is there anything that actually scares pinkie?old horse:>>>9228935
>>9233070Losing her friends
would you use one of these to sweeten your desserts with stallion cum instead of chocolate?
*w-wehs into thread*
>>9233070Everything except for trees.
>>9233070no fun allowed
Which not pony fighter is best pony?
I have never posted in a general
Hasbro has no pony
>>9233135The are no pones left in Hasbro!
>>9233126I can already tell the left one's going to get PP's movelist.
>>9233113PUNKUU PU PLS
>>9233131You need to earn the right by cumming on a pony toy and posting pics
I dunno what you're talking about anon!
>>9233159>you will never pull Twilight out of her fantasy world
>>9233151Would you still love PP if she was a big curly lama instead of pony?
>>9233175STOP TRYING TO TRICK ME PENKAU PEO
>>9233202I would love her even if she ceases to hold her name "Pinkie Pie"Because I love her
>>9233197>Twilight is actually just a poor crippled girl who had no friends because of her crippling condition
>>9233228I hate it when artists add all that unnecessary fluff.
>>9233228Why are they goats?
Which CMC would you dance with?
>>9233202>Every year you shear her of her wool>She makes it into a sweater for you>"It's like I'm hugging you all the time now!"
>>9233242I hate it when your mom wakes the dog when she cums.
What would you do to make FiM better?
>>9233242How so?I personally think it adds a bit of detail and eye candy into drawings but I'd like to hear from someone who doesn't like that.
>>9233242Well I think it looks really cute.>>9233248Why not?
>>9233281Show full penetration. Justify this by slapping on the e/i logo during these scenes.
Hey everyoneI know you guy's were kinda upset with how the last season went. I hope we can still be friends
>>9233263>now I want a llama piefuck you anon, I was happy with my pink pony waifu before you showed up
>>9233261Slam-Dance with ScootalooSquare-Dance with ApplebloomSlow-Dance with Sweetie BelleSwing-Dance with Babs
>>9233335Fuck You and Fuck Your Wings
>>9233261What kind of dance?Like, they stand on my feet while we slow dance?
>>9233291whats the artist? is there an uncensored version of that?
>>9233286OH GOD THAT FAAAAAAAACE
>>9233304She's a lovely girl.What kind of music does she like dancing to?
>>9233357T>>9233357he only correct answers
>>9233263>one night, you can't sleep>Llama Pie notices you shifting uncomfortably trying to find the best position>she jumps off the bed and starts hopping over something>you ask what she's doing>"Trying to make you count! I'm not a sheep but it's close enough, right?"
>>9233357>not Sideways Mambo with Babs
>>9233412I think I would bust out laughing and be all, "Damnit Pinkie, that's not helping."
>>9233357I'd love to slow-dance with Sweetie.Can someone post that drawing?
>>9233395I think Sweetie is a rather jazzy pone.
HOT GLUE FOLDER IS 100% UP AND RUNNINGhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/zllr7xfjdbmelfk/kMSRsDaqiQTHIS IS WHERE THE CUMSHOTS LIVEGET YOU SUM
>>9233442This would probably be my response to anything involving Pinkie
>>9233464Why are you not creating pony art attacks?
>>9233462Whatever damn name Llama Pie has.She can't just be named Llama Pie, can she? That would be like Pinkie being named Pony Pie.
>>9233520more like pony fart attacks
>>9233520Because I forgot what the correct proportions for water and glue is.
>>9233376No. You are almost their age.
>>9233547They're almost 23?
MLPG I'm up late way more then I should beCan I have cute pictures of sleepy ponies to help me get to bed?
>>9233547>that filly butt
I'm putting this here for any Teen Feel writers to pick up on.>Your mom's birthday is coming up, and you, like an idiot, have put off getting her a gift until the last minute>You scrape together what little money you've got and head into town, hoping to find something in one of the shops.>Dad's handled the cake already, so you pass the bakery>Getting someone flowers for their birthday seems a bit... cheap, so no dice there, either>Who would sell writing supplies AND sofas in the same store? Seems a bit... specialized. Pass.>After nearly 20 minutes of aimlessly wandering around, trying to think of something your mother would like, you finally decide to give up on anything really special>You'll get her a piece of jewelry or something, and hope she likes it.>Your eye is caught by a nearby boutique.>It's still open - great!>You glance at the sign out front as you head inside - it's done up like something from an old-fashioned carnival.>"Carousel," huh? Maybe you can find something here.
>tfw cold>Tfw no pony to hug and keep warm withMan why am I even still alive?
>>9233455Tell me more.>>9233569They are teens.
>>9233547Why's Sweetie Belle always portrayed as singing in fanart? She isn't any good at it on the show.
>>9233605Because you've eaten, drank, and breathed enough since last time you ran out of the appropriate requirements for your body.
>>9233070consensual intercourse between a faithful husband and wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>>9233412>one day, you notice Llama Pie isn't her usual self>bring her a glass of chocolate, that always cheers her up>it doesn't>sit down and ask what's wrong.>"... I miss my herd. My sisters and my parents..."
>>9233463What a monster
>>9233629Oh, so they're like 19. Gotcha.
>>9233636>Sweetie>not a good singer in the showNigga fuck you.Just fuck you.
>>9233636NIGGAGO WATCH THE SHOW
>>9233605>no one will ever love you or cuddle with you at night because you're ugly as shit and a boring person and people subconsciously stay away from that kind of people even though they probably say otherwise.
>>9233286Oh godArtist name?
>>9233642>fee bad for her>decide to cheer her up by drawing some crayon pictures of her family>she think's they're real and is very happy again>llamas are kinda dumb
>>9233640she overcame that fear when helping the cakes make babby
>>9233464How many of these are yuo?
>>9233656>>9233657I have, but there's no evidence to support that. She was awful at it in Stare Master, she was still bad at it in Show Stoppers, and the other songs she's in she is easily outperformed by the other CMCs.
>>9233708>ignoring Hearts and Hooves DayPAY ATTENTION NIGGA
>>9233639WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST STOP POOPING.
>>9233691Actually llamas are pretty smart. They generally take less training compared to mules and are even deployed as sheep guards when they're affordable.
>>9233708>STARE MASTER>SHE HUMMING THEIR THEME SONG AND COMING UP WITH THE LYRICS >HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY>APPARENTLY SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SING DURING THE MILKSHAKE SCENE IN BABS SEEDS>BAD10/10 FUCKING
>>9233708>Bad in stare master>Bad in show stoppers>No hearts and Hooves day>Outperformed by any of the CMC in Babs Seed songYOU ARE GODDAMN DEAF
>>9233596 Nicest butt.>>9233601 SOME CONTINUE THIS.>>9233653 Reply.>>9233636 Apple Bloom is the actual best singer.
What pony wallpaper are you using?
>>9233708singing is her special talent you dumb negro, that was the whole point of show stoppers.AB: carpentry/constructionScoots: acrobatics/cool movesSweeite: singing
>>9233742Not only the Milkshake scene but also the Cinema scene
>>9233742>>9233745>>9233752She's really not very good at it, at all.
>>9233740No, llamas are fairly stupid. They are mainly used as guard animals in other animal herds because of their height and their tendency to kick predators to death. they're too stupid to even figure out they are a llama in a herd of sheep.
>>9233771We'll acknowledge your opinion even though it's wrong.
HOW ALICORN ARE YOU
>>9233771Or maybe you're deaf and have no idea what being a good singer means
>>9233765didn't Haiku quit drawing 5ever?
>>9233746I won't continue until you stop making posts like this one.
>>9233787Not very. I'm still a filthy mud human.
>>9233708Do what these guys said>>9233726>>9233742>>9233745
>>9233771Stop talking or I'll smack you the fuck up.
>>9233786>>9233788>>9233805It's not my fault if you've got bad tastes, it just runs counter to her character, that's all.
i just want them to release the fighter oc designs so i can masturbate to the porn of them already
>>9233765>(dead)noNOthat one is like my favorite cakes 34 ever
>>9233286who's that artist?...is there more?
