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NEW GENERAL
GOD AND COUNTRY EDITION
Old anti-american thread
>>9526123
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>>9530345
>Capitalist Pig Dash
You make me laugh.
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Dash is a very lame pony.
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Rarity is the prettiest smartest most loving mistress
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>>9530345
>implying USA exists
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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
NO THERE'S A HEFTY FUCKIN' FEE
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>>9530230
Wonky eye placement is all.
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>mined ponycoins for 3 months
>they are now up to 100$ a coin
>went and got them certefied, then went to buy a 1000 worth of pony toys
>the lady at the cash register looked at me funny and told me they dont take fake money
>i started telling her that this was real backed up money and how its as good as anyone elses!
>was kicked out by the security
well i guess hasbro doesnt want MY money, assholes.
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THIS NIGHTMARE RARITY TEX

THIS ONE
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I think Rarity is secretly a Vox Populi
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horse
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>>9530401
Why is Rarity sexiest pony?
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>>9530373
Da
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>>9530406
AND IF YOU DON'T THROW IN YOUR BUCK O FIVE WHO WILL?
Ooooo, buckofaaahhve....
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>>9530401
I'd fuck the mistress out of her.
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Rainbow Dash is best pony!
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>>9530439
>the nacklace
>them shoes
>them earings
>that dress
MY DICK
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>>9530431
Yeah, nah.
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>>9530427
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THIS IS OUT NOW??? IS IT ISSUE SIX?
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>>9530422
ITS ONLY GOOD TO BUY DRUGS WITH!
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>>9530422
>Trying to use buttcoins at mainstream shops

lewl. Buttcoins are still a niche currency. You'll have to get them converted into MURRICABUX in order to actually use your buttcoins.
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>>9530439
>the squiggle tail forms an R

HORY SHITO
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>>9530481
Not officially but there are scans out of the whole comic. Over the weekend 100 comics were given out at WonderCon
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>>9530467
nigga she a rainbow
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>>9530472
I know right?

We seriously need art of Raarity in denim jeans.
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>>9530427
This is sexy as fuck. Corruption is delicious, and black mares are beautiful.
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>>9530439
Her voice, femininity, and eyes I would have to say have to do with that for many people
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>>9530532

I'm excited to see more of the 2 Hippy characters that Andy talked about to me
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>>9530537
>you'll never rape a pony black
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>watching jap dub
>applejack's voice

It just ain't right.
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>>9530427
1000/10, would worship without question.
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>>9530537
>you'll never mingle in their astro manes
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>>9530567
Yeah hers sucks, Dash's too.

The rest are great though
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>>9530537
Where do you guys get these fetishes?
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>>9530561

I want to see more of these guys.
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MT pls, more 63 marker pone
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>>9530171
Scherzo did you see this?
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>>9530481
Yup, have a gallery of scans.

http://imgur.com/a/2pWnW
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日44
2013年4月1日
推定総MLPG投稿数:6804(総走行:280470)
推定合計/ MLP /投稿数:31674(トータルランニング:1208498)

はい。日本のポニー。それはとてもかわいいです。ちょうどミクのように!
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>>9530571
Eeehh, I don't really like Sombra.
>>9530579
/d/, Japan, Furries
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Where did all these CYOA threads come from recently? I never noticed how many of them there are before...
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>>9530579
Corruption of Champions for me.
The first time you lose in combat to a minotaur and get addicted to their semen,
eventually drinking so much mind-addling cum that you're reduced to a giggling, brainless sex toy,
you'll never think about sex the same way again
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>>9530467
>rainbow dash flaps her wings just like that when she climaxes
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>>9530611
TTGL sucks.
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>>9530611

hahaha.
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>>9530604
No no no, I was just wondering if it was OUT.
I don't like to read the new issue until I buy it at the store.
But I'm sure others will appreciate this.
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>>9530582
That scene bothers me.

If it's supposed to take place between S2 and 3 THEN WHY WAS TRIXIE THERE AND NO ONE GAVE A SHIT

That seriously took me out of that panel.

Toga Pinkie was adorable
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>>9530611
>pony.png
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>>9530601
What does a beatle that big feel like?
Does it feel like a tortoise shell?
>>9530620
/d/ is dick girls, right?
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>>9530601
Yes.

And I kinda did that, though I did use white for the more intense part of the reflection.
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>>9530611
>In Japan there is a MLPG.
>They are just like us.
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>>9530624
Is there some place where I can just read passages & paths from CoC? I don't want to play a whole gaaaammmmee......
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>>9530622
On /v/?

It's weird, they pop up suddenly, stay for a while, and then go dormant again.
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>>9530653
But if you look the at the dot on the color wheel (not the square in the center) it barely moves.

Vary it some more.
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>>9530648
/d/ is mostly dickgirls, but other stuff is covered as well.
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>>9530663
Set it to no bullshit mode then.
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>>9530611
Day 44
April 1, 2013
Constructive the MLPG 総 contributions: 6804 (総 go line: 280470)
Presumption Total / MLP / Contributor: 31674 (ト ー Tatari Hikaru Getting ン ni ン Jewellery: 1208498)

Hai. Japan の ポ ni ー そ れ は と て も か わ い い です on. ち ょ the う ど ミ ク the の よ う に!

Man, this translation is bananas
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>>9530656
how horrifying
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>>9530656
>we will never connect with them and know true brotherhood or friendship
>the bronytakus get to them first
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>>9530626
I want to make Rainbow Dash climax.
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>>9530663
>>9530687
I just turn on debug mode and use minerva to screw with stats whenever I want to change something
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>Jap dub aired
>no word from Japanon.
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>>9530645
ポニー
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>>9530725
he ded
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>>9530723
It's a .swf file. Can I just open it in flash and look at everything?
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I just want to bury my head between this pony's thighs and explore every nook and crevice with my tongue
Is that really too much to ask
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>>9530702
That would be nice

Though really I'd be content with any mare
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>>9530782
She would think you're pretty funny cause there's nothing down there
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>>9530782
Yes.

She wants to explore all your crannies, too.
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>>9530439
>>9530401
Speaking of Rarity, did Snarky post any new CR?
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guys pls, I really dont want to have to download the episode and youtube is being fucktarded. Where can I see japhorse again?
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>>9530782

what if she got too curious and did it first
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I'd like to give thanks to MT for the picture and everything for the ask-mlpg tumblr. All credit goes to her.

Just in case someone didn't realize, it was a joke. I'm not a consultant.;_;
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>>9530782
apparently it is
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>>9530725
He quit ponies.
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>>9530791
I mean, it's only her teats and vagina and anus, what's excting about those?
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>>9530782
Replace that pony with this pony and thighs with butt cheeks, and I just want the same thing.
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>>9530656
>Japan gets the show.
>Tentacles.
...waait a minute.
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Respekkkt.
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>>9530801
>>>/yayponies/
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>>9530782
>>9530811
I...I just want to cuddle them. I don't wanna fuck 'em .-.
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>>9530811

>that face

it's amazing how subtle differences can make a face like that so different/perfect.

I wanna mess around with one now.
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is it normal to not want waifu for sexually but want other pon?
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>>9530672

I've never seen this many of them on /mlp/ though. Now and again, yeah, but it seems like a couple of weeks ago there was only ASNYiE and PQ happinging regularly, and now there's often 3 or 4 random CYOA threads on the front page at any given time. I never noticed them before.
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>>9530782
>licking lyra all over

o-oh
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>>9530791
But she still feels it
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>>9530826

Wait so you want a nonsexual waifu and sexual other pone?

Who is other pone?
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>>9530823
I want to fuck 'em and cuddle them to sleep after.
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>>9530644
I didn't actually notice Trixie. Luna's non-starry mane bugged me though.
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>>9530826
WHICH PONY IS IT MEW
WHICH PONY ARE YOU WANTING TO SEXUAL
classy, surreal porn when
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>>9530826

which one would lyra be
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>>9530826
>wanting to fuck all ponies except your special pony

Well, I suppose it's okay as long as you let her fuck whomever she wants, too.
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>>9530782
Okay then, guess it's time for this pic once again.
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>>9530848
That is a really cute pony
damn
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>>9530826
You can think about other mares, sure. You think you're not the only human Lyra lusts after?
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>>9530856
Are they sleeping?
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>>9530826
I'd be a better husbando than you.

