Pale horse thread.
Horse sex.
TIME FOR MINTY PONE
Which zebra enjoys anal sex the most?
OH MY WONDER WHAT COMPELLING AND STIMULATING CONVERSATIONS WE WILL HAVE WITHIN THIS THREAD
You have 10 seconds to name a pony that has not been sexualized in some way or form.
>>922756to you sir, i saydinosaur sex
>drinking light beersYou fags probably drink wine coolers too.
DORKS
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>>922766Icepack
What's wrong with getting drunk on shitty beer for the sake of getting drunkANDenjoying nice beer on different occasions?
>>922773Featherweight or whatever his name is
Poni must poni poni
Which pony would you let sit on your face?Would you let her fart?
>>922776I know right? Its likeim talking with little girls.
>>922765>Beardy human made that hat for her.>The ears are real.>So is the hair.
>>922773
>>922773nathan pony
>>922782Nothing, but apparently some faggots are too mature to ever have fun or something.
>>922785nathan plz go
>>922782Nothing, anon. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. As long as you know the difference
>feel a breeze against the nape of your neck and turn around to see coke pone, her yawning pucker pointed right at you as it silently vents her cola-scented carbon dioxide farts>she wants to fuck
>>922769>>922773>>922774VGTT
>>922782I like beer too but it isn't a very efficient way to get drunk.
>>922797BWAHAHAHA!HAHAHA!
>>922797Wrong you faggot.
>>922782You can get both drunk and enjoy beer. Have you ever heard the saying "that'd make a good 3rd beer"?
>>922809Haha I don't I'm a raging alcoholic and ponyfucker
>>922797>Implying>Implying so hard>Why can't I hold all these implications
>>922785It's spelled "pony"As in, "My Little Pony"Not pone, not poni.Pony.
>>922683You'll be back.
>marshmallow pony threadFTFY OP
>>922797I'd molest that.
>>922829
>>922782What are you, 14? Still binge drinking, son?Just kidding, there's nothing wrong with that and that's how every who isn't a pretentious horse fucker is.
tell me your occupation
>>922838>humans eww gay.
>>922790No, I would not.
>>922776>Drinking coolersWOO WOO NEXT STOP: CASUAL TOWN
>>922826
>>922829There was a time we cannot even type out pony without being banned or consider spam.Alternation were made.
Who has the better, more fuckable ass? Applejack or Mayor Mare?
>>922832Let me see your IDI can not do that officer.Why not?BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIES
>>922819Yeah, if you're just drinking to get drunk, why subject yourself to guzzling pisswater? Just make a mixed drink/chase shots of vodka.
>>922782if you want to get drunk fast and cheap, just get some cheap whiskey
>>922813Well, alright!>>922829Actually, the proper spelling is "pone".
>>922863Man, don't even ask that question. It's obviously Applejack.Has TAW written anal Applejack fic?
>>922863Wow...Good question.Mrs. Cake.
>>922851Equine veterinarian
Anyone else go out and buy this shit? because... you knowit tasted awful but i drank it all
Poni>pone>pony
I dont drink or smoke or any of that. But I respect anyones wish to do so. So long as your actions do not affect me in any way.In fact watching you fuckers and your antics is fun.
>>922851mechanic
>That feel when you can't drink because of your Crohn's
just a heads up someone will be streaming all of the avengers characters movies starting 11am est this saturday.yes9 fucking hours of moviehttps://twitter.com/#!/ForbushIrvingyou all should come. taking an hour break for pony of course
>>922851Systems analyst/drug dealer
>>922888Pizzaface, but I'd still fuck it.
>>922851I'm currently occupying a house.W-Was that the question?
>>922888Dat spitfire. Face is a little iffy though.
>>922894I am pretty much in the same boat as this faggot as well.
>>922851Glorified Janitor.
>>922899Aww man, a really good friend of mine has that.
>>922851NEETJust like Glitter Glue
>>922851Unemployed, but going to school for network stuff.Fuck risk management and the badly written book they gave me.
>>922851>
>>922851Chair warmer/internet researcherI should really get a job one of these days. Can't start smoking pot again until I do.
>>922773 My OC
>>922911is that you luke?
>>922926She sucked how many dicks?
>>922851Cell phone tech support
>>922882You lie.Yes I'm jealous
>>922920NEET implies you stay home all day.GG is a hobo.
>>922851Sears merchandiser. Means I stock shelves.I'm quitting in a week though so I can do the exact same thing at Fry's
>>922943Streets can be your home
>>922894YOU are that annoying melvinfuck that sits on the edge of the party and hours before everyone arrives you go on and on about how funny it is to watch the drunks. And everyone's like "yeah, Steven, I barely remember our drunken walk to the part, but I'm sure you had a good time too". And deep inside, you feel left out, you're too scared to join in, live life without inhibitions, let the intoxication and the party take you wherever.Fuck you Steven, you bring everyone down.
>>922877Metals wrote one, but I dont know about TAW.
>>922948>GG lives on the streets>gains street knowledge>comes back weeks later>ST8 OUTTA COMPTON
>>922851I work in a warehouseI'll be in the army in 2 months>I'm going to be away from MLPG for 15 weeks during basic and AIT.
>>92293736.999 repeating.
>>922851Factory worker here.
>>922957http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKMggf-Pupw
>>922959If you enlisted I'm going to kick your fucking ass.There is no fucking reason to enlist if you can count to fucking ten.Goddamn welfare queen.
>>9228513rd shift stocker at a grocery store, pizza delivery driver.>no time for pony between two jobs and sleeping
>>922951The least favorite guy in my last circle of friends was Steven.It's always a Steven.
>>922959Would you fistfuck a Lyra?
>>922936
>>922941It's honestly only a half lie. I would really like to be a vet some day.
>>922951I apologize for your friend steven. If I were in his shoes I would have refused going (unless asked to be a designated driver in which case I'd avoid the party til the end)
right soanyone have an application or little flash toy which allows you to play a virtual guitar, specifically, once which can mimic a banjo?need it for pony crossing
>>922937Just take a look at the last two digits of your post number.
>>922936Obligatory.
>>922885Drinking it right now. It's good shit.
>>922951>partI MEANT PARK.WHOOPS
>>922980You're never going to finish anything you do
>quick reply persisting after posting>the option is turned offgod damnit why! it wasnt doing this a few minutes ago
>>922851Child Care Assistant.
>>922987wait, manefag?
>>922982it was totally intentional
>>922975Only if she wanted me to.Of course she'd want me to.
>>922997>Nathan near children
>>922851Horse cock connoisseur.
>>922987Congrats on being smart enough to scrub the EXIF.
>>923004Smaller!
HAHA, TIME FOR RAGTIMEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmruHc4S9Q
>>923004SMALLER
What's the name of that OC who's a total slut?
>>922951You got some personal issues to work out Bro?
>>923014Cadence
>>923014Slutty mare?
>>922987bahaha mine was in the freezer for a long time too
>>922991i tied it into a software dev class, so now working on it is grade dependent, which will give me an excuse to prioritize it over other thingswell, not all of it, but the entire weather system and pathfinding, and some dialogue if i have enough time
>>922885>it tasted awful but I drank it allDo I even need to twss?
>>922998Who else?>>923009Danke.
>>923009>Trying to get EXIF data from some anon reposting a picture from nine days ago
>>923012>Not choosing Maple Leaf Rag
>>923026I drank it out of RESPECT for the applesthey can only make so much cider every yeardo you even watch the show?
>>923025You're never going to finish anything you do.
>>923012The book was fucking awesome. Who else reads it?
>>923014Honey Dip?
>>923020
>>923030do you ever plan to finish that story about, you know, mane?
>>923041I read itHoudini was coolJC Penny was a dumb shit who killed himself over mummies
>>923038Fuck you, it's >ragtime.
>>923023>not pouring a shot then putting it right back in the freezerew it's like you don't know how to drink liquor
>>923046Figures they'd have shitty taste.
>>923007They love me.
>>922972I enlisted, but I'll be applying for the WOFT program, since I'm a licensed private pilot.>Welfare>MilitaryNigger, what?
>>922974Every group has that guy, you don't really know him that well, he has a few vague annoying interests and likes some crappy bands. Every party you go to with him, he refuses to drink, doesn't even play any beer pong, he sits out those group game matches, doesn't talk to any girls, he sulks in the corner checking his phone, when everyone's dancing he awkwardly shuffles in his little corner.He's sad in that way that he acts like he doesn't know that he's sad, but he knows it, you know it, everyone knew it the moment he showed up on the invite listen. The party has this sad little awkward man spaghetting his way through it. Leaving a trail of pungent tomato sauce everywhere he goes.
>>923046Yellow pone is cute but far from the bestor entertaining
>listening to thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOUnZVEU8Po>that feel when it hits 0:38Fuck I love music like that.
>>923046>Implying that's the best
>>922975ew no I don`t want to fuck a horse
>>922851I work at a department store, which entails hiding behind the clothing racks so my manager can't see me and trying to look busy
>>922972I've considered joining the military just for the fact that it's essentially a welfare job.
>>923065To be fair, all the ponies are better than Fluttershy.
>>922987Its good but really sweet. Its not for everyone
>>923048Don't be ridiculous.
>>923031What's the big deal with EXIF fear, any way?What are you all such pussies you're worried you can't subdue an intruder in your very own [strike]castle[/strike] mother's basement?
>>922851I work at mlpg in the shit post department
>>923052Houdini was one of the best character in that book. And yes, Penny was a stupid retard. I love how all the characters in that book are somehow connected.
>>923071I wanna join the military to get the fuck out of my houseis that a good reason
>>923059>paycheck comes from tax dollars>not being on welfareit's like you don't want to admit you're a drain on the country.
