>rape

> statutory rape

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>>9263101
Love Horse

Would night horse be up for a cuddle?

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IT'S ALMOST 5 AM
NIGHT IS OVER

>rape

what's megasweet's new secret tumblr

I know he has one

>>9263138

Why are you asking here? Doesn't he have a following on fimchan?

>>9263138
howtorapewomen.tumblr.com

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>>9263126
NOT ON THE BEST COAST IT AINT

THE NIGHT SHALL LAST as long as it can.

>>9263158

That's... that's real.

What's the password?

>>9263161
>Living on the coast
>Not in Hawaii
Pleb.

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>>9263151

>>9263167
I dunno, ask Deaf

ur a faget

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>>9263176

So what the fuck is Night of the Were Ed?

>>9263168
>living in an assimilated former country
>laughing american politicians.jpeg

>>9259404
Previous Thread

>>9263190
That applies to all of America

Previous Thread
>>9259404

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>>9263188
A modern epic.

>>9263198
You win this time

> chistery
> two vaginas
http://www.esquire.com/features/what-it-feels-like/ESQ0806WIFL_114_9

The more I'm around the more every regular seems to have really specific > sexual knowledge.

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>I cooked this chicken just for you!
>I studied human recipes all week for this.
>Oh no, it's ok, the other chickens don't mind at all.
>Gertrude was a very nice hen.
>I'm sure she'd be happy to know she's satisfying you.

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I'm in a Flutterloving mood

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>>9263168
Enjoy your unhealthy food, meth addicts, high cost of living and growing homeless hoard.
>mfw I learned that east coast cities used to round up homeless people and give them one way tickets to Hawaii

>>9263215
>it's the best chicken you've ever tasted

why is everything such shit

>>9263238
Because you haven't made it unshit yet

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>>9263222

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>>9263238

Because you locked yourself in the toiley silly!

>>9263215
Sort of creepy to think off it as a person.

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>>9263222

>>9263238
Look at your callander, things stopped being fantastic a long time ago. the most you can do now is rip it off the wall, close the windows, and pretend its [year of choice].

>>9263263
Is Angel gay or what?

>>9263276
Are you ever not in the mood for sex?

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>>9263262

>It's not creepy at all
>just.. keep eating

>>9263276
He aint ready for kids yet yo

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>>9263282
>fluttershy dripping wet while eating meat

>>9263282
Fluttershy develops a fetish for dangerous predators such as yourself

>>9263263

That ladybunny is fucking hot.

>hope

>>9263299
AW SHIT NIGGA WE SCHOLARS NOW

>>9263282
I smell a comic

>>9263316
It's the butt

>>9263316
I think Angel looks hotter.

>>9263299

Farewell Klondike.

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>>9263299
>That guy

>>9263316
>you will never a needy bunny under Fluttershy's care

>>9263173
who drew this? where can I find more?

>>9263313
>"No baby, use your teeth."

>>9263349

I think it was hops/dovne.

Just google the latter.

>>9263313

Is Lyra as accepting of our eating meat to?

>>9263371
A bit too accepting. A cow went missing a few days ago.

>>9263215
>>9263282
>>9263356
I think she'd have the first pangs of fantasies of being eaten by the big mean old predator, you know, just ... taken.

Not actually vore, just the thought you might want to take such advantage of her in every way.

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>>9263384
>>9263385

>Meanwhile BonBon sits in the living room staring at the TV, not really watching it. A few minutes later she walks up to her room, locks the door, and sobs quietly into a pillow, feeling that she wouldn't be able compete with the two of them.

>>9263430

Pls no, Bonbon isn't into us like that.

I'd rather she just gradually comes around to being our friend.

>>9263441
Right after we spike her salad with bacon bits.

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>>9263430

>>9263455
Fluttershy doesn't seem to be too happy there, is she gonna be alright?

>>9263430
I honestly wonder if Lyra would leave her for us. Or Bon-Bon would get mad at Lyra over us and leave her.

>>9263457
I like how Bon Bon secretely being into humans and wanting his attention is a thing

>>9263455
>That nose

>>9263430

Why don't we just have a harem?

>>9263471

I don't. Lyra is the human fetishist.

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>>9263450
>we
You mean there's more than one of at a time now?
>>9263457
Yeah, that's what daddy likes

>>9263465
No, bug pony is tasting her before swallowing her whole and leeching on her love while she is inside her belly.

>>9263478
I love the word daddy when used by a little girl non-sexually.

