NEW GENERALGOD AND COUNTRY EDITIONOld anti-american thread >>9526123
>>9530345>Capitalist Pig DashYou make me laugh.
Dash is a very lame pony.
Rarity is the prettiest smartest most loving mistress
>>9530345>implying USA exists
FREEDOM ISN'T FREENO THERE'S A HEFTY FUCKIN' FEE
>>9530230Wonky eye placement is all.
>mined ponycoins for 3 months>they are now up to 100$ a coin>went and got them certefied, then went to buy a 1000 worth of pony toys>the lady at the cash register looked at me funny and told me they dont take fake money>i started telling her that this was real backed up money and how its as good as anyone elses!>was kicked out by the securitywell i guess hasbro doesnt want MY money, assholes.
THIS NIGHTMARE RARITY TEXTHIS ONE
I think Rarity is secretly a Vox Populi
>>9530401Why is Rarity sexiest pony?
>>9530406AND IF YOU DON'T THROW IN YOUR BUCK O FIVE WHO WILL?Ooooo, buckofaaahhve....
>>9530401I'd fuck the mistress out of her.
Rainbow Dash is best pony!
>>9530439>the nacklace>them shoes>them earings>that dressMY DICK
>>9530427WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THIS IS OUT NOW??? IS IT ISSUE SIX?
>>9530422ITS ONLY GOOD TO BUY DRUGS WITH!
>>9530422>Trying to use buttcoins at mainstream shopslewl. Buttcoins are still a niche currency. You'll have to get them converted into MURRICABUX in order to actually use your buttcoins.
>>9530439>the squiggle tail forms an RHORY SHITO
>>9530481Not officially but there are scans out of the whole comic. Over the weekend 100 comics were given out at WonderCon
>>9530467nigga she a rainbow
>>9530472I know right?We seriously need art of Raarity in denim jeans.
>>9530427This is sexy as fuck. Corruption is delicious, and black mares are beautiful.
>>9530439Her voice, femininity, and eyes I would have to say have to do with that for many people
>>9530532I'm excited to see more of the 2 Hippy characters that Andy talked about to me
>>9530537>you'll never rape a pony black
>watching jap dub>applejack's voiceIt just ain't right.
>>95304271000/10, would worship without question.
>>9530537>you'll never mingle in their astro manes
>>9530567Yeah hers sucks, Dash's too.The rest are great though
>>9530537Where do you guys get these fetishes?
>>9530561I want to see more of these guys.
MT pls, more 63 marker pone
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>>9530171Scherzo did you see this?
>>9530481Yup, have a gallery of scans.http://imgur.com/a/2pWnW
日442013年4月1日推定総MLPG投稿数:6804(総走行:280470)推定合計/ MLP /投稿数:31674(トータルランニング:1208498)はい。日本のポニー。それはとてもかわいいです。ちょうどミクのように!
>>9530571Eeehh, I don't really like Sombra.>>9530579/d/, Japan, Furries
Where did all these CYOA threads come from recently? I never noticed how many of them there are before...
>>9530579Corruption of Champions for me.The first time you lose in combat to a minotaur and get addicted to their semen,eventually drinking so much mind-addling cum that you're reduced to a giggling, brainless sex toy,you'll never think about sex the same way again
>>9530467>rainbow dash flaps her wings just like that when she climaxes
>>9530604No no no, I was just wondering if it was OUT.I don't like to read the new issue until I buy it at the store.But I'm sure others will appreciate this.
>>9530582That scene bothers me.If it's supposed to take place between S2 and 3 THEN WHY WAS TRIXIE THERE AND NO ONE GAVE A SHITThat seriously took me out of that panel.Toga Pinkie was adorable
>>9530601What does a beatle that big feel like?Does it feel like a tortoise shell? >>9530620/d/ is dick girls, right?
>>9530601Yes.And I kinda did that, though I did use white for the more intense part of the reflection.
>>9530611>In Japan there is a MLPG.>They are just like us.
>>9530624Is there some place where I can just read passages & paths from CoC? I don't want to play a whole gaaaammmmee......
>>9530622On /v/?It's weird, they pop up suddenly, stay for a while, and then go dormant again.
>>9530653But if you look the at the dot on the color wheel (not the square in the center) it barely moves.Vary it some more.
>>9530648/d/ is mostly dickgirls, but other stuff is covered as well.
>>9530663Set it to no bullshit mode then.
>>9530611Day 44 April 1, 2013 Constructive the MLPG 総 contributions: 6804 (総 go line: 280470) Presumption Total / MLP / Contributor: 31674 (ト ー Tatari Hikaru Getting ン ni ン Jewellery: 1208498) Hai. Japan の ポ ni ー そ れ は と て も か わ い い です on. ち ょ the う ど ミ ク the の よ う に!Man, this translation is bananas
>>9530656>we will never connect with them and know true brotherhood or friendship>the bronytakus get to them first
>>9530626I want to make Rainbow Dash climax.
>>9530663>>9530687I just turn on debug mode and use minerva to screw with stats whenever I want to change something
>Jap dub aired>no word from Japanon.
>>9530723It's a .swf file. Can I just open it in flash and look at everything?
I just want to bury my head between this pony's thighs and explore every nook and crevice with my tongueIs that really too much to ask
>>9530702That would be niceThough really I'd be content with any mare
>>9530782She would think you're pretty funny cause there's nothing down there
>>9530782Yes.She wants to explore all your crannies, too.
>>9530439>>9530401Speaking of Rarity, did Snarky post any new CR?
guys pls, I really dont want to have to download the episode and youtube is being fucktarded. Where can I see japhorse again?
>>9530782what if she got too curious and did it first
I'd like to give thanks to MT for the picture and everything for the ask-mlpg tumblr. All credit goes to her.Just in case someone didn't realize, it was a joke. I'm not a consultant.;_;
>>9530782apparently it is
>>9530725He quit ponies.
>>9530791I mean, it's only her teats and vagina and anus, what's excting about those?
>>9530782Replace that pony with this pony and thighs with butt cheeks, and I just want the same thing.
>>9530656>Japan gets the show.>Tentacles....waait a minute.
>>9530782>>9530811I...I just want to cuddle them. I don't wanna fuck 'em .-.
>>9530811>that faceit's amazing how subtle differences can make a face like that so different/perfect. I wanna mess around with one now.
is it normal to not want waifu for sexually but want other pon?
>>9530672I've never seen this many of them on /mlp/ though. Now and again, yeah, but it seems like a couple of weeks ago there was only ASNYiE and PQ happinging regularly, and now there's often 3 or 4 random CYOA threads on the front page at any given time. I never noticed them before.
>>9530782>licking lyra all overo-oh
>>9530791But she still feels it
>>9530826Wait so you want a nonsexual waifu and sexual other pone?Who is other pone?
>>9530823I want to fuck 'em and cuddle them to sleep after.
>>9530644I didn't actually notice Trixie. Luna's non-starry mane bugged me though.
>>9530826WHICH PONY IS IT MEWWHICH PONY ARE YOU WANTING TO SEXUALclassy, surreal porn when
>>9530826which one would lyra be
>>9530826>wanting to fuck all ponies except your special ponyWell, I suppose it's okay as long as you let her fuck whomever she wants, too.
