So you wish to be a pony, huh?... Perhaps we can make a contract?OLD MAGICAL HORSE: >>9439511
what if horses were sad all the time
What would happen if you put odor blocker body wash on Celestia?
>>9443106WHATS THE CATCH
>>9443106Kyubei pls go
>>9443106W-What was that?
>>9443138Her coat would get all sticky and matted because you're not using any water?
>>9443111>She was in love with her bother, so using it as an excuse to get close>Twilight was entered into the academy as a foal, so someone had to be her aide
>>9443133Then I would comfort sad horse all the time.
>>9443167but tis powerful enough to turn off the sun
>tfw Tiarawhy has made $3,900 since this thread started
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB54inTqemIThis is extremely well made, I'm surprised. Though, the voice acting could have been stronger.
>>9443180it's no goodstill sad
What if humans were exterminated in Equestria long, long ago?
>>9443143You can never be booped by anyone.Failure to do so gets you sent to the Shadow Realm
>chubby pony thread>guy who wrote a quick fic offers to write more>asks if people want one about chubby female diamond dogs>some guy asks if he wouldn't mind doing it about a diamond dog OC>asks if the writer ever read a quest involving one run on /mlp/>asking for Saffron>the writer turns out to be LKHoly shit I'm dying over hereGuy, I hope you're in here nowThat shit made my fucking night
WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE
>We will never get a family episodegodammit other ponies that arn't applejack have families to interact with too
I just get so angry when people like things I don't likejustugh
>>9443176Honestly Cadance upsets me more the TwiliycornShe upsets the established setting for really no reason and makes Twilight seem like some cheap marry sue who was both mentored AND best friends with princesses AND who's bother who became captain of the royal guard married.If it was jsut Twilight as alicorn number three things would make more sense because at least there's a reason behind it, And she synerchises with the others. Twilight, unites the sun and the moon. But then there's also Love, because.......yeah.
>>9443229Fuck that I want a "day in the life of" or something for Luna and Celestia
>>9443213Pfffhahahaha ok I gotta see that
>>9443229Like Scootaloo, right?
>>9443213Let the poor guy be, he had no way of knowing.
>>9443248We all feel that way.
>>9443229But that family is awful
>>9443202what do you mean "what if"
>>9443292No youin the past Princess Twily's ancestors might have participated in battles or done things that shaped the future in small ways to give us what we have noware you going to deny the princess her privalge?
Equestria Daily now doesn't like Double RainboomIt's really surprising how far it has fallen
Twilycorn would've made a good series finaleespecially if they could've had it be a two/three-parter, with leadup throughout the episodes right before
>>9443213That's hilariousI also keep bumping into LK constantly too, it's uncanny
>>9443267Silly Scoots...You have no family.
Someone asked for more sugar? Unfortunately....Pizza is the name of the game today
>>9443379>tfw LK would rather hang out with /mlp/ than us
>>9443408Don't you fucking start
>>9443397Delicious! Thanks for drawing her again. u da bes
>>9443408>implying he can't hang out with both>implying I wouldn't be posting in threads for my fetishes if they existed
>>9443347Is EqD even allowed to not like things without people getting upset?It's a weird kind of political correctness in the brony community where you have to 'love and tolerate' everything. Except, of course, when something more important comes up like sucking up to Hasbro, in which case it's okay to hate things like the old Ponyarchive.
>>9443416>>9443397is this a grabbity balls joke?
>>9443379I should check that thread more oftenPerhaps it would motivate me to get off my ass and write more
>>9443408>tfw he's the only good fetishfag on these threadsWell, he's discussing fetishes where it belongs, UNLIKE SOME ANONS
>tfw living with 2 waifus
>>9443447cry harder, bitch nigga
>>9443347I'm not forming my opinion until I have seen it in it's entirety
>>9443441The most they can get away with is passive aggressive statements, or "I don't really care about x but this is neat".
Human penises on colts
>>9443479RagingSemi pls go
>>9443479colt penises on boys
>>9443441>Ponyarchive.They acted like petulant children. They weren't gonna get sympathy from many people
>>9443397What about Dessert pizza
>>9443479everything about this is terrible
>>9443449Do a flip!
>tfw no real fetishesit's a lonely feel
>>9443449>Surfer in hair curlerseeee
>>9443465No need to do it, Scruffy takes care of them anyways
>>9443379>got to >>9442217>sides lost, recovery impossible.
>>9443512Do some exploring. You'll find a fetish that's right for you.
>>9443512https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lstSurely there's something in there that appeals to you more than anything else
>>9443447>tfw you wish LK would post more chubby pone in the here
>>9443491>>9443509>>9443516>madmax keeps making comics with shining living with the two of themIs madmax into polygamy?
>>9443565He posts them on the DEAD THREADS sometimes
What do you call someone who has fetishes but is no longer turned on by them?Me
>>9443568she's into incestwith her brother
>>9443565He doesYou just gotta know where to look
>>9443106I'd rather wish for omnipotence. How are you supposed to kill witches as pony?
>>9443568Sure hope soNow I just have to convince Rose to join us and I'll marry them both Is there any country where bigamy is legal?
Was double rainboom already aired, does anyone like it?
>>9443560I don't think it's on there but I really liked the twifu reads last unicorn onenot sure what fetish that is though
>>9443595I suppose you'll get a horn.
>>9443576I'm so sorry>>9443606that's probably in the >feel dropbox
>>9443504Almost no one from the old staff agreed to put up the message or the redirects to shock sites, but I think it was justified, given the situation. The self-righteousness from the rest of the community, was sickening, especially since they wouldn't have seen the show at all if it wasn't for piracy.
