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>>930293YOU DIRTY WHORE I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE ONE
I LIKE THE NEW HORSE SMELL
>rape?
derpy is a very ugly pony
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Which pony likes black olives?
>Tired and decide to lay down on the couch for a bit>Fall half asleep and start dreaming about hugging and cuddling with Spitfire>Just as things move onto next base my fucking cellphone rings>It's my dad asking if I want to come over this weekendGODFUCKSHITCUNTSI said yes anyway
>>930306>rape
>inb4 404 and OP steals the marker
>>930308Fuck you, she has a heart of gold.
>>930322Are you autistic?
>>930322You're trying too hard.
Wouldn't you rather talk about marecunts?
>>930322>Smile steals the markerOh Smile, you so crazy
>>930319all olives are shit
>>930328>>930326>These guys
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
how about some mint green ponies greentexting
Scratch thread
>>93034510/10
>>930314>When the second verse startsI haven't laughed this hard in a while.
>>930345forgot her horn
>>930329YesWhich pone has the most delicious marecunt?
>>930345Sure
>>930356Again
>>930345How could you forget the horn again?
>New Pone this weekend>Game of Thrones S2 premiere on SundayOH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ALL WEEKEND
>>930345MOAR.
>>930356>forgot her horndon't I always
this thread is for niggers
>>930356BLUNDEROFTHECENTURY
>>930359Obviously the only one who is still a virgin out of the 6.
>>930359Applejack's
>>930373Twilight or yellowquiet?
>>930373Spike?
Timmy is my favorite wkuk
>>930367I've had Game of Thrones in my backlog for a while now.I guess it's worth watching?
>>930369Would save again and again
Would you go to bed with the CMC, snuggling up with them for a nice, restful nap?
>>930367Is the show as good as I've heard?
>>930360What is it about human X pony things from the pony's point of view that gets me going?
>>930345without the horn she looks like a hatless applejack
>>930369You forgot to put in a joke.You keep doing that.
>>930369I love it.
>>930388Yes, that would be very nice.I would sleep with the CMC any day.
>>930392Maybe you're a humanfucker
>>930396>You forgot to put in a joke.I didn't forget, I never learned how
>>930392You want a human guy to work you over, that's what.Don't worry, anon, I'd be happy to.
>>930392>>930392I dunno, Lyra. You tell us.
>>930376>Twilight>Virgin
>>930376Twilight. Yellowquiet gave herself to a timber wolf.
>>930403Gross, what's wrong with him?
>>930396Keep trying anon, some day GG will stop drawing
>>930411>SUPERVIRGIN.
>>930405Ah, I see.I'm so sorry.
>>930345It's good. >>930360Why do i love this so much?
>>930403No guys, I swear I'm notI'm not;_;
>>930414Splinters in marecuntStupid bitch gets what she deserves
>>930407I love that screencap where you are a pony and Lyra is a human even more that I like the "you are a mare with a human" ones though.>>930408Shhh.
>>930390>>930385>they've never watched the show or read the books.>2012really
>>930426>SplintersNot if she polished that wood first.
>>930429SWAG
>>930411She has the most booklearning but has no actual experience.
>>930429>Fewer than 3 snoops
>>9304293/10 needs more Snoops.
>>930433DO HO HONo really, I laughed
>>930429NOT ENOUGH SNOOPS
>>930431Nope.Too busy watching animu and posting on MLPG.
>>930433I love you GG
jesus you guys and your snoops
>>930431The books are a choice to choose from for an up coming project. Are they easy to get into, or does it take time?
yo. time to daily drawrequests?
>>930456WARNINGWARNING
>>930433
>>930461PIPSQUEAK IN A DRESS
>>930461Zecora as dancing Snoop.
>>930456Thats more like it.
>>930466Please do this.
>>930458Rarity gawking at a dancing Snoop
>>930465OR ANY OTHER FEMININE ATTIRE.
>>930461Pinkie's dark secret that Gabby Gums discovers.All her sweets are sugar free.
is there a single torrent for all the yayponies 1080p watermark-free rips? or do you just have to grab each individually
>>930456Talking about snoops...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGxqDW2F3L4
>>930476You think this is a fucking game?
>>930466haahahah yes please
>>930456Now replace all the symbols on her hat with tiny snoops and have snoop be the "shine" on her eyes.
>>930458it's easy to get into, but it takes time to finish.hell it's not even finished yet, it's only book 5 out of projected 7. If you're forced to read a book, then ASOIAF is one you'd be thankful to forced into reading.
>>930461scootaloo and pipsqueek wearing panties and making out
>>930474WHOOPSMeant to link to>>930461
>>930493i'm waiting until the entire series is over and done with before i start readan them
>>930465>>930494>pipsqueak forced to eat ice cream made from his own cum.txt
Post some more blingee ponies
>>930466okay, ill try, but bear in mind one of the problems with my drawing is I always pick difficult poses and so make it harder to improve something different if it dont work out.shall i stream?
>>930495Meh, happens.>>930493Thanks for the input.
>>930506
kim pretty good at blingee ponies not gonna lielet me know if you need a break
>>930519>break>from blingee ponies>everShine on, you crazy diamond
What is it about you guys and little boys in dresses.
>>930524>zero snoopsSENTENALARE YOU GAY AND RETARDED AND AUTISTIC AT THE SAME TIMEWOW USUALLY I JUST IGNORE YOUR FAGGOTRY BUT YOU'VE CROSSED SOME MOTHERFUCKING LINES TODAY
>>930504can you make ice cream out of that?
AJ: Twilight, now there is nothing, and I mean nothing wrong about releasing a little wind now and then. When my Granny used to bake Apple Fritters, I used to get some of the worst gas you could imagine. Woo-eee! Twi: I... guess. Twi: (*Looks to the right and looks ashamed.*)Pinkie: I mean... sure, when you got on stage to accept the award for Hero of Equestria, you kind of let a really big fart out. Like huge. But look at the bright side! You made everyone laugh! Isn't seeing everyone's smiles enough to brighten your day? Dash: I mean... I'm STILL laughing about it! You should have seen Twilight's face! Ha ha ha ha ha. That was the most awesome thing ever!
>>930476The reason isn't for health, mind you.Pinkie has been gathering all the sugar coming into town and replacing it with a substitute sweetner. Pinkie has been bringing the sugar to her queen.Pinkie is a million ants in a pony costume.
>>930407>that feel when you will never be the centrepiece of a human/pony orgy, happily lapping at their dicks while one behind ruts youwhy did i even wake up this morning
>>930535i've wanted to be the little girl for like 20 years, that probably has a lot to do with it
>>930545
>>930539I think he's going for some avant-garde thing, like, what life would be like if there were no snoops in blingeeshe shows us a darker future
>>930540You can make ice-cream out of just about ANYTHING, anon.
>>930535>Not know what shota is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKdssnoop theme
>>930539>saved from the mass-download>don't know how to use GIMPSorry anon. I hope this makes it up.
>>930547Reu saw that coming.
>>930559It's amazing what you can do with 3D printing these days.
>>930508Why do you ask the easy questions
>>930559>hasbro are you even trying? it's a rhetorical questionNo, they're not. The toys are all based on one mold. They're cheap. They don't even look like the characters. They have none of the appeal.
Can someone make a pony made out of dancing Snoops?
>>930571We should have listened.Now our fingers shall be broken by the swarm.
>>930579But 95% of the characters have the same body structure only with wings or a horn
>>930584That's just crazy enough to work
>>930587>BUT BUT BUT THE MAAAAAAANE
>tfw new horse tomorrow
>>930594scratch has a very nice mane
>>930594>that feel when all 6 of them are technically re-colored OC's
>>930553>>930545Other than the farting, I think that would work in the show.
>>930587He meant that they don't even look anything like the ones in the show and that they are all in the same pose.Not that hasbro gives a fuck since little girls and their parents aren't the most demanding market on the face of the planet.
>>930603Faust gives fan fic a good name.
best pony thread
>>930587Market-wise, its cheaper to use the same mold and mass produce rather then make a unique pony and it would be expensive due to labor, research, detail, marketing, model, etc. They are selling cheap molds to little girls, not manchildrens.
>>930606What if Hasbro were catering to the anime nerds who spend hundreds of dollars on scale replica figurines?
>>930586Did anyone screencap that Zaeed greentext story about Bronycon you made a few days ago? Shit was funny
SoWhat have I missed today
>>930603>>that feel when all 6 of them are technically re-colored OC'sNo. Look at the poses. All totally different. Different eyes and manes. The characters move an feel differnt. Sure, they cut some corners by using the same basic body. But each character moves and is unique.Like if you put Twilight in a Dash pose, it just looks wrong.
>>930603>AJ: Wow its fucking nothing
>>930603They are based on old gen ponies, so technically they aren't Laurens OC's.
>>930612then the bronies would still not be happy
>>930614>missing anythingson, do you know where you are?
Hey guys, did you hear about that Mega-Millions jackpot?What pone stuff would you buy with 400-ish million dollars left after tax?
>>930633Nothing
>>929542
>>930633NothingI'd spread all that money around on different bank accounts in different countries and be a lazy fuck for the rest of my life
>>930633I heard it's 360 million up cash after taxes.
>>930633fursuits
>>930600>tfw CMC horse tomorrow
>>930630Yes I do in factBut stillI haven't been able to pony for the entire day
>>930633All the big pony websites and delete them, thus saving the world.
>>930633I'd pay a cute girl to pretend to be a pony for the rest of her life
READY FLIN
>>930653But theyAt least they make Fluttershy cry
>>930640The speech is hard to read, kind of loses the joke.
>>930644>>930638You guys suck, GG is homeless you know.Yeah he wouldn't get anything
>>930660READY JAM
>>930660RAEDY FLOON
>>930644This.This is what you should do. You could live a high class life with the interest alone.
>>930640stop trying to copy tess
>>930653I like the cmc, im not a casual
>>930640> crazy rarity 1.pngI better be seing 2,3, etc.
>>930633I would buy one set of all of the mane 6 and probably that collectors set with NMM. Just to support the show. I would proceed to give it away to charity after holding them once.
>>930633I'd buy EqD and Ponychan.
>>930559>hasbro>trying
>>930664http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRvZvBCRyI
>>930640Woah, thanks for fufilling my request. :D
>>930655START DRAWING NASSE
>>930619It's only weird and out of place because we're used to the main 6 being as they are. Had they changed it in the beginning, like AJ being more like Pinkie Pie, that would have been the norm, and this set of ponys would be weird.Had Faust added a whole different character at the start that replaced any of them and use her Faust writing to make that pony fit in seamlessly, that pony would be like any one of them now.
>>930663Actually, yeah I'd probably keep 100 million around to play Santa Claus with.I'd give Archive guy a nice sum of money for starters
>>930648389, actually.>>930619he said recolored, not re-posed, asshole
>>930673>I would proceed to give it away to charity after holding them onceHAHA WHAT A FA-Oh you were talking about the pony merchandise.Carry on.
>>930420>implying she wasn't molested by her brother which caused her to become the shut-in that she is
>>930691i cant do the snoop thing. maybe another time.any other requests? preferably nothing that isnt featured in the show, that takes time to think, which im too lazy to do
>>930686duh?That doesn't make them recolours, because there's more differentiation than just different colours. Saying "Oh but if they'd been made differently they'd be different" is so obvious as to be a retarded thing to say
>>930689>give the archive guy money>not buying everyone here a pony whether they want one or not
>>930679And ban everyone or try to fix it?Personally I'd just fufill my gun-lust and live innawoods. Maybe I'd get a kawaii as fuck Rarity plushie in a para uniform. Maybe.Also I'd buy everyone on the general a blindbag pony
>>930640Only works as a series. First you need Panel 1: Twi doing something creative. Panel 2: Rarity saying that.
