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Old thread: >>9729648

Topic: We are using the same topic as the last thread, except with Celestia instead. What do you think of her?
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>posting sunbutt during nighttime
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She is the most glorious, majestic, pony.
Do you even praise the sun?
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>>9732858

I HATE THE SUN IT'S FUCKING GAY
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>>9732858
best princess
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>Sunbutt After Dark
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;)
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>>9732883
I would suck her toes and lick her soles for hours
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>Praise the Sun!
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>>9732897
I CAN FIX IT!
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>Night thread
>No night horse
0/10 would not pone
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>>9732890
>This is bordering on Socialism
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which horse is the most fun to get stoned with
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>>9732928
PRAISE THE BUTT
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>>9732912
10/10 opinions
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>sunthread in a night thread
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>>9732936
Can we loli Luna
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>>9732931

That could be cute.
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>>9732967
I don't see why not.
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>>9732946
Deal w/ it nerd
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>>9732897
>>9732921
>>9732965

Hey, she was handling the moon for 1000 years. She's experienced at the night by now.
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>>9732953
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>>9732983
Which pony would be most offended at being called a nerd
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>>9732967
>loli Luna
Lola!
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I ON:Y PRAISE MYSELF
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>>9733000
Dash because she wants to be a nerd but has to keep up appearances as a jock.
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>>9733008
That's only because no one else will.
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>>9732994
would you fear your solar princess?
non-sexually, of course
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>>9733000
Dash, dyewts
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olololololol
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>you will never have a load big enough to please Sun Horse

Taking Lecithin, Pyguem, and zinc? What else do I need to do?
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Would you actually fuck a real horse? I like to think I'd be above that, but if it was winking I'm not sure I could restrain myself.

http://i.imgur.com/IDmdfp1.jpg
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>>9733031
>the dangers of being too pleb.png
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>>9733029
Haha! You have fallen for my clever trap and posted Dash as I intended.
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>>9733036
Drink plenty of water and get at least an hour of strenuous physical activity a day
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>>9733017
>Whataya think I am, some sorta Egghead?
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>>9732967
why not all of them?
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>>9732948
It's for the benefit of all.
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>>9733051
Oh no.
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i only pone myself
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Lines are finally done! Does anybody see anything weird that I need to fix?
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>>9732975
How would she tease you this time?
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>>9733031
>Pinkie stock vector
Every time
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>>9733040
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>>9733036
More pills and
>>9733054
Seems to be the general consensus
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>>9733036
Take Yohbine, L-Arginine(works for me), and Horny goat weed.

Tribulus too if you want some more energy
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>>9732994
Here's some colors
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>>9733079
>stock Rarity's weird forehoof
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>>9733080
That's why you're baiting to it.
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>Celestia domination story
>Celestia-themed horse
today is a good day to be a Celestiafag.

fuck off, Freud.
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>>9733054
I do that and I don't notice a difference in amounts from when I'm lazy and don't.
Huh
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>>9733085
>Horny goat weed
Didn't they find out that was laced with actual cialis?
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>>9733080
>EG
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>>9733084
Do they come in suppository form
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>>9730264

Celetia threads
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>>9733085
Damiana is a good one for increasing orgasm intensity. Be careful with yohimbe, if you take too much it can give you heart palpitations.
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>>9733036
Stop masturbating right out. Have to let it build up.
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>>9733084
>no pygeum
Step it up.
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>>9733073
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>>9733104
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVKYKX-eLM
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lel
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>>9732971
I did do a sketch of Raritwi some weeks ago, is that what you were thinking of?
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Any...new...horse news...
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>>9733111
Depends where you get it from. The stuff they sell at convenience stores usually has a viagra/cialis analogue in it. If you get it from mountainroseherbs, it's just horny goat weed.
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>>9733084

You think they make pills like this for women?
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>>9733147
Is he okay?
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.
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>>9733126
It's behind the Lecithin with the ADAM multivitamins.
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>>>/f/1939243
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>>9733150
To help women squirt? Probably
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Do any other writers have fan-made OCs?
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>>9733155
I don't know. It looks like he's dying of thirst in the desert.
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>>9733126
Pygeum is for prostate problems
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>>9733128
I love this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtQOi4VMQT8
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>>9733170

ur mum
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>>9733155
No anon.
If he does not get some horses soon that man will die.
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>>9733170
No.
And this must be rectified.
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>yfw Hasbro renames Derpy "Lamebrain"
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>>9733170
Meghan McCarthy I think,unless she made her own

Larson

Merriweather Williams

Daniel Ingram
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>>9733170
>thousand yard stare, on verge of wall eyed
Could use some shoop.
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>>9733207
Now THAT would actually be offensive.
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>>9733171
>i've been wrong before
>turns out, the guy was freezing to death in the arctic
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>>9733207
>implying
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>>9733150
Most of them work the same for Women, I know Lecithin is good for women who want to enduce lactation.
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>>9733075
fix the shittiness
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>>9733214

Not according to Hasbro logic.
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>>9733040
no to big
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>>9733176
It also keeps a shit load of water in near your prostate which adds to the load
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>>9733170
yeha sure, heres one for merriwather
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beep boop i am a pony
ask me anything
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>>9733084
>catuaba
>muira
>no pygeum

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU DOING
THIS IS WORSE THAN DISRESPECTING THE SAFE WORD
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This thread is now bait-proof
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>>9733259
which human would u fuk
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>>9733259
Can I touch your butt?
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http://images.4channel.org/f/src/WHOOP%20WHOOP.swf

Was there a pony version?
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You have to be born with talent to become a good artist.
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>>9733220
Flitter would take it in hopes of one day giving you a milky boobjob
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>>9733263

Fuck you Dashie.
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>>9733270
I think I'm a fairly good person.
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>>9733278
>anthro
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>>9733279
>>9733263
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>>9733085
>Yohbine
What does this do?
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You're not a good person.
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>>9733279
My talent is getting better at things I work at.
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>>9733298

Someone loop that with music.
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>>9733040
it's all pink on the inside
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>>9733253
Losing your touch Bubs
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>>9733284
Damn it's been a while since used this
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>>9733279
I do not care about that; I'll just have fun.
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Alrighty, quick addition of saliva. Anyone have a recommendation for Shading? I tried a blue prior to the sepia shade and thought it looked like shit, anyone got some color recommendations?
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>>9733318
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>>9733315
worst fairies ever
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>>9733283
>Flitter giving you a milky, slippery wet boobjob while her wings beat against the mattress
does that stuff really do that?
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>>9733143
I knew about that. I know that you mentioned it again sometime later. Again I may be remembering it wrong.
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>>9733315
Make it pink.
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>>9733305
>Pausinystalia yohimbe (Yohimbe), formerly known as Corynanthe yohimbe, is a psychoactive plant which contains the tryptamine alkaloid yohimbine. It is widely distributed over-the-counter as an herbal aphrodisiac.

>Originated from a tree bark in Africa. It has been purported to be helpful for men with erectile dysfunction (ED). This herbal medication can cause tachycardia and hypertension if improperly dosed and should generally only be used under the supervision of a practitioner knowledgeable in herbal medicine.
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>Luna thread
Good portion of the thread revolves around the discussion about luna
>Celestia thread
HOW TO PLEASE SUN HORSE WITH CUM?
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>>9733318
SHUT THE FUCK UP HELLSTRIDER
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Don't believe her lies
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>>9733306
I know.
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>>9733333
You like crotchteats, don't you cosmo?
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>>9733338
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Some drunk guy just came in through my back door thinking this was another house
I need to talk to roommates about locking doors
Anyway, how 'bout them ponies?
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>>9733345
>sunfags
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I fucking knew /b/read was still here...
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>>9733375
Didja blow him?
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>>9733349
She explained what happened in S3 and it cannot happen again in S4. Also they said there are multiple Rarity episodes
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>>9733375
>Some drunk guy just came in through my back door
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>>9733306
Yes I am! Spec Ops: The Line told me so!
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>>9733306
Well, okay.
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>>9733283
>>9733333
this is such a strange new boner
I've never known such a boner before
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>>9733375
Did you give him a beer and send him on his way?
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>>9733348
HSG PLS

FUCKING PLS
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>>9733323
I've seen this style before. You got a tumblr or something?
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>>9733323
just use a really dark grey for all your shading
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>>9733340
>psychoactive plant
sign me up
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>>9733345
I just searched that phrase and your post was the only one it turned up.
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>>9733283

