Belly rubs edition
>rape
deserving eviction general
Previous thread >>945133Also you can talk about today's episode if you want to
>>948062>rape
>rape?
>rape!
>CONSENT
>>948080>RAPE
>>948070>rape
>crêpe
>>948086you disgust me
ALL ABOARD MR GLITTER GLUES BELLYRUB RIDE
>9/11
i like happy pones
>>948098OVER THE LINE
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>>948080>rape
>>948069too soon
>>948101I TOO LIKE RAINBOW DASH
>>948115She's very green
>>948101>rape
>>948106>piercedWhy
>>948126NO!YOU'RE GREEN!
>>948115Rainbow Dash is alright.
>>948136MORE BLUSHSMALLER
>>948130Shh loudanonKnow thisShe is BlueCornflower Blue which is a pretty sucky blue but blue
>>948128>>948121Well we're of to a good startTurn the plot of a vidya you recently played into a metaphor or analogue to anything pony related, MLPG
Since our last adventure, Applejack went full retard and got all of her family kill in the trip to Oregon. Should we try again with different ponies?
>>948132HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHI love you smile be my waifu
>>948147Yes
So what makes MLPG different from the rest of /mlp/ again?
>>948138Why is Rainbow Dash like the go to Brony pony?
>>948143>Earth 2160Yeah I got nothing
livestream.com/nootsackTWICE
>>948147Rarity, Twilight, Sweetie, Spike and Opal
>>948136
>>948143>Stalker CoPWait there was a plot?
>>948143>>945233>just finished Devil Survivor 2 on Anguished One's pathGuysThe game itself is a metaphor for the state of the fandomHumanity is the fandom, with Polaris being the most major figures within like SethYamato is the ponyfag so incredibly mad at the fandom that he'd rather ponies just shut down foreverRonaldo is the brony faggot who spreads his autistic love and tolerate bullshit everywhere despite being a hypocritical assholeDaichi is the ponyfag who'd rather just hide in MLPG and hope it all goes away and pretend everything is fineThe Anguished One/Al Sadak/Alcor is the oldest of /co/ ponyfags, who gave birth to the fandom but in doing so created a horrible monster, but with help he can overthrow the biggest of the faggots and create a glorious new world where ponyfags can pone in peace
>>948152We're more angry.
>>948147Panka pa and her family
>>948147YesThis time Twilight and her family Cadence included
>beastialityon fire
>>948152We watch the show
>>948175>Cadance is the only survivor
>>948176>beastiality>beast
>>948152we can into common sensenot ITT however
would you poo on a pone?
>>948140>>948163
>>948143Deus ex hrCass war between unicorns magically enhancing themselves and the rest of the ponies. Celestia is an advanced AI that is able to influence the minds of ponies.
made this in GIMP how terrible is it?
>>948200ART LADIES AND GENTLMENART
gotta go fast
>>948198can I vomit?
>>948162>>948151>>948172>>948175Alrighty. Twilight is in this caravan, but now it a bit conflict of either Twilight family, Pinkies, or Rarity. Its roll timeTwilight 0-2Pinkies 3-5Rarity 6-9
>>948209cloudkicker is a very derpy pony
>>948196I feel the need to fap
>>9482098.96 kiloterribles.Keep at it you'll get there eventually.
>>948218It was nice knowing Rarity and Sweetie
>>948222>fapping to humans
>>948218>no CadenceBLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>>948209I can't help but it looks like ponkie has a beard
>>948218>>948232>>948228Right.So which month do you guys want to start in?
>>948242Well that's an old pictureKinda makes me miss the SS Appledash
>>948188>we can into common sense
>>948209why did she make crazy face in this and last episode?
>>948218>>948218>>948218Great. This couldn't possibly go wrong.
>>948238WellI've never played that gameJuly?
>>948209Fucking Cloudkicker
>>948252I'm sorryI wasn't thinking straightI failed Rarity
>>948226
>>948242What ever happened to that guy that spammed those animu sameeverything humanisations that had no nipples or genitalia?
Whats happening to this thread
>>948238AprilGo with April
>>948263
>>948272Leth isn't online, so we have lost about half our posters.
>>948272I do not know
>>948277
>>948272some small scale spam, and the aprehension of awaitingalso a oregon trail is going to happen
>>948278
>>948290I was about to say exactly thatstop stealing my thoughts anon
>>948296THEY ARE ALL GONNA DIE
I'm gonna grab breakfast, go grocery shopping, and then we'll see what happens.See you guys in a bit.
>>948292>couldn't think of witty responseI couldn't either
>>948274>>948257>>948252>>948238My coin flip says April. Lets start this.And already an ox is sick. What a start.
pony webcams
>>948300It's already too late Anon.
>>948307>LyraPFFFFTHAHAAHAHA
>>948307>dat BerryUNF
>>948306Fucking greatAnd since non of them is Fluttershy they don't give a fuck
>>948295
>>948306When Rarity's Caravan got to the River, Opal got bitten by a snake. Now then, what do?
>>948307Oh godI need more pones being sluts or otherwise whoring themselves out
>>948330FORD
>>948317No ;_;
>>948307what the fuck is going on in Equestria
>>948330CAULKCAULK
>>948307Love how Applejack is still just focusing on selling those god damn apples. Gotta love her one tract mind.
>>948307Now this is a capital way to begin my day.
>>9483305 Feet? Wait a bit and hope it goes down, then ford
>>948328
>>948307>That Cloudkicker and FlitterOh god
>>948330FERRY
NEW HORSE DAYCMC EPISODEWILL IT SUCK?CMC eps are kind of like a side-series of MLP. Have a different feel, focus. Awful unlikable characters.
>>948330Ferry
>>948334Someone spiked the water supply before it was sent to Cloudsdale. All of Equestria is going to be in a sex craze for the rest of the year.
>>948330If you can afford it, take the ferry.
>>948349...Twilight would play safe...Yeah Ferry
>>948352I like the CMC.They're cute.
>>948323this took a dickload more time to make than i though (3 hours, fuck)
>>948331Would a Slutty Mare do the trick?
>>948307what is going on with cheerilee's crotch
>>948352What are you even doing here, then?
>>948211Does not look right. Anon has clearly been drugged.
>>948330Ferry and go slow fora while/
>>948359>>948334Spanish Fly man it will fuck you up.
>>948332>>948338>>948345>>948349>>948358>>948364>>948362The ferry went smoothly.
>>948371Nope, because she's a slut all the timeI want pones we know to just suddenly feel the urge to let their sexuality loose, by whoring or otherwise
>>948359wow, It's hot, I want to join them.
>>948374she just has her hoof over it
>>948384The caravan hit another river. What to do?
>>948397FORD
>>948397ford
>>948397Ford you fool
>>948385Well then what about a regular pony becoming a slutty mare?
>>948407Ew, no
>>948397Ford it.
>>948397FOOOORD
>>948411You are too picky.
>>948395what about those ) ( lines between her crotchboobs?
>>948406>>948405>>948401>>948397Rartiy decide to ford it. IT went well but all teh supplies is now wet.
>>948394I never reported anythingEverBut I guess there's a first time for everything
>>948404>>>/o/
>>948407Nah, once it becomes everything they ever want being a slut loses its appeal. There had to be balance, especially how they're going to handle their friends finding out their habits.
>>948427>>>/cm/
>>948431yamino pls go
>new MLP broadcast schedule
>>948422Fort Kearney is such a boring place.
>>948429So maybe a pony going into heat? Which one would it be?
