> statutory rape
Would night horse be up for a cuddle?
IT'S ALMOST 5 AMNIGHT IS OVER
what's megasweet's new secret tumblrI know he has one
>>9263138Why are you asking here? Doesn't he have a following on fimchan?
>>9263126NOT ON THE BEST COAST IT AINTTHE NIGHT SHALL LAST as long as it can.
>>9263158That's... that's real.What's the password?
>>9263161>Living on the coast>Not in HawaiiPleb.
>>9263167I dunno, ask Deaf
ur a faget
So what the fuck is Night of the Were Ed?
>>9263168>living in an assimilated former country>laughing american politicians.jpeg
>>9263190That applies to all of America
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>>9263188A modern epic.
>>9263198You win this time
> chistery> two vaginashttp://www.esquire.com/features/what-it-feels-like/ESQ0806WIFL_114_9The more I'm around the more every regular seems to have really specific > sexual knowledge.
>I cooked this chicken just for you!>I studied human recipes all week for this.>Oh no, it's ok, the other chickens don't mind at all.>Gertrude was a very nice hen.>I'm sure she'd be happy to know she's satisfying you.
I'm in a Flutterloving mood
>>9263168Enjoy your unhealthy food, meth addicts, high cost of living and growing homeless hoard.>mfw I learned that east coast cities used to round up homeless people and give them one way tickets to Hawaii
>>9263215>it's the best chicken you've ever tasted
why is everything such shit
>>9263238Because you haven't made it unshit yet
>>9263238Because you locked yourself in the toiley silly!
>>9263215Sort of creepy to think off it as a person.
>>9263238Look at your callander, things stopped being fantastic a long time ago. the most you can do now is rip it off the wall, close the windows, and pretend its [year of choice].
>>9263263Is Angel gay or what?
>>9263276Are you ever not in the mood for sex?
>>9263262>It's not creepy at all>just.. keep eating
>>9263276He aint ready for kids yet yo
>>9263282>fluttershy dripping wet while eating meat
>>9263282Fluttershy develops a fetish for dangerous predators such as yourself
>>9263263That ladybunny is fucking hot.
>>9263299AW SHIT NIGGA WE SCHOLARS NOW
>>9263282I smell a comic
>>9263316It's the butt
>>9263316I think Angel looks hotter.
>>9263316>you will never a needy bunny under Fluttershy's care
>>9263173who drew this? where can I find more?
>>9263313>"No baby, use your teeth."
>>9263349I think it was hops/dovne.Just google the latter.
>>9263313Is Lyra as accepting of our eating meat to?
>>9263371A bit too accepting. A cow went missing a few days ago.
>>9263215>>9263282>>9263356I think she'd have the first pangs of fantasies of being eaten by the big mean old predator, you know, just ... taken.Not actually vore, just the thought you might want to take such advantage of her in every way.
>>9263384>>9263385>Meanwhile BonBon sits in the living room staring at the TV, not really watching it. A few minutes later she walks up to her room, locks the door, and sobs quietly into a pillow, feeling that she wouldn't be able compete with the two of them.
>>9263430Pls no, Bonbon isn't into us like that.I'd rather she just gradually comes around to being our friend.
>>9263441Right after we spike her salad with bacon bits.
>>9263455Fluttershy doesn't seem to be too happy there, is she gonna be alright?
>>9263430I honestly wonder if Lyra would leave her for us. Or Bon-Bon would get mad at Lyra over us and leave her.
>>9263457I like how Bon Bon secretely being into humans and wanting his attention is a thing
>>9263430Why don't we just have a harem?
>>9263471I don't. Lyra is the human fetishist.
>>9263450>weYou mean there's more than one of at a time now?>>9263457Yeah, that's what daddy likes
>>9263465No, bug pony is tasting her before swallowing her whole and leeching on her love while she is inside her belly.
>>9263478I love the word daddy when used by a little girl non-sexually.
>>9263484>Swallowing her whole>Not seeing if she is ripe for incubating
>>9263457"No, baby, I really prefer rear-entry sex and riding you like a fucking animal.""NO BABY DON'T GO, SHIT, I'M THE ANIMAL, NOT YOU!"
>>9263478You dont deserve nurse Sweetheart.
>>9263493She can do that affter she lets her out of her belly
>>9263495I don't deserve a lot of things.
>>9263512>>9263493>>9263484Everything about this is wrong. I like it
Why can't I stop smelling my feet
>>9263526Probably because they smell goodfeet usually do
>>9263535is it time to get a new fetish? because i think all of this is giving me a new fetish.
>>9263551I've got too many new fetishes to deal with this now
>>9263360>dovne.tumblrwhat the fuck am I looking at... uh, thanks
>>9263551>pone will never gag and hurl thick ropey spurts of gastric spunk all over as their stomach churns and climaxes
>>9263580I thought Atryl went down a bad road for a second
Do you guys know who's the cutest pone is?It's Pinkie.
i love pony
>>9263639FUCK YOU ANON
>>9263573I was talking more about bugpony swallowing yellowpone, leaching the love out of her while she is trapped in her belly, and then vomiting her out
Why don't we have an espanol dub of MLP yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc
>>9263638i wish pony loved me
>>9263627I strongly dislike Pinkie, but even I can agree to that.Fluttershy is the prettiestDash is the strongestApplejack has the most enduranceTwilight is the most powerfulRarity is the sluttiest
>>9263674I love you, anon!NOT
>>9263572>where is your “after dark” blog >that’s privileged information right there, super secret stuff (not really)who knows where dovne's super secret tumblr is
>>9263699I wish I knew, so I could just get art instead of text updates.
Have we talked about Equestria Girls apparently being cancelled? And MLP not starting up again until Winter
>>9263750>Equestria Girls apparently being cancelledFirst I'm hearing of this.
>>9263593But look at that delicious, little, hairless body. How can you resist?
