>not rape

>>9352960
pony
Yes.

>no wings

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>pony
>ponying pony

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>>9353025
fuck your marker

>>9352960
Ponies ponying ponies, not ponying you.

>>9353112
godommot ponko po

>>9352960
>starting a thread with worst ship

It's too early for this shit.

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>>9352960
>Twilight.
>Not giving Dash a return winghug.

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So Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were having a friendly competition playing fighting games, like Street Fighter. Everything was going fun and good, until Dash started losing every single game. She acused Pinkie of cheating, which she admitted to.

Turns out Pinkie has no Guile!

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>Fluttershy will never take care of you while you're sick
>she will never change the DVDs for you so you don't have to get up
>she will never sanitize your vidya controller hourly to make sure the germs don't spread
>she will never take your temperature
>she will never give you Nyquil at night and Dayquil in the morning
>she will never make home-made chicken soup out of Elizabeak

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>>9353183

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>>9353176
>making street fighter joke with Dash
>about Guile
>not a joke about SONIC BOOM

0 out of fucking 10

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op
look what I drew
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

>>9353176
Go home and be a family man.

>>9353116
Yo dawg, I heard you like ponies.

>>9353201
>all that nyquil

is she trying to kill my fucking liver?

>>9353211
Please, thats been done to death.

Just like cartoons done in flash, though with FIM I do get a kick out of it!

So...that Discord lamp looks easy enough to build.
And I kinda have another lamp project in the works as it is.

Was BCS here today?

>>9353201
Stop with those "you will nevers," young man. Your writing will get stuck like that.

>>9353295
yes.

Ok lets say for the sake of argument alicorn Twilight hasnt ruined everything forever and the show is still great. What do you think they could do with her in season 4 that would make a good episode?

>>9353297
>You will never get your head stuck in mrs. cake's butt.

>>9353317
About how long ago? Did she say she'd be back later?

>>9353322
>you will never be free of this ride

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>Anon asks Rarity if she has a back door

And I say, HEY YA YA YAYA HEY YA YA I SAY HEY WHATS GOING ON?

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>Rainbow Dash X Twilight Sparkle
What Spike play as role in this relationship?

>>9353388
Cleaning crew.

>>9353376
I remember back when that video only had 10 million views.

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>>9353376

>>9353338
last post was made at noon. Didn't say she's be back or anything. If you want I can PM her and see if she's still on.

>>9353388
Butt monkey. The way nature intended.

>>9353388
Jealous bystander/peeping tom.

Occasional Dash plaything.

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why hasn't anyone drawn justin bieber fucking a pony yet?

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>>9353297
>Fluttershy will take care of you while you're sick
>she will change the DVDs for you so you don't have to get up
>she will sanitize your vidya controller hourly to make sure the germs don't spread
>she will take your temperature
>she will give you Nyquil at night and Dayquil in the morning
>she will make home-made chicken soup out of Elizabeak

>>9353414
I sent her a message on Tumblr a while ago and I'm just waiting to get a reply. I was wondering if she was around.

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>>9353361
>no thanks obama

Come on man

You know, now that its been like what, a year? How do you guys feel about the whole rule 15 and /mlp/?

I mean at first I hated it, especially since MLPG really got the shaft from the whole ordeal and the real problem really wasnt punished or really dealt with. But on the other hand I guess it wasnt all bad. /co/ has one less constant general, which honestly would threaten a /vg/ type situation, which probably would have been worse. And I don't think /mlp/ is all that good and frankly never use it aside from the general here, but it's not as bad as it could be. It's a shit load better then a board like /v/. And with all those other threads, there's less people coming into screw with the general, which did happen fairly often back on /co/. True we now have stuff like fluffy pony general and tulpas on tulpas, but its not here in the general and the rest of /mlp/ at least stays on topic most of the time, which is more then a lot of boards can boast

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>>9353436
NO SHE WON'T!
SHE WILL NEVER!

>>9353439
BCS blows in and out of MLPG at random, pretty much.

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Quick reminder from markerpone

>mindlessly going through the insult generator site
>this pops up: I fucked your girlfriend, horse fucker.
How does it know.

>>9352960
>internet again for the first time in 4 days
>first order of business, go fap
>second order of business, pony
>see OP
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED FAPPING

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Do you think Charles Barkley is aware of Shut Up and Jam Gaiden?
Has he played it?

>>9353472
Marker pony is too cool for school

Hence why she's so dumb

>>9353462
If I thought for a second that anyone outside MLPG would enjoy my work and be my internet fren, I would probably leave.
I rarely enjoy myself here anymore, but I have nowhere else.

