Old thread: >>9389348Topic: If MLP:FiM were to be an anime, how would it be? How would you want it to be?
>Boku no Horse
>>9393709Boku no Pinkie.Self-explanatory.
>>9393709good sir, I believe it to be anime
>people actually believe diamond dogs is an mlp reference
Wouldn't it be k-on?
>>9393709If MLP were an anime my waifu probably wouldn't be a horse
>>9393709Cute ponies doing cute things.
>>9393709I can picture it being one of these (All of them humanized, of course, since Japan hates anthro):Slice of life, probably on high school. Think Equestria Girls with better production values and non-retarded skin colorsMagical girls, much like Lauren wanted it to be on the first placeHarem anime, BUT WITH A FEMALE LEAD
>>9393709It would be Pretty Cure with ponies
>>9393790The MGS 5 trailer"Diamond Dogs" is mentioned. It's more than likely a reference to David Bowie
>>9393813But in MLP everyone is a horse. Unless you're into Spike.
>>9393709Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, but with young professionals instead of high school students.
When FiM stops being relevant, which pony would most likely go turbo?
>>9393840It's actually a reference to Earthbound.
>>9393873that was probably also a reference to david bowie
>>9393897No it wasn't. David Bowie was a reference to the Beatles.
>>9393909The Beatles was a reference to an obscure 14th century film.
>>9393864Dash obviously>blue>attention whore>likes going fast
>>9393864Toss-up between Pinkie and Twilight.
>>9393864Yeah I'd say dash would want her legacy, whatever the hell it is, to live on.
>>9393926Shit that actually makes tons of sense.
>>9393864Another question is which cartoon would it be?
>>9393953oh paul and george, why you so best beatles
>>9393958Wander over Yonder probably
>>9393948>iron horsecock headwat
>>9393926>>9393938I don't think Dash is malicious or screwed up enough to consider taking over another cartoon.
>>9393961I watch that video frequently because 15 minutes of that song.
Finished Chrysalis/Cadance rape. Over 2000 words a day in three days, so don't expect quality writing. (Hurr durr, nobody expects quality writing from me.)http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93452/espionageIt gets a little dark for my tastes, but whatever.
>>9393990RIGHT?! It has such a good loop!
>>9394014I can't read it right now but UNFChrysalys fucking SA when?
>>9394014unfI love rape
>>9394037I think he said it's happening in that fic
>tfw you will never feel the slick warmth of your pone gf winking and oozing gooey marecream as you bottom her out with no mercy
>>9394014well it's fanfiction so the writing quality is bad by default
>>9394014Jesus, finally, another smutwriter besides darf!
>>9394037I'm going to be absent for a while starting the end of the week. If I get it out before then, then youre birthday came early. If not, keep your fingers crossed for a year.I also hope you like futa on male.
Coke pony = normal looking, cute ponyDiet coke pony = Chubby.Vanilla coke pony = ???How do you picture vanilla coke pony would look like? I like the idea of her having a body that's similar to Fleur's. Best flavour deserves a great body.
I think I am cured of this place. I feel I need to go. Go create something. Not sure where to go or what to do though.
>>9394091UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
>>9394014Chrysalis is the only character I can't for sexual. Bugs are disgusting.
Oh no, it's that time isn't it?
>>9394102>Diet coke pony = ChubbyI've never been this torn in my life.I love chubby pone like nothing else in the world, but Diet Coke is such a vile substance I don't want it anywhere near my mouth.
>>9394102She's a nigger
>>9394104Dr. Manhattan pls
>>9394122Good, more diet chubs for me.
>>9394091I do if he's crossdressing
>>9394142look how happy that horse is, that's a million dollar smile
>>9394100>>9394107Gotta ask nicely, guys.Most of the time people are willing to move if you don't lash out.
>>9394067>tfw she will never start farting and pissing uncontrollably around your cock as you make her cum for the second time
>>9394153PINK HORSE IS VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU DOOKS YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
>>9394182ok, that's pushing it a little nowshe better not do that every time
>>9394168Oh Mr. Fetishfag, would you please be so kind and graceful to move your horsecocks discussion to the old thread, where the ones interested can discuss it there too?
>>9394182>as soon as she touched my toot I came and started tooting
For which pone would you spend a decade working a dead end job so you could earn enough to buy herWould you be happy to work paycheck to paycheck because you don't have the security of a house if you had your waifu?
Guys help, I cant stop playing the song from the MGS5 trailer.
>>9394223link to the trailer?
>>9394168Sir Horsefappington and co., would you be so kind as to move to the previous thread so we don't have to partake in seeing discussions about huffing musky stallion balls?
>>9394223There is no help.I listened to the song in the Dark Souls 2 trailer I don't even know how many times
>>9394234>implying there's any other kind of brony
>>9394191WHAT IFWE POST CUTE PONIES?I like this fanon pair, Elosande did good interactions with them.
>>9394202>>9394237>implying I'm a fetishfagWat.I just said that not being a dick gets you more mileage.
id like it to be a hardcore porn hentai thing. that would be nice to see.
>>9394102What about Cherry Coke?
>>9394253>implying you can outcute pink poofy
>>9394234>It's actually a Virginia meetup>It's the laziest shoop everFor shame
>>9394272What's "dickish" of just saying "to the old horse" ?Some people say "fuck off back to the old horse" too
>>9394253This fanon pair is awesome.
>>9394191PINK HORSE seems to feel PRETTY ORNERY todayWhat will you do?
>>9394193But it's my fetish!
>>9394314Rub her belly.
>>9394205I would woo her with my library of rare books, as she entered the library she'd be overwhelmed by the smell of books, and immediately jump on me with a burning desire for human semen
>>9394067>>9394182>>9394328>>9394348Keep it in the old thread for fucks sake
>>9394314I'd kiss her belly
>>9394314Pick her up and do silly faces to her like this
>>9394205Why would I work a dead end job? Can't I get a good job so I can earn the money faster?I'd be fine either way.
>>9394373warning: anger levels escalating
>>9394168>>9394202>>9394272You could always not pay attention to it, it's really not that bad
>>9394373I wish to make silly faces with pone
*much* *much* *much*
>>9394394Squish her face now!
>>9394424you fucked up
>>9394413Silly faces, huh?
>>9394338>>9394361Your affectionate BELLY RUBS are met with GRUMPYNESS and A GROWLING NOISE>>9394373She SMILES SLIGHTLY (Minus 10 Grumpy points)
>>9394360gb2 ponychan if you can't handle this, pussy
>>9394452>Ponk doesn't like belly rubsIMMERSION FADING
>>9394386Hownew.ruKeep the fetish stuff in the old horse, newfriend.
>>9394466Would you take my fetish post and slide it gently into your pony anus while I massage your teats?
>>9394466That last post wasn't even fetishy though
>>9394464>IMMERSION FADINGI never heard her on the show liking belly rubs, so inmersion was never there to begin with
Why don't you guys just go fetish up the sub
What are you guys doing?
