Bestest most canonest couple edition.Lonely horse: >>9490194
we couples now?
>>9494449>canonestprobably>bestestI hope you didn't wager too much on that answer
>haven't been here since S2 hiatus>you guys still talk about sentenal more than the showkek
HYPOTHETICAL TIMEWHAT IF MLP WAS MADE IN THE STYLE OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON FROM THE 90S?WHAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT ABOUT IT?WOULD YOU STILL WATCH IT?
>>9494494S-save it for the n-night thread, Anon!
>>9494532those is some weird fetlocks.
>>9494532I really dislike that style
>>9494535>90's cartoonsTHOSE WERE ALL SHIT
>>9494534but you're the only one bringing up the metawe're talking about pony couples here
>>9494561YOU STILL GOTTA PICK ONE, ELROY.GET TO IT.
>>9494556really? I actually like it but I usually don't like fetlocks
>>9494574>those two characters>actually wanting to talk about the first step of the shitfest that was S3
>>9494577The fetlocks I can understand, but the ear fluff makes no senseAnd it's all lumpy and disturbing
>>9494532Headcanon ships need not apply.Also, those ears and fetlocks freak me out. Almost as much as their heart eyes or their lack of wings.
happy easter MLPG!>/s4s/also happy aprils fool! that... that board is an aprils fool joke is it?
>>9494535Does the simpsons count?
Link to comic?
>>9494577same here. looks odd yet kinda cute.also best ship
>>9494581http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animated_television_series_of_the_1990sJESUS BALLSACK, ELROYDO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU???
>>9494621We thought this board was an April Fools jokeIt wasn't ;_;
>>9494645I think I would have cut off my left pinky for it to have been just a joke
>>94946454chan... 4chan has changed...
>>9494642>implying I can remember cartoons when I was 3Yeah sure grandad
>>9494645>>9494621Just imagine it's here to stay.Would you like it? Y/N/M.
>>9494621>falling for an april fools joke on a websiteI bet you panic when a website you go to says it's going to shut down forever on april 1st.
>>9494645No we didn't because this board was made near the start of 2012, not near fucking April
>>9494624Did rarity's single issue come out already?
>>9494535>MIB: the Animated Serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXHeuRMc6akohoh man
>>9494674A little april fools come early
>>9494666M, It probably wouldn't effect me in slightest
>>9494577>>9494556I really like that style, personally.
>>9494660GET OUT.GET THE HELL OUT.
>tfw your favorite pony will never be in a relationship because it would absolutely ruin the show
>>9494709Because you have shit taste otherwise you wouldn't be here
>>9494738I don't need good taste when I have FlutterDash-anonymous, 2013
>>9494735everytime i see these i think of hetailia and get angry
blossoming writefag looking for ideas to write about. no roll threads going on right now, so reply to this post with an idea and maybe I will write a little.>don't worry, I do have my own material, just bored right now
>>9494781they're like hetalia but more harsh and less g/a/y
>>9494781I don't know what Hetalia is, I just know threads about it made me think /cm/ is shit
>>9494796stallions frotting in public
>>9494796Holy shit a writefag?How about a fun short story with Pinkie?
>>9494796>blossoming writefag>writefags>blossoming>muh feels>muh porn>muh fanfiction>blossoming
>>9494836COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>9494836Yes.but you should post the link on the sub, lest you be banned
>>9494811>>9494781everyone knows Poland ball is best pony
>>9494836sure, just state the place
>>9494836How could you not work that out yourself you fucking retard, holy shit
>>9494858I didn't work it out because I don't give a shit about slamjam: the film.
>>9494844>you will never jam with pank
>>9494735Every time I see these, I get the urge to play a Grand Strategy Game.
>>9494865So? You don't need to have played or even cared about the new TWD game to realise it was trying to cash in on The Walking Dead : muh feels and faux-choices
GAME OF PONES IS ON
>>9494828I love you, too.
>>9494796your favorite ship on a date
>>9494890>The new licensed The Walking Dead game is trying to cash in on The Walking DeadI mean, no shit?
>>9494884i know right
>>9494819sure thing! I'll write about her receiving a large delivery of balloons.
>>9494935what would it be like going on a date with a pony as a human
>>9494943Read it again. The second thing he refers to is The Walking Dead episodic game with Clementine in
>>9494943Exactly my point. Are you dense?
>>9494986Well, he should be more clear. I didn't know there were more than one TWD games.>>9495001The difference is that Slamjam didn't license Roger Rabbit.
Which pony has the literally hottest ass?
>>9495015>I didn't know there were more than one TWD games.You really ARE slow
>>9495023twilight when she got angry during Feeling pinkie keen
>>9495041I'm slow because I don't care about a franchise I don't care about?
>>9495023Touch it fgt, I dare you
>>9495015Fine>we want the call of duty audience>we want the WFRR audienceYou dumb?
>>9495043Maybe if she lighted her toots on fire.
>>9495071I don't care about it either, yet I pay attention to what is trending you mongoloid, use some common sense lol
>>9495023Rarityfriction joke because of all the dicks
heycan we likego somewhereI hear /out/ is nice
These threads really are the worst I've ever seen on 4chan. I'm glad that now the show is over and I visited other threads relevant to my interests I can see I was only coming here out of habit.I hope the rest of you realise this one day. Even LoL general is better and that's saying something. Bye
>>9495075Celestia is very horsey looking in this picture
>>9495124Where is dash?
>>9495124this is baitonly because LoL general is like fucking Ponychan
>>9495121I wish we could /gd/ some time
>>9495139>implying this thread is any better
>>9495142hey kid, looking for a /gd/ time?
>>9495124see you tomorrow
>>9495106A classy mare like Rarity doesn't just into dicks you know.
>>9495096Why is "paying attention to what is trending" common sense?Why are you so mad at me for not paying attention to Space Jam?
>>9495078>we want the call of duty audience>that feel when the devs on the new Thief want to appeal to the Call of Duty and God of War audiences
>>9495139>>9495132>epic inside jokesWay to prove his point
S3 was kind of disappointing. I liked that last episode, though.
>>9495162Now I'm madI hope you never slam, faget
>>9495149when MLPG is predominately trip and namefags, I'll be more inclined to believe you
>>9495162Because why would you come here and post your incredible revelation in the first place? It's common knowledge, do you want a medal? It isn't even tangentially related to MLP
>>9495170They want to appeal to an audience who actually buys games. Who wants to make a game for PC gamers and then end up having all of them steal it, then tell you it's shit.
what is the population of Ponyville?
>>9495185Am I the only one who doesn't understand that meme.
>>9495171>bait>inside jokehaha oh wow
>>9495134no im like to /out/maybe/ /m/? wait no. let's go to WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS /S4S/
>>9495194Not to mention posting more anime girls then anything else
>>9495175You mean you like purty pony princess Twilicorn?Is there something wrong with you?
>>9495203A few hundred
>>9495194I would honestly prefer that to the reckless circlejerking over name and tripfags who don't even come here any more.Just look at the last thread
>>9495208Dash calling out bait is an MLPG inside joke.