>>9443602He imgur'd some chubby Fluttershy at the end of a dead the the other day
>>9443601is going to be shit.
your waifu a shit
>>9443674>tfw no waifu
>>9443449>Go to Ponyville>Find out all the mares are bi out of necessity, seeing as there are next to no guys>Marry one>They miss fucking their girlfriend>They convince you to let her get married to her girlfriendWould you a polygamous relationship where you aren't the one with multiple partners?
>>9443683Can I watch?
>>9443383where at?>tfw you'll never bump into LK somewhere
>>9443674Well, a piece of shit is better than nothing.
>>9443683Seeing as how she's that open it wouldn't be a stretch to just want to sleep with both of them anyways.
>>9443683>getting married>ever>not just getting the milk from the boobs for free
>>9443626>>9443504Explain what happened.
>>9443683if I one of them can blow me during it, sure
>>9443705Turned out he was some dA artist I knew about years and years ago
>>9443723Ponyarchive provided download links to all of the episodes at the time.When Hasbro found about it, they sent a legal notice about it to shut their site down. Ponyarchive threw a shitfest about it, taking the download links down and changing the site to say "Hasbro HasNObro", aswell as make the site redirect to some virus infested place.
>>9443701>>9443709>>9443728NoBut you can try to create a polyamorous relationship if you get the new mare to fall in love with you too
>tfw you forget hiatus>tfw MLPG just feels the same all the time>tfw nothing new to discuss>tfw MLPG is slowly slipping out of your handsP-post pone...
>>9443798>P-post pone...ok ill come back in 4 hours
>>9443769I won't ask for a link but what else did he draw?
>>9443630We can pretend like it's new episode day!!
>>9443798Pones are for fags
>>9443788Will it be hard? I'm willing to put in some effort here but I don't want it to seem forced.
>>9443798What kind of pone?
>>9443825Well she most be a nice enough mare if your waifu fell in love with herAnd you have at least 1 common interest
>>9443840let's change it upSuper skinny ponies
>>9443788>socksWhy are they so fucking sexy?1
Post your favorite pony.They just heard the last song you listened to. Do they like it?
>>9443811Search for plasma snake on deviantart
>>9443864>Dash is adorable the episode
>>9443854WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE
>>9443851I don't have that kind of pony, but I have pony on pony action!>>9443854>Applejack>Knife Party - Power GloveI don't think so.
>>9443854it's unfinished but>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELCw7mc40OYI'm sure Pinkie would love it
>>9443891Hm, that's not what I expected but i don't dislike it.
>>9443854>that Lyrahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RG9qBzHHrQI think she'd like Flook.
>>9443891If Equestria Girls looked like that, I'd watch it
>>9443853clothes make ponies look goodthat's just the way it is
>>9443854Don't think Ponk would think much of ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zsz3iYt_2A
>>9443891>You'll never share a table with the 3 prettiest pones in school>2 of them are dorks>All the guys don't know if they should hit on them or not
>>9443921>AAAAAAAAAA>oh, the thumbnail makes it look like her legs are transparent>AAAAAAAAAAA
>>9443871She was extra adorable in that episode
For me, it isn't hiatus.It's just "non-episode pony time". The comic is fucking fantastic, we might get a leak on #6 this weekend if any anon hit Wondercon, I get my cheap-ass laughs from Double Rainboom tomorrow (in non-shitty phonecam format if life is kind), and so on.Compared to the S2-S3 break, this is glorious.
>>9443972I feel so bad for everyone behind double rainboom
>>9443958I love that you love the best pony almost as much as I do.
>>9443952what, are you scared or something?
>>9443972I agree, last hiatus was much worseThen again, the hiatus is only as bad as we decide it to be
>>9443854Around the World/Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger off of the Alive '07 album.She'd fucking hate it.
>>9443981All the flack the RD VA is going to get is gonna be hilarious. It's not that she's a bad VA, but Flamingo completely fails at voice direction.Hell, a voice director I know offered to help him out with it, but he refused.
>>9444003>where are the instruments>what are these weird noises?
>>9443106Huh. So posting a single GIF CAN have a large impact on MLPG. I like it like this.
>>9444021>Why don't these vocals make any sense?
>>9443891Ooh. I like that artist.
>>9443854>Rainbow Dash>I.D.G.A.F.O.S. 2.0I'm pretty sure she'd enjoy Moombah
>>9444021>How can I build a barn to this?
>>9443854Even after all this time she's still my favorite.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbFQh32xlh0
com on Dr. C
>>9444032Your careless actions might have affected a large group of people!Isn't it fun?
>>9443981>>9444016Wait, what happened now?
>>9444058now I want to see Shiny throwing Cadence at a giant smokemonster Sombra
If the guy that wanted a Madoka thread in the sub is still around, there's one now on /co/.
>>9444059cosplay does nothing for me in terms of wish fulfilment scenarios. Maybe I'm broke.
>>9444049What kind of barn would Applejack and family have built if it was to Better, Faster, Stronger?
>>9444089That actually sounds pretty neat, I could probably draw that. I hope you like extremely goofy faces with noodle arms.
>>9444121Extremely goofy faces are my favorite
>>9444112A technobarn.just a normal barn with an old gateway PC in the back
>>9444090Splendid.I'd make a contract with Kyubey-Shy.
>>9444131Closed 2 seconds in.
>>9444089I wonder if that's a natural response to a threat. "I'll throw my wife at it!"
>>9444147>Not an Apple store.>She isn't even sure how it happened.
>>9444016The RD VA (PKEmi) was already on /mlp/ to hear about it straight from the source. She agrees with it. Getting the rasp down has been tough.
>>9444164stick with what works
>>9444131This just proves it.There are people even worse than tiarawhy.
Pretty Pont Princes Quest is up if anyone wants to play pretend. >>9443875also how about a joke?So the CMC decided to try and get their wrestling cutie marks, dressing up in over the top wrestler get ups, luchador masks, the works. It was all fun until they actually started to fight, which got out of hand.None of them were seriously hurt, though Scootaloo accidentally run Sweetie's Bell!
