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>>9606540This thread was made sooner.
using this one
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>keeping it in one thread
DAMMIT NOBODYI liked your thread better ;_;
Alright, deleted mine.
pinkie is fast
>>9606648Me too, but it was later so it was the right thing to do
>>9606648>liking shitty thread of mediocre, shitty drawfaggo back to piss
>>9606656>>9606643>tfw you read the PRESSURE copypasta for the first time yesterday>tfw you now desperately want to see a game like that and think if it were done right, it'd make Dead Space look like sunshine and kittens
>>9606692start a kickstarter
You know what we haven't had lately?WAH
>>9606662it's a piss monster in lifeboat's clothing!
So, this purple horse.She's pretty cool, yeah?
Here's those draws.I'm just gonna post 5, then go to bed.
>>9606680post numbers, he made his first
>>9606717yeah, but not as cool as this pink horse
>>960673044 or 40which number is loweryou should be able to solve this
>>9606724Twilight move your tail. It's blocking my view of your butt.
>>9606738Dammit Pinkie keep your dick under your skirt, it's scaring the kids.
>>9606721oh my goshtwily has discovered the magic of wingrubs
>>9606662hold your tongue, I came from the piss I liked it.
>browsing /mlp/ while listening to metalfeels so weird
>>9606751>browsing /mlp/piss off
>>9606747>TwilyThat's not this one.
>that realization how slow these threads get nowWow we are dying.
>>9606738Dunno man.im still not sold on one particular pony still tho.>tfw no waifu
>>9606738That animation is atrocious.
>>9606765MLPG's gone into hibernation. We've eaten our grasses and sticks to form the plug, and we're going to sleep. It's the only way we can bear it.
>>9606765It's just night, it was one time at about a 30 minute standstill back on /co/ for me one time.
>>9606758keep talkin about my board like that were gonna have a problem m8.I see no problem with /mlp/, they're better than anywhere else
>>9606765It's late night in Murrika Land. Of course we're not going to be fast.
>>9606781Your face is atrocious.
drawing dresses is hard
Any britfags early up.
>>9606741quit lookin at my butt
>>9606779>no waifuHEY EVERYBODYLOOK AT THIS POSTER AND LAUGH
But anon, we can't do those naughty things. After all, i'm a boy
>>9606765Son it's a night time thread.Night time threads are the best threads.
you dont want to make her a liar do you?
>>9606815no your not you're staying here.
>>9606801shutup bby u kno u like it
>>9606809Oh man, way to beef it. There's no way we're having sex now.
>>9606811I....I try, okay.Still just haven't seen why i should just stick with one.
>>9606819Yes, I do actually.I think marker pone would too.
>>9606815we're getting a divorce
>>9606819full pic where
>>9606825Is that a Pip Boy on his wrist?
>>9606819Could you justAdjust the frame down an inch
>>9606819She can't find the general weird. She IS the general.
>>9606789mulp pride!How badly do you think we're going to thrash /v/ tomorrow?
>night thread>look at time>3:12pmFuck living on the wrong side of the world.
>>9606824>chloroformyeah say no now.
>>9606815i'm torturing the wizard that did this to you to get the reverse spell out of him
>>9606845The fuck do you live, Australia or dragonland?
>Roger Ebert died;__;
>>9606825>doesn't even have a non-pony waifu
>>9606850speaking of Dragonland
>>9606849there's no reversalyour only hope is to get the wizard to use the spell on you
>>9606847you wouldn't rape a ponywould you?
>>9606836There is no full pic.She is a pure maiden wiafu for the /mlp/ general.
>>9606854>>9606850Yeah, Australia.Kangaroos n shit.
>>9606859Of course not. Pony is only for consensual sex after marriage.
>>9606856>having a waifuAnon please.
Anon x Marker pony engaging in MLPG fetishes fic where
Britfag still awake, my time clock is fucked up due to me having a two week holiday. So I wake up around 1am-ish and go to bed 3pm-ish.Working at night is the best.
I know the internet, and 4chan in particular, operates under multiple simultaneous levels of irony, but I gotta ask one thing:Be straight with me mlpg. Are waifus for serious?
>>9606866You're alright, anon.
>>9606870>and *hiatus pony
>>9606874>night thread>be straight
>>9606864Don't forget to clean your flying scorpion filters.
>>9606874Define: For Serious.
>>9606874Look at this horseLook at herAnd tell me you can say"No"
Only one more to go now.
>>9606864What kind of animal would an Australian be?
>>9606874I would give anything in this world to live in equestria with my horse wife
>>9606874>Are waifus for serious?Get a load of this guy
>>9606887you better say no.That's my wife.
>>9606891A very fucking poisonous and dangerous one.One with lots of teeth.