>>948369They're annoying brats. Stare Master made me loathe them. The singing one made me want to hunt them down for sport in a slow methodical fashion.Can you imagine that? Hunting those awful CMC down with a rifle? They run for days. Think they're safe. Then I fire one round which intentionally misses. Over the next week I pick them off one by one. I have their bodies stuffed in my home.
>>948439Did it change again?
>>948395just an outline of squeezin them together
>>948443>>948422>>948397>>948384>not making a seperate thread for this gayness
>>948453Holy fuck stop being so autistic
>>948448no, still 1pm EST
>>948443Fuck this placeONWARDS
>>948444There was that thing about Fluttershy basicly losing her mind when in heat
>>948453>Underaged faggot>Never played OT>>>/b/
>>948439what time is new horse
>>948443One of the unicorn causes the wagon to catch on fire.Should I ask to replace some of the supplies in Chimney Rock?
>>948463bitch i was playing Oregon Trail in the computer lab at school when you were still sucking your dad's dick after he tricked you into thinking it was a boob
>>948467Always a good plan.
>>948462Could you post it? I have no idea how to write a pony being slutty wihtout being a slutty mare and would love to expand my abilities.
>>948467Sure, why not
>>948467DAMMIT SWEETIEOf course we need to replace aeverything
>>948471That's just silly.
>Applejack family dies almost immedeatly after the first fjord>Rarity family is okay stillcan earth ponies even live correctly without help
>He doesn't have a pony sex slave
>>948474I didn't save itIt was one of those few posts long and kinda assumed Fluttershy was your waifuHard to explain
>>948465http://ponycountdown.com/http://ponycountdown.com/http://ponycountdown.com/http://ponycountdown.com/
>>948494SHUT UPWE'RE STILL EARLY
>>948495If I found out I could buy a pony slave I'd buy her and give her freedom and a place to stay if she wanted
>>948467>>948473>>948479After 2 outpost, Rarity was able to replace some of supplies they lost. However, they took the wrong trail and lost a couple of days.
>>948494Well to be fair I think Anons didn't even try to survive
>>948497Please try?
Applejack is belly-rubbing'est pone
>>948507>Twilight>reading mapsGODDAMN
>>948522But she read the map in Dragonshy and planned the journey
>>948521I would rub her belly.
>>948534i would sex her with penis
>>948521Did anyone save those Dash belly rub pics from yesterday?
>>948521Bitch please
>>948507>>948522After a boring trail into the plain, came across a choice here. Which path should Rarity take?
>>948541I know there's a big collected screencap of them all
>>948534HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF A PONY RUBBED YOUR BELLY?
>>948540silly anon she has no vagina
>>948553then penis must make one
>>948548If we have enough supplies take the shortcut
>>948497Was that the one where you and her stole a pig from AJ's farm and ate it?
Can anyone tell me where the stream for today's episode will be?
>>948518I suck at writing, and I wasn't the guy who coined the whole idea I think TAW was involvedAnywayIf I could remember an example"...but you would wake up one morning and notice Fluttershy wasn't there next to you, you'd find her humping a stool in the kitchen. She's not the mare you fell in love with, the heat drives her crazy with desire"And then anon would answer something like "give her the dick" or "I hope she's gonna be okay" and then the other guy would write something in response
>>948549With the animated one, too? I hnng'd hard at that one.
>>948570The fucking internet.
>>948521>>948534
>>948548More food goddamnGet to the Fort
>>948571Any idea when this was so I can look it up?
>>948548>>948560The supplies being good at the moment, Rarity decided to take the shortcut. Shortly after, they came across Green River. What to do?
>>948471Look, just because you had that experience doesn't mean that's the norm for everybody else too.You should see a psychologist about that.
>>948593FORD
>>948578Am I supposed to get a boner from this>>948584I have no idea, only that it was after last week's episode
>>948577Okay, I'm there.
>>948570http://www.livestream.com/pastapony
>>948578You're a paragon for belly rub enthusiasts.
i know theres a fucking ton wrong with the anatomy, but what dyou think of the lines?
>>948593Ferry
>>948593FERRYSeriously just ferryFuck the money
>>948593how much money do we have?if we've got a lot, take the ferry. Always the safestespecially with a river that deep
Would you a germ pony?
>>948615that is a penis
>>948615
>>948578I wish I could draw as well
>>948602Thanks a bundle.
>>948623It should read:>Flustrated
>>948606The lines look good
>>948597Maybe, I know I did. Was she actually humping a stool? Being able to search for "stool" would make the search much faster than just searching "Fluttershy" or "heat".
>>948602Aren't we gonna use that thing Jailbait made?
WHEN IS PONE
>>948615What kind of germ is it?Is it harmful?What will it do to me?
>>948606The only real problem with the anatomy is that the head is too far back.the lines are good, but i think it's weird how the thickest part of the leg's lines are towards the middle. They should be towards the bottom to add weight (i think. I'm no expert)
>>948612>>948611>>948608>>948607>>948595>>948593Twilight observed that the river is too deep to ford, she convince Rarity to ferry. The ferry was cheap and they are now down $169. On top of that, they found an abandon cart with some supplies to loot.
>>948606stop getting worse at pone
>>948636she was humping SOMETHINGI do not remember what exactly
>>948642About four and a quarter hours.
>>948641Lost the link for it, this was my backup. Care to share?
>>948629I would say crooked trees, but no bunny teeth, so it can't be him.
>>948643It causes pathological sexual arousal and spontaneous climaxes.
>>948651I was hoping someone else would link it
>>948631I agree with your file name. I'd do anything for that horse.
>>948648man, that hurts
>>948654I'm not sure who it was, but it seems far more tongue-in-cheek than CT's stuff.
>>948664i was hoping that you would
>>948646The caravan hit Fort Hall. Good thing too, they are low on ration.
>>948661Then yes, I would become infected by the Pinkie germ.
>>948646>$169>CheapOh shit nigga!You were supposed to caulk and float, fool!
>>948672It was a comment on how ugly the pony is. Not an actual guess.
>>948649But she was in heat? That should work well enough for searching.
>>948606I feel soft and it looks like marshmallow.better.
>>948686the caravan has 170$ left
>>948673fucking hell would someone post the link please?
>>948684Unicorns confirmed for better than mudponies.Applejack and her family died a couple of days in.
>>948689Yes that was the pointthe heat caused her to go pretty much crazy
>>948698http://ponykart.net/mlpg/joowz.php
>>948688Clearly the safest place is Canada. Good thing I like the cold.
>>948703time for ponysex
>>948688>not meeting up in MontanaI heard montana is poor state.
>>948703bookmarked, thanks anon
i had a dream last night that a mcdonalds near me had all 8 happy meal toys sitting on top of the coke machine.and i jacked them.and it was awesome.
>>948696The goal is to have at least $2k at the end so you can own your own gold shaft, hotel and restaurant instead of becoming one of the peasant ass miners giving the property owner all the money!q
i don't want to be a little pony anymore
>>948626I should try drawing more of thatIt's just that belly rubbing poses are hard to come up withEspecially since GG already pretty much used all the easy ones
>>948696>>948686>>948684After an ox died, some fog, and some days later, Rarity's Caravan came around Snake River. We could hire a buffalo or what where you guys want to do here?
>>948728maybe you could draw some other type of rubbing
>>948729Can we afford the Indian?
>>948732What? You mean their sides?
I'm cautiously optimistic about today's episode. First CMC ep I might like. Diamond Tiara looks really fun for once. I like her rape face.
>>948728From behind. Pone on lap, wrap arms around pone, rub belly. Also good for spontaneous hugs during bellyrubbings.
>>948740Can't wait to find out what makes Fluttershy cry
>>948739i mean everything
>>948739Sides, backs, heads, mounds, whatever.
