It's calm-down time.Previous thread: >>9236714
>>9238673>>9238711>>9238739Pinkie got a little jealous of how clean Dashie got, so I told her I'd give her a shower too.
>>9239325You have the right idea, Sweetie Belle.I'm off to bed now.
Beach episode when?
>>9239367what would ponies even do at the beach?
>wearing the armor
>you will never kill a man with silly puttyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1tsdfq16Ho&feature=youtu.be
>>9239373What do you think?
>>9239375>Not giving all the armor to the trustworthy unicorn who is clearly just trying to help you guys escape
>>9239027Link to that one?>>9239049>>9239075Wonderful. Thank you.
>>9239367Equestria Girls will have one.
>>9239350>but I'll stop responding if he tries to drag it in to the new horseIt's like you wanted him to drag that shit here.
>>9239369I'm sure I can try to find a way...
What would the pony version of this be like
>>9239373Be friends and do friend things with each other without some outside conflict driving the plot.
>>9239388https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lstIf you prefer tags to filenames, there's a booru too: http://smarebooru.booru.org/
>see bug>go get something to kill it>come back>can't find it
>>9239346I still want to know how he cranks out this much cum.
>>9239398a pegasus kicking her legs while she flies?
>>9239376Those two are adorable together... Has anyone ever told the artist about our stories? Lets not attract the shit posters.
>>9239397I want virtual reality goggles
>>9239346why is rch jizzing on all of his toys, and why did he get rid of his googly eyes?
>>9239433I don't know if anyone ever told him, but I wouldn't mind some more art.
>>9239444Don't worry anon, Gaben is already on the job.
>>9239457just report it
>>9239426Becuase it's not cum. It looks like hot glue or something.
>>9239462Nightguards are interesting, I wish there was more art of them.
>>9239387>tfw they're together now
>>9239468No. Why the hell would you report anything? The janitor is an idiot.Ignoring is better.
>>9239462Can't get more art without more stories...I still want to see the awkward bar scene with Dayguard and Zecora.
>>9239486Was that actually confirmed?The text just said "Mrs." - I don't think she said WHO she married. Not that the idea isn't kawaii as fuck.
>>9239369Ceci n'est pas une poney
>>9239479Nope nope nope nope
>>9239477let's get this over with.ARE YOU BLIND YET?
>>9239489Or Dayguard waking up hungover in Ramhalla.
>>9239489>Nightguard gets insanely jealous when he hears about this and tries not to show it
>>9239507Oh god, yes.
>>9239479And does any of this actually work?
>>9239524I can tell you the Lecithin and Pygeum work, I don't know about the rest
>>9239519>I haven't read any of the stories.>I don't know that she pushed him into it.
>>9239496>"I'll always follow you Renne">"...having fun...">"Love you...">that kiss and snuggles at the endI-I can dream
>>9239526my God, we've finally found an unattractive Applejack. it's taken, what, the better part of three years? stop all of the fucking presses, boys, this is front-page shit, up there with giant death-rocks from outer space.
so is there any particular reason we've been getting slammed with cosplay for the last few hours
>>9239545No idea!But at least it's always either entertaining or attractive.
>>9239545We've run out of show to discuss and everyone's already cranked one out so there's no reason to post porn?
>>9239524MLPG-wide testimony seems to support itmake of that what you will
mlpg won't survive this hiatus
>>9239545It would be nice if it could at least be cute ponies.
>>9239567Why would you want cute ponies when you could just have humans instead?
>>9239543I forgot what's in here but I'm gonna post it
>>9239566You underestimate my power, anon.
>>9239567there are no cute ponies left. they've all run away.
>>9239566>implying MLPG will die>ever
>>9239545Not particualr reasonI usually do this when i find new cosplay picsThis time i found a lot
>>9239566>Implying the ride ever ends>Especially if we know there's new pony in the future
>>9239541I like thinking they'd share a house or apartment in Canterlot and work together on future digs/projects. When the weather gets cool, they sit on the balcony and drink tea.
>>9239509These kind of people are truly the ugliest people
>>9239580Nigger I don't come to a pony general to look at humans.I come for the ponies.
>>9239589nuh uhI've got cute ponies right here
>>9239604pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffhaaaaaaaaaaaahere, have more
>>9239605suddenly I want a gummy plushiehe makes a great plushie
>>9239566It's already long in agony.
Would you hug fluttershy?
Which of the mane six goes best with Big Mac?
>>9239607Oh fuck, I literally thought it was Ainsley shooped onto a cosplayer from the thumbnail.