>>9394497All ponies like their bellies rubbed until otherwise stated
>>9394506Ponybrony not now.
>>9394386>>9394460I'm going to assume the both of you are shitposters and that MLPG really hasn't fallen this low.>>9394489>Oh man pone wants my semen unf unf unf
Attention MLPGNight has not yet arrived. Please refrain from UNF until further notice.Thank you
>>9394498Sure is ponychan in here today.
>>9394527Now is not the time for UNF. Now is the time to post waifus.
>>9394527I wonder if that no fun robot is hot underneath that cold exteriorI bet he comes home from a long day of telling people not to have fun and all he wants to do is have a nice housepony to rut.
bat pony > regular pony
>>9394521Why don't you stop with the >nofunallowed ponychan shitposting then?
>>9394527You're not the king of me!
I'm tempted to register you guys a server on Ponynetwork so you can fetish all you want there.
>>9394556Why does that bon bon remind me of those Beatles pictures?
>>9394556Delicious tsun tsun waifus
>>9394584Why would we fetish anywhere but here?
>>9394569Why don't you make a fetish general in the piss like the rest of the shit posters?
What would you do to this pony nonsexually
>>9394626Because we already have MLPG.
>>9394626Why don't you go back to ponychan where the mods can protect you from all the horrible pony sex?
>>9394521Seriously, get the fuck out if this actually bothers you. It's been happening since day 1, stop being such a fucking autist and sperging out over it.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>9394274A filly, maybe?
>>9394647/mlp/ shitposter please go
Is it possible to make a decent side income doing art commissions for furries / ponyfriends?I mean that can't really be that many people out there who will pay $40+ for a drawing right? Must be hard to drum up more than a few commissions a month.
>>9394645I'd certainly stick my penis in her non-sexually, and then cum inside her non-sexually.
Friendly reminder not to reply to the shitposters.
>>9394651>It's been happening since day 1no it hasn't
https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/317077987784810496FUCK YOU MEGHAN
https://ponychat.net/webchat/creator/There, create yourselves an ugly chat and go away.
People kicking up a fit about fetish posts are newblood or piss agent provocateurs. Nobody ever gave a fuck about it, it's a part of the threads, and a negligible one at that.
>>9394654NoYou're notBut I'd marry you in an instant if I had the chance
Who in their right mind who want fetish bullshit to be a legit part of their general's culture? Answer me this.
>>9394704john marstall pls
>>9394651>It's been happening since day 1But it hasn't?
>>9394650Because unlike you, I would get banned instant because I came from MLPG
>>9394714It's been this way for as long as I can remember, so I don't mind it. I just don't partake in it, really
Wow, the hiatus sure does suck.
>>9394714It already is. It's contained to night threads, the ones complaining about it are trying to stir up shit. If you can't ignore things you don't like on the internet, try shmeddit.
>Fetish talk hatingYou can't tell it's not night because there are still shitposters and there's no chill
>>9394787nightpone is still asleep
>>9394787Slowly all things are going to become unacceptable
>>9394651>This is what /mlp/ actually believes.
>waah why don't people enjoy eating my shitSure is /b/ in here.
Can we bring this fetish/fetish hate discussion on the old thread please?>>9389348
>>9394782>it's contained in the night threadsExcept it's not? Every year the fetishfags have the thread by the throat, dont even fucking try to deny this. It needs to stop, really.
>Serenity and Night of the Were Ed storytime on /co/What is this world coming to.
>>9394787You can tell it's still day when the shitposters at night try to sneak in early.
>>9394782>>9394787But it has nothing to do with the show. It's just you half lidded entertaining your penis.
>>9394704>epicShe is missing the point of the show.
>>9394824yeah, i'm sure it'll stop in the middle of the hiatus. Truly, this has always happened before and is a realistic expectation.
>>9394822>Fetish general kids now feel entitled to shitting up the general.>Now that they are being fursecuted they refuse to move.>They need to stand tall and scream about it now.
>>9394787it's the handful of lifers that are here 24/7 because this is their only social outlet
>>9394824Stopping fetish talk is my fetish...
>>9394822Already asked them to, instead they told me to go to ponychan if I don't like off topic fetish discussion. They hurt my feelings Dooks.
How far does scootaloo take her rainbow dash obsession?
>>9394805>dem ear tufts
>>9394870So, attentionwhores from Tumblr?
>>9394891>Not dem leathery sensitive wings.
>>9394833>>9394787are you serious? You people are debating the merits of day vs night threads.What the hell is the point?! It's all mlpg.What if one is better than the other? There is no victory to be had here. In this discussion, no one wins.
This thread sure is going well.
>>9394913There is no day and night, just small pockets of time where the fetish shitposting slows down.
If the mods banned everyone who complains repeatedly about piss, ross, fetish posts, etc there'd be almost no shitposting. It's a handful of guys that are here every day. I guarantee it, try it for even a few days.
>>9394879>Fetish denialHoly unf
>>9394917YEAH PANCAKE FAGS SHOULD GO BACK TO BAKERYCHANWE DONT NEED NO FLATTIES
>>9394931I like to think of it as I am Legend.All the monsters come out at night and try to kill off any last scraps of humanity.
>>9394890It's all an act. She's just trying to build connections with her so she can have a better chance of getting a job when she grows up.
>>9394883Eh, I just want to put my two cents, already did on the old thread, but I doubt they'll listen to me anyways.So, how was that new comic with Nightmare Rarity?I have yet to read it.
>>9394938maybe if people stop shitting everywhere the complaints about the smell would stop
>>9394960Neither have I. Is it on yayponies?
>>9394960Yeah, it's kinda dark.Get it?!
>>9394960WhatNigga get on itIt's not as good as a start as the first arc, but it's pretty good otherwiseI still don't understand why they used S1 Luna, though
>>9394975Pretty much this, if fetish fags want people to stop bitching then maybe they shouldn't give people something legitimate to bitch about.
>>9394987>S1 Luna.>They use her in a video game reference.Calling it now.
Somebody post marker with pancakes pleaseI've been waiting for it for days because i forgot to save it so now I'm just going to have to ask
>>9395012If you haven't noticed they stopped now and it's only you "shitting" up the thread now
>>9394960>Jon is Pinkie>Arin is Twilight
>>9395033Thank you anonymous 4chun user
>>9395052>jon is the fat, obnoxious oneSounds about right.
>>9395035>no anon, you are the shitpostersWhat the fuck ever man, but your shit dont fly.
>>9394980It is!I didn't knew I downloaded it yesterday, but the one I have has a YP filename and watermark, so yeah.>>9394981>>9394984>>9394987>Zombies>SpookyAw yiss, I'll get on it right now!
>>9395052>TwilightSo is Barry rarity or something?
>>9395052>Watching game Grumps.Worse then Hitler.
>>9395052How many chins would Rarity have?
>>9395052>TWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIILIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING>nothing pinkie eat your peassounds about right
>>9395073I really like this artstyleWho drew these?
>>9395081I meant Twilight
>>9395035Implying they are not shitting up the general remotely.Can you not see the strings on your arms, and fingers, Anon?Body control, it's a fetish and you are in on it!
