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Old thread: >>9721655

Topic: What new adventures do you think the CMC should go on in season 4?
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An apple adventure.
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Is coke pony for sexual?
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>>9725319
There are things in life that aren't apples.
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>>9725319
Are those at least cinnamon apple?
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>>9725337
*clink*
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>>9725319

How good are Tex-anon's fritters?
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>4chan x will never include a scrolling posts per minute line graph
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>>9725358
U-un
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>>9725367
f
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>>9725201
>>9725313
Taking supplements
Just ask Flitter
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>>9725338
Pineapples?
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Which boop did you get when you loaded the page this time, Anon?
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>>9725338
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>>9725363

I'm still using V2. Is V3 still screwed up?
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>>9725319
What kind of rare, exotic apples will our heroines meet, Tex?
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Are we dick measuring again?
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>>9725319

There are enough of them for quite the adventure
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>>9725381
but which ones? there's like a million of them!
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>>9725396

I didn't know it ever was.
It's working fine for me.
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>>9725326
Once you get enough icons on the desktop they just overflow off the side of the screen and you can't see it anymore

>I didn't realise it'd be counting items within folders
it's not
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>>9725386
I only ever get "EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. BOOP" anymore. I miss the old one
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Oh look, a pink horse.
What was her name again?
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>>9725358
*clink* *clink* *clink* *clink*
*clinkclinkclinkclink*
*clkclkclkclkclkclkcl-GSSSSH*...*Gsssh*... *gsst*...*clink*
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>>9725427
>Game Maker
>Tile Studio
show us
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>>9725409
It's unnatural!
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>>9725427

What is Icepack's desktop like?
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>>9725427
goddamn thats a messy desktop.
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imgur script link please?

I really ought to bookmark that...
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>>9725452
Pinkie Pie
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>>9725386
I get a screaming horse.
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>>9725381
> still asking for the stack

It's pretty good
Also someone wrote it out here in the elder horse
>>9725462
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>>9725382
I heard you were SINammon and apple
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What's with the archive?
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Fluttershy used to be my second favorite pony and Dash used to be my least favorite. Now Fluttershy Fluttershy is my least favorite with Dash slowly rising to fourth best pone rank.

Will Fluttershy ever stop being so uninteresting?
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>>9725504
Sit upright and drink that like a lady with manners
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>>9725495
I also screencapped this for the hell of it.
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>>9725504
no matter how uninteresting FS gets AJ will be uninterestinger
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>>9725458
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>>9725495
I tried eating my own semen and I didn't like it. I don't see the appeal.
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>>9725427
wow, even mine's not as bad as that
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>>9725438
You can disable the ones you don't like
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>>9725504
Right after Applejack does.
Oh, and after Rarity gets an episode.
Or Twilight is interesting and Pinkie is funny again
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>>9725555
>>9725427
>>9725571
we desktops now?
Post your desktop, I wanna see if there's actually any okay looking pone wallpapers being used.
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>>9725539
>No straight hair for maximum edgy.
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>>9725534
> horny goat weed
That I'd be leery of. MANY providers cut it with straight-up sidenfil and LEAD. The former can lead to erectile dysfunction (it changes NO cycles enough to screw it up for anyone who doeesn't already have ED) and the latter is neuro-toxic.
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>>9725571
...How?
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>>9725479
Linkboard.
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>>9725479

pls respond
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>>9725571
how do
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>>9725605
I'm not on the goat weed at all, so I feel like I've dodged a bullet.
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>>9725625
>>9725628

hehe, never mind, thanks!
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>>9725611
Open up your addons or w/e depending on your browser and find the script and then it's source code. Add // in front of the sound file you don't want played.
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>>9725653
There's already a // in front of each of them. Add more?
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>>9725536
AJ episodes are usually entertaining even when they're not exactly about AJ. I'm kind of tired of Fluttershy learning to overcome her shyness. She is really just a one trick pony at this point.
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>>9725700
>KCFO was about overcoming shyness
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>>9725697
She looks fat.
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>>9725737
wow it's like you don't EWTS
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>>9725690
Like this. Ork is disabled in my case.
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>>9725748

PH fat?
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>>9725653
Thanks! I hated the other ones.
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>>9725737
That's just one episode, though.
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Sometimes I like to stay in the old thread and watch the fetishfags do their business as I imagine David Attenborough narrating it.
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>>9725590
What about Rainbow Dash?
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>>9725760
wtf does that mean?
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>>9725751
Thanks breh
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>>9725815
Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
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>>9725794
A bird in the Hoof and Stare Master werent exactly about overcoming shyness. GIYC while shared with Rarara wasnt either
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>>9725815
But fetishfags never stay in the old horse
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>>9725593
Nope, only patrician tier desktops here
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>>9725697
SCRUNCHIER
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>>9725850
You're always in the old horse.
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>>9725815
>Sometimes I like to stay in the old thread and watch the fetishfags do their business
Same here, but Dennis Haysbert is my narrator of choice.
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>>9725817
Rainbow Dash has gotten a lot of positive attention from the midpoint of S2 on
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>>9725817
I couldn't really think of a complaint. She became a more likeable character and actually progressed in her goals.
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>>9725815
Now you need to find a way to make this happen.
And put it on youtube.
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>>9725849
Hurricane Fluttershy wasn't about overcoming shyness, either. Performance anxiety is a separate neurosis.
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>>9725819

you know, phat
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>>9725849
Putting Your Hoof Down was an episode about overcoming Fluttershy.
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>>9725593
http://i.imgur.com/zCohM7e.jpg

Nobody will ever know.
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>>9725593
My wallpaper is just an album cover

>having pony wallpapers
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>>9725914
I would like to come over Fluttershy

Inside a different, better pony.
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>>9725867
Gilbert Gottfried master race.
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>>9725700
>>9725737
>>9725794
>>9725849
I screencaped this a few weeks ago gives a good break down on each Fluttershy's episodes
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>>9725934
>Shooting your load over fluttershy, landing it in the awaiting, spread marelips of your favorite pony

What is this
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>>9725972
I meant, like, we'd be fucking on top of Fluttershy while she weeps and squeaks and stuff
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PONIES!

ATTACK!
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>>9725593
>pony wallpapers
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>>9725888
>>9725849
I guess I'm just tired of Fluttershy's gimmick, then.

I want her to learn something and for it to actually stick. Same with all the ponies, really.
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>>9725996
But the combined fluids dripping onto her are really arousing her.
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>>9725982
>Airborne Dash
Does she wear a red beret?
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> people talking up Pygeum
> no idea how cheap it can be

Just fill your own capsules, jeez.

http://www.ktbotanicals.com/pygeum-bark-prunus-africanus-1lb-wc-p-8382.html
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>>9726009
I want FS to be like in the comics.
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>>9725996
I like my idea better but yours is good too
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>>9726038
Shy?
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>>9726020
Joke's on her, I have AIDS
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>>9726038
Yeah, the comics show that fluttershy can actually be interesting when someone knows how to write her.
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>>9726009
Well Twilight learned something, and no longer has a "gimmick." It's great seeing how calm and collected and in-control she is all the time now
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>>9725952
>Hurricane Fluttershy
>"touch of PTSD"
I'd really just call that section of the episode her having anxiety/anxiety attack.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-FvbivIBkM

It's cute, but what do the lyrics have to do with anything.
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>>9726064
Which is good because the comics aren't canon.
Enjoy your useless pony.
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>>9726038
That would be pretty cool.
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HI HI HI
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>>9726072
Whoever wrote that clearly didn't know what PTSD was, but at least it's related to anxiety.
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>>9725972
You would have to have exceptional aim
>pegasi soaring through the sky, avoiding deadly anti-air protein shots
>a mare gets hit. She bloats instantly and drops from the sky

5 POINTS!
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>>9726097
World's strongest chicken
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TOUCH MY BUTT
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>>9726095
>main comic
>not canon

anon pls
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>>9726108
I would aim for this tricky ace
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>>9726108
>Winnona picks her up out of the bushes triumphantly.
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>>9726097
>Fluttershy Riding the Unbreakable Cock.png
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I wish 4chan x had the option to display spoilered text blocks at 50% opacity, so I could read it without having to highlight/hover and still know it was meant to be spoilered.
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Jay reached $710 for his debt
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You've made a powerful enemy, Anon.
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>>9726133
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>>9726189

What?
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>>9726189
who cares
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>This thread
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>>9726189
When does he take his shirt off and cry?
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>>9726145
You'll have to get her with one of the in-heatseeker powerups
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>>9726197
>blue
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>>9726214
I think you're in the wrong thread mang.
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>>9726189
what?
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>>9726214
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>>9726214

>>>/mlp/
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>>9726197
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>>9726197
She doesn't look very happy.
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>>9726189
Actually its $760 now. But we don't need to discuss it.
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>>9726259
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>>9726189
Why is it so easy to make money in this fandom?
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>>9726279
Because Anon's not rubbing hard enough.
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>>9726279

She's just being tsundere~
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>>9726145

Not a chance anon

Cloud Kicker owns the skies
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>>9726287
>filename

haha, of course.
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>>9726278
Tex pls

Just say it.