>fifteen minutes with a breast-milk pump twice a day to help it along
>Until she finds a regimen that works, her nipples are swollen and sore for a while
>You will never forget how she lit up, the day those first few tiny drops of milk trickled out of her.
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>>9732858
Praise the sun, boy.
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>>9733407
she's pretty sexy for a cartoon horse
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>>9733373
That is a rather grumpy Merryweather.
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>>9733403
Then our work here is done
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>>9733407
Is that a pony vag?
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>>9733407
I'd Flitter.
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>>9733407
>vagina

Cosmo you goofed
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>>9733442
Better taste it to be sure.
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>>9733390
>>9733395
You guys are perverts
There are these things called back doors and people come in them with their whole body, and not just their penises.
>>9733404
>Giving people free alcohol
No.
Its like you want me to betray my jewish heritage
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>>9733442
wow
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>>9733439
I think she's gotten worse since Aurora got married and the other two fairies kicked her out. That's why she had to take up a job writing ponies.
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>>9733474
>There are these things called back doors and people come in them with their whole body

That sounds really fucking painful
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cosmo I didnt know you were so lewd
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>That feel when you know Corwin is the only contributor who will go anywhere in animation
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>>9733442
It is. Would you like to touch it?
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>>9733474
... Did you change your filenames or something?
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>>9733432
>"Go ahead! Taste it, taste it!"
>she squeals like a giddy schoolgirl when you catch a few drops on your finger and bring it to your mouth
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>>9733450
I'm finding myself wanting to Flitter more and more every day
are there any good Flitter fapfics/lewd greentexts?
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>>9733499
Have you ever read any of the fics I've written?
They get pretty fucking lewd.
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>>9733505
I feel like the mustache gives Donte some good.
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>>9733505
Shirley, you're not serious?
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>>9733498
> old
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>>9733505
I can't wait to see where the contributors will be in a few years.
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>>9733479

I really like your sugar, sugar.
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>>9733474

n-no I'm not... ;_;
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>>9733526
I think there's something with Flitter letting Rumble experiment with her
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>>9733513
Are you sure you're not confusing Scootanon with Scootanon Jr.?
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>>9733474
>not blowing your neighbors
Scootanon confirmed for worst host
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>>9733515
>"What do you thi-?"
>she cuts herself off with a gasp of delight as you clamp your lips over her areola and suckle, drinking right from the source
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>>9733494
full bodygasm is fucking amazing dude
if you ever get the opportunity I suggest you take it
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This deserves a pony edit
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>>9733479
I just find it amusing because this is the second time today I've stumbled across a Sleeping Beauty reference. The first was Ego's Aurora dress. I'm the one who asked her to make it blue.
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>>9733176
>Not using pygeum
It's way better than the lecithin in my opinion because you get to enjoy it while you're fapping
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>there will never be another changeling episode
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>>9733549
UNF
where?
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>>9733562
no
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>>9733340
Here's one for other herbs and supps:

Catuaba:
>An infusion of the bark is used in traditional Brazilian medicine as an aphrodisiac and central nervous system stimulant. These claims have not been confirmed in scientific studies, but a journalist for the Discovery Channel claims that "reports in scientific journals and at conferences have supported [catuaba's] use for sexual enhancement. In catuaba, a group of three alkaloids dubbed catuabine A, B and C are believed to enhance sexual function by stimulating the nervous system".
>A study by Manabe et al. (1992)[1] showed that catuaba extracts from Trichilia catigua were useful in preventing potentially lethal bacterial infections and HIV infection in mice.

Muira puama:
>The root and bark are used for a variety of ailments by indigenous peoples in the Rio Negro area of South America, but the effectiveness of Muira Puama preparations are unproven.[3] However, in a 1990 study conducted by Jacques Waynsberg at the Institute of Sexology in Paris, 62% of men who took muira puama extract noted an increase in sex drive and 51% of participants reported an increased ability to produce an erection.

Damiana:
>Damiana has long been claimed to have a stimulating effect on libido, and its use as an aphrodisiac has continued into modern times. More recently, some corroborating scientific evidence in support of its long history of use has emerged. Several animal testing studies have shown evidence of increased sexual activity in rats of both sexes. Damiana has been shown to be particularly stimulating for sexually exhausted or impotent male rats[5][6] as well as generally increased sexual activity in rats of both sexes.[7] It has also been shown that damiana may function as an aromatase inhibitor, which has been suggested as a possible method of action for its reputed effects.[8]
>Damiana has been proven to have anti-anxiety effects.[9]
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>>9733494
Unbirthing is the worst fetish ever
Its why my folder of it is only 19 GB
>>9733513
Not that im aware of
>>9733542
Yes you are anon.
Thats why you post about a show meant for little girls
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>>9733567
Well at least there was a changeling comic.
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>>9733563
What's an ego?
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>>9733562
I don't like the unnecessary huge amount of pony versions.
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>>9733537
>implying they'll be anywhere
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9733587
>only 19 GB
Sounds pretty weak dude
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>>9733550
I guess I am.
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>>9733537
>I can't wait to see where the contributors will be in a few years.

>GG will keep doing what he's always been doing.
>Corwin will be a storyboard artist.
>Tex will stop drawing after ponies.
>Ross will still be in the same state as always.
>Art anon will have improved, but won't go anywhere. He will make a small amount on comissions.

Your predictions?
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>>9733537
AB was progressing really quickly, faster than corwin even. Shame about the whole 'being MLPG's only ACTUAL pedo to date' thing.
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>>9733587
>Thats why you post about a show meant for little girls
Touché
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>>9733589
Egophiliac.
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Would you let your professor fuck you for a guaranteed A?
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>>9733553
No boner this shit does not fly

why is this happening
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>>9733609
Can you post any of his drawings?
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>>9733608
>>GG will keep doing what he's always been doing.
All is right with the world.
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>>9733625
Ooooh
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I love the smell of my own farts.
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>>9733635
I save pretty much nothing.
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>>9733414
I like you.
>>9733411
Nope, said name on DA and FA, as well as my Poneebill account where I try different things.
Was thinking about doing a tumblr about a pony being trapped in a well though, was going to call her Felina Well.
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>>9733588
I really like the little bugs too.

It was nice to have a villainous villain with personality.
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>>9733633
embrace that boner. you know you want to.
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>>>/f/1939255
In response to GG's new music video:

>Why would they cheapen that song by making an animation?
>This is why I feel justified in calling them autistic idiots.
>They deserve to have their feelings hurt
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>>9733632
I think I would let 2 of them
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>>9733315
I had a touch?

Well I guess you'd be the expert when it somes to butt touch!
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>>9733450
in the butt?
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>>9733632
Is my professor a pony or something?
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>>9733575
Horny goat weed:
>The "active ingredient" in epimedium is icariin,[3] which can be found in standardized extracts from 5% up to 60% potent. Strengths above that are usually reserved for laboratory use.

>Icariin is purported to work by increasing levels of nitric oxide, which relax smooth muscle. It has been demonstrated to relax rabbit penile tissue by nitric oxide and PDE-5 activity.[4] Other research has demonstrated that injections of Epimedium extract directly into the penis of the rat results in an increase in penile blood pressure

Tribulus:
>Some body builders use T. terrestris as post cycle therapy or "PCT".[citation needed] After they have completed an anabolic-steroid cycle, they use it under the assumption that it will restore the body's natural testosterone levels.
>The extract is claimed to increase the body's natural testosterone levels and thereby improve male sexual performance and help build muscle. Its purported muscle-building potential was popularized by American IFBB bodybuilding champion Jeffrey Petermann in the early 1970s. However, T. terrestris has failed to increase testosterone levels in controlled studies.[10][11][12] It has also failed to demonstrate strength-enhancing properties[13] - a finding indicating that the anabolic steroid effects of Tribulus terrestris may be untrue. Some users report an upset stomach, which can usually be counteracted by taking it with food.
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>>9733599
Look at the shit people like Zone and Egoraptor are up to these days.

In six years, Corwin, Tiara, Rose, and LK will likely be working professionally.

GG could do it today if he focused on one thing and got a business plan together.
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>>9733677
YOU HAD ONE JOB BUBBLES!
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm gluten intolerant.
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>>9733688
>Egoraptor
>Working professionally

ha ha good one.
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>>9733569
Sorry, turns out it's just CC/Flitter and Rumble stuff

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56015/growing-up-fast
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>>9733688
>Look at the shit people like Zone and Egoraptor are up to these days.