>>948747I thought everything made fluttershy cry.
>>948656>celestia as the priesthmmSo uh, I guess God doesn't really need to be there to see their holy matrimony because, you know, she's fuckign marryign the two herself in personand then after the weddign she'll proabably go and molest the choir colts or soemthing
>>948729>>948737Rarity have a handful of fancy clothing to give away if you asking that. Take the indian guide?
>>948729Hire the Indian if we can afford it
>>948740>I'm cautiously optimistic about today's episode. First CMC ep I might like.areyoume.orgThis is the first CMC ep that I've been legitimately looking forward to.
>>948578
>>948747>Can't wait to find out what makes Fluttershy cryShe probably cries 3 times before noon each day.
>>948688link me to that shit, I have to know whether one of those is in my town or not
>>948760Yes.
>>948747BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED FLUTTERSHY!
>>948760Yes hire him
>>948774FUCKING TESSWHY MUST 95% OF THE THINGS HE DRAWS BE SO GODDAMN CUTE
>>948770>>948762>>948760The Indian guide the caravan and they got to the other side safely.
>>948754>moundsBut furfag anon will wake up soon if he isn't here already
>>948746>you will never wrap your arms around a giggling Pinkie, hugging her tightly and rubbing her belly as she slowly falls asleep in your arms
>>948746Hey, that's a nice ideaI might try after I go to eat
so when is the episode?
>>948763>This is the first CMC ep that I've been legitimately looking forward to.It's because the premise isn't "The CMC are annoying shits for 22 minutes"
>>948774I doBut I've never seen her cry so much the whole floor is wet
>>948779WHO KNOWS
>>948795It wasn't her crying that made the floor wet
>>948794Well, that is the premise, but at least the big six will be around to temper the CMC's faggotry.
>>948783He's probably masturbating furiously to legitimate furry porn, while crying and begging Jesus for forgiveness.
>>948793in three and half.
>>948740>that new voiceit just feels like tiaras become a lot less a bitch. we'll see though.
>>948801>Well, that is the premise, but at least the big six will be around to temper the CMC's faggotry.No, the premise seems to be "Diamond Tiara wants rumors... rumors of Ponyville!"
>>948794Uh, yes it is. The premise is "The CMC bug everyone in town for 22 minutes before learning they shouldn't do it."I have no idea what's with people expecting this to be any different to the other CMC episodes.
>>948798>>>948801>The Big SixI like that.It makes them sound like powerful executives.
>>948816>it just feels like tiaras become a lot less a bitch. we'll see though.They're actually making her interesting. Old Tiara was just a "ritch bitch" character. This time she's in a position of authority and seems to love it. Makes her interesting.
>>948780After many days into the trip, the food supplies is dwindling, the cash is low (57 dollars), and the status of the adventurer is poor. They either way, what choice would you pick and do you want them to hunt for their food?
>>948786>as she slowly falls asleep in your armsAnd as you fall asleep in something of hers
>>948821I'm not.I like the CMC anyway.
>>948831Hunting would probably be a good idea.
>>948821Well I liked all the other CMC episodesMaybe Stare Master a bit less but still liked itSo I am sure I'll enjoy this episode too
>>948842This Hunt and then go to Walla Walla
>>948831TIME FOR THE HUNT
>Trying to set up STRAM>Cannot into itGoddamnit now I feel retarded again.
>>948817>Mrs Cake after absorbing you with her tendrils.png
>>948842I concur.
>>948830reminds me of.... cartman.
>>948855How the fuck
>>948864Oh god this picture againIT HURTS
>>948864that's adorable
MLPG, would you style your pubic hair to look like Rarity's mane and dye it purple? Then you could play with Rarity and do cute non-sexual things with her marshmallow butthole.
>>948824we've been calling them the big six forever bro
>>948853>>948851>>948842>>948831They decided to go to Walla Walla, but before that, they need food. I hope Fluttershy understands.
>>948864the one time "le stab" would be appropriate.
>>948867Yeah, like when he's the "boss" of whatever they're doing.
>>948882FLUTTESHY ISN'T HERE SO SHE CAN SUCK ITKILL EVERYTHINGOkay not really just kill a few of them
>>948855Ei voi olla vaikeeta
>>948878I am sorry, but there is simply no way I could style my pubes to look like Rarity's mane.Maybe Pinkie's...
>>948855Whathow
>>948830Not really. People keep saying tiara was a bitch, but she didn't really have a situation where we could see her character.Saying she was a bitch with the scenes we had would only seeing the part where the punisher is killing someone and going "Oh my, that guy is such a criminal.">>948844>>948837Same here, i just think it's kind of dumb how people that don't like them are setting themselves up for disappointment.
>>948880I've only been here since Oct. '11.I'd never heard it.
>>948864>pyro starts spy-checking when team members are found with holes in their backs.>Rarity gets caught in the flames.>No water around, but a friendly Sniper throws a bottle of Jarate at her to douse her.>She dodges, prefering to burn to death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzK_jzaQ6wA&Starcraft to kill time to new Pony.SPL PlayOffs [3.25] Jangbi (Samsung) vs FlasH (KT) 4set / Jade
>>948910Pffftahaha
>>948868I am not good with computerOk I lie, I just occasionally run into the dumbest of problems
>>948890>>9488821000 pound of meat but Twilight was only able to carry back 200 pounds. A day later, Spike has cholera and the cavavan's health is extremely low. Shou they rest or go on?
>>948903BUT THE PUNISHER IS A CRIMINAL!HE'S WORSE THAN SPIDER-MAN, DAMMIT!!
>>948906I've been her since Nov 10 and I don't recall people using big six either.Anon is lying
>>948922Rest.
>>948922Rest dammitIf Spike dies no more letters from the Princess
>>948922go on, fuck spike.
>>948922if you got to the fort could they help with spike's health? or are forts only for getting supplies from?
>>948924NOBODY IS WORSE THAN SPIDER-MAN!
>>948945NOPONY IS WORSE THAN SPIDER-MARE!When I'm not tired, I'm going to draw J. Jonah Jameson pone.
>>948953
>>948929I think Trollestia uses it but that's all I've ever seen of it
>>948945I just found out the other day that Ralph Bakshi worked on those sixties Spider-Man cartoons.
>>948959Mine will be funnier, and much less cute.
>>948938>>948932>>948931>>948930>>948922The group deceided to rest in Walla Walla and were able to get another ox along the way. Spike also got better and they hit the trial.
http://www.livestream.com/graildrawsExpect catastrophic failures at any given moment.
>>948971>traded away a wagon axlePlease tell me we have another spare, lest Irony bite us in the ass.
>>948953>>948978We found three that one time at the beginningWe should still have at least one left
Be honest MLPG: if your favorite pony came over and took a look at your stove would she be disgusted?
>>948985Probably not
>>948985I don't have a stove...
what happens when you run out of oxen?
>>948985Why the stove?Not really
Scratch thread
>>948903Stop defending her. "Ritch bitch" is an obvious cliche/archetype for a school setting.
OH FUCK.I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT, BUT THEN I BECAME AFRAID I'D MISS THE NEW EPISODE STREAM.SO I DRANK FOUR RED BULLS SO I WOULDN'T MISS IT.WHATEVERYOUDODON'T POST ANY CUTE PONES, BECAUSE I'M ON THE VERGE OF A HEART ATTACK AS IT IS.
>>948996Is it wrong that I like Silver Spoon?I find her extremely cute for some reasonIt's the glasses
>>948978>>948971They got a spare. ALong teh trip, a thief sloten some of Rartiy's fine dresses and she wasn't please at all.Rarity's Caravan has gotton to the Dalles. Want to take the toll road or raft down the river?