>>9495195Because we were talking about 90s cartoons and because Space Jam is mulpugh culture.And because I wanted to invite you all to a WFRR stram, which was the real ulterior motive.
>>9495218Well we do that sometimes
>>9495171There's really no reason to respond to the "I'm leaving forever" crowd seriously since they're just trying to rile things up. People actually leaving wouldn't care enough to post about it.
>>9495208>dash calling out bait>not le epic mlpg maymayhaha oh wow
>>9495203sixspike doesn't count for the census
>>9495124nothing is worse than a self-hating horsefucker
Any good and recent fapfics?
>>9495231So why'd you link to my post? I didn't mention Dash at all.
Hey, youPost the first pony picture you ever did
>>9495216Jesus christ this raid shit...
>>9495207Me neither actually. It's from an episode of workaholics but I've not seen it yet.
>>9495238Theres a difference between sometimes and literally all of the time
>>9495227At least if we had trips, we could filter people that toss out buzzwords like candy
>>9495207>Am I the only one
>>9495255>why'd you link to my postI did not.
>>9495237>Space Jam is mulpugh culture.HAHHAHAHAHH WHATGo ask on /co/ you faggot
>>9495266no its not a radi, I just missed the /pol/ thread.
>>9495229>lelIt's funny because you used an "e" instead of an "o"
>>9495289So you want to go raid another boardCoo
>>9495284Well, the guy that pointed out injokes as proving one anon's point did.
>>9495261H-Here I go!TOUCH PAD MOTHER FUCKER.
>>9495286I'm pretty sure /co/ considers space jame the greatest piece of cinematic history
>>9495296oh is that the joke?fuck i have been using it wrong the whole time
>>9495244But I didn't mention Dash at all, I just said that it was bait.you stirring up shit yet again, son?
>>9495323Exactly which is why I said go ask there you retard holy shit you are slow
>>9495237>Space Jam is mulpugh culture.this fucking guydo you even know where the whole space jam thing originated from?/co/ and /v/, mostly.Space Jam is notm and never will be, a "MLPG thing". Because it's already BEEN a thing on other boards, which we've inherited things from, SUCH AS Space Jam.
>>9495333You replied to two separate people trying to defend yourself as anonymous. You're stirring more shit than anyone else
4chan 'culture' as a whole is pretty stagnant, most people who post are either here because they have some kind of work they're supposed to be doing, or out of engrained habit.
>>9495341Just because it wasn't originated here doesn't mean it isn't a part of our heritage.
>>9495237I still want to watch it though
>>9495277What is so bad about that expression?
>>9495350I'm not defending myself, I'm defending my point.
>>9495371you're never the only one
>>9495374Same difference, anon. No one gives a shit except you.
Hey MLPG, did you hear? They decided to let Angel bunny be the Easter bunny this year!Why when Fluttershy heard the news, she practically laid an egg!
>>9495380It's a fucking expression, mongoloid.
>>9495374Your point was "this is bait"Wow gj here trophy great point
>>9495382Then what's the point of posting at all?
>>9495337wasn't that guy.now I'm sad cause you called me names
>>9495261I don't know if I still have it on this hard drive, but it was a pinkie with a top hat.
>>9495344dang bro you've really improved
>>9495358when has space jam ever been a part of anything mlp.go on. name it.
>>9495393You tell me, retard
>>9495416Well, you're still posting, so you're just as equipped as I am.retard
>>9495404MLPG is probably the only thread I've ever seen that will do everything they can not to talk about the thing they're meant to, and then complain about how they're not talking about the thing they're meant toThey will take the bait every single time, no matter how obvious, and will take offense to everything. I'm done, it's incredible
>>9495443>i'm donefucking finally, see you in hell
>>9495437WHY IM SO MAD IF I SAW PINKIE PIE I'D SLAP HER RIGHT ON THE BUTT
>>9495431The thing is I'm not trying to defend a bad point fruitlessly :)
>>9495437I'm perfectly calm.
>>9495466Neither am I :DD
>>9495462Yes, god forbid anyone speaks the truth about us
>>9495462>They will take the bait every single time, no matter how obvious, and will take offense to everythingYou just proved his point in the very next post.Good job
>>9495485Oh dang, it's the fucking TRUTH?WELL SHIT I'M PACKING UP AND LEAVINGTHANKS FOR TELLING ME ABOUT IT, ANON
>>9495405Oh geeze, thanks man. I forgot I had this one on a different folderI can't believe I didn't even use the actual colours, shit
>>9495437Talk for yourself, I'm tired.Any pony news from these past 4 days?
>>9495518Have you ever been so mad that you started "ironically" shitposting?
>>9495529>talkYou mean speakAlso who gives a shit the show is like 8 months away, why care about the news until later
>>9495529there was a comic that was pretty good and a fan episode that was godawful
How do I get a kickstarter going?I want to make it seem like it's for a worthwhile cause, and then just keep the money.How do.
>>9495539I ironically shitposted so much that it stopped being ironic a long time ago, anon ¬¬
TOP 5 EPISODES OF FIM GO5. Swarm of the Century4. The Super Squeezy Cider 60003. Hurricane Fluttershy2. The Cutie Mark Chronicles1. The Best Night Ever
>>9495551Misogyny. Golden ticket
>>9495551You sell good vibes and positive juju that you say you'll send to people spiritually
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04n4H5eBNfFA Memo from the Management.
>>9495551>go to website>start it>receive zero funding because you're a dickfuck>realize that there's measures in place to keep people from doing that all the time>kill your slef because you can't handle your student debt>miss the important parts of your brain>coma forever>all you dream about it how you wasted your time and didn't get a scholarshipgood luck
>>94955661-5 : Any episode before Season 3
>>9495551Make a product that a lot of people want, then make the cost of production less than the cost you're making them put up for getting it. Basically what every business does.
>>9495551Modest proposal for a boxed card-game.Tell people the sun is telling you not to complete it.
what if your horse had a herniated disc and extensive lower back injuries and got addicted to prescription painkillers
>>9495547>who gives a shitI do, that's why I asked.>>9495549Oh yeah, I'm halfways reading Issue 5 of the comic still, and I saw you guys raging over Double Rainboom, but I couldn't actually watch it due shitty internet.Is it still up?
>>9495572That gives me an idea.What if (and I'm serious here) I make a kickstarter telling people that if I get to 100,000 dollars, I will check my privilege or some shit
>>9495549What comic? #5 or the Rarity comic?
>>9495578Oh good, I'm gonna go have a smoke
Alright guys what did you all think of the comic?What did you like?What did you not like?
>>9495603But why? Do you plan on staying here for eight fucking months of hiatus? Why try and hype yourself on the snippets of information that frankly are never worthy of hype in the first place? Why not just leave until close to the show airing and then catching up on the news because by that point it might actually be substantial?
>>9495604TOS keeps you from doing stupid shit like that
>>9495638I haven't read it yet
>>9495638Why is Rarity transforming into Purple Tinker
>>9495638I thought it was weird that it took place on the moon.
