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TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SHIPS AND WHY? WHAT MAKES THEM WORK IN YOUR OPINION? AND FAVORITE PICTURES OR >FANFICTIONS THAT FEATURE IT?

OLD LOVELESS HORSE
>>9181383
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>>9185444
no but i'm posting fluttershy
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>>9185444
I ship anon with pony
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>not shipping AJ with her hat
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>>9185475
>taco vest
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>shipping
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>shipping thread
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Pinkie is best Pizza Delivery Horse.

Nigga she take tips in smiles.
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>>9185509
>that shitship
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>>9185502
Leth, why did you write that long-ass post to Kevinsano?
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>>9185502
shut up bitch

u know u want me~
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>>9185502
YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST SHIPS BIG BOY?
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>>9185509
Best ship.
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>>9185444
they're just cute together, their contrasting personalities play off each other well and I like that they've known each other since they were kids

rarijack and pinkiedash are pretty cute too
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>>9185509
>>9185537
Criminally underrated ship.
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>>9185537
It's pretty okay.
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>gayshipping
>>>/lgbt/
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I'm open to all sorts of ships, but my favourite is TwiDash. It's realistic to me, as I'm in a similar relationship where my partner and I are very different yet we work so well.

I read one really great... TwApple? SparkleJack? Whatever you call it, I read a fic featuring the two of them where Twilight moved to Canterlot and AJ stayed in Ponyville and they would always write letters to eachother. It was pretty sweet and full of feels.
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>>9185555
>Proving shit is better than shit
Good luck
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>>9185555
Why would you have to prove that? It's self-evident, especially since Twidash is the worst ship possible.
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>>9185572
But AJ is the one the grabs tails all the time.
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I can't decide on an idea for the prompt though. I have several
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>>9185555
My nigga
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>all this blue.
I like the way this thread is going
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>>9185590
That was my reaction to that comic.
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>>9185572
There should be more of it.
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>>9185525
I wish I could draw appealing things like this
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>>9185575
www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/story-yours-truly.html

it was very feelsy
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>>9185511
>pizza delivery
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>not liking Piety
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unf
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>>9185573
>straight shipping
>ponies

it just doesn't work for the vast majority of cases
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>>9185572
>Gently, please!

muh dick
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CMC x CMC.
It doesn't; it's forced.
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>>9185575
Are you the jock one or the nerd one?
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>>9185629
It's a cute ship. It's just that I care for only 3 ships
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Alright made the delay official. The submited fics will be posted 3 days from now, on the 21th.

Now, any ideas for the last prompt?

>>9185575
Agreed.
I really liked the contrast between Twilight/AJ and Fluttershy/Dash
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Diamond Dog and pony ships ploize!
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>>9185651
>Code_Lyoko.png
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Normally dislike shipping, but I ship Twi/Pinkie with all my heart and have no idea why.
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>>9185620

That was it, thanks!
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>>9185671
No
Diamond dog x pony is gross and unnatural
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>>9185629
I don't ship them but I like their interactions
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I'm bored. Give me something to start and I'll GM a quick quest.
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the only one I like
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>>9185693
Butt-sniffing quest.
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Can we not be shipping general?
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>>9185693
What kind of quest?
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>>9185693
the quest for Pony Joe's heaving horsenuts
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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
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>>9185721
yeah

we should be fetish general instead, that's much better
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>>9185706
>Ponies that have completely opposite life styles, personalities, dreams and so on
>Good ship
Everything about you is wrong
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TOP TIER
My ships

BOTTOM TIER
Your ships

TESS TIER
Friendships
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>>9185721
It's far too late for that
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>>9185706

yup.
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>>9185681

It wouldn't last. Twilight doesn't have the patience, nor tolerance for her, and I can't blame her one bit.
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>>9185740

No you aren't dash, twilight is.
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>>9185721
Apple pony general?
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>>9185693

As a MLPG denizen I can safely say I'm scared to death of quest because I've never been in one before ;_;
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>>9185743
What do you mean "instead"?
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>>9185740
Correct
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>>9185744
Yet they play each other off very well in the show
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>>9185744
deal with it faggot
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>>9185693
Human CMC romance quest.
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>>9185693
femanon finds bughorse
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>>9185745
>Tess
;_;
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>>9185743
why not both
for example, I ship guardpony x guardpony and would like to be double teamed by them
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>>9185740

