Old thread: >>9546165Topic: What other kingdoms (not Equestria) would you like to see in the show?
Rat waifu grew on me. I have to admit. Less feral and more dorky = awesome.
>>9549385Griffon Kingdom.I'm so fucking ready.
griffonsthe griffon kingdom would be awesome
>arrive in Equestria>Twilight is the first to find you>she says she can cast 1 spell on you, whatever you wantwhat do you ask for
Why is he so perfect?
>>9549385Huge dicked stallion kingdom.
>>9549494>Hi!>STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMPYou don't sneak up on a nigga with magnetic boots
>>95494301. What about MLP made you want to draw?2. Do you see yourself continuing to draw post ponies?
>>9549488I want to be the pretty mare.
booker dewitt is father comstock
>>9549488TO BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
>>9549488All I want is to be able to help her out in her magical studies.
>>9549385>concordia_by_equestria_prevailsdid he ever do another comic?the first one was breddy cool
>>9549399Oh god anonWhy would you want that.No one deserves that to happen to them.
>>9549488I want to be a cute futa mare
If you could have any pony you wanted, main, background, even OC, which one would you want?
>>9549488I wish for more wishes
>>9549532>>9549518>Twilight sends you back to earth for being weirdGame Over
>>9549524I don't have a better answer than this.
>>9549497In your heart.
>>9549488wingspleasei beg youwings
>>9549488give my cake physiologyPinkie Pie will be all over me
>>9549552Do they still get to be pretty mares?
>>9549499>business owner>top notch chef>devoted husband and father>manly chin>looks like he could grow a wicked beard>married to one of the hottest pieces of ass in town
>>9549488I'm going to cast a spell on her.
>>9549488the ability to use magic
>>9549536Probably the fandom version of Lyra, since she would be the least likely to want to go back.
>>9549536Derpy.Starting deconstruction business.
>>9549552Am I a cute futa mare on earth?
>>9549488>brony fantasiesRarity would simply not tolerate your awful fashion sense. "A fedora and sandals? Pu-lease! As the fashionista in ponyville, it is my job to do my best to show this newcomer how to dress with style and pinache!"She'd get you to dress better, and try to get you to have better hygiene. But she would grow frustrated. You wouldn't follow her commands. She'd get tired trying to get you to bathe and take care of yourself. The other ponies would try to help too. But it'd be all the same. They'd get tired of your bullshit.What I'm getting at is that brony fantasies about the ponies are immature. They have awful personalities, and would push the ponies away just as much as real women.
>>9549547You're a man of few words
>>9549488>what do you ask forask her for a raincheck and explore for a bit before I decide
>>9549536>tfw no cute pony's head in your lap, bobbing and lapping at you as she looks up at you innocently until you can't hold back anymore
>>9549531Because that's how real life is bro. It ain't all cute ponies and rainbows.Now if only I could make this into a proper fic.
>>9549601Twily please its importantI need to know what I should ask for
what if all the mares in town wanted your cock so bad that you couldn't walk to the store for milk without being assaulted
A Roman Empire in Equestria.Capital is ConstablenopleSpecies is wolves.very militaristic. wants to conquer everything around them
>>9548745>You're nervousness gets the better of you>she puts her hooves to your chest and gently pushes you back down>she can feel your heart pounding so hard>moves up to cup your face and stare into your eyes for a moment>Her face lowers to swallow up your sight just as she flicks the light out"Do I feel different from a human girl~?"
>>9549396Hooves are sexy, >ships are stupid, sealing-wax is useful, cabbages are delicious, kings are obsolete, the sea is boiling hot due to global warming and Twily definitely has wings.There, many things have been spoken of.
>>9549640EVERY TIME WITH THIS, ANON.
>>9549450>Rat waifuSorry, that position was filled by Freya long ago
>>9549663>Capital is Constablenople>ConstablenopleYou saw that red underlined and knew it was spelled wrong. You could have right clicked and have the proper spelling revealed to you. It's two clicks anonymous. Why didn't you fix it?
Now that you have your favorite pony with you, what do you do?Would you make her feel more comfortable, get to know her? Would you let her sleep in your bed, and you on the couch?
>>9549693I'd show her around my mansion and make her dinner, maybe just talk around the fireplace on the beach about our world cause she'd be new to it.
Jesus, questing is tiring as hellSo fun, though!
>>9549691>not going for the horse pun>not saying it was Istanbull
>>9549670I'm not sure how I feel about a horse wanting me inside them, I would likely get an erection but still be embarrassed
>>9549691are you just pretending to not get the joke anon?
>>9549713>subtle try for self advertisment
>>9549619No one in MLPG considers themselves a brony.Besides, I personally am fit, handsome, independent, sociable, and well-dressed. My introversion and lack of many friends is the only reason I'm here on 4chan.
>>9549712So has he injected his shaving fetish into this comic yet?
>>9549693Go down to the retention pool behind Walmart and shoot frogs with a pellet gun while sipping warm beers that we stole out of our parents' garages
>>9549536Seriously? any one?This one.
GIVE METHE BLUEST PONY
>>9549670>"do I feel different to a human girl?"Uh.. um.. yeah. Totally different. I know because I have sampled many human vaginas in my time. Yep.
>>9549619>Implying I would wear clothes.
>>9549643God dammit Sweetie is not for sexual so why am I imagining this with her?
>>9549670I think pretty much all mouths feel the same
>>9549729>lack of many friendssometimes I feel 4chan is holding me back in making friendsyou guys are so much more interesting than anyone I meet in real life...