>>9606825masturbation=/=heartfelt feelingsyou can fap to any pone you wantpouring all your heartfelt feelings in to the one waifu you love the most: pricelessTake your time and really think about your favorite pony>>9606874>Are waifus for serioushell yes motherfucker
>>9606892Your dick, your eyes, and 3 vertebrae
>>9606874Yes and if you touch my Tavia I'll break your spine.
>>9606874Where do you think you are, Anon?We take our wiafus seriously here...
>>9606892That wouldn't be half bad.I'd be able to get out before our world is turned to a radioactive husk.
>>9606902well..i uhh...dont fap to ponies at all
>ironic waifuswho the fuck does this. waifus are for fucking serious.
>>9606919I don't either. I just like the cute pones.
>>9606892Really even your soul?Could you possibly tell me what country you are currently in, no exact location is needed just your country.I'll be seeing soon.
>>9606921it's like waifu swappingit's for people that don't understand the meaning of the word
>>9606908>Not sticking around to watch the fallout change normal ponies into sentient waifu material
>>9606921I masturbate to ponies ironically, but waifuing them ironically would be weird.
>>9606922So fucking accurate.i love it.
>>9606900And a heart of gold.>The Pony ambassador thought the gators were bad.>He was told this job would be great.>See the world the princess said.
>>9606924Needs more marker with hulk hands
>>9606935How the fuck do you masterbate to something ironically?
Hmm. Be honest, MLPG.You can fuck any male pony or any female pony.Are you gayer than you are straight or what?Sombra's my pick~
>>9606924ooh, someone drew it that's nice
>>9606947I'll write you some ironic fanfiction and you can masturabate to it ironically
>>9606932>Not sticking around to watch everything burnfixed that for youwhy wouldn't you, it will be so beautiful
>>9606952I can't decide ;_; I want them all
>>9606952I'd rather a mare.but rather a human version even more
>>9606952I'm pretty straight anon.I have no desire to fuck a male anything.
>>9606951I bet I'm the only anon who hasn't seen the full picture
What were pinkie and the cakes really baking?
>>9606885As in following that guide that was posted yesterday, keeping a fictional character in your mind at all times and doing what you think they would approve of.Maybe I'm just a sociopath but I honestly can't see the point in an imaginary companion/partner.
>>9606952I don't want to fuck a pony.But if I had to choose, this one.
Quick post something you have drawn pony related!
anymore dude marker?
>>9606956I cant wait to see what this looks like.
>>9606974>Fellas we're going to be making a lot of bread
>>9606965anon just linked it
>>9606978drew it earlier
>>9606974How would pony shoot with hooves?Does Mrs. Cake have the same sort of crazy-go-nuts magic as Pinkie?
>>9606983I need a list of waifus and the order you declared them inalso a pony or two you strongly dislike
>>9606978From late 2011
>>9606874 Real talk? For me, it's a little of both. I know she'll never be real and joke about it but that doesn't stop me from fantasizing about her.
>there are people who don't wish they could hug their waifusJust think about how warm she would beHow soft her fur ishow her skin unde the fur would form goosebumbs as you run your finger along the bombs of her spine.
>>9606930usaI don't believe in the bloody things in the first place so I'll sell away all day
>>9606975at all times is a bit too much.
>>9606952I'd rather be a part of a threesome with pone.
>>9607017does this threesome include two stallions
>>9607003>you will never swim with pone
>>9607006>>there are people who don't wish they could hug their waifusthere are?
>>9607006>the bombs of her spinewhat
>>9607041hey youyou fucked upthere's only four talon thingsjust letting you know
>>9606987>>9606877>marker pony (104)I didn't know she was out there
I want a ghost pony episode.
>>9607041And then what became of this piece.
>>9607041Is he okay
>>9607000Red RibbonBon BonBerry PunchSD:RarityCherry Pone
>>9607044Forgot to remove that fucking trip
>>9606952Gayer than a rainbow of dicks.
>>9607054>two left armshahawhat
>>9607015I agree. I only do it when I'm alone which is all the time
>>9607058Wow, this fucking guy
>>9606952I'd rather fuck a mare while huffing a stallion's balls.
>>9607065>you will never bomb a ponies spine
>>9607027a mare and a stallion
>>9607054>you will never be a hyper deadly shapeshifterfeels bad man
>>9607058>being unfaithful to your waifu
>>9607073I don't dislike any ponies, I had to choose someone so i chose the ponies i think about the least
>>9607058>no Chubby NurseI knew she meant nothing to you. Two timing manslut.
>>9607064I dun goofed
>>9607079But they both have dicks at least, right?