>>923083You're fired
>>923059You get free everything and pay for doing nothing productive. It's welfare with required PT.
>>923009>Putting any data on the camera>Not copying the photo, resizing, pasting into another document, saving as an entirely different format before posting
>>923080It's just fun freaking people out.
>>923064>What else do you expect from the god amongst videogame composers: Yasunori MitsudaI don't feel.
>>923079but i liked that storyit was like, one of the original fanfictions around here, and it was pretty good
>>923090Which pony is that even supposed to be?
>>923059UNFI'm going for a class 1 certificate myself. Any tips to a new pilot who doesn't have a fucking clue on what he's doing?Pones for payment.
>>923086enjoy getting shot in the chest, slowly dying of a sucking chest wound, and bleeding out in the hot sand
>>923103It's King Cheetah, so, fuck it any of them who cares.
>>923097I just ignore comments. It physically hurts to read them.
>>923103his OC
>>923106>implying all military is grunts
>>923061Inb4 somebody posts that image of "I want to go home" guy
>>923106Sounds fun
>>922974why is this so trueI'm a Steven and even I don't like Stevens
>>923108Its okay I guess. It sounds, well amateurish, however.
>>922980I PLAY the banjo... dunno how much help I can be though.
>>923114Fuck you Steven
>>923103>king cheetahow would you even tell
Would you kiss the cook?
>>923061That'd be me if I ever actually went to parties. Which is the exact reason I don't go.Anyway, this isn't pony and it really needs to be.
>>923106At least he died fighting like a badass motherfucker.Unless he just curled up in the fetal position and cried until the enemy walked up and executed him.
>>923106Are we really dissing on the armed forces now?Have we really sunk that low?I may not respect the shit heads who get us into wars but I sure as hell respect the men and women who serve in them.
Which pony secretly has a salt lick problem?
>>923061I'm that guy who doesn't even have a group.what do i doi want friends
Still working.
>>923061Man, Who doesn't play beer pong. I'm awkward as fuck at parties but damn it if drinking games aren't the easiest ice breaker ever invented.
>>923126>talk about me instead guys!
>>923106>Signing up for the US Military>2012
>>923099sorry
>>923119you can't do anything to me that I haven't already done to myself
>>923135Please don't make me turn on recursive filtering.
>>923118more than you might suspect.listen, can you play the tones of the first 14 notes of the theme song, like at a somewhat slower tempo.if you have the banjo with you, put that shit on vocaroo
>>923121I can tell when it's Derpy because of the eyes.
>>923087THIS JUST IN:ALL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES ARE WELFARE QUEENS
>>923134I smoked my first cigarrete at a party because I started losing at beer pong and I was just drunk enough to start getting mad at drinking games
>>923126Go cry to Fox about it, nobody else gives a shit.
>>923132Looks good.
>>923105>Class 1 certificateUh, are you talking about a medical? I'm an Amerifat, and have no idea what else you could mean.My best advice is take a loan out, and take lessons as quickly and often as you can. Don't spread your lessons out to once a week or less if you can help it. That shit drains your proficiency, and you're going to waste a lot of time and money. Speaking from experience here.
>>923126Stinky...Shut up.
>>922857>that feel when I add this .gif to my ever growing collection of pony reaction pics>that feel when I never post any of them cause I always use one featuring my favourite pony
>>923142>implying
>>923145Which theme song? MLP or animal crossing?
>>923144Why don't you have it turned on? I hide a single ugly obese mime /stupid comment from an idiot and he's hidden, with all the people who respond. It's just that easy
>>923087>drain on the country>implying i care about the countryi dont think so pal. the entire country can burn and nothing of value to me will have been lost.
>>923141come on man, it was at least competently constructed. don't be like dinofag and just give it up
Threadly dosehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQxXpFIID0
>>923150EXACTLY.
>>923171You ocassionally get those posts where they respond to multiple people, but because they reply to one filtered dude he gets filtered as well.
>>923150Other government employees provide services.The military doesn't do shit for us. Thanks for killing those brown people and maintaining pointless overseas bases, boys, that's a real great return on my tax dollars.
>>923176I seriously have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
>>923166ponyi will attempt a small mashup just for the hell of it
>>923149Oh fuck that's actually cute
>>923171>filtering things that you don't like instead of facing them in their ugly naked truth ISHYGDDT
>>923128On a very special episode of My Little Pony...>Rarity, you have to stop with the salt licks! You are spending all of your money on them!Don't you tell me how to spend my money! Pinkie Pie spends her bits on cupcakes, Applejack spends hers on that disgusting apple slop, why shouldn't I spend it on salt licks?>But you're making a bad impression on Sweetie Belle! Applebloom told me that Cherilee found salt glazed around Sweetie Belle's mouth, and instead of books she had rocks in her saddlebags.She always brought rocks to class! Don't you talk about my family! This conversation is over!
>filtering any post at allCasuals.
>>923178Counter Dosehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m14S_2GO_a4
>>923159I was going to go to college for something computer related which I wasn't too thrilled about.When my grandparents died my dad suddenly flew at me telling me we have the money to send me to college for aviation, so I took the chance.I'll be able to be a full time student. Any other tips?
>>923129>Have a job>Be in school>Join an adult education class>Volunteer>Join a club>Talk to people there>Find people with similar interestsIT'S REALLY THAT EASY!
>>923179
>>923173You'll make a fine soldier.
>>923178oh my godsomeone get this bitch some english lessons and get her over here.
>>923154ugh, saved. i really wish i had better standards than this.
>>923194>implying there isn't a maximum amount of shit you can take in a single dayEveryone who posts in /b/reads literally have nothing to say. Zero.
>>923129Damn, Rose makes the cutest shit. I need to work on my cute factor.
>>923210She is dead anon, her betaness kill her.
>>923061I tried to counter this by drinking and taking pills until I was semi-comatose and no one wanted to talk to me, I don't think that was much better
>>923202Give him some anti malaria drugs and a gun.This patriot is going to the middle east!
>>923194some obese ugly pictures are an exception.its the only thing i manually filter because now I can
>>923200>Talk to peopleI've discovered a flaw in your logic.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on her was Death, and Hell followed with him.
It's ok, AJ will always be proud of you
>>923200>>923224this basically
>>923210>You will never make anything as cute as Rose.
>>923229>AJ scrunchy.jpgWHERE'S THE SCRUNCH ANON
>>923196>Not filteringFucking leejun fags get out of my MLPG
>>923233That depends on how strong she is at resisting my advances
Would you?
>>923189so did you give up on that big fan fic thing you were doing yet
>>923233because they never attempt to communicate with other peoplethere's thousands of them hiding away that you'll never know exist
>>923234it's under her eyesnot all scrunch is mouth
>>923233I dunno how cute Rose is, so that's hard to say.
>>923224Join a counselling group then. You're not autistic are you? You can fucking talk to people.
>>923234It's in your heart.
>>923235Nah I just have thick skin.
>>923241Ew gross no I'm not going to fuck an anthro.
>>923241Why wouldn't you?
>>923233I tried.I really did. I'm sorry MLPG, I am a failure.
>>923241Duh.
>>923245
>>923229Really?
>>923241>hoof feet hoof hands broken necki would not
>>923241Yes, I love hot sauce!
>>923055Betcha can't play this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4&feature=related
>>923251sure you do
>>923248But I hate people and already have enough friends and acquaintances.
>>923257Anyone have the karaoke link that goes with this?
>>923178Why does everyone like that so much?
>>923210Kill an artist and gain their cuteness powersBecome the Highlander
>>923263Me too!That Applebloom fic can't come soon enough!
>>923257That's great.
>>923243nah, i switched tracks on that into a kind of...video...story..thing.if you've ever played lost odyssey, it'll be like the thousand years of dreams short story sequences
>>923229>pone will never compliment you on your accomplishments>you will never brush the compliments off, playing down your role>pone will never disagree and tell you that you're a good person and that you should feel proud of what you've done, with a smile on her face and an honest look in her eye>pone will never ask why you're crying
>>923272Her voice is pure sex
>>923272Because a majority of adult males are heterosexual.
>>923257>Beardy humans singing the song to their favorite show.>You have no idea how they got into your laptop.
>>923217That, and MLPG is consistently terrible.
>>923248How would I even tell if I'm autistic.I just can't initiate a conversation but I can carry one long enough to know they hate me.
>>923241Pinkie is Pinkie.
>>923286Jesus fucking christ man
>>923267I am also extremely lazy. But really do posts on 4chan bother you that much?
>>923265Holy fuck nuggets.
>>923286If you're in this thread, there's a good chance you're autistic
>>923278>that feel when people tell you as much>there is no feel, you are a monster
So I got to watch what I could of LK's class
>>923278Please don't remind me.
>>923189>>923189>>923189>>923189http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sbz8ZPeH4tSorry about the quality - I'm a bit rusty and my webcam mic is kinda shit quality.
>Not raping your little pony
>>923290>>923293
>>923278>implying I'd cryI'd probably just go stone faced and walk off.
>>923298>>923295But you're not a monster. Because I love you.
>>923299oh shit that's perfect
>would you a rarity not laying on the grass?
>>923275Same here.
>>923245>>923257This just made my night.
>>923303Well I'm like that guy except instead of being unable to I largely don't want to. Most people are boring.
>>923275>The pedo fic writer hot sauce.>Not delicious chili water.
>>923303>smiling while your patient is crying and distressedwhat the fuck Twilight
>You're fucking Applejack's hot muscular pony butthole >Just as you're about to come Applejack disengages and bucks your dick with all her strength >you ejaculate blood
>>923310Great! Hope it helps!
>>923311Unf,
>>923279But I don't feel.
>>923314Ah, so you are autistic.
