In which we discuss what stories the CMC will discover.Also, ponies.
>rape
>unity>rape>oranges
I'd rather talk about Cheerilee.
Rainbow Dash dyes her hair
>rape?!
>>927767AND I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT SPITFIRE BUT WE CAN'T GET EVERYTHING WE WANT, CAN WE?NOW DISCUSS THE TOPIC LIKE A GODD ANON, JEEZ
>>927752HERESY
>>927752>MLPG>discussing pony on a Friday afternoon
>>927777Fuck you, Scootaloo.You're the most useless CMC.I still love you though
Aw man, I missed it again.
Would you brush Fluttershy's mane?
>>927785Thanks dad!
>>927767My studies have indicated that Cherilee is one fine pone.
>hope
>>927800she's a penistease
I made a thread once.It was a Celestia thread.Back in /co/ ;__;
>>927794On the one hand dash is adorable.On the other hand you're a faggot.This is why i hate dashfags outside of the boat so much.
>>927795
We still Dash bellyrubs?
>>927806I have never made a thread.
>He got on the ride
i wonder how scooterloos caramel butthole tastes like>inb4 caramel
>>927809She wouldn't enjoy them. Belly rubs are uncool.
>>927800>dat voice>dat color>dat cheery personalityWhy are there so many good poniesI can't have a favorite if they keep doing this
CMC EPISODE TOMORROW FELLOW HORSESTALKERS
>>927795Why does this upset me so.
>>927777>alpha as fuck statement>quads completely ignoredthe way of the bread
I think they'll discover that Rarity dyes her mane or something like that
>>927800Well I guess Cheerilee is a good ponyIf you like shit
>>927807>not liking dubs>>>/reddit/>>>/9fag/
>>927806I always make Lyra threads.I haven't made a thread since /mlp/, though. Not a one.
>>927785WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME, DAD
>>927826>Liking dubs>>>/b/>>>/v/
>>927824Hmm. I wonder.
>>927809take your gross prego pone fetish and get out of my trod
I want a scootaloo ep soon, just so there'll be more to her than "filly #3"
>>927825The fuck did you just say?
>>927785
>>927831those boards don't have dubs
>>927823>bread>>>/b/>>>/soc/>>>/pol/>>>/v/>>>/o/>>>/sp/
>>927828I always made threads at mornings on /co/.I just made one since we moved here, it just doesn't feel the same anymore...
>>927819And it's the only CMC ep I've ever been even remotely excited for. Here's hoping Rarity actually destroys someone.
>>927824DON'T EVEN DARE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
>>927825Fuck you, Dash, you're insecure and blue.
STOP BOARD LINKING.YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
>>927850NOTHING WORNG WITH THAT
>>927852>>>/status/
>>927852>>>/no/
>>927852
>>927852>>>/a/>>>/b/>>>/c/>>>/d/>>>/e/etc...
>>927818And best love songs about her.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji4IQR9ZbwoIt's not fair.
>>927850>Purplefag mad
Someone hold me, I have an erection because of a pony pic
UNITY THIS THREAD STINKS OF PISS
>>927824
>>927815>HeWho?
>>927859>>>/r/>>>/a/>>>/p/>>>/e/
>>927852>>>/f/>>>/u/>>>/ck/>>>/y/>>>/o/>>>/u/
>>927852>>>/f/>>>/u/>>>/c/>>>/k/>>>/y/>>>/o/>>>/u/
i never knew you guys liked him so much
>>927796Shit yes.Alas...
>>927867You, me, they, us.We're all on Mr. Pones Wild Ride straight to hell
>Diamond Tiara is MLP's Rupert Murdoch>CMC all get their cutie marks for reporting>Moral dilemma: let the public know in accordance with their special talents, or keep it secret so they can keep their jobs>Sweetie Belle insists people must be told. Never compromise. Not even in the face of armageddon.>Celestia shows up and blows Sweetie Belle to bits>Applebloom and Scootaloo collect said bits>Applebloom and Scootaloo are now rich
>>927865I'm so sorryI didn't mean to
They discover that Applejack is actually heavily into anal sex
>>927879YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE
>>927863I am not holding a man who has just announced that he has achieved and is currently maintaining an erection to horses.
>>927884I WON'T NUKE ITNO ONE DESERVES TO DROWN IN THE PISS
>>927733Are you saying that you would enjoy the feeling of a hand rubbing back and forth between your neck and you belly button?
They discover Twilight is a whoreOh wait that's not a secret
Guysponieslet's discuss them
>>927886BUT YOU MUST
>>927893Oh yeah, fuck cutest for free
>>927898NO
>Tomorrow's episode>CMC spy only on background characters>Tonnes of fanon is ripped down and replaced within minutes
>>927887Actually I accidentally linked to your post while dumping Twilight pics.And depending on the person doing it, yes I would.
>>927849Fact: Rarity wears a wig.
What do you think the morale will be?>Don't gossip too much?
>You'll never buy a small pony slave to keep your house clean>You will never have severe buyer's remorse as hooves aren't very good at cleaning
>>927861someone say something about best love songs?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e7DZ-V5ImY
>>927913Your mom wears a wig.
>>927866>>927866Why would she make herself less pretty?
>>927906LOOK, SEE HOW YOUR THREAD SUFFERSCRYING OUT FOR HIS MERCY
>>927894
>>927926That's what bitches do
>>927894NEW HORSE EPISODE tomorrowThe whole Gabby Gums problem will be caused by Tiara wanting more and more outrageous stories, while the CMC get way too into their jobs to notice they are hurting others. The lesson will be "dont make shit up it's mean" and the sublesson will be "dont be a cunt, Tiara"
>>927909unless it turns out they're just making shit up, which is likely
>>927932I never saw an awesome editing like that, greatest shooper ever
>>927931;_;>>927935That's actually really plausible
>>927932>RoflbotPeople it takes 5 seconds to crop the text outWhy won't you do this.
>>927726Maybe...>>927817I-I mean, yeah!
>>927925Because she has cancer and chemo made her hair fall off
>>927932>Dem white squares>Egophiliac>RoflbotI hope you kill yourself right now
>>927946Oh my
>>927943>>927935I think they will end up hitting the truth though.
>>927949
>>927950Is it cool to hate Ego now?
>Posts in thread: 104 (50.49%) last 10 mins: 59 (51.30%)>50%>On a fridayWow, we're getting faster.
>>927944okay
It's a beautiful day outside and it's over soon.I swear I'll leave in 10 minutes.
>>927950>>927940>>927945
>>927971Have a fun day!
>>927958It's always been like that
>>927958Bah, ego is best artist.Besides Crappy, maybe.
>>927962The depressing thing is /b/ lost about as much as we gained in that time.
>>927958A big part of MLPG doesn't like that Woona and Tia stuff
>>927986They're migrating
>>927992I know.
>>927987Egophiliac, not Egoraptor.
>>927992>>927996It's cool, guys. We'll corrupt them, send them on their way, and then the rest of the board will become better.
>>927986It's not really a surprise./b/ threads are gigantic circlejerks with little to nothing to do with ponies.
but i like ego's stuff, it's so cute
>>927999Yeah, I actually read egoraptor. You would not believe how sleep deprived I am.
>>928005It was inevitable that the muslim horde would want to be in our glorious west
>>927946Squish the belly! SQUISH THE BELLY!
>>928006>>>/ponychan/No, really, I think some of her art is cute but god, it's just too brony for me
>>928011I like to imagine it's not inevitable to stop them.
>>928018am i the only one here that is able to ignore brony faggotry and like art for what it is? really?
This 13 year old kid that added me in a /v/ thread keeps chatting with me constantly on SteamWhat do.
>>928024"Woona" and "Tia" kills everything for me
>>928027>Hey kid wanna /ss/
>>928027Unfriend him, you dunce.
>>928027Ask him who his favorite pony is. DO IT
>>928029Ugh, same here
>>928027Mention you like ponies.
>>928024You're not alone.
>>927946Rainbow Dash has the cutest little pudgy tummy.
>>928024I've never even seen any moonstuck or whatever it is, and the Tia and OC stuff has really died down since Luna Eclipsed from what I can tell.
>>928029What, you can't separate comic fanon characters from their more serious grown-up selves? Am I the only one that has no problem in mixing of different fanons?
>>928019Well this is interesting.
>>928029Nothing wrong with 'Tia.' I hate 'Woona' because I've always hated 'baby talk.'
>>928056Now that's something.
>>928056In what order are these?
>>928063Left is us right is /b/read.Top is a few hours ago, bottom is now.
>>928024>that feel when i wear the term brony on and off>and still continue being in mlpg>i walk a fine linei feel like a debonair double agent
>>928056Smaller!
>>928056Why so many stats? Label them or something.
>>928071I always forget to save it as a .pngThat's all.>>928072Yeah sorry.
>>928069>Calling yourself brony>2010+2Fucking seriously?
Who is your waifu?
>>928055Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!
>>928080
>>928076If you could link me to the data I could make a few graphs with SPSS.Been meaning to practise using it.
>>928080YOU!
>>928080Best waifu because she's mine, your waifu is shit and I'll talk shit about here every time I can
>>928088https://gist.github.com/2166313
>>928088>>928093What that guy said.
>trying to condense all threads in the archive into a single page>run out of memoryWhelp. I hope you guys weren't looking for this anytime soon.
>>928080Having pone waifus
>>928087I always get that feeling that if I ever saw actull women in life that resembled them I would be in love
>>928080Since February 4, 2011
>>928097I told you, bro.I told you about the crashes.
>>928088Funny you'd say that. Author of the script lurking here. I'm not sure how you could get the data into SPSS but I'm open to suggestions.Also yeah, script's downloadable from here >>928093 (click raw).
>>928111Is Javascript hard to learn?
>>928111The threads have a spike in activity after being created which drops down rather rapidly.I don't think that can be attributed to us simply being excited by the new thread.More likely those outside being bored quickly.
>>928097No you gaylord, repost all of them in a single thread with an automated script!What are you? Dense?
I switched to https on 4chan and half my userscripts stopped working.Cool story devs.
>>928124That's what I was doing. I exceeded the maximum length for a string.
>>928111Not that hard actually. Putting in different variables like posts made, posts per minute, percentage of all posts etc. shouldn't be that hard.Of course it's all manually, but what can you do.