>>9607091nope, only the stallion has a dick. Futa isn't really my thing
>>9607084>tfw betraying waifu for the glory of the queenI'm so sorry Zecora
>>9607099anon pls, she's a bug. Don't you want a pure pony maiden as your waifu.
>>9607077inb4 North Korea
>>9607099>betrayin gyour waifitruly there are people worse than hitler
>>9607084>breaking a pony's heart by choosing just oneNobody pls>>9607089Some guy stole her and damn disappeared. They bought a house together too. I think IM the one that meant nothing to HER.
>>9607083>you will never be a hyper ... shapeshifter;_;
>>9607109B-but she can be anyone!]
>tfw your waifu isn't a pony
>>9607128Didnt even try to save her. Yeah she is better off.with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRBv_gmagbo>PRESSUREGoddamn. It'd be a herculean undertaking, but this would be a fucking amazing game if it were actually possible to make.
>>9607128>letting other dictate your taste in ponesif you like nurse fatheart just say it
>>9607133>your waifu's talent is being anyone but herselfYou picked a real winner there
>>9607128>breaking many ponies' hearts by being unfaithful to themcunt
>>9607129>you will never be hyper_______
>tfw no streamshould I stram dredd again or is that an old hat
>>9607138Have fun picking out drapes fgt>>9607141I do, some guy just. stole. her.>>9607158You don't really understand sharing do you
>>9607152>implying I don't like her for herselfShape-shifting is just a perk, anon.
>people not having pone waifus>people having more than one waifu>people cheating on their waifu
Im gonna go for a swim.Hopefully i dont hit my head and almost drown like last time.
>>9607178he's not the only person on the internet that like huge horsedicks, alright?
>implying the pony world would let humans live with them.Please, a superior race like the ponies laughs at your bullshit multiculturalism.
>>9607183Has been and always will be Treekicker.
>>9607186would they at least help me convert?
>>9607162Nope. Not even from the show.
>>9607186Oh god, Applejack's hat is eating that poor mare
>>9607183Lyra's been my favorite since the very beginning.
>>9607186fluttershy would legally keep me in her house, as a pet
>>9607183These people don't really have waifusYou don't choose your waifuYour waifu chooses you
>>9607196ITS EATING HERAND THEN ITS GOING TO EAT US
>>9607183it makes me sadwhat has the word waifu been corrupted and perverted into?
>>9607192No, multiculturalism is a plague. Imagine a good nice healthy salad. Then bam, you start dumping rotten vegettables in it. No matter how prestine that salad was the moment you start dumping shit in it it all goes bad. It's why all the eastern coutnries are falling apart due to "compassion" and subrace invasion.
>>9607185I know. I do too. Well, with reason. I think his Snails is about the maximum I find appealing
>>9607168The second game sucked
>>9607219he isn't wrong, you know
>>9607213I want /pol/ to go
>>9607213>not just avoiding the salad all together as its rotten on every level anyway.Hermit master race.
>having a pony waifu>implying it took you that long to get a waifu>or that you SWITCHED WAIFUS
>>9607223I figured that would be the case, glad I didn't get it.
>>9607213and then Ramsey shows up and then you're really fucked.>ALL OF YOU>COME HERE
I want an mlpg waifu
>>9607205>tfw no pony chose you as their husbandoThanks for the reminder
>>9607213but that's a retarded analogyA more accurate one would be imagine a big bowl of spinachsome of the spinach is rotten, some of it is fresh, some of it is too young
>>9607228>not loving this
>>9607183I would never cheat on my Tavia, I mean just look at her she's divine.
>>9607185I only like huge horsedicks if they're reaming and filling up superbusty girls with gallons of hot seed
>>9607234so who's your favorite stallion then
>>9606978>knowing how to draw >2011
>>9607241I want to hug a giant spaghettimancer Lyra.
>>9607254>arseMew draw british pones.
>>9607255>tfw unfinished spaghettimancer comic still locked away in old computerFuck.
>>9607238please preach somwhere else /pol/
>>9607264>>9607260it was 2011, manit was a different time
>>9607255I want to hug spaghetti lyra too.It would be great listening to her lose coherence and mix up all her words.
Did anyone cap that thing with DT and Filthy Rich from last night?
>>9607253>im gonna go gay because the mares are all stuck upno sir
Aaaaand female dragon.Kind of rushed this, sorry.
>>9607228>implying it took you that long to get a waifunot reallyit was love at 89th sight
>>9607255>it will never happen
>tfw you have the best waifu and have to deal with plebs in mlpg
>>9607288BEST ONE10/10 PERFECT DRAGON
>>9607283that's not what I said at all, but alrightI'm just going to have to assume it's this one
>>9607261YESI DOI AM
>>9607276>you squeeze a little tighter>her horn flares>actual spaghetti everywhere
>>9607297I'd let him have his Milky way with me
>>9607297gosh he's studly~
>>9607193So how many eggs did Chrysalis leave in Shining Armor?