>>9530782Okay then, guess it's time for this pic once again.
>>9530848That is a really cute ponydamn
>>9530826You can think about other mares, sure. You think you're not the only human Lyra lusts after?
>>9530856Are they sleeping?
>>9530826I'd be a better husbando than you.You make me sick.
>>9530849>Lose your dick to eat pussyI think your fetish borders on obsessive there Anon
>>9530823Anon this relationship ain't gonna work if you aren't into itI'm a young mare looking for someone special and if you're not it I'll have to keep looking
>>9530644because seth isn't writing the pages.also trixie is probably a well characterized pony in the comics unlike the show where she is an insufferable twat
>>9530777I doubt its that easy, but feel free to experiment
>>9530848i would only paint porn if i could make it more cute than sexually>>9530837lyra is pure pony maideni couldn't
>>9530894YOU WOULD FUCK LITTLE FILLY FLUTTERSHY?
>>9530894Just draw some ball fondling.
>>9530870Lyra seems to be really enjoying that nap.
>tfw snails grows up big and strongI believe.
>>9530894>lyra is pure pony maidenYou really make her uncomfortable putting her on a pedestal like that.
>>9530902>that old animaton of orsecock cumming on her faceI would
>>9530826I used to be like that
>>9530870>falling asleep with your head between her thighshaah waaw
>>9530894Really?I didn't expect you to go after FluttershyThat's cool, I guess
>>9530889What does Seth have to do with this?
>>9530688総 is threadMost of it is obvious, the part in parenthesis is "Total ranking: 1208498"The last line is very simple, it's "Yes. Japanese ponies. They are very cute. The "miku" was spot on! Mik? Meek?
>>9530915>Snails turns into total beefcake>DT and SS catfight over who gets to slobber on his massive dick
>>9530849I'm right there with youStill, Lyra is boring and has no defining characteristics beyond "humans XD"
>>9530915This is some cool art.
>>9530915i don't.have to have physical comedy relief somewhere and males always take the brunt of that poorly written shit in the god awful world of ponies.
i want to watch mew fucking the shit out of fluttershy while lyra watches crying for her husbando who will never touch her
>>9530915I wouldn't mind having a new gen with the CMC and the baby cakes as main characters if it was like this
You will never a huge spaghettimancer Lyra
>>9530916would you give lyra what she wantsand more
>>9530930if it involves trixie seth is not far behind. just getting it out of the way
>>9530955>spaghettimancer lyraI wish there was more of this.She's always so forward in all the pics of her.
>>9530819Why is the video so shit on there though? Parts seem edited out and there's a lot of artifacts when it does so. What happened?
>>9530955>tfw no big pony to cuddle
>>9530929>>9530902woah woah woah i never said that>>9530909>DRAWING DICKSb-but i'm not gay>>9530952B-BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I-YOU KNOW WHAT IF LYRA ISN'T PURE PONY MAIDEN THEN I WILL TAKE HER AS PON FOR SEXUALLY
whenever I see ponies I just lose itI start to jerk my cock frantically, fantasizing about spillin a neverending orgasm of my cum into equestria, my semen flowing into massive tentacles that raped all its inhabitants, filling their supple horse-pussies with my sperm,.leaving them crying and pregnant as my cum floods the land, soiling it forever with quadrillions of my little swimmers in their hot salty white plasma, forever fertilizing the poor ponies of ponyville.
>>9530929File name is funny because she is laying down and it says lame! Classic april fools!MLPG, I will be back to drawing after I finish updating and doing everything else with this computer.
>>9530990I never said dicks, I said balls. Big heavy bulging horse balls.
>>9530990it's not gay if it's a marshmallow horse
>not wanting lyra to play you a lullaby
So, who'd be your breeder mare
>>9531024Someone post Lyra farting on anon.
Ponies are always dirty, kinky whores around humans.It's something about human pheromones affecting pony hormones.Mares just get absolutely soaking wet and quite publicly lewd when in extended proximity with human males, and stallions get borderline rapey after awhile of being near human females.This is why humans were exiled from Equestria. Otherwise pony society would have devolved into being sex slaves for humanity.
>>9531034I wish you people would stop calling me that
mew pls, when is next loiro
ponies are canonically drunk when they have too much saltwhy isn't there more "tipsy pony after she swallows your jizz and keeps wanting more to get her drunker" content out there
>>9531055I'm sick of Mew's Loiro. I want to see him draw wheatie again.With crystal anon.
>>9531039So you're saying Lyra wants to be a sex slave.
>>9531031Cheerilee, she needs it.
>>9531039Can I still have a loving pone waifu if I keep her regularly satisfied? I don't want a sex slave. ;_;
oh hey mewball was just in my tumblr suggestionsi dont know why i haven't yet!
>>9531071Because ponies have lots of other species to satisfy their salt lust.Like Diamond dogs and minotaurs.
>>9531055i have two ideas queued up in my headim busy now though, so if all goes well, tomorrow.
>>9530980well, they cut at least a minute to make room for the intro. I compared side by side, and most of Twilight and Spike writing the letter (including the hourglass foreshadowing) are gone. Plus a few small trims elsewhere
>>9531081She cant teach if she's full of seed every year
>>9531079lyra would be a tripfag
>>9531071Is pony jizz not salty then?Is it sweet?
>>9531089I don't know why Mew hasn't me yet. ;_;
>>9531093Mew movie stram when?Or is that mewvie stram?
>>9531034Then you'll jut have to make sure penis:vagina ratio is 1:1 and you'd be all right.
>>9531079>you will never be Lyra's big spoon
>>9531079Only because she can't help herself. It's almost like going through estrus for her. Gets so horny that all she can think of is "rut me rut me rut me rut me shut up and stick your DICK in me">>9531083Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.
>tfw you're happy because you know Mew is a total creepy waifuing fag like you who won't be driven off by this talk like everyone else.
>>9531131>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.Fuck... ;_;Is there no way at all?
>>9531131>Lyra is hot for humans>Considers herself "mansexual">Tells her straight and lesbian friends to check their privileges.
>>9531131>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.This is my fetish
>>9531159I was about to put #whiteprivilageBut i think this is literally the only instance where we might actually have a black priviligebig dicks
>>9531071because there really isn't that much salt in your semen
>>9531179Night best princess.
>>9531131Anyone have that Lyra/anon greentext?You know, the ONE.>IloveyouIloveyouIloveyou
http://derpibooru.org/285914Why is there no fanart of fencing foal?Is fencing foal a colt or a filly you think?
>>9531122hai have a movie downloaded already, but it will probably have to wait until later in the week.>>9531124so are you saying futaabsolutely disgusting>>9531152hey, im not a fag
>>9531181You have a terrible fetish then.
>>9531131>Eventually she'll just become a blitzed out shell of a mare, no real lucidity left other than trying to get you to fuck her for hours on end.Oh, wellI don't want that.
>>9531164*shrug* You could try becoming a scientist and researching a cologne that blocks human pheromones?
Mew if you don't want to draw dicks then hide them inside vaginas.