>>9263750>Have we talked about Equestria Girls apparently being cancelledNo.>And MLP not starting up again until WinterYes
>>9263750>WinterSo December confirmed? Time to hibernate.
>>9263777>“My Little Pony Friendship is Magic” (Season four premiering this winter produced by Hasbro Studios)
>>9263773>http://www.nickandmore.com/2013/03/20/the-hub-upfront-2013/>animated Sabrina>with ASHLEY FUCKING TISDALE as VAKill me now. Hub is ruining my favorite sitcom
>>9263773I don't know if it's saying it's "cancelled" per say but that may mean it is just becoming a toy line only instead.
>>9263773>they are making a cartoon of a kid crossdressing to get superpowersMy sides.
>>9263773>They're picking up SheZowWHY NO CANON LESBIAN SHIPPING THEN?And it's probably a telemovie as a market test
>>9263844>MakingIt's been madeIt's been airing in Australia for months
>you will never take Trixie's place
>>9263844>the result is absolutely she-larious!
Would you prefer to braze or solder a pone?
>>9263885>not welding your MIG pony
>>9263885I'd weld the fuck out of Pinkie, if you know what I mean.
>>9263893You'd make her legs stick together?
>>9263885>>9263893I'd flux her junctionsIf you know what I mean
>tfw no qt3.14 universe girlfriend that inflates from a subatomic size to the size of the observable universe in a fraction of a second
What would you do if you were at the movies with Scootaloo, and right at the climax of the movie, she says she has to be?
>>9263915>tfw no hand-sized super elastic pony to finger-fuck with
>>9263925If a pony's gotta be, then let em be man.
>>9263925has to be what?
>>9263933Speakin' words of wisdom.
>>9263925I would walk out and bring Sweetie Belle instead.
>>9263873>you will never be the royal concubine
>>9263925IF SHES GOTTA BEGIVE EM THE D
>>9263930That wouldActuallyOh my
>>9263950>you will never worship two heavenly bodies every night and day
>>9263956what are the benefits
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY
>>9263970I'M ONEHUNDRED PERCENT BOOTY
Anyone have that Celestia and Luna comic where they're in the spa?
>>9263981You think Cheerilee knows how to shake it?
>>9263981>she makes you stay after class>1 hour of detention>also she sits on you the entire time
>>9263991>UNF->See me after class
>>9263960 All manner of swollen curves to grip, knead, lick, and worship.
how big is little pony
>>9263998Pony head at the hips of a 6 ft male
>>9263998This big [
>>9263930>super elasticcould I blow her up like a balloon?
>tfw you'll never be a rockstar
>>9263773I said this before I don't think that they will can Equestria Girls but instead they just won't air it on the HubYou know how MLP is now on Youtube and you have to pay to watch it right? They'll probably do the same with Eqeustria Girls. Make it a webseries, probably let it be watched for free even.
>>9264022>you will never chew up a gummy pone and blow a bubble with her>you will never watch her reform and grip her bloated belly, shuddering in the aftershocks of orgasm
which pony get got
>>9263977>>9264028I don't have it saved, no.
>>9264032Sure, because there are very good reasons to not air a series they paid for on their very own TV channel, such as _____.Further implying that they couldn't do both at once.
All these errors. Why can't I download the Ponibooru torrent
>>9264035I... dunnoI'm not too big on the vore thing but I love the idea of a tiny stretchy balloony pone
>>9264035>weird ways of achieving orgasm
>>9264066It's not so much vore as it is feeling your hard teeth squish and thrust against her rubbery body, bending her form to your will as she loses herself to the pleasure of your jaws.
>>9264066Condom pone.Just putting that out there.
>>9264060Well maybe it's like Monster high and they are 5 minute long and...I don't know man. It's a bit to late to cancel it now. I mean they already talked about it at their investor meeting gived some info to NYT and so on. They have no reason to cancel it.Maybe 5 minute long cartoons aren't included in upfronts? I don't know.
>>9264083no, I mean the chewing thingthat is very much vore, hard vore eveneven if she's for it and it makes her happy it still kinda squicks me out
>>9264007]they're pretty big
>>9264096Oh, sorry. What about squishing a full size goopone with your hands?
>>9264085b-but I just want tiny pone that's stretchy
>>9264093Something about where the back meets butt looks off.
>>9264093That is not a ladylike position to sit in.
>>9264096And also she's like made of living chewing gum or something, so it's less rip and tear and more just harmless squishing.
>>9264114even sojust really don't like vore at alleven if it's totally safe and everything
>>9264101And she would be. Imagine sliding her on, feeling her stretch around your dick while remaining just tight enough to remind you she's there.
>>9264089Thing is, the only official source, NY Times, only ever mentions it as "an extension". They never wrote anything about a series iirc, that part has always been speculation and lots of "my dad works at Hasbro and he told me". Equestria Girls is most likely a toyline, not a show, they never even begun making a show so there wasn't anything to scrap.Remember when we talked about the EqG trademarks? "Dolls".
>>9264148Man I don't care that you like children, just don't tout it so often.No fetishfag besides maybe the fartfags a bit ago brings it up that often.
>>9264138But isn't Hasbro's thing to make shows for their toys?Anyway remember the investor meetings? When talking about MLP they said that they planned a new IP that will be launched with a movie. If it isn't EqG then what is it?
>>9264130>Reusable condom pone>She excretes analgesics when you're close to cumming>And viagra when you can't get it up>She tells you how well you did afterwards>Congratulates you on improving>Says hello to diaphragm pone
>you will never carry your human into town on your strong pony back so she can pick up a few things at the marketplace
>>9264148You're a pedophileThat's why
>>9264162>he will never scratch your ears and pat your head.>you will never be his good pony.
>>9264162>Not strapping your human into your belly-harness while you go cloud-diving
>>9264159>Viagra>Applied topically>I dont think so Tim
>>9264158Nick said nothing about the FiM movie coming out, so no idea.Aside from that, I don't think that they make a show for every toy idea they have.