You make me sick.
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>>9530849
>Lose your dick to eat pussy
I think your fetish borders on obsessive there Anon
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>>9530823
Anon this relationship ain't gonna work if you aren't into it

I'm a young mare looking for someone special and if you're not it I'll have to keep looking
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>>9530644
because seth isn't writing the pages.
also trixie is probably a well characterized pony in the comics unlike the show where she is an insufferable twat
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>>9530777
I doubt its that easy, but feel free to experiment
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>>9530848
i would only paint porn if i could make it more cute than sexually
>>9530837
lyra is pure pony maiden
i couldn't
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>>9530870
probably not
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>>9530894
YOU WOULD FUCK LITTLE FILLY FLUTTERSHY?
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>>9530894

Just draw some ball fondling.
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>>9530870
Lyra seems to be really enjoying that nap.
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>tfw snails grows up big and strong

I believe.
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>>9530894
>lyra is pure pony maiden

You really make her uncomfortable putting her on a pedestal like that.
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>>9530902
>that old animaton of orsecock cumming on her face
I would
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>>9530826
I used to be like that
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>>9530870
>falling asleep with your head between her thighs
haah waaw
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>>9530894
Really?
I didn't expect you to go after Fluttershy
That's cool, I guess
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>>9530889
What does Seth have to do with this?
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>>9530688
総 is thread
Most of it is obvious, the part in parenthesis is "Total ranking: 1208498"

The last line is very simple, it's "Yes. Japanese ponies. They are very cute. The "miku" was spot on!
Mik? Meek?
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>>9530915
>Snails turns into total beefcake
>DT and SS catfight over who gets to slobber on his massive dick
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>>9530849
I'm right there with you
Still, Lyra is boring and has no defining characteristics beyond "humans XD"
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>>9530915
This is some cool art.
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>>9530915
i don't.
have to have physical comedy relief somewhere and males always take the brunt of that poorly written shit in the god awful world of ponies.
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i want to watch mew fucking the shit out of fluttershy while lyra watches crying for her husbando who will never touch her
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>>9530915
I wouldn't mind having a new gen with the CMC and the baby cakes as main characters if it was like this
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You will never a huge spaghettimancer Lyra
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>>9530916
would you give lyra what she wants

and more
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>>9530930
if it involves trixie seth is not far behind. just getting it out of the way
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>>9530955
>spaghettimancer lyra
I wish there was more of this.
She's always so forward in all the pics of her.
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>>9530819
Why is the video so shit on there though? Parts seem edited out and there's a lot of artifacts when it does so. What happened?
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>>9530955
>tfw no big pony to cuddle
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>>9530929
>>9530902
woah woah woah i never said that
>>9530909
>DRAWING DICKS

b-but i'm not gay
>>9530952
B-BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I-

YOU KNOW WHAT

IF LYRA ISN'T PURE PONY MAIDEN THEN I WILL TAKE HER AS PON FOR SEXUALLY
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whenever I see ponies I just lose it

I start to jerk my cock frantically, fantasizing about spillin a neverending orgasm of my cum into equestria, my semen flowing into massive tentacles that raped all its inhabitants, filling their supple horse-pussies with my sperm,.leaving them crying and pregnant as my cum floods the land, soiling it forever with quadrillions of my little swimmers in their hot salty white plasma, forever fertilizing the poor ponies of ponyville.
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>>9530929
File name is funny because she is laying down and it says lame! Classic april fools!

MLPG, I will be back to drawing after I finish updating and doing everything else with this computer.
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>>9530990

I never said dicks, I said balls. Big heavy bulging horse balls.
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>>9530990
it's not gay if it's a marshmallow horse
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>>9530993
fag
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>not wanting lyra to play you a lullaby
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So, who'd be your breeder mare
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>>9531012
>implying
sb pls
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>>9531024
Someone post Lyra farting on anon.
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>>9531016
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Ponies are always dirty, kinky whores around humans.

It's something about human pheromones affecting pony hormones.

Mares just get absolutely soaking wet and quite publicly lewd when in extended proximity with human males, and stallions get borderline rapey after awhile of being near human females.

This is why humans were exiled from Equestria. Otherwise pony society would have devolved into being sex slaves for humanity.
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>>9531034
I wish you people would stop calling me that
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>>9531031
Octavia
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>>9531035
No.
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mew pls, when is next loiro
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ponies are canonically drunk when they have too much salt

why isn't there more "tipsy pony after she swallows your jizz and keeps wanting more to get her drunker" content out there
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>>9531055

I'm sick of Mew's Loiro. I want to see him draw wheatie again.

With crystal anon.
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>>9531039
So you're saying Lyra wants to be a sex slave.
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>>9531031
Cheerilee, she needs it.
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>>9531039
Can I still have a loving pone waifu if I keep her regularly satisfied? I don't want a sex slave. ;_;
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>>9531079
unf
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oh hey
mewball was just in my tumblr suggestions

i dont know why i haven't yet!
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>>9531071

Because ponies have lots of other species to satisfy their salt lust.

Like Diamond dogs and minotaurs.
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>>9531055
i have two ideas queued up in my head

im busy now though, so if all goes well, tomorrow.
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>>9530980
well, they cut at least a minute to make room for the intro. I compared side by side, and most of Twilight and Spike writing the letter (including the hourglass foreshadowing) are gone. Plus a few small trims elsewhere
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>>9531081

She cant teach if she's full of seed every year
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>>9531079
lyra would be a tripfag
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>>9531071
Is pony jizz not salty then?
Is it sweet?
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>>9531089
I don't know why Mew hasn't me yet. ;_;
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>>9531093

Mew movie stram when?

Or is that mewvie stram?
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>>9531034
Then you'll jut have to make sure penis:vagina ratio is 1:1 and you'd be all right.
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>>9531079
>you will never be Lyra's big spoon
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>>9531079
Only because she can't help herself. It's almost like going through estrus for her. Gets so horny that all she can think of is "rut me rut me rut me rut me shut up and stick your DICK in me"

>>9531083
Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
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>tfw you're happy because you know Mew is a total creepy waifuing fag like you who won't be driven off by this talk like everyone else.
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>#bigdickproblems
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>>9531131
>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
Fuck... ;_;
Is there no way at all?
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>>9531131
>Lyra is hot for humans
>Considers herself "mansexual"
>Tells her straight and lesbian friends to check their privileges.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9531131
>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
This is my fetish
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>>9531159

I was about to put #whiteprivilage

But i think this is literally the only instance where we might actually have a black privilige

big dicks
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>>9531159
SB pls
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>>9531071
because there really isn't that much salt in your semen
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>>9531179
Night best princess.
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>>9531131
Anyone have that Lyra/anon greentext?

You know, the ONE.
>IloveyouIloveyouIloveyou
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http://derpibooru.org/285914

Why is there no fanart of fencing foal?

Is fencing foal a colt or a filly you think?
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>>9531179
G'night.
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>>9531122
ha
i have a movie downloaded already, but it will probably have to wait until later in the week.
>>9531124
so are you saying futa
absolutely disgusting
>>9531152
hey, im not a fag
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>>9531181
You have a terrible fetish then.
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>>9531131
>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
Oh, well

I don't want that.
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>>9531164
*shrug* You could try becoming a scientist and researching a cologne that blocks human pheromones?
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Mew if you don't want to draw dicks then hide them inside vaginas.
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>>9531207

2 ponies

a male pony and a female pony
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>>9531207
no not futa, what the hell

draw them separately in equal numbers
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>>9531096
Alright, so the trimming isn't so bad later on then? I paused the thing because I didn't want to watch a cut up version if a fuller version existed elsewhere.