>>9393971Well one of the main characters is a horse.....
>>9395098Cosmo I think
>>9395098cosmo, i think
>>9395098Cosmo did them!
When does nighttime officially start?
>>9395098You actually like that style? I mean, I use the images to call out bait, sure, but the lines are so thick, sharp, and inconsistent it makes me want to gouge out my eyes when I look at it. Maybe I'm just too quick to judge. But the fat that one eye is bigger than the other in that image just kills me.Except this one. It's nice
is there actually anyone here that does NOT post here every day?
Equestria girls hasn't been advertised or shown on the upcoming HUB shows list, does this it mean it got shit canned? http://press.discovery.com/us/hub/press-releases/2013/hub-network-unveils-2013-14-program-slate-238-2382/
>>9395138when shitposting and fetish talk start escalating
>>9394975>>9394931>>9394861>>9394842>>9394833>>9394714>>9394705>>9394700>>9394647>>9394626>>9394584>>9394521>>9394498>>9394489>>9394484>>9394466>>9394168>>9394202>>9394272all the same guy
>>9395138When you leave.
>>9395079>implying Hitler didn't watch the original Game Grumps
>>9395175One of those posts was mine anon
>>9395155I do! I dunno, the thumbnail version looks cute enough, and the ''No problem'' one is adorable
>>9395175Yes, just like it's always that one guy who hates on contributors.God I hate that guy.
>>9395087we need some sort of response to this
>>9395165They could be planning a webseries or direct to dvd release or something
>>9395155That one specifically looks a lot like Braeburned's art. Not so much the others.
>>9395231I wonder why...
>>9395231It's because it is brae's art
>>9395219It's true though.
>>9393709I don' think the world could HANDLE that much autism
Which pony has the most fetishes? Zecora!
>>9395219same guy, he's one of the hateanons too, also the sentenal/steamgroup guy
Protect the one thing you want to protect until the end.
>>9395175Gee, except there were some of my posts in there
>>9395073I mean fuck just look at the shape of her head it's so god damn ugly. FUCK
>>9395138When people stop arguing about things and there's a shitpost/regular discussion ratio of 1:20
>>9395227If it's cancelled I'll do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dmfFLuHIzM
>>9395267But she's a Zebr-oh.
>>9395267Hey scrubbles, did you see that chart with the most used pictures on /mlp/?
>>9395275>random drawfag is ded
>Fetishfags delusionalIs it so hard to believe people are starting to get tired of your shit?
>>9395138When people aren't arguing what should and shouldn't be in the thread.
>>9395275I wonder if pone would get annoyed by humans constantly babying them or if they would enjoy it?
>>9395267>google fetish definitionOHthats funny
>>9395289Yeah, actuallyI really do have no life!
>>9395297Not really. That's why we're here and not on /co/ anymore.
>>9395297filter and ignore the following to block the majority of shitposters:fetishfagspissbreadsentenalsteamgroupross/b/ponychanshitpost
>>9395303>Applejack reacts different when a mare approaches.
>>9395331But Ross has actually been getting better lately. Y'knowWhen he's not posting his super fat stuff.
>>9395348So he hasn't improved at all?
>>9395297>Is it so hard to believe people are starting to get tired of your shit?It isnt, the only explanation is someone wants to stir up shit.>>9395331>easy modeI just cant help but open a hidden post anyway.
>>9395304Depends on the pony and how you go about it
>>9395356noalthough he's never actually tried to improve
>>9395348it's usually a shitpost when the word ross is in the post, thoughmaybe unfilter his name
>>9395366I bet Dash would love it.
>>9395361Who are you anyways?
>>9395356Not that guy but I made him draw pony yesterday.That's something I guess.
>>9395384He's some faggot who keeps posting my waifu and pretending he's not scared of my threats.
>>9393709The animation would be alot worse if it was.
>>9395389>samefags calling others samefags
>>9394710True, but it's just too amusing to reply to them.
>>9395304In my headcanon, that's instinctiveHumans are naturally drawn to treat ponies like pets, scratching their ears and such. The ponies just kind of accept it, neither side completely realizing what's going onAs such, you could be having a heated discussion with Twilight about astrophisics as she's laying on your lap and you're brushing her mane
>>9395380She would never admit to it and it would take forever to get her to. She practically had a crisis over realizing reading can be fun
>>9395410That doesn't answer my question
>>9395361I don't filter either, but this one is pretty consistent in filtering out shitposts, of course a few good posts will get caught though
>>9395413Yes, yes I like this.
>you will never shock a pony's bio
>>9395387Even New Canvas anon could draw a better pony than that.
>>9395401I'll wreck ya mate>>9395422normally people dont want the answer to that question
I don't play video games anymore and I bought all the parts for a new desktop, what recent pc games are any good, I've been using a laptop for the past 6 years
>>9395450Oh, so, you're just an attention whore shitposter? Nice to know.
>>9395443And I love him for that.
>>9395433I hear the new game is racists towards whites
>>9395413>Haning out with Dash, chilling>She keeps absentmindedly nibbling on your shirt and you have to keep stopping her>"Sorry. I"m not trying to start nothing but....you have a loose thread on your sleeve and its REALLY distracting."
>>9395450bonbon is a very distressed pony
>>9395422>>9395450HE WRITES FANFICTION ABOUT WHATEVER HIS WAIFU IS THIS WEEKDoes that answer your question?
>>9395450>Hur i am going to be deep and mysterious.>Even if you were just trying to reason with me~This is why we dislike you, you fucking idiot.
>>9394913I agree, there is no point in arguing about it, because no arguments will change the objective truth that night threads are the best.
>>9395475>not IPing everything you ownjesus christ you nasty thing
>>9395480I actually never saw him posting a story since he started namewhoring.
>>9395468what kind of games do you like
>>9395490>implying you don't do that under Anonymous anyways
>>9395503Tht is because all he is doing is attentionwhoring.even worse then rch does , surprisingly.
>>9394824You need to stop, really.
so did anyone else get annoyed by Rarity filing Dash's hoof in the comic? It really annoyed me
How about everyone watch an episode
>>9395472the bad guys are racist mega-religious anti-labor exceptionalistsbasically the point of the game is to murder everyone at Fox News
>>9395523I was wondering when you were going to show up, resident hateanon!
>>9395506I'm planning on getting some of the graphics intensive shooters, like FC3, Crysis, Metro 2033 because I haven't used a desktop in 5+ years, I forgot how good games look on pc.
>>9394824I have a prescription for you.It's called knowing how to ignore posts.
>>9395540sure why not.
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FAGGOTS STILL ARGUING OVER INANE GARBAGE?SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADYALL OF YOU
>>9395545I'm sure he's the one that's been shitposting about fetish discussion
>>9395535comic creators dont watch the show.pretty much nobody watches this show.
>>9395566I watch the show
There's something wrong with this thread...
So how about them lolis?