>>9263484
>Swallowing her whole
>Not seeing if she is ripe for incubating

>>9263457
"No, baby, I really prefer rear-entry sex and riding you like a fucking animal."

"NO BABY DON'T GO, SHIT, I'M THE ANIMAL, NOT YOU!"

>>9263478
You dont deserve nurse Sweetheart.

>>9263493
She can do that affter she lets her out of her belly

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>>9263495
I don't deserve a lot of things.

>>9263512
>>9263493
>>9263484

Everything about this is wrong. I like it

Why can't I stop smelling my feet

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>>9263512

>>9263526

Probably because they smell good

feet usually do

>>9263535
is it time to get a new fetish? because i think all of this is giving me a new fetish.

>>9263551

I've got too many new fetishes to deal with this now

>>9263360
>dovne.tumblr

what the fuck am I looking at... uh, thanks

>>9263551
>pone will never gag and hurl thick ropey spurts of gastric spunk all over as their stomach churns and climaxes

>>9263580
no

>>9263580

I thought Atryl went down a bad road for a second

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>>9263580

>>9263580
Myyyyyyyyy Dickkkkkkkkkk

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Do you guys know who's the cutest pone is?

It's Pinkie.

>>9263580
[dongling intensifies]

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i love pony

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>>9263627

Disagreement.

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>>9263639
FUCK YOU ANON

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>>9263639
Double Disagreement

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>>9263639

>>9263573
I was talking more about bugpony swallowing yellowpone, leaching the love out of her while she is trapped in her belly, and then vomiting her out

Why don't we have an espanol dub of MLP yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc

>>9263638
i wish pony loved me

>>9263627

I strongly dislike Pinkie, but even I can agree to that.

Fluttershy is the prettiest
Dash is the strongest
Applejack has the most endurance
Twilight is the most powerful
Rarity is the sluttiest

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>>9263678
>implying

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>>9263674
I love you, anon!

NOT

>>9263572
>where is your “after dark” blog
>that’s privileged information right there, super secret stuff (not really)

who knows where dovne's super secret tumblr is

>>9263695
SHout pls

>>9263699
I wish I knew, so I could just get art instead of text updates.

Have we talked about Equestria Girls apparently being cancelled? And MLP not starting up again until Winter

>>9263750
>Equestria Girls apparently being cancelled

First I'm hearing of this.

>>9263593
But look at that delicious, little, hairless body. How can you resist?

>>9263750
>Have we talked about Equestria Girls apparently being cancelled
No.
>And MLP not starting up again until Winter
Yes

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>>9263736
goodnight

>>9263756
>>9263762

oh, well

http://www.nickandmore.com/2013/03/20/the-hub-upfront-2013/

>>9263750
>Winter

So December confirmed? Time to hibernate.

>>9263777
>“My Little Pony Friendship is Magic” (Season four premiering this winter produced by Hasbro Studios)

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>>9263617

>>9263773
>http://www.nickandmore.com/2013/03/20/the-hub-upfront-2013/

>animated Sabrina
>with ASHLEY FUCKING TISDALE as VA

Kill me now. Hub is ruining my favorite sitcom

>>9263773
I don't know if it's saying it's "cancelled" per say but that may mean it is just becoming a toy line only instead.

>>9263773
>they are making a cartoon of a kid crossdressing to get superpowers
My sides.

>>9263844
>making

>>9263773
>They're picking up SheZow

WHY NO CANON LESBIAN SHIPPING THEN?

And it's probably a telemovie as a market test

>>9263844
>Making
It's been made
It's been airing in Australia for months

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>you will never take Trixie's place

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>>9263844
>the result is absolutely she-larious!

Would you prefer to braze or solder a pone?

>>9263885
>not welding your MIG pony

>>9263885
I'd weld the fuck out of Pinkie, if you know what I mean.

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>>9263893
You'd make her legs stick together?

>>9263885
>>9263893

I'd flux her junctions
If you know what I mean

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So hot.

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>tfw no qt3.14 universe girlfriend that inflates from a subatomic size to the size of the observable universe in a fraction of a second

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What would you do if you were at the movies with Scootaloo, and right at the climax of the movie, she says she has to be?

>>9263915
>tfw no hand-sized super elastic pony to finger-fuck with

>>9263925
If a pony's gotta be, then let em be man.

>>9263925
has to be what?

>>9263933
Speakin' words of wisdom.

>>9263925
I would walk out and bring Sweetie Belle instead.