>>9264148Get a gf, you'll forget the childrens.
>>9264174Who said it was topical~
>>9264174I was gonna say vasodilators but I didn't think people would get it
>IN THE CITY, YOU FIGHT TO SURVIVE
>>9264130I'm a nitpicky fuck but I just like the idea of stretchy tiny regular poneI don't like using pone for things like objectsany sex that's had would be sex she wanted
>>9264172>not being her big spoon after a day out on the town
>>9264162>human will never cuddle you on the couch while you watch Space Jam together
>you will never be able to have fun with the people RPing as ponies because you hate it so much
>>9264175>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcuEL4EfzbY&feature=player_embedded>When looking at the fall we're launching a new pony brand expansion>we're gonna launch it with a made for TV movieSomething is wrong here
>>9264191>not Good Eats
>>9264190>implying we wouldn't wrassle in the mud during a heavy rainstorm
>>9264191>human will never flick your nose for such terrible taste>he will never call you a bad pony>he will never pull out the crop
>>9264206>Good Eats>Not Unwrapped
>>9264204Yeah, the nick article makes no mention of that. Either way, once again no mention of a series.
>>9264191>Human will never sit in a chair while you sit on the floor under them>They'll never slide their feet underneath your body to keep them warm>They'll never run them up and down, absentmindedly giving you a belly-foot rub>They'll never tell you that they just love spending time with you>And that they love touching you even more
>>9264221I know the nick article made no mention of that. Thing is a movie is confirmed so it should have been mentioned in the Upfront. Maye they delayed it but to miss the Christmas period, especially with toys, is kinda of a bad thing to do. Maybe we'll get some more info in a month in Hasbro's financial report.
>>9264234I miss when she was autistic
>>9264241But she still is
>>9264224Don't make me feel like this anon>captcha
Would you still watch s4 if it introduced a new mane cast or otherwise didn't focus on the original six?
>>9264247were talking about twilit not ur mom LOL!
>>9264156 I'm not the only one.>>9264176 That resulted in the opposite.
>>9264234>Choosing such a shitty wind farm for an edit>Pone will never experience the beauty of a wind farm green rolling hills
>>9264250I guess, I wouldn't be very happy about it though. More importantly, there's absolutely no chance of that happening in s4 with multiple Rarity-centric episodes confirmed.
>>9264211>not Good Burger
>>9264255well reel in your buddies too
>>9264256>Ruining a beautiful landscape of rolling hills with wind turbinesYou disgust me.
>>9264255If people were rounding up babies, cannibalizing them in front of their parents, and then shitting on the bones, would that make it okay for you to do because you aren't the only one?
>>9264250I'd give it a chance hooping that the new characters are as entertaining as the original mane six but I wouldn't be that happy about it.Not that it matters since it's confirmed that it's the same ones.
>>9264191>you will never be neglected by your human overlords>you will never feel the sting of your owner forgetting to feed you for days >you will never feel your owners dick as he rapes you without consent>you will never get to be encased in 15 X 15 foot squared off area by barbed wire>you will never be beaten when your owner gets angry
>>9264234Damn it Twilight
>>9264268>you will never be rubbed behind the ears>you will never have your mane and tail lovingly brushed>you will never feel warm hands rubbing your soft belly>you will never fall asleep in your human's tender embrace
>>9264268>You will never wake up to the sound of a window breaking and some wires being cut>You will never be liberated by sympethetic humans>They will never patch your wounds and give you a warm bed and a hot meal>You will never be assigned to a happy child for rehabilitation
>a human will never introduce you to technology>you will never fork his dongle
>>9264280>Liberated by sympathetic humansI don't know what kinda shithole that'd be possible in
>>9264276>implying that most pony/horse owners dont neglect their animals>implying that humans ever pet their ponyI literally just keep it in a tiny, disclosed, fenced off area by rusty barb wire and forget about itEvery now and then I feed it
>>9264268>You'll never rescue an abused pone from the pony orphanage>You'll never slowly eliminate her fear of humans>You'll never give her enough food to slowly fill out>You'll never cuddle her once she's back to normal>You'll never give her her own bed>She'll never insist on sleeping with you>You'll never have a timid pone that's scared of every human but you
>tfw even if pone was real you wouldnt deserve their friendship
enough fucking greentext
soWho wants a sandwich
>>9264262You should ignore it.>>9264265What. I meant that I'm not the only who talks about this.
>>9264296>that feel when winning the trust and love of a skittish catOh god I would be so gentle with shypone
>>9264283>Human will never introduce the concept of 'triggers'>You will never be allowed to do immature things because it offends you
>>9264306Double cheeseburger with bacon, please
>>9264301Yet they would still be friends with you because they know how valuable friendship is.
>>9264317>You will never convince a lonely human that friendship really is magic
>>9264311It's a good feelI'm the only one who doesn't scare off my aunt's 3 legged catWe bonded over steak taquitos and ear scratches
>>9264296I would beat the living shit out of itSomething about cowering animals gets me jet-engine dickI would rape the living fuck out of that animalI do betray mines trust daily
>>9264306Can I get a meatball sub with extra sauce?
>>9264317>they become your friend anyway>tortured by the though that you dont deserve it
>the big bad will never teleport some incredible alien hunters from an alien planet to capture the ponies that put up such a great fight that the hunters releases them back as a sign of respect and of worthiness.I loved that Samurai Jack episode
>>9264329When you decide to kill a bunch of people, please do it with knives or something other than a gungun owners get enough adversity
MORNING IN GENERAL SHIMMERS!
>>9264339MORNING IN GENERAL SHINES
>>9264316>Double cheeseburger with bacon, pleaseAnd would you like sauce with that
>>9264349Yes, lots and lots of it.I want the sauce to fill my mouth.
>>9264349No thank you.
>>9264338>tfw you will never plant bombs under your nearest schools stadium then call a bomb threat. >tfw they evacuate for a bomb threat, all the children evacuate to the stadium.