>>9549736She's pretty blue.
>>9549733...you chose Applejack didn't you?
>>9549736HERE YOU GO
>>9549756She doesn't know what she's doing, but she knows you like it and wants to make you happy
>>9549729>My introversion and lack of many friends is the only reason I'm here on 4chan.I'm mostly the same, but I wonder sometimes if the causal relationship here is reversed.
>>9549767>sometimes I feel 4chan is holding me back in making friendsIt is. It's a huge timesink and is rather addicting.
>>9549729>Most people don't
>>9549748Do you think pones would tease you for being a permavirgin?
>>9549756You're her sexual awakening.You're not going to hurt her, are you?
I'm in a mood for some terrible >fanart. Give me the worst expressions you can find.
>>9549767It's easier when you can find people who share similar interests with a few clicks.
>>9549782>>9549783>>9549729you substitute social interaction with the internet, try going a few days without using the internet at all, you won't be able to function
>You will never marry pony and make her the happiest little filly in the world
>>9549663>season 4 begins with Equestria under seige by the Empire>mfw
>>9549791>Really? You haven't even tried it with a minotaur?
>>9549654Well fuck you anon.Dammit now I want to read a fic about thisAny writefags here willing to take a request?
>>9549797I can't call that awful if it brings joy to my heart. If it was done perfectly it'd just be another generic "Happy Pinkie" picture now wouldn't it?
>>9549718What? You're just sharing a bed. She likes you, but not that way.
>>9549731I think I remember a shaving joke, but I gave up looking for the particular stripI think he did, but I might have just expected it
>>9549803no tears anon
>>9549802Tell me something I don't know, bruv.
>>9549791probably, but they'd enjoy taking your innocence and blowing your mind, they'd take it slow and make it an experience you'll never forget
>>9549802>try going a few days without using the internet at all, you won't be able to functiondependsyou just need something else to occupy your timeI went to cookery school for 3 months and used the internet for maybe 20 minutes a day on average max because there was so much shit to dosame when I'm on vacation, I don't even bring my laptop anymore because I don't miss it anywayyet when I'm at home there are days where I never even leave my house
>>9549803I would marry either humanized pony or pony ponybut fuck I want to lace my fingers with hers so bad
>>9549828She's asking me if she feels different than a human, she's got cock on the brain.
>>9549803>You do marry her>She hates your guts after a few years>You realize you're still a terrible, unlikeable person
>>9549860Staring into your fuckin' soul man.
>Option 1:You can have ONE pony come to earth and live with you. After a year, however, your pony will get impossibly homesick and depressed. After a year and 6 months, she will commit suicide. You don't know the day. You can't convince her otherwise. You can't stop it.>Option 2:You go to Equestria, but are given a fatal illness. You lose the use of your legs after five days. You can't move your arms after ten.Your organs start failing after two weeks. You can only move your eyes after three weeks. You die in a month. The disease is incurable and noncontagious, but your ponies will be there with you the whole time>Option 3:____________________________________________Mystery Box________________________________[mystery box will be revealed in 5 minutes]
>>9549791they'd make fun of the faces and noises you make when you're cumming
>wolves decked in steel>marching as oneMUH LEGION
>>9549876Seems like she just wants a kiss
>>9549880>you will never stop being an unsavory creature
>>9549880>kill her in her sleep and spare her a life of pain
>>9549836>Tell me something I don't know, bruv.Bananas are a good source of potassium?
>>9549897THE BOXTHE BOX
>>9549880I dunno. Relationships change people; if you really love someone, and you're doing something that hurts them, you'll stop.
>>9549897Those are all terribl--Mystery Box.
>>9549897Those are shitty options, fuck you.
>>9549897Did you co-write ME3's ending? Option 3.
>>9549897Mystery boxThe first two are worse than suffering alone as I already am
>>9549897Always mystery box.
>>9549897The box man, those other ones are too harsh.
>>9549385that looked like Princess Roseluck in the thumbnail
>>9549897Nobody this is the stupidest shit. Just give me the goddamn box.
>>9549792N-no. I'd try to be as gentle as possible>>9549778How can i make her also happy?
>>9549911she's a very winky pony
>>9549897Nobody what the fuck, show us that box already.
>>9549897THE BOX! THE BOX!
>>9549880>tfw I'll never be good enough for her >tfw I'm not what she needs as a companion >tfw I'm not strong enough for her
>>9549949Use your imagination.
>tfw going through pony folder and seeing ancient images and memes
>There will never be a serious well done MLP:FiM series that could be enjoyed by kids and adults>that takes the canon and backstory very seriously>with an overarching plot>and plot twists>and world building>and the rare deathOh man. I thought that Season 1 was going somewhere. Then S2 stagnated. Then S3 jumped the shark so hard.
>>9549385>Viking culture>Giants, or Bear People, or something like that.
>>9549911she wants to kiss me below the belt, that's what she's after
>>9549925>Twilight just does her breathing exercise and carries on as normal
>>9549880>You realize you're still a terrible, unlikeable personbut I'm not anonI am loved by pretty much everyone I meet
>>9549969Anon, stop. You're hurting me too.
Protect the one thing you want to protect until the end.
>>9549969>tfw I don't trust myself not to be emotionally abusive
>>9549555Not as good as it sounds. She just telepathically manipulates the muscles in your penis until you orgasm out onto the grass.No use of her mouth, hooves, tongue, and absolutely no swallowing.
Would your pone waifu try to stop your spiral of self-destructive behavior and substance abuse, recognizing that you're a wounded and scared child?