>>9263873
>you will never be the royal concubine

>>9263925
IF SHES GOTTA BE

GIVE EM THE D

>>9263930
That would
Actually
Oh my

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>>9263950
>you will never worship two heavenly bodies every night and day

>>9263956
what are the benefits

http://i.imgur.com/XKEABc8.png

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>>9263948

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY

>>9263970
I'M ONEHUNDRED PERCENT BOOTY

Anyone have that Celestia and Luna comic where they're in the spa?

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>>9263967
>hair
>hands
>hooves
>tits
>tail

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>>9263970

>>9263970
ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

>>9263981
You think Cheerilee knows how to shake it?

>>9263981
>she makes you stay after class
>1 hour of detention
>also she sits on you the entire time

>>9263990

unf?

>>9263991
>UNF-
>See me after class

>>9263960
All manner of swollen curves to grip, knead, lick, and worship.

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how big is little pony

>>9263998

Pony head at the hips of a 6 ft male

>>9263998
This big [

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>>9264011
s-such radiance

>>9264014
Garnet

>>9263930
>super elastic
could I blow her up like a balloon?

>tfw you'll never be a rockstar

>>9263977
Anyone?

>>9263773
I said this before I don't think that they will can Equestria Girls but instead they just won't air it on the Hub

You know how MLP is now on Youtube and you have to pay to watch it right? They'll probably do the same with Eqeustria Girls. Make it a webseries, probably let it be watched for free even.

>>9264022
>you will never chew up a gummy pone and blow a bubble with her
>you will never watch her reform and grip her bloated belly, shuddering in the aftershocks of orgasm

which pony get got

>>9264014
Nanaki

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>>9263977
>>9264028

I don't have it saved, no.

>>9264040

ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>>9264032
Sure, because there are very good reasons to not air a series they paid for on their very own TV channel, such as _____.
Further implying that they couldn't do both at once.

All these errors. Why can't I download the Ponibooru torrent

>>9264035
I... dunno
I'm not too big on the vore thing but I love the idea of a tiny stretchy balloony pone

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>>9264035
>weird ways of achieving orgasm

>>9264066
It's not so much vore as it is feeling your hard teeth squish and thrust against her rubbery body, bending her form to your will as she loses herself to the pleasure of your jaws.

>>9264066
Condom pone.

Just putting that out there.

>>9264060
Well maybe it's like Monster high and they are 5 minute long and...I don't know man. It's a bit to late to cancel it now. I mean they already talked about it at their investor meeting gived some info to NYT and so on. They have no reason to cancel it.

Maybe 5 minute long cartoons aren't included in upfronts? I don't know.

>>9264083
no, I mean the chewing thing
that is very much vore, hard vore even
even if she's for it and it makes her happy it still kinda squicks me out

>>9264007
]

they're pretty big

>>9264096
Oh, sorry.

What about squishing a full size goopone with your hands?

>>9264085
b-but I just want tiny pone that's stretchy

>>9264093

Something about where the back meets butt looks off.

>>9264093
That is not a ladylike position to sit in.

>>9264096
And also she's like made of living chewing gum or something, so it's less rip and tear and more just harmless squishing.

>>9264114
even so
just really don't like vore at all
even if it's totally safe and everything

>>9264101
And she would be. Imagine sliding her on, feeling her stretch around your dick while remaining just tight enough to remind you she's there.

>>9264089
Thing is, the only official source, NY Times, only ever mentions it as "an extension". They never wrote anything about a series iirc, that part has always been speculation and lots of "my dad works at Hasbro and he told me". Equestria Girls is most likely a toyline, not a show, they never even begun making a show so there wasn't anything to scrap.
Remember when we talked about the EqG trademarks? "Dolls".

>>9264148
>>>/gfg/

>>9264148

Man I don't care that you like children, just don't tout it so often.

No fetishfag besides maybe the fartfags a bit ago brings it up that often.

>>9264138
But isn't Hasbro's thing to make shows for their toys?

Anyway remember the investor meetings? When talking about MLP they said that they planned a new IP that will be launched with a movie. If it isn't EqG then what is it?

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>>9264130
>Reusable condom pone
>She excretes analgesics when you're close to cumming
>And viagra when you can't get it up

>She tells you how well you did afterwards
>Congratulates you on improving

>Says hello to diaphragm pone

>you will never carry your human into town on your strong pony back so she can pick up a few things at the marketplace

>>9264148
You're a pedophile

That's why

>>9264162

>he will never scratch your ears and pat your head.
>you will never be his good pony.

