My little Sweetie thread.OLD HORSE >>9417902
>not markedfuck off marker in other thread
Ahh~I love the smell of a fresh horse in the evening~
WHY WONT IT DIE
name your favorite pony and I will tell who you are
>>9422863celestia should puni luna
>>9422910Applejack is sure a big pony huh?
>>9422889Rainbow Dash 3 seasons running
>>9422895What is this?
>>9422928sex tape of ME fucking UR MOMhows that
>>9422886why are you so cute, dash?
>>9422937You take that back my mother is a classy mare!
Rainbow dash just looked at you crossways. What are you going to do about it?
>>9422928a real horse sucking a dick
>>9422941She really is cutest pony.
>>9422951Are... Are you going to make me study internal pony anatomy?
>>9422961go home, get drunk, and jerk off to pone
>>9422961Oh yeah?!Well then I'll look at her diagonally!
So great news, my new PC is coming in the mail tomorrow and I'll be putting it together ASAP. This means I'll hopefully be able to stram drawing again, among other things.To celebrate, have some loli-belle.So what's shakin'? I hear we were /m/ up in here.
>>9423007Dude did you get a dell?
>>9423007My parts are coming saturday. I've been using a laptop for the past 6 years, really looking forward to having a desktop again. Only thing I'm worried about is fucking up the processor because my hands shake.
>>9423019Nope, got parts, gonna' build it up when the final pieces arrive tomorrow.
>>9423031They're ZIF socketsJust drop it in and press down the cover and leverNo risk of damage if you don't touch the pin array on the mobo
>>9422986Does she work at it or was she just born that way?
>>9423054I've never put one together myself, do they come with thermal paste?
>>9423019I want to see a Dell Dude pony.
fuck you MLPGhttp://vimeo.com/62395510
Update again, and it's looking pretty awesome. Thanks for participating, everyone.The rules: at least re-draw your frame, that's it! If you want to take another frame, feel free, but try and leave some for everyone else.
>>9422793Will human ponies be vegetarians? Could they do that intelligently without hammering it in? Or are they going to eat pepperoni pizza and burgers and ignore their upbringing. They won't even mention their pre-human vegetarianism are they?
>>9423055Just born that wayalthough she does occasionally like to visit Rarity's for pretty dresses
4chan's always been a place of rage, but it really feels worse than usual lately.
>>9423068YeahYou're gonna want to replace it and the heatsink if you want to overclockThe stock intel cooler is extremely good if you don't
>>9423079And the progress.
>>9423068It's usually stuck to the bottom of the heat sink if you're using a stock fan
>>9423079is it cheating if I drew this before the project got abandoned last time?
>>9423079>>9423095>that misplaced shadowbolt leader
>>9423095Is that a disgusted shadowbolt?
>>9423088I hope she gets some more time with her doing fabulous things in S4.
>>9423095I think that bottom left one is one below where it should be
>>9423095There's a pretty weird range of villanry in this image. Like the literal avatar of chaos and destruction to some jocky guys who are kind of dicks to people.
>>9423095>>9423111Why did this get abandoned last time? Who was in charge of it?
>>9423125WHAT IS SHE EVEN DOINGGGG
>>9423111Not at all! If your panels haven't been covered, and they aren't just a copy/paste, turn them in again.>>9423115>>9423126#beefFixing it, one moment.
>>9423078reminds me of that one drawing of anon "shooting" fluttershy and she falls over
>>9423133Lack of interest.
>>9423139What are you even doing?
>>9423125>RIP Crazy legs
>>9423094I got an i5 3570k. I should've picked up a heatsink and some arctic silver, didn't think to at the time.
>>9423139The animators will never tell us that secret anon, stop trying...
>>9423139I know what she ISN'T doingYou!
>>9423181if you buy a custom heat sink it will probably come with some paste anyways
>>9423167Long live Kicky Little Legs
>>9423197its a TF2 joke, PinkieYou wouldn't get it
>>9423194That hurts more than I'd like to admit.
Alright, here's the proper list of available squares.
>>9423218She actually likes my story about me falling in love with her, having sex with her, and cuddling her through the night?
Why hasn't Twilight's father been forced into a breeding program to create an army of super ponies? His two children are both exceptional.
>>9423247I think the picture would imply she thinks it's so outlandish that she's laughing.
>>9423243>falling asleep against that big fat guyYou will never know that feel
I'm considering watching GnP (Girls und Panzer). Should I?
>>9423264I could be your big fat guy anon~
>>9423259But then that would imply she thinks Daring Do is so outlandish that she's laughing.And she took Daring Do seriously.
>>9423264>you will never fall asleep against a big bulky pony
>>9423253Or he won the lottery twice. Maybe they wasted all the good juice on them. Their third child would be retarded.So basically Cheese.
>>9423264I didn't need these feels right now, anon..
What would Rarity's Persona look like?
>>9423286That's probably a good pointAlright you can have Dash enjoying your Fanfiction.
Fluttershy just fell in love with you
>>9423253How do you know it's not the mother that's part of the masterrace?
>>9423307Why are sports related .gifs so fucking funny.I don't even like sports.
>>9423302>inb4 Snails is their little brother.
>>9423316The exoticness will wear off when she realizes I'm just a hairless, two-legged and less interesting version of a pony.
>>9423309I'm thinking your stereotypical rich bitch look
>>9423253Yeah, Shining Armor sure is exceptional. As in, he would be a good character EXCEPT....
>>9423337 >less interestingSo you're saying you're a perfect match for her?
>>9423326>He thinks females are the superior species.
