Equestrian Healthcare EditionOld Sick Horse: >>9626868
What the fuck is a horse?
>>9631201a miserable pile of fucking secrets.
>>9631201It's like a pony, but horsier.
>you will never ride a pegasus pony
HOLYSHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO ARCHIVEAnyone has picrelated saved?
>>9631247Maybe I want to give pegasus pony a ride?
>>9631248it... yea, it is. I'm going to have to agree this time.
>>9631257It's up on Jalm's tumblr.welcometothejalm.tumblr.com
How would you this pony?
the locator hasn't worked since yesterdayI finally manned up and found the thread manuallyI traversed the great wasteland to find home againsomeone please hold me
>>9631313I would go on cuh-razy bro adventures and get into all sorts of hijinx
>>9631313Stop plugging your genderbent horsebando Brae.
>>9631313If he's just as irritating as regular pinkie i wouldn't want him anywhere near me
>>9631313i'd trade it for a Rarity stallion.
>>9631313I'd chill in the park with him and hit on passing mares all day with ridiculous pick-up lines.
>>9631326That comic is actually great when it comes to simplified horse anatomy.
>>9631341>ridiculous pickup lines>"HEY! YOUR BACKSIDE IS AS BIG AND ROUND AS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND'S!">"AND TWICE AS FRAGRANT!"
>>9631378ohhhhh you funny guy
>>9631371Meant to link this here.>>9631388
>>9631207I hate shoulder blush.
>>9631297>welcometothejalm>tfw you will never have such a great tumblr link
If you got a chance to become the little pony, would you take it?pic related
>>9631341>implying he's not my horsbando
>>9631470No.Why the fuck would I give up my superior mobility and technology?
>>9631220>>9631207Why can't there be more art of human CMC that isn't sexual?Because really, this is just creepy.
>>9631488Back off he's mine.
>>9631470>be brown big mac sized kickass gentle giant earth stallion>get every single mare ever>yes that one tooIt would be fantastic
>>9631470why the fuck would you want to be a REAL horse? can't talk, fly, or get magic. And you're stupid too
>>9631470only if i could be a horse instead.and owned by somebody like these.pic related.
>>9631513What about pony cmc.
>>9631521>your entire body becomes a vessel for producing and storing shit in enormous quantities>You try to stomp or rape anything that comes into your enclosure, when you're not eating or shitting
What the fuck is unfstuck
>>9631547why bother drawing tradional color pencils anymore
>>9631470If I could talk I guess.
I will leave this here. Catch you guys later.
Wherefor art thou, unf?
>>9631549they're classy.>>9631513done. any other miracles? water into wine, maybe?
>>9631520I'd rather wings and get all the sky babes.
>>9631528I've always wondered what wearing a saddle and bridle and being ridden felt like
>>9631182yellow nurse has a case of beardhoof
>>9631622DON'T LIKE SMOILE SEE THIS.
>>9631606>not getting a qt pegasus gf and skydancing in the vast blue openness
>>9631590you gotta be careful with these unfs, manthey'll change you
>>9631616there are folk who share your particular proclivities, you know. revel in the perversion.
>>9631675but i want my lyra pony
>>9631709How would you react to Lyra dropping her spaghetti all over you?I'd find it endearing.
An unf by any other name would smell just as sweet
>>9631722i would just hug her
>>9631727>she's wearing the crownRARITY CONFIRMED FOR YET ANOTHER VILLAIN
>>9631731draw flootershai dropping her pasta on Dash.
>>9631725>You will never have a tiny pony sit on your head>That will watch you play games>Or sit there while you run errands
>>9631725Shit, that is one comfy cat.
Pat fony bis est fony.
>>9631744heavy is the head.
>>9631769needs a version that says "Dweeb" and "Gilda"
>>9631731You wouldn't nibble on her ear, making her blush and stammer?Or nuzzle your face into her neck, sending a shiver down her spine?
>>9631816the only time she doesn't call you dweeb is when she screams out your name the first time you make love.she catches herself, and never does it again.
>>9631830I think I'd just be really bemused about the whole thing.But I'm sure we could be good friends.Just friends.
>>9631830i wouldnt want her to have a heart attack
>>9631769>KevinWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANON THAT KID IS LIKE 10 AND IS ALREADY BALD
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came an unf.
>>9631889I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
>>9631917Ok the heavy made me laugh.
LK femrover story when?
>FIVE different threads listed in the trackerWHAT IS GOING ONThank goodness for the backup boop.
>>9631955what if the archive dies
>>9631917The kissing was a lot hotter than I expected
>>9631964it is already ded
>>9631982I don't think that's the right sound effect, but I like that one too
>>9631948Saffron > Femrover>that feel when LK will never do anything with her
Good night MLPG
>>9631995>you will never push a tank on top of enemy soldiers
>>9632014Good night, anon.Have happy dreams.
>>9632088I was thinking about writing >you will never be a cute OC pony in Rainbow Dash pajamas after I saw >>9632032, but I decided against it
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quickie lyra scribblehands kinda hurt, hopefully tomorrow I can try out a new coloring technique...
>>9632146is pretty goodbut have you ever thought about drawing pones more show style
>>9632175i used tobut unless i'm going to say fuck you to form they look kinda silly when painted
>>9632146do you ever art ponies that aren't lyra
>>9632146Holy shit mewball? Since when did you hang out on /mlp/? You're one of my favorite pone artists on DA, really dig your style.
>>9632208what about lyra with wings
>>9632230i've been hanging around mlpg for a year in about a monththank you
STOP BEING DEAD
>>9632230u wot m8
>>9632146That's a pretty Lyra.What's the colouring technique?
>>9632237what about a sleepy cuddly lyra
>>9632254basically a soft polished style I'll use when I dont quite want to go full painting but don't want to cell shade.
>>9632244I've been here for a long time too, never seen you post though. Did you only start tripping recently or do you just stick with mlpg?
>>9632269I just stick with mlpg.
>>9632269MLPG BE STEALING MUH CONTRIBUTOORS
>>9632276Ever hang out in the drawfag threads?
>>9632021You don't know that.
>>9632286ssshhh calm down anon
>>9632290i just stick with mlpg.
>>9632299Ever post in the sub?
>>9632146Mew draw Lyra as a background.
>>9632299Why? There's a whole world out there full of autistic, condescending faggots and stupid pointless threads.
>>9631297>>9631297Not it is not I spent hour looking for it
>>9632339Why fix something that's working? He's already in one of those threads.
>>9632339/mlp/ go away, pls.If your other threads are so good why don't you go there and leave us alone?
>>9631848Well, why not?I'm probably yelling her name too.
>>9632349I thought you wanted the finished version. I saved the sketch when he posted it.
>>9632339why are you so upset
>>9632339>full of autistic, condescending faggotsum
>>9632326i do everytim>>9632312not really also heres a quick attempt at show style. i think how they do the muzzles are cute in the show, but its not really paintable and they are super finicky. not to mention show style is kinda boring considering the show will do it better every time.
>>9632384>jalm>finished versionnigga he haven't finished nay piece within last few monthsI'm glad he still at last does scribbles>he will never do my request;_;
>>9632415nigga das kawaii
>>9632008I know but I'll take what I can getdid he say no more Saffron ever or just no chubby stuff?
>>9632449He was making a portfolio for art-school and now that he's done with it he can draw more. Unfortunately, he didn't make the cut
>>9632462there needs to be more ruby gloom art.