"I want to fuck Applejack"
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Do pony see the same colors as we do? Do they see at a different part of the electromagnetic spectrum?
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>>9726295
So is she blue when she's cold, and she warms up to a nice orange?

Does she turn red like big mac if you keep rubbing?
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>Not paying Jay 800 bucks.
>Instead of him drawing something telling him to get a backpack and an action cam.
>Not telling him you want him to go hiking live on the internet.
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>>9726277
We are in /mlp/.
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>>9726263
>Double_Rainboom_facial_animations.gif
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>>9726278
>>9726311
Has Tex every really said more than fifteen or so words in any post?
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>>9726311
I want to blank Applejack,
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>>9726214
You mean the threads based around organized raiding? Good riddance.
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>>9726348
>He wants to a blank applejack

Oh my
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>>9726348
Admitting your addiction is the 1st step Tex. Do we need to have an intervention?
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>>9726363
does that mean he wants a filly AJ?
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>>9726348
unf
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>>9726348
PEDO
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>>9726348
Tex, what if I were to tell you that Applejack didn't really like apples?
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>>9726385
Eeeyup
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>>9726314
>action cam

I kinda want one of those.
It would be fun to go running through the woods/swamp areas around here wearing it.

Or running/climbing over the rocks at the edge of the water.

Also these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTVRfwas7Hk
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>>9726348
>>9726387
just fuck your ponies already
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>>9726428
can I fuck mine?
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>>9726312
Our ponies can only distinguish blue and green, red appears greenish to them.

However, ponies on the show have demonstrated recognition of the same spectrum as humans (Rainbow Dash doesn't have any pink her hair, for instance), so they've actually got better than equine color vision.
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>>9726189
I thought he just needed $300 to get his ticket back
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>>9726348
What is cuddling?
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>>9726445
Did you bring enough ponies for the rest of the class?
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>>9726467
"I want to cuddling Applejack,"
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>>9726476
Could we share ponies?
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>>9726189
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>>9726428
>A Mew and Tex double team
I'd watch it
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>>9726422
>I never asked for this
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>>9726499
>We're just messing around
what are your intentions?
what exactly are you doing?
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>>9726499
fuck off already
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>>9726422
those look so fun
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>>9726499
Why are you still here?
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>>9726499
Why are you even here
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>>9726518
>totally lost in the moment, they kiss
>Lyra and Applejack watch in awe
*squelch*
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>>9726385
Would you your favorite pony even if they were still a filly?
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>>9726348
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>>9726490
No condoms
No homo
Double vag creampie only
Final Impregnation
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>>9726559
God that's a cheap shoop.
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>>9726539

hahahahaha, I want to see an episode with her using those...
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>>9726559
seems legit
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>>9726428
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>>9726539
>Nothing is safe.
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>>9726559
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>>9726585
>>9726587
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>>9726457
he needed 0 because he still got credit for his ticket with the airline
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>>9726197
>not orange
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>>9726565
> final impregnation
M-muh imprengation fetish niggah?
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Why aren't you dancing?
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Crippleorphan episode confirmed
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>>9726614
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>>9726688

This is old news.
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>>9726688
UP HIGH

DOWN LOW

TOO FUCKING SLOW
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>>9726682
I hate dancing because I'm not good at it.
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>>9726682
Because I'm fat.
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>>9726688
I already laughed and felt bad about this
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>>9726682
I am too busy sitting to dance.
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>>9726660
so you're trying to go to other website, posting random shit, watching random shit, for fun?
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>>9726631
>>9726197
now all we need is a pinkie one
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>>9726668
Who is your favorite pony to impregnate?
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>>9726682
i like it when GG does cute things
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>>9726704
haha wow
that was a long time ago
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>>9726682
who said im not
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>>9726682
Dancing is forbidden.
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>>9726735
gg always does cute things

well except sometimes he does gorey things
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>>9726682
because dancing is only fun if you're good looking.
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>>9726688
>new scoots ep confirmed
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>>9726682
I was kind of surprised to see GG liked The Velvet Underground.
I have to take back every bad thing I said about his taste in music
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>>9726753
master shake pls
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>>9726759
Or drunk
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>>9726713
They'll teach you
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>>9726753

Master Shake Pls
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>>9726753
shake pls
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>>9726750
She's such a good dancer. Just one of the reasons I married her.
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>>9726682
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>>9726750
I want to go back in time and fix whatever it is that caused that fucked up camera cut.

Bugs the shit out of me every single damn time I see it.
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>>9726805
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>>9726783
>>9726795
>>9726767
hue
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>>9726782

DANCE LIKE THERE'S A NEW EPISODE TOMORROW
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>>9726797
To bad she's already married to that other guy
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>>9725319
This has to be THE cutest gif. My god.
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>>9726727
Yes for fun. We are not trying to be hackers or anything. And we are not trying to post like every two seconds or anything. And we are not trying to piss anybody off. It's just for fun
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>>9726682
Because the company I work for was voted worst company in America :(
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>>9726840
Oh Christ, I was wondering why BaB gave Pinkie that necklace.
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>>9726854
disagreement
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>>9726854
i dont see it. i mean its cute but nothing special.
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>>9726846
>that gif
>that filename
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>>9726866
>We are not trying to be hackers or anything.
Holy shit, is that even English, lad?
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>>9726846
TEACH ME HOW TO TWERK
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>>9726901
Well okay this is one of my faves too, but something about AJ just makes me so happy.
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>>9726866
so how is this "/mlp/ vs. the internet"?
I'm not seeing it
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>>9726854
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>>9726901
I wish there were more Speedycloudfags contributors
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omg this has to be the best thing evr
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>>9726782
Step back, I got this.
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>>9726854
Nah, man.
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>>9726952
It's her apples
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>>9726901
i do as well but you are getting closer
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>>9726866
>Shitposting is fun
Kill yourself immediately you fucker.
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>>9726960
there's like 4 right?
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>>9726932
I'm posted that but I'm kind of rushed at the moment
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>>9726901
There's got to be an edit of this where another pony sticks her face out behind Dash's when the covers come up, right?
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>>9726955
It never was called that, he's mistaking it for "/mlp/ annoys the internet", which isn't anything new or special really
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>>9726901
I notice that MLPG has been more positive towards Dash recently. I like it.
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>>9726955
That guy didn't come up with the title. It was kinda inaccurate
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>>9727009
>So I just tried to make a new /mlp/ vs the Internet thread and then someone posted a picture of Gary oak and then the thread got deleted. So please, if someone can do It more professionally it would be appreciated If you would make a new thread
that was the first post
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>>9726986
More like just 3. And only one of them is a regular contributor. Unlike the 394 ones that like Applejack or Pinkie
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Ah MLPG, you help keep me sane.

If it wasnt for you, I don't know what I'd do!
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>tfw 4chan X 3.0
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>>9726105
I don't know if you'd call it PTSD, but from Putting Your Hoof Down and Hurricane Fluttershy, it's pretty obvious Fluttershy has some serious mental baggage she's carrying around. That sort of behavior is pretty indicative of some form of emotional abuse in her childhood.
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>>9727023
Superior Dash reporting in wearing a totally sweet gorilla Lord Zedd costume
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>>9727023
She is still a cunt though
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http://www.deviantart.com/art/DTA-Twins-entry-364572561
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>>9727023
She's a fucking bitch.