>>9233801>not working on becoming Princess Celestia
>>9233825gr8 b8 m8we all fell for it
>>9233825You know what anon. Whatever you say. I don't even care anymore what you say
>>9233782>too stupid to even figure out they are a llama in a herd of sheepThey're social creatures and would start "taking in" creatures who don't pose a threat to them given some time. They even act according to a supposed social rank system (a llama spitting at you thinks you're a lower-ranked llama).They can even be as smart as meerkats in terms of being aware and alert of any danger.
>>9233793All right. Get upset over nothing. I'm sure someone who isn't a fucking baby can write it instead.
I think I'm done with the inking. I'm trying to improve my lineart, so any feedback regarding that would be great .
>>9233831Quit crying, here you go.http://derpibooru.org/30940
>>9233878>you will never be a high ranked llama
>>9233872>bluest pony calling someone a meanie
>>9233842But I want to be Cadance.
>>9233890If that wasn't anthro I'd be fapping so hard right now
>>9233881Can I bribe you with a pony stream instead?I think I found a Synchtube alternative, but I need to test it first, also if you guys had links to episodes without US blocking would be amazing.
>>9233794>zune and itunes
>The Hub is airing Shezow during the summerMaybe the hiatus won't be so bad?
>>9233855>>9233867>>9233872Hush now, quiet now.
>>9233915By some Miracle all of the episodes are up.http://www.youtube.com/user/DanielCsukas
>>9233820>looks cute>doesn't seem to have much circle jerking>flutterdashAlright that's a keeper
>>9233940No, it will be worse
>>9233940you still have faith.let's burn it out of you.
I miss the old Doug show.
>>9233890i like you very much>>9233912just do it, you know you want to, pony panka won't know about it
>>9233980The old one or the Disney one?
>>9233886>begs the writer to continue>writer asks you to ease up>you tell him to fuck offSee, when you do stuff like this - when you get all snide and catty with everyone, you're making them want even less to do with you.This is supposed to be a give-and-take, man. If you want to be accepted/respected around here, you kinda have to make an effort to earn it first.
>>92338892 spookyI like it
>>9234000The old one.Disney one was ok but not as good.It was such a chill show.
>>9233915This is acceptable.
>>9233998But my D doesn't know what to do. Its like >boner pls>no
>>9233889you got a good start on line variation and quality and nonsense. Try adding darker, thicker lines to where shadows would be, like the underside of his belly. Where you add thick/thin lines is honestly a preference thing, but that's how it typically goes. Some people vouch for thick outlines, but that's more of a/ gd/ choice.
QUICKPOST YOUR FAVORITE REACTION IMAGE. POST YOUR SECOND IF DUPLICATE
>>9234061i dont like reaction imagesthey are dumb
>>9234036just fap already, pinkie won't mindalso>>9233792dont think sohttp://haikuoezu.tumblr.com/archive
>>9234061I so rarely get angry enough to use it.
>>9234001I was there. I know what happened. I won't force sex.
>>9234096NOT WHAT YOU POSTED IT YOU CAN'T POST IT AGAINYOUR WAIFU IS SHIT AND YOUR FAVORITE EPISODE IS WORSE THAN MMDW AND OWL EPISODE COMBINED
Ever since I got my pony plush, I've stopped using my Fleshlight to relieve myself.Instead I've been using my plush.... Is this an improvement?
IF FLUTTERSHY FARTED IN A PARTY, AND NO PONY SMELT IT OR HEARD ITDID SHE REALLY FART?
>>9234061I like to post this one while saying something intentionally stupid and infuriating, then wait to see how many people take me seriously.
>>9234119Just fuck off, pedo. We'll do our teen feels when only the people who deserve them are on.
>>9234061Most feel edits.
>>9234148>>9234111It was nice to see the source of that Dash picture
>>9234149Like the ones you want to suck cocks with?No wonder you're here everyday.
>>9234061I don't even like dash
>>9234061This one cracks me up every time
>>9234199Sometimes Dash is a cute pony.
>>9234131yeah, permanent Mana boost.>>9234149>im a master writer LOOK AT ME>"who the fuck are you"?>HA HA HA, YOU WANT ME TO WRITE? BEG FOR IT>...okay uh... please?>NOT ENOUGH, FUCKING UNGRATEFUL PANCAKELORDS>"nigger fuck off you're retarded">NO YOU FUCK OFF PANCAKEMASTERSYRUPLORD
So faggots.... what happens and what is it like when make a tulpa and fucking it?
It's around midnight.Why aren't you playing outside?
>>9234210i can agree to that
>>9234251because fuck you're beautiful night
>>9234149You ain't even making sense anymore.
>>9234210too bad she's still a cunt
>>9234119And we're grateful for that, if you keep your word.But the avatarfagging yes, that's what it is when you post the same pictures of the same character/s whenever you say anything is still a problem, likewise the little thing with you telling someone to eat shit because they asked you not to behave like a retard and start fights with everyone.You just don't do that here, man.
>>9234284But she's a cute cunt.MY cute cunt.I am proud of my little cunt.
>>9234269>because fuck you are beautiful nightoh gosh
>>9234061>mfw these last few MLPG threadsI need to leave
>>9234251because third world shithole, if i go out i might get shoot, stabbed, or decapitated.sorry Luna, night belongs to criminals and scum.
>>9234302welcome to the hiatus
>>9234290>they asked you not to behave like a retard and start fights with everyoneoh the irony
>>9234238Feels like fucking a pony.
>>9234238Wrong general, there.
>>9234289> arrive in Equestria as a human> are two inches tall> what do?
I already seen 2 /co/ threads where the janitors gave up on deleting MLP posts and let the derail continue till the thread reaches bump limitI think janitors are really getting tired of this shit
>>9234303Teacher's Pet, who said you could wear your fez to class?
>>9234306It's okay.I'll just invade your dreams instead.Hope you don't indict me afterwards.
>>9234332Maybe they're hoping people stop being such fucking babies.
>>9234251Because I have class in the morning
>>9234332That means it's time for all of us to go back and take back /co/ ourselves!
>>9234061And I never get to use it.
>>9234332I've noticed people don't flip the fuck out when ponies are mentioned. That's good
>>9234331crawl up in a pony's loose vulva and become a vagina troll
>>9234361Good luck with thatI'm going to stay here and not get banned
>>9234332The Hysteria surrounding Twilicorn in the last thread was ridiculous
>>9234360I want to do so many things that should be mentioned in front of children to that hose
>>9234361Eh, too lazy.
>>9234149you're becoming as annoying as him
>>9234149>implying teen feels can be earned
>>9234345what would you do in my dreams?
>>9234385What, like brushing your teeth and doing your homework?
>>9234340>Calling Nathan Pony a Teacher's PetAlthough now that I think about it Nathan does seem like the kind of guy who would be a teacher's pet
why aren't you saturating pony right now
>>9234382that was a fun thread, but damn, it really shows that Twilicorn is fragmenting the fandom
>>9234427Play the gameloft game, that's his nameand "nathan pony" is a fucking awful name
>>9234427that's his official name, anon.
I just realized I didn't have any non-pony reaction images to post on another boardFuck I'm a faggot aren't I?
>>9234434because pony is already saturated
>>9234411Lots... and lots... of things.
>>9234457>OfficialNigga are you retarded?
>>9234434but i am
>>9234452>>9234457>Playing that money sucker of a game
>>9234130>he thinks I care what he thinksI sit secure in the fact my waifu is best, and my favorite episode Is MMDWNot really, but I didn't mind it.
>>9234452>>9234457Teacher's Pet is a fucking terrible name.How the fuck is he going to feel about that when he's graduated and showing up to job interviews?
>>9234421Huh Looking at it is is kinda bright ThanksHave more Darkbutt in return
>>9234485>paying for the pony game
hello fags and gays
>>9234444Libby best end
>>9234506then he'll just get a new nameyou think Mayor Mare was born with that title?
