Old thread: >>9546165The time has come to talk of many things. Of hooves and >ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot and whether Twily has wings.
Chrysalis shipped Rarijack thereafter
I like this
Do you think the writers will forget Zecora while creating Season 4?
do you like the silly horse?
Last thread was fast
>>9552173>Zecora hates princesses, which is why she lives in exile
>>9552189Shit, posted in old horse
>>9552173I hope not. She's my favorite zebra on the show.
>>9552225CHUBBY PINK NURSE COWGIRL
>>9552225Gillou riding reverse cowgirl
>>9552210She refuses to be under the heel of a false god
>>9552226Zecora is worst zebra though
smoke weedfor twenty
>>9551830>email fieldYou are probably, sadly, right.
>>9552193Only an hour and forty minutes!
>>9552252You're on-board with that episode thing Double A?
>>9552265there are no gods on the show though
>>9551765Baloney. It's like going to college. Anyone can do it, if they lower their standards enough.
>>9552216>>9551830whats this mlpg writes thing?
>>9552306He can just get an escort.
>>9552314I am regret
>>9552287Just seeing where it goes, really. If it doesn't work out, I'm okay with that.If it does - great!
So can we agree that Rarijack, Flutterdash, and one-sided Twilestia and Pinkiedash are worst ships?
>>9552329Only if the best ship is a poly ship
>>9552318MLP fanfic writing event.Went on through March, four prompts, different themes for each.The last one's been extended to this Friday.Prompt is "take fanart, write a fic around it".Deadline is Friday, submit it to the Tumblr found in the linkboard.
I forgot best pony's name
I've seen a lot of people posting their build a bear plushiesI guess they are selling pretty well
I'm depressed, MLPGMake me stop thinking of throwing myself under a freight train
Sometimes I stay on MLPG so late, I eventually loose it and start to imagine myself as a humming bird
>>9552268Who's the best zebra, then?
>>9552385it only gets worse
>>9552364well of course.you can take a knife and a needle and thread with a bit of fabric and stuff a flesh light inside.
>>9552329Throw in Twidash and it's agreeable.
>>9552385Imagine all the freight that will be late if you do!
>>9552216>no tumblr link>not even a sentenceThe hell?
>>9552385I'm not even depressed and I think about that when i see a trainLike i could just jump on the tracks and I'd be deadhow crazy is that
>>9552385fuck a pony
>>9552414>can't even commit suicide because you'd inconvenience people
>>9552385You should try to imagine jumping from a bridge that passes over a railroad, so you can time your jump to hit right on the front of the train.Give ya somethin to shoot for.
>>9552329But those are best ships
>>9552385here you go
>>9552425I think a lot of people have dem kinds of thoughts
>>9552409What are you implying, anon?
>>9552438It's gonna hurt me
>trying to figure out why an extension isn't working>spend an hour in config and files>notice a small box in the help section that's clicked that says "disable everywhere"WHY WAS THAT ON BY DEFAULT
>>9552385Stare at thisSurrender your sadness
>>9552425I think about it a lot, but with other people, not myselflikeall I would have to do is stab this guy in the neckand that's it, he'd be deadhe would never exist againit's a powerful feeling
>>9552425>>9552448in b4 gg comes in with his imp of the perverse
>>9552448I could just veer off the road into a telephone polethis is why I listen to music in the car/ everywhere I go. keeps me thinking straight
>>9552348>>9552351i see, looks like we dont have many writefags these days
>>9552356It's very cute
>>9552364>Did not know about this>look it up JUST NOW>"Wow these look ok, and not ten grand like the ebay stuff. This is probably one of Hasbro's few good ideas....">See advertisement Oh god damn it
>>9552322pls draw more Gilloushe is very buoyant
So there's a thinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjEintbDXcBetter than DR?Yes.
>>9552385I decided to finally get caught up on all those films I'd missed.In retrospect, watching Wreck it Ralph and Toy Story 3 on the same night was a bad idea.
>>9552465>That we’re all just… biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?Yea pretty much.
>>9552492Why not just write up a quickfic?
>>9552476The closest thing to being god is killing someone
>>9552477damn I'm too predictablehave some predictable monstergirl instead
>>9552496It really is.>tfw jessy did your request
>>9552492Well, not many who aren't a lazy fuck.I'm a lazy fuck. Haven't written even one prompt.Mostly because it's been so long since I've written anything that it would be terrible.
>>9552385>tfw depressed>tfw take the train every dayNot a pussy subway or anything like that, an actual man's man train.Every day I imagine myself cannon balling off the platform into the fucker as it passes by.
>>9552511The feels were too much?"I just didn't want to live alone in the garbage any more..."
>>9552499>Pinkie Pie in tiny little sneakersWhy has no one drawn this before?
>>9552385There is someone out there who loves you.
>>9552523I just know it's something you like to talk aboutSo I tried to remember what it was called, because you're interesting
>>9552461That actually made me smile.What wizardry is this!
>>9552523what is thisthis isn't applejack
>>9552523That gator gal's right nice, GG.If she's offering, it would be rude not to accept.
>>9552492well the point was to try and get more people interested in writefagging hereguess it did fuck all
>>9552539Well now you can live alone, in the Penthouse.Seriously, FUCK that Gene guy. FUCK him. That scene hit me like a knife to the chest.
>>9552510>0:42Ok. Was not expecting that.
>>9552515It's a very pessimistic worldview.Why wait? Go do something, enjoy yourself while you're here. You might as well, you probably don't have anything better to do. I just think it would be nice if I could go on a date with my favorite pony
>>9552553MLPGWhat if ApplejackWas Cajun?
>>9552537>>9552521>>9552515>>9552483>>9552476>>9552473today is a good day to die
Which pony is dreck
>>9552557Especially because couche couche is delicious.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHAT MANE IS SO FLUFFY
>>9552539>>9552572Brave was a better movie.
HI HI HI
>>9552581That would only happen if her cuteness dial was dramatically turned to maximum cuteness
>>9552550It means you're very vulnerable to suggestion
>>9552580Make it happen. Invent a brain-computer interface and live the rest of your days hooked up to an IV as your body rots away while your mind exists in virtual paradise.
>>9552588thats a cool dj acid plush
>>9552476when I'm driving and I see someone on the sidewalkit's likei could fucking kill this person right now if i wanted to, or paralyze themit is within my power to pull that off
>>9552588why was my first thought to lick it
>>9552523http://www.realcajunrecipes.com/recipes/cajun/couche-couche/52.rcr...sounds good, cher.
>>9552518>no holesfucking dropped
>>9552510Well, I like how it went for its own animation style rather than trying to emulate the show.Some of Octavia's poses were kind of awkward, but this was pretty good overall.
>>9552581There would be a lot of accordion music.
>>9552535just do it
>>9552596How about you go suck a bag of dicks?