>>9632415oh goshi love this one
>>9632462nigga thats adrabbable
>>9632415You should do that more often.
>>9632415that's adorablei love your art mew
>>9632486there's also this
>>9632415Although its boring, the show style is still cute though.
How many of you guys have OCs? Whether from another fandom, or actually original characters?Have you ever ponified any of them?
>>9632523I'll be honest, I have tons of them, but they don't do anything big.
>>9632523I did make a pony OC, but that's pretty much it.
>>9632523Basically mewanon with a manlier face and in a dark purple suit. Occupation: He solves problems around town.
>>9632518The show style is adorable.That's why we're all here.
Hey Applefags or Dashfags, are you okay with muscles on AJ or RD?
>>9632523i have a pony oc and some other non-pony onesnone have been ponifiedalso here's that headshot with a body cause you guys liked it
>>9632523No. I did play around with an idea of writing a script once, so the characters there would be original. Also I made up a superhero parody/spoof character together with my brother. Nothing's on paper, of course, and I'd never ponify them.As far as pony OCs go, I was always told that it is simply not done here, even if I'd like one as some personal avatar. I keep on thinking it'll help me make friends, but I think its just my awful personality that's in the way really.I also though of creating a furry badger OC, but them I remembered I'm not that far gone yet, and that joke stopped being funny or relevant ages ago.
>>9632578Muscles, but not stupid muscles like in that pic. Athletic types.
>>9632582Awesome, now I have another Lyra picture to spam daily.
>>9632582>none of them have been ponified.Mew, you know what you must do.
>>9632578Some muscles are fine and dandy. But that seems a bit overboard
>>9632523I have a bunch of character concepts for things like tabletops, or, more often, to use as names, usually in games, depending on the type of character'Roogna' used to just be my guy in monster hunter
>>9632586>I was always told that it is simply not done heresomeone pulled a fast one on you
>>9632623is that chocolate rain
>>9632622I was actually rather disappointed with Kraut et al for plugging Jerry here.
>>9632586>I was always told that it is simply not done hereNobody really cares unless you go overboard into self-insert or fetish territory.
>>9632586>>9632695Or you go overboard using it, e.g. avatarfagging.
>>9632523I have this pony and I have other non-pony stuff in my school books.
>>9632702what kind of pony is that
>>9632523i don't have nor have ever had nor plan on ever having an OC.
>>9632700>>9632695>>9632586Or start fucking people's waifus
>>9632523I have a few characters from a survival-horror-type zombie-flick story I was writing a while back, before I realized I don't know how to write an actual story.And I think I may have ponified them by accident earlier today.
Does anyone else feels that lately /co/ has been slower than usual?
>>9632711Waifu wars are independent of OCs, man.People will always defend their waifus honors
>>9632708A green one.
>>9632741Thankfully I rarely need to defend mai waifu.Almost everyone loves Lyra.WHICH MEANS I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO KILL A LOT OF NIGGAS
>>9632741better to suffer the slings and arrows of the internet than allow her to feel their teeth.
>>9632695>>9632700>>9632711Well, I'd use it much like SB uses Sad Sack, but I'm still undecided on the colour scheme or how his body type should be. I have the face and hair down, as well as some kind of notion of characater and a name.
>>9632741>defend their waifus honorsI await the day the suit of armor i've been building in my garage sees service on the battlefield.
>>9632736I only went to /co/ for MLPG.
>>9632523I'm playing with the idea of writing a fic about how the mane 6 find an ancient pegasus trapped in windigo-induced ice thousands of years, shortly discovering that since he's both unimaginably powerful AND existed before the pegusi stopped being a warring people, also being before the power of friendship was discovered, he becomes more a problem than can be handled.
>>9632790A lot of people did. It was the only place that tolerated a pony thread and discussions were actually going on.
praise the sun
>>9632804She really needs to eat.
>>9632804gross, why is she so deformed
japanese dub > original
>>9632804now praise the moon and sun
>>9632804That can't be healthy.
>>9632796>I'm playing with the idea of writing a ficOkay.>about how the mane 6 find an ancient pegasus trapped in windigo-induced ice thousands of years,I can see something like that happening maybe...>shortly discovering that since he's both unimaginably powerful AND existed before the pegusi stopped being a warring people,You lost me. "Unimaginably Powerful" = Unimaginably boring.>also being before the power of friendship was discovered, he becomes more a problem than can be handled....There's a good idea in there somewhere... but that sounds like it could easily slip into fanwank territory.Not gonna stop you if you wanna write it... just be careful, for pity's sake...
>>9632813Enjoy your shitty APPURUJAKKU and Reinboh Dashu with extra testosterone
>>9632796we need a proper wendigo. obviously edited to be okay for a little girl's show.
>>9632831>extra testosteroneI immediately thought of a more sexually-aggressive Dash.
>>9632828>You lost me. "Unimaginably Powerful" = Unimaginably boring.The pegusi from back then were able to at least go toe to toe with unicorns who had the power to raise the sun and moon with no alicorns at all.My reasoning would be that Discord must have screwed with the magic of all pony races, de-powering them, and making alicorn magic necessary. Hence the rebellion of Celestia and Luna.
>>9632796>unimaginably powerfulPlease don't turn him into a Twilywing. You gotta leave room for improvement and character developement, believe me, I know one thing about mary sue OC's.
>>9632828the good idea is "before the power of friendship".that shit be all Lovecraft and shit, yo. morality and belief system completely incomprehensible to modern ponies.
>>9632840>you will never use Celestia's horn as a sounding rod and then blast her face with semen
>>9632814I would like to hang out with both of them.
>>9632839"oh. *now* i get why guys are so horny all the time."
>>9632834The windego in mlp are scared shitless of the power of friendship, and the mane 6 have that in spades.I don't think wendigos are much of an issue anymore. Recall that they froze the newly founded land of Equestria after following the migrant ponies.If they wanted to come back, they would have.
>>9632867>the instant after the words leave her lips, she pounces on you.
>>9632840first time I'm seeing this one
>>9631675Does anyone have the follow-up to this with Bon-Bon?
>>9632865>Too old for thisNonsense, you just need a bigger tub.
>>9632850Exactly. I think he would be disgusted at the "weakness" of the one warlike race of pegusi.
>>9632869the windigo is a glorified elemental. the wendigo is the Id turned into an actively malevolent possessive spirit.
>>9632891I think it was on that dropbox that was being spammed here a few weeks ago.I wonder whether those people were MLPG or /mlp/.
What if someone likeJust killed Tara StrongAt her homeWith a gun
>>9632813Are there subs yet?
>>9632921Why? Did you do it just know?
>>9632906So you think the windigo was created by the ponies themselves?I don't buy that for the reason that the three ponies operated in a mostly hostile symbiotic relationship with each other based on mutual need for who knows how long, and then the windegos came out of fucking nowhere to freeze their homes. That sounds like they're monsters, not spirits BORN of hatred. They just feed on it like the changelings feed on love.
>>9632915What's the difference anymore.
>>9632923Yup! Don't know if it's blocked in America or not, though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffjXzs9Vqg0
>>9632921GoddamnPeople on her street fucking LOVE Tennis
Its dead in here let's talk about something. So what are you working on? Art or fic.
>>9632906Why would two different creatures existing in the same world have names that are homonyms of each other?
>>9633013I don't artdo you want me to do somethingI am very bored aswell
>>9632956is evil in the MLP universe a perversion of good, or its equal?
>>9633004Except that one guy with that bright strip mall in his back yard.
