>>9425648
tooting.

BOOKS

GUESS THE PONY

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THIS WILL BE THE CUTEST NIGHT THREAD OF ALL TIME

>>9425671
IS IT THE KAMA SUTRA CUS THAT WOULD MEAN ITS RARITY

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>>9425648
Drawing cute humans

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can't sleep because of scary thunderstorm outside

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>>9425671
BONBON

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>>9425692
>anthro

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designing a fabulous dress while getting pounded by Big Mac sexually.

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>>9425692
Why is Lyra so weird?

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>>9425705
You best not be serious nigger.

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>>9425671
RAINBW DASG

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what has even been happening during the hiatus?

>>9425718

I like thinking that between Big Mac being shy and polite, and Rarity being the classy lady, that it'd be more like slow, sensual lovemaking, with plenty of post-coital cuddling after.

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I want an episode where Big Mac has to look after the CMC all afternoon.

>>9425728
So far we have gotten five different boards to appear in MLPG within 24 hours (three of them in the same general)

>>9425728
Oh wow.

I just this second realised what the middle 3 letters of genesis are.

>>9425728

Perversion Ninety-Nine.

i remember them saying, "we're already dead".

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>>9425726

>>9425725
As opposed to...?

>>9425735

>He keeps asking if he's being too rough with her.
>"You're doing just fine, darling~"

>>9425720
Because the fans are inserting their fantasies into a nondefined character.

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>>9425769
wat

>implying thunderstorms are scary

>you will never be roughly abused by Prince Blueblood every day and then gently comforted and cuddled by Pony Joe every night

>>9425735

well, certainly, but sometimes a girl just wants to be thrown over a chair, you know? whether or not he wants to is largely irrelevant.

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>>9425781
You know this is FLUTTERSHY we're talking about, right?

>>9425692
>haiving your back to the door
>ever
she asked for this

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about these icons, I made em during the time I was banned, before they swarmed all over the internet and became the toast of the town, I figured I'd post them anyway since I was a little proud of how they turned out.

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>>9425793
Oh come on, thunderstorms put me to sleep.

Besides, she's a pegasus isn't she?

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>>9425793
Why is she so useless?

>>9425785
I wouldn't really mind either, but having both seems rather odd

>>9425785

That's honestly kind of a shitty thing to do to Joe, and yourself.

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>>9425819
she is perfect the way she is

>>9425772

>"ooh, where did you learn how to treat a woman?"
>>"uh... my granny taught me. oh. ah get it."

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>>9425804
they look nice an simple
also who are you?

>>9425860
how's that game going

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>>9425819
She's not useless, I like her.

>>9425860
>oldfags don't recognize each other

Pfft.

>>9425862

are you finished with those games?

>>9425870
They're getting senile

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>>9425860
dinofag, how could you

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>>9425819
She's a wonderful and gentle soul

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>>9425862
graduation at a higher priority right now, sorry bro

>>9425870
i do not recognize this "tan" unless i'm just blanking the fuck out right now

>>9425855
>ah
>writng phonetically
>ever
you illiterate mongoloir

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>>9425883
oh right you're that person

i'm very slow

>>9425896
Isn't it common to write out accents phonetically in dialogue?

>>9425896

oh, get over yourself. one word never hurt nobody.

>>9425912

Thing is, if you don't know where to pull back, it can be either difficult to read, or just sound dumb/overblown.

>>9425916
b-but, muh autism!

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Someone should do this with one of those official Equestria maps.

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>>9425885
Yes she is.

And she's not real.

So what pony does MLPG dig the most?

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>>9425948

>>9425819
Wrong picture, silly anon.

>>9425889
YOU
I THOUGHT I KILLED Y-
I mean
How ya doin dino-pal

>>9425931

my privilege has the priority

>>9425936
>Rail at USA

excellent

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>>9425948
I like Flootershai.

I like Dash too, though.

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>>9425952
pinkie pie

>>9425968
>Russia
>SIR USA
It's a conspiracy

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>>9425966
It was your priveledge

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>>9425962
oh hello bird person, why are you yelling
where am i?
sweetie belle is really adorable

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>>9425948
This pone is a pretty diggy pone.

