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03/31/12(Sat)21:45 No. 960407 >Go to the fluffy pony thread out of morbid curiosity >Some guy his posting a multi-post story about his two OC fluffy ponies, "Bit" and "Smidget" who are "Super intelligent fluffy ponies who kill other fluffy ponies because they are retarded." Dont read this if you've already had your daily dose of autism. This, again, is only one part of a much longer "story".>you are now Bit, livid >someone left the door outside of your enclosure open >in tottered some THING that Smidget called her babeh >you can smell the stupid on this creature >"fwuffy wan pway!" >your brain burns at a mean pace, but you can't find any way out of the pen >the tv is too heavy to move, and even if you could balance on your ball, it's not tall enough to let you grab the top of the pen >there is no gate for you to wriggle loose >...and this whole time, the retard has not stopped babbling about how he wants to 'pway' >an idea pops into your head >you try to choke back your disgust, "fwuffy wan pway, but meanie wall in way!" >the idiot sits there, tongue lolling out of his mouth >"waww... bad?" >you put your horn under the edge of the wall, "do what Bit is doing!" >he manages the copy you, but not without four tries >"Wift!" >through the combined might of yourself and Hurples, you lift the 10lbs barrier >you rush ahead to freedom, and ready to kill