>>9353498
He probably has, simply because one its been around a while and two a lot of people know about it.

He probably thinks its funny. Celeberties, for the most part, are actually pretty cool about these things

>>9353515
I wish I'd made internet frens on MLPG

>>9353515
You know when you say shit like that we're going to ask for your work

>>9353368
I laughed at that too

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>tfw the most ridiculous Gmod video from Youtube give you feels
WHY!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4niJ8daTfc

>>9353550
You still can! Reach out to people! Frenz are gud

>>9353551
I know. You guys like me, for the most part, although I have been a target of the people who are trying to fuck shit up.

>>9353498
he probably thinks it's funny
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1364259063755.gif

>Rarity smiled and winked at her. "So do you, Princess Twilight. So do you."

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unf

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>>9353454

Like this?

>>9353462
I'm indifferent towards rule 15. It seems like it's working as far as keeping 4chan from undergoing fission over ponies, and this board is tolerated for housing those who follow the rules so it's not spammed as much anymore. Still feels like a bit too much though.
/mlp/ is about as hit or miss as us when it comes to being on topic. It's just divided among the entire board as opposed to one thread. When pony talk actually comes up it seems to stay on topic at least.

>>9353586
That happens to anyone with even the slightest amount of recognition.

>>9353579
how

Perv.

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>>9353642
Would you carry a messy pony?

>>9353642
Hey aspirant.

>>9353653
Only sometimes.

>>9353616
Lucky bastard...

>>9353681
Do you think it kind of tastes like cheese?

>>9353630
>Frenz are gud
>how
they gve you free stuffz because they like you!!11

>>9353605
I'm not a fan of the cum inflation aspect but "delicious candy horse semen" might be my favorite pone specific fetish

Also, anything stallion on woman is awesome

Overall that's a solid unf

>>9353642
Do you think she had a suit for each of the other main 6 too?

>>9353667
How messy, anon? Does she need a change?

>>9353667
Without a second thought.


>>9353673
Hello anon, how are you tonight?

>>9353642
I bet Pinkie Pie would love meeting you, and she'd want to show you all kinds of fun things, and one day she'd get you alone and show you her human suit she made for you so you can disguise as yourself!

Also she made you a Pinkie Pie suit and herself a human suit so you can disguise as each other if you need to!

>>9353698
She had one for Dash didn't she?
Probably

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>>9353642
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2eLQPehLyo

>>9353706
No but she's got drool all over your face

>>9353698
She had a skin suit of Fluttershy for gods sake!

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>>9353210

>>9353707
Sad, what about you?

>>9353728
They say she carved it from a bigger suit

>>9353725
Oh, that's fine. I love a drooly pone, especially if it's Pinkie.

>>9353462
>tulpas on tulpas
... can tulpas make their own tulpas?

Damnit, now I have to make a tulpa so I can find out.

>>9353612
I dunno. Just looking through the front page now I see all pony threads. They may not exactly be productive, but its still pony and mostly for fun.

And considering we're in the middle of hiatus and not drowning in rampant trolling and shitposting says a lot, I think. /mlp/ and rule 15 were a mistake and really have no point to exist, but it could be worse. I mean look at /v/, even when something new and big comes out or gets announced, most of the time the board is straight shit posting

>>9353722
Wow, that is the shittiest quality gif I've ever seen.

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>>9353748
suit yourself

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>>9353722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkdhbI-qBA

>>9353748
Be careful, you can become addicted to the chemicals in Pinkie drool.

>>9353722

this gif has been around for a while now, what they fuck kind of dancing is that anyway? Dont tell me they're trying to mosh.

>>9353709
I'd wager you're right. Living day to day with Pinkie would never be dull. Though dressing up as myself would be a bit strange, I'd do it for the pink pony.

>>9353751
They can. and I bet you can have tulpaception.

>>9353667
>>9353642
MLPG

Why do I actually love the pink pony so much? Why can't I devote this time and affection to something real?

>>9353771
Elaborate, pls. I was not aware of such things.

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>>9353709
how many suits does she need

No shitposting sighted so far. How long can you keep this up mlpg?

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>>9353790

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>>9353790
She's gotten to you
it's probably terminal

>>9353795

>*suggestive wiggle*

>>9353805
SOILED IT

>>9353757
I don't think were anywhere near the middle personally. We are only a month into a 8-9 month hiatus. We will probably be cannibalizing each other by the end.

>>9353738
I remembered the old slogan for McDonald's
>At McDonald's we love to see you smile

>>9353740
I'm doing alright. Waiting on that computer still.

But tell me anon, why are you sad?

24 hours till the comic comes out. Who is ready?