Not anymore you aren't. Go find some bait.
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>>9185761
Apple running general.
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>>9185194
>Sweetie's eyes are practically glowing with delight
>"Really?!"
>before you even have a chance to respond she's leapt into you and thrown her arms around your neck, planting a big kiss on your cheek and inadvertantly pressing her chest against you
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How would you protect your little sister Applebloom from all those hormone-riddled boys?
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>>9185729
Personally, I kind of like the slice of life shenanigans, especially Anon being only human in Equestria. Anything goes, I guess... as long as it isn't too gimmicky.
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You guys will argue over anything.
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>>9185693
Draw ponies cosplaying FF7 characters.
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>>9185761
Applejack is a nice pony.
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I ship you with your best friend.
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>>9185822
NO WE WON'T. SHUT UP.
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>>9185761
I'm a purple man, myself
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>>9185822
NO WE WON'T!!!
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>>9185814
I vote >>9185712
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>>9185664
Dammit I posted it in the wrong time.

Ah well, guess I messed up (again)
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>>9185825

>Odd model bug eyed aliens
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>>9185814
Anon having to keep Rarity away from her house so the others can finish preparing the surprise party for her.
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>>9185822
Where are your wings?
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>>9185814
>>9185783
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>>9185830
But I don't think I have any mlpg friends
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>>9185743
ok
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>>9185804
If she looked like that, I wouldn't be able to resist molesting her.
I'm sorry.
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>>9185830
I ship myself with Panka Pu
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Flutterdash
Rarijack
Pinkiedash
Twinkie
Appledash
Flarity
Twirity
Twishy
Twidash
Raripie
Twijack
Raridash
Appleshy
Flutterpie
Applepie
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>>9185664
Sorry, I don't have any ideas. I am not a creative person.
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>>9185783
Perhaps adult, so we don't get called pedos again? Don't get me wrong, I love living vicariously through greentext, but getting called a pedo because this is the closest thing I'll ever get to going back to when I was 12 and doing it IRL is getting old.
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>>9185844
What's wrong with that post?
It seems just fine except there's no tumblr link
and I'm pretty sure anyone who wants to participate should know the tumblr link by now
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>>9185802
I'll imagine her as a 11-year-old girl and you can't stop me.
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>>9185878
>Raripie
not Piety
disgusting
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>>9185802
>and inadvertantly pressing her chest against you
Remove that part and we're golden. Sexually doesn't start for another two hours or so.
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>>9185891
I think he means that he's not getting any attention, so it was the wrong time to try and get people interested.
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>>9185898
Same here. Looking just like that, in fact. No one can break my fantasies of loli Sweetie Belle.
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>>9185886
You could always just ignore it. Someone's calling you a pedo on 4chan, big deal.
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>>9185825
Agreed.
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>>9185905
I didn't realize the greentext police were on the case already
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>>9185920
Yo you read the comics yet?
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>>9185886
Just accept that you're a pedo and move on with your life.
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>>9185920
Tex, do you ship Applejack with anyone?

apples don't count
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Dash just looked at you crossways.
What do you do?
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>>9185802

Hug her tight - and try to think of a nice place to go.
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>>9185925
I was enjoying it until you put sexually in it. I love sexually as much as anyone here, but can we keep the peas and potatoes separate for fucking once?
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>>9185939
She should know better.
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>>9185939
Give her the D
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>>9185920
but that's wrong
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>>9185935
I don't ship.
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>>9185915

Mah nigga
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your waifu thinks you suck
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http://e621.net/post/show/303503/
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>>9185950
>666x666
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>>9185872
>live at Lyra's and Bon Bon's
>your room is just across the wall from theirs
>some nights, you can hear loud slurping and Lyra's whimpering attempts to stifle her moans
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>>9185950
>>9185960
both of these.

simultaneously.
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>>9185761

You've probably already seen this, and I know you're taking a break. And I know it'd be a lot of work. But anyways, I saw this gif and I thought it would make a great animation for your dude reacting to a Sonic Rainboom.

For those curious, this gif mashes up two unrelated videos. It doesn't matter since it's funny.
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>>9185932
But I'm not a pedo. I love shit like cutequest because I wasn't able to do any of that when I was that age.

>replying
On second thought that was probably sarcasm.
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>>9185965
not even Lyra and Bonbon?
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>>9185873
You don't sound like a very good big brother
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>>9185965
not even yourself? with AJ?
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>>9185886
Stop caring about silly things.
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>>9185973
My waifu loves me very much.
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>>9185905
no sexually, she's not seducing you
just a little innocent little accident
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>>9185990
>>9185992
N-no.
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>>9185996
lol

no
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>>9185991
I wouldn't be, I'm sorry. I have an uncontrollable lust for the CMC, as ponies or humans. It would not be responsible for me to be anywhere near them.
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>>9185791

that's a good idea. are you a new guard recruit? maybe they'd flirt with you in the shower. maybe they'd talk a little too loudly and let you "accidentally" overhear their plans for you.