>>9239614it is time to worship. the monks are chanting.
>>9239621What the fuck is this picture.
>>9239599I like it
What has the useless attention whores of MLPG even done for you MLPG?Has GlitterGlue done anything for you? Has Nanaki? Ross has done more, sadly.Even rch, who hasn't drawn at all is revered here, and MLPG used to hate attention whores, what happened? Are you all jua=st standing in line to suck some untalented dick?
>>9239627Pinkie, that's rape
>>9239628all of themexcept AJbecause incest is gross
>>9239553speak for yourselfI come here for ponies, not to see more peopleI'm going to sleep
>>9239628I've always been fond of this one.
>>9239654Later, skater, see you tomorrow!
>>9239638pinkie pie making out with bloody corpse of rainbow dash, both characters are from the newest installment of my little pony franchise, suprisingly popular not only among little girls
>>9239636>man-chin>gorilla cheekbones>pushup bra cleavage>caked in makeup
too much cosplay for megoodnight mlpg
>>9239678then you will break on the anvil.
Would you put your FIST inside your PONY?
>>9239687He's right, she's pretty horrid.0/10
Hey cosplay guyGot any AJ with thick thighs/hips and a bit of pudge?
>>9239694i wouldnt beat up ponyits bad
>>9239685But i just finished
>Anon will never stop rambling in broken english about shit no one cares about>Anon will never stop spamming cosplay and post ponies instead>You will never be a pretty mare in a pretty dress
>>9239694No, I have a penis
>>9239698maybe. let's go folder-spelunking.
>>9239712>you will never smell human AJ's sweaty feet
>>9239706what happens if ponies drink bleach
>>9239694if that's what she wanted
heit's me rSoss, I'm realy drunk but I'lls ay this. Im gonna keep drawing at art here, so don't wory. I'm dr'unk. Diamond Tiara's probably fat too she's rich and spoiledl, she should be taught a lesson about how fat she si, Scootalo grope her belly and she'll be like butter inthat beanpole's hands. DT procly weights like 320 lbs, and she won't stp fuckn eating so her whole body groans and growls at her sto p but she want do tiyup, I'm drawing that
>implying any of those can match up to this
>>9239723nothing because they're already ponies
I know you're here, mysterious monster girl guywhere's the drawing
>>9239723>mommy, where do Changelings come from?
>>9239734Derpy is 2cute.I'd give her a pat on the head and scratches behind the ears.
>>9239729>Paul Hillerwhy would you take credit for a picture like that
>>9239744come onshe has all the mony she'd at all ady and not even care, dumb bich probaly thinks she can et liposuction. She'll sooner get Scootaloo pryin her tongue down that deep tight belly button of DT's sh's sp spoiled and fat and she'll probaly get stuck in the doorwya tooa nd get humped humepd humped and to get ath big butt trhough, she'sthgouthless. OTP amirite HAHAAH
2tired. Will finnish tomorrow. Heres what I have so far.nite mlpg
>>9239750because everyone on the internet is an expert
>>9239713>tfw no lesbro
>>9239774Why is that pony transforming into a burger?
>>9239774Wow that.. everything
Would participate in motorcycle adventures with Lyra and Bon Bon in a modernistic Equestria while listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQFvn7zp7m0
>>9239636>>9239687>her cheeks and chinI mean she's got nice tits, but... man. That's one serious case of butterface.
>>9239793It's part of their life cycle.
>>9239768>Ross in charge of not mashing his fetishes into one pictureHave her stuck in a doorway that's stuck in a Warp Pipe with Scootaloo lifting the Warp Pipe and everyone has mime makeup
>>9239804>to enjoy the burger one must become the burger
>>9239788I'm DRUNK fuck you I had too mch so if I wansn't suc so drunk I'd draw everything i typed because that would be fuckin hot, she neesd tbe put int her place, who else but a perfect contrast that skinny athletic Scootalo grlyeah
>>9239813You should be drunk more often
>>9239811That's some deep philosophy shit right there, nigga
>>9239813>doesn't draw when he drinksPlease become an alcoholic.
>>9239774that chub needs some work
>>9239728>>9239744>>9239768>>9239813No thanks. This guy does it much better.
>>9239813>drunk>still able to type captchaI don't buy this
>>9239805I wish I had her jawline
>>9239805Have this insetad, she's fat as fuck look at her tist, she's gonna blwo
>>9239837>implying Ross wouldn't have a pass
>>9239835this really shouldn't upset me as much as it does
>>9239835>that artistYou have really poor taste.