>>930420>implying she's not a virgin>implying she won't get really excited and awkward and start planning your wedding and writing her name with your surname even though ponies don't even do that the moment you show the slightest bit of interest in her, because she's so unused to it
>>930686What the fuck are you talking about
Anyone want anything drawn before I start painting?
Would you give Big Mac a belly rub nonsexually
>>930703>retarded thing to sayWHATSENTINAL SAYING SOMETHING RETARDED?!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYou'reSmallTimeOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>930713>"Would it be Twilight Anonymous or Twilight Sparkle Anonymous or even..."
>>930718spitfire in a pretty dress
>>930720Maybe?
>>930633I honestly don't know what to do with about $400mil.I mean, you could buy all the shit you want multiple times and you still would have enough money to live comfortable for the rest of your life.I'd probably just buy a nice house and fund some researches with the rest of it except for a few million dollars.
>>930704Just do both, a 100 million is more then enough for that shit.I'd probably also send every person on MLPG a 20% Nathan shirt and a flight to NYC for BroNYcon as well.
>>930703TECHNICALLY, they are re-colors. By adding manes, tails and accessories, they become more of themselves, but every pony with the same size and gender is more or less the same when you remove color, tails and the things that make them unique and recognizable.
>>930713The sad part is that when real women do this it's creepy as fuck.
>>930720No_That just sounds incredibly unappealing
>>930727>the last 15 pages of her diary are taken up with every possible permutation written over and over in her neatest hornwriting>you've only been on one date
why am here in this aspergers thread again
I've said this before, and I will say it again: Most of the cast are virgins.Twi: Maybe a kiss in Magic School.Flutters: Are you kidding me? She's never been on a date. Dash: MAJOR virgin. Also youngest. "I don't have time for boys"Pinkie: Debatable.Confirmed for not virgins:AJ: Oldest. Dated in high school. Not since.Rarity: Has had a string of bad boyfriends.
>>930747one of us, one of us, one of us
>>930640Bahahahaha Rarity's face cracks me up.
>>930741>but every pony with the same size and gender is more or less the same when you remove color, tails and the things that make them unique and recognizableSo... if you remove everything that makes them different they aren't different?Wow.
>>930297Marker pls go
>>930750>autism
>>930761More like:>fanon
>>930741>and the things that make them unique and recognizableplease stop talking
>>930747THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>930766I WANT TO GET OFF MR LETHS WILD THREAD
>>930762>synonyms
>>930619true
>>930179I take it that isn't a permanent thing.
>>930750>AJ: Oldest. Dated in high school. Not since>Rarity: Has had a string of bad boyfriendsI'd like to hear your reasoning of how you ended up with these ideas.
>>930738>I'd probably also send every person on MLPG a 20% Nathan shirt and a flight to NYC for BroNYcon as well.You better make sure we all have a 5-star hotel suite all expenses paid, nigger. It also needs to have an internet connection cuz I don't want to talk to some of you guys in person.
>>930750>Twilight>Young mare, the personal protege of the god-empress, bearer of harmony, and pretty cute>not having to beat the stallions off with a stick simply because of her status alone
>>930757I wonder if they'll start censoring eachpony
>>930684But World of Tanks just got an update
I only just noticed that's police pone in the back as a guard.Holy shitAny drawfags taking requests? I got one.
>>930750It's canon pones don't have intercourse before marriage. So they're all virgins technically, whatever your fanon and headcanon says.
>>930718>scootaloo>anon>scoot anonis that.... me?
>>930793Word of God.Can't really argue with that.
>>930793>It's canon pones don't have intercourse before marriage.HOW THE FUCK IS THAT CANON
>>930779bzzzwoohohooo >>930761
>>930757If you take a Transformer and remove his weapons and ability to transform, you can still tell him apart from other characters given his dimensions are unique. Ponys like Alley Way and Granny Smith are custom made ponys with design of their own, but ponys like Big Mac and The Mayor resemble the guards or background female pony #639 respectably.
>>930779>I'd like to hear your reasoning of how you ended up with these ideas.I just see them as the oldest, and I'm extrapolating from that. Dating is a normal adult thing to do. Rarity and Cherilee are the same age.>>930783Her status doesn't seem to be common knowledge outside of the Canterlot leadership and guards. Twi had a single kiss in Magic School. Nothing since then. >>930799>>930793Serious? Where is this.
>>930783Well sure, but it's not like she'd have the courage to get her shit together and actually take one out on a date, much less fuck him, would it?
>>930779Not that guy, but it should be obvious.AJ and Rarity act the oldest. They seem to be the most "mature."Also they're totes canon lesbians.
>>930793Technically, Faust said that in relation to interspecies fucking. So if we're being autistic here, same species is fine.
>>930720only if he was basically a big red dog during bellyrubing
>>930793Well that settles it.
>>930783>Beating off with a stickthat sounds awfulSomebody write about it
>>930799>>930793Okay, just remove "sex" and replace it with "dating experience" then. Then it's all perfect.
>>930702nope? anyone got anything?
>>930805>Massive ceremony at the end of RoH where they were heralded as heroesDo you even watch the show, or do you just like your headcanon better?
>>930815Pretty much.
>>930747marry?fuck?rape?rape?rape?rape?
>>930762More like:>Word of God
>>930805>>930802Faust said it once, when she still worked on the show. I can't be bothered to look for the exact quote.
>>930816DRAW DERPYIN A FANCY DRESS
>>930776These huge-ass scaled down comics are so annoying to read.
>>930780You bet your ass, I'd probably rent off the entire hotel.First evening we'll have a large buffet with horsemeat as the main course and shit
>>930802>arguing with Lauren Faust when she was with the show
>>930831>>930830>Anything Faust says is canon now guys
>>930799>Word of GodYou gotta cite that shit, nigga
>>930838>Anything Faust says is canon now guysShe say that when she work on the show nigga.
>>930730>try to draw a whole pone>NOPETime to sudoku in shame
>>930831It was one of her dA posts.I know I have it somewhere here between "standard mammal reproduction" and "ponies don't reproduce with mirrors."
>>930843But it didn't happen in the show.
>>930829>That PinkieUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNF
>>930824>people still don't give a fuck or pay attention
>>930824>>Massive ceremony at the end of RoH where they were heralded as heroes>Do you even watch the show, or do you just like your headcanon better?Which was instantly forgotten by everyone in the show. Do you watch the show?
>>930843She was also very explicit that they don't define shit properly until it's in the show.
>>930844Grail you can draw anythingdon't even try bailing out now
>>930835
>>930829Marry TwilightFuck PinkieRape none
>>930849you have to be a retard if you expect that on the show.
>>930829>not wanting to fuck each and every single pony in ponyville
>>930854That is a major plot hole. Saving the kingdom TWICE doesn't get you any notoriety?
>>930854What evidence do you have to back that assertion up? I'll wait.
>>930829>no white backgroundTransparency is cool and all but there's a point where it becomes retarded.
>>930790What kind of request
Take it as you will.
>>930867That doesn't change the fact that it isn't canon.
>>930867>On a very special episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic...
>>930868>implying I want to fuck the male poniesI want them to fuck me
>>930859>Anonymous has faith in meI MUST ENDURE!Ha ha time for montage music
>>930834
>>930868Even like, the mayor?
>>930880>they can mix it up so long as they're married>otherwise they have to stick to the same type of poneTwirity confirmed
>>930873Everyone knows princess celestia could've fixed the problem if the mane six failed so they don't pay them any special attention.
>>930854You know seeing how casual Twilight acted about Cerberus not guarding Tartarus and all evil things escaping and destroying everything I'm starting to think that apocalyptic scenarios are kinda the norm in Equestrai and Twilight and her friends aren't really something that interesting
>>930873Shut the fuck up, sentenal. Pony standards must be different. A living god is their monarch. Having all the vessels of magical harmony living in their small town just doesn't faze them.
>>930885as i said before just take turns
>>930874>Bon bon: Who are you?And every fucking pony in canterlot, watch S&E.
>>930829Marry RarityFuck PinkieBefriend all others.
>>930880>>930880>>930880
>>930793>Faust makes a joke about sex before marriage>word of godCaptcha related
>>930876Eh, I like the effect of it blending with the board theme, but that's a personal taste thing.
>>930880>winky faceSHE WANTS TO FUCKalso it's a little cya joke, anons
>>930905>Bon bon doesn't know her>a half dozen stuck up pones in canterlot don't recognise them >obviously literally nobody knows who they areYou can't extrapolate from 7 horses.
>>930908>Pinkie-Rarity threesomes
You and Twilight are in a deathbattle in a huge forestOnly one person leaves the battlefield aliveYou have no weaponsHow do you survive this?
>It's canon pones don't have intercourse before marriage. So they're all virgins technically, whatever your fanon and headcanon says.Re-writing it for dating then. >Twi: Single kiss with the boy she crushed on in Magic School. Nothing since then. She sees the crush as something silly to forget. >Flutters: Are you kidding me? She's never been on a date.If someone asks her out she panics and finds an excuse to get out of it. >Dash: MAJOR virgin. Also youngest. "Got a date for the prom Dash?" "Dash: Prom? Pfft. I don't have time for boys">Pinkie: Debatable.>AJ: Oldest. Had a major, serious boyfriend in high school. Nothing since. The orchard comes first. >Rarity: Has had a string of bad boyfriends. She's tried the upper crust types a few times, but it's always ended badly. Blueblood was just the last straw. Never again.
>>930894>Even like, the mayor?DIDN'T YOU DRAW THE MAYOR SUCKING HORSECOCK FULL STOP?
>>930924UhI don't?
>>930910>she didn't answer the question
>>930920>majority of side characters do not give a shit>not many if any counter examples
>>930924Probably via magic
>>930795Yes.
>>930903So the main 6 are messengers of Celestia and carry out her will of friendship and harmony, but making pony dresses makes Photo Finish draw in a crowd?
>>930920If you are going to deny the arguments whats the point?
>>930924Brute force.
>>930924I don't. Twilight would beat the shit out of me and there's nothing I could do about it.
>>930926>Never again.What does that mean? No more men or no more upper crust type men?
>>930930It was added in as an afterthought with a smiley faceYou aren't autismal enough to actually think she isn't trying to cover herself there are you?
>>930790>police poniesremeber, since Read it And Weep police-type security guards are cannon
>>930927>not wanting to fuck the mayorWhat are you guys, faggots?
>>930898You know now I'm imagining that the Canterlot high class was more annoyed that Discord ruined their potted flowers than anything else>Dear I think the the horrible reality controlling god has escaped.>First the huge pony eating spiders and now this? I'll never get to the hair dresser in time for tomorrow's party
>>930948No more abusive douchebags I presume.
>>930924Hunger Games were boring.I forced myself to finish this overrated shit.
>>930829>Estimated ages.Very close to my estimates. Bump Dash down to 17.
>>930927It does nothing for me, seriouslyThough it was still fun to do that. As much as I can manage I'm participating in every challenge they do from now on.Unless it's like OC shit
>>930960>not wanting to be the slutty mare and sucking all the horsecocks
>>930924I lay myself down and expose my neck, telling her, "I wouldn't even attempt to hurt such a pretty pone." Then she'll feel so guilty about what she's about to do that she spontaneously combusts into a million treats. I walk out.