>>9423337She still keeps Angel around and he's an asshole.All you gotta do is comfort her when she's scared or sad and you'll be plowing yellow pegasus for the rest of your life.
>>9423330I don't know... but I laughed for hours thinking of this one.
>>9423353Someone draw marker pony as a ghost.
>>9423330They just are!
>>9423331oh shit that's cutealso, pretty fapworthy
>>9423336>not derpyHe fucked a pegasus mare once.
>>9423356Might be cool. Would I have to go to her butterfly watching competitions?
Shit, I don't think I'm gonna be able to post those wing massage drawings today. I'll get some more done, then just post em tomorrow.Any ideas in the meantime for Human Renne draws?
>>9423309Because she-HEE likes royalty HO
>>9423380Na Dash is in her perma friend zone and has that covered.
>>9423367Seriously, I laugh at almost every single one.
>>9423350>>9423356Hmm. Okay, this might work. I would take Fluttershy out on one date to see if there's any chemistry.
>>9423389They are fucking hilarious.
>>9423326Celestia had her genetimancers take Twilight's mother's DNA and mix it in with her father's balls. Now every single one of his sperm carries the best of both their DNA.
>>9423353>>9423371>"Boop boop! Ghost marker pony boop job!">"Would you stop yelling that?"
>>9423389Sports are silly things for silly people.
>>9423330they just are
Well. Someone is mad.
>>9423414I was waiting for this one to be posted.
>>9423427I was actually at that gamesaw that gif later and couldn't stop laughing
Excuse me MLPG, but what is this pony's name?
>>9423390Good idea. I'm sure she's keeping a Lab with all those animals.
>>9423438For a second I thought that kid pulled his own pants off without standing up.I wish I could do that.
>Rarity smiled and winked at her. "So do you, Princess Twilight. So do you!"
>>9423427What the fuck is up with that guy
>>9423467he probably saw the camera and decided to be funnynot to ruin the gif or anything
>>9423414Do you have the one with text?
>>9423440He mad alright
>>9423447That would be William Halverton the III Esq.
I prefer animal gifs.
>>9423440>I love to watch it and I'm 10.I am glad this was not around when I was 10... the forum posts that would have been
>>9423427Holy damn that guy below him has massive ears
>>9423490Animals are cool too.
>>9423459you can if you buy the right pants
>>9423440Did this man just wake up from a coma or something?
>>9423467trying to be funny
>>9423513This is not enough pone.
>>9423513>color me pretty, /co/!
>>9423505Memes are annoying as shit, but holy fuck that guy was a boss.
>>9423503I love cats.
>>9423529What if pony colored you?
>>9423440I can understand people not liking this showBut am I wrong for thinking that FIM is OBJECTIVELY a fairly good family friendly show? Or at least better then what you ussualy get? Or at the very least an improvement on past generations?
>>9423505The meme faces drop the value a bit, but otherwise that was fucking awesome play.
>>9423482I'm afraid not.
>>9423554I prefer dogs.
>>9423529I remember doing that.It was nice.
>>9423505>>9423544I like imagining how much fun football would be if everyone was armed with pool-cues and garbage-can lids, and imagining this guy dodging a dozen guys trying to spear him is just awesome.
i only like pony gifs
>>9423574yesit's shitlps is what you want for an actual good show
>>9423554>>9423490Why do people feel the need to put captions on everything
>>9423356>>9423390Depends how well she can suck a dick
>>9423558What if pony colored you white?With semen?
>>9423582>inb4 nanaki joke
>>9423490If pony was animals, Fluttershy would be a feinting sheep
>>9423558>My Little Human Coloring Books!>Dave at his desk!>Tom in his car!>Susan riding her bicycle!>Jerry doing his taxes!
>>9423574No, because it is an objectively good show. People just have a hate on for it because it's popular and a portion of the fandom are a bunch of attention whoring fags.
>>9423586I like pony .gifs, but there aren't enough of them and a lot of them are terribly animated by shitty people.
>>9423583remind me to make another template or something for another thing along those lines.
>>9423602>You will never help a human with their taxes>tfw no number party
>>9423388>perma friendShe give her the B, that's pretty serious for pony.
>>9423626Pinkie Pie would be the best accountant.
>>9423349That was actually kinda funny
>>9423586you are a faggot
>>9423602>Sam in the hospital!>Jim getting a drunk!>Nancy paying her rent!>Tyrone holding up a store!
>>9423586>not animatedfuck you I stared at that shit for like a minute
>>9423631Yeah, it's a sign that explicitly means "I have no sexual interest in you and never will" in pony society.
>>9423636Pinkie would make filing taxes fun.
>>9423602>Jerry>even able to read, the dumb fuck
>>9423645I didn't know Fluttershy played handegg
>>9423652>Tyrone always talks in rhyme.
>>9423626>you will never discuss humans again
>>9423655>implying boop is not the lewdest sing
>>9423636Why do you think she's apprenticed to the Cakes? She's learning to cook the books.
>>9423645>that guy falling from the left
>>9423645Pfffhahaha what the fuck.
>>9423591Pinkie is better at that
>>9423676See? Right there. Rainbow Dash saying "we'll never fuck."
>>9423700Pinkie Pie is already in love with Smile and ReiDuran, though.
>>9423636>Hire Pinkie Pie as your personal accountant, mostly as a joke and thinking she;ll be fun>She calls you in>"Anon, according to everything you gave me you owe a lot of back taxes. I'm going to need all your pay stubs for the last five years to sort this out.">You are really dissapointed >And poor
>gifsI'm beginning to wonder why almost all of my gifs involve violence
>>9423680holy shit this is great
>>9423704what ever nerd
>>9423674Why is this so sexy?Why would the animators do this?