>>9495638.....she kinda looks like a earlier gen pony
>>9495604It's like how they banned the selling of "occult items" on ebay so you can't sell your soul anymore.There's measures in place to prevent money grabs.
>>9495578Pony break? Does that mean it's time to be meta?
>>9495638>What did you like?Pretty much all of it>What did you not like?NightMare rarity is a silly name
>>9495638Thought it was neato, but I really hope that they improve on Nightmarity and that's not her final formShe needs some armor or something because the design is pretty plain
>Archive turning mlpg.co into WH40kg.co>wordfilters, wordfilters everywhere>posting in the wrong thread
>>9495667Yeah that was an odd choice of setting.I mean, its not bad, but the place has like no atmosphere!
>>9495680>sell your soul on ebayOh god why am I laughing so hard
>>9495723ty for telling us
>>9495704If she does get armor, she will make it fierce, and fascinatingly fabulous.
>>9495578How do I generate boop
>>9495665>>9495693http://arch.413chan.net/mlp9484890.htmlI can redump if you want
if you want to watch who framed roger rabbit:you know where /mylittleautist
>>9495641You're saying it like I stay here 24/7, man.I just like to get, or at least try to get show/comic/whatever related to the show discussion from time to time, I do take breaks from MLPG sometimes, now more that the hiatus is here.And I dunno, I like being here for when the news actually happens.
>>9495723You didn't know that people did that? It was a good way to make quick cash off of people who actually believed that kind of shit.
>>9495711this isn't pony Meerca chase is it?dem rainbow neggs man
>>9495748This is the first one after the Chrysalis arc, right?
>>9495748Go for it, but is there a DL link?
>>9495721Your mouth, would be an excellent setting to put a sock.
>>9495680You have to be pretty creative to come up with new ways to hoodwink people into giving you their money for no reason. Once it's been done, you can't do it again because people know the trick.
>>9495771Second issue of the arc after the Chrysalis arc.
>>9495771Second. It was released early at a con only
>>9495771There is that rainbow mini series>>9495772No but I think there is one in the thread I posted
>>9495690that's a very cute sunhorse
>>9495759I just don't know what to say to youwow
>>9495798Check the date you dummy
>>9495798I don't get it.
>>9495748Can I download them from that site with ponies that "yay" in it?
>>9495823March 31st 2013?
>>9495804You really think I'm cute Anon?
hey AAI tried
>>9495852probably not until the official release
>>9495881And what day comes after that?
>>9495906A lot of days come after that actually.
>>9495748Anyone with half a brain can use yayponies. Please do not spam the thread like a faggot.
>>9495921I thought the end of days was later this week
>>9495930Wow bro sweet edge! totally dope man!
Go fuck yourselves.
>>9495883You're so cute I want to kiss you.
>>9495748my download speed sucks, will you post it again?
>>9495930Are you that same anon that pitches a fit whenever it's story time?
MLPG I think.....I think im starting to not like ponies so much any more.Could someone post the best pony and help me get unstuck?
>>9495991I got what you need
Once you realize how many people new people in here are trying to fit in the harder the laughter intensifies
>>9495991Sure here you go! Blue Berry Sparkles
>>9495991Here she is
>>9496039why does snails have wings and the head of the fishis he a pescicorn
>>9496015Anon, you've got wonderful taste.
>>9496043what if forsythia DID NOT have a flower 4 a cutiemark tho??!
>>9496009>>9496015>>9496022>>9496032>>9496034>>9496039None of these are even close to best pony!Its like you guys WANT me to leave
>>9496054thats not snails thats my OC Scalewings. Just because his coat is a slightly similar color of snot doesn't make it him. your so insensitive
>>9496073Allrigh allright, here's the best pony.
>>9496073>liking Rarity/Dash/PinkieYou'd better
>>9496086No.I'd teach her how to love herself
>>9496095A mirror is not a pony, Dooks.
>>9496073Is it one of these?I know, this is probably cheating.
>>9496106It is now
>>9496091Finally Though you screwed up and posted worst pony, too, so now I feel even worse!
>>9496086If need be.
>>9496125too fucking badthese are best ponies
>>9496125You're treading dangerous ground here, friend
>>9496086I'd show her how to masturbate by using my dick.
>>9496144>Giant Eggs>50 RupeesGoddammit that's gonna take forever to get
>>9496144How come I don't have the easter update yet? Is it midnight your time?
>>9496107Chaos collage where?
>>9495903>>9495912How many issues are there yet?
>>9496026Would you take an hour slowly smooching each of Celestia's mouths?
>>9496086Why would she need to masturbate when we could just have sex?
>>9496156This is the best pairing on the show as far as entertainment goes.AJ and Rarara are best two pones and also go great together
>>9496156I like those ponies a lot
>>9496200>AJ and Rarara are best two poneswrong
>>9496180Are you on Android?It seems like only iOS has it for now, but Android has Canterlot.
>>9495053I see you understand the word "literally".This is no place for you.
>>9496184Right here! Sorry for dropping the ball, family had some Easter stuff going on this weekend and I have work too.Dem rules: pick or roll for a square, re-draw it! Shit's easy, so c'mon and do one, it's fun.If I somehow missed someone's submission the past few days, please lemme know.
>>9496156>>9496200>>9496224>Fluttershy episode>All anyone can talk about is how great these two wereTruly, truly the worst pony
>>9496236Yeah I'm android. That's odd, I remember hearing that the easter stuff was actually in the St. patrick's day update, but I guess I heard wrong.
>>9496308>>9496307Aw balls, that explains it.
>>9496251Dibs on D7
>>9496274>Iron Will episode>all anyone can talk about are the ponies
So I just finished recording my first set of interviews for the /mlp/ documentary, guys. I thought I was going to be doing it two weeks ago but the creator was busy. The first round of questions was about Mandopedo. Ask me anything.
>>9496224I really like those two together.
>>9496334He's probably one of my favorite one-shots.
>>9496338I would, but I don't want to associate with bronies
>>9496338There's a documentary?
>>9496338Two questions:who careswho told you we would care
finished writing >>9494796 >>9494819It's a little over 1000 words. prepare for dump.
>>9496334I liked his goats.
>>9496371instead of doing that (assuming it's going to be several posts) pastebin pls
>>9496251C4 over here.
Is it poly shipping time?
>>9496353Because I thought it mite b cool, and the guy said he needed more oldfags. I'm not 2010 master race, but I've been in the generals since around March 2011.>>9496358Good, I'm not one. I just watch the show and discuss it on 4chan sometimes.>>9496365Yes.