If they keep this longer intro doesn't that mean they'll have to cut parts from all the episodes?
That's going to be kind of jarring for foreigners who have seen the original. That's not really a big deal to them though I guess.

Just seems like kind of a hassle to do that to every episode.
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>>9531208
She's happy, I'm happy, life is perfect for me and Lyra.
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>>9531207
Not necessarily. You can have 1 penis, 1 vagina and two ponies in a picture. The distribution of said pats is all up to you. The fact that your mind went automatically for futa is telling, however.
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>>9531131
>Pony sex addicts

>Pony has the shakes, scratching at her forelegs as she tries to coax you into giving her "one more hit"
>"C-c'mon Anon, I need this real bad, I can't I can't think straight I need it, oh goddess I'm so fuckin' horny and it hurts it hurts it hurts just please, one more time, just one more time"
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>>9531207
I'm glad you're not gay.
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Would you let this pone bully you into giving her sexual favors?
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Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
Consistent preference for solitary activities.
Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
Indifference to either praise or criticism.
Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
Indifference to social norms and conventions.
Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.

How many of these describe you?
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>>9531276
Fuck no.
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>>9531276
I would rape her.
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>>9531279
None of them.
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>>9531241
>>9531226
>>9531225
but then i only have to draw one pony

efficiency
>>9531215
but isn't that gay
>>
>everyone wanting pone to be desperate and crazy and begging for your dick
>and i'm just over here wanting a nice fun slower fuck
>no desperate screams or yells, just soft panting and long whines and giggles and gasps
>trying lots of different positions and seeing a wide smile spread across her face as you hilt again
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>>9531279
Certainly not that last one!
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>>9531276
>mfw I'm reminded of the greentext where it's Anonpony and DT in highschool, and she's interested in you because rumor has it that you have a huge cock
>And you end up fucking her in the stairwell
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Why is Rainbow Dash such a potato?
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>>9531290
But Anon, she'd get you locked up.
She's rich, you know.

You'd have to play by her rules if you wanted a taste of that cute filly snatch.
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>>9531279
>How many of these describe you?
Uh, let me see.

>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
Consistent preference for solitary activities.
Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.

All of these apply.
>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
This one too,

>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.
And these ones.

How'd I do?
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>>9531297

>but isn't that gay

You do understand sex right? The pituitary gland and all that?
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>>9531317
No, I would rape her in my rape dungeon.
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>>9531314
because she is bait for the irish
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>>9531313
post
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>>9531313
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>>9531279
Yes I'm depressed. It's been that way off and on for several years now. About twelves. The better and longer my highs the harder and longer my lows are. When I first discovered pony I was doing great for over six months. Then it all crashed again. My cycle is much smaller now, about three or four days.
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>>9531279
Five. So am I autistic or depressed or what are you trying to tell me here?
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>>9531317
She's tiny, I could take her.

At least she isnt a snake, snakes are dangerous as fuck.
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>>9531233
twilight doesn't look at the moon from in bed, and there are a few seconds missing before nightmare moon appears as well.
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>>9531321
I swear, greentext is my mortal enemy.
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>>9531299
>every time she tries to say something you interrupt her with another deep thrust
>whenever you kiss, she winks extra hard to pull you in
>this goes on for hours without a word nor climax until she whispers hotly into your ear, "Cum inside me."
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>>9531279
Im pretty depressed about my current situation and super afraid of my future. I feel like im going to be homeless very soon and have nowhere to go.
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>>9531313
>rumor has it that you have a huge cock
Maybe a little oil?
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I dunno Twilight. These japay-knees seem might suspicious to me.
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>>9531279
>Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.
Does desire for sexual experiences with a cartoon pony count?
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I will laugh if this update gets my account banned.
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>>9531279
four
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>>9531372
why would it

just check the NWS content box on your tumblr profile
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>>9531372
what now
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>>9531386
...oops~
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>>9531372
If its human on pone or loli then make it a thumbnail showing nothing and host the image on imgur.
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>>9531396
link
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>>9531391
http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/
Things got a little wiggly.
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>>9531279
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection
Maybe if real life wasn't so goddamn boring I would like it better than my fantasies.
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>>9531297
Mew draw an efficient hermaphrodite pony
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>>9531418
Now why in the hell would that get your account banned.
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>>9531279
All of them except for the last one.
Unless ponies don't count as people.
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>>9531279
Just
>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection
No friends isn't by choice though and fantasy comes from only ever having myself for company. Stupid crippling shyness sucks, goddamn. I try all the time to get over it, but I just end up making a fool of myself and becoming even more alienated.
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>>9531437
I have no idea how prissy tumblr is...
They kinda look like horse dicks.
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>>9531429
Real life is about to get a lot more interesting.

Just wait, just watch.
You like explosions right?
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>>9531460
>tfw your default reaction to fluids hitting faces is unf
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>>9531460
Eh, it's not bad.
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>>9531460
>Get Patrick Warburton
>Don't get Bruce Campbell

really.
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>>9531351
My autism is raging. I swear I'm noticing every cute.

This is still entertaining though. The voices are surprisingly good.
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>>9531462
I like magic explosions
will they be magic?
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>>9531452
>>9531451
>>9531382
>>9531429
>>9531368
>>9531349
>>9531341
>>9531321

All of these are symptoms of Schizoid personality disorder

Another "trait" of this are

secret voyeuristic interests
vulnerable to erotomania
tendency towards compulsive perversions
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>>9531462
>You like explosions right?

I hate loud noises.
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>>9531501
Technically everyone has some degree of mental disorder. Its just most people can push past it and sustain the guise of functionality.
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>>9531501
>secret voyeuristic interests
>vulnerable to erotomania
>tendency towards compulsive perversions
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
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>>9531492
he probably refused.
or something happened.
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>>9531501
>Schizoid
>erotomania
I don't know what either of these mean
Tell me, doctor anon, what's wrong with me
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>>9531501
Ooh I definitely have that one.
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>>9531501
Having the symptons of something doesn't mean you have something, it just points to the possibility.
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>>9531515
Aw, don't be such a baby.
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Everyone's got a title. You're "That guy who _______". "The anon who started ______"

What thing have you started?
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DORKUS
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>>9531501
....that sorta sounds like me actually
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>>9531586
A quest.
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>>9531586
BLANKing ponies
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>>9531501
>secret voyeuristic interests
>vulnerable to erotomania
>tendency towards compulsive perversions

Sounds like MLPG
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>>9531462
>World War 3 won't be the amazing adventure of a lifetime you've been waiting for
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>>9531340

>DT will never call you "Babe."

Life is unfair.
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>>9531623
I think that was his point.
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>>9531623
>>9531532
>>9531501
Can people as a collective be diagnosed for having a mental disorder?
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>>9531586
I'm "That guy who doesn't have a title".
There is nothing special about me that I haven't squandered.
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>>9531586
The incest general which, though it crashed and burned about as fast as anyone would expect,
produced some top-shelf writing in its brief lifetime.
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>>9531642
Sure, why not?
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>>9531624
War is fucking hell.

http://www.english.emory.edu/LostPoets/Dulce.html
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>>9531539
>a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness and apathy. Affected individuals may simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world,

>a type of delusion in which the affected person believes that another person, usually a stranger, high-status or famous person, is in love with him or her.
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>>9531642

ITS BAIT

BAIT I SAY
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>>9531554
I said "hate" not "afraid".
>"SHUT THAT SHIT UP MOTHERFUCKER"
as opposed to
>"eek! a loud noise!"
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>>9531586
First one's accurate, second one isn't

