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Hospital Ninjas Edition

Old Horse >>9703126
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Having sex with a frustrated Rainbow Dash edition
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Can it be fat pony time?
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Which human pone would be accepting of your urges toward horses, and ask you to fuck a mare while she watches?
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I would injure myself just to see Chubby nurse pone. I wonder what her reaction would be if she found out.
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>>9708134
Yes, anon.
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DIANAPONY
HAT OR NO HAT uniform or no uniform
Also, should I fix her hair? I tried to make it like it was in the anime, but should I simplify it some, or change it in any way?
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>>9708134
It's ALWAYS fat pony time.
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Uhh... I'm having a little issue deleting the marker.
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Are there any good Bubble Berry stories for me to _______fap to?_______
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>>9708144

you need to be wearing a collar, and a leash leading to my hand while you sit at my feet on the floor.
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>>9708166
HAT AND UNIFORM
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>>9708129
That rainbow dash doesn't look frustrated at all
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My battery is going to die

It's been good knowing you, MLPG
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What new MLP animation is worth watching? East or West.

Other than MLP, the shows I've seen in the last 5 years are:

>Adventure time (not a fan)
>Batman: The Brave and the Bold
>Gravity Falls
>Avatar + Korra
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We judged each other based of are racial back ground.
>Canadian
cultural background
>French 50%
>Ukrainian/Russian 25%
>Dutch/Welsh/Irish/Scottish 25% (probably English too but that is what my Grandma told me)
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>>9708177
what?
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>I have shit all to contribute and am still not yet back to where I could just draw anything for the heck of it, so what’s the point?

I just want to talk with him ;_;
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>>9708144
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>>9708150
>get bitten by a snake
>the snake venom causes priapism
>she offers to take care of the problem for you
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>>9708185
what about this one
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>>9708189

>reposting from ded horse

>not pony

fuck off
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>>9708210

>Chubby Nurse Pony will never drain the blood from your penis using a needle the size of an ice-pick.
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>aside from generals
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Which pony is the squirtiest?
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I am very very sad

Next pony posted I will pretend to snuggle with tonight
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>college
>I'm checking some classroom for some girl
>can't find her
>some tomboyish girl I know notices I'm outside looking for someone
>after 10min I check the classroom again
>the girl I'm looking for isn't there
>a few minutes later they have a break and a bunch of people leave
>the tomboy girl comes up to me all excited and asks me if I was looking for her
>I tell her no, that I was looking for the other girl(a very cute and feminine asian girl)
>I could have said I was but decided not to
>she goes "oh.." and stutter something in a very low voice
>she tries to say it again and end up saying "oh ok I need to go to bathroom"
>she enters the classroom
>the people around me start laughing and calling her weird
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>>9708255
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>>9708239
Is that how they treat it? God damn.
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>>9708255
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>>9708210
>tfw learning makes you UNF
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>>9708181
FULLY CLOTHED IT IS
THIS HORSE IS TOO CLASSY FOR ANYTHING ELSE
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>>9708177
I get the same thing when I try deleting any of my posts.
Stop breaking 4chan moot
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>hey, anon, you're just like your father! from the way you speak down to the mannerisms.

>tfw i hate my father
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Oh no, if lil miss jay doesnt get his brony bucks kickback there won't be any entertaining bronycon stories this year :(
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>>9708255
enjoy your crystals
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>>9708261
>>9708265
But this is the opposite of what I wanted!
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>>9708152
Oh boy.
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>>9708134
I like chubby pones. They are soft and squish.
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>>9708232
>>not pony

But it is... /co/.

And don't be so high minded. It's better than circle jerking, or porn.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb54gx3U1hg
>Here's three Trixies
Unf.
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>>9708098
>implying there are enough pictures for this thread
Dammit OP, contain your autism until you finish season 3.
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>>9708307
Just give Sombra a chance, he can be very cuddly
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You know all that stuff you missed out on in your teen years, things you have feels about quite a lot?

Yeah, don't watch this if you're susceptible to feels.

Watch if you want to develop as a person.
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>>9708326
>/co/
fuck off and go watch your stupid pet cartoon
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>>9708336
you think this is a game?
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>>9708203
>50% Irish
>25% Anglo
>25% Euromutt
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>>9708326

you can leave if you don't like it
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>>9708336
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>>9708210
>hold on, I'm gonna need Redheart's help with this one
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Bless the Marker and Its posting. Bless the coming and going of It. May Its passage cleanse the thread. May It keep the thread for Its ponies.
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>>9708300
I hope LK and Jessy get theirs.
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>>9708337
he's really not such a bad guy
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>>9708325
>mullet
unf
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Looking for a good time, mlpg?
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Give me just one reason you don't have an Indian girlfriend.

And it better be good.
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Janitor
Janitor
Janitor
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>>9708307
Well I posted pank, so what more do you want?
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>>9708405

THIS is not ponies.
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>>9708259

Why didn't you give it to her, anon?
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>>9708405
I don't like girls with mustaches.
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>>9708405
Their armpits stink like rotten fish mixed with curry.
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>>9708189
Archer's fun
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>>9708416
What if Indian ponies?
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>>9708395
>tfw I requested that pic

I miss Nasse

>same filename as mine

Hey wait a minute...
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>>9708395
Does it look better? I fixed the arm on her a while ago.
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Hold me.

The girl I've been doing great with has completely lost interest because she got mad at an insignificant little comment I made. Why do they do this....
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>>9708405
Because I already have a pony wife.
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>>9708400
I think I would.
Perhaps only once, but at least once.
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>>9708346
what's that?
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>>9708442
>Archer's fun

I've noticed the fandom for Archer is on /tv/, and not /co/. Strange.
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>>9708416

you can leave if you don't like it
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>>9708450
what was it?
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>>9708400
is that some kind of newt creature or something?
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You couldve had it all.
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>>9708450
>>9708405
>>9708346
>>9708299
>>9708259
>>9708203
>>9708144

Why are we being spammed?
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>>9708413
more pretty pink pony
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>>9708450
Cut all contact with her and then tell her she's childish and to grow up and act like a real woman. Women love being degraded.
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>>9708405
you forgot to make it an indian pony girlfriend so that it's okay to talk about
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>>9708400

She looks like she has hepatitis &
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>>9708447
Yes it looks 8 1/4 times better than hamburger nurse. It's Magnificent.
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>>9708474
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>>9708502
The funny thing is this'll actually work.
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>>9708486
My empire of dirt?
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>>9708511
^_^
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>>9708515

>picture beside "oh boy"

What um, is that?
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>>9708486
Chrysalis is an ugly disgusting bug and not pretty or sexy at all
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>>9708281
P.S. Lotte>Sucy>Professor=Akko>Diane
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>>9708492
just report it, ignore it and pony on
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>"You really think I'm pretty?"
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>>9708502

Holy shit, this. It's the only way she'll respect you.
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>>9708539
the post number is right there, go look it up
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>tfw no flat chest gf who feels insecure about her boy body

Fuck being alive.
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>>9708400
Blowjobs from a girl with a tongue stud is muh fetish
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>>9708548

Yes, but I like you better when you're pink.
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sweetie tonight?
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>>9708546
Switch Diana and the professor/Akko duo and you've got me sold.
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>>9708568

so you want her to be flat chested and you want her to feel bad about it?

women don't care about their breast size at all, they just want to be skinny
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>>9708207
What's stopping you?
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I wish I could spend one night with the Apple family. Shit would be so green.
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>>9708492

seems like usual MLPG to me
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>>9708548
NO

I found this ,it's old
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>>9708568
that feel
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>>9708584
no
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>>9708574

That's kind of what a tongue stud is for, anon.
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>>9708546
Chariot ≅ Trixie > everyone
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>>9708568
what you say?
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>>9708592
Best I can do is to put her on the same spot as the others but nothing more
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>>9708566
>the post number is right there, go look it up

I have no idea how to use the hyper index. I've never had a need to look something up before.
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>>9708595

>women don't care about their breast size at all

That's why plastic surgery is so popular, right?
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>>9708583
>Tex is constantly surrounded by cute ponies who all want him to hold them
>his life is a constant battle between suppressing his sexual urges and trying to justify them
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>>9708625
But she's almost nothing like Trixie
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>>9708632
You drive a hard bargain, but I'm afraid I'm just not able to budge, sir.
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>>9708621
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>>9708595
>women don't care about their breast size at all, they just want to be skinny
That's a lie
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>Don't talk about non-MLP cartoons
>Talking about girlfriends is okay
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>>9708643
>implying he doesnt hate every minute of it
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>>9708650
Well then dear sir I guess we have no deal.
Good day.
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>>9708612
What kind of green?
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>>9708634
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S9639104#p9642876

the post got axed so I'm pretty sure it won't be in the hyperindex archive
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I'm living in this giant ass house by myself for a week and its spooking the shit out of me

jesus man why the fuck am i here and why the fuck are big houses so scary.
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>>9708574
I've never had one and I hope I will someday.
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>>9708680
No hard feelings at least, right?
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>>9708686
supagreen
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>>9708540
"That's what they all say before they're all mine anon"
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Flutterdruid screencap where?
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>>9708674
>indirectly responding

see >>9708547
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>>9708700
At least you're top two are still good so no
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>known girl for twelve years
>we're good friends, but she puts more value on the friendship than I do
>we graduate highschool together
>partying afterwards
>we're both a little drunk
>she asks "Why haven't you asked me on a date yet? I've been dying for you to ask me for years!"
>"I'm gay, I thought you knew."
>she breaks into tears
>never see her again
>she moves away a couple weeks later to go to university in conneticut
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>>9708643
Look at this man.

