Bite my glorious golden butt.Previous thread: >>9197740
>>9201891What about 2D children?>>9201925Some girls are cute and fun to play with.
>>9202060keep your pedo shit in the old horse, faggot
>>9202060WE'RE NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN
>>9202060MS, go away.
>>9202060Keep the fetish shit in the old thread, newfag
>>9202069>>9202073don't respond to the /tv/ shitposter, guysjust report
>>9202064Dramatic lighting is radgot anymore?
>>9202088I would suck his marshmallow pony hooves.
>>9202095loves his nana
QUIT FUCKING UP THE MARKER PASSWORD!
MLPG, I have to boop SUPER bad
what do you use to design the model for a 3d printer? i have access to a printer at work and i wanted to make a futa rarity and nanaki toy.
>>9202146Mmm canon rainbow cock.
>>9202138I love those little ear tufts.
which pone would you kiss passionately?
>>9202146Select your gun and then select your horse.
>>9202140didnt leth mark the last thread thoughsince when does he mess up the password
>>9202138Midnight Blossom is still cuter
>>9202170Pretty much any of them.
I wish Equestria Prevails would either learn to shade or just leave it flat.
>>9202181wait, why futa dash?
Simplifying the background a bit. How's this?
>>9202163>you'll never scratch those ear-tufts
So we were at the part where the CMC were dizzy and horny. What do next?
Pones have an overcautious sense when it comes to injuries... all you have is a runny nose and they put you in the care of nurse Redheart. Maybe it's because they don't know human biology? Or they are overprotective? She just finished taking your vitals. Everything is normal, of course.What do?
>>9202212it needs to be about 20% cooler.
>>9202201the joke is that the thumbnail makes it look like a rainbow penis
>>9202150Pretty much any 3D modeling program works, blender is free, 3DSMax and Maya are not shit. 3DSMax isn't all that great with organic stuff though so you'll probably want to use Maya. Keep in mind that none of these are easy to use. Also 3D printers have serious limitations when it comes to complex shapes as long as you are using the extruder type, you'll have to add supports to your model, otherwise it will not print it correctly. If your workplace has one of those laser 3D printers that use plastic powder then disregard this bit.
>>9202170I would furiously blow raspberries into Ponk's plush belly
>>9202192especially that one
>>9202221Tell her you got some swelling between you legs.
>>9202188I'm glad you think that Anon, that way I get to have the actually cuter batpone
>>9202212Have you put it into the tumblr yet? One needs to see it in use.
>>9202232le brony face.
Would you ride pony to the supermarket?
>>9202240You don't need to take them anywhere; they are already in your house.
>>9202259Whose face is it?
>>9202262she wouldn't let me.
>>9202262I've never ridden a horse before
>>9202268my onion > your opinion
>>9202262Little pony is for friendship, not riding.
>>9202212Looks really cool I bought a box of girl scout cookies because of this pone. How autistic am I?
>>9202286>you'll never ride on Celestia's back>you'll never pet the back of her neck and tell her she's a good pony
>>9202320>pink pone penis
>>9202330You're not autistic until you get a diagnosis, you dingus.Were they at your door? And you bought it from them?
>>9202330That reminds me I have to finish the "girl scout pone give their bodies to raise money for the poor selling their own bodies" fic.
>>9202330I've made real life purchases because I think pony would approve.
>Meghan denying a very specific question about Sunshine Shimmer>which means that Sunshine Shimmer could still appear on the show, but not introduced wiht a storyline nor focused plot on her character>which means that she could be forced worse than Candyass and Surfing Armor>If Sunshine Shimmer gets episodes about her then Meghan blatantly lied and she will get shit for it
>>9202356I'm afraid the diagnosis is autism
>>9202353>you'll never feed her oats from your hand
>>9202330I'd definitely buy cookie from pone, even if they tasted horrible.
>>9202375You think she cares if she gets shit for it?
>>9202375oh man I haven't seen xialoin showdow in 10 years or so.
You have to protect a pony from Dolph Lundgren!What do?
>>9202240good idea, I want to take the CMC out hiking
>>9202386Oh that's good because Sweetie Belle helped back them this yea.
>>9202353>>9202381she's a goddess. I think she'd be rather pissed if you did that.
>>9202396Have Twilight send him into the Mirror Pool.
>>9202413>she'd be rather pissed if you fed her oatsSomehow, I don't think so
>>9202375>>Meghan denying a very specific question about Sunshine ShimmerWhut? where?
>>9202395is there still a fandom?
>>9202410How new are you?
>>9202380>Implying Nurse Redhart is qualified to diagnose Humans with anything.
>>9202330>at grandpas house>mention that i wish i had some girlscout cookies right now>he goes on long political bullshit rant about how giving money to the girlscouts is evil>i sit there politely waiting for the chance to get the fuck out from there it was awkward as hell
>>9202232Rainbow Dash pls.>>9202256http://askafillyscout.tumblr.comI stretched it out a bit just to see if I could fill the gap.
>>9202443my god that is hideous. It somehow fits their faces.
>>9202320>you will never catch pinkie rubbing her dick against a tree for relief
>>9202448She's able to diagnose being better than Nurse Purplefat, for sure
>>9202465That is truly the face of evil.
>>9202462He's an ugly guy that was featured prominently in one of the first brony meetups and used to be in MLPG.
>>9202451>I don't know why you even both to answer the Sunset Shimmer questions...Really? Why the fuck not?
>>9202428Twitter>RT “@FangzWithaZ: Is Sunset Shimmer going to be a Season 4 storyline? The fact that her backstory seems like a show plot.” Nope.
>>9202170I would passionately kiss Twilight while engaging in heavy petting
>>9202456Doesn't that work with 'repeat-x'?
