We went fast with the last one!Enjoy your freedom!Old: >>>/mlp/9672681
>Out of all the ponies you could be you pick rarity>You're asking for it.This is what happens when a dumb joke gets taken seriously
>This soundclip extension for the markerIt gives me feelingsFeelings of an almost HUMAN nature!CALL THE SCHOOL MASTER
>>9675751I'm ok with thisI will devote my wizardly prowess to learning how to planeswalk
Slow down mlpg.
>>9675893TAKE ME WITH YOu
>>9675891I had to turn it off because it was NEW HORSEing early
>>9675910Too fast for you?
>>9675751How do you cum with a sound in you? Just it just ooze out around the edges, or does it go back into you bladder?
At the Gara~
>>9675891Speaking of that, does the "NEW HORSE WHERE" play earlier for anyone else? For me it's around 200 images give or take a few.
Re-linking because it just is too hilarious.https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1365386852881.png
>>9675940It's not an issue if the sound is hollow
>>9675944All the fillies?
>>9675950THIS IS MEGHAN'S FAULT
>>9675869>>9675686>tfw no good humanized pone smelly feet art
>>9675950Its not really funny as much as its a statement.
>>9675887As with everything on Tumblr
Imagine if the CMC didn't exist
>>9675910Shit sonyou crazydamn soncalm down
Would a pony Bioshock Infinite?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HbCkU_-cMHow mad does pone get?
>>9675950Fluttershy's "heeeeee'sa bear" read in Party of One is one of my favorite lines.
>>9675991>Playing a cheap knockoff
>>9675965Foot art in general tends to be awful, smelly feet even more so. Archetype is a good artist.
>>9675958YO BRUVm EY STOP POSTING THAT OL PEDO SHIT MATE.
>>9676008>"It certainly looks impressive"Good god Sierra is that the best quote you had for this game?
>>9675950Right is all blocky, literally edgy and retarded. Also enjoys tea parties.FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSST!
>>9676005Stop being gross anon.
>>9675958Is that the alicorn filly from Twily's flashback in Lesson Zero?
>>9676034>This Potato Is Only For Drinks!
>>9675977I'd rather they exist.
>>9675965You'll have to settle for normal feet
>>9675996>average call of duty players
>>9675940NoIt shoots out the edges with insane pressureIt makes a god damned mess
>>9676019Harder? You're pretty weird, dude.
>>9676071>Babs Seed has joined your party!
>>9675965I've been planning on practicing feet, if you'd like.Not smelly or fetish stuff, I just think they're fun to draw.
>>9676042"Maybe it will be okay"- IGN
>>9675996IM THE FOKIN BEST M8
>>9675977I don't want to imagine such a hell
>>9676119i swear to go she had better get enough speed to not get doubled or she is hitting the bench so hard
should i color y/n
>>9676073Yeah, I like this guy's Lyra feet a lot.
>>9676071>posting gifsWHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY
>>9676153>loira with socksyescolor
>>9676073for some reason the idea of giving humanloiro a foot massage excites me more than the actual "foot" aspect of it
>>9675996>STOP KILLING ME AND LET ME KILL YOU INSTEAD!!!Overall gist of CoD screaming.
>>9676153eh, I don't like it too much, seems too symmetrical
I hate foot fetishist so much.
>>9676153No.Draw more HUGE LOIRO and Anon instead.
>>9675977WHYWHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THIS TO HAPPENThis actually gave me a sting in my heart.
>>9676143WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
>>9676153go aheadI wish I could reach out and take those hooves in my hands...
>>9676174I want humanlorio to rub my wingpits
>>9676169that is still my favorite scene in the show
>>9676096I'm not sure if I like this sound of this or not
>>9675981>tfw you've made no friends in collegeStill not desperate enough to put stupid pins all over my shit and be a huge flaming brony.
>>9676207Probably the best scene in season 2.Well, that stagecoach chase in TLR was pretty great, too...
>>9676174feet are really sensitive, foot massages are great foreplay
Pretty Princess Quest is underway if anyone wants to participate. Hoping to pick up the slack tonight.>>9676109Also how about a joke?Ever notice how the Elements are really good at kicking evil's butt?That because they are the Elements of HARMony!
>>9676071Personally I think the CMC episodes should have stopped after the talent show. We already saw what their actual talents were, the joke should have stopped there. Individual episodes? Sure.Them up to their old antics in the episodes? Sure?More of their own episodes. Fuck no.
lez do this
>>9676153pony should socks
>>9676129Try drawing some cute feet.Maybe do Dashs, and heck, draw a toering around one.
>>9676185>"3, 4, 5, 6!">"Our cheer squad sucks all the school spirit>"GO HOME TEAM!"
>>9675991No pony would play a better videogame.
>>9676228Nigga you seriousJust talk to people next to you. Find common ground on something.
>>9676263what we doing?
>>9676282MLPGA thread should be
>>9675981She doesn't realize this only works if you're a girl and want to attract guys
>I've worked as an administrator for a website for nearly two years. My job was to manage the community of about 8,000 members and lead the moderator staff. I had several bronies working on my staff (by my higher up's choice) and today I got sick of them posting their pony crap everywhere, and asked them to stop. Well, they ignored me and resulted in calling me a "hateful, ignorant, bigot" at which point i suspended one of them for one day. No big deal right?>Wrong. That piece of shit brony went to my boss and warped the story to make me seem horrid. My boss wouldn't even listen to me, and fired me for being "homophobic and consistently causing trouble within the staff.">I tolerated bronies, hated them, but tolerated them. This pushed me over the edge.
>>9676282>not posting "Daily Reminder"fuck you
>>9676272What about some sweaty dash feet?
>>9675769>Standing around>smelly fat brony comes up and bothers youWould you want this to happen? Would you want them to even talk to you, no less touch you? Personal fuckin' space bro. Maybe "sexual harassment" is too strong a term, but you can be sure as hell I wouldn't want that shit to happen to me. You guys should know better than most that the brony fandom is a bunch of autistic fuckwits who have absolutely no idea how to act like adults. You should be supporting her. It's the same shit we've known since day 1.
>>9676258*actual giggling occurring behind this keyboard*
>>9676259My field study of 1 little girl says she loves the Cutie Mark Crusaders but if they don't get their cutiemarks really soon she is going to get tired of their shit. The only saving grace for them was Babs Seed.
>>9676303this is why you keep your damn pony interests under wraps
>>9676259But they have the best episodes.H&HDFAD (technically)PVC
>>9676282You know, when you write it like that yeah we do have a big stupid us vs them elitist mentality with a persecution complex....but given the alternative and our history, what the hell else would we be?
>>9675887>This is what happens when a dumb joke gets taken seriouslyThey're autists. They don't understand how to behave like adults, or what "jokes" are. They're also sociopaths who can't see past their own personal self interest. Manchildren basically.
>>9676263is it that time already?
>>9676185Goddamn Pinkie is a slut
>>9676347>H>&>H>D>best>even remotely good
>>9676314Not sweaty feet, just a sweaty Dash relaxing after a workout chilling barefoot under a tree or something
>>9676335fuck you. he's still doing my pank with pinkies requestgive him some space
>>9676282>true fansAlso the love and tolerance crap is a /b/ thing
Marker x Anon engaging in fetishes greentext where?
>>9676351>They don't understand how to behave like adults, or what "jokes" are.>They're also sociopaths who can't see past their own personal self interest.we've got a few people like that here...
>>9676361>ruffled pantiesyesyes please
>>9676373What is with you people and sweat? My original request seemed just fine.
Which pony is more likely to kill their friends for fun and profit?
>>9676311Is that the guy who made the death threat video to seth, and fired the shotgun at an old barn or something.
>>9676361who drew this?
