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>>9530345
>Capitalist Pig Dash
You make me laugh.

Dash is a very lame pony.

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Rarity is the prettiest smartest most loving mistress

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>>9530345
>implying USA exists

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FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
NO THERE'S A HEFTY FUCKIN' FEE

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>>9530230
Wonky eye placement is all.

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>mined ponycoins for 3 months
>they are now up to 100$ a coin
>went and got them certefied, then went to buy a 1000 worth of pony toys
>the lady at the cash register looked at me funny and told me they dont take fake money
>i started telling her that this was real backed up money and how its as good as anyone elses!
>was kicked out by the security
well i guess hasbro doesnt want MY money, assholes.

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THIS NIGHTMARE RARITY TEX

THIS ONE

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I think Rarity is secretly a Vox Populi

horse

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>>9530401
Why is Rarity sexiest pony?

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>>9530373
Da

>>9530406
AND IF YOU DON'T THROW IN YOUR BUCK O FIVE WHO WILL?
Ooooo, buckofaaahhve....

>>9530401
I'd fuck the mistress out of her.

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Rainbow Dash is best pony!

>>9530439
>the nacklace
>them shoes
>them earings
>that dress
MY DICK

>>9530431
Yeah, nah.

>>9530427
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THIS IS OUT NOW??? IS IT ISSUE SIX?

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>>9530422
ITS ONLY GOOD TO BUY DRUGS WITH!

>>9530422
>Trying to use buttcoins at mainstream shops

lewl. Buttcoins are still a niche currency. You'll have to get them converted into MURRICABUX in order to actually use your buttcoins.

>>9530439
>the squiggle tail forms an R

HORY SHITO

>>9530481
Not officially but there are scans out of the whole comic. Over the weekend 100 comics were given out at WonderCon

>>9530467
nigga she a rainbow

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>>9530472
I know right?

We seriously need art of Raarity in denim jeans.

>>9530427
This is sexy as fuck. Corruption is delicious, and black mares are beautiful.

>>9530439
Her voice, femininity, and eyes I would have to say have to do with that for many people

>>9530532

I'm excited to see more of the 2 Hippy characters that Andy talked about to me

>>9530537
>you'll never rape a pony black

>watching jap dub
>applejack's voice

It just ain't right.

>>9530427
1000/10, would worship without question.

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>>9530537
>you'll never mingle in their astro manes

>>9530567
Yeah hers sucks, Dash's too.

The rest are great though

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>>9530537
Where do you guys get these fetishes?

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>>9530561

I want to see more of these guys.

MT pls, more 63 marker pone

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>>9530171
Scherzo did you see this?

>>9530481
Yup, have a gallery of scans.

http://imgur.com/a/2pWnW

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はい。日本のポニー。それはとてもかわいいです。ちょうどミクのように!

>>9530571
Eeehh, I don't really like Sombra.
>>9530579
/d/, Japan, Furries

Where did all these CYOA threads come from recently? I never noticed how many of them there are before...

>>9530579
Corruption of Champions for me.
The first time you lose in combat to a minotaur and get addicted to their semen,
eventually drinking so much mind-addling cum that you're reduced to a giggling, brainless sex toy,
you'll never think about sex the same way again

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>>9530467
>rainbow dash flaps her wings just like that when she climaxes

>>9530611
TTGL sucks.

>>9530611

hahaha.

>>9530604
No no no, I was just wondering if it was OUT.
I don't like to read the new issue until I buy it at the store.
But I'm sure others will appreciate this.

>>9530582
That scene bothers me.

If it's supposed to take place between S2 and 3 THEN WHY WAS TRIXIE THERE AND NO ONE GAVE A SHIT

That seriously took me out of that panel.

Toga Pinkie was adorable

>>9530611
>pony.png

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>>9530601
What does a beatle that big feel like?
Does it feel like a tortoise shell?
>>9530620
/d/ is dick girls, right?

>>9530601
Yes.

And I kinda did that, though I did use white for the more intense part of the reflection.

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>>9530611
>In Japan there is a MLPG.
>They are just like us.

>>9530624
Is there some place where I can just read passages & paths from CoC? I don't want to play a whole gaaaammmmee......