He feels nothing towards the ponies besides mild irritation.
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>>9708389
>Jessy
>not getting a table at bronycon

That could never happen.
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mlpg trying to talk about women reminds me of mlpg trying to talk about art
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>>9708720

I thought it was just MLPG being tards.

Instead I think it's spam.

But I can't tell what's real posts and what are copy pasted posted being reposted.
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>>9708643

He probably doesn't have sexual urges for them. I think it's more that he enjoys having them as friends, but is too stubborn and proud to admit it beyond the expression of a small smile when he's overjoyed.
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>>9708568

I always wanted to have a threesome with a flat chested chick and a huge chested chick. Female boob envy turns me on.
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>>9708762
But anon, flat chest is a status symbol...
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>>9708730

He expresses emotion in the same way a Cromartie High character does.

That is, almost none at all.
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>>9708755
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>tfw on okcupid
>tfw message girls who have a lot in common with you (90%)
>tfw they're typically fat and ugly (I'm not in great shape or that great looking myself)
>tfw most sign in
>tfw never had a response
>tfw my messages aren't short, but actually intelligently written
>tfw women really are fucking shallow
How many more week should I give this before giving up? It's been 2...
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>>9708730

I remember a post on his tumbler where he says that the ponies just don't understand the concept of "personal space".
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>>9708568
>>9708762

Is there a word for a girl with small breasts, a thin waist, but wide hips?
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>>9708568

>Wanting an insecure girl
>Enduring the "Its not you its me, you are perfect" diatribe
>Knowing you could have done better without having to deal with someone depressed and emotionally unintelligent.
>Not realising attractive people are more confident and in turn nicer because they have less to prove.
>Limiting yourself by how shitty other people are

Ya nah ur a cunt
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>>9708818
Delicious?
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>>9708818
applejack
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>>9708755
Any of them not named Applejack, anyway.

Tex is the most monogamous soulmate you'll ever know.
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>>9708808
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>>9708808
You sound as shallow as they are, but with more added self-importance.
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Are we really discussing girlfriends or is this spam?
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>>9708818
imaginary?
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>>9708499
ok
sorry I'm late
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>>9708808
>tfw you're fine with just having friends

Aint got time for relationships and the bullshit involved.
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Day 51
4/8/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,806 (Running Total: 320,631)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 32,255 (Running Total: 1,390,473)

Another nippon pony episode played today. Still don't really see the appeal to watching it in Japanese. I mean, none of you speak it, and no one cared when it was released in other languages, like french and stuff.

Ya'll weird.
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>>9708811
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>>9708849
>>9708720
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>>9708818

Pear shape.
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>>9708790
>Anon could not shake this bizarre feeling that he was being watched
>yet no matter how many times he would turn his head, there was nobody behind him
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>>9708842

>Nice guy syndrome
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>>9708818
perfect
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>>9708858
wwwww
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>>9708849
>Are we really discussing girlfriends or is this spam?

I can't tell which posts are real, okay? And this seems to be the beta shit MLPG might actually talk about.
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>>9708842

U WANT SUM FUCK
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>>9708808
Please, I've been here for ages and haven't made a single friend. Just persevere and maybe one day...
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Tell me about your girlfriend/boyfriend presuming you have one
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>>9708698
I would explode, girls who have piercings or tattoos are almost always huge sluts, so she'd know exactly what to do to make your knees buckle
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>>9708858
The Japanese episodes are the only ones I've seen get english subs
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>>9708858
I'm watching it for Rarity's voice
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>>9708860

Is that fanart?
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>>9708858

Don't forget mocha came back today.

Also Rose. Also Tess insinuated that he may possibly potentially not hat us and may return when he's in the mood for mulpug.

still no japanon.
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>>9708893
She's smart and purple and a princess
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>>9708909
No, that's an actual storyboard frame from season four of the hit cartoon show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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>>9708918
>taunting the Saffron waifufags.png
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>>9708811

Makes sense.
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>>9708925
I warned you about this. You can't date my wife, Anonymous.
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>>9708926

As in, is it fan art of Tex's character or is it drawn by Tex himself.
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>>9708922
And Kraut has been confirmed alive yesterday.
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>>9708922
Japanon told us he quit
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Which country has the hottest girls?

I'll go with Finland, pic related.
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Man. Japanese Pinkie Pie is literally just Pinkie Pie speaking in Japanese I swear to god.
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>>9708972
Equestria.
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>>9708960
Oh? I hadn't heard that.
That's nice to know.
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>>9708972
Equestria
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>>9708893

>Russian exchange student
>yes, adorable accent
>only here until the end of may
>took her virginity a month or so ago
>she's kind of obsessed with me
>slightly insane
>best when i don't let her talk about anything
>indifferent about her leaving

great tits though
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>>9708966
He said he might come back someday but he doubts it.
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>>9708984
uh
isn't that what all the ponies are like
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>>9708922
wait, mocha came back?
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>>9708889
It's copypasted directly from /r9k/.
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>>9708972
Equestria
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>>9708954
And I've told you to stop pretending that you're married to my wife.
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>>9708918
girls, what are you doing
stop that
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>>9708972
Equestria.
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>>9708986
No word on whether he's arting or what his current situation is.
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>>9708995
>>9708972

Is this spam from /soc/?

I remember when we got spammed from /a/ comments, and I couldn't tell which were real MLPG and which were spam.
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>>9708972
Equestria
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>>9708972

Ukraine.
GOAT-tier qts like Mila Kunis and Little Caprice originate from there

Anyone who says otherwise is wrong
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>>9709013
Yep drew three drawings for us and completed that Twirity sketch
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>>9708389
We did.
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>>9709017
>It's copypasted directly from /r9k/.

That explains the bitter beta bullshit whining.
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>>9709007
No I mean like... all the other characters you can tell that they're different voices. Pinkie Pie is just, you know, Pinkie Pie.
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>>9709033
>Berry will never call you a butt
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>>9709041
>three

I only remember the Twirity and Tropicana
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>>9708893

She's a Mexican woman of 21. She is from a christian family and calls herself a christian, but she doesn't really believe it and just does it for the family time.

She is wonderful. I have actual diagnosed Aspergers. She completely understands me when I speak. Normally when I speak it is hard to articulate ideas, but she always knows.

She is really sweet but is sort of insecure about how affectionatte she is, so she playfully teases and hits me a lot, which is fun, I love playing around.

I'm a bit of a stoner, and she doesn't like it, but respects my decisions.

It is kind of weird, we don't share tons of interests. We like the same movies and music generally, but our hobbies differ. This actually is really nice. We can hang out together and spend time doing stuff as a couple, but we also have really self-defining hobbies.

I have dude friends for my hobbies, we have an attachment deeper than that. We are partners.


I love her
I am loved.

She will mother my children
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>>9709051

>Implying that the problems are never themselves, and aren't always 100% everyone else
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>>9708893
Rhodeshia
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>>9709041
link?
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>>9708985
>>9708988
>>9709019
>>9709033
>>9709023

You guys....

>>9709032
Its spam. Like all the unrelated pony question.
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>>9709031
I'm good with knowing he's alright. Dude just kinda dropped off the radar.
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>>9709061
http://cafedelights.tumblr.com/post/47454719879
There was a renbo too
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>>9709045
>they already say "we"
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>>9709062
Mexicans are catholic not christian.
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Any drawfriends up for taking a rather challenging request?
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>>9709017

Well, that explains it.

REMEMBER, FOLKS: KEEP IT PONY. STOP REPLYING TO OFF TOPIC SHIT
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>>9709075
isn't it cute?
someone needs to draw their OCs making out, pronto
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Samus want snoo snoo.
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>>9709080
Catholics are Christian.
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>>9709068
But replying with a silly answer is fun, and the answer was pone related.
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>>9709075
THEY ARE TOTALLY FUCKING!
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>>9709075
Jessy and LK, sittin in a tree
KISSING
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>>9709088
LK doesn't have an OC, does he?
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hey guys, keep calm and pone on
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>be 24
>suffer major acne outbreaks due to stress, depression, not giving a shit about appearance since 18
>live with mom, etc.
>get shit together, finish college, get MA, etc.
>now 70-80k income, /fa/, /fit/, etc.
>still shit confidence and self-conscious as hell because of acne scars

It's bad enough that I had acne, why are the scars still here to serve as constant reminder of my shameful past?
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>>9709068
what if the answer is pony related?
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>>9709083
Depends on the request, I suppose. I'm always up for a challenge as long as you're okay with the possibility of failure.
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If these are random /r9k/ posts, I never want to go there.
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>>9709113
Just draw Chronicle and Pallete kissing.
I mean he used his actual voice for the audio logs
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>>9709062
that was a nice thing to read
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>>9708995

A friend of mine was hanging out with these exchange students back when I was still in high school. One was from Russia and the other was Ukrainian.

