVES HANDS AND WANTS 2 FUK HUMANS."I mean, that's funny too, it can just only go so far before it stops being fun.
>>9738657GONGRATS YOU WINBored... bored bored bored... as you sit at the front desk, with no visitors to talk to nor patients to check on, your mind begins to wander. The want to eat comes creeping in, but you try to ignore it. You're on a diet, have to keep up with it. Touching your pudgy belly as a means to remind yourself why you need to lay off the sweets and food in general, your hoof gives way to it's near water bed like give. What do?
>>9738645Seeing a condom turns me off. One more reason to prefer children.
>>9738779>diet>laughing_sweets.jpegwaddle into Redheart's office and jiggle your fat at her seductively.
>>9738785>Seeing a condom turns me off.Totally agree with you there.>One more reason to prefer children.This, not so much.
>>9738781That image will never stop making me laugh
>>9738778each to their own, but, as i said with other things, i rarely discourage any creative endeavor that i don't find morally reprehensible. the whole lyra human thing is borderline, but, its for fun. And I know this. >>9738785Kill yourself.
>>9738819>Kill yourself.That;s not very nice, tripfag.We usually reserve that for Ross 'round these parts.
Rollin'Evens - Old vidyaOdds - New vidya
>>9738796Well, might as well check up on Redheart. Leaving the desk to another pony nurse, you walk to her office, and your self conciseness creeps in as you notice your belly moving to and fro, side to side. Slowing your pace to feel a little better, you arrive at her office. She sits at her desk, "Yes? Something I can help you with?"
>>9738831Kill yourself>>9738834He needs to kill himself
>>9738857Hmm. Ah, what was that again?
>>9738853>not jiggling at redpls IAFL, you know mealright, instead:>"d-did you have t-those new stethoscopes c-come in yet?"
>>9738873>tfw my friend wanted to do this for mehttp://i.imgur.com/6JrxFUj.jpgit's the most beautiful version yet....
>>9738857You be fucking nice.
>>9738878but that aliasing, it hurts>>9738881and there he is, no fuck you. he needs to die.
>>9738873Nihgga I can't think straight.Her lithe frame compounds your guilt on your weight. "d-did you have t-those new stethoscopes c-come in yet?" Damn, your voice always did break when your extra body mass came into mind."No, not yet. They're taking forever... that pony, I swear..." her voice fades into the background as you notice a cake sitting on her desk...
>>9738878MT pls draw more horseballs.
>>9738887...nice..no never. ignore, for now.
>>9738894/b/read people coming by to visit I'm guessing.
>>9738894Attention whores for using a name on what is generally considered to be an anonymous imageboard by its denizens.>>9738897A fair compromise.
>>9738849what new vidya?
>>9738890drop your spaghetti and try to start some friendly conversation with her.
>>9738908I dunno. Probably autism blocks or something mindless.
>tfw when you realize all that everyone was right and you really are a terrible person
>>9738878MT I want you to know that you are very pretty, and I would hug you and cuddle you and do fetish things, your fetish things to you. Don't feel bad about yourself. Okay?
MT what program are you using?
>>9738912You prefer 2D?
>>9738911"H-hey... is that some cake?" Apparently you stop her in the middle of her own conversation, as she gives you a questioning look."..yes?" Oh no, you've done it again. Food has gotten in the way of friendship... which is magic and stuff.Trying to piece it back together, you ask, "So, how are things? Like, patients and such?" This is going bad."...good? Is there something wrong? Do you want to talk about it?"
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
>>9738923stram? we need away from here
>>9738955Can you give me a 2D Rarity. Grown up?
>>9738956start telling her about your cake cravings, she's a woman, she'll understand
Why aren't you working in Australia illegally and supporting your family back home?You can probably earn three times as much over here
>>9738959Those are witches anon. Their names are Lotte, the best one, Sucy or whatever which is second best witch and Akko but no one cares about her.