>>9676361They'll cheer you on, no matter what you're doing
>>9676416For fun? Pinkie
>>9676390real horses have big fat asses, the show is fairly accurate
>>9676361pank is the only one without pantiesall of my yes
>>9676311I didn't actually think people did this.When I was in line at Everfree, this tower of sweat and fedora started talking to me about his OC. I just kinda smiled and said 'cool', then turned back. He went on to tell me her back story, and even pulled out his fucking laptop to show me the comics he drew of her, dripping sweat the entire time (it was like, 60 degrees). The whole time, I'm just awkwardly fucking listening to him, hoping the line would hurry up.
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEEDA FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM SEE
>>9676311God forbid somebody should go outside in public and meet people
>>9676409>there is an entire subroddot dedicated to hating on broniessubscribed
>>9676417>Is that the guy who made the death threat video to seth, and fired the shotgun at an old barn or something.No, that was another guy. I don't have the vid, but this one was making some kind of plea to the staff or something. He was really sweaty and nervous looking. Very creepy. There's another brony who's a scary dumbass who fired a shotgun, and then set fire to some woods.
>>9676416>killing your brothers in arms>any yearabsolutely disgusting
>>9676426>"2! 4! 6! 8! Anon can really masturbate!">"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"
>>9676277I stopped coming here for a while to force myself to be incredibly lonely and without any social interaction at all with hopes that something in me would finally break and I'd push past my awkwardness and make a friend. Didn't work though, I tried to talk to people and it was incredibly uncomfortable for everyone because I am just too fucking awful at everything. I gave up and now I'm back here.
>>9676361>that dashI want her to wear that Cheerleader outfit and tease her for wearing something so girly and watch her get mad and blush
>>9676409>stoopid forum admin revoked my mod privileges because of bronies!!! :*(
>>9676461I don't think you know SMT well.>>9676428I see her as a Chaosfag personally.
>>9676443>God forbid somebody should go outside in public and meet peopleIt's all about personal space, and respecting others rights to not be bothered. You can, if you're an adult, tell when to talk to someone, and when not to.But these people are on the autism spectrum so they can't.
>>9676379>/b/ produced love and tolerance>/co/ produced CupcakesI don't know which is worse, the sickeningly sweet forced friendship from people taking the /b/ joke seriously or the tremendous popularity of grimderp shit based on Sergeant Sprinkles's trollfic.
>>9676472LOL SO TSUDERE!
>>9676311I'm just saying that I find the mentality weird.You're going to a convention filled with nerds, you're going to a convention dressed as a character from a popular show/comic/movie/whatever and you're expecting people to not make weird remarks about you? Most of which are just jokes.And I don't just mean the brony fandom. This stuff happens all the time with female cosplayers. It's like women don't know how to take jokes.I hope I don't sound like a misogynistic
>>9676468get a xanax/klonopin prescription, it helps with the "freezing up" thing
>>9676489who would be a Neutralfag?
>>9676512that shit turns you into a zombie
fillyshy is kawaii pon...im trying to sketch something out that's relatively simple to test a new coloring technique
>>9676379/co/ created it
>>9676472Tomboy girls are so cute when they're mad at you
>>9676468Jeez man, if it's actually that bad, go get some help.I don't mean pop pills because of it, but go to a public speech class or something.
>>9676463>bleachers full of ponies outside your window>they hold up a giant banner that says "JERK IT!"
>>9676539I love you mew
>>9676444>taking part in hatedoms>any year
>>9676472I want to slowly pull down those panties with my teeth
>>9676521Fluttershy or Applejack.Rarity and Twilight would lawfags because they're not idiots.
>>9676539Is that a filly?
>>9676409>"Community manager"Not a real job.
Hey guys, I know you're not fond of OCs in general, but I wanted to get a second opinion on something, as far as OCs go.What do you think of this design?
>>9676472In retaliation, she'd make you wear it and do a little cheer for her
>>9676538isn't that what it was? I thought Sprinkles wrote that thing because he hated PinkieDash
>>9676538>implyinghe wanted to do it as a test for himself
>>9676589boring in its simplicity
>>9676589She looks like pasta
>>9676539>tfw this will get at least 200 notes no matter what
>>9676540>>9676583Get on the ball, niggasCircuit animated that shit >>9676429
>>9676567...can I get a volunteer from the audience?
>>9676589not enough contrast between colors, it's hard on the eyes
>>9676496It's a convention. The whole point is to meet and to talk to people. If you can't handle that, then maybe you shouldn't be going to conventions, or at least learn how to deal with it.
>>9676463>"1! 2! 3! 4! Anon shops at the store!>"STOP FOLLOWING ME!"
>>9676589Her eyes pierce my soul
>>9676589Eyes are a terrible color. Butt mark could be a different color.
>>9676589A little plain, but there's nothing wrong with it.
>>9676589Too monochromatic. The eyes should be something that pops a bit more. Maybe make the mane a bit more saturated.
>>9676589What's she do? Medical stuff?
>>9676569i- i love you too>>9676586yis
>>9676601No. He came up with that excuse later, but he really wanted to make a grimderp fic.
>>9676539Draw CC and Libman pone hanging out together in their wonderbolt outfits.
>>9676507>I'm just saying that I find the mentality weird.>You're going to a convention filled with nerds, you're going to a convention dressed as a character from a popular show/comic/movie/whatever and you're expecting people to not make weird remarks about you? Most of which are just jokes.The only thing I can say is that she's seriously naive. These people are fucking weirdo nerds with mental health issues. She should have been more aware of what she was up against.Fantasy and Sci-Fi cons, since they've started have always had to tell people to fuckin' bathe. These people are that fargone that personal hygiene is a mystery to them.
>>9676589Not enough contrast in her colors , I thinkAnd I'm not a fan of the single braid being her only hairAlso her eyes are pretty terrifying, but that's just the artStill a pretty cute pony
>>9676584>Lawfags>not idiotspfft. got that yhwh dick all up your ass don't ya.
>>9676620 i still like to post the original because i made it
>>9676589But really, she's too bland. Change eye, bows, and CM color to something else that complements, but stands out. I'd also change the tail to match the mane more, maybe a braid?
>>9676666And I did the Babycakes voice. Thank you for the edit.
>>9676624>in the middle of an exam>"Let's get rowdy, do your best! Anon can really ace this test!">the professor flunks you
>>9676463>They do it as a prank first>They find out that you can jerk it for an hour>They keep coming to your room>Less cheering now, just the mares staring in astonishment
>MLPG hates OCs>MLPG has the best OC making advice
>>9676562Not him, but the awkwardness of putting yourself out there is glaringly obvious for everyone involved if you have bad anxiety. You can physically feel how uncomfortable you are and everyone around you is, exposure therapy doesn't really work in severe cases.
>>9676650Some cons actually pass out complimentary soaps
>>9676688am I the only plushophile in this thread?
>>9676696We hate shitty OCs. Ones that at least look decent are tolerable.
>>9676696But we love OCsJust so long as they're made by decent artists
>>9676696No, no. We hate bad OCs. Its not our fault that most OCs are fucking terrible.
>>9676589don't be afraid to use more color. it works sometimes
>>9676696Most of us don't hate OCs, we just have a culture of shitting on stupid or unnecessary OCs.
>>9676685>"Close the blinds and lock the door, Anon is gonna look up porn!">SHUT UP
>>9676710"Complimentary pony scented soaps"
>>9676696MLPG doesn't really hate OC's though
>>9676710>Go to a brony con.>Shape soaps into ponies.>Sell them for ten bucks each.
>>9676696We hate shit OCs or bad self inserts
>>9676687>you catch them shuffling their feet and staring at the ground while blushing when they see you cum all over yourself
mewball plsdraw sad crystal poneshe's better for >feels
>>9676731They might not actually use them for that price.
>>9676739>cum all over yourselfThat's disgusting.
>>9676696Don't listen to the one guy slinking around shitting on every OC he sees, some are designed well.