We went for a drive, and I was sitting in the back seat with the Ukrainian girl, chatting about music (she was really into swing and big band/hard bop music, like Count Basie-type stuff).

I have a hard time looking people in the eye, and she kinda catches on to this, and asks me about it, so I tell her the truth - I don't mean any disrespect by it, it's just hard for me to look people in the face when I talk to them.

She responds by leaning over and turning around so her face is right in front of mine. I dropped my spaghetti so hard I'm pretty sure it cracked the pavement.
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>>9709113
Not really
I figured this one would probably be the most appropriate of his characters that I am aware of
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>>9709096

Who the fuck let in /v/? Get out of here, shitlog.
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>>9708893

>white
>5'10"
>brown hair
>beautiful green eyes
>fit body
>former model (not even joking, he was with ford)
>incredibly intelligent
>got a perfect ACT score
>interested in everything
>loves to debate/explain things
>exact same sense of humor as me
>conversations about nothing with him go on for hours and it feels like no time has passed
>calls me beautiful every day
>gets hit on by other girls all the time
>turns them down for me
>8X7 inch dick (almost too big)
>enjoys going down on me
>only guy who can make me cum
>loves me even though I am a terrible human being
>says the most unbearably sweet things to me all the time, will post some if there's interest (but I doubt there will be)

and it sounds like I'm making him up. I swear he's real...
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>>9709075
The table is going to be measured out to the micrometer with a piece of masking tape going down the center. Neither of us will cross to the other's side.
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>>9709113
He made human ones, but that was long ago.
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>>9709127
/r9k/ is OK if you like schadenfreude.
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>>9709062

That's beautiful. You're really lucky, Anon. Cherish her.
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>>9709145
>Lawful dickwad.
...How close to evil does that lie?
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YOU'RE JUST A BAD BAD SEED
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>>9709147
but /v/ doesn't talk about videogames
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>>9709096
I love that Arino only played Metroid to see Samus take her suit off
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>>9709119
>>9708995
>>9709062

Fuck off. Dammit. What he hell s wrong with you? POST PONY
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>>9709125
Could you draw me an Aigis pone? She's from Persona 3. Here's a spoilered reference because not pon.
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>>9709179
>POST PONY
>>>/mlp/
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>>9709155
Unless it's under the table.
Many a game of footsies will be had.
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>>9709170
He was a douche but he wasn't evil
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>>9709170
It's south of neutral but ultimately harmless, I guess?
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>>9708972

Can't we just agree that it's the U.S.?
I mean we have the highest diversity rate,
we get all the ladies,
every country/region listed has a population in the U.S.
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>>9708893
She is the cutest girl I know. Cream colored with the most wonderful two-toned hair. She can be mean to people sometimes but once she gets to know you she is nice. Her butt is kinda big too. Oh that butt...
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>>9709183
I BEEFED IT
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>>9709179
>Fuck off. Dammit. What he hell s wrong with you? POST PONY

Someone's spamming us with /r9k/ posts.
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shit, i'm just gonna ride the off topic wave
ok that stack thing has been reposted to hell and back but is there a stack to make it taste better?
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>>9709179

You can leave if you don't like it
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>>9709183
If the other guys doesn't want to do it, I will
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>>9709045
Man, I'd go to bronycon to see you both if I had someone to go with, don't think anyone here is from long island though.
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>>9709221
Eat lots of fruit, cut back on meat or anything with high sodium
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If anyone's interested in more NIPPONE reaction, here's the 2ch textboard thread:

http://hayabusa2.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livetx/1365459910/
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>>9709221
The only stack I need is princesses. But we need a Twily edition.
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>>9709183
>spoilered
hue

But sure, that sounds like fun. Would you mind if I waited until tomorrow? And do you have any other specifics in mind?
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>>9709221
a what now
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>>9709174
>"The fuck you say, punk?"
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>>9709243
Fuck off, I don't have time for you, fatty.
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>>9709221
Stay away from foods with lots of fat or salt, eat lots of fruit like pineapple
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>>9709141
holy unf
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>>9709223
do it anyways
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>>9709136
>I mean he used his actual voice for the audio logs
#whoa #wowza
It would be hot if Chronicle weren't such an unhinged nutjob
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>>9709233
>cut back on meat

Deal breaker...
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>>9709149

And yet you'll dump him soon because women are never satisfied no matter how good they have it.
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>>9709255
He wasn't always like that
he had to be smooth enough to recruit all those chumps, after all
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>>9709265
>that picture
I like anthro now.
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>>9709240
specifics? nah, just keep it clean, but just try to have fun with it. She's pretty much an android designed to have tons of weapons come out of here, so your imagination is the limit. I'm ok with waiting until tomorrow, because I'm still taking the time to build up the courage and will to draw and learn to draw from my shoulder and elbow and just get back in the swing of things.

If it doesn't get to me here you know where to send it I suppose
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>>9709281
those poor chumps...
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>>9709281
>he had to be smooth enough to recruit all those chumps, after all
but anon, his special move was disguise
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>>9709250
>>9709233
>cutting back on drinking condensed chicken soup can
you're making me hurt. I can't turn my back on my baby
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>>9709303
I'd really like to see a prequel adventure where he goes recruiting
Like, how much did everyone know about what they were getting in to

>>9709326
wait what
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>>9709253
I was going to anyway
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What are you going to to with that Twilight, Applejack?
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>>9709236
It doesn't seem like they were that impressed
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>>9708893

>long curly dark brown hair (he dyes the front of it regularly; it's blue right now, was pink when I met him
>lip ring
>skinny but a decent amount of muscles
>massive cock
>one tattoo (he plans on getting it removed but he does want other tattoos)
>strong moral convictions
>sweet and romantic
>dark sense of humor
>likes horror movies (especially hilariously awful ones)
>all he eats is chicken and pizza and home fries. And ketchup
>drinks coffee obsessively (with a shit ton of sugar and cream, but he can't stand lattes o.O) but he won't touch energy drinks because he has heart problems
>accepting of my beliefs but willing to have fun debates about religion + politics
>dominant
>cuddly
>respects me more than I respect myself
>creative (writes poems and lyrics; tells fascinating stories)
>ambitious (he went from being homeless to having his own apartment, completely self-sufficient and currently helping his dad out with finances even though the schizophrenic piece of shit used to beat the shit out of him when he was a kid)
>working on his GED, occasionally I have to tell him stuff that's incredibly obvious to me because I'm in uni
>sometimes he does stupid stuff like arguing with 13 year olds on Facebook fan pages
>likes to dress in weird clothes and go to gothy events
>is sexy
>texts me all day every day
>involved in the local music scene
>comes to raves with me when he can afford it
>gets annoyed sometimes when he wants to cuddle and relax and I'm trying to pull his pants off
>falls for all the purposefully adorable shit I do
>lives an hour away and has no car ;_;
>gorgeous blue eyes that I could stare into forever
>made me watch evil dead with him and laughed as I cowered in fear
>so many cuddles
>melts when I gaze into his eyes
>knows everyone
>has a Facebook fan page for his dick

....aaaand now I'm craving those cuddles but I won't see him till tomorrow. Sigh.
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>>9709302
What this quest with Rarity finish?
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>>9709336
not his talent, but his cloaking move
and don't forget
"Time for me to put on my best disguise yet."
i think he was far more fucked in the head than any of us imagined
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>>9709346
Now I want to see AJ in a tutu, thanks you asshole.
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>>9709346
Brand it and set it loose back in the fields, course!
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>>9709251

She had her hands on my knees and she was just doing her best to get eye-to-eye with me while I had a panic attack and tried to look away. I'm a pretty big guy, and I guess she thought it was cute to see me acting so shy.

I found the situation kind of cute later - and almost wondered if I shouldn't have leaned in and called her bluff. She had the cutest smile, too... and really pretty eyes.
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>>9709333
Yeah, I tried to do it and ultimately failed after a week of eating fruit and yogurt and bread and whatnot
I needed a fucking chicken sandwich with fries so goddamn bad
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>>9709302
Send it where? My Tumblr?

>>9709338
>more Purseowner poni
yessss
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"Hello sir, my name is Abraham. I'd like your permission to date your daughter"

What do?
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>>9709359
not yet, it will continue someday soon. Just enough people weren't interested at the time. I was also in the middle of some really busy days. I'm still transfering everything from my old computer to this new one.
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>>9709370
Oh god that hit close to home for some reason


love the eyes on Rarara, nice work.
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>>9709370
HNNNNNNNNG

What're you reading?
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>>9709346
Give her the A
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>>9709364
Turning invisible wont win over hearts and minds
He had to have a goddamn silver tongue to get them to dive beneath the ocean
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>>9709370
You should do at set with each of the 6. This is really cute.
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>>9709346
AJ would tell her to get out of her property, of course!
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>>9709370

Excellent!