>>9549828Who shares a bed with someone they're not in love with?
>>9549985You forgot:>doesn't have shitty horse puns everywhere for place names
>>9549985sounds like you have unreasonably high expectations of the show and want it to be what it never started out too be
>>9549987>bear peopleBears are already animals in the setting.I'd like to see Saddle Arabia.
>>9549925>>9549927>>9549928>>9549936>>9549937>>9549942>>9549944>>9549947>>9549953>>9549957>>9549964>>9549971>>9549979>>9549980>>9549995EA takes over the entire gaming industry.
>>9549974>tfw your early 2011 pony images went into your /b/ folder
>>9550012fuck off aspy
>>9549911well, I can give her that much
>>9550012I'll protect pinkie!
>>9550031I've done it a few timesit's just a place to sleep, anon
>>9550044YOU DID CO-WRITE THAT SHITTY ENDING
>>9550044As long as EA's LA division dies first, because it's their fault EA is so shit.
Sometimes I think, Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we’re all just… biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?
>>9550047why does she want a fat throbbing dick so bad
>>9549969I like human Fluttershy's that don't make her have huge breasts or hips or anything like that.
>>9550042so are dogsand yet we have diamond dogs
>>9549985But S3 had more of a focus on continuity and adventures, DYEWTS?
>>9549985You should learn to appreciate things for what they are, and not for what you want it to be
>>9549925That chest looked familiar
>>9550012But she's not real! I can't protect her!
>>9550042>Saddle Arabia>all the Arabian ponies giggle at and mock the ponies for being so small
>>9550044these are the worst choices ever
>>9549985Season 4 should be going places
>>9549729Same. Except I'm also a bit awkward.
>>9550044Well, shit.Still better than me or my waifu dying. Besides, this will hasten the collapse of the gaming industry.It is a good thing.
>>9550069I have a perfectly serviceable guest bed. There's no need for her to sleep in mine.
>>9550044buenoit will just make everything crash fasterand kickstarter isn't part of the industry, so jokes on you
>>9550031But she does love you. You're her special human friend
>>9550078>Sometimes I think, Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we’re all just… biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?Something Twilight would say when drunk and depressed.
>>9550044I don't play games anyway
>>9550084So what can bears be?Magma bears?
>>9550083"Shy girl has huge tracts of land" is very overdone.
>>9550078>WaitingI'm gonna kill myself within the yearI can feel it
>>9550080Because it belongs to youand she loves you
>>9550069And sex is just a thing friends do sometimes.
>>9550094>even the children are a little taller than your average Equestrian mare
>>9550044Games are for dorks, so whatever.
>>9550078You're just a brain in lightless skull living vicariously through an organism you consider a body.
>>9550108>Season 4 should be going places
>>9550080>implying all mares don't want a fat throbbing dick inside them
>>9550078I think about the same thing all the time, anon. I'm not even worried about it anymore, I just want it to hurry up.
>>9550112What kind of filename is that?
>>9550094>>9550144>Rarity faints at the sight of huge Saddle Arabian stallions
>>9550094>>9550042>>9550129Bears are stereotypical chicagoan
>>9550143What kind of filename is that?
>>9550083I like that kind of thing when I want to fapBut if she were actually real I'd want her to be like this
>>9550141I want to make a little pony squirt everywhere and collapse into an exhausted heap
>try to Google the sub>wont load>"This webpage has a redirect loop"Loop, huh?Didn't think the circklejerking was getting that bad!
>>9550120...and she wants to kiss her friend?does she just give those away willy-nilly?
>>9550034>hating punsThey are the highest form of comedy, plebeian.
>>9550175But they're just monsters.
>>9550113But then Atlus would die.And that's not good.
Amount of time watching the show and reading the comic vsamount of time in MLPG, on pony tumbls, and other pony fandom sites.
Please no Spike episode
>>9550083Skinny-to-the-point-of-anorexia Fluttershy is my favoriteIt just seems to suit her the bestOf course, she eats reasonably well.Just mostly vegetables and other produce with meat only rarely.
>>9550078>Sometimes I think, Is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we’re all just… biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?nopeevery time I feel into myself, letting go of everything I get giddy with excitement and joy, get the brightest smile you can imagine and if I keep going I burst into happy laughter
>>9550180too shy. this one is better >>9550083
>>9550192Only to special friends who are close enough
>>9550207hopefully i have the one i get saved on my computer
>>9550034>hating the punsFuck you. Get out of here.
>>9550190>googling the subIt's literally 7 characters on your keyboard. Just type the sequence in and you're in the sub.
>>9550169>at what she can see at eye level of course>a cock longer than her torso>and that's average around those parts.
>>9550192Anon, kisses don't mean anything.I've frenched everyone I know once or twice.
>>9550186she knowsshe sees the lust in your heart
>>9550230haha i dont!
>>9550236>She takes it all
>>9550236Well it's an average sight among her parts.
>>9550157>tfw no casual sex with a mare in heat who's over-enthusiastic and slams her hips back into you as hard as she can
>>9550215Crackles hands would feel cold and clammy all over you
>>9550169>>9550144>>9550094God damn it, those horses in Magic Duel were a huge fucking let downwe saw them in the season preview and were all "HOLY SHIT HORSES OMG OMG OMG"And nothing happened!
>>9550222I disagreeI want to hug her and dip my nose into her hair
>>9550252>he mounts her>she compliments him on his flavor
>>9550246I'd feel kind of self-conscious knowing that she knows all of my sexual fantasies about horses
>>9550271Which one did you like better?Ooh?or Aah?