>"hey, babe, whaddaya think of the new guy?"
>>"huh. he's pretty cute. we can probably think of something to do with him. or to him, whatever."
>"mm. great minds, ya know?"
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>>9186006
YES YOU DU
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>>9186006
Oh. Okay~
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>>9185949

>>9185998
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>>9186006
look what you did
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>>9185573
lel, finally have a use for that board
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>>9185886

>getting called a pedo
>on 4chan

That's like being told you smell like shit by someone who works in a stockyard. Fuck them and fuck whatever they say about you.

If it's cute and nonsexual, there shouldn't be a problem with it.
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>>9186028
No. Fuck you.
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>>9186018
A-are... are they female guards at least?
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>>9186042
>getting called a pedo
>on 4chan
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>>9186025
MAGESTICEST HORSE
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>>9185979
What's the original from?
Not the meteor, the guy.
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>>9185905
What do you have against cuteness, anon?
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>>9186042
Yeah, as long as you're not trying to do any romance, there's no issue with it.
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>>9186008
Yes she does, she even told me so.
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>>9186050
what if you were the female
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RAINBOW DASH
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>>9186042
well you have to admit that a lot of the posters here know their stuff when it comes to pedophilia
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>>9186042
Is someone being retarded about cute pictures again?
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>>9186065
>What's the original from?
>Not the meteor, the guy.

It's two dash-cam videos merged together. One of a dude driving, and another of the meteor. Dash-cams are very popular in Eastern Europe and East Asia to combat insurance fraud.
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Remember when Big Mac didn't help Pinkie Pie with anything on Sweet Apple Acres?
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>>9186091
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>>9186091
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>>9186073

>trying to start that again

You are the laziest troll ever, I swear.
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>>9186080
I don't know, but I don't trust that one with the keg cup cutie mark
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>>9186073
>but romance is nonsexual!
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>>9185949
oi, don't mix me up with that jagoff
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>>9185783

Now, when you say "human CMC romance quest" do you mean "Anon the human and the CMC pones trying to romance" or "Everybody is human and CMC is trying to get Anon"?
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>>9186101

yes. very.
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>>9186080
they are going to paint her fucking mongoloid.
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>>9186105
She had to learn on the job, just like any other farmhand
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>>9186025

Is she ok?
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>>9186109
This is bait.
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Which Pony would make an unexpectedly great teacher?

RD: Gym
Fluttershy:Natural Sciences or Animal Biology
Pinkie Pie: Kindergarten or Cooking class
Rarity:Cosmetology
AJ: Apple shop class
Twilight: High School Science/magic
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>>9186060
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>>9186109
>someone has a different opinion from me on what constitutes "sexual"
>they must be trolling, no one could ever disagree with me for real!
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Goodnight MLPG
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>>9186101
It's really really easy to ignore baseless accusations and stupid comments; especially when they don't make a lick of sense. Not replying is extremely easy and not time consuming in the least.
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>>9186009
>You will never have a chubby little human sweetie belle like: >>9185898
>She will never sit in your lap while the two of you watch her favorite show.
>You will never lift up her dress, push her panties aside, and idly finger her anus.
>You will never kiss her deeply on the mouth with your eyes closed.
>You will never snuggle together completely naked.
>You will never taste her sweet hairless vagina and her tiny pink butthole.
Stop me, please. I am a danger to this thread.
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>>9186104
I know, I just want to know what video is with the guy.
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>>9186147
good night
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>>9186142
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>>9186109
anon some people just want cute without sexual, is that so hard to understand
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>>9186108
RAMBO CASH!
Hey, that's a pretty good one, anon.
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>>9186087
I would be offended and more than a bit disturbed

I might even file a report
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geez
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>>9186153
>I know, I just want to know what video is with the guy.

Oh no clue. You'd have to ask around. It looks to be just a random dash cam video. Probably nothing special.
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>>9186149
Yeah, I usually ignore them.

Or post pictures like this to rile them up more because it's funny.
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Stop fucking responding you retards. You don't have to win every Internet argument.
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>>9186162
What's sexual about romance?
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Guy's...