>>9552572Nobody liked him. He was the true villain of Fix-it Felix
Why are pony wings so damn hard to draw?
>>9552613Every time I see a cop I want to grab the gun in his holsterI feel like this is gonna get me arrested or shot one day
>>9552510Oh shitDid Octavia just throttle that guy?
>>9552590As a self-admitted Hibernophile, I loved Brave, but I still think Wreck It Ralph should have gotten the Oscar. The Academy plays favorites so hard, it's not even funny anymore.
>>9552641Would if I could.
>>9552607>Invent a brain-computer interfaceEasier said than done nigga.
>>9552615you can lick it for $365
>>955251010/10 Nice fighting animation.
>>9552518God Bless Japan
>>9552641Unsettled by your weakness?
>>9552648Are you going for show-accurate, or realistic?
>>9552640Eat a dick, Nike.
>>9552648Because wings are technically forelegs.
>>9552651>Every time I see a cop I want to grab the gun in his holsterwatch Requiem for a Dreamyou will never do drugs again
>>9552510I liked it more than DR, for sure.
I need something to do
>>9552709invent a gender-change pill
>>9552661WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?
>>9552631Applejack is best zydeco pony
>>9552682More realistic than show accurate.
>>9552709watch a movie
>>9552674they actually actively sell shit to their pedophiles.i hope there will be more horse fuckers there.i want more horse related toys.
which method of suicide has the best chances of sending me to Equestria?
If it's something that can be stopped, try to stop it.
>>9552692Heroin is a pretty shit drug after you do it the first few times, the rush is never as good
foor those that don't like twilight any more, what would it take to like her again?hard mode: don''t mention get rid if the wings
>>95525109/10Lost one point because >Two legsWould've been something absolutely spectacular if he managed to keep it to four.
>>9552516>>9552558if i have time i might write up something quick and probably awful
>>9552510>That rear naked choke
>>9552709>Was supposed to start drawing 30 minutes ago>Paper still blankI'm easily distracted.
>>9552766>bitching about two legsThen why do you watch the show after s1?
>>9552692depends which drugs
>>9552766that felt really off.it kind of seemed like that shitty stick fighting animations everyone used to pump out 10 years ago.
>>9552510AwesomeWould have been better without that weird singer for that song. Keeping it instrumental would have been cooler.
>>9552737Oh sweet DerpyYou're just a mistake. You're not coming back.
>>9552788Because it's still a 9/10 show>You in charge of reading comprehension
>>9552771might as wellat least it's going to be something
>>9552756Make her sarcastic and dorky again and tone back the neuroticness that got super jacked up to maximum.
>>9552740It's a chicken wing.Well, a chicken arm.Look up hawk wing pictures for reference on the feathers.
>>9552756Be nice if she was a little more nerdy and neuroticThe only time I remember her being like that this season was in spike's episode when Applejack knocked one of her ink wells to get her attentionMore of that.
>>9552756get rid of the wingsAnd make her have more nerdy and quirky momentsShe's all "fix literally everything in 22 minutes by myself" now
>>9552788they were two legs in s1 too though
>>9552847>>9552867so regress her character development?awesome
>>9552828She came back in the finale.
>>9552873No Applejack, Apples are not an instrument.
>>9552867She probably won't do that anymore since princesses have to be perfectShe'll be just like Cadence now!
>>9552737What if Twilight just used her magic to make everyone THINK she's a princess and change everything, but Derpy is the real princess, unloved and alone and gone from the show?
>>9552889Where's the rest of the chicken?
Just in case anyone was curious: Jumbo marshmallows are an appropriate substitute when fantasizing about marshmallow pone dicks in your mouth.
>>9552894It was a fluke.It will never happen again. She gone, MLPG
>>9552919You ate it.
>>9552919At Fluttershy's, of course.
>>9552893sometimes character development can be badit can take away what made a character interesting and add new traits that don't work as well
>>9552907I'd still love her.
>>9552894she's also not going to leave anytime soon.the shit storm is over and faggot lost
>>9552893>Character development in a little girl's show that's not supposed to to have heavy continuity so they can play the episodes in any orderAlternatively: >Fixing the lovable flaws in a character is character developmentI don't want character development if that's what I'm getting.
>>9552756Bring back more of the way she was in S1 and S2 - the snark, the neuroticism, the pedantic, bookish nerd.The S3 Finale was probably the worst I've ever seen her, because she was so BORING to watch.
>>9552958Wow Derpy got fat
What if pony ponied pony then another pony joined in on the ponying while a zebra zebras a pony with a donkey, a mule, and a Diamond Dog.Also there is a small Buffalo watching everything quietly in the corner.
>>9552885>She's all "fix literally everything in 22 minutes by myself" nowSo like she always was?
>>9552973Infinite muffins will do that to a pony.
>>9552958Who's going to be the next princess for S4?
>>9552973>implying chubby pony is bad
>>9552851Oh! I never actually thought of looking at chicken wings, it seems so obvious. That actually helps a whole bunch thanks.
>>9552534Here's a coloring if you'd like
>>9552812She's bound to mess up with all that extra magic power
>>9552973These things happen.It was your fault.
>>9552935Balloons make terrible fapping aids.
>>9552980Pony is forbidden to pony ponyEveryone in the room would be executed
>>9552997Chubby? NoDerpy? Yes
>>9552997...s-she doesn't look very happy to be engorged there
>>9553003No problem, it helped me a ton too.
>>9552997Do you want your ponies to have health complications, anon?
Twilight is still pretty cute
>>9552985>what is WWU
>>9552972Twily hasn't been fun to watch since... RIAW, probably. She was only somewhat retarded before that but she was fully retarded afterwards.
>>9553016Yes, yes they do.
>>9552966I wonder how that meeting went down in Hasbro.>"Hey, we have multiple complaints about one of the characters in the show being offensive.">"Fine, pull Spike, mistake using that rehash, I knew it.>"No sir, it's the cross eyed pony!">"...who? Fuck it, pull whatever it is..."
Good night MLPG
>>9553033Western Washington University.
>>9553012Well, I'm a responsible man. Will she let me make her an honest mare?
>>9552935You could have told me that while I was still at the store motherfucker.I only got regular.
>>9553028I still think she's the cutest.
>>9553027She's a cartoon.She can take it.
>>9553028She's pretty something alright.....
>>9553034She was downright terrible in Lesson Zero.
>>9553048>actually eating plain marshmallowsI miss DirecTV, I'm stuck with fucking Cocks
>>9553011Wiggly tentacles don't give a damn.You think they give a fuck, they are the honey badgers of the wiggly wet shit department.
>>9553061Adorable? Lovable? Huggable?
>>9553021she's afraid you'll think she's ugly
>>9553034What about IAT? She was a bit over-the-top there but I still liked it..
>>9553062I liked her in Timecop though.At least there she had a good excuse to go crazy.