>>9239837I had to be reall carl but I did ti
>>9239852You're super fuck late, dudeThat tumblr has been around forever
>>9239850he is too much a Jew.
Which pony looks best with a little extra chub?
>>9239854I didn't like him at first either, but his recent stuff has been pretty good.
>>9239877none of thempony should be fit and healthy
>>9239877Celestia.You can't deny it.
>>9239879Nah, even their recent stuff has the same, boring circular shape.
>>9239852>being upset at this even though it's been around for a whileI'm guessing living under a rock has been pretty good until this moment.
>>9239899It's all in the hips~
>>9239887>that awful furry picture
>>9239889>Spitfire bothering with old woman's shit like thatjust seems morally wrong.
MLPG is like a bubble, and we are the soap
>>9239854dude that artist rcsk if I had money I'd commission him to show big mac blowing his was all over Fluttershy's belly, fuck eak btich, she dserves it because she can't control her weight, piggy needs some pnishmetngonna try to draw anyohw let's tn this motherucker out
>>9239903>that picI think I'd prefer my healthy sized Lyra thanks.
>>9239903Gonna have to call you out on that.
MY MIGHT CANNOT BE MATCHED
>>9239904>>9239861I've seen it before, I just haven't seem people bringing it here
>>9239920Ross you're cool
Is there anything you want to see the japanese do with the show?more porn?some merchandise?My Little Pony Z?
How do you feel about being a father?
>>9239921... then look at healthy-sized Lyras. No one is stopping you from doing so.I don't get why people have to point out stuff like this. No one cares.
>>9239926Fucking kill it.
>>9239920Go to sleep Ross, you're too drunk to pony.
>>9239921I'd love her at any sizeTiny and able to be cradled and carried everywhere, all the way to me being able to sleep on her tummy like a nice squishy bedI just want a Lyra
>>9239927I WILL CONSUME THE LIVING AND THE DEAD
>>9239942Yep, definitely prefer my pone to be healthy.A healthy pone is a happy pone.
>>9239936I want to be a fatherBut I almost certainly won't
>>9239950first I mgiht throw up
>all this bad chub
>>9239956MAKE YOUR CHOICE
>>9239854>You have really poor taste.>poor taste.>taste.None of that, please.
>>9239926You're not doing a good job of calling me out anon. I fucking dare you to try to imagine that dashas a 3d person. It's formless and awful.
>>9239964>implying there's good chub
>>9239964is this good chub?
>>9239920>>9239962Well, I guess I can say this and be somewhat literial about it.You're drunk, Ross. Go home.
>>9239974>Implying there isn't
>>9239977where is it, where is the felishashy?
>>9239977Yes, that is acceptable.
II take it back Sweetie Belle would be bettershe's co goddam cute, her fat would just make her this big blobby ball of love that needs all kinds of many stallions to just grind haginst her doughy,l rubery fatpush pull push pull push pull, the stretching noises from her body is deafening, they'l never get her through, and then POP, out comes Sweetie and she smooshes half the stallions and breaks their dicks and they just jet all over her gut, the oens bind finging for her deep, sfot butt, Sweetie can't feel it she's soooo fat and innocent and femine
>>9239982See, stuff like that is great because it's not even really chubby
>>9239566it never did.
>>9239973I can imagine them pretty fine thank you very much.I'm not saying you have to like him, but you're giving him way too little credit.
>>9239997>why do you guys call me a pedo?
>>9239997Ross go the fuck to sleep, Winston is starting to get jealous of never being as drunk as you
>>9239997HAHAA im' alost got quads
>>9239961The CMC' families died and you adopt all of them. What do you do?If this is too silly, you can be the big bro.
how abouthow about we like horses at different fatness levels and just be quiet?
>>9239983I got too caught up in playing Persona. I havent' even started on Feliciashy yet. Although, before I make it, someone requested that I do Lei Lei as well, and I didn't know who to make Lei Lei, but Rarity comes to mind. How does that sound?
>>9239997>stallionsConfirmed for not ross. He only likes humans and athro.
>>9240023but people are liking something I don't likehow can I abide such foolishness
Is this considered chub, I wonder?...
>>9239974>>9239998>implying>>9240023See? This nigga gets it. You can't alter what kind of images people like, so just enjoy the ones that YOU like and relax.
>>9240031He likes pony if it's fat enough
>>9240016Not him, but do I have to adopt all of them as a bunch? Can't I just, like, leave Sweetie at the orphanage? Or better yet, the streets?