Spray can should be a little bigger, if it was that small it'd be farther away.
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>>9709377
yeah, or mine.
>>9709370
I LOVE this
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>>9709370

What's he reading?
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>>9709401
>"Harder!"
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>>9709370
I dunno what he's wearing but that apron looks kind of like a uniform from the civil war
and it looks really fucking good on texanon
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>>9709170
>>9709196
>>9709200

Baldwin, I think, is a textbook example of Lawful Neutral. His Oath and Duty were the most important thing to him.

Remember, he said we could leave, and he only started acting against us when we started getting close to releasing that THING. He never actively tried to harm us.
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>>9709374
>>9709333

you don't have to give up meat 100%, just eat it less often
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>>9709414
>Stoics Quarterly
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>>9709336
>I'd really like to see a prequel adventure where he goes recruiting
>Like, how much did everyone know about what they were getting in to
You wouldn't like it very much.
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>>9709370
I am amazed she knows how to cut human hair.

>>9709385
Good to know. I hope you restart it soon!
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>>9709336
it was bad enough finding their mutilated corpses
I'd rather not learn more about who they were, lest I feel worse for them
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>>9709346
fix her cutie mark, maybe?
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>>9709423
Liches get stitches.
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Why does school still exist? It became obsolete the moment the internet became mainstream. There's nothing be taught in schools that can't be learned on the web.
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>>9709430
>You wouldn't like it
what's that supposed to mean?
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>>9709374
i heard this from /a/ but eating a teaspoon or so of cinnamon each day in tea or something will do the trick to at least make it palatable
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>>9709370
Lately your pones are looking kind of like this.
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>>9709432
>I am amazed she knows how to cut human hair.

She doesnt
He looked silly when she was done
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>>9709370
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>>9709442
Truth, although he was more of a prison guard than a traditional lich
>>
Pony should pony pony consensually
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>>9709462
It would probably just look like a pony mane
Something short like Dash's usual cut
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>>9709355
Yeah, that's why I gathered too. I can imagine the hype from overseas may have raised expectations a little too high. I mean, part of the reason the show was so successful initially is it caught you by surprise.
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>>9709370

>Tex ignores his carefully laid out canon
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>>9709430
I bet I would
I can enjoy a story for other reasons than I happy people/outcomes
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>>9709449
>It's literally a quest where he recruits a bunch of dudes.
>Dry, boring and no adventure at all.
>Just a bunch of audio files of tinking tools.
>And then, before all hell breaks loose.
>Cut to the start of Renne.
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>>9709445
oh fuck
I went to that school
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>>9709430
well since you're probably done with RQ, can you just tell us?
you've piqued my morbid curiosity
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>>9709413
Tan? Sorry, but it's late and I'm shit at telling people's art styles apart.
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>>9709478
Pony is forbidden to pony pony.
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Shit nigga, when did everyone jump on the Feminism bandwagon? I can't even play vieogames now without some woman crying about how the virtual women are being virtualy opressed
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>>9709482
>I'm not to into dooks
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>>9709487
true, I guess it wouldn't really work as a quest since we kind how it ends
I'd still read that fanfiction though
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>>9709482
Well you see, the one you posted is after he arrived. But he's been there for quite a while now and well, there isn't much else for him to do sometimes so he's grown fond of reading.

I mean I only read occasionally but I can see myself doing the same if I ended up there.
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>>9709296
/pol/ pls
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>>9709498
Because its easier to whine about shit then actually making real change in the world.
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>>9709498

>take Modern Philosophy because it covers my literature GE credit
>professor is a 50 year old white man
>he says he is a feminist
>every time Descartes, Spinoza or Leibnriz refers to god as "he" my professor insists on saying "her" to point out how mysoginistic society was in the 1600s
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>>9709495
welp, I've been made. Yeah.

Here, have some Loli Belle
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>>9709481
>Episode 5, Episode 9, Episode 11 That 's production is seriously

They know the formula.
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>>9709438
What if Twilight was a Changeling all along?
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>>9709445
>Expecting children to use the internet constructively instead of watching "funny internet videos".
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>>9709498
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>>9709537
Explains how she got wings.
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>>9709532
I'll take it!
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>>9709532
>those bows
oh gosh, why is she all dressed up
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>>9709544
this is bait
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>>9709370

Never leave us.
>>
The one fucking night a janitor would actually be useful
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>>9709370

Be wared that we're getting spammed by /r9k/ posts right now.
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>>9709449
>>9709491
Well for one, it wouldn't function well as a quest since what happens is pretty much set in stone. I think it would function better as a short story or a picture book or something. But, I don't think I will. This is one thing I would rather leave in the dark for a number of reasons. I don't want to spell everything out for you, I don't want to change the feeling of Renne Quest due to finding out what the other characters are actually like, and I like seeing how close your speculation comes to the truth. Sorry.
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>>9709498

What the fucking hell is wrong with fan-service? What's wrong with bouncy boobs? What's wrong with women being sexy and cute in anime and video-games? I do tire of it every-once in a while, but there are enough girls with actual personalities for me to care about.

Also, the number of women who are not cunts and ditzy when it comes to liking video games (liking Halo and AC3 doesn't make you a gamer) are so unimaginably small it doesn't matter. Companies in general aren't interested in the desires of a demographic so small.
>>
does anyone have "NO, DON'T RESPOND, NOT EVEN ONCE" saved?

I feel like we could really use it in this thread
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>>9709473
>Have the duty of keeping a deep evil imprisoned.
>It's not all that bad, the place is nice enough, golems provide entertainment.
>You hardly notice your first hundred years slip by.
>But you do notice your flesh starting to fall off as your body manages to continue on.
>One long, well deserved freak out later, you come to terms with it.
>You chuckle, wondering what was all in that contract you signed so long ago.
>And then, after many countless centuries, some fucking adventurers decide to show up.
>Who the hell comes here?
>Don't they know this is a prison?
>Why won't they listen?
>OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?!
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>>9709562
Many night, actually. This kind of bullshit was happening in the weekend as well.
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>>9709537
>What if Twilight was a Changeling all along?

Then you have my favorite fanfic:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26961/
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>>9709551
Because she has a date tonight
with you~
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>>9709562

you can leave if you don't like it
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>>9709562
>janitor
>useful
Even at best he'd only be able to delete the posts, not remove the poster
by the time he's removed the post people will already have seen it and responded to it and it'll be saved for them thanks to 4chanx
janitors are utterly useless
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>>9709569
Fine, I'll go write fetishy greentext adventures and we'll see what's what
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>9709569
damn...
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>>9709565
>Be wared that we're getting spammed by /r9k/ posts right now.

I just realized what that means.

MLPG is significantly less beta and whiny than /r9k/.
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>>9709572
I gotchu bro
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>>9709588
>Cartoonlion.
Wow...
Did he pis off the guy who asked him to draw that or something?
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>>9709589
She's tried this before, it's always so hard to let her down and tell her that she should really be going after colts her own age.
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>>9709613
Because she's the apple one.
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Reminder that we all will die, and regardless of any relationship throughout life you will be alone in your final moments. Every person you know will either die during your life, or you will die during theirs.
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>>9709613
She is a very cute pony.
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>>9709613
You misspelled 'purple'
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>>9709628
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>>9709619
Thanks, boss
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>>9709498

videogames suck now anyways, find a better hobby and leave them behind for women to toy with for the next 50 years. then, you can look back and laugh at them.
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>>9709613
But you post the wrong pony, anon.
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>>9709647
>gif

QUIT LIVING IN THE PAST ANON
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>>9709571

Its not so much that it happens, I think the main problem is that, when it comes to mainstream games, it's pretty much all you see.

>>Companies in general aren't interested in the desires of a demographic so small.

It's small at the moment, but I think the number of women playing games is growing. It's mostly casual games or Halo-tier shit, but growing nonetheless
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>>9709650
No
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>>9709631
Thanks, I will.
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>>9709644
Dix Xieril draw parker porn? Or is this completely out of context?
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>>9709645

And what hobby would that be, Anon? Really, I want suggestions. I can think of no good replacement to video games (nothing like them that is)

Oh well, at least I still have anime and manga.

Handheld videogames are pretty good too.
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>>9709645
>games suck now
Dont play now games then nigga
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>>9709183
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>>9709631
Y-you too
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>>9709675
damn you have been around a lot today rose
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>>9709675
Whoa shit that's cute
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>>9709675
Dat's real nice, Rose.
But shouldn't you be in bed?
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>>9709675
noice
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>>9709689
You know she isn't like that, anon.
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>>9709675
Thats... actually accurate. Nice.
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>anyone after 21 and is still a virgin is highly suspected of homogay / functionally abnormal

is this accurate ?
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>>9709689
If I go lie down, my head will just get stuffy again
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>>9709675
I would a ponybot
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>>9709498

And even better question is why isn't everyone hopping on the nihilism bandwagon? I'm getting wasted right now on the government's money and I don't give a single shit. I'll be dead by 35 but it doesn't matter anyway, as long as I had my fun. I figured more people would be into this. Is #YOLO just hedonistic nihilism for idiots? I don't get it.