>>9496371>haven't posted a huge story like this on 4chan before so get ready for formatting fail.Pinkie Pie's Balloons>Another sunny day in Equestria. Rainbow Dash snored softly atop a cloud, but a familiar high-pitched voice woke her up. It was Pinkie Pie.>“Rainbow Dash! Wake up! I need your help!”>Rainbow Dash rolled over to see Pinkie Pie smiling wide as she jumped up and down beneath the cloud. Rainbow Dash let out a yawn and rubbed her eyes. “What is it, Pinkie Pie?”>Pinkie continued to jump up and down excitedly. “I'm getting my balloons today! I need somepony to help me sort them!”>Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow. “Don't you think Twilight Sparkle would be more helpful at something like that than I would?”>“Don't be silly! It'll be easy! And besides, your birthday is the next one coming up, so you'll be able to tell me which balloons you like the most! Come on!”>Rainbow Dash briefly thought about it. Pinkie threw so many parties that she ordered her balloons in bulk, directly from the manufacturer. Sorting them would be a lot of work. However, having first choice of the balloons for her birthday party could be cool. “All right. Let's go!” Rainbow Dash flew to Sugarcube Corner with Pinkie bouncing right behind her.
>>9496338Do you think your father is proud of what your are now? Your mother?Do you think if any of your ancestors could see you now, would at least one not hang their head in shame of you?
>>9496406Why is there a documentary?
>>9496408You know it's possible, and better, to write a story without using arrows, right?
>>9496406> I just watch the show and discuss it on 4chan sometimes.Yeah, except now you were part of a dumbass documentary on a dumbass fandom.congrats on being a brony
>>9495739Here you go.
>>9496408Can you please just post it on Pastebin? That way it'll be easier to read and save, man
>>9496408First off, greentext isn't a story. Sorry to burst your bubbles.Second, put that shit on pastebin
>>9496425that's crazy talk
>>9496403I prefer friendshipping
>>9496425Jeez cosmo, I don't remember you being so passive aggressive
>>9496384>>9496408http://pastebin.com/Jw2MEDbS>>9496425I thought it was the canonical 4chan style. The pasted version does not include them so no worries.
>>9495349Okay. That's all the main cast.
Darf, you there?
>>9496461He's always been like this.
>>9496447>rarity contracts zegraxis fever.gif
>>9496425*punches you in the balls* I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?
>>9496466>twilight>not reading laying eggs 101you beefedI like it
Stram when dooks?
>>9496447YOU FORGOT TO EXTEND THE FRAME SILLY ANIMATORSF5F5F5
>>9496466>Rarity with her ass presented for the viewer
>>9496466oh gosh that's cute
>>9496466I think I'm missing the earthpone one
>>9496466I did a thing >>9495889
If you're thinking about quitting something, a story, an assignment, a drawing, or suchWatch thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KxGRhd_iWuE
>>9496466Wait where's Pinkie and AJ?
>>9496508Don't forget this toohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH0nP4NzS9M
>>9496508Just like my animes!!!!
>>9496461>>9496471wot, I was making a suggestion>>9496462I'll read the paste one now.
>easter>happyThis is a day that celebrates the brutal torture and murder of a man There is nothing happy about this day.
>>9496417I'm so sorry Pa, I'll probably never become an investment banker like you wanted before you were killed in that stampede back at the ranch ;_;>>9496424The creator thought it might be interesting to get a wider view of the folks from the actual birthplace of the fandom. It's probably not going to be a huge production like the Brony Documentary, though.>>9496370Some people here expressed interest in hearing how it went when I mentioned it two weeks ago.
>>9496508>Think of all the people around you and all the people cheering you on.But I don't have those.
>>9496555There's chocolate.Chocolate makes me happy.
>>9496251I'm sorryI'm not sorry.
>tfw drunk playing Kirby Airride on an emulatorPARADISE.
>>9496564I'm cheering you on, Anon.I'm serious. Don't give up.
>>9494535>Batman: the Animated SeriesIt would be edgier and more adventurousI'd totally watch that shit.
>>9496557>/mlp/>actual birthplacethe documentary was flawed from the ground up
>>9496592oh shit I wanna do that.
>>9496508Pep-talks in Japanese are so much fun to listen to.
>>9496592does your emulator support netplaythis is important
>>9496557>the actual birthplace of the fandomI hope you mean /co/
>>9496557>The creator thought it might be interesting to get a wider view of the folks from the actual birthplace of the fandom.Then he should have interviewed us.On /co/Two years ago
>>9496617Dolphin 3.0 runs better than the later version i tried first so no.
GOOD MORNING EVERYONEPLEASE DELIVER ALL NEW NIGHTMARITY ART TO MY DESKTHANKS
>>9496557but the birthplace was /co/, not /mlp/
>>9496644ok, here is all the nightmarity fan art I saw posted today
>>9496644What? What's a Nightmarity?
>>9496658How'd you fit all of it in your post?
>>9496532i literally thought that was jackie chan in the image
>>9496601>>9496618>>9496621Yeah yeah, you don't think I know this? He's doing it right now, so this is the best he's got. If he can't get everyone from the generals two years ago, the same site it came from with some of the same people is the next best thing. I thought I'd try and represent the opinions of the Generals and the "original fandom" as much as I possibly could.
>>9496668Rarity was taken by the Warp.
>>9496644I'm working on it, boss! Five more minutes?
>>9496676Well, shame they interviewed a brony.
Eh, whateverDarf requested me to write some LyraBon months ago, and I told him I would do it by the next week. I didn't. Oh wellhttp://pastebin.com/kQkrmX50
>>9496644>>9496658>>9496672goat train did this
>>9496676this would be better if it was a skypechat calk
>>9496701CALLi'm going to sleep
>>9496466>that missing line from Spike's headFixed.
>>9496689>humanEh. I'll still read it, I guess.
COMIC LINK WHERE
>>9496662That's the same thing!
>>9496676>he's doing it right nowWhy isn't he in here talking to us?
>>9496742What kind of request is that?
>>9496721I can't stop staring at Rarity's buttI hope she isn't terribly offended
>>9496676Why on earth do you think we still even have the general?
>>9496742Issue #6? Here are scans of it.https://mega.co.nz/#!JFcCFaQI!FhQLWUEk7aat4azpQ1NbzimfyWItwJo0iVZbKkb1HSQ
>>9496688Nice dubs, fellow brony>>9496701Are you implying you want to invite me to your skype chat
>>9496769Rarity has literally used her ass as a weapon. I don't think she minds. Hell even when her ass was slapped she only cared about being called a mule
>>9496798She's very casual about sex. She considers it something friends do with each other.
>>9496755>>9496774Because when the call went out nobody from the general wanted to be a part of it, except for me I guess. It's done through skype call so he can actually put the interview audio into the documentary. It wouldn't be any use to just post questions on here and have people answer them haphazardly through text.
You know MLPG, I've had it just up to HERE with you!
>>9496798A good lesson for the children.If sopmeone slaps your ass, think nothing of it.
>>9496823I just noticed that the bartender has a horn
>>9496842link me to that chatI want part of this
>>9496846NoWhen someone slaps your ass, you slap them WITH your ass!
>A dense fog has covered the MLPG!
Holy fuck someone leaked piss into this thread.GET IT OUT NOW
>>9496462it's cute, I guess?>>9496689awesome
>>9496823I want to see more of the region that bat ponies might come from
>>9496842>It wouldn't be any use to just post questions on here and have people answer them haphazardly through text.No it's better to rely on the biased opinion of one person who wasn't even here from the start. I hope his shitty project crashes and burns.