>>9395557>MMDWI'm sorry for your lots
>>9395535hooves have no nerve endingsIt'd be fun teasing a petite human Dash by tickling her feet, until she puts you in a headlock.
>>9395535She wasn't enjoying inThat was the joke
>>9395554>If I ignore it then it goes away!Moot cant even take his own advice, look where we are now. Seriously, do we really need fetishes day in and day out? After 3 years of it? Is this MLPG's legacy?
Cute but not for sexuals
>>9395547Perhaps i can recommend Witcher 2?Its a bit hard of an rpg but it has amazing graphics
>>9395503http://pastebin.com/u/AppleDanThey're all pretty terrible and so is he for having so many waifus
>>9395540That's a clever way to do itrollan though i won't watch the resulting episode
>>9395559>garbageOh goddamn it.
>>9395561I thought he just focused on the tripfags here. I don't exactly pay attention to him...
>>9395577I'm ashamed to admit it, but mlpg got me into beast, with all the fatherless videos and pics that used to get bombed in the /co/ threads
>>9395577I'd play with them.
>>9395599I'm simply asking you not to act like a hero who needs to actively do something in this situation. It's something you can't do anything about without throwing a hissy fit that makes you look more of a faggot than the shitposter you're complaining about.
>>9395593Yeah but look at the reaction it gave in the show. Really i think it was just an oversight. nothing major but just a little annoying when you notice it
>>9395600What about cutesexuals?
>>9395587Do you even watch the show?
>>9395602I was planning on getting TW2, it looks great. I never beat STALKER either, that's another one I have to get.
>Seth keeps promoting Fighting is Magic despite of not being pony anymore>Mane6 already got the Skullgirls engine and Faust's designs>Lauren's designs will get loads of fan art>It will keep getting support and promotion in pony sites because it's Lauren FaustLooks this fandom will stop being about pony quite soon and all of it thanks to Lauren.Delicious ironyThis fandom is becoming too meta for me
>tfw reading not pony fanfiction and liking it
>>9395621>I'm also listening to it againI CAN'T STOP
>>9395600Cute and sexual anon.
>>9395650anon there is no such thingthere is cuteand there is sexualbut no cutesexual
>>9395559But that faget from ponychan won't stop complaining about stuff.I'm going to bed now, though. Not bothering to stay up just to argue with idiots.
>>9395645Perhaps Dash trusts Rarity more then the Spa twins with her hooves?
>>9395645I guessBut its not like Dash is now super girly and loves make overs or some other Twilycorn level bullshit
>>9395625>>9395561sentenal/steamgroup/ross anon, bread/piss anon, contributor hate anon, and fetishfag anon are all the same person
>>9395660>Crossover fics and pics with pony and the new charactersmite b cool
>>9395643I'm not trying to come off as a hero, it's just fucking bullshit that I had to move to this shithole and endure another year of this rampant shitposting. And of course everyone jumps on me to say I'm trolling or are the hateanon. I'm just so tired of it.
>>9395660Well the fandom really disliked Hasbro's take on the fan-created game...
>>9395694Hind and go seek sexually
>>9395672>you will never be/fuck a dragon
>>9395609>Ribbon sugar sex bananasIsn't that the title of a Redhot Chili Peppers album?
>>9395678>Twilycorn level bullshitwe literally know nothing about how Twilight is now that she is a alicorn, so how does this even make sense?
>>9395683>Contributor hate anon.But i specified rch, you blind fuck.
what do pone think of interspecies sex?
>>9395686Looking forward to the art
>>9395709>holy dicks he got the referenceYou are my new best friend
>>9395720it's fucking disgusting and I want it
We are not your kind of people
>>9395704How do you even do that?
>>9395720Only humans are all into interspecies sexonly humans, we would fuck any kind of alien speciesponies might be disgusted of the very idea
>>9395746Well all the cmc hide and if I find them then it's their turn to be it. And then we fuck
>>9395733I was just making a joke, but that's pretty fucking great
>>9395746Lock the doors and bar the windows first.
>>9395746You find them and rape them. The best part is they don't even have to know that they're playing!
>>9395694Games, silly. I could help out wherever they need it with their CMC shenanigans.
>>9395708>you will never be qt 3.14 little girl getting fucked by your qt 3.14 dragoniichan
>>9395752You can't be disgusted by something you don't know about.
>>9395752I figured it would be the opposite given there are dozens of sentient species in Equestria
>>9395752>Until one of them tries it.
>>9395752>ponies might be disgusted of the very ideaNot likely.Horses, as well as other animas, are known to approach humans for sex. Animals are smarter than humans. They don't care what fucks them as long as it satisfies their urges.
>>9395776I never saw that movie, but my dad says I'm the real life equivalent of the main character. How bad is that?
>>9395708I just want a dragonbro yo.
>>9395775>Startle the CMC in that scarf.>Watch them shoot off in three different directions, only to end up in a tangled, dazel pile a second later.
Did sentenal say he was leaving forever?
>>9395752Other animals engage in interspecies sex though.
>>9395752>we will make a MACHINE to fuck it.
>>9395660Honestly I'm happy for it and I'm not all that interested fighting games For one you have this fan project which was shaping out to be pretty good, but slapped down by Hasbro because Hasbro. And the show creator herself comes to help them. That sorta shit just doesnt happen everyday, its amazing.Plus its Faust's first video game that she's been a part of, which is also neat. Cross mediums, I love it. We might have a new game to splerg over and also get to watch the hilarity that will be the inevitable reaction to it, on both sides, as with anything even remotely pony. /v/ and /vg/ will be a couple of regular ruse cruises for a while. And plus the whole thing looks like it will just be top notch. The dev team seem to be die hard fighting game guys and making a hardcore dream game. You have a fairly accomplished cartoonist doing character design. You have the SG engine, which as I understand is really something else. It might honestly simply be a good game.
>>9395805>HE NEVER SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGONGENTLEMENGRAB YOUR PITCHFORKSWE HAVE A HEATHEN TO PURIFY
>>9395813Who the fuck cares, honestly.
>>9395805He thinks you are a wimp.
And daytime was so chill today..
>>9395686>>9395732Looks lke you bronies forgot that this was supposed to be about ponies.Oh boy, i can already see how Lauren's designs for the game are going to end up being more popular than ponies
>>9395805You're an awkward goof who can't really do anything right and disappointed his father up until he saves everyone's lives.You save everyone yet?
>>9395808Why is her penis big?
>>9395805anon I'm so sorry
>>9395752>ImplyingPonies live in a world with loads of sentient speciesWe live in a world with just 1They'd be into it
>>9395837I care.Sayonara, Sentenal-chan...I will always miss you.
>>9395847No, but I did get into a succesful career unlike my twin. I am extremely awkward though
>>9395805>tfw dad calls me Sheldon
>>9395747What if ponies got into an argument about weather or not something was bait?Then they would be having a debate!
>>9395805you get your own pet fastest-dragon-in-the-world and the most pristine piece of teenage pussy for a hundred miles in any directioncongratulations, you are alpha as fuck
>>9395810Aw, poor little ponies.