>>923314>Talk to someone>Holy shit they're so boring>Facebook 24/7>FOUND ON THE INTERNET SO FUNNYABORT ABORT ABORT
>>923311That ass... UNF
>>923296Why would you even post that?
>>923305People like you are the reason I haven't killed myself yet. I fucking hate you all
>>922773Green and purple pegasus>>922851cook
>>923306Jesus fuck, that's terrifying. It's like watching a King Cheetah picture coming to life or something.
>>923275He should stop doing pedoshit and do more Celestia.
>>923321http://efukt.com/20895_The_Dangers_Of_CBT.html
>>923311THE VAG HAS BEEN DOUBLED(?)
>>923332The fact you think people actually talk like this tells me you don't really talk to people.
>>923327Thats sad
>>923178As a swede I find that voice unattractive as fuckShe sounds like a dumb bitch
>>923330Well if being interesting is being autistic I don't want to be boring.
>>923342>CookMan I want to learn to cook... why do I have to be so lazy.Plus I want my own pans n shit. god damn.
>>923342
>>923306leth gon ban yo ass. you should know by now how much he hates boobs.
>>923351Show me how to >feel
>>923357>implying
>>923343>implying you wouldn't plow those titties until you couldn't come any more
>>923350Cat is out of the bag
>>923350I don't even know what he is trying to say there.
>>923337>me>not posting anything I drawoff the boat
>>923365>there will never be more of that chubby pinkie>all I have for that is fuckin RossFEELS FUCKING BAD MAN
>>923376CRITICAL HIT
>>923338Even if you don't believe it, you are a good person. And as long as you can't tell yourself that, I'll be here to do it for you.Because I know that feel bro. Good god do I know that feel.
>>923346I like all of his stories, pedo shit included.But especially Twi & Me.
>>923338People on the internet only like you because they don't have to deal with your socially awkward patterns of speech and mannerisms in real life, and your self-pity and defeatism
>>923365>mfw when they are replying to me in that screen cap
This thread is super gay right now. And not even the Pony gay.You're doing it wrong MLPG.
>>923380I thought he draw Pinkie like that every time.
>>923366*cough*
>>923323you should stay tuned. i know unity offered to arrange some music but he does not own a banjo from what i understandyou might consider getting a decent microphone for recording or finding a friend who does
>>923366Sorry but those are just TOO BIG.I like boobs that fit comfortably in my hands.
>>923388GAY YOU SAY? BUT I LOVE ALL OF YOU.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVt8kUAm9Q
>>923366>implying those sacks of fat would be firm enough while still remaining pliant enough to provide sufficient stimulationCome on, it's like you want to bang two big bags of sand.
>>923376this slightly japanese drawing style reminds mehas that mlp:fim doujin ever been scanlated and uploaded?
>>923376Strongbad assaults Rarity.png
>>923385His Scootaloo story gets me off every time. I find myself stealing lines from that unconsciously all the time when I write clop. It's is like it's burned into my soul as the prime example of arousing writing.
>>923380That Pinkie's not chubby, she's just got big tits.
>>923376YOUR MEMBER IS SO BIG ~UGUU
>>923366>not poneHaha nope.
>>923392oh hey look it's a mutant with a broken brain
>>923395>>923398Have you even played with tits that gloriously big?
>>923405
>>923386Wow it's like you've actually met me. Oh wait the latter bit is entirely wrong>>923384It gets worse how can you justify saving an others life when you don't even want your own? Because I can't.
>>923406His Analbelle is not bad.
>>923366>that feel when you would love to stick your head in a nice pair of tits if you were a woman;_;
EARTHQUAKE BABYSHAKE IT
>>923407comparing her waist to the others, she slightly thicker. Which I like
>>923414Have you?And the chances of finding a pair like that in nature are slim to nil.
>>923412Get bent.
>>923405>"How do you fist pony with gentleman's gloves?"
>>923414You disgust me.
>>923431Gotta go slow
>>923426I havePetite spanish girlHUGE titsSo much fun, so soft. Unf.
>>923433My god what.
>>923425Personally, I prefer smaller/thinner girld. Just something about being able to completely wrap your arms around them and hold them really, really tight to your own body like some kind of bear appeals to me. You can't do that with fuller-figured women.
>>923429i'd rather successfully procreate
>>923439
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/03/discord-music-video.htmlOh GodAAAAAAAGH
>>923424>earthquake>shake itShake it bake it booty quake it.
>>923425I suppose so. I just prefer her more Rubenesque, like this.
>>923443Now are we talking petite as in compact, or petite as in short-while-spreading-out-sideways? There's a difference.
>>923452that was pretty well done
>>923452aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>923452COULDNT HANDLE ITI DONT WANNA RUIN MY ENJOYMENT OF THAT SONG.FUCK THAT VIDEO
>>923459Why is Katia a dog?
>>923452Yeah, no, not looking at that. I still value what shreds of my sanity are left.
>>923452>eqd>this is going to be shit>it's shit and doesn't even have to do with anythingwhat a surpriiiiiiiiise
>>923463A little too much for me but not bad.>>923465Maybe because your art looks like shit?
>>923416Because it doesn't have to be that way. You're a good person. I know you are. And I know I am too. Even though sometimes neither of us believe it. It's true. You are capable of love and you are capable of being loved.Because I love you
>>923472>enjoyment of that song>thelivingtombstone mixno
>>923323Might be hard to do that while hiding my power level, but I'll have to look into it soon enough...
>>923431>3.3>Thursday, March 29, 2012 at 11:09:27that was fun
>>923475Speaking of which.She's gonna do it guys, she's gonna join that fucking guild.
>>923323>>923484samefag
>>923464Petite, short, was wide but not in. Wonderful hips too
>>923431>booNigga you keep scaring me.Stop it.
>>923483I like both versions. Deal with it.
>>923479Not the same guy, but if it looks like shit it's your job to tell him why it's shit.Not just "its shit."
>>923489But is she going to die in Kvatch?
>>923452Can Eurobeat tell this faglord to leave his shit alone?I mean, fuck, he has his own shit, does he really have to cover other artists in it like a kid?
>>923501>>>/ponychan/
>>923489she's going to try to stop the burning of kvatchand fail at itand then find a little wine being sold at the refugee camp outside the gates...
>>923505She'll be jumped the minute she ecstatically proclaims her acceptance into the guild to anyone. The cat tears will flow.
>>923463I dont mind that size either.unf
>>923504no it isn't, this isn't /ic/
>>923508That's why I like hoppip.>no we do not want to go to spaghetticon
>>923497Well, shit, now I'm jelly. Normally I'd demand pictures, but that's not what we do here. So I'll just take you at your word.On a side note, ponies. Wonderful creatures fond of drink, song, and industry.
>>923493Whoops, meant to link >>923394>>923394
>>923523Nigger do you want good art or not?
why is mlpg full of whiny children all of a sudden
>hating on contributors that are not ross
>>923525how many fucking offers has the team gottenit seems like eqd hangs off her dick at every turn
>>923535New people.
>>923536I love all of our contributors.Even Ross
>>923481That's all well and good but have you ever actually intervened in a suicide, without knowing why you did? I think I came out of that worse than the other guy.
>>923521Right? Soft and huggable, but without causing health problems.But everyone's got their own preferences.
Well, that's the Applejack finally finished off.Now time for another drink that has a pony-related name! Cocksucking Cowboy!
>>923463Face is too manly for me, but I'd that body.
>>923533my opinion won't make their drawings any better
>that feel when i get a team for pony crossing we're going to be constantly spammed by faggots like>>923525>who want us to go to autistic conventions>and try to make pony crossing fanfiction or some shiti do not look forward to this day
>>923548Yep. Dayum shame people dont understand the whole "preference" thing
>>923543you are part of the problem
>>923551>bailey'sIRISH COFFEE NOW. WITH BROWN SUGAR. THAT SHIT IS AWESOME
>>923560Its because my opinion>your opinion fagget.
>>923556tell them to fuck offi meanliterallytell them to, and I quote, "FUCK OFF".
>>923548She isn't obese enough. I wouldn't want to have sex with her.
>>923554actually it helps more than you know
>>923556You're still my only hope for an AJ Harvest Moon game, even if its a minigame. Hug me.
>>923570Your waifu is a harlot.
>>923551Oh man. Bailey's. That stuff is more addicting than cigarettes.I refuse to drink it because it's that damn good.
>>923576i've been brainstorming unique ways to utterly fuck with them. but i'm not really creative
>>923536man, it's jealous. I know that feel
>>923593You should really get yourself in a position where you may attract retards before you think of ways to deal with them.
>>923583i can't hug you but maybe we can do something...else...would you?
wait dinofag is working on a game?
>>923603...Hell Yes
>>923590I fucking know. Already I'm factoring "Bailey's" expenses into my budget.
>>923603>bulgeyes
augh come ONthis thread fucking sucks toowhen is new horse?
>>923603Well.......Aheh heh........Since you asked......No, I would not.
>>923607Yes.And bronies are going to flock to it.He will have a special server for themAfter a month he will ban them all, and keep their money they threw at him for 'server repairs'
>go to clopsort>'me gusta'>'Taw'>"wait, what?">click link>'Discord turns anon into slutty mare'OH FUCK YES
i don't see anything wrong with having way to get your game to a broader audience...
>>923625LIIIIINK DAT SHIT
>>923625It wasn't amazing.
>>923581Attention whoreing doesn't improve drawing skills.BACK TO YOUR TABLET!!!
>>923624yesYESi love it
>>923634Its a good setup.