>>930950>cover herselfFrom what
>>930940Celebrities are unusual. Magic is not.
>>930662good point>>930670looking to other artists is necessary to improve>>930672after this, Im out of ideas
>>930941because there is no argument here. There was a major awards ceremony explicitly shown in the show, this is not up for debate.An assertion like "The entire kingdom has for some reason forgotten about it!" requires more backup than "7 ponies didn't recognise them and nobody else has mentioned it even though there's no reason to do so"Is it odd? Yes. Is is absolute proof that the /entire fucking kingdom/ has forgotten about them? No, that's insane.
>>930894>>930927>>930954the mayor is one hot cougar-pony id let her dominate me
>>930977HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>930977NOW DRAW HIGH RARITY TALKING WITH HIGH TABITHA
>>930951The night guards in canterlot from It's About Time struck me as very cop-like, too. Navy blue armor, even.
>>930986What the fuck is up with this guy's dick?
>>930991HOLY SHIT THIS
>>930986What's even going on here?
>>930873>>930854>>930903>>930940>>930897Stop trying to rationalize it guys. S2 just doesn't have the same level of continuity as S1. That's it. I'm sure Faust would have made sure that other ponies recognize them from the Ceremony as Heroes of Equestria. But they didn't. That event was forgotten for the most part.
>>930920So unless many more ponys are used as evidence, the results will be forever indeterminate? Then why even bother when the show doesn't focus on these issues? If the available evidence isn't good enough to extrapolate a conclusion, why even begin?>>930975I would think their version of angels would be even rarer. That's what they basically are if Celestia and Luna are the Gods of the world.
>>930973In case some angry parent tried to say she was implying condoning premarital sex, I guess.
>>930926Actually it's still not canon, to be canon it has to be part of the actual product. It's the creators intention, but it's not bible truth.Yeah, yeah, autistic as fuck. Also I still find your list of descriptions incorrect and I disregard it entirely.
>>931005UhyeahWhat continuity?
>>930977you're not very good at copying tess your ponys look like aliens
>>931005Just like everyone remembered them all through S1, right?
>>930983It's a cartoon. It's not consistent.
>>930983Pacce wrote a funny bit about how a few days later, Carrot and Derpy saved the crops from pests and got the same award ceremony.>>931005But didn't they get ignored in S1 as well?
>>930829Headcanon ages?They're all about the same age with possibly 1-3 years of difference.In Cutie Mark Chronicles they were all about the same size, with yellowquiet being the exception.
>>931022>It's a cartoonWhen did we ever cared about this?
>>931021>>931015>Just like everyone remembered them all through S1, right?Spitfire recognized Dash when they met again.
>>930977Oh man.Try remaking the the first with more readable text.
>>931005BUT IT'S FUN>book reading>fearful Flittershy of dragons>Spikes egg hatching
>>931006Yeah but Celestia shows up _all the fucking time_. She isn't Vivec holed up in his temple -- she parades around her kingdom.If God walked around and made you pay your taxes, you probably wouldn't see his angel IRS agents as that unusual.
>>931035But not because they saved the world but because she saved her life
>>931029Is that by the guy who made the smile smile smile animation? It's neat.
>>931005>S1 had more continuityOh, for a moment I thought you were serious
>>931051>not knowing who Porkcow is
>>931012>my list is non-canonNo shit? Way to say the obvious.>>930948>What does that mean? No more men or no more upper crust type men?Yeah. Avoiding the rich jerks.
7/10 ok i laughed
Plot devices, that's why.
>>931064He wasn't talking about your list, retard. He was talking about the premarital sex thing. Fucking keep up.
>>931067Will madmax ever let go of her hat?
>>931015>>931035And the GGG saga
>>930995>The night guards in canterlot from It's About Time struck me as very cop-like, too. Navy blue armor, even.Yes, I took it that the Canterlot guards are the Canterlot police. Don't know about Ponyville though.
>>931076She will always hat us. Always.
>>931030Regardless, It's a cartoon.
>>931011Does that really matter? She said no sex before marriage, so no sex.
>>931030Argument from status quo is a fallacy anon
>>931041I would think people would treat his agents with more respect or with some common courtesy.
>>931084>Canterlot guard are canterlot policeNO FUCKIN SHIT
>>931067Love how blunt this is.
>>930991>NOW DRAW HIGH RARITY TALKING WITH HIGH TABITHAThis. Make their eyes a bit smaller too.
>>931076>Will madmax ever let go of her hat?
>>931064Not that your LIST is non canon, that Faust's comment is not canon until the ponies talk about not doing the sex before marriage.
>>931092>a fucking quick deviant art commentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop taking it so for realsies
>>931055Both seasons had enough continuityIn season one we had Twilight asking AJ about why her family isn't helping her harvest the apples, The mane cast remembering Fluttershy confronting the Manticore, Fluttershy remembering the Hop Skip and a Jump thingy, Spitfire remebering Dash saving them and winning the competition and I;m sure there is more that I'm not remembering
>>931084I sort of assumed there were two separate groups of guards, where the gold-armored were celestia's personal detail/secret service-flavored, and the blue-armored were just regular ol' cops.No reason they can't overlap though.
>>930954Not faggots, just not furries.
>>931011YOU ARE THE ENEMYA sly winking smiley is a serious face, amirite>autism
>>931106Well is not like they are going to talk about it anyway.
>>931028>But didn't they get ignored in S1 as well?Best Night Ever:>Soarin': You saved it! Thanks. >Rainbow Dash: Hey, no prob. >Spitfire: Hey! I know you. You're the pony that saved us in Cloudsdale and won The Best Flyer Competition. >Rainbow Dash: Hay yeah! Name's Rainbow Dash. >Spitfire: Well, Rainbow Dash. Looks like your skills saved us again - oh, well, at least they saved Soarin's apple pie.
>>931112go draw more Mayor Mare porn
>>931073>>931073>>931073
>>931126Again no one remembered them for defeating Nightmare moon
>>931111Spitefire kinda remembered her, she had to confirm who she was first.>save you and your teams life>oh hey, you're the guy with the cool jacket from before, right?
>>931095It might seem obvious, but I mean, it only works for Canterlot so far. We don't know what kind of Police there are in Ponyville.
>>931126But that has shit all to do with the EoH. Dash won that competition on her own wings.
>>931126>Soarin's apple pie.>Soarin's apple pie.>Soarin's apple pie.>Soarin's apple pie.>Soarin's apple pie.>Soarin's apple pie.>Soarin's apple pie.
ALL OF THE PONIES ARE VIRGINSIF THEY AREN'T I'LL BURN MY DOLLS AND SMASH THE DVDS I BOUGHTPIC RELATED WHEN I FOUND OUT NAGI WAS A SLUT
>>931119It's just a knowing wink. "Ha ha you know it's a kid's show!"Seriously so much fucking autism in this thread. And not the fake 4chan autism. Real "I don't understand human expressions and emotions" autism. Sentenal autism.
>>931126>apple pieObligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQxXpFIID0
>>931116>wanting to fuck a horse>furryThe word is zoophile.Seriously, what the fuck is with people throwing around furry for wanting to fuck the actual animals?
>>931121EXACTLY!I'm saying this may be as close to canon when it come to regarding pony sex, but it still doesn't actually count unless you want it to.Also that my fanfic is totally accurate to canon 100%
>>931128Man the Mayor got like 50 submissions when the challenge happened just go look at what people came up withSomeone else had almost the exact same idea that I did, and executed on it far better
>>931142>Aaaappplllee piiie
>>931073>plot deviceHE LLO
>>931040>>Spikes egg hatchingWhich was a continuity error. Picture showed him hatched in Twi's Ponyville Library.
>>931142HHNNNNGH
>>931130We never cared about thatIf we did, almost all of the already little show discussion that goes on in these threads would be gone
>>931144How do i human expressiveness over the internet,I have never seen a man's face in the light of daywhat does it feel like to have friends /co/And all that. It's daytime alright.
>>931149you're a furry
>>931158Maybe she brought the egg shell with him to the library?No, you're right.
>>931152>Still waiting for that Romana ficIm getting old here.
>>931111>and I;m sure there is more that I'm not rememberingThe Gala itself. Behind the plots of two eps before the event. Mentioned several times after that, and we see Flutters' ticket in her livingroom.
>>931162>/co/
>>931172Spike staged the photo because nobody thought to make one back then.
>>931149It's not a real-life horse, bro, it's a My Little Pony. That makes it furry.
Okay guys real quickI'm going to be /v/ for a momenthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDjzsFqlBX0
>>931174We do?All I know is the gal Dresses going from place to placeThey were at Rarity during SotC
>>931182>human penis on a horse0/10 would not suck
>>931036
>>931174But that was just re-using art assets.It's like asking Claire Redfield about her brother, the one that is good at fishing.
>>931185I think they also were at Rarity's place in Party of One when Spike takes out the trash I don't know if take the dresses as continuity or just low budget animation though.But, yeah, the Gala is THE continuity of S1
>>931149Because furries are people who want to be animals.
>>931176Silly Lyra, this is the /co/ thread!
>>931172Oh come on it was just a animation mistakeIf you consider that that means that Blues can become a cyclop at will.
>You now realize ponies are animals and therefore don't have the same human-tier memory as us. Only some ponies remeber important events that were directly related to themselves. With the exception of gods like Luna and Celestia.There I plugged the plothole.
>>931145>derpy has the mind of a dirty old brooklyn man and her thoughts sound as suchhello new headcanon
>>931205Oh god, I can feel the pain in their hearts
>>931205well, half of us want to be female, slutty ponies
>>931211>rape
>>931205Oh god is that his parents? They have the face of ultimate failure oh wow I have not seen such a sad parents
>>931209HE STOLE THE SHOW
>>93119810/10 would laugh again
>>931149You sure seem pretty attached to labels. It's like you are threatened by a single word.
>>930891>>930859>>930730Eeeeh still no good.
>>931215The other half wants to be male, trap, slutty ponies
>>931219What's wrong with your face?
>>931145this kills the pony
>>931226>dat posterior
>>931226Why is there a bowling ball coming out of her ass?
>>931182>>931162what the fuckis that real or is it a mod?
>>931219Blue cyclops pony is mai husbando
>>931230It is blue
>>931226Thats actually a nice dress design.
>>931142>Sören's äppelpaj
>>931226What the fuck is going on back there?WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR ASS
>>931199>But that was just re-using art assets.That, but also continuity. Suited for Success was about them getting proper dresses for the Gala
>>931239You can make custom armor in SCV.Predictable results ensued.
>>931239It's Soul Calibur. You can make custom characters
>>931245>>931238>>931237Holy shit that thing came out wrongNote to self: DO NOT DRAW OVER LIFTED TAILS
>>931240>>931230http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/sentenal%20zero%20one.wav
I miss the old dayshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zHZj8Xp-IkJOHN MADDEN
>>931228>>931215But I don't want to be a pone.I want to date the pone.
>>931239Why are you replying to me there?
>>931142
i demand fem rover
>>931239Thats real bro.It is in a ranked match.
>>931244I dont speak your god forsaken tongue.
>>931211Each animal's brain is different than humans. Many have much better memory than humans.
>>931244Jag kan inte förstå varför folk tycker att så sexigJohtuu varmaan vuosia jatkuneesta pakkoruotsista.