>>948985uhm no?
>>949001>Drinking energy shit
>>948994No Non-white/offwhite pone thread
>>949005Do we have enough money to pay the toll?
>>949002>>Is it wrong that I like Silver Spoon?>I find her extremely cute for some reason>It's the glassesI agree fully.
>>949001see>>948864also>pic
>>949008IT WAS SUGAR-FREE, YOU NAYSAYER.25 DELICIOUS CALORIES, AND I CAN PARTY AS LONG AS I HAVE TO.
How would you make AJ's weapon not shitty?
>>949018It's still shit
>>949011Its just a trail. The raft also lead to the ending but has a minigame to it.
I HATE THE CMCI'VE HATED THEM SINCE THEY WERE INTRODUCEDTHEY TAKE AWAY TIME FROM THE MAIN CAST SO THAT THEY CAN LEARN THE SAME LESSON OVER AND OVERI AM THE 1%
>>949014>silver spoon spanking herselfmy headcannon
>>949017OH FUCK, PINKIE CHEWING HER TAIL.
>>949022Piercing Projectile.
>>949024WELL, I CAN'T AFFORD COCAINE.>>949031What the fuck are you talking about?
>>949022We aren't killing them for the weapons right?Maybe Apples like Napalmman's bombs?
>>949041>You know what they say about sucking too many dicks...
>>949052It pays good?
>>949022Give her a one hit kill melee weapon.Then make it so cotextual that she will never be able to use it.
>>949026>>949005Twilight convince that going down the river is dangerous for their caravan. Rarity took the toll road and.....Good ending. They are now in Oregon.
>>949052You eventually get to liking it?
>>949064>AJ IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING
>>949064All of them survived?AHAHAHSUCK IT APPLES
>>949065Was that a thinly veiled request?
>>948858Goddamnit, I didn't need this this early in the morning
>>949064Should redo it with different ponies. See if the results change.
>>949065
>>949064Okay so that leaves Pinkie and her family and Fluttershy, Dash Scoot with Tanks and Angel
>>949064>meanwhile, AJ's body is being picked appart by carrion birds
>>949082
>>949098I love that pic so fucking much.
>>949064>Rarity survives with everyone to the end>Applejack kills everyone on the first river
>>949113Well to be honest Anon was kind of a dick with AJ
>>949113Has one with Applejack already been done? I must have missed it. Link if possible?
shitty herewithout shit to do i marathoned mass effect 3just finished it right thenwhyi'll go get that tablet asap, need to do something to get my mind off that shit
>>949124
>>949131This reminds me of Samurai Jack
love and tolerate guyys
>>949133haha oh wow.
>>949120They were just trying to be in character>>949134>the movie will never come out
>>949147>>949133>>949124>>949120>>949092>>949089>>949082>>949072>>949070>>949064Yes, they all survive and Rarity get to monopolize her clothing shop in Oregon, Twilight Sparkle got a shitload of space to perform her magic, Spike wrote to the Princess how cholera suck, and Sweetie Belle made some new friends. As for another game, that goes for another time. Next week, alright?
noko
>>949156Sure
>>949048You would kill them for their weapons.Since Pinkie already has the explosive weapon (somewhere between the Crash Bomb and the Drill Bomb), that wouldn't work.
>>949165>Rockman PoniesGood concept. But it shouldn't star Rockman.
GUYSTOMORROW IS APRIL 1st. DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED ON APRIL FURS DAY?
faggots not going fast i shiggy diggy
>>949181no
>>949165>You would kill them for their weapons.But...but...
>>949181I remember. I hope it happens as well. That way, we all can go back to /co/ again.
>>949181No shit, we've been saying this since not too long after this board was created.
>>949181At least it's not on episode day
>>949133>implying farmer family should stay to grow crops and not try journey
bronies and mlpg
>Check out of MLPG to get some well earned rest.>Dream about MLPGReally, brain? Really?It was a pretty fucked dream too.
>>949235We used to..THEN SOME FAGGOT THOUGHT THAT POSTING PONIES ON /b/ WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA
>>949235we havebut one of them I don't care about
>>949235Semen and peanut butter.
>>949236I had a dream about MLPG tripfags once.It was horrible.
>terse stream is pretty empty, despite it beign 2 -3 hours till ponyis he streamign still anyway?
>>949236That's called the "Tetris Effect". It means you've spent the majority of your time ponying and it's been incorporated into your brain during your sleep. You will be assimilated.
>>949248>That picture10/10
>>949236>be here since November 2010>want pony dream>finally get one in May>it's about MLPG>Next two are also about MLPGWell later I got ponies so it was worth it
>>949253
>>949111>Mrs. Cake will never make out with you while stroking your dick with her stomach tendrils
>>949267don't post that. never again
link to preview?
>>949267onlythedeadcanknowpeacefromthisride.jpg
>>949260It hasn't been easy, but I've come to terms with this fact.
>>949273http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tdcwxcDv44
DINOFAG, ARE YOU HERE? STEAL THEIR IDEAS AND USE THEM AS YOUR OWN>>>/tg/18517205
this thread needs to go fast
>>949267
>>949267>implying romance never comes
>>949206>Twilight shouts out bad hentai lines during sex
>>949287My favorite fanon
>>949283looks very cheesy and eatable
good morning. so, two hours eh?
>>949287>SO MUCH VOMIT-CUM IS POURING OUT OF SEMPAI'S MOUTH-PUSSY!Twilight, what the fuck are you talking about?>Don't ruin this for me.
>>949304More like three
>>949300It is edible. I forget what he used to hold it together, though.
>>949280>She will never turn you around then push you down onto your hands and knees>She will never pull your towards her as she rears up and mounts you>She will never plunge as many of her tendrils into your ass as she can while giving you a reacharound with the others
Would you?
>>949335Depends on if we're going with the 'humans are nulls' canon or not.
>>949335I wouldn't even hesitate. It would catch him off guard and he's just stare at me with loving eyes.>N-no one has ever touched me like that.
>>949253That's awesome. Where is it from?
>>949335Only with the D-Gun's overcharge.
>>949340>It-a hurts to live-a
>>949346Would you scratch Discord's ears and turn him into your omnipotent slave?
>>949351Wakfu
pay to have this oc for your own
>>949350What episode is this?
>>949181
>>949366
>>949323Mr and Mrs Cake's relationship must be interesting
WHEN IS NEW HORSE EPISODE?!?????!?
>>949362THERE IS HORSE SEX IN WAKFU?Well, now it sounds interesting.
>mfw new horse today
>>9493802hrs 40mins
>>949365oh godit's like I'm really in deviantart
>>949382Techincally.The horse turns into its human form and then sexes a dragon in its human form.
I just want t play with Mrs.Sweetie's stretch pants
>>949401NOBODY told me that there was SEX in Wakfu!All i ever hear about it is extremely boring, cliche, or just uninteresting "plot twists" that make it sound like overhyped crap.BUT IF THERE IS SEX, it might be worth it to look into some of it.
>>949408>Mrs. Sweetie>Not Mrs. Belleget out
>>949365>adoptablewhat the shit?
>>949375why do you post that disgusting pic
>>949416damn I fucked up, that is what I meant
>>949419Somebody drew it but is not going to use it, so they let anyone have the character design.Unless you aren't asking and just commenting on it.
>>949393but that would mean it is on at noon
>>949441>original character, you can steal
Fun horse fact: Emperor Gaius Caligula - Roman emperor from 37 AD to 41 AD - wanted to appoint his favorite horse as Consul and even appointed a private priest to it.