>>9676696We have good advice because we hate bad OCs. It's really not that hard to make a likeable OC. It's just one of those common sense things that you think more people would have, like the "MLPG contributor's guide" posts.
>>9676663Stay mad, chaosfag
>>9676763oh lighten up you damn prude, it's not like you're just going to leave it there.
>>9676762Do you think I would care?I am selling SOAP for TEN FUCKING BUCKS
>>9676763It feels pretty good though, especially if you're naked and been on the stack for a few weeks.
>>9676696But I don't mind OC's that aren't terrible. If someone's looking for a way to make it better, I'll offer them some help.
>>9676763Don't worry, the ponies will lick it off of you
>>9676739>you will never be able to cum an entire gallon in front of a pone audience
>>9676663>>9676784You're both morons.
>>9676791What's the stack?
>>9676739>>you catch them shuffling their feet, grinding their butts into the wall and staring at the ground while blushing when they see you cum all over yourselfFIXD
>You will never be cuddled by big Marker
>>9676726Applejacks smell like apples, Twilight Sparkles like lavender, and Pinkie Pies like that generic pink stuff you get for kids>>9676731If I was brave enough to go to one of these, I would actually do this.
>>9676803t-that sounds rather unpleasant actually
>>9676763>>9676791Then the post-orgasm shame creeps in and you realize that trying to wash it off just makes it congeal and get stuck in your pubes for days
which OCs do you like, /co/?which ones you don'T like?
>>9676731that is genius.
>>9676789Nicely sculpted soap models would actually be pretty cool though. It'd be a model out of a single color/design that's smelly.
>>9676803I bet if you asked one of the unicorns would be willing to help with thatThe show must go on
>>9676687>>9676739>You'll never ask for audience participation>They'll never clamor for the opportunity>They thought you wouldn't be into cross species sex
>>9676823>anon doesn't know how to use soappoint and laugh everybody
I've been experimenting with my style. Do you like it? Any changes you would suggest?
>>9676803>none of them will make eye contact with you for a while afterward, all of them blushing bright red, not sure what to say
>>9676824I'm pretty indifferent to most OC's and don't know enough about the ones I don't like to tell you their names.
>>9676824I can't name many off the top of my head. It'd be easier if someone posted a list of them in a picture.
>>9676589Thank you for your feedback.And by comparison, what do you think about this design?
>>9676836>eventually you're sporting a cock long enough to reach your neck hard and balls the size of large cantaloupes>your climaxes last for several minutes, your body trembling lightly as hot spunk blasts out of your fat glans over and over again
>>9676435>(it was like, 60 degrees)Not doubting the rest of what you're saying, but I'm pretty sure it was up in the 80's all weekend.>>9676507>>9676650>>9676623Just because it happens doesn't make it a good thing. Meeting people and socializing is fine, but in the original example, a cosplayer had a lot of innappropriate attention directed at her, which wouldn't have been a problem if the people around her had acted with some basic human decency.My little sister cosplayed that same Rarity outfit last summer, and if people had acted like that around her you can bet there would have been hell to pay. Thankfully, Everfree was pretty chill.
>>9676854that's a good one, the catuaba + muira puama makes me too horny sometimes I don't take it, longjack is an excellent addition to the stack, and it actually raises test levels
>>9676824I like this one a lot. She's the mascot for the bronycon in my state.I'd probably go to it if I wasn't afraid of social interaction
>>9676859Find a way to add colors.That's interesting looking as all shit. If you got the coloring job perfect it could look like a painting
>>9676872Is that Chicken Butt's sister?
>>9676823>using hot water
>>9676872Can't really tell anything about itHair looks a little silly, maybe, but that could just be how its drawn
>>9676824anyone from Renne QuestMarkerTabasco and CokeSleepyheadPalette
>>9676868What about MLPG and contributor OCs? They should be familiar to most of us.Marker is a qt
>>9676818Can you actually sculpt soap? I imagine it's pretty involved.
>>9676884Sorry, I'm pretty bad at guessing temperatures.
>>9676893Does longjack only come in a powder form?
>>9676854>1000ml>1 litre capsulesThe fuck cosmo
>>9676854Where do you get all this stuff? How much does it cost?
>>9676836The next thing you know, you'll be brought to Canterlot to be petrified and placed in the middle of the city square as an unending, literal cum fountain.Your torture will be the biggest tourist attraction, next to walking tours of the castle.
>>9676823>post-orgasm shameWhat are you a protestant?
>>9676926GNC or online, I'm guessing.
>>9676824Love:Red RibbonLovelaceVelvetHobo PonyMTBanana ScentHate:Blue Blazes
>>9676731>make pony mold from mcdonalds pone>cast pony-shaped soaps>sell hundreds for $10 each
>>9676687>>9676739>>9676860>Pinkie Pie chimes in from the back of the crowd, completely unphased by the display>"Stroke it good 'till you explode! Anon can really blow his load!"
>>9676926>GNC did you even read the image?
>>9676917It's cool, I was just painfully aware of the temperature because I was in a suit all weekend.
>>9676924Flitter has needs, anon. If you don't think you can provide for her then maybe she should find someone else.
Can we get more specific?Which MALE Ocs do you guys like?
>>9676895I have to work on my coloring on a tablet. Still getting used to it and everything.
>>9676876>eventually you can't wrap you hands around it any more>a couple members of the audience step down to help>pegasi wings are amazing
>>9676914Really, you just need to make the moulds for them. Then you can melt normal soap down, pour them in, and wait for them to cool.It's like playing with those old Creepy Crawler bug ovens by using crayons instead of the goo that comes with it.
>>9676955WELP, IT'S HAPPENING.I expect prototype pics in a week or two.
>>9676973oh I can provide for her alright...
>>9676804agreedneutral master racehumanity stronk
>>9676824The quest OCs tend to be really cute.
>>9676970>holding the cover of that shitty furry music dudei used to listen to that guy, goddamn what was i thinking.
>>9676914yeah. We had a project in middle school where our class had to sculpt soap. it works fairly well
>>9676918Yeah, but you can get a capping machine. I just weigh it out, like a half teaspoon is about 1 gram. The 200:1 powder is the best, but it's really bitter, I just hold a little water in my mouth, dump the powder in, then drink more water to wash it down.
>>9676955>>9676731Oh jesus christhow do you make moldsI might do this
>>9677014Then take your vitamins so you can get stronger.
>>9676980Don't know what dala is. Thought you meant Dali for a second, he is one of my favorite artists.
>>9676955what do you do about the hair?
>>9676983I can't even think of any, reallyMaybe Braeburneds?But that's mostly just ambivalence, not really like.
>>9676983ur mums face faget
I love you MLPG. Do you love me? Because I love you even more if you guys don't.
>>9676731....I'd buy novelty pony soaps.Cinnimon Apple Applejack. French vanilla Rarity. Bubblegum cotton candy Pinkie Pie!
>>9676983Sad Sack and Jerry.Probably because I think of them as pony bess frens and that's cute.
>>9676908>Three brony OC'sPoint and laugh, everyone.
Good night MLPG
>>9676983Not a single one, they're all cunts.
>>9677063I love you more.
>>9677063I hate you. I wish you die. I wish you fucking die.
Do you want to have sex with your favorite pony?
>>9676970Anyone else find Nanaki's OC cute?
>>9677075>French Vanilla RarityOh yes. Pls. This is an idea that has to come to pass now. If somebody here doesn't do it someone else will.
>>9677063SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO TWERK
>>9677002>most of your day is spent groaning and spurting thick ropes of cum>your balls have to be milked every few hours or they get achingly full>some of the unicorns channel their magic in an attempt to be able to take you
>>9677037Who is that, Renard/LapFox?I think he's okay.I haven't listened to him since I stopped burning CDs full of brony remix music for my car, though, so upon a relisten I'd probably hate him/myself.