>>9550270>implying not warm
>>9550078kinda surprised nobody has drawn a pony version yet
>>9550259YeahHer BUTT parts!
>>9550129Bare bears, the fiercely nude nudists from the Pines Land.
>>9550290Aah clearly had more personality, she is clearly the better horse
>>9550157What if all ponies were constantly horny all the time to the point where you got tired of it?
>>9550292Which pone would be who?
>>9550296I think it's time for you to butt out.
>>9550292But pony is which human?
>>9550290It's funny because you could ask the same question of Flitter and Cloud Chaser
Which pony is the most turbotastic?
>>9550286She isnt going to tell you what she knows, she'll only drop subtle hints to keep you on your toes
>>9550311You just like her because she was pink!>>9550335Not even comparable.
>>9550274>she giggles as you nuzzle your face into her silky locks>"Do you like it? Rarity gave me some new shampoo to try."
>>9550335they're both cute pegasi who I'd love to do a laundry list of sexual things to
>>9550326Granny Smith, AJ and Mac
>>9550328eyes up here, faglord
>pinkie pie will never be your cocktease
>>9550343Dash>attention whore>likes going fast
>>9550328>dem hipsShe may have them, but Rainbow will never have a Pinkie butt.
>>9550168>Guy on the left holding him by his nipples
>>9550271>>9550290>>9550335Cmon MLPG, we've done more then lessLets make completely stupid but popular head canon and fanon regarding the two Arabian horses from Magic Duel.Here, I'll start: they sit on really big, fancy cushions instead of chairs
Is someone going to storytime issue #6?Or you won't because >hurr we got it early with shitty scans
good night mlpg
Would pony give you a shoulder to cry on? Would they let you cry into their mane?
>>9550337>that RarityI'm dying
>>9550376>tfw she will never whisper filthy things in your ear and make you go weak at the knees with the things she can do with her tongue
>>9550326>>9550332Uh.Fuck I dont know.
>>9550334>The startled looks I get when I point to the autistic and badass button on my baghahahaha
I assume Storytime Anon is still going to do the iTunes version.
>>9550328>cropping such a beautiful picture
>>9550365>>9550326Foals AJ and Mac
>>9550337oh I get itit's .MOV
>>9550409>It's all pony.mov cosplayFinally something those lardos cosplaying as muh waifu can do right.
>>9550380Fancybutt is best butt
What are they talking about?
>>9550328>>9550429I want to put some white in that blue butt
>>9550400is it out yet?
>>9550441Oh, shit, I didn't even realize that. I just thought Fluttershy was a nod to it.
>>9550337>that Chunkity in the back
You have 10 seconds to describe the last book you read
>>9550425I would let Pinkie be my Queen Candy if I had hijacked a girly racing game and installed myself as their ruler.
>>9550328>you'll never hear Dash squeal in delight as you penetrate her slowly yet deliberately, her little legs twitching and kicking at the air
>>9550444she's got shock absorbers for high-intensity poundings
>>9550388They consider Luna more worthy of worship than Celestia, and even have a lunar calender.This is backed up by real life Saudi Arabia.
>>9550466It was alright, I guess.
>>9550470>"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY LEGS?"
>>9550466There were no ponies.
>>9550466Beauty's theory by Hume
Odds: Do something productiveEvens: Do something relaxing, like watch cartoons, play a game or get hammeredDubs: PONY
>>9550368>pony will never call you faglord
>>9550328That's not Apple
>>9550388They didn't even want to go to Ponyville at first, but found it very nice once they arrived.Also we could start with proper names can't we?I don't want to keep calling them Ooh and Aah
>>9550466>Arthur Dent is still in space
>>9550470>she's so sensitive that she's already soaked and winking furiously after a few minutes of foreplay
>>9550448>i want your wings princess
>>9550466>required reading>democracy mattersA black guy with like 4 PhDs describes how shitty my country is while having a bias toward black people.
>>9550466A Song of Ice and Fire... IN SPACEseriously it's awesome
>>9550470Dash being all affectionate during sex is too fun to imagine.
>>9550413>you will never experience her tongue around you, like a hot, oiled hand
>>9550495Oh, the name in english is "Aesthetic theories by David Hume", welp.
>>9550466It was kinda shit, but there was a centuar in it and for some reason that made me think of AJI quit partway through but I think she might have died or something
>>9550466Metafictional Vietnam War collection of short stories in a novel
>>9550337I would that pinkie
>>9550424>>9550457There's the early convention leak, but the official release isn't for like three weeks.
>>9550466The book of Genesis.
>>9550488They're kicky. And little.
>>9550377>>9550409>>9550427>>9550464>>9550471I know it's .MOV but fuck, I can't stop laughing you guys.
>>9550466Reading is for faggots.
>>9550466Its the future, but things are stagnating and society collapses. Smart people fuck off to their own world and rebuild. The rest of the galaxy tries to fuck them over. Eventually things are solved through emotional science. There were no ponies, but there was a mule
>>9550466Indian boy X Tiger
>>9550469Would you milk her duds?
>>9550463>>9550441The crazy scientist Twilight and Slutty Pie should have tipped you off
>>9550500Why not?Flim and Flam have simple and unconventional names as well.
>>9550483but nobody worships celestia
>>9550471What kind of reaction is that?
>>9549385Zebra Kingdom with leader voiced by James Earl Jones.