Oh lookthe Lyrafags are here
Late night applenigs, report in
>>9607316Which apple we talkin about?
>>9607297Platonically favorite Stallion: Time TurnerIt's not like there's a tone of stallions to choose from
>>9607314u w0t m8
>>9607311>Changelings implant their eggs in their male partnersO-oh goshI umI gotta find a changeling
>>9607297Is there art of this pony and libman pony cuddling?There should be.
>>9607314Bro.We're always here. Night time is official Lyra time.
>>9607330There isn't even homo art of him, what the fuck internet
Oh wow.I opened up SAI to close some stuff down, and this took me by surprise.
>>9607325u better shut ur mouth u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ ill hook u in the gabber m8
>>9607338delicious thick princess
HA HA!TIME FOR BEST PRINCESS!
>>9607314You better watch your mouth, Lyra is best BG pony.
>>9607338>tfw pone will never Puni you
>you will never get pulled along for the ride when Lyra gets fixated on another one of her weird ideas and spends a whole weekend/week/month/months in pursuit of it, only to lose interest and find something else>you will never sigh and roll your eyes at her flighty free-spirit antics as Bonbon does the same next to you.>you will never enjoy a quiet, predictable life with Bonbon, which occasionally gets broken up by her best friend's bizarre and outlandish fits of spontanaeity.
>>9607342>swer to christ>not swer on me mum
>>9607338>Shitty gaymer Luna brony shit>Luna is fat and Celestia asks her about it>Poking Luna makes her sweat for some reason>Celestia is in loveWhat the fuck is going on here?
I'm trying to remember this series of books I read a long long time ago.All I remember is that the main character hated her name or something, she had a friend named Lucille, and she hid in a library after school once.
>>9607350buti want lyra
>>9607331I dont think so Tim,Applenigs rule the night
>>9607347that's not twilight
>>9607353You forgot one.>BLUSH BLUSH>BLUSHBLUSHBLUSH>BLUUUUUUSH
>>9607351>not mamI live near live near ruffian places filled with chavs and such.
>>9607350>you will never re-enect an episode of Seinfeld with Lyra as Kramer, BonBon as George, and Colgate as Elaine
>>9607370>Bonbon is GeorgeWasn't Jerry the Straightman, though?
>>9607361This will only end in one of two ways.You're cruising for the bad end, son.
>>9607370But none of those ponies have personalitiesYou can't project something onto nothingThat's how we got terrible S1 Luna fanonYou backgroundfags disgust me
>>9607374this fucking faceI lol everytime
I want to have a one night stand with Lyra and then leave before daybreak and never call or contact her again.
>>9607342oi m8 i swre on me mum ill deck u 1
>>9607379You ARE Jerry
>>9607213A poor analogy, but I absolutely agree with the sentiment. Multiculturalism is a disgusting blight.
>reading comic>cute snowy white dog is one of the main characters>she bends over to dig>without thinking I say UNF out loudoh god what has MLPG done to me
>>9607387>not doing that with Bonbon to torture Lyra>"A human chose you over me?!">"Because mines bigger"
>>9607382Exactly. It's a show about nothing!
>>9607408>fucking dogsYou disgust meWe are proper horse gentlemenThat was always the deal
>>9607387I could never do that to that lovely minty horse.
>>9607411BonBon's dick is bigger than Lyra's and she's jealous.
>tfw waifu discussion and no waifu
>>9607418>That was always the deal
>>9607424Dont worry Anon, she'll find you some day.
>>9607213but the entire point of salad is diversity. that's a stupid analogy.
>>9607408>waifuing a Diamond Dog
>>9607408Nanaki, shouldn't you be writing?
>>9607424I know that feelI would be happy to have any of the ponies choose me, but alas, here we are
>>9607424>not having a waifuhorses dont give you feels?
>>9607424You don't want a waifu
>>9607444You can feel without a waifu, anon.
>>9607444>tfw only lust for marevag and crotchtits
>>9607430Don't lie to him>>9607424Just choose a bunch, and call yourself "AnonDan" everything will sort itself out later
>>9607422Nah, anon.She's got more cushion for the pushing.
>>9607434Does moot actually hate australians that much?either way i really wouldnt care.
Goodnight MLPG.I'll draw for you guys tomorrow.Right now I need to go dream of pone, I'm on a streak right now
>>9607446>that feeling of longing>that emptiness in your heart of something seemingly graspable and mundane being so universally impossible to obtain>you will never>you will never>you will never
>>9607460>yfw you realize pones are always streaking
>>9607458>liking people that live on a prison islandNo one wants you.