>>9234506I'm going to keep calling him Roly Poly, because that at least makes some goddamn sense on a chubby pony with a cutiemark of a knife and fork.
>>9234484>>9234434not enough?that was just my normal state, this... is to go even further beyond!
>>9234522Hey there handsome~
Which pony is secretly a slut?
>>9234548Your favorite pony
>>9234548None of themthey're all very open about their sluthood
>>9234444whats bottom rights expression indicating?
>>9234548Well, it can't be Rarity, since you said secretly.
>>9234548all of them. Monogamy is only for love. Everyone has sex with everyone else
>>9234548>>9234563>everyone is a slut except for you>they think you're some sort of horrible abomination for not being slutty enough
>>9234570Rarity is not a slut, she is a whore.Learn the difference.
good night MLPG
>>9234580>im>fucking>plyingI would be the sluttiest mareyou don't even know
>>9234570I was about to make the same joke
>>9234580>they resolve to help you overcome your slutshyness
>>9234382Oh what happened? I missed it.
>>9234290What's bothering you, exactly?
>>9234464You could start saving some then.
>>9234061only because I made it myself
>>9234590It is, indeed, a good night for horsefucking.
>>9234610You made an edit of that, too?
CARRRLTHERE IS A PONY IN OUR HOUSE
>>9234590Dream of bulbous pones Scootanon
>>9234615You guys aren't serious when you say you would fuck one of these hoses right?
You know what's sadAfter the show and comic the Gameloft game is the closest to the show. The guys who are making it did their research.Fuck it's better than the miniseries and the book.
>>9234646I'd fuck Applejack's hose.
Twilight Sparkle is autisticRarity is a slutRainbow Dash is a cuntFluttershy is flatulentApplejack is a background/mud ponyPinkie Pie is ?
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>9234641>there will never be plane pony porn
>>9234590>>9234641That's my line, you jerks.Sweet dreams, MLPG.
>>9234636Pet it, maybe it's friendly
>All those shitty maymay brony pictures I saved when I first started watching the showI want to delete them, but at the same time I want to keep them as a reminder of how autistic I was then
>>9234598Oh god that is the hottest idea I have to write this
>>9234662Damn that is one ugly pony.
>>9234655not even close
>>9234646I wouldn't fuck a hoseI'd fuck a horse though, no hesitation.
>>9234656There's fucking tons of it if you're willing to ignore the "pony" partif you're not then there's this and I think one other image that I don't have saved: http://i.imgur.com/DMNmZbA.jpg
>>9234654Annoying and useless
>>9234686It's funny how MLPG shunned the artist of this picture and praised the one who made that fruit bat with panties picture.
>>9234672Epic maymay, bro
>>9234706I don't remember that happening, who's the artist?
3... 2... 1... PONY
>>9234706Because that bat was fucking hot
>>9234717I START THE GAME BY SUMMONING TWO CUTE SISTERS IN DEFENSE POSITION
>>9234730Since when do we shun Jalm?And didn't he make the fruit bat with panties pictures?
so are Renne and Saffron together now?they deserve it
>>9234602It's better if you were read it Anons claiming the show shit due to Twilight becoming more pwoerful http://archive.foolz.us/co/thread/47479921
>>9234742AND I END MY TURN BY PUTTING A PONY'S HEAD, FACE DOWN
>>9234711>The word meme will never be used with the proper meaning on the internet again
>>9234752And now we way for the cute art
>>9234780But it is a meme.
>>9234780>>9234711>maymay is now a meme
>>9234780Well, they are used correctly, in an extremely bastardized way
>>9234805It's ironic how the word meme istself has become an example of a meme in the original sense of the word.
I want my japanese intro now
>>9234805My best guy friend thinks memes are comicsMy sister pronounces it me-mayThe internet uses it to describe anything posted more than once. I wish people would read a book sometime
>>9234758Wait the Hub Upfront happened? And no news about Equestria Girls?Something is wrong here
>>9234826Well its been a meme since Dawkins first coined it. It isn't very ironic since Dawkins wanted it to happen
>>9234835We got Shezow on US cable television.Are you ready for how Fox News handles it?
>>9234829The white guy in front reminds me of Dominos anime pizza box guy.
>>9234833My cousin once said a picture with words on it is a meme
>>9234829i dont get why people are so excited for the japanese porn. all jap pony porn i have seen so far has been awful.
Meet N Fuck
>>9234864>Calling image macros memes
>>9234849>ShezowHopefully the Hub doesn't get ground under by butthurt parents. Then the hiatus will last FOREVER.
>>9234849I'm not murikan but that would still probably be interesting. But that's besides the point.If Equestria Girls was happening they had to put info about it in the Upfront. At least mention it. I mean NYT said it will premiere in fall.Again this doesn't make sense.
How do you say pone in japanese?
>>9234881That was pretty much my reaction.
>>9234878that was the main source of what I fapped to during high school
>>9234878You mean furry conventions?
>>9234878I play those games for the dialogueIts so bad, its amazing
who wants stram
>>9234853he doesn't want to be there
>>9234907RITE PONU GO HOME
>a large majority of bronys love all the memes and shoutouts and are wishing for more in the show and comicand there is nothing you can do to stop it
>>9234936is just a pone, why you heff to be so mad?
>>92347171 2 3 LET'S PONE
>>9234915None of us want to be here
>>9234889IndeedThis is kinda weirdAlso no mention about that 1 hour special/movie or whatever the fuck it is
>>9234944whats so bad about shoutouts and references if it doesn't effect the plot?
>>9234944That's just the opinion of a single miniseries writer. The show staff and the other ones don't agree.
>>9234944god that Rainbow Dash mini comic was painful with all the memes
>>9234953I want to be hereYou guys are my best horse fuckers
>>9234949Because you didn't invite me to your birthday party
>>9234952if our loveis tragedywhy are you my rarity
>>9234915Mr. Hasbro loves to attend promotional events.
>>9234944The worst thing about this image is that it reminds me of that guy I know who is like this
>>9234813so that means you either don't want it or you already have itcough it up
MMC was a terrible episode even without the Twilycorn shit.Discuss.
>>9234959Movies and specials aren't mentioned so it's not a big surprise but Equestria Girls is supposed to be a new show that will air in fall. They have to include information about it.Something is strange. Maybe it won't air on the hub? Be a webseries like the Barbie one?
Why do you guys yell senselessly at each otherTalk about stuff you like and be chill.
>>9234983I think all of us know at least one of that kind of guy
>>9234983eerrmeerrgerd, i haarrrtt perple like thisss tooo
>>9235002BECAUSE IVE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE
>>9235003someone said the word "ermahgerd" at work today and at least 3 people repeated it and started talking like thatone of them was over 50.
>it will never be your turn to fuck the horse
>>9235003>>9234983I work with a reditfag who thinks these kind of things are hilarious
>>9233601>The bell over the door tinkles softly as you swing it open and step out of the sun.>Your immediate first impression is something to the tune of, "Whoa - this place is huge.">Racks of clothes, shelves and cases of jewelry and accessories.>You have no idea where to start.>So you stand there, hesitating, until the sharp clicking of a woman's heels on the floorboards hits your ears, followed by a voice.>"Welcome!">You turn to see a smartly-dressed woman with immaculately-styled hair and makeup coming toward you, a measuring tape across her shoulders and a pair of designer glasses perched on her nose.>A nametag on her blazer reads "Rarity">"Welcome!" she says again, "Welcome to Carousel Boutique! Where everything is chic, unique, and magnifique!">She giggles to herself - clearly she doesn't get tired of saying that line.>She promptly plucks the glasses from her face, folding and tucking them into a pocket.>"Now, how can I help you?" >Fighting desperately to keep your spaghetti in your pockets, you explain your situation and budget.>She grins warmly. "How lovely! I'm sure I've got something your mother will simply adore!">She looks to the counter, at the back of the shop.>"Sweetie Belle! Mind the register while I help this young man, won't you?">Looking back with her, you catch a glimpse of a very pretty girl perched behind the counter - boredom written all across her face.>Nevertheless, she gives Rarity a nod and a cheerful "Okay!"