>>928128I can't post in Chrome, had to switch to Mozilla and it's awful>Inb4 >Chrome
ahahahahathere are so many things wrong with this picture i dont even know where to start
>>928139Feels good not being alone
>>928128I don't honestly see the point unless you're posting from an unsecured wlan or something.
>>928141The sheets, man, blue is horrible
>>928080She's my waifu because I need to help her.
>>928121That's a difficult question. It's easy to throw yourself in (especially since there's so much pre-existing code to copy,) but there are pitfalls everywhere.It's fun.>>928122Yeah, I've noticed that. It's kinda funny.Also note that the 'last 10 minutes' thing can be wildly inaccurate (and broken if you're not using vanilla 4chan or 4chanX stable.)>>928128>>928139My script should be working fine, right?
>>928151not that she'd ever admit it
>>928145Eh, it's good practice for when the FBI tap my connection.
>Is there an official list for season 3 yet?
>>928141Oh god. It straddles cute and horrifying. If i didn't know what that was between them, and those awful colours it might actually be good.
>>928153Yeah, yours and 4chanX were the only two that migrated successfully.
>>928153Could you post your script again so I can test it in Mozilla?
>>928049Wh->>928015Hey!
>>928139>have Chrome>4chan plus installed>every time I post the page stops updating and I have to restart the browser to see new shit and post again>periodically can't post for no reason>pages crash randomlymaybe I need to follow your example
>>928174Now stick your penis in it!
>>928151>>928154I kinda know that feel not a waifu though
>>928174
>>928162Hell yes.>>928135I've been thinking of making my own graphs actually and drawing them next to the text.I'm not entirely sure how to go about it though. I can't maths or statistics.Essentially there's an array of post objects with ids and post dates and the data is worked out from that.>>928164It's in this thread but have a direct link.https://gist.github.com/raw/2166313/threadstatistics.user.js
>>928179I had the exact same problem.Do yourself a favor and change to 4chan x. It takes a little while to adjust but it's clearly superior. MLPG kills 4chan plus for some reason.
>>928174>>928174
>>928196all giant threads kill 4chan +
>>928199>4chan+ in charge of not being horrible
>>928198YES MA'AM
>>928174What a cute little belly button. Rub her chest a bit instead of just focusing on her belly.I hope this is going to stay SFW.
>>928195Ooh, graphs? I love graphs.
Would little ponies have very fast heartbeats?
One last thing.Enough talking about them for now though.
>>928224Only when they panic.
>>928224They would if you're caressing them gently.
>>928224Depends how small they are.
>>928228THEY HAVE SOMEONE CALLED BLUE?
>>928228Oh god wat>>928236NO, LOUDANON.HE'S NOT REALLY BLUE.
>>928238;_;
>>928214Is this from thread stats 2.0? How do you generate a graph in that?
>>928224Little ponies, yeah, but their body mass is similar to that of Humans, so it probably wouldn't be like that for adults.
>>928236Relax, you're probably much bluer and you don't even have to put it in your name.
>>928195I wouldn't recommend SPSS if you just want to build graphs, but it is the best statistics program I've used.No wonder the license costs an arm and a leg.
Test
>>928242Nah, it's posts/day from the archive.
>>928214If only I knew how. ;_;
>>928214What's xOverall amount of posts?
>>928256X is the date, Y is number of posts.
>>928256I think you mean Y.It's the number of posts.
>>928198>402x226>RoflbotBoner lost
Which pony enjoys french-kissing the most?
>>928258>>928260
>>928266Discord
>>928266Spike, just look at how long his tongue is.
>>928261Did you just noticed it? That pic is old as fuck
>>928266Twilight, she'd get really into it.
>>928266rainbow dash
PICKLE SURPRISE
>>928284Get the fuck out, CWC
>>928275oh, I miss that pic
>>928266My mom
>>928180In her belly button? Oh god, boner... Boner, what are you doing? CALM DOWN.
>>928293Now you're going to get her lovely soft coat covered in pre.
>>928300Stop that, boner
>>928292Muscleman, shut up.
>>928214Even the graph shows that summer was a never ending trudge through a desert of reposting and shitposting.Not even the jews had it that bad.They didn't have faceless
>>928306Don't try to fight it though, she wants it even more than you do.
>>928247Yeah, it looks big and powerful and confusing.If you want the script to dump, say, post times and ids as CSV so you could put them in SPSS, I could totally do that.I'm all up for feature requests here.
>>928293>>928300>>928306>>928310
>>928319His face always makes me laugh.
>>928319jack pls go
>>928300It'll be good for lubing up when I smush her belly more, making that tiny navel of hers a little deeper.
>>928319Fuck you unityI warned you about this thread.
>>928322Same here.
>>928312Good idea. Not sure what kind of graphs people would like to see though.
>>928327It's like I'm a piss magnet.
we ded
>>928319I imagine this picture when it's hard to get up in the morning.Just flooding your mind with Jack holding a stop sign makes me jump out of bed and into the shower.
>>928334If that actually happened to be you I honestly don't know how I got it right.That's the most obvious filename in the universe and you didn't post anything.
>>928345A very cold shower.
>>928346That wasn't me
>>928348I just had a cold shower.Fuck my shitty heating brrr
>>928346Yeah, it was a good guess.
>>928349>>928352Well.
>>928198>>928211Can't keep myself up any longer, I apologize. I might be back another time, this was >fun
UNITY AND UNITYGUYS, GEEZ, COULD YOU STOP YOUR CIRCLEJERKING? EVERY THREAD THE SAME FUCKING SHIT
>>928364Shut up Unity.
>>928364Second
>>928364>>928365>>928366Mea Culpa
>>928364You can't imagine how much I hate being circlejerked
I never realized how much I love swing and jazz.Does this make me a hipster? Or just a guy with shit taste?
>>928369Yeah I really need to stop doing this.
>>928363Before you go, can you tell us if it would have gotten sexual?
>>928364It was funny for a while, now it's really annoying
>>928363
>>928379It wouldn't have. At least not this sequence.
>>928380My god what have I done?
>>928388>It wouldn't have. At least not this sequence.Alright. I'll look forwards to more from you later.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE 50 MINUTES AGO
we ded again>>928412Set an alarm next time dummy
>He doesn't have a pony boyfriend
>>928412Stay a few more.
rollingodds:going around youtubeevens:drawing
>>928429>Big Mac will never use his sticky semen to glue you to the wall of the barn with all the other slutty mares he has had
>>928438Can't you just roll a 1d6 or something?
>>928433I enjoyed that until the goo.
0: Going outside1-3: Work4-6: Draw and browse MLPG7-9: Work and browse MLPG
Is /mlp/ out of the Babby cup or what?And anyone knows where I can find the /mlp/ v /r9k/ match?
>>928448But what's the fun in that?
>>928463r9k completely massacred /mlp/
>>928450You mean you don't like the thought of making a pony orgasm so hard she turns into a puddle of goo?
>>928448no, It's posting number.
>>928466Somehow, I'm not surprised.
>>928473Doesn't do much for me, no.
when the fuck do these games happen? Maybe I'm just not here enough
Welp.We ded.
>>928498we pone
>>928331Ok, CSV dumping implemented. Currently id/date is all the data my script knows. There's nothing like # of images yet.Also not tested in Chrome because I think I broke Chrome.
>you will never keep whispering "IloveyouIioveyouiloveyou!" over and over again, dodging Lyra's flailing hooves as she tries to squirm out of your arms, telling you to knock it off while trying not to laugh with embarrassment>you will never get your arms around her again, pinning her forelegs to her chest, and keep whispering it>she will never sneak-attack you with a pillow to the back of the head while you're concentrating on holding her forelegs
>>928503we just need to reanimate MLPG
>>928509Does singing you know what count as circlejerking?
What's your favourite episode of S2Mine isFriend in we ded
>>928516Yes.
>>928520Hurricane Yellowquiet.
>>928520I sneezed out my tea.Fuck you.
>>928481Well alright then. I guess I'm in the daytime thread now.
>>928525Well then we have but one optionTalk about the show
>>928530
Would you?
>>928520well played anon
>>928520Secret of My Excess.
GOTTA GO SLOW
>>928546
>>928546Would I what?
>>928528Are you brittish?
What will the CMC do to make Yellowquiet cry?How will the flutterfags react?
>>928196>get the latest version of firefox>install 4chan x>half the features won't work>try installing the previous version>they still don't work>no quick-reply>no auto-updatefuck that, I'm going back to chrome until it's a little more stable for the latest version
>>928542Okay then.Of all the one shot ponies which two would you like to have an episode centered around.One shots such as Flim Flam Fancypants, Braeburn.
>>928562Fancypants.
>>928508>you will never break her concentration as she goes for another pillow by kissing her on the lips>you will never plant you kisses in a line up to her horn before traveling back down to her neck and then chest>you will never pause your kissing to whisper "I love you" to her again, but with no hint of mocking this time
>>928520in latter episodes get better, but middle episodes are subtle except the last roundup and read and weep.
>>928556Would you rub Discord's belly?
>>928546Would I have a choice?
>>928567Oh my.
>>928567>mfw
>>928562Flim & Flam would be funnyThat or a story about Starswirl the Bearded as told by Twilight
>>928567Oh god it's horrifying
>>928567Girls getting so worked up and ashamed of it that they bluntly request sex but don't necessarily regret it is my overly-specific fetish.
>>928508>>928568Fuck you. You took the part of that story that annoyed me the most and made it cute.
>>928520Sweet and EliteCome at me bros
>>928567There's a typo in the eighth panel. It should read "unless they are from the Wonderbolts"I'm glad to see his dick no longer looks like a turd.
>>928520Oh dammit I didn't read it until the end.Good show.
>>928561>firefox
>>928599NO
>>928599nanaki pls go
>>928567>that cumthat's... pretty bad looking, man
>>928600should I have used Opera instead?
>>928561>firefoxSure smells like 40y old mother here.
>>928562Fancypants.The most interesting stallion in all of Equestria.
>>928611Are you implying Chrome is better?
>>928599
>>928617>Implying I don't code my own browser
>>928617I'm outright stating it.
>>928590>Girls getting so worked up and ashamed of it that they bluntly request sex but don't necessarily regret it is my overly-specific fetish.I'm all about weirdly specific fetishesI just woke upGive me something to draw
>>928567and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why people who can't write shouldn't make comics
>>928612I saved it.Happy now?
>>928626How is it better?
>>928627Something cute
>>928631That post needs therapy.