>>9550577Twilight doesBut shes a nerd so who cares
>>9550548hmmmmeh, gonna wait then, if I don't read on schedule I'll have to wait 7 weeks till the next issue and the comic is basically my lifeline for the hiatus
>>9550559life of pi pls
>>9550401>You'll never be Luna's assistant and closest friend>You'll never turn nocturnal for her>She'll never ask you to move into her room with her>"I-it's really big and and you don't have to pay rent!"
>>9550506>you rub your thumbs over the undersides of her front hooves>she climaxes instantly
>>9550569Science Twily is perfectly legitimate
>>9550337>Psychoshy>Rainbow Dead>Hamburgaty>Pinkie Slut>Crazy Twilight>ApplejackAnd people wonder why she's best ponyAlso: Why is Sombra there?
>>9550548I thought it was today/tomorrow
>>9550580A microscopic one
>>9550466Nabokov makes many jokes about an old Russian professor
>>9550574It's a bit silly though. Flim and Flam have pony names, these horses are foreign.
>>9550518she'd methodically and slowly tease you until you exploded, using little flicks on the underside of your head as you felt each pulse get stronger until the pressure was unbearable
>>9550597>turn nocturnal for her>turn>implying implications
>>9550597Hmm, I notice there's only the one bed... where am I going to sleep?
Which one should I do first?Gillou?Or Cowgirl?
>>9550563I'd nibble her Gusher until it exploded it's gooey juice all over my mouth.
>>9550444>>9550541Raributt is underrepresented in this day and age
>>9550604>>9550604>Twilight's hair in a bun2cute
>>9550588that's a really uncreative name for her
>>9550619Ok fineThey'll be called Ooh and Aah, but with really heavy throat noises
>>9550645I'm... not sure if I want to see the rest of that image.
>>9550604>>9550655>she will never test sexual magic on you under the guise of research, telling you to shut up and quit squirming whenever you started to
what does death feel like
>>9550680yes you do
>Starting to have feelings for a girl who is real life Applejack>Pinkie Pie is my absolute favorite>Afraid I'm going to end up drifting away from ponies
>>9550611chingy ching chong chang chingy chong?
>>9550680The ass is nice, but the human vagoo leaves much to be desired.
>>9550514>she wraps her legs around your waist, holding you hilt-deep inside her>"Ohmigossssh~"
>>9550657Larry's not very creative.
>>9550655>Man mJbut what does it mean?
>>9550645Yessir it is. We need more fancy squiggletail buttocks in this thread posthaste.Also, there really isn't enough pics of her using her squiggles to get some satisfaction from a random partner. I have only seen one pic with Fluttershy, but my poner demands more
>>9550657>bronies in charge of being creative
>>9550703like spiked dildos in every orificeanyway that's what YOUR death will feel like
>>9550691>I know it feels good, but quit moving, you're gonna skew the results!
>>9550703salty bags of milk
>>9550703You ever get slapped with a salmonSomething like that
>>9550604>>9550655Remember when Twilight's defining attribute was "smart" and not "princess"
>>9550680Go back to ponychan then.
>>9550708Go for it manI'm still looking for my real life Fluttershy
>>9550706whole pic pls
>>9550637Why not both?
>tfw Nightmare Rarity looks a lot like Purple Tinker's OC
>>9550703It feels like what it felt like before you existed.
>>9550742>>9550706My lust for ponies is rising to unhealthy levels
>>9550742>squishy pliant marshmallow buttholes
I plugged in my tablet and this happened.
>>9550760A vagina?That doesn't really help anon, he still doesn't know what it feels like.
>>9550737her defining attribute was aspie OCD with no common sense>smartlyl
>>9550731>she gives you a disgusted look and tells you to clean up after yourself when you finally cum
>>9550708Bullshit.Prepare to be disappointed.
>>9550729Fluttershy you're drunkDo you want me to walk you home?
>>9550759>looks a lot like PT's OC>looks a lotWhite streaks in hair = PT? I think not. Chill the fuck out sperglord.
>>9550759>Nightmare Tinker>Mandatory privilege checks>Executes cis scum for the crime of being privileged
>>9550772That man has a way with hips
>>9550792we bronies now
>>9550779Good. Now draw 1000 more.
>>9550765they are kind of seductive, though
>>9550703What if your existence after death is determined entirely by your mindset going in? Like, if you're happy and fulfilled about what you've accomplished in your life, you go to heaven or something similar. But if you're depressed, all you get is eternal torment.How much of MLPG would end up in the latter category?
Hey MLPG, do you like my new socks?
>>9550779Bon Bon, you don't have to lie to me.
>>9550625And to finish you off, she'd bury her face in your crotch and clamp her esophagus down, using her free hooves to pin you to the bed as you thrashed about in ecstasyAnd you'd by driven to the depths of unconsciousness by her throat rumbling around you with a satisfied "Mmm~"
>>9550729WHAT THE SHIT FLUTTERSHY
>>9550742wasn't there a fic that went with this?I'm not just thinking of Preggity, are I?
>>9550796FS is a mean and nasty drunk with a sadistic streak
>>9550746Is it possible this whole time I was merely deluding myself into like Pinkie when I in actually really liked Applejack?
>>9550809back, back, back it up
>>9550808Dammit Dash quit using those Luna runes.
>>9550784No. Before you were even conceived. Before you were a sperm. Before you were even a thought.
>>9550832get back to me when you're sober
>>95508322.3 pls, I can't put my dick in you, you might give me the slow.