So what does that mean?
Should I just keep self medicating with weed and ponies or what?
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>>9531533
Probably spent all their dosh on getting Warburton.
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>>9531586
I keep a list of which archived threads match episode/comic reaction threads. Does that count?
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nobody stop playing MLPG tag with me and just post those goddamn monstergirls
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>>9531340
>You will never have DT come on to you, using you as her fucktoy, slowly getting her addicted to your cock until the roles are reversed and you're the one in charge, and she's the mewling needy mare submitting to you because of how easily you can turn her legs to jelly
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>>9531586
>that guy that switches waifus almost every day
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>>9531678
Why does Scootaloo sleep with so many flowers in her bed? Does she get hungry in the middle of the night?
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>The piss is doing deer.
>It's a thing.
Someone call Art-Anon.
tell him to burn everything.
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You did this mlpg. You forced your human fetish onto an innocent pony and caused chaos in her pony life with her love. Your creator powers corrupted their world.
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>>9531691
yes
growing fillies need their midnight snacks
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>>9531698
check the document
he's already expressed interest in doing concept art
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>>9531706
I'd give that growing filly a midnight snack.
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>>9531637

>You will never be equal parts bodyguard, enforcer and, secretly, boy-toy to a rich, spoiled cunt and her gofer/sycophant of a best friend.
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>>9531687
No.
S-stop.
Mares are for obeying submitting to. Don't make dom stuff sound so good ;__;
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>>9531586
depressed shitposter #18
moving up in the ranks though
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>>9531699
>her right knee looks like a penis bulge
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>>9531586
The pony TF general, I guess
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>>9531699
Please stop posting that picture
it makes me feel bad
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>>9531716

so have multiple other mlpg people

honestly it's a nice concept and something fun to work on/talk about/kill a haitus with
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>>9531698
I hate this

Just because someone first drew something doesn't mean other people can't do it
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>>9531746
Yes it does
This is why we have things like copyright
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>>9531738
Okay
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>>9531586

im the dude who posted and the tastless image and asked when the new horse episode is.

that is my legacy.
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>>9531746

I don't think that's quite the case, look what happened to fluffy ponies
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>>9531752
Fuck off, Roogna.
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>>9531586
Named Wheaties
Helped make "UNF" a thing
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress. Before TAW took it.
I dont claim ownership of any of these things since I credit it all to MLPG
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>>9531706
Giving flowers to a young filly is sort of like giving chocolate and flowers all in one then? They're pretty and they can eat them later.

How do all these different foods fit into their diet? Hay and oates are the basics, so are they like flour and wheat? Even though they have those? Are flowers like a really light vegetable?
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>>9531768

i mean artosis. fuck.
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>>9531586
that guy who draws lyra and a self-insert interacting
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>>9531752
Why are you still here anyways?
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>>9531784
>implying there's a difference
>implying they aren't literally joined at the hip
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>>9531778
>Before TAW took it.
what the hell happened there?
everyone's all hush hush about it and it doesn't seem to be in the archive (or I don't know how to find it)
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>>9531792
You already have a name you butt.
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>>9531764
Ahh, that's better.
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>>9531795
Why are any of us here
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>>9531801
>tfw no Code S for three days
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>>9531824
Because I like the ambiance.
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>>9531586
I'm the guy who never does anything productive and should honestly have killed himself about 5 years ago
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>>9531650
All is sweet and good with dying for one's country.
>>
Dammit SB.

Shouldn't you be drawing more not-porn so that you get more famous for Bronycon and sell more. Or at least less foalcon, so that you get more reblogs?

Isn't that what you wanted?
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>>9531807
A failed quest. Dont hate TAW or anything hell I STILL want to be a mare in a pretty dress but it sorta just faded after that.
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>>9531835
Yes...

Sorry...
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>>9531835
>suggesting non-porn & foalcon
cut that out
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>>9531835
>draw less porn
>to get more attention
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>>9531586
So I don't know if you guys have ever been to Homestuck General, but the guy who made the picture with the giant isopods labels HOMESTUCK GENERAL?

That was me! I haven't visited hsg in... gosh, years? At least one...
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>>9531854
You can't sell porn at Bronycon.
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>>9531850
It's fine. I like all your drawings. But then you come here wondering why you're not as well known as others.
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>>9531816
That's cruel, anonymous.
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>>9531862
No I haven't. Even if it's hamsteak, its always nice to see people appreciate the stuff you do.
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>>9531866

You never defined "attention".

You define it as "sell prints well at bronycon". Others may define it as "have artwork spread everywhere online and get a boost in views and followers"
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>>9531866
Well, you CAN, just not at your tables and publicly.

If you set up exchanges online prior and do it outside of BronyCon in your hotel room...
Well, no one really has to be bothered by that...
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>>9531721

>she sends you to shake down anyone who owes her money - or worse, "a favour."
>or to keep people who forget their place in line.
>your reward is usually a quick peck when nobody's looking, and a quiet, Nice work, Babe~"
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>>9531866
What are they gonna do? Cut off my hands and confiscate my pencils when I enter the place?
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>>9531850

SB why aren't you drawing Rarilane?
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>>9531871
No, that's a picture.
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>>9531908
I didn't feel like it yet.

I'm sorry.
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>>9531902
No, they cut off your dick
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>>9531902
That's what happened to Brae at unicon
why do you think he quit drawing horse porn?
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>>9531911
You're right, drawing someone suffering for the sake of suffering isn't mean.
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>>9531921

Then draw what you feel like.
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>>9531279
I don't know what the context is, but i'm game.
>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
No.
>Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
No.
>Consistent preference for solitary activities.
Yes.
>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
Yes, no
>Indifference to either praise or criticism.
No
>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
Yes
>Indifference to social norms and conventions.
No
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
Fantasy, no; introspection, yes
>Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.
Only someone i trust whom i'm close with; so yes
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>>9531922
>>9531924
I hope Brae didn't lose his penis too. He loved that thing.
>>
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
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>>9531900
>>9531902

Most cons are okay with it as long as it's not ever EVER out in public/in view. If it was traded in hotel rooms, or privately sealed in poster tubes for distubution, then you could get away with it fairly easy.

However, you must be careful. Vendors like Enterplay (The trading card guys) are very strict when it comes to stuff like that, and i was warned that If word got out to them, they would want full refunds on vendor expenses and leave immediately.

Which is fucking dumb but I guess you dont wanna upset people
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>>9531929
seconding this
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>>9531926
It's not.
Don't tell me you believe a drawing of something is the same as the thing actually happening?
I bet you think lolicon is child pornography too.
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>>9531947
I am totally game, Anon.
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>>9531926
But conflict makes us stronger, do you not want pony to be strong?
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>>9531871
Y-you can stay with me, Flutters... Do you like hot cocoa?
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>>9531944
He's safe, he has a detachable penis that he can leave at home when going places.
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>>9531871
How about a happy ending.
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>>9531944
They seized a dildo or two but as far as I know he still has his dick
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>>9531958
Think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?
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>>9531965
I'm gonna have to ask him about that next time I see him.
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>>9531966
hnnnnngggg
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>>9531965
>>9531944

mlpg you're being ridiculous

why would i ever detach it
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>>9531279
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
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>>9531871
I really want this entire fucking universe rest with nothing but happiness. Im tired of fear and pain and sadness.
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>>9531980
Heh. As if they are going to find out what happened. Besides, do you even remember who you're talking to here?
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which one do you like the most?
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>>9531985
Because you can swap it out for a bigger one or send it through the dishwasher when it gets dirty
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>>9531992
0/10
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>>9531995
Cadance
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>>9531995
>My Little Pony
>Fr endship smag c
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>>9531993
Another night, another patrol with you.
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>>9531995
Twilight, actually. Visually and because of her character. I have this weird thing for smart chicks.
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>>9531995
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>>9531988
Don't worry, anon.

All the happiness is drained from our world and taken to Equestria.
We'll handle all the pain and sadness.
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>>9531995

Bug. Look at that pert little rump.
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>>9531995
Twilight.
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>>9531954
It's not the same and lolicon is not the same as child pornography.

At the same time, drawing something that didn't occur expresses a desire for the imagined characters or scenarios to exist. The most obvious reason to draw someone suffering would be to say that you want them to suffer.

So I'm saying that's mean. I'm not even sure- you know what, I'll end this. I responded.