Emphasis on the fucking.
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B-but there's no more cream, Pinkie! You ate it all!
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>>9726986
According to that list going around, 3
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>>9726105
>>9727042
I find PTSD fun
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>>9726982
>tfw no qt scootie π
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>>9727059
>>9727059
she really isnt and kinda never was
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>>9727034
... ok?
it still stands that the first thread of its kind was just an unconformed raid of the internet
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>>9727023
what a ᵖᵒᵗᵃᵗᵒ
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>>9726981
I wonder if we can go through a single thread without someone saying "apples"
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>>9727087

λέλ
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>>9727092
Do you even DYEWTS?
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Axle Jack
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>>9727042
And I'm saying as someone who suffers from anxiety that in those cases Fluttershy shows many of the symptoms. It's not "oh she was horribly traumatized" it's more like overthinking every action you do and regretting them all the time.
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>>9727071
You can BUY love

Believe me, I tried! They were completely out of stock of Pinkie!
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>>9727034
A lot of people just called it that, it fails to accurately describe what we are doing
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>>9727116
I don't like her either, but that was uncalled for.
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>>9725852
tg/10
can I have the actual picture, without all the icons and such?
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>>9727121
do you?
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>>9727042
So she's reenacting something she saw her parents do?
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>>9727087
>scootaloo is a petite version of babs
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>>9727116
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>>9727023
its because she was best pone of season 3 by a landslide
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>>9727107
I don't like them either, but that was uncalled for.

>SEriously, those comics are being made by little children. Don't worry about them.
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>LMJ's donation drive is at $760
Can't we report this to Hasbro?
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>>9727130
Hackle Jack
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>>9727132
Yeah, I have anxiety as well, Fluttershy is very relatable
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>>9727130
i like Applejaxe better
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MLPG please help. I was trying to come up with a waifu harem with /co/ but they all got upset and mean because of Pinkie. Can you help me fill in the missing piece?
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>>9727185
Again

No one cares. Save it for the day threads you shitposter
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>>9727162
>Babs is a chubby version of Scootaloo
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>>9726682
I danced once.
It was a at a friend's birthday party and I was drunk as fuck.
Someone made videos.
I swore to never dance again.
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>>9727104
>>9727139
then why post about it?
what do you want >us to do?
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>>9727185
I stopped caring. You should too.
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>>9727209
>more then one waifu

get out
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>>9727209
>pinkie is best waifu
that's where the opinions begin and the help ends
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>>9727185
We can probably report it to whatever site the donation drive is on

if it goes agaisnt their rules, hes out
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>>9727193
>>9727132
Pretty much
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Any drawing requests?

I'm feeling 'pagasussy'
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>>9727209
You are just as bad as the dumbasses that still make those "Arise Chickun" threads
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>>9727265
draw a unicorn
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>>9727265
Rainbow Dash and the volcano
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>>9727265
Dash wresting fluttershy and beating her
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>>9727265
Little coltsin pretty dressesmaking out
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>>9727265
Pegasus with absurdly sized wings
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>>9727265
Rainbow Dash hugging fluttershy non-sexually
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>>9727240
when i posted >>9727009
i was saying that the thread was stupid
you're just overly butthurt now
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>>9727271
You reminded me of that episode of ATHF and made me smile
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>>9727265
Rainbow Dash dodging bolts of rainbow light that are being shot at her by Lavann.
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>>9727265
Scootaloo finally hits wing puberty but one of them starts growing before the other one so for a while she has one baby wing and one adult wing and she flies all weird.

Uh...draw that.
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>>9727265
Lightning Dust plotting her revenge
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>>9727071
who is this?
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>>9727265
Man, I read "pegapussy"
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>>9727265
Babs having a nightmare.
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>>9727209
>Waifu harem
why do you people exist
good choice in pone waifu though
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>>9727259

Lets trick his flowers into donating to the sub.
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>>9727265
Anon getting a double wing hug from two pegasai of your choosing.
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>>9727265
Scootaloo's post-puberty wings.

They're like three times her size.
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>>9727265

Draw this guy and libman pone being cute.
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>>9727265
draw a pegasus ______________________________________________________________________
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>>9727317
>Lightning Dust plotting her revenge


Sounds like a real ass of a plan!
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>>9727042
Her disposition in general makes that obvious, HCFS just confirms it. She was awkwardly tall as a filly and didn't pick up flight as easily as her peers on top of that so she was bullied and outcast. This lead to her being extremely unconfident and self-conscious, to where now she only feels truly comfortable around her non-pony animal friends.

What I find strange is the lack of mention of parents of hers of any kind. You'd think parents would be an important element when you're dealing with bullying, since they're among the first people you confide in under that abuse.
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>>9727341

And she still cant fly.
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>>9727306
>you're just overly butthurt now
I'm just confused
the first guy wanted help
I thought that because you knew about it you wanted help to
but I see that I was wrong
soooooooooooooo
what do YOU want?
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>>9727350
Clean up your act
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>Babs convinces Scootaloo to do DT and SS' clapping thing with her, "just for fun"
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>>9727196
Quiet you...you bootaloo!
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>>9727374
a new graphics card
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>>9727209
> Amalia
> not Yugo
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>>9727286
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>>9727355
Parents mean less then diddly on this show. The only ones of the mane 6 that have any sort of role are Rarity's, and thats only when Sweetie is involved
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>>9727405
buy one you scrub
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>>9727389
the only thing i boot is my OS.
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>>9727419
I miss /that/ old Corwin...
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>>9727355
>telling your parents anything
>ever
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>>9727428

Depends on what you consider Granny Smith to be.
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>>9727320
>Those ears
Probably NoHooves
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>>9727428
>tfw Rarity's mom never got any good art or porn

Did you see her ass? She was made for porn.
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>>9727448
Just you wait...
The shoe will be on the other hoof!
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>>9727460
>not getting your dad to beat up/tell off a bully

anon pls
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>>9727419
>>9727419
>>9727419

no need to wonder about this boner
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>>9727454
He drew a pretty cute Pinkie the other day
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>>9727454
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>>9727386
>Babs is convinced they keep getting the sugar lump rump part wrong
>they go through it over and over again
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>>9727366
She gives the best flaps, though.
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Did you know that you're a BUM
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>>9727489
>not having your dad call you a pussy for approaching him for that sort of thing
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A question for a sub admin or anybody who knows the answer. What's the character limit for the comment field? I'm specifically talking about /q/, but I don't know if it has a larger limit than the other boards.
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>>9727497
>you will never feel the heat lines coming off of a pony's ass
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>>9727464
An old pony
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>>9727530
no limit
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>>9727209
>those waifus

some good, some pleb
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>>9727527
>dad calling their young child a pussy

You must have had a terrible father
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>>9727501
>filename
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>>9727489
I don't have a dad
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>>9727551
wow what poor taste
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>>9727480
Hops did it well
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>>9727501
He's branching out, trying to improve. I can respect that. But I fucking hate clowns
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>>9727355
In my head-canon, Fluttershy's parents were pretty useless. I picture her father as being a gruff old pegasus soldier who had no patience with weak fliers, and her mother as being in total denial about the bullying she was undergoing at school. Fluttershy hates her parents, but can't admit it, even to herself.
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>>9727331
Not him, but I think it's probably more appropriate to think of these as a collage of favorite female characters with waifu in the middle.
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>>9727556
ahaha how disgusting
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>>9727574
>Spiderman
>"Aww come on what the hell, how'd these bitches make it"
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>>9727585
>In my head-canon, Fluttershy's parents were pretty useless
stopped reading right there
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Shit, I'm not gonna be able to draw for a few more hours, I'll try my new charcoal out though.
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>>9727510
Her wings get her all the colts. They just want to get enfolded in them so bad.