>>9395870What? Sentenal left? I don't believe it.
>>9395868If Zonies, mules, and zonkeys are anything to go by, anyway.
>>9395871Maybe that's what he was referencing. The awkward goof that begins a disappointment, then makes his family and everyone proud
Which ponies would be best and worst to get high with?Worst: Pinkie because she'd never shut the fuck upBest: Dash because she goes fast and likes taking risks
>>9395865hurrh urhrdur haven't heard that joke before.
>>9395898he said he was leaving after Raisin quest ended months ago. It ended, so...
>>9395910I'd toke with flutterbutt
>>9395910I Imagine Twilight would be like Carl Sagan when High.AJ would probably be the worst, just because she's AJ
>>9395883Doesn't he have a girlfriend? The whole nerd culture these days fails to acknowledge how painfully uncomfortable genuine geeks/nerds make people, and how socially stiff and awkward they are.
>>9395931And noone has seen him post since?
>>9395865Why isn't yours big?
>>9395868>>9395900Honestly this is something rarely touched on, especially considering the fandom. Do you think we'd ever see or even have implied a kinda interspecies relationship? Not like going full "the show is now about relationships and other girly stuff" but maybe seeing a background or minor characters who are together?No, Gilda and Dash dont count
>>9395912Why you gotta be like thatWhy you gotta be hurtful
>>9395933She'd probably have a panic attack and ruin everything, but if not, seeing a calm flutters would be interesting
>>9395935>Billions, and billions of books.
>>9395945Some girls find it cute and adorable...
>>9395902I only just got a job and he's been calling me that sense the film was in theatres, so maybe its just foreshadowing of my future life
>>9395805Your dad doesnt like you very much. The main character and his dad have conflict. Its like half the plot of the movie
>>9395946They don't seem to make a very big deal over spike having a crush on a horse. It's probably accepted, humans would be allowed to fuck ponies and vice versa.
>>9395946>especially considering the fandom.Why would the effect what happens in the show?
>>9395810Wouldn't Sweetie get the shit strangled out of her?
>>9395910>Fluttershy with couchlockShe'd be the cuddliest thing everYou'd just sit on the couch eating chips and laughing at anything for hours while she cuddles you
>>9395937The fucktard is still here. I don't even know why, he hasn't done anything to contribute towards anything. But him leaving would be the best thing he can do, that or just kill himself.
sentenal only wanted to be loved
>>9395910Worst: AJ.Best: Rarity because she can afford the good shit.
>>9395969That little thing?
>>9395946It could be touched upon about how love is love regardless of who it is between. So maybe showing a Zebra and Pone, and maybe even two mares
>>9395845But I haven't forgotten about that. Heck I felt Like i got punched in the stomach when I heard about the C&D but seeing the silhouettes has me intersted again. Dissappointed that we'll never get what could have possibly been the best piece of content this fandom produced though
>>9395969They're liarsSmall cocks only look good on traps
>>9395985I love him.
>>9395969mine looks like a banana curving upis that cute
>>9395976Oh yeah, keep forgetting about Spike and Rarity.I wonder what it is he sees in her, as a dragon.
>>9395986>she can afford the good shit.she buys from Fluttershy
>>9395983hateanon pls go
>>9396000It's good for missionary
>>9395983>Hateanon on any name. trip or just all around contributor in the general.>"My only regret was not killing them all myself."
>>9395969I like them too. I'm not a girl, though.
>>9395985He was a nice guy. I don't know why that other anon is always bashing him.
>>9395994A shame, but honestly things might be better this way, in the long run
>>9395981>couchlockthere's a thin line between falling asleep and being really relaxed, heavy indicas don't work well in social situations for me, I just eat and take a 3 hour nap
>>9396002He was raised among ponies. Being attracted to ponies is really the only logical outcome.
>>9395985He tried too hard.
>>9396000>>9396011>see her stomach bulging everytime you thrust
>>9395979No I mean like I rarely see it even with full on shitty brony OCs, but it seems like something that WOULDIt just doesnt seem to come up much
>>9396021>nice guyDude is always sperging out about something about bronies or the piss. If that's a nice guy then Ross is the greatest Saint to grace MLPG!
>>9396036He tried just fine, and was one of the most diligent contributors. He just couldn't lose that one guy who always kept hating on him.
>>9395985Go away Sentenal.
>>9396036And got so far...
>>9396002>I wonder what it is he sees in her, as a dragon.his penis(es)
>>9395983>"He won't leave.">"So I'll keep shitposting until he does.">"I'm not doing anything wrong."
>>9395985yeahby the female contributors he kept stalking
>>9396056BUT IN THE END
>>9396043That doesn't happenNot in the slightest
>>9396050No he wasn't. I know he may have said a stupid thing or two, but seriously, who hasn't. His only real mistake was doing it with a name on.
>people actually believe that there will be a pony mod for fighting is magic
>>9396051>one guy who always kept hating on himI have a feeling that's actually him, either to gain attention or sympathy for himself, or make it look like anyone gives a shit about him
What would a pone think of you if you suddenly teleported to the center of ponyville in the nude
>>9396050>alwaysBut you haven't even met the guy.You just heard about him from hateanon.
>>9396105You are not the only one who believes that.
>>9396057AND SHORTLY AFTER HIS MOLTEN MAGMA LIKE JIZZ, BURNING HER ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE OUT!And Twilight can only look on in horror, unable to warn them of it in time.
>>9395949>Fluttershy's first time>Super nervous. It took you days to even get her to come over>"What was that?! Oh no, its the police! They're going to arrest us!>"Fluttershy calm down I didn't even take open the bag yet, jeeze."
>>9396084I still like that song. I also listen to SOAD and enjoy it, too. Fuck y'all niggas.
>>9396093Well maybe your dick isn't as curved up as you claim it to be.
>>9396108They'd probable be surprised and a bit scared at first. They'd probably get over it eventually though.
>>9395960I wonder how science is treated in Equestria
>>9396105Could be. Who knows. Maybe he's got multiple personality disorder, and his hateanon is one of his personalities.
>>9396128Twilight would be even worse, she'd think Celestia could see what she was doing with her magic and that she was gonna come and throw her in jail, then exile her
>>9396103>people actually believe Fighting is Magic will ever be finished and released
>>9396031So....Spike loves Rarity because he really loves Twilight!Oh lordy, Fraud must be tap dancing in hell
>>9396105Just like any other contributor that got a hateanon.All they are doing is posing as their own hateanon to draw attention to themselves, to make themselves get more attention.So you should just call them out for the shit they do and tell them to fuck off already.
>>9396157>Maybe he's got multiple personality disorderWell he was awfully suicidal in 2011.
>>9396158>Or exile her and then throw her in jail.Heh old fashion horse joke
>>9396103There's nothing really stopping one from happeningThere IS a lot stopping one from being any good
>>9396179Who the fuck wasn't?
>>9396128why would she be scared of police? Aren't drugs legal in Equestria, as a literal opiate of the masses?
