Wasted: >>>/mlp/9669395Cutie Mark >Humans added for extra uguu~ness.
Something something Applejack
NEW THREAD MEANS NEW DRAW REQUESTQUICK THROW IT AT ME
>>9672710>Da.pngHOW DOES IT ENDHOW DOES THE FILENAME END ISAAC
>>9672729Fluttershy eating a fucking apple
>>9672681Cutie Mark Crusaders bad girls
>>9672710>Dash not loving Tankdo you even canon?
>>9672721something something childbearing hips
>>9672729PRETTY PONY PRINCESS
>>9672729RARITY GIVING MARKER PONY A MAKEOVER
Which one would you choose to be your waifu?
>>9672729DISCOOOOOOOOOOOORDI'M HOWLING AT THE MOON
>>9672721sleepy head applejack
>>9672721Big juicy Applehips.Give em a squeeze Tex, maybe some juice will pour out.
>>9672729FIX YOUR TABLETI'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE ST. PATRICK'S DAY
>>9672734Alright, I thought maybe deleting the spaces would change it, but I have apparently rammed right into the character limit for filenames on 4chan.>>9672747Let me tell you about my mother.
>>9672752>Chubby nurse's chubby crotchteats cure hangovers>Berry's cause themdouble unf
>>9672756>model-sized PinkieCome on, at least give her thicker hips
>>9672765>squeezing applehipsIs this a thing? Can it be a thing?
I think..holding a baby puppy like a baby and having it fall asleep in your arms gave me pony feels.I think I might want to try to draw some feels
>>9672760AND SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUMMER AFTERNOON
Also, what would you guys think about me opening commissions later? Nothing anytime soon, I still need to get my tablet and improve some. I was just tossing the idea around in my head.I was thinking $2 sketches, $5 inks, and $7 flats
>>9672765>tfw applejack will never shoot you an intense, predatorial look>tfw she will never shove you on the floor the moment you're alone>tfw she will never force her mouth on yours without warning>tfw your leg will never get sore just from her grinding on it>tfw she will never tear open your pants, grab your dick and j-j-jam it in!>tfw she will never ride you like a bull>tfw you won't ever be surprised by how forceful and passionate her lovemaking is>tfw she will never slam her incredibly toned hips and thighs against yours over and over>tfw when you will never pass out from the intensity of being fucked by applehips>tfw you will never wake up with her head sleeping on your chest
>>9672795Pinkie Pie holding Gummy.You know you want it.
>>9672756None because they aren't even pone.
>>9672784Would you let her squeeze and inspect your hips?
>>9672784It could be a thing.
>>9672795That's actually "holding a baby puppy like a baby" feels.
>>9672799Go away Ross
>>9672779>chubby crotchteatsoh jeeze
>>9672819It should be a thing.
>>9672799lets see some examples of each
>Power goes out for 2 hours>Comes back 20 minutes ago>Lights flickering alreadyBefore I go. Tell my waifu I said hi
>>9672767WAIT DO YOU WANT SOMETHING DRAWN RIGHT NOW? I'LL STILL GIVE YOU IRISH PANK, BUT I FEEL AWFUL AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING NOW
>>9672834but will it be a thing?
>>9672820No. Its not. That would be "Oh I love it cause it looks like me." Its completely different then holding something completely different show affection for you
>>9672846What kind of reac->FilenameOH FUCK YOU
>>9672855it might be a thing
Who draws acceptible human pone
>>9672846See you in hell, Artosis!
>>9672852>childhoodbut MLP:FiM was only started a few years ago
>>9672870Does anyone want it to be a thing?
>>9672855What if people don't like thing?
>>9672878>human pone>acceptable >ever
>>9672852I got mad for a while after I saw it, but then I realized I haven't played pokemon seriously since Ruby
>>9672839Don't have much now, but I guess this for flat?I don't want to open them for a while still, probably around the summer
>>9672851IRISH PANK SHOULD BE DONE RIGHT AND NOT RUSHEDSPELL OUT "PANK" WITH NOTHING BUT PINKIE PIESplease
>>9672891i would like it if it were a thing.
>>9672878thelivingmachine02I think Mewball or even Tex might be able to draw personhorse if he really wanted to.
>>9672883Mewthree was only born a few days ago. He just started watching the show
>>9672891I for one would like to appoint this as a thing.
>>9672910Oh god, it still has the messed up feathersUhignore the wing area
>>9672891>identifying thing>yep it's thing
>>9672897>>9672899Is she not moe enough?
>>9672933Nobody pls >>9672752
>>9672925He was born only a few days ago and alicorn sparkle had already existed
>>9672799They're pretty good prices me thinks.
[Connection errors intensifies]
N-no! Not there!
>>9672946get that code geass tier shit out of my face
>>9672959BUT PINKIESmaybeafter this
>>9672933I don't know what you're talking about. That's one of the best Gilda's I've seen in awhile and your art is always exceptionally nice.
>>9672710I didn't like Blade RunnerThat's still a haunting scene
>>9672803>Applejack will never sit still on top of you and let her muscles do all the work>you will never watch her abs ripple up and down as she flexes around you
>>9672721There's more than one pony you know.
>>9672891There are some questions in this world that have an answer before the question is even conceived. This is one of those questions.
Last time on Pinkie breaks Dash's heart, she says:A)LesbianB)PonyC)PottymouthD)PotatoColored this one up, will move onto the TwiDash big pone pic when I can, I'll finish it eventually.
>>9673018Like little apple belly ponyHis cutie mark will be belly rubs
>>9673038PONYPONY SHOULD NEVER KISS PONY
>>9673038I said B c or D.
>>9673009That's fine, it's very much a slow burn and even stylistically, Moebius had drawn it all first. I still like it, but it's not a movie I watch all that often.
>>9673057>little apple pony's special talent is Apple Bloom
>>9673057Fruity and Tuity
>>9672878these >>9672920 >>9672923 ,Emlan, gomygomypomy (or whatever the name is), MSOB and Shepard08. Probably others I'm missing. I like AA's humans too.