>>9444164>Shining Armor, when threatened will naturally throw its mate at a potential threat.
>>9444182/co/ is sorta slow when it comes to animu.
>>9444174Even better.>she doesnt know how to use any of it>Applebloom has to do everything>she is Ponyville's first IT support>Did y'all turn it on?>Is it plugged in?
>>9444207>Twilight is a princessTHAT'S NOT A FILENAME I'D EXPECT FROM SOMEONE LIKE YOU
>>9444046I can see Pinkie Pie as a kandi girl
>>9444233>Still manages to almost lose the farm every other month despite the massive hipster revenue.
>>9444236Jeeze, exuuuuuuse me princess!
>>9444295North Korea pls
If your waifu was real and you were a cartoon, she would like one of the other humans on the show better than she liked you.Then she would come on MLHG and talk about how boring you are and how the show would be better off without you.
>>9444321Joke's on her, she husbandos Gary.
>>9444336enjoy your 0pone, quitter
>>9444336The early slut gets the rut.
Without pone, I'm nothing
>>9444355Rarity's nice and warm. I'd like to marry her.
>>9444321Oh come one, I'd like to think I'm a little better then human Shing Armor
anons plz. comment that
>>9444379Without nothing, I'm pone.
>>9444380Oh yeah if you love her so much why don't you just marry her!
>>9444402He can't marry Rarity, he's already married to Twilight Sparkle.
>>9444336Raritys eyes are extremely wide awake in this picture.
>>9444425return this poneit's broken
>>9444425>Peggy Hill discovers her cutie mark
>>9444459What is the original comic anyway?
>>9444321It's a good thing my waifu isn't a horse.
Whose footprints are these?
>>9444459It feels like this would be better on that one Marvel comic, the one that was originally Johnny Storm but was shopped with Charizard?
>>9444499>It's a good thing my waifu isn't a horse.
>>9444443>>9444453Thank god, we missed it.
>>9444484Peggy Hill's cutie mark would be Peggy Hill
>>9444533Rainbow Dash, if you want me to marry you, why don't you just say so?
>>9444499Too bad she looks like one anyway!
Why aren't you praising the sun?
>>9444321I'm the "gets put on a bus" character in my own life, so I'd probably end up agreeing.
>>9444609u wanna go flutterm8
>>9444609flutter v dash who will win
>>9444645RD is the type who cries if you punch 'emFS on the other hand gets mad eventually
YOU BETTER TAKE A FUCKING LOOK TO THESE FUCKING STATISTICS.
>>9444645Dash can decimate a building in secondsFluttershy has huge resistence and can KO a bear in a few seconds, plus she did kick RD's ass in that beta dragon episodeIt's a close win, but I'm not sure who would end up victorious
>>9444645oh nothey are not boxingthey are kissing sloppilythey are winking all over the ringwho organized this event
>>9444618cum at me m8
>>9444584but three of those aren't even pony
>>9444668Even pinkie doesn't like your statistics
>>9444645end in sex
>>9444668Why is she so unhappy?
>>9444609Wow that's bad form Flutters.
>>9444668This doesn't even take into account the Revised Pink Index from January!
Smell my hoof, Fluttershy!SMELL IT!
>>9444705That's her smug look.
>>9444645Everyone has money on Dash as the clear choiceFluttershy is clearly scared and doesnt want to fight, even though Dash is going easy on her. Dash goes in to just push her over or something to end it quickly, but Fluttershy freaks out and defensifly lashes out with a blind right hoof with her eyes closed and facing away, too scared to even see what she's going.She ends up breaking Dash's nose.
>>9444714please don't do that
>>9444668>here's a grapsh
>>9443774Go home Dante, you're drunk.
I need ponies. Ponies and eggs.
>>9444741Whatcha' gonna do about it, chump?
>>9443854Ants of the Sky by Between the Buried and MeNo she does not
>>9444668Interesting. But how do you feel about pink and marshmallow?
>>9444729That strategy never worked out for Fluttershy when they were jousting though.
>>9444785funny scene. Flutter got knocked out
what if pony stopped ponying?
>>9443854The End of Evangelion.Pinkie.If she doesn't catch the lyrics, yes.
>>9443854Black Sun Empire - Hyper SunNah. She doesn't.
>>9444831You're one to talk, Mrs. "I Married A Human" Sparkle.
Would you move in with pony? You will (most likely) have to share a bed with them.
>>9444846I think AJ would be happy cooking in my kitchenI have plenty of flour and eggs and 2 different kinds of apples.
>>9444775Classy Smiles can't be beat.
>>9444842Pony isn't allowed to pony.Pony should never have started ponying.
>chubbyponeproblems finally updatedOh jeez.
>>9444755It is close to Easter...
>>9444856That just gives me MORE incentive to move in with pony.
>>9444856are we dating
>>9444854You t-ttoo, baka.
>>9444856That's a silly question.
>>9444877>you will never be crushed underneath a chubby pone's fat jiggly pone ass
>>9444775They are good friends!
Guys, something horrible just happened. brony X thing doesn't like traditionally liked Y thing. Take my word for it though, trust me. P Lease.Trust me. It's horrible.So horrible.
>>9443854>Carrisa's Wired - So you wanna be a Superhero?I don't really see AJ being into that kind of music.
>>9444915>>9444923Dammit you guys, quit doing that.
Hey guys, what's up?
>>9444915>>9444923>>9444929Well, that escalated quickly.
>>9444953i'm up your mother
>>9444953Human erections in pony vaginas!
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/03/double-rainboom-premiere-tomorrow.htmlHow does something get hated by nearly the entire fandom?