>>95312072 ponies a male pony and a female pony
>>9531207no not futa, what the helldraw them separately in equal numbers
>>9531096Alright, so the trimming isn't so bad later on then? I paused the thing because I didn't want to watch a cut up version if a fuller version existed elsewhere.If they keep this longer intro doesn't that mean they'll have to cut parts from all the episodes?That's going to be kind of jarring for foreigners who have seen the original. That's not really a big deal to them though I guess.Just seems like kind of a hassle to do that to every episode.
>>9531208She's happy, I'm happy, life is perfect for me and Lyra.
>>9531207Not necessarily. You can have 1 penis, 1 vagina and two ponies in a picture. The distribution of said pats is all up to you. The fact that your mind went automatically for futa is telling, however.
>>9531131>Pony sex addicts>Pony has the shakes, scratching at her forelegs as she tries to coax you into giving her "one more hit">"C-c'mon Anon, I need this real bad, I can't I can't think straight I need it, oh goddess I'm so fuckin' horny and it hurts it hurts it hurts just please, one more time, just one more time"
>>9531207I'm glad you're not gay.
Would you let this pone bully you into giving her sexual favors?
Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.Consistent preference for solitary activities.Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.Indifference to either praise or criticism.Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.Indifference to social norms and conventions.Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.How many of these describe you?
>>9531276I would rape her.
>>9531279None of them.
>>9531241>>9531226>>9531225but then i only have to draw one ponyefficiency>>9531215but isn't that gay
>everyone wanting pone to be desperate and crazy and begging for your dick>and i'm just over here wanting a nice fun slower fuck>no desperate screams or yells, just soft panting and long whines and giggles and gasps>trying lots of different positions and seeing a wide smile spread across her face as you hilt again
>>9531279Certainly not that last one!
>>9531276>mfw I'm reminded of the greentext where it's Anonpony and DT in highschool, and she's interested in you because rumor has it that you have a huge cock>And you end up fucking her in the stairwell
Why is Rainbow Dash such a potato?
>>9531290But Anon, she'd get you locked up.She's rich, you know.You'd have to play by her rules if you wanted a taste of that cute filly snatch.
>>9531279>How many of these describe you?Uh, let me see.>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.Consistent preference for solitary activities.Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.All of these apply.>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.This one too,>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.And these ones.How'd I do?
>>9531297>but isn't that gayYou do understand sex right? The pituitary gland and all that?
>>9531317No, I would rape her in my rape dungeon.
>>9531314because she is bait for the irish
>>9531279Yes I'm depressed. It's been that way off and on for several years now. About twelves. The better and longer my highs the harder and longer my lows are. When I first discovered pony I was doing great for over six months. Then it all crashed again. My cycle is much smaller now, about three or four days.
>>9531279Five. So am I autistic or depressed or what are you trying to tell me here?
>>9531317She's tiny, I could take her.At least she isnt a snake, snakes are dangerous as fuck.
>>9531233twilight doesn't look at the moon from in bed, and there are a few seconds missing before nightmare moon appears as well.
>>9531321I swear, greentext is my mortal enemy.
>>9531299>every time she tries to say something you interrupt her with another deep thrust>whenever you kiss, she winks extra hard to pull you in>this goes on for hours without a word nor climax until she whispers hotly into your ear, "Cum inside me."
>>9531279Im pretty depressed about my current situation and super afraid of my future. I feel like im going to be homeless very soon and have nowhere to go.
>>9531313>rumor has it that you have a huge cockMaybe a little oil?
I dunno Twilight. These japay-knees seem might suspicious to me.
>>9531279>Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.Does desire for sexual experiences with a cartoon pony count?
I will laugh if this update gets my account banned.
>>9531372why would itjust check the NWS content box on your tumblr profile
>>9531372If its human on pone or loli then make it a thumbnail showing nothing and host the image on imgur.
>>9531391http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/Things got a little wiggly.
>>9531279>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspectionMaybe if real life wasn't so goddamn boring I would like it better than my fantasies.
>>9531297Mew draw an efficient hermaphrodite pony
>>9531418Now why in the hell would that get your account banned.
>>9531279All of them except for the last one.Unless ponies don't count as people.
>>9531279Just>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspectionNo friends isn't by choice though and fantasy comes from only ever having myself for company. Stupid crippling shyness sucks, goddamn. I try all the time to get over it, but I just end up making a fool of myself and becoming even more alienated.
>>9531437I have no idea how prissy tumblr is...They kinda look like horse dicks.
>>9531429Real life is about to get a lot more interesting.Just wait, just watch. You like explosions right?
>>9531460>tfw your default reaction to fluids hitting faces is unf
>>9531460Eh, it's not bad.
>>9531460>Get Patrick Warburton>Don't get Bruce Campbellreally.
>>9531351My autism is raging. I swear I'm noticing every cute. This is still entertaining though. The voices are surprisingly good.
>>9531462I like magic explosionswill they be magic?
>>9531452>>9531451>>9531382>>9531429>>9531368>>9531349>>9531341>>9531321All of these are symptoms of Schizoid personality disorderAnother "trait" of this are secret voyeuristic interestsvulnerable to erotomaniatendency towards compulsive perversions
>>9531462>You like explosions right?I hate loud noises.
>>9531501Technically everyone has some degree of mental disorder. Its just most people can push past it and sustain the guise of functionality.
>>9531501>secret voyeuristic interests>vulnerable to erotomania>tendency towards compulsive perversionsNope.Nope.Nope.
>>9531492he probably refused.or something happened.
>>9531501>Schizoid>erotomaniaI don't know what either of these meanTell me, doctor anon, what's wrong with me
>>9531501Ooh I definitely have that one.
>>9531501Having the symptons of something doesn't mean you have something, it just points to the possibility.
>>9531515Aw, don't be such a baby.
Everyone's got a title. You're "That guy who _______". "The anon who started ______"What thing have you started?
>>9531501....that sorta sounds like me actually
>>9531501>secret voyeuristic interests>vulnerable to erotomania>tendency towards compulsive perversionsSounds like MLPG
>>9531462>World War 3 won't be the amazing adventure of a lifetime you've been waiting for
>>9531340>DT will never call you "Babe."Life is unfair.
>>9531623I think that was his point.
>>9531623>>9531532>>9531501Can people as a collective be diagnosed for having a mental disorder?
>>9531586I'm "That guy who doesn't have a title".There is nothing special about me that I haven't squandered.
>>9531586The incest general which, though it crashed and burned about as fast as anyone would expect,produced some top-shelf writing in its brief lifetime.
>>9531642Sure, why not?
>>9531624War is fucking hell. http://www.english.emory.edu/LostPoets/Dulce.html
>>9531539>a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness and apathy. Affected individuals may simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world,>a type of delusion in which the affected person believes that another person, usually a stranger, high-status or famous person, is in love with him or her.
>>9531642ITS BAITBAIT I SAY
>>9531554I said "hate" not "afraid".>"SHUT THAT SHIT UP MOTHERFUCKER"as opposed to>"eek! a loud noise!"
>>9531586First one's accurate, second one isn'tSo what does that mean?Should I just keep self medicating with weed and ponies or what?