>>9264357Bombs are the cheap way to attempt the high scoreNobody respects bombers
>>9264351Thank youPlease come again
Shoot that applesauce all over mah face, sugarcube
>>9264365That's not enough sauce
>>9264365...I'm gonna complain to the manager
>>9264357> killing childrenbut why
>>9264365We've seen Ice Pack with male clients once or twice, but has he ever been hired by a male sub?
>>9264296>She'll never follow you everywhere around the house>She'll never sit right next to you on the couch every day>So close that your sides are touching>She'll never sit beside you when you're on the computer>At least until you pat your lap and she scrambles onto you>She'll never stand on her hind legs and wrap her forelegs around your neck>She'll never nuzzle into your neck while you fuck around on MLPG>She'll never nuzzle harder when you rub her back when you don't need your left hand to type
beep beep beep beep beep beep
>Room mate's new girlfriend is over all the time>Turns out she's a total tumblr social justice warrior>She's loudly complaining that the football players who raped a girl deserve a longer sentence and how this case is proof the American justice system doesnt care about women or rape
>>9264365GG how come you never draw gay art?
>>9264377twily what the actual fuck are you doing
it's getting way too feely in here for meI should've been in bed hours ago anyway
>>9264379time to move away
>>9264377Twilight is indefinitely my favorite pony.
>>9264379is she a pony
>>9264377Pepperoni's Pizza will this be for carryout or delivery?
>>9264138There's a trademark for EG that mentions an ongoing animated show, so that could either mean a full series or a web series. And in my opinion, a web series fits more considering the target audience.
>>9264377HOW DOES TECHNOLOGY, TWILY?
>>9264379>Anon is posting all the time>Turns out he's a shitposter>He's always baiting some /pol/ shit
>>9264377THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DIAL A PHONE YOU DUMB HORSE.
>>9264393Stop calling bait what is not, you fucking idiot. Second time you do this.
>Some guy from /tv/ applied to be on the next season of King of the Nerds>He wore the Drive jacket in his audition tape>He got a callback saying he made it through the first round of selection>He's going into the next round>He plans on wearing the Drive jacket the entire time
>>9264408This is bait.
>>9264410You are bait.
>>9264410gr8 b8 m8
Lovestruck has some particular moves, I wonder if she'll be part of the show in S4...
>>9264412That boy needs therapy.
>>9264418I kept looking for rule 34 of lovestruck and struck nothing.
>>9264414AND THEN ANON WAS BAIT
>>9264409Hopefully he doesn't end up being like that faggot on Big Brother>"Heh... I, heh... I go to this certain site on the internet a lot. They'd probably troll me hard if I mentioned them specifically"
>>9264409Hes gonna sell out and do what the producers say, callin it
>>9264419It's purely psychosomatic.
>>9264433Now what does that mean!?
>>9264418She may be a Twilight recolor but she's cute.
>>9264425u think ur funny
>>9264380He does. It's on hes secret tumblr
>>9264437She is she is, I love her dancing.
>>9264380I do draw gay on rare occasionsI drew a whole bunch of gay Muschio just last night
>>9264445He's got a secret tumblr now too?
>>9264445quit making up things that don't exist
>>9264426I'm sorry, Miss Pinkie, but your story doesn't meet our criteria at all.I'm going to ask you to leave.
>>9264435YOU'RE A NUT!YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT!
>>9264435>I was just listening to this.
>>9264451Nah it's a joke. Sorry I couldn't resist.
>>9264448And uhwhen were you gonna post that on the sub
>>9264460neverYou're not missing out on much, it's just a lot of dick sucking
>>9264446Maybe she's for the Valentine episode in S4. i mean Gameloft kinda knows their shit about the show. At least they know more than everyone else with the exception of the Comic guys and the show staff itself.
>>9264468GGGG pls that's a lot to miss out on
>>9264468>it's just >a lot of dick sucking
>>9264468Do you ever draw foalcon?
So I really haven't been paying much attention to pony lately. Have I missed anything?
>>9264471>Maybe she's for the Valentine episode in S4.Yeah, that's what I thought too.THEY KNEW ABOUT PRINCESS CELESTIA GIVING WINGS TO PONIES.
>>9264478Pedoshit. Draw Sweetie in bloomers.
>>9264478Not really.I missed you
>>9264455I was in another world. A world of 20.000 girls. And milk!
>>9264478Pony is back in winter.
>>9264478New Dash comic came out and it was a piece of shit.S4 confirmed for Winter.No news of the movie/EG yet
So, where's the porn of Galacon's mascot?
>>9264494there was a guy who requested it few times but some fag keep shouting at him because of that so no one drerw it thinking mlpg will hate them
>tfw no loli x princess
>Moving house tomorrow>Roommate has packed all the liquor>She only left the ouzo out>I don't like ouzoI bet pone would be more considerate
>>9264500Meh, it's not like we have good porn artists.
>>9264502Alcohol is shit anyways.Get a pothead roommate
>>9264472Trust me you wouldn't like itI think at one point they dress him up like a princessyou know, panties and everythinggross
>>9264501That feel when there's no loli x anything pony.
>>9264508Yeah, Doug still hasn't come here.
>>9264511Eww GG, that is gross.You should be ashamed. Please never show us that thing.
>>9264488>>9264492That's a pretty long time for pony.Dash comic was shit? I guess that fits for worst pony.
>>9263970GTA please BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOUNCE
>>9264501>>9264513>Rustle will never do a MLP doujin
>>9264521Oi m8 I'm gon wrek your shaite
>>9264525>Inuboshi will never do an MLP doujin
>>9264521nigga get the fuck out
>>9264525>>9264535Whoa. Y'all got great taste.Captcha: sugar seduced
>>9264511GG would Icepack consider it a premium service if I just want to huff his balls for a night?
>>9264561I need more.
>>9264561I just have to sayIt never stops being creepy as shit seeing this after having met him in person
>>9264558You'd probably get a discount of some kind since he wouldn't need to do much.