>>9738962Ew, you are into adults? Get help.
>>9738978Abel Magwitch, pls goThis old lady and her cake are crazy and stupid
>>9738960If you guys want, sure.
>>9738959That's Twilight, Fluttershy and Anon
>>9738995Please do not insult Sucy by saying she is worst pony
>>9738982>>9738995No I was talking about the trips made for obvious attention grabbing.
>>9738878Sorry but this is horrible, horrible anthroLMJ draws better
>>9739000Most people on the Internet use names.Go outside this website, jeez.
>>9738995>>9738982>>9738998>>9738982Link to Little witch academy download pls
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyul9u_puhoy_shortfilmsAdventure Time latestit i crazy
>>9739011>Armpits>Chub>CM moundNo, anon, I'm afraid that my penis can cut through diamond right now.
>>9738978Yeah, no thanks. I don't want to wake up with a spider the size of a plate on my face.
>>9739001Needs more kawaii.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb4fg2esPvIWell this seems fun.
>>9739016All I have is a Youtube Linkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F3D4lPhGf4
>>9738973"Redheart..." you begin, "why do you have that cake?""Well, Sparkler had a birthday, and the cake was too much, so it was brought here... do you want some?" She's so genuine, knowing nothing of your cravings.Taking a step closer to the tastey trapping, you say, "I... shouldn't. Diet and everything, you understand, right?"Wit this, she walks around her desk. "Oh Sweetheart, I understand." Placing a hoof on your shoulder while the cake entrances your gaze. "Here, just let me take this temptation away..."
>>9739083>"Red... d-do you think i'm.... attractive?
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That sure is something...
Alright, autismcraft stram if you want to wast time. It won't be on for too long./lksgamesandshit
>>9739018Interesting...is AT always this good?Never really given it much of a chance.
>>9739113disable the 4 chan x LATEST
>>9739113>tfw still using 4chanx 2.37.5
>>9739062what kind of pocket is that?
>>9739113Have you changes layout.css.flexbox.enabled to true BEFORE installing?
>tfw fighting is magic 2.0 is still over a year awayffffffffff
>>9739145That's a pretty child-like vulva.
>>9739157Your mom is a pretty child-like vulva.
>>9739101The guilt begins to set in. How can any stallion love you when your a blob of fat? "Red... d-do you think I'm.... attractive?"She'll give you a straight answer. "Of course you are." Giving a hug of reassurance, she continues, "Why, you're one of the best nurses this hospital has! Any coltfriend would be glad to have you."
>>9739164Now I want a loli mom. How would that even work?
>>9739165Now snuggle her>>9739170[freuding intensifies ]
>>9739113Do you guys use outdated browsers or something? I've been using 4chan X v3 since beta and I've never seen anything like that.
>>9739204People here seem to know little about technology, including myself.
I love how it's slow and no one has said 'ded'. Well, now I'm the first fag to say it.
>>9739252We just don't care anymore.
>>9736658that's what heretics actually believe
I'm going to fap now, close your eyes
So, I just finished watching the Witch Academy thing.It was fun, but not nearly as good as you guys say it is.
>>9739272What's fap, Pinki?
>>9739280I agree. What's with all the fuss?
>>9739287Pedos, I guess?
holyshit AppChan is horriblewhy would anyone ever use it?
So how about those horses?
>>9739287>>9739280There's no fuss. Just a bunch of people who enjoy it and say they enjoy it, which makes you think it's super good or something.Same thing happened with the Reward.
>>9739302But I am a paedo.
>>9739314Horses are nice, this pink horse is one of my favorites.
>>9739320>moved to usa>spoke little enliglish>this kid named pedro>i accidently kept calling him "pedo">everyone always laughed when i said>years later he was busted for cp possessionit's like i'm a prophet. freaky.
>>9739330>spoke little enliglish
>>9739337oh i was jsut up all night, tired and bad at thinking.