>>931280Also magic
>>931261>As seen on
>>931269and now we're furry again
>>930954>this hasn't been coloured yetCOLOURANON TO THE RESCUE
>>931262I'm not a completely pure sluttymare anon, I'd be up for some monogamy but only if you promise to hug me at night
>>931219"I was gonna be a diver, but I have trouble discerning depth"Oh god that was horrible please shoot me
>>931269i demand you go back to furaffinity
>>931287Who draw this?
>>931261Be careful or you might be called a nostalgiafag.Or worse yet a hipster.I miss them too, but we've got to move on
I finally caught up to this thread. You guys post too much.
>>931211Can you name all the dudes who won the medal of honor. Can you tell me the name of the man who shot Osama Bin Laden without googling it?
>>931296Looks like Jessy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04SkhkoSUl5I... I don't want to live on /mlp/ any more...
>>931297I know I know...but really they were funnyAnd it's funny to see that Black Twilight still makes people rageIt doesn't derail threads as it used to back in December but it's nice to see it back
>>931304FUCKNOFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCVFCJFKFCJFCJKFC<JJSADJKSDJAÜML;LHJKJHKJASDNHJKASDHNO.
>>931304That was... depressing
>>931301>Can you tell me the name of the man who shot Osama Bin Laden without googling it?Did they reveal that? SEAL identities are kept secret, right?
>>931301If even humans can't do that, how would you expect ponies to remember all the names of the guys who defeated Discord?
>>931304>Picture of a lake and fluffy pony drownsObvious punchline was obvious. Why was this vocaroo'd
>>931301I honestly wouldn't try to find similarities with killing Osama and defeating NMM.
>>931321No, it's still hidden.
>>931323That's the point, anon.
>>931326Yeah I mean we never had anything to even compared to you know, the things NMM and Discord did.
>>931323That was my point. I'm sure the 6 are heroes to some, but the average joe probably were like, I'm glad we have them around and then lined their birdcage with the newspaper.
>>931317http://vocaroo.com/i/s09eGtwvSGjCNo tears.
>>931321most of them got killed anyway
>>931333>>931347I guess my >autism made me miss that.
>>931360Yeah didn't they all conveniently die shortly afterwards?
>>931347Meanwhile on /v/....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDjzsFqlBX0
>>931355Only dreams.
>>931364Didn't a chopper go down or something
>>931373>ramirez
this thread is dildoes
>>931366Haha oh wow.
>check paheal as usual every morning when i wake up>bunch of new badly drawn porn as expected>see human futa gildaOVER THE LINE MS
>>931373Yes.Not all of them died, but several did.
>>931373Apparently.
so true
>>931366Slowpoking I see.
>>931389POST THE LINK MOTHER FUCKER
>>931389Dude that pic is fucking old, summer old.
>>931389>human futa gildaActually, that pictures was done ages ago, it was just now colored.
>>931390Actually, never mind>No member of the Bin Laden raid team was among the deadhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SEAL_Team_Six#Afghanistan_helicopter_crash.2C_August_6.2C_2011
>>931399Nigga I loved Space Jam.What the fuck
>mfw I didn't get a chance to post a pic of myself enjoying valentines day with my waifu on the MLPG waifu wall ;___;
>>931414I like it because it's about dunking
>>931389>her penis is in the middle of her stomachA++ MS
>>931399Rotten tomatoes is notoriously terrible at rating movies that are older than the site itself.Half of my childhood favorites that aren't animations are like 50% or less.
>>931411>wikipedia>trusted source.
>>931411I was wondering what the hell you guys were talking about. One of the Shadow Hawks did go down and they had to detonate it so as not to leave any tech for the pakis but none of them died. Even the dog survived.
>>931419I blame Smile for being the first one to do that
>>931419>that feel when you made a special meal and got her picture up and then realised your camera was out of charge and you didn't have the chargerI ate my meal alone. It was delicious, but... Forgive me, Twi
>>931431NAZISM IS FUN IF WE STICK OUR TONGUES OUT
>>931390>>931391But how can we compare all this with what happened with the mane cast?Okay let's ignore the NMM partNot many ponies remembered her and they defeated her in the middle of the everfree forestProbably Celestia just said that yeah my sister is back again.But the Discord incident?HE FUCKED UP REALITYAND THEY SENT A HUGE RAINBOW BEAM THAT RESTORED THE FUCKING PLANETAND THEY HAD A PUBLIC AWARD CEREMONY HELD BY CELESTIA IN FRONT OF EVERYONEI don't think we have any equivalent to that in the real world
>Tabitha posts on twitter that she has a tulpa>it's rarityHow hard do you hit the ceiling, /co/?
>>931431>enforcing harmonySure is fascism
>>931429>mainstream media>trusted source
>>931441It'd be like if a group of 6 people single-handedly won world war 2 when all hope had been lost. They'd be fucking remembered.
>>931445Tabitha has a twitter?
>>931436I was just following anon orders
>>931432This was a few weeks after the Bin Laden raid. Not the helicopter they lost in the raid.>>931429http://articles.latimes.com/2011/aug/06/world/la-fg-afghanistan-chopper-20110807>No member of the Bin Laden raid team was among the dead
>>931419Valentine Day was one hell of a day for the General. That was fun.
>>931445Does she even have a Twiter?
>>931445proof, good sir
>>931445She is not autist like hopopo.
>>931445Link?
>>931441they probably accredit celestia with that,compare the cabinet of any major government, say, during world war two.
>>931448>Not trusting guys in the alleyway with tinfoil hats>2012They were the only ones to break the story on purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock.
>>931456I see now.
>Only in Indonesia (especially Toraja), a corpse is usually being carried up to the grave, but in Toraja, the corpse is woken up letting it tol walk to its grave (is rarely performed anymore)The corpse is woken up using black magic. This is done because in Toraja the graves/cemetries is placed above limestones mountains.The corpse walks by itself, and its guided by an expert in black magic behind it. But there is one prohibition, the corpse shouldn’t be appointed, once pointed, the corpse falls down and isn’t able to walk againwhat? is this true?
>>931441Actually, wasn't Discord pretty much busy with Ponyville or that maze for the duration of his freedom?
>>931464>>931460>>931459>>931451There goes that >autism again. Hypotheticals.
>>931478Yes, fucking tojos.
>>931445>>931463>>931460>>931459>>931451Its a hypothetical, nigras.God you guys are thick.
>>931463thisat least her tulpa isn't some kind of monkey girlright hopopo?
>So let me get this straight... I suck everyone's dick in MLPG and I get to go to equestria?>>correct>just dick sucking>>just the sucking>do I need to swallow?>>It would be nice>ah
>>931449>>931441Okay so it's either ponies have brain problems>>931211 or every Monday is apocalypse Monday >>930898
>>931198>dem expressions
>>931445Oh wait, you're speaking hypothetically. Good one, anon. I would have a very good laugh indeed. Also she would definately become the VA I'd want to have a relationship with the most.
>>931483>wasn't Discord pretty much busy with PonyvilleYes.
>>931478damn... i missed the /x/ board by a mile
>>931478>>>/x/
>>931475>Not doing your own unbiased researchIts like you follow everthing without question.
>>931486He should have said: How hard WOULD you hit the ceiling. It is delibaretely confusing.
>>931490So... what's the catch?
>>931504I'm sure /tg/ would enjoy that
>>931478>Guys, does magic exist?I'm going to have to go "probably not" on that. it's likely someone took a pic of that, and someone else said "hey it looks like it's walking". And then someone else made the story.That woman is probably alive and just has some horrifying disease. THis is way creepier than zombies.
>>931504>/x/ gets raided>/k/ has to solve it>again
>>931445>mfw MLPG thinks Tabitha is so crazy she might even do it
>>931483We don't know anything about the rest of the world or what he did when the mane cast were fucking around being discordedHe could teleport and just snap his fingers to fuck everythingHell he could probably snap his fingers in ponyville and make all the gryphons kittens or something
>>931520What kind of reaction is that?
>>931490This has been firmly established: there is only one thing that MLPG would not do to get to Equestria, and it is kill your waifu.
>>931521There are no gryphons in Ponyville
>>931524
>>931514probably a full 50% of the general doesn't shower?
>>931529I meant the gryphons in their homelandYou know from a huge distance
>>931524A chimpanzee who is unable to grow a coat.If you look at the muscles you can see why these bastards can rip your face off easily.
>>931532But that's pretty wrong
>>931532And I have a self-degradation fetish. What's the catch?
>>931504>>931519>/x/ gets raided>/x/ sleeps over at /tg/'s house>/x/ continues to friendzone /tg/
>>931532I haven't showered today since I have no need to leave. I'm really greasy and gross. Otherwise I'm a normal person.
>>931538Chimps are fucking built. The hairless ones are what I imagine orcs/goblins to loook like.
>>931541>/x/ gets crush on /k/>/k/ annoyed because married to /an/
>>931532You mean this image isn't true????
>>931538>If you look at the muscles you can see why these bastards can rip your face off easily.That's not hypothetical:http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/45380267/ns/today-today_health/t/chimp-attack-victim-speaks-about-new-face-new-hopes/#.T3X4JsXE5Xc
does /mlp/ have a board-tan?if not let's make one
>>931539I don't normally agree with anon but he does have a point this time.I bet most of us are mostly clean shaven and shower daily.Except for Leth since he is not a filthy fleshbag.
>>931539I should note that I'm including anyone who only lurks as well.
>>931532>not having a pc in the showersure as hell smells like beta in here
>>931553Source.Guy on the right I might know. Is he from Toronto?
>>931545>not showering out of a basic respect for your own body.Sure is brony in here
>>931564Oh.
>>931555>nature
can I have derpy references, you nignogs you
>>931553...To be quite honest, that brony actually legit looks like he'd be bro as fuck.
>>931560Why would we need one? We have Ponies.
>>931553It is true.We are the swaggest.I'm posting from my lower Manhattan corner office right now. I'm wearing a $9000 suit and will rail my secretary later.
>>931560nah
>>931570This happens every time someone posts that.
>>931571>Showering when you're not going outWhat's the point?
>>931571I will shower soon. Just... not now. I'm too comfy.
>>931560no. We'd need one for both /mlp/ and MLPG. MLPG'd probably use tex's anon anyway.ALSO:MLPG takes the 2012 4chan Cup, beating out the 2011 winner, /k/, by a single goal.Your reaction?
>>931583feeling comfortabelnuff said
>>931541>/mlp/ wants to fuck /vp/ so hard>/vp/ is in love with /a/>/mlp/ spends the night with /v/
>>931563Would you carefully remove Leth's outer plating and brush his inner circuitry nice and clean, MLPG?
>>931555>>931574I think chimps attack you by.Disfiguring the face, genitals, hands, feet and then attempting to eat you if they get that out of the way.Fuck those guys.And loads of americans have them as unregistered pets right?
>>931582>This happens every time someone posts that.Because I've been asking that each time it has been posted. And no one has answered.The guy I'm thinking of was/is a Paramedic from Toronto.
>>931587Neat.
>>931580AND YOU KNOW THAT MY SUIT COSTS MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE/I'm a scoundrel, a lover, a murderous louse/and I'd look good in your bed/and do you think that I'm lookin' good?/and everybody's HAPPY HAPPY TONIGHT
>>931587NoneI mean it would be funny and the cup was fun especially when /co/ won against /a/ but nothing special
Do you want to be the little filly, mlpg?
>>931593only if i'm allowed to
>>931605Slutty filly?