>>9444953ur mum was up last nite
>>9444953Ponies.And lack of writing
>>9444988>not pony erections in human vaginasgay and lame
>>9445007PINKIE CALM DOWN
too much pinkwhats the opposite of pink
>>9445045>>9445007Why are they mad at Spike?
>>9444856Do I get to choose which pony?Because this sounds like an upside
>>9444998"The long-awaited Double Rainboom will be popping up for the internet audience tomorrow! If you haven't had a chance to hit up the conventions they have been displayed at, this is it right here.If you are going to be around at 9:00 PM EST tomorrow, you can watch it live here, otherwise they are uploading it on the Double Rainboom Youtube page thirty minutes later!Can you handle one more day of waiting?"WOWI MEAN WOWTHOSE ARE SOME PRETTY HORRIBLE THINGS TO SAY. I'VE BEEN ON /POL/ FOR A YEAR, BUT THAT IS JUST DOWN RIGHT NASTY.
I have her on skype now, I gave her some pointers, but really a lot of it seemed in Flamingo's control rather than her control
>>9445028>not tag-teaming with a pony bro next to each other, you in a pony and he in a humanit's like you don't even want to be in equestria
>>9445061WHAT KIND OF SMILE IS THAT PINKIE
even by ship standards flutterdash is shitI don't get how anyone could like it
>>9445093A smile one.
>>9445069David Larsen essentially insulted places like MLPG by saying that we believe ourselves to be the center of the fandom and be bash nearly every big project
>>9444893Bed is pony sized. It will be very cramped.
>>9445103Well, at least it's not as bad as Twidash.
>>9445062Don't you even, you, you double xenos!
>>9445111FUCK, DAVID LARSEN SAID THAT? SHIT JUST GOT REAL....WHO'S DAVID LARSEN?
>>9445061>sub magical elementman what am I smoking
>>9445113Those beds always look a lot bigger than the ponies in them
>>9445058Pink is literally minus green, so... green?
>>9445111Because they're quick to think that we give any fucks about said shit. Who cares what one group says to another?
>>9445069bronies are such assholesso little respect for the true geniuses of this fandom
>>9445028>not colt erections in loli vaginas
>>9445206NoDefinitely not that
mlpg i like this show a lot. like whenever i watch it it just makes me happy. idk if that makes me a brony or not but i just enjoy myself a lot whenever i watch it.
>>9443202I writing it as we speak
>>9445206>Shota x LoliUnf.
>>9445206>there will never be a black Spike cosplayer
HEY LOOK AT ME MLPG
What if we replace ponies with Frank?
>>9445111Remember when MLPG was the actual center of the fandom.....
>>9445240Remember when Lauren Faust had sex with an MLPGer?
>>9445218Nigga ponies make me happy too. Them little pones are just so innocent and friendly. I can't help but smile when I see them having fun and being happy.
>>9445230The closest we'll get is the black couple that cosplayed as the CakesI loved them
>>9445251Remember when Sgt. Sprinkles told Lauren to abort his baby?
>>9445234Where's your pony?
>>9445240Remember when we were ponychan?
>you will never drunk hang out with MA larson againSuch good times... I just can't wait till S4...
>>9445236>tfw pones being Frank
>>9445267Yes, like in Putting Your Hoof Down!
>>9445240No. I remember when there was a fandom on /co/. It wasn't the center of anything.Especially after /b/ found it.
>>9445173>Rarity dislikes green>Pinkie lacks green>Best pair of poniesFuck, how slow am I.
>>9445267like im watching Sonic Rainboom right now and iv had the stupidest grin on my face the whole time.maybe its because its the first episode if watched in like a month but god damn i fucing love this cartoon
>>9445275Remember when he apologized to the VA over Cupcakes and the VA had no idea what the fuck he was talking about?
>>9445300>you will never drunk hang out with MA larson>ever
>>9445275>hisWhy I can't stop laughing
>>9445240>tfw Derpy Hooves>tfw Sergeant Sprinkles wrote Cupcakes>tfw when Lauren lurked /co/ threads>tfw when shit gets bigger than a thread about a little girls showAt least I've still got my books...
>>9445236Then I guess they'd speak a lot more Frankly!
>>9445267Man, I'd love to have a loving sexual relationship with a happy Pinkie Pie.
>>9445313>implying asshole ponies aren't fun tooI like the valley girl bitches. They were cool when they totally snubbed Flutterslut.
>nostalgiaOh boy, is it going to be one of those threads?
>>9442343Jegus.How do I colors?
>>9445372Get in line.
>>9445397if it is then I'm leaving
>>9445412holy shit that's awesome
>>9445343He is probably the bro'iest bro you can ever know All I can say is... I hope for royal sisters episode in S4.... So good
>>944541210/10 would buddy cop
>>9445412I have no idea whatever you're doing keep doing it because it's awesome
>>9445339Is it bad if I can't wait to see Pinkie Pie become an alicorn princess on the show?
>You will never be visited by a ghost ponyI just want her to come back to me...
>>9445381>You'll never a snapped FluttershyShe's always so sexy
What would each pony's callsign be?
>>9445450I want it too.
>>9445455Why is Fluttershy so violent?
>>9445397>I missed itI should just give up. Fuck.
>>9445453You can always get a tulpa.
>>9445397I was in that thread. It was pretty good.We can have threads like that anytime we want to, ya know. They aren't exclusive to just a handful of dates/times/threads.
>>9445450>>9445467For like, one episode maybe, tops.
>>9445240>2010 and 2011 will never happen again
>>9445468She's repressedShe'd get it out in the bedroom if she had someone to do it with
>>9445507What kind of reaction is that?
>>9445495Put your trip on then, I dare you.I will if you will.
>>9445487I lack the willpower to do that.