I know we've got some Seattle dorks in here.How are you nerds enjoying this glorious downpour?
>>9633022He certainly won't be invited to the next block party.
>>9633024At least you guys are getting rain.
>>9633013Was playing some EO1 but got my ass handed to me again. Thinkin about playin something else.If I had talent I'd draw for MLPG. Feels bad man.
>>9633004that pool is shaped like a coffin.MAGICK
>>9633018Well, the changelings demonstrated that the power of love could be USED for evil purposes.But at the same time, Sombre seemed to be more a corruption than a pony. What the hell is it with being trapped somewhere for thousands of years and changing your form like fucking crazy?
>>9633030I fucking love rain.Too bad we hardly get any on winter.
>>9633013i'm trying to learn to drawrecently downloaded the first loomis book and now i'm drawing those weird facei suppose that's not really working on anything but whatever
>>9633013I don't know, but with the workload I currently have, it might be months until I can finish something, so I just keep on doing some sketching practice so I don't get rusty.>>9633032If you want to draw, you can learn it. Talent has very little to do with it. If you have no interest in drawing, don't beat yourself up about it. We can't all want the same thing.
>>9633013Neither.I just finished my first commission, but I'm not sure how to request payment via PayPal. Do I send an invoice, or just request payment? Is selling artwork online a good or a service?It'd be really great if they had answers like this on the site, but they don't.
>>9633030It's actually been pretty warm here before two days ago.As a Southern Californian-born, I was giggling all day as I saw people in shorts and t-shirts in 65 degree weather. That's chilly where I come from
>>9633063I think Braeburned once posted that unless you're sending a a physical thing it's a good, a digital illustration is a service.
>>9633014it's like Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. or Chrysalis and her Changelings.the Wendigo (there are many, many spellings of it, so it's not like it has to be a homonym) is the progenitor and the windigos are the offspring. the sons cannot grasp a fraction of the father's majesty, because he comes from an earlier age. he will show you fear in a handful of snow.
>>9633017pls helpwat do
>>9633066I'm in colorado, it's like a desert up here. And that's nothing, I went skiing last week and there were a couple guys in basketball shorts going about 40 down the mountain while it was snowing. I'll have to try that some time.
>>9633069Ancient monsters are good. I would think Tartarus is the prison for most of the dangerous ones though, if that is the nature of it.Always a possibility that they missed a few hellish horrors when they were locking them up.
>>9633024I really enjoyed the weather we had over the weekend, It's too bad the sun didn't last longer. it meant there was great lighting for pics at Sakuracon
>>9633063AA? How are the commissions going? Gotten many?
>>9633066i went to the beach on Wednesday, got comfy in the rain on Thursday, and went skiing on Friday. god, i love this half of the state.
So like, would my 5 year old Huskie allow me to have sex with her?Just wondering if she'll let me give it to her. I never fixed her because I'm against it, and she's in heat.
>>9633093Yes.This is the only one I've gotten so far. Although someone did donate 10 dollars with a note saying the only thing they wanted was that I draw more Diamond Tiara.
>>9633098Dogs are for being best bros. Not for sexual.
>>9633098This immediately made me think of that anon who wrote the post about "Princess."I feel kind of sick remembering that now.Long story short, Anon's friend was sexually abusing his dog and keeping her in a closet when he wasn't fucking her. Anon got him arrested and adopted the dog.
>>9633087Oh hey cool, another Seattle guy>Sakura-conIT'S YOU FUCKING WEABOOS WHO CLUTTERED UP MY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD AND WORE COSTUMES ON THE LIGHT-RAIL. FAGGOTS WITH PINK CAT EARS AND TAILS FOR FOUR DAYS
>>9633086you can't imprison something like the Wendigo in a prison. you can control demons, you can control things like Discord, because they're elemental forces, and the elements can be controlled, but the Wendigo is simply greed personified, and as long as there is someone capable of feeling greed, there will be the Wendigo. they didn't miss the Wendigo, they couldn't catch it.
>>9633107>not sexualling your bros when they need itIt's like you've never had a friend of the opposite sex or something...
>>9633013I'm looking for songs for a "party" tomorrow.Looking at Porter Robinson and Hardwell.
>>9633107He just a /b/tard. >>9633118That was a sad story.
>>9633118Oh god, why did you remind me of that...
Why aren't you practicing?
>>9633123Doesn't sound at all like a wendigo I've ever heard of, but creative licensing makes that a rather moot point.
>>9633146Because I am a coward who is afraid of failure.
>>9633013I'm still trying to get this Twilight/Lyra horror fic done I was supposed to get done for Halloween last October. My job stresses me out too much to work on it or the art for it.
>>9633124not that kind of bro, you knob. human bros who can be things besides bros, but dogs are never and can never be anything besides a bro. even a dog that doesn't like you is somebody's bro. you can't sexually a dog or Jesus and the Statue of Liberty will hate you.
>>9633124>Rainbow Dash will never give you a mercy-fuck
>>9633159But what if the dog presents itself to you?>>9633162>thinking pityfucks exist
>>9633004>>9633022I decided to look this up, what the hell is in this guy's yard?
>>9633164Fucking disgustingBut a hole is a hole
>>9633159"Are you an adult?"BARK!"You want to do it?"WOOF!
>>9633099Haha. Well, best of luck with it I guess, and hope you get a few more.
>>9633159Asay plsDog-fucking is perfectly fine.
>>9633174HOLY SHITI was looking at that too.But I didn't post it.Oh my god, we're soulmates.
>>9633167then it's not a dog, it's a human trapped in the form of a dog. you should help it regain its original form. might turn into a qtpi faerie gf.
>>9633162Dash would just laugh at your pathetic attempt to hit on her.
>>9633186We should like, meet-up or something.
>>9633200are you a girl
>>9633206No are you?
>>9633174I cant even tell which part is his yard.
>>9633194Pinkie and Rarity are the only ones who would let you have your at-bats even if they're out of your league. Dash would just, as you said, laugh.though maybe Rarity not so much.
>>9633194>Implying she wouldn't be as foreveralone as you>Implying you don't hang out on Valentine's Day because nobody ever gets you any cards and it's a dumb holiday anyway and she's too cool for getting flowers or candy from someone she likes
>>9633214>it's a dumb holiday anywayI've never gotten a Valentine's day card or gift, and never been with anyone, but even I think it's a good holiday.I'm sick of every year being: "HURR VALENTINE'S IS DUMB CUZ I DON'T HAVE A LE GF"
>>9633210That tiny patch of grass above the pool, but I guess I'm talking about everything else.
>>9633238I thought you meant the giant fucking mess in that guy's tennis court.
>>9633230>implying she doesn't kinda maybe look forward to hanging out with you that day>at least she doesn't have to endure it alone
>>9633118>implying that one was true
>>9633213Rarity would just see you as a friend and pity your sorry ass. It would be totally awkward to her. Pinkie is the town bicycle, so that is no surprise.
>Wander Over Yonder has a female horse as a main character
>>9633268>she thought she could escape
>>9633268Wuh oh.Crossover R34 incoming.En masse.
>>9633265>Implying Rarity wouldn't at least see if she could set you up with someone she knows who might be interested in you.
>>9633278>filenameOh please, I have no soul
>>9633288I never thought of that but aren't most of her connection rich ponies? I doubt they would want to be seen with you.