Cartoon horses != Pedo

I don't even
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>>9186060
SINGINGEST HORSE
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>>9186147
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>>9186162

>[X] We seem to have the same viewpoint
>[X] Why are we arguing again?
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>>9186180
Why would terrible ships rile people up?
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>>9186188
>Cartoon horses != Pedo

>>>/a/81893281

This = Pedo.
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>>9186164
alternatively rambo dosh
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>>9186151
did you lube your fingers?
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>>9186186
Anonymous, do you even read what you type?
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>>9186162
is handholding and passing notes sexual?
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>>9186175
the same shit, again.
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>>9186195
Shh, anonymous.
Shh.
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>>9186121
Everybody is human and anonymous is trying to get the CMC.
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>>9186110
He could drink you under the table
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>>9186189

you keep your waifu away from my waifu
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WAIT

even if ROMANCE Is sexual, is doing romantic THINGS sexual?
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>>9186203
I would use one finger, I might have her lick it first if it wasn't quite working dry.
Please, anon, do you really want to do this? I am afraid I won't be able to stop.
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This thread's getting uncomfortably pedo again.
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Who here's ready to PARTY?
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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So a check this thing out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrM6rfmtSrw
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>>9186050
>human female guards
>tall, fit and built like a fortress
>they trust each-other with their lives and never hesitate to share a bed
>or share the cuddly little stallion that just got assigned to the unit
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>>9186232
we can go to the dead horse-
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>>9186221
I'm just genuinely curious.
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>>9186151
U-unf
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Everyone knows FlutterDash got the best ship.
FlutterDash was the first ship to revolutionize pone shipping.
First ship to have online pictures,
First ship to have the best pics.
Plus pegasi be ballin.
I ain't talking them other ships. Other ships are sheeet
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>>9185948
well, where's a place she'd like?
use your head!
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>>9186151
>>9186232
Yes please.
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I GOT CHRYSSY'S CROWN

I AM THE BUG QUEEN
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>>9186250
We can try, I'm pretty bad at it though.
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>>9186080
I guess they're trying to catch her red-handed
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hue

>>>/co/47428218
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>>9186278
>>9181383
fingers
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>>9186275

Let us commence the inauguration proceedings!
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>>9186050

they could be. if you're into that, you know. but i think i'd much rather they be stallions.

because, i just can't lose this mental image of them staring at me in the shower, not even bothering to disguise their intentions, and knowing that it was turning me on. then they'd probably walk up to me and make fun of me for being so gay. and maybe, if i was very lucky, one of them would put a leg around my neck and whisper an address and a time into my ear.

this does, of course, rather depend on them knowing my proclivities ahead of time, because otherwise, that would be very very inappropriate conduct for members of the Royal Guard.
>>
Lesbian shipping is okay and cute, but gay shipping is simply disgusting and wrong,

fuckinf gayfags.
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>>9186260
I lold
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pinkie pie
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>>9186334
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Well? The water's not getting any warmer
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>>9186319
You have the same opinion as my penis
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>>9186334
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Does anyone have some good pony-related dick jokes that aren't Snails?
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>>9186350

>inb4 weh
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>>9186319

>fuckinf

'inf' is only one letter removed from 'unf'. this was a Freudian mistake. you clearly desire prostate-prodding penises.
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>>9186350
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>>9186342
that scene, muffled my miffens
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>>9186314
What's that?
Did you say nightguards?
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>>9186350
GILDA! (gay!)
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>>9186319
your moms gay, nerd
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>>9186342
Such a good way to end the episode.
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>>9186287

https://archive.foolz.us/co/thread/47425346/#47428218
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>>9185977
>on some occasions Lyra completely loses control and cries out
>the next morning she nervously tries to pass it off as hitting her leg on the nightstand in the dark
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>>9186369
AW SHIT NIGGA
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>>9186334
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>>9186388
I would. A nightguard. SO HARD.
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>tfw posting someone's old art
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>>9186390
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>>9186369
>>9186388
best nightguard
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>>9185802
>she walks with more spring to her step after that, beaming with delight and singing from the bottom of her heart
>she hasn't even noticed the small congregation of bystanders who watched the whole exchange, a few of them cheering for you as you walk off together
>"Come on, Sweetie Belle. Let's go get some ice cream."
>"Yay!"
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>>9186383

the thread is still alive
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>>9186244
>they take you out to the pub
>inevitable challenge to a drinking contest
>other guards overhear and start crowding around
>you're a stout greenhorn who doesn't have a lot of experience holding his liquor

You could try to back out, but the peer pressure...
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Chubby stallion butts.
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>>9186390
>>9186407
hey
hey pinkie pie

stram
>>
>CMC GROWN UP ROMANCE QUEST

Well, you're done unpacking. After finishing school in that godawful town your parents moved to while you were still a young boy, you moved back to Ponyville. Not too much money left, saved up from odd jobs and summer work between grades... enough to get back here. Also, the few possessions you do have makes even this studio apartment look sparse. A new chapter in your life.