>>9423676>that look of pitying amusement she gives Fluttershy at the end
>>9423676What is the tier list of how lewd acts are considered among ponies if touching hoofs is at the bottom and hardcore cuddling is at the top?
>>9423613>"Hold on there, pardner.">"Don't, mmf, move, I'm almost there.">"Yer gonna look so pretty when I, I, I aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHPALOOSA!">"That, whew, color suits you, Anon."
Fuck it MLPG, we're not doing anythingLets come up with official canon My Little Humans. characters, names, setting, mannerisms, everything
>>9423719Nah man don't worry about it.
>>9423731Wow, even above penetrative intercourse?
>>9423729It does look like a lot of fun to boing boop a pony nose, look at how her whole face jiggles.
pone gifs you say
>>9423727because ponies are fucking sexy and the animators know it
i drew thisdo you rike it
>>9423746Intercourse is super casual, doesn't mean anything
>>9423676>Rainbow Dash makes Fluttershy like being booped against her will>>9423713Marker Pone boops herself in front of a bunch of impressionable kids
>>9423739>"Why does it always feel tingly when you do that?"
>>9423746that's pretty low on the listSomewhere around "holding the door open"
>>9423726I like you, anon.
we gifs now?
>>9423652>Coming up next on My Little Human, Tyrone gets shot by a store owner and has to find a hood doctor or risk the cops finding him at the hospital.
>>9423765So nobody is allowed to hug children
>>9423764I don't really care about the content of the image itself but it looks nice man.
>>9423764Yes, very much.
>>9423719because you are 14
>>9423764Can she defeat the ladder?
appleshy is better
>>9423731In ascending order:>Being at the same social event>Standing next to each other>Talking together>Doing stuff together>Actual physical contact (hoof to fur)>Touching their mane (hoof to mane)>Booping>Touching hooves>Light cuddling>Hardcore cuddling>Rubbing noses
>>9423782We been .gifs for a while now nigga.
>>9423764I'd hug it
>>9423798indeed, gifs are meant for love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_jh06UVi2cSkip to 50s Observe.ADORABLE HEALTH CONDITIONS!
>>9423764Draw something else.
>>9423765So does cuddling gently under the covered mean anything?
>>9423798>typical yankees fans
>>9423798I don't like that I find violence so alluring, it bothers me to be honest
>>9423744>twilight is David>pinkie is Zack>rarity is Alex>applejack is Daniel>fluttershy is Chris>dash is Chad
>>942376410/10 it's alright
>>9423836>that gif>that video where he just starts fucking a crack whoreThat man is /b/ incarnate.
>>9423841ur weird m8
>>9423848>No TyroneYa dun goofed Nobody
>>9423772>"Ignore that, pardner.">"Rub it intoa your skin like a good little human like ah taught 'cha while ah get cleaned up."
>>9423778This is odd to meSpiders are EXTREMELY territorial creatures. Having two in proximity to each other ussualy results in a death. I can only imagine these are a fresh clutch from a brood, but they're so big
>>9423719All of mine have dicks in them
>>9423719is he okay?
>>9423731>Go out to dinner with pony>she slides her hoof up your leg beneath the table>tells you she's going to cuddle you cross-eyed when you two get home
>that's so pony general thread with more sports gis then pony gifs
>>9423896he went into a coma and died a few days later
>>9423872And that's why you don't use concussion grenades when storming a methlab
>>9423879>I don't even get to help him wash upokay ;_;
>>9423872>the piss tries to enter MLPG
>>9423798>The Scout in real life
>>9423911Ill use concussion grenade whenever the fuck I want
>>9423911Is that what fucking happened?I thought the occupant rigged the door or something.
>>9423921>implying MLPG hasn't been piss for sometime nowWake up anon.
This needs to be pony-fied.
>>9423915Rub it in. Feel it tingle as it works its magic.
Any last minute ideas for Rarity's persona?>tfw you want to post a picture that has perfect ross joke potential, and is relevant to the persona pone crossover pic you're drawing, but it's too big
>>9423814Whats the difference between light and hardcore cuddling?
>>9423911Might be either
I have so many beast gifs that I want to post
>>9423942Only one pony will do.
>>9423940no anonyou are the piss
>>9423814>talking togerther>Standing next to each otherlol
>>9423787Not sure>>9423848Are you allowed to hug children?
>>9423826love isn't real
>>9423947It's just so warm and tasty!
>>9423848>Applejack is meI....honestly I dont know how to feel about this
>>9423868do you have a link to the video, havent seen it in a while
>>9423814How do they make children?
>>9423995You think you have it bad? I'm stuck with Fluttershy. I'll switch with you.
>>9423963I agree Sweetie would be a perfect choice.
>>9423964I was even gonna' name it "ross draws persona fanart".Be warned, you might not like what you see.http://i.imgur.com/wABfzsw.jpg
>>9423983That would piss me off so much.
>>9423982>>9424002Just when I take my trip off, too.
>>9423873That would be Zecora
>>9423940>>9423970You can tell that MLPG isnt the piss becuase MLPG is almost alwyas pissed off!
>>9424043I actually didn't mean to do that, sorryI'm not sure how that ended up in the name field
>>9424025Oh, so they use Bigmac.
>>9424025That lasts all about fifteen seconds. Ponies are all about the foreplay.
>>9423992I don't know where to go with this.