>>9633288>"ah... darling, follow me, there's someone you simply *must* meet. she'll adore you.">"not that i don't appreciate the attention, darling, but i'm the majors, and you're still playing tee-ball."or is that last one too mean?
>>9633268>>9633278WHATS THE MATTER LAURENDON'T YOU LIKE PONIES
>>9633278She never wanted to escape. That bitch. She wants ponies back. She wants her throne back. To have once again complete control. She doesn't regret anything. Just an act. She's creating a new kingdom. One to fight Hasbro. To strike down. She wants a fucking revolution. And she'll use bronies, those still loyal to her to fight. That clever bitch.
>>9633314That would fucking kill me.
>>9633318Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>9633312She runs a clothing store. She's probably met/networked with more than just rich ponies. You meet all sorts in that business. And who knows? Maybe one of them is looking for a boyfriend.
>>9633312>aren't most of her connection rich ponies?DYEWTS? She knows everyone from Fancypants to Hayseed.
>>9633347>"oh, Celestia, no... that came out wrong, didn't it? sweetie, just come meet my friend, alright? don't you trust me?"
>>9632948Blocked.Found this though.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyrq92_my-little-pony-tomodachi-wa-mahou-s1e1-japanese-eng-sub-w-dl-hd_shortfilms#.UV_x6pOzeSp
>>9633265>>9633312>Rarity playing matchmakerOh, this actually sounds really cute. You could even combine it with this idea >>9633214, where she tries to set you up with RD because you're both just so hopeless when it comes to romance.
My neighbor down the hall asked me to watch her place for a week.We've never talked, she just knocked on the doors until someone agreed.I just went into her panty drawer and sniffed a handful and used one to jerk off.FUCK. MLPG, I've gone too far. What if she finds out somehow. I can't look at her when she comes back. Fucking fuck fuck fuck.
>>9633349PONIES LAURENTHE PONIES
>>9633386You're a fucking idiot.
>>9633387>asking for commisions because you're too financially irresponsible to handle moneyfaggot
>>9633388G-g-greg... You're frighting me
>>9633386guess what you should give her.
>>9633387I want to rape you in the ear.
>>9633375Dash would be distraught that Rarity would hook her up with you and would probably think this was an insult to her.
Which pony is the best at holding mah dick
>not having a chance with RarityWith all the info you have from the show you'd either have to be a complete idiot or have so much spaghetti that even talking with her friends causes you to have a meltdown.Of course going directly for her would be a disaster. But if you play your cards well enough you have a pretty decent chance.
>>9633387Wow, you're drunk. From this I can extrapolate that you are a fun person to be around who has an active social life. Furthermore, you probably have "verve".
>>9633422The one with hands.
>>9633406due dont I've had 48 oz of beeer in two hours I'm ot oready for tha thsit and I feel ah eadche comin on
>>9633433Yeah no I still want to forcibly insert my penis into your ear until I orgasm.And to cause all the damage to your skull that such an act would involve.
>>9633418>implying she wouldn't go out with you JUST THIS ONCE as a favor to Rarity>implying she wouldn't forget about the supposed insult somewhere around an hour inRarity wouldn't have set it up if she didn't think she was a good match for you.
>tfw productive dayNOW TO WASTE TIME ON MLPG AND PLAY BIOSHOCK
>>9633453>Meanwhile, Rarity is tearing her hair out trying to resist the temptation to spy on the date she set up.
>boxer spammer is now making a thread in /co/>>>/co/48114790
>>9633480Which Bioshock?The good one, the bad one or the other good one that is also the recent one.
>>9633485>Rarity>having any self control whatsoever.
>>9633485>after the date she confronts Dash with a pint of ice cream and two spoons and demands>EVERY>SINGLE>DETAIL>when Dash tells her it "went fine", Rarity throws her hooves up and declares that she's the worst matchmaker in the world and that her life is over
>>9633503the new one is okay, on the side of bad. the second-new one is also okay, on the side of good.
>>9633510Yeah. It is.
>>9633503The new oneI bought 2 but haven't played it yetJust like 200 other games in my steam library
>>9633533Nah, it's not.
>>9633538But it is thoughI don't know why I'm arguing with you, you're /v/. You don't even play games.
>Ten minutes laterDon't wryfellas, I threw up! everything's good. Man do I feel betr.
>>9633557>someone doesn't like a particular videogame>WAAAH YOU'RE /V/ YOU HATE VIDEOGAMES
>>9633557>>9633566Could you fuckin' nerds shut up about video games for once?
>>9633566Other anon here.He doesn't said he don't like it. He just said it isn't a good game. There's difference between not liking something and not liking it while being able to appreciate it....also why we so ded?
>>9633581>He doesn't...fuck me. I meant didn't.
QUICK MLPGTHINK OF YOUR FAVORITE PONYDONE?The last song/melody/music you heard plays as you have to fight her to the death
>>9633508>Dash tells her it "went fine"Define fine. I doubt a date with Dash is "fine".
>>9633581it's three thirty in the morning, anon. you should be in bed too.
>>9633581Why should I have to appreciate something I think is bad?
oh god whats happened to the hyperindexit's so godamned fucked
>>9633506I never said she was very successful.If >>9633508 doesn't happen, then she probably ends up dragging some of the others along with her to watch, the entire time obsessing over every tiny interaction between you and Dash, certain that she's only brought doom and misery to you both.
>>9633591wow, that artist needs to attend anatomy 101
>>9633591Dash had a great time, but she doesn't want to admit it to Rarity, because she made a big stink about not wanting to go out in the first place, and saying that she'd really love to see you again would be admitting that she was wrong.the only time Dash is capable of subtlety is when her pride is on the line.
>>9633586>RarityDone let's see>Spoiler>The last melody was one of those from that Mexican Vergil and Donte video>Can't stop seeing Spanish Anon with a sombrero and poncho confronting a mustached, sombrero wearing RarityOkay now I know what's my next request
>>9633593Saying that Inifinite is bad makes it sound like there is absolutely no redeeming values to the game. It's overall bad and can't be good in any way which is wrong.>>9633592Yurop.
time for bronies?
>>9633619if you're in Yurop, then you should be in bed because you don't have anything else to do, not having a job to rest up for and whatnot.
>>9633638I'm studying and it means I'm getting on my daily drawing routine in about 3 hours.I might even sketch something for you guys later. We'll see how it goes.
>>9633386You're a moron.And for that matter, so is she.But you're a bigger moron than she is.
STEAM SERVER IS DOWNI CANT PLAY VIDYAWHAT DO I DO NOW?
>>9633580>not liking the best thing on this planet
>>9633657THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRUSTING GABEN AND FALLING FOR A DRM SCHEMECAN'T EVEN PLAY YOUR OWN DAMN GAMES
>>9633657you can still play gaems offline
>>9633648draw Gilda as a pin-up girl on a WWII bomber. human or pony, your choice.
>>9633657play Facebook games
>>9633657SUCK IT NERD, I'M PLAYING VIDEO GAMES ON STEAM RIGHT NOWHA HA
>>9633675Didn't someone do that with Pinkie?
>>9633675I'll remember about that.
>>9633675I really wish I could find a good reference for WWII Air Force/Army tattoos.I like to think Gilda would go for those if she had any ink.
>>9633679not that i remember. i remember somebody WAS gonna do it, but then he got pissed off and left.
Was the Sweetie thing finished?Anyone got a cap?
>>9633701I'm sure someone did. I saved it but of course I didn't tag it so I can't find it.