>>9425948
I dig Rainbow Dash.

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>>9425969
I like FlutterDash because it has both ponies in it.

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>>9425948
This one right here.

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I like main 6 poly relationship

Which pone loves big, messy, thick mouthfuls of cum

>>9426022
your favorite

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>>9426020
...Not this bullshit again...

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>>9426000
I like Flutterdash because it's nice seeing such close friends.

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Morning mlpg, you guys dead?

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>>9426022
Do you really need to ask?

>>9426020

i want to grab a big, squishy pony ass.

>>9426022

>First thought: "I should post that pic of Flitter with bedroom eyes."
>Second thought: "Nah, I should hold back."

>>9425986
Hey, both DFs are here!

...

Aaaand I'm going to bed. Good night. The last thread was... moving.

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>>9426032
But anon, why can't they all be together forever?

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>>9426030
That's cute mang.
Both of them are too damn cute.

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>>9426033
Exactly.

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bewbs

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>>9426022

>>9426033
But then why can't they just be close friends?

>>9426037

>captiolism

Oh MT, you and your illiteracy

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>>9425991
I dig a Padalecki Pie as well

>>9426046
Because Anon won't be able to taste delicious candy vag if everyone is together..

>>9426058
Silly Anon, all ponies are lesbians

Even the males

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>>9426058
But they are, anon.

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>>9426044
>>9426033
>>9426022
>>9426000
>>9425999

>>9426046
Did we NOT go through this yesterday?

>>9426079
Yes.

>>9426068

it's a gimmick.

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>>9426089
Very close friends.

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>>9426092
>>9426079

I'm sure they could add in a human to spice up their sex life

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>>9426107
Haven't seen that one before.
Adorable.

>>9426115
But still, NO. ABSOLUTELY NO POLY-AMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS.

>>9426090
Can't read shit bro.

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>>9426090
>>9426090
welp, I'm crying now. time for bed
god I hat twilight

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>>9426132
Butt why?

trigger warning: marecock
http://i.imgur.com/IZpYx9J.jpg
just ignore the hair stripes

>>9426115

unicorn power. keep superior blood pure.

>>9426138
http://i.imgur.com/bkGtypF.jpg

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>>9426142
Well nobody cares what you think Pinkie

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>>9426115
BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT'LL HAPPEN, ANON?! WE COULD SPEND OUR ENTIRE LIVES WAITING TO JOIN IN ON THEIR SEXCAPADES, AND NEVER SO MUCH AS SEE THEM EXCHANGE DEEP PASSIONATE KISSES!

>>9426153
Oh, that's better.
Thanks.

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>>9426145
IT INTERFERES WITH MY PREFERRED SHIPS

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there is a zebra in this show right?
i want to have sex with that zebra
she is black so she can give me drugs too
best zebra

>>9426164
no problem

DORKS

>>9426090

I don't even like pinkie, but this episode is so stupid it's offensive.

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>>9426146

>>9426157
Twily being an incredibly powerful demigod gets me hard

To think that she could destroy you in a second is awesome
All that power underneath that dorky exterior

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>>9426165
But anon AJ and Rariry can still have intimate moments together.

>>9426165
>Not just shipping squigglekicker, pinkiedash and twishy within the poly- relationship

I normally ship Flutterdash but I can't pair Pinkie otherwise

>>9426189
her attack magic isn't strong though. It's probably packs the same amount of punch as a good buck

>>9426189
>Go down on Twily
>Bring her to climax
>Be reduces to your component elements
>She brings you back to life an hour later with a sheepish look on her face

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Name three contributor OCs you would hang out with.

>>9426216
No

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>>9426204
>good buck
A GOOD BUCK CAN STILL KILL YOU
UNICORNS:no sense of right or wrong.jpg

>>9426202
I could pair Pinkie and Twilight.

I also don't really see Twishy working.

>>9426202
>>9426196
I just can't find many other ships that would work as well as RariJack. That's why I disapprove of the pony-amorous bullshit.

MARKER?

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>>9426208
>She turned you into Dr Manhatten
>"You know that part in the movie where Laurie gets really upset when he makes copies of himself and goes to town on her?"