>>9234992it wasn't. If twilycorn never happened, it would have been good on its own. With the extra time it had to add more to it, it would probably be one of the best of S3
>>9234977Run, where lights won't chase usHide, where love can save us.I will never let you go.
>>9235020i know you are trying to be ironic but you still look like an idiot
>>9234975I didn't have a party because I thought noone would come. If you told we I would have had one
>>9235039You think that's bad, I used to have roommates who'd constantly spurt maymays from 9fagand I was stuck with them for a year
>>9234975I dont have birthday parties
>>9235051cause lovin' you isLAM THE FUCKING DOOR
come on and slam
>>9235084>Islam the fucking door
>>9235033My coworkers discovered "all your base are belong to us" about a year ago and repeat it nightly to try and get me "in" on things.
>>9235084shit that's porteri have failed you
>>9234992As starting topics, here are a few issues I found with the episode only after watching it a second time.The rest of the mane six in this episode weren't even treated as characters in themselves. They are written simply as obstacles and tools for Twilight. Same problem, same pitiful reaction, same solution, not an ounce of individuality. Apparently by changing their true selves, Twilight turned them all into the same whiny, helpless failure that can't think for a second outside of "what their cutie mark is telling them". Does that honestly sound like any of the mane cast? Once AliTwi shows up, they get exactly one scene to be themselves before becoming cardboard cutouts for the rest of the episode.After seeing the episode for the first time, one of my criticisms was that Twilight's actions weren't deserving of praise. That because the solutions to both problems came to her in a badly written flash of inspiration instead of any real thought or effort, she didn't earn squat no matter how much the episode tries to hammer it into us that she did.However, I realized that for the cutie mark swap part, it's even worse than I thought. Twilight is presented with a big problem (her friends are all doing the wrong jobs), and spends an entire song and who knows how much time (literally) moping about it before coming up with the solution (get them to do the right jobs). The problem with this is, it was so freaking obvious that someone like Twilight Sparkle should have come up with it in a second! There's nothing thoughtful or insightful about the solution, it's the simplest idea you could think of.And lastly, I can't be the only one who cringes at the lyrics"A true true friend helps a friend in need"It's not the sappiness that bothers me, it's the utter vacuousness and laziness of that writing. And that refrain is repeated five times, it's more than half the song!
>>9235076>Using internet jokes irl>I was that kid
>>9235076>First year of college I get a dorm mate who went on /b/ just for the macros>Managed to get a single room dorm 2 days laterI feel like I dodged a gigantic bullet there
>>9234983>>9235003>>9235033I met someone who literally said the only thing the internet is good for. "Porn,R3ddit 4chan and Video Games" I literally cringed on the spot. He was not being Ironic at all
>>9234961>Dude Abides will never tell you that you're totally killin' his Zen-Thing, man.
>>9235106Is this copypasta?because it's actually really good and I agree with just about everything you said
>>9235108We all were at one point. I once though "shoop da whoop" was the pinnacle of comedy.
>>9235100you never say the liiiine
>>9235108You ever slipped up and used >implying in an argument?I have
>>9235108Fuck, I remember saying lolcat phrases all the time in 10th grade. I can't even begin to think how much of a faggot I was back then
>>9235108>That one kid who tries to use ">2013, >_____" syntax in real life
>>9235000More like Monster HighThey are imitating it in every aspect
>>9235106>That picNEW, FROM THE AUTISM THAT BROUGHT YOU AXIS POWERS HETALIA >>9235140No, but I do use "Are you implying ...." more often than I should
>>9235140All I remember actually saying in real life is this nigga
>>9235140god damn, I want to say that. I feel like my rhetoric has been rewritten around quote arrows
>>9235043I'm leaving for an hour so you don't have to worry about me.
>>9235084Who's gonna saaaave the wooooorld toniiiight?We're gonna bbo-bo-bo-bo-bo-BONFIRE
>>9235140It became a staple vocabulary word. TV tropes is the worse for destroying your vocabulary, though
>>9235158from left to rightyes no no no no yes
>>9235134>tfw my myspace profile picture used to be a shoopdawoop'd picture of meI can't imagine what I'll think of myself now in 10 years
>>9235138Rogga pls, pls no.
>>9235182You asked for it
>>9235178They all look hideously identical.
>>9235175we come into your feet when you jump at nightwe come into your playing with POWER
>>9234758>read the thread>both sides go to extremes about Twilicorn>no middle groundWow...I mean wow. We may argue like retards a lot but that there is actually stupid.
>>9235167But I am.how 2 speedpaint
i had to leave the mlpg artist skype chat since people liked to over use memes and quote lines from shows nonstop
I really feel like my entire childhood would have been better without the internet or video games
>>9235106I can agree with a lot of this, but not everything.For example, I don't think it was that wrong or OOC of Twilight to be moping for a (long?) time. She was shocked that she caused this problem for her friends and was pretty heartbroken because of it.If she had a clear mind at all times, sure, she'd be able to come up with the solution almost instantly. But Twilight Sparkle isn't always the most rational Pony out there. She's known to lose sight of things when under emotional turmoil.Crying is often a way of liberation for some people. Only after having a good bawl, can people think clearly again. I can only assume the same is true for Twilight Sparkle.Also, to expand on one of your other points... I agree that it didn't feel like Twilight Sparkle did something that really felt like "the final test towards Alicornhood".Yes, helping her friends like that was really nice and it was epic to a degree. However, Celestia specifically mentioned that Twilight became an Alicorn because she finished Starswirl's spell (and subsequently casting it), and that she was able to finish the spell because she understood friendship.Nothing said that she earned her Alicornhood because she fixed her friends and restoring their destinies... No, she turned into an Alicorn because she now apparently understands friendship more than the episode before it. But the thing is, I don't see what new and final thing she learned about friendship in Magical Mystery Cure.
>>9235227I wish I had the luxury to leave.
>>9235203I just love how she just stares at the camera>>9235209You blocked me on Facebook, and now, YOU GOT ME BURNIN UP
>>9235229i can safely say that addicting computer games combined with some other problems ruined my childhood
Did Twilight become an alicorn because she finished the spell or was finishing the spell enough to convince Celestia that she is finally worthy and make her an alicorn?
>>9235043Anyone who wants to join in on these, feel free.
>>9235267shit, you wini'm out of clever EDM drop combinations
>>9235291celestia decided it was time just like when she made cadance an alicorn
>>9235291The latter. Making new spells is apparently a big deal.
>>9235307PUT THAT HOOF DOWN RIGHT NOW
>>9235291Celestia did it because every girl wants to be a princess
>>9235291Celestia did itGameloft knew about this
>>9235307DudeYour brohoof is facing the wrong way Thats the return brohoofWhat the fuck are you doing?
>>9235328Please no, those minicomics are all painful in their own way
>>9235291It's weird, because Celestia clearly knew how the spell could be completed. Hell, Luna did, too. It was their plan from TCE to get Twilight to fuck up her friends' destinies by casting the spell.
>>9235106I just completely discredit it enough on the fact that it claims Dash's special talent to be weather managing when it was clearly and has been all this time flying fast and winning.And fuck, Cutie Mark Chronicles was Larson's own episode. I'm not even going to say it's like they're not trying. They seriously can't be anymore if they're going to disregard such important things about their characters and the world as that.I mean, we gripe on about Merriwether changing the world and characters to fit the plot, but this...I mean, it's one thing to interpret the extent of the malleability of the world differently, or to misunderstand a character's personality, but I mean goddamn jeez seriously bro!Then there's the whole thing with cutie marks => destiny which I'd like to just ramble on about cus I don't think I really have at all yet. It was always shown from all the episodes that look at it like Cutie Mark Chronicles and Call of the Cutie that a pony does what they love and that leads them to gain their cutie mark and nothing about them changes except they gain a new vigour for life, as one would when finding out what they're really good at. Cutie marks represent what that pony "lives" for. And this fits in much more with the whole "you can be who you choose to be" thing that the show had at the beginning! Cutie marks were just a physical representation that that pony had found their place!How would the alternative "timeline" have ever got like that?! (...And then this brings up the spell, which...fuck, it messes with so much; a time travel spell is one thing, but changing the whole of time making six poor ponies end up in different places in life?!?!?! Not to mention...changing those ponies themselves!!!!Where does this power creep end?Not to mention it's one which brings such...discordance, and misery.
streamin'!gonna work on that CMC astronauts request i got a while ago; hopefully i can actually get some work done! + music/poniestuff, as usual
>>9235167But if I'm busy drawing, how will I be able to write fetishy greentexts?