I have to admit though, I don't like how feminism has invaded the world of academics. One of my professors in college did her thesis on how women prisononers were apparently being oppressed by being forced to live in, what appeared to be, my dorm room with bars on the windows. Except cleaner. Riiiiight.

They're infesting video game culture too. They kicked up a big fuss over people actually aknowledging fake gamer girls. As if they don't actually exist.
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>>9709672
I'll tell you this much
it's not out of context
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>>9709675
Sweeeeeet! Thanks a ton! It helps out with my motivation when someone draws neat things. It makes me want to draw and stuff.
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>>9709609
>>9709615
Sorry dudes. If you speculate some and I'm around, I may let you know if you're on the right track. I won't play 20 questions or anything, though.
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>>9709705
I dunno about homogay but I do wonder if there's something wrong with them.
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>>9709710
Unfortunate. Have you tried sleeping sitting up?
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>>9709631

>"Aye, ye face death alone - but ye take the love an' memories o' those ye've met with ye. There's nae any sense bein' afeart o' death, laddie - dyin's jus' a part o' livin', an' it'll come fur ye whither yer ready or no' - sae why not look it in the eye when it comes?"
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>>9709705
It's accurate in that they are highly suspected of either.
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>>9709395
>"Chew real nice and slow, sugarcube. I wanna see you savor it all. Mmm, that's a mighty fine crunch"
>"Good, ain't it? Swish it around your tongue a bit... now swallow for me"
>"That get you salivating? The juices are just running down your lips~"
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>>9709710
Well, you could always draw more shipping pics to pass the time
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>>9709705
or just ugly.
Like me.
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>>9709728
You mean like a pony?
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>tfw don't want to insult a girl by insinuating that you're worthy of her
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>>9709705
is that gaben?
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>>9709705
>GabeForgesHL3.gif
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>>9709675
That's pretty nice. Still really sketchy around the torso, but you got the nice dead robot eyes captured perfectly.
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>>9709675
Roooooose
why won't you love me
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>>9709746
yup
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>>9709743
But ponies sleep in beds.
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>>9709743
Well, more like a person sitting.
Sometimes if you settle into a chair just right, have a blanket, and just sorta... deflate, you can get pretty comfortable.
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>>9709760
Obsidian pls
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>>9709673
Magic: The Gathering.
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>>9709775
Pony sized beds.
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>>9709705

Guys, just don't tell the girl you like that you're a virgin.

No girl wants to feel like she's settling for a guy nobody wants. I makes us feel like shit.
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I COMPLETELY forgot that /r9k/ was supposed to test out some script, and that you can't respost things. It was going to be the new /b/ they said. It would do nothing but post high quality original commentary they said.

Now look at it.
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>>9709782
>Obsidian
isn't he ded?
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>>9709720
Is Saffron bigger than a breadbox?
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>>9709797
That's a huge bed! Her legs aren't even to the foot, and she could fit like three other ponies in there with her!
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>>9709775
I am sure if they work too hard, they can sleep in any position.
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>>9709803
He's attending art school
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>>9709798
There's a difference between being a virgin and not having had sex with anyone.
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>>9709775
Rarity and Applejack are the only ponies on the show to have slept together.

the CMC too
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>>9709797

You will never marry her Tex. How does that feel?
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If you constantly have to keep the conversation moving forward is she not interested or just shy?
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>>9709829
Worse, shes a woman.
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>>9709720
>>9709809
>LKinator
>"Does your character have a lot of pudge?"
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>>9709829
She wants the d
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>>9709822
Pray tell.
>inb4 virginity is a social construct
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>>9709829
depends from person to person
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>>9709829
It could be either, it depends on the person.
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I miss ika
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>>9708445
>tfw Nasse is a conscript now
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>>9709705

I'm 25 and a virgin although I had the chance to lose it three times when I was 17 - problem is I was scared and since then I don't even bother meeting girls anymore because I don't want to go through that again
while I do sometimes feel sad about it, most of the time I try to see the positive side of not having female contacts (last kiss was about 6 years ago) and convince myself I'll happily die alone - oh and I am not gay, I snogged two guys, but just because I'm so heterosexual I don't give a fuck
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>>9709827
What? I don't want to marry Applejack.
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>>9709870
Those ponies don't look like they believe you.
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>>9709829
If someone, anyone, doesn't keep the ball rolling, they're not intersted and will mostl likely get annoyed if you keep on trying to talk to them . Truth hurts.
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>>9709864
>snogged
...does that mean you blew them?
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>>9709870
What kind of reaction image is that?
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>>9709827
I think we all know that terrible feel all too well.
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>>9709829

Well she's definitely not interested in what you're talking about. Shy people still know how to have a conversation, smartass. I won't go into advice because it will sound lame, so I'll just say that your answer will be obvious with her body language.
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>>9709887
snogging is kissing
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>>9709889
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>>9709891
I don't, I already married a pony.
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>>9709870
>not wanting to marry Applejack
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>>9709870
I hate the little crinkles they get under their eyes when they smile
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>>9709800
Yeah. Those were noble goals in the early days. Quality content the said.

Original discussion they said.
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>>9709870
Whatever you say Tex
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>>9709891
Isn't that why we're here? To forget the pain for a little while?
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>>9709887
making out is the Eagleland equivalent
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How smart is Applejack?
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>>9709864

>snogged

you what
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>>9709889
Go home /sc2g/
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>>9709894
You kissed their dicks?
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>>9709915
Yeah.

But you can only forget the pain for so long.
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Ninja.
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>>9709922
She is so smrt
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>I've been playing No Luca No for three hours straight
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>>9709898
I hope that's at least a woman wearing the suit
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>>9709928
It's how dongdingers say kissed.
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>>9709705

>23
>friends tell me its a good thing I am still a virgin
>"w-what?"
apparently many of the girls in my area have STDs and shit. I have been unintentionally dodging bullets for years!
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>>9709902
Say, me, too, friend! I hope you're as happy with her as I am with Twilight Sparkle.
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>>9709938
go ninja
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>>9709898
I rather want to hug this one.

>>9709922
Smart enough to live in Ponyville but not too smart in other things like economic.
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>>9709952
go
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>>9709902
>>9709949
You can't both be married to her
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>believing that getting a girlfriend will make all of your problems go away
>believing that getting a girlfriend will make your life any better at all
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>>9709903
Man I love crows

Someone draw Fluttershy doing something with crows
Its always songbirds and stuff
Maybe Fluttershy being spooked by a scarecrow the crows don't give a fuck about?
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>>9709968
We're not both married to her. Only I am.
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Trixie
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>>9709949
Bad news, Anon. Twilight wanted me to pass along that things aren't working about between the two of you.

I'm just here to collect her belongings
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>>9709972
No, it won't. But at least you can have some awesome hand-holding.
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>>9709968
I'm the only man married to her.
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>>9709922
Probably a bit smarter than Dash but not that smart compared to the other ponies
Twilight>Rarity>FS>Pinkie>AJ>=Dash
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>being concerned about being gay
>in 2013

You really need to stop doing this, it's not like it matters anymore.
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>tfw 19 and worried about growing old my whole life
>tfw feel so old for some reason when around highschoolers
>tfw only a few more months til im 20
>only five more til in 25
>oh god i will be 30 in ten years
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>>9709977
IS THAT CROW HAVING FUN IN THE SNOW?
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>>9709983
>>9709992
OH BOY WAIFU FIGHT GO
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>>9709972
>>believing that getting a girlfriend will make your life any better at all

If this weren't true, then why would anyone ever get a girlfriend?

Also, post pony, you flaming faggot.
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Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite is Pony level cute.
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Sorry about not drawing for the longest time. Stuff just hasn't been going well and whatnot. Struggling to get started everytime I plug in the darned tablet for almost two weeks now. I'm going to see if I can get something going tonight in a few.
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>>9709994
people may not care as much anymore but God still does
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>>9709992
>>9709983
It appears we have some confusion
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>>9709986
Have fun carrying 7 boxes of books she could've levitated herself you whipped fuck.
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Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults.

If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
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>>9710010
>that pinky
wat
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>>9709891

>Hands are hard to draw.png.
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>>9709985
Related, what's Noel's tumblr/DA/FA?
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>>9709994
>Not living in a community where you stone homosexuals

Of course, it's hard to prove, because the Quran specifically states that you need four witnesses before flogging someone to death, and how often do four people walk in on some guy fucking another guy?
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Hey all, how've you been?