>>9202456>I stretched it out a bit just to see if I could fill the gap.unf
>>9202405Would you take them to a beautiful park?
>>9202483TIS A LIE DON'T BELIEVE THEM
>>9202456I want those PB&J cookies.
>>9202221Tell her that humans need to release built up semen every day or we get sick, so I'll need to come in daily for therapy.
>>9202483>Astral Projection GeneralIs this some meta stealth parody of Tulpas?
>>9202375It wouldn't be the first time the staff blatantly lied about something. I know they have an NDA, but you would think it would be easy to just ignore questions whose answers would violate said NDA, rather than giving out false information.
>>9202286Is that how tall people usually visualize Celestia to be? I never thought she would be as tall as a horse.
>>9202476bitch what didja say about my waifu?
>>9202529>tall as a horse.she's taller
>>9202527Nah, it's just bullshit witholut a reason and sense.
>>9202532she's purpleand fat
>>9202507I'm not very familiar with HTML or CSS - it's been ages since I've done the single web-design course we had at school, so any advice would be appreciated.
>>9202532>that game's animationlel
>>9202527I don't think sothey actually mention tulpas in the OP>>9202518BUT IT LOOKS LIKE FUN
>>9202451I think that she should have something nice done for her. She really shouldn't have to put up with some of these people trying to disenfranchise her
>>9202549that horse is too big
>>9202244>>9202524...you don't even want to be here right now, but they forced you with magic. These pones are too innocent and nice to be sexy, and you'll feel like a jerk for taking advantage of that. Seems like this place is a lot softer than Earth, but you don't use your social experience to be a no disrespectful jerk. There were a few close calls, but so far your imagination and hand have been enough. You need to get out of this place, it's boring and demeaning.
AHH! AFTER 10000 YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO PREREAD FOR EQD!
>>9202456i wish i had some good advice for you but i am no graphic designer.my opinion is that the way first one you had was the best option so far.
>>9202437They're bringing the show back. Some new shit, I dunno.
>>9202553SHE'S NOT FAT, SHE'S BIG BONED.AND SHE AHS A BIG HEART.
>>9202565Meghan pls fuck offNo one is forcing you to be on twitter
If you keep winding up firmly in the friend zone, are you still considered beta if you ask a few girls you are friends with how best to avoid being friend zoned and take their advice to heart?
>>9202584nooo seriously? That sounds great.
>>9202573fuck youall the other horses are too small
>>9202573She's just the right size for cuddles
>>9202577This is still my favorite edit.It's been nearly two years now and I've yet to see one that tops this.
>>9202594are your friends that are girls also ponies?this is important
>>9202573Now that I would give the D to.
>>9202456I think it'd be great if you could make a tileset, no text, only the different cookies, which could be repeated both horizontally and vertically and thus fill out the whole page.
>>9202413who says goddesses can't have a little fun sometimes?
>>9202577Prereading for EqD is the most terrible thing anyone could to themselves. You must either be mad or hate yourself to a degree normal torture is not good enough.
>>9202585and a large amount of being bad
>>9202634I could probably count the number of fics I actually preread on my fingers.
>>9202609seems a bit like crookedtrees. A bit.
>>9202628Man I thought that said "Jelly Scouts" for a minute.
>>9202627well there's your problemponies naturally "friend zone" everyonethey're very friendly creatures
>>9202594Never ask women for advice, because they don't know what they want.
>>9202647Nicknack pls go
>>9202661Are you me? I also keep reading fidelity as "fiddling" for some reason
>>9202565She was the one who came up with Twilicorn. She deserves the shit she gets.
>>9202575>too innocent and nice to be sexyBullshit they are. Most of the mares in the show are smoking hot.
>>9202693>implying nick isn't bro tier prereaderHue.
>people actually want Sunshine Shimmer on the show and an storyline dedicated to her>when there are some main characters that have been lacking development and dedicated episodesI....i just don't understand
>>9202558I'm not very familiar either, I just fiddled a bit around in the code.See the highlighted parts? Replace the "no-repeat" by'repeat''repeat-x' or'repeat-y'and delete the "center"
>AAAA shoooo HAAAAAA shooooo
Did another filly Rumble pic. Anybody have a simple 1pony draw request?
>>9202707I don't keep track of them.I just know NTSTS, Nathan and Moron Son of Boron either are or were at some point Pre-Readers
>>9202731Wake up pank its not bedtime yet
>>9202707are we seriously talking about autism daily prereaders?
>>9202733Pony losing their cucumbers
>>9202733Sweetie with glasses or bloomers, Apple Bloom cheeks, Pip.
>>9202724But we don't care about Fluttery Shy episodes.
>>9202724>people don't want new characters on the show
>>9202665What if they start getting a little too friendly and start sniffing around your crotch
>>9202737I know a large quantity of them due to me being on /fic/'s chatroom and pre-reading in general. Nick is one of the few decent ones.
>>9202575Why would Anon leave such a wonderful place full of soft creatures?
>>9202724Who is Sunshine Shimmer
>>9202724Who does? Bronies are complete retards anyway and I haven't really seen anyone here who really wanted her to be shown, if anything a bunch of people tend to say that her appearance might not be entirely horrible.
I need to stop coming to these threadspony is too cute for its own good
>>9202799A character that is might be creating the Mane 7 because of some National Treasure style clue-analysis
>>9202804>>9202821>RNBO DS>ARE DEECasuals.
>>9202822>remove BonbonWhy would you do such a thing?
>>9202854>derpy hoovesmy sides.
>tfw you will never have one spa pone suck your cock while tonguing the head and shaft while the other ones sucks your balls
>>9202884and the third one watches.