She even made one of them faint just by showing her wings off and whispering into their ear "You intimidated by my large wingspan, bro?"
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Fuck this het earth
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STREAM
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>>9727608
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>>9727608
>>9727621
Big Mac is judging you, Nobody.
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>>9727574
>Jack
>Waifu
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>>9727574

>telling people they have poor taste when you post that shit

Anon pls, almost everything about your list is objectively wrong
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>>9727608
>red brontosaurus with hair
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>>9727544
Yes there is. I get the "comment is too long"
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>>9727596
this is acceptable
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>>9727633
I'll stream later. As long as you cats show up, then everything's gonna be square.
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>>9727627
>caring about boobs then about the lives of others
the human species, everyone
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>>9727608
I feel like this was cropped from something. Something explicit.
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>Hanging out with Pinkie Pie.
>Stomach starts growling. Too lazy to make anything, so decide to order out
>"Hey Pinkie, I'm ordering pizza. What do you want on it?"
>Pinkie freezes suddenly and very very slowly swivels her head to face you.
>A terribly creepy smile stretches across her face
>"Pinkie? Pinkie please....you're scaring me! Stop!"
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>>9727576
Why is Hops the only person with taste?
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>>9727653
Except Fluttershy, right?
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>>9727664
you're doing it wrong
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>>9727551

>the squirrel from SITS
>Fay
>Asuka

Nigga what you doin
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How would you help Harshwhinny unwind after a long day?
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>>9727627
so are you gonna post the boobs or not?
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>having a list of waifus
what a bunch of people with changing tastes
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>>9727676
The news industry arent people

They're like the entertainment industry, only sleazier
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>>9727707
Hoof massage

Sexually
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>>9727698

I was gonna say the space milf
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>>9727664
I always read it in her voice
CT is a cute pony
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>>9727707
ditch her for chickenbutt
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>>9727530
>>9727544
>>9727664

There is a 3600 character limit, at least that is what it is configured for. Hopefully nothing is wrong.
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>>9727714
>Changing waifus

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS FAGGOTS
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>>9727682
and then? AND THEN?!
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>>9727707
>human bra on pony
This is strangely arousing.
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>>9726631

fixed some more!
also removed a bunch of repeating frames and adjusted their rate accordingly.
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>>9727707
a good HOT DICKING
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>>9727707
I know what MLPG would want her to do for them after a long day.

They'd want her to really harsh their weenie!
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>>9727750
it does if you get a Divorusu
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>>9727707
Hoof massage and hooficure.
Maybe draw her a nice hot bath and cook her favorite meal.
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>That entire last horse

That sure was

something
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>>9726177
>I wish 4chan x had the option to display spoilered text blocks at 50% opacity, so I could read it without having to highlight/hover and still know it was meant to be spoilered.
How's this? Pulled the unspoiler code wholesale out of subby's cap helper script; it basically makes spoilers look like they're permanently moused-over.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/164649

I have very little idea what I'm doing when it comes to scripts, so while it seems like it's working I can't actually promise it's not broken in some way I've yet to pick up on.
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>>9727753
The pizza guy comes to the door, carrying a pizza covered in chocolate, fruit and candy. Anon pays him a lot of money. Pinkie is happy. The end
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>>9727753
>I WANT PIZZA HUT'S NEW MIND-BLOWING ORGASM PIZZA WITH EXTRA SAUCE!
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>>9727707
>run hot bath
>fill with salts
>bring her a glass of wine while she's bathing
>leave lingerie hanging on bed for when she gets out, i'll be waiting downstairs
>GEE, I WONDER WHAT COULD HAPPEN?
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>>9727769
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>>9727574
What is it with people waifuing the worst romance options in mass effect?
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>>9727769
I don't get it
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>>9727606
Hey, it's a reasonable fan-theory. I think it pretty much explains her behavior, and I'm sticking to it until we get a canon explanation.
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>>9727765
Why is she getting upset?
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>>9727786
What was happening there?
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>>9727681
It's not... explicit.
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I believe now is an appropriate time to post waifus.
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>>9727574
Who's that?
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>LMJ drama
that's pretty funny.
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>>9727840
Sweetie Belle sex for a while and a lot of people not ignoring it.

Also ponies and apples and art and SMT.
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>>9727802

It works great!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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>>9727862
I don't have a waifu
but I do like these ponies
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>>9727859
Its questionable at least
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>>9727882
Fluttershy
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>>9727862
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>>9727810
A rousing game of Scrabble, followed by a thanks from her for coming over?

Then you go home for the night, glad you could help a friend?
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>>9727882
BROOOOOOOOOOOOWN
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>>9727862
You've already posted my waifu.
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>>9727448
Shut up.
Bootaloo.
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>>9727862
Twifags, assemble!
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>>9727691
>>9727576
>>9727480
Her name is Pearl apparently.
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>>9727887
what now?
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>>9727887
what's happening?
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>>9727839

You moved your hand away from her fun parts.
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>>9727902
It is nice how well these two get along

One so fancy shamncy, trying to be nice and proper. The other happy go luck, make a mess out of everything but make it fun
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>>9727905
It's just beefcake.
Also ridiculously silly in its awfulness.
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>>9727862
alright
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>>9727930
>>9727934
Anon is trying to stir up shit again do not respond
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>>9727862
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>>9727923
thats a good pony you got there
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>>9727905
Yeah.

The question being "Why the hell did anyone draw this?!"
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>>9727914
it depends, if by "rousing" you mean arousing and by "Scrabble" you mean rape role play-
Then yes.
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>>9727966

Why is her horn a choad?
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>>9727468
lotte is cutest but not the most interesting

sorta like fluttershy
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>>9727926
Mustn't...make....necklace joke...
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>>9727965
but what's happening?
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>>9727923
>>9727966
>>9727967
Where'd you get all the pictures of my wife?
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>>9727926
She's a cutie
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>>9727919
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>>9727981
welp
hello boner
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>>9726734
> favorite pony to impregnate
Likely Pinkie. "Yes yes yes yes make me a mare, make me a mommy, make me YOURS yes yes yes sticky sweet inside me yes yes YES"
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>>9727957
>Also ridiculously silly in its awfulness.
Agreed
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>>9727978
It's not the size of the horn that matters, it's how you use it
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>>9727984
I hope this doesn't become a running thing, if it hasn't already
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>New deep voiced boop updater

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT
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>>9727862
You have good taste in waifus.
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>>9727984
from a camera
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>>9727996
I do not understand...
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>>9727983
He's making money by doing what he loves and anon is jealous again.
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>>9728019
did you get "boop~" or "BWWP"?
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>>9727996

>nerd_shit.png
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>>9727984
I have many images my friend.
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what pone should i make this pone be?
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>>9727926
Pearl?
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>>9728038
>He's making money by doing what he loves
well at least he's happy
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>>9728038
No, I'm just amused by the fact that he managed to fuck up and waste $1000 on a cancelled flight.

At least he gets the Southwest Airlines credit, I guess.
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>>9728041
It sounds like Morgan Freeman.

>Hah hah hah, boop.
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>>9728006
I like Octavia myself. Probably a lot quieter, just a hard, hot intense stare and gritted teeth that silently orders you to cum inside her or else.
Earth mares do it best.
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>>9727741
Thank you.
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>>9728017
>I hope this doesn't become a running thing, if it hasn't already
>if it hasn't already
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>>9728069
PRINCESS RUMBLE
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>>9728069

snails
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>>9726284
If there's a Hell, I'm going there for sure.
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>>9727346
Does he even have a name?
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>>9727992
>bump bump bump bump bump bump
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>>9728083
> silently orders you to cum inside
Nope, nope, I'm a bull, not a beta bare-bottom bitch.

Sounds like it's your thing though, so I won't knock it too hard.
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>>9728019
That's my voice, if that's what you're asking. We had a femanon come in and start whoring herself out for us so I did one as well.
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>>9728069
worst pony
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>>9728017
He's been married to Twilight Sparkle for years. You're far too late.
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>>9728117
its Milky Way
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>>9728079
>At least he gets the Southwest Airlines credit, I guess.
good for him
>an airline will never give you credit for a mistake you made
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>>9728105
> linking back the holy grail
Why?
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>Do something productive or at least entertaining
>Stay here all night. Again

Decisions, decisions
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>>9728139
>>Stay here all night. Again
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>>9728121
Awwww, if we were doing boop auditions I would have tried
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>>9728139
I did the same thing last night.