>>9633657>>9633666>>9633670>>9633678Chill the fuck outits routine server maintenance
>>9633386Is she hot at least?
>>9633700>"How many times have we done this, Gilda? I thought you'd be used to getting tattoos by now--">"Just shut up and hold my hand, dweeb."ZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>"Ow OW ow ow ow FUCK-- THAT-- HURTS--!!!"
>>9633700tattoos were a Navy thing, mostly. but WWII tats in general were sorta... cartoonish. just think: Popeye, Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny. but temper that cartoonishness with an edge of realism. they also had a tendency to be more-or-less all green, but that's because the artists didn't have much ink variety. they'd get splotchy with age because the ink was shit, too.
>>9633716i'm already chill anoni can't get chillier than this
>>9633738>on one shoulder she has a Screaming Eagle>on the other she has an Iron Cross>"i mean, they look great, but fuuuuck, they hurt..."
>>9633706pls respondalso, there were 2 more humanized caps posted last thread yet couldn't save (and can't get them since the Archive is fucked) Can someone post them
>>9633657>Go to your steam folder>Play the games that don't use steam to validate
Gonna stram Nightmarified Mane6 + Spike + Celestia.
>Tattoos on feathersAnon pls
>>9633793exactly. please use logic.
>>9633793I thought the word "hand" gave it away.
>>9633793then she tatoos them on her lion butt
>>9633807>she's really just getting her fur spraypainted>you have no idea why she bitches so much about it
>>9633764>"Maybe you should invest in those temporary tattoos, like the ones in the vending machines at the grocery store or the Pizza-Hut--">"Shut your -- OW! -- fuckin' face, dweeb..."
Good morning, MLPG!
Ok so I just redownloaded the pony game for more autismHow do I cheat on this fucking thing?
MAKMUR MIKMUR MEKTORAL
>>9633867check out /r/mlpIOS
>>9633867>iOSYeah listen to >>9633875 and go to rebbit.The only way to cheat with iOS was with the game save editor, and tou had to have your device jailbroken. I don't know if it was updated for the latest game version tough,
>>9632141 >>9632141 >>9632141 Dud you here?
>>9633918What is it?
>>9633792Man that is adorable.
>>9633875>sending me to embedditActually I was looking there anyway, Seems they have a lot of Android support but not Ipad
>>9633926Can you add into linkboard this too please:https://bitbucket.org/murkeli/userscripts/raw/master/4chanimgur.user.js
>>9633953Wouldn't it be better to make a list of these script, put it together, then put it in the linkboard?
>>9633993>reverse weeaboosThis shouldn't be so funny.
We are the cutie mark niggasmhmmhmm hmm hmmNever stop the Jersh
>>9633993It's that bad?
>>9633993>"my little pony: friendship is magic" is dead>tfw when
>>9633998Should get /co/ to start another reverse weeaboo art thread
>>9634000well, we've had a merry old time, but merry old times don't count for nothing. so now i'm coming on back HUNH so help me up right left foot forward to GO GO GO GO
>>9634037dat Five and Three. serious MILFs right there.
>>9633953There's a section in the Who's Who with a bunch of websites and miscellaneous links, imgur viewer included.
>>9634041There you go. Just remember to update every month or so, but this guy got it>>9634050
>>9634048You now realize that according to the KND lore, sex is what makes kids grow up
>>9634050link your stream nigga
>>9634070then why did Numbah One have to start acting like an adult when he got turned into one that one episode? he hadn't been laid before, and he didn't get laid that episode. it's a factor, surely, but not the crux of the thing.
i had the wierdest dream. i was meeting some friends and i walked in on 2 friends having sex, except it was soarin and thunderlane. they tried to hide the fact and it was so adorable. then i somehow ended up losing a church pew and being burned in a witch hunt.
>>9634050 >visiting shitlong who's who (being update by pretentious fag btw) just to find link to the useful scriptreally? nothanks
>>9634070So their end-game villain is a child predator?hot
>>9634086It's a sign.Repent, brother
>>9634086What a strange dream anon.I mean.. you? Having friends?
You know what?Fuck you faggots. I put up a stream almost every goddamn night, working hard on art that goes unnoticed while fags like GG post scribbles and doodles and gets instant cocksucking replies.FUCK the general, and FUCK GG.
>>9634110Fuck off retardno one likes you, attention fag
>>9634090>pretentiousAlright, it is a little too long anyways.>>9634071Yo here it is nigga
>>9634110MICROWAVE I WILL KILL YOU.
>>9633980I'm not really fussed on the ponies, but I'm really liking that background.
>>9634110>>9634121>namefags attentionwhoringNOPE.FILTERED.I'M OUT
>>9634125>>9634110We DFG now?
>>9634136who are you
who is dfg
>browsing thread>opening pictures in new tab occasionally>whenever I close those tabs it skips to the next tab which is smut I put aside for later reviewI hate it but I don't know what to do about itI need a buffer image to put before the smut but WHAT
>>9634159NO. I AM
>>9634161Move the smut to the far left.
>>9634161Move your smut to the left like a normal person.
>>9634159>>9634168'tis all lies and slander! The real one is I!
>>9634181BUT WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT
>>9634171>>9634175it is on the left, the only thing lefter is the pinned MLPG tab>>9634183that big boobed lady SB posted yesterday and LK's Gillou
>>9634190Hold on.You'll have to answer a question only the REAL DFG would know!
>join thread>everyone is DFGWe My Little Changeling currently?
>>9634190>>9634204So pin your smut? It's what I do and it works fine. Pin a few webcomics and shit there if you want redundancy.
>>9634209When does the sex start?
>>9634207Only DFG would know who killed Roger Pony.
>>9634209JOIN THE DFGDICKS FOR GUYSDICKS FOR GUYSDICKS FOR GUYS
>>9634204link to those?
>>9634209>anons are like changelingsI never thought of it like that
So uhhWhat's going on with the archive? 4-5 active threads?
>>9634227I want Reu to draw a gummy_changeling nowWhy aren't you Anonymous?
>>9634229archive is dyingsave your favorite threads now while you have the chance
>>9634236B-b-but I can't draw
>>9634229Most of them are 404'd.I don't know what bodily fluid Leth spilled on the...I guess, server... but whichever one it was it damaged it or something.
>>9634236So we use it for non contributing tripfags was cthensu
>>9633875>>9633885>It workedTHANK YOUand...thank you...feddit....i guess
>>9634229archive is broken
>>9634239>the Sweetie thing from last night isn't on the archiveFuceverything
>>9634244So I guess some anon deleted his own thread and it just got more fucked up as it went on?
>>9634252What Sweetie thing? Grown-up one?
>>9634259> Dauua luck?
>>9634277What was the original screenshot?
>>9634269Hey man, my handwriting isn't thaaat bad...
>>9634277what does it taste like?
>>9634281no idea. just had that image laying around
Why do I find this to be so arousing?
>>9634289I still can't believe that soggy biscuit is a real thing.Gayest shit ever.
>>9634304Everything is arousing to you, anonymous.
>>9634304the power, I guess?is it because you're a corruptionfag?
>>9634304oh my god unf
>>9634305it's as real as crab cock
You were prepared to do your best...
>>9634315Does crab cock have a wikipedia page?DIDN'T THINK SO!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit
>>9634304>sense of power>deviation from set standard morals of society is naturally sexually arousing (whips, naughty school girl, etc)>that makeup>that purple
>>9634322>no imagei am dissappointed
>>9634315>you will never play crab cock
>>9634336Now the idea of MLPG meetup sounds way less appealing.