Zone is doing the same thing he always does, which are commission flash cartoons.

Ego plays games with some fat shithead and gets high. His girlfriend looks like she has FAS.

They're going nowhere.
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>>9733635
I miss AB.
Shame about the whole pedo thing.
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>>9733683
No, where it matters.
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I can't sleep if I'm not wearing socks.
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>tfw no one mentions you when they talk about what the contributors will be doing in a few years
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>>9733688
>In six years, Corwin, Tiara, Rose, and LK will likely be working professionally.
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>>9733687
Longjack:

An news article on the website of the scientific journal Nature Medicine referred to Eurycoma longifolia as Malaysia's home-grown Viagra and cited "increased sexual desire, enhanced performance and general well-being".[8] This journal article is also indexed on Medline, but without abstract.[8]

Some scientific studies found that it enhances sexual characteristics and performance in rodents.[9][10][11] Other laboratory animal tests have produced positive indications, with one extract having been observed to increase sexual activity in mature rats, including arousal, sniffing, and mounting behavior.

In an experiment conducted on male rats, it was found that eurycoma longifolia increases sperm count. The authors also reported that the plasma testosterone level of Eurycoma longifolia extract treated rats "was significantly increased when compared with that of the control and infertile animals."[12]

Another group of scientists confirmed that Eurycoma longifolia has the capacity to "reverse the inhibitory effects of estrogen on testosterone production and spermatogenesis."[13]

One Medline-indexed journal article cited as result that Eurycoma longifalia had an effect similar to testosterone replacement therapy in counteracting osteoporosis.[14]

An Italian study on Eurycoma longifolia noted improved sexual performance in lab animals and concluded that the "effect could be mainly ascribed to increased testosterone levels."[15]
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>>9733725
Her mouth?
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>>9733666
stop posting about other boards satan
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>>9733736

Gore Vidal quote:

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Quoted by Gerard Irvine, "Antipanegyric for Tom Driberg," [memorial service for Driberg] (8 December 1976)
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>>9733714
>yfw Zone is working for Skullgirls & Lab Zero Games
>yfw Egoraptor worked as an animator for Fox and was Bruce Banner's V.A. in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
Try harder next time
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>>9733736
where can I find a girlfriend like Twilight
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I hate it when people click their pens but I love to do it myself.
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>>9733697
>me
>a job

Now whos the joke teller!
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>>9733736
Not a bad feel.
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>>9733665

>Give Flitter an orgasm that leaves her literally shaking and babbling incoherently
>The only words she can form are "Love you," "Cumming" and "so good."

>Pull her close to you while she rides it out
>Once she calms down, stroke her bare back while you put your nose to her scalp - enjoying her scent, while your legs intertwine with each other, whispering sweet little nothings to her.
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>>9733772
Equestria
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>>9733736
if you don't post at least 4 drawings a week or have been doing something comparable for at least a month mlpg does not give a shit
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>>9733688
>Tiara
HAHAHA

The rest maybe
But Tiara hasn't displayed any kind of actual talent
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>>9733725
but what if she's feeling kinky?
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>>9733772
Paint Lyra purple
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>>9733666
The video is down. I wanted to see it.
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>>9733750
Someday I want to cum in a pony's mouth
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>>9733772
Pone doesn't exist in the three-dimensional form.
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>>9733772
You can't

They're fat, ugly or asspies
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>>9733714
Egoraptor is working on the Axe Cop animated series. If you think that's going nowhere, I don't know what you want.
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>>9733791
Where can I find a BF like Tex?
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>>9733823
Equestria
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>>9733823
I hear Tex is single ~
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>>9733799
He's got drive, confidence, and business sense.
He is and will be the most successful out of all of them.
Talent is optional in modern society.
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Eclairs are good.
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>>9733766
>>yfw Zone is working for Skullgirls & Lab Zero Games

Those are bad games though. They'll fail hard and never catch on.

>yfw Egoraptor worked as an animator for Fox

And you saw the vid where Ego drunkenly said he was fired and jokingly said he was a "loose canon"? He took it down soon after. It sounds like he is problematic to work with.

Also I'm not joking, his girlfriend does look like she falls on the FASS.
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>>9733736
Lots of people didn't get mentioned
every time someone mentions two or three contributors at a time someone says this

if you're tired of being forgotten then post with your name on
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>>9733835

Nobody hears Tex, ever.
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>>9733833
I'm already there, big boy
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>>9733836
>>9733799

Fun Fact: Tiara is shameless and has a business sense.

These are MORE important than actual talent.
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>>9733800
Flitter is the vanilla one.
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I hate cats that are always hiding like they're better than you or something.
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>>9733790
>"Again...please...again..."
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>>9733859
>2-3
Nanaki, please.
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If I were Bill Gates I would have retired a long time ago.
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>>9733874
anal is pretty vanilla, relatively speaking
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Hey why do so many people drink Fosters anyway?

Because the ymake you seen imaginary fireds!
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>>9733903
I heard anal sex can give your rectum cancer
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>>9733874

My headcanon says that Flitter is the more "old-fashioned" one - she likes the idea of her man taking care of her and supporting their family. Her first image of a "real man" is Equestria's answer to Gregory Peck, or some other "manly man" actor from the 40s and 50s.
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>>9733474
Bootaloo you are the worst.
i just wanted a hug!
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>>9733874
Vanilla is still good when she will go until she can't move anymore.
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>>9733916
I heard it can give you orgasms.
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>>9733916
What doesnt give you cancer these days
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>>9733553
>You ease up when you remember she's still sore, lightly tracing your tongue around the duct
>a milky white dollop peeks out. You dab it up without a second thought
>it clings to the tip of your tongue, sweet and rich, much like honey actually
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>>9733916
That's just what he told you.
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>>9733916
Well if you're a guy, it's been shown that prostate milking via anal related things lowers your chance of prostate cancer.
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>>9733818
I could deal with an asspie chick, provided she at least acknowledged that she acted in a way that annoys people sometimes.
Really, if I were dating someone who was full-on into ponies or anime or whatever, and I shared that interest, then I could just stop trying to act normal. It would be really liberating.
I think the only reason men with "nerdy" interests keep them in check is because of women.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9733940
ponies
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>>9733845
>both have actual job experience in the animation field
>not going forward
You're a moron
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I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself so instead I'm always hoping a rogue bus will take me out.
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You ever change the filename on a pic and have no idea why you did it, but are so impressed by it that it would feel wrong to change it again?
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Goodnight, MLPG
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>>9733940
dying
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>>9733922
and Cloudchaser?
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>>9733958
Night best princess.
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>>9733959
I am slowly dying of pony cancer.
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>>9733941
unf...
my boner demands that you continue
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>>9733946
>You have to forsake your god and do gay things to your anus or you'll get ass cancer
Is this Obama's America?
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>>9733971

potato
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>>9733958
night moonbutt
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>>9733902
If I had bought Bitcoins two weeks ago I would have retired today.
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>>9733971
Nope
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>>9733940
Smiles...smiles don't give people cancer.
But enough about cancer and anal stuff....
Let's talk about what ponies do....or about that idea awhile back. You know Gnawlins or something cool...
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>>9733940
Cuddles
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>>9733958
goodnight 3rd best princess
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>>9733969
start doing heroin and if you OD, no biggie
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>>9733972
good night
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>>9734005
What about Cuddlekemia?
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>>9733993
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>>9734004
havent you heard of the recent lip cancer outbreak?
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>>9733966
>replying to this guy
>at all
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>>9734004
>Gnawlins
time for gators?
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>>9734001
you have to find someone who will actually buy them first
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We're designing a character in my class. I'm making a monstergirl.
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>>9734016
I wonder if Dash ever accidentally responds to bait
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>>9734004

HooooooooooWEEEEE!