>>9673004Thanks!I just want it to be perfect (or as close as I can get it) if people are actually going to be giving me money for them. It's hard for me to look at my stuff and not only see the errors.
I wonder if pinkie could break dash's heart
>>9673038Potato, no contest.
>>9673061those are different faces, brahor are you doing that thing where you pretend to be a retareded hateanon that doesn't understand art?
>>9673038why does rene say give the dick?
hola everyone. what is new in the land of /mlp/?
>>9672756we can agree the worst humans are Bakground pone and white pone, they look like transgenders, rainbro is a bro so... nope, the pinky pie looks annoying like the original, so it will be a coin-toss between twilight and Fluttershy.
>>9673088Whenever I see this, I automatically think of that thing where Trixie absorbs Twilight's feminine attributes for herself
>>9673088What the fuck is wrong with trixie, twilight looks okay but what the fuck trixie
>>9673134I thought I heard something
>>9673141Nothing much, we have chilled a bit.
>>9673141Hola Yahtzee-anon! We have no news about the show yet...but we'll survive.
>>9673130It's coming.I want there to be SOME conflict. Twilight's a hard pony to break.The sex scenes are easy and pretty much done. The hard part is making Twilight fall for the Great and Powerful Trixie.
>>9673141We don't know
>>9673152lk pls, stram
>>9673141Bloody hell, where did you just sprout from
>>9673141Our bros at /vp/ just had their Twilicorn.
>>9673038another vote for potato>>9673134>pic related, some anon's philosophy teacher IIRC.
>>9673160Not conflict, use suggestion.
>>9673166>Being mistaken for LK>Being mistaken for anyone at all other than rossOh gosh
>>9673152Give her the kiss
>>9673158no we won't. It's over.
>>9673141Everytime I go outside of mlpg I remember why you all aren't so bad
>>9673154>>9673158>>9673164yeah, I figured as much. damn shame too. Oh well, season 4 will be worth the weight. I hope>>9673168Illinois
>>9673180Speaking of the dead!
>>9673205every time you post a pony dies
>>9673173>People named Ross are the source of all evil on the internet
>>967320526 eps and much longer production cycle for season 4, things are looking up.
>>9673228You take that backthat man is a hero
>>9673160Maybe another competition plus a bit of some "Want it/Need it" magic in there? It's probably over used at this point, but that's what I can come up with. It could be slow, since it wouuld make Twilight's breaking much more satisfying>>9673174Not as fun though.
>>9673228I think Ross's pony drawings are pretty cute, actually.His drawings just tend to be a bit too over-the-top, stylewise, for me to like.read: too fat
>>9673226>MMXIII>not liking yahtzeeanon
>>9673173>tfw you like "the dick" better than "the D"It just sounds better
>>9673252HI LYRACAN I TOUCH YOU
>>9673250I know but she could seduce Twilight then break her.
>>9673244>season 4 will be the best season yetmark my words MLPG
>>9673262He was a faggot then, but at least now he's relatively not a faggot. Relatively.
>>9673252Hey, it's a little ponyDon't touch it or the mother won't take it back
>>9673274only if they get rid of alicorn Twilight
>>9673115She'd have to freeze it first, probably, otherwise it's just be more of a squish.
>>9673263>you will never fuck that ass hard, for Obama
Testing the script.http://s22.postimg.org/msxpo1hf3/1365223495478.jpgPls work.
>>9673274i hope the series will get a second windseason3 wasn't that bad and the staff for season 4 looks solid to me
>>9673299>That ass shake
How come people don't draw Fluttershy drunk more? I think she would make a cute drunk pony.
>>9673312I wish more ponies on the show shook their tails.It's quite cute.
>>9673173>dick this fine bitch for the revolutioni can't stop laughingthanks anon
>>9673311>seasons 4-6 are the new series highpoint
>>9673268Still not as fun. Having Twilight resist and then slowly coming around would be much hoter.
>>9673311At least its a full season again
>>9673160Either pseudo "therapy" sessions that slowly erode Twilight's will, or classic mindbreaking through pleasure
>>9673314Muh headcanon is that FS would blackout easy and be like she was is putting your hoof down.That or she would get really slutty
>>9673306Goddamn, I just noticed the anatomy, especially Lightning Dust, Jesus.
>>9673281when was he ever really a faggot. He never really posted too much to really be an avatar fag. I haven't even seen him post for like a month.but whatever, to each his own
>>9673358>seudo "therapy" sessions that slowly erode Twilight's wilTHIS
>>9673314Ponies don't drunk except on salt licks.
>>9673339>Season 12 was 10 years ago
>>9673314It'd just make her confidence problems worse
>>9673115Only one pony could break Dash's heart
>>9673314I'd like to think it would get rid of her shyness a little and she would just be very silly and affectionate.
>>9673294i dont have a problem with twilycorn, but i do think they should change her back or else it would be rather pointless.
Would you do this to a pony?
>>9673358Or a mix of the two?And that leads in to the nipple sucking scene.
>>9673360>Kooky CookiesWHAT IS THIS? IS THIS REAL?
>>9673419That would work pretty wellNOW FUCKING DO ITAND WERE THE HELL IS THAT MLPG WRITES FIC? UNLESS IT'S GOING TO BE THIS ONE
>>9673432yesdrugs are canon
>>9673406God it looked like he was prodding that goat's anus.But after further review, yes I would wash pony.
>>9672878>Who draws acceptible human poneNot Hasbro.
>>9673406d'aww, goat needs a bath
>>9673328Yes, I like when the ponies do pony things.Like making apple fritters.
>>9673419>Princess Celestia hate you, you only have the great and powerful trixiemuh dick
Do you think the apples have a hard cider recipe?
>>9673467What a cute pony.
>>9673332hey, were you the one making these pictures in a thread earlier?
>>9673467Oh lordy my dick hopes so
>>9673461I don't think I've ever seen a real pony bake before
I hope you mooks read this yesterday.
>>9673061Those are some bad hands. The two hands holding look like a big lump.