As for lolicon, lolis and children seem different to me. Related, but different.
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>>9532020
nope.gif
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>>9531988
happy ponies you say
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>>9531954

>>>>>>>>/fluffyponygeneral/
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>>9532020
>not nope.gif
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Would you be this pony's special somepony?
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>tfw you want to get plastered but have no girly drinks to offset the taste of hard liquor
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>>9531995
God damnit I hate this
Where do I save this picture?
Chrysalis is best wingsandhorn until Twiy has the chance to prove her otherwise although I kinda doubt its going to happen
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>>9532065
Only if I get to call her my shnoogyboo
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>>9532065
But...I want to be Lyra's special somebody.
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>>9532043
>>9532058
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>>9532065
But her and Big Mac are already together.
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>>9532072
>not having a /princess/ folder
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>>9532068
Just mix it in with some coke or some shit.
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>>9532072

>implying a dirty bug can be counted as a graceful, beautiful alicorn
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>>9532068
Call my taste in alcohol underdeveloped, but I only drink everclear.

I just say "fuck it!" and get wasted immediately.
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Hey GG

tag


but really I've been pretty busy and can't find a time to upload anything, sorry. HOPEFULLY I can tomorrow, and scan them, if I have enough luck.
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>>9532065
Maybe. I think I am too young for her though. She'd probably want an older guy.

>>9532074
I will fight you to the death for her.
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>>9532068
>tfw no mixer for your gin
>tfw no orange juice for your moonshine
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>>9532068
>wanting to get plastered

Sounds like you've hit a wall Anon
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>>9532008

red, pls draw cadance butt
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>>9532094
She likes 'em young though. That's why she's a schoolteacher
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>>9532088
she IS graceful and beautiful
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>>9532086
I totally am, dude.

>>9532091
I used to like the taste of gin. But then I drank too much of it one night and puked my guts out. Can't even stand the smell of it now.
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>You will never be in Lyra's harem of slutty humans
>Or Big Macintosh's harem of subby humans
>Or the leftover group that Rarity keeps in her basement
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>>9532068
Use grapefruit juice as a chaser. You'll get drunk quite fast
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>>9532068
>not drinking alchohol hard
you 13, sonny?
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About to get some sleep, can I get some draw ideas for tomorrow? Maybe somethin with some more Puppy Saffron.
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>>9532142
Applejack.
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>>9532139
No. I'm a cute mare. Please don't hate me Anon.
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>>9532125
Same thing for me except replace gin with vodka
I'm slowly learning to like the taste again though
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>>9532123

she's also a charming leader.
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>>9532125
I had a similar experience with Kahlua. No more white russians ever again
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>>9531901

>It's not an easy job
>with Diamond, nothing's ever easy
>she gives you the same line, whenever you ask any questions or express your own opinion unwarranted:
>"You just keep that cute little mouth of yours shut, and leave the thinking to me, m'kay, Babe?"
>on the other hand, you never have to worry about expenses, and everyone considers you part of DT's clique.
>Technically, you're not, but nobody else needs to know that.
>Also, chauffeuring her and Silver Spoon around, in her car? Awesome.
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>>9532138
Is it just because of the sour? Because I have a bunch of lemonade.
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>>9532094
Nigga you can't beat me.

Don't even try.
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>>9532092
goddammit okay
just make sure you put 'em somewhere I'll see 'em
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>>9532123
>not bug horse means buisness.png
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>>9532176
I wasn't even implying I could beat anything in a fight to the death. If I can't have mintybuns, there is no point in living anyways.
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>>9532180
When I do put them up, I'll link you them.
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>>9532174
I dunno, I guess. A bunch of us got really wasted on it. It ended up with two dudes and a chick making out and slapping each other. That was fun.
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>>9532116
doing anything in particular?
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>>9532142
Draw dragon ponies
There's never enough of them
Or dragon saffron
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>>9532192
Voted for most MLPG post of the night.
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>>9532156
Hey... Please tell me Tess' message wasn't a April fools joke...
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Why don't you just kiss the pony?
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>>9532201
That sounds great.
My cousin is hauling me out of seclusion for their birthday next weekend and the plan is to get drunk as hell. The bad thing though is that I start flirting with absolutely everyone regardless of gender when I get drunk, so that's gonna be fun.
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WOAH

WOAH

THE JAPANESE INTRO IS OUT?
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>>9532203

Cadence cumflation
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>>9530915
Where'd you find this? It's charming.
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>>9532243
I kissed my monitor once and immediately realized how pathetic it was.
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>>9532250
the whole episode is out
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>>9532203
SA struggling to lift it
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>>9532250
the Japanese episode is out
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>>9532253
That would be cool
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>>9532243
But I want to kiss this pony
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>>9532245
Have fun. Bring aspirin. For the morning after
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>>9532259
sliceofponylife
It's drawn by egophiliac
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>go on /vg/ to find a general I visit
>see this
>>>/vg/31069907

hue
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>>9532171

>She buys you a cell-phone
>you are expected to have it on at all times, and to answer it immediately when it rings.
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>>9532203

Uhhh...I dunno, backin that ass up into shiny, or this >>9532264
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>>9532192
Oh wow, looks like she's mine then.
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>>9532267
Link?
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>>9532307
No, Zelda.
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>>9532250
>>9532267
>japanese Rarity and NMM
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>>9532306
You think she'd still want you after finding out you were responsible for the death of a human?
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>>9532307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPQIeI8w2RM
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>>9532306
I'm crying for real.
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>>9532326
>://
BOCKE

blocked
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>>9532317
>Wow, you're like, a warrior? That's so cool!
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>>9532326
There is nothing funny about the title but I laughed anyway. Should i go to sleep?
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>>9532317
>you think she'd want a big, strong alpha human
Yes.

>>9532328
Shh, sh, no tears.
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>>9532332
>living in amerifatia
download it from yayponies then
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>>9532335
>she kills another pony to try and impress you

>it's your favorite mane 6
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>you will never dance to Thriller with Luna
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>>9532332
>what is a proxy
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>>9532350
Please anon, she's not insane.

She'd probably brag about having a 'warrior human' though.
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>>9532350
I'd be pretty impressed she managed to slay an element of harmony. I'd totally go adventuring with her and destroy mythical beasts and get treasures of unimaginable wealth.
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>>9532358
>you will never dance to Thriller with MJ
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Goddamn, i've watched the pilot how many times and i'm still finding faces that I dont ever remember seeing
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>>9532369
Go to bed Lyra
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>>9532378
No. Fuck you.
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>>9532366
You could have badass warrior sex.
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>>9532350
She'd probably know better than to kill someone so important
I'd honestly be a little aroused if she chose a nameless background pony or something
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatland
>The story is about a two-dimensional world referred to as Flatland which is occupied by geometric figures. Women are simple line-segments, while men are polygons with various numbers of sides. The narrator is a humble square, a member of the social caste of gentlemen and professionals in a society of geometric figures, who guides us through some of the implications of life in two dimensions.
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>>9532388
LYRA DONT SWEAR
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>>9532366
>you will never go on adventures with an overpowered minty pone
>you will never have her punch through every puzzle you find in ancient temples until you reach the treasure
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>>9532291
>You show up to her estate unexpected, the staff let you in naturally now.
>Diamond Tiara sees you standing by the poolside and nearly forgets her swim classes as she flails while trying to gain her composure.
>She takes a few seconds of fruitless struggling before giving up and realizing she is in the shallow end of the massive pool and tip toes her way to the edge of the pool, embarrassed, but glad it's just you there to see it.
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>>9532398
I don't even know what board to redirect you to so I guess you can just stay here
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youtube.com/watch?v=y05hSmADB84
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>>9532398
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>>9532370
happens a lot to me when I re-watch the episodes
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>>9532398
That's pretty neat. Not sure how its pony related though.
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>>9532398
Only one pony should go to flatland
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>>9532404
She'll be your magic user and you'll be her warrior.

SO ROMANTIC
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>>9532404
This would make a cool fic/quest.
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>>9532425

I think Bird in the Hoof did that the most for me
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>>9532425
>>9532370
>you will never watch S1 with fresh eyes again
>the magic is gone
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>>9532398
>Women are simple line-segments

WOuld that make them Flatlander Women
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>>9532450
>implying
Japan recovered the magic for me
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>>9532408

Like I'd tell anyone.