>>928627Why is Twilight such a sexual deviant.
>>928627Something pony
>>928635Whatever makes the guy sleep soundly at night.
>>928627Rarity's in heat but she's a proper lady so she is trying her best to resist the urge to go outside and fuck the first stallion she sees.
>>928608hmm i'll work on it some more>>928597got it thanks>>928590awesome>>928628tsunder rainbow dash uguuuu
>>928638because she's a lonely virgin
>>928627Cute ponies doing cute things
>>928627Something cute and funny.
>>928638She is the pone most like MLPG
>>928638Because she is boring worst pony and needs help from fanon to make her remotely interesting
>>928638She's notshe's just being accurate
>>928644The worst part of this whole this isn't the off modelness of some of the panels, it's that I'm fucking jealous of a guy in a full body cast
>>928652>cupcakes xD
>>928644No, the dialogue is just awkward. It's not that it doesn't sound like Dash (Though it doesn't, at all) it's that it doesn't read smoothly at all. I'd highly, highly recommend getting somebody who you think can write to check over your dialogue, because what's there... isn't good.
>>928635It's better if you want to join a botnet.
>>928666I don't know about you satan but having google's cock deep in my rectum is a comfy feeling
>>928670This.I enjoy serving the overlord.
>yay browser fight againQUICK, WHICH CMC WILL MLPG HATE THE LEAST AFTER TOMORROW'S EPISODE
>>928670well, most of us DO want to be the slutty mare
>>928674>>928676The best part is they have it all on film.
>>928675ALL ON APPLEBLOOM
>>928675APPLE LITTLE
>>928675ApplebloomBecause they hate her the least out of those 3 already, so it can only get better
>>928662haven't really heard anything negative about the dialogue yet but okay
>>928675None of them.
>>928675The apple one.
>>928675I think it's easy to say that the best CMC.
>>928572What's this? No Takers???Aw, how boring.Oooh! I have a fun idea!C'mere, listen, you're gonna LOVE this!How about I rub YOUR bellies instead...?
>>928675ORANGETOMBOY
>>928686Seriously? Nobody has pointed out something like>But seeing that's not possible at the moment I too have built up frustrationas both incredibly awkward phrasing and completely out of character for Dash?Then you have shitty pre-readers who are trying to suck your dick, not actually help you get better. Kick them into shape.
Its horrifying to see someone show up in the /b/read only to say good night.My morbid curiosity cannot be satisfied however.
>>928675No, that paparazzi pegasus colt
>>928695Okay but don't hurt me
>>928701There's going to be so much porn of that guy.
>>928699Yeah.We circlejerk up in here but it's usually just over artists and the other contributefags on new episode days
>>928698i think i'll just post the next page dialogue panels here before any of the sketches and then i can get better feedback.
>>928698>as both incredibly awkward phrasing and completely out of character for DashSorry, did you not notice what she was trying to ask? She was trying to be "Mature". Thats why after 3 panels or so later she gos "ah fuck it" and switchs back to her normal language.
Why is Applebloom the least obnoxious CMC.
>>928708Praising people who are doing things for the community is completely removed from showing up only because you want people to wish you a good nights sleep.
>>928712yea thats what i was going for. she acted out of character and adult and then BAM she gives up.
>>928716Well yeah, but it's still circlejerky.
>>928714Scoots is the least obnoxious, as least when she's not fangirling over RD.
>>928714She is raise by Applejack. Thats why.
this is a cute pone
>>928726I like her too.
>>928714she is too greed for getting cutie mark and cheating in cutie pox
>>928714Because she has a cute little bow and voice
What is the new horse episode tomorrow?
>>928726>Scoots is not obnoxious when she is not on screen
>>928728>seven apples>no hatwho the fuck is that supposed to be
>>928712I'm taking that into account, that's not faux-mature phrasing it's just awkward. Even trying her best to be super businesslike about it (Which I really doubt Dash would do, but that's a base characterisation issue not a dialogue one) I don't see her talking anything like that.Even if you want to throw out those issues, though, some of the problems with the dialogue are grammatical, not up for discussion.
>>928736CMC gossip
>>928739G1 I do believe.
>>928730this is a cuter pone
what happened to flockdraw
>>928736CRUSADERSI NEED STORIESSTORIES OF PONES
Would you suck on Rarity's teats in your sleep?
>>928743Sounds interesting.
>>928743Oh boy I hope we get to hear something juicy about all the mane six
>You will never go to a pony's funeral that gets interrupted by three fucking retarded kids
>>928751No
>>928751I have no idea.
>>928730When she's not trying to kill the entire pegasus population of Ponyville that is
When did this thread turn to shit?
>>928730
>>928732For a moment I thought that said bark.
>>928751I suck on them even if I was awake.
>>928702But-- but that makes it SO much less fun!Can't I use the claws? Just a little bit?
>>928759somewhere around the point where we started talking about fucking dash's belly-button, I think
>>928753We most definitely will
>>928753MLPG!I NEED RUMOURSRUMOURS ABOUT THE MAIN SIXONE PER PONY PER PERSON
>>928759Around the time Jack Black was posted.
>>928751I once used my best friends ass as a pillow while I was asleep. Pony nipples probably wouldn't pose any problem.
>>928627Sweetie Belle eating a Dreamsicle.
>>928748No, this is a cute pony. There isn't a >feel for this pony, is there
>>928730Cloudkicker is better.
>>928764No!
>>928759About here>>927794>>927807 Turns out is was my fucking fault
>>928771Psst...I heard a rumor somewhere that Pinkie Pie likes parties
>>928627>Give me something to drawTwilight Sparkle anal play!
>>928764Would they just scrape me up or do they have some sort of crazy magical effect?
>>928771Rarity's father is an earth pony.
>>928779that's it,bro
These are cute ponoes
>>928771Rainbow Dash has a fetish for going slow.
>>928779cloudkicker and the new flexi pony are awesome.
>>928567UNF.
>>928771Fluttershy had a miscarriage
>>928761>filenameHold it right there, scoundrel!
>>928771Fluttershy likes candyvag.
>>928779>filename
did that drawfag from yesterday ever post the picture of FS punching TS in the face?
>>928804Yes.
>>928771Twilight moonlights as a prostitute not because she needs the money but because she loves dick.
>>928800>you will never commit a crime in the hopes of hooking up with cop officer pony, who will then treat you like the criminal scum you are
>>928805anyone save it?
>>928800Hold your horses. I'll get to you next.
>>928792No, they are sexy ponoesI'd fucking plow them both all day long
>>928815They're both sexy and cute
>>928771TS: Using Spike as a Dildo?Applejack: Incest with one of her close relatives?Pinkie Pie: Secretly has a crush on Tom.Rarity: Hot for Spike. Doesnt show it to maintain Societal Standards.RD: Racist towards 'Filthy' Land Ponies.Fluttershy: Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut? Slut?
>>928627ALL ABOARD MR GLITTER GLUES BELLYRUB RIDE it does actually have a ending and is kind of a reasonable length ride but the ponies keep getting on anyway so it doesn't matter
>>928819Stop saying that. Get off the table.
>>928792High on the list of favourite bg ponies.
Don't mind me, just being the least cared about character in MLP:FiM.
>>928821>BELLYRUB RIDE>it's just Applejack lying on her back with her legs splayed
Think we will learn anything juicy about Zecora?
>>928819>>928801>>928808>>928793>>928785>>928790 That's all well and good but can they take the knot
>>928819>TS: Using Spike as a Dildo?Hey Glitter Glue, I've got an idea for you.
>>928831HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>928829Zercora is actually white with black stripes.
>>928827>buffalo0/10 would NOT fuckReported for not pony, enjoy prison, scrub.
>>928836>implying she isn't brown with grey stripesI bet you think Rarity is white.
>>928835I know right.
>>928782I don't see what you're fussing about - they're not even that BIG, compared to the talons on my OTHER hand... ...which I'll be using, by the way. Seeing as you don't want CLAWS...
>>928829She's a nig-I mean zebra who lives alone in the forest, little fillies visit her regularly and she practises the dark arts. Probably an illegal immigrant too.Can't really get any more scandal out of that.
>>928840too bad we'll never seen them in the background again
>>928840Oh fuck, they totally need to use them again.They're my new favorite background horses.
>>928837>implying you wouldn't want to pound her fluffy ass, her cute little tail gently slapping your stomach
>>928842Do your talons have any crazy magical effects, or do they just disembowel things?
>>928840God that drawing is awful, why is that guy so popular
>>928771Rainbow Dash sleeps in pajamas made up to look like a Wonderbolts costume.Every night she tells her plushies that they did a good job today, but they need to work even harder if they want to make it in the Rainbowbolts.
Trixie is the only good pony.
>>928857HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG OH GOD MY HEART
>>928832I know someone who can
>>928840>you will never lie back on a cloud while the two sisters sit at either side of you, slowly licking and sucking on your shaft
>>928862Very punny
>>928805I CAN'T FIND IT IN THE ARCHIVEWHERE IS
>>928857
>>928853>fluffy Fluffy buffaloes?
>>928869What a bad feel that is.
Scratch thread
>>928854That depends, now doesn't it?What do you WANT them to do?
>>928857Ow, my heart.
>>928857Can someone draw that?Please?
>>928831>>928835SOMEONE DRAW THEM MAKING THESE FACESI'm honestly surprised it hasn't been done yet.
>>928878>Pony maidsUNF
>>928858>lulamoon tag on pahealMy jimmies are rustled
>>928857Oh fuck
Sometimes I pretend to be a defensive flutterfag so that I can uphold the typical flutterfag often laughed at on ponibooru and make them all look bad.
>>928751I don't even have any kind of lactation fetish but I think I would.
>>928878>>928884Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>928879Change the colour of the area they touch to a rainbow effect, like a rainbow paint brush.
>>928890>she
>>928857GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAoh, my tear
>>928893Either way.
>>928889>not having a lactation fetish
>>928839FUCK that thread so hard. There's no way to unsee it now.
>>928903He probably just hasn't realized it yet.
>>928903>Having a lactation fetish
>>928890Because edgy color scheme
>>928903Shut up Nasse
>>928903>implying wings aren't superior
>>928904She will never be the same.
>Just watched last episode>One of the best in my opinions>Find out CMC episode is nextMOTHER OF FUCKWHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS BULLSHIT
>>928879Well it's not chaotic if I know what they are goig to do, is it?