>>9673467Only for mature soireesThe kind outlawed under Equestrian prohibition laws
>>9673443>Nanaki>Finishing anythingyou're just setting yourself up for disappointment
>>9673360they have the same exact mouth in every panel.its like it was drawn by european tim buckley
>>9673493Fluttershy only has one and a half arms
>>9673443It's going to be this one, since it's based on fanart. Fits right into the prompt.>>9673462And Twilight's last line in the fic would be "Princess who?"
>>9673512He sure finished on camera.
>>9673487You're missing out, friend.
>>9673475nope, I saw it though.
>>9673467There's something about her face...but that's a nice pic.
Oh yeah take a look at that pone
>>9673518WHAT DID HE SAY?
>>9673490you didn't post itit doesn't sound that interesting, anyway
>>9673535I think you're living in a fantasy world, that's not healthyyou need to please take me with you
>>9673490Saving it for my weekend. The stupid Convert email thing didn't work for kindle so I had to get another app.
>>9673393What is wrong with her wings, Anon...?
>>9673568That's actually how they look from that angle on the show
>>9673527>no one will ever link the video of Nanaki jerking it
>>9673518that looks like fluttershy
>>9673515But it does.>not enabling postimgAt least I found a hosting service that isn't backed by Lebbit.
>>9673518what a pink dork
>>9673518Aw shucks, thank you K! It's lovely.
>>9673527>3 fucking minutes
>>9673544>i'm tripping clouds man
>>9673061Goddamnit. Anyone got the original?
>>9673314>tfw you will never have to pick up a spitting, swearing, belligerent Fluttershy from the drunk tank while she curses out the guards
>>9673490Let me guess. It says you should take existing ideas and put enough of a spin on it to make them original, because no idea or character is truly original?I already knew that. Name a popular character. You can trace what influenced them and similar characters that preceded them.
>>9673518Wow.This reminds me of a friend I used to have. Fucker had a huge ass pet alligator.
>>9673550>I'm thinking I should just end it all gummy. I'm so so sad. >Gummy blinks one eye and shakes his tail> Instant depression cureBest pet
Is it pony time?
I'M GONNA CHANGE YOULIKE A REMIXAND I'LL RAISE YOULIKE A PHOENIX
>>9673598You know I'm starting to think every Pinkie request I get is youNot that I mind but..
>>9673575You have good taste
>>9673523Oh god do it.
>>9673527I'm never living that one down, am I?
>>9673626Where did you get this? Kraut was supposed to be ded and I haven't seen that picture anywhere before and the style looks different.
>>9673575>no rarityMah nigga.
>>9673646i request them too in the general
Salutations MLPG. Pretty Princes Quest is one for tonight in a hour or so, for anyone interested. Sorry for the inconsistencies, I ended up getting banned doing something stupid and couldn't do it the other night on the sub because of real life silly stuff. But tonight should be smooth sailing. And I know things have been rather....dull, but I'm hoping to change that starting tonight, so here's hoping for a fun night.Also how about a joke?If all the character were suddenly seapony versions of themselves, what would that make Cranky Doodle?Crabby!
>>9673611>she will never stagger around and try to fight you the entire way home>she will never collapse into your chest a disheveled mess and cry about not being as pretty as the other mares
https://imagedb.org/images/108113.pngGot it here...
>>9673646>>9673672What are you guys doing?
>>9673748use your words, anon
>>9673575But....but....which one do I hug first?!
>>9673733>auto loading disabled??
>>9673766>a whole pizza>dieAre you a girl?
>>9673748Why is SageAnon so mean
>>9673683NeverYou can't make a 3 minute video of jerking your dick and expect nothing to change
>>9673761The one that will hug you back.None______
>>9673766Draw a chubby pony finishing a whole triple cheese double mushroom pineapple and anchovy deep dish
>>9673766man up pussy
>>9673766mirin dat bulk
>>9673766Depends on what kind.I can knock out a little ceashitters if I'm really hungryAlso draw a pony with a pizza this isn't your blog you fagoot
>>9673758Jeez. I know it wasn't great, but there's no need to be an ASP about it!
>>9673781If you have to ask, the answer is always going to be the same
There's something you want to be good at. Why aren't you practicing?
>>9673785twily is sexy when she's wet
>>9673760Why, though...?>>9673784S-sorry.>>9673776Whitelist it, I guess.>>9673775IT WORKED, IT WORKED! Oh, I'm so happy you're back to normal. NOW WE NEED YOUR HELP!
>>9673817>twily is sexyYes.
>>9673816But I am, silly.
>>9673816But I am practicing
>>9673740>attention whores will never dance for your replies>they'll never drop to their knees and service your dick until you realize they're there
>>9673824I'll buy them off you for a trillion dollars
>>9673816i am fuk u
>>9673816because im going to suck at it anyway. people find the things they're good at when they're kids not when they're 25 year old virgins watching a cartoon for little girls#truthbomb
Would you let celestia give you encouragement spankings?
>>9673758>>9673807>>9673716>>9673749>>9673742this back and forth always makes me giggle. never stop bubbles
>>9673855Was your truth bomb made in NK or something?
>>9673853This is cuter than ponies
>>9673766>You will never have a friendly eating contest with Pinkie Pie>You are able to keep up for a while due to your size....but there's no end to it! Where does that small pony even put it?!>Defeated and bloated, you slump over to pass out>Pinkie nudges you alive with her food covered nose looking almost as miserable as you>"Anon....">"What is it ugggghhh, Pinkie?">"Are....are you going to eat that?">There's taco stuck to the side of your arm>"....no.">She eats it like a chameleon with a fly
>>9673816I'm still practicing.
>>9673887why is rainbow dash always ded in your pictures
Reminder that graphic tees are the clothing of children. You wear them as an adult, you are signifying to others that you are a child mentally.
>>9673915She's not dead in all my pictures
>>9673922..........is that Seth? Holy shit he sticks out
>>9673915MT hats her for no reason
>>9673946I'm confused by the scale here
>>9673732>you will never get a sloppy drunken blowjob from her as soon as you get home
>>9673922I've never worn a piece of clothing with a graphic on it in my entire life.