>two hours or so before pony>MLPG ded, usual hangout streams ded tooguys I'm scaredwhere is everyone
Alright, gonna' watch a new episode live for the first time today on tv and I'm excited; what do I do to tide myself over MLPG?
I'll do it. I fucking swear I'll read Altermeta and there is not a damn thing any of you can do to stop me.
>>949450Basically, that's pretty much what it means, though the person. Though the person may go "Only one person may use this character" or something like that.It depends.>>949463Everyone's been gone since wednesday.
>>949419they're a big thing on dA and furaffinity and places like thatBasically someone makes up a "species" (basically take some animal, add some shit to it, and give it a name with too many consonants), then add shitloads of bright colors and markings to it, number it, and then either give them away to people for free or auction them off. Usually you add a rule like "you need to draw them within a week or you don't get to keep them" or something as a way to get free art.tl;dr it's another form of attention whoring and making sparkledogs.
>>949460Fun Rome Fact: A lot of clothing of the time was made from asbestos. You could clean your clothes by burning them, and they'd come out cleaner than if you washed them, and you wouldn't have to waste water.The peasantry who made the clothing suffered from lung problems.
>>949468>Everyone's been gone since wednesday.Why?
>>949463consumed by their chalupas
>>949413zone archive made an extremely long sex game/movie with wakfu.
>>949473That's pretty awesome.
>>949463The end has come dear AnonWe will finally be free
>>949472>sparkledogsI need to remember that term.Also, dangit furries what is wrong witchoo
>>949475No idea, i haven't seen a single thread go fast since wednesday.What videogames released this week?
>>949472my god this is the stupidest thing ever
>>949401>my fetishwhich one was the guy, horse or dragon?
>>949483Don't get your hopes up.
>>949487We're going faster than usual, actually.We almost always hit 40%+ post activity
i used her's without permission
>>949463God, it's just like my dream...Stop it guys, this isn't funny anymore....
>>949481So that gif is from the Zone Flash?
>>949464Oh man all those spelling errors I need sleep.>>949377You have no idea.>You will never walk in on Mr. and Mrs. Cake when she is halfway through dragging him into her hollow belly with her tendrils>You will never surprise them so badly that Mr. Cakes blows his load right then and there>Mrs. Cake will never come down stairs later looking nine months pregnant>She will never walk up to you and say that her husband will be in there a while and she will need someone to keep her company at night
>>949495
>>949460>>949473fucking trivias.
>>949464>Imaging how Mr.Cakes squareness would create lumps and odd juts in Mrs. Cake's physice as she moves aroundno bonerget down
>>949505no.
SoBelly rubs/hugs?
Rolling:0-5: MLPG6-9: vidya6: Silent Hunter IV7: Skyrim8: Vicky II9: EU IIIHAHA TIME FOR FREEDOM
>none of you are as cool as this guy
How would pone act on internet?
>>949525Scootaloo must hug Rainbow Dash
>>949515I know, right? I didn't even know I had this fetish until last night.
>>949530
>>949310i thought it was penisnot finger
>>949530You are here forever.
Should I draw something?It's kind of like that thing where the anticipation makes the wait even longer, etc.
>>949514Try this one on for size:Albert Einstein's number one favorite TV show was The Beany & Cecil Show, a children's puppet show produced by Bob Clampett.No matter what he was doing or working on, he'd drop everything and get to the TV every day when it came on.Even Einstein loved children's programming.
>>949530WRONGYou can never leave MR PONES WILD THREAD
I want to get off MR PONES WILD RIDE.
>>949530>Silent HunterMy negro.
>>949505no its unrelated.
>>949532I am 20% cooler.
>>949530you don't actually believe that I can leave mlpg?It follows me every secons on my second monitor even while I'm gaymen
>>949548Draw POV pony blowjobs.
>>949530>0>0>0
>>949554Which one is your favorite?
>>949548Yes, draw something
>>949515>One night after a cuddle session you will never notice a long, phallic bulge pressing from inside Mrs. Cake's lumpy tummy>She will never giggle and tell you that her husband seems to be as worked up as she is>You will never run you hand along the bulge, jerking off Mr. Cake while he is still inside his wife>You will never hear his muffled moans as you feel his penis twitch and watch the skin covering the end of it swell slightly>Mrs. Cake will never present herself to you and ask if you want to add your own batter to the mixture
Will we reach the image limit before new horse?Will leth ever become human?Find out on the next exciting episode of MLPG. Dammit 4chan, stop eating my posts.
>>949525Yes.Spike giving Twilight a belly rub.
>>949567I've only played three
>>949563YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE.>>949548Rainbow Dash hugging scootaloo. Or Scootalooo and Apple Bloom wrestling
>>949507>that her husband will be in there a whileHow he will get air and food?
>>949577>watching the show
>>949587Seconding the second one.
>>949525Shit, can't draw yet
>>9495854 is really good too, my favorite even. 5 is shit though imo
>>949593Mrs. Cake supplies all the air and food he needs.It's a pony with tendrils and an expandable, hollow stomach. Do you really need to ask any questions?
>>949561Sorry Bro, I don't do that>>949587I did something kind of LIKE that already
>>949549And even Einstein was autistic
>>949598Holy shit my balls.
>>949593>this fetish makes no sense
>>949611Rainbow Dash isn't hugging Scootaloo, you liar!
>>949622My penis doesn't care. Does yours?
>>949575so how much volume could Mrs. Cake actually hold, anyway? I mean obviously she can fit her husband, but could she also fit the twins and perhaps Pinkie Pie as well?>you will never make Mrs. Cake happier than she's ever been by putting ponies inside her
>>949627Not even slightly
>>949622Do any?
>>949616>AJ's downie twin sister
>>949627My penis has standards.
>>949614Debatable, but probably true.He really was a >Hero for Autism.
>>949632Well, I'd imagine that's starting to push it, but she could probably fit just one more~
>>949614AUTISMFOR EVERYONE!
>>948746I'll draw this the moment I get to a computer where I can drawAnon will probably do the huggingWhich pony I already did Pinkie belly rubs>>949608Jawohl, Herr Kaleun!
>VoreOh god why
>>949637Read that in the sniper's voice
>>949648How bout fluttershy
>>949614Many great inventors/scientists are thought to have had autism
>>949623Haha, sorry. I was talking about the "wrestling" thing.Any other idea? Unfortunately, my step-bro is over and that means I don't have access to my room or desk to draw, so I gotta' use the coffee table.It's gonna' suck for posture and my back, but I'll do it. Just nothing too detailed for right now I suppose.
>>949649So that's what's going on? Damn I'm glad I haven't read any of that
>>949632She could fit two, maybe three full grown ponies inside her. She wouldn't stick her foals in there though, it would be like you sticking a baby in your pants.
>>949663I think that's it.
>>949649It could be worse...I think
>>949655Well yeah, a lot of brilliant inventors were also batshit insane, socially-retarded recluses.
>>949648SCOOTALOO.
>>949677So are a lot of homeless people.It takes a very steady hand, but don't touch the sides!
>>949655>Thought to have hadYeah, well anthropomorphic lizards are thought to be in charge of the world...
>>948062Why are we always so horrible right before new horse episode?
>>949671that isn't even the correct shade of green
>>949696Sorry, I didn't know it would go to this when making it
>>949696getting it out of our systemsLETS TALK ABOUT TULPAS GUYS
>>949689Your 2slow, even for a manual spammer.
>>949632Hey, if she worked her way up and stretched herself regularly, I don't see why she couldn't fit a couple more ponies.Would you help her test her limits?
>>949610I just hoped you would answer "umbilical cord".