Just a reminder that the MLPG Draw Event 2 is running on the week of April 28th. Submissions should be sent to mlpgdraws.tumblr.com, as well as any questions or prompt ideas!
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How does one ask a girl out?
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>>9710036
I gave you like 10 prompt ideas Nobody-san
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>>9709992
Now anon, we've been over this. She is my wife, not yours. You have to stop telling people that you're married to her.
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>>9710019
0/10
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>>9710010
>that thimble

IT GOT CUT OFF WHEN THE TEARS WERE CLOSING

THE MAIN CHARACTER IS COMSTOCK

ELIZABETH IS HIS DAUGHTER

GO HOME
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>>9710021
There's no confusion, there's just me, my wife, and a disturbed Anon on the outside.
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>>9710033
>how often do four people walk in on some guy fucking another guy?
>MLPGcon
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>>9709999
>turned 18 yesterday
>high school drop out
>never had girlfriends,friends or a hug
>the only possible highlights of this year is me getting autismbux and S4 not being shit
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>>9710010
Is there an Elizabeth pony yet?
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>>9710010
>Harriet Tubman's thimble

She isn't who she says she is.
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>>9710027
It is a looong and plot-related story

Short version: she doesn't have a pinkie
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>>9710040
Ask a pony out instead.
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>5'10"
>Have 6.5 inch dick
>Short, and short dick
>Will never be able to doggy a girl off of the edge of the bed

Man fuck life. If there's a god, he's a cruel son of a bitch that does't love me enough to make me at least 6'2" and give me at least an 7.5 inch dick.
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>>9710033
>He doesn't walk around the city in a party of 4!
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>>9710054
you're delusional anon.
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>>9710055
>implying I wont be fighting 5 other anons for a shot at the fat chick
>the dangers of being too cool.gif
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>>9710070
How does one ask a pony out?
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>>9710026
All you have to do is realize the people insulting you don't matter, for they were never smart enough to learn to ignore the things you don't like. Also know that criticism should usually not be considered an insult.
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>first day of class
>fell asleep, drooling all over the table
>students around me starts laughing at me
>takes picture of me sleeping with saliva all over my right side of face
>some dude woke me up
>they all laughed at me and starts throwing things at me
>run out of class and cry all the way home
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>>9710073
>at least an 7.5 inch dick.

the average is 5 inches and that's about what most girls can take
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>>9710091
There's a 3 day courting ritual involving dances and sometimes apples
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>>9710091
ey pone you wan sum fuck
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>>9710091
They love carrots, you could try that.
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>>9710077
Yeah, but the player character hates me and always makes the party of himself, the two girls and the gruff guy, leaving me in a group of three with the wacky animal sidekick and the kid.
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>>9710095
>not wearing sunscreen
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>>9710073
>6'4"
>Have a 7.5 inch dick
>Tall with a average penis
>ugly
>My only sexual desires for the past month was wanting to become a pony
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>>9710104
>5 inches and that's about what most girls can take

AHAHHAHA

You've never had sex, have you?
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>>9710116
You realize this makes you the elderly pervert, right?
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STOP IT ALREADY
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>>9710091
>hello [insert pony name], would you like to go out with me?
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>>9710047
And they're great. I just want to get as many as possible to get really diverse prompts.
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ME AND MY FRIENDS GET NO RESPECT
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>>9710117
But I do wear sunscreen. I burn so easily.
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>>9710120
>wanting to become a pony
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>>9710138
That's because you and your friends aren't ponies
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>>9710126
Yes I do...
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>>9710127
what if MLPG is just one of Pinkie's bad dreams
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>>9710146
>you ru her belly and feel a little kick
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>>9710127
OPEN YOUR MIND
LET US IN
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>>9710144
This shit always reminds me of the possessions in Evil Dead 2
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>>9710130

>that one girl that doesnt understand the concept of a date and asks "can I bring my friends?"
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>Wear fedoras
>constantly spout bullshit about "manliness" and how this generation "needs to be drafted"
>have no knife fighting technique
You're all a bunch of faggot sissies who couldn't kill a Filipino if he came at you with a machete and gave you a knife to defend yourselves with.
You bunch need to be rounded up and gasses.

At least those African-Americans know how to defend themselves and their neighborhoods.
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anyone got the album for comic 6? i seem to remember a passable version being on imgur
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>>9710091
I don't think you'd need to.

Applejack seems like the kind that would do the asking.
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>>9710130
>"Go out where? I'm kinda busy right now, maybe later."
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>>9710146
>that circle tool
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What happened to the drawfriend weeklong challenge? Did it start yet?
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>>9710167
Poor Twily. She tries so hard.
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>>9710167
She understands the concept you autist.

She's bringing friends so that it won't be a date.

Because she's not attracted to you, but she doesn't want to be mean.
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>>9710144
...and this is why I stick with transformation WRITING.
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>>9710170

maybe you should be telling the people who say that instead of us
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>>9710183
>tfw the Derpibooru pregnancy tag was inundated with circle tool edits
I'd say its better, but now it's been bogged down with BadgerBen's bullshit lately
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>>9710167
unf
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>>9710170

There posts are funny, since I never browse /r9k/. This is the kind of bullshit they talk about all day long?

At least Ponies are escapist fantasies for lonely men.
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>>9710193
The art can be decent
Writing is almost always better, but still
Photoshop is an evil, evil thing when it comes to fetishes though
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i'm thinking there's a problem if a child's idea of entertainment is exclusively computer games,tv and internet.

that this is perhaps a sign of difficulty with making and maintaining friends. and going to their rooms playing by themselves isn't helping, but giving up, prolonging the inevitable confrontation with people and getting and maintaining jobs to sustain independent lifestyles.

obviously it's not enough to tell the child to simply stop it. but to encourage/force them to face their fears. to face difficulties. substitute something in.
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>>9710173
>Applejack seems like the...Ass king
unf
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>>9710193
mental and physical transformation?
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>>9710171
fucking 4chan, seriously
it even thinks it's a dupe so i can't post it again
i wonder who got my image...

oh well, i have plenty more rarities where that came from
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>>9709999
>>9710073
>>9710099
>>9710170
>>9710211
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I want as much detail as possible, please no "met her in a bar, went home with her, one thing led to another and 3 months later shes my gf". Detail pls
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>>9710144
I don't want to experience a painful transformation.
I just want to be instantly transformed into a pony, and then I would try and find the nearest nor/mlp/e person and ask if I could live with them.

I'd reluctantly resist the urge to call them master, because it plays right into my domination fetish.
>mfw they would instantly treat me as the best thing ever.
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>>9710204
>clicking on /cg/ instead of /draw/
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>>9710188
See:>>9710036
you've still got time.
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>>9709736

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NXFa6kNcDi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NXFa6kNcDi
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NXFa6kNcDi

Couldn't resist.
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>>9710159
>It'll never be yours, just someone elses
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>>9710235
We got a regular Sherlock Holmes over here
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>>9710217
>Applejack seems like
>Applejack
>Jack
>Poker
>poke her
unf
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>>9710211

I don't think it's a sign of problems, but rather a cause. I got into video games because they're a hell of a lot easier than actually going outside and exerting myself. In middle school, all the other guys in my class did was play sports. There were no kids my age in my neighbourhood, so there wasn't much else to do besides staring at a screen.
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>>9710227
BOTH
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>>9710170

I don't need fighting skills, because unlike those "street smart" blacks, I have something called intelligence, and from that, the money to live near other civilized people, and to protect myself from invaders.

I live in a democratic, 1st world country, not the fucking State of Nature.
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>>9710242
Hey, the Gary's Mod morph thing wasn't too bad.
At least it's not as bad as clicking on /penis/ instead of /furry/.
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DAILY REMINDER

TUNE IN TO MLPG ON THURSDAY NIGHT. 10PM CST

ME AND MY GRANDPA'S MARE ARE GONNA HAVE SOME "FUN"
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>>9710244
Can we submit as anon eventually. I've been thinking of pulling a Tofu for the last few days, and this might be my chance to start over.
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>>9710144
When does "appreciating the pony form" cross into full-on furfaggotry?

>tfw no pony ears
>tfw no tail
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Alright, we'll start the auction of at $5
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>>9710242
What? Is there a transformation imageboard?
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>>9710285

I don't buy it.

And please don't. It would make the god damn news, and make us look even worse.
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>>9710288
Sure thing, I think we had some anon submissions last time too.
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>>9710295

$5.10!
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>>9710295
One hundred US dollars!
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>>9710237

> freshman year
> make friends with a dude on my floor during orientation
> go to cafeteria, he sees a girl he was friends with from high school
> we sit and talk, she was really bubbly but i didn't talk that much
> the guy and i have a lot of the same classes and the girl comes over to hang out with him and ends up doing homework with our group of friends
> group gets pretty close (there are other girls there too) and we hang out almost every night
> start making an effort to chat her up
> she always wants to go on walks when she can't concentrate on homework and i volunteer to go with her
> walk around quiet school buildings
> walk around the dorm room
> begin talking a lot
> jokingly poke her one day, she reacts hilariously
> we realize we're both really ticklish and start trying to poke each other and pretend to be ninjas (stupid as hell i know)
> she starts poking me spontaneously
> go on more walks, more conversations

it was pretty easy for me. she confessed to me one evening that she liked me and that was that. but before that the poking and tickling meant that we'd kind of touched a lot

and would have flirty moments where i trapped both of her hands and would smirk at her
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>>9710241
>tfw you will never have a 300 lb neckbeard brush your mane and call you pretty
>tfw you will never wait for to lose weight, and then have him ride on you.
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>>9710285
I hope she shatters your sternum. No offense.
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>>9710241
>>9710193
>>9710204

I remember I stumbled onto someone's TF comic on deviantART years ago - some special-agent who could turn into a cross between a human and a Dragonair.