>>923452>hipster emo fucker>shitty Tombstone remixineverwantedthismad.jpg
>>923635improves self-image = IMPROVES DRAWING SPEED = IMPROVES DRAWING SKILLS
>>923625>me gustaAre you fucking kidding me.>>/reddit/
>>923544I haven't. I can only imagine how harrowing that experience is. But you have to know that there is always hope. Always. Even though it's criminally offensive to even suggest it, there is always hope.You have to believe. You have to believe that I love you
>>923650He post it with other name but someone delete it and re post with that name.
>>923642Look at how many views it is getting.
>>923627keep in mind the game's going to be strictly vanilla. no pony meme bullshit. maybe, MAYBE a derpy cameo as an extra in an crowd or something.but brony shits will be like "put little pip in there herp where's my oc"they probably should go back to equestria online or whatever
>>923625>reading furtherwaitwait whatnothis isnt what i had in mind at allTHIS ISNT WAS I WANTED
>>923627I think I just became straight.
>>923654Just have faith...
Fluttershy: Kind of a pain.I didn't draw her in pencil for a base, and it made it really, really hard to get her shit to look even remotely right, even with a perfect reference.
>>923661No MLPG easter eggs?
>>923666JUST FUCKING LINK IT
>>923603where you been dinofag
>>923666Shut up faggot. It's what you *really* wanted.
>>923671Brb, forgot her fucking wings again.
>>923672maybe, but they'd be very well hidden, possibly one or two furniture items
>>923666>anonymous wants to be the slutty mareDid you really expect anything else?
>>923674Jesus Christ no.If you don't have the fucking mental capacity to find it on your own after the fucking website that its hosted on has been NAMED IN THE ORIGINAL POST, then you don't deserve it.fuck off
>>923674http://pastebin.com/Fp8Msd2c/1
>>923679not drawing anymore if that's what you're implying
>>923661But I want my Tabasco wiafu in the game plx!
>>923674I didn't save the pastebin link, so here's a text file of it.http://dl.dropbox.com/u/734502/u%20wot%20m8.txt
>AJ will never have a solo song
>>923661>equestria onlineyou do know the game is stopped right? the team broke upinb4 dinofag and hoppip's games will follow suit
>>923645Because before the internet no could draw.Instant feedback is a crutch, learn to draw in the silence of you own head.
>>923661You HAVE to have Derpy in there. It's like required.
>>923683it's not like you can really see anything anyway
>>923674http://pastebin.com/Fp8Msd2c
>>923685What about a pony who's special talent is producing fuel for Equestria's blast furnaces?Her name would be coke pone
>>923699well we fucking have the internet now
>>923698>Legends of Equestria
Alright, final product of the 2.5 hour draw-a-thon.
>>923698>implying any of us had the hope for even a second that a fan game would get made.It's like you've never been part of a fandom before.
>>923654Well thank you for entertaining this selfish sentiment of mine. It has provided me some unexpected clarity.
>>923698i have very high hopes for ponykart actually. hoppip has a very solid engine and a good team. plus they're making regular progress
>>923705>a good pet never questions.Unf this boner.
>>923715>2 and a half hoursIt's not horriblebut they're just blocks of colorfaster
>>923699I have a hard time drawing and streaming. I seem to draw faster, but I am way more cautious, like having a customer look over your shoulder as you install something.I hope this week ends soon, I have not done any draws thanks to the terrible work and life schedule.
>>923722Any team who can make that fucking Lyra video while STILL making actual progress is amazing.
>>923711that could actually work, just some random NPC that works at the power plant, makes very vague references
>>923716nope not really, mlp is my first timei'm 22
>>923733Lyra Video Where?!
>hmm, i'll just spend a few minutes on MLPG then i'll work on my art>9 hours later
>>923712Yeah, now we can ignore you at the speed of electrons.but seriously, just sketch and draw alot, you really can't do anything u that.And every-time you up load shit online and beg of attention is time you could be practicing... so you can be actually good.
>>923738Yeah I never expected one of these things would suck me in.
>>923747>this>fucking>FEEL
>>923727Not horrible is a vast improvement over the opinions of last time I posted anything, and there's actually a pencil base underneath that has /way/ more detail on the ponies.Yeah though, I'm slow as fuck.
>>923742>OFF DA HINGEShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVBgmSY-dRM
>Dat bannerOh yes.
>>923727Welcome to the world of new drawfags.No matter how terrible or how little progress has been made, it is guaranteed it took an ungodly amount of time.
>>923699I have problems creating an inner dialogue about my art because of my total lack of imagination and intuitive thinking.
>there will never be any reason or explanation for humanities strife, which you could never come close to imagining in its entirety, let alone the pain of an entire universe that has no need to exist and feel
>>923759Holy fuckballs why isn't that a daily dose?
>>923763i want a mlp bannerfuck you mooti know the purpose of this board but can you be a bit more subtle
>>923763YOU'RE NOT FUCKING WITH MY BANNER
>>923759Oh fuck my sides.
>>923759Why have I never seen this before. This is the best thing ever.
>>923765>>923727The rule is.. you get good and then you get fast.Ponies are fun to draw, but I don't the way furfags draw realistic snouts on cute G4 PONE.
>>923719If we just keep things to ourselves and hold everything inside it does nothing but poison us. Talking is the first and best step.Never give up hope. I love you even if you can't love yourself.
>>923773>that feel when some dude found error checking binary code in string theory>that feel when we're all a simulation
>>923759the best part is the lyrawheels
>>923800I fucking love the ending myself.OH COME ON
>>923759that was amazing.*ding!* "OH COME ON!!!"
>>923759>as seen on: Equestria DailyI am disappoint.
>>923797>theory
does anyone have a good youtube embedding script for chrome. i lost mine when i re-installed chrome.
>>923771Pick up drawing on the right side of the brain. It helps you deal with that.However, at the end of the day, the only known cure for bad arting is to do more art.
>>923809>Ponykart >Made by Ponychan.
>>923759oh fucki can't breathei couldn't even make it through the whole thing
>>923759Unity you know what to do.Where is that guy anyway?
>>923765This is also true.Here's the base if you're interested. This actually took about 20 minutes, not 2.5 hours, but I wanted to make it have colors and patch up some stuff. Sai is slow as fuck compared to pencil / paper.
>>923803if i can cannibalize a little bit of the ponykart team and assets, i'd definitely get whoever does the videos
>>923810
>>923824>KIKKOMAN
>>923797Really now.
>>923759I can't breath
>>923814Hah yeah no shit.But its a neat thing to think about.
>>923792I fear that if I were to, all it would do is breed complacency and that cannot be a good thing.
>>923814>He doesnt know the scientific definition of a theory
>>923824>Shes giving the bottle shit because hes black.
>>923771CONGRATULATIONS!Unlike post-modern "right brain" faggots, actual drawing is 50% copying and 50% muscle memory.1. See PONy2. COPY Pony
>>923845RASSIS
>>923844>laughing agnostics.jpg
>>923759i dont get it, haven't we all seen this already?
>>923851the book he's talking about is rather good actually
>>923824+10%TEN MORE PERCENT OF WHAT?!
>>923845>Implying she isnt insanely jealous that soy sauce gets chosen for rice ever single time over her
>>923844>it was also theorized that the earth was once the center of the universeAnd I mean, we are not part of the simulation, execute order 108
>>923858No nigger.
>>923858the fuck is wrong with spike here
>>923854>He thinks that has anything to do with it
Well I'm glad some of y'all found the video good. That sweetie belle ending always gets me.Off to bed for me, after reading some >fanfction. I'm such a faget
Does anyone remember mustard pony?
>>923844A theory is something that doesnt have enough proof to be a law.
>>923870looks like an 0r0 speial
>>923860>20%fixed
>>923780>>923788>>923804>>923818>>923833>none of these people have seen it beforeDo you even pone with the general?
>>923875>Dat soccer incident.
>>923865By todays definitions, that's a hypothesis. Not a theory.
>>923872Oh fuck, thanks for reminding me.I got what I assume to be cute fics I haven't read yet.
>>923875NopeI liked furnace pone though. Far as I know she hadn't left the boat
>>923871I just wanted to type that actually.
>>923878that's not how he draws
>>923773>We will never ultimately realize that the universe does not need to have a meaning to it>We will never accept that the universe just -is-, and that we are the architects of our own destiny>We will never make our own choices because meaning is something we ascribe ourselves to things>We will never know that we are the true gods of this reality>We will know that we have already justified our own existence in time and space simply by being alivehmm.
>>923878>you will never be able to forget that shitty image oro did on comission for $1000
>>923885>todays definitions
>>923881i'm not here constantly, anon
>>923888If she left the boat she would sink.
>>923859Too touchy freely.People having been drawing for a million years w/o all that namby pamby hippie shit.YOU GOTTA TO BE HARD HEADED TO DRAW PONE.
>>923896don't remind me
>>923858What the fuck is wrong with his pelvis?
>>923877No idiot.A law as a description of a phenomenon. Like Force is equal to an objects mas multiplied by the acceleration acting on that object.A theory is an explanation of a phenomenon. Theories say why it happened.That's the difference. It doesnt have to do with "amount of evidence" or any bullshit like that.
>>923900Hey are you calling her fat?
>>923899>Not lurking 24/7
>>923894I've known that for years.>We will never accept that the universe just -is-, and that we are the architects of our own destinyThis bit is rather troublesome however.
"If you spend more time drawing than looking at the model, you are not drawing the model, you are drawing what you think it looks like, and as such DOING IT WRONG"-my art teacher
>>923902if you look past that, it's got some solid stuffit's a good jumping-off point for other stuff
>>923875Do you remember this pony?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M
>>923815plz respond
>>923922let's see the art you made after reading the book
>>923912
>>923902At the end of the chapter, that's what it does. Pencil must meet paper, and it's up to you to do it.>>923906It's an anime thing.>>923925I just use 4chan Plus and it has automatically. If Chrome didn't freeze after 500 posts, I'd use it more.