OFFTOPIC/fit/izen bro just took me to the gym for the first time since high school. The squats and deadlifts have my legs like jelly. Does MULPUG lift?
>playing Killing Floor with my stream channel>one of them comes in level 6 Sharpshooter, honestly impressed with her>at the start of wave two she switches to field medic for us, more impressed with her>at wave 7 she decides we don't need a medic anymore and goes commando>she goes full auto on every fleshpound and skrake>I (LAR Sharpshooter 4) end up saving her from every skrake because she can't fight them alone anymore>Wave 10 starts with two fleshpounds here, another over there>she unloads on both, reloads, turns around, and unloads on the third>of course, they all live and decimate my entire team>was last man standing against ~120>level 6 sharpshooter>this much of a fucking noob
>>9235367Please, don't draw, continue Teen Feels
>>9235359Anyway as I was saying, this episode, more than other episodes like Cutie Pox (which was a disease - possibly a form of malfunctioning magic, so it would be perfectly plausible that it could work differently to normal) suggested that cutie marks determine what a pony does with their lives. Which is just...a sad and depressing prospect that you're plastered with a sticker that you have to do for the rest of your life. The strength I felt in the concept of cutie marks (which I guess I could call season 1 cutie mark theory?) was that, since they just represented an aspect of that pony's character that was particularly strong and driving, the writers hadn't written themselves into a corner where the characters had to act in accordance with that in every given opportunity (and incidentally I felt a similar way with the Elements - merely representing prominent and positive character traits of that special pony); they could just have them act naturally, so long as their characters were still strong enough that the reasons they had that as a cutie mark (or what they had as their element) would still be distinctly clear. People have their traits and interests - the elements and cutie marks were just a representation of those things that they had within their characters naturally.But the writers specifically invoke this (making the characters only able to do certain things due to their cutie marks) just to have Twilight fix something that somehow would make her ascend to a higher level of importance.Now who bends the world and characters to fit the plot...?
what is the cutest boop ever?
ONTOPICAnyone buy those random pony grabbags from walmart yet?I somehow got both Soarin' and Spitfire at the same time
>>9235378s-she's just trying to get better
>>9235392I don't even know what that is
>>9235378>tfw main commando>tfw full auto with the SCAR can kill a scrake in less than one magShe was fucking up bigtime if she couldn't solo commando
>>9235260will you never learn to ignore?!
>>9235369I used to, but it makes me feel like shit for two day afterwardsI recover poorly.Now I just do cardio and light weights with high reps
>>9235398All boops are equally cute
>that uncensored applejack mangaHOLYFUCKING SHIT I CAME EVERYWHERE
>>9235359>>9235395Yeah, during the episode I noticed that cutie marks never seem to mean the same thing between any two episodes... This was just WAY out there.
>>9235395what gets me especially is that rainbow dash got her cutie mark for going fast so she weathers?rarity got her cutie mark for gems so she makes dresses?pinkie pie got her cutie mark for parties so she does lame jokes?applejack got her cutie mark for her love of her family so she works a farm alone with no help?
>>9235462what are you on about?
>>9235462You shouldn't do that anon, its unsanitary
>>9235478Fluttershy, geezdo that outside
Day 323/20/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,413 (Running Total: 210,669)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 27,505 (Running Total: 893,578)Why Moot? Why has 4chan forsaken us? The marker remains a difficult task to maneuver...Also that Dash comic sucked.
GUYSDevil Survivor or Chron Trigger?
>>9235359>I just completely discredit it enough on the fact that it claims Dash's special talent to be weather managing when it was clearly and has been all this time flying fast and winning.Anon think about it like this.The spell changed their destinies right? That means that Rarity went fast as a kid, AJ found gems and so on.Now what's Dash destiny right now? I'm not talking about the end goal. What is she doing now? Weather management. Dash's destiny at this specific time is being in charge of the weather in Ponyville. That's why Rarity was managing the weather. Because in the "normal" timeline that's Dash's job
>>9235359>>9235395This nigga basicallyThis episode is a clusterfuck when it comes to how destiny, CMs, talents, and jobs work together.also"I changed who they are" "Now they are not who they REALLY are"wutEverything else is minor detail flaw compared to that.
>>9235471All that matters is that they all have their place in society
>>9235475>>9235481>>9235487>not being able to browse derpibooru
>>9235336>sleeping in sun>woken up by night
>>9235431It was actually 6 players. I think she was level 4 commando. It's cool that commando can do that, but with that many players it's your job to take out the little guys, not enrage the big ones.
>>9235462i prefer the censored versions since the vaginas usually look like shit
>>9235392I'm trying to - it's kinda boring just writing this myself.
>>9235524I'm not pulling that shit up on my phone
>>9235524i dont visit any pony sites outside of mlpg
>>9235536I don't disagree, but sometimes as commando I like to fuck off to an unpopulated part of the map and just hold my ownThe only thing I ever have a problem with is fleshpounds and I can just kite those back to the group
>>9235494>fluttershy will never boop right in front of you
>>9235527Sounds like something out of Karl Pilkinton's diary.
>>9235359>>9235395I think you should consider the phrase "It's what my cutie mark is telling me" to be symbolic.Cutie marks haven't changed from their 'function' at all. They're a symbol on the Pony's flank which represents what they're (supposed to be) good at in life.In the case of Magical Mystery Cure, the Ponies' destinies were switched... and in effect, the symbol representing their destinies switched too.It's not the other way around. It's not that their cutie marks were switched and that the Ponies now figure they should do other stuff.No, the Ponies' destinies were switched and they were brainwashed in that sense, thinking that they should be good at what they do. Obviously, whenever they try, it doesn't end well, and they get depressed. But you never see them quit, simply because they're still brainwashed into thinking they're good at it. They think they simply have a bad day or something like that.Cue Twilight's intervention to show them that they're good at other stuff to open their minds and then plants the Elements of Harmony to restore their memories, making them realizing their true destinies again. And their cutie marks are restored because of this.The cutie marks are simply a symbol for their destiny. Not the cause/reason for their destiny.And this should also explain your problem with Rainbow Dash's talent. Yes, her special talent is racing and I don't think M.A. Larson has forgotten that.However, Rainbow Dash's complete destiny got transferred to Rarity, meaning also her job as the Weather Pony. Rarity got the idea she's a good racer and a good weather Pony, and the former shows in her having Rainbow Dash's cutie mark, and the latter shows in her actions in Magical Mystery Cure.
>>9235458those are lies you socialistsee >>9235478 as an example
I'm starting to worry about you guys...
>>9235555I can't wait for Mando to release the sex tape.
>>9235551>"I am a MLPG purist!"
>>9235506>Now what's Dash destiny right now? I'm not talking about the end goal. What is she doing now? Weather management. Dash's destiny at this specific time is being in charge of the weather in Ponyville. That's why Rarity was managing the weather. Because in the "normal" timeline that's Dash's jobThis actually makes sense. Not to mention Rarity's Cutie Mark has to do with Gems and yet she's a designer
>>9235578>I am an autist!
>>9235547sorry man, I'm just not feeling it
>>9235571Is it just me or does Pinkie look especially delicious in that pictureI wonder what she tastes like
>>9235555Is she that dragon chick or is that someone else?