>>9202884>You will never brush a pony's mane
>>9202806In Equestria Daily, rebbit and ponychan there is a lot of comments saying that they actually want Sunshine Shimmer on the show, and now they are disppointed that Meghan denied it.Before you go>hurr no one cares about those sitesRemember that they are the majority.They loved Twilicorn and is clear that they are going to love Sunshine Shimmer.
>>9202891There's 3 of them? The third one can still get in there, maybe get your nipples erect then flick them with her tongue
>>9202902are you saying you don't like Princess Twily?
>>9202799She most likely will be Twilight's complement, not replacement as most people seem to think
>>9202902Do I have to really post the "pandering, pandering" aria screencap on the notes of "savages, savages",anon?
>>9202902I think a new character would be cool, as long as they didn't overshadow existing characters. Course knowing the writers...
>>9202895>you will never hug a pony and tousle her mane
>>9202902#FF0000dit is neither a 'driving force', neither is it prominent.
>>9202946#FF0000ditisn't that Whitedit?
>>9202866>you will never help Lyra find out where Bon Bon went
>>9202960I thought white was ##FFFFFF
>>9202692>>9202783...yes, they are soft, and petting them is nice, and it's great when they lay on your lap, and the way they moan when you scratch their ear sound great, and maybe you'd do something if you were a weaker man, but you aren't a pone. It's... too weird for sex. You feel like a town pet rather than a person, this has to stop. Just help me out, will ya?
>>9202960that would be #FFFThe first two (or one if you're cutting it in half) places are red
>>9202978but bon bon is dedrip
>>9202960The fuck broDo you even RGB and hex?
>>9202960white is #FFFFFF
>>9202941A new character by default overshadows existing characters, you know, just because of the fact that they are new
>>9202990>You feel like a town pet>this has to stopyou and I are on totally different wavelengths here
>markerfags in charge of doing their jobs
What if older teen sister Celestia /ss/
>>9202940AAAAAAAAA WHERE IS ITI HAD IT BEFORESOMEONE POST IT
>>9202999>you will never embrace lyra and let her cry on your shoulder when she finds out
>there has been zero show-related news for several weeks
>>9202990They'll get you eventually. Maybe not today, or tomorrow, or even a year from now, but one day a particularly frisky mare will block your path while winking and throbbing furiously, push you up against a wall, and have her way with you.
>>9203058with her adorable little colt brother, of course
>>9203055i am already drinking
>>9203034can we have some smelly feet in this and some humiliation
>>9203092I cannot fathom what kind of enjoyment people derive from that show.
>>9203092I could never really get into that show.
Why is she so pink?
>>9202902I FOUND IT.
>>9203025>>9203071Redheart: "Oh my, your heartbeat is raising!"
>>9203120She isn't pink at all. I believe you are mistaken.
>>9203120Genetic defect. Runs in the Pie family every other generation.
>>9203034Why not lolilestia instead?
>>9203140she's pink on the inside
>>9203163So is Bubble Berry
>>9203163I took a look. Still no pink there either.
>>9203187no, he's white in the inside
>>9203080Or shota Discord.>>9203088Smelly loli feet, yes.
>>9202902>They loved Twilicorn and is clear that they are going to love Sunshine Shimmer.Might want to check again
>>9203198Is he squishy on the outside and the inside?
Which secret pony cult will be the first to awaken their dark and horrible god?
why do you have to turn everything into kids when grown mares are so much fun?
>>9203234indeed he is.
Are there any good Nurse Redheart stories?You know the kind I'm talking about.
>>9203248Because there are a bunch of pedophiles here for some reason.
>>9203248I don't understand the appeal either
>>9203270How does a sun princess get sunburnt so badly?
>>9203270I want to be celestia's lover.
>>9203248It's been grown-up ponies for more than a year. I want some paedo stuff.>>9203266Captain obvious.
>>9203270>Celestia devouring Luna.jpg
is this true?>>9201160if so, what panel?link pls
>You will never disco dance the night away with pone.
>>9203266>wanting to fuck cute little fillies>pedophilePick one.
>>9203270Why is she so goddamn pink?
>>9203293You got to be her friend anon.
>>9203308the one with the horsefuckers.God bless us.
>>9203301>>9203321why don't you try starting a pedo thread in /mlp/?I bet you could find some more willing participants out there
>>9203301so you finally come crawling back have youI thought you learned not to coem here after streaming child porn
remember when bon bon lived?
>>9203315Nobody discos anymore.I want to go to a rave and dance the night away to dubstep with pone
>>9203337you know what?...It actually would get a lot of people there. Fuck.
>>9203259>>9203259>>9203259>>9203259I asked a question, motherfuckers
>>9203366you mean luna?
>>9203326Would you rather her be red?
>>9203337Why don't you start a complaining thread in /mlp/?>>9203344I'm not him.
>>9203386I did not answer it, motherfucker.
>>9203386There aren't any stories until you make oneGet to work
>>9203395what was the name of the Celestia counterpart of NMM? Solar flare?
>>9203357octavia pls I want you
>>9203386ones upon a time anon porked the white nruse ponetheend
>>9203193This one is a bit red...
>>9203386if you want I could add it to my queque list. It'll take... hm.6 months is good for you?
>>9203259i would read those stories
>>9203426Yeah, something like that
>>9203423But I want to masturbate right nowI can't wank off and write at the same time
>>9203437it's fucking work, you ignorant dolt.
>>9203402Why don't you start your own thread in mlp and stop treating us like your personal toilet?You'll get less bans that way
>>9203453I feel like reading that fic right now.
>>9203349She's just an addon to Lyra now
>>9203465why aren't you drawing, Rei?
>>9203458Why respond seriously to bait>>9203461No.
>>9203443That's too long
>>9203497you're not Rei?who are you?
>>9203484"solar flare" I think it was. 6 stars on EqD, if my memory doesn't fool me.
>>9202962Why do people always slim Big Mac down when gender-bending him?