>>931593
>>931587But anon I don't think you understand the point of board-tans.I think what you are referring is a board personification, which Tex's anon does well enough.Boards-tans are kawaii uguu animu girls representing each board.
>>931605Who doesn't?
>>931604>/co/;_;
>>931605you're asking like there's a choice
>>931593___sexually or non-sexually?
>>931612>girlsRougly 1/3 board-tans are male. Notable ones include /v/, /b/, /a/ (trap), /tg/, and /k/.
>>931532>that feel when fluttershy dies because of the filthy water she drinks poisons her
>>931624Do you even have to ask?
>>931618Oh we being depressed againOkay let me try>/co/>That feel when Madmax hat us
>>931598I don't think MLPG is diverse enough to know.
>>931610Silly anon, fillies are not for ___sexually!
>>931628I miss /co/nrad
>>931631>fluttershy dies>no one notices when she doesn't show up in an episode ever again
>>931633Fuck summer MLPG.
>>931641also /co/. that too.
>>931633>>That feel when Madmax hat usThat just makes me laugh, though.
>>931633>enjoy your summerOuch
>>931587implying a neckbear vidya gaem tourney measures are board's thread, god, it's like i'm in middleschool again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvH8Z-QToc0Chimps rip people's faces off.
>>931643And nothing of value was lost
>>931637Maybe but I would be the first slutty filly.
>>931631>messing with plumbing>socket wrenchDoes nobody understand what are appropriate hand tools for various basic maintenance tasks
>>931633That feel summer is coming soon.......
>>931605>>931605i want to be the slutty little filly ;_;
>>931633>tfw /mlp/ will never fit into a word well
>>931633;_;
>>931657Maybe she just used it to bash the pipe open
>>931651>measures are board's thread
Hey guys, I've been seing these threads on the front page of /co/ for a while now, and just had the courage to see what the fuss is about.Honestly I think it's a good show but I have just one questionIs the yellow one autistic?
>>931643>the characters are seen crying, especially dash, for no apparent reason sometimes
>>931598This is the best I found.http://sirjames314.deviantart.com/art/Fluttershy-and-SGT-Dave-210611412
>>931671>using a socket wrench to hit anythingSocket wrenches are small and light, guy.
>>931643>Twi: Didn't you used to hang out with some, like quiet pony or something?Dash: Uh.. doesn't ring any bells, sorry. Come on Spitfire. Let's go race across the skies. You are the BEST FRIEND EVER!
>>931681brittle pipesI'm just playing devils advocate
Why are navel oranges so fucking great, /co/?
>Interrupt my fap to check what's going on in MLPG right nowI need to re-evaluate my life.
>>931676Why the fuck do you think she's called Yellowautism? Do you even watch the show?
>>931688You're doing a bad job and attempting to create false balance.
>>931646The first month was shitBut that was because we didn't know how to handle the hiatusI mean look at January 2011 when the first three week hiatus hitAnyway July and August were very fun and we had show discussion quite a lotThe most popular topics were Princess Celestia planing everything about the mane cast and NMM, evil versions of the mane cast, Evil versions of the elements of harmony and if the elements of harmony could be used by evil since you know Loyality, Honesty, Magic and Laughter don't necessarily mean good alignment...harder for Generosity and Kindness though. We just went with corrupted kindness and generosity though
>>931676Nah, just shy.Twilight is the one with aspergers.
>>931631>that feel when i piss in the shower
>>931680That guy is in the military???
>>931693>interrupt doing anything to check what's going on in MLPG right nowI've lost control of my life
>>931689I have no clue on what you're rambling about but goddamn I have to get me that prescription that you're on.
hi guyshttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0R1CLZOvvZY
would you?
>>931659Silly scootanon, fillies are not for sexually!They are for tea parties!
>>931696I got hit with a socket wrench and it messed with my ability to argue
>>931694>>931699Every time. Every fucking time there's people who replies to the pasta
>>931717thatsthejoke.jpg
>>931676Don't know if she's autistic. Maybe some kind of assburgers.She is worst pone, though.
>>931697I'm glad you have some good memories of it.All I remember is Faceless and watching Groundhog Day on repeat.
>>931710You sure it wasn't a pipe wrench? It'd probably be a better tool for the job and I would find the resulting damage more believable.
>>931709I'd have a tea party with the CMC.
Which background pone has the best mane?
>>931708I would eat that piggy pie.
>>931728cloudchaser
>>931728
>>931728Cloudchaser by far.
>>931697Oh yeah, those were neat.
>>931728Cloudchaser
>>931732Lookit all dat dosh about to be made
>>931732That Discord one is pretty cute.
>>931728Fluttershy
>>931732Chibi pones?
>Would love to write for cartoons>MLPG thinks my stories suck>that feel that I'll never go anywhere with writing>That feel when mediocre
Alright, could someone give me a prompt? for drawing, I mean
>>931704>not knowing about navel orangesThey are deliciousThere should be a navel orange pony It would have a little conjoined twin
>>931751>>>/ponychan/They'll hugbox you there
>>931749Sure why not
>>931757twilight stashing books all over equestriain case of nerd emergencies
Come on MLPG, even little fillies showeryou can shower too
>>931757husband and wife cuddling
>>931732holy shiiiiit
>>931751Stop thinking you'll be good without practise and write all the fucking time.
>>931761>It would have a little conjoined twinSomebody needs to draw this
>>931764>Arceus legsWhy. Cannot unsee.
>>931697CORRUPTED KINDNESS!!!!YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!I HATE YOU FOREVER!
>>931762I'm curious. Is writing something you can get significantly better at? Or am I doomed forever to mediocrity?
>>931780You can get significantly better at anything.
>>931767I cant, the pipe just explode.>>931779Wut?
>>931767>Come on MLPG, even little fillies shower>you can shower tooI teach 9 year olds. They are all dirty and kind of gross.
>>931757Mane cast beating the shit out of each other with a board of Monopoly in the middle of the room>>931779WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?
>>931697>the severing
>>931732I would buy a soarin and spitfireand make them kissy
>>931780Write a lot. Keep writing. Critique it yourself and get others to do so. You'll get better.Also, read a lot. Don't stop reading. No, >greentext stories don't count.
>>931786>I teach 9 year olds...to shower?
>>931787>Mane cast beating the shit out of each other with a board of Monopoly in the middle of the roomHahahaha oh fuck yes, draw this
>>931786Teach...what?
>>931789Wasn't it the sequel with Twilight corrupting their element?
>>931792What about .jpgs of MLP fanfiction from the early months?
>>931767What's all this shit about showering
>>931780Here's a handy editing method when you've got nobody else around.Do a cold read, out loud. Mark any point in the piece where you trip over yourself trying to say the words out loud, or running out of breath. Particularly for dialogue.
>>931786quit MLPG'ing and teach those 9 year olds how to properly handle a 14 ft spear!
>>931787GUYS GUYSWHAT IFWHAT IF GUYS WHAT IF WE TOOK MONOPOLYGUYS ONE SECONDGUYS WHAT IF WE TOOK MONOPOLYAND AND WE COMBINED IT WITH NEW SUPER MARIO BROS WII AND MARIO PARTY?
>>931799>>931796As in teaching teaching. Although I'm technically just a teacher's assistant and don't make that much. Trust me, kids are gross. I see dried snot on their shirts. Dried breakfast. Most of them are kind of dumb too. Although I am shocked at how relatively smart they are.
>>931785>>931787Sorry, it's a Fallout Equestria thing. If I see the words "corrupted kindness" one more time I will have to kill again.
>>931809>or find yourself running out of breathI am bonkers, how did I butcher that so hard
>>931803That's just a step above greentext. Ideally you want to be reading published literature (good literature -- not Twilight or the Hunger Games or stupid fantasy shit or pulp sci-fi) -- something that has at least theoretically made it past a few editors. Academic nonfiction can work, too, provided it's not technical, scientific, or engineering textbooks or something.Fanfiction will do in a pinch. Nothing wrong with reading that. It's a good way to spot what's going wrong in your own writing, after all.
>>931826>that green wallYOU FUCKED UP MONO...Is Mono even here anymore?
>>931787>with a board of Monopoly in the middle of the room...Or a TV with Mario Party on it.
>>931784This. It applies to everything from drawing to writing to playing videogames.Now If only I had realized this 5 years ago.
>>931809>doing thisWHY DOES EVERYTHING I WRITE SOUND TERRIBLE
>>931826HOLY FUCKIT WOULD BE A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
>>931827I know, thats why fillies are better.
Is it wrong that I want t see a Street Fighter x MLP Cross over?
>>931809This. This is what I do for everything I ever write. Read it to yourself out loud, and change as you go. Makes the whole text much cleaner.
>>931840Because most likely it is.
>>931846>fillies are better
DORKS
>>931829Try to read it and fail I love fallout too much for that.
>>931827>I see dried snot on their shirts. Dried breakfast.I'm about to throw up
>>931852The illusion has been shattered;_;
>>931732Those are cute, but they look like they'd fall apart without much effort.
>>931840Your brain can smooth for choppy use of language much more easily when you don't have to operate your vocal machinery.
>>931862I mean non sexually
>>931846>>931827And sometimes they have really bad breath. And a few of them have bad teeth.
>that feel when for the last 2 days I have done nothing at all except sleep and browse MLPG.I really, really want to get off Mr Leths Wild Ride now please.
>>931875>that feel when I've done that for the past 3 weeks
>>931866As someone who liked that story, I can't blame anyone who didn't.
>>931875THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>931872Would you hug a filly sexually?
>>931875>nothing but MLPG on a thursday and a fridayyou unemployed and/or on a break?
the season ends in 4 more episodes
>>931867Its more like them wiping their nose on their sleeves. I always notice it.
>>931840Learning comes in many forms.1) Association of stimuli:*Classical Conditioning*A type of learning in which a response naturally elicited by one stimulus comes to be elicited by a new formerly neutral stimulus.2) Learning through the association of stimuli and responses:Behavior that is consistently rewarded will be "stamped in" as learned behavior, behavior that brings about discomfort will be "stamped out".3) Social learning:Learning by observing the actions of others.-A type of learning that takes place without the use of reinforcement.-Survival value. Unless you can create a singularity to spoon feed you knowledge and experience, learning takes time and repetition.
>>931827yeah, kids are absolutely disgustingcute cartoon fillies are not, though
>>931844>Nintendo announces a new game>They release it first in the States and Europe to show that they care about them>Japan just comes and takes the resources from the barren Wasteland>>931829That's pretty retarded broI mean I followed Fallout Equestria since the beginning and had a lot of >feels but really it's old and pretty forgettableAnd the corrupted part was a pretty shitty thing
>>931875Welcome to the last 3 months of my life anon.>>931879Its too much for me considering how bad fo3 is.>>931884Whats a sexual hug anyway? Your grind against her?
>>931888>implying that's gonna stop the circlejerk
>>931888nice trips
>>931885Classes cancelled. Been trying to write papers while browsing.And we all know how well that ends up.
>you will never have a plushie like this
>>931898Well at least F3 was funIt lacked the atmosphere from the other Fallout games but it did it's job to entertain you
>>931905Holy shitthat's the best pony plushie I've ever seen
>>931904>we all know how well that ends upMLPG fucked up my thermo finalI blame all of you
>>931875>>931878>Not doing that for over a yearDON'T TOUCH ME YOU FILTHY CASUALS
>>931894>I still haven't finished it.But Littlepip went on and on and on and ON about how she was "corrupted kindness" that it's now my eye twitch button.