Like they'd believe me.
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>>9532452
Jeeze Dash. What the heck did you do?
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>>9532446
>a cool quest
What
No
not at all
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>>9532464

Same
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>>9532446
There's still a day left in the MLPG writing event, make it happen!
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>>9532452
>just give me some time
>severed leg
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>>9532443
Can she be the buff warrior instead?
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>>9532480
You really aren't thinking this though.
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>>9532483
How many hours, exactly?
I might whip something up tomorrow morning.
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>>9532490
Maybe they are like lizards.
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>>9532464
>tfw I don't need subtitles because I remember every single line from the english version
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>>9532483
>Lyra plays RenneQuest
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>>9532493
You're human, you can't do magic.

If you're not a warrior you're not worth shit in Equestria.
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>>9532490

It grows back.
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>>9532490
Ponies lose limbs all the time
They reform in a couple days
I don't have any applicable images on this computer
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>>9532490
It'll grow back.
It's just marshmallow.
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>trying to tell me I have shizoid mental disorder

dude
DUDE
I'm in a pony thread on 4chan
So is you. So please.
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>>9532483
Ehhh.. I've only written things a few times and they were terrible. I think I'll just stick to drawing.
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>>9532490
She got betta
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>>9532493
Some time tomorrow night, I don't know what time exactly
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>>9532515
>anon panicking carrying twilight.jpg
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>>9532493

>those proportions

Was it at all strange my first thoughts were of the Electric Light Orchestra?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj8kMmUxkSE
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>>9532504
I want subtitles just because I'm curious if they changed some dialogues.
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>>9532502
>>9532513
>>9532515
>>9532516
>>9532522
Ponies are truly exceptional creatures
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>>9532507
But I have a horn
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>>9532563
Your dick doesn't count.
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>>9532547
indeed
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>>9532556
Hah no way Fluttershy. You're totally chill in my books.
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>>9532563
We've been over this.
That's a pimple.
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>tfw this comic will never be finished
>>
Rollin'

Evens - Draw
Odds - Vidya
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>one of fluffy's videos is over 675000 views

He's all grown up now ;_;
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>>9532556
Fluttershy why are you so drunk?
Who let you into the liqueur cabinet?
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>>9532582
Last time I looked he was bitching about not being brony famous in the Steam chat.
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>>9532525
Alright, thanks. I'll try to thriw something together.
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>>9532556
Why are you wearing zecora's neck rings?
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>>9532584
>you will never make sound effects for Dash as she flies around
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>>9532591

He kinda is now, I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9T3CIZvPUY
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>>9532604
She's stretching her neck so she can deep throat more Mac cock.
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>>9532593
Cool!

Pick a good picture to go with it and submit it to mlpgwrites.tumblr.com when you're done!
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>>9532607
>there will never be an episode composed of Doug-like sound effects and music
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>>9532582
>one of tiara's videos is over 7,000,000 views

He's all grown up now ;_;
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>>9532580
>inb4 photoshopped to say "YEAH! UNF!
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>>9532607
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>>9532582
How many dollars is that?
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>>9532627
About 5 Clapcredits.
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>>9532581

LK pls
what vidya
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>>9532591
Isn't he always bitching about everything always?
Kinda like Krabb and BlueB
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>>9532613

david saville 1 day ago

anyone else see the dead space marker
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>>9532637
Yeah. Most of the people there bitch about stuff endlessly. Its kinda why I left.
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>>9532613
the ending is still cute as fuck
>>
which horse has the squishiest vagina
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>>9532659
Lyra
she use a pump to make it nice and plump
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>>9532619
>Doug

Fuckin miss that show. Was chill as fuck.
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>>9532659
Me.
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>>9532659
>wanna find out?
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>>9532627

http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/FluffyMixer

this is of course assuming that he's already monetized his videos and nobody who has ever viewed his videos ever uses adblock
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>>9532635
Bioshock Infinite
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>>9532659
But only when she's not all crystally
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>>9532694
Totally.
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>>9532620

Yeah he is >D
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>>9532688
>>9532690
>>9532694
God damn it Lyra
Why can't you be real
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>>9532646

>somebody from mlpg becomes a successful animator
>human marker pone is an re-accuring easter egg in the background of one of their cartoon series
>>
http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/deusgear
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>>9532702
>*squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch*
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>>9532688
>you buy her a larger set of cups when she fills hers completely
>she lets you watch her break them in
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>>9532731
>somebody from mlpg becomes successful
immersion broken
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>>9532731

I'm on it!
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>>9532689
>chk-ah-p-tah, chk-ah-p chk-ah-p chk-ah
HELLO THERE DOUGLATH!
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>>9532719
But doesn't knowing you can never get me make it all the more desirable? You can look. But you can
never
ever
touch~
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>>9532760

I am going to draw Lyra fucking you just to spite you!
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>>9532756
VERY EXTHPENTHIVE
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>>9532760
NO.

I WANT TO TOUCH.
Nonsexually.
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>>9532739

It's probably way less than that because of adblock.
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>>9532635
Probably that Star Road SM64 ROMhack thinger. It's been fun so far.
>>9532701
But I didn't even get it yet.
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>>9532766
>No one will ever draw you ironic hate pornography
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>>9532777

yeah...
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>>9532655
I for one can't stand Vulapa or Mordecai
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>>9532782
I love ponies.
>>
HOLYSHIT
http://i.imgur.com/dJsihND.jpg
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>tfw when there is a japanese counterpart for everyone in jmlpg
>tfw when they'll have better drawfags who are just like you
I guess...my time here is done
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>>9532793

What's wrong, anonymous?
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>>9532799
>that feel when when
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>>9532796
Lyra is such a playful pone.
She would be too fun.
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>>9532777
Guess again
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>>9532799

Gosh his bowtie is cute
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>>9532799
They don't like sharks in Japan, they just eat them
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>>9532619
>>9532689
>>9532756

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cQbU2xLGA3
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>you will never be crushed between Japanese Space Babs' thighs
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>>9532799
Oh, shush you. Its not even a competition silly.
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>>9532816

You don't get money from a view if the person is using adblock.
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>>9532799
maybe they'll learn english and join us
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>>9532796
How would a pony react to mass media?
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>>9532813
>don't have your own Lyra
>every day isn't an exciting new adventure
why do I even bother
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>>9532834
I like to believe they would reject it and continue living peacefully without it
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>>9532826
Doesn't matter. the higher views still raise impressions of the video meaning the ads pay more on that vid than another.
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>>9532816

That's right, views have a lesser amount but still pay per impression right?
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>>9532795
I went into the Steamchat once.
It was awful.
No really, it was pretty bad.
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>>9532799
Will they have their own japanon?
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>>9532866
>Ameribrony
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>>9532859

it's still less though. who the fuck doesn't use adblock
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>>9532866
>Americanon
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>>9532769

is that chubby pregnant tummy?

oh god why did THAT turn me on
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>>9532862
There are some pretty cool guys there. Its just that the rabble outnumber them drastically.
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>>9532876
Most of the internet doesn't use adblock. How do you think youtube had 11.3 billion dollars in REVENUE (expected was 3.5) for 2012?
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>>9532862
Are we sharing steam chat experiences/opinions now?