She'd snuck into a base or something and had to destroy a control panel or something like that - so naturally, they dedicated three pages or some ridiculous number like that to her transforming, and one panel to destroying the controls.

I said something along the lines of "I'd have just shot the damn thing." They got really offended.
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>>9710307
I hope it ends up on the news. Shit would be hilarious.

Imagine the face of the cop who sees the chat window of the stream.
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>>9710170

>knife fighting technique
It's been historically proven that the best and most indefensible technique is randomly stabbing in as rapid of a succession as possible. The idea is that your opponent will be stuck trying to dodge the strikes until they eventually fail.
The best technique is your instinctual reaction.
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>>9710295
I'll trade you my holofoil Fancy Pants and give you a stick of gum
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>>9710311
All right. I'll do some soul-searching and come to a decision. Thanks
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>>9710241
>resist the urge to call them master
But that's part of who you are now. Don't fight what's in your nature, what feels right.

Be a good, little pony and give yourself wholly to your new owner
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>>9710295
$50 and a coupon for a free hat at Rarity's Carousel Boutique!
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>>9710242
Some 3d stuff isn't that bad
Generally not worth looking at, much less actually fapping to but not anywhere near the level of amateur photo manipulation.
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>>9710237

Met her at San Diego Comic Con last Summer. We were both cosplayin TF2 characters and talked a little at the meetup. . After we both added each other on steam and skype and began with just messaging but then would voice chat. When I met her though, I was with my ex, but we were in the middle of breaking up. She helped me through the breakup, reassuring me that it was the right thing to do, as it was abusive as fuck. We would talk to each other pretty much every day just as friends would, but every now and then we would get all deep about how much the other meant.

The thing was that she goes to college in LA, myself a few hours North, so I didn't want to get too committed due to school so I was waiting to tell her I liked her. But one night in November , I was tired of waiting to tell her so I said fuck it, then called her up, and told her I liked her, and she was so overcome with feelings that she couldn't get herself to actually say it back, and had to type it. Turned out she liked me from day one. :B

After a few more months of chatting and camming (not sexual) over skype I visited her in January and took the train. After getting comfortable with each other, I was just laying on her lap and asked her out rather casually, we then made out for hours. I haven't seen her since February though and I miss the lovin shit out of her.
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>>9710333
>rape
>rape
>rape
>rape
>rape
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>>9710285

>Anon is found dead, lying facedown in a pile of horse shit with his pants around his ankles and his sternum shattered to pieces and driven through his heart and lungs
>A laptop with a stream chat is open on a bale of hay nearby
>when the police pick up the computer, the first response of everyone in the chat is "Turn the camera around - the horse kicked him out of frame!"
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>>9710347
I can focus on programming if I need to fap, anon.
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>>9710241
>I'd reluctantly resist the urge to call them master
There's a reason they're called /my/ little ponies
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>>9710359
god damn it mlpg
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>>9710330
Fetish communities are funny things
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>>9710355
>long distance "gf"

That's not a gf. That's nerd desperation.
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>>9710347
>either you choose not to put on the collar and be consider a pet or keep your (little) dignity intact
I wonder how many people would choose the leash
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This is what I was wearing .
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>>9710305
It sounds like the inflatechan board listings
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>>9710359
>>9710365
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>>9710387
It's more than what you have
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>>9710237

Well last summer I went to a concert with my now ex-gf and last minute, her friends tagged along to save money on transportation. Had a good night and everything, and fast forward to October, after we had split up, I went to a party and both the friends were there. One of em was kinda on my nuts and we drunk cuddled to sleep (effectively breaking the twos friendship of 13 years, apparently they were both into me) and we started dating about a month later.

And now she's the love of my life! and we took each others virginities

Pic related, it's us rolling tits at a smaller rave thing
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>>9710422
Those that do all get killed by their daughter.
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Since it looks like we're gonna be GFG and TFG for a while, can someone tell me where I can watch that Reward thing? Is it just on youtube?
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>>9710330
>I said something along the lines of "I'd have just shot the damn thing." They got really offended.
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>>9710451

Should be.
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feels self esteem boosting man
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>>9710451
Google finds easely. First result

http://vimeo.com/58179094
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>>9710447
What school does she go to in LA?

I live in LA, I should go pay her a visit, seeing as how most college girls will fuck anything that gives them booze
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Is everyone just waiting for the spammer to die?
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>>9710459
>>9710460

filename thread?
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>>9710442
Oh, nevermind then. I was hoping there was an imageboard dedicated to transformation.
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>>9710490
It's late night/early morning, people are snoozing
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>>9710471

>4chan filename
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>>9710498
There probably is
Just have to look around
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I want /soc/ to leave
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> Australian researchers have found that penis size is just as important as height when it comes to female assessment of male attractiveness, and that bigger is indeed better - to a point.

> The results of the study, which asked a group of women to rate the attractiveness of a series of computer-generated images of varied height, body shape and penis size, are published today in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Science.

> "We found that flaccid penis size had a significant influence on male attractiveness," the authors write, "males with a larger penis were rated as being relatively more attractive. Our results directly contradict claims that penis size is unimportant to most females."

> http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2013/04/09/3732272.htm

How does this make you >feel?
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>>9710508
>I want /soc/ to leave

It's an /r9k/ spammer.
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If you magically became Scootaloo would you try and keep up the appearance that you loved Rainbow Dash?
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>>9710510

Who cares, I'm not australian!
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>>9710521
manual spam at that
It's kind of sad really
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>average korean girls
>"wow military is so easy! why do guys complain about it all the time?"
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so did LMJ get his table for Bronycon?
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>>9710510
Nothing. Because I always knew dick size matters to girls. What girl wants anything 5 inches or less?

>tfw 9 inches
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>>9710522
I wouldn't have to try.
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>>9710422
The collar is great. The moment it's clamped around your neck, that faint voice in the back of your head telling you to resist gets snuffed out.

It leaves more room to remember how a cute, little pony should behave.
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>>9710528
>manual spam at that
>It's kind of sad really

...manual? Holy shit. I thought it was a bot.
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>>9710532

I dunno. Has he posted about it?
I got mine.
So I won't be sharing mine with his, like last year.
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>>9710506
I found a generic furry imageboard and a TF2 imageboard... but no TF imageboard. Guess I'll just keep relying on FA.
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Why is she so maude?
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>>9710531

korean military training consists of nothing but playing starcraft
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>>9710546
What tumblr is this from?
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>4chan x v3
I have no idea what the fuck is happening
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>>9710543

why do i find this so cute
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>>9710546
Man
I really want a pet pony
Not against their will or anything, but one that really enjoys it
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>>9710556

Because she's suppressing her natural female instincts for submissiveness and maternity and subscribing to an ideology based solely on victim-hood and criticism.
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>>9710568
http://crade-elcin.tumblr.com/image/47301107225
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>>9710570

What's happening?

I just use inline.
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>>9710570
where do you go for that again?

whats it doing?
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>>9710549
Heya Braeburn. You're sharing a table with Dovne, right?
And if he got his table, he should have gotten the email already. Seems like everyone that got approved got theirs right away.
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>>9710570
I really don't see any problem with it.
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>>9710522

hmmnah.tiff
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>>9710556

It's a mix of

>being uneducated
>not understanding other points of view
>having fascist elements
>being uneducated
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>>9710549
I hope he doesn't. Otherwise, it'll be a confirmation that getting a table at bronycon is a popularity contest.
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>>9710578
thanks brah
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>>9710510
Makes me feel like I don't give a shit.
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>>9710587
Its different an weird and I hate change and the QR box looks weird
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>>9710570
A refresh fixed it, but yea that shit was weird.
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>>9710556

she looks like she is really crazy in bed, probably likes to get spit on and her hair pulled

we are failures men because this bitch should be taking a hard cock in ass daily to shut her up and keep her happy, pretty sure thats all that she wants
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>>9710549
I think he did.
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>>9710606

Screenshot that shti nigga. I want to see if I should try it out.
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>>9710586

I think I'm sharing with him, yeah. A couple other friends of mine got tables too, so it'll get worked out

>>9710593

I don't think it's a popularity contest. It's almost all based on when you registered. Though I think there may be exceptions.
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>>9710556

CHANTY HAS FOUND YOU!
CHANTY HAS FOUND YOU!
CHANTY HAS FOUND YOU!
CHANTY HAS FOUND YOU!
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE YOU CAN!
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE YOU CAN!
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE YOU CAN!
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHILE YOU CAN!
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>>9710572
Maybe pony really wants to be a pet.
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>>9710572
It's not against their will. You just help them realize how much better their life would be if they gave themselves to you.