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>>9353790
Because nothing real will ever be as perfect as the pink one.

>>9353805
kindly keep your meta in the old horse, please

>>9353757
>not drowning in rampant trolling and shitposting
ehhh

>>9353790
Because the only closest thing we have to that reality is cocaine.
Mountains of cocaine.

>>9353822
MLPG is no fun.

>>9353837
Pinkie x Dr. Roxo

>>9353810
The thought of this gives me a boner.

>>9353790
Nothing real is worth your time, if it was you wouldn't have this "problem".

>>9353810
I think that was me

Been a while

Still think it worth to put dick in her slimey vagine?

http://i.imgur.com/hXEHVAk.jpg

At last she won't eat you like some other bugs. But fucking her is one-time thing.

>>9353839
Becuase you are shitposting. Stop it anon.

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>>9353607
Thanks anon

>>9353820
>Nostalgia.
Fuck you Anon.

>>9353822
>Using MLPG as your personal blog.
Shouldn't you be tanking a wiafu quest or something?

>>9353868
sometimes I'm happy I have the imgur->picture extension
This is not one of those times

>>9353835
I dunno, things seem pretty chill

>>9353868
does she have to be all violent?
Can't she just put me into a goo coma and make me a bug like all her other drones?

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>>9353868

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Anon, what's shipposting?

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>>9353839
I've come to believe that MLPG is as fun as you make it.
You should try contributing, if you don't already. Might help. Sure makes me feel alright, making people laugh and smile.

>>9353757
I was about to point out how a lot of the threads are only just vaguely pony related, but right now the board looks pretty on topic surprisingly.

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>>9353607
i like you

>>9353906
You wouldn't understand Fluttershy

the same way a crazy person can't realize that he's crazy

>>9353878
>>9353820
Holy shit, that slogan isn't even old. It's like five years old or something.

>>9353790
>Why can't I devote this time and affection to something real?
for me it was because my subconscious told me everything I did was ultimately pointless so I retreated into a fantasy world of pastel coloured horses

the pink one was the one with the personality closest to my own so I waifud her

I have since then managed to get treated for depression and overcome my flight of nihilism and started to do more productive things most of the time

I still waifu Pinkie however in a way she embodies my aspirations in life

>>9353888
All the drones are female, Anon.
She was just helping you along.

>>9353817
>>9353795
You know what that wiggle is really suggesting?

A low fat diet!

>>9353906
I'll tell you Fluttershy. It;s like this.
LELELLELELELE I DID NOT LIKE PRINCESS TWILIGHT I WISH SHE WAS DEAD

>>9353810
I wonder if she would allow my consciousness to come almost fully back for April Fool's day but make me do stupid things in public like piss myself.

>>9353930
>Bloody stump where penis was
>Vagina
These are two different things, anon.

Anybody else have games they've started multiple times but have never finished?

>>9353934
You didn't just call my waifu fat, bro.

>>9353964
unf

>>9353930
oh, alright
I feel like that probably wasn't the best way to handle that dilemma, but she's the queen I guess

>>9353974
Pinkie Pie is fat. She eats sweets.

>>9353979
no anon
that's not what I meant at all

>>9353924
I sometimes think that I should seek help.

>>9353607
You're welcome.
>>9353919
I like___ you too~

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>>9353906
It's when a person takes a post.
And the place it in shit.
You see, this is bad because shit isn't very supportive and it will not make for a good post.
The post will fall over if you made a fence out of it.
And then the fence would be bad.
And you would then have to build a new fence while avoiding all the shit next time.

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>>9353936
So if I call Twilight silly, is that shitposting?

>>9353924
>the pink one was the one with the personality closest to my own so I waifud her


Really? I liked her the most, but she's like my opposite. If anything I'm closest to Fluttershy.

Weird

>>9353923
Fuck you Anon. That seemed like more than 20 years already.

>>9353967
>the entire Hitman series

I just can never find the time.

>>9353994
Don't. They don't help you anymore. They feed you, and then you'll need more and more.

>>9353990
Well, not "unf" so much at the piss, more at the idea of being mind-controlled by pink and being made to do humiliating things.

>>9353999
if she's not acting silly then it just might be

>>9353989
Delightfully chubby. Fat just sounds like cottage cheese legs.

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>>9353986
>>9353965
You don't question the queen, chimp.
She's kinda new at this...

>>9353999
Yes. Yes it would be shitposting Fluttershy

>>9353999
All the ponies can be silly at times, so that's alright.

>>9354015
Oh okay. I'll allow it.

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um
you guys are stupid

>>9354013
W-what?
What are you talking about?