Allons-y, cher! Let them bontemps rouler, hein?!
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>>9734004
That's a very doggy Diamond Dog
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>>9733971
Sure.
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>>9734005
Care to test this theory doctor?
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>>9733971
I'm guessing that filename refers to the original artist of that drawing not liking it anymore.
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>>9734012
That almost doesn't even count; not when it's so treatable, anyways. The cure is more cuddling.
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>>9733922
And boy does Flitter dream of having a family to support. Just thinking about getting pregnant is enough to get her motor running. Even the concept just of being filled with her husband's seed sends her into a dreamy half-trance.
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>>9733998
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>>9734022
Not a problem.
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>>9733969
Start drawing to make that happen
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>>9734042
DAMMIT ANON STOP GIVING ME AN ERECTION
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>>9733993
>having to check your privilege to lower your chance of test-cis-ular cancer

Welcome to Obama's America
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>>9733991
<3
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>>9734045
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>>9734035
Oh? What did you have in mind?
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>>9733969
Those buses dont follow the rules, do they?
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>>9734069
>Pinkie calls Dash a potato in the show.
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>>9734075
You, me, a plush of your choice and cuddles till dawn
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>>9733971
>>9734033

Am I doing it right?
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>>9734037
>ponies come down with various contact related diseases and viruses
>scared, they go to the hospital to get treated
>the prescription is always 1-2 hours of cuddling taken with food
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I missed the Japanese pone again... Did Pinkie Pie sang the "Giggle at the Goshty" song?
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>>9734030
What the fuck does that mean
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>>9734087
Buses are like the honey badgers of nature, they don't give a damn.
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>>9734101
I'll clear my schedule.
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>>9734042
> women who dream of getting knocked up
> sexually

Please

Please Anon

Please
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>>9734120
It wasn't no giggle at the ghosty I've ever heard...
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>>9734120
Yes. The "Ha ha ha" sounds like a squeak toy.
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>>9734068
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>>9733969
>>9733969
Suicide is no joke. Get help immediately.
no, really, I actually mean it
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>>9734120
NO they cut that scene
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>>9734126
>Were you even listening, Anon?
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>>9734113
>cuddling while eating

Sounds like a job for pizza pony.
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>>9733073
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>>9734069
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>>9734120
Yes. Here's a link to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yf2OhwmuUA
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>>9733993
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I'm gonna ask you guys something
Now that I'm getting a debit card and after I'm able to receive and pay stuff via paypal;
What are decent commission prices? For sketches, lineart, coloured and backgrounds?

How much should I charge for my art?
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>>9733974
Cloudchaser has a wilder personality but is fairly vanilla herself. Her interests include cock and full-body worship. She can plant a thousand tiny kisses all over your body... or all on your penis. She likes being slapped across her face with an erection as much as that same hard-on plowing the inside of her cheek. She'll rub use every inch of her body to rub every inch of yours. And if you ever feel like grabbing her by the neck and throating her until she passes out, that's fine, too.
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>>9734163

What product would need a demonstration like that?
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>>9734163
unf
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>>9733974

She's the modern girl. Likes going out clubbing and going to raves and rock shows with her girlfriends - she's more laid-back, more of a she-bro, dude-ette type. Not that she doesn't like feeling pretty and seeing guys do stuff like holding the door or a chair; or bringing flowers to a date. She knows it's not meant to be sexist - it's just being nice.
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>>9734146
>you'll never squeeze Pinkie Pie's breasts
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>>9734130
Bring the fun dip, it's gonna be a long night
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>>9734146
>Mountain Dew once again prevents someone from dewing it
You're my hero
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>>9734157
Why are you so slow, Kool-aid man?
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>>9734174
post an example and we'll tell you
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>>9734174

Who are you?
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>>9734163
>A femanon tries to masturbate with a banana because MLPG said it was awesome.
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>>9734030
now I want to see GG's gator-girl visiting Gnawlins
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>>9734174
You ask for what you think they're worth.
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>>9734174
post some
if typical mlpg draw anon
0$ and youll be lucky to sell any
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>>9734065
"S-so much inside me. So warm~"
"Ah~! It's leaking out..."
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>>9734163
oh jeez
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Day 52
4/9/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,238 (Running Total: 326,869)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,522 (Running Total: 1,416,995)

Be sure

To drink

Your

Boopltine
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>>9734174
Charge $5 for a quickie you can do under thirty minutes.

Charge $20 and up for everything else. You should charge minimum wage for your time, and for commission work this can take upwards of two hours.
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>>9734174
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>>9734182
>Holding doors open isn't common.

Wait...have I been flirting with random females again?!
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>>9734175
>>9734182
I like it...
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Stackable butts
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>>9734221
I'm allergic to all things boop
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>>9734144
>okay.gif
You're no aceokayanon

You're an impostor
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>>9734174
Unless you're amazing you're going to be working for minimum wage

So don't bother unless you really love it
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>>9734221
I would mail in $10 to be part of club pony and get my decoder ring
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>>9734160
oh my god. i am cracking up so hard. this is funny.
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>>9734223
>charging based on time it takes you to draw
What? That's backwards. Good artists draw faster but arguably deserve more money than a mediocre artist who takes a long time to draw things.
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>>9734126

Let the bontemps rouler - "Let the good times roll."

Hein? - "Huh?/Eh?/Yeah?" sort of noise asking for confirmation or agreement.
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>>9734216
aaaaaaaaafghqwfnicv
I can't
I can't
I just can't
I want her
I WANT TO KNOCK HER UP
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>>9734146
Goddamn, I want to marry, have consensual sex with, and raise 5 beautiful children with a human Pinkie Pie, loving her for the rest of my life.

What have you done to me, mlpg?
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>>9734174
hooooooooooooooo boy

1) How often do you plan on taking a commission?
2) How well known are you (can you actually get clients?)
3) How much experience/training do you have?
4) How does your portfolio look?
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>>9734246
>Stackable butts

http://exhentai.org/s/5820ce5803/543993-113
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>>9734250
he's not the only person allowed to use that image!
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>>9734174
>HOW MUCH SHOULD I CHARGE
POST YOUR FUCKING WORK IF YOU WANT AN ANSWER
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>>9734221
I prefer boopquik
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>>9734160

That sounds just like Pinkie but in Japanese.
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>>9734262
How was I supposed to extrapolate that meaning from that writing
People don't actually talk like this, do they?
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>>9734271
>human
nothing at all
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>>9734156
>cuddling with food

Pinkie Pie just got from best pony to best pony +1
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>>9734291
>>9734190
>>9734214
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>>9734291
Hey.
Use your inside voice
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>>9734183
>you'll never motorboat Pinkie Pie's breasts
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>>9734260
Good artists can raise their fucking prices then.

Nobody should work for below minimum wage.
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>>9734324
fuck you you dumb horse
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>>9734160

>They replaced the backing track
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I don't know why I want to fuck Pinkie Pie so badly. And she is not my favorite pony.
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>>9734112

Also, why the Hell does searching for vibrating carrot gifs result in so much pony?
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>>9734326
>you'll never titfuck Pinkie Pie's breasts
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>>9734221
>Not illegal Boopshine.
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>>9734322
Two bits
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>>9734312
its french
the gators are from louisiana or some shit in the south
they speak french down there I guess
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>>9734339
But she's second smartest horse
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>>9734340
I KNEW IT
I KNEW I WASNT HEARING THINGS
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>>9734160
They auto-tuned it. Like really they did.
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>>9734352
I heard boopshine can cause blindness
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>>9734183
>>9734326
>>9734350

Well I guess suicide IS the answer!
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>>9734113
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>>9734313

I would also a pony Pinkie Pie. Though the prospect of children might not be in the cards unless magic n' shit.
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>>9734339
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>>9734349
Because you haven't disabled your bubble
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>>9734216

Just imagine how pretty you'll look - that maternal glow around you, and all full-up with a baby - our baby.
And it'll be so beautiful - just like its mother.
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>>9734322
$20 for linedirt

$50 for mud sculptures
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>>9734349
Vibrating ponies are in right now.
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>>9734016
>Not using the superior Vectored version.
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>>9734349
Log off your google plus thingy and you'll be good.

>Carrot Top
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>>9734362
Actually they bastardize French and English.
It's fucking insane but they do it.
And hell if someone who doesn't know how it works can understand it.
Thankfully they only speak it in bursts.
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>>9734311
I don't agree. It's somewhat close but there's still a difference.
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>>9734381
Quit crying!