>"I'm nothing like Laurie"

>>9426231
Well, that includes Applejack or Rarity.

>>9426247
>She turned you into Dr Manhatten
Fuck yes.

Also related:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8933/rorschach-in-equestria
Funny shit, when it isn't sad.

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>>9426258
Yeah, it's not like they are not gonna love eachother in the poly or something.

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Anyone know if the whole "touch a screw on the plastic cover on a light switch" trick to ground yourself actually works or not?

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>>9426271
WHAT THE HELL MAN IT'S ABOUT TIME CAT ASS

>>9426247
>Implying I'd stick around with Twilight if I was Dr. Manhattan.
Fuck that, I'd probably want to do tons of ridiculous particle research and stuff. I wouldn't have time for pone.

>>9426272
I realize that. It's just, what other Applejack ships work? Same with Rarity?

>>9426279
No idea, but I've been electrocuted by a light switch before.
Feels weird, yo.

>>9426280
IM SORRY I HAD TO LICK MYSELF AND SLEEP FOR 3 MINUTES

>>9426281
Take her with you and you can build awesome machines and constructions on other planets.

>>9426299
It would be too advanced for her, anon.
Unless she became a manhattan-thing too.

>>9426296
oh god posting in two threads and putting back on a name is hard

>>9426279
you can ground yourself using the chassis

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>>9426314
is that true for all cases? Because I do'nt know what kind of case, or what it's made of, etc.

>>9426304
Aww, I guess.

Well, we can come and visit her every now and then.

>>9426314
yeah, just touch the case every once in a while

>>9426042
>Flitter with bedroom eyes.

pic

>>9426328
if it's a metallic case (it's a conductor) you should be fine

>>9426330
If she could make us into a manhattan thing she could probably do it to herself.
Or we could do it to her.
Why did manhattan not make any other manhattans? It would probably end up causing a big hullabaloo.

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>>9426289
What do you mean by work? They don't need to work, they just need to love each other.

Wet apples

>>9426040
The pale horse is the horseman of the apocalypse in Revelations, Rarity confirmed for worst horse

>>9426362
WHAT WOULD CELESTIA THINK OF THIS POLY-AMOROUS LOVE?

>>9426358
Maybe he just didn't have that capability.
It's too bad he turned Rorschach into a stain, I liked Rorschach.

>>9426272

it wouldn't surprise me if Rarity got off on smelling sweaty bodies.

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>>9426375
She would trust her student's judgement.

>>9426279
It works, I do it in winter all the time when my shirt gets staticy.

>>9426279
you can ground yourself on basically anything metal that is in contact with the ground, or floor. light switch screws are particularly good, but the chassis of the computer itself is totally fine

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>>9426380
>Implying.
He's in a better place now.

>>9426406
THEN WHAT ABOUT LUNA? SURELY SHE WOULD HAVE SERIOUS QUALMS ABOUT ALL THIS

>>9426375
I don't know, you wanna pull her away from her royal guard gang bang and ask her?

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>>9426406
>you will never kiss pone
i just want to give them a peck on the forehead

wait, why don't we have a picture of this

>Celestia is as big as a human in that size chart

The idea of bringing a huge Celestia to climax and leaving her quivering and panting on the ground is hot as fuck

>>9426421
Yeah, I remember that.

See this; >>9426261

>>9426414
Done anything new with the game lately?

>>9426429
correct
especially if you get to cuddle with her as you fall asleep

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>>9426429
Holy shit, we're as big as Celestia?

This is fantastic. That means ponies are the perfect size after all.

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>>9426421

a place without whores

>>9426421
I can't be the only one who always imagined Rorschach sounding like Hunter S. Thompson. It's the stilted way he speaks and some of the words he uses.

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>>9426423
Luna would probably be skeptical, but no one would care because she is luna

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>>9426458
This is the best blog in the world.

>>9426451
She looks so soft in this picture.

That first one gets me every time.

>>9426468
>pony donuts
unf

>>9426468
Why do those pone anuses have sprinkles on them?

>>9426451
Ponies come a little bit above the waist, IIRC

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>mlpg

>>9426487
Yeah, it's pretty odd how relaxing it is in here tonight.