>>9264561why does MS even draw this shit
>>9264572What if I wanted to suck his dick AND huff his balls
>>9264572>a whole night of Icepack just reading a book intently while you snuff his scrotum.unf.
>>9264567How is he in real life?
>>9264574He draws his own porn
>>9264579Really fucking chill and an extremely nice guy
>>9264567>friend buys a camera only to realize he bought a camera from MS>group of friends were pretty much convinced that he used 'references'
>>9264479I KNOW RIGHTAlso Fluttershy's quest to get the guard made me laugh.>Nightmare moon's night is scary. Better get the guard to protect us>I feel so safe and sound now that he is hereI just couldn't stop imagining her doing the same thing she did to Discord in GG's comic
>>9264577>you reach out and give one a slight squeeze>he turns sharply>"Hey, that's extra!"
>>9264588What is this from?Garry's Mod and SFM vids are my guilty pleasure
>>9264566>You will never be a qt 3.14 loli who is summoned by Celestia>She will never magically remove most of your clothes and pull your panties off with her mouth>She will never kiss you and cuddle you with her wings>She will never lick you once down there just to tease you>She will never summon a bunch of fillies to lick you all over>She will never summon a colt to service you>She will never gaze into your eyes while all this happens>She will never hug you after you are satisfied
>>9264585You keep trying to mock me while I please this hard-on.
>>9264590Gonna have to call shenanigans on that one there
>>9264598I have no idea, sorry. I found it here.
>>9264601>MS timenah let's not.
>>9264602Alright anon, you got me.While the camera is from MS, there weren't any images on it when it was purchased.
>>9264574Because he's a pedo(in a good way)
>>9264613How can someone be a pedo in a good way?
>>9264613MS cocksuckers pls go.
>>9264620MS haters pls go.
>>9264613That's an adorable pic.
>>9264617Because that anon is a pedo, but he doesn't want to get called out too?
>>9264148>>9264148>>9264148can I have full version?
>>9264613...Sure why not.
>>9264617Just mentioning it because most people think of child molesters when you mention pedos.Just because you're into child-like characters doesn't mean you're going out groping kids.
>Iris shitting up the thread with his faggotry.
>>9264628Wouldn't you want something more substantial?
>>9264599I love it.
>tfw MLPG will never call you by the scientific name for your fetishes
>>9264640Why should anyone care?
>>9264640>you will never be MLPG's slutty mare
>>9264640shut the fuck up, olfactophile
>>9264635I'm sure Iris hasn't posted here in the last two years, anon.
>>9264640What do you even mean?
>>9264637Gah what the fuck is going on in that gifI'm cool with a lot. Loli up to full figured. As long as it's not... like... obese.
>>9264637BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
>>9264652Could you draw Anon playing with Sweetie?
>>9264640You silly maiesiophiliac
>>9264652then do a loli octavia in a dress
>>9264652yes pleasedraw loli
>>9264650Anyone who spams MS and gets defensive as fuck about him is automatically Iris.You realise you don't help your cause by posting in the way you do, spamming it at length and whining that not everyone enjoys it. You're essentially shoving it in everyone's face and screaming at them to like it.
>>9264661Do you think he cares?
>>9264148Aw man, Ponchu drew that? I thought he was cool...
>>9264670You can't read?
>>9264667He strikes me as someone who will draw anything.I mean, he drew some fucked-up stuff like cock vore.
>>9264675I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
This is a terrible thread.
>>9264676Yeah, but that wasn't morally objectionable.
>>9264654>>9264656>>9264660I'm really not sure when I'll be able to draw again. It's hard for me to pick up my pen without my hand shaking. I need to get my medication straightened out or something.
>>9264681>nighttime in charge of not being terrible
>>9264681You are a terrible horse.
>>9264687It's eight in the morning though.
Reminder that you can now preorder this plush
>>9264686>without my hand shakingWhatI hope you're seeing someone for that
>>9264693in your mom's
>>9264686Okay...what did I miss?
>>9264691Is Dash going to suck that thread's dick?
>>9264687>morning MLPG in charge of identifying what time it is
>>9264695>pre-ordering a plushDo I get exclusive Wings DLC pack or something?
if shit had an anus it wouldn't just shit shit, it would shit shit shit.
>>9264667Oh, you big fucking baby.
>>9264709You get it as soon as it's available anon. And seeing it's actually a very nice looking plush that only costs 25$ it will probably be sold out for some time
>6am>haven't drawn diddlyDraw requests gogoogogoGonna hop back on the stooned silly hatted anon and rarity tomorrow when I get a little more time
>>9264667Should we start calling him a pedo?
>>9264710what would shitted shit shit even look like?
>>9264724Your favorite pony reading this thread.
>>9264724Anon tickling Sweetie
>>9264725>weDo what you want man.
>>9264724Sweetie and Pip cuddling
These >>9264728>>9264732 or Sweetie in bloomers.
>tfw Rarity hates the Wonderbolts
>>9264750>Sweetie in bloomersIs this the new femsombra seducing SA?
>>9264758Well, she's a huge bitch.
>>9264695>$35 shippingFUCK YOU, USPS
>>9264758Nigga what? Did you see how excited she was in the Wonderbolts Derby at Canterlot?
>>9264737>What's up everybody this is cr1tikal and I'm about to watch My Little Pony. Let's do this shit.
>>9264758>tfw Dash hates parties
Does drawing the same content over and over get tiring even if you really, really like it?Because there's a few injustices out there that I want to correct by learning to draw and drawing a lot.
>>9264719I wanna get it for snuggles but >muh powerlevel
>>9264766Oh yeah...She says in the game that they are ruffians tough.
>>9264725man who cares
>>9264780DO IT ANONAll you have to do is put it in a place where you can easily reach and hide it in case someone comes over
>>9264760Every day until you draw it.
>>9264776What do you mean by content? It's very vague.For instance, humans: it's perfectly possible to draw a ton all your life without getting tired of them.