>>9424023Honeslty I'm fine either way. I dont not like any of the ponies. Applejack just seems like such an off match, Fluttershy tooI'd much rather have Pinkie
>>9424081>Implying you're like PinkieYou are a friendless faggot.
>>9424061I want to sniff Dash's smelly, sweaty petite feet and suck on her long, slender toes
>>9424077reminds me of this gif
>>9424099First Person Dash foot massage fic where?Darf pls
>>9424065Me eitherOh well!
>>9424096I never said I was like PinkieI just like Pinkie
>>9424101I'd sleep with Dash.I bet that would be a cozy nights sleep.
>>9424065It ends with melting into a puddle of cumThen he absorbs you to spray on the next human
>>9424112oh god why do have that
>>9424035It's funny because the artist's name is TheAmericanDream.
>>9424061>Their foreplay is just cuddling>Lying on the couch with you on top of them is foreplay for them>You do it for hours every night>Your waifu thinks you're the most passionate lover she's ever known>That and the half hour of actual fucking
>>9424101Too small for fucking.
>>9424125I'd sleep with any of the mane 6 nonsexuallyThey are too cute
>>9424127Nah, I don't think that's how it works>>9424129because it's arguably the greatest piece of Braeburn fanart that exists
>>9424044>He's an evil incantatrix, and he does wicked dances...
>>9424141perfect for sucking
>>9424135*them on top of youDo not crush your pone
>>9424152FINALLYSomeone who I can call my nigga.
>>9424152But what if they all wanted to have a sleepover and they all brought you pajamas with their individual cutie marks on them and you had to pick?
>>9424152>>9424166Ponies would be so warm and soft, I'd let them sleep with me to keep warm in the winter
>>9424141Well, we last longer. So with that spell, we win.
>>9424168obviously I'd take the set with the best pony's mark on it
Pony related gif
>>9424184YesssThis is the best thing that could ever happen.
>>9424187But they've got magic. Twilight and Rarity can do things that would bring you to your knees.
>>9424168You put them all on and have a laugh with them. Then you thank them all and then you have one for everyday of the week. Except Sunday, Sunday is naked day.
>>9424168I would honestly tell they they are all being very creepy and making me trying to take sides when there's no reason to, also I'm already wearing jammies why would I change Can we just like all snuggle up together?
>>9424168>Rarity's are silk>Applejack's are flannel>Fluttershy's are fleece
>>9424141Who knows what horrible malformation she's forced on you
>>9424208>Rainbow Dash's are just a pair of boxers
>>9424168I'd coerce them into sucking my dick and eating each other out under the guise of a truth or dare game
>>9424133oh gosh, really? I was looking for a text font from the game, and this showed up instead.
this is the best ponoegifbecause that feel ;_;
>>9424208>>9424217I can't decide!
>>9424228>Fluttershy forgets to take her medication
Darf's fic about Lyra and Bonbon getting fucked by a horse got me hard as fuck
>>9424168DID SOMEONE SAY SLEEPOVER?
>>9424201>Sexual magic is extremely tiring>Twilight is the best fuck in Ponyville if it wasn't for the fact she's an aspie>Even she can only give mind shattering orgasms once a month>You can just fuck and fuck and fuck like it's nothing>Twilight is convinced it's some kind of ape magic, no species could be that good naturally
>>9424141>having sluthorse make derogatory comments about your manhood>having her potentially turn it into some hideous log>having her take advantage of your sensitive mindset as she has her way with your now inert dildo of a penis
>>9424141>It's just I'm used to a little more size>Your waifu didn't stay true for you
>>9424254Pinkie Pie probably tells the best ghost stories. RD learned all the ones she knew from her.
>>9424099She would punch you if you did that and tell you to stop, even though she's obviously getting off on it so hard that she can barely contain herself.
>>9424254I'm in my 20s and a manWhy do I want so much to have a girly sleep over with cartoon colorful ponies?
>>9424264I love technology.
what if pone came to a sleepover naked
>>9424283>filename humorI admit, I chortled.
>>9424289because they're kinda sexy
>>9424293She'd get raped.
>>9424275I will never understand.
>>9424293naked ponies in sleep overs is canon.
>>9424293I'd have to dare all her friends to get naked too
>>9424289I do to anon, I do too.
>>9424289Because you want a chance sleep in RD's high-hanging hammock
>>9424289It's obvious you had no meaningful contact in your youth.
>Go on the sub>Night of the Were EdWhat
>>9424296But I dont want to doink poniesI just want to kinda hang out and maybe lay down together
>>9424314>She coloured in the posterPOWRight in the feels
>>9424250Good shit, one of the only pone related things I've ever cum to.
>>9424314This is terrible.I'd give the little pony a home.
>>9424289Because that wasn't part of your childhood and now you feel like you've missed out.Because you would get to hang out with ponies and feel uninhibited and not have to pretend to be anybody, you can just enjoy their company and games without guilt. Because colorful cartoon ponies would be better friends than any humans you could ever meet.
>>9424324>maybe lay down together>not lie downyour subconscious is telling you to get layed by a pony
>>9424333She has a homeIt's called the street
>>9424333Me too.IN MY PANTS!
>>9424338I was fairly normal until I was 12 and had a good group of friends, and had plenty of sleepovers.
>>9424314How the Hell does the pony written language work?
>>9424314>colored in posterWhy won't they just show her parents? Honestly 10 seconds of them waving to her goodbye and Scoot acknowledging that, yes, those are her real parents.
>>9424333But what if she became rebellious?
>>9424354Anon don't be a dick.
>>9424333That picture is cute. But the text is creepy as hell.