>>949689
>>949696The night is always darkest just before the dawn.
>You are now manually imagining your favorite pony having diarrhea and being very sick. She's also very farty, and some of them wet shit. She ends up making a stain in the bed
>>949716She looks like snails
>>949716why
>Not convincing Mrs. Cake to pull you and your waifu in so you can make love inside her
>>949708Aren't tulpas meant for deeply spiritual monks and the like to get in touch with their subconscious?And, you know, not for lonely people who just want a friend?
>>949719Throw her out.
>will easily burn through 75 more images before new episode>will probably not burn through 325 images before new episodefuck this gay earthfuck this gay schedulewe should have been watching new pone 45 minutes ago
>>949689>battity...huh.
>>949689i honestly think all of his stuff has more sameface than even JJ.
>>949729MONKS SIT BY THEMSELVES FOR DAYS ON ENDI THINK THEY ARE PRETTY LONELY TOO
>>949727Why not?
>>949719Well. I don't get off on that shit, so I wouldn't enjoy it in that way.I would probably enjoy nursing her back to health though.
I draw somethinggimme idea
>>949731>mfw I start my shift at noon>mfw I don't get off until 5PM
>>949743Sweetie's balls
>>949719>Already has dealt with dog being sick like that.>Implying i would be any less patient for my FAVORITE PONY being sick like that.
>>949719Well that's not very nice
>>949743Rainbow dash in a pretty dress.
>>949743Bloated Mrs. Cake or Mrs. Cake w/ tendrils.
>>949746>mfw I was able to wiggle in late so I can watch ponies before work
>>949731I liked S1 air hour the most>8PM on a Friday in my timezoneWhat else could one ask for?
>>949736Yeah, but they're intentionally lonely so they can look within themselves to find peace and contentment.They aren't lonely because they smell bad and have no sense of restraint when it comes to their love of little girls' cartoons.
>>949765Reported.
>>949746>>949757At this point, I just wait until 10PM to watch the episode on a laptop screen, close up, lying down, no lights, door closed.
http://mlpg.co/stream/New Aquabats SS in 5mins then old pony till new horse!
>>949761>That feel when most bronies would look like people if they bathed and dressed properly.
>>949741>You will never nurse your sick pone waifu back to health.
>>949761but anon... I'm neither of those things
>>949719aww poor thing, I would lovingly care for her. maybe stick it in her loose pooper if she was alright with it
i tried my best. hows it look?
>>949750The difference is that they're cute girl ponies. Can you imagine how embarrassed Rarity would be?
>that feel when crotchboob now a fetishand the downward spiral continues.
>>949778that's not a very good feel
>>949743Twilight anally masturbating
>>949789>not having crotchboobs as a fetishdo you even pone
>>949789Welcome to the club
>>949775I totally look like peop-->bronyoh, OOOOH, okay. Misunderstanding.
>>949773>New horse in five hours.Wat.
i'm sure you've seen this already but tara with an incredibly awkward crowd of bronieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PytklATKqg4she's so cute and they're so awkward
>>949689Anyone know where I can find the full-sized version?
>>949786Okay.
>>949786its very cute and the dramatized nose is awesome. the only thing is her front row teeth. it kinda looks like she has a beaver tooth instead of a curve of teeth.
>>949786Needs more bloom.I like it.
>>949801>Horse maskEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>949749this could be very cute
>>949801Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>949775I would too but this gig I got is pretty relaxed so I got some leeway when it comes to time.
>>949803what could i do to improve it?
>>949749b..balls? futa?>>949756inflation? uh....>>949753I'll draw it after taking shower.
>>949760S1 started at 11am for me. When I was at work.I called in sick on Friday more than once. And I took long lunches so I had time to come home.Oh and one time I cam home for lunch to watch new horse... sat down at my computer, the cold open was starting... and then my roommate came home. Had to do something else because nobody must know my secret. Didn't get to watch the ep until I got home from work 5 hours later.The episode that day was Party of One.
>>949786I am reminded of tess in positive ways without it being an obvious wholesale ape of the style.Yeah, not bad, not bad!
>>949779You aren't a monk or a brony? I sort of figured as much...
>>949801>Sign it on the plotI feel like ripping off my own face
>>949801She dealt with that so professionaly. You can definately see she's a veteran in this field. That's why I'm not concerned about De Lancie coming to bronycon. He's already seen a lot worse.
alright, got my stuff all set up, what draw?
>>949821>Sharing a room.>Hiding your secretWhat, you afraid of a little pony induced homo sex?
>>949801>That celestia>That>Fucking>Celestia
>>949821>Fucking work to watch ponies.You are an awful human being.
>>949796well maybe somebody should draw nice ample crotch boobs for once
>>949801I refuse to watch this as I am allergic to spaghetti. Someone give me a recap.
>>949836Yeah, Trekkies were the OG bronies.
>>949789the ride never ends
>>949839Fluttershy wearing a pretty dress
>>949632>A few night's later Mrs. Cake tell you that she and her husband came up with an idea>Her stomach opens slightly and Mr. Cake's erection pokes out, leaving Mrs. Cake looking like a stallion without any balls>She gently grasps your head with her tendrils and guides it to her husbands cock as she tells you how much he enjoyed what you did for him last time>You take the rather sweet tasting shaft into your mouth and pump the bottom of it with your hands while her mouth and tendrils see to your needs>Lost in the pleasure of sucking and being sucked you never notice that the cock keeps drawing further and further back inside her while the tendrils holding your head pull you closer and closer>With one final tug the tendrils pull your face up against her belly and the shaft shoots it's thick, sweet cream down your throat>Before you can recover her belly splits open in front of you and grips you like a pare of lips while her tendrils push you in to the warm, dark chamber>As her walls close behind you Mr. Cake repositions himself until his snout is pressed between your legs so that he can return your favor
>>949827isn't that one of our first memes? calling ass "plot"? since it lines up so nicely with the term "plothole" as well?and now they've taken and corrupted that as well
>>949801I want to go to a con as a horse mask guy and talk to Tara before the bronies get to her and make her sign plots.
>>949843My job is such that if I'm not there the world does not end and nobody needs to pick up the slack for me. Fuck off.
>>949801I am not fucking watching that
>>949814>mfw that monster suddenly appears2:14
>>949856>Now
>>949856>now they've taken and corrupted that as wellIT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN SPRING 2011
>>949840Nah, his roomate is not Scootanon. He would be fine.Besides, weren't YOU scared of people finding out you liked ponies?I remember something about you going on a trip and being scared of it.
>>949849http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR-XnyqQJ-4
>>949867
>>949856Well before that, it was a meme to call a large ass pair of tits in a show "plot", so it's not like it was all that original to begin with.
>>949865It can't be that ba-KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>949868Yes. ...
>>949771>>>ponychan
>>949856>isn't that one of our first memes? calling ass "plot"? since it lines up so nicely with the term "plothole" as well?No, it comes from /a/. The joke is that people say they watch series that are porn or filled with titilation "for the plot". We morphed that into "pony ass" since that's the only sexy part of the ponies they could show.
>>949886>Liking anthro>>>/fuckoff/
>>949886Reported.
>>949888>>>/get/
>>949865Still holding out for a crazed gunman to appear
>>949867>2011I've been part of this fandom since 1984!
TWO HOURS
>>949887>>949880These.>people try to hate the word plot because bronys use it>it was never even a pony thing
>>949904INDEED
>>949856No, it was a joke in all other cartoons.
>>949904ARE YOU READY?
>>949880>>949887i thought it was a Wakfu thing
>>949905I wasn't hating on the word.I was hating on the fact that they basically told her to sign Twilight's ass.