>>9240026Rarity sounds like a really good choice for Lei Lei
>>9240016Claim single parenting and work without declaring itSpend as much time as I can with them without being intrusiveMake sure they have enough that they're comfortable but not spoiledHug them every single day
>he likes the thing i don't likeFucking scum of the earth. The world would be better if you just fucking died.
>>9240033Night arguments in a nutshell for MLPG.
>>9239997And what if she were to find a stallion, strong and massive, to knead her blobby gut as she bit her lip and blushed in embarrassment? Maybe rubbing the blobs of thick cum over those folds?mlpg pls dont hat me
Is it time?
>>9239728>>9239744>>9239768>>9239813>>9239920>>9239962>>9239997I know Ross can be pretty damn retarded, but I'm not buying it.
>>9239844How did I miss this reply?Thank you very much for the pic. I love that response in the middle.
we just need to, like, take a chill pill, manhug a pony, squishy or otherwise, let it all out man
>someone doesn't like something I like>proceed to point out how useless it is instead of discussing calmly about itHoly shit, no wonder we're dying. You'd rather post macros and laugh about people disliking things instead of actually talking about it.
>>9240073Fluttersit 2.0Everyone already sat on her, so they had to find new ways to do so...
>>9240073It's always time anon.
>>9240049Why would you do that?>>9240055Can someone write something with this?
>>9240073>>9240102Is there one with Cadance?Please say yes
>>9240094Even nightthreads are easily blowing out into shitstorms.It's not even Summer yet. We can't make it through this hiatus, man! We're all going to die!!
>tfw you accidentally boot up a ps2 classic on the ps3, but on the wrong login>tfw you wasted 4 hours playing it on someone else's save data utilityWell I'm done doing that for now. Let's see what I can crank out with this tablet. Feliciashy is happening
Time for bed.So tired.
>>9240086>basically no one draws ponies big enough so I have a very limited selection of images to postat least mewball gets it
>>9240049>Or better yet, the streets?Fuck your spoilers and fuck your "what-ifs." You just entered the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker.
>>9240109I'm sorry anon, I don't think so.
>>9239728>>9239768>>9239813>>9239920>>9239997Ross, never go. You're a nice guy when chill, great shitstorm material when not, and I like your fatties.
>>9240086>>9240129I like almostall sizes to be honest, even the ridiciously extreme ones. Which one I'd prefer at the moment depends on my mood.
>>9240141He should draw large jubblies more often.
>>9240141>I like your fatties.I'll give you this much. You're a brave Anon to come out and say that.Granted, you used spoiler tags and no one is really going to link you to an identity, but still...
>>9240151>her neck has gotten so large that she has to wear a necklace to wear her necklace
>>9240151>Necklace is on a chainDETAILS
>>9240104because Sweetie is trash>>9240131Sorry for wishing harm upon your underage pony waifu. I'm actually not sorry at all.
>>9240177>implying she was my waifuThe reasons are much more clearer than that, but whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>9240177i hope you die alone in pain
I wish somebody would stream
>>9240177>hating a fictional character so much that you wish harm upon that character>the character is under adult age
>>9240151There need to be more jubblies in GENERAL.>>9240157As much as I disdain Ross himself sometimes, I can't deny that I like his thighs/bellies.
>>9240193Stream what?Perhaps a movie or something?
>>9240197Oh, and butts. Butts butts butts all day long~
>>9240197>As much as I disdain Ross himself sometimes, I can't deny that I like his thighs/bellies.So do I. I'm a sucker for big thighs and pear-shapes.Damn it.
>>9239936I feel like more than anything I want to save up for a good vasectomy.
>>9240195You saying you DON'T like Sweetabuse?Everyone should like Sweetabuse>>9240189most, if not all of us will
howdy gangwhat's the good word
>>9239936I don't like the idea. I am too impatient when it comes to taking care of children.In small doses, it's fine. Almost 24/7 though? I'd probably be a shitty parent.
>>9240193I'd do it, but I'm afraid of getting banned again
>>9240218Darf!What's the smut schedule look like?
>>9240218someone is going to try to tell you that overweight ponies are the good wordthey are lyingdon't believe their lies
>>9239936Costs too much money and time for me.
>>9240224Just post the link on your tumblr and I'll post it here
>>9240225working on commissions (not lately, but soon)can't say too much about the next one, but it involves sweetie belleafter that, rainbow dash and rarity blowjob practicethen dunnoi'm out of backlog, so i'm kind of feeling stressed, but i hope to have a few things done by the end of the month
>>9240232been thinking about doing that from now on. It just kind of sucks.
>>9240200I'd be down for a movie stream if you have anything worth watching.