>>923816>>923851>>923859>>923771*cough cough*It's not in here, but some of these should be helpful.Plenty of stuff by Andrew Loomis in here, too.http://www.mediafire.com/?jb5w47g14ovnk
>>923452>all those guitar commentsJesus fuck, EqD really is full of autists. It's a cheap mass produced acoustic you plebs, you can pick those things up on the used market for a Jackson.
>>923917You art teacher does not know how to draw.WHITE PEOPLE USED TO DRAW.They stopped in the 20th century.Academie FrancaiseOnly way to draw.
>>923928i actually had an art class back in the day which used it. went from shit to pretty damn good with SAI, it's somewhere around here
>>923945the fuck u a racist?
>>923949your text shows nothing
>>923940>Loomis Sure is /ic/ here.Better then modern hippie books, but I lol at his 40's advertising art.And nude chicks with heels.
>>923935>>923912>See furnace pony on Ponibooru (Why)>All the autists don't understand what is going on.
oh hey guys want to see something coolhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDW-HrzBo7s#t=15m14s
>>923842No one holds you to the standards to which you hold yourself. Because those standards are unreasonable. Being critical of yourself is only healthy when it's possible to handle that criticism.You don't need to be perfect. You're human, just like I am. We make mistakes. And we must accept that. You must forgive yourself so that you can love yourself as I do.
>>923971link? theres only like 3 pictures so far. I wanna see this
Cant pone todayNeed to get IRL stuff doneTaking one request
>>923945Théodore Géricault sucks
>>923991Scootaloo learns to fly and everyones completely apathetic.
>>923971>Make a post about how post-sex cuddling in a cold room with a really warm person is just the best>Next thing I know there's a drawing of a pony/furnace thingYou guys.
>>923993HERETIC!!!!You filthy... IMPRESSIONIST!
>>923971>reading comments on PonibooruThat's like reading YouTube comments.
>>923878Woah, I just saw him in Shazbot.Speak of the devil and all that.
SACRIFICE THE PALE HORSE! WE SHALL CONSUME ITS SPIRIT!
I've only been drawing a few days and already I can see the difference between my first and latest drawing.Also I never knew how fun drawing is overall. I can spend hours just sketching objects and doodling ponies.
>>924000mean.
>>924022holy shit did you rape him endlessly
>>924024BURN
>>924024THIS MAKES ME UPSET
>>923896oh god whatHow have I not heard of this?
>>924016I live dangerously.
>>924025It's a good way to relieve stressor cause it
>>924041Are we talking about the semen fountain?
>>924031So? Make it so that it's Fluttershy who doesn't care either.
>>924024It's a shame to see her go but I'm sure she's glad it was her instead of one of her friends
>>924041well I don't think it had ponies in it
>>924034
>>924038Fear no, pale pone is ok.
>>924049yes we area dude gave oro one grand, and had no idea what he would get
>>923982http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/148549They kinda reacted the same way with Tabasco.And you fucks need to stop putting this shit on that site, goddamn.
>>924058>that feel when you get killed by 0r0chimy life is ogre
>>924058>try to go fast today>3 hours of downloading updates because havent played in a while>forgot password>try to get new one>doesn't work
>>924016I daresay YouTubers are smarter.
>>924024>not posting the coloured version
>Two "Anon in Equestria" threads on the front page>One at 260 posts>The other at 450 postsAre they seriously having multiple threads going on at once?
>>924074Why is Rarity so sexual
>>924062I'm going to need a link.
>>924073No. See: the comments of TheLivingTombstone butchering of Discord.
>>924080what is that dog shit even aboutis it just wall to wall greentext stories
>>924074Thats hot.
>>924092dinofag plz go
>>924084>>924074Horse meat is a bit on the "sweet" side.It taste wrong.
>>924080>>924092You know I just realized something. Most of the people in those threads (and the shitty fluffy pony ones) are probably new to 4chan. This is probably their first exposure to greentext.
>>923980Oh, dust still exists?
>>924067I didnt put it there
>>924072
Seeing as how we have so many Shazbotters here, what are your favorite class and load outs?I actually enjoy the default soldier. So versatile.
>banned from ponibooru...
>>924104Also teen.Virgin fun.
>>924092>IdontWantToLikeOnThisPlanetAnymore.tif
>>924114Let me guess, nigger Twi.
Well this is one fine day to be nude!Well this is one fine day to be nude!
>>924114lol anon why are you a butt?
>>924104Man. That's a weird thought. And now they'll forever think that's how your supposed to do it.
>>924074why the FUCK is the firelight on her legs and face and not her back
>>924114
>>924110>message support>they just link me to FAQ bullshit
>>924099i really should actually. i have to start brainstorming the weather system.i'm going for randomized weather with some statistical meddling so it makes more sense (like, thunderstorms have a higher chance of happening in the afternoon, and during the summer they have a higher chance of occurring period)however this kind of clashes with the whole pegasus weather thing. should i give a shit? i'm inclined not to
>>924114>stop being racistwow
>>924133Pegasi can control the weather, but they prioritize areas like AJ's farm, while the rest of Ponyville can deal with whatever comes out of the Everfree.
>>924124The birds are saying "Pinkie, have a wonderful spring!"And ponies walking by can stop and look at my thing!
>>923569
What does MLPG think about real women.
>>924130light's not coming from the soup, but the fire around the bowlI think, I'm just making things up
>>924123and humanized
>>924130it's in the fire's shadow, the cauldron.
>>924124>Rarity refuses to make you everyday clothes because they'll just get dirty and ruined>she wonders why you don't just go nude most of the time like every other one of her clients
>>924110Why is that horse so cute?
>>924114maybe if you weren't such a butt.
>>923981I don't really know what to say to that.
best twilight
>>924148NOT PONES
>>924155I like her coat and pretty eyesalso those blue wings
>>924153But how will I hide my raging boner
>>924148sexy, but elusive
>>924151Keep on fighting the good fight.
>>924162>not purpleDATS RACIS
>>924161HE WANTS TO FUCK
>>924144that's a p good idea actuallyin fact i might script some little thing were, right before certain kinds of weather, certain pegasi in town fly off into the sky to prep it, then fly down right before it starts.i just really want to make a bayes' rule weather control system
>>924162it would be forgivable art if her skin is purple.
>>924153Bitch, I am paying you to make me a codpiece for every day of the week.Now plate it in gold, NO, silver.Cannot have people thinking I am some sort of rich prude.
>>924165I am a raging wingfag, one of the first, but those eyes, those eyes are the best bit.
>>924169>notice that the ponies don't seem to mind when stallions drop>see the occasional stallion slapping his erection against his belly until he spurts his candy pony semen all over the ground>start to realize that a lot more mares are winking occasionally, their tails pulling off to the side
Okay, let's see how desensitized everyone is by now. Pinkie Pie comes to you and offers three options:1) One month of unlimited free hugs2) One week in which you can give Pinkie unlimited free belly rubs3) You can have sex with her one time, any position you want.What do you choose, MLPG?
>OP is just a troll like every other MLP "viewer", they just want to get people mad by getting attention from shit itself. If no one payed attention to MLP threads and just let them die, it will be dead. Who watches a half-assd cartoon TARGETED at 0-12 year old girls?? Just let this thread dieGame over people they caught us. You can all stop pretending.
>>924210Is there anything else?1
>>9242104) Lock her in my basement and rape her daily.
>>924205Wings and eyes man.Wings and eyes.
>>924210does picking either option 1 or 2 mean you'll never get to fuck?I'd pick the first one.If my boner escaped during a hug, things could go from there
>>924218Spitfire is great but dash somehow managed to become my waifuGoddamn.
>>924202this will neverEVER get old
>>924210I never pick anything so I can spend the rest of my life with her
>>924217This.
>>9242100) Realize the shrooms wore off.
>>924205Such a pretty color
>>924206What a waste of delicious candy pony semen.It should be chilled and churned into ice cream instead.
>>924219Obviously you don't get to fuck with options one or two.>>924217>Implying Pinkie wouldn't just escape utilizing cartoon physics
>>924210None of the above.
>>924231>chilled and churned into ice cream insteadmah nigga
I am satisfied with how my serious attempt at pone is going
>>924229It's pretty much been my favourite colour for as long as I can remember.
>>924231>>924240welp that's enough for me
>>924241it's shit
>>924210On the other hand with a month of hugs I get o see her for a month everyday.But on the other hand I could have sex with a horse.
>>924232>not having a cartoon proof basement
>>924241Trying is the first step.If you keep trying you will improve>>924246eat shit
>>924231>You will never dominate Pip, slowly edging him for hours until he's screaming for release>You will never make him fire into a jar, before making his sweet candy semen into ice cream and force feeding it to him
>>924246You are not helping.
>>924243There's that moment in over a barrel, remember, when most of the cast was talking around the corner, and when Dash was in front of the candle her eyes went from magenta to the loveliest red. Beautiful.
>>924232>not dipping Pinkie in chocolate frosting
>>924255Indeed.
>>924247>stuffing her
>>924253keep going plz
>>924249I would probably just tie her up. Duct tape her mouth.
>>924000>>924052Goddamn child horse anatomy how does it work
>>924246>>924241Don't feel bad.Aren't you tilting you head too much?
>>924246>MLPG tells you your art is good.>It must be fucking horrible.
>>924254Neither are you.
>>924268Ha!Suck it Scootaloo you just got served
>>924273>dat disproportioned head
>>924268Pfhahahah 10/10
>>924266>Duct tape her mouth.I need her mouth.>Bridles & bits.>ponyplayCue classy 90's high budget porn.