>>931912I agree with this guy, it was probably a bad fallout game but it was a fun bethesda game
>>931905Oh god this and that beatnik Rarity plush are my favoritesAnd I want them so muchBut I'll never have them
>>931905Kinda want.Never been a plushie person and I haven't had a stuffed animal since I was 10.But it IS Rarity...
Hey, /co/.Should I introduce the /mlp/ board to the whole movie, just the particular scene, or none?
>>931922Wait you like it but you never finish it?>>931923>but it was a fun bethesda gameYou have a point, is way better than skyrim.
>>931929Whats the movie?
>>931905Stiff plushies?No thank you. If it can't squish in my arms, I don't want it.
>>931862>>931846MARSHMALLOW SONG GENERAL?
>>931932>fallout 3>better than skyrimfaggot
>>931929I love that movie
>>931943>Skyrim>Not shit
>>931945Whats the movie?
>>931922>I still haven't finished it.Oh you still quit after the Fluttertree thing right?Well it sucksAnd what happens after that is complete shitAlso fuck Fluttershy
YOU CANNOT REACH ME NOW
>>931913>that's the best pony plushie I've ever seenI personally like this one
>>931943>Skyrim>goodNot even fo3 ending is as bad as skyrim ending.
>>931946you're right, it isn't
>>931948The Secret of Kells
>>931950Was she a faggot?
>>931872>I mean non sexuallyI've found this amusing.I like anime lolis. Anything sexual with fillies however? Squicks me out. I think it's because anime lolis remind me of teenage girls, and fillies remind me of actual little girls. And adult female ponies remind me of real girls.
>>931952>terryMy sides!
>>931948>>931938http://bigg16.deviantart.com/art/Go-Where-I-Cannot-152925345"Thomas Moore's "The Secret of Kells"
>>931932It got REALLY stupid towards the end and I just can't get up the will to read the last three bits right now.
>>931888Why do you think I've been transitioning to Korra?
>>931952>>931905>you can only get these if you go and find a job. Do it now.
>>931958>>931963thanks
>>931942Go for it
>>931770ross pls go
>>931969Don't abandon the >rape captial Deaf.
>>931962Sadly that's not what she named it, I just changed that part of the pic name and left the other bit intact.
>>931971>already have a job>ordered a 3d printed lyra with trousers
>>931969because the main cast is mostly male?
ONE MORE DRAWINGTHIS DAY IS COMPLETELY LOST ANYWAYLAY IT ON ME
>>931946>>931953This still amuses me/v/ and the general were praising Skyrim for a few weeks after it came outNow everyone hates itHehAnyway someone post that Statler and Waldorf thingy where They go from loving it to it was shit
>>931969You fucking weakling, stay here until the end.
>>931978ok!
>>931983Someone post Slywit's song
>>931961The other way around for me.>>931964And this 3 chapters are longer than the bible im sure.
>>931963How the hell did you find the link so fast?
>GeneralIvan will never finish this story;_;
>>931943>Skyrim>not the most boring casual Bethesda game in existenceHow many skills did Morrowind have? 27How many does Skyrim have?>skills mean anything in Skyrim
>>931982>Not having a 3d printer
>>931988Sketalu.>>931989I hate it from day one anyway.
>>931989/v/ does that for everything. Love it at first, then hate. I think it's because of different people posting? At first there's the fans, and then they move onto something new. And then afterwards it's just regular /v/-ers.
>>931997Just wait for fo4>No SPECIAL>No unarmed>Reskined skyrim dragons as super mutants.
>>931989most of the annoying people in here are straight outta /v/ these days. The /mlp/ move was the new summer hiatus.
>>931988Ponify this with Scootaloo as bloodsocker.
>>931997>Morrowind>Good by today's standardsyeah, enjoy your RNG to-hit mechanics in a first person game
>>931989http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSF0Gi7oM0
>>932003Me tooHell I joined MLPG because /v/ was just Skyrim and you faggots always entertained meIt just happened to be on an episode day and well...I got hocked and never leftI WANT OUT PLEASE
>>931929and what is this movie about
>>932021>today's standardsWell thats your problem kid.
>>931996>fanfiction
>>932025it was a shitty movie for pretentious hipsters
>>932006This is why stopped going to /v/ after /vg/ was made.Every general is like MLPG except replace ponies with the game in question.I love it.
>>931950Yeah, the Fluttertree thing and the whole Killing Joke stuff and Littlepip crying about her cute mark getting shot and not giving a fuck about her griffon companion.It was just too much. I will finish it, I just have other shit to do.
>>932009;_;
>>932036So they discuss the game for a few hours after it's released and then they talk about everything else except that game?
>>932024
>>932041>I just have other shit to do.Like not writing!
>>931751>Wants to write for cartoons>Doesn't write verticalTake my hand and let me teach you...
>>932032I can't find it anywhere
>>932049Pretty much yeah, only a few of them actually remain on topic for long. They all dissolve into "what are you drinking lol" soon enough.
>>932051Exactly!
CUTE PONAE
>>>/v/134361604
>>931775This. I fucking hate everything I write, but I'm very slowly moving towards something that doesn't make me want to claw me eyes out.
>Want to write a simple program>Don't know what to doFUCK
>>931980Hardly the rape capital anymore. Who even talks about it, now that I only lurk and Sparkler is gone?>>931983Very funny.>>931990I plan to, but I was an Avatar fan long before I started like ponies.
>>932071What do you want to do?
>that feel when want to draw but can't
>>932073New nigger human when?
>>932060I visited the Fallout general once...It ended with some guy making Vegeta and P.Q. bitching about how Bethesda was a dick to Obsidian
>>932049
>>932073We were talking about it this morning. And sparkler is still here but he lurks
So, have you masturbated to horses yet today, MLPG?I know I have
>>932085Hah I remember that thread.
>>932076That's the problem, I want to write something but I don't know what.It doesn't help that I just started learning Java so I can't make anything complicated yet.
>>932088For once I'm glad I wasn't here in the morning threads
>>932073>Sparkler>LeavingHe'll always be here in our heartshe's better as anon anyway
>>932088Good thing he is already fading.
>>932091Those ponies look like anime lolis.
>>932088You were? Damn. That's what I get for spending time with my family on Spring Break...
>>932091No.To make matters worse, my parents could be calling basically at any point. So I'm sitting here, wanting to, but I can't, because the moment I take my pants off they'll call.
Summer's probably not going to keep me away from MLPG. It's not like we discuss the show most of the time anyway.
>>932091Every time I see this picture I think "this is what tiara's shit would look like if he'd slow the fuck down"also, no. I never do.FAPPING IS FOR GAYLORDS I'D RATHER LISTEN TO THE JONNY QUEST THEME
Just kidding.
>>932091Sure thing. Especially to this.www.ponibooru.org/post/view/76688
>>932106I mean we were discussing pet play and power play last thread and you weren't talking.And that dream about getting raped as a pony.And that guy raping his friend in the ass in a dream.Yeah we still talk about rape alot.
FAVCORITE HORSE WALSK UPT O YOU AND SAY HEY SPARKLER I MEAN ANON I WILL MATRRY YOU BUT ONLY IF YOU LET ME SHIT POOP ON YOUR CHEST XZXDWHAT DO !>!?!!@?!
okay, i decided to do clean lineart for this months thing. number one, derpy hooveshows it look?
Why is she so greyish white, /co/?
>>932110>slowing down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWE
>>932126 NIGGA STOP THAT SHIT
>>932124It looks derpy.
>>932110I don't even like most of the guys' other drawings he's done, because most of them are horses in nurse costumes. But >>932091 makes me laugh every time I see it and I love it.
WHYJUST WHYWHO MASTURBATES TO BEE STINGS
>>932003
>>932116The pet play and power play stuff was all with self as the bottom, as was the dream, and the last was gay. I don't interrupt when people talk about stuff I don't like, I'd rather just let them enjoy what they enjoy and wait for something I prefer to come up.
>>932070Oh god, are you me?
I WANT TO GET OFF MLPG
>>932124not badher front right leg is a little thin at the base, other than that looks like derpy
>>932126Grey and white are synonymous when talking about horse coat colour.You move MLPG.
>>932126IT'S GREYISH BLUE
>>932137oh don't bee such a pain in the ass
>>932124The raised foreleg's a bit noodley, like you're trying to draw the whole thing from the side rather than having each segment overlap as it would from that angle.In terms of the cleanliness of the ink, it is very much so. Good on ya for that.
At first, it was a dream come true.I finally did it.When it happened, I myself couldn't even believe it.But it was real.I killed her. I shot her.And I was so glad I could do it at long last.But the extasy of it only lasted a couple of days.In the beggining I only had troubles with my sleep, nothing serious.Then it started.Catching a glimpse of yellow and pink in the corner of my eyes.Hearing a faint whimper and cry.Hearing pleas not to do it.It only got worse as time passed.I became a trainwreck.I can't bear it, I'm going to end it guys.Just a tip from a dead man for you.Never harm ponies. Don't corrupt them.Don't even make them cry.Forget the grimderp bullshit.Ponies are supposed to be happy and cute.Happy and cute...Happy and cute and alive...
>>932137Someone drew that Flutters porn. THEN someone added hte bees.
>>932146its me by the way. the main thing i wanna know is if the lines are clean enough or whateveris it worth colouring?
>>932126>filenameNot really I watch the show.
>>932151
>>932139>Human Scoots>Not ambiguously brown
Any good traumatized or rape fics out there
>>932145You can check out any time you likeBut you can never leave!
>>932161SHUT UP DOOKS
>>932139>filenameMy sides!>>932144I will hate you forever because you lie to me.
Good morning Nasse
>>932177Dude it 10 PM there
>>932143I think the pet play was switch.I still consider that a missed opportunity when we are in fetish mode.
>>932143Wow, you're a real bro man.
>>932177It's 22:00
>>932177>Nasse>Morning
>>932091No, and every time I see that lineup I get pissed off that they put scratch in instead of berry punchfuck that nigger shit, berry is in the show way more than that off-white bitch
>>932190whoa chill out man
>>932164
>>932145>I WANT TO GET OFF MLPGRead Berserk. Where lolis get beheaded and have their skulls crushed.And then it turns into Friendship is Magic in the last arc.
Haha time for terrible HiE fanfiction
>>932161I cannot into nonwhite skin colours.
>>932196Why the fuck did they not use Bubbles?it's like they don't even know who fucking tara strong is ffs
>>932196...Wasn't one of the protagonists in FF2 able to speak squirrel, too? (NES FF2, not the renamed-FF4-for-the-SNES FF2)
>>932124eyes too close together you homosexual
Guys, Spike is a berry nice dragon.
>>932216what if that's his >style?
You ever say something so terribly stupid on 4chan that you close your browser and come back later because you don't want to read the replies?
>>932201I think i was the feels terrible guy.I think...
>>932201Oh my, so many conflicting feels
>>932224No.I just hide the post if that happens
>>932186No I'm not, I'm a worthless tripfag.
>>932184I think all of us pet-play anons are switch
>>932211>"There's one obvious connection, so any jokes made about any other interpretation is WRONG!"Lighten up, anon, it's just a joke.
>>932207WHAT ARE YOU A RACIST OR SOMETHING
>>932218He's a Salamander dragon. Calling it now.
Umm... Sorry to bother you anon...But...Could you...Uh...Nevermind...I mean, uh...Could you scratch my ears please?