>>9426487
>implying MLPG isnt Cromartie High at all times of the day

>>9426487
>>9426487
It's the one thing we're all interested in.

>>9426483
they're frosted
for your pleasure

>>9426468
GAH. I JUST CAN'T ACCEPT THIS SHITTY IDEA. It's stupid and I just don't like it. Why are we even arguing about this? We should be arguing about which shipping PAIRS are better, not about this shit.

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>>9426487
>Anime metaphors for MLPG

>>9426487
But what's going on right now that's perverted.

We're talking about soft ponies and Rorschach apparently.

>>9426507
>tfw your pone waifu will never put frosting and sprinkles on her anus for you to enjoy.
;_;
Where are my pinkiefags?

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There is someone out there who loves you, Anonymous.

>>9426487
If there's one thing that brings people on the internet together in harmony, it's things they can jerk it to.

>>9426530
Just my mom.

>>9426530
Not enough people know me well enough for it to be likely that one of them loves me.

>>9426530
Is that someone a pony?

>>9426530
Is it a pony?

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>>9426530
Not that I'm aware of.

>>9426545
>>9426551

You'll never find out sitting in here all day, will you?

>>9425738
pictures of small goats climbing on horses and other animals never stops being funny.

>>9426557
but it's the middle of the night.
and I don't even know where to find a pony

>>9426530
Sometimes, it's not the person I'd want to love me.

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>>9426557
It's time to wake up, anon.

Pony isn't real, you must be dreaming.

>>9426557
I want to believe

So what are you guys talking about?

>>9426594
Apples

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>>9426594
Minors.

>>9426530
That's not true at all

My parents are dead and I'm completely alone

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>>9426594
How RariJack is the best ship pair.

>>9426553
>tfw you'll never play bongos on Fluttertrunk

>>9426530
That's extremely unlikely.
Nobody knows me and most of my relatives don't give a shit.

>>9426611
Your waifu loves you

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>>9426594
cute ponoes

>>9426594
societal issues and the effects of pone on the economy

>>9426629
If only if only, the woodpecker cries.

>>9426615
It's really one of the worst and wouldn't work at all since they are completely different.

Almost every other ship would work better than that.

>>9426611
That must suck, anon.

At least you have a lot of time to yourself to enjoy.

>>9426629
>I have no waifu

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>>9426594
The sad realization if pinkie became human she'd eat herself to death from intestines being jammed.

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>>9426594
How main 6 polyship is the best ship

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>>9426630
>Pone will never call you dad
>No-one will ever call you dad

This thread is AMAZING!!
Love all of U, Guys!!ㅡㅠ

>>9426645
I am not an inflation fetishist.
I have never intentionally searched for inflation art.
But this is like one of my top five favorite human Pinkie images ever. I just want to rub her belly and rest my head on it.

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>>9426656
That's your opinion, anon. I still think that RariJack is up in the legendary tier when it comes to ship pairs.

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looking for intellectual stimulation

Rarijeck is a shit ship

>>9426657
Is it bad that I wouldnt want a child irl but I would raise a pone?

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>>9426645
Nah, I think the pain she'd get after eating an entire cake by herself would be message enough.

>>9426663
My nigga.

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>>9426656
That wouldn't really solve anything since there would still be favorites so we'd be back at bickering who are the favorites for each pony

>>9426656
love me?

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>>9426656
>a pie will never have the proper structural integrity required to be able to be eaten without being in a pie tin

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>>9426666
And you can still believe that while they are in a poly relationship

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>>9426657
You don't want a kid, anon.

The woman would probably just take him away from you anyways and raise him/her to hate you.

>>9426688
What?

>>9426663

As someone who went crazy on a buffet-style spread and craft beers from a local brewery, let me just say that the prospect of having my overfull stomach touched, let alone having someone rest their head on it, sounds extremely unpleasant.

>>9426691
>not keeping your pankas in a tin

>>9426645
>Bring your waifu Pinkie to this world as a human.
>It's like on Futurama when Bender became human.

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>>9426695
Again, you can believe in your poly-amorous relationships, while I believe in my mono-amorous ones.

>>9426697
Anon I'm pretty sure that's not the norm when having children

>>9426722
It is in America.