You wanna be a worthless piece of shit your whole life?!
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>>9734366

It's a cheap electronic version of the backing track. Why, I don't know. You would think they'd have saved that, and could just give them to the Japaenese for their dub, right?
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>>9734336
They should if it takes them an inordinate amount of time to do what it is they're doing.
When someone buys art they're paying for the product, not the artist's service.
If an artist is charging a reasonable amount per image and still making less than minimum wage because of how long it takes, they need to work faster, not charge more.
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>>9734350
>you'll never give Pinkie Pie a pearl necklace that dribbles and oozes down off her chin and neck to make a little pool in her cleavage, where she leans down to lap it up
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>>9734381
Hold it in. Don't you dare let a single tear drop.
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>>9734344
Because.
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>>9734273
>1) How often do you plan on taking a commission?
A couple of weeks, perhaps over a month, for now.

>How well known are you (can you actually get clients?)
I have a couple hundred followers on my art blog and deviantart account

>3) How much experience/training do you have?
0 commissioning experience, been drawing for a couple of years now. I can also do humans/anthro

>4) How does your portfolio look?
Mostly ponies, a few anthro and humans, sketches, lineart, and a couple of pieces that have decent backgrounds/details/colouring on them
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>>9734240

I've spoken with women before who think doing things like holding the door, or getting her chair for her is patronizing and chauvinistic.

I had one tell me she'd have to smack me if I opened a door for her. So I told her if I ever was in front of her at a door, I'd dart through, fast-like, slam the door shut behind me, and hold it shut while she tried to open it - make her pull it out of my hand first.
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>>9734424
Dash pictures are always great.
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>>9734400

Didn't seem to do much.
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>>9734424
That image right there can net you $50 easily.

If it's yours, fucking go for it. Bring a snorkel, you'll be swimming in dosh.
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>>9734374
it's never the answer anon. Finding love and beauty in yourself and your waifu is a great answer
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>>9734362
>>9734403
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNqY6ftqGq0
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>>9734424
That's a good Dash.
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>>9734424
AWW SHIT
I'LL COMMISION SOME SKETCHES FOR A FEW BUCKS, XIERIL
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>>9734435
I just hold doors for people in general. Dudes and ladies.

No one's ever gotten mad at me over it.
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>>9734435
Good man, you did good.
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>>9734174
Well....honestly I say charge what you think your time is worth. and don't cheapen yourself. If you're too high someone will tell you.
http://i.imgur.com/2n4pYQx.png
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>>9734424
I would easily pay like $30 for something like that
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>>9734435
>implying I don't hold the door open for other men too, due to the simple fact that they're coming inside after me
what makes them think they're so special in my thoughts
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How does it look?

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
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>>9734435
Glad I don't have to deal with that in Texas. Ponies would probably love you for keeping the door open for them.
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>>9734443
I'm drawing a blank.
Use a different browser for shits and giggles
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>>9734189
These kids approached me from behind. They tried to take my juice! I had to stop and pick up all my juice which took me a while
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>>9734424
I'd throw money at you
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>>9734270
I sure want to knock my girlfriend up right now.
The other day she let slip that she thought cum was gross and smelled weird, but looking forward to having kids.

I'm sorry, but I don't want to date "mommy first, fun last."
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>>9734424
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>>9734312
>>9734362

It's Cajun.

Swamp-French, mixed with pieces of English, Spanish and bits of local native languages.
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P-P-Pinkie Pie
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>>9734350
>"Hee hee! It's all twitchy and tickley!"
>"It's like I have a little, snug worm between my Pinkie pillows!"
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>>9734414
>"mmmMMMmmm~"
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>>9734435
In my defense, I could imply apologize and explain that I work at a store where we are expected to by courteous to our customers. And I was simply acting on impulse. No offense meant, it's just a simple muscle movement, hold the door open and offer a warm smile.
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>>9734336
your logic is pretty awful
there are enough artists online and few enough people commissioning them that the artists have to compete for $ and they can really only do that 2 ways
being better at drawing or lowering their prices
you can set your prices wherever you want to, but when nobody buys shit from you dont act shocked
minimum wage, its hilarious you compare being a fan artist to actually having a job
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>>9734498
This isn't a good guide since there's a huge difference in quality between internet hobbyists and professionals.
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>>9734511
>>9734513
Stop that, ponies don't have tits.
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>>9734475
This.

I hold the door open for anyone walking out or coming in at the same time as me.

Maybe I'll just start slamming the door in women's faces.
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>>9734498

Neat, I can almost read it!
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>>9734511
>she plays peekaboo with it and licks at it whenever it comes up
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>>9734495
"smelled weird" I suppose I could understand, but "was gross"?
UNACCEPTABLE
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>>9734336
Nobody is alright though, he deserves at least minimum wage.
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>>9734538
>not being able to read it
You must have awful eyes.
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>>9734529
If you can't at least make minimum wage for your art then don't sell it. Get a minimum wage job and do art on the side. You'll have more money and you won't have to draw stupid bullshit for entitled assholes like this fucknut.
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>>9734482
Hear that? That's the sound of no one caring.
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GET IN HERE

http://joowz.com/
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>>9734221
You like spoilers, don't you Lethward?
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>>9734528
Guess she's all partied out
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>>9734536
>>9734515
>>9734484
>>9734460

Exactly - it's just a polite thing to do. There's no need to get bent out of shape about it.
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>>9734573
Pinkie's missing a really important body part there
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>>9734573
That's not even a pony!
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>>9734444
>>9734466
>>9734458
>>9734469
>>9734494
O-oh gosh
Thanks, MLPG. Really.


Also, ignore the "Feel better soon!" thing, I forgot to save the SAI file...;;
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>>9734451
>we're not ignorant, we just sound like our ancestors
What does that have to do with ignorance
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>>9734564

ableist
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>>9734560
>pony art
>prominent pudenda

>>9734573
>human art
>hidden hoohah
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>>9734435
>>9734475
>>9734536

Stop. We're not debating this. This ends now.
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>>9734550
Granted I cum buckets with or without the stack

And I'm on the stack

three times over
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>>9734593
People assume that others who speak slowly or with a drawl are less intelligent or stupid.
Why do you think the "retard hillbilly" is a stereotype?
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>>9734507
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>>9734620
>humanized horse dressed at a cow

wat
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>>9734612
>hidden hoohah, crouching cooter
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>>9734612
>hoohah

Better put some goof juice in that.
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>>9734549
>when she feels you throbbing between her breasts as you're about to cum, she dives in and buries her face into her own cleavage, taking your tip into her mouth so she can get every last drop
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>>9734620
>tits rooted at collar bone
It angers me that this fandom has settled for less.
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>>9734580
The other thing I learned about my job is, the more angry a customer is, and the calmer you are about it, the more pissed they get.
I think it's because they know they are making a cool of themselves but they have to get the last verbal blow in, and that 'Have a nice day, sir/ma'am' just kinda sucks when you made a scene.
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>>9734620

HOW is that Pinkie pie? It's a cow girl with pink hair.
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>>9734572

I don't.
That's why I'm using this: >>9727802
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>>9734620
I probably would.

Isn't it true that only pregnant cows give milk?
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>>9734507
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>>9734637
>>humanized horse dressed at a cow
>wat

it's just porn, and only VAGUELY MLP.
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>>9734627
Have you been drinking water, eating celery and maintaining a diet rich in fruit? Those should make it more palatable in taste and consistency.

And if not, eh.
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>>9734661
No, cows lactate all the time.
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>>9734592
Oh okay, I didn't need to feel better anyways.
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Why am I still here?
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>>9734498
That's always the stupidest fucking thing when I see it.
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>>9734656
How are any humans Pinkie Pie?
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>>9734592
oh my god dude definitely go into commissions. your art is fucking amazing and you deserve to be paid for it
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>>9734646
>you feel a vibration
>she's motorboating herself
>and your dick
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>>9734633

[cuteness intensifies]
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>>9734627
do you overflow?
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>>9734680
You just can't deny Dashie her drug money you know.
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>>9734676
we lactation now

flavored marshmallow pony milk
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oh also! If you plan on doing commissions....ALWAYS get half of it first and provide a sketch.
this way you nor your buyer gets cheated...cause it can happen if you do the art first and then wind up not getting paid.
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>>9734675
> diet rich in fruit
Here I heard that sugars make it smell and taste even stranger. I've been on a high-fat low-diary diet (babby's first keto).

As for the celery, that's a lot of hocus pocus. All it does is make it whiter.