>>9553048you could take two at once
SHE WAS CUTE IN IT'S ABOUT TIME
>>9553048It could work for marshmallow colt dicks
>>9553048Sadly, those are too small. Unless you hold it in your mouth and practice your tongue work, of course.
>>9553080I read that as MLPG
>>9553048Line a glass with them....And have some hot cocoa.
>>9552907It would take a brutish warthog with a big heart and his congenial tapir rival to right what's wrong"I'm Turbo Sparkle, the greatest student ever! And I did not hex this kingdom to let you or that halitosis-ridden warthog take it away from me!"
>>9553080There was some fucker in my art class Winter Quarter who would come in every day wearing a shirt with this on it.He ate slices of american cheese for a snack.
>>9553107Was he fat and greasy?
>>9553107Did you brohoof him?
>>9553072I wouldn't hug Twilight with a ten foot pole!I mean, who would? How would you even hug with a long unwieldy thing, it makes no sense.
>>9553079You're damn right I can>>9553088I keep tonguing through the marshmallow>>9553084>
>>9553107>american cheesetruly the worst cheese
>>9553085Derpy is a very gorgeous bride.
>that fat diamond dog in the fat threadholy shit
>tfw Kraut is ded
>>9553107>slices of american cheese>for a snackOh fucking ew!
>>9552828Now she spends her days living in one of the half-sketched houses in the backgroundHer bed is an eraser too dirty to work anymore, and she likes to wrap herself up in pencil shavings like a little homeless lady
>>9553129>not just hugging the ten foot pone
>>9553133>I keep tonguing through the marshmallowew straight
>>9553012milf derpy is best derpy
>>9553107>He ate slices of american cheese for a snack.
>>9553107There was some fucker in my art class Winter Quarter who would come in every day wearing a shirt with slices of american cheese on it.
>>9553121He was obscenely overweight.I didn't get close enough to see if he was greasy.
>>9553107>He ate slices om American cheese for a snack.
>>9553144>tfw tess isn't ded but has not shown up here yet
>>9553144>tfw Tess hats us
>>9553085Nothing would make me happier, then.I'm going to have to get used to living in the clouds.
>>9553148Only a derped out ugly reject like her would end up like that in a Flash cartoon
>>9553158>Basketball player thinks he can kick box.gif
>>9553027Pegasi lose weight fast.they need to bulk up for winter because of cold.
>>9553107How can anyone eat american cheese?At least have colby or cheddar or something.
>>9553158This guy did not drink his milk
>>9553166>>9553167If Kraut ever comes back i don't think he'd come back here either
>>9553163>>9553160>>9553158>>9553146>>9553136>>9553120You don't understand.He would bring, in a tupperware container, the makings for a sandwich. Bread, meat, cheese, more cheese.He would then pull out each ingredient individually and eat it.
>>9553166>>9553167Give him time, it takes a while to readjust after coming out of cryo-stasis.
>>9553204He must be a fucking alien.Study him, for us!
>>9553201of coursewhy would anyone come back to mlpg?
>>9553190>You will never have chubby pegasus pony cuddle up on top of you on the couch with a warm blanket and soft pillows>You will never tease her by saying she's hibernating
>>9553201Who could blame him?
>>9553204That'sthat's not how you make a sandwichalso American cheese keeps like shit
>>9553085>>9553168>>9553142>when she comes down the aisle, it's all you can do to stop your jaw from dropping - she looks so gorgeous in her dress.>even more so when she lights up at the words "you may kiss the bride."
I sometimes eat slices of American cheese for a snackNo I'm not a fatass
>>9553204>He would then pull out each ingredient individually and eat it.Talk about a picky eater!
>>9553204>Not just making a sandwichI justWhat
>>9553190>you'll never snuggle up with a chubby pegasus on a cold winter night
>>9553204I might regret this, but what type of meat?And was it white bread?
>>9553234nope sorrythis isn't realpeople like that don't existla la la la la la la i'm not listening to you
>>9553150Sweetie Belle needs love too
>>9553204Wait, I've eaten slices of American cheese for a snack when I had nothing else in the fridge.Should I fap to Applebloom tonight or should I go with Scootaloo?
>>9553230>American cheese keeps like shitwell, its shit to begin with
>>9553174Would you teach her how to fly so she can compete in the Roster Races?If she gets first place, she gets to have speaking lines in the next episode
>>9553255>woman on boss eating mayo.jpg
>>9553243PUT THEM ON SOMETHINGLIKECRACKERS OR WHATEVER
>>9553262dependsis it with a fic?
>>9553262>Wait, I've eaten slices of American cheese for a snack when I had nothing else in the fridge.>Should I fap to Applebloom tonight or should I go with Scootaloo?only on MLPG would I ever find a post like this
>>9553241i can imagine her smileher eyesoh god my heart
>>9553241>you may kiss the bride."Can I kiss the groom too?"
>>9553229I hope he'll stay gone for good
>>9553255Oh, but they do. I've seen fat fucks just like this. Maybe not consuming a block of cheese, but I saw a roller pig down 2 2-liters of mountain dew and eat a box of pizza by themselves.
>>9553252I think balogna. It was pink and round. Like, perfectly round.And yeah, of course it was white bread.
>>9553267No, that cunt stole my only bit and I was going to buy an apple.I am so hungry...I didn't even get to earn that bit either, do you think ponies hire humans?Fuck no, ponies are racist as fuck.
>>9553283pretty much this >>9553262last resort when nothing else
>>9553265Yea but it also gets extra gross in no time
>>9553279>woman on boss
>>9553085she becomes brideshe gives you your space when you need itshe always wants you to be happyshe is happy when your happyshe doesn't care where she is as long as she is with you
>>9553290This man clearly does not give a fuck
>>9553284I would need to find a good fic. I was just planning on beating it to some pictures of Applebloom wearing tight black leather or to Scootaloo in some light bondage.
>>9553297Next time you see him, get a picture.
>>9553283Boil up some macaroni, throw on a couple singles and some milk - microwave and stir, and it makes some decent quick mac and cheese. Likewise, a decent-quality grilled-cheese sandwich.Still vastly inferior to using real cheese and a white-sauce, but better than that powdered shit.
>>9553290Look at that fucking expressionHe is just daring you to stay off his dick
>Some Anon on /mlp/ posts about going to a bar where Hey Ocean! was playing that night, only to see an entire meetup of neckbeard/ponytail bronies carrying plushies and being generally obnoxious by chanting Crush Kill Destroy Swag! and screaming YYEEEAAAHHH after every song>He says Purple Tinker was there>Posted a blurry pic that you can still make out of the trans faggot himself>Purple Tinker shows up in the very thread and confirms being there for the meetup>He's still raging at Anons pretending that he doesn't care
>What are they talking about now?>"At least it's not fetishes"
>>9553241>The words of the preacher ring through the emptiness inside you as you look on at the altar>Friends and family stand up to clap and cheer, but the hurt is too much for you>You silently get up and leave through a side exit, not able to watch the girl you could've had walk off into the sunset with another guyWould you still wish Derpy happiness?