>>9239944>having so little desentization on the internet
Are you ready?
>>9240226>subjectivity>"like what I like">mfw
They say that ponies aren't realThat they can never be realThey are wrong
>>9240207 I was thinking about adoption.>>9240220>>9240229Then what about being a big bro?
>>9240246>new blindbagsHouston, my sides have reached orbit.
did we really find the Rennequest password?
>>9240254This has all happened before. It will all happen again.There is a database detailing the inner lives, instinctual reactions, and courageous choices of six ponies. Thousands of stories have been written, some better than others.
>>9240262>>9240246dudei'd fuck that pony
>>9240246she's transparent, that mean's she be a jelly pon.
>>9240257>Then what about being a big bro?Maybe. I'm not so sure about that.
>>9240271HOLY SHITthank you!
>>9240265In the near future, someone will write an AI which spiders the entirety of the databaseAnd there will be six AI's, newly minted, with the experiences of ten thousand worldsTwo thousand tragediesTwo thousand unforgiveable crimesFive thousand romancesAnd a thousand amazing adventures
>>9240271>broken solitudeholy moly how did it get found?
>>9240271>broken solitudeSo how was the password found?
>>9240273Stare all you want, but being rustled over something as common as fat is just a sad display.
>>9240243>not reacting anyway
>>9240285>>9240288Go check the thread on /qt/ on the sub.
>>9240274Wouldn't you love having a little filly who thinks you are the greatest person in the world?There are so many things you could do with her.
>>9240292>implying "kill it with fire" is a good reaction
>>9240215sweetabuse sucks. only scootabuse is ok
>>9240311Anon, quit being a retard.No one cares.
how is this for the feliciashy pose?
>>9240312>abusing any of the poniesDisgusting.
>SweetabuseWhen did Gavalanche come back?
>>9240299I'm more afraid of having a little filly who things I'm the worst person in the world.
>>9240325It looks kinda complicated
>>9240280But this time it will not end at a black holeAnd a blind jump in the darkThis time it will end with friendshipAnd pinkAnd pulsing red along pony spinesAs we stroke them in bed
>>9240337I was thinking about 3/4 and how I want to do more dynamic things and challenge myself or something like that
>>9240332In this fiction she doesn't.
>>9240325It could work, but it lacks butt
>>9240351alright, I get it
>>9240312Sweetabuse > Scootabuse
>>9240311>im'plyi'ng it's a ba'd react'ion
>>9240327scootabuse is canon thou fool
>>9240349Maybe one of those Big Brother/Sister programs?I mean I could plan out something for a few hours every weekend.
I bought a fluttershy plushie.Partly because she's everything I want in a gf/ she's so therapeutic to listen to. No I'm not going to clop to her or do anything sexual.The chick selling it to me suggest that I hug it to feel the friendship. That's what got me sold on buying it and its a well made plushie at that.I still hug it.feels good man.
>>9240375>im'plod'ing any react'ion' is a good re'act'ion
>>9240376>canonsomone ignored Sleeples In Ponyville
>>9240380that's very nicethank you for sharing
>>9239036>>9239043Request from the last thread, I didn't finish but all I have time to draw tonight. I'll keep working on it over the next few days, I really liked the request.I know they don't have wings, I'm thinking about it and will probably mess with it more tomorrow.
>>9240318I guess that's why I keep gettin' replies!
>>9240385line to what?I think the maker of the plushie is "welovefine"their logo is a heart with "pp" in the center of it.
>>9240383>Sleeples the narcoleptic clown goes to ponyville>Is ignored by anon>Falls asleep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2oOeT6J5XIo#t=18sdat french accent Pinkie
>>9240390Neat, I can't wait to see the end result!
>>9240383apparently someone isnt a Faustian. she said RD would never do that
>>9240405Faust is dead
>>9240388That is a very yellow poni.
>>9240408she may not be the yellowest, but she's got it where it counts
Would you eat sushi with this pony?
>>9239397And then the repoman comes in to take the goggles.That shit ain't free, son.
>>9240402you call that french?
>>9240379Weren't we talking about ponyI'm planning on doing that too. I get along with children.
>>9240407And God isn't real. Tell me something I don't know
>>9240420it's in the big book of made up stuff that doesn't matter because it isn't canonpretty sure she said it on her deviantart at some point
I was messing around with my camera and I took this pic of an awesome Bon-Bon. Its very nice indeed.No I didn't make it but, whoever did was a master.posting a few more.