>>9496867In the hand?I-in the face...?
>>9496858Not all the batguards have batwings, and share the 3 race attributes of regular poniesAlicorn bat ponies would be cool
>>9496877thanks. I did it quick, it's not supposed to be a "thing," just practice.
>>9496890Well, make sure you wear a scarf. It's chilly out.
>>9496689Happened to you too huh. Oh well. On the plus end of things, he might actually like what you wrote, if you stuck to his idea.
Did you hide your eggs from Jesus today, MLPG?
>>9496842If this guy is really interested in learning about mlpg you should simply tell him to lurk the thread and learn about it naturally. If he announces his presence nobody is going to give him the time of day because mlpg is opposed to brony documentaries in principle.
>tfw flipping through your sketchbook and seeing how much you've improvedBoy I hope you guys are still around when I wanna start making this public
>>9496644BOSS! BOSS! IS IT TOO LATE?pls don't fire me
>>9496883so what's the difference between a batpony with no wings or horn, and a normal earth pony?
>>9496875Aim for the beak!>>9496890Geez bonbon, attitude.
>>9496920Hope so. Didn't made it as kinky as he wanted it to be, and I just kinda winged it at the end. Oh well, perhaps I'll go back to it later when I'm good enough to make it justice
>>9496925NOT WELL ENOUGH THAT ASSHOLE JESUS STOLE THEM RIGHT OUT OF THE SEPTIC TANK.
>>9496925>not giving Jesus your eggs>after he got crucified by the Easter bunnyYou are a cold hearted man
>>9496942I love that game
>>9496959I do one better.I hide my Jew gold in them!
>"Most adult dragons take 100-year naps on piles of gold and jewels and are pretty independent to be around when they’re awake. They rarely come out of their caves, except during the Great Dragon Migration or to scout for more gems to add to their collection. But Crackle isn’t like most dragons. She was never into tail wrestling, or playing King of the Hoard. If you were to ask this lumpy little dragon her life story, she would have just one word to say to you: ’BWAAGH!’">"NOTE: DEFINITELY NOT THREE PONIES IN A DRAGON DISGUISE.">"Interests: Frolicking, Scratching Herself"
>>9496942god this game is good when drinking. i am in such a good mood right now.
twilight sparkle is shit
>>9496958>>9496959Both these replies absolutely slayed me
Who's the bigger slut: Rarity or Nightmarity?
>>9496982m8 i will mash up up bloody good i swear on me mums life
>>9496984Both are equal.Nightmarity is just a hard dom.
>>9496944>blue bandanaShe's a crip!
>>9496906Sure thing, Anon.
>>9496957Best of luck with that.I myself wish to redo the thing I messed up, but if I do it as he wishes and he talks about it on the proper channels, I might get brony exposure.Not sure if doing the tale right and making amends is worth a repeat of questions I've had before.Sorry, I'm rambling. Have a Pinkie.
>>9496983Not either of those dudes, but I like hearing when things make people laugh
>>9496982YEAH WELL YOU'RE SHIT FAGGATRON
>>9496837The best part is, she doesn't even know what she's doing is looked down upon.She's like the girl in Clerks who sucked 37 dicks just with guys she kind of liked.
>>9496876>>9496984Nightmarity seems to be much larger, but they're both equally slutty
>>9496982I'm not convinced by your thesis.
>>9497018What did you write, if I might know?
>>9496940WELL DONE, YOU GET A RAISEPLEASE FOLLOW ME TO THE SEMEN VAULT
>>9494449Pumpkin Cake's expression there kills me.
>>9496925He will never find them under my toys.THE PERFECT PLAN
>>9496984Rarity is the bigger slut but Nightmarity is better at it.
>>9496861Sorry, I'm pretty sure he's got plenty of people for interviews already. Best I could suggest is to hang out and wait for a thread to pop up, then ask him yourself. >>9496938Well I'm not in charge of running this and I'm just an interviewee so it's really not up to me how he makes this. I figured, he's gonna do this how he wants so I might as well try and get a word in.
>>9497015There, see? You look a lot happier already.
>>9496944Why would you tickle a hard working Pinkie?It's like you want her to squeal in surprise, then turn around and boop you with her dust rag as she tells you to wait until she's done to do that kind of stuff.
>>9496910IF I HAD ZECORADATSRACISTS.GIF RIGHT NOW I'D POST IT
>>9496959>the easter bunnyhehehe, yes goy, it definitely was the evil anthro creature, don't believe the lies it was us, the chosen people would never do something like that!
>>9497039I worry about you all the time.
>>9497065Does he know about the archive? Point him to that. If he can't be arsed actually reading through it and doing his research then laugh in his face and remind him of how much of a lazy faggot he is.
>>9497064>Nightmarity knows what scares you.>What scares the shit out of you.>And what scares the jizz out of you.All of which involve clowns.
>>9497078Am I that transparent?Do you think she'd take it badly if I offered to mop the kitchen?
>>9497084But he WASN'T crucified by Jews, was he? I thought the Pharisees were Roman?
>tfw no movee stram.
>>9497052no no it's coolI do what I do for the good of the company!
>>9497065here, give him thishttp://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
>>9497042A thing involving anon x Trixie.I didn't make Trixie bored enough during sex, mostly due to the scenario I established.Live and learn.
>>9497138we should watch Ratatouille
>>9494522That is totally ChrysallisThere's no fucking way its not
>>9497113>Hires Pinkie to help scare jizz out of you in her Jester costume>Apparently, you are most afraid of having vaginal intercourse with a clown
People involved on Double Rainboom are now disowning the project
>>9497173good, it's shit
>>9497138>tfw no vidya stram
>>9497146People still say /b/ made it up
>>9497149I always tangle myself up when setting scenarios. Writing oneself into a corner is such an easy thing to do, and when you realize it, it's too fucking late and you either gotta redo the whole thing or just keep running towards that graveyard
>>9497178mlpfwb is so bad.
>>9497084>Jews trying to stealthily take credit for the brutal slaying of Jesus Christ™You long nosed kike bastards are just jealous you didn't get to him first.
>>9497192>tfw you want to stream Bioshock Infinite but you keep dying at the same part and you don't want to bore people
Nightmarity pics where?
>>9497173Too bad they can't, they've been marked accordingly with the number of the beast.
>>9497214start a new game
>>9497214which partwhich difficulty level
>>9497117Nah, she'd let you help if you insisted. Though I'd keep my guard up; She would get you back when you least expected it.And who knows what crazy prank she could put together out of cleaning supplies and a few balloons.
>>9497163evil Cadance has a fucking sexy voice, I wouldn't mind
>>9497233Trying to get into the club in finkton, fighting the robot dude1999 mode
>>9497214I guess I could stream Bioshock 2 again, but I'm not really having much fun playing it
>>9497245okay what exactly is 1999 mode, i'm curious
>>9497245That's pretty tough. Good luck, brave Anon.
>>9497249Stream Bioshock 1!