>>9553312Have you heard of hotsauce?
>>9553293Come here SweetieIt'll feel good I promise
>>9553310Best waifu of all time
>>9553313I'll try, but I haven't seen him there since the end of the quarter.
Why are real life fatties so much more disgusting than chubby ponies are?
>>9553241>her forehead smacks against yours on the first try>"Ow."
All this talk of shit cheese makes me want to talk about real cheese.
>>9553329No, I have not. Mind helping me out?
>>9553338Because their fat pools on different parts of their body
>>9553297I refuse to believe this person exists.
>>9553328She's still got a daughter.
>>9553310She knows you still love herIt was her fault anyways, she was pestering you and you had to make her be quiet.She can hardly feel the bruise.
>>9553338>why are real life _____ so much more disgusting than _____ are?
>>9553345IS THAT FUCKING CHEESE WITH RAISINS IN IT?HOLY SHIT I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH
>>9553326Do you think Twilight Sparkle turns Rainbow Dash's wings into tentacles to sodomize herself while Dash is forced into Twilight's corrupt cunt?
So did FiM bombed in Japan or is too soon to tell?
>>9553322I like how people who spend time on the internet still call out other people on the internet as being losers for being on the internet
>>9553322shhhhhdo you hear that?it's the sound of one autist caring
>>9553352Ignorance is bliss.
>>9553326This can be fixed.
>>9553350http://clopfic.heroku.com/authors/80In my opinion one of the best fapfic writers you will ever find.
>>9553364>raisins>not a blight on all food products
>>9553372Everything will be bombed in Japan with NK like this
>>9553345I know that one on the far right is Brie, but what are the other three? That one next to the Brie isn't brandied cheese, is it?
>>9553299She needed the bit in order to enter the race; it's pay-to-play after allBut the good news is that if she wins, she also gets all the bits thrown into the pot at the end of the race! Everybody wins!
>>9553341I wish I was marrying DerpyAnon, you make her the happiest mare in Equestria, you hear me
>>9553391Raisins are shit. Just eat grapes.
>>9553241>>9553291>>9553341Dammit can someone draw this? Pone or human version would be fine.
>>9553391Pfrt, what a casual
>>9553401It was going to be a honeycrisp too...If the vendor would even sell it to me.
>>9553391say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens
>tfw mlpg hates raisin
>>9553406I think Derpy pone on human Anon would be best because of added awkwardness of size differenceand she could fly up to kiss his nose
>>9553328I'm imagining this is Dash with FS marrying a guy and it makes it much more better and sadder.Dammit I need to learn how to write.
>>9553432>>9553438>>9553448>Raisin poneOnly acceptable kind.
>>9553391>not having your oatmeal with apples, brown sugar, and raisinspleb
>>9553345>>9553396Left to right: lincet delice de bourgogne, cheddar with irish whiskey, white stiton with cranberries, and brie
>>9553355What are you implying?
>>9553380>Derpy will never be your waifu
>>9553470I've never been called that beforewhy anon, why
>>9553394>implying NK can get a bomb to go where they want it toplus SK have better equip flight capabilities and troops than NK
>>9553461pony or human?I'm thinking of the same pic I'd imagine you are
>>9553328>willingly imagining yourself in that situation>not imagining you're the one marrying that pretty golden-eyed ponyWhy would you do that?Also>not wishing her happinessIt's kind of scummy of you to do otherwise. Why would you resent someone for being in love?
>>9553272>tfw no sweaty pony gf
>>9553391Various dried or preserved fruits can often cut or compliment the rich tangyness of many strong cheese with their sweetness. Its a classic flavor combination. You should try it some times, its pretty grape!
>>9553476>cheddar with irish whiskeyMotherfuck that sounds delicious
>>9553482>Derpy will never be not ugly
>>9553356>implying anyone would hit derpy
>>9553476>white stiton with cranberriesI need this now
>>9553497HumanThe the from 2 threads back?
>>9553521>>9553506>these will never be a cheese pony>she could never change the flavor of her cheese at will
>>9553521I have some in my fridge right now actuallyIt's crumbly but very tasty
>>9553518I would hit it like the six fists of an angry asura
>>9553518I'd hit that pony.If you know what I mean!
>>9553540Pizza pone has a lot of cheese, is that close enough?
>>9553476That whiskey cheddar sounds delightful, and the bourgogne doesn't sound half bad either.
>>9553435She wins, you get all the bits, you finally get respect. You could even say that you'd get a "heroes'" welcome
Colby Jack is the only acceptable American cheese, and it's literally just cheddar without the cheddaring process.Fuck you Wisconsin, your cheeses blow.
>>9553345>bourgogne>brieOh god, that delicious soft cheese
howdy gangwhat's the good word
Everybody knows that Pepper Jack is THE best cheese of all time.This is undeniable objective fact.
>>9553548I do!With your penis!
>>9553557>Fuck you Wisconsin, your cheeses blow.Motherfucking THIS.Tillamook cheese best cheese.
>>9553557Wisconsin's not about cheese anyway, it's about beer.
Hoom, hom!Here we come with a BOOM!Here we come at last!Come, join the moot!We are off! We are off! To Isengard!To Isengard!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvH7tklaC6Q
>>9553551mozzarella is fine, but it can't compare to some cheeses
>>9553534yesmakes me wish I could write too
>>9553556But if I get respect, how will I hide in the park holding a bunch of sticks together so I look like a bush and scare ponies when they walk by?BRAWWWW SCARY BUSH!
http://imgur.com/a/8u5QKSo I've done Babs, Twist, and Sweetie.Who's next for the PSO2 treatment?
>>9553571cheesederpybad end flutterdash
>>9553578>>9553578I fucking lost it when I saw that scene. The Looney Tunes show is utterly disappointing but that shit came out of fucking NOWHERE.
>>9553562is this a series?Link?Love me some abused ponies.
>>9553599can you post Sweetie?
>>9553602gwiwwed cheeseif you pwease
>>9553574>not combining the flavors of swiss, colby jack, and cheddar onto deliciously buttered toast, melted to a creamy goo that delights the tongue and fills the stomach
>>9553611There's only one more with Dashand it's already been postedAlso they aren't abused, they are just make pretending
>>9553611Draw them yourself, Disco.
>>9553602>utterly disappointingThat's because they took out all the stuff that made it Looney Tunes, and turned into Seinfeld.
>>9553611I think its only the Dash one and the Pinkie oneKinda disappointing, really
>>9553621You're wrong. So very, very wrong. How does it feel to be so wrong?
I-Is google down for anyone else?
>>9553574if you have pleb tastes"i know what would taste good in some creamy cheese a disgusting mexican fruit"blue cheese and feta are god cheeses
>>9553634>>9553645Damn...I wanted a Celestia one.