Get away while you still can.
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>>9727735
cutest background pone and best derpy ship
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>>9728096
What an odd suggestion!
>>9728098
>>9728123
Seems like a doublevote.
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>>9728139
Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?
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>>9728139
its a decision i have to make every night
i always choose poorly
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>>9728139
Break your chains and run from this place
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>>9728139
SHH JUST STAY
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>>9727887
His donation page got taken down.
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>>9728105
>second or third time my artwork is used for sextext

Guys, please and thank you
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>>9728201
>implying you're gonna break your rusty cage
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>>9728201

Run boy run! This world is not made for you
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>>9728139
The simple fact that you are still here and posted that proves that you already made the wrong choice.
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>>9728212
man, what a bunch of dicks
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>>9728212
Did it?
HAHAHAHA
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>tfw you read posts like an overenthusiastic father reading his children a bedtime story
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>>9728215
Well, until something good gets drawn, it's the best we have.
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>>9728212
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what if there was a Marker Stallion?
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>>9728169
>>9728201
>>9728203

MLPG I feel like you are giving me mixed signals sometimes
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>>9728241
A+
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>>9728215
You have no one to blame but yourself

pls do moar
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>>9728229
>not Gilbert Gottfried or Morgan Freeman
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>>9728215
it's not my fault you draw some sexy humans
please draw more sexy humans
please
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>>9728246
Scootanon, why do you keep living in 2005?
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>>9728203
N-not again!
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>new (You) indicator

Neat, now I can breeze through all your shitty posts and get to the good ones that concern ME.
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>>9728267
>Not George Bush.
>He gits that smile every time he reads a longer post.
>Because he read all those words right.
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>>9728268
That Babs and Silver Spoon series, oh my god

My dick bursts every time someone draws big above-average-weight and chubby girls well
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>>9728283
I never thought I'd see hypnotism fetishists on here
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>>9728278
>Remove eyelashes.
>"She's totally a male now!"
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>>9728302
babs and silver spoon series?
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>>9728278
>Still no MarkeritaxMarko art

What am I even doing right now this must be done.
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>>9728292
I just wrote this to waste your time, faggot.
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>>9728105
Thanks mate.
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>>9728302
thick girls should always have a slimmer sidekick
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>>9728326
Marko is gay that's why
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>>9728212
wow
he doesn't care
where does his optimism come from?
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>>9728278
eh... i imagined him more muscly or something, that looks like a stallion on mare hormones, besides how many images exist of markerino?
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>>9728314
Do you need to see his penis or something?
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>>9728134
That's a shit name.

His CM?
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>>9728278
>>9728354
Why are MT's males so feminine?
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>>9728346
>He doesn't care.
I call bullshit.
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>>9728352
some boys are just small
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>>9728341
I will admit it's nice to see a younger girl getting it on with one more zaftig.

It's like seeing a jigsaw puzzle or a key fitting so neatly into a lock.

Mmm.
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>>9728312
I never thought I'd write clop

yet here we are /mlp/... here we are...
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>>9728354
He looks like Wolf Nanaki
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>>9728178
anon pls

they're just friends
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>>9728346
He will get the money through paypal most likely anyway. There was someone who pledged $500
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>>9728376
that pone is pink
what you expect
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>>9728341
I wish he'd draw more Scoots
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>>9728354
No.
>>9728376
This.

Look at the first image, the snout is obviously a mares snout.
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>>9728376
Because he knows his audience

And further knows we'd totally give feminine boys the dick
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>Jay reached $800 for his debt
>site shuts the fundraiser down
>"you cannot offer adult content in your fundraiser"
>donators are refunded

MY GOD DAMN SIDES
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>>9728312
What? We fucking love that shit here man

We need more fluttershy hypno
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>>9728395
second
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>>9728399
>he
>his
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>>9728407
hahahahahaha

HAHHAAHHA
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>>9728292

What I think I like most about it is that even if you comment on something late, the chances it will still be seen and replied to by that person are much higher.
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>>9728326
Make it cute pls.
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>>9728312
They've been here a while. A few night threads have even collapsed into hypnofetish discussions
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>>9728325
please respond
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>>9728354
Well, they don't call him Marker for his horn!
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>>9728420
Sorry, I should know better. My university kicks us every time we neglect to use "they" and "their" - gender-neutral pronouns avoid some of the messy "WHAT, ONLY MEN CAN DO THINGS?" problem.
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>>9728407
>His debt
Can you call a bitchfit a debt?

Also, hashtag real, hashtag talk: What will Jay even offer if badly drawn balloon tits porn isn't allowed?
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hey cmon, how fucking boyish are you expecting a pink stallion to look?
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>>9728456
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>>9728445
I have a fetish for dominating Trixie and putting her in her place
I know I'm not the only one
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>>9728403
I can lie about shit too.

Also enjoy the ban. Sorry.
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>>9728470
>>9728456

sa pls
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>>9728407
>only thing he does is badly drawn porn
>doesn't read the site's guidelines and ToS

Doesn't he have a Paypal account? I'm pretty sure he can just accept donations there.
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>>9728446
The fat human with the gag tits he calls Babs and the other fat human with gag tits and glasses he calls Silver Spoon.
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>>9728462

Like this?
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>>9728456
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>>9728456
>>9728470
sa why
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>>9728488
Not if it gets reported.
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>>9728458
MT is a girl doofus.

>>9728376
I think it's because she's a nerdy girl, which means she's obligated to have a bishounen fetish.
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>>9728417
Too easy. It's more interesting if the pony starts out rebellious and eventually gives in.

Like Rainbow Dash being made girly
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>>9728459
Hey Sang! Long time no see

How you been?
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>>9728488
It would be harder to come up with and front outlandish lies for why he needs more money this time.
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>>9728459
Shouldn't you be talking about force feeding Rarity or something?
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I wish somebody would stram a movie.
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>>9728488
>Accepts donations through Paypal.
>They freeze his account for 'scamming'
>Keep the money.
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Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
NOW I'M ANGRY!
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>>9728459
nothing, because as a shitty artist overspecializing in bad anatmoy, he cannot go out of his balloon tits porn confort zone
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>>9728492
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>>9728446
>>9728489
from someone who doesn't have a stick up his ass, please?
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>tfw you will never a pony's lips wrapped around your cockhead suckling like a calf at the teat, catching each spurt of thick seed exploding into her hungry maw as she drains you dry, gazing up at you with an innocent look in her eyes
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>>9728446
This for babs likely.

Don't know about any SS ones though i think it has to do with that pic AA did.
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>>9728487
>>9728505

>sa

I got the glomp one from da.
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>>9728512
Fluttershy can put up a struggle.
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>>9728510
> MT is a girl
Yeah, I reckoned that. I meant "I walked into that one."
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>>9728512
>Like Rainbow Dash being made girly

...So every time she visits Rarity...and she puts on those dresses...she is actually...
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>>9728532
FUCKING FETISH PANDERING
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Holy goddamn fuck, it's just hit me so hard. Why do I come here?
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>>9728542
>>9728551
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>>9728551
Neat.
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>>9728552
I got mine from 4chan.org
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>>9728563
>>9728512
Fuck man, I still have that story concept on my mind yet I can't for my life write it.
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>>9728407
I really shouldn't laugh at other peoples misery but god damn lol.
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How can apple do this so fast?

Hell if I knew.
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>>9728569
Ponies?
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>>9728488
>>9728521
Paypal can freeze your account for any reason,they reserve the right to freeze your account and hold the funds indefinitely
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>>9728555
Fluttershy can stare into your fucking soul.
Fuck hypnotism, she won't give you the liberty to struggle.
You will shit your pants and do what she tells you to do.
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>>9728490
I would suck off a Pinkie Guy.
No homo.
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>>9728596
>mlpg
>ponies
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>>9728563
Nothing gets me harder than Dash being girly.
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>>9728566
Because you don't know what else to do.
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>>9728339
any time
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>>9728592
why is pony on the snow?

Isnt she cold?
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>>9728595
That's pretty cool looking though
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>>9728542
he gave you an accurate answer, what's the matter
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>>9728595
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>>9728596
But there's going to be-
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>>9728595
He removed the parts of his personality that made him a bearable person and exchanged them for more art skills

Never do that, please
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>>9728635
Anon told her she was hot.
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>>9728555
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>>9728609
Paypal is like, Hasbro with money.
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>>9728595
>reference
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>>9728667
it's not finished yet
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>>9728595
Apple quit forever and deleted everything he ever did, that can't be Apple.
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>>9728592
I'll laugh until my sides split, but I groan that the fandom naively bails every tom-dick-and-horsefucker out whenever they fail on their own.

This is the same thing that happened in the convention a couple months back: People need to grow up and be adults with their money. Stop funding every two bit dollar tree scam artist that comes along without an iota of proof that what they're selling is legitimate- and PLEASE stop bailing them out when their inevitable lies, immaturity, and relative undesirability cause them to fail.