Couldn't hurt to drink more water in any case, I guess.
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Pinkie's back!
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>>9734661
That wouldn't work very well since the milk is needed after pregnancy.
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rolling:
1-3: Finish Aigis
4-6: Vidya
7-9: Draw for MLPG
Dubs: MLPG decides
0: Bed
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>>9734698
>Pinkie drowns
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>>9734592
Clean up your art. It's disgusting.
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:DD :D :DD :D :D :DDD
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DORKS
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>making chump change from art comissions

step up nigga

I'm fucked if customs seizes my next two shipments, gonna be out about 7.5k worth of sales
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>>9734727
draw me
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>>9734727
I want you to draw Aigis playing vidya in bed.
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>>9734717
Well, you don't want nasty off-white cum, do you?
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>>9734727
DRAW ME A pony
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>>9734716
What do you use, MT? PayPal?
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>>9734700
You really have no idea. It's just ridiculous amounts of cum, especially since I'm on the stack and really attracted to her.

Or I was, right up until she was all like "ehhh, grody, but at least we'll get kids out of it~"

Kind of a boner-killer.
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>>9734174

http://art-anon.tumblr.com/post/47012972364/art-anon-in-light-of-recent-financial-trouble

Here's my price-sheet, for reference. Try to base the prices on how much time/effort it takes to do them.

This image made me $70. Take from that what you will.
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>>9734727

Draw Rarity combing knots out of AJ's coat.
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>>9734727
Nightmare Braeburn.
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>>9734717
Pinneapples for days.
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>>9734727
draw a cute happy pinkie pls
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>>9734731
D:
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>>9734727
I request that you finish Aigis.
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>>9734727
Draw a stallion pony.
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>>9734732
>R
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>>9734734
>getting your stacks seized
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>>9734728

>>/fluffyponies/
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>>9734731
oh fugg
amoms shib boading agaim
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>>9734741
No, but for some reason or another L-Arginine and L-Carnitine seems to whiten it just fine alongside a diet rich in vegetables in general.
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>>9734734

What do you do?
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>>9734734
shipments of what?
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>>9734734
>my next two shipments
>gonna be out about 7.5k worth of sales
you selling drugs, m8?
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>>9734646
>"PTTPHP-*ulp*-PHTPH-*ulp*PHTP!"
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>>9734734
Do you happen to be the gentleman clearing botannicals and kratom?
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>>9734747
And how long did that take you, if I may ask?
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>>9734743

Tex, thinking of comissions?
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>>9734747

Can I commission something?
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>>9734747
What's with the penis fountains?
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>>9734747
>in-light-of-recent-financial-trouble

So that's why you over charge your comissions.
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>>9734734
But anon...I'm not a professional anything....
I can't even be a professional at keeping my shoes tied....
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>>9734482

If you are interested I have a bit cleaned up versions of all the sub threads right over here

http://mlpg.co/arc/
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>>9734727
Draw some Rarijack because it was White Diamond's birthday yesterday.
And because I like the idea of Rarity fussing over Applejack
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>>9734796
Jesus christ my sides
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I gotta finish that Pinkie so I can open up commissions again.
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>>9734796
They seemed to flow with the picture better!
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>>9734774
>>9734776
>>9734777

kind of, it's a product in a legal grey area so no payment processors will take me, I'm looking into overseas MOTO providers and high risk merchant accounts. There's also a pending export ban on the country I import from, so I'm treading a fine line of making profit and getting fucked.
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>>9734805
>over-charge
>implying it's a good thing to be a dime-a-sketch deviantfart faggot
It's called charging actual money for your work.
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>>9734780
the fuck is she doing?
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>>9734790
It's always a possibility.
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>>9734758
She'll be finished anyway, I'm going to see to that.
I'm still trying to design a weapon for her, and I'm going to try and hand, something I haven't done in 6 years. I haven't drawn anything remotely human in that long, as well as my old love: mechs/robots

>>9734754
I like this one
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>>9734810
No one can keep their shoes tied throughout the day. It's impossible
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>>9734835
What, Kratom?
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>>9734743
I use paypal.
I can't imagine putting my address out there to actually receive things....the internet is scary.
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>>9734766
You know, it's really hard to talk about fuzzy ponies when you can't use the words fluffy or furry.
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>>9734835
looks like we got an MLPG Al CaPONE over here
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http://www.derpibooru.org/293446
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>>9734835
but shipments of what?
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>>9734853
My shoes have been tied for two years. They never come untied.
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http://i.imgur.com/BPypE61.jpg
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>>9734844
motorboating and swallowing in between
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>>9734882
LMJ does it again!
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>>9734852
>designing an anime weapon
Dude, you should have tons of references for that.
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>>9734883
she'd get it everywhere!
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>>9734852
I like all those little details you put in. Aigis is deceptively complicated in parts.
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>>9734866
Fuzzy works.
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>>9734882
>sidemouth as fuck
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>>9734882
I'm sorry...this is pretty gross for a number of reasons....and I no I'm no one to judge but....JFC
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>>9734786
yes, but the overseas politics are getting heated, there's technically an export ban from Borneo, but my guy gets things through disguised in certain ways, it's still a gamble because I'm planning on buying some grinding equipment to grind it myself and lower costs, so every order is a gamble

This is a shitty industry to be in right now.
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>>9734823
>that grumpy sweetie
d'awww
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>>9734874
>Twilight will never breed rarity and applejack
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>>9734861

>tfw pretty sure braeburned knows my name
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>>9734889
It's not hard, I'm just deciding on one.
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Everyone's posting art and getting money

And I'm just here with a ded tablet and a charcoal covered hand ;_;
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>>9734912
that's cute
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>>9734690
Oh, man, thank you ___ ;w;

>>9734729
Alright, I will.

>>9734747
Thanks! I'll keep this in mind. Nice work there, man
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>>9734882
The vacuum of space seems like a terrible place to have sex.
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>>9734839
>>over-charge
>>implying it's a good thing to be a dime-a-sketch deviantfart faggot
>It's called charging actual money for your work.

But Art Anon isn't good enough to be charging those prices.
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>>9734424
will you draw horsedicks and will you take bitcoins
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>>9734921
It's a dirty job but someones gotta do it.
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>>9734947
if someone is buying for those prices, he is
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>>9734935
This is why everyone is here.
We're trying to build a customer base.
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>>9734921
I'm sorry to hear things are getting dicey. I suppose you'd instead purchase it raw in bulk and have it ground here rather than Borneo?

Well, unrelated, I've been looking to buy pygeum in bulk. Do you happen to know if there's any standard strength bought by KTBotannicals and the like?
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>>9734935
Nah, we're just sharing old secrets. No one getting money tonight
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>>9734912
I just like some more floof with my ponies is all.
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>>9734945
What else is there to do up there?

Not like there are any bars or anything
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>>9734796
That's the first thing that popped up in my head
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>>9734932
Silly, everyone know your name Jamal
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>>9734882
Are you fucking kidding me
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>>9734896
The messier, the funner
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>>9734997
I just want to massage that little area on her chest and give her a big ol fluffy hug

dang
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>>9735003
What's the matter Nobody? Jealous on his incredible artistic talent and skill?
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>>9734788

About three days, off-and-on, from first contact to payment received and final sketch sent to the client.

>>9734795

my email is on my price-sheet. We can discuss something tomorrow, after my job interview.
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>>9734921
the fuck does kratom even do

it looks like it's pretty much devoid of effects.
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>>9735021
Nobody likes that picture, you asshole.
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>>9734882
someone paid money for that
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>>9735042
Nobody paid money for that.
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>>9735007
>Pinkie smears your cum all over her tits and face, rubbing it in to her skin
>"This is just like going to the spa! You wanna give me a deep tissue massage?"
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>>9734947

AA can charge whatever the fuck he wants.
It's up to the commissioners to decide if they want to pay it or not.
It really doesn't affect you unless you wanted to commission something for cheaper, but anyone who would want to commission AA wouldn't act like this much of a bitch, so stop it.
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>>9735033
Why doesn't Anon have a neck
Is there even anything in that suit
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>>9735014
I know how you feel.

That spot on ponies is very rubbable.
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>>9734912
>>9734997

Something about those fluffy coat makes me want to pet or rub their bellies. I bet it felt soft.
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>>9735060
> deep tissue massage
> this is a hint she LOVES getting her cervix striked
My boner could break diamonds.
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>>9735042
Someone got cheated...and If I knew it wasn't rude I'd redraw that horror here and now. But I won't. It's just...gross
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>>9735030
>>9735054
Well that explains a lot
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>>9734947
There is no scale that exists on which we can judge this. The only one we've got is the horrifically cheap deviantart standard. Not even Ross is bad enough to charge a paltry $20 for inked and colored commissions.
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>>9735054

It's weird porn.