>>9531533Probably spent all their dosh on getting Warburton.
>>9531586I keep a list of which archived threads match episode/comic reaction threads. Does that count?
nobody stop playing MLPG tag with me and just post those goddamn monstergirls
>>9531340>You will never have DT come on to you, using you as her fucktoy, slowly getting her addicted to your cock until the roles are reversed and you're the one in charge, and she's the mewling needy mare submitting to you because of how easily you can turn her legs to jelly
>>9531586>that guy that switches waifus almost every day
>>9531678Why does Scootaloo sleep with so many flowers in her bed? Does she get hungry in the middle of the night?
>The piss is doing deer.>It's a thing.Someone call Art-Anon.tell him to burn everything.
You did this mlpg. You forced your human fetish onto an innocent pony and caused chaos in her pony life with her love. Your creator powers corrupted their world.
>>9531691yesgrowing fillies need their midnight snacks
>>9531698check the documenthe's already expressed interest in doing concept art
>>9531706I'd give that growing filly a midnight snack.
>>9531637>You will never be equal parts bodyguard, enforcer and, secretly, boy-toy to a rich, spoiled cunt and her gofer/sycophant of a best friend.
>>9531687No.S-stop.Mares are for obeying submitting to. Don't make dom stuff sound so good ;__;
>>9531586depressed shitposter #18moving up in the ranks though
>>9531699>her right knee looks like a penis bulge
>>9531586The pony TF general, I guess
>>9531699Please stop posting that pictureit makes me feel bad
>>9531716so have multiple other mlpg peoplehonestly it's a nice concept and something fun to work on/talk about/kill a haitus with
>>9531698I hate thisJust because someone first drew something doesn't mean other people can't do it
>>9531746Yes it doesThis is why we have things like copyright
>>9531586im the dude who posted and the tastless image and asked when the new horse episode is.that is my legacy.
>>9531746I don't think that's quite the case, look what happened to fluffy ponies
>>9531752Fuck off, Roogna.
>>9531586Named WheatiesHelped make "UNF" a thingYou will never be a mare in a pretty dress. Before TAW took it.I dont claim ownership of any of these things since I credit it all to MLPG
>>9531706Giving flowers to a young filly is sort of like giving chocolate and flowers all in one then? They're pretty and they can eat them later.How do all these different foods fit into their diet? Hay and oates are the basics, so are they like flour and wheat? Even though they have those? Are flowers like a really light vegetable?
>>9531768i mean artosis. fuck.
>>9531586that guy who draws lyra and a self-insert interacting
>>9531752Why are you still here anyways?
>>9531784>implying there's a difference>implying they aren't literally joined at the hip
>>9531778>Before TAW took it.what the hell happened there?everyone's all hush hush about it and it doesn't seem to be in the archive (or I don't know how to find it)
>>9531792You already have a name you butt.
>>9531764Ahh, that's better.
>>9531795Why are any of us here
>>9531801>tfw no Code S for three days
>>9531824Because I like the ambiance.
>>9531586I'm the guy who never does anything productive and should honestly have killed himself about 5 years ago
>>9531650All is sweet and good with dying for one's country.
Dammit SB.Shouldn't you be drawing more not-porn so that you get more famous for Bronycon and sell more. Or at least less foalcon, so that you get more reblogs?Isn't that what you wanted?
>>9531807A failed quest. Dont hate TAW or anything hell I STILL want to be a mare in a pretty dress but it sorta just faded after that.
>>9531835>suggesting non-porn & foalconcut that out
>>9531835>draw less porn>to get more attention
>>9531586So I don't know if you guys have ever been to Homestuck General, but the guy who made the picture with the giant isopods labels HOMESTUCK GENERAL?That was me! I haven't visited hsg in... gosh, years? At least one...
>>9531854You can't sell porn at Bronycon.
>>9531850It's fine. I like all your drawings. But then you come here wondering why you're not as well known as others.
>>9531816That's cruel, anonymous.
>>9531862No I haven't. Even if it's hamsteak, its always nice to see people appreciate the stuff you do.
>>9531866You never defined "attention". You define it as "sell prints well at bronycon". Others may define it as "have artwork spread everywhere online and get a boost in views and followers"
>>9531866Well, you CAN, just not at your tables and publicly. If you set up exchanges online prior and do it outside of BronyCon in your hotel room...Well, no one really has to be bothered by that...
>>9531721>she sends you to shake down anyone who owes her money - or worse, "a favour.">or to keep people who forget their place in line.>your reward is usually a quick peck when nobody's looking, and a quiet, Nice work, Babe~"
>>9531866What are they gonna do? Cut off my hands and confiscate my pencils when I enter the place?
>>9531850SB why aren't you drawing Rarilane?
>>9531871No, that's a picture.
>>9531908I didn't feel like it yet.I'm sorry.
>>9531902No, they cut off your dick
>>9531902That's what happened to Brae at uniconwhy do you think he quit drawing horse porn?
>>9531911You're right, drawing someone suffering for the sake of suffering isn't mean.
>>9531921Then draw what you feel like.
>>9531279I don't know what the context is, but i'm game.>Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.No.>Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.No.>Consistent preference for solitary activities.Yes.>Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.Yes, no>Indifference to either praise or criticism.No>Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.Yes>Indifference to social norms and conventions.No>Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.Fantasy, no; introspection, yes>Lack of desire for sexual experiences with another person.Only someone i trust whom i'm close with; so yes
>>9531922>>9531924I hope Brae didn't lose his penis too. He loved that thing.
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
>>9531900>>9531902Most cons are okay with it as long as it's not ever EVER out in public/in view. If it was traded in hotel rooms, or privately sealed in poster tubes for distubution, then you could get away with it fairly easy. However, you must be careful. Vendors like Enterplay (The trading card guys) are very strict when it comes to stuff like that, and i was warned that If word got out to them, they would want full refunds on vendor expenses and leave immediately. Which is fucking dumb but I guess you dont wanna upset people
>>9531926It's not.Don't tell me you believe a drawing of something is the same as the thing actually happening?I bet you think lolicon is child pornography too.
>>9531947I am totally game, Anon.
>>9531926But conflict makes us stronger, do you not want pony to be strong?
>>9531871Y-you can stay with me, Flutters... Do you like hot cocoa?
>>9531944He's safe, he has a detachable penis that he can leave at home when going places.
>>9531871How about a happy ending.
>>9531944They seized a dildo or two but as far as I know he still has his dick
>>9531958Think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?
>>9531965I'm gonna have to ask him about that next time I see him.
>>9531965>>9531944mlpg you're being ridiculouswhy would i ever detach it
>>9531871I really want this entire fucking universe rest with nothing but happiness. Im tired of fear and pain and sadness.
>>9531980Heh. As if they are going to find out what happened. Besides, do you even remember who you're talking to here?
which one do you like the most?
>>9531985Because you can swap it out for a bigger one or send it through the dishwasher when it gets dirty
>>9531995>My Little Pony>Fr endship smag c
>>9531993Another night, another patrol with you.
>>9531995Twilight, actually. Visually and because of her character. I have this weird thing for smart chicks.
>>9531988Don't worry, anon.All the happiness is drained from our world and taken to Equestria. We'll handle all the pain and sadness.