>>9677033The thing with quest OCs is that other people can bond with them far more than other OCs
>>9676926You can get l-arginine, zinc, and lecithin at any walmart or CVS. Muira puama and catuaba usually has to be ordered online, but it's cheap.
>>9677089I don't think males have those, Dan.
>>9677083I feel more inclined to laugh at you
>>9677093Only if she wants to as well.
>>9677063are you a pony?
>>9677063I luffle you 5ever dat mean more den 4-ever
>>9677078>they are MLPG's Snips and Snails
>>9676955>>9677053no use the blind bag ponies instead
>>9677093No.But I wouldn't decline any advances.
>>9677084good night parasprite comfy in best pony's mane
>>9677101that would be Twilight, silly
>>9677093yes, but only after we get married
>>9677049Get some plaster of paris.AND GOOGLE IT YOU FUCK
>>9677075Brony soaps:Damp doritoSalty smegmaManchild musk
>>9677142I don't believe you.Your fixation on applehips is far more than an idle fancy.
>>9677142What kind of reaction is that?
>>9677093if she wants to then yes
>>9677102I do.I also think Nanaki is a generally OK guy.
>>9677141If I could find a chunk of soap, I'd like to try actually carving.Then again, I don't know how to carve and don't know if it's illegal to sell that.
>>9677093yesbut oddly enough she isn't the one I fantasize about the most
>>9677122I wonder how many tears there would have been if she died.
Look! It's Rainbow Dash!
>>9677175He'd rather make love to her.
>>9677142what ep is this?
Lets pump it upWho are your favorite non pony OCS?Hard mode: No Saffron, No Icepack and No Corey
>>9677174>damp doritohow would doritos get damp?I've had a bag in my bedroom for a few weeks and they're still dry
>>9677197Hey, Rainbow Dash! Are you going to clear the clouds for us?
>>9677196i don't know, i can't imagine that with Renne or Saffron eitheri already cried like a bitch at the end when we LIVED
>>9677209Eventually doritos turn into sludge. Don't ask how i know or how long it takes or why I had to take the seats out of my car.
>>9677142why isnt pinkie pie moving at all
>>9677176>>9677175Oh anon, I have no idea what you're on about.
>>9677209maybe somebody masturbated on them?
>>9677120>they haven't succeeded yet, but you enjoy their attempts at least>and a couple of them are getting fairly close>and there's always the consolation prize>being too big to fit inside does mean that almost a dozen ponies have room to use their tongues at once
>>9677196remember in RQ3 when Raisin lost her mind, Pinkie died and almost everyone was convinced we had hit Game Over for good?it would have been something like that.
>>9677174Mountain DewRainbow Dash SweatFlutterbutter
>>9677205Does she count? GG will never finish that comic
>>9677209Doritos are fucking disgusting that's why
>>9677141I'm thinking about buying some blind-bag ponies, making reusable molds, and casting some pewter pones.
>>9677184he just needs to stop commissioning shitty porn of his anthro futa fursona and start commission good porn of his anthro futa fursona
>>9677197I get the harness around her middle is to hold up the wings.But why does she need one around her neck? What does that hold up?
>>9677093Passionately, I want her to maregasm so hard that her body quivers uncontrollably. Then we can fall asleep.
>>9677241oh, I think you do.
>>9677246>the unicorns go too far>you become a living core centered in a tangle of giant, undulating penis tendrils>you skim about the city on an ever-flowing trail of pre, leaving distended stomachs and orifices that gape and drool in your wake
>>9677248I wish I was there. I read the archive and giggled how everyone panicked.
>>9677273it keeps the wings level so they don't turn sideways or something?
>>9677241I'll be honest, Tex, I'm sensing some UST hereshe sure seems happy about being carried like that, doesn't she?
>>9677251>Rainbow Dash Sweatunf
>>9677273That one?That one just makes her feel sexy.
>>9677234People gush about how much they loved it and how emotional or fucking awesome it was.I didn't feel a thing besides "WooHoo we won"It's not LK, it's me.
>>9677268Don't make me hurt you, anon/
>>9677264That one by Nazuu is quite nice.
Who's going to be my friend?
>>9677093>favorite pony is Sweetie>those damn ficsUUHHCAN WE JUST CUDDLE
>>9677260I have a kind of perverse desire to try Doritos, sadly they don't sell them where I live
>>9677273She just likes feeling the sensation of being chocked a little
>>9677310I wanne see you try motherfucker
>>9677316No one. Go fuck yourself faggot.
>>9677273That's just a chokerLyra gave it to her
>>9677264>agree with Scootanon about Nanaki>agree with Scootanon about cryptocurrency>agree with Scootanon's choice of graphics cardI-I'm scared.
>>9677310His fucking earsare sofuckingstupid
>>9677296it was awful.and it felt like it was my fault
>>9677339Why would her sister give her a choker?
>>9677324>they don't sell them where I liveWhere the hell do you live, South Sudan?
>>9677264He's commissioned stuff from every single one of my favorite furry porn artist. Every one.Nanaki has ruined my fap sessions so many fucking times.
>>9677340Maybe you are Scootanon.
>>9677318>"What's wrong, big bro?"
>>9677318Sure.But what about when she's older, when the cute little kid who looked up to you like no-one else has turned into a beautiful young woman?
>>9677246>finally satisfied with your size, they stop growing you so they can focus more on stretching themselves out>one of them finally manages to get your whole glans inside>when you spurt she groans and is shot forward a whole foot as you paint her rear in gluey semen>the other unicorns just stare with their jaws slack
>>9677361>letting one character ruin the work of hundreds of artists for youAutism in action.
>>9677354http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos#Foreign_sales>Doritos are sold in North Korea despite sanctions
>>9677379Then I'll be middle-aged.
>>9677370Fuck off Nanako
Alright, so, tablets are like riding bikes right?Learned to do it once years ago and you never forget?God I hope so...
>>9677340You are becoming the Scootanon.Shh, join us. Embrace the orange.
>>9677351BecauseShe's only adopted
U N F
>>9677362I guess I'd better get some proper screencaps then.
>>9677386Suddenly all this war rhetoric makes a lot more sense.
>>9677382I said he's ruined my fap sessions, I didn't say he made me stop liking certain artist.Learn to read.
>>9677406Unresolved Sexual Tension.
>>9677280>all communication from Ponyville goes silent>everyone who goes to visit doesn't return>fairly quickly the princesses take notice, but Twilight keeps sending letters assuring them everything is fine>meanwhile the entire population of the town is swollen with seed and nearly constantly mad with pleasure>and eventually their bulging stomachs start to grow on their own
>>9677406Unresolved sexual tension
>>9677405Look! It's Rainbow Dash!
>>9677406University of Science and Technology
>>9677406unresolved sexual tensionit's what she has with squiggletail whenever they're onscreen together
>>9677101The color suits her better, plus its also classy
>>9677411Good lord, she's hideous!
>>9677413Hey! It's Rainbow Dash!
>>9677370Not those but still>>9677379Oh god yes. I would with all my heart.
>>9677411>reminded of that rapid pregnancy fic involving RD linked a few days agoUNF INDEED
>>9677417Well then.>letting one character ruin your fap sessions
>>9677414God help me...
>>9677234I could imagine it with Raisinin Raisin Quest there was this constant sense of peril. death could come at any moment, from anywhere, and the only thing keeping Raisin alive was the players' ability to think outside the boxRenne Quest was spooky, but it just didn't feel as relentlessly dangerous
>>9677340we're not different anon except that i like fillies>>9677405oh another me now neither of us will be virgins>>9677361its really hit & miss, some are terrible, some are great like the Fossil one
In my head canon, Lyra wants to be a black human
>>9677240She's seen bigger
>>9677411Woah! It's Rainbow Dash!