Good night, losers
I have a headache MLPG,lets talk about our non pony waifu's from the show. Mines Gilda
>>9553661>August 2005 filenameI don't think so, Tim.
Wow, I guess MLPG is being really CHEESY tonight!
>>9553620These are shots from the benchmark animation, also in the imgur.
>>9553611Some guy came and drew this picture and the dash one after they were requested. Don't know if he draws abused ponies, but he has a tumblr floating around here somewhere.
>OH jeeze whats that smell coming from MLPG?>I dunno. Its either bad meat or good cheese.
>>9553661Good night, cum dumpster
>>9553642wow, that makes sense actually. what the fuck man.
>>9553645i was bummed toothe dash one is hot as fuckwould love a fluttershy one
>>9553653>google>downif google went down the internet will start suffocating and eventually die.
>>9553689Good night, moonGood night, stars
>>9553685I asked him too but he seemed kind of dodgy about itHe's a totally brony idiot too, so that sucks.
>>9553667Enjoy this then~
>>9553679That stunk worse then limburger
>>9553588The thought of Dash messing up her one chance at happiness with Fluttershy and seeing her happy with someone else is too good to pass up.Dammit where are the writefags
>>9553700It's okay, we can all use Bin-PFFFAHAHHAHAHAH
>>9553667Gilda would make a brotastic roommate, but she'd stink up the place on her workout days
>>9553689>Getting sexual with worst pone She is not even worthy to lick any self respecting person's nipple Let alone receive the D
>>9553599Obviously you must do Scootaloo.She'd probably be a ranger.
>>9553710>he doesn't come here anymore therefore he's a brony idiot
>>9553723No pls I want a happy ending
>>9553723>messing up yoiur one chance at happiness with her and seeing her happy with someone elseYeah, no. Don't want to revisit that feel.
>>9553700>>9553724Now it's Yahoo's turn to shine!
>>9553734what if she begged you for the dwith an emphasis on how she knows she's worthless but please, can't you fuck her, just this once? she'll let you do anal, suck it when you're ready to finish, let you be done in ten seconds if you want, it doesn't matter - please, just pretend that you love her, just for tonight
>>9553680noiceAnd I second Scoots
WHEN PONE IS OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HORSE FUCK
>Your waifu will never come home with the wrong pie>you will never punish her with a swift hook to the mouth>while she is on the ground you will never threaten to break her leg, sending her to the glue factory for sure>she will never clean up the mess she has made with tears in her eyes>she will never apologize and offer to let you put it in her butt to make it up to you>she will never be known as "that pony who always wears sunglasses and long sleeves"
>>9553708Nighty Night Toons
>>9553743No, I follow his art tumblr because I like his ponies.He posts internet rants and stuff like "XD" unironically and some other stuff I can't remember because it's not worth it to.
>>9553723You must become a writefagUse your years of greentext experience to make the jump
Hey, fluttershy loves animals and can fly. So you know what would be her favorite cheese?Casu marzu!
>>9553744fuck happinessI wish for my pain to be inflicted upon others
>>9553759>she will neverperfect
>>9553713>tfw Pinkie Pie will never excitedly try out a whole bag of sex toys on Gilda before she can even begin to figure out what's going on
MLPG plsI'm too drunk for this
>>9553765But sensei, how do I know if I am ready?
>>9553792Eat some mac and cheese then
>>9553759Wait a second....I would never do that!I don't even like pie!
>>9553800>worst pony eating worst food
>>9553756Why wouldn't she just let herself get used by a group of strangers? Bask in their collective lust for her and pretend it's love?That for just a few minutes, she feels like people want her around? That she feels useful?
>>9553800>just eats with her hoof>like an animal
>>9553802pie is a really messy food.it doesn't even taste good
>>9553777No sirI do not wish to go down on a pone, sir.
>>9553744Life ain't all sunshine bro. You just gotta deal with it.Just like Dash did when helping out FS with the wedding.>>9553765I haven't even made any greentexts.
>>9553756dang it darf i want to give my heart to ponyand you want me to stomp on pony's heart
>>9553756>she wants it so bad she lets you do anal>it's pretty rough and she doesn't say much other than a few squeaks that escape her mouth after every thrust>after you finish up and leave her ass a red mess, she turns around and mutters "thank you"
>>9553824You've never even met a pone
>>9553800>eats with her hoof>talks with her mouth full of foodshe probably chews with her mouth open too.i'd hook her in the jaw
>>9553851>>9553815Come on guys, she didn't know anyone was watching.
>>9553815So like a human?
Hey MLPG what OC askblogs do you follow?
>there will never be an adventuran pony mmo
Damn it, MLPG. Can you please look after your faggot serpent? I caught him giving out free blowjobs on the corner. I'm trying to run a business here!
>>9553795Look within yourself. Your words are true and skilled. Every unf and feels reaction they have elicited rings within you.You must believe in the writer that lies within
>>9553843unfany idea what this would be like for other pones? i think i'm gonna do the fluttershy one, but other ones could be fun tooalso, second person would work for this, yeah?
Is there any bait in this thread?
>>9553862Why does it matter if someone's watching?
>>9553847I'll have you know I've patted a ton of ponies in my dayAt least threeAnd I even almost didn't cry when I rode one.
WowThe Japanese dub is really really good
>>9553875Rarity pls go
>>9553870Ask the Diamond Dogs
>>9553870A bunchmost of them haven't updated in months though
>>9553887The intro is fucking amazing too
>>9553873>there will never be any good mmos again
>>9553878Dashthe degrading aspect would be better in my opinion
>>9553862....so she just talks with her mouth full to herself?That pony has problems
Wow, I really like how this cowgirl is turning out.Making hooves for feet feels like I'm cheating, though.
>>9553870Oh god hes just like me!
>>9553886>talking about ponies>in a pone discussionWhat does that have to do with anything?
>>9553746>Dash and FS tried to date a while>figured it couldn't work out>years later FS gets a boyfriend>Dash starts getting jealous all of a sudden and shows off more in front of 'Shy whenever she and her bf are together>doesn't understand why
>>9553878do dashwatching her slowly get more desperate, her confident facade crumbling as she tries to convince you to give it to her...
>>9553878A Twilight one would be nice, with a big split lip, a bloody nose, and a defeated look on her face
>>9553870>http://sliceofponylife.tumblr.com/I think it's great.
>>9553756DARF PLEASE STOPWRITE SOMETHING LIGHTHEARTED FOR ONCEI AM TOO DRUNK FOR THIS
>>9553870Help me, AnonWhat is this picture from?