>>9264162
>Not strapping your human into your belly-harness while you go cloud-diving

>>9264159
>Viagra
>Applied topically
>I dont think so Tim

>>9264158
Nick said nothing about the FiM movie coming out, so no idea.
Aside from that, I don't think that they make a show for every toy idea they have.

>>9264148
Get a gf, you'll forget the childrens.

>>9264174

Who said it was topical~

>>9264174
I was gonna say vasodilators but I didn't think people would get it

>IN THE CITY, YOU FIGHT TO SURVIVE

>>9264130
I'm a nitpicky fuck but I just like the idea of stretchy tiny regular pone
I don't like using pone for things like objects
any sex that's had would be sex she wanted

>>9264172
>not being her big spoon after a day out on the town

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>>9264162
>human will never cuddle you on the couch while you watch Space Jam together

>you will never be able to have fun with the people RPing as ponies because you hate it so much

>>9264175
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcuEL4EfzbY&feature=player_embedded

>When looking at the fall we're launching a new pony brand expansion
>we're gonna launch it with a made for TV movie

Something is wrong here

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>>9264191
>not Good Eats

>>9264190
>implying we wouldn't wrassle in the mud during a heavy rainstorm

>>9264191

>human will never flick your nose for such terrible taste
>he will never call you a bad pony
>he will never pull out the crop

>>9264206

>Good Eats
>Not Unwrapped

>>9264204
Yeah, the nick article makes no mention of that. Either way, once again no mention of a series.

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>>9264191
>Human will never sit in a chair while you sit on the floor under them
>They'll never slide their feet underneath your body to keep them warm
>They'll never run them up and down, absentmindedly giving you a belly-foot rub

>They'll never tell you that they just love spending time with you
>And that they love touching you even more

>>9264221
I know the nick article made no mention of that. Thing is a movie is confirmed so it should have been mentioned in the Upfront. Maye they delayed it but to miss the Christmas period, especially with toys, is kinda of a bad thing to do.


Maybe we'll get some more info in a month in Hasbro's financial report.

>>9264234
I miss when she was autistic

>>9264241
But she still is

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>>9264224
Don't make me feel like this anon

>captcha

Would you still watch s4 if it introduced a new mane cast or otherwise didn't focus on the original six?

>>9264247
were talking about twilit not ur mom LOL!

>>9264156 I'm not the only one.
>>9264176 That resulted in the opposite.

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>>9264234
>Choosing such a shitty wind farm for an edit

>Pone will never experience the beauty of a wind farm green rolling hills

>>9264250
I guess, I wouldn't be very happy about it though. More importantly, there's absolutely no chance of that happening in s4 with multiple Rarity-centric episodes confirmed.

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>>9264211
>not Good Burger

>>9264255

well reel in your buddies too

>>9264256
>Ruining a beautiful landscape of rolling hills with wind turbines
You disgust me.

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>>9264255
If people were rounding up babies, cannibalizing them in front of their parents, and then shitting on the bones, would that make it okay for you to do because you aren't the only one?

>>9264250
I'd give it a chance hooping that the new characters are as entertaining as the original mane six but I wouldn't be that happy about it.

Not that it matters since it's confirmed that it's the same ones.

>>9264191
>you will never be neglected by your human overlords
>you will never feel the sting of your owner forgetting to feed you for days
>you will never feel your owners dick as he rapes you without consent
>you will never get to be encased in 15 X 15 foot squared off area by barbed wire
>you will never be beaten when your owner gets angry

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>>9264234
Damn it Twilight

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>>9264268

>>9264268
>you will never be rubbed behind the ears
>you will never have your mane and tail lovingly brushed
>you will never feel warm hands rubbing your soft belly
>you will never fall asleep in your human's tender embrace

>>9264268
>You will never wake up to the sound of a window breaking and some wires being cut
>You will never be liberated by sympethetic humans
>They will never patch your wounds and give you a warm bed and a hot meal
>You will never be assigned to a happy child for rehabilitation

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>a human will never introduce you to technology
>you will never fork his dongle

>>9264280

>Liberated by sympathetic humans

I don't know what kinda shithole that'd be possible in

>>9264276
>implying that most pony/horse owners dont neglect their animals
>implying that humans ever pet their pony
I literally just keep it in a tiny, disclosed, fenced off area by rusty barb wire and forget about it
Every now and then I feed it

>>9264291
You monster

>>9264268
>You'll never rescue an abused pone from the pony orphanage

>You'll never slowly eliminate her fear of humans
>You'll never give her enough food to slowly fill out
>You'll never cuddle her once she's back to normal

>You'll never give her her own bed
>She'll never insist on sleeping with you
>You'll never have a timid pone that's scared of every human but you

>tfw even if pone was real you wouldnt deserve their friendship

enough fucking greentext

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so
Who wants a sandwich

>>9264262
You should ignore it.
>>9264265
What. I meant that I'm not the only who talks about this.