>>928903nasse pls go
>>928904She'll always be pale to me.
>>928914>>>/b/read
>>928912>implying you wouldn't suckle on Dash's pert little teats while your hands massaged her wings, bringing her body to untold heights of pleasure as she moaned and cooed at your touch
>>928914Take the bad with the good anon.
>>928889You mean you wouldn't suckle Rarity's rich, creamy milk?
Tell me about for fetishes MLPG
>>928856because it's not awful, you're just retarded
>>928914>that feel when no more Rarity episodes
>>928914Just give that next episode a chance. I am sure it would be good. I think. Right?
>>928914>implying the preview didn't look great
>>928857My heart.It aches.
>>928893Scratch is androgyny'est pone
>>928904>Rarity isn't whiteWell I guess she is kind of Light gray moreso than white.
Hmm hmm
>>928907How mad would we be if we found out she had canon not red eyes?
>>928925your fetishes*Dammit
>>928924I thought I said I would.
>>928926Ponies are not dolphins and those faces are pretty derped
>>928829Sometimes Zecora write poetry.Really really bad poetry about her feelings.The rhymes are painfully bad, even for her.
>>928925I get boners to cartoon ponies.
>>928922Now that has to be TAW
>>928925Petite girls.Is that even a fetish.Also glasses.
>>928935She is the perfect shade of very lightly blue-grey.
>>928939Not mad in the least.
>>928897>>928886>>928882>>928880>>928873>>928861Is it bad i felt nothing?where are the feelsyou said there would be feels
>>928930>Implying I watch previews>>928929Okay...I still hate the little fuckers though.
>>928936
>>928947Everyone here have a boner for cartoon ponies. Be more specific.
>>928925That I enjoy applied to pones?Mindbreak, lactation, wings, horns, hooves, tails, saliva, consensual loving sex, power/pet-play, tentacles, and oh god just too many
>>928955Oh god no. ABORT ABORT
>>928953Yes, it's bad.Get your heart checked.
>>928951Perfect being the keyword here.
>>928925glove fetishe and especially in white.
>>928953I never promised feels. I think they all just ate from the same Taco Bell.
>>928891>>928891I like the cut of your jib.
>>928948...goddamn, I am obvious
>>928961What about ear scratches?Would you scratch Discord's ears?
comeon mlpg, let's sing along!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyrAkwJ6WsY
>>928949Refresh my memory, what were the fetishes in this one? I seem to recall at least entombment, lactation and business women.
>>928925>wingsNosebleedSocks and pantiesTentacles>rape and domination, though I don't actually fap to these because guilt
>>928975I'd rather sing along to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo5l-1r8OMo&feature=related
>>928955Jesus christ how horrifying.Have better crotch boob.
>Rarity's father is a dirty mud pone>She's greyFace it, she's a nigger
>>928977>because guiltmehI gave that up long ago
>>928973Its just me still. Apparently my third eye is fixed on you today rather than you know whoAlso you made the word coo popular somehow.
>>928974Yeah, but I think mostly because that either falls under loving sex or mindbreak depending on how hard it isI prefer the loving sex bits
>>928953I don't think it is, I rarely get feels from Dash either.
>>928949You know, when i said Encasement is my fetish I ment full body encasement, not cinderblocks strapped to the feet.
>>928976Bondage and glasses too I guess.
>>928975>As Seen On: The Escapist ForumsHow is that site still fucking up?
>>928979i wish more people drew crotch boobs and belly buttons...
>>928567bro your dialogue needs work. It's all kinds of awkward.also your art's not that greatbut keep at it you're getting better
>>928982I like the word coo, it's a nice word. Less jarring than writing "Oooh".
What the fuck MLPG. I leave for three days and you didn't mention me once. I need attention.
>>928960Dude.I get bonersto cartoon ponies.I'm already a furry right there, that's not fetishey enough?
>>928925Wings.Massaging.Sleeping girls.Hotdogging.A little bit of mindbreak and rape.
>>928994fluffy pls go
>>928994I wish I knew that feel
>>928980>>928980>mud poneHe was wearing a hat.
>>928982>guy calling out TAW>isn't meOk then
>>928990Yahtzee is almost singlehandedly bringing in pageviews.
>>928974If you scratch mine, I'll scratch yours!I might even give them back when I'm done!
>>928981I want to go back though.Add bondage, branding, hot wax, general torture, drowning, guillotines, lactation, age difference, vore, size difference, edging, traps, femization, and more to that list
>>928925there's no good rape stories/images sadly.
>>928999Shut up Unity
>>928995No. Cartoon horses is a heading, we want the subheadings.
>>928997Not quite but I laughed
>>928972What's a jib?
>>928999;_;
Seriously Cleverbot, do you even watch the show?
>>929001I just woke up this way, I'll probably forget how to do it tomorrow.>>928993It's a nice word isn't it.
>>929008Nope. Come on, you guys should have gotten that one.
>>928976Encasement, lactation, and I think bondage? Glitter added the whacky business suit and glasses 'cause he was on a slutty rarity kick at the time.
>>929000>This is what rarifags believe
>>929002That is not a surprise. By now don't you think that bastard should be on his own rather then letting that site leech his review?
>>929017For some reason I was about to say shut up my name. What the fuck.
>>929019Shut the fuck up already Quest.
>>929017TAW pls go
>>928925Rule 63.of myself
>>929019Pretty much everyone believes this. Why don't you, anonymous? Don't you like Rarity?
>>929028no fuck you
>>929020Maybe he was out of town or without internet.Or he has a career or more important things
>>929029genderswap
>>929029Oh yeah, I forgot selfcest on >>928996
>>929020I didn't have the time.I need perfect privacy, since nobody must know my secret.And there was no download until yesterday(?).
> that feel when Bronyboy
>>929012Jib can mean a sail on a boat, or it could mean crystal meth.
>>928996all the worst fetishesbbw, vore (non-macro), stuffing, any big belly fetish generally, large hips/ass, farts
>>929039Yeah me too. Oh add mutual rape to the list as well.
>>929040Do you even watch the YTD?
Would you help a filly Twilight and Smartypants too of course with her homework?
>>929041I don't know that feel, and I'm glad I don't.
>>929040Why can't you into torrents bro.
>>928953just take one youyouDOUBLE NECRON
>>929050I'm not very good at it but sure.
>>928980But I thought she was a pone
>>929046>mutual rapeuh
>>929040>And there was no download until yesterdayBut that's bullshit
>>929050But I don't know shit about magic.
>>929053Oh god I can't stop seeing people's identities through 4chan.I need to stop this. FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>928925Pretty much anything consensual that doesn't include bodily waste.But my biggest fetish is folks in love.
>>929057I guess that could be, like, you're forced at gunpoint to rape a girl.
>>929050Yes, but I probably bet the level of her education is 1000x more then mine.
>>929012>>929043Either way, PREPARE FOR SOME RAINBOW BELLY RUBBINGS!
>>929057Okay right, you get two people, then, then you get them right, you force them to have sex.
>>928903>>928961Lactation fetish seems pretty common, in MLPG at least. What does it mean?
>>929064laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
>>929064>But my biggest fetish is folks in loveYou sick fuckCalled the cops
>>929067>Equestrian public education systemI seriously doubt it.
>>928925This post will get more replies than any new piece of art posted here
>>929052For some reason I didn't think about that.
Is impregnation even a fetish.You'd think it would be completely normal for obvious reasons.
>>929065>>929069Oh, I see.I was thinking two people each using rape as a battle tactic.
>>929080Oh yeah add that as well
Do you think magic is a hard science in Equestria?
>>929071Well, these are farm animals. It's not strange we want to milk them with our mouths
>>929074Her brother is marrying a princess and her parents live in Canterlot. You know that bitch went to the finest prep schools before getting into Celestia's school.
>>929083Do you know this stuff is only funny outside MLPG, right?
>>929090TAW just go already
>>929080Yes, it is.I'd love to knock Twi up, our foals would be so loved
Okay then MLPGWhat isn't your fetish?What is that one thing that really turns you off?
>>929071Titsucking is something all of us have done at some point.That is if your mother wasn't a retarded porchmonkey.
>>929096Fat, farts, tentacles, lactation
>>929094...goddamnit fine
>>929095Honestly Twi would be so horribly OCD with any kids we might have. I would be concerned for them.
>>928983Would you break Discord's mind and turn him into your omnipotent pet?
does anyone ever just sit and think about how over-advantaged unicorns are compared to the other ponies (especially earth ponies), and how horribly unfair that is?and then get really depressed about it?
>>929096LactationIt's just... ughAlso, fatness and scat
>>929096Bondage, S&M, high heels.
>>929096FeetJesus christ I will never understand feet fetishists.
>>929074>private magic schoolWe saw some serious math in that one episode, read an entire book in seconds, and anything magic. I am sure what ever they teach her in that magic school its much more superior to what Cheerilee can ever teach.captcha : teaches utterd
>>929111Well, feet are an erogenous zone for some people.
>>929106Don't worry they have really brief life spans
>>929096farts, watersports, the giantess thing, diapers
>>929096I have a few things - scat, watersports, diapers, fatties...but my biggest turnoff is when the woman isn't enjoying herself.That's why I can't watch Japanese porn anymore. They treat their women like shit.
>>929004>guillotinesYou and me, pal.
>>929100TAW make me feel some pink >feelsWhen you have time, you know
>>929096scat, piss, vore, futa, bugs inb4 scootanon gets all pissy about not liking futa
>>929103I'd take care of them most of the time, she has important work to do.
>>929114I don't think she actually knows what any of that means.
>>929121HOLY FUCK HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE bugs
>>929044
>>929106Pegasi can fly and earth ponies can make some fucking delicious food.I call it even.
>>929121Oh yeah bugs and monster rapeI really can't keep track of my fetishes.
I can't help but think i'm partly responsible for starting this whole lactation thing. Existence verified, or should I just end my existence?
>>929096Anything you'd find on /d/, really. Some shit just gets WAYYYY too out there for me.
>>929116well that cheered me right up
>>929119Yeah I wish I didn't though. Really.
>>929130Oh but I like monster rape. Most of the time, anyways.But bugs are gross. Ew.
>>929132The latter
>>929096Huge assesSo gross.
>>929096S&M, diapers, and mind break unless I'm the one doing it.
>>929111Really?
>>929115When you're getting crazy with the cheese whiz, everything can be an erogenous zone.