>>9531995Bug. Look at that pert little rump.
>>9531954It's not the same and lolicon is not the same as child pornography.At the same time, drawing something that didn't occur expresses a desire for the imagined characters or scenarios to exist. The most obvious reason to draw someone suffering would be to say that you want them to suffer. So I'm saying that's mean. I'm not even sure- you know what, I'll end this. I responded.As for lolicon, lolis and children seem different to me. Related, but different.
>>9531988happy ponies you say
Would you be this pony's special somepony?
>tfw you want to get plastered but have no girly drinks to offset the taste of hard liquor
>>9531995God damnit I hate thisWhere do I save this picture?Chrysalis is best wingsandhorn until Twiy has the chance to prove her otherwise although I kinda doubt its going to happen
>>9532065Only if I get to call her my shnoogyboo
>>9532065But...I want to be Lyra's special somebody.
>>9532065But her and Big Mac are already together.
>>9532072>not having a /princess/ folder
>>9532068Just mix it in with some coke or some shit.
>>9532072>implying a dirty bug can be counted as a graceful, beautiful alicorn
>>9532068Call my taste in alcohol underdeveloped, but I only drink everclear.I just say "fuck it!" and get wasted immediately.
Hey GGtagbut really I've been pretty busy and can't find a time to upload anything, sorry. HOPEFULLY I can tomorrow, and scan them, if I have enough luck.
>>9532065Maybe. I think I am too young for her though. She'd probably want an older guy.>>9532074I will fight you to the death for her.
>>9532068>tfw no mixer for your gin>tfw no orange juice for your moonshine
>>9532068>wanting to get plasteredSounds like you've hit a wall Anon
>>9532008red, pls draw cadance butt
>>9532094She likes 'em young though. That's why she's a schoolteacher
>>9532088she IS graceful and beautiful
>>9532086I totally am, dude.>>9532091I used to like the taste of gin. But then I drank too much of it one night and puked my guts out. Can't even stand the smell of it now.
>You will never be in Lyra's harem of slutty humans>Or Big Macintosh's harem of subby humans>Or the leftover group that Rarity keeps in her basement
>>9532068Use grapefruit juice as a chaser. You'll get drunk quite fast
>>9532068>not drinking alchohol hardyou 13, sonny?
About to get some sleep, can I get some draw ideas for tomorrow? Maybe somethin with some more Puppy Saffron.
>>9532139No. I'm a cute mare. Please don't hate me Anon.
>>9532125Same thing for me except replace gin with vodkaI'm slowly learning to like the taste again though
>>9532123she's also a charming leader.
>>9532125I had a similar experience with Kahlua. No more white russians ever again
>>9531901>It's not an easy job>with Diamond, nothing's ever easy>she gives you the same line, whenever you ask any questions or express your own opinion unwarranted:>"You just keep that cute little mouth of yours shut, and leave the thinking to me, m'kay, Babe?">on the other hand, you never have to worry about expenses, and everyone considers you part of DT's clique.>Technically, you're not, but nobody else needs to know that.>Also, chauffeuring her and Silver Spoon around, in her car? Awesome.
>>9532138Is it just because of the sour? Because I have a bunch of lemonade.
>>9532094Nigga you can't beat me. Don't even try.
>>9532092goddammit okayjust make sure you put 'em somewhere I'll see 'em
>>9532123>not bug horse means buisness.png
>>9532176I wasn't even implying I could beat anything in a fight to the death. If I can't have mintybuns, there is no point in living anyways.
>>9532180When I do put them up, I'll link you them.
>>9532174I dunno, I guess. A bunch of us got really wasted on it. It ended up with two dudes and a chick making out and slapping each other. That was fun.
>>9532116doing anything in particular?
>>9532142Draw dragon poniesThere's never enough of themOr dragon saffron
>>9532192Voted for most MLPG post of the night.
>>9532156Hey... Please tell me Tess' message wasn't a April fools joke...
Why don't you just kiss the pony?
>>9532201That sounds great.My cousin is hauling me out of seclusion for their birthday next weekend and the plan is to get drunk as hell. The bad thing though is that I start flirting with absolutely everyone regardless of gender when I get drunk, so that's gonna be fun.
WOAHWOAHTHE JAPANESE INTRO IS OUT?
>>9530915Where'd you find this? It's charming.
>>9532243I kissed my monitor once and immediately realized how pathetic it was.
>>9532250the whole episode is out
>>9532203SA struggling to lift it
>>9532250the Japanese episode is out
>>9532253That would be cool
>>9532243But I want to kiss this pony
>>9532245Have fun. Bring aspirin. For the morning after
>>9532259sliceofponylifeIt's drawn by egophiliac
>go on /vg/ to find a general I visit>see this>>>/vg/31069907hue
>>9532171>She buys you a cell-phone>you are expected to have it on at all times, and to answer it immediately when it rings.
>>9532203Uhhh...I dunno, backin that ass up into shiny, or this >>9532264
>>9532192Oh wow, looks like she's mine then.
>>9532250>>9532267>japanese Rarity and NMM
>>9532306You think she'd still want you after finding out you were responsible for the death of a human?
>>9532306I'm crying for real.
>>9532317>Wow, you're like, a warrior? That's so cool!
>>9532326There is nothing funny about the title but I laughed anyway. Should i go to sleep?
>>9532317>you think she'd want a big, strong alpha humanYes.>>9532328Shh, sh, no tears.
>>9532332>living in amerifatiadownload it from yayponies then
>>9532335>she kills another pony to try and impress you>it's your favorite mane 6
>you will never dance to Thriller with Luna
>>9532332>what is a proxy
>>9532350Please anon, she's not insane.She'd probably brag about having a 'warrior human' though.
>>9532350I'd be pretty impressed she managed to slay an element of harmony. I'd totally go adventuring with her and destroy mythical beasts and get treasures of unimaginable wealth.
>>9532358>you will never dance to Thriller with MJ
Goddamn, i've watched the pilot how many times and i'm still finding faces that I dont ever remember seeing
>>9532369Go to bed Lyra
>>9532378No. Fuck you.
>>9532366You could have badass warrior sex.
>>9532350She'd probably know better than to kill someone so importantI'd honestly be a little aroused if she chose a nameless background pony or something
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatland>The story is about a two-dimensional world referred to as Flatland which is occupied by geometric figures. Women are simple line-segments, while men are polygons with various numbers of sides. The narrator is a humble square, a member of the social caste of gentlemen and professionals in a society of geometric figures, who guides us through some of the implications of life in two dimensions.
>>9532388LYRA DONT SWEAR
>>9532366>you will never go on adventures with an overpowered minty pone>you will never have her punch through every puzzle you find in ancient temples until you reach the treasure
>>9532291>You show up to her estate unexpected, the staff let you in naturally now. >Diamond Tiara sees you standing by the poolside and nearly forgets her swim classes as she flails while trying to gain her composure.>She takes a few seconds of fruitless struggling before giving up and realizing she is in the shallow end of the massive pool and tip toes her way to the edge of the pool, embarrassed, but glad it's just you there to see it.