What do?
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>>9186423
>the thread is still alive

But you can't cross-link on /mlp/. So I had to go and use the archive to view that post.
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>>9186406
>tfw the artist says they hate a picture that you really like
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>>9186388
ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKY
ALL WAS GOLDEN WHEN THE DAY MET THE NIGHT
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>>9186358
>>9186363
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
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>>9186440
Fail to pay rent
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>>9186440
go to the bathroom
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>>9186440
Well let's see how the town is
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>>9186440
>kill self
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>>9186404
I would cuddle Midnight Blossom nonsexually
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>>9186440
>CMC GROWN UP ROMANCE QUEST
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>>9186388
I miss when we wrote about those two...
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>>9186404
Those fuzzy ears are so cute.
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>>9186440
You made a typo there: they are teenagers. Around 14 years old.
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>>9186383
>all those replies
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>>9186460
I like it.
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>>9186479
me too
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>>9186415
>>9186388
Kinda wonder if EP knows about our little greentexts with night guard and sun guard
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>>9186369

if it were a pair of nightguards, i assume they'd want to screw with you for a bit before they bothered to proposition you.

one of them would think you're attractive, and the other would just give her a funny look.

>"oh, come on, he's, uh... no, he isn't, is he?"
>>"exactly. why don't we just go see Big Jim again?"
>"hmm. but he's so cute... hey, cutie, you mind proving me wrong? whip it out, huh?"
>>"oh, he doesn't have it in him. or on him."

>"oh, my."
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>>9186485
this is probably one of my favorite pictures
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>>9186479
there's not exactly anything stopping us from doing it some more
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>>9186492
Bon Bon, I just dabbed some on this morning because... I thought you'd like it.
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>>9186492
Oh man shit is goin down. Shes gonna MAKE him remember who has the bigger butt.
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>>9186492
Fuck you Bonbon, get outta my face or you'll be what's for dinner.
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>>9186495
Someone should link them to him.
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>>9185444
okay I'll write for the MLPG writes, may I post my ideas here and have you guys decide what I should pick?
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>>9186513
our lack of writers.
>>
daily unf 1

http://i.imgur.com/XYam3pN.jpg
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>>9186522
"you've been with that SLUT again, haven't you?"
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>>9186479
>>9186485
>>9186404
Those guards are so great
>Midnight will never suck your blood ___sexually
>>
>pinkie pie will never give you the greatest deepthroat blowjob you've ever had the pleasure of receiving
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daily unf 2

http://i.imgur.com/TcRRUGT.jpg
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>>9186536
Sucks that half the writers for the old stories is just a massive attention whore.
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>>9186539

Not trusting that link.
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>>9186387
>Bon Bon joins you and Lyra for breakfast
>the mint on her breath hits you hard as she walks in
>you don't remember seeing her go to the bathroom to brush-up and gargle
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>>9186557
Well, she is talented with instruments.
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>>9186535

no. keep your cards to yourself. do what feels right, or use Tarot cards or something.
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>>9186549
Jasmine is cuter
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>>9186549
Maybe we can write a non sexual thing with them, right now just greentext.
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>>9186539
>humanized
Disgusting.
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>>9186564
>not having that novel extension from mlpg that thumbnails most image links
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>>9186583
>write a non sexual thing with them

ERROR
ERROR
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>>9186440
>>9186440
If there will be no sex then fuck off mediocre faglord who think he can write
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>>9186558
>humanized
2xDisgusting.
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Day 30
3/18/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,479 (Running Total: 197,401)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,645 (Running Total: 838,383)

Lo, behold, the pony to be hoisted upon us.