>>9235503your face sucked
>>9235363>Braeburned streaming.>Nobody goes.It's sad when the only time he gets viewers are when horse dicks are involved.
>>9235601Are you for real?
Just thought I'd repost this at a different time.I did great presenting it in class. Almost veryone else did like abstract or found art stuff. Zero spaghetti even considering the large number of in-jokes in the picture. I made everyone laugh with my hilarious quips and mannerisms and I was the only one who got applause.It's really weird being one of the best artists in a group for ONCE.
>>9235503It didn't suck if you think that the comic was written by Rainbow Dash and she commissioned someone to draw it.This is the prequel of the Wonderbolt Novel she was talking about in Spike at Your Service
>>9235630Should I post the closeups or have you guys all seen it?
pony should wear boxers
would you boop sick pony?
>>9235630Even the retard gets applause.
>>9235611He didn't post a link
>>9235654I want a closeup of Dash.
>>9235630Found art is kinda neat, but you have to already be an artist to be able to make it workI like your thing character designsIs that Invoker?Is he supposed to look a lot like how you draw yourself?
>>9235602At least it isn't stepping on a lego
>>9235601Her Pony is Wild Fire
>>9235654What the hell is that line doing-OH FUCK YOU I'M NOT A LOSER
>>9235630>the burdened outfitglad i made it into the second one.
>>9235604I lost my pony folder and can't find my Sad Twilight picture so you get this instead.
>>9235696Here you go.
>>9235630>classwhat the fuck
>>9235630if that was the best in the class that is really sad
>>9235692>Defending corwin.I thought you were better, Dash.
>>9235670>>>9235665You're a meanie, anon. The whole affair was a big confidence booster. I showed the drawing from July as well and some people were impressed with my improvement.>>9235677It IS invoker. It is NOT supposed to look like how I draw myself. My style is overwhelming, I guess.
>>9235673but youll catch her pone cold through your dick
>>9235676I guess she found your anniversary gift
>>9235630is dat carl sagan?
>>9235696Twilight should never be sadPonies should never be sadBut I love sad ponies. I'm a monster
>>9235713>>9235718>Corwins competition involved pasta on plates and finger paint if the artists stick figure families near a simple house.
>>9235564I still think the whole "conflict" was somehow paradoxically both forced and yet nonexistent.I honestly would have liked to see the Mane 6 ENJOYING their new roles - maybe even have a couple of them better off than they seemed to be before ->Applejack making workboots and toolbelts as a source of income for the farm>Fluttershy making people happy in more of the "quiet reminder that life is a good thing" sort of way than Pinkie's raucous parties>Rarity running the weather in Ponyville like a well-oiled machine>RD keeping people's pets in-shape and motivated to be their very best>Pinkie Pie bringing truckloads of business to Sugarcube Corner with her down-home charm and business sense.Then Twilight could have wrestled for a moment over whether it'd really be right to change things back. It'd have been better, I think, than the way it was handled here.
>>9235718You're telling me, man. I'm starting to think the whole thing was a mistake. The class was the entry art class at my local community college. It was a total wank and I didn't learn a thing. I just don't know.>>9235738Yes, and I don't like his face. I think he looks like a girl.
>>9235666Well, you're not allowed to apparently!
>>9235167Because drawing with MS paint and a mouse sucks.
>>9235752>the burdenedOkay that's good
>>9235752it looks like an exagerated cartoon version of him. I like it.
>>9235748If I keep talking I'll sound like a dick. Let me just say that it was a very very very very weak class, and I have actually heard bad things about this school's art program.But god damn it I don't have a lot of options.
>>9235666>I don't know how to go to livestream and put a '/poniestuff'You have to be a special kind of stupid...
>>9235752I'm glad you're improving Corwin.
>>9235727that Lyra is too cuteI would do so many things with that pone...a few things TO her as well
>>9235767waitis that yourswho are you
>>9235106You know what? You're right. This thread has opened my eyes. This episode is awful.In fact, this whole season has been awful. How could I have not noticed how much Twilight has taken over? Everyone knows only two or three episodes a season matter, and she took them all! Her friends are utterly pointless from here on out!And even more, Season 2 sucks, too! How I could have once considered that my favorite season of the show is beyond me. They ruined Dash's character, made Twilight utterly pointless outside of going insane every five minutes, and introduced parents and siblings from nowhere! And that background pony they kept shoving into scenes was the worst thing ever.But you know what? Season 1 sucks, too! Twilight is there all the time, intruding on episodes she has no part in just so she can deliver the moral. So much of the last half of the season is dominated by Fluttershy that it's almost her show. That arc for the finale was only three episodes long, and the second one was just there to sell dresses for kids to buy. And what did that pilot have to do with anything?So thank you. You have opened my eyes to how much this entire show sucks.
>>9235739you are a monsterpone should always be happy
oh man those crazy japs
>>9235782Yeah, my little improvement is from personal study though. This class was a waste and I'm kind of glad it's over.I DO like some of the people I met, but it was not a very useful or worthwhile class.
>>9235813turn that frown upside downheathen
>>9235739I love cheering up sad poniesespecially Dash or Applejack
>>9235749I kinda disagree. I really can't explain why but I wouldn't have liked it if they were good at their roles and liked it. Spike and Twilight were the only ones that remembered how things were used to be. They were the only ones remembering the original destenies. No one in town was questioning the fact that the shyest pony was now in charge of parties, that the dressmaker of the town who had multiple celebrities endorse her clothes take up the job of weather management from the pegasus that did that.Everyone's memories have been changed. This would be the exact same chase as FFTA with Twilight being Marche.
>>9235850oh sad horse, you so kawaii
>>9235867I a-am?T-thank you
Welcome to MLPGSad ponies we beenjoy your stay and don't mind me
>>9235819You have never drawn anything that I have found appealing.
>>9235849The key difference being that Marche ruined the happiness of others, while Twilight broke their misery.
>>9235850you best enlighten yourself, before you wreck yourself
>>9235900And they enjoying their new lives and roles was the situation the other anon proposed.
>>9235899You've never draw anything I've found appealing.
>>9235902I can't take those faces seriously
>>9235901Pinkie you shouldn't force people to smile
>>9235902They look like pugs or something
>>9235899Least he does more then Nanaki and rch who seem to get their dicks sucked when they grace the general with their presence. Despite not contributing shit.
what if galo sengen was pone?
>>9235899That makes two of us.The more I look at this thing the more I hate it. I was completely fucking smitten when I first finished it, but it's just getting worse and worse in my eyes.
>>9235935>Nanaki and rch>get their dicks suckedAre we posting in the same general?
>Corey Powell shows up to a brony convention>People going about cosplaying as corey dragon.>artists selling soft-core porn of corey dragon.>she keeps getting asked questions about corey dragon.
>>9235943>Now that I look at it, I hate it!Welcome to being an artist!
>>9235893Sad ponies have a certain zest to them
>>9235950She'd probably buy it.
>>9235893ughmfw this thread
>>9235944I think if I was a latecomer to the show I would have waifu'd Wheaties.
>>9235958It's a vicious cycle. The only solution is to KEEP DRAWING. Before I can start to see the shittiness of something, I should jump onto the next draw.
pinkie pie only wants you to smile so she can get offshe is using your smile
>>9235968>picking a waifu
>>9235987at least I'd finally be useful
>>9235987You mean she...is feeding off my smiles?!
>>9235902>you'll never massage human-Lyra's feet
>>9235981Or you could always cry into your panka daki to make the pain go away
>>9235950I just looked at the imgur link posted to her Twitter. Who in their right mind thought it was a good Idea to include the porn?
>>9235987Id let pinkie use meespecially considering that she isnt the average groupie
>>9235943Don't be too harsh on yourself. If you've got the balls to post stuff here and be honest about how you feel about it that's more than enough for me.
>>9235999epic maymay bro
>>9235959finally sat down and watched that movie earlier#wowza
>>9236002You mean you didn't know?