>>9530622
On /v/?

It's weird, they pop up suddenly, stay for a while, and then go dormant again.

>>9530653
But if you look the at the dot on the color wheel (not the square in the center) it barely moves.

Vary it some more.

>>9530648
/d/ is mostly dickgirls, but other stuff is covered as well.

>>9530663
Set it to no bullshit mode then.

>>9530611
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Hai. Japan の ポ ni ー そ れ は と て も か わ い い です on. ち ょ the う ど ミ ク the の よ う に!

Man, this translation is bananas

>>9530656
how horrifying

>>9530656
>we will never connect with them and know true brotherhood or friendship
>the bronytakus get to them first

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>>9530626
I want to make Rainbow Dash climax.

>>9530663
>>9530687
I just turn on debug mode and use minerva to screw with stats whenever I want to change something

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>Jap dub aired
>no word from Japanon.

>>9530645
ポニー

>>9530725
he ded

>>9530723
It's a .swf file. Can I just open it in flash and look at everything?

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I just want to bury my head between this pony's thighs and explore every nook and crevice with my tongue
Is that really too much to ask

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>>9530702
That would be nice

Though really I'd be content with any mare

>>9530782
She would think you're pretty funny cause there's nothing down there

>>9530782
Yes.

She wants to explore all your crannies, too.

>>9530439
>>9530401
Speaking of Rarity, did Snarky post any new CR?

guys pls, I really dont want to have to download the episode and youtube is being fucktarded. Where can I see japhorse again?

>>9530782

what if she got too curious and did it first

I'd like to give thanks to MT for the picture and everything for the ask-mlpg tumblr. All credit goes to her.

Just in case someone didn't realize, it was a joke. I'm not a consultant.;_;

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>>9530782
apparently it is

>>9530725
He quit ponies.

>>9530791
I mean, it's only her teats and vagina and anus, what's excting about those?

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>>9530782
Replace that pony with this pony and thighs with butt cheeks, and I just want the same thing.

>>9530656
>Japan gets the show.
>Tentacles.
...waait a minute.

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Respekkkt.

>>9530801
>>>/yayponies/

>>9530782
>>9530811
I...I just want to cuddle them. I don't wanna fuck 'em .-.

>>9530811

>that face

it's amazing how subtle differences can make a face like that so different/perfect.

I wanna mess around with one now.

is it normal to not want waifu for sexually but want other pon?

>>9530672

I've never seen this many of them on /mlp/ though. Now and again, yeah, but it seems like a couple of weeks ago there was only ASNYiE and PQ happinging regularly, and now there's often 3 or 4 random CYOA threads on the front page at any given time. I never noticed them before.

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>>9530782
>licking lyra all over

o-oh

>>9530791
But she still feels it

>>9530826

Wait so you want a nonsexual waifu and sexual other pone?

Who is other pone?

>>9530823
I want to fuck 'em and cuddle them to sleep after.

>>9530644
I didn't actually notice Trixie. Luna's non-starry mane bugged me though.

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>>9530826
WHICH PONY IS IT MEW
WHICH PONY ARE YOU WANTING TO SEXUAL
classy, surreal porn when

>>9530826

which one would lyra be

>>9530826
>wanting to fuck all ponies except your special pony

Well, I suppose it's okay as long as you let her fuck whomever she wants, too.

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>>9530782
Okay then, guess it's time for this pic once again.

>>9530848
That is a really cute pony
damn

>>9530826
You can think about other mares, sure. You think you're not the only human Lyra lusts after?

>>9530856
Are they sleeping?

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>>9530826
I'd be a better husbando than you.

You make me sick.

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>>9530849
>Lose your dick to eat pussy
I think your fetish borders on obsessive there Anon

>>9530823
Anon this relationship ain't gonna work if you aren't into it

I'm a young mare looking for someone special and if you're not it I'll have to keep looking

>>9530644
because seth isn't writing the pages.
also trixie is probably a well characterized pony in the comics unlike the show where she is an insufferable twat

>>9530777
I doubt its that easy, but feel free to experiment

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>>9530848
i would only paint porn if i could make it more cute than sexually
>>9530837
lyra is pure pony maiden
i couldn't

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>>9530870
probably not

>>9530894
YOU WOULD FUCK LITTLE FILLY FLUTTERSHY?