>>9445103>Not liking FlutterdashI bet you're into Twidash
>>9445514Please anon, we all know what YOU'D get out in the bed roomYour penis
>>9445514Exterminate all the griffins... if that's okay with you?
>>9445515That would be a corgi, anon.This right here? This is a bunny.
>>9445539I love you.
>>9445515a silly one
What plans did she have?Do you think she played slave girl to all the requests of the wondebolts
>>9445587I sorta like you too I guess
>>9445573Yes anon, Dash does have shapely thighs, what of it?
>>9445618she wants that d
>>9445631Why is this gif so lewd
>>9445613>dat scrunch face
>>9445650>>9445573Whos' got the better blue thighs? Mrs. Cake or Rainbow Dash?
>>9445631Hey Jail Bait,Remember this?
>>9445692Blue thighs are like wine, better with age~
>>9445674This photo is cannon proof that Soarin nailed Rainbow Dash.Lucky bastard.
>>9445687I don't know why, but the combination of the latex and cum leak is making me uncomfortably aroused
>>9445150David Larsen is the main sound engineerPKEmi is already aware of the hate and basically said that the performance is outdated
>>9445692Rainbow Dash. mrs. cake is too un shapely
>>9445721>I don't know whyisn't it obvious?bodysuits are awesome
>>9445692Dash'sI like stringy muscular thighs over ones that are too flabby and covered in cellulite
>tfw It's happening
>>9445573>tfw wanting to put your face into that warm little crevice to blow raspberries on her teats
>>9445692Bigger is better anon~
>>9445749>tfw it's already over
>>9445721really because im rather comfortably aroused by it
>>9445754She sure has got herself some pretty kicky legs, Anon.
>>9445705How horrifyingI can't believe I thought that looked good and showed it to you guys
>>9445618>RD will never play a tough tomboy; but at the end of it all be a willing sumbitful woman in in need of some good dicking and male connivance. conseeding you your needs as you want. She wants you to make her a woman out of her, she coos in her as she buries herself into your chestunf
Hey MLPGWho's the best filly?Answer carefully
>>9445802I want grab them all at once, in a sort of hog tying maneuver with my arms and watch her try and get away.
>>9445754do her legs kick when soarin eats her out?
>>9445498Well, yeah, the series finale can only happen once!
>>9445802pretty kicky or kicking pretty?
>>9445821>having to ask
>>9445839Dat painterly art style
>>9445844Scootaloo sure is happy there.
What if pony was sexually abused as a filly?
>>9445868I know, right?Isn't it pretty?
>>9445844What's with Sweetie Belle?
>>9445827Yes, but it looks much more like this
>>9445844she is very pretty
>>9445878You mean like Diamond Tiara?
>>9445904There's no way that poor guy isn't leaving with a black eye or twoWhat's the equivalent of a hickey for a pony?
>>9445889She just noticed that Rarity was wearing her horsey shoes.She's not thrilled.
what if kicky legs kicked you right in your junk
>>9445889She's found an angle where the invisibility spell on Rarity's penis doesn't work
>>9445857My negroWhite filly is best filly
>>9445925Looks like Dash has worms again...
>>9445989she's really grown on me over the years
>Celestia's job is the Sun and Education of Equestira's elite>Luna's job is to help people face their worst nightmares, and face their darkest fears, and being a better individualWhy is Celestia best princess?
>>9446001god that scene was so cute
>>9446001Derpy is a very flickery horse
I want to hug all the fillies too
Why haven't you updated your facebook icon to support ponequality?
CTRL+V AND POST YOUR FAVORITE PONY
>leth got hit by a stagecoach
>>9446007Between the squeaky voice, puppy eyes and dandy hair style it's a no brainer.Applebloom's pretty cool too
>>9446035Because I'm not a faget who changes their icon while doing nothing material to actually help situationsalso i'm not gayor a pony
>>9445450Magic Duel 2.0Pinkicorn Vs. TwilicornWho would win MLPG?
>>9446035I really hate it when people shoehorn their characters into stuff like this
>>9446048>CTRL+V AND POST YOUR FAVORITE PONY
>>9446034How many fillies do you think you could hug before they stopped you?
>>9446062>not gay>or a pony
>>9446052GG died too
>>9446035Can anyone tell me what this is all about?
>>9446035>he uses facebook
>>9446048Whos' got the better blue thighs?
>>9445935>Cock&ball torture session with Rainbow Dashmega unf
>>9446074>recognizing a furaffinity filename
>>9446076>you will never be a gay pony
>>9446078Soon I will the last one left!Just as planned.
>>9446074>knowing that was a FA filenameAs if you're any better, dingus
>>9446100Rainbow Dash foot massage fic where
>>9446097I want to ruffle that ruffled dash
>>9446120>>9446107>>9446074>knowing what furaffinity is
>>9446035you mean my flankbook icon?
>>9446135I WANT IT
>>9446108>tfw no qt trap pony bf
>>9446118>all the ponies have devil horns
>>9446118Glue 2 ponies to your googly eye
Why is it that the Double Rainboom creators pretend like the reception is overwhelmingly positive?
>>9446141Where else would I get my furry porn?
>>9446008well it breaks down like this>CelestiaShe isn't the most powerful or knows the best decisions at breaks notice, but she does hold the long term goals and does succeed in them taking place.>LunaMore of an evasive action, makes willing to risk herself, wants to make sure her kindom is taken care of my her own will.Celestia is the weaker pony, however the more wise ponyLuna is more powerful, yet she lacks the wisdom of her sister
>>9446171I would really not want to be tiny anon in Equestria
>>9446141>recognizing the name of a websiteAbsolutely disgusting
>>9446135I wrote one of those!
>>9446086The Supreme Court is deciding whether the "Defence" "of" "Marriage" "Act" is constitutional or not - essentially whether gay marriage should be legal on a federal level.People who are sane, but lazy, are adopting the "equal" sign as their Facebook profile picture to show how progressive they are.