>>9553912But anon...Ponies are pone
>>9553878Yeah, I think second person might be best for thisYou know who might be fun?CelestiaYeah, its even less realistic than a normal cartoon pony, but fuck now that its in my head I love the idea
>>9553886I'm picturing a 25ish year old fat man riding on a pony crying while wearing a fluttershy shirt and cargo shorts
>>9553870Hobopony>tfw Tess is alive
>>9553889>Tried to imply all ask blogs are OC>No one got upset. How do I bait
>>9553800Did you just make this?the world needs more fluttershy eating cheese
>>9553952>not "Sick man uses toys on a wet bitch.gif"
>>9553934i don't wanna>>9553925i don't wanna do the same thing for dash thoughlike, would there be a unique spin on itor is she just desperate for love too?in fact, i think the theme might be too similari could see it working for twilight thoughshe's so nerdy, she'd be worried about being alone forevermaybe she'd let you hit her, or not get mad at you after you did itthat'd be interesting>>9553926as mentioned here, i think
>>9553962No, it's a few months old but I can't remember who did it. Maybe Xieril
>>9553954>Tried to imply all ask blogs are OCBut... You didn't.
I don't even know what to say.
>>9553923Oh fuck you.
>>9553970twilights a princess now so its lamedo dash
>>9553896Good games don't make money
>>9553988What the fuck is ffs?
>More googly ponies showing up on derpibooru keeps showing up.>No source as usual.Hey asshole, how am I supposed to be the blatant brony follower fluff if you don't source my shit?Guess I will do it myself...
>>9553988>reading derpibooru's comments>arguing on derpibooru>caringI seriously hope etc.
>>9553985I will never not find this funny. Did Appleblewm suicide after that? I hope not.
>>9553996Why does Nobody always care about the stupidest shit when he could be drawing
>>9553985>It's almost been a yearDamn I'm getting old.
how would you comfort her when she comes home from work sobbing with 2 black eyes?
are any of my flutterdash bros here?you guys like preening?
>>9554003For fuck's sake.
>>9554012Punch her cooter
>>9554014I'm always here
>>9554016what did I do? I just want to know what ffs means.
>>9553970>Twilight gets her wings>all her friends start alienating her>you're the only one left>no matter what you do she's to terrified of loneliness to leave
>>9554012fuck the socket
>>9554012Who actually says "shall"?
>>9554008no, he still lives
>>9554014Only when fluttershy is the one getting preened.Ok fine dash getting preened is ok too
>>9554014I'm the guy doing all that flutterdash bad end but hell yeah i do
>>9554045pretentious bags of dick who probably wear fedoras
>>9554036April Fool's was yesterday.On the off chance you're serious that's what FFS means. "For Fuck's Sake."
>>9554014How do I have NO FlutterDash preening?
>>9554070FUCK ALL THREESNUGGLE ALL THREESLAP THE TREES
>>9554070Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
>>9554070snuggle ABslap Sweetie on the assfuck scootaloo, hard but sensual
>>9554045Me.For example, I shall beat the shit out of youJust an example.
>>9554070>snuggleScootaloo>slapApplebloom on the bum>fuckSweetie Belle
>>9554075......not him but. I didn't know that. I just assumed it was just a shorter fffff pr fgsts
>>9554085That's some shitty parenting right there
>>9554070SNUGGLE SWEETIESLAP APPLEFUCK SCOOTALOO
>>9554081Nobodys been asking for it
>>9554070Snuggle all of them
>>9554032>>9554051>>9554055>>9554074>>9554081if you're ok with >fanfiction instead of art I just found something.. interesting:http://www.fimfiction.net/story/90045/4/of-a-feather/sensation
>>9553788>Pinkie will never bounce a tied-up Gilda in her lap while wearing one of her custom strap-ons>Gilda will never deny that she could ever get off from some sick dweeb like Pinkie doing this to her>Gilda will never grit her teeth and arch her back as she tries to fight down an orgasm
>>9554012Make sure she's okay.Comfort her, get her ice-packs, take her to the hospital if necessary.Ask who did it to her when she feels safe.Stay by her side.Find the person's address, and give them half-again what they gave her.
>>9554070I'm not going to snuggle or slap a pony!
>>9554070Slap Sweetie BelleFuck Apple BloomSnuggle ScootalooSlap Sweetie Belle again
>>9554070>Any contact with any of them>EverYou silly.
>>9554099May I ask how you manage to wear that trenchcoat in the middle of summer?
>>9554070>FUCKFillies are not for sexual
>>9554085is that intended to be sexualor whatbecause butts are usually supposed to be for sexual
>>9554115Well I ask for it right now.Where is some dash preening fluttershy?
hey guys! i'm i too late for the /fag/ottry?
>>9554070Applebloom: cunnilingusScootaloo: cunnilingusSweetie Belle: cunnilingus
>>9554121unfreluctant orgasms are so hot
>>9554143Fillies are exclusively for sexual
>>9554121Why is there never art like this?
>>9554121>Gilda will never reflexively wrap her tail around Pinkie Pie's as the first one hits
>>9554119Thanks, I don't have the time to read it right now, but I'll look through it later.
>>9554121>Gilda>Grit her teeth
>starting to rainComfy time. Wish I could be on the porch with AJ watching it.
>>9554166>fillies>posts older humanspls
>>9554182Obviously he's talking about humanisations.
>>9554070Snuggle all threeSlap anonymousFuck off to make my homeworkcheckmate
>>9554182Didn't see that.Nice.
>Pony>SexualKissing and cuddles only. Doing both at the same time are how babies are made
>>9554206>making your own homeworkDoesn't that defeat the purpose of homework?
>>9554184>in the rain with applejack >she is strumming on her banjo singing softly
>>9554173You know what could be hot, that I've never seen?Gilda trying to rape Pinkie in revenge or whatever, but Pinkie just enjoys everything she triesAnd Gilda just keeps getting more and more extreme, to the point where she isn't even really in charge any more and its just Pinkie forcing Gilda to do things to her
>>9554191I would fuck these too, anon
>>9554184 You know. Totally off topic but. I've always felt like a weirdo for enjoying the rain. People would always think I was weird for enjoying a stroll in the rain home instead of taking the bus. And in shows its always either "WE ARE IN LOVE IN THE RAIN" or its "RAIN IS BAD GET THE FUCK INDOORS"
It's kind of scary to think I could probably carry on a lengthy conversation about MLP with a 5 year old that also watches the show.
>>9554246Na, rain is great
NO BOOKER YOU ARE THE BAD GUYS
>>9554246my negro. i love when it's rainy. fuck the sunlight.
>>9554246Rain is fantastic.Unless you are driving.In Texas.Holy shit nobody in Texas can handle rain
>>9554248To be fair, you could do that with Family GuyIt doesnt mean anything
>>9554229But I don't have nerds who would do it for me.Also one of them is a video project and I love video editing.
>>9554267I just wanted to know where her sister is.
>>9554267YOU HAVE A MOUTH DON'T YOU?!OPEN WIDE SO I CAN GIVE YOU MY Sugarcube
>>9554267Sweetie and Scoot versions when
>>9554248>Not discussing the show with your younger sister.I find it cute how she calls Twilight "The smart one", and Pinky "The crazy one."