Ha ha, the time for new horse draws near!
>>949902>Liking a season of MLP before G4.
>>949887And then there is all those people who say they look at pony porn for the artwork and read pony fapfics for the story?When pony art and fics, even the best ones, aren't that impressive.
>>949887>implying every part of a pony's taut, naked body isn't sexy, and you wouldn't lick every inch of her
>>949853sure thinghere's a link if anyone's bored enough:http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived
>>949865What is this monster you speak of?>clickOH FUCK SHIT FUCK GOD PISS FUCK
>>949914I wasn't specifically referring to you, but yeah, I hated that too.
>>949888This isn't about me liking it, it is about you reporting things you don't like>>>ponychan
>>949918Well G1 was kind of decent
>>949918But generation 1 and 1.5 weren't that horrible by girl's cartoon standards, if you ignore the voice acting.
>>949801I think Tara Strong is cool for putting up with those people.
>>949940>G1.5 What?You talking about Tales?
>>949940Thats the problem. I CAN'T.
>>949940I like that episode where the zebra kidnaps the little fillys to work in his circus. You can definately feel the sexual undertones in that one.
>>949801Haha, no. Not even the devil can make me watch this.
>>949918>G1 gave me my first boners>mfw I've been a horsefucker all my life
whacha doin
>>949956>G1 gave me my first bonerswat
>>949801>2:14
>>949942I'm not mad at Tara, I applaud her. I'm mad at some of the more evolved brony types. I can understand people freaking out over meeting their idol, but come on, within reason people.
I hope those fucking retarded CMCs will finally make an episode that is not completely shit
>>949957Doing a CS assignment and listening to music
Have you brushed your pearly whites yet MLPG?
>>949957Only browsing the thread for now
>>949952The original My Little Pony was before my time. I didn't even get the toys. Shit was all about Disney Cartoons and Polly Pocket.
>>949971...Wasn't this posted every few hours during the summer?
>>949971Not yet, but I was about to go to breakfast. I'll do it when I get back.
wind whistler was best G1 ponewhy?she was like the only one with even a SHRED of personality
>>949957Coding PHP
>>949957holding my dick and complaining about The Witcher over on /v/
>>949978Wasn't windwhistler that scientist pony?
>>949974>Disney Cartoons and Polly Pocket>Not Fox Kids Cartoons and Mighty Max
>>949957Eating PizzaWatching LoL streamTalking with friend over Teamspeak
>>949982>Fox Kids Cartoons and Mighty Max>Not Cheez TV.
>>949984>Watching LoL streamMy nigga
>>949978Oh fuck I remember that bitch from that G1 movie Unity streamedOnly pony who wasn't a useless cunt
>>949960ponies were hot, rapeable bitches, and the shows and movie had fetishes galore
>>949957Playin' Doom
>>949957Oh you know, mlpg stuff I guess.
>>949957Just finished drawing pone, grabbed a snack and a drink to keep me awake for the episode.
>>949982This guy knows where its at.
>>949981she was the autist ponyDON'T NEED FRIENDSLOGIC ONLYFINAL DESTINATION
>>949971>implying I'd used r63 colgate's dick as toothpaste tube
>>949957Eagerly waiting for new pony
>>949992Just lookitthat belly
>Realize that Nathan and other weirdos post in MLPThis shattered my perception of you all. I imagined all of you to be handsome, stern anons.
>>949957Watching Blade Runner again.
>>949957chillin in the general before ponies and work
>>949995Oh god that picture is so fucking cute
WHO THINKS I CAN FINISH AN ENTIRE CAMPAIGN MISSION BEFORE PONI STARTS
>>949982I don't know. I used to really enjoy Ducktales and Tail Spin. Later, it was all about Pokemon. What did Fox have? Also Nick, I suppose.I watched way too much Rugrats.
>>949967>Complaining about the CMC for being the CMCSo edgy.
>>949981>>949978people keep talking about this poneit makes me wish they'd resurrect her for FiM even though i've never seen any of the original show
>>949998>Suck off Crest until he blows in your mouth>Slide it out of your mouth with a gentle pop>Walk over to the mirror and brush your teeth with it like nothing happened while he lies sprawled out on the floor
>>949996Well to be honest most of the other ponies were kinda retarded
>>950015>KindaCompletely, not kinda
>>950010>Hating the CMC for being clueless, useless, stupid brats who deserve a sterm beating
>>949957Watching Jefmajor LP's and browsing ponyLife
>>949986So i'm not the only Australian up at this hour.Goodnight sweet prince.
>>950008Fox had stuff like Bobby's World and ReBoot. And fuckin' Spiderman/X-Men/Batman.
>>949957watching goat anime
>>950013>Not sliding his dick around your mouth and gently using it to brush your teeth>Not saving his pre and using it as mouth washIt's like you actually want to get cavities or something.
>>950010I'm the teaching assistant from yesterday. CMC remind me too much of real, bratty kids. The ones who are a pain in the ass.
>>950012People call the background pony who was nuzzling with Caramel "Wind Whistler".
>>949988youtube the episode Crunch the Rock Dog, she really shines in that one>>949989
>>950002How did you just realize this?Nathan's been here since 2010.
>>950019So yopu hate the shows target demographic? Good to know.
>>950008I didn't have cable when I was a kid, fox was all I had so you can suck it with your rockos modern life and rugrats. I missed old school nickolodean and by the time I finally got cable was when they were getting ahh reall monsters and rocko out of sindication and having them replaced with spongebob.
So I guess we're finished with >tendrilsnow?
>>950028Sorry, I just like to see him get all flustered when I do the bare minimum. It's so cute.
>>949865FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKOPENFIRE
how good does it feel to get a hug from pankaor any girl
>>950020I really dig his IL-2 Sturmovik videos.
>>950030this one?she's called linky
>>950025Oh. I always just watched Batman on Cartoon Network. The Spider-man show was shit. X-men was okay.
>>950049bags of coiny salt
>>950034i like the show's target demographici really really like them
>>950045Yeah, for the time being. New episode's on soon anyway.But do drop by again tonight. I'm sure the train is only starting to leave the station.
>>950025Man I remember BobbyI liked that showAnd Eek
>>950049Pretty damn good, anon. Especially if it's Panka. Double especially if it's from That Girl.
>>950050Yeah, that's what I'm watching.Kind of lost track of him for a while and I was happy to see he rebooted that series.
Please don't tell me that you're talking about "The Amazing Spiderman" show.
>>950032http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adZ_CROjTigI love her line at the end (8:57).
>>950032>Crunch the Rock Dog>ponies rub noses in the first 30 secondsDis gon be gud.
robits
>>950034You ever walked a busy street with those diminutive fuckers walking in front of you? They are so slow and you're trying to go around them but all these people are heading the opposite direction. I had to wait like 5 seconds before an opening so I can pass through. These moments make me want to punt those little brats into traffic.
Guys... Why is anonymous avatarfagging?Stop please, not that this horse will be around in time for screen caps, but we do want to save the image limit for that.
>>950074What? Ew, no. Spider-Man the Animated Series.
If you watch the preview it seems like the spotlight isn't only on the CMC.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwstZ0OIj_IIt's not much, but it could be entertaining
>>950060Thats good to hear! Little girls are pretty cool.
>>950085Same with old people.
>>950002But almost EVERYONE who has a high profile in the fandom hung out in the MLPG at some time.
>>950051>>950051That wasn't her.
>>950062You think it's worth screencapping or should I just let it sit?
>>950051not quite
>>950060
>>950096Well to be honest Sweetie was fucking diabetus inducing when she started to giggle at Spins and Snails in the preview
>>950030the one who was hugging another mare later?