>>9532398I don't even know what board to redirect you to so I guess you can just stay here
>>9532370happens a lot to me when I re-watch the episodes
>>9532398That's pretty neat. Not sure how its pony related though.
>>9532398Only one pony should go to flatland
>>9532404She'll be your magic user and you'll be her warrior.SO ROMANTIC
>>9532404This would make a cool fic/quest.
>>9532425I think Bird in the Hoof did that the most for me
>>9532425>>9532370>you will never watch S1 with fresh eyes again>the magic is gone
>>9532398>Women are simple line-segmentsWOuld that make them Flatlander Women
>>9532450>implyingJapan recovered the magic for me
>>9532408Like I'd tell anyone.Like they'd believe me.
>>9532452Jeeze Dash. What the heck did you do?
>>9532446>a cool questWhat Nonot at all
>>9532446There's still a day left in the MLPG writing event, make it happen!
>>9532452>just give me some time>severed leg
>>9532443Can she be the buff warrior instead?
>>9532480You really aren't thinking this though.
>>9532483How many hours, exactly?I might whip something up tomorrow morning.
>>9532490Maybe they are like lizards.
>>9532464>tfw I don't need subtitles because I remember every single line from the english version
>>9532483>Lyra plays RenneQuest
>>9532493You're human, you can't do magic.If you're not a warrior you're not worth shit in Equestria.
>>9532490It grows back.
>>9532490Ponies lose limbs all the timeThey reform in a couple daysI don't have any applicable images on this computer
>>9532490It'll grow back.It's just marshmallow.
>trying to tell me I have shizoid mental disorderdudeDUDEI'm in a pony thread on 4chanSo is you. So please.
>>9532483Ehhh.. I've only written things a few times and they were terrible. I think I'll just stick to drawing.
>>9532490She got betta
>>9532493Some time tomorrow night, I don't know what time exactly
>>9532515>anon panicking carrying twilight.jpg
>>9532493>those proportionsWas it at all strange my first thoughts were of the Electric Light Orchestra?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj8kMmUxkSE
>>9532504I want subtitles just because I'm curious if they changed some dialogues.
>>9532502>>9532513>>9532515>>9532516>>9532522Ponies are truly exceptional creatures
>>9532507But I have a horn
>>9532563Your dick doesn't count.
>>9532556Hah no way Fluttershy. You're totally chill in my books.
>>9532563We've been over this.That's a pimple.
>tfw this comic will never be finished
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - Vidya
>one of fluffy's videos is over 675000 viewsHe's all grown up now ;_;
>>9532556Fluttershy why are you so drunk?Who let you into the liqueur cabinet?
>>9532582Last time I looked he was bitching about not being brony famous in the Steam chat.
>>9532525Alright, thanks. I'll try to thriw something together.
>>9532556Why are you wearing zecora's neck rings?
>>9532584>you will never make sound effects for Dash as she flies around
>>9532591He kinda is now, I guess.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9T3CIZvPUY
>>9532604She's stretching her neck so she can deep throat more Mac cock.
>>9532593Cool!Pick a good picture to go with it and submit it to mlpgwrites.tumblr.com when you're done!
>>9532607>there will never be an episode composed of Doug-like sound effects and music
>>9532582>one of tiara's videos is over 7,000,000 viewsHe's all grown up now ;_;
>>9532580>inb4 photoshopped to say "YEAH! UNF!
>>9532582How many dollars is that?
>>9532627About 5 Clapcredits.
>>9532581LK plswhat vidya
>>9532591Isn't he always bitching about everything always?Kinda like Krabb and BlueB
>>9532613 david saville 1 day agoanyone else see the dead space marker
>>9532637Yeah. Most of the people there bitch about stuff endlessly. Its kinda why I left.
>>9532613the ending is still cute as fuck
which horse has the squishiest vagina
>>9532659Lyrashe use a pump to make it nice and plump
>>9532619>DougFuckin miss that show. Was chill as fuck.
>>9532659>wanna find out?
>>9532627http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/FluffyMixerthis is of course assuming that he's already monetized his videos and nobody who has ever viewed his videos ever uses adblock
>>9532659But only when she's not all crystally
>>9532620Yeah he is >D
>>9532688>>9532690>>9532694God damn it LyraWhy can't you be real
>>9532646>somebody from mlpg becomes a successful animator>human marker pone is an re-accuring easter egg in the background of one of their cartoon series
>>9532702>*squelch* *squelch* *squelch* *squelch*
>>9532688>you buy her a larger set of cups when she fills hers completely>she lets you watch her break them in
>>9532731>somebody from mlpg becomes successfulimmersion broken
>>9532731I'm on it!
>>9532689>chk-ah-p-tah, chk-ah-p chk-ah-p chk-ahHELLO THERE DOUGLATH!
>>9532719But doesn't knowing you can never get me make it all the more desirable? You can look. But you canneverevertouch~
>>9532760I am going to draw Lyra fucking you just to spite you!
>>9532760NO.I WANT TO TOUCH.Nonsexually.
>>9532739It's probably way less than that because of adblock.
>>9532635Probably that Star Road SM64 ROMhack thinger. It's been fun so far.>>9532701But I didn't even get it yet.
>>9532766>No one will ever draw you ironic hate pornography
>>9532655I for one can't stand Vulapa or Mordecai
>>9532782I love ponies.
>tfw when there is a japanese counterpart for everyone in jmlpg>tfw when they'll have better drawfags who are just like youI guess...my time here is done
>>9532793What's wrong, anonymous?
>>9532799>that feel when when
>>9532796Lyra is such a playful pone.She would be too fun.
>>9532799Gosh his bowtie is cute
>>9532799They don't like sharks in Japan, they just eat them
>you will never be crushed between Japanese Space Babs' thighs
>>9532799Oh, shush you. Its not even a competition silly.
>>9532816You don't get money from a view if the person is using adblock.
>>9532799maybe they'll learn english and join us
>>9532796How would a pony react to mass media?
>>9532813>don't have your own Lyra>every day isn't an exciting new adventurewhy do I even bother
>>9532834I like to believe they would reject it and continue living peacefully without it
>>9532826Doesn't matter. the higher views still raise impressions of the video meaning the ads pay more on that vid than another.
>>9532816That's right, views have a lesser amount but still pay per impression right?
>>9532795I went into the Steamchat once.It was awful.No really, it was pretty bad.
>>9532799Will they have their own japanon?
>>9532859it's still less though. who the fuck doesn't use adblock
>>9532769is that chubby pregnant tummy?oh god why did THAT turn me on
>>9532862There are some pretty cool guys there. Its just that the rabble outnumber them drastically.
>>9532876Most of the internet doesn't use adblock. How do you think youtube had 11.3 billion dollars in REVENUE (expected was 3.5) for 2012?
>>9532862Are we sharing steam chat experiences/opinions now?Jr seems like a cool guy, but I CAN'T STAND HIS DRONES trying to suck his dick every time he goes online
>>9532846Everything is terrible.
>>9532889Because that's how much she loves youIt keeps growing, she loves you more and more each day
HI HI HI~
>>9532889Chub is wonderful.