>>9203458>work>not getting paidlolno
>>9203485then enjoy getting banned over and over againdon't say you were never given a choice
>>9203496well my good friend I have already got 2 fics in my queque, I can't write that fast.
>>9203511psstit's some dude posting octavia
>>9203536fuck you then
>>9203503Her power swells and grows with the rising of the sun
>>9203525Okay. Now bite my butt.
>>9203528Welp. I guess I'll take a break, then.
>>9203557>swells and growsu-unf...
>>9203528It's gonna be shit anyway. Sunset Shimmer will be sure of that.
>>9203563why aren't you talking about pony?what do you think of Rainbow dash?
>>9203522because they'd lack the confidence to handle a bulky female mac with her firm ripping horsemuscles.
>>9203580more like sunset shitter, amirite
>>9203580It was just confirmed she's not going to be appearing.
>>9203580Sunset Shimmer?More like Sunset Shitter!
>>9202163>>9202215ear tufts you say?
>>9203589Old.What do you think about Sweetie Belle?
>>9203594Strong FemMac is great
>S4 until decemberNope, i can't do it.I barely survived the past hiatus.
>>9203607Nope, read it again. Megan never says she won't be appearing. only that her background storyline won't be a part of the show. Learn to read in between the lines anon.
>>9203630Whoa slow down their son!
>>9203589>responding to the shitposter
>>9203624she could be smarterwhat about Fluttershy?
>>9203630You know how fast you were booping back there?
>>9203571If you ever saw her standing tall and erect behind the backdrop of a red, engorged sun ushering in dawn you'd swear you could see the heat washing off of her
>>9203528This seems really early to be giving a window on when the show is returning
>>9203650>>9203668You guys have said this three times in a row!
>>9203653She is smart, but a little slow.Old.What do you think about Apple Bloom?
>>9203648This, she has never unconfirmed that sunset shimmers is appearing in the show. She has been tip toeing around the questions.
>>9203646That's what people initially said about season 2 But then we got a September premiere
>>9203669And that's why solar flare is the best villain, while nightmare moon just covered the sun and made an evil laughter.
>>9203674> early>december>at least 9 monthsno, it actually seems pretty appropiate
which of the mane six likes to tease and humiliate stallions the most
>>9202599>>9202632It's coming backThe Showdown parts are CGIAll the voices are changed.It's a reboot of sorts.
>>9203557>>9203571it's length increases until it reaches it's maximum length at zenith at around 48 inches
>>9203686she could be more consideratewhat about IRON WILL?
>>9203726None of them really, but maybe Rarity?
>>9203747I would a huge celestiadick.I would so much.
>>9202733What happen to him/he?
>>9203747what am I supposed to do with more than a yard of burning hot horsefleshI mean honestly
>>9203771Old.What do you think about Pipsqueak?
>>9203795aj,why is your face so damn pointy? it's as if the artist drew two straight lines and said "yeah it's fine like that, everyone's gonna look at her ass anyway."
>>9203795I'm sorry, but I'm just not sexually attracted to you Apple Jack.
>>9203810give it a good oily massage
>>9203810start worshipping it.
>first hiatus was 5 months>past hiatus was 7 months>this hiatus will be at least 9 months
>>9203812young.oh look the conversation is fucking over because we're using one-word answers what a suprise
>>9203694>>9203648geez guys, now your starting to make me worry
>>9202768Why yes glasses do make you look smarter.Mostly.>>9203806He was poofed into a filly.So I'm drawing him as a filly for a bit.
So, just to confirm, winter IS coming, right?
>>9203812you mean that kid that popped up once in nightmare night and again in ponyville confidential?don't know muchwhat did you think of the wedding?
>>9203594It would be an impressive sight watching the power in her large, solid flank twitch and flex with every buck
>>9203842>yfw the s4-s5 hiatus is a year
>>9203775why does she have 5 hooves?
>>9203795You're not Rarity.
>>9203862>implying there will be a s5
>>9203845Is she blind?Comso, what did you do?
>>9203841>>9203836I guess that worksI was just worried that you guys actually expected that thing to go inside me
>>9203842we could just let it go you knowjust not make a new horse one day
>>9203868yes that's octavia, what is your point?
>>9203827shut up and look at her ass
>>9203386There is actually one on Clopsort. Forgot the name but its there.
>>9203865she's a monster from beyond time and spaceshe has as many hooves as she wantsand then she turns them in to claws
what if Rarity developed an infatuation with anon?
>>9203882oh, it will.
>>9203889What is determinism?
>>9203843Why aren't you talking about the show?What do you think about filly Celestia?>>9203845What is this>>9203860Awful ending.What did you think about One Bad Apple?
>>9203908>she's crushed when she finds out he's full homo
>>9203908inb4 apple selfinsert fantasy comic
>>9203889NIET!HORSE GOES EVER ON AND ON TOWARDS SUNSET.HORSE GALLOP IN PISS AND MAKE GLORIOUS GOLDEN TRAILS FOR EVERYONE TO FOLLOW.HORSE NEVER STOPS.HORSE NEVER STOPS.
>>9203912I always wanted to die for my country
>>9203528>WinterHey, at least we have EqG!
>>9203878She's not blind. She's prophesizing.>>9203922Just a thing.
>>9203866Rarity would never let you fuck her butt
>>9203948EqG? I thought the name was AuD.
>>9203861>>9203639>>9203594would you snuggle a female big mac looking like this?
>>9203845Right.Well I prove so keep doing it
>>9203922>What did you think about One Bad Apple?it was mehcould do without that fucking ending thoughwhat about the the season one opening episodes?
>>9203974why does this keep happening
>>9203528Can they just fucking fire Meghan already jesus christWhen is Lauren going to make her next hit show that's not galaxy girls
We're doing some tests with the marker. Please excuse the dust.