It's like we're killing the entire point of natural selection here.

[/end soapbox]
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>>9728595
>u wana fookin ave a go m8?
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>>9728470
RIP in piece MSN messenger, at least microshit won't ruin you anymore and you'll finally have peace.

everything microsoft did to messenger past the 8.5 version has been a load of shit over another load of shit.
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>>9728563
Even when they're together with friends at the boutique, Rarity spends a little extra time fitting Rainbow Dash.

You have to watch carefully to catch it, but when Rarity leans over and whispers into Dash's ear, her eyes will glaze over and she'll have the strangest smile.

Almost vacant, really...
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>>9728592
He cancelled his flight to bronycon because his application for a vendors table wasn't accepted, didn't get refunded by the airline for his cancelled flight, went on a rant about how he didn't want to go to the con anyways but then started a fundraiser to get him there because of his own stupidity.

Pretty sure that's alright to laugh at.
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>>9728672
I know.
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>>9728480
>Also enjoy the ban. Sorry.
huh?
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>>9728417
I saw some hypno-orgasm videos and got all excited before I realized hypnotism is almost always fake and the person on stage is a plant that follow the hypnotist around
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>>9728407
what a bunch of dicks

whoever reported him is worse than LMJ himself
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>>9728620
>Get Dash drunk.
>Expecting a drunk tomboy who is willing to experiment because 'fuck it!'
>Get an ultra girly Dash who thinks you are like, the coolest guy ever!
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>>9728692
Those are deviantART emoticons
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>>9728676
Dunno if you know, but we cracked the last RenneQuest password
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>>9728637
woah
haven't seen this one before
unf. is there more?
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>>9728714
Natural selection doing its job, anon.
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>>9728711

>is almost always fake

Just like incest porn. ;_;
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>>9728700
He actually got the money refunded to him, in flight credit.
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>>9728676
>the entire point of natural selection

You're still here, which proves it's dead.
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>>9728676
I would extort the fuck out of people if I had a bunch of gullible fans, it looks so fucking easy.
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>>9728620
>>9728698
m-muh dick
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>>9728637
>boob wraps

Why hello there boner.
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>>9728765

lel
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>>9728711
It's not always fake. Sometimes the consequences can be terrifying, if done wrong

For instance:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/hypnotist-unable-break-students-trance-school-performance-awry-article-1.1098514
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>>9728734
humans being assholes, anon
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>>9728721
sorry they just reminded me of MSN dying
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>>9728737
Yes, and he's asking for the extra money from people to buy back a ticket he already had because he had a hissy fit about Bcon not wanting him selling his shitty anthro bimbo balloon horses.
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>tfw RD without her wings.
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>>9728699
>likr
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>>9728737
>In flight credit.
So, it's double useless?
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>>9728676
if it were some sort of scam, you'd have a point
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>>9728595
Is she okay?
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>>9728676
Sang, if anything, being able to extort money out of fools only backs up the point of natural selection. You're just unhappy with the ones it's selecting.
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>>9728802
Is she okay?
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>>9728744
You used to be so nice, Anon. What happened?
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>>9728802
Yes?
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>>9728676
People were helping out those who suddenly owed an exorbant amount of money that should have been payed by the convention itself.
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>>9728720
>Conversely when Fluttershy gets drunk she turns into a confident and aggressive asshole
>you decide it's fun to watch the dominance switch when they drink together
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>>9728802
>not Rainbow Dash getting run over by a car.jpg /spoiled
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>>9728720
Getting her drunk turns her into a bimbo?
how long until she sobers up?
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>>9728711
half my senior class must have been sleeper agents then
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>>9728705
Linking livestreams is ban material.
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>>9728802
>Let's just take an already popular gif/image and ponify it.avi
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>>9728720
>she ask you to apply her makeup
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>>9728802
Sh-she'll be okay, right?

Right?
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>>9728849
> implying alcohol wouldn't loosen her up
> quite literally
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>>9728869
>>
Southern butts
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>>9728866

>bait
not even worth the captcha
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>>9728844
>>9728720
>alt personality drunk pones

Noice.
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>>9728863
what kind of dogmatic prick cares about enforcing an arbitrary rule like that?
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>>9728883
Fried apples
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Would you?
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>>9728883
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>>9728890
The same kind of guy who doesn't care about enforcing the global rule about quality posts.
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>>9728883
unf
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>>9728890
>He asks in MLPG.
>Where the mods and janitors roam.
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>>9728772
True, but it requires the participant to be extremely susceptible to trance induction, otherwise the CIA would be going around hypnotizing people like mad, they studied hypnotism under MKULTRA in the 60s, they also spiked a cigarette with THC to get a mafia member to talk, and he did.
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>>9728900
Why are those oreos blue
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>>9728312
We've been around for ages, it just rarely comes up as flavour of the day Plus I don't really like bringing up fetishes unless it's already in full swing
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>>9728851
My senior class had a hypnotist put on a show at the our end-of-the-year event. Some people I knew pretty well ended up as volunteers.

I actually found it all too disturbing and left.
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>>9725387

Did you make more gifs?
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>>9728885
I'm only half joking but you know how it is
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>>9728912
>no eyelashes

HELL NO I'M NOT A FAG
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>>9728921
OBJECTION!

I've seen southern butts. That's not a southern butt. That's a MID-ATLANTIC BUTT.
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>>9728920
>enforcing the global rule about quality posts
smells like ponychan to me
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>>9728927
>he asked on MLPG
>trapped inside /mlp/
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>>9728912
Whose bottom?
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>>9728883
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>>9728802
Comics!
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>>9728912
PLAY LASER TAG WITH
HELL YEAH
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>>9728912
fuck yes, he better be wearing that cute apron
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>>9728931
then what's THE POINT?
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>>9728833
You visited Jessy in person, therefore we hate you now.
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>>9728954
>whose
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>>9728959
when am I supposed to laugh
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>>9728952
They told moot they would work for free.
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>>9726347

He's a man of few words.
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>dead horse 404s
FUCK
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>jessy's butt
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>>9728772
>>9728851
Hypnotism only works if you want it to. "Resisting" is incredibly easy. It's real, to an extent, that you simply let it trick your mind into believing what you want to.

A few months ago /mlp/ had hypnotism threads with sound files you could listen to while you sleep for each of the mane 6. When you woke up you were supposed to have their personality and you should see yourself as a pony after multiple attempts. It's creepy shit. I tried it as a personal experiment the only one they had at the time was a fluttershy one and I fell asleep for maybe 3 hours. When I woke up I stumbled around on all fours before I realized I didn't actually have hooves or wings. Never dabbled any deeper into it.
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>>9728912
I'd hug it.
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>>9728928
In a criminal justice class, we had to read up on an instance where police brought in a hypnotist to put a suspect under and make him confess
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CUTE PONIES
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So is mlpg anything more than
>post lewd
>get unf as reply
and
>so what's [insert artist here] up to?
at this point?
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>>9728958
I would spank that rear until it's turned rosy red
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>>9728968
>panke will never aggressively chicken dance towards you
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>>9728851
It's the same principle as mass hysteria, if they want to believe it works, it does. Other students see people being hypnotized and think it's fun, so they either act out under the guise of being hypnotized to have an excuse to do ridiculous things, or are genuinely hypnotized.
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>>9729007
>no wings
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>>9729008
unf
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>>9728462
I wanted to try too
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>>9728986
unf
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>>9729008
>hiatus
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>>9728844
>>9728985
Jesus fuck we fast tonight

Someone cap it just in case.
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>>9725427

>those Nan thumbnails in the secret stash folder

GG

GG pls
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>>9729007
damn u clever nigga that was funny
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>>9729026
>GG in charge of caring about Dash
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>>9729031
This is awesome!
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>>9728986
>You will never touch the butt
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>>9729008
we talk about fucking ponies openly. you forgot that.
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>>9729007
Why is applejack so easily duped?
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>>9728969
I didn't know he did this.
I am now physically angry at him for no reason!