>>929129>cooking on par with telekinesis and other hilariously OP magicyou are a weird motherfucker with weird prioirities, pacce.
>that feel when you clear your cookies>that feel when hitting C + Enter no longer takes you to clopfic.heroku>that feel when hitting R + Enter no longer takes you to Paheal>that feel when hitting P + Enter no longer takes you to ponibooruFeels bad
>>929126>tfw you will never have Mrs. Cake's delicious tendrils wrapped around your cock
>>929137Applejack will live to thrice her friends ages Pinkie couldn't take it when they passed on you see...
>>929116They can just use magic to defy death though. Check and mate, earthie scum.
>>929120but why would you get any feels from Pink Pone? Would you really like it when you woke up in the morning to find the bed warm, but empty? Would it be so great if, after a mere moment of lying comfortably, you felt a short, sharp push as Pinkie's head jabbed into your back, pushing you out of bed?Would it be great when she bounced over and landed on your chest, nuzzling your cheek before she starts telling you about everything she has to do today and how excited she is to do it with you
>>929096Diapers, fat, farts, scat, piss, vomit, vore, inflation, feet, gore, transformation, ...
>>929096Women trying to be sexy, like how they act and talk in porn. It's just embarrassing and forced.
>>929096ball busting, inflation, inanimate transformation, scat, vomitI mean there's plenty that doesn't turn me on but these ones either weird/gross me out
>>929106Not really. Equestria seems like a fairly egalitarian society so the earth ponies don't seem to be at much of a disadvantage.Naturally all the fine craftsmanship jobs go to unicorns but you still see ponies like Filthy Rich who seem to be doing alright without magic.Then there's the whole "only earth ponies can grow crops" thing that I'm not even sure is canon.
>>929104More importantly, could you do it to me before I do it to you?
>>929147He's like the designers of 3rd edition Dungeons & Dragons!amirite?amirite?
>>929147If you could have telekinesis, but never again eat a decent meal, what's the point?
>>929149Oh godI just went to heroku and saw this at the tophttp://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/916Fluffy Pony smut. FUCK
So unicorns could move the sun but they couldn't move a few clouds?That's some goddamn bullshit and you know it.
>>929151>Mrs. Cake will never kiss you deeply while her stomach tendrils caress your cock and balls and tease your asshole>She will never use her few remaining stomach tendrils to hug you closer and closer against her warm body
>>929043I even put the up pic of Homer in navy gear and you still miss the simpsons reference?
Scratch is the best white pone and the best yellow pone at once
>>929166Fuck.
>>929132You can stuck around, even if you life sucks.
>>929166...I ain't even mad any more.
>>929159unicorns can do magic brothey also seem to be far richer on average, your example of Filthy is the exception and not the ruleif i was an earth poni and had to live around a bunch of unicorns and pegasus i would be super pissed off all the time
>>929106Not really. The way I see it, Pegasi can fly and control the weather, Earth Ponies are much, much stronger/more physically able than the others
>>929160>not having a diaper fetish
>>929154>this will never happen
>>929166>andysonicHey wasn't that that guy that tried to recruit Glitter for his reddit page?
>>929164NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
>>929177That pun was a total let down.
>>929096Unattractive people.This is fucking disturbing, poni should be pretty.
>>929170>She will never take advantage of your vulnerability and slowly absorb you into her body>You will never become a part of Mrs. Cake
>>929173Hah, that was a pretty funny joke
>>929166
>>929166There is no way I am reading that.
>>929194He said white and yellow, no gray
>>929179I like how they've sidestepped that part in the show.I do remember Lauren mentioning something about earth ponies having some kind of special connection with the earth on her dA page but I don't know if it's canon.
>>929166That fic isn't that new, I've seen it before.
>>929193>You will never join Mr. Cake inside of Mrs. Cakes hollow body>He will never fuck you until his spooge is leaking from Mrs. Cakes seams
>>929165pacce confirmed for obese fatfuck
>>929206Scratch is pale yellowRarity is light greySweetie is also light greyCelestia is white with a pink outline
>>929206Actually she is pale light bluish grey
>>929154I- I...goddommot tow
>>929161It really depends who get to who's ears first, and who can hold out the longest.
>>929218Celestia is pink with a pinker outline.Sweetie is the whitest of them.
>>929215...Do you want me to post my belly?
>>929227Fuck off Dash.
>>929219>pale light bluish greyWhat
Sorry this one's laterarity trying to fight her urges
>>929227noplz go
>>929208HWE was the closest we ever got to confirmation that only earthies can grow stuff. It still wasn't and ironclad statement, though, which bummed me out. Add that to the fact that the whole pageant might just have been a folk tale and not actual Equestrian history, and we've got a problem.>taking cartoons way too seriousl
>>929232That's a good outfit.
>>929218None of the are pure white because the animators wanted to make it seem like they were making an effort so they gave them a slight tone. Ultimately they're all supposed to be white.
>>929232What a slut
>>929231Rarity's a cool greya light grey with a tinge of blue
>>929221it's okay, though, she has so many things she wants to do today. Friends to visit, cakes to bake, she wants to spend a while playing with the kids, and so much more.But first, it's breakfast time, and she needs you to reach the higher cupboards and hand her ingredients so she can make the two of you something delicious
Doesn't really matter if you call her white or gray since when talking about horse coat colours gray and white are synonymous.
>>929231She is. Her coat color is a very light gray with a little bit more blue in it.It is perfect color for perfect pony.
>>929232heh
>>929225Celestia is not pink bro she only looks pink because of her pink outline.
>>929240HWE was funniest episode of the season.>That feel when no more winter episodes until the end of the year
>>929244well, that, and pure white looks ghastly
>>929232>repost this if you're a beautiful white unicorn mare who don't need no stallion
>>929232Thanks, I love it.
>>929248Oh god stop making me feel things about cartoon horses.
I just peed my pants
>>929256Also think of how their eyes would blend into their bodies.
Did everybody watch the preview? I haven't seen anybody talk about this, but it confirmed that ponies actually has meat inside their tails, they are not just hair like the toys are. And that means Rarity actually cut off a part of her body in the second episode!
>>929231Anon said that the Hasbro games use vectors from the showSo another anon went to see what color is everyoneThis is what he foundOkay soAJ: Brilliant orange F9B159Pinkie Pale light grayish raspberry F4B6D1Twilight Pale light grayish mulberry D19FE4Fluttershy FDF6AE Pale, light grayish goldRainbow Dash Light cornflower blue 88CAF0Rarity Light cornflower bluish gray E5EBEE
>>929254>HWE>Not Cider
>>929232>>929232Can you draw Sweetie Belle eating a Dreamsicle?
>>929248>playing with the kidsWho's kids?
>>929232I thought she drew sweetie belle at first
>>929266>Cider>Not HWE
>>929254>HWE was funniest episode of the season.
>>929232Rarity is not a slut.
>>929265> Pale light grayish raspberry>Pale, light grayish gold>Pale light grayish mulberry>Light cornflower bluish grayI hate color names
>>929264I never watch the previews before an episode out of principle.
>>929271>SSS6k shows that unicorns can make stuff to do what the earth ponies can anyway.
>>929265I fucking love E5EBEE, I use it whenever I need a non-white color.
>>929268no I can'tI don't want to get into whyit's very personal
>>929283No.
>>929265Now I know what color mai waifu is.
>>929277>Rarity is not a slut.that's the pointshe controlled herself
>>929282Not even ROH1? Tell me you at least watched the preview for ROH1.
>>929258it's> reblogfaggot
>>929289>>929268didn't anyone tell you, Anon?A dreamsicle killed his father.
>>929276God, LRUfags are even more annoying than PoOfags last year.And Party of One is my favorite
>>929229This will never stop being the single greatest shot of Rainbow Dash.
>>929295That was different.
>>929260If I wanted to make you feel something about cartoon horses I'd go to the old standby of talking about the way she'd get you to help getting the Cakes' kids off to sleep. The way she'd watch over them with her head resting on your shoulder, quiet for once in her life as she watches them with a smile on her face and a foreleg resting behind your back. I'd make you whisper (Really quietly, so you don't wake the kids up) that she's really good with children."Of course, Anon, I need the practice" she'd whisper back.
>>929294I like you.
>>929306I SAID STOP IT
>>929269The Cakes'
Best episode is Sweet and Elite. Fuck your opinions.
>>929301I'm not saying TLR was the funniest ep. I was just posting a reaction image.PYHD or LZ gets my vote for funniest ep.
>>929283>You will never suck Cheerilee's futacock to get bumped up a letter grade on your latest test
>>929315I SECOND THISBUT I AM A HUGE RARIFAG SO MY OPINIONS AREN'T NEUTRAL
>>929315I agree with this gentleman.
>>929265>E5EBEENo it's F1F1F3 you dunkass.
>>929315I can get behind your opinion anon. We're friends now.
>>929317Not GiYC?
>>929315Best episode is Hurricane Fluttershy.Fuck YOUR opinions.
>>929313>having pink pone as your waifu>2010+2
>>929327We're talking about S2
>>929329>Having a waifu>2027-15
>>929328FACT: Having a Yellowquiet episode as your favorite episode makes your opinion officially worth shit.
>>929329>not having waifuistic feels for all of the main six
>>929324Hey All I know is that that is the color in the Hub games and those use the real colors
>>929315But I agree
>>929331Wasn't paying enough attention ;_;
>>929313The feel train has no brakesShe wants to wait until the Cakes' kids are all grown up first. She's not ready yet, and she wants to get some more practice in. Of both dealing with AND making kids.
>>929335I never asked for this waifu
>>929343That's okay you faggot
>>929337>implying it wasn't a god-tier episodeI'm not even a flutterfag
>All these fucking acronyms
>>929193>Mr. Cake will never fuck her silly later that night>You will never join their family as their third foal nine month later
>>929324>F1F1F3Oh you, I see what you're trying to do
>>927836>"D-dad...I want to get off this ride">"I know son, We all do."
>>929351Oh god what.
>>929340It's entirely possible that the hubworld games don't use the same palette as the show, as it stands i'm going by the truest HD uploads which are the Itunes episodes.
>>929345Stop trying to make me feel things for cartoon horses. It's sad enough that I get off to them.
>>929299>>929299AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA[SPOILER]_HA_[/SPOILER]
>>929353I'm not seeing what he's doing.