>>9424365To her room for the rest of the day.She can come down for dinner.
>>9424363because this fanon is good but too edgy to ascend to canon
>>9424362Ponies are part of the great Mother Russia!
>>9424363Because it's never been important enough.
>>9424338>Because that wasn't part of your childhood and now you feel like you've missed out.You know MLPG, a lot of time you are full of shit with this feel stuff But now I think I need to go sit quietly somewhere
>>9424324>>9424324>I dont want to doink poniesEverybody says this, but I'd bet there's not many who could refuse it pone started coming onto them, making bedroom eyes and rubbing up against them, saying filthy things in her innocent voice
>>9424363Because the collective brony outcry would destroy Hasbro
Alright, what symbolic creature summon thing is about to appear before Rarity?
>>9424127>barely able to retain a general approximation of your previous shape>when he returns from the shower your only choice is to ooze back up into his urethra and into his hot, cozy balls>you have weeks to recuperate until another human shows up>you hit him in the chest and splash across his face, arms, crotch and the bed underneath>you are eager to have your old form back, and as Breaburn leaves you put your plan into motion>slowly, you ooze your way up the insensate human's body and into his warm mouth>his tongue swirls around his mouth as he starts to suck you down>you stretch towards his stomach first, then his gut, and finally spread throughout the rest of his body>bits of yourself leak out of his skin as you consume all the unnecessary fleshy bits>before long you have a body again>a body to inhabit>a body to mold as you see fit>Braeburn will be so surprised
>>9424372The hell is creepy about that?
>>9424376But what if she just opens her window and flet awa-PFFAHAHAHAHA
>>9424391if brony outcry meant for a hill of beans, Derpy wouldnt not be dead
>>9424366Is Scootaloo too real for you?
>>9424410Derpy is only dead because feminism is more powerful than anything else
>>9424400I can't explain it! Its just is I'm sorry anon.
>>9424418>tfw no dooks to stram gf
>>9424418>you will never carry pony around on your shoulder as you go about your day
I can't believe it. We went all over the place today.We saw >>>/a/, >>>/v/, >>>/vg/, some >>>/u/, even >>>/m/, and now we are now doing >>>/wsg/, all inside MLPG.Never change, MLPG.
>>9424426>feminism is more powerful than anything else>americamy sides!
>>9424413I don't understand.
>>9424390I'd completely lose it if they started licking my manhood with those big, soft, wet tongues. I'd just give in to my desires, there'd be no holding back.
>>9424431that uhthat wasn;t supposed to be a link
>>9424413>Bronies: WE HAVE TO MAKE IT ALL DARK AND EDGY
>>9424418I never post that one because people always shit on it for some reason.
>>9424445How about /3/?
>>9424390>saying filthy things in her innocent voiceThis is the one that gets me, Pinkie especially.
>>9424411Its symbolicfor a boner
>>9424445My favorite days are where the conversation just flows naturally. Reminds me of based old chill late night threads
>>9424363Because they're saving her family life for a potential episode plot. It's unreferenced and not set in stone. They can still give any background they want to give her. Maybe even keep the handicap in somehow. Or maybe she was adopted as a child by earth ponies. Then they could explore who her real parents are.Or maybe she is homeless.See how many fanon ideas we can come up with? Imagine actual skilled writers. They're not going to throw away potential for a few seconds of her waving to some adult ponies so bronies can relax. That would be pandering.
>>9424455>tfw you realize "dark and edgy" and "black and red" literally go hand-in-hand
>>9424478>based old chill late night threads>old
>Braeburn will never have closeted gay sex with you>He will never be incredibly homophobic and deny that there's anything gay if he's only pitching, not catching>He will double-never be up for cuddles or any of that pussy shit, instead leaving you covered in his cum as he shamefully dresses and leaves before spitting on you
This is very offtopic but it's driving me crazy cause I think I'm hearing sound effects from Zelda Oot from 0:45-1:05, anyone confirm?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnfQ1kmh8hw
>>9424445no surprise.who truly does not love the small horse?
>>9424499I'd rather Thunderlane.
>>9424483>Maybe even keep the handicap in somehow.I hope not, it's just not very interesting and would probably cause drama at this pony.
>>9424478Until some asshole steps in and goes:>pony relatedstop posting this meta shit!And report it until the no fun janitor shows up.I understand being annoyed by it during the season, but it's a means of survival come hiatus time.
>>9424499Fuck off, seriously.
STOPMEXICAN SCOOTALINA TIME
MLPGHow do I know if I love Pinkie Pie too much?When do things get unhealthy?
>>9424529When you start dressing in a Pinkie suit and jacking off to your image in the mirror.
>>9424529When you fall asleep at night, chasing away the depression by thinking of holding her in your arms.
>>9424529Everyone loves pank
which VA is prettiestI think it's Nicole, Libman comes in close second. Tara is a revolting titty monster.
>>9424527"We gonna do something or what, papi?"
>>9424529When you start kissing your monitor.
>>9424527i cant fucking stand that picture
>>9424550>implying that picture is not god tier
>>9424545Would she scream out "AY PAP!" while you massage her wings?
>>9424542Nah man, I think we would all be too far gone if that was the case.
>>9424545>Casual sex with a traumatized, lifeless scootaloo who just lays there and takes itWhy is this so appealing?
>>9424550I think it's pretty cute.
>>9424559Your opinions are stupid
>>9424550I just saved it and now I'll be sure to post it as often as possible~
>>9424566You like casual sex don'tcha Anon
>>9424566It's not.You're just fucked in the head.