>>9354026
She's got a goo pod ready for me at least, right?
Humans tend to bleed to death pretty quickly with wounds like that

>>9353974
The only thing bigger then Pinkie's but is her mouth! And the moon! If it also had a big fat butt!

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>>9354023
>Delightfully chubby
hhnnnggg

>>9354048
not as stupid as your favorite pone

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>>9354018
>>9354035
But what if she is acting silly?

>>9354048
reported

>>9354058
What's wrong with her lip

So mlpg why are you still alive?

>>9353967

The first Bioshock.

I bought the third one last night and I still don't know why, because now I'll feel like I HAVE to finish the first and second one before I can play the new one.

Also, Skyrim, Dragon Age series, Mass Effect series, and a whole bunch of other RPGs.

>>9354048
>fluttershy shitposting

You've gone too fucking far MLPG
You must be stopped

>>9354048
The only stupid one here is you.

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>>9354067

>>9353996

Oops, first quote was meant to be:

>>9353877

>>9354075
Because being dead is really boring

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>>9354067
Rainbow Dash is not stupid.

>>9354072
Its a donut.

>>9354000
weeeeell, she does the same thing I do, look after everyone, try to cheer people up, make them smile even if I have to resort to corny jokes

I'm just a lot more introverted about the whole ordeal and a lot more calm and relaxed. While I lack the energy Pinkie has I do make everyone around me feel at ease and grounded.

I'd still like someone like her to be my significant other because I feel I could calm such a person down while she would get me to do things I otherwise couldn't be bothered to.

>fatfags on a loose

good might then

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>>9354083

Does anyone have a nsfw request? Something human. Preferably not TOO complicated. No promises.

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>>9354099

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>>9354090
oh, okay then I'll just go

>>9354075
I am unable and unwilling to self-terminate

Also, because pony

>>9354072
she's holding a donut dangus

>>9354100
What's wrong with her donut

Who is your favorite pony's favorite pony?

>>9354110

Big Mac x human male

>>9354110
human apple bloom x 63 winona

>>9353967

The game of getting better at art

>your favorite pone is actually your least favorite shitposter

>>9354128
I... I don't know.
I never asked

>>9354124
It's got an ugly pony on it

>>9354128
Rainbow Dash.

>>9354110
Human Braeburn and Blueblood frotting
They both have horsecocks
huuuuge horsecocks
Blueblood is a little bigger

>>9354110
I would like you to draw me [this space intentionally left blank]

>>9354138
>Dash

would not surprise me in the least
still my favorite

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>>9354048
Wow Fluttershy!
Your attempts at shitposting are kinda like your hoodie. Boring, dull, and needed to get shot down years ago!

>>9354110
Queen Chrysalis

Doing.... anything, really. Messing with Shiny while Candybutt is watching

>>9354110
mlp stallion on human female?

>>9354128
Probably Twilight Sparkle

>>9354144
So it could either be Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash

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>>9354128
It's hard to tell, she likes everyone.

>>9354128
Celestia.

>>9354128
Celestia.

>tfw you discover a new fetish from MLPG
greentext stories

frenulum is my new favorite MLPG word of the month

>>9354110
pone Big Mac fucking humanized AJ

>>9354137
That game is easy to quit. It's only reserved born to do it. Like acting.

>>9354182
But she's a princess now.

>>9354156
I dont get it

>>9354186
post this frenulum.

>>9354186

Smegma is mine

>>9354186

Do ponies have frenulums?

>>9354193
That would only make her appreciate what she does more I think.

>>9354156
>>9354195
Where the fuck am I?

>>9354195
Travon Martin joke.

>>9354179
I really would like to see Pinkie Pie react that way to a returning Gilda.

But I guess Gilda's more interested in Princess Twilight and Trixie nowadays.

>>9354208
Have you googled it?

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>>9354156
Um, I think you need to tickle us with a feather or something, no one seems to be laughing.

I'm I getting better at this?

>>9354216
Look at the filename carefully. It's not SB behing the Pinkie.

>>9354208
yes, it appears they do

>>9354228
Not him but after 30 seconds in google it doesn't look like they do.

>>9354184
I sense your favorite horse may be purple colored

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>>9354240

>>9354253
I found this: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17764438 which I don't really understand but the title implies that they do

>>9354242
I know it wasn't MLPG

But it's like

I just had this mental image of scrubbling bubs sitting in the audience, while an anon from the audience tries to tell a joke

It just feels strange

>>9354240
2/10 would not chuckle.

>>9354221
Guess the audience must be stiffs.

>>9354261
No, she's white.

MLPG taught me about frenulum stimulation as an edging technique, it takes a while but it feels good as fuck

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>>9354261
That would be an accurate assumption dear Anon.