Jr seems like a cool guy, but I CAN'T STAND HIS DRONES trying to suck his dick every time he goes online
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>>9532846
Everything is terrible.
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>>9532889
Because that's how much she loves you
It keeps growing, she loves you more and more each day
>>
HI HI HI~
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>>9532889
Chub is wonderful.
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>>9532889
Would you raise her mutant spawn as your own or would you dash it against the rocks and leave it in the forest?
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>>9532893

MLPG.co is pretty cool

either that or the piss hasn't discovered it yet
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>>9532889
Because you want to impregnate.
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>tiara commissioned me
>I still haven't finished it because I want it to be perfect
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>>9532880
I bet he is like sentenal
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>>9532889
Why indeed
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>>9532912

pregnant fetish frightens me for personal reasons
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>>9532925
What is it?
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>>9532914
mlpg.co is slow as heck though. No one even goes there except for quests.
>>
i have a crush on diamond tiarawhy
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>>9532902
Yeah, Jr is a genuinely cool guy when he's not doing the "ironic" brony thing. That describes a few of the members for me, actually. Mostly they're just faggots or background noise though.
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>>9532934
that's not pregnancy though, that's feeder fetish
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what if you came to equestira and found lyra trying to entice you with a piece of meat
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>>9532925

>tfw still no commissions.
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>>9532934
Pregnant fetish frightens me too. I just like chub though, on ponies atleast.
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>>9532953

oh, so like cartoon inflation? well that's okay!
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>>9532934
Are you afraid of getting pregnant, anon?
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>>9532939
It doesn't matter.
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>>9532948
You wat m8
>>9532952
Tell JR to make flashes faster. I've been waiting for ages since he first announced it.
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>>9532956

>tfw literally too many people want commissions and youre afraid to open them up again because people will be made when they dont get slots within the first minute
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would lyra fuck a nonhuman at all?
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>>9532955
I'd be enticed so fast.
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>>9532977
Go back to bed, Breadburns
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>>9532977

you too?
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>>9532977

*mad
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>>9532955
As long as it's a nice steak, I'll bite.
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>>9532955
I'd grab it and bite into it right there
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>>9532952
What's your opinion on Vulapa?
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>>9532969

i have a crush on diamond tiara

dressed as a bat

taking it up the ass by her father filthy rich or moneybags or wtf his name is
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>>9532977
LK go play vidya already
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>>9532990
would you try to be as intimidating as possible

would you stand up tall and make her tremble at the sight of you
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>>9533004

what the FUCK is a vulapa?
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>>9532955
Did she cook it?

What sort of meat is it?
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>>9533004
He's pretty much the main reason I left. Can't stand the guy.
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>>9533006
But that's not me, and I am already.
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oh baby
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>>9532968
YOU FUCKING TEASE
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>>9532912
I wanna draw like PK, her art is so good
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>>9533014
Only if I don't REALLY really scare her.
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>>9533030
protip:[/spoiler]it turns her on[/spoiler]
she gets off to the fear
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it's shit
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Hope you fags are ready for LBYS, cause dem voices
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>>9533027
Draw big pone tummies
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>>9533020
Would you believe there are people who whiteknight him on the chat?
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>>9533027

I'm not fond of her attitude, though. Seems like every post she makes in her tumblr is her going "look how stupid this person is!" or griping about something.
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>>9533016
It's cooked pork.
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>>9533024
sauce?
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>>9533027

I know I am insanely jealous of her and her skill and success
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>>9533036
>Eeep! *squelch* *squelch*
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>>9533015
Vampire tulpa
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>>9533027
Hah! You and me both, sister.
I try out some pencil sketches like that every once and a while. Not even close though.
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>>9533036
>fucked up the spoilers
i am disappointed
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>>9533065
Spitfire where are your nostrils

How do you even breathe
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>being this meta
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>>9532977
Fuck off Braeburned
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>>9533058
And he does what?
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>>9533078
She absorbs oxygen through her skin.
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>>9533024
>Sex will recharge my magic

Shouldn't Rarity be the most powerful unicorn in Equestria then?
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spitfire dump is now go
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>>9533089

Ponies are fuckin magic anyway, dont hurt yourselves guys
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>>9533050
Assuming it's cooked all the way through (can Equestrian hogs even get trichinosis?), I'd accept it.

Pork chops are good.

Does she want something in return?
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>>9533047
I recall there being a few pedophiles there, so I shouldn't be surprised really.
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>>9533086
Sucks
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>Girls who think they're quirky and hip for liking Dr. Who more than anyone should
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>>9533040

cute face
i'm a little curious what else is happening though
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>>9533027
I like her rendering but I don't care as much for her drawing.

I'd rather be able to do stuff like this.

Look at that squish.
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Why is she so purple /co/?
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>>9533110
>Dr.

My autism's acting up.
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>>9533004
Hate his guts.
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Stop meta, PONE.
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>>9533102
She just wanted to get close to an actual human.
Do what you want, you're the predator.
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>>9533110

>what is nerd culture bullshit

I really hope it fucking dies
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>>9533024
>Meanwhile, Celestia is laughing her ass off as she watches this going on via hidden camera
>She can't believe that Luna is so naive to have believed her little story about restoring magic via sex
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>>9533114

Oh god...nipponese lightning cunt and flitter/cc

muh dick
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>>9533115

It's really just one highlight line that makes it stand out.
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>>9533110
Dr Who fucking sucks.

Deus ex machina/Mary Sue: the show.
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>tfw it's 3:30am and im about to make pasta

Like... literally. With bacon and sausage and all.
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>>9533139
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>>9533104
Also he's the one who brings the loli and horsecocks discussion here when he's "bored" so you should watch out
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>>9533110
>girls who are le epic nerds xd
>girls in general

I really should just be gay.
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Which pony only plays vidya on an n-gage?
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>>9533110
>people watching Doctor Who after 10's demise
>people praising 11th as some kind of prettyboy messiah
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Well Tess is alive again.
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>>9533136
>when you get closer she tenses up and freezes
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>>9533159
>so you should watch out
Vulapa please.
I already knew that though.
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>>9533163
That's the safe route.

Marriage and heterosexual sex are the 2 most dangerous things a man can do.
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>>9533024
>find source
>literally 2 pages of luna sex
>rest filled with bullshit

YOU HAD ONE JOB NIPOON
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>>9533136
>nibbling and playful nipping during fun-time makes her melt
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>>9533170
I know right

His face looks like a hammer.
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>>9533166
>N-Gage
I forgot that abomination existed.
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>>9533173
The dead can't come back to life anon.
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>>9533149
Nah man I'm talking about the pose.

The curves, the folds, the hard angles and sharp corners. The slight definition of the ribcage.

Take away the color and background and it would still be gorgeous because even in such a non-active pose it's so full of energy.
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>>9533174
>her breath is short and shallow as your hand grows closer and closer to her head
>she starts whimpering as you get moments from touching her
Boop!
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>>9533184
>The Nihongo in charge of anything
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>>9533180
Man.. I'm awkward enough around chicks. I can't even imagine trying to flirt with guys who may or may not be into it.
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>>9533170
Eccleston was best Doctor.
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>>9533173
fuck
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>>9533191
He's also a big pansy and a momma's boy
>"I am the doctor, and I am afraid"
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
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>>9533204
I'll fite yu

Rose is worst companion, Donna/Martha or bust.
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>>9533208
>his nan is dead
;~;
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>>9533198
>her face freezes into a scrunch
>she's too nervous to stop scrunching
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>>9533208
Oh my fucking god

That wasn't a joke
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>>9533110

Doctor...WHO?
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>>9533202
That's what gay bars are for

Also, you get to make fun of all the hags who go to them
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>>9533176
>Vulapa please.
b-but I'm n-not t-talking like t-this, anon-san :3333
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>>9533170
Disregard 10

Disregard 11

Acquire 3rd, 4th and 5th.
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>>9533238

Look on the bright side, you get to play the chick there. Guys will buy you drinks if they're into you and you can just pick and choose from there.
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>>9533188
>while she's trying to entice you with meat you reach out and pinch the tip of her ear
>her magic immediately goes out and she drops the meat
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>>9533242
No stoppit.
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>>9533204
>not Baker

I disagree.
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>>9533157

I just realized Moogega, the 2nd good one, isn't in there
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>>9533238

>trying to find someone to start a relationship with at a bar
no no that never works
if you have a really close best friend, just try and get them to turn gay
its perfect
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>anybody who doesn't think the series peaked with Tennant
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>>9533110
The annoyed reaction I always get when I refer to the main character as "Doctor Who" to hardcore fans is strangely satisfying.
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Daily reminder.
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>>9533287