>>9607454>tfw only lust for women
>>9607463I would like to dick this horse, not gonna lie
>>9607479You'll have to get through me, first.
>>9607468>tfw no lust
>>9607458it's a constant issue on /q/you guys shit up the board pretty bad.i guess, moot hasn't steered me wrong before.
>>9607329Why's that anon?
>>9607479fuck this horsefuck this horseone two three fouryou will never fuck this horseone two three four
>>9607485You wanna trade? I've got all sorts of lusts all over the place.it's kind of the worst
>>9607484is she like your waifu or somethin, nerd? it's purely for carnal reasons, you can keep your waifu
>>9607487what's that from?
>>9607487What is this from?
>>9607494Nah man.I'm enjoying my carefree life.
>>9607487Well okay then.We do just live in a massive desert so there isnt much else to do.
>>9607464That's what sheathes and tails are for.Why isn't there more art of pony sheathes?
>>9607487>moot worked with these faggots
>>9607501why is pinko so excited to be a poster
>>9607511Why isn't there more art of pony's tail lifting?
>>9607514>slightly visible pubic hair
Edited the comic. better/worse?
>>9607500>>9607502its from an anamanaguchi music videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3JWo2iiGc
>>9607526I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
>>9607533much better.what is with this faggot. does he just pump out comics just cause or something?
>>9607533What's the original?
>>9607565Takes for fucking ever to find anything in this damn folder.
So my grandpa wants me to go watch his house next Wednesday for a week.He has a mare.
aquarius sure is pretty
>>9607587>>9607580Oh.Yeah, edited is much better.
>>9607594are you gonna try to fuck it?you better stream it if you do
>>9607594>taking advantage of your grandpaThat's elder abuse, son
>>9607594ITS NOW OR NEVEEEEER
>>9607594STREAM OR GIVE PICTURES
>>9607609My phone can do livestream and I have a gorillapod
>>9607594>>9607606dont do it unless the horse knows you well and is comfortable around you alreadya kick from a startled horse will fuck you up
>>9607594he'll know. they always know.and THEY KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>9607594You know what to do.
Are you proud of being a brony mlpg? I got these stickers from the equestria daily store, the starter of the pony fandom.
>>9607540>>9607563mootles is so kawaii
>>9607634Dont be surprised if you get rear ended.
>>9607522Because she is.Check your poster privileges.
>>9607634>BIG BRONY off center with the other textFUCKAAAGH MY SPERGISM
>>9607634I'd so put a FAGGOT sticker over BRONY.
>>9607634>you will never set Sethisto on fire
>>9607634why would anyone do this
>>9607595She's the prettiest horopone.
>>9607642WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET THOSE
Oh u guys, I know you'd be supportive. Also check out my license plate, so hot, UNF.
>>9607329>Changelings implant their eggs in their male partnersBut that's wrong
>>9607665I'm pretty sure that's not the same truckthat doesn't even have "the game" under the light like the other one does
>>9607633urgh... don't be that guy.
>>9607665>Onta's weekend car
>>9607665Different color and car, and the license plate was blacked out in the other.
>>9607689Virgo nigger here, my Nigerien
>>9607700Nas and/or Ludacris pls
>>9607710Would you prefer these ones?
>Flitter will never ease you into getting ready to go to sleep when you try to convince her you're not sleepy>She will never have you tucked-in and comfy in your bed before you even realize it
>>9607697...just how much have you spent on your tumblr?
>>9607721Where are these ponies even coming from?
>>9607728The Hub's facebook page.
>>9607728official hasbro horoscope thing
>>9607724>Big fuckin' Lyra will never grab you by your collar and toss you in to bed>You will never protest as she pulls you under the covers and wraps herself around>Your struggles will never force her to smother you in a hard cuddlegrip from which there is no escape
>>9607738>>9607749>cancermade me laugh
>>9607724That's good, I'm a damn grown man.Well as grown a man can be while discussing little multicolored ponies.That's more for Rumble.
>>9607749Sagittarius cutest horopone stallion
>>9607769>being this wrong
>>9607769>not AriesFight me faggot
>implying these two aren't the best
>>9607773That ain't a stallion.>>96077741 on 1 right here m8
>>9607751>Berry Punch will never take you for a night out on the town>She will never drink you under the table>She will never carry you back to her cottage on her back>she will never snuggle with you on the couch as you drift of to a drunken slumber in her embrace
>>9607788>he can't discern between pone genders by muzzle shapetrue pleb
>>9607794>her carrying you backI think that's backwards bro.
FOR EVERYONE TELLING ME TO STREAM MY FUN TIME WITH MY GRANDPA'S HORSETUNE IN TO MLPG THURSDAY NIGHT. 10:00pm PST
>>9607794Step 1 to recovery is admitting it.