>>9446048Include Hidden Items by Krister Fundin.to save you the trouble it's an Inform 7 extension
>>9446183Holy shit, you registered a single day after Empty Audio2009 here
>you will never have sex with your human waifuI want that tight luna ass
Well, we need to find a new show, guys. The fandom is over. We lost. There's no way we can withstand firepower of this magnitude.
>>9446194Why notYou'd get to sleep in Fluttershy's thick, luscious hair
>>9446141>not recognizing Furaffinity images after seven years on 4chan
>new Zen picoh gosh it's so gay in here
>>9446243That would get kind of boring after a while. And being that tiny, I couldn't have any meaningful relationships with anyone. I'd just be some pony's tiny pet/responsibility.
>>9446194You're only allowed in Equestria on the exception that you are 5 inches tall. Deal or no deal?
>>9446241>Rabid BroniesBut the artist is making a PC distinction anon
>>9446183>it's almost been 4 years
>>9446241what is this
>>9446311Is that Gumball?
>>9446227>tfw you realize that gays want to get legally married solely for the fact that they will have legal rights in the case of a divorce and nothing elseJust live together, fuck, and be happy goddamn
>>9446293trigger warning: furries slandering easterhttp://i.imgur.com/xSMLcJe.jpg
>>9446288Rumble stop playing with the camera
>>9446294The original one just says bronies
>>9446323instructions for trolling bronies
>>9446171Hi big tex!
YOU CAN ONLY MATE WITH ONEWhoever you choose to mate with will bear you child...
>>9446288Deal>Flying around on ponies back>Twily can just float you around everywhere>You get to sleep on pillows next to pones>You'd be the best watchmaker in EquestriaSounds pretty awesome
>>9446336Wow, it's all so simple.But what about spousal insurance benefits?
>>9446374No deal unless I can turn them into ponies
>>9446354epic for the win
>>9446374The one that's a pony
>>9446336>Tfw your country legalized gay marriage almost a decade ago with little fanfare
>>9446391gimme a hoofbump man!
>>9446336>>tfw you realize that straights want to get legally married solely for the fact that they will have legal rights in the case of a divorce and nothing elseDo you even read what you type?
>>9446175You are a sick man, Anon.
>>9446385>divorce>insurance benefitsSo basically it's all about money?
so i think Sleepless in Ponyvillle might be the cutest episode of the whole show
>>9446288What's the downside?>"Yo, pony. Yeah you. C'mere, I'm a fairy. wanna be friends?">"You're a fairy? I though fairies were supposed to be...you know. magical and fly.">"Yeah I thought unicorns were supposed to be majestic and smart. Now pick me up already, its cold."
>>9446440What gave it away?
>>9446433well... there's hospital visitation rights
>>9446433why do straight people get married?It's all about the money, right?
Hey guyswhat is a psychic midget who escaped from prison?a small medium at large
>>9446035>not showing them the sultry pink futa pone
>>9446432pffftI don't think this is what they meant when people said Derpy Googly are Cannon
>>9446456The kicky legs.
>>9446374Fluttershy would be best mother
>>9446383There are downsides to being pocketsized you know.What if you get stepped on? Or sat on by Fluttershys butt?
>>9446456>>9446456i had >feels the whole time
>>9446466Son of a bitch I actually laughed
>>9446421>implying that isn't what marriage is about anyways>tfw >50% divorce ratesNothing more, nothing less.
>>9446466I'm glad twilight appreciated my valentines gift
>>9446456When Scoots presses her hoof against Dash's chest right before they hug I die every time.
>>9446481what if you end up as pony chow
OK MLPGYou can go to EquestriaBut not only are you now 5 inches tall, but now so are all the ponies
>>9446432I thought that was derpy and a pocketwatch on a plate at first
>>9446471Oh shit, I didn't even mean it to look like that.
>>9446481>Fluttershy sits on you>accidentally attached to her, cries for help muffled>Angel notices and laughs at you all day long
>>9446481Looks like it's 1:1 to me
>>9446512so, they're equally as tall as I am?that sounds alright to me
>>9446512>Lead a holy war against the mice nation
>>9446526Oh god, someone please edit this
>>9446523Why is Fluttershy's head coming out of her butt?
>>9446525Birds are now horrifying.
>>9446432>your face in the reflectionI always wondered what you looked like.Also, where do you get such big googly eyes from?
>>9444953The way we all go when gravity takes a little holiday!
>>9446525>Implying canon ponies are five inches tallThat scaling makes no sense anon
>>9446481I'm pretty sure I'd be smart enough to make everyone aware of where I was when walking around to avoid getting stepped onAnd I'd just not get on couches or chairs.Simple
>>9446561SON OF A BITCH IT'S THERE.Fucking convex shape, I was leaning away...Amazon Giant googly eyes
>>9446585>>9446591>>9446604>>9446566>Drinking coke right now>InstabonerI can't enjoy anything anymore
>>9446432>WheelchairAre you some kind of cripple invalid?
>>9446440I was waiting for a Scootaloo episode for a long time, and that episode did not disappoint. Rainbow Dash was awesome too, but I thought season three as a whole was just great for Dash anyways.
>>9446616Wouldn't that be enjoying it more?
>>9446432>>9446561>>9446608I can't really see much of it.
>>9446631>I can only enjoy things sexually nowFine, I fixed it
>>9446616MLPG has done strange and terrible things to me>In super market>see my little pony fruit snacks >No stop it brain, I have snacks at home I dont need these stop it stop
>>9446616>implying it doesn't make you enjoy it even moreImagine you are drinking it from her ponyhole.
>>9446661while she sleeps?
>>9446481Wear an oversized thumbtack as a hat. You'll never get stepped on or sat on again.