Someone paid money for that.
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>>9735001

Nope.
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>>9735021
I'm jealous that he makes more money than me and can mooch off his parent(s?) while he does nothing but go to conventions and draw horse(?) porn.
He also has friends.
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>>9735066
>>9735069
You're so selfish.

Pony wants to rub you, too.
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>>9735054
Who died and made you LMJ's head accountant?
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Fuck you Applejack
you're not even a horse, horses don't have hands
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>>9734976
KTbotanicals is a pro at what he does, I'd just email the guy, he produces a lot of those extracts on his own, he's got expensive lab equipment.

My plan is to save up maybe 5k, then place one big order, but like I said it's a gamble, because every harvest varies in potency due to weather conditions, not to mention the fact that large orders show up on custom's radar. The bigger guys can write off the loss of a 50kg shipment, but that would bankrupt me.
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>>9734882
First thing I thought of.
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>>9734935

I'll commission a charcoal pony then.
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>>9734992
Hey MT. I used to be a big fan last year and whatnot, but why is your newer art so bad?
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>>9735096
Nobody
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>>9735062
>Anon is hollow on the inside.
>Rarity once managed to tear his suit off because it had a fray.
>She screamed at the floating head and ran out of the boutique.
>"Not again..."
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>>9734969
not when bitcoins have balooned to $220 a piece. 4chan passes are, what, $1,500 in bitcoins now?
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>>9735052
what are you trying to say, punk
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>>9735086
I was only kidding around, Leonardo
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>>9735060
yes...
YES!
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>>9735106
My newer art is bad?
I thought I was making some headway in progress
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>>9735103

I'm not alone.
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>>9734938

Commissions are kind of slow for me, still, so make sure you get plenty of publicity/reblogs, whatever you do to get the word out.

Also, thank you.
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>>9735094
>his parent(s?)
he lives with his mom and his dad tried to take all of his mom's money
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>>9735078
When her lips are touching yours and she feels you press against that sensitive nub deep inside her, she gets to kiss you in two different places.
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>>9735095
TOO BAD.

I'm going to continue rubbing pone.
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>>9735119
MY DICK
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>>9735081
Draw it as SFW as possible.
With lots of dialog~
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>>9735096
Hopefully LMJ.
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>>9735001
I have hated every black person named Jamal I have met. They're all assholes.
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>>9735119
>"Do you want the tail on or off?"
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>>9735022

>my email is on my price-sheet. We can discuss something tomorrow, after my job interview.

Good luck!
I need to go to sleep now too actually.
Should I just send an email for now until then?
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>>9735081
>>9735141
Wait, make it NSFW in the same position

But

Speech balloons are covering everything
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>>9735160

Sure.
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>>9735114
I want it finished.
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>>9735135
> YOU DO NOT HAVE SUFFICIENT BLOOD TO OPERATE BOTH [BRAIN] and [PENIS]
> DIVERT BLOOD? {Y/N}
Y
Y
Y
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>>9735147
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>>9735139
pone will find a way to rub you, and you will enjoy it.
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>>9735081
Do you just not like reverse cowgirl?
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>>9735178
>ACCEPT TRANSFUSION?
[Y/N]
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>>9735111

>losing 25 minded buttcoins in hard drive failure
>both redundant backups also failed

Granted not 200+ a coin at the time but fuck.
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>>9735192
WOW THAT'S HOT
WHO MADE IT AND IS THERE MORE
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>>9735169
Don't forget to add lensflares and to shade in black, like the pros do.
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>>9735155
>"Leave it on, my little pink pony~"
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>>9735078
She loves it when you push past her cervix
It's like the entrance to her womb is kissing around your tip
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>>9735192
ohoho my
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>>9735205
looks like one of zev's ponies to me
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>>9735149
When I was in kindergarten, there was only one black kid in the entire school and he smelt like shit 24/7, literally the worst body odor I've ever seen a person have. I used to go to a school counselor because I was fucked up, and I mentioned offhand that I didn't like black people because they smelled bad. I got called down to the office and screamed at, then was forced to apologize in front of the entire class, still having no idea what I did wrong. No wonder I post in /pol/.
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>>9735095
I would let her rub me but she has to let me rub her belly or let me give her an ear scratch.
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>>9735206
AND CHARGE US 500 BUCKS TO SEE IT!
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YOUR FAVORITE PONY WAS SECRETLY A CHANGELING ALL ALONG

YOUR FAVORITE CHANGELING WAS SECRETLY A PONY ALL ALONG
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>>9735209
> push past her cervix
Never done that. In fact that sounds pretty painful for all involved. That's super-bony cartilage that only softens late in pregnancy.
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so I just found out that this cover was an april fools joke

how late am I?
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>>9735209
Somehow I can't see that working
I'd need a really long dick or she'd need a really shallow vagina
and while cervix contact may be nice pushing into/past it would be painful as hell
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>>9735198
That reminds me
I need to learn where and how to donate plasma
Yes I'm that desperate
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>>9735243
it was the biggest joke hasbro ever played
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I wish ponies were fightier
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>>9735205
google-fu says zev

http://derpibooru.org/273086
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>>9735209
THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS
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>>9735204
You lost five and a half grand at current prices. I'd be LIVID.
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>>9735247
>>9735240
>big dick problems
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>>9735243
It's not a joke...
Purple Tinker is a main character in the show.
The girls have to find a away to beat her.
They eventually find these magic pills that stop the menace.
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>>9735192
I am erect
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>>9735111
it's only 0.08548 BTC at the moment
looks like the price varies as you would expect
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>>9735232
wait, so is the changeling actually my favorite pony or does my favorite pony just not exist?
I'm confused.
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>>9735225
>you will never scratch a pones ears
>or rub their belly
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Anyone streaming?
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>>9735262
>>9735279
no I meant that someone who doesn't work for hasbro did it
http://glancojusticar.deviantart.com/art/A-Generous-Offer-363061064
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>>9735266
>you'll never use those sun-hips as handles as you thrust into her
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>>9735196
I don't like in this order
CHEAP FILTERS
photo stock galaxies and stars
BIG GLASSY EYES WITH NO RECOGNIABLE LIGHT SOURCE
hands up top and hooves at bottom
side mouths
no rooms for organs
the fact that they are in space so he doesn't have to give them any gravity
Shining armours torso is to small and doesn't match up
Luna's got a midget popeye arm and her wings are to small
THOSE BALLS
THAT CUM
THAT PIERCING
THOSE DREAMWORKS FACES
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Which horse would put up with you sealing off the spare room and turning into a giant grow room? Would she threaten to rat you out and move out, or would she deal with it?
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>>9735225
Just as long as she gets to give you an ear scratch.
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>>9735277
> big dick problems
Barely above average and it's STILL a pain in the ass sometimes. My most recent partner REALLY doesn't like getting her cervix hit like at all.

(And that used to be my favorite thing, too, goddamn it.)
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>>9735289
They're both tomatoes.
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>>9735311
>all this art criticism

HELL YES I AM INCREDIBLY TURNED ON RIGHT NOW
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>>9735290
Such a pain. I would love to scratch her ears, and her face would rub against my palm wanting a bit more.
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>>9735312
none of them.
why would I do that anyway?
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>>9735311
>Bronies think it's the best thing drawn ever.
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>>9735311
...Damn. I was just kind of being facetious, girl.
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>>9735282
she's really up in there
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>>9735312
Zecora.
She'd think I'd be using the pot for medicinal purposes.
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>>9735290
>>9735330

what would happen if they started to softly moan and you noticed them starting to get a little moist?
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>>9735311
Oh yeah, speak artistic criticism to me baby
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>>9735312
>giant grow room

For some reason my first thought was of helping Carrot Top in her sun-room/garden-room.
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>>9735114
>>9735176
Seriously, that image has been haunting me forever...
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>>9735330
>pone will never affectionately rub on you
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>>9735369
>>9735328
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>>9735363
Anon can't we just have some nonsexual pony rubbings
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>>9735313
Of course, I would have to play along though.
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>>9735337
gotta make a few bits