>>924273
>>924273how dare
>>924271
>>924253>You will never dominate Luna into becoming your obedient pet>You will never force her to mount and fuck Pip with a strap-on while the little pony whines for her to stop in his cute little British accent
>>924272Self confidence, so he can spam every single goddamn scrap he ever poops on to MLPG.WON'T THAT BE FUN???
>>924253>You will never watch the taste of his own semen ice cream drive him into a sexual frenzy>You will never strap him back down and start the milking process all over again
>>924295Aha, that comic
>>924253>you will never make him beg for it, making him tell you how much he wants to taste his own candy pony semen ice cream>you will never tease him with a spoonful of it before slowly putting it into your own mouth>you will never see his eyes water momentarily before you lean in and give him a deep kiss, sharing the flavor of his chilled ice cream sperm and feeling him tremble and moan
>>924246I laughed>>924254>>924269It is okaywhat do you mean, I am not tilting my head
>>924297>Luna will never restrain you with magic and scream at your cock until you splatter cum everywhere
>>924302Eat shit
>>924272am I helping?
>>924273>green man>question markStupid.Make him a pale white guy, skinnyfat.Brown hair hiding eyes.
>>924241i am newfag artist also. one thing i will always remember is this professional illustrator screamed at me "WHEN DRAWING HAIR NEVER DRAW THE INDIVIDUAL STANDS"
>>924302I think it's fun watching a new artist turn into the next great artist of the fandom.
>>92432010/10
>>924303>You will never turn him into your slave, doing anything and everything for sexual release>You will never walk in on him lathering his ponycock up in semen ice cream before viciously auto-fellating himself, almost crying for release
>>924302I have been posting my poop crap, but if you haven't noticed then it is fine eh
What Pone should I fap to?
>Tabasco will never spit in your contacts container.
>>924329When did MLPG turn into a drawfag breeding and training facility.
>>924338Prettywings.
>>924323>expecting anyone to recreate SB's results
>>924330>pipsqueak struggling to pleasure himself with his hooves restrained, rubbing himself frantically on the floor in the search for some kind of friction, crying for release as his cock dribbles pre-cum all over the floorunfunfunfunfunfunf
>>924338Dont use dash, she is a ugly pony.
>>924343Around 4 months ago.
>>924343Eat shit bugs
>>924322How else do you draw hair?
>>924338Nyx.
>>924347It can happen. It's happened once, it will happen again.Someday.
>>924322Well I drew the construction circle then the outline of the hair, instead of erasing it I filled it in with like sketchy stuff. It isn't like I painted strands of hair
>>924348>cryingWhat are you, Kamitora? Jesus...
>>924343*INbreedingBecause we run out of shit to say on Sunday night.
>>924343For me, ever since I realized MLPG seems like my art almost regardless of what I draw.
>>924360You aren't scary
>>924359>>924347I AM THE ONE TO DO ITI DON'T POST MY SHIT HERE MUCH BUT I'M FUCKING DOING IT
>>924348>You bring in the biggest stallion in town>You tell Pip he can only cum from being fucked in the ass>He looks up at you with a wimper, still trying to lick some of his sweet pre off the floor
>>924343PONE are super easy, compare to Batman.>>924360NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>924347a good portion of that was1)SB went full on monk mode and just drew endlessly for months on end2) he was directly coached by Noeli have a mild straight shota fetishgot a little streamy
>>924365Draw me something.
Rest in Peace buddy
>>924369IN FACTIM GETTING IN TOUCH WITH SB BUT HE DOESN'T RESPOND MUCHI MIGHT TRY TO LEARN FROM SOMEONE ELSELIKE SOMEONE GOOD
I gave up
>>924369>dat cute wing movementOh god she is adorable
MLPG should do another friend off for the season finale
>>924348>sliding a milking tube over his drooling length and giving him a tender kiss on the cheek as you turn it on>watching his little hips thrust uncontrollably as his shaft get suckled by the machine, watching as spurt after viscous, creamy spurt splatters the inside of the tube before being sucked into the large milk canister next to the machine>running your hands across his chest and belly as he whimpers and spurts, helpless before you, his endless orgasm quickly filling the canister>leaning in close and whispering in his ear as he cums over and over "what a good little pony"
>>924384
Meanwhile, Pinkie is still a bitch.
>>924363i don't understand what you just said>>924371that's too generous manit'd be more fun to lie back and gesture at your cock with one eyebrow raisedhe'd get all excited as he lowered himself onto your dick, and his aching cock would twitch in anticipation... but before he could come from riding you, you slide a ring down his shaft, and relish the sight of his bright wide eyes as he realizes he's not going to cum until you say so.and he starts moving up and down anyway
>>924385Newfag here.Who's SB?
>>924384That's a bit cruel
>>924384>eddsworldHoly crap, I haven't seen that name in ages.Is he still making cartoons?
>>924389i'll organize it!>suddenly nobody contributes
>>924399see>>924391
>>924399He's dead Jim
>>924387One of my favorite things about Pegasi is their ability to emote with their wings. I really like them for that.
>>924389That's a good idea.Let's get Dinofag to organize it.
>>924338i just fap to this new braeburn pic but you have to ignore the bowl feethttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/813581#search=mlp
>>924398this is his oc... that he made
>>924386AJ and Dash looks like yoshi Pinkie is better.
>>924397
>>924399He died.
>>924402Nobody wanted to take part last time because your faggot ass was involved. So no, fuck off
>>924393>implying you wouldn't do the sa-Okay, even I can't go there. That's just a straight up dick move.Someone should slap her.
>>924396Kamitora's a porn artist. His fetishes seem to consist of domination, sexual torture, giant cocks and people crying.That last one throws me off of all his work. EVERYTHING he does has to have someone red-faced and crying. ALWAYS.
>>924397Scrubbing Bubbles
>>924360Fuck you bats I already did that today, I have taxes to do.
>>924415>implying you weren't new eons ago.
>>924417that's the joke
>>924410Oh u!
>>924406>Wing fag.I bet you are the dude with the massage fetish too.Goddamn.
>>924412Are you kidding me, boner?
>>924422man, that's the best thing thoughlike that gif of twilight deepthroating and then crying while the guy cumsgets me hard every time
>>924379What would you like?
>>924371>You ice him down and put a chastity device on him while he mutters "No no no no no please no please just let me...">The stallion gruffly pushes in, stretching Pip to his breaking point>The stallion sets into a swift pace, Pip moaning as precum flows steadily out of his cock, which is already straining against the confined fo the device on him>It doesnt take long for Pip to let out a girlish gasp, spraying a torrent of semen all over himself>He immediately bends down, trying to lick it off his chest>The stallion finishes soon after>The moment he pulls out, Pip dives down on the slightly flaccid cock, trying to milk out any remaining cum
>>924423
>>924432No, that's me.
>>924422>girls gagging on cock>sexual tortureCausal.He's so tame he works stateside.
>>924432There's more than one of us bro.I'm the nonsexual wingfag.
>>924432>he thinks it's one guySo how many days have you been in the generals?
>>924432That's not what I was going for but whatever
>>924423That's somebody else
>>924397>Saying you're new>Not lurking more
>>924425When I was a young whippersnapper we kept quiet and lurked instead of asking silly questions and bothering folks.
>>924414making pony outline is difficult for me.it ends up being like yoshi.
>>924397SB is an artist that essentially never did art before, and started around a year ago. Through massive amounts of effort, he learned how to draw quite well, his progress shown throughout MLPG's history.He's a bit self-loathing, but he really just doesn't give himself enough credit.There's a collection of examples of his arts from the beginning to somewhat recently, but I can't find it right now.
>>924439Lyra being diabetes inducing cute.Doing something with Bonbon.
>>924443>hands free cummingthis is my biggest fetishwhy can it not be realneed this picture of pip plz plz plz plz plz
>>924445>you will never use a rolling pin to squeeze the farts out of Pinkie
>>924416>>924405...Holy shit. He was like the first internet animator that I really followed, and now he's dead?Shit...
>>924436Crying's a turnoff for me - at least the way HE does it.I wanna know the other person's enjoying it. And the way he draws crying... it ain't that kind of crying.
>>924458Sup KevinI liked your Alley Way in the book thing
>>924432I'm another guy and I have both.
>>924396>That feel when you finally pull out and blow your load all over him, telling him how good it feels, how you wish he could feel that good too>That feel when you laugh at his red, overly turgid ponycock straining around the ring>You'll be back in an hour to see how he's doing
>>924459Here's one, it's a bit dated though
>>924462>That feel when you've achieved it
>>924468Cancer is a shitty thing to die to, especially when your just 24.Not that I care since I never liked his flash.
>>924459recently he's been going a little apeshit with the horse like anatomy. just looks kinda weird
None of you think I can do it ehWELL I'LL FUCKIN DO IT
>>924478adfgljgno boner plz go
>>924482HOW.
>>924446You clearly haven't seen any of his other stuff.Look on /d/ for 20 minutes and sort out all the futa and you'll see his work soon enough.
>>924468
>>924482i don't know this feelteach me
>>924481oh, and this image is taken over four months
>>924486do it then>>924491its not that complicated
>>924481It irritates me that he pretty much started off just a little below average.
>>924475I'm not Kevin but nameless drawfag.
>>924491I edge myself for a really long time. Upwards of two hours. Then I oil up and get down in the bathtub with my favorite dildo. And I just go at it. It feel fantastic. And sometimes, if I'm lucky, I blow my load just from that.
>>924495>And then the furries shit all over it.
>>924481>dat snout>dat furry proportionDisappointing.
>>924499That's just a little below average? Really? Wow, then I have a good shot at being at least a little above average, and I barely draw.