>>929315Did that episode have an I Love Lucy reference, a rodeo clown, a madame, a car(t) chase, weaponized Pinkie, Rarity catch me, and a pony with an ass that can shatter buildings?No?Then I guess the best episode is still The Last Roundup.
>>929361cntrl s
>>929346I did.
>>929355How else do you think a couple of Earthies produced a pegasi and unicorn foal?
>>929350MitM EoH TM ABS GtBO BB DS LBYS BG SotC WWU CotC FWF SFS FPK SRB SM SS DaPS GIYC OaB BitH CMChr OWTEW Po1 BNE
>>929369>Po1>not PoOThat actually slightly rustled my jimmies.
>>929367Those are some nice augs.
>>929364you're so obsessive
>>929367Having a waifu isn't optional.
>>929364much as i hate agreeing with this shitstain, i must agree with this shitstain.LRU is best s2 episode even if derpy isn't in it
>>929368Rarity's dad has a hat and all hats in equestria have magical horn removing properties, dumbass.
>>929373You haven't seen shit yet
>>929367I still get mesmerized by that fucking flicker and those goddamn eyes whenever this is posted.
>>929372
>>929372Heuheuheuh poo
>>929372but why
>>929302Greenest pone
>>929369What the fuck man?I don't know any of those.
>>929385Would you write Party of 1? NO YOU FUCKING WOULDN'T unless of course you're an idiot.
>>929386Thanks doc.
>>929379well? are you going to post them or not?
>>929364I feel so unique when I say that's my 4th or 5th favorite episode.Feels good.
Needs more augmented Rarity
>>929387did you just start watching the show last week or somethign
>>929360It makes it so much more worthwhile, though. To imagine staring into her eyes as she holds her hooves on your shoulder, slowly wagging her tail and brushing it against both of your thighs as she slowly begins to brush her cheek against yours, whispering into your ear how much you mean to her.5 minutes later, when she's finished, she'd slowly move her lips to yours, and you'd both fall into silence as you slowly, intimately began. And that means so much more.Of course, you'll wake up then, and be hugging your pillow, and it'll remind you just how alone you really are. But you can't go back to sleep, you have something to do that you'd really rather not do. C'est la vie.
>>929392All I'm saying is those augs are shit. Just wait for P+ or someone to show up.
>>929394There's never going to be enough augmented Rarity. Never.
>>929378Did you even reply to the right person?
>>929386I find this offensive, why would you take her blue?It's all she's got.
>>929397FUCK
Please stop with the augmentions. This is almost as bad as the epilepsy.
>>929397Aww shit.
>>929396No, I'm just not good with acronyms or something.And seeing them all so tightly together is fucking horrendous.And I don't pay attention to the episode names.
>>929402But Dash IS green.
>>929398I've been here the whole time.
>>929404But why?
>>929404EPILEPTIC RARITY!
>>929403Now that is definitely you.
>>929409>I don't pay attention to the episode names.boy are you ever in the wrong fandom
>>929404Bi polar rarity is the epileptic rarity
Would you help Rarity stay focused on her work by manually bringing her to orgasm once a day while she's in heat?
>>929413Well that guy wants augs and you are the AUGPONI so get on it? I apparently lost my file.
>>929424>once a dayAt least
>>929377>opinionsI didn't enjoy it that much7/10 for me
>>929424WOULD I?
>>929426>implying I never drop my trip to shitpost
>Tara Strong">Ready 4 the con! Now remember people DEODORANT!!! & I love fat supergirl & 2skinny superman but u still need to shower!! Then...free hugshttps://twitter.com/#!/tarastrong/status/185734633357447168Tara Strong may be speaking from experience.
>>929424>once a dayOnly once?
HEY GUYS I THINK I FOUND A WAY OUT OF THIS THREAD!
>>929424OH YOU BET
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdaGEiVfTzQ
>>929438>Now remember people DEODORANT!!!Holy fuck hahaha
>>929438HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOLY FUCK TARA STRONG10/10
>>929438Hahahahah oh man. Tara's crazy...
>>929419I would recognize the episode if it was written fully.And if I think about it I can find out the episode from an acronym.You're going to insult me, aren't you?
>>929424sure
>>929424What is an o... o-oraganism?
>>929440It's just another link to the thread
>>929438Oh god, best VA
>>929453>IMPLICATIONS
Did anyone see that tweet Tara strong made about rule 34 the other day?
>>929440This fucking comic manthis fucking comic.
>>929451Guys, there's children around, switch to SFW mode
>>929438She's been to so many cons she knows what she's talking about.
>>929440Gavalanche can't draw
>>929432>>929439Only once a day. She's a lady, after all.
>>929456What the fuck is she saying? What is she responding to?
>>929461now why should we do that
>>929470Needs a Nathan cutie mark
>>929468By "manually" do you mean rutting her like an animal?
>>929453She sure does love her audience.
>>929468It shouldn't take too long to teach her to relax when she isn't in public.
>>929456>you'll never be a basic mushroom that's bigger than a breadbox but smaller than the average flat-screen TV that's vaulting over Europe and Africa on a flying suitcase
>>929461Copy that. Switching to SFW.>>929451That's something to ask your parents, once you're a little older.
>>929451 An organism is a living system that comprises various organs, Sweetie
>>929469I think someone sent her a fanfic and asked her about Derpy.
Pinkie Pie has a party trick
>>929468I don't get how this is a fetish.Why would anyone get off on this?
>>929483REALITY IS SO CRUEL
If there is one thing I hate it is the way the camera always picks up mistakes I can't see with the naked eye.Oh well, looks like I'll need to smooth out the surface before I continueSo, the question itself - what should her chapter be?It's horrible on purpose. That is the joke.
>>929477Well you want to keep it interesting. Maybe one day you just stick it in and pound away at her, and maybe another you'll use your hands and arms. Towards the end up her heat when she has grown heavy maybe you can even bring her to orgasm simply by suckling her rich vanilla cream.
>>929491But she's responding with some incoherent shit about String theory. Is she a hardcore new ager? That sucks.I was hoping Tabitha would be Rarity in human form. Sigh. She has her own personality. Depressing.
>>929483Wait what.WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>929483It's like she translated her original message a hundred times.
>>929492Unf.
>>929477As in you're not allowed to use your penis.If you came off, it'd get everywhere and she is NOT going to risk any of it getting on her fabrics or materials.
>>929503Then yes, I would gladly serve Rarity in this way. I'd do that for any of the main 6 if they were in need.
>>929500The Imperial Apples.
>>929511
>>929509Tabitha is fizzy in the hizzy.Seems like a really nice gal though, brings in cookies when she records.
>>929518Would you hire yourself out to the entire town? Your exotic body and head full of sexy ideas could net you a lot of cash.
>>929528I wonder what's in those cookies.
>>929528I thought she only did that sometimes and with the MLP crew but she did this with most recordings no matter the show
>>929500Loyalist, right? Let me go gnaw on google for a while.
>>929492Request:Have Rarity trying to congradulate someone on their creativity. Have her say: >>929456 this. Have someone be puzzled as to what the fuck she's saying. Then Rarity clutches some crystals and says "It all makes sense stop mocking me!"
>>929492>That feel when english is not your first language>That feel when you do not understand last panelGG
>>929500Hmm loyalist...
>>929534Cookie dough.Maybe nuts.Certainly sugar.
>>929527Someone should go there and just make a huge cap with all the shit she says
>>929543"I don't know why, but guys always ;ike that one"
>>929516Which is why you bust your nut as deep inside her as you can. With her being in heat you just know that her body won't let any of that man goo escape.
>>929500You could always go with a Rainbow Warrior.If that ends up being Dash anyway.
Have you praised the sun yet?
>>929527>crazy cat ladieshaha, who wrote this?
>>929548And half a ton of hash.
>>929543Is it a Glitter Glue comic?Then the punchline is sex.
>>929550Oh, oh my, I felt something down there
>>929532My job would be getting to fuck sexy, sexy ponies in various interesting ways?Yeah. Where the fuck do I sign?
>>929548And lots of drugs.
>>929549>Someone should go there and just make a huge cap with all the shit she saysIt's a real shame she seems to be a trippy New Ager. She's so gorgeous, nice and has dat voice. I do wonder if she does LSD in her spare time. At least pot.
>>929555Of courseAfter the daily worship of THE MACHINE GOD though
>>929555Why would I do that?
>>929562Sex is a theme, not a punchline.
The voice acting industry sounds fun. I wish I had talent...
>>929561Nah, she's naturally nuts.
>>929562>>929576It's certainly the gag in this one
>>929562Oh, you haven't seen his work, right?
>>929553She's not letting it control her. She's a lady, and a lady doesn't give in to such base impulses. If you use your hands, it doesn't count.
>>929579Amen
>>929554Seems like repainting into Dash and going with Rainbow Warriors is the the best option available.
>>929576I've been saying that the whole time, and yet it's still all he's got.
>>929577I just love the last oneAlso her nickname is T-BoneVAOTYAY
>>929550G-gee, I wonder whyI don't even like ponko poe all that much, but damn
>>929574
>>929586What if I use my hands a little until she's so far gone she doesn't care about maintaining her dignity any more and starts begging for it?
>>929522Painting good orange/yellow is goddamned hard though>>929554It's an AJ recolour, which seems to have Marker Pony hair.As such, she can end up looking like anything
>flutterfags
>>929577Why is she so perfect mlpg
>>929596Then you'd be breaking contract and she wouldn't pay you.
>>929594
>>929602EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>929590>I've been saying that the whole time, and yet it's still all he's got.I believe you missed my point. Even if sex is featured in every comic, that doesn't mean sex is the punchline. It just means sex is the topic.
>>929602Is that Chipotle?
guys glitter glue somehow got me in the mood to wanna draw discordreceive gratefully
>>929601Repaint to look like Dash, go with this chapter. http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors
>>929590I don't know. I kind of like hearing the same joke over and over again. If it was funny once it's funny twice is my motto.
>>929602I fucking hate this fandom.
spitfire is a very bouncy pony
>>929618DO NOT EVER POST THAT PIC AGAIN!
>>929596This guy has the right idea. waking her up every morning with a few well placed licks couldn't hurt either. In a week or less we will have her up to two times a day at least.
>>929527She seems like a fun person. Self-irony and unconventional writing should be a sign of "being fizzy in the hizzy"
>>929622>Swedish applepie
>>929605But the contract included the ability for her to change it at any time. If she wants me to fuck her then that's what she wants.