>>9264774>when pinkie pie throws a party, I am there!
>>9264791>until you draw itHah!Don't count on it. I'm sorry, but I don't find it very interesting.
>>9264806>tfw Fluttershy hates fashion
>>9264774>tfw Pinkie hates apples
>>9264806>tfw all the ponies hats anon
>>9264774>"I didn't know I had these..."
>>9264809Then cute panties? Apple Bloom cheeks? Sweetie in glasses? Pipsqueak? I usually request that too.
>>9264695I had forgotten about those. How long until the other main 6 come out?
>>9264833Hah, that's cute.
>>9264837Not known.All they said is that after Twilight Fluttershy and Pinkie will come quickly and soon after that Rarity, AJ and Dash will be released too
>>9264843Do we know how many of each they're making? I'd imagine these will sell out quick if they aren't stocked up.
>>9264853You're so fucking annoying Nanaki.
>>9264843>Affordable Pinkie plushI don't know if I should buy it...
>>9264852Anon they are most likely being massed produced so they probably don't have a limit. They run out they'll just make more.
Would you strap a pony to your chest and carry them?
>>9264853I always find this image really cute for some reason~
>>9264727I read the thread, then decided to do that over anything remotely filly/child related.
>>9264887His horse is better than his wolf.
>>9264903A lot of things are better than his wolf.
>>9264898>Giga is a FlutterfagYou're okay mang.
>>9264898>no anon tickling SweetieAwww
>>9264898Heh that's cute.
Early reminder that the fourth prompt (Write a fic based off any fanart you want) is live!http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/post/45969393247/the-fourth-and-final-prompt-of-the-mlpg-writes
If you owned a fursuit what would it be?
>>9264925Your body, furfag.
>>9264934Apple Bloom did Pinkie gave you her special muffins again?
>>9264934Fuckin try me bruv
HOW DED CAN YOU GET
>>9264949Ahahaha WhatWell better Voiceacting that most other fan animations
leaving for some hoursgoing to try to drawI want my lolislike comment shareenjoy your non-paedo thread while you can
>>9264973It's a parody of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrM6rfmtSrw and the animation style.
objectively worst ship
>>9264925Would Anubis count, or not because he's already an anthropomorphized jackal?
>>9264984Anubis was the first furry.
>>9264979>the aAAAAAAAAAAAghuughuAAAAAAAAAAAAGh was more expressiveStrange fuckin' world we live in.
>>9264981dohoho! the ol' classic bait-and-switch spoiler text! epic, truly epic.
>>9264993Swallow it all, bitch.
HEY YOU! It's time to speed up!
>>9265018Sonic, stop looking at yourself in the mirror.
>>9265028What do you know, you're a dog or something.
You can't pronounce mlpg without ulp
>25000+ gems>5000+ heartsI'm ready for whatever shit they try to do with the canterlot updateNOW IF ONLY THEY RELEASED TH ST PATRICK DAY UPDATE ON ANDROID
>>9265046em el pee gee
>>9265051Are you me?But only 6000+ gems and 1000+ hearts, I'm lazy.
>>9265051>tfw I'll never be able to play the pone gameI will never play with pink pone
What artist do you consider your senpai? Pic related for me.
>>9265061but its a piece of shit
>>9265046>>9265057What kind of retarded pronunciation is that?
>>9265026rip in piece dashyou scrunched too hard
>>9265062>that feel when you'll never be good enough to consider anyone your senpai
>>9265061see >>9265067Download 1000000 instead.
>>9265062>tfw she's probably forgotten about me by now
>>9265074>implying you have to be good to have a senpaiTo me, it's just someone who inspires you and you look up to.
>>9265061Pink Pony levels up so goddamn slow
>>9265095>Lovestruck>four hours to play with>takes ages to fill a single star(That good, I like to play with her for a long while)
>>9265106I actually had fun and was happy when playing with Rarity and Sweetie. Goddamn it the game actually became less interesting after I leveled them up. I wish I could play with them again
>>9265117Yeah, I wish I could play with Pinkie again.Hope they do something about it in the next updates, I've got like 3.000.000 bits so I wouldn't mind to pay to play with them.
>>9265159Shut up Braeburned.
>>9264922This sounds neat!
DIE!!!!! ROAUOGOHOGHG DIE!!!!
Any of you faggots play Planetside 2?pictured: Worst pony, worst faction.
>>9265210Oh man, that's a nice butt.
>>9265210I played it for like an hour because it was free. I didn't really see any point to playing it for longer than that.
>>9265217god damn it mlpg
>>9265210NoThe only thing I know about that is that there's one faction that likes technology or something like that so they are my favorite ones
>>9264947And instead of going to bed, I do this shit.Tell me about your mother.
>>9265149>Why aren't you playing with me?
>>9265234Okay, that's just too funny.
I really like Heart's Warming Eve
>>9265256Hey, that's not cool...
>>9265230The three factions are:Terran Republic; Worst faction populated by worst players. Their guns are easymode due to low recoil and high rate of fire. Their tank is full of dakka and gofast, and their fighter is made of gofast with a side of dakka.New Conglomerate; Second-worst faction populated by decent players. Their guns are hardmode due to high recoil and low rate of fire. Their tank is a brick of armor with a huge cannon on top, and their fighter is an ungainly piece of shit that has a high skill ceiling due to poor handling but awesome gun selection.Vanu Sovereignty; Best faction populated by not-bad players. Their guns are normalmode due to average recoil and rate of fire, plus no bullet drop due to lasers. Their tank is a giant purple hoverdong, and their fighter ignores gravity.
>>9265284Are any of them blue, violet or Technology? if yes that's best faction
>>9265273Rarity doesn't have blue hair.
>>9265277Fuck you Adria.
>>9265293That would be the VS. Their guns are powered by alien technology (or in the case of the lasher, alien disco).
>>9264894I LOVE ITDid you make it?