>>9424570You are stupid>>9424575Señor Sombra.
>>9424574jesus christ spoiler that shit
>>9424579Gilda sex is nice and all, but I kind of like the traumatized aspect, too. Then again, if Gilda wants to fuck the shit out of me until I scream from pain and beg her through my tears to stop, I'm fine with that, too.
>>9424586Your mum is stupid!
>>9424562Most of what she'd say during pleasure would be in Spanish
>>9424574>>9424527Two topics in one
>>9424545I want this Scoots to humiliate me and smoke while blowing me at the same time
>>9424620How can you humiliate some one while simultaneously GIVING a blowjob?
>>9424620Putting out her cigarette on your stomach while she deepthroats you>mocking you for squirming
>>9424639Who said that!?
I'm sad, MLPGWould pink pony make me less sad?
>>9424642>Somewhere in the world Gilda wipes away a tear of proud joy.
>>9424591She really doesn't get that involved It's just a quick lay before she goes off and works the graveyard shift at the local gas stationThough on her days off she might offer to step up the game a bit
>>9424672noshe hates youespecially your stupid hat
>>9424579Gilda would ride you until she got off, then dismount and go clean up, leaving you with nothing but a swift pat on the butt.She wouldn't even have to get dressed because she'd only have taken off her pants.
>>9424687Bu..but Pinkie hates no one!
>tfw fringe fetish>tfw picky about fap material
>>9424726no she hates no ponyshe's really racist against humans
That Pokehidden game would be improved 100% if genders were all flipped.
>>9424672Yes. In fact, I'm doubling your dose of ponk. If you have any problems, call me in the morning.
>>9424732>Fringe fetishJohn Noble is pretty sexy.
>>9424745>pokehiddenshit tier artist
>>9424743I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now...
>>9424687But I dont even wear a hat!
>>9424732that fucking feel
>>9424780>she put one on you while you weren't looking>its a propeller hat
>>9424620>Scootaloo casual strokes you, only half-interested in the task while enjoying s a cig>occasionally takes the cig out to blow smoke over you from crotch to tip
>>9424804But that would be cool as hell
I feel like drawing things like hiimdaisy does tonight, what other pones are good to insert into the jokes?
>>9424807>right as you're starting to cum she stubs her cigarette out on your balls
>>9424503I don't hear it
>>9424846at 1:04 there's the sound of link falling, I think.I might just be going crazy though
>>9424821>It isnt pink>it's purple>she accuses you of "cheating" on the other hat she got you
>>9424832are you on the drugs again tan
>>9424832I bet none of you butt lords even read Cucumber Quest
>>9424802>You will never execute a bug chaser
>>9424868>fallingactually more like getting hit with something
>>9424832Draw more cd!Stallions.
>>9424873No, just been in an on and off comatose state for the past 3 days, sleeping too long and waking up in the dead of night. Messes with a man.
>>9424894Seconding thisShining Armor preferred but not required
>>9424835I'd prefer if she just licked my cockhead, but she can do whatever she has to do
>you will never have a horse as amazing as thisSearch your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>9424807i'm glad you've finally seen the light, anon.
>>9424878You now realize that every cap of "bug chasers" we've seen came from ERP about it.
>>9424915>Blueblood and Shining Armor crossdressing together>"bro, you're such a fag..."
>>9424878bug chasers aren't as bad as bug givers or whatever the counterpart fetish is.
>>9424925That is actually trueWhere could I ever find a horsey that loves me for me so unconditionally and completely?
>>9424921http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_jobI would die if she did this
>>9424956>implying lyra loves you
>>9424915thirding. not even a porn thing just think it's cutesomebody should do shining armor in Twilight's simple dress from S&E
>>9424925I'll never have a horse at all, Anon...
>>9424956In your dreams.>>9424961In an alternate reality.
>>9424951They call themselves 'gift givers'. Not kidding.
>>9424956>Think Lyra loves you unconditionally>lose your hands in an industrial accident>she dumps your ass before you leave the hospital
>>9424983>now you have no hands and no pony
>>9424972You will always have a horse in your heart anon.
>>9424959>all that wasted cum
>>9424996GET IT OUTGET IT OUT
>>9424988>no hands>can't tie a noose>can't shoot yourself>can't lift yourself over the side of a buildingthe ultimate hell
Discord > Chrysalis > NMM > Donut Steel
>>9425003GOD HAS NO MORE POWER HERE THAN YOU DO
>>9424996But anon, I cant feel my heart
>>9425012>Drown yourselfCome on anon really?
>>9425014more like >>>>Donut Steelguy sucked
/r/ing show accurate picture/vector of shiny
>>9425025It would be hard though, some one would have to give him a hand.
>>9425025>can't turn on the faucet in the tubYOU CAN'T FIND PEACE, ANONTHE UNIVERSE WILL NOT ALLOW IT
>>9425041I'll do it but I need to sleep for now.
>>9425041he has such a tiny ass
>>9425060do you think he's self conscious about his undersized rump?
>>9425041>>9425059oops, never mind, I thought you were asking for a vector of that drawinglike I said, I need sleep
Let's run a pilot.Give me a prompt and I'll try to write it.
why doesnt pink pony love me?
>>9425084he's not a girl
>>9425092Pony related or no?
Twilight Sparkle ins a princess and everyone is kinda upset about this
>>9425094You're a disgusting ape.She'll never love you.
>>9425092Scootaloo is curious about becoming a mare and asks Dash to teach her things
>>9425112But I bath every day and very gentleWhat am I doing wrong?