>>929622>We will never get an ep with her and Dash hanging out and being friends>We will never get an ep where Gilda drops by gets super jealous at Dash's new friend>We will never get an ep where Gilda and Spitfire battle to the death
>>929622spitfire is a best
>>929608No no, I mean that there is joke past "They're having/want to have sex." Like about every single comic's punch line.
>>929616I get the joke well and all, but without the helmet their armour is just blue on blue.Also I can only image the horror of painting Dash' hairI'll keep it in mind though.
>>929638pone
>Tabitha signs one of her emails with T-PotDo she even try to be subtle?
>>929625A few weeks later and we'll have her eating out of our hand, all pretense that she wasn't giving in to her urges gone
>>929625>implying Rarity wouldn't have written out the terms of your service.
>>929645Link?
>>929622Sexiest pones
>>929642Fair point with the hair.
>>929438What really rustles my jimmies is how fucking prevalent it is to the point where the people at the con have to be REMINDED TO ATTEND TO BASIC HYGIENE
>>929622"Apple pie"
>>929635Sören's äpplelpaj
>>929577This only makes me want to get her autograph even more.
>>929642As long as you get the chapter logo right, you will rustle some jimmies. Also: Thin your paints.
>>929655> >>929438> What really rustles my jimmies is how fucking prevalent it is to the point where the people at the con have to be REMINDED TO ATTEND TO BASIC HYGIENEI've never been to a con before. But I've heard the same thing from Fantasy cons. Cons bring out the most Autistic weirdos out there.
>>929651UNF.
>>929650Just go to her website/bloghttp://www.tabithastgermain.com/make-my-day.htmlIt's just full of everything
>>929637Well the last episode had her and Spitfire flying off with her. Clearly they're married now.
>>929651>you will never have a threesome with Spitfire and Rainbow Dash where they use their wings
>>929645T-pot as in teapot not marijuana you stoner.
>>929662My paints are never thin enough
>>929655All conventions have that problem.
>>929646Her heat would have ended by then, but she has grown to enjoy our services so much that she practically begged us to stay with her.>>929649We negotiated the terms slightly. It's not like she has any other humans to go to.
>>929671Why would she even sing her e-mail like that?
>>929664I've been to two separate cons and at both they remind you to shower and wear deodorant.
>T-pot and T-bone
>>929672Nope. Never. Also BADAB BLACK BADAB BLACK BADAB BLACK.
>>929661tabitha isn't allowed to go to cons. Only makes me want an autograph even more.
>>929682Seriously?Fucking...what.
>>929680because she finds it cute?
>>929688>tabitha isn't allowed to go to cons. Serious?
>>929670I recognize this posting style
>>929686Badab BlackNot DEVLAN MUDDo you even paint minis?
>>929693DON'T DO IT
>James Han writes:: Dear Ms/Mrs St. Germain,I am a huge fan of MLP Friendship is Magic and especially a huge Rarity fan. I love all the different ponies but I was especially drawn to Rarity's distinct mannerisms like her trademark laugh (Wahahaha!) or the way her voice grows hoarse when she emphasises something (SAPPHIRE SHOARES!!)I'...>Thanks James, I like voicing Rarity too. I mean where IS she from? have you heard her mom?-- T-pot.
>>929692Apparently she hasn't gone to a single con, even that big one they had in new york.
>>929688She doesn't want to go to consOr even do an interview>As much as I love my bronies and tiny Pony fans, I'm sorry that I can't respond to interview requests re My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. DHX and Hasbro have asked that all such requests go through VOICEBOX for screening. (and really all I do in interviews is laugh like an unwed duck, and there's a snort involved and better you should keep your lovely mental images)DEAR GOD I WANT TO HEAR AN INTERVIEW WITH HER SO MUCH
>>929695I've heard Devlan Mud is good for your skin.
>>929695>not warlock purple>on EVERYTHINGare you even a raging twaiwaifufag?
>>929692Yeah, her handlers have her balls in a vice.
>>929651wow didnt notice that.
>>929693no you don'tfuck you
>>929704>Warlock Purple>Not Liche PurpleCASUALS
>>929701I WOULD PAY MONEY TO HEAR HER INTERVIEW
>>929705But such magnificent balls they are.
>>929698>>929711I feel like the captain from all your base at all times in the general these days.
>>929682Don't forget to wash your hands after taking a crap children!
>>929701>(and really all I do in interviews is laugh like an unwed duck, and there's a snort involved and better you should keep your lovely mental images)>there will never be an interview with TabithaREALITY IS SO CRUEL
>>929712It depends. I can't remember if liche purple is actually blue or, if it's the other way around.It's been years since I was on the tabletop
>>929728Ever worked in a place that had a public bathroom, easily half the people don't even flush.
>>929699Obviously she's a small town girl born into a lower middle-class family who dreams of being high class. Also her father is a huge DA BEARS fan.DAMMIT TABITHA GET YOUR CHARACTER MOTIVATIONS STARIGHT
>>929680>you are now imagining Tabitha singing out the words to her email as she types
>>929717>That feel when you can shitpost all the time but nobody, never, called you out before
>>929741Where do I email Tabitha to tell her this?
>>929744It's a good feel.
>>929744>that feel when you shitpost all the time and everyone calls you out as someone elseTerse, nanaki, seth, TAW, fatlus, unity Dino-fag, deafdefiler, sparkler, oh man, everyone.
>>929736Warlock purple is more redLiche purple is more blueLiche is close to Rarity's mane.
>Dear None. Dear, dear None. >What's to be done? It is very very kind of you to offer to prop up my career. But not to fear. I've put toothpicks in several places and some chewing gum(well masticated) in one or two key joints. I also sacrificed a chicken(well, tofurkey,) to the great BINGBANGBOOM, Raccoon God of artists(and thieves). So I do feel moderately secure. I have on occasion considered asking politely if I could have an Emmy or two, but my agent says that while that might stand in some parts of Canada, it will hold no water at all with the feisty lot to the south. Nonetheless I am extremely touched by your offer. In return I'm going to send the Everythingawesomeandandthencake Fairy after you with her wand. Do be careful of the bridge of your nose for the next few days because she can give one quite a bonk. So far, I'm not doing too badly for wishes. However, should you ever come across a spare one, I would certainly like an island.With gooey fondness that knows no bounds -Tabitha.I can't stop laughing. Why is she so great.
>>929764Google images isn't being particularly helpful right now either.
>>929767What
>>929767SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
>>929646>eating out of our handI don't think you get that this isn't for you - it's for her.She has NO time right now to be giving in to her impulses, but she needs you to help stave them off one day at a time.And damn it if that means jilling her once a day so she has the willpower to concentrate until her Spring line is finished and she's nearly gone mad with lust, practically diving on you the day after and fucking you until you're both bruised and sore, her screams of passion loud enough to wake the neighbors, then that's what you'll do.
Okay so anything else from her website that should be added?
A distant ship smokes on the horizon
>>929615Look good but where is the penis????
>>929788Well why didn't you say she was limiting herself to one a day because she had a tight schedule? I thought she was just being prudish.
>>929615looks blocky
>>929807I thought it was implied.
>>929799>green and purpleMan Tabitha is the fucking best,.
>>929803flarity
>>929641>No no, I mean that there is joke past "They're having/want to have sex." Like about every single comic's punch line.I agree. That usually isn't the joke. Sex is usually the subject, but just because it's about sex doesn't mean sex is always the punchline. That's not how it works, even in a reductionist way.
Yesterday was Mccraken's birthday. Do you think Faust pony pony him as a gift?
>>929826I bet she dressed up as his favorite pony and let her have his way with her.
>>929822Seems to work for Megasweet.
>>929826>That mental image
So Rainbow Warriors or Imperial Apples is your final call on this?Damn, looks like I'm in for a rough ride.
>>929799Oh my god my sides.
>>929822Just keep up the good work man
>>929810>She's not letting it control her. She's a lady, and a lady doesn't give in to such base impulses.The OP was a bit vague and this post led me to believe she was just withholding for the sake of her ego.
>>929835megasweet cant joke his way out of a paper bag
>>929840What is Imperial Apple again?
>>929835I've never seen him do anything funny.Good art maybe, but nothing funny.
>>929853that was kind of my point.
>>929799Really the Meet Tabitha... makes it more funny
>>929857Not a real chapter. I assume the idea was to use Applejack's scheme of yellow-trimmed orange.
>>929853Smarty Belle Tumblr was pretty good for being him
>>929832Oh god
>>929862so apparently, neither can I
Does Derpy's farts smell like washing up liquid
>>929879I don't even know how to answer that.
>>929879They smell like the gas you get from mint chocolate aero bars
>>929767Really, T-bone has rekindled my hope for man.
>>929879They smell like flowers and sunshine.
Anyone have any drawing or coloring requests?
>>929857A play on Imperial Fists.
>>929851Well, fuck him. Having her in the middle of a rush while she's in heat makes more sense and is more interesting.
>>929832>Lauren faust will never do this for you
>>929870Didn't some guy colour that AJ in terminator armour pic with such a scheme? Does anyone have it saved?
>>929896Ah yes. Hmm.
>>929892See:>>929542
>>929903This one?
>>929899True, and it can still work in our favour. A few weeks worth of teasing and by the time she's finished all her orders she'll probably be paying us to NOT stop.
>>929892
>>929902I'd rather have Tabitha roleplaying as Rarity.
>>929890T-bag confirmed for VA of the year all years.
>Tabitha will never marry you
>>929912Was she meant to have a Salamanders color scheme there?
>>929896Dash is the iconic pony, I'm not sure how familiar /tg/ is with pones though so that may not matter.But the AJ scheme would be much simpler.I guess the deal breaker would be her having a hat.
>>929916
would you a cubby pony?
>>929920Good. I don't need a ditzy pothead. Give me Rarity any day of the week.
>>929922Not specifically. I did suggest something similar but I think that guy just went for a general appley scheme.
>>929922It's fucken weird is what it is. Those are Space Wolf cruxes but the scheme suggests Salamanders.
daily DOSO
>>929799Be sure to submit it to le reddit XD
>>929931rarity is a horse and also imaginary
>>929930Can I leave my shoes and wallet in her before going on the water slide?
>>929935Flutterfags...
>>929935Daily dose?I got what you need.http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL78F8564B25AF0F3A
>>929931Shut your mouf. Rarity isn't real. I'd take Tabitha over your fantasies, she sounds like a blast.