>>9396175>>9396105I thought sentenal was posting as anon to make himself look good, not worse.
>>9395985The only good thing Sentenal is for is his Drones assist.
>>9396192I never thought of killing myself before.
>>9396132>implying I've ever touched a womanI stand up pretty much flat against my stomach, and curve upward toward my belly button, sort of like a banana
>>9396165They have Lauren, brony support and now they can acutally profit from the game since is "completely original".They really have no reason to not finish it.Lauren's designs only guarantee that they are going to get a crap ton of money
>>9395910I honestly cannot think of a worst pony to get high with. They're all awesome.But my top 3:Twilight and I would get into deep philosophical and scientific discussions, completely blowing my mind; Dash would be cool to smoke some nice indica and go do high shenanigans outside with; And Fluttershy and I would probably chill and watch the LotR trilogy or cuddle together in our weed-induced haze.>tfw I will never get to experience any of these
>>9396200No Anon, all the shitposting attention whores do it.It is how they get more sympathy and attention from you! How could you not see the strings?!
>>9396192So you think everyone here is suicidal? I bet you also think everyone on 4chan is a pedo or something.
>>9396108>Just suddenly there, dazed and confused>all the ponies going about their business interrupted by your sudden appearance >a long, painfully awkward silence between you and them, trying to figure out what just happened, who you are, where you are and just comprehending the situation.>Until the silence is eventually broken by someone shouting from the back "Hey, cold enough for ya?!"
What's the situation on the horseboner front, anything good? I liked the first chapter of Vindicated Depravity, after that it just falls apart, great concept though.
>>9396238>All the ponies collectively groan at Pinkie.>You are then arrested.
>>9396248I finally broke down and allowed myself to human futa, and its been great. I finally like Megasweet again
>>9396222Applejack would eat a shitload of apples.Cherilee would have giggle fits and reminisce about her youth.
>>9396238>That pony has bubbles and a microphone on his flank>Equestria is just alternate earth with everyone as ponies
>>9396265Why would I be arrested?
>>9396279futa is fine, it's easier to project myself into the fantasy if there's a dick involved, like that one with dash blowing futa twilight, I just put my penis in the place of twilight's
>>9396217>>9396277Fuck you guysIs it brony to like Faust and want to see more of her stuff?
>>9396190>There's nothing really stopping one from happeningTrue, but there will be no reason for it to happen.Once Lauren's designs are revealed then no one is going to be interested on making it pony anymore, because:>novelty always wins>it will be disrispectful for Lauren and the Mane6
>>9396281Actually, now that you bring it up, some friends and I got really baked once at my house and we got insane munchies, but I had nothing edible in my house besides this big bag of apples, the entire contents of which we devoured in probably 10 minutes. I really connected with Applejack that night.
>>9396294Criminally small penis
>>9396298Porn is a lot more fun if you stop trying to justify your heterosexuality and just enjoy it.
>>9396279>I've opened myself up to really vanilla fetishes and I like it.Oh wow, don't get carried away, you might end up listening to negro music and reading beatnik poetry.
>>9396238>Twilight takes you back for private study>Thinks you have cancer due to your lack of hair on most of your body>Studies your genitals a lot more than is necessary
>>9396315Apples are great for munchies and drymouth, I used to got to those pick your own apple things, bring a dugout or something with me, go off and smoke somewhere, then spend the rest of the day wandering around picking apples, eating them, and exploring. Fuck all the bees that come in around the end of September, though.
>>9396315The true story of the Apple Family Reunion.
>>9396312I remember that manga...
>>9396277Well duhIt keeps getting posted on pony sites and will keep getting support from them.Lauren is working on it and bronies will always follow her.Even MLPG is supporting
>>9396354I can Tear through a Bag of Granny Smith apples in a Day.
>>9396325Why would she need to study my genitals at all?
>>9396321I'm not trying to justify anything, I just find it easier to imagine my penis in place of the one in the futa story, there's a good mind-body disconnect since I have one that I touch reguarly, thus it's easy to imagine
>>9396325>Studies your genitals a lot more than is necessary>Or so you thinkHer microscopes only so powerful!
>>9396354God that sounds amazing. I have to try that some day.
>>9396325>>9396382Unusual birth defect, sheath appears to be missing.
>>9396375>Even MLPG is supportingYou say that likes its a bad thing
So guys, I found myself wondering what a flugelhorn sounds like.This is what a flugelhorn sounds like.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4m8b9oPWo&t=44sThe flugelhorn was used to summon the outlying flanks on a battlefield; the sound carried better than a trumpet. One wonders what the military of the Crystal Empire was like in its heyday.
>>9396397>that head tilt
>tfw the transformation general all became pretty mares and you missed it
>>9396315>"But anon, you cant eat all those fucking apples!"
>>9396402I think she would be smart enough to realize human penises are different than horse penises and that it's normal for humans not to be covered in hair.or at least I could explain it to her.
>>9396414I've never been interested in this game in the slightestand now it doesn't even involve the show anymore
Would you let Apple Bloom stay with you in the big city?
>>9396382for science. You're a brand new species that claims you're from an entirely different universe where magic doesn't exist and things happen naturally everywhere. She'd study every aspect of you
>>9396445>actually considering moving to New York for workOh jeeze, she'd be less out of it then me
>>9396401I live up near CT and Mass, that's prime apple territory, We have a million pick your own apple orchards during fall, it's great. The orchard that I go to is right near a bunch of woods and a lake too, so I used to hop the fence with friends, grab a bunch of apples, then wander around exploring in the woods around the lake.
TWILIGHT WHY DO YOU NEED TO USE YOUR VAGINA TO INSPECT MY PENIS
>>9396414Well the fact that you faggots will be constantly posting it, seems to be a bad thing.Well i guess is not bad if you want this place to be more meta than what it already is
>>9396452>things happen naturally everywhereRemember when this used to be a major part of the show?
>this is apples.jpg
So is Bioshock any good?All I got from /v/ is that the ending's pretentious and supposedly Levine shoved a lot of cultural marxism into it
>>9396477IT'S FOR SCIENCE NOW PULL YOUR PANTS
>>9396479Its literally the only thing going on in the hiatus
Can we be poly ships again?
>>9396434I would demonstrate how human males self gratify, nonsexually. For research purposes, calculating average time to climax, different grip techniques, semen volume, etc.
>>9396487No, the first two are better.
What is the source of pony magic?
>>9396467shitty, nigga, I live in Washington
>>9396466ANON NODON'T DO IT
>>9396506There's only one ship that's seaworthy enough for me these days.
>>9396517well you're hugging all the ugly
>>9396537But Twilight is a virgin
>>9396505Well, that and FANFICTION. There's fucktons of it, and if you look at the /co/ mlpg regulars' favorites, you'll find the best of the best. More is being made daily.
>>9396467That's fucking dope. I live smack in the middle of Indiana. It sucks.
>>9396483As much as ponies control their environments, I still see the natural forces at work, even amongst their craft. At this point, the ponies are just so used to manipulating these things that if they let things just happen it'd be a natural disaster for years, if not decades or longer before things stabilized again.