>>9425136You're too humanget a pinkie fursuit and plastic surgery to have hooves
shoot, I also need a pic of twilight's dress from her birthday party
I HAVE A RIDDLE FOR YOU MLPGWHAT SLEEPS BUT DOESN'T BREATHE
>>9425155A computeror the dead
>>9425136>humanTHERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
>>9425142What if I just lay down on the ground a lot? Be more at their level>>9425175I cant change what I am!
>>9425150Fluttershy definitely has all those other women beat.
I want to go on a picnic with Fluttershyand maybe cuddle a bit
Good night mlpg.
>>9425199That sounds very lovely, anon.
>>9425199I want to dress her in a hoodies and funny hats
What if the queen of butts ordered you to be her royal butt masseuse
>>9425012>still have a mouth to swallow pills>still have legs to jump off an overpass>still have feet to jump into a lake and drown yourself>still have a voice to hire a hit on yourselfIt's like you're not even trying.
>>9425244I have yet to see pony Fluttershy in a sundress.
>>9425169>>9425165>>9425194>>9425201CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE ALL WRONG. NOW YOU HAVE TO CROWN ME AS BEST HORSE.
>>9425274>still have a mouth to swallow pillsOh, well good luck opening the container.It'll be cyberbully all over again.
>>9425248I would have no choice butt to accept
>>9425284But, Pinkie, you ARE best horse.
>>9425229thank youuuu>>9425232this is sickeningly adorable
>>9425286They're not that hard once you get the hang of it. Assuming you're not fat and have reasonable flexibility, just hold the bottle with your feet, bit the lid, push and twist.Then just vacuum up all the pills like you're a hungry hungry hippo.
>>9424483I was about to suggest adoption myself. I think that would be a really interesting dynamic to introduce.I mean we already have the Apple siblings with canon noparents.
>>9425336did felshiashy ever get finished?
>>9424988>Implying twilight wouldn't have studied your hands enough to build you magitech prothetics.
>>9425232This makes no sense. We already know that AJ can dress herself as prettily as Rarity when she wants to. Remember the dress in Look Before You Sleep?
>>9425358>when she wants toBut she's pretending because she want to spend her time with Rarara.
>>9425304Damn right I am.
>>9425350a really terrible one done while I was half asleep.I think I'm waiting for the weekend for making the real, good one. I want to stream it with my new computer.
>>9425336>HEY TWILY GUESS WHO'S GOING TO BE A PRINCE>ME!>HEY SHINY>GUESS WHO'S AN IMMORTAL GODDESS WITH WINGS>ME!Shiny must have been so pissed
Hey guys, how do I deal with an objectively better person than me
>>9425374OH MAN SO HOT
>>9425374Oh really? Cool. What computer did you get?
>>9425376But he was crying of happiness at the ceremonysee look at his facetears
>>9425384my friend from back home literally had most of a whole computer in spare parts, but they aren't that old. So I bought what else was needed and will upgrade what's coming with it hopefully soonish, if I can get comissions started up soon. It's custom built.
>>9425396He's just imagining how awesome flying would be and how he'll never get to
>>9425378Cum in a bottle for several weeks, mix it with glue, then apply to their front door handle.
>>9425396That's liquid pride, anon.
>>9425393>best hair>not RararaThe fuck were you thinking, nigger?
>>9425396Hes just thinking about surfing, Anon.Literal waves of emotion.
>>9425407I've got a battlestation made of three computers and only one is built with recently-made parts. ALl the monitors are secondhand, too. I know what you mean when you speak of mountains of spare parts; I still have another P4 in the hallway i don't know what to do with, and half a server in the garage.
>>9425356>made from wood, steel and other, more magical materials, they have the full range of motion and functionality of your original hands>And with the wonders of magic - you can control them as if they WERE your own hands.>You can even feel things through them.>You start to cry as you pick up a pencil, or a cup, or a book; writing, drawing, eating and reading on your own for the first time in months.>Twilight is afraid you don't like them, until you pull her into a hug, thanking her for giving you your life back.
>>9425408Shit man, I know I would cry.
>>9425475my bud was originally using it as a linux box when he was learning coding for linux and stuff, but that was for school. because he hated it he never used it that much, so he and another pal of mine slapped on windows onto it and shipped it out here. I bought a replacement power supply and a graphics card for it. I just need to upgrade the processor and maybe ram sometime soon.
>>9425423Go damn it /co/ you ruin me. http://www.photofunia.com/ Have fun MLPG
>>9425510>implying /mlp/ hasn't been playing with that site for eons
>>9425510obligatory nathan on everything
>>9425497I use my 3.4 P4HT as my secondary computer, I have a more modern AMD as my primary. Spend more time on the linux P4 though. It's what I 4chan on. Left two monitors are hooked up to it, only one on the main, then another for the third and a CRT TV for vidya consoles.
What do you guys think my drawing?
>>9425497your buddy is a pretty cool guy
>>9425547Not enough bows.
>>9425475>>9425497>>9425531I have a computer and I have a monitor and a keyboard and a mouse plugged into it.This is all I have ever needed to know.Why is everything so complex :'(
>>9425547damn blaz, you have gotten a lot better.You might want to remove that pencil text in the top right corner
>>9425547Poor girlBeing named David and all
>>9425551Yeah, one of the nicest things anyone has ever done for me really. Super grateful.I'm 2excited though, because hopefully, even though it has a single core processor (anything is better than a celeron) it's specs are still much stronger than this old dell laptop. So I'm really hoping that I can stream on it again. If not, well I'm taking comissions soon.