>>9530894

Just draw some ball fondling.

>>9530870
Lyra seems to be really enjoying that nap.

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>tfw snails grows up big and strong

I believe.

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>>9530894
>lyra is pure pony maiden

You really make her uncomfortable putting her on a pedestal like that.

>>9530902
>that old animaton of orsecock cumming on her face
I would

>>9530826
I used to be like that

>>9530870
>falling asleep with your head between her thighs
haah waaw

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>>9530894
Really?
I didn't expect you to go after Fluttershy
That's cool, I guess

>>9530889
What does Seth have to do with this?

>>9530688
総 is thread
Most of it is obvious, the part in parenthesis is "Total ranking: 1208498"

The last line is very simple, it's "Yes. Japanese ponies. They are very cute. The "miku" was spot on!
Mik? Meek?

>>9530915
>Snails turns into total beefcake
>DT and SS catfight over who gets to slobber on his massive dick

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>>9530849
I'm right there with you
Still, Lyra is boring and has no defining characteristics beyond "humans XD"

>>9530915
This is some cool art.

>>9530915
i don't.
have to have physical comedy relief somewhere and males always take the brunt of that poorly written shit in the god awful world of ponies.

i want to watch mew fucking the shit out of fluttershy while lyra watches crying for her husbando who will never touch her

>>9530915
I wouldn't mind having a new gen with the CMC and the baby cakes as main characters if it was like this

You will never a huge spaghettimancer Lyra

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>>9530916
would you give lyra what she wants

and more

>>9530930
if it involves trixie seth is not far behind. just getting it out of the way

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>>9530955
>spaghettimancer lyra
I wish there was more of this.
She's always so forward in all the pics of her.

>>9530819
Why is the video so shit on there though? Parts seem edited out and there's a lot of artifacts when it does so. What happened?

>>9530955
>tfw no big pony to cuddle

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>>9530929
>>9530902
woah woah woah i never said that
>>9530909
>DRAWING DICKS

b-but i'm not gay
>>9530952
B-BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I-

YOU KNOW WHAT

IF LYRA ISN'T PURE PONY MAIDEN THEN I WILL TAKE HER AS PON FOR SEXUALLY

whenever I see ponies I just lose it

I start to jerk my cock frantically, fantasizing about spillin a neverending orgasm of my cum into equestria, my semen flowing into massive tentacles that raped all its inhabitants, filling their supple horse-pussies with my sperm,.leaving them crying and pregnant as my cum floods the land, soiling it forever with quadrillions of my little swimmers in their hot salty white plasma, forever fertilizing the poor ponies of ponyville.

>>9530929
File name is funny because she is laying down and it says lame! Classic april fools!

MLPG, I will be back to drawing after I finish updating and doing everything else with this computer.

>>9530990

I never said dicks, I said balls. Big heavy bulging horse balls.

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>>9530990
it's not gay if it's a marshmallow horse

>>9530993
fag

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>not wanting lyra to play you a lullaby

So, who'd be your breeder mare

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>>9531012
>implying
sb pls

>>9531024
Someone post Lyra farting on anon.

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>>9531016

Ponies are always dirty, kinky whores around humans.

It's something about human pheromones affecting pony hormones.

Mares just get absolutely soaking wet and quite publicly lewd when in extended proximity with human males, and stallions get borderline rapey after awhile of being near human females.

This is why humans were exiled from Equestria. Otherwise pony society would have devolved into being sex slaves for humanity.

>>9531034
I wish you people would stop calling me that

>>9531031
Octavia

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>>9531035
No.

mew pls, when is next loiro

ponies are canonically drunk when they have too much salt

why isn't there more "tipsy pony after she swallows your jizz and keeps wanting more to get her drunker" content out there

>>9531055

I'm sick of Mew's Loiro. I want to see him draw wheatie again.

With crystal anon.

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>>9531039
So you're saying Lyra wants to be a sex slave.

>>9531031
Cheerilee, she needs it.