>>9677436But that's not unresolved.They've already resolved that they aren't the right ones for each other and are much happier for it.
>>9677351Because she's into that sort of thing
>>9677335>>9677426I will murder every single one of you faggots.He's my husbando, and I'll be dammed if I let any of you get your slimy little hands on him.
>>9677426Is Fluttershy Mewball's new waifu? Dibs on Lyra.
>>9677436TVT pls leave
>>9677251There actually is Mountain Dew scented soaps. I've seen them
>>9677340> cryptocurrencyYou mean Bitcoin and its derivatives?>>9677443I guess that's subjective.>>9677450RAPID pregnancy? That's a rare one. Do you have a link?
>>9677386>In 2008, Doritos were promoted by an "out-of-this-world" advertising campaign, literally beaming a 30 second advertisement for Doritos brand tortilla chips into a planetary system 42 light years away. The project was in collaboration with EISCAT Space Center in Svalbard, Norway. The "You Make It, We'll Play It" contest chose the winning advertisement that was transmitted on June 12, 2008. The ad was beamed towards a distant star within the Ursa Major constellation that is orbited by planets which may harbor life.Wat.
>>9677490>posting as your waifuwhat are you, gay?
>>9677464Raisin is to Renne as Raiders of the Lost Ark is to Temple of Doom
>>9677509No, I'm in a relationship with a female pony
>>9677494I knew about that years before I ever found tv tropesGod, fuck that site so much
>>9677426>>9677485http://i.imgur.com/Bvh9sWQ.jpgAccept it, Anon. It's canon.At least now mew has Sad Sack for himself
>>9677490Mewball's Lyra is just Fluttershy with a horn.
>>9677525I don't follow
>>9677465>FossilThat one? REALLY?The one where DracoJeff is fucking her is much better.
>>9677142You're a perv like everyone else Tex. You're just too afraid to admit it.
Would anyone know of a good Youtube channel or other website that hosts full episodes? I can't use my Netflix account as my dickhead roommates have access to that, and the usual hosts I know of have been raped vigorously by copyright claims.
>>9677451There's just so much of his OC. I could be on the verge of cumming then BAM GENDER BENT FUTA NANAKI PORN RIGHT IN MY FACEIt also doesn't help we share a lot of the same fetishes.
>>9677494Man I haven't been there in ages.Heard it went to shit. Wonder what happened.
>>9677542One is ADVENTURE danger and the other is creepy, bizarre, unknowable danger
>>9677508Well at least when the alien warships finally arrive in 2050 seeking vengeance it will feel well earned.
>>9677550Just google yayponies
>>9677505>You mean Bitcoin and its derivatives?Yeah, we had a bit of discussion last thread.
>>9677490Fuck you faggot, you can't dibs her.She's already mine.
>>9677299Her head is still off.
>>9677525so Renne's a dark & edgy retread of Raisin Quest with an ethnic stereotype for a sidekick, an annoying love interest, and no Nazis?
>>9677550Go on Yayponies.
Wow, I came across a small art dump of pregnant personhorses in another thread with a few "duplicate file" bouncebacks.Like this one.
>>9677550http://www.youtube.com/user/DanielCsukasAlso Try Dailymotion
>>9677551>It also doesn't help we share a lot of the same fetishes.How is that a problem? That just means there's one guy who'd give himself to satisfy your more perverted fantasies.
>>9677580Everybody clear out. I am the one true Lyrafag.
>>9677433Oh please Twilight, everyone knows you actually went to the University of North Florida!
>>9677447would you be her date to the prom?
>>9677525But Temple of Doom sucked ass, anon
You guys can keep your Lyra. Bonbon is superior.
>>9677595Do you actively search out the worst things you can find on the Internet?
>>9677485I'll fucking fight you and everyone who getting between me and my horsebando
>>9677595The idea of getting a warm, down home girl like Applejack pregnant and setting down together sounds......wholesome
>>9677615Get fucked, asshole, Bon-bon is mine!
>>9677615You too? I guess now we can be Bon Bros
>>9677568ohwell, sort of
>>9677616It's not such a bad drawing. I'm not even one for person horse.
>>9677608Would she let me?Wouldn't want to embarrass her
>>9677618From the thumbnail I keep thinking the fan is some kind of button input interface and this is actually some kind of flash porn game.
>>9677174>fragrance of frenulum>essence of equine>pinnacle of precuddle>tangy taint
>>9677380>she lies there with both her mouth and her vag gaping>while you continue to fire semen over her>the second unicorn in line gets impatient and shoves the first out of the way, rapidly being covered herself>not wanting to wait, her horn glows and you feel yourself pulled towards her
>>9677616> worst thingsThat sure sounds like an opinion.SOME worst things I just trip over.
>>9675228>>9675132>>9675063>>9674870>>9674758>>9674724>>9674681>>9674637What in the HELL are you people talking aboutAnd what is this mining for money thing
>>9677600It's a problem because I'm going to run into his OC every time I try to search up one of my fetishes on a furry porn site.
>>9677615I really want a cynical poneJust so long as she's sweet and personable when you're alone
>>9677580If you really loved her, you'd let her choose>TFW every one of the ponies in the show picks every poster here>people get jealous of the ones that got a main 6 but find out that their background pony sole mate is perfect for them.
>>9677606>"Why do you say that word so much when I'm around, anon?">"What does it mean?"
>>9677644Heh, more like BroBons, amirite?
Oh god someone helpPinkie Pie is touchign my butt!
>>9677665Anon plsWhy are you so slow
>>9677687Mind = Blown
>>9677663>you groan as you feel her push you forwards, your seed blasting open her winking lips>she lets out a throaty moan before gritting her teeth and shoving back hard>you wince as your sensitive tip plunges into her for a brief moment before pressure sends her popping off of you to get glazed like the first
>>9677705touch her back
>>9677681>every one of the ponies in the show picks every poster hereThat's quite an orgy!
>>9677603I will literally kill you in your sleep.
>>9677673>I have no idea that Lauren used to go to 4chan and talk to those pedophile racist animal killers.
>>9677644is it time for bonpuns?
>>9677687OH GOD SOMEONE KILL HIMDONT LET ANOTHER BRO WORD GET OUT
>>9677655let you? she'd be the one asking you! you were the first person to come to mind when she thought of finding herself onejust clean yourself up a bit, and don't be a wallflower. I'm sure the two of you will have fun
>>9677735HAHA OH I THOUGHT YOU WOULD JUST FIGURATIVELY KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEP
>>9677717Because I was watching a movie. Now what in the wild blue fuck are litecoins and how the fuck do I get free money from them
>>9677767No that's what Luna does
which horse has a medical marijuana guard for her glaucoma
okay. here's the plan. some time today, i'm going to start writing the new C.R. story. once that's finished, i'm going to finally finish Flutterabuse. once that's finished, i'm going to do two more C.R. stories that i was inspired to do from last night's threads. all of this is going to be done by month's end, hopefully. then i'm going to work on that CoC submission again.if you're wondering, this one is the pregnancy one. basic outline: pregnancy scare --> Rarity starts thinking about wanting to be a mother --> anxiety about age, possibility of defects, etc. --> sex --> preggo sex --> putting the 'M' into MILF. this will carry over to the other stories where appropriate.
>>9677745>mfw i can imagine applejack trying to make her own cryptocurrency, Applecoins, to make money for granny smiths new metal hipbones.shit nigga 30 dollars in 1 day, /pol/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT! they said it was happening.
>>9677742I really miss those days.
>>9677767>anon comes into your house when you are and whispers sweet nothings in your ear causing you to dream of horrible traumatizing things
>>9677764Then hell yeah I'd go!
>>9677642what about a fertile girl like Fluttershy?I hope you haven't already forgotten her little druidic ritual
>>9677817I think Applejack would be more fertile than Fluttershy
>>9677652Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. Horse-horses are great too.>>9677642Nothin' wrong with bein' a family man, Anon.