>>9203969That's a horseNot a pony
>>9203528>There are sure to be more than a few surprises coming up for Twilight and friends. In the third-season finale, Twilight Sparkle gained her wings and became a princess. “What we didn’t want to do was change who she is as a character, because she’s certainly someone that everyone’s proud to know and love,” MLP head writer Meghan McCarthy previously told EW. “I don’t think becoming a princess really changes her; I think it’s going to introduce some new challenges for her.”SUCK MY DICK YOU DOOM PAUL SPAMMING FAGGOTS.
>>9203528>Winter>I was right about the super hiatusfuck
>>9203975NOT ENOUGH FILLIESWHICH FILLY WOULD YOU FUCK
>>9204007no, I masturbated to 3dpd.
>>9204007No, actuallyI started to this morning but I didn't finish
>>9203994>don’t think becoming a princess really changes herShe has fucking wings, and is now taller than all of her other friends. That's not change?
>>9204007I don't know what that is.
>>9204007yes.making senpai proud~
>>9203810It's not what you'll do to it that mattersIt's what it will do to you
>>9204007NoI masturbated to a BE ficI might masturbate to Darfs Twilestia again
>>9204023>>9203974>>9203630What the fuck are you guys doing?
>>9204007Yes, now stop asking.
>>9203969No, no ponies in bedIt can have the carpet
No wonder Hasbro created Equestria Girls.FiM is going to be 3 years old and the little girls are growing up, with a 9 month hiatus they are really going start losing interest on ponies.
>>9204022She's referring to her personality.
>>9204035>tfw there's like one humanpony BE fic and it's fucking awful
>>9204007I don't do that shit
>>9203994>implyingYeah, and Tara said she wasn't gonna be an Alicorn either.
>>9204007I haven't masturbated in two months.
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>>9204009as they are, none of themif they were older, none of themthat's not my thing
>>9204052You do know that the world has an essentially endless supply of little girls?
>>9204052Pretty much.That's why I say that EG is smart from a business perspective
>We will never have a season 4 episode where they renovate this old castle from season 1 for Twilycorn>No little history lesson on how old the castle is, what it's purpose was before it fell into disrepair, finding its hidden secrets such as the reason the castle held the elements>Not even Luna using illusion moon powers to showcase all of this in a musical number
>>9204052>FiM is going to be 3 years old and the little girls are growing upIt's not like there's only one set of little of little girls around, there's new ones all the time.
>>9203528Why? Why are they doing this to me?
>>9204078shut up, mewball.
>>9204035I'm always kinda torn with darfs fics... on the one hand, they have parts that are hot as fuck, one the other hand they almost always include fetishes I don't like at allApart from that Chrysalis one>tfw it will never be finished
>>9204089IT'S SO BOOPY
>>9203981maybe after a few drinks...
>>9204075>The final testOH GOD I'M NOT READY
>>9204089TOO MUCH BOOP.
>>9204070I'm on my nofap marathon. Only a week though.
>>9204022The keyword is "really"But good grief the amount of Bullshit Meghan has been getting lately is atrocious
>>9204070I haven't masturbated in a couple weeks.Sertraline kills my libido
>>9204026THENWHICH HUMAN FILLY WOULD YOU FUCKWOULD YOU LICK THEM EVERYWHEREWOULD YOU MAKE THEM ORGASM FROM STIMULATING THEIR CLIT
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>>9204053She won't change in season 4 because she already changed in GPPTHE MORE YOU KNOW~
>>9204089that's not 1080pthis is 1080p
>>9204131no, as I said that is not my thing
>>9204086Why would they rennovate the castle?It's in the middle of the Everfree Forest
>>9204124Well you make a decision and then you live with the consequences. And I honestly don't mean that in a harsh way.
>>9204110maybe after a lot of drinks is more like it
>>9204070How do you live?
Guys, if a pony ponies pony but nobody is around to hear it, did it ever pony?
>>9204078sometimes Applejack makes it hard for me to stay faithful to my waifuI really like hera lot
>>9204131NONEYOUR A FAGGOT
>>9204094>>9204130>>9204123And I didn't even tell you the rest, I've only masturbated once since September.
And here comes the doomsayers.This is going to be a fun thread.
>>9203134If you guys keep talking like this, I might just end up raping one. I'm going home. Redheart protests, but hey, at least I'm not slamming it into her, right? As long as no more... thoughts get to me, I should be good.
>>9204150Who puts a castle in the middle of Everfree forest?
>>9204131I'd rather fuck ur mum
>>9204150As a monmument to the progress of civilization trumping nature
>>9204171How do you watch ponies without masturbating anon? I can't believe that's possible.
>>9204171are you a very conservative woman or an extremely weird man?
>>9204178But it's Penis Inspection Day! You've missed your last three appointments!
>>9204180Someone who wants to take advantage of the forest's natural defenses
>>9204176And S4 is so faraway
>>9204178GIVE IT TO HERYOU HAVE ITSHE NEEDS IT
>>9204176NO! Q-QUICK! Request me something to draw.
>>9204180Maybe the forest wasn't so wild back when the castle was built. Heck maybe ponies avoid the forest because of some lingering memory of the castle?
>>9204216That's more like a teal.