>>9673946she's ded in that picture though too MT
>>9673946Why is Applejack a filly?
>>9673855I wish I had realized that sooner
>>9673527did he have a big cock
>>9673967Unicorns are big ponieswhat's confusing about that?
>>9673946MTMT CHECK THIS SHIT OUTHOLD UPITS GONNA BLOW YOUR MINDDIAMOND SHARKDOGS
>>9673892it was made in the united states of you're an insuferable faggot that will never be anything but average at drawing.
>>9673922So if I wear doctor's scrubs, then mentally I'm a doctor?
>>9673958>MT hats Dash>GG hats Dash even more>Everyone is all up on ApplejackWill no one ever draw my favorit pony?
>>9673922THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A FEDORA
pony should lick pony
>>9673977I'm sure shes not ded
>>9673922does that pony shirt say "mother fucker" on it?
>>9674005Thanks marker, we love you too.
>>9673922>You wear them as an adult, you are signifying to others that you are a child mentally.K
Ogres are like:
>>9673988it's kind of hard to tell from the angle, but yeah
>>9674006because you have shit taste
>>9674001At least he draws. You just shitpost to make yourself feel better
>>9674005>editted>Marker will never love us night threads
>>9674012How do I know she's not ded in this one, too?I don't know if I can trust you with blue pones
>>9674006I love Dash. And I also draw. No I don't have a name.
>>9673968>she will never wrap her drunken lips around your tip and drag the rest of your shaft into her hot, wet, gaping maw>she will never bob up and down on your length as you writhe and moan from the pleasure
>>9674006better artists will and do
>>9674016pretty sure it doesn't say MOTHER BUCKER
>Implying pegasi aren't the shittiest race
>>9674006Dash is Cosmo and Xieril's favorite at least
>>9674001Sorry, I'm not finding that on my map.
>>9673998>shark dogsSo who's Eek, then?
>>9674012>Dash and Tank sleeping, snuggled up together>He needs his little gizmo on all night or else he'd fall out of the clouds>After some poor positioning and turning in the night, Rainbow Dash wakes up and hits the town, only for everyone to laugh at her and for Pinkie to point out she's now bald
>>9673922How insecure are you that you tell everyone they are mentally children if they wear certain clothing?
>>9674008>there's always a Fedora
>>9674093It's your favorite too, and that's important.
>>9674092>implying you're not a faggot
>>9674006Rainbow Dash Presents Dash is the better pony.
>>9673946I'm still happy that breakfast party turned out as silly as I could have hoped for.
>>9674103What a great boss
>>9674067>to make yourself feel better>feel bettertoplel
>>9674092thats not how you spell earth pony
>>9674113h-how did you know
>>9674103Have the Pinkiequest cap? Always makes me laugh
>>9674078I like blue ponies!Look at this beautiful pony!
>>9674125oh my god get them away from me
>>9673988YepHe only lasted 3 minutes so I guess it's a bit of a waste
>>9674016Yes. Slapping a swear word on your shit instantly raises your maturity level. It's there to cancel out the fact that he's wearing a fucking pony shirt
>>9674110>How insecure are you that you tell everyone they are mentally children if they wear certain clothing?Because these people look like adults?
>>9673922>Guy Fawkes mask
>>9674137>Spelling unicorn wrong
>>9674016>>9674169Why does Rainbow Dash Swear so much?
>>9674006A-at least we have xieril, right?
>>9674100What am I looking at OH JESUS
>>9674112Hey, why do they call it Bioshock Infinite?Cause the whole thing seems to just drag on forever!
>>9674196Pinkie Pie taught her how.
>>9674166>tfw Nanaki has a bigger cock than youWas he the one who had that cum on pony toys tumblr thing?
>>9674128I love that guys animatiosn (well more like colored animatics) so much more than everything else out there. Good writing wins.
>>9674179GG has come full cirlce
>>9674178Why do you care what they look like? Is it somehow hurting you because this person dresses up like he wants to?
>>9674196She learned from you, Pinkie
>>9674178why do you care so much
>>9674224can she turn over?
>>9674196because you are a bad influence pinkie
>>9674178This picture always physically pains me because he looks a lot like me other than being a bit fatter, more neckbearded, and having nicer glasses.
>>9674224Now I'm imagining ReiDuran rolling around like this drawing his pictures
>>9673527when did this happen?
>>9674006>will no one draw my favorite pony?>implying things cant be worse
you know what we need? Pinkie pie in a tail wrapthere are only three pics of pinkie in a tail wrap and those are crystal pinkie
>>9674224>Pinkie Pie walking>Nudge over over, making her trip>She rolls on to her back, legs still making the walking motion>She just stays like that
>>9674199People still believe this...?
>>9674178>you will never be this happy
>>9674259>not RRyou fucked up
This is my favorite purple unicorn
>>9674103What was the pic?
>>9674285But she's not a unicorn, she's an alicorn.
>>9674270Who cares?I just like cartoons. Is there a word for that?
>>9674276>Pony Nomad and the World Eater
>>9673922>>9674178>bros get laid in affliction/ed hardy tees, popped collar shirts, and sweatpants with a hoodiemaybe you're just ugly
>>9674269That would be like tipping a cow
>>9674277>implying people aren't drawing RR right now as we speak
I hope there is an afterlife that lets me live out my dreams of the present life.
>>9674305Does pinkieanon have the only not awful looking fursuit in the fandom or something?
>>9674305God the expressions on those costumes just seem intentionally creepy
>>9674264Got my twin glock 40scocked back
>>9674285Golly, me too.
>>9673406I would wash a pony......and get paid for it BECAUSE THAT'S ALREADY MY JOB!
>>9674318My only hope is that VR becomes realistic enough that I could live out my dreams that way.
>>9674330Well he paid a few G's for it, so maybe.
>>9674343>>9674285yeah well forget you guys
>>9674365Go back to the steam chat hedless.
Well?Hard Mode: Pretend Marker isn't on here
>>9674384I don't know who any of those are besides Marker.