>>924510>dildoohwell...yeah, i guess that makes sensedo you feel like making a video
>>924515hey furryanon
>>924521WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>924494You mean fut/pegging.That's hardly torture.You can't really call him extreme in context of actually fucked up Nip shit, jus' saying.
i wonder who else will die here, before the age of 30i'm placing my money on either dinofag or hoppip
>>924515sb is many things but he does not drag dog poniesalso i have this intense desire to brutally skullfuck anyone who says noel draws insectoid ponies
>You will never ride Mr Pones Wild Ride.
>>924530leth
>>924534>noel draws insectoid poniesShe does looks at the flutterbee pic.
>>924534holy shit get sb's dick out of your mouth
>>924481in the beginning SB improved fast but now it feels like he hasnt moved at all in the past few months.
>>924530We've actually already had someone pass, an old tripfag who's name I can't remember atm. Happened back in early 2011, iirc.
>>924530are you 29?
>>924541No.He'll just be repaired.
>>924528...I forgot how deep some of you have actually gone. My apologies.
>>924553>Leth gets a virus>They have to reformat everything
>>924547Really? I don't recall thatthink harder, anon
>>924547Giygas' Husbando I think
>>924544didn't i just say i'm not a fan of his recent super strange anatomy>>924545oh dear god what the fuck
>>924557>not having a back-up leth in 3 environmentally controlled rooms
>>924557>that one scene in Wall-e when he loses his memory
>>924534>dog poniesPretty much.He can draw what he wants, shit looks pretty furtastic IMO...
>>924530>implying Hopipo will die>implying her tupla won't just take over her body
>>924557No.NO.Truly a fate worse than death. I don't want to think of such things.
>>924566oh shitreally?
>>924545>you will never rub Mrs. Cake's swollen belly with one hand while you palm her heat-swollen mound with the other
>>924581YeahNobody really caredThe Earth kept spinning
I like how tan said that sb started at the same time with him and how sb just kind of blew him out of the fucking water, hahasb is awesome, he is the prime example of doing it right with artdrawfags step your game up
>>924461
>>924545His digital painting skills have definitely improved. His composition still sucks, though, but that's always been a problem with him.Dude seriously needs to do something else besides static poses of ponies in distress.
>>924588That's what drawing four hours a day and doing nothing but studying art in your spare time will do for you.Wish we had a writefag counter example.
>>924586What are you talking about? There were people who cared
>>924588To be fair SB did actually put a ton of work into improving if I've understood correctly.Everyone else just seems to be dicking around.
>>924593OLD MEMESRUNNING THE CHANA NEW WEB
>>924602I can't tell what's going on...
>>924602That's some Picasso shit right there. I cant tell what the hell is going on.
>>924599>ponies in distress.Pfhahaha is true.
>>924577>tulpaoh god fuck don't remind me of that shiti went into one of those threads out of morbid curiositynever again
This fucking tumblr
>>924600>>924605The hardest part of becoming a great drawfagis getting the motivation to actually draw.
>>924599Wait, shit, didn't mean to use that image.Eh, still illustrated a point I guess. Once you hit that level progress slows down to a snails pace basically.
>>924600>writingI doubt he'll post it but the first thing NTS wrote wasn't super amazing. I should know because I helped him out a little on it
>Tulpa talk.Why is everyone talking about vegetables?
>>924614Why are people so against tulpas? I think they're pretty neat.
>>924621Yeah, but that's implying he actually writes anything anymore anyway.Plus, that story's in his collected works anyway.
>>924625For me, it's remembering the phrase "be careful what you wish for."
>>924625it's an imaginary friend for adults, and it's creepy as all fuck
>>924629How horribly disgusting
>>924625Because you're basically turning yourself into a schizophrenic.
>>924625It's religious bullshit that belongs on /x/, not in /mlp/.
>>924602Oh. I think I see it now. Maybe.
>>924605a few of those other people put in effort for sure, but man oh man did they fail hard, haha
>>924602man i love stormfront
>>924624The scariest part is that I think some of the people in the tulpa threads are serious about it.>depresio law
>>924625>Self-induced schizophrenia
Which pony has a secret desire for unreasonable amounts of candy pony semen?
>>924621Man, still crazy to think that I was one of the ones who helped give him his name.All because he made an offhand comment that he had a night shift as a taxi dispatcher, and now look where he is...
>>924644Some furry shit I assume?
>>924629II don't
>>924495Holy shit, he died?! Damn...
>>924652Pip.Applejack.Rainbow Dash
Cheerilee calls you cute. How do you react?
>>924652As usual the answer is Twilight.
>>924652Pinkie Pie looks like the type who'd be into bukakke - it means EVERYONE'S having fun!
>>924629I spent a while looking at things then noticed she was a skeleton. Welp.
>>924652Rarity.
>>924653>dat bawling fluttershy
>>924652Twilight
>>924667oh mani want that picture so bad
>>924625I became semi-interested in tuplas once. Then I remembered I haven't fully resigned myself to being forever alone for the rest of my life.What if I have a tupla and I get a girlfriend, or even, you know, a cat? The tupla would dissapear, right? I can barely pay attention to one thing, yet alone two things.
>>924652Celestia.
>>924663i would bang but i dont want no relationship.
>>924667Celestia would be too.
>>924653Well that sure is something.
>>924653That AJ put the feels in me.
>>924653I don't really like the way the artist draws faces but otherwise it's pretty good.
>>924653Why can't real women be as lovable.
>You strap a powerful bullet vibe right on Pip's frenum >It's not enough it set him over the edge, but it brings him close - agonizingly close>You tell him to be a good boy and not touch himself. If he does, the punishment will be most severe>There's already a little bead of precum forming at his tip>His will broke after only an hour
>>924686I would imagine Celestia would want it all pumped into her hungry womb
>>924677>that feel when I've devoted myself to my future careerNO TIME FOR WOMENDOING WORK
>>924693You meet them more than once a week.Forever a friendzone
>>924654He doesn't even dispatch taxis anymore. What a terrible name.
>>924545>in the beginning SB improved fast but now it feels like he hasnt moved at all in the past few months.I can definitely see an improvement in fundamentals. just looking his sketches from a month ago.
>>924693Anonymous, you already know the answer.Because they're real.
>Eurobeat liked that Discord video.Please tell me he just misclicked
>>924705Rarity and AJ make me so fucking hard in this picture.
>>924709I'm gonna tell myself he did it to be nice.
>>924705why are they making those funny faces?
>>924698Exactly.Tuplas sound like something for people with even more free time than I have.I'm not even worried about my mental health or >schizophrenia. I have great control over my own mind. I just don't want a tupla.
>you bring your favorite pony to orgasmWhat happens?
>>924705>that dash hug
>>924709>stop liking things I don't like
>>924709What Discord video?
>>924722I do it againTen more times
>>924709http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4nAUPw8j5s&featureHaha time for jimmy rustling!
>>924709It's not so bad
>>924709I'm sure he is doing it to save face.
>>924720Go to bed, Applebloom. This isn't for fillies or foals.
>>924732Why is that Alex guy so talentless?
>>924729http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgY&featureWELCOME TO MR BONES WILD RIDE!
Why is everyone in /mlp/ obsessed with a finnish chocolate bar.
>>924732At least Alex S isn't a terrible person.
>>924743
Guys, my nose is bleeding and now I have a boner, what do?
>>924745The delicious taste of despair.
>>924709He has to keep up appearances, anon.People still know him as Eurobeat Brony, y'know.>>924729http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgYA kind-of-interesting-but-terribly-executed music video using the shitty flavor-of-the-month remix of Eurobeat's Discord song.
>>924745Toblerone is better
>>924739Aaaw, why can't you teach me to make that face?It'd be great if my cutie mark had to do with acting!
>>924750kill yourself
>>924732Why do faggots feel the need to make Eurobeat's songs shit?
>>924750rub the blood on your boner and masturbate, and then take pics of your blood and cum covered dick
>>924749
>>924741His electrohouse is a lot better than his wubstep, but I guess that goes without saying.
>>924750Lick that shit.
>>924741Because.You may want to sit down, because this shit is going to knock you on your ass.You better have a helmet on because I am about to BLOW YOUR MIND!Hes a brony.
>>924750Use blood as lube.Masturbate.
>>924761
Still marking papers. Fuck this gay earth.>horse. ffiewa
>>924757But... Applebloom. No. Those kind of faces aren't... from acting. I'll tell you about it when you're older.
>>924745>king size tulpaFat pony?
why is drawing from the shoulder so hard
Fucking Mr. bones and his endless wild ride.
>>924778
>people are only talented when they are from mlpg>all rest are hacksnice logicoh and eurobeat sucks
>>924765Oh yeah.
>>924785>Implying implications
>>924785>makkon
>>924778DAMMIT ROSS
>>924781>He hasn't played Mr. Bones Minigold Bonanza.
>>924785>oh and eurobeat sucksBut that's wrong.
>>924781You should see his mini golf course!
>>924785>>people are only talented when they are from mlpgBut that's wrong. We love plenty of people who aren't from MLPG.>oh and eurobeat sucksGet bent get bent get bent GET BENT.
I'm pretty sure Eurobeat is physically unable to not be nice to people
>>924776
>>924783>you will never churn gallons of Twilight's candy pony semen into ice cream>you will never share a banana split with Twilight and Rarity, both of you shooting each other knowing glances whenever Rarity comments on how good the ice cream tastes
>>924785>implying
>>924802>sages after the post limit>because he is offtopicThis fucking guy. He is too nice for his own good.
>>924802Kinda like how it is impossible to be mad at that adorable child like face.Hes like a cherub.
>>924745Tupla is for gaylords I'd rather Fazer
>>924793Not Ross, but I'll be damned if I'd pass up a chance at rubbing a chubby pony belly.