>>9204150>>9204180exactlyalso it makes more sence then just PRINCESS TWILYCORN LIVES IN DA LIBARY LIKE A PEASENT that they sound like they are trying to doalso it'll make everything close to the everfree where things actually happen and maybe we can even get a gag of twilight magcially moving the entire libary over to the castle, effectivly stealing it
>>9204080>>9204087Do you even know how generations work?The generations that grew up with it are going to start losing interest on it.The new generations will not be as interested on an old show.Under your logic then all childrens cartoons will never lose relevance among kids.The only exception so far is Spongebob
>>9204217THE CASTLE IN THE EVERFREE
>>9204217RARITY AND FLUTTERSHY
>>9204191Well, ponies aren't exactly that arousing to begin withThey have to go through a lot of tacking and tweaking before they become fap-worthy
>>9204180It didn't use to be the everfree forest before. it used ot be the royal castle before NMM break up. Unable to live in the same place where she ssaw her beloved little sister turn into a wretched monster, Celestia abandoned it as a reminder of how anyone can fall into ruins without the proper care and moved to another place. The everfree and the ruins are a testament of the bitterness and hatred Nightmare moon had for every living thing.
>>9204226Dude it is a cartoon actively being made. There's a new season coming out. It's not even old yet.
>>9204191Ponies aren't even for sexual.>>9204192There are just too many people around all the time. Its not really by choice. I'm sure in about 5 weeks when I'm finally alone, my hand will be attached to my wiener 24/7.
>>9204152anon, you need her lucid...it would be preferable at least
>>9204226Yep.That's why Hasbro is making EG. So that the little girls that are growing up from FIM jump straight to it due to familiar characters instead of going to Monster High
>>9204253You get lost too
>>9204007I'm holding out for LK's possible stream later
Woah, calm down everyone, hold your horses.
>>9204280it's possibly art or halo
>>9204249I'm pretty sure 3 years is considerably old under cartoon standards
>>9203528>"we didnt want to change her">"growing wings and becoming a princess doesnt change her at all"thanks Meghan McCarthy
>>9204287inb4 panka pah
>>9204282Fuck off you pink cunt.
>>9204244And that, my little anons, is how the everfree forest was born.
>>9204287no thats gross
>>9204309Will the WEH intensify?
>>9204178she looks sad to see you gowon't you stay just a bit longer to keep her company?
>>9204287Where are her pants?
you know, we still havn't got a explanation for why the elements were stone spheres
>>9204339They were actually crystals.
>>9204339FANFICTIONcaptcha: stone balau
>tfw compulsive porn hoarder>tfw mlp gave me a hot glue fetishGOD DAMN IT
>masturbating 3+ times a dayhow do you even do that, I prefer to wait til the weekend, then do a long edging session, that's a lot more satisfying than firing off a quick load 3-4 times a day
>>9203812>those sheets and blanketgo away mcdonalds viral marketing
>>9204339That's nobodys business but the Turks.
>>9204339is was all an illusion
>>9203528>this winterBUT ITS STILL WINTER FOR A FEW HOURS IN CANADAWHERES THE FUCKING HORSE
>>9204364>250gb of 3dpd pornI haven't watched 10% of it
>>9204364Yeah, hot glue is great. Especially when its spread all over the top of pony figures.
>>9204260Maybe she doesn't want to be lucidMaybe she wants an excuse and blame it on having too many drinks
hi Rainbow Dash!
>>9204339They're in the same pattern as Twilight's cuite mark
>>9204351>>9204360also there's implications that whoever made the stones knew the differences between the elementsnotice the different symbols on the stones
>>9204376aw shitmy nuggah
>>9204390>>9204364MLPG got me obsessed with semen volume, it feels so good when you spurt out huge loads, so I put two and two together and now I'm constantly unsatisfied with my ejaculate volume
>>9204408but there are six orbs (seven if you count the middle) in that picture and Twily only has five stars
>>9204386>>9204390>just started stockpiling an hour ago
>>9204449She grew an extra star when she princessified
>>9204394that sounds detrimental to her healthshe can blame it on the booze, but anal's not worth risking her dying of alcohol poisoningmaybe she just needs to admit to herself that she likes it
>>9203528LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND NON-BINARY INDIVIDUALSWELCOME TO MEGAHIATUS 2013
>>9204444Well do I have a picture for you.
>>9204417That pony seems to be covered in gelatin
>>9204444>put two and two together>4444
>>9204444>>9204464>eight to ten spurts now with the stack>with my hand wrapped around my cockhead>the cum fills my hand and leaks through my fingers>wow
>>9204456but that's wrong
>>9204417are you okay?you look a little...melty.
>>9204441This is correct.
>>9204466Look again. She is gelatin.
>>9204466Covered or constructed out of?You decide.
>>9204464Too fucking small,anon.
>>9204466The pony is gelatinI want to put my dick in it.
>>9204441FUCK OFF FAGGOT SHE'S MINE
>>9204482So how much of a shot glass can you fill?
>Hasbro celebrates MLP's 30th anniversayr by not having ponies for most of the yearHasbro, you are a fucking genius.
>>9204483I want to care for Twilight's wingsthey look so lovely
>>9204503Spills over if I don't fap for a few days
>>9204483That's an animation error, it'll be fixed in season 4
>>9204482I'd really like to know where you got all those supplements.
>>9204527>Hasbro has been infiltrated by EA
>>9204536...stramor pics or something
>>9204558The supplement aisle
>>9204558amazon, they have fucking everythingLongjack is one that should be added, that increases libido so much.
>>9204558I got mine off amazon
>>9204498She'd just absorb you
>>9204441I really like her, but I wouldn't say she's my waifu.I mean, I don't really have a waifu anyways.
>>9204568anon why are you such a raging homosexual?
>>9204536Bullshit, I'm gonna need vids to believe that. Even half a shot glass is a lot of fucking cum.
>>9204598We're all homosexuals down here
>>9204558Online at Amazon.
>>9204599>>9204568Mlpg. It makes you gay.
>>9204527dfg, if you're going to insult hasbro at least have some fucking class.>anniversayr
>>9204598I have no idea, but >>9204599 said is right
>>9204339I like to think that the stone balls are their "neutral" state and that when they're activated, they change form to suit whoever holds them.