>>929920She seems like a very nice person and I love her voice but I don't think I'd want to marry her.Way to read the atmosphere anon.
>>929935A GIRLY TAT LIKE THAT WOULD ONLY WORK FOR A GIRL. AND EVEN THEN IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A STRIPPER TAT.AND GETTING ANYTHING POP CULTURE RELATED IS STUPID.
>>929920Well she's not Andrea Libman so it's ok
>>929913>you will never watch Rarity turn from a dignified lady into a ravenous, sex-crazed monster, screaming at you to pound her like a nail and threatening to rip your cock off if you DARE take it out.
>>929933I think it's meant to be a horse skull rather than space wolves specifically. The guy who coloured it had a lot less knowledge of 40k than the guy who drew it though.
>>929930I would cuddle a chubby horse so squishy
>>929935You guys remember the times yonder when we would joke about having real cutie marks and how much of a gigantic homo you'd have to be to actually get one?Can we turn back time and go back to those times.
>>929935Well here's a man who clearly has no plans to ever have sex.
>>929951Speaking of ripping and tearing... did Tess ever finish that pic?
>>929930I would a pregnant pony
>>929935this guy will regret tattoo when he gets old.
>>929943>>929939>Choosing a 3D woman over Rarity.Pathetic.
Doesn't feel very pone in here.
>>929961>Implying he won't kill himself when the show ends
>>929957>how much of a gigantic homo you'd have to be to actually get one?I dont think this opinion has changed
>>929935That one fucking ass hair. COME ON JUST THINK FOR A SECOND BEFORE YOU DO THESE THINGS.
>>929965We 40k at the moment
>>929940>using chubby ponies as bags/item dumpsthat's sorta adorable, in a weird way.>'the pony ate my homework' excuse is number 1 in classrooms with chubby pony bags
>>929961>Implying he isnt going to equestria
>>929960>you will never hold your pregnant waifu in your arms and smell her mane>you will never feel your foal kick
>>929969But back then they were just a joke. Now they're a harsh reality and walking among us.
>>929933That's nothing compared to Inquisitor Trixie. Hereticus hat, Eisenhorn's staff, and I think the Ordo Malleus symbol.
>>929951>you will never know that it is all thanks to your efforts>you will never try you hand with other ponies while Rarity is occupied for weeks at a time with taking care of Sweetie Belle.
>>929965Tablet when
>>929984Emperor protect.I never noticed that.
>>929981>you'll never stone slut fluttershy who dared show her face on the internet and never throw acid in her infedel face:(
>>929984The whole armour suggests Hereticus, so only the staff is out of place.She was based on the Inquisitor from Retribution anyway.
>>929980Oh, god we could so start a FiM cult.
>>929935I want to know what the tatoo artist's face was like while s/he did this.
>>929957I would totally get them if a) they were removable and b) I still wanted to have sex between now and the time I dieFluttershy's on the right leg, Rarity's on the right.
Okay so the main character from the last cartoon you watched is fighting the mane castWho wins?
>>929995You'd imagine professional tattooists have tattooed so much retarded shit on people skins that 3 butterflies wouldn't faze them.
>>929987>Twilight will never start a several month long experiment into the effects of constant sex on a horny mare
>>930006I think the autobots will win.
>>930006>WakfuProbably the main cast
>>930006Ozzy and DrixI'm not in any way or shape sure.
>>929984It's called the Inquisitorial Rosette
>>929965Did somebody say pone?
>>930009>Guys fantasize about girls being horny sluts>Reality girls just want love, companionship and sex
>>930006>Coop with MegasCoop can't loseIt's impossible for him to loseHIS GODDAMN FUCKING DASHBOARD CHANGES EVERY TIME WITH THE EXACT WEAPONS HE NEEDS TO WIN
>>929988It ded.Dogs.
>>930027can't I fantasize about both?
>>930006BatmanTerryI don't know.
Which pone has a cuckold fetish? I bet rainbow dash (she would love to watch spitfire get fucked in every hole).
>>930027But I want those too
>>930027Sure. All we want is a slut...>returns to reading LyrAnon greentexts
>>930046>Which pone has a cuckold fetish?Mr and Mrs Cake
>>927785WHAT DID YOU BOOP?IT'S ALRIGHT WE KNOW WHAT YOU BOOPED
>>930010Are autobots affected by EMPs?I mean yeah they could defeat the mane cast but i think that if they fought against ponies with Celestia and Luna ponies would win
>that feel when twilight will never put a collar on you, maker you forever hers
>>930046A what?
>>930034I loved that cartoon
>>930034>implying he's not in an eating contest with Pinkie Pie and the Mane 6 cheering her onI don't think he'd need the Megas in that sitch', to be honest.
>>930055>twilights parents and celestiaoh my
>>930059>wanting worst pone to put a collar on you
>>930059feels awful, manit'd be thin dark purple leather, with a nametag in the shape of a heart
>Street Fighter characters you'd like to see fight TwilightPretty much any fight would be "get close to Twi and win" as I doubt she can take much damage. Otherwise Twi would win. Teleportation, lasers, etc. Ryu and other Shotos would be good. Hadoukens would allow them to be a threat at a range before they could get in.
>>930006Six magical horses might actually give her a challenge if she doesn't activate avatar State
>>930057The real question is if the Elements work on themI mean they are good and all of that but do the elements only work on evil creatures or do they protect the ponies/users against everything?
>>930037
BROTHERS, THE MADNESS IS RUNNING WILD AGAIN
>>930059Fuck off boner I don't want thisMaybe if she has one as well
>>930077Pic.
>>930064Cuckoldry is when someone's spouse sleeps around - the other spouse being considered the "cuckold."
>>930066>The Gurren and Lagann in the backgroundFnar fnar fnar
>>930045Has anyone ever noticed that anytime Terry has the suit on he starts getting his ass kicked?
>>930077Better question: Would would be a good fight with Dash or AJ?
>>930087it's the same collar, you share ityou can smell her on it, reminding you of her with every motion and keeping her in your thoughts always
>>930094And I will never understand people who get of on this horrible fetish.
>>930097but the FNAR takes an engineering degree and four hands to dissasemble. Thats why nobody bought one.
>Watching the hub"But I thought you waaaaaaanted whiiiiiining.">hoof stampsThere will never be enough Rarity.
>>930108I suppose it's one of my more oddly specific fetishes to have both partners have some secret object on them signifying their bond.And I don't mean rings.
>>930109I don't get it either, but supposedly it's a masochistic fetish - they get off on the humiliation.
>>930108I'm still waiting for the second chapter to that playrape/mindbreak twifufag story.
>>930082So if they can use the elements they could beat everyone?It makes sense. The elements are shown to be powerful as fuck.It would make sense for them to work on everything. But when used against good guys it would just pacify them or send them away or something
>>930124BDN's?Yeah, me too.
>>930132>send them awayLike perhaps TO THE MOOOOOOOON?
Postan
>>930143The playrape was good, but kinda short. Can't wait to see where the mindbreak goes.
>>930066
>>930006>Angry BeaversWell.
>>930154
>>930154Seriously my favorites were the 5 minutes till the end of the episode and the Smash the world/Smite the world/Destroy the world/ broken Save the world buttons
>>930152Yeah, me too. It's one of those things where I'm so selfish I don't want to write it myself because then I can't enjoy it.
>>930015Ozzy and Drix get inside Pinkie Pie and quickly become her two newest friends. They talk with each other often.
>>930159Get in here
>>930167>they get into pinkie>all her red and white cells are Pinkies
>>930162>Cruise Control>Cruise Out Of Control>Kelly Crews
>>930121>>930108
Why did Thunderlane get shit from Dash for no reason.
>>930191Because he's a dick
>>930191He does seam to have a reputation of trying to find excuses to not participate at the hurricane thing
>>930191He's a cunt
>>930191I'd give an extra ration of shit to anyone with a haircut like that, to be honest with you.
>>930191he was coughing.he should be quarantined in the first place
>>930195>>930193MAKE UP YOUR MIND ANONYMOUS
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>930191he turned down rd when she "winked" at him if you know what im sayin.
>>930179Well fuck that's a lot of my fetishes right there.I still find power play really awkward
>>930191He's useless.
>>930202It was Blossomforth or whatever her name was who was coughing.
>>930208In my butt, care to horse in there?
>>930009>She will never take the roll as the horny mare while the control group is whatever mare she last saw>Twilight will never have to slightly augment your body to so can supply her with the near constant sex she requires for her experiment
>>930212You're welcome.
>>930208It's not time yet jackass
>>930191She was envious of his ability to pull off a acceptable mohawk
PACCE, MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN WE HIT IMAGE LIMIT
>>930212I find it great fun
>That Ask Iron Will Punch Out crossoverHe may be taking it a little too far
>>930223My counter was at 252 images.
>>930012The Bortherhood of the Tofu could give them a run for their money, especially if Adamai is with them.
>>930081Well what if Twilight activates her magical state?
>>930212>>928508>>928568This is my fetish.
>>930056This negro
NEW HORSE WHERE?
>>930235But the horses have Twilight, the single most OP being ever.
>>930233Maybe you'd better refresh your page some times to make up the lost images
>>930238This one?
>>930055I love it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ94C84gOTI&feature=related
>>930238Who knows?
>>930221>>930228I get off to it more than anything else but there is a very very strong niggling voice telling me it's wrong the entire time which may or may not make the experience so much better.And that's for both dom and sub. I think that makes me a switch.Despite that I don't like power at all.
>>93025910/10 would go off da railz again
>>930257>twilights first Magicgasm
>256 images>not limit yet
>>9302592spooky for me
>>930270My counter is saying 262.WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
>>930266I dunno why it'd be 'wrong' if it's completely consensual and all in good fun
>>930270>naked big macimokaywiththis.png
IMAGELIMIT REACHEDWHERE IS NEW HORSE
>>930276Refresh numnuts
>>930281Yeah I'm not sure the voice, as it were, is right.I've never been a fan of authority though.
>>930288>>930281This is the important bit. Remember: Safe, Sane and Consensual.
>>930288I guess I can see that
NEW HORSE>>930293>>930293>>930293>>930293>>930293
Fresh horse here>>930293>>930293>>930293>>930293>>930293
>>930295Yeah I wish >>930298I think its quite juvenile of me if anything.
>>930300>>930303BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>Would love to write for cartoons>MLPG thinks my stories suck>that feel that I'll never go anywhere with writing