GUYS GUYSI found out how to fix the season 3 ending!>Twilight you're an alicorn>Now Twilight you must become a princess with us> Oh. Sorry..princess. But I couldn't leave my friends to become a princess. I've learned so much about friendship. I don't want to be too busy to spend more time with them>I see Twilight. Well then it can't be helped. We have no more use for you> TO BE CONTINUED
>>9497261I'm not sure why it's called "1999" specifically, but it's the hardest mode.
why does this icon have to look like nathan
>>9497249That's because all of the bioshock games are fairly average and the moment the atmosphere and story fails to impress the games become an absolute bore.
>>9497271but every girl wants to be a pretty princess.
>>9497261It's kinda like super hard mode on Infinite. It's makes strategy actually necessary in order to feasibly complete the game.
>>9497199It was well received by others, but I did the latter of your proposed actions.Still feel bad in some ways. Mostly going against my word, to be frank.
>>9497235What's the worst that could happen? Her middle name is Responsibility. Anyway, I'm feeling ambitious, I'll wax the floors, too.
>>9497280Because games were better in 1999.
>>9497295i'm a dude and i want to be a princesscan we have another 63/TG discussion pls
>everytime you refresh your tumblr, there are new followers.feels good man
>>9497249Are you playing Minerva's Den?
I had a wet dream where a humanized Rarity took me against my will, I feel violated
>>9497271>Want to say this ending is shit>Too distracted on what the shit storm would be like if this actually happened
>>9497318What did you draw that's pulling them all in?
>>9497214>tfw weapon upgrades no longer make your guns look like steampunk wet-dreams
>>9497317I would love to be a small filly with big glasses if that helps. Maybe braces too, but I'd be willing to give those a pass
>>9497317Maybe later.Here. Have some ice-cream.
>>9497333O-oh, there you are. It's, it's a nice scarf! It looks good on you! Well, have a safe trip......Would you like some company on the walk over?
>>9497318>new followers when you draw pony>Draw something original>No likes>Continue drawing original stuff>people start leaving
>>9497317oh, you're backcheck it outwhat if Gilda got you to eat the 63icecream because she was signed up for a foxy boxing (or mud wrassling or something) tournament, but she got injured and was unable to participate
>Fiddling with plastic rods and a lighter.>"Heh, this almost looks like a slime tentacle now.">"...">Evil Idea.png
>>9497128you and your long memories.
>>9497350good pony art
>>9497388I would eat it. Then I would foxy-box.
>>9497391rch plsthose fumes are getting to you
>>9497388>tfw you wrote that postThat wasn't what I was going for at all, you nimrod.And it was a coed tourney.
>>9497385>Post something.>95 notes.>Get stoked.>Post again.>1>Try better.>2
>>9497391molten plastic is like napalm if you get it on your skin, I burnt the shit out of my hand melting army men when I was a kid
>>9497407I meant for you to link it, doofus.
>>9497407Bullshit, fuck you.If you're so great, why don't you post it?
>>9497385>draw ponies>no followers>delete everything>get followersI think they are trying to tell me something
>>9497336>having wet dreams
>>9497418I just need to make, like, 20 of them for this to work!Porn is popular, isn't it!?
>>9497419Yeah, I knowI took your idea and tweaked it to make it way betterDudes punching women is a stupid idea for a tournament
>>9497149>I didn't make Trixie bored enough during sexuh
>>9497431CLIMB THAT WALL IF YOU'RE SO GREAT
I just put pictures of bon bon in my lyra folder because I'm too lazy to make a bon bon folder
>>9497425That's why you use short bursts you dingus.
>>9497289I loved the first two games. Dunno why some people dislike 2, I thought it improved on everything. I do have some strange problems with both games though.I was constantly compelled to use the weapon I have the most ammo with so as to not waste any potential ammo pickups, but I just ended up with too much of everything and was never really forced to use melee or the first gun. It wasn't terrible, but I think some scarcity and survival-y feel would've gone great with both games. Haven't played the third one yet.
>>9497463I at least had the courtesy to rename the folder
>>9497463sameI also keep all of my "wonderbolts" pictures in my spitfire folder
>>9497463I just have a Lyra + Bonbon folder with its own subfolders for them individually. That way I can put pictures of the pair of them in the overfolder and categorize the rest.I do the same with Celestia and Luna and the CMC.
>>9497463I do the exact same thing. I just renamed the folder Lyrabon even though there is zero shipping inside.
>>9497463I just have a pony folder.
>>9497436I'm on Lexapro so I barely ever fap anymore, can't feel much.
>>9497463That reminds me, whoever uploaded there pony folder to TBP, my dick thanks you kindly.
Should I stram kirby airride drunk?
>>9497508Yeah, I guess I'd watch that
>>9497508Sober up and play. Watching people play videogames drunk is boring.
>>9497484I don't have a spitfire foldershe goes under background poniesI have seperate folders for lyra/bonbon and derpy/carrot top though
>>9497428>>9497431ooo, sorry, I don't contribute here anymore. Also, fuck the both of you.
>"Please Caramel, stop being sad" Sweetie said as she climbed on top of him and grabbed his head. "Please..." she started kissing Caramel on the lips. "I-don't-like-it-when-you're-like-this" she said to him in between kisses. Sweetie could taste and smell the alcohol in his mouth but that didn't stop her. >She knew he was hurting from his and Sassaflash's break up, but Sweetie Belle was determined to get her favorite babysitter back form his alcohol fueled sadness any way possible>>9497405<3
>>9497304And she'd move in to surprise you with whatever contraption made by her, only to go sliding, a sudden surprised yell that turns quickly into a cheer sounding as she slides right into you.You'd find yourself face to snout with the giddy pink pony, her nose gently pressed against yours. You'd feel her laughter on your chest and stomach, see the delighted twinkle in her eyes....Surely that's not what you had in mind by helping her.
>>9497336did you cum inside?
>>9497530but sober is less fun for me
>>9497336Look at you, hard as a rock. You wouldn't deny a lady a little taste, would you?Of course you wouldn't - you dirty boy~
>>9497500>taking drugsJunkie!I wish I was confident enough to do anything that causes anxietyI need a job...
>>9497531>derpy/carrot topAre you willing to dropbox this one? It's my favourite ___ship yet I barely have anything of it
>>9497530>tfw you only ever play video games drunk now
if you could fuck a pony each day of the week, which one would it be and to which day would they be assigned?no repeats allowed, one pony and one pony only each day, they'll never get tired and always want more, the day ends at midnight of whatever timezone you are on.
>>9497540>babysitting drunkI'm too uncomfortable and concerned to fap
>>9497336Man, I wish I could have sexual dreams about humans. All of mine are about anthros
>>9497463I throw non-pony furry porn into my pony porn folder to set up a decent fap rotation.
>>9497593I don't feel comfortable talking about my favorite horses with you Scootanon.
>>9497463I also made a Coke pone folder before any other OCs started popping up. Now my Coke folder contains everything from coke to tobasco to marker to jessy poneOne day I'll organize it
>>9497450That's what he wanted. For Trixie to be indifferent to sucking anons dick or taking it. Like flipping through a magazine and such.Not my fetish, but that's what he requested and I failed to deliver.