>>9550713>both you and Dash are panting like crazy>"that-">she pecks your lips and hugs you tight, while still inside her>"-was awesome"
>>9550855But he's the only namefag who existed before everyone else
>>9550849Stupid sexy retard horse
I need more bohemian Rarity
>>9550841Discorded Fluttershy does things to my dick
>>9550827my boner can no longer be contained by this mortal vessel
>>9550867What about moot?
>>9550871IS THIS THE REAL HORSE
>>9550849Kidding?Don't you mean foaling?
>>9550798I can't unseeThose white streaks are very characteristic of Purple TInker's OC
>>9550871cuz i like youyeah i like youand i'm feeling so ponehemian like you
>>9550881He's a faggot.
>>9550875mama's so proud
>>9550875It's the voice, evil Cadance has it too. It's so evilly sexy.
>>9550864Cum is neat and all, but that's just ridiculous.
>>9550816I think you're hot
>>9550861>"Best sex EVER!"
>>9550883No, shes just a fantsy
>>9550894Never forget what moot did to us. He will forever be my mortal enemy.
>>9550809Damn, you're right.
>>9550779It was all I could think of looking at it.I'm sorry.
>>9550832Fluttershy pleaseYou're not yourself
>>9550875you and me both
>>955088710/10 I actually laughed
>>9550875>she'll never do this to your dick
>>9550920>filename>not t3h pengu1n of d00m
>>9550920I would touch her penis
>>9550933Isn't that changeling as Fluttershy?
>>9550809>>9550925Just goes to show you that an artist doesn't have to learn anatomy and that they should just stick to exaggerating body parts for effect
>>9550926mm het degs
>>9550938>flutterbitch hoofjoball right, this is too much for me, time for bed
>>9550875Not as much as straight-haired Pinkie does to my dick
>>9550832Fluttershy, no. You're drunk. We need to get you home.
Get your keys, we're gonna get tore up.
>>9550903Why should one expect anything different from Melancholy?
>>9550973>she'll never do this to your dick
>>9550973she'd give very casual blowjobs, with a look on her face like she's bored and wants to be somewhere else
>>9550911>>9550883ah god dammitno you've got me singing it again
>>9550973Am I the only one who much prefers Pinkie's normal mane and tail?
>>9550903I don't think it's cum. I think she's just a size queen and she tried inserting a gallon tub of ice cream into her hoohah. Obviously, it's beginning to melt now.
>>9550972>rough hoofjob>almost too painful>whenever you wince she grins and starts working harder
>>9550989>>9550939>those eyesboner pls
>>9550993'Torn' up."We're going to get 'torn' up".
>>9550991oh jesus, those licks and little kisses
>>9551012Me. Straight haired Pinkie is too similar to Rarity's
>>9551012I think corwin might like that version better too
>>9551017Man, you have Down's fetish, too?
>>9550993>>9551023>Rainbow Dash and Twilight try to hang out one Saturday night
>>9551023Don't you sass me boy
>>9551015are they smelly?
>>9550973not as much as wet rarity makes me.
>>9549985What you want is G1.
>>9550973Hiatus pone looks much cuter and sexier than Marker pone
Season 4 has to be able to fill a few more of these out, right?...Right?
ONLY ON THE SUB
>>9551033what?>>9551041those are not pretty eyes
>>9551043I'd rather they weren't, but whatever floats boats
>>9550861hnngggi need more of this
>>9551057She looks like a dude.
>>9551033>Man, you have Down's fetish, too?
>>9551023I love it when you talk unclean~
>>9551041BABS SEED BABS SEED WHAT WE GONNA DO GOT A BULLY ON OUR TAIL GOTTA HIDE WE GOTTA BAIL
>>9550875she'll do all sorts of things that she wouldn't normally dodo you like her booty, anon?do you want her booty?it's okay, she likes the way it hurts~
>>9551012>People don't like my main and tail?
>>9551033You know who else has a downs fetish?People who are into pegasuses!
>>9550875>>9550973>tfw no flutterbitch domming the hell out of depressed straight-hair panka
Mellow Pank is best Pank
Is there going to be list of all the scenes that the japanese are going to be cutting?Also i think it would be >fun trying to predict what scenes are going to be cut
>>9551041I still prefer GR's version.
>>9551086I hate it when the connection between the dick and the crotch looks is fucked up like thatRuins an otherwise completely fappable pictureIts like my only autism-level pet peeve when it comes to porn
>>9551086That penis is all kinds of nonsense.
>>9551099You're so cute it hurts.
>>9551060>no RY/PP>not counting PYHD
>>9551106No jury would convict me.
>>9551099I like it pinkie
>>9551098>she likes the way it hurts you
>>9551135SHUT IT DOWN
>>9550875>>9551098>Fluttershy is besties with Discord>She still can't get over her shyness>She gets Discord to give her the ability to switch between Flutterbitch and normal at willWould you?How hard?
>>9551135Y-you really think I'm cute?
>>9551135>There will never be a Marker pony version of this
>>9551086http://derpibooru.org/221516Why can't we have more of these?
>>9551079She seems to be missing a finger.
>>9551154With a shovel.Lethally.
>>9551136They were together and it was pretty cute, but they weren't really interacting with each other much so much as playing foils for Fluttershy. And really some of this stuff is already pretty weak, Twilight could have a lot more with Fluttershy than A Bird in the Hoof.
>>9551164>tfw you think your cuteAin't got nothin on me punkie slut
>>9551046>Some one edited the pictureWhy would you want hot chocolate when you could be smoking with Rarity?
>>9551178I'm sorta glad that we don't. Ponies are for happy consexuals only
>>9551226Doesn't Rarity know that smoking is an unhealthy habit?Not to mention it smells bad and ruins your teeth.