>>9396517I would never!Especially not with a cute pony on a cold night
Guys. Could you lend me a hand?www.thepictureofeverything.com/Logic dictates that there are ponies somewhere in this picture. The references run way too deep and too recent for them to be ignored.Could you please help me find them?
>>9396531About four for meWhat you posted is one.This is 2.
>>9396526I've heard that apples grow well in Washington.
>>9396548she still harnesses spike
>>9396572Apple hips unf
why are you not watching the Heat lose to the Bulls?
>>9396583ah, Dragon magic is quite strong.
>>9396501twilighti saw you mail off your report last weekyou wrote "final report" on it
>>9396526I want to move out to that part of the country, like OR, WA kind of area. Plus I think washington passed a law legalizing recreational marijuana for adults that allow you to grow.I'd get a grow tent and start my own grow if I didn't live in a tiny apartment, too risky, you get buttfucked here if you get caught with even 1 plant, plus I own a gun, so that's an automatic felony.
>>9396530But I have to, MLPG! This town has nothing for me!I wanna be a star!
>>9396548She's highly skilled in oral presentations
>>9396566what a cute mint flavored pone
>>9396550>look at the /co/ mlpg regulars' favoriteshow?
>>9396550Honestly I'm more interested in a game now only tangibly related to ponies over fanfic
>>9396616le epic video xD /)
>>9396619I wish this could happen. I don't want the ponies to have their own society and intelligence. They should just be my pets.
>This captcha is no longer validJesus christ.I know my upload speed isn't that slow, moot. Fuck you you're not getting my money
>>9396601i see them as niggasnot lovers
>>9396660But they're white.
>>9396660they're cute both as friends and more than friendslong as they're together
>>9396651oh hay fellow brony! r u from le read it too? :DDlive long and love and tolerate! (\ xD
>>9396670anonfucking DYEWTS bro
So I didn't get that job, MLPG.Please post horses to cheer me up
>>9396575>The Picture of Everything was completed exactly four years later on July 28, 2010.
>>9396695I love everything about that episode.Every second. Every frame of animation. Every word of dialogue.Fuck it's so FUCKING PERFECT
>>9396654>no intelligenceBut what fun is that?
>>9396716http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f5_1307371703&comments=1at least you're not this guyturn up the volume and hear those bones snap
>>9396695>>9396709Pegasi cutest race
>>9396709They're so white that rhythm dies within a three foot radius of them.
>>9396735>drug dealerAt least he has a job!
>>9396729flying saucer confirmed for wanting to destroy pony society and enslave ponies
>>9396716>you will never get your horn drained by a Bonaconda>you will never watch Anaconda and make snarky comments with your new snake waifu
>>9396654But...we like them because they are intelligent.
>>9396715Me too.I just have a handful, all either about Braeburned or Nanaki.
>>9396740Is he ok?
>>9396715mine is almost all cum gifs
>>9396716she still loves you anon
>>9396654frankly I'd like it if they were intelligent AND they wanted to be my pet
>>9396770>you will never finger a blue pony in front of her purple friend
>>9396778Mine are big dick gifs
>>9396716Oh don't feel to bad anon. Here, I like this one and hope you do tooIf it makes you feel any better, I lost my job today, but I'm cool with it because it's only giving me greater opportunity
>>9396778I have a bunch of beast gifs, I want to post the one of the mini mare creaming everywhere while a guy fucks it, that was a classic gif
>>9396794How many of your friends want to be your pet so far?
>>9396794being a pet is essentially slavery to a sentient being though. I'd just feel wierd "owning" her. I might pet her and stuff, but otherwise its just wierd
*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
>>9396794that's primetime dicksucking position
>>9396828Do you walk them on a leash in public?
>>9396531>>9396578>>9396721>>9396781TOGETHER WE CAN RAISE THIS BARN 1 2 3 4
>>9396781Remove all references to Doctor Who and you have 5.
>>9396794>they were intelligent AND they wanted to be my petunfmy nigga
>>9396735>that sound of a metal pipe smashing a kneecapgod damn, that made me cringe
>>9396844of course not i don't want a human pet
>>9396721>>9396781You were doing fine with 1 and 2 and then you when to the bottom of the ocean.
Is 'bastard' even a swear?
>>9396859I've already pitched a tent
>>9396625Go back to the archives of Feb. '11, write down some names, look them up on fimfiction, then read their favorites.Or remember their names.
>>9396882It's a rude word. Like hell.
What makes worst pony so worst?
>>9396888how many of those people still come here?how many did we lose just from the move to /mlp/?
>>9396913Her stupid hat and southern accent.
>>9396575>tfw trying to find a character you know you've seen on there>tfw you fucking have to or else it's gonna bother you
>>9396877Man, you're a terrible friend.
>>9396913She's a slut.
>>9396913having no personality and a terrible accent
I would gently kiss and make tender, sweet love to this pony, and then snuggle up together for warmth and fall asleep
>>9396928It's like finding a lego piece.
>>9396913Her terrible fashion sense and twisty purple hair.
>>9396944I'm sorry anon, but you can't. That's my wife.
MY LITTLE PONYKISS A COYOTE
>>9396888>go back to the archives of feb 11no plsonly pain dwells there
>>9396913She's a cocky cunt.
>>9396952You can't have married her, we've already celebrated our anniversary.
>>9396913I don't like how arrogant she is.
>>9396953WENT TO THE CIRCUS
>>9396962I like going back to read the fetish chats, though.
>>9396952>>9396979my dad works for Hasbro so I officially married Twilight before anyone else could
Is ther any good clopfics you'd recomend? I only finally got into reading and want more. Especially ones that deal with relatively vanilla human on pony
>>9396913She's unfunny and unlikeable.
>>9396995farted on purpose
>>9396979Anon pls, you're having delusions about my wife. Seek help.
>Cute animal thread on /v/>Live in military barracks and can't own anything other than a goldfishI have never felt a feel like this
>>9397007Soarin x Femanonhttp://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2
>>9397007>vanilla>human on ponyGet out
>>9397006YEAH WELL MY DAD IS LAUREN FAUSTI MARRIED TWILIGHT BEFORE SHE EVEN PITCHED HER TO HASBRO
>>9396952>>9396979>>9397006>>9397025>>9397047I've been married to Twilight Sparkle since before she changed her name. Back off.
>>9397025The mere fact that you seem to believe that my wife is yours speaks to serious mental lapses on your part.
>>9397007http://clopfic.heroku.com/find them yourself
>>9397055Lauren save us! Come back Lauren! Come back!
>>9397060I remember this .gif.That's pretty evil to do that to a little dog.
>>9396989>Humanized unicorns trying to get things done without magic
>>9397038>Male pony on female human
It's a very rare occurrence when I actually use the report function
>>9397038Femanon doesn't get nearly enough dick.
H-how big is your p-penis?
>>9397103but it wouldn't be evil to do it to a naked mole rat?check your puppy privileges K-9 loving scum!