>>9204568>>9204536This isn't ponies, faggots
I do hope they actually go through with everfree Renovation, mostly because it'll keep twilight's castle out of the Crystal Empire i.e we can avoid cadence and shining amour
>>9204641Welcome to mlpg.
>>9204641it is now, dicklord
Does this 9 month hiatus means that Hasbro approved S4 kinda late?Which could also mean that they were considering ending the show with S3
>>9204647Don't patronize me
>>9204668Don't touch me, motherfucker...
>>9204244Nice headcanon there faggot
>>9204632typos happen, you know
>>9204684I agree, he does seem to have a perfectly reasonable headcanon there
>>9204613Not everyone has fallen
>>9204700>>9204684Oh, you guys. Stahp that.
>>9204665Probably? Either that or time tfor EG to grow. Who knows really.At least we'll have the comics.
>>9204662What's with you people and orgasm denial?
>>9204579>>9204580>>9204622I could only find pygeum in liquid form. Does it matter?
>Anon will never have a good sense of volume
>>9204665it means fuck you
>>9204748I don't knowPersonally, I hate it
>>9204694Pfft. I wish I was that good at drawing.
>>9204757I'm bad with distances and weights as well
Which pone should have heat beam eye blasts?
>>9204792I have difficulty with fractions
>talking about masturbation and semenI WANT TO GET OFF MR. FETISHFAG'S WILD RIDE
>>9204748I don't know, why are fetishfags such obsessed degenerates? It's one of the mysteries of our world!
>>9204808Too bad, you're here for life.
>>9204808START TALKING ABOUT PONIES THEN
>>9204797Fluttershy. She don wan no trabu
>>9204811shut up hugh jackman
>9 month hiatus ends>show airs>they still won't change the introat least based japs will give us a nice one
>>9204808Which stallion has the most delicious candy semen?
>>9204797Give Scootaloo the Rooster.
>>9204859>yfw the MLP japanese intro is done by FLOW
QUICKWHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS PONE
>>9204837Can I talk about which pony I masturbate to and want to impregnate with my semen?
>>9204748It feels really fucking good when you finally cum, it's the best feeling of relief ever
>>9204882STOP REMINDING ME OF PANCAKES DAMMIT.
>>9204886HOLY SHIT THAT'S A CUTE PONE
>>9204886She's okay I guess.
>>9204886She is cute and smart and I am madly in love with her.
>>9204886SHE IS VERY PURPLE AND PRINCESSLY
>>9204797Oh god I used to own cheap-ass reproductions of these talismans.
>>9204841>>9204847>>9204878All different decisions.I have this to go by.They all seem okay?
>>9204886She's quite grapey
Does RD still call Princess Twilight an egghead?
>>9204890Is it Flitter?
>>9204886I really like her.
>>9204881>yfw it's done by JAM Project instead
>>9204888Futaloo is best cocksock.
>>9204923I hope so.
>>9204890AS LONG AS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PONIES AND NOT YOUR DICK
>>9204937Whoops wrong res.
HA HA TIME FOR MONSTER HUNTER>No idea what weapon I want to use
>>9204930It's Twilight, but Flitter is a good choice too, she's a shameless cum-loving pony, but a good one
>>9204918Tiger goes to Luna (Luna/NMM), Scootaloo get the cock so she can fly.
>>9204934Oh fuck yes.
Season 4 is the new Episode 3
>>9204980>Scootaloo get the cock so she can fly.There is something extremely right and at the same extremely wrong in that sentence.
>>9204991But Stop n Swop was n64 technology
>>9204991>SnS>always reminded of the best weapon manufacturer in Borderlands™
>>9204938The extracts are much betterI bought 100 grams of thishttp://www.herbosophy.com.au/pygeum-12-phytosterols/I have a quarter gram a day so it's a years supplyit's about 3x more concentrated than the swansons stuff too
>>9204956>>9204937I'm probably a huge faggot for enjoying that fanon but god it's adorable as fuck
>>9205010You're right. I forget the "s" at the end of "gets."
>>9204938Not sure if they ship to Canada though.Which usually is not the case.
>>9205004you mean it would be better than S3 but not good by any standards?
>>9204962GREAT SWORDALWAYS GREAT SWORD
>>9204952I like this, she looks pretty cute.
>>9205041That is true but that's not what I was hinting at.
>>9204962I always liked lance and the hammer the best, but those are probably pleb choices
>>9205061her horn is off-center
>>9205077Are you going to be around tonight?
>>9203528So this means no pone till November?Well shit
>>9205081hmm, you're right.
>>9205089Are you going to be around tonight?
Pleasantly purple perfect pony princess.
>>9205076I know it's using the word "cock" but I was missing the point on purpose for the sake of humor.
>>9205089Yeah I should, I was going to be with a friend playing MH all day but he didn't get it yet
>>9205077Hammer is top tier, Lance is entry level as fuck (because it's so good and easy to use and forgiving)
>>9204962>getting capcom rehash>not waiting to get glorious green ghost busting
>>9204934>Jam ProjectMOTTO! MOTTO!
>>9205052ALWAYS THE GREAT SWORD
>>9205127I'm getting both
Ponyville had built a brand new mill and its opening turned into a big exciting event. Even Princess Celestia came to town to cut the ribbon, though she accidentally slipped in front of everyone in a some what compromising position.Needless to say, it was a real grand opening!
>>9205127>2013>Still thinking Ghostbusters are relevant>>>/vr/
>>9205090>what are the comics
>>9205116I was purposely trying to make you think I didn't know you knew to make a ridicule of myself and have a jolly good laugh with you.
>>9205127I'm getting both, though
>>9205106Are you going to be around tonight?
>>9205135How do you keep getting on stage?
itt: my little orgasms, thick drug enduced loads are magick
>>9205135oh bubbles...you're terrible.don't stop.