>>9240396welovefine doesnt make plushes
>>9240421>i get along with childrenoh boy here comes the pedo spam once again
how about this one
>tfw hasbro will never make a plushie half as good as this.
>>9240434I liked the other one, but that one's nice too
>>9240421I meant that with pony, yes. Basically adopt at least one CMC in such a program.
>>9240427But I can only see one colour of her beautiful mane...
You're a toy makers creation.Trapped inside a crystal ball.
>>9240427>no pinkIf that isn't a WIP...
>>9240447>Your loved ones will never be mangled
>>9239582THAT FUCK HAPPENED???
>>9240435>tfw if they did you will never have the courage to buy one or be able to justify the purchase
If this was for sale I would totally give this to Nicole OliverIf I had the money....>implying she doesn't already have enough.>implying she'd keep it.>implying she would want it.>implying...shhh...
>>9240434I like it a lot
>>9240464>Giving it to Nicole>Not keeping it and hugging it in a death grip every nightAll I want is a Fluttershy plush and a Celestia plush to cuddle
I don't think this thread is marked
>>9240481Does this help?
>>9240481Post deletion is bugged, so marker moving has to wait until the last thread falls off the board.
Would you punch a pony in the cunt non sexually for the sole purpose of causing pain?
I did a good job with this Luna shot.
>>9240491I can't imagine a situation where I'd need to, but sure
>>9240474This Celestia plushie is big enough to cuddle.>not wanting to cuddle a giant luna plushie.
>>9240435then just buy one. fuck hasbro
>>9240508I WANT IT
>>9240474How much would you pay for a well done Fluttershy Plushie?be honest.
>>9240528Probably not over 60I love Fluttershy but money is money
>>9240528I don't want a plush of a bad pony
>>9240431poofi cuni>>9240442A few hours wouldn't be enough for me.
>>9240522that doesn't sound very fun
>>9240539Jesus fuck those heads are huge
>>9240544You are not imagining it hard enough.Just imagine the grimace on the face of the pony and her pained shriek as you deliver a powerful jab right into her tender marecunt.
>>9240483Your little sister's feet.
>>9240559yeah, but now you have an angry pony with a grudge to settleI'm not looking to get kicked in the dick
>>9240562If you punch hard enough she will just writhe on the ground for a few minutes, giving you enough time to both favor the moment and stare at your work and get away in time.
Wow a beautiful creation. Look at the detail...LOOK.AT.IT.
>>9240560>feetyes>little sisterfeels weird man
>>9240571But do the splotches touch?
>>9240554And their bodies really small and thin. Just how I like it.
>>9240571Quite amazing, indeed. But you know how it goes with 3D ponies...You have to see all the angles to know if it's worth it.How's the front, for instance?
>>9240570Even if you get away, where are you going to go?If you stick around Ponyville they're going to find you and they're going to kick you in the dickYou could always leave, but then you're the weirdo who punched a mare in the taco and fled
>>9240585That's why you get a grade A kick-in-the-dick proof suspensor from Rarity before you embark on this endeavour.Bonus points for irony if the first mare you punch in the cunt is Rarity.
>fimfiction giving me shitTHIS FUCKIN SITE
I've been up for 36 hours. I want to wrap myself in a blanket and pass out in front of my PC while watching random pony episodes, but I have to go grocery shopping as I'll probably wake up late at night when the store's closed.Why is it all so shitty?
>>9240582I guess I don't but, here's a frontal of Tabitha St. Germain.She is an awesome women.She's crazy but, in a good way.
>>9240573Sleeping with your sister non-sexually and waking up with her feet on your face.Playing with her feet on the bed while she doodles.She stepping on foot on you gently.Making her giggle tickling her feet.
>>9240629You don't have a 24 hour grocery near by?why have you been awake so long?
>you will never wake up to Nurse Redheart bringing you cereal into the bed in the morning when you wake up sick
>>9240635>not kissing her non-sexuallyishgdydont
>>9240607It's so fucking cute when she rages.
I went to visit an art school yesterday. There were girls absolutely everywhere.Do you think I can score if I draw cute ponies?
bleugh, too tired. i'll actually make a good version tomorrow or something.
>>9240677I'm kinda aroused, but in a good way.
>>9240675Girls love ponies, so sure!
>>9240660Giving her a kiss on the cheek while hugging her tightly before going to sleep.
>>9239582What the shoe did you do!
>>9240643see >>9240689incoming lyra from my i-phone.
>>9240684A girl drew me a pony once
>>9240435>>9240427huh, turns out that's really easy to do
Maybe some Bon Bon in a moment maybe
So apparently some 15 minutes long OC-centric 'Snowdrop' animation is gonna premiere in ~15 hours.They worked on it for like 6 months, interested if it's any better than Dusk's Dawn.