>>9446635It was a very cartoony episode, gag wise, and I loved that
>>9446658Not to mention I cant even eat marshmallows anymore
>>9446658So do you buy mini-doughnuts more frequently now?
>>9446635>tfw you look forward to something>tfw it doesn't disappoint youSeasonthree.avi
>>9446658I saw a My Little Pony coloring book at Target, I kinda wanted it for a second, or at least look at it.
>>9446678Squishy marshmallow pony buttholes, man.
>>9446630Yes, because I was not standing when I took the image.It's how I roll.
>>9446699That was more like season 2 for me. Season 3 was a little bit of a let down if for no other reason than it being only 13 episodes.
>>9446703I stole a MLP coloring book from Target back during S2. It even had stickers.
>>9446672>not walking around with a giant lego hat onBelieve me, they'll check for you.
MLPG, I think I might be the slowest fucking slow poke everBut I just noticed the duality of Spike and Rarity's relationship. He's a dragon, a classically greed driven mythological creature and she's the element of generosity. How did I not notice this before
>>9446635Rainbow Dash, where are your pretty wings?
>>9446723If Season 3 had been a full season we'd still be watching new episodes
>>9446658>Working at a department store>Take a quick look at the MLP merch in three departments>Fucking hell anon what would you even do with an MLP colouring book
>>9446726I bought a bunch of sticker from some guy on ebay for 5 bucks during season 2, I was too afraid to put them on anything so there they still sit in the box hidden away.
>>9446749>I WASN'T KIDDING WHEN I SAID PAY!
>>9446744WHAT A FEEEEEL
>>9446723That's honestly the only let down about S3, we got some decent episodes. Hopefully S4 continues the trend.
>>9446754Grab crayons and color in it. In the lines hopefully.
>>9446737>Pinky has that contraption from Honey I Shrunk The Kids.>She is hovering above the floor of her shop with it.>Taking your order for some crumbs from the bakery.
>>9446754Color in it?
>>9446779sweetie dont be sadyour friends will be alicorns too soon
>>9446758Take them into a public bathroom, open the paper towel dispenser, unroll it a bit, and stick some on there. Someone will go to dry there hands and will inadvertently find themselves in the presence of pretty pastel ponies.
>>9446801That's not what I meantI wanted horse dicks
>>9446739dragons aren't greedy in classical mythology
>>9446815that's a pretty odd thing to doI still don't want to give them away, but I'm definitely not putting pony stickers on anything now.
>>9446815>stick them inside the bathroom stalls>write down a "for a good time call" number next to it>sign as the character
>>9446853No I meant like a hospice edit
>>9446815>>9446862>censor naughty bits drawn on bathroom stalls with pony stickers
>>9446630Hospice didn't want it back after they loaned it to us for my aunt.Can't blame them, the thing is a death trap.
>>9446862I'd seriously do that if I had the stickers.
>>9446880>Super glue them on.
>>9446880I kind of want to get some pony stickers just to do this now
>>9446862reminds me of the this one stall at my university that has "Fluttershy is best pony" written above the urinalone day I'll cross it out
>>9446801I almost want to put this up on my profile now just to fuck with peopleShould I?inb4 >using facebook
>>9446673>It was a very cartoony episodeI've said a couple times before that I like my cartoons to be cartoony. Personally I think part of the problem people had with S2 was that it was so much more over the top than S1. Lesson Zero was so much more exaggerated and extreme that I think a lot of people thought it was too much change, and they were losing the show they fell in love with. Personally, I loved it.>>9446698I actually got a duplicate file entry for the pic I wanted to post, so I had to find one with a quick search and didn't bother changing the name. I normally have a pretty specific method for naming/organizing files.
>>9446907>>9446887this is really gayreminds me of when mlpg really really wanted pony happy meal toys, but was too wimpy to buy them.
Man, I always get here right after giant pony discussion. In other news drew flutterdash size difference cuteness, will color it one day soon.
>>9446928HEY ANONHEYHEYHEYANONnot pony
>>9446912>Cross out.>Write in 'Fluttershy is Princes Twilight's favorite pony!"
>>9446862>Stick a Pinkie Pie stock vector sticker up in a stall>"Wanna party?"
>>9446928I already did it, mangdo it
>>9446933I just didn't like Lesson Zero that much, it was a very mediocre episode.
>>9446936Which one is bigger?
>>9446934I full up bought a pony happy meal toy, fucking hell, it's McDonald's, it's not like they care.
>>9446942>B-bark!I don't get it.
>>9446933S2 kicked ass because of the cartooniness, especially eps like Lesson Zero.
>>9446934What? All I said is that I'd probably get some pony stickers just to pull of a prank.Way to be a downer, drek farrquad scum.
>>9446955there should be an episode where pinkie pie has no animationshe is stuck in her stock vector the whole episodeand just moves around like that
>>9446959Alright. What are your hopes for S4 then?
>>9446934>Not being extremely homosexual
>>9446986He's just hounding you
Why is food so delicious?I wish I was enjoying no-pants pizza night with you guys.I'll try to tide myself over by posting some pizza pone.
>>9446996Like just kinda slides around?It'd be cheap, but I'd laugh
>>9446998>posting a screen cap from a day agobut...unf
>>9447010>fillies in wolf suitsMY HEART
>>9447006Lots of fun shenanigans, Princess Twilight being silly with the other princesses.
>>9447030>Pinkie imagines a scene entirely in vectors.
>>9446849But in western mythology dont dragons almost always hoard all sorts of valuables? Isn't this where the word hoard comes from?
>>9445821The synthetic one, of course.Of course, you'll have to vivisect them to to find out which one is the robot. Hope you guess right the first time!
>>9446972Flutters.It's posted in another thread >>9388245
>>9447054What kind of shitty farm attire is that?