>>9634322>search 'crab cock' on wikipedia>get thishttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancer_pagurus>As food, male edible crabs are referred to as cocks>Cocks have more sweet white meatIt is now my personal mission to one day literally eat a cock.
>>9634359>Cocks have more sweet white meat
god dammit /v/slight infinite spoilers
>>9634367Well, I've got a boner now.
>>9634352>>9634362>Ross hands out horrible art he printed out on printer paper>GG gets his dick sucked by crossdressing nightposters in the bathroom>Microwave stands in the back, looking disgusted>Nathan awkwardly high fives people "Y-ya, thanks for c-coming.">Braeburned hits on everyone with fail>Wolfnanaki gets us all arrested by bringing his pet fuck-dog and showing off her loose vagina
>>9634381>nobody brings an actual pony for us to fuck
>>9634392>masturbating to a wall of text
>>9634304>>9634315>>9634381>>9634367I have a very mixed and confused boner now
>>9634396>fapping to words>blow load at the wrong paragraph
>>9634396This.I don't understand it.I've tried multiple times to see the hype. I just don't get it.
>ross is jewing for overpriced commissions in fat pony general
>>9634413You are supossed to imagina that... by default.i mean - it is incredible sad that when you read the book all you see is words. I see things in my head.
>>9634413>>9634396Imagination bro. Imagining the scene is almost always hotter.
>>9634431>>9634432>tfw no imagination
>>9634428Good. Maybe he'll lamprey on to those people and stop coming here.That will literally never happen. We're stuck with him forever.Years from now, after MLP: FiM has ended and been succeeded by however many new generations, he will still keep correspondence with everyone from this thread he can findAnd he WILL find us.
>>9634432spongebob pls go
>>9634431>>9634432>implyingI understand how to read. I have a wonderful imagination.When I read these fics, I imagine the sensation as if it's happening, I put myself in that very moment, situation, and character. I BECOME THE STORY.But when I'm jacking off with one hand, I'd rather be watching porn on one screen, and looking at a slideshow of pictures on the other.
>>9634409>fapping to real human porn>blow load at male actor
>>9634392>implying I haven't fapped to that countless times already
>>9634445I'm not sure what's up with him, he almost treats 4chan like, well, a regular forum.All his posts look like they're written by a fucking post bot or something, he pops up in the middle of the thread, says 'Doing pony drawings for $10' and that's pretty much it.I'm 100% sure he has autism.
>>9634466That goes for all avatarfags and whoever use names/trips.Slashy is sorta odd like him, too.captcha: owwcco criticisms
>>9634460>look for pov porn>chubby man stomach hanging over her vag>can only hear his grunts>can't see the girl>shots of his hairy body/butthole with his groaningDO PORN COMPANIES THINK WE ENJOY THIS? PEOPLE WATCH POV TO BE IMMERSED
>>9634460This has happened to me many times.
>>9634466I think it's just cognitive dissonance from having spent so much time drawing and yet nobody thinks he's improved.He seems to have created a reality in his own mind where people don't mind his drawings or even like them and he's a well respected member of the MLPG community.I seriously fear for his safety and the safety of those around him.Well...the safety of those around him, at least.
>>9634466That's... actually good. Why are you complaining?
Why is the japanese intro and outro to MLP about falling in love with boys?
>>9634490His actual ponies aren't that bad, but he's focused on drawing a very limited range of things (and too much on his designs which, really, a lot of people suggested he could improve yet he stonewalled all of them.
>>9634516Because straight love is pure and beautiful. It creates life.
>>9634516Because the songs weren't tailored for the show, but rather picked just because they 'fit' with the girlyness.
>>9634535>>9634516And once again, italian intro > jap intro
>>9634529>creating life>goodThe world is already overpopulated.
Why aren't you anonymous?
>>9634460>fapping to 3dpd porn
>>9634541Well yes, did we ever doubt that
>>9634551go to bed Sam.You've got bags to fill in 6 hours.
>looking through Cyborg 009 videos on youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjk_lHLAgXMI shouldn't be surprised, but...
>>9634551I have anonymizer on, everyone is anonymous
>>9634551Because this culture is stupid.
>>9634551Well, why aren't you?
>>9634598I prefer being ded over being mad.
>>9634551I'll draw when I feel like it ;_;
Fluttershy didn't say a word in A Canterlot Wedding pt. 2
>>9634686I don't really like Fluttershy
>>9634686Because she knows to keep her bitch-ass mouth shut.
>>9634696I hate Twilight Sparkle.
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - WriteDubs - Vidya
>>9634711I hope you're gonna play some good videroo garmes
This thread is now haunted by a ghost penis.
>>9634711Did you ever finish Dark Souls, LK?
>>9634732I ain't clicking that, son.
what's the best episode for each of the mane 6?
>>9634733>spoilering his nameAs if we don't know it's him.
>>9634739Pinkie: Party of One.Twily: Lesson Zero probably.Dash: Reading Rainbow.Applejack: huh...Applebuck Season.Fluttershy: Hurricane Fluttershy.Rarity: Suited for Success.
>>9634739Yeah, i'm curious about this as well. I don't think we've ever made a list.
>>9634758Timecop > LZFPK was also great.
>>9634758AJ's would either be Applebuck or the Reunion episode, really. Not much to choose from.
>>9634758I liked Wonderbolts Academy more than Reading Rainbow.
why japan isnt into ponies?
>>9634739Twily: Winter WrapupAJ: Applebuck SeasonPonk: A friend in DeedDash: Sonic RainboomFlootershai: Hurricane FluttershyRarity: Suited for Success
>>9634758RD could be that, Rainboom or Academy.
>>9634771They're just mad at the shitty dub.
>>9634771They are into ponies, they just hat the dub.I wonder who their favourite english VAs are...
>>9634775Ooh, how come I forgot about Sonic Rainboom? Changing Reading Rainbow for that one.
>>9634777>>9634780Huh. Is this from 2ch discussion threads or what?
>>9634780Andrea Libman probably because so moe.
>>9634777But the dub is quite good. I mean okay the cutting of a few scenes is a shitty thing but other than that it has no problems.
>>9634800A bit silly but other than that nothing really.
>>9634800>Rainbow Dash's voice
>>9634808If they are used to the english voices, it's really hard to like their own dub.
>>9634777They could just watch the english version then. Japan is a first world country, I'm pretty sure most of the younger people have sufficient english skills to understand a childrens cartoon
>>9634795Hard to say from outsider's perspective. While I've heard a plenty of horrible Japanese dubbing examples, I certainly dunno how to notice the difference between mediocre and good due to me not knowing the language well enough.It can't be as bad Finnish dub of the show, tho.>>9634800Doesn't she use some osaka dialect or something, though?
>>9634813They do. And obviously much prefer it
>>9634795they actually cut the show? what changed?
>no one will ever love me>i am alone without family or a friend to soften the blowplease come and kill me, mlpg
>>9634820I don't get why they are mad at the dub then though. I don't watch the episodes in german either because it makes me cringe every minute, but instead of getting mad at it I just ignore them.
>>9634830They cut out a couple scenes.The one where she dropped off her carriage and thanked the royal guards upon entering Ponyville, and the scene where she lies on the bed and looks at the moon.
>>9634839She of course referring to Twi.