Why is this pony so gassy?
>>9236012apparently she liked it, given she reblogged it
>>9235902>>9236004these are awful
>>9235987I have no regrets that my smile feeds herHer smile feeds me~
>>9235987Could I use her too?
>>9235900That's the thing.In FFTA they were basically in another world. An independent one that had nothing broken. The only difference was 4-5 kids that remember what reality used to be but other than that everything was okay.In the episode them being miserable and sucking at their job was the biggest proof that everything was wrong, that this isn't reality, that this isn't how it's supposed to be. Them being miserable reinforces Twilight's reason to try her best to repair everything. Them sucking at this shows why the new memories don't fit. Why a Equestria where Rarity was fast, why Applejack was making dresses didn't make sense. Why would Rarity suck if she was doing this since for who knows how many years, why did AJ suck at making dresses if she saved the play as a kid and was interested in this since she was a little filly?Making them good at what they do, being happy alongside that everyone's memory was change just makes things more horrible. How did Twilight know that this sin't right? What proof did she have that she wasn't in an alternate timeline? Who the fuck was she to ruin this apparently well working universe just because she and spike were the only ones remembering something else?
>>9236012Asshats, that's who.>lol lets send the writers porn
>>9236030It's her dietAll she eats is grass
>>9236021Eh, it wasn't THAT good. I mean, Brave was the one that won the Academy Award.
>>9236005Don't tempt me, anon. If anyone were to find it... I know I'm close to breaking down, though, I can feel it.>>9236014Thank you, anon. I try not to be negative, but sometimes I am anyway. I do my best not to fall into depression.
>>9236021I just didn't want to be alone in the garbage anymore...
>>9236056You have an actual daki?What's the image on it?
>>9236030You're not funny.Legit fetishfags don't even like you.Stop.
>>9236024>tfw you will never protect Pinkie, transformed into a changeling, from the angry townsponies who want her destroyed.;_;
>>9236033Doesn't excuse a lack of common sense
>>9236035Can I borrow your superpower
>>9236081YOU CAN SAVE HER RAYNOR
>>9236085It doesn't excuse it but it does explain it
>>9236051so? Ralph was still better than Brave in my books. Fuck what some old people think is better
>>9236070>funny>not knowing it's a real fetish
>>9236032Oh shitshe's seen mine
>>9236056Happens to the best of us. Just remember, sometimes just enough is too much.
>>9235949Please, they both don't do shit here and still manage to have whiteknights who will run to defend their precious tumblr stars.
>>9236100Ralph was WAY fucking better than brave. Brave was a borefest.
>>9236051>academy awards>any kind of music or movie awards>an actual indication of a movie's qualityAhahahahahaahahha
>>9236069I don't have one, but I recently went over this image in the 2000 by 5000 pixels necessary to get a pristine image printed on a body pillow from Artcow.Oneday I'll have the balls to order it. Probably one day soon.
>>9236117You're a nigger. Foodfight was the best movie.
>>9236095Pretty much.MLPG: Common sense is a sense we simply do not have.No matter how much it may tingle.
>>9235987>you will never smile-edge pinkie>you will never slightly pick up the corners of your mouth to tease her, then lower them again>you will never suddenly break out into a huge grin and blow her mind
>>9236137We have common sense. It's just sometimes we just ignore it because FUN
>>9236092it's not my power anon. it's hers. I mean just look at that pink pony and try not to smile. I can't
>>9236137Good thing you don't speak for all of us, jackass.
>>9236135SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, ANON.
>>9236127Oh shit, now I want one.Let's make a pact, if one of us gets it the other has to get it too
>>9236114good concept ruined by sub par executionunless he has his dick growing out of the side of his thigh it just isnt happening
>>9236162m-me too! I want one if you guys get one.
Come on you fucks.Go to livestream and place /poniestuff after the link.Come watch some horses get made.
>>9236160movie of the year all years
>>9236162Fuck.It's a deal, anon. I will keep this promise as long as you do.
>>9236034I'm sorry you have inferior taste
>>9236159Fuck off tumblrfag whiteknight.
>>9236177I masturbated to this picture many timesSmitty needs to draw more Gilda
>>9236004>She wants to do you next>warms up by running her thumbs over the balls of your feet>slowly starts to apply a bit more pressure and explore the rest of your sole>she looks you in the eyes as she bends down and places a small kiss on the tip of your big toe
>>9236100My money's on the big guy
>>9236201Mr clipboard plsdont look at me like that
>>9236204Eh, I don't know if I'd like that.
>tfw your dinner with your parents where you introduce them to applejack goes off well>tfw you ask applejack when you get to meet her folks
>>9236219Who the fuck would even trust someone with the name "mr. clipboard"?
>>9236270poorly rendered CGI characters do
>>9236267That would be just you being a goddam retard and asshole
>>9236267>showing your parents your body pillowCmon, son.
>>9236221Wow, talk about no fucking fun allowed
>>9236267>tfw you ask, applejack looks at the ground, and that song from MGS4 starts playing
>>9236142>Pinkie dirty talks as you smile>"Now show mama me those fucking white teeth. Yeah, you like turning that frown upside-down, don't you? Your grin is so fucking hard for me~"
>>9236285BUT WHAT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
>>9236204oh mythis is a strange new bonerthough I prefer doing it to her to the other way around
>>9236293Thing is that people blame the janitor.While he is a dick for marking that a mod decides if it's ban worthy or not.
>>9236267>they pet her on the head>Applejack gets all huffy>they forgot AJ isnt a pet
>>9236297God dammit. Nonsexual sexuals is a strange fetish. Because it gives me sexual feelings. But acting on them sexually would betray the point of nonsexual sexuals.It would be foreplay. Smile edging is foreplay followed by the real deal.
>You will never have your very own plank-pony to hold and cherish
>>9236326THERE'S A SHOW?
>>9236177>full-size won't loadwhyyyyy
>No Equestria Girls in Hub's 2013 lineup>New York Times said that Equestria Girls is coming this fallThis only supports the idea that the 66 min DVD is for Equestria Girls
>>9236180>No, I don't want to watch a contributor contribute to the general.You know who else didn't want to see ponies get drawn?Probably some real bad dude.
>>9236285She never told you.
>>9236219I was disappointed to find out there's a semi-legit reason they made him move like that.
>>9236297>Your grin is so fucking hard for me~What? that made me smile for reason you did not intendhow can a grin get hard anon? HOW?
>>9236351>mfw my ears are bigger than my head
>>9236331>tfw mistakes into miracles
>>9236370You can grin hardIt's a thing
>>9236345They announce a movie at NYTF. So I'm going to assume Equestria Girls is a MLP movie that's going to act as sort of a pitch of EG, before it becomes a full thing.
>>9236297>but t-they're not white...
>>9236363What was it?
>>9236390He's a giant robot being driven by one of the little food people.
>>9236387THEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH YO
Anonymous, you're Hiter.
>>9236412>You'll never be in control of the Reich
>>9236412Are you seriously trying to rustle my jimmies or are you just stalin
>>9236404ah shitI totally forgot about that....Now that actually makes fucking sense...Now how the fuck did he crush that bag of chips so well??
>>9236379ok, but that syntax was awful. It should be>You're grinning for me so fucking hard right now
>>9236406Not so loud Colgate, It's late...
>>9236297oh god I don't think I could restrain myself
>>9236363Yeah, same here. It would have been so much better if he just moved all fucked up and stupid for no reason.
>>9236406I brush my teeth twice a day and floss, don't smoke, don't drink soda, tea, or coffee, and my teeth are still light yellow. The hell do you want me to do, Colgate?
>>9236387>SUDDENLY YOUR WALL NEXT TO YOUR BED IS DESTROYED.>COLGATE IS STANDING IN THE DUST, HER BRUSH IN HAND, A SAVAGE GRIN OF PERFECTION ON HER FACE."I HEAR A BROTHER DARES ENTER MY SCRUBBLE ARENA WITHOUT A PERFECT SET OF PEARLY WHITES! WELL LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT THIS PONY WILL NOT LET A SINGLE TOOTH ESCAPE HER BRUSHAMANIA WITH A SINGLE SCRAP OF STAIN ON IT, YEAH!"