>>9674384I guess Ice Pack, I don't really know most of those.
>>9674330I'm not sure. You're going to have to post a picture of it.
>>9674384the one with big tits
>>9674384most universally enjoyed is probably icepack, but I also don't know who half of those OCs are and I don't know what the reaction to them is outside of mulpugh
>>9674269>>9674361I like to imagine pone is like cats and if you put something like a hair clip on them in the right place they become immobilized and flop over
>>9674166>tfw you will never blow a massive supplement-enhanced load on cam for mlpg
Do you guys like/love Fluttershy?
Who would win in a contest of down home southern charm and colorful euphemisms? ApplejackOr Jack McBrayer as a one shot side character?
>>9674384Icepack or the titty monster.
>>9674384Original Fluffy ponyMarker and Icepack are just kind of popular in MLPG
>>9674398Here's an artist rendering of Pinkie suit anon's Pinkie suit with a Pinkie suit inside Pinkie suit anon's Pinkie suit.
>>9674402But pone is pone, not cat.
>>9674365Go to bed Hercules
>>9674406She's alright, I guess I WANT HERTO BE MY WIFE
>>9674421they kind of is
>>9674384>Flufflepuff>Milky Way>Niggertron>Marker>Mando>BackyI've been /piss/ for too long
>>9674406I LOVE HER!
>>9674384....does anyone actually HATE Marker pony?I mean, she hardly does anything. I dont see how this would be a thing
>>9674438that is a pone in a hoodie
>>9674218>tfw I don't know that feelAt least I think I don't It's so hard to judge dick size
>>9674453Okay what about this cat pony
Marker x anon greentext fetish where
>>9674451She has a tough job. Imagine putting up with all the sexual comments about yourself.
>>9674456Who is this pony? Is she like an OC?
>>9674218how big was his dick at least in estimation? Just slightly bigger than average or a fucking giant?
>>9674471that is a pony whose safewords are not respected
>>9674406Yes and Yes
>>9674438That ain't no cat.
>>9674481No, she's a canon characterdiewats
>>9674456I like to think thats her sister
>>9674479>Marker opens the door>She boops you>You wake up 5 days later still posting on 4chan
>>9674471still a pony
>>9674494ooh I forgot the link of that Tumblr..
>>9674486Why can't you let her live that down
>>9673816I'm not good enough at anything to know what I want to be good at, and once something I try to be good at becomes more difficult than fun I lose interest.I sit here amidst discarded art books, digitizer tablets, programming manuals, and video editing software, with MLPG up on one monitor and BTC-e on another, wondering if I'll be good enough at this forex thing to break even.You asked.
>>96744545-6" can look pretty big on camera depending on the angle and if you're curved or you stand straight up
>>9674480That's the easy part, though.
>>9674504Okayhere is final proof of pony being cat
>>9674501Do they like to make out?With each other's cocks?
>>9674494Yeah she seems like a well developed character with plenty of personality /sarcasm
>>9674484according to him it's huge: >>9670342
>>9674384i only know like 3 of those
>>9674536>not posting Twily on top of the globe
>>9674536It's true! Pone really is dog
>>9674536nope, still a pony. a boringpony, but still a pony
>>9674484Looked like ~7.5So pretty impressive but not amazing
>>9674406She's my waifu.
>>9674519>bitcoin went from 130 to 160 just todayCyprus 2 electric boogaloo is happening so it makes sense.you should mine too
>>9674494That artist is chill and cool as fuck.And draws nice anthro every now and then.
>>9674519Figure it the fuck out
>>9674541Yes and Yes
>>9674517she is in a dangerous abusive loveless relationshipi want her to be safe
>>9674584dad pls go
>>9674582>TFW you really don't want that cakeI mean
>>9673968>her teeth bumped around and scraped you a lot>when she tried to take you deep, her gag reflex couldn't take it and she vomited>it was an unpleasant experience all-around
>>9674597is that tumblr still around?
>>9674402>"Here Twilight, I bought you this clip.">"Oh thanks Anon. Is it for my mane?">"Not exactly.">You fastens it to the base of her scruff, bust above the shoulders >"Well....thats weird. Thanks for the gift, I guess.">She tries to move, but just sorta wiggles. She quickly becomes concerned. >"Anon help, I can't move!">"I know. That's the idea.">"Wait, what are you....no, get back! Don't!"Anon plays with her like a poseible action figure, dressing her up in silly outfits and having an impromptu tea party against her will, only able to complain
>>9674584This is bait.wav
>>9674603You would what?
>>9674608No it got taken down, but he still draws pet Dash occasionally.Fuck me but I liked it
>>9674591I'm depressed because I will never fuck a cartoon pony.
>>9674591She has a big ass. Who is she?
>>9674575>pfft it's gonna collapse>I'm not gonna buy any FPGA's>As soon as ASICs hit the market is going to collapseWHY DIDN'T I MINEFUCK
>>9674565I don't like the fact that this bothers me despite knowing no other human being will ever see my penis
>>9674505I'm pretty sure everyone here would smile brightly if they saw this out in public. Only later would they go "Oh shit that was a furry, I hate furries!"
>>9674613>tea party>not rape it's like you don't even know anon
>>9674602That sounds like one of my exes, minus the vomiting.I'm extremely wary of small chicks, now.
>>9674628thats good. i diddnt mind the art but the tumblr itself was awful. ruined the fap fuel for me
>>9674637we will never be rich now, but we can still make a quick buck with Litecoins
>>9674614she is just so CUTE
>>9674613Oh my god I need this draw so bad now.
>>9674679>pony will never shoot you
>>9674657>>9674613Speak for yourself. I would much rather Twily teaparty then sexual.
>>9674681Someone still has to buy the bitcoins from youWhat the hell are you going to with 1000s of coins if you can't sell themWhy do you think a lot of people on /g/ are screaming buy buy buy?