>>9554246People think other people are weird for liking things society tells them not to like.
>>9554246>>9554184>>9554261>>9554272>>9554286I didn't know I was surrounded by so many niggasRain is the fucking best.
>>9554300obligatory ass post.
>>9553875Same here, but I'm more toward winter cold and snow. Everyone I know complains when it's 50 out and are shocked to see me wearing only a shirt un-phased when it's around 30.
>>9554241Is it strange if I like little girls and think they are super cute, but not in a sexual way, to just want to protect them, teach them important things and make them happy, like if they were a little cousin or something?
>Actually thinking CMC is useful for anything other than being talking flesh-lights
>>9554272>it starts raining at a theme park>you're the only one who isn't disappointed.Fuck everyone. It adds to the atmosphere. Rain is also a nice relief after walking around a hot place.
>>9554312.....how does she call Pinkie the crazy one when there's Rarity?
>>9554335Except for the roller coasters closing...
>>9554246Aw shit we rain now?
>>9554330That's disgusting, anon.
>>9554340The ugly one?
>>9554295Don't worry TexAJ would lead you along and then friendzone you Just like every other girl
>>9554182Gilda has teeth, though.
>rain stopped alreadyFUCK TEXAS
>>9554347>You will never be a pegasus and get to cruise though a light rainstorm
>>9554212But ponies kiss and cuddle foals.You've just made an entire race of pedophiles, you sick fuck.
>>9554365>not living in the land of rain
>>9554362Boy, Dash sure does seem enameled with her mouth!
>>9554341Indoor rides bro.
>>9554330Anon just become a father, you fucking creeper
>>9554375just a planned
>>9554326Aw man I could snow and cold all year long
>>9554369>You will never be there for Dash after she gets home from a rough day in the rainy skies with a warm towel and hot soup
>>9554212also penis in vaginathat step is important
Gilda is my favorite female griffon on the show.
>>9554365Rain stopped here hours ago.
>Tfw Rain gives me the hugest of art boners>Tfw in doesn't rain>TFW Rainy Mood still puts me in the mood
>>9554369>you will never get to fly through any kind of weather;_;
>live in new york>either too hot or too cold
>>9554121>"This is super fun, isn't it Gilda?">"You can cum if you want to~">"You have THE prettiest pussy! Nice and slippery, too! You must be having a lot of fun up there~"
>>9554407Oh man that sounds goodreminds me of coming in from a long day on the slopes
>>9554173>They continue like this for another hour>Gilda's pants openly with her tongue hanging out as she moves her hips in time with Pinkie's thrusts>She still tries to slur that she's not enjoying any of it
>>9554341Since family comes visit often, it saves money for me to just get an annual pass to disney. I sometimes just go to walk around and absorb the atmosphere.
>>9554332>implying they aren't the best characters of the showIgnoring the fact that I would probably sexually them if I had the chance they're pretty much are examples of why I love the show (they're damn cute, constant interactions with each other, comedy)
>>9554415That's optional though.
After like, years or something, I got some lines done. Anything look weird or out of place before I color it?
>Try to write something out in an Octavia thread>Thread overrun with poorly written fapfiction and a Trixie dumpBoy that sure kills a generous mood.Anyway, what's good MLPG?
>rain started againClouds trollin me. IS THAT YOU DASH?
>>9554430Perfect spring weather last for 2 hours sometime mid April and then everything is sweatyguy.jpg
>>9554456That huge smile on Marker Pony made me smile, gjWhere are they going?
>>9554430I know this location and I know this feel
>>9554456who's the smaller pony?
>>9554450but it's how they deliver their pony sperm to the pony eggspinkie even has an educational song about it
>>9554456What is the older pony's Cutie mark supposed to be?Also they're huge. Like, a lot bigger than a normal pony.
>>9554425>Tfw the smell of rain puts me in an art mood>tfw rainymood doesn't work for me
>>9554470And it's been too fucking cold since fucking October since fucking sandy, fuck this state
>live in florida>it's almost summer>a few months of rain all the fucking time
>>9554460>writing shitty fanfiction>complaining about shitty fanfictionhypocrite much?
>>9554456Should you be able to see the little ponie's other back leg?
>>9554369>and then a huge thunderstorm rolls into town>but with the help of your trusted unicorn friend you're able to control most of it>until a stray lightning bold hits you in the back and blows up wing
>>9554499No really, maybe a little.That is supposed to be a filly on the left too
>>9554495>>9553985ITT: images and phrases you will see years after MLPFIM that will trigger your memories of MLPG
>>9554231this sounds fucking hot
>>9554475>>9554476Marker Pony, Hiatus Pony, and MLPG.co Pony are all going to a party of some sort together.>>9554499Cutie mark is a ded horse. And she's so big because so's the hiatus.>>9554516Ooh, yes. Thanks for the catch!
>>9554428>You will never run on fog>No one will ever draw a pegasus sprinting up a foggy staircase
>>9554456MLPG.co fourth leg?
>no rain until monday
>>9554534>implying even if I lived to be 1000 I will ever not be able to associate pony and the names of ponies with MLP/mlpg
>>9554499>>9554545Fleur was a big pony too
>>9554553Sup North Dakota.
>>9554460What were you trying to write?
>>9553988He's got a good point.You suck and you should quit.
>>9554557Last summer was brutal man
>>9554557I just want it to be fucking cold and snowy
>>9554581Wow, not even closeI live in AZ
>>9554553>tfw bright sunny days and all the rain is around youThey're huge goddamn thunderheads too and they all sit on the horizon and laugh at me.
>>9554437>She's so cold she's nearly shivering, but is too tough to say anything>You just smile at her stubbornness and warp the towel around her, letting her lean into you as you rub some warmth back into her cold limbs>"Jeeze, you're made of ice!">"I'm f-fine!">"Yeah yeah, tough girl. C'mon, lets get some food in you.">You pull up a chair and serve her a lovingly prepared hot vegetable soup. Just mildly spicy, just the way she likes it. >Both of you warm and full, you retire to the couch to relax where she practically melts on top of you and falls sleep
>>9554590They say tomorrow's going to be hotter.
>>9554514Oh, its you.And yes there is a difference in quality when they simply go: Octavia walked inside. She was only wearing a jacket. She removed it slowly. Rain fell from her jacket. And then I stuck my dick in her mouth.One can at least present it properly, instead of like that.
>>9554522>trusted unicorn friend>thunderstormOh you fucking nigger.
>>9554501I know man, I want to move on to hoodies already but it's still too cold and I'm wearing my winter jacket.
>>9554500>Nobody has captured the smell of rain in a candle.
>>9554610You said you were going to call Sears yesterday.
I just came closer to committing suicide than I ever have before in my life. I had the trigger halfway down. I'm fucking crying right now.