>>9236441BRUSH YO TEEF BRUSH YO TEEF BRUSH YO GOD DAMN TEEF
>>9236429like that one old fighting game where the characters do cartwheels around their heads and float in a sitting position, yeah
>>9236436I wish I had a dragon
>>9236406BRUSH YOUR TEETHBEFORE YOU GO TO BEDOR YOU WILL WAKE UPWITH ROTTEN TEETH IN HEADBRUSH YOUR TEETHBEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOLOR OTHER KIDS SAY...YOU SMELL LIKE SCHOOL!BRUSH YOUR TEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
>>9236446>Trapped and made into Colgate's dental slave bitch.A feel I've never felt before.
>>9236456How would you train it?
>>9236453That wasn't a real fighting game, it was something made in a couple hours on 3d fighter maker.
how would Twilight handle her infatuation with you?
>>9236424That fucking faggot face
>>9236452THEY'RE NOT EVEN WHITE AFTER THE GODDAMNED DENTIST TAKES A POWERSCRUBBER TO THEMARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY MY TEETH AND REPLACE THEM WITH DENTURESIS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
>>9236476I think I'd be able to easily tell, and would therefore make a move at some point.
>>9236476Teasing her about it.
>>9235043>She's dressed much more casually than Rarity, while remaining stylish and tasteful.>You can only stare for a moment before Rarity whisks you off to a rack of blouses, asking a few questions here and there about your mother's tastes in color and materials, while rifling through various styles, one after the other, seeming to give them only a cursory glance before putting them back and pulling you over to the next one.>You never paid very close attention to that stuff, but you muddle through as best you can.>Although every time Rarity turns her back, you find yourself looking back toward the register.>Sweetie Belle glances up from scribbling something in a notebook, and notices you looking at her, giving you a little smile and a wave, before once again, you find yourself pulled away, toward a display case, as Rarity continues to bombard you with exploratory questions.>At long last, you approach the counter, your gift in hand - a pair of earrings - for her to ring up.>"Sorry about Rarity - she can get a little intense when it comes to fashion.">"Y-yeah...">What a cute voice...>She glances into the box, cooing appreciatively at your selection.>"These are really pretty! I bet your mom'll like them!">You keep looking at the way her nose scrunches up a little bit whenever she smiles.>you nod awkwardly at nothing in particular as she rings you up.>"Do you want this gift-wrapped?"
>>9236387>"Shh, that's okay. I don't mind. I-I just gotta see what they look like. It's driving m crazy~">"Don't make me beg for it; flash me! Flash me your big, human smile!"
>>9236476She'd dig up as much as she can on human courtship rituals and somehow manage to adorably fuck up all of them she could find.If she can't find any, she'll try round about ways of asking you what they are and then later try out whatever funny bullshit you feed her.
>>9236496Twilight would tease Twilight about her infatuation with you?
>>9236487Yes, anon. Then you can take them out and give gummy blowjobs.
>>9236510some people would unf to that here
>>9236476>every time you get near Twilight you encounter a heavy, musky smell>and you hear a light squelching coming from somewhereI think I'd figure it out eventually
>>9236492>>9236496I said how would SHE handle itdummies
>>9236476She'd find a bunch of books on romance or something.
http://press.discovery.com/us/hub/press-releases/2013/hub-network-unveils-2013-14-program-slate-238-2382/vvvhttp://press.discovery.com/us/hub/press-releases/2013/hub-network-unveils-2013-14-program-slate-238-2382/vvvhttp://press.discovery.com/us/hub/press-releases/2013/hub-network-unveils-2013-14-program-slate-238-2382/vNO EQUESTRIA GIRLS!I TOLD YOU FAGSIT NEVER WAS SAID IT WILL EB A MOVIE, THEY SAID "MLP MOVIE", EQG will be toyline.
>>9236504I'd refuse to smile until she let me at least get a squeeze of her butt.
>>9236504>I'm not just gonna flash my special thing until you work for it in cuteness dollars
>>9236526Nigga please it's two in the morning. Reading is optional.
>>9236476>implying AJ isnt mad shes movin in to her turf
>>9236531>Page Not Found
>>9236531>SheZow will be appearing on The Hub.HOLY SHIT.
>>9236497>"Wrap my dick in a box."
>>9236504>slowly pull up a corner of your top lip, teasing a canine
>>9236527>Octavia passes long hours on the road with the Canterlot Philharmonic, playing Pokemon on a DS.
>>9236527>Pokemon X and Y will kill competetive pokemoning bcz no checking EFVRs or COOCOOVEs
>>9236550get rid of the v's at the end
>>9236538>>9236532>Implying you could possibly withold a smile from Pinkie.Man, i can't even keep from smiling when I see her in an episode. If she was right here and actively trying to get me to smile, I'd be a goner.
>>9236505>You finally figure out what Twilight's been trying to do.>Sit her down and explain how each of those courtship rituals actually work.>She gets all embarrassed and flustered and starts to cry, apologizing about how she got everything so wrong.>You scoop her up in your arms and squeeze her in a tight hug before leaning down and kissing her on the nose.>She instantly stops talking and looks straight into your eyes, tears still lingering at the corners of her eyes and a blush rushing into her cheeks.>"Don't worry about it, I love you too.">"Oh Anon, I this will never happen to you"
>>9236531So... Dan Vs. is cancelled and replaced by SheZow?
>>9236558>>9236560>Hasbro checked their privileges.>Toys come out soon.>With 'accessories.'
>>9236531But this doesn't even mention an MLP movie. Searching "MLP" yields no result. I see no mention of the movie at all.
>>9236531>this winter>mfw it still snows around here
>>9236586I don't think she'd cry, anon.
>>9236586>"Oh Anon, I this will never happen to you
>>9236589>Dan becomes Shezow
>>9236589>at the end of s01 of Sz it will be revealed Dan is mine character indisguise
>shezow>2 live action series>no pony until 2014what the fuck is the hub doing
>>9236593You use an action replay, use a preset move set, and pretend not to be cheating.Its the closest to real sports gaming has ever come
>>9236505>she still never seems to understand when you're just screwing around>no matter how many times you've done it
>>9236602You shut your goddamn mouth
>>9236596search "my little pony"
>>9236565>her legs start shaking
>>9236308If something I write can cause even one strange boner, I know I've done my job
>>9236611The Hub is dying. It tried its best, but it is succumbing to the cancer that is live action.
>>9236621>the earth starts quaking
>>9236599Not outright bawling. But she's been seen to tear up over similar circumstances and she just completely embarrassed herself in front of her crush who maybe/probably doesn't reciprocate her feelings.
>>9236545and how would Applejack handle her crush on you?
>>9236504>Pinkie will never hold you down, toothbrush in her mouth, and force it in, brushing your teeth to a bright white and also your tongue, leaving you with minty fresh breath
>>9236618>My Little Pony Friendship is Magic" (Season four premiering this winter produced by Hasbro Studios)That's all it says
>>9236577>implying I wasn't just begging for cute pank
>>9236644Fffffuck, what is the point of even breathing?
>>9236531>1 year hiatus
>>9236621>you can't help but grin at the sight, but you manage to keep it to a smarmy, half-open grin
>>9236644>Pinkie will never force mouthwash down your throat and then stick a straw in so she can blow bubbles to make you gargle
>>9236647>This will never happen to me.
>>9236589>Dan vs was found too controversial.>Replaced by a show where a boy gains super powers by becoming a trans.>"Yamino was our best bet for making this happen." said a Hasbro exec.
>>9236696I was saying it from her perspective.Because how can anybody love a nerdy, dusty librarian like her?Also, NEW HORSE>>9236714>>9236714>>9236714
Winter is coming.