>>9531039
Can I still have a loving pone waifu if I keep her regularly satisfied? I don't want a sex slave. ;_;

>>9531079
unf

oh hey
mewball was just in my tumblr suggestions

i dont know why i haven't yet!

>>9531071

Because ponies have lots of other species to satisfy their salt lust.

Like Diamond dogs and minotaurs.

>>9531055
i have two ideas queued up in my head

im busy now though, so if all goes well, tomorrow.

>>9530980
well, they cut at least a minute to make room for the intro. I compared side by side, and most of Twilight and Spike writing the letter (including the hourglass foreshadowing) are gone. Plus a few small trims elsewhere

>>9531081

She cant teach if she's full of seed every year

>>9531079
lyra would be a tripfag

>>9531071
Is pony jizz not salty then?
Is it sweet?

>>9531089
I don't know why Mew hasn't me yet. ;_;

>>9531093

Mew movie stram when?

Or is that mewvie stram?

>>9531034
Then you'll jut have to make sure penis:vagina ratio is 1:1 and you'd be all right.

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>>9531079
>you will never be Lyra's big spoon

>>9531079
Only because she can't help herself. It's almost like going through estrus for her. Gets so horny that all she can think of is "rut me rut me rut me rut me shut up and stick your DICK in me"

>>9531083
Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.

>tfw you're happy because you know Mew is a total creepy waifuing fag like you who won't be driven off by this talk like everyone else.

>#bigdickproblems

>>9531131
>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
Fuck... ;_;
Is there no way at all?

>>9531131
>Lyra is hot for humans
>Considers herself "mansexual"
>Tells her straight and lesbian friends to check their privileges.

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>9531131
>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
This is my fetish

>>9531159

I was about to put #whiteprivilage

But i think this is literally the only instance where we might actually have a black privilige

big dicks

>>9531159
SB pls

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>>9531071
because there really isn't that much salt in your semen

>>9531179
Night best princess.

>>9531131
Anyone have that Lyra/anon greentext?

You know, the ONE.
>IloveyouIloveyouIloveyou

http://derpibooru.org/285914

Why is there no fanart of fencing foal?

Is fencing foal a colt or a filly you think?

>>9531179
G'night.

>>9531122
ha
i have a movie downloaded already, but it will probably have to wait until later in the week.
>>9531124
so are you saying futa
absolutely disgusting
>>9531152
hey, im not a fag

>>9531181
You have a terrible fetish then.

>>9531131
>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
Oh, well

I don't want that.

>>9531164
*shrug* You could try becoming a scientist and researching a cologne that blocks human pheromones?

Mew if you don't want to draw dicks then hide them inside vaginas.

>>9531207

2 ponies

a male pony and a female pony

>>9531207
no not futa, what the hell

draw them separately in equal numbers

>>9531096
Alright, so the trimming isn't so bad later on then? I paused the thing because I didn't want to watch a cut up version if a fuller version existed elsewhere.

If they keep this longer intro doesn't that mean they'll have to cut parts from all the episodes?
That's going to be kind of jarring for foreigners who have seen the original. That's not really a big deal to them though I guess.

Just seems like kind of a hassle to do that to every episode.

>>9531208
She's happy, I'm happy, life is perfect for me and Lyra.

>>9531207
Not necessarily. You can have 1 penis, 1 vagina and two ponies in a picture. The distribution of said pats is all up to you. The fact that your mind went automatically for futa is telling, however.

>>9531131
>Pony sex addicts

>Pony has the shakes, scratching at her forelegs as she tries to coax you into giving her "one more hit"
>"C-c'mon Anon, I need this real bad, I can't I can't think straight I need it, oh goddess I'm so fuckin' horny and it hurts it hurts it hurts just please, one more time, just one more time"

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>>9531207
I'm glad you're not gay.

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Would you let this pone bully you into giving her sexual favors?

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Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
Consistent preference for solitary activities.
Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.
Indifference to either praise or criticism.
Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
Indifference to social norms and conventions.
Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.

How many of these describe you?

>>9531276
Fuck no.

>>9531276
I would rape her.

>>9531279
None of them.