>tfw job>tfw finally settled a problem with my wages and got about five fortnights of pay backpaid into my account>most money I've ever had in my lifeGonna buy a computer.Gonna finally be able to play vidya games.
>>9425563What if you want to do two things at one time though? Like IRC and Metro and 4chan and Skype ALL AT THE SAME TIMEI swer on me mum I feel like batman when I've got all this shit turned on. Bought me a perfect u-curve desk for it all.
>>9425479>Ponies can build better prosthetic arms than creatures who actually have armsWhy is the world so cruel?
>>9425547>>9425578Ponies wearing bows is so cute.
>>9425547>>9425547>bowie>they eyes match
>>9425563beats me, this is my first venture into the world of building computers. Honestly though, it's super easy, just not the simplest thing. It's like a gundam model, or lego technic.
clear the battlefield and let me seeall the profit from our victoryyou talk of freedom, starving children fallare you deaf when you hear the seasons call?were you there you watch the earth be scorched?did you stand beside the spectral torch?know the leaves of sorrow turn their facescattered on the ashes of disgrace...how bad is the hiatus?
>>9425590>five fortnights>10 weeks>2 and a half monthsHow the hell did it go on that long?How the hell have you been getting on without getting paid for that long?How the hell
>>9425564woops, haha~>>9425597>>9425571She's my new OC. She alla bout Bows on pone
>>9425393Dash hair is clearly the sexiest. Lyra, Colgate, Dash, Derpy, this pony, whatever.
>>9425597It's the cutest.
>>9425590>all of my punch corrections kick in>LOD OF EXTRA EMONEStill didn't spend jack this pay period because the next paycheck that goes through in about an hour will bring my bank account past another milestone. I love seeing zeroes.
>>9425590>tfw 4.50 an hour washing dishes>mining litecoins to the tune of $2 a daygoingtodie.jpg
>>9425611truely it's been a hard life with this thing, but it did get me through highschool.
>>9425648>>9425648>>9425648>>9425648The new horse is here.
>>9425605You'd be surprised. Building a computer is like the adult version of this. And yet many people I know can't figure out which cable goes into which port in the back of the computer
>>9425643>$4.50 an hourWhoah nellyWhat's the point?
>>9425622is that tarkus?
>>9425651I used to have a thinkpad 600E manufactured in 1998. if I still had it, I'd still be using it god DAMN I loved that thing.
>>9425643>Government refuses to raise minimum wage>Senators decide their own payNot meaning to start any /pol/ shit, but that's just fucked up.
>>9425643>$.50 an hourJESUS FUCK WHYJUST FIND AN AUTO SHOPDO OIL CHANGES FOR $9 AN HOURTHEY HIRE ANYONE
>>9425669>Not just buying a x200 or a x6*I fucking love themClit mice and those perfect keyboards
>>9425623Due to paperwork shenanigans I wasn't getting paid the full amount. It was enough to live on.
>>9425661It's literally as easy as skimming through the motherboard manual to see where stuff connects. I built my first computer like twelve years ago with zero experience.
>>9425696No. I want my little buddy back. Fuck trackpads. Gimme dat Win2K goodness.
>>9425665>>9425683its not a real job, im just in between jobs helping a friends restaurantat least it is a tax free $4.50
>>9425675it's a dead horse, feel free to /pol/ all you wantPersonally, I'd rather talk about pony politicians abusing their power, but that's just me
>>9425722Fact: If you ever owned a TP with Win2k you were pretty on top of things at that point in your life.Such beautiful machines.
>>9425590>not saving itgood goy
>>9425730I worked for family for about $80 a week for about 30 hours a week.In fairness I did get free gas but that was only like $30 more a week in value so I was still making sub-poverty wages.
>>9425754Nigga, I'm from /g/ and all I own right now is a laptop. I think it's time I gave Intel some of my shekels.
>>9425778>Intel>not DellTop lel
>>9425789Oh they are too, at least I'm probably going to go for a Dell monitor.
>>9425789Fuck a Dell, buy a MAc.
>>9425814Part of what you're paying for when you get a Mac is so Apple don't have to put Intel stickers on their pretty aluminium chassis.
>>9425838Dat styleI wasn't being serious
>>9425745Your taste is impeccable.
>>9425845If I was a female university/college student, there's no way I'd buy anything other than a MBP. Non-Mac laptops are ugly as hell.At least, the large majority are.
>>9425876>Implying Thinkpads aren't sexyI'm not even jokingI think they're sexy
>>9425893I think you're sexy
What kind of person buys a computer based on how it looks?Think about that for a while.
>>9425893Thinkpads are fucking gorgeous. I think my E430 is fucking handsome, but it's got nothing on my ancient 600E.
>>9425903anon pls, it's much too late and I'm horny enough as is.
>>9425953Goddamnit now I want one off Ebay.
>>9425920That's why custom built desktops are great. You can get a pretty case and high quality internals. There's no compromise.As for laptops, they're all the same shit, so once you eliminate the crap brands you might as well choose based on looks.
>>9425920I will say that Alienware cases are sexy as all fuck. We have some in our lab for game dev students. They've got this side panel that opens up to a hotswappable hard drive bay, just plug it in and go.If I could just buy the case and supply my own guts for it, I would be a happy man.
>>9426137Alienware cases are too gamerr for me. Surely you can find a case with similar functionality that's not as gaudy.
>>9426179Probably, but I haven't really looked as I don't need a new PC for a while. I don't mind the look, but that's just me.
I think she's dead you guys
>>9431968OH MAN ANON I'M SO SORRY
>>9431968no she's not