>>932213I think he could speak beaverAlso man I loved the Emperor's New Groove
>>932228I can help you with that anon, rape random ponies and worship your waifu.
>>932226Thank god i'm not the only one who can't tell which posts are my own and which posts aren'tI watch the thread simulators and I honestly can't remember if my posts are in there or if I just read them laterMLPG turned my brain into goop
>>932238if it was a well done comic I would agree with youbut it's just stills with text1/10
>>932236Not me.
>>932240quality
>>932243*fartz*
>>932224I try to save face by claiming I was trolling and using stupid memes like "U MAD".
>>932243NO WAY LYRA YOU'RE GETTING WAY TOO ATTACHED TO THAT SHIT, YOU'VE BEEN NEGLECTING YOUR JOB AND AND BONBON AND EVERYTHING, FUCKI'M CUTTING YOU OFF
>>932177Celestia?
>>932243SURE GET OVER HERE YOU TINY MARSHMALLOW HORSESIT BESIDE ME AND EXPOUND UPON YOUR DAY AS I RELIEVE YOU OF YOUR HEAD ITCHIES
2.3
>>932245someone should stream it
>>932243Yeah I'll do it, but you gotta do something for me first
>>932236Well I'm the conflicting feels switch guyI do pretty much everything but feel rather broken as a result.
Masturbating to horses
>>932275
>>932275>2.3
>>932186not using brohoofsi shiggy wiggy
>>932267>>932272Make up your mind!>>932280And what is that something?
>>932257
>>932281You bring the collar, I'll bring my obedient ass, I promise not to not enjoy it
>>932294DANCEDANCE FOR IT
>>932300Chickens will never truly fly
>>932294>>932272DAMN IT ALL MAN YOU'RE JUST ENABLING HER, QUIT IT YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOTNO EARSCRATCHES FROM US TODAY LYRA, YOU'VE GOT SHIT TO DO THAT ISN'T VEGGING OUT ON THE COUCH WITH A HUMAN'S HAND IN YOUR MANE
>>932288I would plow those pegagirls all day longWe need some more fapmaterial on them
>>932300We're 100% BLACK
>you are now realizing that Dr. Quest looks like a red-haired Sean Connerymanually
>>932300
>>932310>>932318But I can dance for it, see?See, I'm dancing!Please, please please scatch my ears!
>>932300>>932257>not making scootaloo a kenyan blue-blacky'all racists
>Switchessub4lyfwe fuk 2getheru cum on me
>>932304I get off on both at the same time by self subbing, knowing I'm a vindictive bastard makes me feel worse than anyone else could
>>932330KEEP DANCINGIT AMUSES ME
>>932327>Dr. Quest...SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
>>9319954chan X has the ability to Google pictures and find links with them in itSlowpoke response, damn you getting work done.
mlpg is very boring
>>932324Damn straight. I'd love to take them both at once.
>>932325>>932329>Implying
>>932343YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH>>932330LYRA I'LL BE AT YOUR HOUSE THIS EVENING WITH BONBON. WE NEED TO TALK
>>932350she is the niggest
>>932349>>932324plus they're clearly sistersgot that whole incest angle to explore
>>932341Don't feel bad, that's the point. If I wanted somebody who would treat me great I wouldn't be into that, would I?
I used to imagine an MLPG meetup as some one having rented a pony and everyone taking turns with it on stageNow it's more like everyone pretends to be a mare pony while the Stallion they rented takes turns with them on stagewhat happened?
>>932348B-but why
>>932350>>932357http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyvvUas6G0Step up niggaswe black
>>932349Kinna surprised they haven't come up on 30-minute yet. You'd think they'd get right on that, since they had the spa girls a while back if I'm remembering right.
>>932358This boner...
>>932364/mlp/
>>932357Perhaps, but you still have the most Swagtastic Shades
>>932364>We became honest.
>>932375Don't bring that up
>>932353I can talk about anything for, if you scratch my ear while we do so!
>>932324I'd lock them in place facing each other, about two feet apart, forced to look into each others' eyes as they're taken day in and day out by stallions they don't know. Each forces herself to stay strong, to support her sister... making it all the sweeter when one finally breaks down and turns into little more than a warm fucktoy with a pulse.
>>932358>Those pegasisters will never, side by side, suck your cock, before making out with their mouths full of your seedlife is suffering
>>932389But it was one of my best pictures
>>932394he deaf remember when you didn't just talk about your fetish?I remember
>>932345side note, I cannot get the theme song out of my headthe 90s one, not the 50s/60s one or whateverfucking epic orchestra themes, goddamn
>supposed to practice drawing today>find early that I can't into art today and instead procastinate and read all the bellyrub stuff in the archiveART PROGRESS? WHATS THAT?
>>932331High_definition_screenshot_of_Tombs_of_the_Giants.jpg
>>932394>>932324plz leave my new background waifus alone
>>932173When did I lie?This time.
>>932398
>>932394Mrow, rapey. That's more like it.Can't we move them a little closer so they can service a third guy inbetween, once they're broken?
>>932407Fuck you they are mine.
>>932406>this thread
>>932400draw more
>>932394Thats a nice idea but im not going to share them, im going to break them myself.
>>932416bitch nigga i'll fight you come at me bro
>>932359Great is subjective of course.
>Desperately searching for some pone related news to share>no newsWe are going to have a tough time until tomorrow.
>>932398>That feel when that's my fetish
>>932401>implying I only talk about my fetishI usually talk about new episodes, too, just haven't been around for that discussion for the last two weeks due to other stuff.>>932428>>932416You two should take turns. You'll have to get in line, though. Don't mind the screams.
>>932434I have some news: Twilight is worst poni
>>932429So long as there's no long-lasting damage I'm sure you'd be fine.
>>932400Grail, could you stop with the circlejerking? You're getting really annoying
>>932442No rine >>932425
>>932394>that one machine rape drug mindbreak series involving i forgetOh god yes
>>932446This isn't news at all
>>932454Is this pony related?
>>932398urrrrgghh my boner!
>>932403I remember the shitty 3D partsOr was that from another one?I really liked that cartoon
>>932461Of course because yourwaifu is worst pony
>>932446Is your source on that reliable?
>>932454...link?Please
>>932442nooooooooooo
>>932463It is now, no but this reminded me of it
>>932450Grail circlejerking is the best circlejerking though. And he draws good shit constantly.
>>932446But thats not Celestia
Would you be a slutty mare, mlpg?Letting all of ponyville's stallions take their turn with you until you can barely stand and you're covered in marshmallow pone semen?
>>932473Hey, do they have names yet?can't >rape em without names
>>932404>that feel when drew something that makes me proud>that feel when can't post iti fucking swear i'll post it tomorrow though!
>>932483>retard
>>932483Holy fuck, watch the show.
>>932476>Implying there's good circlejerking.Not that anon but yeah, I don't care if he draws pretty good shit, there are some things he can keep on the Steam chat
>>932483They have canon names dude, Flitter is the one with the bow and the other one is Cloudchaser.
>>932479Obviouslyone rule; the last person of the day has to give me a bed for the nightpreferably theirs
>>932483Watch the show or read filenames god damn
>>932491>>932495>>932486>>932483Oh, my badI was pretty drunk when I watched it
>>932466nah that was the 90s one. They had two seasons running concurrently, wikipedia tells me. The stuff from "season 1" was the Tronny cgi stuff, and "season 2" was more in the spirit of the original show.
>>932479Am I the only one left in these threads who doesn't want a penis up their ass/manvagina.
>>932497Shit are you that anon? We have a nice chat that day-
>>932483>filenameno, they are unnamed ponies with no souls
>>932483>giving fucktoys the dignity of having a name.It's like you don't even watch the show.
>>932483I hope you get raped by a bunch of corgis
>>932483Do you even _lift the show?
>>932507The one with eyeshadow is cuter than the one with the bow
>>932503I dont want that but slutty mare make me hard.>>932508But I like their names, they are kawaii-
>>932511dr. white plz go
>>932506we did
>>932493Uh, I don't know that Grail is even in here, unless he uses a different name and I'm just being thick
>>932503No, anon, I'm still here. We have to stay strong, though. I fear it's only a matter of time
>>932520>>932520
>>932520I agree but they are super kawaii.
>>932508>implying you can leverage the psychological hit of removing their names if they never had oneWhere's the fun in taking everything away from something that has nothing?
>>932525We pretty much cover all the angles right?
>>932502OhI have a shitty memory and don't remember too wellI still loved the tronny cgi stuff more though
>>932520Most people seem to think this.Although I think you can't separate them.
>>932520
>>932472It's somewhere on here http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mother_and_daughter+rape
>>932521Sure, but after you tie them up and get the gags set, their names become '10 bits' and '15 bits'.
>>932544>>932520cloudchaser still looks like a boy to me
>>932539I think soit's a good plan
>>932449Physical damage only right?
>>932547>Implying im going to use them like thatThey are mine and only mine rapy.>>932550Are you blind and deaf?
>>932547Which is which?
>>932550You into colts homobro
>>932540I dont really remember the show that well apart from the theme. I might have to hunt it back down and watch through in order, cause I have a really vague memory of it being pretty dang >fun
>>932558Sure, do whatever you want to my mind, that's the point
>>932568Cloudchaser is 10 because >>932550 , Flitter is 15.
>>932547that seems a little cheapdo I get a discount if I hire both? What if I want them for a party?
>>932583WORKS FOR ME
>>932424
>>932583>Flitter is 15unf
>>932583they're twins
>>932583I would fuck both female flitter and male cloudchaser
>>932589the party goes to them
>>932589uh, steep. Obviously they can't be too cheap.
Hey guys, you remember that boner inducing MLPG yesterday?I just checked the archive and the pics are gone.;_;
>>932596How can be sure?
>>932511Also if you notice there was a male Firefly in Hurricane Fluttershy (background)
Would you engage in a loving and heatlhy relationship with your favorite pony?
>>932574I'm doing that right nowAfter that is the mask cartoonDEAR FUCKING GOD I LOVED THE MASK CARTOON
Nanaki, plz go from life. quit living plz
>>932583>>932589>>932590c'mon guys cut it outplz
>>932597>>932583Effeminate as fuck traps are far more of a turn on that strait up females for me so okay.I don't see either as male though.
>>932603I remembered this being mentioned before. Leth and Archive know of it, and I think they have a solution, though I could be wrong.
>>932611Yes, obviously. I'd be in a stable relationship with Twi any day.
>>932622Because they are both mares.
>>932616having a waifu in MLPG is hardmode, unless you want them to be subject to every degrading fetish there isWHICH IS GOOD NEWS FOR ME
>>932579Emasculation, edging, denialI wouldn't get into any of the darker, physical stuff
>>932612Even in exile, we are still /co/
>>932623No faggot, the archive derped like 7 threads and almost all the pics were lost
>>932594my tributes folder is creeping up on my "shit drawn" folder
>>932616Yeah, we've got much more important and relevant rape to talk about.They're ruining our perfect thread with this talk.
>>932641Well. Dang, didn't hear that part. What caused the derp?
>>932633>they are both malesFTFY
>>932638well that's hardly deviant at allyour place or mine?
>>932616NTSTS this way you can be the nice guy and buy them out of their sexual slavery and free them and go on magical adventures
>>932616no
>that feel when your headphone jack isn't all the way in
>>932600...So sex is worth less than two and a half apple pies to you?Instead of use rates, though, we do have hourlies. For both, it's 35/hour and you get as many goes as you can fit into the time you paid for. No limit to friends, either, if you happen to like running train.