>>9677665this makes me wish I was /g/I have no idea what FPGA mining is but it sure sounds like a good way to make money
>>9677798>guard>they have a Royal Guard accompanying them at all times that carries their weed and smoke with them
>>9677672Then why not just fap to his character?Problem solved.
>>9677673>that entire everythingNo one should be responsible for the travesty we call "bronies" except the bronies themselves.
>>9677807This may be of interest to you then, >>9673832.Whole lot of nostalgiaing going on in there.
>>9677802just do it you wimp
>>9677817Did anyone bother to screencap that whole thing?
>>9677807Dick comparison thread?November 2010
>>9677802Sound good to me. You finish redoing the first one.And what happened in last night's thread? Must've missed them
>>9677687doesnt quite roll off the tongueI'll be sure to ask her what she thinks of itwaitOh you motherfucker
>>9677343Your ears are stupid.
TA FUCK WIT THE LOT OF YA
>>9677836>you will never cum that much
>>9677812hope you can dancebecause she's totally gonna want to dance with you
>>9677844>people nostalgiaing over season 2>"well on /b/" ...haha no
Why aren't you studying?
>>96778555'10", 6.75" long, 2" diameter. It works but I get as many complaints as compliments. ANY size can be a crapshoot.
>>9677871SB Rarilane when?
>>9677836Because I still have some self-respect.Daigo's drawing ponies now?
>>9677726>unlike the last one, she's not out of it yet>she stumbles back to her feet and braces herself as her horn starts to glow again>two earth ponies leave the crowd of onlookers and help hold her in place>she looks back at you as she prepares to try again>and fails to hide her nervous gulp, but you feel yourself pulled forwards again anyway
>>9677871your art is stupid
>>9677904Procrastinating is my special talent.Study = 0pone
>>9677908I mean how long have you been here you derp
>>9677875I remember when Daigo used to be insecure and his OC was a virgin. I see a bit of myself in him at times.
>>9677909I'm only drawing Snails and his penis now.
These 6 are hugged around you to create a suit of pony armor What part of your body do each of the ponies cover?
>>9677911It was an April Fools joke.He did admit Applejack is best pony though.
>>9677855>tfw you suddenly realize you've spent over 2 years in these threads
>>9677854unfortunately, I don't think sowhich is a damn shame because that was sexy as hell
>>9677855You can't start with a 10" black cock, Anon, it kills the discussion.January 20116.5"
>>9677871SBReal talk?I want to grab his earsand smack him with them
>>9677850i am doing it.>>9677860finished it a while ago: http://pastebin.com/AnDXmQCkand somebody mentioned Rarity being a matchmaker for Dash, then freaking out if she didn't think things were going perfectly. sounds cute to me. the other one is from a while ago.
>>9677904Because I have no idea what I'm doing with my life anymore.
>>9677879Why wouldn't I know how to dance? I'd dance with her all night if I have to (and I probably will)!
>>9677909Sorry sorry. Keep reminding me I've got a huge backlog atm.>>9677918YOUR STUPID IS AN ART!CHECK AND MATE!
>>9677904Twilight and Snails falling in love yadda yadda fetish pair blah blah shagalicious bow chicka wah wah aoooooga honk honk wubububububu and then they kiss.
>>9677925Fuck. Uh, I guess February of '10? Something like that.
>>9677855March 2011What can I say, the banning caught might attention and made me wonder what the fuss was all about
>>9677917>trying to hold back, you press your hands against the base of your cock>you push down just as she slams back against your massive cockhead, her hot winks nearly unbearable as she gets a good foot of dick inside her>time seems to stop for a moment, the fraction of your length inside her consuming your entire world>that's when your hands pop off of your dick and you feel the largest wad of sperm blast through your erection
>>9677979Holy shit I shouldn't have laughed so hard at this
>>9677969what do you have to do?
>>9677938>pegasi on feet>earth ponies on arms>Twilight on back>Pinkie on chest>wear twilight's crown as a helmet
>>9677673Can I get a source so i can laugh at them?
>>9677938Applejack on right legPinkie on left legDash on right armFluttershy on left armRarity over left shoulderTwilight over right shoulder
>>967785514 minutes ago[/spoiler[
>>96778551/11/11I shit you not
>>9677938Pinkie: codpieceEverpone else: who cares?Filler to throw you offFiller because reasonsOh gosh, More Filler?Even More Filler, Can you believe it?Protip: for serious, stretchy micropones ftw
>>9677959Ah, yeah that sounds real cute.And I like the way you write Rarara. Pretty close if you ask me.
>>9677999do you mean feb '11, cause the show wasnt out yet in feb '10
>>96779381 pegasus on each arm for flightEarth ponies in the front because fuck emunicorns form a helmet for magic
>>9677681>Ponies have their soul mates pre-ordained like their talents>They can easily spot someone perfect for them>You'll never have the pleasure of going from complete strangers to best friends to lovers to being completely and hopelessly in love with them>They moved in as soon as they chose you, so it all happened in what felt like an instant
>>9678066He worked on the show
>>9677421>You corner the last, resisting mare in an alley>in the blink of an eye, one of your stingers lash out, barely visible against the dark of night>the mare cries out in pain and grabs her neck, right before her eyes widen in realization and she lurches to her knees>your aphrodisiac toxin works fast. Within seconds, she's already immobilized and flush all over>she can only moan in futile protest as your tendrils glide beneath her and raise her up>her mixed whimpers of fear and urge you on all the more as you restrict her quivering form and easily pull her legs apart>you take your time drowning her despair in pleasure. She, this town's final spark of resistance, like a fine, aged wine, must be enjoyed to the fullest
>>9677938All of them are covering every part of me but my dick. It bobs free, ready to pound marecunts raw as the six of them watch.
Remember when WWU leaked?
>>9678046AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD
>>9677855January 2011shamerfur dispray, i know
>>9678066>not having a time machine
>>9677963well, some anons might be self-conscious about thinking they can't dance. you never know.and make sure you pull her in close during the slow dances. none of that arms-length bullshit.
>>9677855February 11th 2011
>>9678025two flipbooks7 pages of character designs for a classPinkie thingSnails updategeneral grindingand I'm also drawing a stupid furfaggy thing for myself right now
>>9677855like first day of may 2011pretty new I guess
>>9678114what the fuckmy sides
>>9678114Why is Chrysalis calling herself Kevin?
>>9678114still needs a Gilda edit with "Dweeb"
>>9677959you dropped this
>>9678086>tfw flash will draw for us again
>diggin how long you sit herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=fvr_qZuUn74
>>9678098>WWU leaks>Listen to it>Love it>Tired of it by the time it airs>Smile x3 leaks>Don't listen to it>Love it even more then I would have when it airs>S3 final song leaks early>don't listen to it>end up hating it when it airs
>>9677875> mfw I took the stack over the weekend I had with my LDR girlfriendDidn't even have L-Creatine, just L-Arginine, some D-Ribose (heart reasons) and tons of sunflower lecithin every day (2 x 1200mg thrice daily)There were times the volume was just ridiculous; it was like quarter a cup a time. It was like I was pissing every time I came, but it was hot white sticky cum. Not sure why, but sunflower lecithin seemed to really do the trick better than soy.
>>9676854why does flitter love cum so much, her sister is lewder
>>9677855first came here before FPK, then stayed during the firs hiatus.
>>9678114>not making it say "Dweeb" and "Gilda"steppeth it uppeth
>>9678066Yes, sorry, double-derp.
>>9678184Cloud Chaser told her that it helps her lose weight
>>9678126At least you get to learn things.I wish I could afford art school, but I guess I'll have to suck forever.