>>9240710Oh no, she's going to fall! Quick, someone catch her!
>>9240732Check EqD, they even have a banner for it there now. They've the bronystate announcement post somewhere probably too, but can't be bothered to look it up.
>>9240690>ill never know this feel
>>9240748What the fuck is it I mean
>>9240781Nothing anon, don't worry your pretty head over it. Go back to bed.
>>9240781Just some animation about an OC or something. Who I believe is blind.
>>9240800So it will be a tragic backstory OC shitfest?
>>9240684Do you think I could get them to dress up as Pinkie Pie?
>>9240703That's cute. She probably wanted the D.
>>9240809I wouldn't do thatYou'll get her into the costume only to discover that she really was Pinkie the entire timeThat always happens.
>>9240803From what I know it's more about world building and something like that.I dunno, I'll just wait for youtube upload after the bronystate stream, if that means I can save myself from bronystate streamers' commenting.
>>9240821Clearly you mean "uoq uoq"
>>9240815>putting it in anything that is not a pony
Holy shit I just realized I forgot to check if that one Anon drew something for my birthday.Its been two fucking days.FUCK. Archive is a go.tfw Celestia birthday card
>>9240704It's not a real artsy photo unless you remove everything but the red.
>>9240818>she really was Pinkie the entire timeI don't really see the problem here.
>>9240827Which pony do you think would really like Schindler's List besides Twilight?
>>9240837Everything is 50-100% more kawaii in Japan.
>>9240844Rarity because she appreciates good films.
>>9240837my arguement stands
>>9240850Don't you mean...20%?
>>9240871You're at least 75% uncooler
Have you updated your pony's firmware recently?
>>9240901I think my Rainbow Dash is fine with firmware version 0.20
>>9240821Meanwhile in Austrailia
>>9240918>not upgrading to .24
>>9240936I hear the thermal optimizations mean she'll run 20% cooler.
>>9240918Don't you mean X1.20?
>>9240918>firmware version 0.20Shit Fluttershy is already on 2.3 what the hell RD devs?
>>9240953They realized RD is a lazy cunt that's taking naps on the job and halted production.
>>9240953>bloating pone's firmwarefluttershy is worst pony
>>9240918Sure, if you're fine with the speed regressions on the 0.2x branch. 0.30-rc1 is much more speedy.
>>9240861I gotta learn to draw and write.
>>9240984I see you got the scrunch addon. How is that workin out for you?
>>9240995Its glitchy as fuck half the time their face stays that way until you get a paper clip and push the reset button
>>9241008Where is the reset button?
>>9240635I don't like the feel of this
>>9241008You think that's bad? You should try some of the Wonderbolts! extensions fans have thrown together
>>9240995Fairly smooth sailing.It got stuck on once though. I had to hard reboot her.
>>9241014Did you not read the manual or are you just retarded?
>>9240635You're fucked up man
hey anon het
>>9241024I never understood what's going on with Rarity's eye in that pic.
>>9241019>>9241028What's the problem?
>>9240975Guys, I think I bloated my pony.I mean, it's not that I don't enjoy her extra features, but she is a bit sluggish to boot in the morning.For the record, she's a Pinkie model running 0.25-extra.
>>9241060children aren't for feet fetish
>>9241060The problem is your a pedophile, mr. some cry
>>9241062reset that thing to factory settings
>>9241072We all get a kick outta something.
>>9241062>I thinkit's pretty clear what you're doing and whyWe get that you want to cuddle a pony butt, and that's cool and all but don't try to play it offthere's basically no reason to install the -extra modules unless you're looking for weird fetish shit
>>9241062I, uh...Mind sharing those settings?
Which pone would you go on vacation with?
I use the applejack model myself. Its not very fancy but it gets the job done.It came with a shitload of Apple advertisements though. Sheesh.
>>9241100>action packed weekend in detroitoh god I rememeber that game advertalong with ultimate survival experience
>>9241110Buy some apples, anonymousjust do it
>>9241110>buying Apple family productsFucking sheeple.
>>9241110>the applejack modelHow're you today, gramps?
>>9241085I was told they'd only make her a little bit bigger.>>9241092I'll send you the patchset. Make sure to build with CONFIG_SOFT and CONFIG_PUDGY.
>>9241129Get off my lawn you little... what was I doin?
>>9241072Nonsense. They are too cute to resist.>>9241074Correct.
>>9241142but it's so wrong...