>>9532889Would you raise her mutant spawn as your own or would you dash it against the rocks and leave it in the forest?
>>9532893MLPG.co is pretty cooleither that or the piss hasn't discovered it yet
>>9532889Because you want to impregnate.
>tiara commissioned me>I still haven't finished it because I want it to be perfect
>>9532880I bet he is like sentenal
>>9532912pregnant fetish frightens me for personal reasons
>>9532925What is it?
>>9532914mlpg.co is slow as heck though. No one even goes there except for quests.
i have a crush on diamond tiarawhy
>>9532902Yeah, Jr is a genuinely cool guy when he's not doing the "ironic" brony thing. That describes a few of the members for me, actually. Mostly they're just faggots or background noise though.
>>9532934that's not pregnancy though, that's feeder fetish
what if you came to equestira and found lyra trying to entice you with a piece of meat
>>9532925>tfw still no commissions.
>>9532934Pregnant fetish frightens me too. I just like chub though, on ponies atleast.
>>9532953oh, so like cartoon inflation? well that's okay!
>>9532934Are you afraid of getting pregnant, anon?
>>9532939It doesn't matter.
>>9532948You wat m8>>9532952Tell JR to make flashes faster. I've been waiting for ages since he first announced it.
>>9532956>tfw literally too many people want commissions and youre afraid to open them up again because people will be made when they dont get slots within the first minute
would lyra fuck a nonhuman at all?
>>9532955I'd be enticed so fast.
>>9532977Go back to bed, Breadburns
>>9532955As long as it's a nice steak, I'll bite.
>>9532955I'd grab it and bite into it right there
>>9532952What's your opinion on Vulapa?
>>9532969i have a crush on diamond tiaradressed as a battaking it up the ass by her father filthy rich or moneybags or wtf his name is
>>9532977LK go play vidya already
>>9532990would you try to be as intimidating as possiblewould you stand up tall and make her tremble at the sight of you
>>9533004what the FUCK is a vulapa?
>>9532955Did she cook it?What sort of meat is it?
>>9533004He's pretty much the main reason I left. Can't stand the guy.
>>9533006But that's not me, and I am already.
>>9532968YOU FUCKING TEASE
>>9532912I wanna draw like PK, her art is so good
>>9533014Only if I don't REALLY really scare her.
>>9533030protip:[/spoiler]it turns her on[/spoiler]she gets off to the fear
Hope you fags are ready for LBYS, cause dem voices
>>9533027Draw big pone tummies
>>9533020Would you believe there are people who whiteknight him on the chat?
>>9533027I'm not fond of her attitude, though. Seems like every post she makes in her tumblr is her going "look how stupid this person is!" or griping about something.
>>9533016It's cooked pork.
>>9533027I know I am insanely jealous of her and her skill and success
>>9533036>Eeep! *squelch* *squelch*
>>9533027Hah! You and me both, sister.I try out some pencil sketches like that every once and a while. Not even close though.
>>9533036>fucked up the spoilersi am disappointed
>>9533065Spitfire where are your nostrilsHow do you even breathe
>being this meta
>>9532977Fuck off Braeburned
>>9533058And he does what?
>>9533078She absorbs oxygen through her skin.
>>9533024>Sex will recharge my magicShouldn't Rarity be the most powerful unicorn in Equestria then?
spitfire dump is now go
>>9533089Ponies are fuckin magic anyway, dont hurt yourselves guys
>>9533050Assuming it's cooked all the way through (can Equestrian hogs even get trichinosis?), I'd accept it.Pork chops are good.Does she want something in return?
>>9533047I recall there being a few pedophiles there, so I shouldn't be surprised really.
>Girls who think they're quirky and hip for liking Dr. Who more than anyone should
>>9533040cute facei'm a little curious what else is happening though
>>9533027I like her rendering but I don't care as much for her drawing.I'd rather be able to do stuff like this.Look at that squish.
Why is she so purple /co/?
>>9533110>Dr.My autism's acting up.
>>9533004Hate his guts.
Stop meta, PONE.
>>9533102She just wanted to get close to an actual human.Do what you want, you're the predator.
>>9533110>what is nerd culture bullshitI really hope it fucking dies
>>9533024>Meanwhile, Celestia is laughing her ass off as she watches this going on via hidden camera>She can't believe that Luna is so naive to have believed her little story about restoring magic via sex
>>9533114Oh god...nipponese lightning cunt and flitter/ccmuh dick
>>9533115It's really just one highlight line that makes it stand out.
>>9533110Dr Who fucking sucks.Deus ex machina/Mary Sue: the show.
>tfw it's 3:30am and im about to make pastaLike... literally. With bacon and sausage and all.
>>9533104Also he's the one who brings the loli and horsecocks discussion here when he's "bored" so you should watch out
>>9533110>girls who are le epic nerds xd>girls in generalI really should just be gay.
Which pony only plays vidya on an n-gage?
>>9533110>people watching Doctor Who after 10's demise>people praising 11th as some kind of prettyboy messiah
Well Tess is alive again.
>>9533136>when you get closer she tenses up and freezes
>>9533159>so you should watch outVulapa please.I already knew that though.
>>9533163That's the safe route.Marriage and heterosexual sex are the 2 most dangerous things a man can do.
>>9533024>find source>literally 2 pages of luna sex>rest filled with bullshitYOU HAD ONE JOB NIPOON
>>9533136>nibbling and playful nipping during fun-time makes her melt
>>9533170I know rightHis face looks like a hammer.
>>9533166>N-GageI forgot that abomination existed.
>>9533173The dead can't come back to life anon.
>>9533149Nah man I'm talking about the pose.The curves, the folds, the hard angles and sharp corners. The slight definition of the ribcage.Take away the color and background and it would still be gorgeous because even in such a non-active pose it's so full of energy.
>>9533174>her breath is short and shallow as your hand grows closer and closer to her head>she starts whimpering as you get moments from touching herBoop!
>>9533184>The Nihongo in charge of anything
>>9533180Man.. I'm awkward enough around chicks. I can't even imagine trying to flirt with guys who may or may not be into it.
>>9533170Eccleston was best Doctor.
>>9533191He's also a big pansy and a momma's boy>"I am the doctor, and I am afraid">CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
>>9533204I'll fite yuRose is worst companion, Donna/Martha or bust.
>>9533208>his nan is dead;~;
>>9533198>her face freezes into a scrunch>she's too nervous to stop scrunching
>>9533208Oh my fucking godThat wasn't a joke
>>9533202That's what gay bars are forAlso, you get to make fun of all the hags who go to them
>>9533176>Vulapa please.b-but I'm n-not t-talking like t-this, anon-san :3333
>>9533170Disregard 10Disregard 11Acquire 3rd, 4th and 5th.
>>9533238Look on the bright side, you get to play the chick there. Guys will buy you drinks if they're into you and you can just pick and choose from there.
>>9533188>while she's trying to entice you with meat you reach out and pinch the tip of her ear>her magic immediately goes out and she drops the meat
>>9533204>not BakerI disagree.