>>9607806Oh god, you're serious
>>9607806Oh jesus christI'm watching this out of morbid curiosity
>>9607727close to a hundred bucks. I am an idiot.
>>9607818Link to it?
>>9607806>We get to watch Anon get kicked to death by a horse, LIVE.AWESOME!
>>9607818spent on googly eyes...?
>>9607800She's a way better drinker than you are for the sake of the feel, she carrying you because you're dru-Why am I explaining this to you, shut up and feel.
>>9607794>>9607811That damn alcoholic horse.
>>9607806>the day MLPG goes to farpaint her flank the cutie mark of your favorite pony
>>9607827>shut up and feel.Truly, you are a master of emotionsSpin us another tale, feelsmith
>>9607825And other stuff...Fuck no, the googly eyes are like, 40 cents a 20 pack...The leather I used for Zecora's cloak was 30 bucks for example.
>>9607836Give me a pony
>>9607843this should be easy
>>9607843>>9607846Fucking nailed it.
>>9607852This gif is so nice.
>>9607806DIS GON BE GUDI'm not into that shit I just want to see it out of curiosity.
>>9607859You staring at my flank again you creepy ape?
>This show is 14 years old
>>9607817>>9607862Curiousity could lead to unexpected boners guys
>>9607868>fourteen years later and it's still not pony
>>9607864Suck my dick, Bon Bon.
>>9607782>>9607788>implying mares can't be stallionscheck your privilege
>>9607868>tfw watching code lyoko>tfw looking back and realizing how monstrous their foreheads were
>>9607842>Bronies spend a thousand bucks on a plush.>MLPG tripfags spend hundreds on jabbing plastic on pre-existing toys.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>9607873wouldn't be the first tim something fucked up gave me a boner...WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
>>9607792When I get a chance, I want to slow this down a bit and edit Marker pony there with boops.
>>9607887Hey fuck off, these only cost, like four bucks...And they came with bunny ears.I got two uses out of that purchase.
>>9607887he's creatingit's an investment
>>9607892She's even better now that she has rubbable wings.
>>9607846>>9607852>You will never have afternoon tea with Bonny>she will never make her special mint tea for you>you will never have a massive heart attack right there on her front porch>you will never catch a glimpse of the horror on Bon Bon's face as you plummet to the ground>she will never call out to you as you convulse on the ground>you will never hear the helplessness in her voice as she pounds on your chest>you will never hear her final cry of desperation as you slip away
>>9607892She just is.
>>9607916>You will never slam a door in Twily's face
>>9607920why would you do such a thing?
>>9607919There we gothat's much more perfect
>>9607915good, because i like derpy
>>9607915B..but I don't want to go...
>archive has two threads markedwhat the heck
>>9607929Sucy best witch.
>>9607929What is this?
>>9607929>Bethesda makes a pony.gif
>Bonbon has died!THIS GAME HATES ME.
>>9607950Little Witch Academia.
>>9607937HOWS THAT FOR A FEEL YOU ANIMAL
>>9607954Now her best friend will kill herself.Good job anon.
>>9607929>tfw there will never be another episode
>>9607961nah 'salright. Lyra killed the culprit and now they're back in town with an alive Bonbon.
>>9607960Feels good, man.Nothing like the feeling of dying knowing someone gave enough of a shit to try and save you.
>>9607968>You will never die>You will never be granted sweet release from MLPG
Which pony is a lazy fastfood junkie despite the nice kinds of food her friends expose her to?
>>9607961>No Bonbon>No AnonDON'T DO IT LYRA!
>>9607972sweet, sweet death
>>9607981Etrian Odyssey 1. Warbull got her.
>>9607915>you will never wander the streets of Ponyville lost, with no possessions>you will never be brought in and give a home by a caring Bonbon>you will never feel indebted to her for her kindness (that she only shows in private)>you will never work in her small sweetshop, always overshadowed by the Cakes' business>you will never listen to her gossip about the ponies around town on a slow day>you will never meet another pony named Lyra>you will never fall in love with her as she visit the shop each day, sometimes not even buying anything>Bonbon will never see it until it's too late, and her chance is gone>you will never move off in a relationship with your love, thanking Bonbon for all she's done for you>and Bonbon will never smile, and nod, saying it was a pleasure>and she will never wish the two of you goodluck, and wave to you as you walk away>and when you're nothing but a speck in the distance, she'll never close her door>and sit down>and cry>thinking what could have been
>>9607968Glad ya enjoyed it>>9607972>implying i'm not going to conjure up a computer in heaven to converse with MLPG from beyond the grave
>>9607989i have no idea what any of that means.
>>9607972>You will never dieOh thank goodness.