>>9426718
I feel like poly relationships are alpha women and beta men.

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>>9426718
UNACCEPTABLE

I die a little on the inside knowing I will never take Derpy to the gara

>>9426708
Oh, you're right. Resting head on it would feel horrible. But I stuff myself to bloatation occasionally, and the thought of having it nicely rubbed to alleviate the cramps sounds neat.
Plus, she's got a happy face.

>>9426711
>tfw Pinkie will never offer you a grilled cheese sandwich she pulled out from under her massive flabby titty.

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>>9426697
>raise him/her to hate you
Then i'll fite him irl right in front of all his friends when he grows up

>>9426697
>Implying I'm not going to poke holes in my condoms and knock up some trailer trash
>Implying the courts won't give them to me

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>>9426732
What is unacceptable?

>>9426736
;_;

The new star connect the dots minigame is bullshit

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>>9426732

>>9426749
That's just as terrible as some whore taking your children away from you.
Don't be like that anon.

>your favorite pony just presented herself to you with bedroom eyes
>there is nothing there to present

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>>9426657
Why do I want this too
>>9426697
Adoption.

Should I buy the supposedly higher-quality replacement stylus for my monoprice tablet?
I've been using the default one for almost six months now.

>>9426766
>Implying she didn't present herself for cuddles
>implying I wouldn't cuddle the fuck out of her all night

>>9426766
Blow raspberries on her featureless crotch

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Projectile vomit

>>9426766
I would slide my dick up an down between her smooth, featureless cheeks.

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>>9426752
Poly relationships are better than mono ones, there is more love to go around.

>>9426778
>>9426782
she still feels it

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>>9426768
>single male
>adoption
I have no adequate reaction image for this.

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>>9426633
again?

>>9426769
If you can afford it and feel it'll help you, why not?

>>9426738

Not meaning to step on your fun here - just saying I don't see the appeal. I'll be quiet now.

>>9426758
Agreed

>>9426792
I wasn't expecting that, but it's a brilliant and fully welcomed surprise.

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>>9426788
>AppleDash instead of RariJack
>Flarity instead of FlutterDash
I'm losing so much respect for you.

>>9426796
Hey it could happen.

only on the HUB!

>>9426697
>implying I wouldn't stage her death to appear like an accident so I get full custody

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>>9426796
I love children more than you think.

>>9426800
Well, that's the thing. I don't know if it will help me. I just wonder if anyone else has bought it and can attest to whether it's really better or not.
I know there are artists here. Sorry for nonpone.

>>9426822
That's pretty pedo bro.

>>9426822
Enough to kidnap one?

Because that's the only way you're getting a child.

>>9426788
poly is better i want to fuck everything

>>9426817
That couldnt happen

Not even on the durl

I don't want a child because I don't want them to turn out to be a loser like me. They deserve better than that.

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>>9426822
Stop it.

>>9426825
I use an ordinay Wacom Bamboo. I think MT has monoprice. Ask her.

>>9426822
But no-one will give you a child

They don't like single parents
And they like single males even worse

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>>9426814
I know right?
We all know that Twirity should be there

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I drew an Edith for no reason:
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>>9426851
In ten years she's gonna make all the boys jelly with her sick art skills.

>>9426870
Nice little girls always turn out to be huge sluts once they hit college.

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>>9426862
Twirity is okay in my opinion. It's definitely better than that fag AppleDash.

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>>9426814
But that is the cool think about poly relationships. Later on Rarity and AJ can do something together, and so can Fluttershy and Dash. Hell, maybe the four of them could have a nice night together, or Pinkie and Twilight can join the fun as well.

>>9426766
How does she poop?

>>9426870
How do you know she's into art and not fanfiction?

>>9426889

>tfw to nervous to approach any of these supposedly 'slutty' girls at college

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>>9426851
Those cheeks.
Too cute.

>>9426867
I love you.

>>9426867
Saw it, she's somewhat cuter than Corwin's version I think it's the smooth legs

Darf's new fic sucks

>>9426906
Slutty doesn't mean they'll have sex with socially awkward guys who've never touched a woman.

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>>9426530

Good night, guys.

>>9426906
Why would you want to.