>>9531241
>>9531226
>>9531225
but then i only have to draw one pony

efficiency
>>9531215
but isn't that gay

>everyone wanting pone to be desperate and crazy and begging for your dick
>and i'm just over here wanting a nice fun slower fuck
>no desperate screams or yells, just soft panting and long whines and giggles and gasps
>trying lots of different positions and seeing a wide smile spread across her face as you hilt again

>>9531279
Certainly not that last one!

>>9531276
>mfw I'm reminded of the greentext where it's Anonpony and DT in highschool, and she's interested in you because rumor has it that you have a huge cock
>And you end up fucking her in the stairwell

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Why is Rainbow Dash such a potato?

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>>9531290
But Anon, she'd get you locked up.
She's rich, you know.

You'd have to play by her rules if you wanted a taste of that cute filly snatch.

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>>9531279
>How many of these describe you?
Uh, let me see.

>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.
Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.
Consistent preference for solitary activities.
Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.

All of these apply.
>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.
This one too,

>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.
And these ones.

How'd I do?

>>9531297

>but isn't that gay

You do understand sex right? The pituitary gland and all that?

>>9531317
No, I would rape her in my rape dungeon.

>>9531314
because she is bait for the irish

>>9531313
post

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>>9531313

>>9531279
Yes I'm depressed. It's been that way off and on for several years now. About twelves. The better and longer my highs the harder and longer my lows are. When I first discovered pony I was doing great for over six months. Then it all crashed again. My cycle is much smaller now, about three or four days.

>>9531279
Five. So am I autistic or depressed or what are you trying to tell me here?

>>9531317
She's tiny, I could take her.

At least she isnt a snake, snakes are dangerous as fuck.

>>9531233
twilight doesn't look at the moon from in bed, and there are a few seconds missing before nightmare moon appears as well.

>>9531321
I swear, greentext is my mortal enemy.

>>9531299
>every time she tries to say something you interrupt her with another deep thrust
>whenever you kiss, she winks extra hard to pull you in
>this goes on for hours without a word nor climax until she whispers hotly into your ear, "Cum inside me."

>>9531279
Im pretty depressed about my current situation and super afraid of my future. I feel like im going to be homeless very soon and have nowhere to go.

>>9531313
>rumor has it that you have a huge cock
Maybe a little oil?

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I dunno Twilight. These japay-knees seem might suspicious to me.

>>9531279
>Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.
Does desire for sexual experiences with a cartoon pony count?

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I will laugh if this update gets my account banned.

>>9531279
four

>>9531372
why would it

just check the NWS content box on your tumblr profile

>>9531372
what now

>>9531386
...oops~

>>9531372
If its human on pone or loli then make it a thumbnail showing nothing and host the image on imgur.

>>9531396
link

>>9531391
http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/
Things got a little wiggly.

>>9531279
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection
Maybe if real life wasn't so goddamn boring I would like it better than my fantasies.

>>9531297
Mew draw an efficient hermaphrodite pony

>>9531418
Now why in the hell would that get your account banned.

>>9531279
All of them except for the last one.
Unless ponies don't count as people.

>>9531279
Just
>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships
>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection
No friends isn't by choice though and fantasy comes from only ever having myself for company. Stupid crippling shyness sucks, goddamn. I try all the time to get over it, but I just end up making a fool of myself and becoming even more alienated.

>>9531437
I have no idea how prissy tumblr is...
They kinda look like horse dicks.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax8CmR6PCbI

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>>9531429
Real life is about to get a lot more interesting.

Just wait, just watch.
You like explosions right?

>>9531460
>tfw your default reaction to fluids hitting faces is unf

>>9531460
Eh, it's not bad.

>>9531460
>Get Patrick Warburton
>Don't get Bruce Campbell

really.

>>9531351
My autism is raging. I swear I'm noticing every cute.

This is still entertaining though. The voices are surprisingly good.

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>>9531462
I like magic explosions
will they be magic?

>>9531452
>>9531451
>>9531382
>>9531429
>>9531368
>>9531349
>>9531341
>>9531321

All of these are symptoms of Schizoid personality disorder

Another "trait" of this are

secret voyeuristic interests
vulnerable to erotomania
tendency towards compulsive perversions

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>>9531462
>You like explosions right?

I hate loud noises.