>>9205160holy shit that is a sexy ponka.
>>9204198This isn't a joke.>>9204209I don't think they... want it, but I could probably talk them into it.>>9204331You know what? Fine. You all win. I'm going to fuck this pony. After all the time railing against the idea, I'll do it. Rubbing my face so I can turn down the guilt a little, I begin my downward spiral."Nurse Redheart... you're a medical professional, right?""...yes?" She's giving me a look of concern. "Is there something wrong?""Does that mean I have confidentiality with you?" I try to look her in the eye, but I just can't. "Anything I ask won't leave this room?""You have my word as a medical professional..." Okay, how do I go about doing this?
>>9204962WITHOUT A GREATSWORD YOU ARE NO TRUE MAN
>>9205187She's always sexy anon
>>9205135>Celestia's gaping, dripping, throbbing and winking mare vagina spread for all to see>implying she didn't do that on purpose knowing that many stallions would go home that night and pleasure themselves to that mental image
>>9205189It's from my "horny" folder.
>>9205203fug off shiblord
>>9205134>>9205154Aw yeah niggas. Time to HEY it up with you horsefuckers
>>9205167I don't know what the fuck is going on in that picture.
>>9205171Someone needs to put together a comprehensive replacement for the old busted guide we keep passing around
>>9205189First thing that came to mind was Kung Pao.
>>9205203>>9205052>>9205131But everyone uses the greatswordI want to be a special snowflake
>>9205190Tell her that you have a swelling in your groin that desperately needs to be drained
>>9205223you could just tack this on
>>9205221Wait, it has online multiplayer? I had no fucking idea and I was going to get it anyway
>>9205227Oh, use the longsword thenIts the most sugoi kawaii gaijin weapon
>>9204198Penis Inspection Day is only required in grade schoolAfter that, you're free of the humiliation for life
>>9205190Well, she's a nurse. Just be blunt."I have an erection, and masturbation's lost its fun. Is there some sort of place I can go to have sex with a pony?"
So MLPG, what are we going to call these guys?
>>9205223Herbs that make an unmistakable difference are catuaba, horny goat weed, longjack, damiana, and muira puama. It's not subtle, by the end of the day you'll have a raging hard-on that needs to be pleased.
>>9205211Why would she be dripping? What about ribbon-cutting was such a turn-on for her?
>>9205235>>9205258Really? Really faggot? Fuck you, every fucking shitty player uses longsword and trips everybody else for the entire hunt>>9205227Use a hunting horn or sword and shield
>>9205282It's not the ribbon cutting, it's her knowing that every stallion in town will see her throbbing marehood spread wide
>>9205273Al Paca, Don Key, and D. Ear.
>>9205273I don't know but now I really want them to get that SG engine.
>>9205287You couldnt sense my sarcasm in the use of the only three japanese words anyone knows?
>>9205244Yeah, but the old one is all small and blurryand dangerously lacking in zebras
>>9205273pinkie llamatwilight goatrainbow doe
>>9205273agipaca (fire pokemon)torloin (water pokemon)Lilydoe (grass pokemon)
>>9205227Here's a pretty good guide from /mhg/Switch Axe is /m/ tier
Is Twilight still Magichorn or do we have to giver her a whole new silly name now?
Alright MLPG, today you get my official seal of Super Boring. I'm out.
>>9205317What about DOUSHIO?
>implying this long ass hiatus isn't going to kill this fandom considering how stale it's getting
>>9205319Huh, I thought the lama was the Rarity equivalent, but now that you point it out I see it in the hair
>>9205376well, why don't you, like, FIX IT?
>>9205341>Bow damage: DWhen was this last updated? Unite? Bows do a shitton of damage now.
>>9205370Well Pinkie went from Songsmile to hyperpink so yeah
>>9205398Bullshit she's still Songsmile
>>9205422She never sang a solo song in S3
>>9205398who the hell has ever called her hyperpink?
>>9205387>>9205407Princess Magicwings, got it
>>9205388Looks like that colt really got put through the ringer
>>9205417well fuck you too, rei
>>9205388I was going to post a picture of that stupid red and black fallout OC but we're at limit
>>9205482the switchaxe has a sword mode that uses up a battery meter that needs to be recharged occasionally
>>9205485But that OC is cute
>>9205383We got comics yo
>>9205388>black and red>pure whiteFUCKYOU
>>9205453Yeah well Rarity has >noepisodeBy that logic she should be taken off the list. She's more of a background pony then Fluttershy
>>9205341>>9205227Should we add eachother for some mlpg monster hunting?
>>9205512Exactly.But everyone always forgets.Also, Dash micro issue tonight
>>9205521What. That logic doesn't follow at all. Who was even talking about Rarity?
>>9205383Thank godThe more people you have in anything, the more stupid brony type shit will come up. The fandom needed a pruning since 2010
>>9205536I wish people still played tri ;-;
>>9205563Got bored of tri in 200 hours, not enough content
>>9205563Videogames are for dweebs.
>>9205563>still living in the pastlel
>>9205563Why play regular tri when the new one is out?
>>9205563I guess people just don't tri enough!
>>9205581max gilardi pls
>>9205541really it's tonight?Sweet
>>9205190honesty is the best policyjust tell her you're developing a sexual attraction for ponies
Everyone.>>>/out/ of here and got to >>>/vr/
Welp0-2 Sword and shield3-5 hammer6-8 switch axe9 - fucking bow or some shit
>>9205595>>9205590Because TriG and ultimate 3ds dont have online, and I'm too broke for the console that does
I like you, Twilight
>>9205541Ugh that reminds me, gotta shove some money into my itunes account for tonight. Expect scans sometime around 11PM est to 12AM depending on how late itunes is.
>>9205629but /gd/ is way better