>>9634830the "spike stabbing teddy with tail" got chopped offas did the twily saying "thank you sirs" to the guardsand twily looking at the moon + stars before getting to the ceremonyand the "she's gone" moment with ponkI think there may be others
>>9634847Oh yeah, didn't notice that first and last missing for some reason.
>>9634834Don't worry, you waifu still loves you
>>9634835Good dub > more people will watch it > more people will support it > sereis is a successBad dub > less people will watch it > less will support it > series is not a success
this game breaks me
>>9634834Shut up. Shut the fuck up already. You are annoying. No one cares.
>>9634850To be fair, I kind of feel that first one could have done with being dropped; Spike and his gift didn't really do anything for the scene it showed up in and was never followed up upon later.
>>9634847There's also the scene where the ponies that invite Twilight to the party says that she thinks that she likes book more then friends or something like that
>>9634871The dub is good tough. Will most children know about the cut scenes or how AJ is supposed to sound like.The voices are great. This is just older man bitching. Hasbro couldn't care less about them
>>9634884but that part is in
>>9634835The sad thing about the dubs is that they're pretty universally hated or disliked everywhere, and as such the dubbing studios see there's no reason to continue dubbing it. Read some report that S2 episodes had been dubbed for a good while in some countries, but they outright didn't want to release them.This could all be remedied if the dubs were given the same level of quality as the original English counterpart, but that'd be too costly endeavor for them to bother with. Especially given the show's content.It's a shame really, since the kids who don't know better deserve better.>>9634882yeah, it was a bit of a padding but it never bothered me. Neither did dropping the guards.But dropping a pretty important foreshadowing scene? What the hell.
>>9634890It is? The video I saw didn't have it. Just Twilight saying something and then a cut to her running.
this game breaks me>tfw forgot screenshot
>>9634904I noticed it's actually missing from this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nmMr5S6GCgBut judging by the glitchyness, it could be possible that the video just skipped over the part. I swear I saw the bit in another upload.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuMxsmmg97Yat 3:36
>>9634899>This could all be remedied if the dubs were given the same level of quality as the original English counterpart, but that'd be too costly endeavor for them to bother with. Especially given the show's content.That's not limited to current childrens cartoons though. The only movies or series where I would consider the german dub to be as good as the original are old disney movies.
>>9634914>>9634874alright WTFimages broken?
>>9634929Yeah, it's sad, but true. Finland is not any better off in that regard.
>>9634899>my country has the objectively worst dub>most children still love the fuck out of it>The toys, which recently have started being sold around here, are selling like crazyAnd it's not bronies that are buying them. They don't fucking exist here. The dub quality has almost no significance. Small children will still watch it and since they don't know any better they will think it's good.Really the only decent voice here is Zecora's and they actually managed to make her rime, but everything else is utter crap.
>>9634943This is probably the case with all central and eastern european dubs. All of them are shit as far as I know.
>>9634955TIll roughly 0:40 I thought it could maybe be funny in some wayThen the autists showed up. I barfed.
>>9634953As far as I know, it holds true for Scandinavia too.Except for the whole Swedish Spitfire, I suppose.
>>9634955that's nothingcheck this one out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-6EdqCaLEU
>>9634953Thing is that MLP is one of the few cartoons that has a dub this horrible.Most others are somewhat decent. The Disney ones are fucking good. Really the only Disney cartoon that has a bad dub is Gravity Falls which they fucked up a lot somehow.
>>9634968That's where she sounds like a guy right?There's a pretty hot fic inspired by that.It isn't futa, if you're going to ask
>>9634974>LEUI didn't even have to wait for the script to show the title of the video to know it.
>>9634984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQxXpFIID0I think you're thinking of something else
dakara Hi Hi Hi! shiawase ga
>>9634955I feel so strange watching thisit's like that really shitty surreal cult movie someone streamed a while ago
>>9634984I think that's Finish Spitfire
>>9635009Spitfire is a guy in a bunch of dubs of the show.I've got no clue if Finnfire is one of 'em.
>>9634974jesus christ, look at him jabbing that thing in therethat mare is ruined
>>9634992oh god unf>>9635009yeah that's the one. the fic was pretty damn good.
>>9635030I'm glad it's over.At least 2011 was fun.
>>9635038>hurr 2011!!And yet you are here, still postingFaggot.
>>9635002One day she will
>>9635030it doesn't help that the index is fucked
>>9635030>being a ded giant chickenWELL THEN I GUESS I CAN CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE BEST, CUTEST, GREATEST PONIES AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I fapped to wakfu today
>>9635071LIKE I SAIDBEST CUTEST GREATEST PONIES
>>9635071>>9635119You like long and descriptive filenames, don't you friend?
>>9635119>>9635071Rarity and Twilight helping Sweetie how to magic would be so damn cute
>>9635120>that combo>Pinkie/Fluttershy + Big Mac + another character, maybe Rarity, who the fuck knows Tabs voices half of the fucking castI'm a bit excited
MLPG I just realized somethingall of the fetishes I have? I only find it hot in cartoons and art. In real life its fucking gross
How do ponies do funerals?I mean to during a priest's funeral rites, to which deity does the priest pray todo they cremate the dead?
>>9635144Oh god I think I know what episode is that.At Unicon at one of the VA panels New said that in one episode Tabitha voices three characters.
>>9635157I EXPECTED SOUNDSWHY IS NO ONE USING SOUNDS
>>9635149That's because real life itself is pretty gross.
>>9635163>which deityCelestia and Luna you nigger
>>9635157>soundsWait what, I thought moot disabled that shit eons ago
>>9635149that doesnt mean people wont stil be into it
>>9635163Maybe no deity at all. For all you know that old Ponoe could be a friend of the deceased holding his farewell speech.
>>9635165>all that Tabs goodness
>>9635182Someone made a new one. I give it two days till moot kills this one too
>>9635163if they ded during the day, sunhorseif they died during the night, moonhorsealternatively, ded≈sleep, so moonhorse
I dreamt I was cloudchaser last night
>>9635163>Implying there was ever any proof suggesting that there was a pony in that gravePonies don't die. That was just his goldfish
>>9635208Are you the guy who said that he wishes to become Cloudchaser yesterday?
I just spent a solid hour masturbating to wordsOutrageous.
>>9635230Cool story, gem
>>9635230a fanfic?been there, done that
>>9635230Truly, TRULY Outrageous!
>>9635219Nomaybelink the post
>>9635236Pedophilia words, unfortunately...So yeah I should probably kill myself and/or turn myself in to police, go to prison and kill myself there.I need to die for the sake of humanity. Nothing good can come of me continuing to live.
>>9635253Is it the one darf wrote? Link?
>>9635253Loli Luna?No worries mate. Shit was damn fucking good.
>>9635253this one probably >>9634392Kinda OOC, but fuck if it isn't great
>>9635209Yep. Never die.Just snap
>>9635269Yeah this, but the first 2 chapters.Halloween and the mile-high club.I am going to hell.
>>9635249http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S9620891#p9621899I just thought it'd be funny if you actually dreamed about being Cloudchaser after posting that.
>>9635129>Rarity asks Twilight if she could give Sweetie some magic tutoring>she agrees and starts mentoring her>Sweetie starts telling Rarity how much she's learning from Twilight>she gets curious and decides to join them one day>Twilight and Rarity spend the whole day with Sweetie teaching her various magic abilities and such>their get together starts to be more frequent, with Rarity and Twilight really enjoying each others (and Sweetie's of course) company more and moreShit man, I wish i could write. This sounds way too cute.