Witness! Witness and despair! For Twilight has ascended, and now darkness descends upon us all.
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>>9186560
wut?
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>>9186492
My god, woman, it's just Listerine!
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Good night MLPG
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>>9186547
I don't know who you're talking about!
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>>9186601
First to reply to the obvious bait.
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>>9186577
who?
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>>9186577
Is it the one posted further up with black hair and bright green eyes?
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>>9186629
>>9186415
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>>9186614
What
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>>9186614
She's a cutiepie.
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>>9186616
Probably the same Anon that insists on shitting on rch.
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>>9186614
I dunno she looks pretty hot.
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>>9186614
leth are you drunk
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>>9186614
That pony looks hot.
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>>9186574
>Tarot cards
>remembering I used to do quick readings on /x/ for giggles
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>>9186614
She's too orange.
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>>9186236
untz
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>>9186658
>>9186651
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>>9186421
>you go to an ice-cream parlor and order yourselves a couple of ice cream cups before settling into a booth to eat
>"Hey Anon!"
>looking up from your cup, you see Sweetie holding out her little plastic spoon towards you, holding a dollop of french-vanilla
>"Say 'ahhh~'."
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>>9186597
Nightguards are not for nonsexually.
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>>9186597
I liked the greentexts where Nightguard tries to seduce Dayguard, but he's too oblivious/uptight to notice or take reciprocate
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>>9186558
>>9186539
i would tell you to stop posting such shitty porn, but this is as good as it gets in the pony fandom now
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>>9186661

Gypsy Pie is a cutie Pie.
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>>9186645
>Oh you mean Ross?

Yeah, probably.
>>
DORKS
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>>9186465
You had to give the majority of your money for the initial rent payment... even lied to the land lord that you had a job lined up. If you don't get something by next month, you're homeless.

>>9186466
You deposit the shit you've held during the unpacking in the toilet, but don't wash your hands.

>>9186468
Feeling better, you decide to walk around the town. You notice a few places you remember, some new, but the basic layout is the same. Seeing a deli, you realize how hungry you are. The snacks you had during the trip and settling have run out, and seems like you'll be on a ramen diet for awhile with the money situation.

Spend money there, find work, or groceries?
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>>9186683
I like that ship.
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>>9186577
cuter, yeah. But that's not the appeal of a nightpone.
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>>9186678
:3
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>>9186678
I'm getting uncomfortable just fucking reading this.
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>>9186661
pinki needs to wear more costumes
shit's too cute
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>>9186683
I liked the hijinks in the castle. With dayguard being the straight edge and Nightguard trying to get him to loosen up when she isn't pranking some poor recruit.
I liked the old bar scene, but I am biased on that.
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>>9186691
Lets eat something now and look for a job
>>
http://widjetarcs.tumblr.com/image/45665017329
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>>9186697
The appeal of any pone is the cute, anon
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>>9186697
mines softer
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>>9186678
I have a feeling I wouldn't get along with sweetie.

My idea of a date is Whataburger followed by getting kicked out of walmart and ending with a lap around the lake.
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>>9186683
I went with uptight. Being oblivious was boring. Of course, it's not he like he tried very hard to resist her advances after a while
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>>9186725

needs more mask ponk
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>>9186492
Haha wow what the fuck.
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>>9186691
We should at least get some eggs later, that'll help the ramen a bit.
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>>9186721
That's what happens when a social retard attempts to write a social interaction.
It's why Bronies are such horrible writers.
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>>9186742
They were just putting it on for the others. As soon as he gets her alone, he's got her pinned to the wall. Thanks for that one, darf.
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>>9186757
darf wrote what now with the batguards?
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>>9186752
Why are you so angry, anonymous?
Why can't you let people have a little fun?
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guise... i'm scared.. i hear noises outside
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>>9186742
Now add the mage friend to this situation
>they are making out
>he walk in
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>>9186485
they look like they'd be fun to play with
though she'd probably laugh and call you a dork
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>>9186775
Who wrote the the blood sucking one with the night and day guard?
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>>9186779
are they horse noises
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>>9186737
not nightguards. The appeal there is that you'll have to hide the marks in the morning.

And probably replace a few broken things.
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>>9186779
I'll try to be quieter
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>>9186776
jealousy's a bitch
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>>9186743
What is mask ponk doing with 63'd Braeburn?
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>>9186743
Ponk will never sing "I am the Cuban Pink"
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>>9186687
>humor Pinkie Pie's fortune teller act
>how does she get the crystal ball to glow and fog up like that? It's like a lava lamp...
>lose track of time as Pinkie foretells how you'll spend more time with her
>listening to her and gazing deep into the crystal, you can see it so clearly
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>>9186789
darf.
>>
>not taking Sweetie to a Karaoke bar for a date

Give her a couple of drinks and some Sapphire Shore songs and she'll give you a concert right there.
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>>9186791
love bites?
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>Fat Rainbow Dash = Chubby Chaser
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>>9186691
look for a job
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>>9186820
ross pls
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>>9186485
>A new recruit walks into that bar.
>All the guards immediately start chirping like bats.
>Still acting like they are carrying on conversations.
>He slowly closes the door.
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>>9186779
IT'S PRINCESS LUNA!
QUICK! RUN OUT THERE AND GIVE HER THE D!
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>>9186803
Is that Shimmer?
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>>9186789
Cosmo?
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>>9186725
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>>9186721
why?
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>>9186779
Why are you scared? get a light and a rifle and clear the area.