>>9497587ew, I don't ship themthat's grossshe's just my favorite BG pone and she's in enough pictures with derpy in to justify her being seperate from the BG pony folder
>>9497593Monday through Saturday is dedicated to the main 6Sundays are for Celestia
>>9497607She slaps you on the mouth. "Never tell a lady what to do."
>>9497593Panka - SaturdayFluttershy - SundayTwilight - MondayApplejack - TuesdayRarity - WednesdayRainbow Dash - ThursdayScootaloo - Friday
>>9497593Monday: TwistTuesday: SnailsWednesday: Little StrongheartThursday: ZecoraFriday:Mrs CakeSaturday: Big MacSunday: Twilight
>>9497646aaaaaaaaaaaa I'm dying here
>>9497639Don't look at me like that, Pinkie.A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
>>9497596Well Caramel was already drunk when he started that night's sitting job. Rarity was rushed enough to not notice it at that momentAlso, how was that quick example? Probably my first time writing anything fanfiction related.
>>9497543I think I should apologize for forgetting to tell her that the floor was slippery... but I don't think she'd hear it right now.Well, it's at least a good idea to ask if she's okay.
>>9497638little strongheart isn't a pony.you're disqualified!>>>/out/
>look up 1999 in gaming because I'm no good with dates and can't remember when games come out>mfwSo.. many... all time favourites.
>>9497646>huge as fuck ears>that tailHnnngggg
>>9497646Oh god there goes my heart.
>>9497646When's the last time LK did an art stream?
>>9497639What kind of reaction is that?
>Lightning flashes outside>1,2,BOOM>Loudest shit I've ever heardWhich pony would be the scardiest during a thunderstorm?
Happy Easter MLPG!
>>9497646she sure grew well into that scarf
>>9497670>there are kids turning 18 now that weren't alive in 1999
>>9497547I actually did. I could actually feel it too, the sensations were pretty strong, then I woke up as soon as I started cumming. They seem to happen to me when I'm in a really light sleep.
>>9497593Monday - Pinkie. Great way to kick off a Monday.Tuesday - Dash, after she runs with me.Wednesday - Applejack. Thursday - Rarity. Friday - Gilda. I don't want to be able to walk on Saturday.Saturday - Fluttershy. Nice and slow.Sunday - Slow, sun-baked loving all day with Celestia.
>>9497624Writing a fetish that you do not share is really fucking difficultLike, deal-breaker difficult
>>9497683A pink one.
>>9497669she's the best pony, you dipshitout ponied Rainbow Dash at her own pony
>>9497687>Which pony would be the scardiest during a thunderstorm?do you even DYEWTS the show
Your favorite pony is my favorite little slut
>>9497680>xieril posting in MLPG
>>9497697Happy chocolate rabbit decapitation day!
>you will never do a thing that is super cool and everyone loves it>and they would all want to be your friend because you do cool things
>>9497687applebloom would be used to itscootaloo would just force herself through pretending she isn't afraid but running away like a scaredy cat when a big one happens, then popping out of the hay and be all like "NUH HUH I WASN'T AFRAID"sweetie would probably be scared shitless OR think the thunders are funny and try to chase them pointlessly.
>>9497687The ones that live closest to the lightning.
>>9497630>tfw a MILF Rarity will never finger your asshole while blowing you, and slapping you in the mouth every time you make a sound, mocking you for getting so hard
>>9497731>you will never have an enthusiastic foursome with the flower trio
>>9497680stram when dooks?
>>9497711>there are kids turning 18 now that weren't alive in 1999Wat m81999 to 2013 is 14 years
>>9497646Oh god I don't hnng to much these days but HNNNNNG
>>9497756But she wasn't scared when she was on a thundercloud.
>>9497664Not bad. Missed a comma in there at the end of Sweetie's first line, and in some ways the descriptions feel like the observance of the viewer, not Sweetie's. By that I mean the alcohol fueled depression bit.But that's personal preference I think. Not bad at all otherwise.
>>9497766I mean... unless you want to do it for me.
>>9497687Lightning hit close to you, that's what a strike sounds like. We had a tree in the yard get hit and it sounded like a bomb going off.
>>9497757it was not ponyfat Kazooie
>>9497697Here's the individuals
>>9497770Rayman Rabbids is the worst fucking thing
>>9497760I want to see them all running around the house from hiding spot to hiding spot every time the lightning hits like my siblings and I did as kids
>>9497788Suicide is looking better every day.
>>9497726My favorite pony is hardly good for slutting, good sir.you picked a terrible slut
>>9497795Double fuck. Why do I miss everything.
gettin' pretty tired of all the bullshitmigh tbe time to put the trip back on
>>9497600as drawn by who?
Holy shit I just realized something.Spike is fucking Chomper
>>9497713i said ponies you illiterate niggers, not gryphons, not deers, not buffaloes, only ponies.other animals are DLC and will cost you extra 19,99$ shekels, HEHEHEHE
>>9497812oh shit oh shit oh god who could it be
What if pony where Dodo?
>>9497778>it's only been 13 days since the season ended
>>9497775Family decided to stay until tomorrow, so stream will have to wait until tomorrow, sorry ;_;Unless you want to watch me make this shitty trap edit with no mic.
>>9497798>>9497821Excellent work nigga.
>>9497794Thanks Bill Nye, the redundant guy.
>>9497781She gets more scared the further away she is.She's silly like that.
>>9497764I don't think I want anything that belongs to a female in my asshole. It's just weird.unless it's plastic or a dick
>>9497750>you'll never see people talking about that cool thing you did when they think you aren't around
>>9497826Like, character- or voice actor-wise?
>>9497810She is the best slut
>>9497664Minor punctuation error, and the observance of alcohol fueled depression seems a viewer noticed detail, not one from Sweetie.Good otherwise, and the last point is personal preference I think.
I apologize, but procaster makes dolphin lag too much to stream airride. Not like you're missing much anyway.
>>9497697Happy Easter, faggot!Thanks for coloring those!
>>9497833>stram delayed until a time when I'll surely miss it.Figures.
>>9497833Aw that stinks ;_;All right, waiting until tomorrow it is.
>>9497882The music genre, you goose!
>>9497782Thanks for the feedback.Now to try and start the damn thing, which is always the hardest part.
>>9497794Lightning hit 40~ feet from me once and I fucking hit the deck because I thought someone opened fireFeels cool because I might've lived if that did happen
>>9497764...you lost me
>>9497893Sorry about that!
>>9497833Define trap music.
>>9497897Too lateMy fanon is now that Dooks spends his spare time editing ponies to be traps
>>9497820That guy's anthros are my favorite, shovelface and all.
>>9497820They're not pony anthros yet, sadly.But by Jilo, if you're familiar with furry artists
>>9497925>fanonBut that's only when it's not true.