It's for their own good.
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>>9710632
A man can dream...
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>>9710626
He didn't get in btw, saw it on his tumblr. There is some justice in the world.
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>>9710624
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>>9710573
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>>9710613
Nope.
http://jayisbutts.com/post/47523210903/e-mail-from-vendors-bronycon-yes
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>>9710636
Well not like that picture...
I wish there was a word for it. Pony wants to willingly be my pet, obey commands, wear a collar etc. but she is by no means bound there if she doesn't want to be.
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>>9710592

But what doesn't she understand?
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>20percentfedora

Okay, there is no fucking way this profile is real.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/20PercentFedora?cf=regular
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>>9710654
Petplay?
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>>9710665
Basically, but it's a bit beyond that.
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>>9710546
I seriously recommend anyone who's into mind-breaking TF stuff to read the Zephyrwritefag's fic.
Seriously, it horrifyingly arousing.

He still updates, go check out the catalog and search for transformation.

Great now I gotta go fap about being a pony.
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>>9710637
a pone can dream
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>>9710637
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>>9709757
Hopefully I fixed the torso up a bit
Sai crashed while I was inking, so maybe next time
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>>9710650

I'm actually pretty surprised.

But also disappointed because I'm sure his fans will raise a ruckus.

I'm just glad I got my application in within minutes of them opening.
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>>9710650
>he canceled his flight instead of going anyways and hobnobbing it with folks

haah waaw
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>>9710650
Today... is a good day
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>>9710676
Still looks pretty cool
Nice jorb
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>>9710650
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>>9710671
Link it, I'm horrifically lazy
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>>9710661

>preacher
She doesn't understand that warnings of hell are out of compassion, not offensiveness.

>MRA
She's right that masculinism should work for feminism but then begins to completely misunderstand all of their views.
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>>9710648

Why is that comment filed so tiny?
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>>9710664

It's not.
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>>9710699
the bottom right corner implies you can drag it to resize it
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>>9710664

>20PercentFedora

holy shit. it's just that name, it just, goddamn
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>>9710556
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>>9710572
>implying everyone in this thread won't be asking for it.

I know at first I'll be screaming for my pride,dignity,independence and sense of ego but after a few days I'd give way into being a pet.

The idea of my humanity desperately clawing to retain control just makes me even hornier.
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>>9710717

It's trying way too hard, honestly.
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>>9710703

How do you know?
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What was the fallout from the Las Pegasus fiasco? What's the update?

The people running it still living in hiding?
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>>9710727
It's weird because I like the idea, but picturing myself in that situation is a real turn off for me.
I guess I'd rather dish it out.
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>>9710693

>masculinism should work for feminism
yeah, equality and what not...
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>>9710664
>Ethnicity Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
>Height 3′ 0″ (0.91m).
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>>9710699
I dunno
lol
Can access settings either
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Is MLPG really good at ignoring the spam, or are the responses to the posts actually us?
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>>9710693

I'd maybe say work with feminism, but never for feminism.
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>>9710572
But I want to marry Fluttershy, not make her a pet
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>>9710632
You know, when it comes to actually imagining having a pony as a pet, I don't think I could sexualize it.

I mean would you really fuck your own dog?
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>>9710654
It's just not the same unless you get to watch that last spark of rebellion sputter out of their eyes, and be replaced by a fuzzy glow of submission and adoration
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>>9710691
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1kj56IEmCeHczi8lB1LWsuWlbvkWl3C_kIadH08TS1tE/edit


here's a doc with all writers
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>>9710626
Neat. We should at least say hi at one point, then.
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>>9710757
No but a dog isn't sapient.
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>>9710757
If she was sapient enough to want it, maybe
And dogs aren't cute/arousing like ponies
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Holy shit

Why did I not watch the Reward sooner
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>>9710751
Some of the posts are obviously MLPG
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>>9710757
A dog can't give consent. A talking cartoon pony can.
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>>9710757
maybe
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>>9710757
But you wouldn't want to...disappoint your pony now, would you?
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>>9710772
Because you're a huge faggot?
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>>9710556

Guise.. do you have links to videos where I can watch the hilariousness of her madness?
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>>9710772
You have a link handy? I'm lazy, and been meaning to share that with people.
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>>9710737
>implying your master wouldn't subjugate you into being a nice pet by establishing dominance over you.
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>>9710793
See >>9710473
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>>9710784
I'd argue that, but I kind of am a huge faggot for putting it off for so long.

That's the kind of shit I want to do
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Jay is literally the only person I know of who HASNT gotten accepted.
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>>9710556
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>>9710792

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npvWGCPv2j0
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH2cceoyIMg
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQs0I6AQxw

It all involved the black preacher.
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>>9710793
Sorry, on phone.
It was the first result when I looked up 'The reward' on youtube though.
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>>9710809
I don't think PK did.
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>>9710727
There's a fic like that

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/71742/let-the-music-flow

It's a story where Vinyl Scratch uses hypnotic suggestions in her music to make Octavia more and more submissive
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>>9710806
>>9710826
Thanks. Have some ponk.
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>>9710828
Now that's a fucking shame
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>>9710794
Yeah, nah.
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Furries seem so crazy. I think it started up by true believers who wanted a fantasy. But I think a lot of the people who got into it are just people who are looking for escapism.
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>>9710836
You're telling me it costs almost half a million dollars to feel Pinkie's butt crack?
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>>9710473

>Show the reward to my cousin
>first thing she asks after watching it was if they are bi?
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>>9710794
>all he'd have to do is deny you sex when you go into heat

Good luck trying to fight your own body.
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>>9710828
Damn. There's a waiting list though. Here's hoping some people drop out, and she doesn't write it off immediately like he did.
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>>9710828

That is unfortunate. It must've been due to registration time, I suppose.
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>>9710794
>implying the pony won't turn the tables on you and fit you with a special collar while you slept

And she'll be sure to take good care of you
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>>9710830
For some reason this reminds me of this one fic where Vinyl is a destitute but cheerfully optimistic down-on-her-luck DJ looking for work and Octavia is rich and promises to give her a job.

Octavia ends up getting Vinyl addicted to meth and turning her into a broken dependent addict.
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>>9710836
>COME ONE
>COME ALL
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>>9710847
It's a Chapelle's Show parody. It's 450,000$ worth of crack, and a party.
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any good new pone news
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>>9710850
pfffhaha

>NOW WHO'S IN CONTROL
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>>9710856
>>>/flutterrape/
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>>9710810
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>>9710849
Probably the part where they share the bed.
>tfw sleepovers for years sharing beds, evolved into "crashing your place" sharing beds
>wake up with your friend rolled over in your face and snoring
>"dude, get off"
>go back to sleep
Why's everyone gotta worry 'bout the homosex all the time?
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>>9710871
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>>9710868
You have to be joking.

Someone is actually defending that show?

I'm in fucking tears.
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>>9710856
Frankly I'd like the idea of this better if I knew what she was up to, and just before she tries to slip the domination collar around my neck, I grab it from her and wrangle it around her own in a single quick movement.
Her eyes would go from focused and devious to horrified as she reaches up and hooves at the foreign device clasped beneath her head.
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>>9710868
>if you don't like something don't express your opinion
Sometimes I find it hard to believe these people exist
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http://jayisbutts.com/

>those last two posts
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>>9710881
I think it's vanity. Straight dudes tend to think their irresistible to all gay guys.
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>>9710868

>rabid cleaveland show fans exist

what the fuck
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>>9710881

Because despite the fact that "masculine" is defined by strong, and "feminine" is defined as weak, even the smallest hint of damage to masculinity will make it cry out like a baby.
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>>9710890
how do you do that if you're asleep
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UFC fighter gets suspended for speaking against trannies fighting women.

You can't make this shit up.
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>>9710868
>>9710893
If there were one thing I wish I could go back in time and erase, it would be everyone taking offense to the smallest shit.
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>>9710890
oh yes
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>>9710904
I stay awake
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on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your depression
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>>9710897
>Cancelled flight
>Non-refundable
>$950
What the fuck?!
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>>9710897

>he actually cancelled immediately

Watch. Watch him beg for money.
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>>9710897
>Going on jay website
Not even once
Screen cap it or something, I dont want to catch the furry
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so i dont understand.

if feminists are all just truly mad because hey never get the dick, then why dont we just start a massive campaign to have sex with all feminists so that feminism can be destroyed, or at least postponed, until they wan sex again?
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>>9710913
you can't be awake forever, anon
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>>9710915
0, got over that shit in my teens.
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>>9710897
I feel bad for him now
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>>9710907
I wish everywhere in real life was like 4chan where everyone just called eachother loser faggots all the time and constantly put eachother down and trolled

haha that would be so epic
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>>9710915
over nine thousand
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>>9710905

Good. He made reckless, offensive comments, what's the big deal.
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>>9710933
I'm a light sleeper
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>>9710915
>Depression
4/10
I want to be a pony.
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>>9710915
pone/10
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>>9710922

why the fuck would he do that?
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>>9710930
You'd be doing that once a month.
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>>9710772

Right???
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>>9710922
I flew to Boston from Amsterdam for 700 EUR return. 950 dollars for a domestic flight seems ridiculous.
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>>9710915
My depression cleared up by the time I reached 18.

I'm all burnt out on depression, don't get it anymore.
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What if pony liked to nibble on you
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>>9710857
That's terrrible
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