>>9551226>purple eyesWHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH RARITY?!
There has never been a bad Applejack cosplayer, prove me wrong
>>9551226I'd rather have hot chocolate with Rarity
>>9551240God fucking dammit
>>9551267>tfw the gif is too big for /mlp/
>>9551207>"MLPG, you're not talking about the show at all! Last thread was nothing but fetish talk and feel fics!">"Sorry, Mrs. Marker!">"Won't happen again!">"See that it doesn't!">Next thread>"Oh Fluttershy, your rear end is so gelatinous." >"SHUT IT DOWN!"
>>9551240is thatis that a penis
>>9551213Is it just meOr is literally EVERY SINGLE Applejack cosplayer attractive?
>>9551213>AJ is the cutestnever fails
>>9551252But they taste so good~Don't you want one?
>>9551292Dropbox or link it pls.
>>9550864>http://derpibooru.org/221516>http://melancholy-meloncollie.tumblr.com/>the artist's tumblrshit, he's pulling an Apple
>>9551112Someone wrote something like that shortly after the S2 premierI don't remember much about it, other than it was really hotI thought it was NTSTS maybe, but it isn't in his stories on fimfic.I think I remember the author talking about deleting it though, so maybe.It isn't on Darf, Taw or BDN either, so I can't think of who else it could have been.
>>9551252But it makes her look so cool!
>>9550991that's way, way sexier than it should be
>>9551325You better have Reds.You can't beat Reds.
>>9551325Actually they don't.You don't smoke for the taste.
>>9551329I like ponies grasping other ponies by their bottomsSomething is just great about that
>>9551041>>9551129>>9551334I don't like any of these.
>>9551334Nope. Still looks weird.
>>9551334Would you submit to your alpha?
>>9551334too bigthe first one was better
>>9551364cigars you do though.
>>9551298Yes.Yes it is.
>>9551353Just like fedoras do, right?
>>9551364Anything but cigarettes you do
>>9550991>tfw Flutterbitch will never tell you to cum down her throat
>>9551334>hyper tits>hyper assBitch please give me normal anatomy, then we'll talk.
>>9551369Well are there any older human Babs?
>>9551323I just can't..
>>9551275How about a cigarette and some cake to go with it?
>>9551402That's right, Pinkie, go play outside, little pony!
>>9551071>Dash tries to ask if you can have sex, but can't bring herself to just come out and say it>she stumbles all over her words and drops spaghetti everywhere
>>9551428This is the shittiest tumblr-diseased image I have seen going around
>>9551407>That was a lotta cum, what kind of perv cums that much in a pony's mouth?
>>9551441A shmoke and a pancake?
>>9551323I stand corrected.
>>9551422>popular contributor trying to steer MLPG back to talking about ponies.gif
>>9551403>Rarity in a fedora....ow. That hurts my head to think aboutOw
>>9551364Hookah you damn sure do.
>>9551467It shouldn't be a popular contributor it's Torres after all.
>>9551428someone edit this to make it say ur a faget
>>9551467>dooks trying to talk about ponies on a fetish thread
>>9551471Rarity would wear one of those hats that isn't a fedora but looks similar and get annoyed when people can't tell the difference
>>9551464A bong and a blintz?
>>9551472Enjoy your charcoal lung, you wannabe Ottoman
>>9551422>Torres in charge of anything
>>9551536That'd be more impressive if he did that backwards.
>>9551522>Rarity in a swave, hard boiled 1920's get upEveryday MLPGEveryday you give me some new and strange kind of boner
>>9551395Oh.I'll see you later, man.
>>9551472Rarity enjoys the finer things
>>9551514>>9551467WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PONY?
>>9551524cigar and a waffle?
>>9551364Rarity's lips give it a mind-blowing flavor
>>9551587It is a decent pony.
>>9551514dooks never does that, he just says WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS PONY
>>9551587I can't believe I remember drawing thatit looks horribly ugly now
>>9551587I thought those were just 2 skinny hooves pointing at me before I opened it
>>9551507I made this one.
>>9551587She's pretty greatThough varies greatly depending on the writer
>>9551574>Diamond Dogs were originally supposed to have '30s gangster voicesI want a thinly veiled mafia refernce for the premise of an episode
>>9551472Hookah isn't very good, but yeah it's more than cigarettes.
>>9551610YeahA dick flavor!
>>9551459>what kind of perv swallows every last drop?
>>9551574>>9551522DRAWFAGSAlso, we need more art of her beatnik dress
cum everywhere oh godhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/f643f7f27d261dd9bed8c92c8435617c/tumblr_mk6sh1JVWO1s982bgo1_1280.png
>>9551616I'M FUCKING DIE
>>9551622I actually haven't used that technique in a while, kinda trying to use more complex topics, see if I can get people interested into pones.
>>9551564Looks like the hub was finally on time.
>>9551587used to be much better, a bit annoying and overused now
>>9551647do they even watch the showrarity is poor as fuck
>>9551650That's not even a pun
>>9551666What a slutty pony.
What's with heinessen? It seems to be down. Is there another archive?
>>9551680What electronic music does your favorite pony like? And by favorite pony I mean you.
Rainbow Dash comes first
>>9551716Foolz picked up /mlp/.
>>9551716http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/have to use google to search it though
>>9551459>"You just glued up my throat, and you're already hard again? You really are a sick perv">"I bet you're thinking about forcing yourself on me, aren't you? Does bruising me up and having your way with me turn you on?~"
>>9551666>tfw you will never blow the biggest load of your life as Rarity's insides clench and clamp around you, milking every last drop out
>>9551630I remember saving it because I liked it and it was my request. Mister Anonymous doesn't use a name.