I swear, /k/ bump-in-the0night threads are SO much fucking better than /x/'s. It's better to read about
>hear bump
>fix m1907 sword bayonet to No.4Mk.1 SMLE
>load charger
>sally forth to meet my doom
than
>hear bump
>OH GOD GET THE SALT
>IM SO SCARED
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>>9186794
>Being jealous
>Of a fanfiction writer.
>Of a greentext writer.
Please, don't humor yourself.
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>>9186813

"i, Madame du Pinque, predict... you shall fall madly in love with the funnest, bestest, most coolest mare in all of Equestria!"
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>>9186803
>being a tease
http://i.imgur.com/3xfwAX1.png
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>>9186819
And scratches. And probably a bruise. Oh, and you'll be sore all over for a few days.
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>>9186819

watch out.
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>>9186848
WHY COULDN'T I FIND MORE COOL ARTS LIKE THIS ON SUNDAY?
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>>9186867

AT LAST SOMETHING SHOOK ME
AS IF IT CAME DOWN FROM ABOVE
AND NOW THE FORTUNE TELLER
AND I FELL IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE
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>>9186859
every thread on /k/ is better than /x/ though

not really fair to compare one of the best boards on the site to one of the worst
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>>9186782
>slowly backs out before they notice him
>mutters to himself
>"No order amongst the ranks these days..."
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>>9186840
I would totally hit that.
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>>9186817
hell, she'll give you a concert anywhere you like
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MY
FUCKING
SIDES
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>>9186842
Yes Anonymous. It is her.
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>>9186864
Reply.
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>>9186864
Let's see you do better.

Put up or shut up.
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>>9186820
goddammit apple
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>>9186867
FUCK YEA
RARITY HERE I COME

THANKS A LOT PINKIE
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>>9186903
>leth writes a letter to hasbro.txt
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>>9186903
this is the third time this has come up today
it's at least a couple months old
why is this so popular all of a sudden?
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>>9186886
>how would you kill the bizzmakeetch,
>/x/?
>[panic intensifies]
>/k/?
>"If 7.62x54r can't kill it, nothing can."
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>>9186935
somebody posted it on their tumblr
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>>9186868
>implying I had the full picture
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>>9186903
WE GET IT
YOU CAN STOP POSTING IT NOW
>>
So MLPG. Who wants to Rape me first?
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>>9186855
Thinking of myself in such a situation makes me uncomfortable.
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it keeps going

https://archive.foolz.us/co/thread/47425346/#47429472
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>>9186947
kurt pls
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>>9186947
me.
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>>9186903
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>>9186947
A bunch of us are looking to get raped, get in line buddy
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S1 colors > S3 colors
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>>9186924

ha, joke's on you, Rarity's my waifu anyway, you haven't annoyed me at all.
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>>9186943
>not having the full thing
Step up
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>>9186947
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>>9186990
How would you even do that?
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>>9186960
click original to get to the real thread
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>>9186985
I never had that intention dear Anon.

Of course saying that would probably kill Pink Pony's heart
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>>9186747
You've heard horror stories of people who ate nothing but ramen, so note to get eggs for protein.

>>9186733
>>9186821
It's a little before noon, get some lunch and then hitting the job market sounds like a plan. You don't even make it to the counter when you hear someone...
"Anon, is that you?"
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>people still using the word epic

how is this still a thing
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>>9186983
>S1 colors > S3 colors

Likely due to the particular rip you're dealing with. Tons of guys did color correcting to the episodes.
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>>9186935
>>9186946
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>>9186960
>deleted his post
what a weenie
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>>9186995
Force you up against a wall on rub on you until she got it in.
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speed panting tim
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>>9187007
Because there will always be edgy twelve year olds
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>>9186871
And when you end up on guard duty alone with them again, they lightly nip at your neck and whisper in your ear about wanting to do it all over again

You can try to put up a front and pretend that you didn't enjoy it, but they notice how you fight back the shivers whenever their warm breath splashes across your nape
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>>9187007
"Dude did you see that YouTube video?"
"Yeah man. That was so EPIC!!"
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>>9187004
You made them younger, right? Don't make me strangle you.
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>>9186789
>>9186815
>>9186847
I did!