>>9265308CoolDo they also like to research it or be smart?
>>9265284Confirmed for NC
>>9265249sauce on that mango?
>>9265277Is it way past cool?
>>9264894Why does she have a tail tumor
>>9265027I love this comic.
>pixar will never make a movie based on army men with general plastro and the tan army as the antagonists
>>9265325You think you're funny?
>>9265316According to fluff, yes. Sort of."Confirming their insanity, Vanu scientists managed to attach afterburners to our lovable Magrider. Excellent for escaping sticky situations, traversing rough terrain, or dramatic jumps over steep edges, the Magburner offers a boost of speed coupled with a small upward thrust. Historians rightly point out the cost of this equipment, for it does have a grim history. Long ago, Vanu scientists attempted to triple the Magburner's boost power in exchange for less armor and a smaller gun. Twelve scientists died in the first 2.8 seconds of the experiment, and a week later the original Scythe prototype was introduced."Magrider = VS tank, Scythe = VS fighter.>>9265320nigga you could not be more wrong if you tried
>>9265363Then Vanu guys or whatever are indeed best factionNow one last question.Are they fabulous looking?
>>9265371You tell me.http://youtu.be/toV2v861L28
>>9265352damn, brigitte looks just like humanized rarity
>>9265380PfffOkay my two favorite ponies would also approve the statement of them being best faction.I would play it anon but I have a very shitty laptop and almost no free time
>>9265391>shitty laptopwelp. Keep it in mind for when you have a gaming system, it's free to play.
>>9265395Maybe one day we shall meet anon. Maybe one day
>>9265414so what server and have you started a thread on horsefucking/v/?
>>9265445From where is that?
>>9265358...Giggle at the ghosties?
>>9265446Connery, and give me a few minutes.
>>9265465who's the pegasus with rainbow dash
>>9265491The ugly gray one.
>>9265465>she looks back just before hitting it>she did it on purpose
>>9265500She's looking at the banner, you dolt.
>>9265465Man that Derpy scene was great.
>>9264949>shitty "brony musician" OC and Vinylfuck off retardgo back to ponychan/eqd
>>9265506>tfw missed it when it aired
>>9265522Family businessStill kinda annoyed as I could have done it later, or even another day
>>9265506Anyone have a link tot he threads when that episode aired?
>>9265536Look at the date when the episode aired and then go dive the archive.
>>9265533>family business>when newpone is happeningget your fucking priorities straight
>>9265554Derby will never break your back fucking you
>>9265496You mean Ditzy Doo?
>>92655694 days until another game that I can't afford comes out
>>9265577I actually like that name a lot better, but bronys can't let go of their precious name.
>>9265578DERBY IS AN UGLY DRIVER
>>9265514>OCFrankly, Anon, I'm disappointed.
>>9265585Ugh.Just suck a couple dicks for $50 a pop that day. Bam, now you can afford vidya.
>>9265570This guy knows
>>9265544but I'm lazyand isn't there a screen cap of the reactions?
>>9265597i don't remember that dress or that scene. which episode is that cap from?
>>9265599But in Genesis 6:09, God says "Thou shalt not suck dicks"
>>9265615Small Town Girl Becomes Popular
>>9265615Sweet and Elite, good sir.
>>9265620that's old testament, it doesn't count
>>9265624No tabletNo ScannerI could always use a mouse though
>>9265625>>9265623>worst S2 episodeI can see why he forgot about it
>>9265640I JUST SAID I DONT HAVE A SCANNER. EVEN IF I DID DRAW I COULDN'T SHOW IT UNLESS I USED CRAPPY IPAD CAMERA
>>9265632>I could always use a mouse thoughNarf, nigga! Pinkie mouse!
>>9265648THEN DO ITNO EXCUSES
>>9265648>owning an iPad>owning Apple products
PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY PONY, I'M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT PONY
>>9265652Would you prefer "faggot loser?"
>>9265667no ur not
>>9265676What happened to your tablet klondook?
>>9265669It's obnoxious and over used, like when /b/tards call each other gentlemen.
>>9265676That was fast and nice! Thank you!
>>9265676WHY IS IT ALWAYS PINKIE WHEN ARTISTS DOODLE?
>>9265688That's what SHE said!
>>9265689Best pony to draw.
>>9265686shut the fuck up you fucking high-class fellow
>>9265685Its being a shit face. I sent it in for repairs
>>9265692Shut up Dash.
>>9265689He directly asked for Pinkie thoughI woulda drew NMM
>>9265702You should get a better one.
>>9265648DO IT WITH YOUR CRAPPY IPAD CAMERA THENLOTS OF LIGHT
>>9265686Well my apologies, kind chap.
>>9265706not everyone is a wealthy privileged white male
>>9265706There's an Inutuos on sell near me but I need a job first before I can buy stuff like that.>>9265710K FINE
>>9265705Then draw her pls
>>9265721>not just getting paid to browse mlpg
>>9265721DRAW DIAMOND DOGS TRYING TO SEDUCE A FEMALE DIAMOND DOG
>>9265778>you will never be real
>>9265786>that pone you like will never be real
>>9265811it is a good feel.
>>9265811>you will never be real
>>9265821Are you sure?
>>9265821I agree. I wouldn't know what to do with all that happiness: it would probably get wasted!
>this thread is still here
Would you try and make dash feel pretty?How?
>>9265855yeswith the dick
>>9265855I want to see this in the back view.
>make a post>thread dies
bullying wouldn't exist if kids were allowed to have guns
>>9265633If I was a fish I'd be all over this.
and you guys say your childhood was already murdered
Today is pony sex day.
did sb finish that picture yet?
>>9265643>>9265936>no real arguments sure proved me wrong
>>9265946It's not bait, I agree with you.It wasn't a very good episode.
>>9265937Okay that's our show, I gotta go body slam my grandmother! Seeya!
>>9265937>check twitter>it's real
>>9265937Who is this and why should I care?
>>9263541Thank you for that illuminating illustration, anon.