>>9607995imagine a buffalo from the show but with gigantic horns. and then one of those horns went right through Bonbon.then imagine said buffalo catching in flames by an enraged Lyra.
>>9607994God will throw your computer out the pearly gates.You won't be browsing that garbage in his house.
>>9608004Why doesn't she just put more marshmallow in her?Geez.
>>9608004i...want this game.
>>9608013Thats why Bonbon is alive again
>>9607982one last caress sweet death
>>9608007>"All we have here is Ponychan, my son."
>>9608007>implying GodFall asleep to Hujioyt
>>9607976>I hate this game>I hate this bonfire>I hate this armour>I hate this weapon>I hate these enemies>I hate these people who invade my world>I hate everythingExcept Lyra
>you will never be greeted in hell by the devil as the greatest horsefucker of all time
>>9607976Two lovers, on a quest to find fire, never destined to meet except on the field of battle for each others lives.
>>9608023Would Bonbon and Francis from L4D hate each other?
>>9608007>implying I live in God's gated community>>9608020>implying God doesn't watch the show
>>9608028I still owe FlyingSaucer a pic of francis and bon-bon hate-snuggling.
>>9607915>>9607990WHAT THE HELL KIND OF FEELS IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE
>>9608033We're saying he doesn't allow MLPG.
>>9608028Nah.>You hate things too?
>>9608014Its not really pone, I just named the characters after them. But its neat to put a personality behind the characters. AUTISM
>>9608045the sad variety
>>9608047oh my god.I need someone to draw Francis and Bonbon in hating love.
The ass was fat.
>>9608048Had my hopes up bro...Still sounds fun though.
>>9608058I am okay with this.
>>9608059what an ugly pony
>>9608060its a great game even without my injecting pone in to it. but its one of those first person RPG dungeon crawlers. Not for everyone for sure.>tfw I made the archer Derpy
>>9608025>"Ah, Ross, I have be espectin-">'Excuse me, you did not just fucking call me Ross....'>"...OH IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, 0R0-"..."No?">Satan thumbs through the list, looking back at you occasionally.>"Jessy?">"Rose?">"GLITTER GLUE!">"No?">"Damn, dude won't die... You can only send so many buses...">"It would be so easy if most of you had names, you know...."
>>9608021>you'll never walk with Lyra through town>you'll never run into Bonbon in the market>she'll never look fine to you, grinning the whole time and laughing as you catch up>you'll never say goodbye and part ways>she'll never crack one last inside joke, and walk away laughing>she'll never get to her house>drop her groceries on the floor>and drop the act as well
>>9607990I honestly wonder if I've caused a lot of "what could have been" moments growing up.
>>9608072>"Damn, dude won't die... You can only send so many buses..."i'm die
>>9608034Only good thing about breakfast...this saucy motherfucker.
>>9608078I know I haven't.
>>9608046He'd probably throw me in his ambrosia mines for browsing horsefuckery in his "perfect golden kingdom" or whatever the hell he calls it when hes going on another one of his rants. Ass. I should have known there was no freedom to be had for a red blooded American, even in death God himself wants to take away my guns.If I want to take potshots at coffee cans in my "perfect golden" backyard i'm going to dammit
>>9608059I gagged.Sometimes I think all Bronies have no idea what is sexy and what isn't.
>>9608064But anon, that isnt DerRumble
>>9608074pleasedon't stopit's a good pain
>>9608072>You can only send so many buses...
>>9606952See Attached Image
>>9608093>Rumble>Uglybut he's the most handsome colt aside from this onewhat the fuck roogna, why are you so bad at opinions
>>9608089This is all I see in this situation.http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/the-book-of-your-life.html
>>9608103>DT hoping for a dirty, muddy cat fight.Rumble...SHE IS PERFECT!
>>9607929That girl is literally humanized fluttershy.
>>9608124Pretty sure that's Silver Spoon.
>>9608130Whichever, they are the same fucking pony.
>>9608097>months later>you will never decide to go out one day and see how Bonbon's doing>you'll never walk by her small sweet shop>you'll never see the dust on the windows and the 'closed' sign>you will never grow worried and hurry over to Bonbon's house>just in time to catch the new family moving their furniture inin the distance, a train whistle blows.
>>9608124She is, but that's SS hoping the hit the mud
>classes in the morning>up until 4am talking about cartoon ponies>AGAINI'm going to die one of these days.bed
>>9608140i'm donecan't take anymore
>>9608148no stay awake anon, we might just talk about YOUR favorite pony
>>9608087Pinkie, what are you doing?
>>9608139Did you just call Diamond Tiara the same as silver spoon... OH SHIT NIGGA YOU GONNA GONNA GET SMACKED AROUND BY MY HOMEY DT.