>>9635279Well those are the only 2 ones. The guy disappeared before doing a 3rd one, another Filly Foolin' with Ab and a Derpy fic
>>9635279>>9635308And where is the link to these?
>>9635317Here 'tis: >>9634392
>>9635290Man I've been requesting this shit constantly.AJ said that he'll write this but then you know after the first chapter said he didn't know how to add Rarity and then completely forgot about it.This thing can be cute as fuck and hilarious at the same time. Sweetie's magic shenanigans fucking up everything, she starting to cry because she's a failure, saying she will never do magic again while running from home, Rarity and Twilight finding her hidden in her favorite childhood hiding place that Rarity remembered and trying to make her feel better.
So all we have left are paedophiles? Truly, we ded.
>>9635128>Giving her your essenceMadness
>>9635329prepare for your eternal dalmations
>>9635329Wrong, I'm a scatfag.
>>9635128Why are you lwinking like that, Dash? Did you get something in your eye?
>>9635327At least I got some drawings regarding this subject. Still a fic would be great.
>>9635197Wel.. untill then
>>9635329I think full-blown civil war would break out if everyone who is attracted to underage teenagers/children were somehow outed.Or at least that's what I tell myself. I tell myself that it's far more common to be attracted to children than I think it is so that I'm not as freakish and evil as I know I am.Seriously, I need to kill myself.
>>9635317Here be his workhttp://clopfic.heroku.com/authors/80
>>9635288oh yesthat was me
>>9635364stop tryign to start this shit again and shut up
>>9635347Also I miss Drone
>>9635354i like that guys drawings, disregard the shovelfaces
>>9635391HahaI wish that would work for me ;__;
>>9635401no one cares what you like, faggotjust joking ilu scootanon no homo
>>9635392I'm sorryI can't afford a therapist.
>>9635414it helps if you think a lot about the thing you want to dream about as you fall asleep
>>9635347>>9635327I just imagine Rarity and Twilight teaching Sweetie would be a cute relationship thing. Like, they realize they're sort of raising Sweetie together.>>9635401Yeah his work is damn cute. And sexy too.
>>9635364>I tell myself that it's far more common to be attracted to children than I think it isI sincerely hope it isn't.
>>9635430>Pinkie Pie>voiced by: Pinkie Pie
>>9635447>pinkie was pinkie all along
goodmorning mulpug how are we doing today?
>>9635457I need to kill myself.Also horses!Mostly horses.
>>9635455I can imagine Pinkie Pie roleplaying as Pinkie Pie..somehow managing to get her own character wrong
>>9635459I got a new computer and it takes up the entire desk that I used to do art on.Oh well.
>>9635459Because I'll be dead in a month.It's too late to start.
>>9635469objectively best ship
>>9635477Wow. Wrong. So wrong.
>>9635469i really like that blue horse, but who is that violet one next to her? is she a new character or something?
>>9635477Objectively best ships are SpeedyQuiet and SquiggleKicker
>>9635475Anon don't be die.
>>9635483I don't know.She's certainly not a character on the show. There are no prominent purple unicorns on the show. There's a purple alicorn, of course. Maybe someone drew it wrong.
>>9635482How am I wrong? I bet you're one of those "durr opposites attract" like >>9635485
>>9635490But I want to.
>>9635485Fuck this easy shitI'm making my own shipRarity and DashFlutter PinkieApple Twilight
>>9635494Dash and Twilight are polar opposites, dumbfuck.
>>9635483>waaah~ what are we gonna do in the tree Dashie?
>>9635497>brony pleb ship
>>9635482I know right. Allow me to post best ship
>>9635498>Rarity and Dashi like this ship quite a bit
>>9635477you must be thinking about songtail
>>9635485>speedyQuietMah Nig>SquiggleKickerNoIt's one of the worst ships, same tier as TwiDash
>>9635497>speedykicker or songquietVoice actors shouldn't be shipped with themselves. That's like incest or something.
>>9635520Tess pls, your ded
>>9635529Nah brah. They're pretty equal in goodness.
>>9635507No they aren't.
>>9635532Are you telling me I shouldn't ship Rarity and Luna? Fuck you, I do what I want.
>>9635542Yes actually, they are. One's a non-athletic boring book worm and the other's a thrillseeking athlete. Those are definitely opposites.
>>9635534Nigga plsHe confirmed alive and returning here soon.Internet is ded for a while now tough.
I AM THE ONE IN THE TUB
>>9635554>a non-athletic boring book wormYou mean ''princess'', don't you?Don't worry, it's a common mistake
>>9635558What would a gummy blowjob feel like
>>9635554hey have better chemistry than most other ships.
>>9635566Dash is a princess too
>>9635574They don't have chemistry outside of your head because they aren't actually a couple.
>>9635570Gummy gives very gummy blowjobs
>>9635580Well that is true about most ships.But if they were TwiDash, SquiggleKicker and Twinkie would be pretty damn low when it comes to chemistry.
>>9635578No she is not, stop pretending they are equal now.
>>9635593>SquiggleKicker>no chemistryNigga are you high?
>>9635594Spirit is more important than title
>>9635582>gives>implying he doesn't' just suck completely oblivious to what he's doing and how its making you feel
>>9635597They are complete opposites you nigger. You couldn't get more opposite than SquiggleKicker. It has no chemistry whatsoever.
>>9635543Oh wow I just realised somethingMr Squiggle is the man in the moon and squiggletail's VA also plays the mare in the moonCreepy.Or autism, whatever.
>>9635608>You couldn't get more opposite than SquiggleKicker.Yes you can: Twidash.
>>9635608Yes it hasJust that it's negative
>>9635616NoTwidash is equal at most with SquiggleKicker but it can't surpass it
>Went to bed 7 hours ago>Wake up>Still in the same fucking horse
>>9635608Sisterhooves SocialIt's about time.Look before you sleepMagic DuelThey've interacted much more than, say, Rarity and FS on the show and they're supposed to be best friends.The other pair of characters that interact a lt is Dash and FS.
>>9635604>actually his species diet should consist mostly of semen
>>9635634>they're supposed to be best friends.not really. good friends yes but FS and RD are obviously besties
Basically, it's people from /co/ who love longer
>>9635647I meant Rarity and FS in that part. reason why they (and Flutterash) are so shipped is because it has the most fuel from thhe show
>>9635634>interaction of any kind = ChemestryI'm sorry anon, I though it meant something completely different. Well them let's see. Twirity, Flutterpie, Rarishy and really half of all the possible mane six ships have far more chemistry than Rairjack
>>9635660We're sexual dynamos around here.
>>9635661And "they" mean Rarity and AJ.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xRSafBV8oI just listened to this song again and I must say that it's really good. The first time I heard it the title and the genre poisoned my impression of it and I found it awful.
>>9635672When is rose going to draw his dick
>>9635666It's the amount of interaction they have.
>>9635661>>9635671>Rarity and AJ>Fuel in the showWhoever thinks this is retarded. That or they haven't seen most of the show.
>>9635680His panda OC a girl now, apparently.
>>9635682>The amount of interaction they haveOhIn that case 75% of all possible ships have more chemistry than Rarijack
>>9635634Rarity and Applejack do interact quite a bit. I especially loved the ending of Crystal Empire part 2, Rarity was so happy after AJ's compliment.Anyone else having trouble posting gifs?
>>9635680Rose is Asian isn't she? When she is about to consummate the marriage her parents arranged for her, do you reckon will she ask the groom to wear a Ken mask, or even a Ken fursuit?