>>9674502>You go to her, demanding an explanation >She boops you again>You wake up in Vegas, handcuffed to a bed in some penthouse>After a quick conversation with the cops, you find that you've been all over the world, touching famous people on the nose and running off>There's pictures and videos everywhere
>>9674384This fandom needs a good male ocThat didn't get famous from sex jokesthat is actually a believable character in the showThat is not based off of a real person and/or character
>>9674709>>9674657>nonconsensual tea parties
>>9674709>thenso you want to have sex after the tea party
>>9674536Please, if anyone was a feline it would be RarityAfter all, she is the most catty!
https://derpibooru.org/tags/dan+pie>this is a thing
>>9674384From those I only like Marker and that pony who writes love letters to everyone, Ice Pack sometimes.
>>9674724im Mining litecoins, slowly but steady with my 6870.one litecoin a day keeps the jews away!
THE CHANGELINGS ARE AT OUR DOOR
>>9674750>"That didn't get famous from sex jokes"
>>9674681>700 in checking and 35 in savings>no jobI need to form a cult or something and make money off donations, then set up a Jonestown for horsefuckers, like a compound for zoophiles based in some 3rd world country where we can film beast porn and make money off it
>>9674737You now realize all the characters in chowder WERE NAMED AFTER FOOD . WHOOOOOOOOOOOAHHH
>>9674754That's hardly "a thing".And welcome to a year ago.
>>9674760But why would you do that, exactly?
>>9674754>Has never heard of opposites attractalso>being this slow
>>9674614>twily will never be as cute again
>>9674789So that I could dress my favorite pony up in a humiliating saddle and hairbows
>>9674724Buy a kilo of heroin off silk road, cut it down, and sell it. Then get beat and robbed by Puerto Ricans when you show up trying to sell them a kilo of uncut dope.
>>9674787>>9674795>And welcome to a year ago.thank you
>>9674789Normally vets do it so they can actually examine cats.
>>9674778>tfw the "START!" and "FINISH!" voices are ingrained in your brain
>>9674812That or rape
>>9674754you got a problem with this? Then speak up son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w_M8BQ_HSIAutism. A reading by Manly "Nerd smasher" Tears
>>9674826No anon rape is wrong and besides it's impossible to rape a pony because you can't rape the willing.
>>9674812That is rape
>>9674772but he's not famous and he's more there for the fetish then for the jokes
>>9674812Dash would be the best one to do that to.
>>9674848But she looks fine see?Just fine
>>9674812I meant to the actual cat.>>9674820Oh, okay. Just looked like they're doing it for shits and gigs there.
>>9674613>>9674740>"More tea, Mrs. Purplesworth?">"Anon this isn't funny! Let me go! Someone will come looking for me eventually and there isn't even anything in these cups!">"Now now, behave yourself or else someone wont be getting second cookies.">Twilight grumps up>"I better get a freaking cookie...">Spike comes home, walking in on this scene>"Spike quick, get help!">"No wait Spike! I have candy bars and will let you stay up late!">The tea party has three guests
>>9674758>tfw your 6870 is too knackered to mine SHA-256 without HW errors so you're stuck with Litecoins and Novacoins
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/dick.jpgI don't think that's the 8" he claims
>>9674868Oh god this will not end well
>>9674792kawaii poni, you say?
>>9674857She'd be so furious and try to be tough, then it'd be even cuter. She'd also be soaking wet and get embarrassed if you pointed it out.
>>9674870>Litecoins>Novacoinsnow you people are just making things upNamecoins are a thing too, right?are those totally pointless or what?
>>9674879is she from new zealand
>>9674876I don't know what I was expecting
>>9674889>soaking wetso she likes it does she
>>9674812>Have Applejack and Dash clipped, unable to move but able to talk>You dress them up in the frilliest, girliest, most humiliating pretty dresses and outfits>The entire time they are threatening to kill you in worse and worse ways
>>9674792slutty loiro when
If Celestia was made out of cake and wanted you to eat her so she could be pooped out because that's totally her thing would you?
>>9674927>implying Dash isnt secretly enjoying it
>>9674927anon didn't think this through, I mean he has to let them go eventually
>>9674384So... Let's see how many I can name, shall we.>Milky Mare?>Fluffle?>Purple Tinker>IcePack>Mandopedo>Marker-ChanWhich ones gots eye correct, pls.
>>9674919TO THE CATGOSH
>>9674927I've been asking people to draw this for days, except with Nightmare Rarity and her magic instead of clips
>>9674903>applecoins>they grow on tiny apple trees a the base of regular appletrees
>>9674937noI don't like cake
>>9674876it does look 8 inch
>>9674825>MFW Stabilizer 2>MFW I play around with brush settings and learn you can set individual stabilizers to individual brushes.>MFW Its funny to imagine good artists actually use S-1 and above on brushes while going LOOK GUYS I CAN DRAW WITH STABILIZER 1! I'M SO PROYou can obviously tell the difference the higher it goes but I refuse to believe that things like hand stability and talent exists
>>9674876>>9674907>saving a picture of Nanaki's cockstill bigger than me
>>9674937Nah, I don't like Celestia that much.
>>9674952that doesn't change the answer
>>9674937Is she alive and wriggling the whole time?Do I have to eat all of her or just a part?Will she survive being turned into poops?
More pones like this, pls.
>>9674998Yes All Yes
>>9674992Stop raping your cat, Anon!
>>9674937I don't think I can eat that much cake at once
>>9674868>This goes on for a few days>Spike is growing concerned. He doesnt want to keep doing this....but he knows if she's let go he'll be in big big trouble>You assure him everything will be ok>Applejack and Pinkie visit, since they haven't seen Twilight in a few days>While she's still sleep, you slap on a pair of sunglasses on her and pretend to have her walk about and talk by your side with some help from Spike>Applejack is simply confused>Pinkie is oblivious
>>9674903They're mineable and tradeable, but it's getting crowded.Hell, /g/ is working on their own cryptocurrency.Someone with a pony avatar wanted to call them Alicoins but gen2coins won out.
>>9674927>Rarity walks in on you>"Anon, what ARE you doing?! That lipstick is simply not Applejack's color at all! Here, let me go get my makeup kit.">""RARITY!""