>>9554610 ANOTHER SCORCHER
>>9554598>living in arizona
>>9554604Me of course.
sweet apple secrets update
>>9554595>tfw it's still 30 degrees and rainy hereToo bad it could be a sauna later this week. Fucking weather, man.
>>9554610Don you fucking dare
>>9554626I'll call tomorrow
>>9554604Twily Could you imagine all the things from books she would try?
>>9554604Apple Milf. No survivors.
>>9554642YOU'LL CALL NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING SWEAR
>>9554632It's best state
>>9554629the fact that you didn't is a step in the right directioni can't tell you why you might or might not be thinking about iti'd just hope that this is an eye-opener enough for you to talk to someone about ityou can talk to me if you want to, but i don't know that i'll be much help
>>9554629I'M A PRINCESS! ARE YOU A PRINCESS TOO?
>>9554644But what if she was an anthro?
>>9554601HnnnggWhy is Dash so damn cute?
>>9554642You'll call now!
>>9554432>"Hee hee! We're really getting soaked here! We're gonna turn this bed into a raft!">"Aw, you don't have to be so shy, silly filly!">"Ooh! Let me turn on the vibration, then we can really start having fun~"
>>9554634who ARE you?
>>9554601>warp the towel around herIT IS A GOOD DRY
>>9554684I'll call now.
>>9554671I want this commercial drawn with Tex and ApplejackPlease
>>9554604Applejack. I-If she wanted.
>>9554582Someone wanted an Octavia fic, so I was just going to write something feely. But by the time I was ready the thread had fallen apart. Shame.
>>9554629>SuicideDon't do it man
>>9554615Thhen why don't you try finishing it?
>>9554629upload your pony folder before you do it
>only commissions>start at $1000 and increases depending on the complexity>shipping is $300Welp, i guess i will never have a gigantic pony, though is not like i can afford a smaller one either
>>9554687what is gilda saying during all of thishow many times does she comei need to knowforscience
>>9554615>I'm above fapfiction>I'm inherently better than anybody else, and my struggles for my art and my unpopularity proves it>everybody knows it too, except for this one hateanon>my shit don't stink
>>9554694DO YOU HEAR THE PONIES TOO?
>>9554698Holy shit tex pls
>>9554712ManImagine how much cocaine you could smuggle inside that
This is now a sears threadPost sears
>>9554700The you should definitely try and finishing it. There's barely any solo Octavia work around.
>>9554661I told you I was too drunk for this shit darf.
>>9554432She dabs a couple of fingers into Gilda's cleft of Venus, coming away with a dollop of her fluids>She puts one in her mouth, her eyes drifting closed as she greedily sucks on it.>"Mmm-- yummy!">"Gilda, you HAVE to taste your pussy!">she shoves her other finger into Gilda's mouth while she continues to pound her.
>>9554695Arizona is pretty nice.They have open carry.
>>9554623And I'll never reveal my secret.There is no rain smell. The water around you just heightens your sense of smell. What you're smelling is already there. Try farting next time you're in the shower.
>rain picked up fastO-okay Dash the jokes over.
>>9554689this will answer all your questiions:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRF6LCZsLE
>>9554700you're as bad at coming up with excuses as you are at writing stories
>>9554601A-am I Fluttershy?
>>9554748Flash Flood warnings?
>>9554738alcohol is no excuse for not looking for helpget some sleep and talk to someone in the morning
>>9554712That's lame, I would rather spend 300 bucks shipping on this manly bookcase.
>>9554610>>9554626>>9554642>>9554684>>9554696Good job men, my sides have been breached.
>>9554762No, she's just shivering No one wants worthless-est horse.
>>9554730I WORK THERE. PLEASE STOP
>>9554762have you ever s-shivered?
>>9554739Those ponies are cute.
>>9554748YOU WANT RAIN? YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FUCKER
>>9554718>No, stop! I nnnnnggghhhhah~!
>>9554743>Crazy conservatives in Phoenix>Crazy hippies in Sedona >Desert, desert everywhere
>>9554776>that book caseOH GOD I WANT IT
>>9554743My fucking nigga.
>>9554730>>9554671I am going to be on my goddamn deathbed and I am going to call the one watching over me close and I am going to make my last words "I'll call now."
>>9554779When you're rife
>>9554748WELCOME TO TEXAS NIGGER
>>9554742Continue, anonymous. You have a gift.
>>9554807Didn't Lauren make a comment about shitting in clouds at one point?
>>9554796Well I'm a crazy conservativeI've never been to Sedona, thoughAnd the heat isn't bad at all
>>9554807wow dash is such a bitch
>>9554687>>9554718>"FFFFFUCK-- YOU-- !!!!">"I SWEAR--- I'M GO--hhh~--gonna KICK YOUR ASS-- wh-when--- whenIcome-->"You can fuck me if you want, but let's have a little more fun like this, okay?"
tfw there is no pinkie pie tail wrap porn
>>9554635I like where this is goingsmut update when
>>9554700Could you write about Octavia getting pregnant
>>9554758You're just precious. >>9554736Really? Well, perhaps I'll still give it a shot then. At worst I could hopefully get some of those others to at least try to write better.
>>9554826She was trying to be helpful and wash the mud off!
>>9554835PFFFFAHAHA MOST AUTISTIC HORSES CONFIRMED
>>9554823I always assumed that was how the 'chocolate' rain happened in RoH
>>9554808>When your waifu's masturbatin,
>>9554811I know im used to this shit, just wanted to continue the joke
>>9554845And that's not Twilight breast expansion
>>9554823Yeah, but that was long after she was kicked off the show when she was literally shitposting on twitter
>>9554840Would you let Pinkie Pie wrap her tail around your arm?
>Calling to the Night comes on PandoraWelp. I know what I'm drawing
>>9554845Is his tumblr still private? Did he throw a huge hissy fit over something?
>>9554872So, every night?Because I can't satisfy her.
>>9554836god i can picture her voice in that second sentenceunf>tfw this will never be a real fic
>>9554782Can I get your number? Maybe I can call you tomorrow and you can hook me up with a sweet deal on home cooling.
>>9554845I like KC's anthros, guilty pleasure
>>9554903>picture her voice
>>9554888I fucking love that song.
>>9554927Anon, I smell what you're writing, and it feels loud.
>>9554903>>tfw this will never be a real ficYou have the talent, darf. You can rectify this.
What're you listening to /co/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEpAtTe-oJY
>>9554939Fuck, stop typing - your words taste like burnt ashes.
>>9554942welldarf can rect anyway
>>9554918He's very cartoony and I appreciate his style, but holy fuck does it get boring after the 5 millionth time of seeing it.
>>9554856I-if you want you can get an Octavia pic that's related to your fic ad submit it to this>>9552348>>9552351
>>9554950http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXhchO5hqsA shit Mashup that I can't stop listening to