>>9266033Some former child star enjoying her downward spiral.
Good morning, MLPG.
>>9266043GET THE FUCK OUT
>>9266043Morning, Twilight.Where are your wings?
I hate indie games/game developers and their 2deep4u superiority complex bullshit.
>>9266067Yes, because they're all like that.
>>9266067when you die you have to watch a blooper reel of your life. every rejection, every wet fart, every banana skin slip, all set to circus music
>>9266039>The Amanda ShowOh. That was really stupid. Just as bad as the nick/disney tweencoms today.
>>9266033Amanda Bynes is a former child actress. She was on a bunch of Nickelodeon shows in the US, like Figure It Out, All That, and her own show The Amanda Show, where she co-starred with Drake Bell and Josh Peck, who got their own show later on.Amanda retired for a bit before trying some more mature shows, and then retired again. She has a history of bad driving and had a hit and run accident.
>>9266076my mind isn't going to change or be enlightened by then.
>>9266090>She has a history of bad driving and had a hit and run accident....And people are upset at her lewd tweets?
>>9266108Anon, cease these shenanigans.
I wonder what Amanda or Tara for that matter would do if you sent them naked pictures saying you're their biggest fan.
>>9266104man walk into partey but there is no beers omly fruit drimk. he say to a guye "is this partey a joke"., "just wait til u see the punch line"
>>9266121Probably masturbate to it and then sue you.
Rollin'Evens - Draw now, sleep laterOdds - Sleep now, draw later
>>9266121Send you another naked picture sent by a different fan who has a bigger penis than you with the message: "No. You're not my biggest fan."
>no spiderman in the cartridge
>>9266150Good thing cuckolding/humiliation/femdom is my fetish.
>>9266162WHERE DID HE GO
>>9266162Does Spider-Man cum web?
>you will never tickle braeburned's frenulum with your tongue until he cums in your mouth
>>9266108>princess celestia entered your realmTime to find out where she lives!
>>9266192Fuck off Braeburned.
>>9266196>YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED
What's the exchange rate of lad points to bits?
>>92662151 lad point = 0 bitsLads are faggots.
>>9266192fuck off fetishfags. if you are going to shit up the place with your fetish talk at least keep it goddamn pony related.
>>9266237I wish I loved my waifu that much.
>>9266247Braeburned is pony related though.
>>9266237i wish i could do this with my waifu but no one makes shemale wolf fursona plushies
>>9266264Everyone has a price.
>>9266254I would certainly ride him like oneOr have him ride me like one
>>9266254>Threads should be about something show related, not someone.Fuck off Braeburned.
>>9266264fuck off Furnaki
>>9266270Too bad he doesn't like being on top.
>>9266277The thread isn't about him though, just that post.
>>9266247>Umber will never give you a pony blowjob
if you're gonna talk about a drawfag husbando at least talk about a good one
>>9266302Do you have to yell that every time?
>>9266204Celestia could invade me anytime she wants, if you know what I mean
>>9266314>tfw hardly any pony strap-on porn
>>9266314>Celestia appears right behind you>she waits for you to fully turn around before she boops your nose, chuckles, and wraps you up in a big wing hug
>>9266306Apply cream to the burn
>>9266293Is it so wrong to miss kraut and his krautism?
>just watched 10 min video of guy rubbing and fisting a stallion asshole
I'm so tired that I'm starting to get shaky and hallucinate. :_;
>>9266347That image would look better if the arrtist made her chubby.
>>9266293>tfw Kraut is dedcaptcha: dedPCSc that
>>9266333i liked kraut. i always insulted him in a joking way but i think he took it seriously.tons of people ironically insulting him is probably just as bad as the real thing
>>9266325>then she uses your confusion to stab you with her horn
>>9266337Go to bed you boob, MLPG is not worth it.
>>9266358Not everything has to be chubby, goddammit MLPG.
>>9266362>i always insulted him in a jokinglike how?
>>9266358this thread would be better if you weren't here.
>TFW I'm slowly getting over my crippling dependence on mlpg and pony in general.
>>9266337Try to hallucinate abput ponies!
>>9266394Well thats good. Too bad your still drawing them and still here hstpuble tears
>>9266394Good progress, anon!See you tomorrow.
>>9266365>her stab feels softer than you imagined>you are infused with sunmagic>you feel ready to praise the sun
>>9266383calling him fag, homo, and cakeboy. saying his art is shit, but in a friendly way, not to be mean.
>>9266391You seem to be lost.
>>9266410Sorry, it's hard to tell nowadays...
>>9266390But she's so thin.She needs some meat on her bones.
>>9266419Not everyone eats as much as you do.
>>9266362anything you say over the net will always be taken seriously. always.
>>9266358You mean younger.
>>9266407>calling Kraut gay>insulthttp://i.imgur.com/s0FjKZo.jpg
>>9266439Kraut quit drawing forever I heard.
>>9266431Hello, I am a Nigerian prince.
GOBBLE MY BACKSIDE
>>9266405>>her stab feels softer than you imaginedWhy does this give me feels?
>go to play game>update takes forever>by the time it's done you don't feel like playing any more>close steam
>>9266403>>9266404I still like pony and mlpg, but it's no longer need to be here every day. I feel like i can enjoy it more this way
>>9266372I'm in the university cafeteria though. From the corner of my eye I swore I saw a piece of wall recede far backwards forming a warping hallway.
>>9266462Good for you SB.
>>9266433She is still a slut no matter what age she is. She was a slut from the moment she was conceived.
>>9266442I quit drawing. Sorry Sonic.
>>9266462>tfw you can easily leave any time you want>but because you spent so much time here you forgot everything else you used to do
>>9266489I wish I was a famous general artist but I'm just slowly anon
>>9266498>she swallowed the sperm that didn't make it to the egg first
>>9266498Then we should replace her with Sweetie Belle.
>>9265735Sorry I didn't realize I had a requests until I finished a game