>>9675004here you go
>>9674870im pretty comfy with litecoins, they're about 4 dollars each and Mtgox will start using them soon so they'll go up in price.Altough i wish i had space to set up secondary mining gear, i have another computer with an Nvidia 9500 thats just collecting dust over there because i have no room to put it in and leave it running.
>>9674981It's not really about stability. It's being able to move your hand and make a smooth motion without it flying off in the wrong direction.If your line looks shaky it's because you're making it too slowly. Even a veteran artist can't make a super slow line that isn't a little shaky. If you want smooth you go fast. The trick is learning to make it fast and go in the right direction.
>>9675006this isn't /v/, we only get mad at bronies and other slightly less relevant trolling.
>>9675006People I want to punch in the face for 1000, alex.
>>9674981I started off inking with S-7, and now I can do it reliably from 0 to 5, depending on how steady I am that day. It's just practice.
>>9675021>>9675049Thanks, that's very funny.
>>9675031I guess as long as she doesn't make me barf her up?Celestia's pretty big. I might not be able to stomach all of her in one go.Also does she go in the toilet or on a tarp or something?
>>9675049Giraffes are awesome. Their shoulders are fucking huge because all their weight is on those front legs.
>>9675067that picture is rather agrivating
>>9675066>Lyra dyes her hair to be more graffiti friendly
>>9675079why do you have him added then?
>>9675036Anon no, this is getting bad.
>>9674998You can eat part of her, but that part glues itself to your stomach lining and slowly grows into a perfect clone of her, before tearing free from your body, rupturing your stomach and ribcage, and then consuming your body for the necessary nutrition to reach full size.This is how all ponies reproduce.
>>9675006>that schnozgosh dang
Why are there so many pedophiles in the MLP fandom?
>>9675063Is there a pool I should join or are they still small enough that solo mining is viable?
>>9675106>Like 1-2 years agohas it really been that long? i remember that thread.
I still cannot decide if living with Pinkie would be paradise or hell
>>9675104he doesn't, he's some faggot that saved a picture from the piss probably and posts it pretending to hate it.
A chemical company stores liquids in vats that are the shape of a solid obtained by rotating the region between the graph of y = sin x and the x-axis from x = 0 to x = π (feet), about the line x = π/2 (feet). If a vat is filled to half its height with a chemical of weight density ρ lbs/ft3, find an expression for the work done in pumping the chemical out the top of the vat.
>>9675064What you're saying is go fast...So that's why Apple always draws like his life depnds on it
>>9675138>>Like 1-2 years ago>has it really been that long? i remember that thread.Probably a year. It's already 4 months into 2013.
>>9675036No one can stop the train, no one can get off the ride.
>>9674947>Eventually you aren't able to take care of them like this and need to let them go for their own good>....but not before you take a few pictures>When you let them go Dash holds you down as Applejack gets ready to break every bone one by one, but you show them you have inssurance>A bunch of pictures of them in frilly outfits, playing leap frog and stuff even Sweetie Belle thinks would be insipid>Forget they look angry in all of them
>>9675142If you could convince her to give you some space some of the time it would be fineotherwise...
>>9675120Run of the mill mammalian reproduction.
how do you type with hooves
Why aren't you building a pony?
>>9675188>email But..that's not how DA works
>>9675132i use the give-me-ltc.com pool, im not sure if there are any others but the mods are really active on this one.never do solo mining unless you have several top tier rigs>>9675205shut up ralph
>man, people still use my shitpost, it's been around for years now>oh yeah, that's so cool
>>9675142I like to think about it and honestly it would be a rollercoaster of the two>Have fun all day, baking and playing with her like a best friend>Kept up all night because she wont>shut>UP!
>>9675205like a pony
>>9675160Apple said that he spent the first three years learning to draw fast and that's itexplains why that are a lot of things he needs to learn
>>9675188No dicks, no vadge, no nipples, no urethras.There are two options, either we got asexual reproduction(budding, splitting down the middle, etc.) or ponies use their one orifice(mouth) for everything. They shit through it, they eat with it, they exchange genetic material through it, and at the very end they use it to vomit up their "foals."
>>9675249>get stoned with Pinkie and it just makes her even more hyperactive than usual
>>9675219I can only imagine how hard school must be for that boy in the background
>>9675222Thank God I can't see that.
>>9675246>two keys and a space barpony writes in binary
Would you a farty toot pony who toots out buttfarts from their tooty fart butt?
>>9675287>>9675270But we've seen their words
>>9675272>Faust said they reproduce like mammals>Mr.s Cake was heavily implied t have birthed two foals the good old mammalian way
>>9675219that little boy has good taste
>>9675280>She is really harshing your vibe>End up freaking out and having a bad trip on the couch>She making silly faces at you the whole time>They look like demons
>>9675037What do you even do with these?
>>9675072I'm only around 8 right now...
>>9675272It's a classic cartoon mechanism to just not show genitals but to have gags as if they were there, usually a pissing joke. There's a reasonable suspension of said mentioned genitals because it's a children's show, but they are still PONIES.Quit being retarded.
>>9675221WHAT IS THAT TINY MAN DOING
>>9675272STANDARD MAMMALIAN REPRODUCTION
>>9675321sell them for FIAT currency, either in mtgox or btc-e
twilight is a pretty purple pony
>>9675312>>9675330>>9675344You're seriously arguing with someone named TrixieEXCLAMATIONMARK
>>9675312Faust ain't in charge, also all we know is that she birthed them SOMEHOW and that exchange of genetic material was involved. Imagine her throat bulging and her jaw dislocating as she horks up two wriggling lumps, each covered in a slimy caul. As the doctor scrapes away the caul to let them breathe, he proudly announces that one is male and the other is female.Meanwhile Pinkie Pie pisses out of her throat.