I am so mad I turned an emotion into a physical thing.
A thing I am using to be mad at him with!
And I shall stroke it in my hate rage at him and fire my pisstosterone all over his face
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>>9728974
Whenever you want anon.
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>>9728985
It's a shame, it was just starting
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>>9728988
I'll shamefully admit that I tried those too, but really couldn't get around the voices. Like, I'll remember the part they stutter or read the line wrong and it completely brought me out of it.
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>>9729008
don't forget the lovable >it's shit
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>>9728988
PFFFFT
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>>9729051
But LK might~
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>>9729051
LK will
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>>9729039
...cap 5 lines of a green text story?
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>>9729031
Nice
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>>9729008
We also post offtopic and bash/suck the show's dick
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>>9729058
Which is why falling asleep is the important part. Where you're more susceptible.
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>>9728988
It's the alteration of perception, and sometimes you aren't fully aware of what you're actually doing

That's why there are complications that pop up every so often and make it on the news.
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>>9729031
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>>9729078
I forgot I quoted that.

Meant the celestia thing from last thread.
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>>9729072
>>9729075
I hope they have fun
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>>9729031
Hey, Rose, I like what you've done with her hair. She looks better without the big bulbous helmet part.
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>>9729051
>you will never touch Dash's butt
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If I learned hypnotism, would I be able to convince a girl to have sex with me under trance?
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>>9729115
>>9729121
this is odd
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>>9729094
Probably doesn't help that it's impossible for me to sleep with headphones on (as in on my back) or within a span of 20 minutes.
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>>9729115
Actually, I forgot what her mane looked like and winged it
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>>9729031
Aw man, that Markerita looks so lively

I love how Marker pone is usually depicted being all happy
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>>9729121
Well who the heck could? There's hardly anything there!
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>>9729031
If Marker fucks Marker, is it considered masturbation?
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>>9729131

That would be rape, anon
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Daily dose:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
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>>9729121
I want to lick the beads of sweat off her inner thighs and between her toes after a workout
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>>9729072
>>9729075
You fucking guys
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>>9729039
Will do.
I sure have been busy these past couple of days.
>>9729057
maybe it will resume again once this horse has died?
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>>9729131
only if it didn't go against her moral code.
so yes
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>>9729131
A whole lot of girls have a fetish for it, actually. So maybe.
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>>9729131
Yes, and promptly go to jail afterwards

http://www.katu.com/news/national/6848737.html
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>>9728912

>you will never hold spike's penis between the tips of your index finger and thumb, gently squeezing and moving your fingers up and down in opposite motions from each other
>you will never do this repeatedly against his frenulum, listening to his soft whimpers of pleasure slowly grow louder and more frequent as he grips the sheets harder, and closes his eyes tighter
>you will never feel what spends like an eternity after he cums, just resting your hand on his belly feeling it rise and fall as his heavy pants return to a steady breathe

http://imgur.com/Ny69Ocd
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>>9729137
>Pegasus joke
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>>9729137
Well, shoot, that's alright! It's still a nice look. Admittedly, I'm still fond of her braids, but it's nice to see her with a new style.
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>>9729008
It's Hiatus anyone. When news or comic drops everything else gets dropped
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>>9729162
But he has two dicks, anon.
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>>9729158
I'm afraid that's not my fetish, anon
though I would give her feet a massage after a nice, warm shower
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>>9729115
Maybe it's her "fancy" mane style?

Wait, couldn't that be a prompt for the next Draw event? "Give Marker Pone a new hair style"?
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>>9729202
>after
>not during
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>>9728809
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>>9729182
>>9729180

>tfw you will never hypnotize a pony into giving you an amazing slow blowjob
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>>9729111
that thing kind of scares the hell out of me
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>>9729172
>semehammer will never draw nsfw

I'm still waiting on those MLSH2 scans.
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>>9728986
unf
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>>9729111
LK and Jessy aren't together.
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>>9729231
>Getting scared of Slendermans cool cousin.
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>>9729172

I don't like Pinkie like this

It's upsetting me
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>>9729197
Not in my headcanon
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>>9729162
holy fuck i love that set
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>>9729190

Who made Marker? Do they have proof of this?

Some jerk registered a few memes that they didn't make so they could make money from it and to "troll". If someone hated us enough, they could file copyrights for MLPG characters to mess with us.

>That's stupid, and could never happen

Remember that there's people who want to troll us so bad they manually copy-paste /r9k/ posts.
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>>9729166
>maybe it will resume again once this horse has died?
Cant stay that long, I only stayed up because I thought the other horse would die faster anyway half dying, not 404
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>>9729246
You missed a thread last night. One and two were posted.
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>>9728986
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>>9729231
Cool Guy ain't scary, he's a cool guy.
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>>9729197
>>9729262

It's weird, sometimes I like the two dicks idea and sometimes I don't.
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>tfw you will never get a pony stoned and drunk and squeeze her plush marshmallow ass
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>>9729254
Yet
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>tfw have appointment at 6 pm tomorow
>tfw have to get up before that somehow
Damn looks like il have go to sleep earlier than 10 am.
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>>9729272
Shit really?
Link that shit.
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>>9729264
I think it was Obsidian Solitaire?
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>>9729264
>Who made Marker?
Obsidian
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>>9729282
>>tfw you will never get Tabita stoned and drunk and squeeze her plush marshmallow ass
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>>9729162
I'd let him put it in me
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>>9729264
Pretty sure it was Obsidian who created her
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>>9729282

unf
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>>9729246
where are the MLSH 1 scans?
>>9729261
I know, it upsets me too but I posted it anyway
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>>9729264
Obsidian did
it's in the archive
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>>9729216
the hot water cascading over her naked body would dampen the sensation of my thumbs kneading her soles and between her toes.

it would be much more enjoyable for her if we wait until the shower is done and she's laying back on her comfy bed. still naked.
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>>9729246
She might do it some day, she's not against it, she didn't like it how it ended up when she tried.
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>>9729284
Jessy made a post on tumblr saying she wasn't interested.
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>>9729264
Even if someone somehow copyrights Marker pony, it's not like Moot will ban every picture. You still see the troll face maymay posted.
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>>9729294
Libman is pretty cute, Tabitha looks old though
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>>9729275
>>9729275
>Hide the hands the picture
>The video game
>The movie
>The mp3
>The .avi
>The storybook
>The children's novel
>The coloring book
>The crayon box

But real talk, that's just impressive hands-hide-level.
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>>9729275
JJ usually gets shit on for same face but I honestly think jayisbutts has much shittier same face.
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>>9729264
Brbm calling the patent office to get my OC's copy-written.
I will make sure to put in "And it's still totally chill for MLPG to use them."
"After they pay me."
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>>9729250
I would hug that pone
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>>9729266
aw man...
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>>9729246
She might one day. She isn't against it, she just thinks that she can't pull it of
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>>9729287

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVT_o1LVHIY
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>>9729328
What are you gonna do, sue me?
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>>9729300
I implore you to reconsider!
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>>9729288
It wasn't in the General though it was out in /mlp/ I would link an Archive if they weren't broken
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>>9729323
It really pisses me off the way they think they can get away with drawing shit
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>>9729277
he looks like a space alien
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>>9729316
FUCK YOU DON'T TAKE THIS FROM ME

they would make such an adorable couple ;_;
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>>9729230
>she will never wake up in the middle of it and start screaming
>you will never watch the panic drain from her face as you soothingly talk her back into a trance
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>>9729322
I don't think he even drew her left hand... And the right one's just a fist.
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>>9729316
S-so I have a c-c-chance?

Do I have to like, draw a lot of fucked up creepy porn of Pallete and show her my love?
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>>9729346
>Anonymous v. Anonymous becomes a landmark case
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>>9729353
>think
>think
>think

They KNOW they can.
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>>9729371
>Not going for LK

Pleb
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>>9729307
>>9729339
Yeah I know about that. Still hoping for one day.