>>950102>>950107I think this is a g1 pone.
>>950085>complaining about 5 seconds of waiting.However did you manage to hold on to your patience for so long?
>>950103Do it, I don't think we got any last week
>>950110I wonder how that girl thinks when she grown up and looking back to that video/gif?
>>950029>Works as teaching assistant.>Hates kids.Oh god, no wonder the educational system is utter shit.
>>950110>That one fox news special report on pedobear. We really need to get them onto Bronies and their porn.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>950100Yea but I have no problem with the old. I respect my elders, but what is a mom doing taking her kid around highly congested area? I've seen a kid almost get slammed by a train door once.
>>950125I'm always surprised about how many teachers can't stand kids.It really bugged me when I was a kid.
>>950125It's driven more for money than education
>>950127http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbunJjifLRE
>>950140>Education>MoneyWhat?
>>950103Screencap for later useyou never know when it'll spring back to life in the general
>>950143Is not good money but you can live...
>>949022TWENTY MORE IMAGES AND WE CAN KILL THIS HORSE
>>950125i would hate kids too if i got paid less than minimum wage to babysit them>murkan educational system
it's diamond tiara's time to shine
>>950119It's one of those 'in the moment' things. Thinking about it yea its silly, but when you got somewhere to go and want to get their on time you tend to escalate certain things. Also those strollers block a huge area of the sidewalk creating these clusterfucks.
We need to kill this thread, have one more and a last one for the episode.GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGEN!
>>950143Well, maybe the job doesn't pay as well as other professions, but still. If you don't want to deal with the children that you're working with, why are you even teaching?
>rewatching the previewOkay I know I'm slowpoking but when they shaved they shaved the cutie marks too?Wait so the coat grows in the exact pattern of the cutie mark? And when they get cutie marks the coat instantly change their color to a specific pattern?I mean we knew shit about cutie marks before but seriously fuck magic
>>950125Canadian. And I don't hate all kids. Just the brats. A few have obvious learning and attention problems. The only thing that keeps them in line is fear of punishment.
>>950154Teachers have it better than what they say. They have month long paid vacations. MONTH LONG PAID VACATIONS.What job gives you that?
>New horse soon
>>950155I wonder if Diamond Tiara is going to get something revealed about herself in the episode>she just lets gabby gums stuff go straight to the printing press without reading it
>>950171In which you also have to work.
1 hour and a half niggas
>>950154The fact is, it's a difficult field with very little physical reward.If you don't love kids, there's not much reason to pursue it as a career.
>>950159If five seconds can fuck up you arriving on time, you must have shit time management skills.
>>950164>Thinking anyone can deal with bratty as fuck kidsEven the best teachers dislike shit kids. It's a matter of whether or not they lose their cool over it.
>>950143yeah, teachers expect money so they do really crappy
i know she's a brat but i love DTshe's so sexyi want her to make fun of my penis and degrade me while she uses me for her sexual pleasure and dominates me
>>950174>Has a cocaine addiction
>>950120>>950144Alright, but I hope this doesn't make people think that this is the only way you can do tendrils. I'm a bit of a fan of Mrs. Cake absorbing you with her tendrils, getting fucked by her husband, then giving birth to you nine months later as her newest foal.
No anon threads on episode day.NASSE, HAVE READY A NEW HORSE
>>950197And people say Twifags are the worst.
>>950169>then he really stuck his hoof in it, literallyOh you, MLP writers
>>950191If you ever find yourself in such a situation you will understand.
>>950181>Implying desk jobs are work.FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHITE COLLARS.
>>950218Physical work isn't the only work, you know
>>950199But I'm gonna have to change computers soon
>>950216But that doesn't rhyme.
>>950197What about being birthed nine months later as her newest filly?
>>950225Nasse...
>>950194Shit look at her hoof! Looks like them ponies in wedding dresses.
so this aquabats thing...that's an april fools joke, right? they aren't trying to pass that off as an adequate show in any way, are they?
>>950191It's a two part problem; the teachers and the parents. If the parents improves the kids overall behavior by doing a good job, then they won't be as bratty to the teacher, who then can do a overall better job. But no, just give into your 11 year olds whineings about playing CoD and don't spend any time with him/her
>>950231Was
>>950228say that to my face not onlinei'm gonna commit a crime
>>950224I find physical work rewarding, but it also depends what kind of job it is and type of person doing the job.
>>950241WINRAR
>>950241
>>950164>jobWell there's your problem.Jobs are a terrible way to make money.I manage a hedge fund. I know how this shit works!
>>950194oh man stop it
>>950256>not just winning the lottery
>>950233Do you even watch the it is moderately pathetic, apparently there is supposed to be some kind of pony shout out.
>>950241say that to my face not onlineand watch me commit a crim!
do you think it will be possible for me to masturbate continously until the new episode
>>9502752SOON
>>950275Too soon.
>>950266that doesn't rhyme
>>950270HORSES DO NOT PURR!!!GOOD NIGHT!!
>>950233I enjoy it. Comedy is subjective not everyone is going to find that style of comedy funny, but I do.
>>950280But then it's Jailbait, what'd you expect?
>>9502752SOON JBLET'S KILL THIS ONE AND MOVE ON
>>950275Whelp, time to end this one then.
>>950280>>950280I blame 4chan x
>>950287I find your sense of cadence lacking
>>950241You talk shit to my face,I beat you down with a mace!Rawwwrrrrr!!111
>>950290>Comedy is subjective not everyone is going to find that style of comedy funny, but I do.IT'S JUST MY STYLE MANFrom what I saw of it, it seems to be one of those weird shows you'd get on Adult Swim, but for kids.
>>950309Pretty much this. Think Tim and Eric or Check it Out
>>950289pinkie's not purring technicallyshe is vibrating at 20 hzthis is how she draws and stores energy from the universe itself
>>950308You say that in real life,I'd gut you with a knife
>>950319Yes
>>950308You make fun of my ways?I'll rip out your face!
>>950319In that case, I can dig it.
>>950327Mess with me through the computer screenand I'll wipe your face clean!
>>950325would you put her out of her misery
>>950224Just because it's work it doesn't make it any harder than blue collar jobs.I've worked both, I will take filing, filling in forms and making calls over working with noxious fumes anyday.
>>950319hot>>950347yes
>>950319So she's a subwoofer?
>>950346You killed it. We were in a hospital using a trying to bring it to life but in you come dropping your pants and shitting out acid to kill it. We hired a Necromancer to try again, but no, you had to come along and stabb him in his gullet.
>>950347I couldn't bring myself to do it.I'd care for her, and feed her by hand, and read to her every day even if she couldn't really understand me.
>>950348FUCK LIGHTSSTARK® ARC REACTOR TECHNOLOGY
>>950371Kinda
>>950204I do greentexts for whoever.>>950229Maybe, but she would have to have lots and lots of lesbian sex while she was pregnant with you if she wanted to change her gender. She wouldn't be able to touch her husband for the duration out of fear of causing you to retain your maleness.
New thread 5realz this time>>950244>>950244>>950244>>950244>>950244>>950244>>950244>>950244>>950244>>950244
>>950308>>950327>>950346Making cheesy rhymes on the internet?Well you're all faggots please kill yourselves
>>950375You smoke crackand I think you're wack.
>>950347this is what hasbro believes ponies look likeit looks like it was designed by a blind person
>>950387Why don't you come over here,or are you afraid I will molest your rear?
>>950380appol boom is mesmerized by dat ass
>>950411designed by the lowest bidding chinese factory>we can make them for this little!