>>9354268
Well would you look at that.

Everything is really coming to a head

>>9354221
Ohhhh. I see now.

Not the clearest joke, but I'm not one to start shooting a bunch of holes in it.

>>9354289
tell us more

>>9354289
I've tried like five times and I can't get it. I still don't know if I'm even fucking doing it right. I've read several guides.

W-wowza!

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>>9354262
Oh, I'm sorry, can I do anything to cheer you back up?

>>9354294
>prostate stimulation spell

>>9354268
If you read it, though, the frenulum they're talking about has nothing to do with the penis, it seems. This was an oral surgery to repair a respiratory problem

Frenulum makes me imagine a strange magical friendship power ore in the world of Equestria, like pony phazon

Then I looked it up and was dissapointed

>>9354312
yes

marry me

sexually

>>9354312
keep making fun of her
don't stop now, you're doing great

http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_job

that's a frenulum, the upside down v part where the head connects to the shaft

>>9354312
no fluttershy that's not how it works

>>9354297
I was just trying to control the backfire in case I got too much heat for shooting off an off color joke.

So we fetish thread now?

>>9354058
I want to taste Police Pony's donut.

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perfection

>>9354374
Sounds good to me.

>>9354374
Well if you want
really we were just discussing whether horses had frenulums or not

Who is your favorite pony thinking of while masturbating?

>>9354385
I'm down.

Who's up for some 63/TG?

>>9354374
YES
Today, the Fetish is, posting normally about ponies!

>>9354303
Try getting a cheap bullet vibrator from amazon or something, Then hold it against the frenulum.

You won't last very long because it's so intense, don't do it too often because it'll make your dick numb

>>9354374
Can we keep pony related fetish discussion in this thread, while moving the edging/masturbation discussion to the dead one?

oatmeal

>>9354409

>I hate infinity

>>9354394
unf

P-ponies!

>>9354392
Me, let's turn Braeburn into a slutty trap.

" -- My name is Douglas Mitchell and I'm a brony."
(" -- ouch ")
"-- Hi Douglas!"

the dream

/mlp/ - Masturbation techniques

>>9354374
Is nonsexual yet intimate cuddling for a pleasant nights rest a fetish?

>>9354392
Sounds good.

>>9354434
Yes

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>>9354409
>Bonbon
>Standing like a human.

>>9354421
>Not turning into a slutty trap along side him

This fun "anon accidentally into Equestria" quest is still running too

it's a little slow but he draws all the responses

http://mlpg.co/q/res/374760.html

>>9354432
Talk about an MLPG circlejerk!

>>9354453
I'm his master.

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>>9354420
HOLY FUCK WHERE

AW SHIT DID THEY SEE ME

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>9354453
What if we turn him and Spike?

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>>9354453
>Not having consensual sex with a mare in the missionary position for the purpose of breeding

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Which of these pony episodes do you like most MLPG?
Would you have liked the show any less had it never aired?

>>9354475
Sounds good. At least Spike will finally get laid.

>>9354455
Is there any way that an MLPG meetup wouldn't end in sex?

>>9354455
You trying to start shit?

>>9354494
I wouldn't touch any of you with a 10 foot pony

*chitter*

>>9354453
>>9354421
>being traps
>not being genetic females

guys you're doing 63/TG wrong

>>9354462
Alright, then how do you do it?
He wouldn't go from upstanding stallion to cockhungry trap over night
Where do you start?

>>9354491
We should work on Spike first. What to do anon?

>>9354490
I miss season 1 so much

I don't think the last two were BAD, but S1 was so much more

>>9354449
>Lyra catches her
>gets super excited, asks her if she's doing it for Anon
>starts to rattle off dozens of tips and techniques on what to wear and how to sit and stand and what do do with her hair and food and music
>she blurs from one thread to another without noticing, double-backing over her words and repeating herself
>Bonbon is crimson

>>9354504
>10 foot pony
maximum unf

>>9354494
>Is there any way that an MLPG meetup wouldn't end in sex?
not for me
I don't like the D

>>9354509
>be human
>get turned into mare
>still on earth
>live on farm, eat hay

>>9354514
Ball and anus worship first.

>>9354490
So many beautiful memories

>>9354391
How my dick goes into her vagina.

Sloooowly and sensual.

>>9354533
I wouldnt mind taking the D. I think I am gay

>>9354504
Jokes on you, I could still hit you from that distance!

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Goodnight, MLPG.

>>9354395
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=cXe4jJG610-

This method never fails, it's impossible to not cum because it's so intense

>>9354549
Would you wink at night horse?