>>9729349
FUCK
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>>9729263
Me too, Scootanon. Me too.
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>>9729346
No.
Just get all the legal info I need.
And show up at your house...
And call you a butt!
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>>9729275
I have no oponion on this
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>>9729369
>this one won't stop screaming
>panic and bash her on the head with a rock before someone hears her
>she drops like dead weight and starts convulsing
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>>9729333
I would do lewd things to her butt
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it is unoriginal as shit but I really cannot envision fluttershy in anything but a sweater

what draw
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>>9729371
Yes. Start now.
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Honorable judge leth residing
he rules in favor of anonymous
>>9729382
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>>9729366
Nigga knows how to dance and music and write
Give it time.
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>>9729398
>you will never a spike biting down on a pillow
>because everybody who saved it deleted it after the stream incident
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>>9729346
>quote from sued man
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>>9729371
Yes, you should draw her porking your own OC.
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>>9729410
Human Babs!
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>>9729392
I wish people drew my OCs...
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>>9729382
>The case was carried out in an unusual manner
>Judge and lawyers reading and assessing a thread exclusively made for the case on 4chan
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>>9729410
Frankie sitting on Anon's head teasing his nose with her tail.
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>>9729410
Human babs and Scoots comparing butts
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>>9729369
>One doesn't scream.
>She instead clamps down on you.
>And won't let go.
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>>9729322
So sanguinius. Did you see her butt?
Give us a rating.
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>>9729322
Oh jeez someone should post that nohands jj lineup
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>>9729410
nightguard in a gala dress
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>>9729401
OPINION*
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>>9729417

This needs an mlpg edit somehow.
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>>9729182
Reminds me of those porno vids where the guy does exactly that
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>>9729463
DOOKS

Dooks.

doooooks

tell us more about your op onions
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>>9729456
I am interested in seeing this.
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>>9729407
but that's where paint comes from
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>>9729322
do you draw?

I don't remember
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>>9729410
>pank with done up hair
I HHHHNNNGGGGG every time
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>>9729469
Pinkie would be your friend if you gave her a wad of cash

Heck, she'd be your friend if SHE gave YOU a wade of cash
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>>9729442
"Mr Anon, did you and I quote say 'Greater than you will not fuck my wiafu'
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>>9729423

huh?
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>>9729456
The MS one you mean? Too big.
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>>9729484
not right now it's not
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>>9729485
Sang writes.
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>>9729488
>a wade of cash

What's Pinko doing with Spiderman?
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>>9729485
He writes feeder stuff
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>>9729423
>stream incident
What?
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>>9729504

He used to draw, but I think he's busy now.
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>>9729282
>you will never date rape pone
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>>9729477
My oponion is that this pono is best pono
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>>9729495
What the fuck am I looking at
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>>9729537

pony
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>9729548
>opls
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>>9729535
Yes, Orange pono and Purple pono are very good together
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>>9729488
I'd give her a wad alright
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>>9729553

Sexy tease.
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>>9729504
>writefag
>making fun of drawfags

hooboy
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>>9729553
She's not. No pony is perfect. Not even my purple Waifu
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>>9729304
drawfags where
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>>9729522
alplblewm joke.
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>>9729434
>Don't have an OC.
FUCK
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>>9729410

Not liking those noses.
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>>9729553
Because apples.
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>>9729576
But Anon is already married to purple.
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>>9729576

You don't deserve her then.
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>>9729410
Reminds me a Bit of GlancoJusticar
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>>9729488
>Pinkie has to pay people to hang out with her
>"P-please? I've been saving up, I-I'll pay you double the usual."
>"Please don't leave..."
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new horse soon
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>>9729572
It's funny when a writefag thinks they are a contributor.
Even moreso when a greentexter does.
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>>9729576
>>9729591

I will fight both of you
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>>9729535
>>9729562
I dunno, I think lately the purple's character has been a little flat!
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>>9729612
>implying
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>>9729590
Stop trying to shove your apples down out throats
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>>9729582
Quit tooling around, what stream incident?
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>>9729553
Panka has some serious eyebrows going on
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>>9729600
I can see past her flaws and still love her for who she is. It's better than blindly ignoring them.
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>>9729621
pls
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>>9729584
Better hop to it.
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>dashie shy with shy manning the magnum

Aww yisss.
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>>9729625
>Implying i'm wrong.
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>>9729607
An ode to this horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
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fart fart fart faaaart
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>>9729562
Indeed.
>tfw still on S.S Twijack since S1

...it's pretty lonely here.
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>>9729605
I'm sure there are plenty of people who would be Pinkie friend proPONEo!
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>>9729619
I'll mop the floor with all three of you!
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>>9729636
unf
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>>9729639
I think he means the some cry incident
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>>9729648
>>9729648
>>9729648
>>9729648
Here we have a new, space-themed horse. Enjoy.
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>>9729612
see, now when you say it like that, it sounds like you're being sarcastic.
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>>9729640
>Ponies with Eyebrows will never update again
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>>9729612
>greentext isn't writing
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE
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>>9729644

Or you realize that the flaws you see is based off of your own sub conscious rejecting anything that will bring you happiness.

I pity you, I truly do.
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>>9729689
S-shut up...
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>>9729774
the flaws you see is based off of your own sub conscious rejecting anything that will bring you happiness
I dare you to make less sense
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>>9729774
But I am still happy with pony. All of her positive traits far outweigh any flaws she has
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>>9729166
You still here?
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>>9729054
But Jessy already did that for me :(
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>>9729650
> Ponyville has communal shopping at Market Day
> Most sensible people bring some opaque bags for their racy items
> Fluttershy was out for groceries and just happened to see the Black Beauty
> awkward turtle all the way home
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from last horse:

>>9728740
You release her wings, though they stay open and stiff after you finish with them. Celestia is faces forward, doing her best to stay on her feet. Leaning to the side, you can see sweat dripping down her face from the effort. It's not enough.

Laying your hands on her flank, you draw them across her back and stomach, daring to approach her neglected flower but never quite gracing it with your caresses. She starts stomping one leg at a time, determined to keep what's left of her regal posture as you demanded, but fear and desperation are commanding more and more of her actions.

"Don't you like my massage?" you ask as your hands once again pull away from her slit just seconds before touching it.

"P-please..." she whimpers.

"I don't know what more you could possibly want." This time, you let a single finger graze it.

She gasps. "I c-can't wait any longer. My legs are about to—"

She shrieks in delight as you seize her ass and run your thumbs up and down her entrance. "What are your legs going to do? I'm curious, Celestia."

"Right there, yess..." Your question didn't even register with her.

"I asked you a question, Celestia!" you bark in mock anger. You yank her tail. "What are you legs about to do?!"

"Collapse!"

A fresh flow of marejuice dribbles from her opening. Smirking, you grab a handful of mane and pull both it and her tail. "And why would they do that?" Your own arousal is getting away with your tone; you almost shouted that question at her.

"Because I need you to fuck me!"

"And why would I do that?"

"Because I'm begging you!"

"You're begging, huh?" You pull her mane and tail even harder and she shrieks in pleasure once again. "You can do better!"

"Please, please, fuck me! I'll die if you don't! Fill me up, I'm begging you!"

Positioning yourself up behind her, you place your cock at her entrance and grab her teats. "Now scream!" you yell, plunging into her and pinching her teats simultaneously.
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>>9730211
YESSSS
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>>9730211
You go hilt-deep on the first thrust, bringing a scream to Celestia's lips. Giving her no time to recover, you pull back and thrust again, tweaking her teats at the same time. Her screams fill the throne room and you pummel her molten-hot sex. Each time you retract, she clamps down on you like life depends on it. After a few thrusts, it feels almost like she could crush you, but her sex is so slick with arousal you continue to pump in and out with ease. There must be some magical component to her inner walls, because they feel like nothing you imagined. It's like plunging into a living pool of honey that wants to hold your shaft prisoner.

Shifting you hands, you grab her tail again with one and palm her teats with the other, squeezing like you're milking them. Her forelegs finally give out, her pretty neck and face splaying out on the floor, now the only thing holding her rear in the air. Despite this, she still manages to ride her hips in sync with yours, wanting only for the bliss to continue. You see a pool of drool beginning to collect near her mouth, useless since her voice has died from screaming. All can you hear now are rough moans.

With a roar, you speed up, putting the last of your energy into giving her release as you find it. The constant barrage her tightening sex has on your senses is finally too much and you throw your head back, letting out one last yell. The orgasm tears your body asunder, shooting up your cock as her heat seizes you in one last, mighty grip, Celestia finding her own release. She continues to run her hips through it, draining you of every last drop you can give her.

Finally, she collapses completely underneath you, rolling over on her side, panting. You allow your heart a moment to slow its rapid beat and walk over to her head, lifting it up. Glazed, almost lifeless eyes stare at you, a blissful smile etched into the princess' face.

"Your letters never did me justice."
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>>9730211
>>9730248
welp, guess I'd better get back to work
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thanks for bearing with me. I know I'm not too fast and I've never actually done an erp before.


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