>>924805Twilight dont have a dick anon
>>924800>>924795What.
>>9247850/10
but... he does, what do you people see in his ugly music>not listening to symphonics and trailer music>2012>fags
SB, shut the fuck up.>Sometimes I think their expectations of me are unreasonably high.You're goodYou got good through insane amounts of effortIt's extremely admirable to many new artists, and I don't know how you don't fucking see it
>>924802Agreed.Dude's easily one of the nicest people who graces these threads.Kinda surprising why he sticks around, when you think about it...
>>924722>Rainbow Dash>she's a screamer
>>924804Fine, you know what.I will tell you what is going on your little squirt.You know when Applejack and Big Mac get together in the barn?When they aren't working?Those noises that they make, how they look like they are wrestling?That is what is happening.Those are wrestling faces.
>>924811That really annoys me since I filter saged posts.
>>924821>You will put forever!
>>924785he is only person who makes music here
>>924832>applecestbueno
>>924824He still comes here.It reminds us of the times when pretty much every popular artist came here.
>>924824Just end yourself right now if you don't know the difference between opinions and facts
>>924832>inb4 randy savage
>>924832>>924842Incest is 4 gaylords.
>>924831ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOH--MMMYYY--!!!!!!!
>>924841But that's wrong
>>924832>Randy Savage explains the birds and the bees.
>>924824>implying I don't listen to bothI bet you think Audiomachine is better than TSFH
>>924841there are othersbut they suck
>>924829Well Terse leftWhat other nice people are left?
>>924832BROTHER, DID YOU JUST CALL OUT THE MACHO MAN HIMSELF TO EXPLAIN TO LITTLE APPLEBLOOM THE MEANING OF A WRESTLING FACE?
>>924722she moans long and deep, then apologizes
>>924870I can be pretty nice
>>924832>wrestling facesWHOA BROTHER YOU'RE IN THE DANGER ZONE NOW
>>924870Leth.
>>924832Perfect, now I know what to do!A wrestling cutie mark!
>>924820She's magic.
>>924867>Other music.>WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
>>924856iloveyouilloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou
>>924870>Well Terse leftWaitwhat. He actually left?I thought he just dropped his trip...;_;
>>924856
>>924856Oh. Oh god...
>>924870Lots of the regular trips and names are nice. Leth, SB, Rose... they're all cool people.
>>924885ButDooks is the only one who does dubstep and it's not bad
>>924892Rose already leave.
>>924892Except Nosso, he's a cunt
>>924870that one guy who draws is pretty nice
>>924880I love how she starts to buck and then just *sproing*
>>924841>crying unity.jpgWho am i kidding he doesn't make music, but there are those who do
>>924866listening to two steps from hell not new world music, shit tastes confirmed
>>924888That was just the beginning.
>>924905>Who am i kidding he doesn't make musicOH SHIT, MY SECRET.
>>924880
>>924870So many people have come and gone and occasionally returned during this year and a half that sometimes I wonder how many octoberfags are still posting.
>>924722I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you.
>>924918Ah there you are.I think that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVBgmSY-dRM is now a daily doseWe don't even post that link anymore do we.
>>924927
>>924927Fuck you man.
>>924912>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_LhjhuCB_EGot a DL for that stuff by any chance?
Heeeelp, I don't know how to wrestle, all the boys just run away because I have cooties!I thought they said cuties, but it was still blank.Anon, would you wrestle with me? Pleeeeeeaase?
>>924927I just knew it would be P.Q
>>924722Rarity let's out one of her trademark "OOOooOOOOOoh"s
hey where is the designated tripfag for next horse
>>924935Fuck you nigga, I need that picture for my daily question
>>924942>Nathan wakes in a cold sweat.
>>924930It wasn't on the playlist already?I'm sure I added it when I saw it.Oh well, now it's on there.I never posted the link
>>924942Okay, but for us to wrestle you have to start by b ending over and spreading your legs very wide, okay?
>>924956Well if not you, the other guys that did.
>>924942
>>924946That picture would be a 10 if they were making out.
>>923508Honestly neither Tombstone nor myself expected the remix to blow up at this rate. I can't really stop the things that have already been set in motion... sorry that it bugs you (guys/plural?).All I can really do about it is make a song that stands equally well on its own, and for Eurobeat that's very difficult but not impossible.
>>924722>Rarity>arches her back, closes her eyes and bites her lip>turns her head to one side and her leg shakes just a little bit as she grabs the sheets
>>924948I could if needed.
>>924957It's not fair to her if you make her start in a position where you can immediately pin her.We should get her into MMA instead.
>>924946>Dat gem.No wonder Spike loves it so much.
>>924971>rarity_getting_into_bed.wav
>>924968>All I can really do about it is make a song that stands equally well on its ownYour version is much better than all of the remixes, seriously
>>924974No i wanna do it plz
>>924968As far as I'm concerned that guy wrecked your song.
>>924968But the original was, like, your best.And then Tombstone had to smear mediocrity all over it.
>>924946Look at them fancy shoes.
>>924974>>924948I wish Anon could make threads again...
>>924946OOOooOOOOOoh
>>924939Oh god yes Icarus remixed.
>>924994I made the last thread and another anon made this one.
>>924994I don't care, I don't worry about Anon threads myself.
>>924968>plural?Nope, it's just one guy trying to get us all upset. My jimmies won't be rustled today.
>>924974static void Main() { string connectionString = "Data Source=(Leth);Initial Execute=New Thread;" + "Integrated Security=true"; // Make a new thread. string queryString = "SELECT ProductID, UnitPrice, Pony" + "WHERE Pony > @thread_number " + "ORDER BY BestPony DESC;";
>>925007Oh. I literally just got here.Carry on then.
>>924968Don't worry about ti too much Eurobeat, you know how we love to get angry at things
>>924722Applejack would just come with no fucks given as to what it looked like. Probably tense up, grunt a little bit, start breathing a little heavy.Then once she was sure I'd come, she'd catch her breath for a while, then>"Well, I got work to do in the mornin'. G'night, sugarcube!">rolls over, falls asleep
>>925015Hello unity
>>925034no
>>924997Goddammit
>>925027>casual sexGood, I dont want a relationship with a horse just the sex.
>>925026But we can never get angry at you~
>>923650I feel the need to point out here that somebody else edited it. I've fixed it. I would never name something that.
WINSTON JUST GET HOME FROM CLUBSWINSTON HAVE VERY GOOD TIMEWINSTON DRINK MUCHWINSTON DANCE WITH MANY PRETTY GIRLSWINSTON DEAD ON HIS FEETWINSTON PASS OUT NOWGOODNIGHT
>>925038You're welcome.
>>925057winston pls gowhat do you even contribute?
>>925057>Winston writes an epic.>He does it in a single post.>Not a single lego was mentioned.>Anons in a 20 mile radius had orgasms.
>>925069Legos and Tabasco.
>>925035I swear i had a feel for this once
>>923278>not having reason to be proud of yourselfChrist sake, anon. You're not supposed to be making an EFFORT to be failures.
>>924982Quality and popularity are two different things.I like to think that mine was more technically inclined whereas his was more production-focused, an approach that worked.>>924985Wrecked? I still have the original largely intact, and truth be told his remix HAS driven some more attention to the original.>>924986If it means anything, I don't think Discord is my best Eurobeat song— ONE of my best Ponybeats, perhaps, but I place a lot more weight on my originals than on Ponybeat. I'm definitely glad you enjoyed Discord though!>>AllPlease don't be disheartened by the remix's status, if you don't like it. The efforts I have ready for the end of Vol. 2 and just after that should make for Eurobeat music that's just as good (if not better!) than Discord was. Just hold me to it!
>>925040>not wanting to hold post-orgasm pone close and feel her breathing slow and her heart stop racing>not wanting to feel pone cuddle against your chest as you fall asleep
>>925081And tape.
new throd?>>925070>>925070>>925070>>925070>>925070>>925070>>925070>>925070
>>925087YES
>>925062
>>924912Actually as it turns out i listen to both.TSFH is still better in quality.
>>925088>implying you can't have that with casual sex>implying you can't look into her eyes and realise that you want more, and that just fucking her isn't enough>implying she won't look back and feel the same way
>>924946this picture is exactly how i like my mlp porn to be. even the unrealistic belly button that would not show through the coat doesnt bother me this time.
>>925087Well it hasn't stopped me from enjoying the original but the version he made is nothing as good as your original.
>>925087Have you ever considered branching out, like trying other genres.For some reason I got the idea to remix the acoustic version of bloodsucker/he was a good stalker into the style of the bastion soundtrack.Then I realized my experience with audio editing is limited to converting micspam for hat simulator.
>>925104That isn't casual sex then is it.
>>925089That one was anon actually. I never wrote about tape.Of course I may well have done that but I just don't remember it.
>>925119Thats not me anyway.
>>925119>having casual sexFucking casuals
>>925119It was at first.
>>925040>>925040"It ain't that I don't like ya or nothin', Anon - but with harvest comin' up soon, an' all the stuff needs doin' on the farm anyways, I just ain't got the TIME fer none 'a that relationship stuff...But it's real nice havin' someone to... scratch that itch, y'know?Sayin'a which, you mind... gettin' this one right behind my ear...?"
>>924942>you will never play-"wrassle" with Applebloom>you will never throw the round so she can feel like a winner>you will never reach down and ruffle her mane, telling her she's getting good at this.
>>922851I work at a deli in a small grocery chain. I handle your meat
>>923747>I need to go to bed early tonight so I can get shit done before work tomorrow>6 hours later>fucking birds
I'm in the middle of watching the best night ever. I just realised that there is no way that season 2 could ever hope to top this. The nostalgia, the entire seasons worth of build up, the novelty of liking mlp. It's all gone.