>>9241072Weeeeeeelllll, maybe.But your little sister DEFINITELY is not for feet fetish
>>9241142>YEAH IM A PEDOoh boy here comes a fucking some cry v2.0 shitstorm, just what we fucking needalso I like how scruffy has mysteriously vanished for the entirety of this
>>9241164>also I like how scruffy has mysteriously vanished for the entirety of thisI've noticed that too.
>>9241166But what about candy apples?
>>9241164chill out bro
>>9241152You are just enjoying something without harming anyone.>>9241164What
>>9241174that's because it is scruffy posting that
>>9241174Has scruffy actually been here when this guy was ever posting?I know that when he spammed the CMC VAs all the time instead, they got retroactivly vanished
Would you a pony in armour?
>>9241202Would I what?
>>9241202if she asked, yes
>>9241202I'd spar with a pony in armour.
>>9241206Fuck her, anonWould you fuck her
>>9241152>not thinking the feet part was the bad part
>>9241225Can't help my favorite fetish, yo
>>9241062>>9241085>>9241135>programmable, augmentable pone that can change sizeyou guys seriously have no idea how unf this is for me
>>9241155But incest is great.>>9241225Would you prefer pudding kisses?
>>9240038I KNEW YOU'D DO IT
>>9241244I know.I know...
>>9241250>>9241225 fuck yeah
>>9241250>>9241155>implying you have
>>9241245>Programmable pone>By Chrys Co.
>>9241245>You will never settle in to bed with your extra-extra-large Macintosh>You will never activate his heating functions on a cold winter>You will never reduce him and carry him with you as you go about your day>You will never deploy him in a closet when you need to take a quick nap
>>9240481>>9240490I manually marked this one, at least until we find a way to move the Marker (it sometimes works, it sometimes not).Here's hoping moot or some developer fixes it.
>>9241258Messy, tasty pudding kisses.>>9241262I'm imagining Sweetie as my sister.
>>9241288Fuck, now I really want waffles.
>>9241299I love that picture.
SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHTAAAAAFTERNOON DELIIIIIGHT
>>9241308Would you let her moist your cheek with a cold-milk kiss?
>>9241309I CAN FLYI REALLY CANWAVE GOODBYE FAMILIAR LAND
>>9241245I know exactly how unf that isI share that unf, bro
>>9241320No, fuck you.
>>9241245>>9241331>that unf when
>>9241344You shouldn't be that aggressive with children.
>>9241348And you shouldn't be so fucking creepy.
>>9241347>tuw extra large pone
>54 degrees>sunrise making the sky orange and blue>no clouds>no breeze>not humid or dry>no Fluttershy to share this beautiful morning with, hugging her in my lap and sipping coffee while catching whiffs of her flowery-smelling mane
>>9241352You know, cosnidering he's admitted to being a pedophile I'm fucking suprised the janitor hasn't thrown him out (happened a lot during the some cry thing)where the fuck IS that useless piece of shit when he's actually wanted
>>9241356>tuw multiple extra large pones who want to cuddle
>>9241352Stop fucking responding, you moron.If you're so mad you can't help it, take a break. He's trolling you like a champ.
>>9241299>>9241262this is all we will ever have anon. >our imaginations and nothing more
>>9241368I'm no pedo, but I don't think you're being particularly creepier than any of the other fetishfags around here.I wish you didn't dump CMC pictures and take up the image limit so much, though
>>9241374>implying you wouldnt caress her gently non-sexually
My penis is itchy
>>9241374I've been reporting him for spam for most of the day simply because i'd like to actually have images that arn't his constantly posted ones in the mlpg
Move when ready:>>9241394>>9241394>>9241394>>9241394>>9241394
>>9241391Those shadows are too dark and incorrectly blended. I don't think that's even a real photograph of pone.
>>9241366 Shut up, horse-fucker.>>9241369 This is not trolling.>>9241371 It's something.>>9241374First reasonable response I've got. I'll stop dumping so many.
>>9241403>First reasonable response I've gotpeople have been fucking telling you to stop spamming so many god-damn images for the two weeks you have been here
>>9241403Thank you kindly.
>hitting the image limit at 550 postswhat the shit
>>9241466Started with cosplay dumps and ended with VA stuff
>>9241477That's what happens when someone dumps pictures.
>>9241490How is this bad?
>>9241501What? Scroll up.
>>9241502it's pointlessif you want to spam images that don't add to any sort of discussion you should go start a separate thread
>>9241502Read my post again.
>>9241517I was discussing. Look again.>>9241529Okay.