>>9678175>you will never rinse a womb in 250ml of spunk
>>9678175>girlfriendI wish a pony loved me
>>9678155>>9678201I'm on it
>>9678107Of course I would.Our bodies together, swaying to the music, not caring about the world except each other.
>>9677938Three hugging each arm/handI am the hulk
what is happening
Why are you such a dork?
>>9678239You can learn anything they teach in art school on your own.
>>9678244Bro, that's a full cup. That's BEYOND crazy for a human man.
>>9678171Pretty much this. Never heard the Smilex3 leak so when it was shown I was blown away by how good it was.
>>9678171Everyone who listened to smile song before it aired hated it. Then when it aired: WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG.
>>9678126>and I'm also drawing a stupid furfaggy thing for myself right nowAt least a little hint?It's not nice to be a tease like that
>>9678239you dont need to go to art school to learn things, there are plenty of resources onlinegranted, going to art school would probably make it easier, but its still possible to improve without it
>>9677832I had a dream once where I was married to Applejack. It was awfully nice, even though she's not my favorite pony.It had this weird 1950's twist on it, too. Like, I came in the door and said "Honey, I'm home!" and then asked the kids what they'd done at school that day.
>>9678247But do you know how to love?That, is the question.
>>9678035so rarity is an earth pony now?
>>9678288>>9678171i listened to the smilex3 leak and well basically what >>9678293 said
>>9678239These projects are just assignments.If you want to make some flipbooks there's no secret. Get some notepads and make a flipbook.
>>9677817Of course not. I wrote like half of itBut no, Fluttershy would have a big family, but I dont see her doing more then three. Applejack would go further, little hands to help the farm and all that
>>9678091>Doctor Octopus visits equestria.grntxt
>>9678351And that is where the problem lies.
>>9678311Of course not. Neither emotionally or physically.
>>9678294I wanted to draw a musclegirl. And yes it is a girl although I haven't added the chesticles yet.http://i.imgur.com/C4AQuEH.png
>>9678300Sounds nice.Haven't dreamed in some time; maybe it's time for some melatonin.
>>9678353Is Doctor Octopus still Spider-Man?
SOMEONEANYONEMAKE AN ART AND POST IT
>>9678373Whoa.Dude.Do you have FA?
>>9678342You don't happen to have a cap, do you? I missed it and it sounds good.
>>9678373Huh that's..That's not terrible.Neat, I guess.
>>9678260Did AA ever do Anon/Sweetie dancing?
whats sunflower lecithin?
>>9678373I'm not into musclegirls but you should draw furry more often.Besides pony, I mean.
>>9678431Lecithin...extracted from sunflowers?Just a guess.
>>9678399Can't. My tablet is located a 2 hour drive away from me.
>>9678399Roseluck has some really fine tits.
>>9678449Why is Gilda in love with Mewball
>>9678370Oh well, it's possible to fall in love with isolation and aloneness. You'll reach that point someday.
>>9678431It's a viable replacement for the stack people mention all the goddamn time around here (for some reason).It's a sterol extracted from all kinds of plants, but soy is the most popular.
>>9678311I want to spend time with them, getting to know them and them me. I want to make them happy and keep them safe and show her every day she's beautiful and special to me. I want to have nice quiet moments with her and big exciting ones. Washing dishes after dinner and going to amusement parks. I want to argue and make up, the good with the bad. I want to wake up beside her in the morning, see her laying there, hair a mess, not showered, didnt brush her teeth yet and kiss her eyes, telling her she's the most beautiful I have ever seen her.Is that love?
>>9677855i've been watching shows for girls since before ponies faggot get on my level
>>9678465Mewball's left thumb is the one that's from hell.You can't just go around making this joke whenever you see a thumb man I mean come on.
>>9678449so where's the tsun gilda followup
>>9677280>>9677421>>9678091UNICORNS:NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG
>>9678005>your shaft widens as the pulse of semen flows forward>the surrounding ponies gasp as they see the bulge racing towards the squirming mare>she clenches in apprehension, reacting to their reactions. She knows its coming.>her increased tightness stymies your efforts for a moment, but quickly gives in before the mounting pressure>as you start to unload inside her she opens her mouth to scream in pleasure, but can't summon any sound>the two earth ponies strain to hold her in place, managing for now>the force of your eruption lifts her hind end off the ground, suspending her between your shaft and the two quickly tiring earth ponies holding her front
>>9678500Nothing gets my motor humming quite like waking up next to a pretty lady.
>>9678508Look at the right hand and then tell me that's normal.
>>9678533>tfw this will never happen
>>9678260Good man.She may even start to sing along to the music at some point.
>>9678412No I never screen cap my own stuff.Essentially it was a silly/erotic idea that human Fluttershy would have very intense druidic fertility rituals. She'd start chanting, it would go on all night, etc etcThen Twilight started to tap into the ley lines and became over come by the intense thriving fertile magic of the earth, it got crazy
>>9678423not to my knowledgeI'm still waiting on Anon teaching DT to swim
>>9678486I'd probably off myself before I ever get used to being completely and utterly alone. Its strange though because I've spent most of my life in complete isolation. The bleach is looking like a better option every day.
>>9678496can custom themes work on 4chan x? I don't like appchan x
>>9678533>There she was just a walking down the street, singing doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy do
>>9678550You can buy rope at home depot
>>9678571Do you have any idea when it was posted? Boy howdy I want to re-read it.
>>9678504I love Ruby's voice
>>9678403Yes.>>9678463Why you gotta hurt me anomynous?
>>9678594I don't see why they wouldn't
>>9678184what do you mean by "lewder"?
>>9678615Ruby Gloom's voice is the most calming sound in the universe.Science proofed it.
>>9678091>its a wonder how she managed to evade you for this long>the other ponies were all caught and bred easily, and are coming along nicely>but this one somehow avoided capture for nearly a week>she will provide good genetic stock
>>9678587>tfw multiple MLPG anons have killed themselves over the last 3 years
>>9678624How do you even use a custom theme with 4chan?
>>9678555Oh man.I would listen to her heavenly voice all day.
>>9678623Link that shit.
>>9678587>have all your time to yourself>you can do anything you want>go anywhere you want>instead you just off yourselfI am disappointed, anon.At least go fight in some war somewhere or something if you want to die.
>>9678644She wants a man who smells like a man.And showers seldom.
>>9678652Statistically it's a foregone conclusion.
LETH WERE ARE YOU
>>9678623Its not an insult SB. I just thought i'd post that video because that's how I feel about you. Cause,you're the guy that says he's not gay and I'm the black dude who insists that he is.
>>9678630Nigga, you have to lug that shit around while you hop from rooftop to rooftop.
>>9678652And not a single fuck was given by anyone.
>>9678665There's nothing there that isn't anywhere else but there's a link on my tumblr and fimchan.
>>9678656Stylish, I assume.
>>9678656by using custom css
>>9678658Why don't you just flip the image except for the text?
>>9678677No where not.
>>9678515>"A simple enhancement potion? Of course I can do that""but why stop there?; How's being a DICKOTPUS sound? Horrible, writhing genitalia! You'll be a real ladies man!"
>>9678684SB is a faggot though. He'll still lie about it for some reason.
>>9678646>soh-reesometimes Canadians aren't so bad
>>9678720Look again, he made both thumbs bigger.
>>9678677We must perform the summoning ritual.Someone get me a horse brain and a flash drive with the entirety of the MLPG hyperindex saved in a .txt file.
>>9678662After all that dancing I bet you'd both be pretty tuckered out. So you'd probably find a bench to sit down and take a break.And she'd offer to let you lay down and rest your head in her lap, if you'd like.Would you like that?
>>9678723Reminds me of the vulgar Dwarves on Oglaf"YEAH WE FIXED THIS SHIT UP RIGHT!"
>>9678756WE PUT A COCK ON ITIT FUCKS YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
>>9678756"WE FIXED THE FUKKEN SHIT OUT OF THAT FUKKEN SHIT!"