>tfw you realize you're going to die a kissless virginHold me, MLPG
So much stuff to do with changelings and we will never see any of it on the showjust like with Griffons
>>9551765change up your filenames I don't like being able to tell who so many people are
>>9551758>after 122 people have done the same
>>9551719Anon pls.Applejack would surely listen to chillwave music.
>>9551767these are super dumb
>>9551647>janitorRemember kids don't drop out of high school or get burnt out on pot or you could end up like this horse
>>9551755I think you're being schizophrenic Dash, we might have to put you down.
>>9551780But this is the first time I've used this imageI used *text*.*ext* in Down them all so I stole the name off someone
The MLPG writes will be extended until this friday because I'm free this whole week.and because I only have 2 submissions and think (hope) this gives people enough time to do morei'll update the tumblr to make it official tomorrow probably.
>>9551816I was wondering why that was a gif.
>>9551816So much yes.
>>9551765I just want to find a girl like her She's just so sweet and lovely and I'm infatuated with that
>>9551802pls remove that smudge in the upper rightpls
>>9551783>not being on the receiving end of thisWhy am I still living
>>9551755>>9551802>>9551832I guess when ponies argue about bait, it really opens up a can of worms!
>>9551854I know that autism.
>>9551859Maybe one day you'll finally pop as a comedian, bubbles
>>9551839I didn't enjoy this. I didn't enjoy this at all...
>>9551854Wipe your screen off, jackass.
>>9551738http://www.xvideos.com/video4120342/klixen_115>she teases the next load out of you painfully slow like this
>>9551874YOU HEAR THAT NANAKI >>9551830NOW YOU'VE GOT ZERO EXCUSE TO BE LAZY
>>9551859>No pictureIt doesn't count
>>9551767>scorpion tails on equinesque or (even worse) centauroid bodies.I will never understand this, it always looks stupid. How do they even sting?
>>9551758>she literally gets inebriated from you>she gurgles incoherently into the sticky puddle growing around her as she drunkenly fumbles to keep your seed in with her hooves
>>9551830Maybe next time you should let people submit flashfiction. Put a word limit.
>tfw frequent Pixiv to check on MLP fanart>tfw there's a Japanese equivalent of Wolf Nanaki that pops up everyday
>>9551859bubbles, I have to sayyour jokes are rarely ever that original but I have immense respect for the sheer quantity you seem to post every dayand I do laugh at some of them
>>9551903OKAY EXCELLENT THANK YOUI WILL UNLAZY MYSELF IMMEDIATELY
>>9551938That would be cool. Like a short two paragraph thing
Don't mind me, just testing some pens out.
>>9551938the minimum is 1k wordsthought that would be enough.
>>9551940oh god what>>9551923>green eyesWell, you were close.
>>9551966Huh, colors came out a bit wonky.
But yeah Sweetcream is awesome. I love her style and offering to color that for me was an amazing surprise.I definitely didn't expect three versions.
>>9551966What a cute swamp monster.
>>9551795But if nobody "ended up" like that, we wouldn't have any janitors. And what would we do without janitors? It doesn't seem very reasonable that doing a necessary job is somehow equal to "ending up" in a really unfavourable situation. Things shouldn't be this way.
>>9551830>and because I only have 2 submissions and think (hope) this gives people enough time to do morelelthis is sad
>>9551775It can never stopIt's only beginning
>>9551981I don't like their modelsthe anatomy always seems so off
>>9551830What's the minimum?I might try something.
>>9551988>And what would we do without janitors?Let the robots do it
>>9551839>>9551966SONIC! THANK GOD YOU'RE HEREthe hamburguer thief has stolen all the hamburguers! only you are fast enough to catch him!
>>9551738this boneris awesome
>>9552021Dash what kind of jaw is thatHow many penises are you stuffing in there
>>9551830>>9552000This really is. I was thinking of writing something really quick and silly just so there are more than two submissions.
>>95520141k.Theme is "pick fanart, write a story around it".
>>9552021That's some jaw.
I don't like me
>>9552058>hair extensions on Fluttershyhah
>>9552058That Dash is something.
>>9552021I know things about bait.
>>9551945>>9551907Ok fine here's an original one with a picWe usually associate Dash with bait, but in actuality Rarity is the one who is the most versed on bait.And why wouldn't she be? After all, she's a hooker!
>>9552013I'm a fan of alternative styles.
>>9552047here's the theme if you want >>9552051
>>9552078... you're right. It is.WAIT.PUTIN! AT LAST.
ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY RECYCLED HORSE>>9549396>>9549396>>9549396>>9549396>>9549396
>>9552092>the square dick shadow implies that GG drew Acid
>>9552093Really?With how busy she is and how much attention she gets, I wouldn't have taken Rarity to be a master baiter
>>9552097>that little warpping at the base of their tailsWhyWhy does this do things for me, its not even a human part, I shouldnt be attracted to this
>>9552122Woah already?This was a fast horse
>>9552149>its not even a human partthat's what makes it exotic anon
>>9552149Because it keeps her tail up, so you can see her ass better.
Drawing board is out.Charcoal is ready.I'll ask one more time.Gillou first? Or Cowgirl?
>>9552182It really does make it hotter. I love tail wraps
>>9552142Congratulations, you've made a worse pun than Scrubbin BubblesYou may now eat his heart and gain his powers
>>9552189do more sanic