>>9446998Or their tails normal rest position is enough to keep their dress up. Their tails do have bones in it.
>>9447054How is that fat at all?
>>9447006Character development driven episodes, less "adventure" plots (please don't hate me), more good comedy and not just Pinkie doing random shit, Applejack actually saying that she loves apples, ScootaDash and FlutterDash.
>>9447006Persoanlly I love any episode where the ponies just go crazyLesson Zero, Party of One, Best Night EverMore of this
>>9447091The dirty slut line from pottery barn.
>>9447006Cute ponies doing cute things.
>>9447079Or use X-rays, anonDYEWTS
>>9447125pony bones are weirdI wonder what their full skeleton looks like
>>9447090Aw, that's cute!Have you even done any mini-gaintess pics? Where the large pony isn't building sized but still maybe 15ftish
>>9447122There's something I hope we can all agree on.
>>9447125I know this is going to sound weird, but when I was a kid I would get aroused by cartoon characters getting x-rays.Sometimes I still do.
>>9447122What episode did "cute ponies doing cute things" the most?
>>9447108I could pony to that. Pretty much ever character has had a freak out episode, except maybe AJ. But hers are just kind of tame freak outs.
>>9447154The Mysterious Mare-Do Well
>>9447154Winter Wrap Up
>>9447160Yeah, AFR was hers and it was a bad episode. The song wasn't even any good.
>>9447154Sleepless in Ponyville.
>>9447125>Dash has bat wings.Waaaait a fucking minute...
>>9447154Off the top of my head I say Show Stoppers.
Day 413/29/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,749 (Running Total: 263,710)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 25,204 (Running Total: 1,125,481)We've been really varied recently in our topics recently.Not completely horrible, but remember, ponies.
>>9447137Only one I believe. I should do more, in my past life slight size difference was a fun subject.
>>9447154Griffon the Brush Off.
>>9447160Applebuck season kinda counts, as well as last round up
>>9447184Those arent even batwings. They look more like freakish ribs.
>>9447193What the fuck is a pony?
>>9447193YOU NEVER PONIES YOU HYPOCRITE
>>9447153That's a pretty specific fetish.Is it because they're being completely exposed or something? You can't hide much from an X-ray.
>>9447206yeah but those seemed kind of tame in comparison to the other ponies' freak out episodes
>>9447193Wow, day 41 already.
>>9447208Yeah, I guess bat wings have cartilage or some shit.Point is those bones don't fucking belong.
>>9447240Too fucking bad
>>9447216wh-I pony all the time
>>9447236I think the first month was a hump, things will just flow naturally now.Here's hoping.
>>9447255Nigga I will fight you.
>>9447240Pegasi don't actually exist, their wings can look like anything the artist feels like.
>>9447223I agree, though I don't know if there really is too much of a way to make AJ freak out without going too farshe's very down to earth, personality wise
>>9447264I bet you haven't even typed pony more than 50 times today
>>9447200hnng that's my favorite kind too, we're they aren't office sized but that height.I feel like I want to do some like that.
>>9447193We make up nearly a quarter of all the posts on /mlp/? And a fifth of all posts made today?Jesus we're fucking good
>>9447271You can't fight canon
>>9447168>>9447170>>9447182>>9447192>>9447204Oh MLPG, you can't agree on ANYTHING!
>>9447221Like in older cartoons were they would pass through a x-ray machine or when an x-ray screen would pass over a characters chest.Doesn't help when all this cum inflation and internal shots started showing up in doujins and stuff.
>>9447273I hear your but there should be a reasonable explanation to her wings and bones do seem kind of silly.
>>9447283I'm pretty sure we were, like, 2/3 at one point.
>>9447278w-well it was 41 times...
>>9447283We're one of the fastest threads out of all of 4chan. I've said it a lot, but it still amazes me how active ponies on 4chan are.
>>9447278>only 50This pleb...
>>9447300Cute ponies doing cute things is dumb anyway, I prefer when the show is about other things and the cuteness is incidental.
>>9447334And what episode did that best?
>>9447280Do it farragut. I'll do one soon too methinks, just need to find the right ship.
>>9447314Is she ok?
>>9447314Coming right away.
your favorite pony has a butt
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>9447349The episode with ponies in it!
>>9447354>This isn't even my final bucket!
>>9447334Well that's always going to happen as a side effect anyways. Even when a pony's only intention is to try and act cute, she is still unintentionally also acting cute.
>>9447361I would certainly hope so
Hey guys I wanna draw pone but I don't know which one?Pinkie, Trixie or Rarity?
>>9447388Pinkie, three times
>>9447388Draw all three of them combined into one!
>>9447371>cumswapping with Pinkieunf
>>9447371Oh my, it's even got my waifu...You my sir, are a world class nigga.Pls, no more...
Pinkie Pie is such a potato
>>9447399>>9447409Ms Panko it is!
ponies may make you happybut do you make ponies happy
>>9447485>TwidashAre we still on this like as a thread?
>>9447467>that potato told on me to Twilight what a potato
This horse is starting to smell funny
JEW HORSE WHERE
>>9447554Dude we are never a hivemind hereUnless it concerns Thor's licorice.That happened more than once.
>>9447554Better than FlutterDash, which is absolutely disgusting.
image limits are for fags
>>9447612Or Pinkie in response to Gilda.
>>9447620>butt action linesunf
>>9447619I respect your opinion but you're a terrible person and also wrong
>>9447620Jesus look at those long kicky legs.
>>9447626Or The Beatles
>>9447620>Not being amused by Squigglekicker>AD 2013
>>9447646Can we agree RainDash selfcest is best ship?
>>9447689It would never work, they are too different
We need a different thread
>>9447689It's one of my favorites as long as its with her male self
>deleting My Little Goat General