>>9264271
>measuring_the_wingpower_of_a_commercial_jet.png

>>9264296
>that feel when winning the trust and love of a skittish cat
Oh god I would be so gentle with shypone

>>9264283
>Human will never introduce the concept of 'triggers'
>You will never be allowed to do immature things because it offends you

>>9264306

Double cheeseburger with bacon, please

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>>9264301
Yet they would still be friends with you because they know how valuable friendship is.

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>>9264306

>>9264317
>You will never convince a lonely human that friendship really is magic

>>9264311
It's a good feel
I'm the only one who doesn't scare off my aunt's 3 legged cat
We bonded over steak taquitos and ear scratches

>>9264296
I would beat the living shit out of it
Something about cowering animals gets me jet-engine dick
I would rape the living fuck out of that animal
I do betray mines trust daily

>>9264306
Can I get a meatball sub with extra sauce?

>>9264317
>they become your friend anyway
>tortured by the though that you dont deserve it

>the big bad will never teleport some incredible alien hunters from an alien planet to capture the ponies that put up such a great fight that the hunters releases them back as a sign of respect and of worthiness.

I loved that Samurai Jack episode

>>9264329

When you decide to kill a bunch of people, please do it with knives or something other than a gun

gun owners get enough adversity

MORNING IN GENERAL SHIMMERS!

>>9264329
5edgy7me

>>9264330
>sub

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>>9264339
MORNING IN GENERAL SHINES

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>>9264316
>Double cheeseburger with bacon, please
And would you like sauce with that

>>9264349

Yes, lots and lots of it.

I want the sauce to fill my mouth.

>>9264349
No thank you.

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>>9264338
>tfw you will never plant bombs under your nearest schools stadium then call a bomb threat.
>tfw they evacuate for a bomb threat, all the children evacuate to the stadium.

>>9264357

Bombs are the cheap way to attempt the high score

Nobody respects bombers

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>>9264359

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>>9264351
Thank you
Please come again

Shoot that applesauce all over mah face, sugarcube

>>9264365

That's not enough sauce

>>9264365
...
I'm gonna complain to the manager

>>9264357
> killing children
but why

>>9264365
We've seen Ice Pack with male clients once or twice, but has he ever been hired by a male sub?

>>9264296
>She'll never follow you everywhere around the house

>She'll never sit right next to you on the couch every day
>So close that your sides are touching

>She'll never sit beside you when you're on the computer
>At least until you pat your lap and she scrambles onto you

>She'll never stand on her hind legs and wrap her forelegs around your neck
>She'll never nuzzle into your neck while you fuck around on MLPG
>She'll never nuzzle harder when you rub her back when you don't need your left hand to type

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beep beep beep beep beep beep

>Room mate's new girlfriend is over all the time
>Turns out she's a total tumblr social justice warrior
>She's loudly complaining that the football players who raped a girl deserve a longer sentence and how this case is proof the American justice system doesnt care about women or rape

>>9264365
GG how come you never draw gay art?

>>9264377
twily what the actual fuck are you doing

it's getting way too feely in here for me

I should've been in bed hours ago anyway

>>9264379
time to move away

>>9264377
Twilight is indefinitely my favorite pony.

>>9264379
is she a pony

>>9264377
Pepperoni's Pizza will this be for carryout or delivery?

>>9264138
There's a trademark for EG that mentions an ongoing animated show, so that could either mean a full series or a web series. And in my opinion, a web series fits more considering the target audience.

>>9264377
HOW DOES TECHNOLOGY, TWILY?

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>>9264379
>Anon is posting all the time
>Turns out he's a shitposter
>He's always baiting some /pol/ shit

>>9264377
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DIAL A PHONE YOU DUMB HORSE.

>>9264393
Stop calling bait what is not, you fucking idiot. Second time you do this.

>Some guy from /tv/ applied to be on the next season of King of the Nerds
>He wore the Drive jacket in his audition tape
>He got a callback saying he made it through the first round of selection
>He's going into the next round
>He plans on wearing the Drive jacket the entire time

>>9264408
This is bait.

>>9264377
*whinny*