>>9739337>spoke big english
why are all of our drawfags not-straight
>>9739346>Not speaking moderate enliglish
>>9739330Hey great prophetwill the Best koreans finally do some shit and start something?
>>9739352>mewball and Tex don't exist
>>9739344It's okay, man, just go to sleep and think about how your favorite pony with cuddle with you. And more.
Why is almost all pony porn so shittyNot that I care or something
>>9739352I'm straightBut ponesexual
>>9739358They will do a test missile lunch, it will fail and explode but fall on seoul and cause damage. This will bne taken as sign of war by the aermicans and ufo and they will attack. china will help.
>>9739363How do you know they're straight?
>>9739368If you'd suck/fuck a horseboner, you're a homo.
>>9739183You start to return the hug the white pony is giving. A sense of comfort floods over you. Her soft mane resting against your face... she smells like strawberry and cream. For a minute, all you hear is her breathing and feeling her heartbeat through her flesh.
>>9739367Because almost all pony art in general is shitty. It's just much more obvious with porn
>>9739375I wouldn't though.
>>9739368>TFW you'd go gay for any sexy sapient creature but not for a human
>>9739363>Mewball>StraightNigga all of our drawfags aren't straight this is fact
>>9739371>mewball wants to be with his pure maiden waifu Lyra more than anything>Tex is what every man should strive to be, also Applehips>>9739382>>9739392you better not be talking shit about my art waifu>>9739376peck her on the cheek
legit drawfag homos:tessmewballrosejessyfacelessjrdaftyjailbait
>>9739403And you. You ignored me yesterday! Cunt.
>>9739403Fucking hot lesbian pone sex happens. WHILE A MESS OF VELVET CAKE IS SHOVED INTO THEIR MOUTHS THE END
>>9739418Rose is still in the closet. Jessy is trying to pull her out
>>9739403Mewball is terribly gay for SB, man.
>>9739418What, JB's gay?
>>9739418Tess and JB? You sure?
>>973942410/10>>9739423I'm sorry Bonny
>>9739424can we see a visual ?
>>9739427Yeah straight HOMO!
>>9739454sir blunt runt the master of cunts
>>9739444Who. No, I told you something DuckDuck and dictionaries.
Kill this horse, need a new thread.
>>9739471And what was that? I can't even remember what i had for breakfast sometimes anon.
>>9739463u fukin wot m8 yer god aint makin' any fukin sense i swere 2 god u bttr not b pullin me goddang leg
>>9739502reminds me of that area51 arcade shooter
>>9739438I don't know anymore, according to Anon he's also a girl so it's kinda hot again
>>9739537JB IS A GIRL? OH GOD I PEE'D IN FRONT OF HIM!
>>9738305Why are you so terrible?
>>9739445NIGGA I CAN'T ART USE YOUR IMAGINATION AND STROKE THE DICK
>>9739567>IAFL wants the Dunf
>>9739504Just this: arch.413chan.net/mlp9699628.html, #9700401.
>>9739537>jailbaitHis... HER NAME! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!
>>9738305I don't give a fuck. Go to /mlp/ if you want some bronies to celebrate with you lonely fucker.
>>9739451Dang, I guess I like dicks now.
>>9739585>>9739585This ya gotta see>>9739585>>9739585
>>9739599>4 earlyFUCK YOU
>>9739575That'd suck, on top of me not being able to speak to him because I'd drop my spaghetti I also couldn't speak to him then because I wouldnt want to appear like a creeper
>>9739367Because humans are what you're supposed to be atraccted to. You can pat yourself on the back for being a healthy individual.
>>9739454REVEAL YOUR TRUE NATURE!http://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
>>9739572thanks but I think the extension is faster.
>>9739605Just... Just pretend you're a girl too, or something.
>>9739612It helps sometimes. Well, back to vidya.I love you.
>>9739614No man, that'd be gay as hell
>>9739611This is the greatest thing ever.