>>9397112Not so rare that you use the shitpost function though, huh?
>>9397129Wanna find out?
>>9397088I will fight you anon
>>9397030I'm honestly surprised you can have a goldfish
>>93971294.5 inches fully erect
>>9397103"Pretty evil" its downright sadistic. I only hope that fucker dies in a fire himself.
>>9397116Femanon deserves all the stallion dicks, one or two at a time.
>>9397007Sour CandyDrop the (B)Ass, 40 oz bounceOn her feet all dayGirl's NightForbidden FruitMiss Me?Ready? Set? Suck!
>>9397129Ask Bon Bon.
>>9397130It's pretty evil to burn any living thing to death.Except in war.Beautiful flammenwerfer.
>>9397060how the fuck did I manage to post this one by accident
>tfw no femanon x fempony
>>9397155Whoa that's big
>>9397163forbidden fruit disappointed me
>>9397129oh myis little mint horse curious?
>>9397129Big enough to party....
How big is a pony penis compared to a human penis. Would pony find pleasure from yours?
>>9397150You want to go
The best fic ever is Rarity's Generous Plan.Scrub status: Told
>>9397172you shut your goddamn mouth
>>9397129I'm average...What's worse is that I'm a grower...
>>9397208how big is pony compared to human?
>Skull Girls general panicing for the soon to end drive to meet the new tier in a few hours when it expires>trying to get as many Japanese people to donate >mane 6 thing all ready happened>pony show soon to air dubed in Japan Coincidence?!Of course
>>9397007I don't do human on pony, but go look up darf. He's actually a skilled writer who has no qualms with being filthy as hell.Dude even copied my writing style whole-fucking-sale. It's pretty impressive.
>>93971295.5, it'd be 6+ if I lost body fatPretty average, but I'm the only one that sees it and I stay diamond hard with no issue, so I'm happy with it. Might get one of those vacuum pumps.
>>9397214I bet in private Bonbon is all over that.
>>9397199>x6"unfI wish I was thicker
>>9397208full sized horses on earth can be pleasured to orgasm from an average male human penisif you scale down the horse the average male human penis only gets bigger in comparison
>>9397190GrossFemanon x Stallion is much better
>>9397248In private, you big dummy, in PRIVATE!
>>93971295" long6" around
>>9397248all over m-me?
>>9397255ew I don't like dicks
>>9397253Not a full size mare, it's very difficult to make them orgasm unless you've been teasing them a lot beforehand or they're extremely aroused. A shetland pony sized horse will cum from the average human penis, though.
>>9397223>tfw shrinkage makes it look like someone glued an acorn cap to your crotch
>>9397226I'm almost average for a pony
Pony should sing classical music
>>9397287You didn't actually disagree with him.
>>9397296I think that might just be because you're fat.
To the guy who requested tea parties this morning, I'm sorry. Shit got in the way, and once I started, things got a bit more complex than I'd imagined. excuses excusesSo here's what I've got so far. It's not much; I just wanted you to know that I'm not ignoring it.
>>9397182Anyone have that screencap?
>>9397060I didn't get pissed at all over that guy getting his legs broken by a pipe, but I cannot even watch that gif fully before getting pissed off
>>9397304C C C C D C C A A A B A C C C
>>9397314how come nobody draws tea parties when I request them?
>>9397226if pone is 3.5 feet tall, how long is it?
So, you can add an extra inch to length or girth, or shoot huge loads any time consistently. Which one do you choose?I'd have to go with 1" to length
>>9397288You guys don't think Bonbon is dicking around, do ya?
Good night MLPG
>>9397336Would you watch 22 minutes of a ponies having a tea party?A full movie?An all day tea party extravaganza?
>>9397129Ain't it weird that all these people give answers that are so much closer to the standard average than people do in real life... shows you how big a liar everyone is.
>>9397333I actually meant to post one of the misnamed ones where it was just a gif of a puppy in a box, I fucked it up. That's highly ironic.
>>9397364No but I would like to be in one with them
>>9397300>I'm larger than the average pony>>9397357Easily girthAll the thicker guys in here have me down
>>9397364yes, of course
>>9397364Funny enough, there's really only been one tea party in this whole seriesAnd it had a fuckign bear in it!
>>9397384Where that image comes from. A thread on /k/ I think that starts with "this is a flammenwerfer it werfs flammen"
>>9397129what is the actual average? I get answers from 5 to almost 7.
>>9397401>I'm larger than the average ponySo am I.Too bad they're NOT REAL FAGET.
>>93974105.5 it varies from country to country
>>9397370People generally add an inch or two. I don't care, I'm dead center in the average zone, and I won't ever touch a woman, so I'm satisfied. I was just thinking how shitty it would be to not be able to cum, you're fucked on both fronts.
>>93974105 is average
>>9397410I'd say 6Quite a few clinical studies have come with smaller figures though
would you sacrifice a human life to save a pony life
>>9397410around 5,I feel like every time I read men's health magazines the number gets smaller
>>9397410a question I never hear iswhat is the average vagina depth
>>9397410That's the average range. On the internet, you'll hear all kinds of assholes claiming bullshit to make them feel better about their penis size (or worse still, their race's penis size) but ignore the noise.Penis size to women is like breast size to men. Sure, you probably prefer bigger because it's nicer to look at, but when you're in the middle of fucking, you couldn't care any less about it.
>>9397427>>9397430>>9397438MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!I'm anywhere from .7 to 1.5 inches bigger than average
>>9397452That is not a pony.
>>9397454Depends who the human is.
I'm having one of those nights mlpg. Post something to cheer me up?
>>9397466All the nerve endings are in the first 3-4 inches, supposedly. I think women prefer being eaten out to sex anyways.
>>9397466That's because vaginas can stretch quite a bit.
would you sacrifice hitler's life to save sombra's life
>>9397485HERE'S A PONY IN A SWEATERENJOY IT
>>9397454I'd gladly sacrifice all human life for free
>>9397485do funny horse cheer you up?
>>9397484Really? The pony matters not?
>>9397495Oh, well sure then.Goodbye Hitler 2.0.
>caring about your penis size when you will never touch a woman
I'm having one of those nights mlpg. Post Rainbow Dash's ass to cheer me up.
>>9397494>>9397495You guys sure do like to talk about Hitler
>>9397516Pretty sure pony is a lot more innocent than human.
>>9397519what if it was human hitler and pony hitler?
>>9397526My boyfriend likes my penis just fine how it is.
>>9397544pony is just as innocent as human
>>9397543Maybe you're Hitler.
>>9397519But he's a just a clone! He didn't ask to be born! He is innocent!
>>9397526Well guys are more preoccupied with dicksSo it makes sense for us fags to care
>>9397485Lookit how cute these bats are!
>>9397543he's an inspiration to artists everywhere, and our artists definitely are in need of encouragement
>>9397497pone should not sweater, it is dangerous
>>9397557>human>as innocent as ponyohoho you slay me
>>9397526Well yeah, because pony will touch it