>>9675312>MR. Cake being too beta to say that it was rape>MR. Cake being too double beta to admit that it wasn't actually rape, it was consensual dp
>>9675369Yeah wellI bet your favorite pony is terrible
>>9675349she's far sexier than a cartoon horse has any business being
>>9675312That's the first time I've seen the frosting come before the cakes
>>9675305Maybe I'm just really tired but I laughed way harder than I should've at this comment
>>9675378your fanon is bad and you should feel bad
>>9675330You seem strangely insistent on having these cartoon horses have dicks and sexual orifices. Are you some sort of horsefucker?
>>9675384My favorite pony doesn't even have a cutie mark. So yeah. you're right
>>9675402Happy to help!
>>9675384My favorite pony is Princess Shining Armor.
>>9675280>>9675249>>9675142BESTPOSSIBLETHING>>9675319>tripping/freaking out on weed
>>9675394Don't talk that way about my wife anon
>>9675430Pinkie Pie laced itwith sunshine!
>>9675378Yeah, it's hot, but the simplest answer is standard mammalian reproduction.Occam's Razor etc. Fetishes are fun but shouldn't be used for headcanon
>>9675430eat a few strong brownies, you'll get it
Why are people even arguing about this?We should be talking about Dash femdom instead
>>9675426WHICH PONY WOULD YOU WASTE YOUR MASTERBALL ON?!
>>9675378>>9675120>>9675272>>9675410Sorry I'm late
>>9675426SMILe? I didn't know you were tootanon.
>>9675142It would be a constant sexual playground and I would love every minute.
>>9675479What kept you, Dash?
>>9675472I can't tell what's going on.
>>9675473But I don't want to catch pone
>>9675472I would worship her smelly feet
>>9675472>I've been ToddI don't get it
>>9675473I wouldn't abduct anything thats sapient
>>9675482Nah, I just snagged a happy pony image and that was the first one.
>>9675521I WILL STREAM MY PONY WAIFU
>>9675505>>9675524You guys will never be pony masters with that attitude
>>9675527>Pinkie's eye peels off and becomes applejack
>>9675517Tess is bad at spelling
Would you hug a bear?
>>9675535I'd rather be a Pony Lover
>>9675548I want to fuck that ursa major
>>9675471If Trixie had a penis, it would be great and powerful, a vast bulging edifice and monument to her greatness. It would be covered in deep blue veins as thick as a man's arm, gurgling and throbbing like ill-maintained drainpipes, and topped by a head so dark as to be almost black. Every second, it would be coursing with virile strength, leaving it harder than diamond, a sexual battering ram capable of destroying fortresses and civilizations.But no, like any pony, Trixie has no genitalia, and since being Trixie is perfection, we can logically conclude that your genitalia is imperfect and diminuitive.
>>9675545the undead usually are
>>9675548YesI wish bears could be domesticated and kept as bears
>>9675552>Not being a pony ____ ___
>>9675525But why is the 'T' a capital?I feel like I am missing a joke
>>9675548How does Fluttershy usually say hello to her bear friends?wit ha bear hug!
>>9675576I mean as pets fuck
>>9675548Is it a chubby futa bear? Is the bear a pony?
Using the extremely scientific method of Increasing the size of Nanaki's dick picture until his thumb is the same size as mine and then measuring it I have determined that Nanaki's dick is not 8" longA very very generous estimate would peg it at 7.5" seeing as I have huge handsand Nakaki is a skinny faggotIt's more likely that his NBPEL is 7" and his BPEL is 7.5"What am I doing with my life?
>>9675555>>9675581>potatoWhat and why?
>>9675590You're failing me, scrubble bub
>>9675595>I wish bears could be domesticated and kept as bearsunf
TIME FOR GAME OF PONES
>>9675604wasting it on something not-pony
>>9675619Where the hell is the full picture
>>9675604You should be drawing a slutty loiro
>>9675618>>9675548Oh, nice, now I can make a shitty comparison image, just give me time.
>>9675655you don't want it
>>9675618I want to go on a picnic with Fluttershy...
>>9675588I like when Dash wears pretty clothes.I hope she and Rarity get an episode next season just so I can see her in pretty clothes.
>>9675600>you'll never be infected by a futamare>you'll never be consumed with the urge to spread the infection
>>9675665I've already seen it and I want it
booty booty booty booty
>>9672744I want to peel that Scoots's socks off after a long day in the summer and lick in between her toes while taking long deep sniffs
>>9675676>I RECOGNIZE THAT SET OF COCK AND BALLS
oh is it mando time?
>>9675667Pony heels are adorable at the gara~
>>9675667What would those two fancy ponies do all day?
>>9675604not accurate, you can't see where the bone is
>>9675679>>9675682>imagined AJ saying it
>>9675667Why does that brown look horrible on her?
>>9675574Trixie would most certainly not have a penis like that.However, it would be delightfully large, with swollen balls and the tendency to cum gallons at a time.And she would obviously make her most enthusiastic little admirers show their love and devotion to her by worshiping it, while she tells them how small and pathetic their dicks are compared to hers.
>>9675665I'm AppleDan. believe me, I want it.>>9675676>she can titfuck herselfholy unf
>>9675686Fillies and kids are not for sexual
>>9675667I guess you could say when it comes to her outfits, Rainbow Dash looks pretty fly!
>>9675675Hadn't someone been talking about continuing this?I think I remember someone asking if it was OK to run on the sub.I'd participate in that
>>9675604You had me at peg.
>you'll never have sex
>>9675713love they way joey draws eyes
Your favorite pony is real and wants you to come with them to Equestria. They're totally into you and want you and shit, but there's one catch. They're into sounding and they want to do it every night This is the only chance you'll ever get, and if you decline, then you'll never see them again. Do you do it?
>>9675716In the pony universe, they are actually amazed we can get ourselves off with our hands
>>9675696I don't get female cosplayers.I would be thrilled to have some nerd tell me he wants to fuck me. Would you want someone to walk up to you and tell you that they wouldn't fuck you?
>>9675724Then why do underage human female children have the best vaginas for having non-consensual sexual intercourse with?
>>9675751No dice, if I can't be a pretty mare I don't think I even want to go to Equestria
>>9675744I'll become a wizard, go to the school of illusions and then conjure me up a fetish orgy