>>9531501
Technically everyone has some degree of mental disorder. Its just most people can push past it and sustain the guise of functionality.

>>9531501
>secret voyeuristic interests
>vulnerable to erotomania
>tendency towards compulsive perversions
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.

>>9531492
he probably refused.
or something happened.

>>9531501
>Schizoid
>erotomania
I don't know what either of these mean
Tell me, doctor anon, what's wrong with me

>>9531501
Ooh I definitely have that one.

>>9531501
Having the symptons of something doesn't mean you have something, it just points to the possibility.

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>>9531515
Aw, don't be such a baby.

Everyone's got a title. You're "That guy who _______". "The anon who started ______"

What thing have you started?

DORKUS

>>9531501
....that sorta sounds like me actually

>>9531586
A quest.

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>>9531586
BLANKing ponies

>>9531501
>secret voyeuristic interests
>vulnerable to erotomania
>tendency towards compulsive perversions

Sounds like MLPG

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>>9531462
>World War 3 won't be the amazing adventure of a lifetime you've been waiting for

>>9531340

>DT will never call you "Babe."

Life is unfair.

>>9531623
I think that was his point.

>>9531623
>>9531532
>>9531501
Can people as a collective be diagnosed for having a mental disorder?

>>9531586
I'm "That guy who doesn't have a title".
There is nothing special about me that I haven't squandered.

>>9531586
The incest general which, though it crashed and burned about as fast as anyone would expect,
produced some top-shelf writing in its brief lifetime.

>>9531642
Sure, why not?

>>9531624
War is fucking hell.

http://www.english.emory.edu/LostPoets/Dulce.html

>>9531539
>a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness and apathy. Affected individuals may simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world,

>a type of delusion in which the affected person believes that another person, usually a stranger, high-status or famous person, is in love with him or her.

>>9531642

ITS BAIT

BAIT I SAY

>>9531554
I said "hate" not "afraid".
>"SHUT THAT SHIT UP MOTHERFUCKER"
as opposed to
>"eek! a loud noise!"

>>9531586
First one's accurate, second one isn't

So what does that mean?
Should I just keep self medicating with weed and ponies or what?

>>9531533
Probably spent all their dosh on getting Warburton.

>>9531586
I keep a list of which archived threads match episode/comic reaction threads. Does that count?

nobody stop playing MLPG tag with me and just post those goddamn monstergirls

>>9531340
>You will never have DT come on to you, using you as her fucktoy, slowly getting her addicted to your cock until the roles are reversed and you're the one in charge, and she's the mewling needy mare submitting to you because of how easily you can turn her legs to jelly

>>9531586
>that guy that switches waifus almost every day

>>9531678
Why does Scootaloo sleep with so many flowers in her bed? Does she get hungry in the middle of the night?

>The piss is doing deer.
>It's a thing.
Someone call Art-Anon.
tell him to burn everything.

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You did this mlpg. You forced your human fetish onto an innocent pony and caused chaos in her pony life with her love. Your creator powers corrupted their world.

>>9531691
yes
growing fillies need their midnight snacks

>>9531698
check the document
he's already expressed interest in doing concept art

>>9531706
I'd give that growing filly a midnight snack.

>>9531637

>You will never be equal parts bodyguard, enforcer and, secretly, boy-toy to a rich, spoiled cunt and her gofer/sycophant of a best friend.

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>>9531687
No.
S-stop.
Mares are for obeying submitting to. Don't make dom stuff sound so good ;__;

>>9531586
depressed shitposter #18
moving up in the ranks though

>>9531699
>her right knee looks like a penis bulge

>>9531586
The pony TF general, I guess

>>9531699
Please stop posting that picture
it makes me feel bad

>>9531716

so have multiple other mlpg people

honestly it's a nice concept and something fun to work on/talk about/kill a haitus with

>>9531698
I hate this

Just because someone first drew something doesn't mean other people can't do it

>>9531746
Yes it does
This is why we have things like copyright

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>>9531738
Okay

>>9531586

im the dude who posted and the tastless image and asked when the new horse episode is.

that is my legacy.

>>9531746

I don't think that's quite the case, look what happened to fluffy ponies