>>9497713>Gilda immediately grabs you by the face and shoves you onto the bed before mounting up.>"You've been makin' me wait ALL WEEK for this...">What follows is a lot of screaming, love-biting, scratching and furious, pounding sex.>The next morning, she cleans herself up, and leaves you lying in bed, bruised and battered.>"See ya next week, stud~"
>>9497787I'm outta here, perv
>>9497910I saw a lightning bolt touch down about the same distance away. Unfortunately, it touched down right were I was looking. I was blinded for a good 10 seconds and nearly deaf. That was some scary shit. I thought I had died for a bit.
>>9497919>>9497925http://picosong.com/nT2V/I guess I shouldn't have offered the music stram, because my CPU can't even handle it anyways.
I'm not sexually attracted to pone, but if one started sucking my dick and they were actually good at it, I'd just close my eyes and pretend it was a girl
>>9497966>Pinkie leaves>wiggling her rump
>>9497910So does that mean you're actually dead?2spooky
>>9497962>not leaving me chained to the bed, clearing out my wallet, and putting the keyring around my dickfucking changelings
>>9497973>pretend it was a girlBut they are girls.Unless you're getting sucked off by Braeburn or something.
>>9497962...what about when it's Celestia's turn?
anyybody remembewr Lucid?
>>9498008like a human girlIf it was really good, I'd probably go full-horsefucker, it's all pink on the inside
>>9498023Gentle, slow and sensual.
>>9497995Ghost, please learn reading comprehension!
>>9497973What if it was a unicorn and they used their magic to caress and massage your balls?
>>9497971Okay, that's an example. How would you define what sets it apart from other genres?
>>9497646>Love: Mom & Dadit's nice to know she had a good childhood. puppyhood?
>>9498031The creator of epicmafia?
>>9498031The writefag? Who cares.
>>9497962>wake up>ass-shaped bruises around your dick
>>9498074No, the guy from mlpg, did the first human in equestiria fic
>>9498031That guy who invented self-aware dreaming?
>>9498074speaking of which...
>>9498095I'm pretty sure my dick would have been broken if she had fucked me like that.
>>9498061Loud as hell 808 kicks, catchy snare rolls, bpm set as 145 or 160, and catchy synth lines.
>>9498089remember when he got caught samefaggin?
>>9498051Lots of bringing you to the edge and stopping, dirty talking, lots of tongue on the sensitive underside of your head and all over, it'd be an all day affair.
>>9498023"Come lie down with me for a while - you can take a break for a day."She caresses your hair and nuzzles her cheek against yours before giving you a warm, loving kiss on the lips that seems to last for ten minutes and leaves you feeling like your whole body is glowing, all the stresses of the last week melting away."Tell me how your week went, my love. I'd like to hear it."
It's not that I just don't like thingI just don't understand thing
I started drawing this and almost immediately stopped agreeing with it. Nightmarity may be great, but Nightmare Moon will always be my favorite villain.
>>9498132make a game happen, faglord
http://youtu.be/ZUTfmW4ZFl0A SHOPPING BAG FULL OF SHOPPING BAGS FULL OF SHOPPING BAGS FULL OF SHOPPING BAGS?I can't stop listening to the song.
So is Shining gonna call her Princess Twily now?
>>9498191How is this hard to understand?
>>9498183my eyes are getting cloudy
>>9497870same goes to you >>9497908 unless you're the same personNow, any tips on how to start it? I mean, I know the plot of it ((humanized)Caramel (or anon if I want to go first person) gets a job as Sweetie's babysitter and has a friendship with her that goes beyond that around the end) but i have no idea how to start it.
>>9498223Unless it's to poke fun at her then I hope not.
>>9498046Ah. I think I'd be able to go with the flow with her if we were in a relationship, but I can see where you're coming from.
>>9498181>magic edgingI'd gladly let Celestia chain me to a bed while she uses her magic to keep me right on the edge of climax for hours, while whispering filthy things in my ear, tonguing my nipples and sucking my balls until I begged for mercy
>>9498225I don't understand it one bitAll I know is that I'd love to be in Flitter's place
>>9498226>mlpg talks about best pony.gifalso pro-skub 4lyfe. fuck all you anti-skub hippies. your waifus would be ashamed of you
>>9498223He might bow to twilight, not for courtesy, but because it bothers her a little.
>>9498228"Shhhhshshsh... it's all right. It's all right. Come here..."
>>9498258>Celestia chaining you to the bedWhat kind of pony do you take her for?That's more Chrysalis's style
>>9498246Well, if I was a human stuck in Equestria, I wouldn't have much of a choice. It'd take me a while to get used to the idea, but I'd probably be converted as soon as I got a mindblowing blowjob from one.
>>9498258>Luna barges in with some official business, gets completely flustered>Celestia calmly holds a conversation with her with a tinge of amusement in her voice
>>9498294>the stronger your orgasm, the more Chrysalis feeds off of itday-long edging sessions, HO
>>9498294being a few thousand years old makes you want to experiment
>>9498264And that's why no one will ever love you.
>>9498294>Chrysalis>not LunaChrysalis would simply remove your ability to resist, she wouldn't need to chain you because you wouldn't want to leave
>>9498202I can't wait for more NightmarityI like NMM, but we will will have to seeI really hope someone asks Tabitha to read some lines or something
>>9498325fuuuuuuuuuuckthis is everything I want out of life
>>9498202You don't have to agree with it, just finish it!
>>9498328imagine if we were inmortal.can you even begin to think the things you'd want to do when you're 1000, considering all the things you wanna do now that you're 20~ish>sex dungeons, sex dungeons everywhere, each floor dedicated to a fetish
>>9498307Luna is pretty curious too, her sister should let her in on the fun. She deserves it, she's been on the moon for a long time.
>>9498288Anon I haven't waifufagged in a long timeI thought I was past these feels
>>9498369A brain-computer interface would allow unlimited possibilities. I hope I'm alive if they ever develop the technology.
What am I doing?How did I get here?Who are you people?
>>9498354Wasn't planning to, but sure!
>>9498416I both look forward to and fear that dayI'm sure I would drive myself mad, but would enjoy every second of it
>>9498369>spend all your childhood, teens and 20s thinking up all the stuff you wanna do >not enough skill, not enough money, not enough free time, not enough confidence to do any of it until you're in your late 800sfuck
>>9498449why is she so crusty
>>9498466You could leave the words off if it bugs you, but seeing them side to side is great.
>>9498232Also, anyway I can fix what I already wrote?
>>9498489Residue from the bunny ears you sick freak.
>>9498471>780 years, minimum, of pent-up sexual frustrationi dont think thats healthy
>>9498471>Just 500 more years until I get my wizard status!
>>9498489>washing the cum off your pony toys>especially the hard plastic onesNigga you gotta show your friends that you're proud of what you and Pinkie have done together. If I cummed on/in pony, I'd take every opportunity I could to let others know about it.
>>9498381>Luna hasn't had anything but a stalagmite in a thousand years>by the time you're done with her she's an exhausted, quivering mess
>>9498525Draw the Powerpuff Girls murdering Rainbow Dash.
>>9498525mask salesman pony
>>9498525Rarity and Twilight cuddling.Twilycorn optional
>>9498533Would it even be possible for stalagmites to form on the moon?