>>932633Yeah I know.
>>932639Hey cartoons were fucking funAnd it's not like we can take off our Nostalgia googles or something
>>932613For a while I thought Nanaki had gotten better, I even unfiltered him. I guess the more things change the more they stay the same.
>>932654Next on the list would have been branding
>>932656but then they've already been subjected to all thatcan't i buy them out pre-emptively
Would you suck Cloudchasers trap dick?
>>932651Not sure, perhaps 4chan changed a code and it broke the archiving system. Smile told Leth, Leth told Archive and everything was fixed.
>>932667No, I just don't want them to get ideas above their station.The hourly rate sounds good, especially if that's a flat hire and not per person. Any discount for both?
>>932651moot doing some minor updates. It wasn't even the https shit the fucked it up if I remember correctly.
>>932682Perhaps you can. This is all hypothetical right now.
>>932693>>932689Moot is worst pony
>>932680got any temporary tattoos?If not, just wait until it gets serious, then maybe
>>932648What is this a dick measuring contest
MY LITTLE PONY~ MY LITTLE PON----aahhaahhhhAAAAHHHHHHH
>>932682Dunno ask rapey.
>>932611of courseToo bad they aren't real
>>932705>Finnish WindowsThe pain. THE PAIN.
>>932701Moot is kawaiiest pony You shut your whore mouth.
>>932682NTSTS, these are very sad young men rubbing it out about how they'll show those pretty girls who laughed at them what they get when they cross them.Let them have their masturbation fantasy about cartoons.
>>932703That fucking rarity x Trixie rape dom bondage, slavery, torture branding pic really rekindled that particular fetish of mine.
>>932705Just on the day I can't show you my drawings folder
>>932721Thanks for the kind words.
we ded
>>932722...which one might that be, then?
>>932707Meant to reply to >>932661Anyways, I know that feel all too well..
>>932648>>932705What kind of draw folder is that, do you even keep your canvases?GET ON MY LEVEL
>>932719I had to borrow a friend's installation CD, and it only had the finnish one on it.
>>932738Tiarawhy did it
NTSTS, POST PINK
>you will never brush your favorite pone's maneLife is so fuckin cruel.
>>932746ohoh well
>>932748>You will never brush your favourite pones cunt >>932731
>>932743I dont do much SAIfaget
>>932743>7 foldersWait a sec are you trying to cheat me again?>check my computer temperatures>Motherboard at 124 degreesI think Speccy is going insane...
>>932745That sucks.
>MLPG>Smoking hookah>Ordered a pizza for myselfFFFFFFRIDAY AFTERNOON MOTHERFUCKAAAWhere did things go so wrong
>>932747Pinky is dead for NTSTSTS, he only have eyes for the twins now.
>>932747well okay if you say so
>>932764>with your tongue
>>932747Time for 20 questions: Who is the best tripfag who is posting Pinkie Pie right now?>>932778It's you
>>932764Well RD probably needs it.>implying she ever WANTS to bathe
>>932747>>932778>posting Pinkie Pie in any year
>>932773Every time I fap to pone I ask the same thing... Is not that bad.
>>932690To hire both, it's 63/hour (10% off).
>>932652You'd like to watch as 2 beautiful stallions work your cock over several times, wouldn't you? See one chipmonk the tip while the other wraps the base in one long lick
>>932721I'm a dick because this is 4chan, but I mean it, wanking it while thinking of hurting cartoon characters is good these people. It lets them play with their fetish in an environment where they're not hurting anyway.If it REALLY bothers you, there are filters, use them.
>>932770>average nvidia user
>>932784Sentenal, could you stop being so fucking cocksucker?
>>932795
>>932770I have a few subfolders. It's still all drawfaggotry.Anything I do for a tumblr (PVreplies mostly), smut, stuff I do that's meant purely for practice or is really rough, and a coupla others.
>>932784>Not smile anon-disguised
>>932789A fair price.Can I have a test run?
>>932797Make me
>>932795It's funny because I dont even use Novidya
>>932798>>932806Yeah
>>932784boop boop
>>932784>sentenal sucks all the dicks
>>932806>>932798
>>932809You really disgust me
>>932773IT could be worst. You could be at work Friday Afternoon.Or Night shift/graveyard shift in Friday.
>>932514shut up cole, you're dead
>>932323>>932323oh boy sauce on that is Animal Pleasure Nº1
>>932798>>932806>same size>same nameAHAHAHAHAH
>>932807Test runs are tongue-only, or fingers if you have them, and are less test runs and more the refund point. After paying, you can ask for a refund at any point until either you've inserted, or two minutes have passed (whichever comes first).
>>932789How much to buy them entirely?
How about dem steam/diesel punk huh
Needs more orange applehat.
>>932826>Killing Cole>2012Ok it was the far more enjoyable ending. However Killing Zeke gave me more >feels than anything since the end of MGS4I gotta try.Half as long. Twice as bright.
>>932849Ewww now the thread is pure shit, stop that
>>932849I agree with that hand
>>932841Why does Spike look so retarded. Almost every collab pick from some crossover he always looks out of place and awful.
Dear god I loved this shit so fucking muchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzdR421Ekv8&feature=relatedSomeone draw him with Rarity pleaseCome on he's stylish right?
>>932837Do I have to clean up afterwards? I dont wanna clean my friends' and mine jizz off of a couple slutty ponies at the end. It's kind of a deal breaker.
>>932849That pony is way too orange.
>>932849Orange applehat could be cuter. all she needs to do is take off the hat
can someone tell me what crookedtrees new tumblr is
>>932837Fair enough. Can I get a discount if they've been recently used?Or is that more?
>>932866ponymouthhugs
>>932865>tkae her hat offNigga you retard.
>>93284015k each.>>932861Cost of cleanup is included in the price.>>932867They are cleaned in between each use, unless hired at an hourly rate at which point they are cleaned when the paid time is ended.
>>932849Alrightly!>>932856No
>>932865>take the hat offThems fightin words
>>932875I thought the other one was cheaper.
>>932822Shh, only dreams now.
apple time?
i hate aj and dash the most but i would still bang
>>932875What if I don't want them cleaned?
When are we getting a >feelful episode about AJ's hat?
>>932885apple time
>>932888>not getting Slugbox's OC tentacle thing on your foreheadcasual
>>932885But aren't pears better than apples?
Have you eaten your daily apple yet, MLPG?If not, you can buy 'em here. I'll even throw in a filly cuz yer such a fine customer.
>>932888I like that they made it invertible.seriously, look at it upside-down
>>932899come apple me, bro
>>932885Applejack isn't a very fun pony. Work work work
>>932901
ALRIGHT QUICK EVERYONE CALL DIBS ON YOUR WAIFUI'LL TAKE THE VIKING
>>932901If you are gay maybe.>>932910
>>93287530k? deal
>>932901Pears can't hold their own to apples.
>>932908that would be cool if it didn't say MLP:FIM
>>932903Sorry I have pears that will always be superior to applesAlong with grapes,oranges and watermelons.
>>932908so the fact that he spent time and thought before getting that done makes it better or worse?
>>932915>funCasual detected.
>>932865you want to fight?
>>932910how would pony even play banjo
>>932919SPITFIRE
>>932919I'll take Twilight
>>932919She's still my most favoritest pone.
>>932924No it wouldn't. That font is cliche as fuck, the guy who got that tattoo is some sort of whitetrash/brony hybrid.
>>932689Yes, 4chan changed it's image code slightly, so the feeds got extremely clogged up, and archive have to clear it out and fix it.A few thread's pictures were lost.
>>932919Treekicker
>>932915Reminds me of this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqkp3Lv0q68
>>932812CHOCOLATE CHIPS GENERAL?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6afAbYwBjg
>>932932With her hoofs.
>>932919Bowling pone
>>932927It's better, but still bad. I should have been clear.
>>932889You'd have to set that up beforehand with the on-duty attendant.>>932883Per use, sure, but trafficking of sentient beings is a whole new can of worms. The law doesn't care how much I'd charge for use, I have the same number of fees to pay for a wholesale regardless of product quality.>>932922You realize that's about $97,500, right?
>>932934
>>932919
>>932951ponynigel.png
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>932951that is very difficult
>>932900speaking of slugbox, what's the password to his tumblr?
>>932919Dash
TRIPFAGS BE USEFUL FOR ONCE AND MAKE A NEW HORSE
>>932919Rarity
>>932959>season 1 hair
>>932957Yu said 15k each wtf.
>>932957What about physical contact? Am I allowed to abuse them a little? Does that cost more?
>>932919RA->>932976YOU FUCKER
>>932919I guess I'll take one for the team and claim Yellowquiet. Not that I would want such a terrible pony. Nope.
>>932946Reminds me ofhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofo4DbPFx-0>Nasse vlogging
Atarashī uma dokodesu ka?
>>932933>>932936>>932937>>932942>>932952>>932959>>932970>>932976AlrightBy the way, there was a catch: You will now have to live together with a Ross version of your waifu for the rest of your life
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL HORSES
new throd>>932999>>932999>>932999>>932999>>932999
>>932997NoFuck youThat wasn't in the contract
>>932997AHAHHAHAOh god I still fell bad for doing that deal
Making NEW HORSE, please stand by
>>932989COME AND FIGHT ME IF YOU THINK YOU DESERVE HER MORE
>>932997Too bad there isn't a ross version.
>>932957Are they used?
>>932997>Live with a creepy mimeFUCK
>>932997>Ross version of TreekickerIm ok with that. I'll make her appreciate dat ass as much as I do.
>>9329784chan X turned shit suddenly two days ago. Images and the quick reply box are nerfed for me.
>>933032God you are disgusting.
>>932981Yeah, 15,000 bits. 4 bits = 1 hand-made Apple Pie ~= $13.>>932984Bruises will add anything from 20 to 100 bits each, depending on size and noticeability, and you will be added to the blacklist.
>>932957did i say there was a problem with pricing?
>>933051What about just a little slapping and tail pulling? Nothing serious, just enough to get an eek out of them.
>>933012LEZ DO DIS
>>933073If you feel confident in your ability to cause no visible damage, anything goes. Internal injuries will lead to you being charged with destruction of property, though.
>>933100Christ, I won't hit them THAT hard
>>933113You asked about the policy. I explained it. No accusations have been made.
>>933134Hey, what condition are they in for that price?
Am I the only one who feels like this has gone way too far?
>>933158nokeep going
>>933158Not really
>>933158I'm not even sure what is going on
>>933304>rape
>>933384Good thing I wasn't paying attention then
>>933487I swear I was going to free them though.
>>933620who?
>>933677Oh basically the premise was what would you do with the Pegasus twins if they were sex slaves.And I was thinking buy them and free them
The new thread is a clusterfuck
>>933715Yeah that's what I'd probably do
>>933778Lawful good eh. I would love to be able to be in such a position that I could truly give someone freedom
>>933801I supposeThough I had to beat my dick not to ask for sex as a reward
>>933828Nah you want to restore their faith in humanity. You can't really demand anything of a person after that, other than perhaps that you give them a nice place to stay
>>933848That does sound niceI'm just not sure if they'd think living with a human would be that nice after all thatWell whatever happened, I'm not reading it
>>933970It was mostly just bartering and hypotheticals. It could have gone a lot worse.
>>933984Isn't that what MLPG's >rape is all about anyway
>>932243>>932294>>932330>>932393>Lyra will never be your eager and willing pleasure slave