>who is this doctor, exactly? does the show ever answer this question?
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>>9533287
>>9533300

>implying that ever really works

It's like asking us "Isn't MLP a show for little girls?" and expecting a legitamate response
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>>9533291
>glass

welp, the only love I will ever know is wrong
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>>9533284
>if you have a really close best friend
Ack. I don't even have normal friends. Math people are just too damn nervous and awkward. Complete shut-ins. I should just hang out with the arts guys more.
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>>9533300

>Is this show a "the grinch" spinoff?
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>>9533311
Works for me.
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>>9533316
>tfw you're a math person
All I want is someone to trust me unconditionally so I can trust them back, is that so hard?
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>>9533262
D'aww, poor thing. Would there be any way to touch and squeeze her without setting her off?
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>>9533300
>"This is like Star Track right?"
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>>>/tg/24007707
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>>9533291
>there are people who take shipping this seriously
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>>9533342
No no

>"He's like Spak from Star Track, right?"
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>>9533338
>>9533316

Usually, the perfect people for you, and the relationships you have with them, are made online
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>>9533241
I don't know. Given the actual picture that you should link to, it doesn't seem to be a great critique. It's not that helpful and seems to be more about his personal taste; I say that just because I've heard of that sketching technique consisting in rendering just a few focal parts of a drawing.
Although the second part is more interesting: he mentions 'rectangles', which could indicate a lack of volume he perceived.
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>>9533285
>implying Eccleston isn't the best
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>>9533339
Probably not.

She thinks you're a violent predator.
She always wanted to get close to a human, but now that one is in front of her and she sees how big you are, she's not so sure.
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>>9533342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjthP7AmpUA
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>>9533358
>>9533342
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>>9533361
Yeah like where? Here? That's just silly Anon.
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>>9533355
This is pretty good.
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>>9533380

Ha.
one of them frequents here
But you just gotta form relationships. Interact with people over things. share skypes, share fetishes whatever
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>>9533375
Aww.
But what if I just want to snuggle and cuddle and rub her belly.
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>>9533415
You don't, Wheaties.

You never, ever do.
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>>9533403
>putting your huge hands near her soft underbelly
Jeez anon, are you trying to scare her to death?
She probably thinks you're about to gut her.
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>This kills the pony
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>>9533398
Yeah, that's completely true.
One day Anon. One day I'll scrounge up a meager renown and finally attract people who want to be around me.
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>>9533355
Oh fuck... So that's where this cat's from!
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>>9533403
>>9533425
I think it would be so much fun frightening the ponies, they're so adorable when they're scared.
I wouldn't be able to keep it up for very long due to the instinct to hug them, but it would be great.
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>>9533441

>not having one of each color

OH well, It's a start.
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>>9533342
Oh god. That just reminded me when I went to Shore Leave and the actor who played Carson Beckett on Stargate: Atlantis was recounting telling his parents he just got the part on the show.

>"What's that? Star Trek?"
>"No mum, Stargate."
>"You're going to be on Star Trek?"
>"No, StarGATE"
>"HEY HONEY, OUR SON'S GONNA BE ON STAR TREK!"
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>>9533441
>Customs problems
>Customs seizes your package
>You have to go in person to claim your horse dildo
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>>9533415
Stop being sad? I don't understand.
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>>9533441
>he doesn't have a gf that jerks him off with an anthro mare fleshlight
>he doesn't have a gf that wears a buttplug tail
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>>9533441
Bronioes?
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How the fuck do I watch the Japanese dub in America when I don't have the hard drive space to just download the thing
This is killing me
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>>9533441
One of his friends apparently ordered it for him.

But still

>Getting a horse fleshlight
>not even intending to use it

What's the point.
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>>9533459

Aha, that reminds me of when Hop's horsecock dildo got him stopped at an airport.
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>>9533415

you don't
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>>9533476
I think hes trying to play coy.
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>>9533459
Oh good god. That would be the most hilariously awkward thing ever. I wonder how much this happens, if at all.
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>>9533476
I'm sure it was a joke.
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ruuruu
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>>9533355
holy shit that's adorable
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>>9533480
Aha, what? Where was he going that he couldn't bear to temporarily part ways with his horse dong?
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>>9533503

Well yeah, it was partly to humor him, but they probably expect him to use it at some point. Why wouldn't he
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>>9533475
>2013
>Running out of hard drive space

The shit nigga, the fuck kind of hard drive do you have? A goddamn 80gb IDE Maxtor?
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>>9533505
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>>9533486

>being sad
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>>9533480
I'm sure a horse cock dildo at any size could be considered a bludgeoning weapon
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>>9533516
A fucking mid-range laptop from 2009, and no, I can't afford any sort of external hard drive,
because I'm absolutely broke.
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>>9533533
>Someone tries to hijack an airplane with a horsecock dildo
Imagine the headlines.
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>>9533509
He was probably traveling in Amareica. Zing!
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>tfw you kinda want a horse fleshlight but are shied away due to price and the fact that you really have no place to hide it.
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Does anyone else think Nightmare Rarity is the coolest thing to happen to MLP in a while?
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>>9533533

And tonight's hot story: a man is brutally beaten with an equine modeled adult toy.
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>>9533545
Hands in the air, see? Keep 'em where I can see 'em, and nobody gets thwacked.
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>>9533509

He brought it to a con pretty much just to do this
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>>9533548
>tfw you kinda want mlp stuff but are shied away due to price and the fact that you really have no place to hide it
I know that feel. Sorta.
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>>9533423
>>9533461
>>9533486
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>>9533549

>does anyone else think rarity is the coolest thing to happen to the series

fixed just a smidge
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Scootaloo is best filly for sexual

https://images.4channel.org/f/src/Scootsfinalsound.swf
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>>9533549
Looks more like Diamond Tiara.
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>>9533549
Not really, actually. She's fairly bland at the moment.
She needs that aethereal hair and some armor. Right now she looks like Frankenstein's bride after a shower with some blackface.
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>>9533572
easily fixed
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>>9533548
>been eyeing up the Natascha
>no place to hide it
that feel
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>>9533570
>that fucking spell-check
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>>9533415
Anti depressants
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>>9533599
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>>9533599

>dash
>the best thing to happen to ponies

Yeah, maybe if you're a brony
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>>9533570
Damnit, tiny crystal horse. Come back and give me a hug.
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>>9533617
What's a brony?
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>>9533549
Yes, Yes she is
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>>9533634
I think its just a play on the word bro. Its compliment maybe?
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>>9533634
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>>9533607
hide it in your pants
nobody will ever look there
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>>9533634
A miserable pile of manchildren.
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This is My Little Pony.
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>>9533646
Is that a silicone dog pussy in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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>>9533679
>twilight anal first time no lube some cry.gif
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>>9533679
No that's my little pony.
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>>9533679
No. Thats MY little pony.
>>
http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/petshop.swf
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>>9533679

>10yo unicorn tooled in ass some cry
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>>9533704
>>9533697
Can't you share?
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>>9533679
And this here is mine, and none of you can have her. Capiche?
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>>9533708
Old news.
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>>9533708
>doesn't drown when you give it water
can't they do anything right?
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>>9533720
What the hay is "sharing"? I've never read about it in any of my books. And I've read a LOT of books.
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>>9533744
What?
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>>9533708
>Kick it
>Trust in player: 0/10
>Set off a bomb next to it
>Trust in player: 11/10
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>>9533614
>>9533619
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>>9533708

>you can kick them around and throw bombs at them
>they cower in fear and cry
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>>9533708
>Give it water
>It doesnt drown
>Instead it gives the message "nummies fo fwuffy"
0/10
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>>9533757

>psychopath logic
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If someone bought you a horsecock or a marge vagina, would you use it
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>>9533708
The fact that they used greentext in the game bugs me more than anything.
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>>9533776
Of course. It would be incredibly rude not to.
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>>9533767
>>9533751

But you can't torture something once it's dead
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>>9533776

>marge vagina
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>>9533776
>marge vagina
>>