>>9608148at least you'll die staying true to your passion
>>9608162We already have, anon.
>>9608162But his favorite pony is for nerds!
>>9608104She could grow a dick, though.
>>9608121The devil would be such a bro on horsefucking. Would probably make it a 'punishment'.
>>9608159>he thinks there's brakes on this
>>9608169We should talk about this pone more.
>>9608103>SS and Rumble watch Scootaloo dunk DT's head in the mud.>Over and over again.>"This is better then a movie...'>'...I guess...">"Would you rather watch a real movie?">'Beat watching Scootaloo dunk her in the mud again...'>"Great, how about tomorrow then?">'Wait, what?"
>>9608159>You will never dive head first into that neon candyvag
>>9608108>>9608101Fuggin Angels man.>there is no need for weaponry of any kind hereYeah, that's what the mormons said, and you dont see many a dem around no more. Can't even go huntin' on account of no animals around to hunt. Shoulda never died man, now all I can do wit ol' bessy here is polish her on my frrnt po'chI don't how these "perfect golden" fuckers even live here, playing those faggy lyres. oh yeah, and no ponies. Heaven is truly hell.
>>9608181No, I'm going to bed and you can't stop me.
>>9608181>they will never show intimate Lyrabon in the show
>>9608194I read it all in Applejack's voice.
>>9608214a nice effort, but that horse isn't white enough
>>9608206Good. They're just friends.
>>9608129Personality-wise, I don't see it.
>>9608223How about now.
>>9608226she totally looks like it though.
>>9608194Come on son of manI know a way to get into heaven and have ponies You can trust me for I am truly your greatest ally
>>9608223>filenameYes, and I've been practicing.
>>9608217As a steak eatin', deer shootin, ford drivin, red blooded American should have.
>>9608194>Heaven is truly hellTell me about it.
>>9608249Holy shit, I remember watching this
>>9608244I fucking love the taste of durr. oh yeah, venison jerkyso good
>>9608244How do you think Applejack would get along with The Cajuns?
>>9608217how would she even use that rifleshe doesn't have fingers
>>9608267with her ass of course
>>9608267With her mouth.DO YOU EVEN, FALLOUT: EQUESTRIA?!Granted, she preferred a pistol.
>>9608234Ah yeah, totally. Except for the eyes, it's not the same expression at all: Fluttershy looks distressed and shameful whereas Sucy seems just... unimpressed.
>>9608280>DO YOU EVEN, FALLOUT: EQUESTRIA?!Gross.
>>9608283Fuck off, Roogna.
>>9608283Fuck on, Roogna.
>>9608259>You will never join ponies in pony Valhalla
Would you hang out with totally Awesome Rainbow Gorilla Dash?
>>9608280>With her mouth>F:E
>>9608287>>9608285>Denying the greatest work of fanfiction ever.Sarcasm is a bitch to type, work with me.
is it pink in here or is it just me
>>9608239>Get into heavenNo thanks, i'd rather live here in the hell we've created here on Erff if going to heaven mean I have to stop driving a Ford and buying American socks.>>9608266>FrechiesMaybe, dont tell her they used to be french>>9608267She'd gather the energy that emanates from the heart of every American and manipulate it to pull the trigger
>>9608305if you enjoy it in any capacity whatsoever you are a horrible person
>Fenrir killed all the background poniesRIP. I failed you.
>>9608308it's just you anon
>>9608159>you won't have a falling out with Lyra, and move back to ponyville>bonbon will never be at her candy shop, business as usual>you will never greet her warmly, only to be met with a cold shoulder>she will never tell you that she waited so long>that she was so lonely>that you were so indifferent to her>you will never realize that you will never have what could have been with bonbon >you will never know that you missed the chance>you will never feel her pain, and be met with the same indifference you had for so lone given her>you will never see lyra and bonbon get together>you will never pretend to be happy for them when one mocks you for being an idiot, with the other completely ignoring your existence>you will never die aloHey, wait a second...
>>9608312>Maybe, don't tell her they used to be french>They go off on a tangent.>She can't even understand what they said.>"Uh...sure I guess.">They all cheer.
>>9608308I was going to say it could be pinker and post Cadence, but we're at image limit so I guess we're at maximum pinkpacity
>>9608329Anon please...I already knew I was a horrible person years ago...
>>9608339>the orgy commences
>>9608365>>9608365Hey Guys, I made you a new horse>>9608365>>9608365
>>9608376Holy shit that was fast.
>>9608376For America, there is no "slow".
>>9608403Well, enjoy watching the general turn into a /pol/fest.
>>9608414It will pass
>>9608419New thread nigga
>>9608438We're in a new thread>>9608376>>9608376>>9608376