>>9533157I just realized Moogega, the 2nd good one, isn't in there
>>9533238>trying to find someone to start a relationship with at a barno no that never worksif you have a really close best friend, just try and get them to turn gayits perfect
>anybody who doesn't think the series peaked with Tennant
>>9533110The annoyed reaction I always get when I refer to the main character as "Doctor Who" to hardcore fans is strangely satisfying.
>>9533287>who is this doctor, exactly? does the show ever answer this question?
>>9533287>>9533300>implying that ever really worksIt's like asking us "Isn't MLP a show for little girls?" and expecting a legitamate response
>>9533291>glasswelp, the only love I will ever know is wrong
>>9533284>if you have a really close best friendAck. I don't even have normal friends. Math people are just too damn nervous and awkward. Complete shut-ins. I should just hang out with the arts guys more.
>>9533300>Is this show a "the grinch" spinoff?
>>9533311Works for me.
>>9533316>tfw you're a math personAll I want is someone to trust me unconditionally so I can trust them back, is that so hard?
>>9533262D'aww, poor thing. Would there be any way to touch and squeeze her without setting her off?
>>9533300>"This is like Star Track right?"
>>9533291>there are people who take shipping this seriously
>>9533342No no>"He's like Spak from Star Track, right?"
>>9533338>>9533316Usually, the perfect people for you, and the relationships you have with them, are made online
>>9533241I don't know. Given the actual picture that you should link to, it doesn't seem to be a great critique. It's not that helpful and seems to be more about his personal taste; I say that just because I've heard of that sketching technique consisting in rendering just a few focal parts of a drawing.Although the second part is more interesting: he mentions 'rectangles', which could indicate a lack of volume he perceived.
>>9533285>implying Eccleston isn't the best
>>9533339Probably not.She thinks you're a violent predator.She always wanted to get close to a human, but now that one is in front of her and she sees how big you are, she's not so sure.
>>9533361Yeah like where? Here? That's just silly Anon.
>>9533355This is pretty good.
>>9533380Ha. one of them frequents hereBut you just gotta form relationships. Interact with people over things. share skypes, share fetishes whatever
>>9533375Aww.But what if I just want to snuggle and cuddle and rub her belly.
>>9533415You don't, Wheaties.You never, ever do.
>>9533403>putting your huge hands near her soft underbellyJeez anon, are you trying to scare her to death? She probably thinks you're about to gut her.
>This kills the pony
>>9533398Yeah, that's completely true.One day Anon. One day I'll scrounge up a meager renown and finally attract people who want to be around me.
>>9533355Oh fuck... So that's where this cat's from!
>>9533403>>9533425I think it would be so much fun frightening the ponies, they're so adorable when they're scared.I wouldn't be able to keep it up for very long due to the instinct to hug them, but it would be great.
>>9533441>not having one of each colorOH well, It's a start.
>>9533342Oh god. That just reminded me when I went to Shore Leave and the actor who played Carson Beckett on Stargate: Atlantis was recounting telling his parents he just got the part on the show.>"What's that? Star Trek?">"No mum, Stargate.">"You're going to be on Star Trek?">"No, StarGATE">"HEY HONEY, OUR SON'S GONNA BE ON STAR TREK!"
>>9533441>Customs problems>Customs seizes your package>You have to go in person to claim your horse dildo
>>9533415Stop being sad? I don't understand.
>>9533441>he doesn't have a gf that jerks him off with an anthro mare fleshlight>he doesn't have a gf that wears a buttplug tail
How the fuck do I watch the Japanese dub in America when I don't have the hard drive space to just download the thingThis is killing me
>>9533441One of his friends apparently ordered it for him.But still>Getting a horse fleshlight>not even intending to use itWhat's the point.
>>9533459Aha, that reminds me of when Hop's horsecock dildo got him stopped at an airport.
>>9533476I think hes trying to play coy.
>>9533459Oh good god. That would be the most hilariously awkward thing ever. I wonder how much this happens, if at all.
>>9533476I'm sure it was a joke.
>>9533355holy shit that's adorable
>>9533480Aha, what? Where was he going that he couldn't bear to temporarily part ways with his horse dong?
>>9533503Well yeah, it was partly to humor him, but they probably expect him to use it at some point. Why wouldn't he
>>9533475>2013>Running out of hard drive spaceThe shit nigga, the fuck kind of hard drive do you have? A goddamn 80gb IDE Maxtor?
>>9533480I'm sure a horse cock dildo at any size could be considered a bludgeoning weapon
>>9533516A fucking mid-range laptop from 2009, and no, I can't afford any sort of external hard drive,because I'm absolutely broke.
>>9533533>Someone tries to hijack an airplane with a horsecock dildoImagine the headlines.
>>9533509He was probably traveling in Amareica. Zing!
>tfw you kinda want a horse fleshlight but are shied away due to price and the fact that you really have no place to hide it.
Does anyone else think Nightmare Rarity is the coolest thing to happen to MLP in a while?
>>9533533And tonight's hot story: a man is brutally beaten with an equine modeled adult toy.
>>9533545Hands in the air, see? Keep 'em where I can see 'em, and nobody gets thwacked.
>>9533509He brought it to a con pretty much just to do this
>>9533548>tfw you kinda want mlp stuff but are shied away due to price and the fact that you really have no place to hide itI know that feel. Sorta.
>>9533549>does anyone else think rarity is the coolest thing to happen to the seriesfixed just a smidge
Scootaloo is best filly for sexualhttps://images.4channel.org/f/src/Scootsfinalsound.swf
>>9533549Looks more like Diamond Tiara.
>>9533549Not really, actually. She's fairly bland at the moment.She needs that aethereal hair and some armor. Right now she looks like Frankenstein's bride after a shower with some blackface.
>>9533548>been eyeing up the Natascha>no place to hide itthat feel
>>9533570>that fucking spell-check
>>9533599>dash>the best thing to happen to poniesYeah, maybe if you're a brony
>>9533570Damnit, tiny crystal horse. Come back and give me a hug.
>>9533617What's a brony?
>>9533549Yes, Yes she is
>>9533634I think its just a play on the word bro. Its compliment maybe?
>>9533607hide it in your pantsnobody will ever look there
>>9533634A miserable pile of manchildren.
This is My Little Pony.
>>9533646Is that a silicone dog pussy in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
>>9533679>twilight anal first time no lube some cry.gif
>>9533679No that's my little pony.
>>9533679No. Thats MY little pony.
>>9533679>10yo unicorn tooled in ass some cry
>>9533704>>9533697Can't you share?
>>9533679And this here is mine, and none of you can have her. Capiche?
>>9533708>doesn't drown when you give it watercan't they do anything right?
>>9533720What the hay is "sharing"? I've never read about it in any of my books. And I've read a LOT of books.
>>9533708>Kick it>Trust in player: 0/10>Set off a bomb next to it>Trust in player: 11/10
>>9533708>you can kick them around and throw bombs at them>they cower in fear and cry
>>9533708>Give it water>It doesnt drown>Instead it gives the message "nummies fo fwuffy"0/10
If someone bought you a horsecock or a marge vagina, would you use it
>>9533708The fact that they used greentext in the game bugs me more than anything.
>>9533776Of course. It would be incredibly rude not to.
>>9533767>>9533751But you can't torture something once it's dead