It's for your insomnia, too, it's medical of course.
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>>9735330
>>9735363
You guys are gross. Let me read my books in peace.
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>>9735363
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>>9735316
I've never actually made it all the way to a girl's cervix before. Can you actually feel it, or is it just their reaction that lets you know?
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>>9735363
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>>9735394
Can I watch you read?
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>>9735394
You're the one comin onto us Twily
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>>9735382
Well it's natural, that's a sensitive spot and there's a human doing it, it's exciting and new, and taboo.
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>>9735330
>>9735290
tfw I've been scratching my plushie's ears for months now
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>>9735282
>"Celestia, where did you even get that soap?"
>She leans in and nibbles on your ear. You have to fight back a giggle.
>"Mmmm... does it really matter?" She shifts her body again, rubbing the soap into your skin. Lather oozes from the space between your bodies and falls to the floor silently.
>"Would you hold it against me if I told you this wasn't what I had in mind when I said you could wash me?"
>Her tongue darts out, stealing one last lick on your ear, sending shivers down your spine. "No, but I will hold myself against you."
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>>9735401
Really both? You can feel your dick brushing up against it in many cases. Sometimes with a rubber I can only sort of feel the pressure / resistance I meet.
>>
MLPG

What do I do when I can no longer pretend I havent gone full autistic and fallen compleltly in love with a magical talking small horse?
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>>9735172

sent ;)
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>>9735431
Tia

Tia pls
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>ITT a bunch of beta virgins who've never touched a girl talk to each other and fantasize about ponies
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>>9735412
You sick bastard. Watching someone while they read is only just behind reading over someone's shoulder one the Annoying Cunt scale.
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>>9735438
Sudoku
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>>9735438
Autists wouldn't actually be in love with a horse. It's the opposite of what they would do.

You're just pathetic.
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>>9735438
Walk into your local library and hold everyone hostage with your spaghetti
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>>9735438
You have to kill Nathan in single acne combat.
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>>9735455
Okay can I read a book next to her while she reads?
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>>9735431
woah
WOAH
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>all this talk of cuddling ponies
Yeah, I think it's time for me to sleep now.
Good night, MLPG.
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>>9735455
>tfw watching someone read over their shoulder
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>>9735135
>>9735209
>to say nothing of the indescribable pleasure of feeling the mouth of her womb bathed with jizz as you mark that deepest and most private part of her as yours
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>>9735454
I don't think this was ever in debate.
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>tfw I watched Snowdrop for the first time

The sheer amount of feels it invoked trumped the incomprehensible, fan-pandering, poorly-paced mess that was Double Rainboom.

What was MLPG's opinion on it?
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Would MLPG watch the first episode of my favorite television series of all time with me?
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>>9735479
Make sure to finish inside of her, goat train!
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>>9735479
GOODNIGHT LOSER
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How do I become confident and be able to talk to girls without feeling like shit about every aspect of myself
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>>9735454
I've touched a girl before.
also this is bait
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>>9735438
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>>9735454
You mean this whole board, right?
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>>9735493
it's shit
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>>9735438

You keep that private. Then you realize she's not real. But there are others in the world who are like her, but need help. You become their hero.
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>>9735493
It sucked.
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>>9735507
do it a lot
do it often
eventually you'll figure it out
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>>9735493
Its cute but tries too hard being feeled and force use to feel sorry for a blind filly too much.

Its great fora first timer, though.
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>>9735493
Didn't watch/10
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Full autism would be having a Waifu Shrine, wearing her shirt, and carrying around a hug pillow with her on it.
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>>9735493
I thought it was terrible.
Way too try hard on feels.

They admitted to writing a feely script to sell
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>>9735454
yes
dont forget the drinking and depression
>>
http://gilda-replies.tumblr.com/
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>>9735485
I want to claim her bubble-butt
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What am I doing, I said "Goodnight, MLPG." almost an hour ago...
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>>9735493
It was okay.
If you cried you have to leave...
Don't leave...
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>>9735454
What, you mean 4chan?
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>>9735454
False. Every individual here was in contact with a female for at least 8 months
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>>9735500
Wow Top Gear has really gone down hill.

Dand thats saying something!
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>>9735485
My most recent girlfriend HATES getting jizzed in.

It seems weird but I'm considering breaking up with her on that alone. That's like my favorite thing.
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>>9735454
No-uh, I did that awesome thing you are talking about, i'm not lame!
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>>9735530
why does MLPG have so many alcoholics in here
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>>9735521
>do it for 50 years
>still haven't figured it out
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>>9735550
you called?
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>>9735550
I live in a state full of alcoholics so it's hard for me not to be
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>>9735526

Meant to be in response to:
>>9735438
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>>9735542
>HATES getting jizzed in
drop that bitch like a bad habit
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>>9735550

I don't drink at all and I'm 21.
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>>9735479
NO
YOU MUST CONTINUE TO DRAW CUDDLY PONES
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Somebody said something about celestia domination fic

I NEED IT.
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>>9735479
which pony is that?
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>>9735550
I don't drink at all.
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>>9735541
Richard has really become quite feminine as the years have gone on, though, hasn't he?
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>>9735571
oh dear...
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>>9735568
Wisconsin?
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>>9735431
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>>9735571
Does pony know how sexy they are?
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>>9735568

New Jersey?
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>>9735401
You can definitely feel it on the head of your dick. One of my favorite things to do with my ex was to remain hilted and work my pelvic floor muscles to manually twitch, rubbing the opening in my glans against cervix.

Always good to be gentle, though, because even if she likes it, that spot is REALLY sensitive and can quickly become too intense or painful.
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>>9735507
Keep a horse dildo tucked in your skinny jeans at all times. Vaginas will flock to you like so many tropical birds. But mostly pidgeons. Expect tons of pidgeons, too.
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>>9735550
good question
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>>9735571
Princess, please, stop walking at me like that, it's not how a princess walks...
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>>9735550
Well in my case there's a huge family history of alcoholics; Irish, German, and Danish.
Helps* combat depression

*Probably makes it worse
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>>9735571
i would
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How do you get someone to stop saying self-deprecating things?

I understand if you have those thoughts but saying them never helps.
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>>9735595
Bingo.
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>>9735531
what does this have to do with anything

what is this
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>>9735550
You're not an alkie if you haven't DT'd at least once
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>>9735599

No, just like children.
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>>9735599
They are self aware of their adorableness, like Pinkie in TMPP but they probably don't know they are sexy
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>>9735599
Yes.
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>>9735584
Gloomy, the Hiatus pony.
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>>9735599
They know exactly how sexy they are, but pretend that they don't.
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>>9735608
unf
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>>9735452
>"Let's get you cleaned up," she says, squirming around on your back. At first, it tickles a bit, but her motions are like water, and soon you find your eyelids getting heavy.
>"That feels good." Taking a deep breath, you lay your head down on your arms, letting Celestia do her work.
>"Don't fall asleep, there, my dirty little human." She nibbles at the back of your neck, drawing a gasp from your lips. Her tails collects a doth of soap lather and wraps around your leg, cleaning every bend and wrinkle.
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>>9735599
Rarity probably does. Celestia too, maybe.
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>>9735612
>no airlock on there

what are you doing
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>>9735550
Misery loves company.
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>>9735634
why does she kind of look... I dunno, older?
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>>9735639
SHUT UP WESLEY
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>>9735479
what the heck, I thought hiatuspone was supposed to be a big pony
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>>9735574
Why should he? Not all women like to feel messy.
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>>9735656
Because the hiatus is huge.
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>>9735656
It's been a long hiatus.
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>>9735623
>hehe, because children are innoce—
>just one fucking second there mister
>>
If I never watched an episode of Avatar, should I download Korra?
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>>9735618
It's usually something that's been engrained over many many years of being put down consistently or being chronically depressed. Sometimes you can't stop them, that's their personality. I've been trying for a decade now, haven't made any progress.
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TIME TO THROWDOWN
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>>9735647
never had any problems with infection, i just leave the cap unscrewed a little to let co2 out
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>>9735479
I would not mind cuddling or hang out with Hiatu Pony.
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>>9735658
WESLEY
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>>9735550
I don't know, but even if you aren't an alcoholic you can have an unhealthy relationship with it.

MLPG probably falls in the latter camp if at all. Half of us are probably teetotallers who get buzzed on candyfloss and self-hate instead.
>>
Little Strongheart.
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>>9735676
why not watch avatar first?
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>>9735642
>my dirty little human
HARD AS DIAMONDS
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>>9735695
Big Horsecock.