>>9678652what happened to sleeping pill anon
>>9678784Did he fall asleep?
>>9678754Yes, I very much would.
>>9678587I'm holding out hope that someday when I move out I'll be able to learn to live independently and interact with women, the home atmosphere kinda sucks all joy and motivation out of me. I desperately need to get out of here to thrive, I did fairly well when I was living alone at college. There's too much of a dysfunctional and toxic environment here. At least that's my philosophy, the less time I spend with my family the better I seem to do.
>>9678528>her magically stretchy body withstands your ejaculation for the moment, her belly gravid and wobbling as gallons flood her innermost depths>her eyes are unfocused and glassy, her mouth wide open as she seems to groan but makes no sound, as if your spunk has knocked the voice from her throat>it rushes back seconds later, coming out as a guttural moan just as the earth ponies are unable to hold her any longer>she's shot forwards nearly a yard, a thick blast of spunk propelling her as she slides on her chest and face for the last few inches>her legs clutch her swollen belly as cum blasts out of her gaping marecunt and you hose her down in semen>the other ponies rush to see if she's okay>her mouth is curled into a faint grin as she pants and trembles in post-climactic ecstasy
>>9678756It is a pretty accurate representation of MLPG
I feel terrible. I tried to write a fapfic for some unknown reason and had to quit right at the sex because I just felt so ashamed.
>>9678809>ropeGets me every time.
>>9678571Shit, I don't remember what she said. Did it end with making her whole? Or completing the cycle?
>>9678821I wish I could make a wife with a huge cock...
>>9678824pastebin what you have
>>9678821> "Ee'll make you a wife! With a huge cock!"> mlpg.jpgYeahhh ....
>>9678670I want to take a week off with her and work out heavily together every day, not showering until the week is over, enjoying each others' musk.
>>9678821>you will never have a beautiful wife with a huge cock
>>9678571>human FluttershyWhy wouldn't pony Fluttershy have very intense druidic fertility rituals?
>>9678849Dash and Twilight roleplaying as Daring Do getting mindbroken by a generic villainhttp://pastebin.com/d85kshRY anyone feel free to finish it. I feel like vomiting. Where did my life go so wrong?
>>9678808I never think about it at all, except for when I see others complaining about it of courseAlthough your attitude is probably healthier, better to still have the drive to improve yourself and attract a mate than just be completely apathetic
>>9678879Apropos, coming from you.
>browsing through the 2010-era /co/ pony threads>come back to this thread>mfw the old threads will never return
>>9678906I don't think this is the correct place to be asking that.
>>9678652And now someone notable too.
You wouldn't rape a pony
>>9676859Just finished my AJ too if anyone has more input.
>>9678814I love when I pop in to a thread, scroll to the bottom and see posts like this with no contextfollowing it back to see how it started is always great
>>9678947You wouldn't get raped by a pony.
>>9678947Ideally I wouldn't have toBut yes I would if I had to.
>>9678947o-of course not
>>9678651And come the dawn, the gates of Canterlot will tremble at the rise of your marching brood, silhouetted by the turgid, burning sunTheir streets will run white, the depths of their preciously guarded vaults will be plundered, and the howl of their princess will be your victory song
>>9678897>you will never have a beautiful shy futa pony wife who's embarrassed about her size
>>9678809Why did they fuck up the timber wolves so much in SAYS but did it really good in FAD?>inb4 it's season 3
>>9678877he posted it here>>9678906
>>9678947Of course not.It's not rape if they consent.
>>9678955Eh, I'd like to see your construction.
>>9678932What are you listening to, MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQSxRisWN24
>>9678666I'm not sure Satan. I just don't even know anymore.
>>9678987My sentiment exactly, catbutt.
>>9678906The concept seems fine enough
>>9678947You can't rape the willing
Hey guys, I'm streaming again, finally. Working on my silly comic.http://www.livestream.com/flaksplacefordrawing
>>9678987>>9679015Stop making out, you two.
>>9679018>lotion when she's still dripping wet
>>9678962I would if I could anon.I want nothing more than to be raped by twilight sparkle
>Gilda >Just one episode>Not even the full episode>Still making fan art and fan fiction 3 years after the fact
>>9678911Having a self-defeating thought process makes things worse, I read a lot of Taoist stuff and it helps me with self introspection, it's very calming. I read the Tao Te Ching, The Tao of Pooh, and the Tao of Daily Life. They helped, I read stuff on mindfulness too.
>>9679026Well, besides the terrible pairing.
>>9679035No no.Keep going.
>>9678803She'd be so happy to hear that.You'd lay down your head, and feel the softness of her thighs through the thin fabric of the lovely violet dress she's wearing. What a wonderful pillow her lap would be...As you rest, you'd feel her fingers brushing through your hair as she strokes your head with one hand. And since you've gotten far enough away from the dance-floor and its blaring music, you'd just be able to make out her humming a quiet melody to you."I'm really glad you came with me tonight, Anon..."
>>9679003OVERPRESCRIBEDUNDER THE MISTER
>>9679047>still making fanart of princess twily>17 years after season 3 ended
hue, look at our fellow japanese horsefuckershttp://may.2chan.net/b/res/184318925.htm
>>9679043His last confirmed sighting was when he talked about suicide. That was over a month ago and we haven't heard from him ever since.
>>9678906You should finish itNot like its hurting anyoneIts probably unhealthy to shame yourself or somethingIt looks pretty decent, you've got lots of detail and a good premiseIt would probably turn out wellWriting sex isn't hard, not like anyone's standards are particularly high
>>9678605Like...a year ago almost. I don't even know why I remember >>9678828Yeah something like that>>9678899I don't want to have sex with a pony
>>9678961TF you say?
>>9679062You don't get a say in this until you figure out how to be a useful pony.
>>9678915> Chistery's PenisThat takes me back.
>>9678947Of course not! Unthinkable!That would mean having to TOUCH those disgusting creatures!
>>9679089Alplblwm did the same fucking thing and he never went through with it. Fuck that guy
>>9679003An episode of Ruby GloomAnd its all your fault, MLPG
>>9679033oooh those ones the ones poledancing at a strip club with those specific gloves they're also good
No way that you can hide from the pank i'm a bank i'll cheer up anything that is stank on my left is a bunch of ponies happy like an elf and on my right is a bunch sad foals needing helpand they crying trying dry their eyesbut i'ma cook a new surprisecause there's no way they ever had a chance to hate my repliesCause see I cheer em allI ch-ch cheer em allIts down to me and you and no ponies gonna frown at allCause I'm the seeker of the downyBefore you think to sigh, I will come and make you happySomething just a little different bout how I greet theeMaybe its the way I crack the cranky out of donkeysOr maybe its the way I'm friends with everybodyThey all love itI do not hate any ponyI turn a fright into excite ting laugh it all upI'll put you in a smiling spreeyeah Yeah yeah yeah I got to cheer em allI got to cheer em all!
>>9679085This is depressing to think about.
>>9679088Yup, they're horsefuckers.
>>9679093Oh, so you made up an OC human instead! I understand.
Any of you guys have skype?
>>9679096But I already fapped to the gilda tf higher up
>>9679097She doesn't need to be useful when she's so beautiful.
>>9679029Construction is like the skeleton of your drawing.
>>9679097She's useful for giving me an erection
Kraut is alive you dingbats.
>>9679115Considering that Kraut was in a pretty sorry state emotionally speaking for months prior I think it is rather likely that he took the final step.
What would happen if I sat on Pinkie Pie?
>>9679147This picture makes no sense to me.
>>9678814That was fun, but I think this is a good place to end.
>>9679157Prove it, fucktruck
>>9679141oh, alrightI'll just leave this here and go
>>9679085>posting on an board for a show that's been canceled for 35 years