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76811/a-tryst-at-midnight

It was pretty well liked too
jeez you guys
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>>9187004
It begins
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>>9187026
She has such a bulbous nose.

Is she Jewish?
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>>9187003

yes. this scenario is rather reliant on Pinkie being your waifu in the first place. without that willing suspension of disbelief, the entire scenario falls apart quite spectacularly.
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>>9187007
>people still using the "word" teh
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>>9187036
Nigga fuck you I want grown up Sweetie
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>>9186983
>purple intensifies
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>>9187042
Oh hey, yeah

that was it.
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>>9187042
>Oh man, I better be an attention whore.
>So people notice me!
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>>9187026
post the link to stream
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I like my horses EXTRA horsey
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>>9187042
Whatever darf
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>>9187046
wwoops
fix'd
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>>9186867
And if she predicts it, it must come to pass.
After all, you can't resist destiny. You can't resist her
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>>9187013
These are raw itunes from yayp
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>>9187007
Homer must be rolling in his grave.
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>>9187072
>>9187067
darf doesn't write everything around here
even if it does feel like it sometimes
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>>9187072
state your problem, friend
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bye-bye twilight asparuku
welcome new hideous OC!

I bet my 125$ it is another self-insert of little kid of someone from hasbro or DHX

and she will get main role
ahaha
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Serious question time. How many of you visited the new boards? I visited >>>/out/. It seems so fucking cool.
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>>9187078
can someone crop out everything but the boobs
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>>9187078
but that's anthroy
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>>9187063
I'll punch your fucking face.
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>>9187099
>implying she won't be the antagonist
>the real rival of Twilight
>The one that hates her for stealing her destiny
>The one that was suppose to be a princess
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>>9186678

>dip your finger into the spoon, and gently poke her on the nose before accepting the proffered treat.
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>>9187100
I didn't because they aren't pone.
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>>9187060

What is this nightguard greentext of which you guys speak? Anybody have any saved?
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>>9187100
/out/ is geocaching general and cool wallpapers 24/7, /vr/ is /v/ without idiocy, the rest I have no care for
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>>9187057
it didn't fall apart for me

>>9187088
if only
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>>9187099
>Not red and black.
Hasbro isn't even trying.
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>>9187106
Like this?
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>>9187121
>all that denial
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>>9186678
>"Ahhh-mmph."
>she pops the spoon into your mouth, filling your palette with sweet, creamy flavor
>"Mm...not bad."
>you notice Sweetie looking at you expectantly
>your eyes flit down to your own cup filled with chocolate, then back to her
>"...Ohhh fine."
>with feigned reluctance, you scoop some onto your spoon and extend it towards her
>she chimps down on it without missing a beat, savoring it as though it's the best scoop of ice-cream she's ever had
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>>9187100
/vr/ is a fucking paradise

I miss my box tv, fucking grandma gave it away.
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>>9187106
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>>9187133
thats going in the fap folder thanks
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>>9187133
>clothes that are too tight around some areas
oh baby
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>>9187129
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/kRfWjixzrv/Guards
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Is posting naked humanizations a bannable offense?
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>>9187057
Really the fallout of Anon saying that is what I find more interesting.
I mean Anon gets up running to win Rarity and all can Pinkie do is just stare in disbelieve while her hair deflates again.
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>>9187100
I visited /lgbt/. Never again am I going there. Ever.
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>>9187167
yes
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>>9187167
imgur it
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>>9187167
probably
post an imgur link instead
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>>9187167
Upload it somewhere else and then link it.
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>>9187179
>>9187185
>>9187187
Oh allright then, if not I'll tell you guys when it's up on my tumblr.
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>>9187004
see who it is
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pone should pone pone
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>>9187169
stop making ponk sad I just can't take it
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>>9187189
oh.... OHHHh OHH!! YES!! YES BELL DOIT DOIT!!
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>>9187219
Pone should pone human
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>>9187100

i love /asp/. almost as much as Johnny Bravo loves beef jerky.
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>>9187219
Filly should kiss filly.
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>>9187099
Can we please stop putting the cart before the horse so to speak
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>>9187030
o-oh dear
would she let you give a few love-nips of your own?
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>>9187167
Only time I've seen that happen is when people don't spoiler it. Scruff seems to be okay with it that way.
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>>9187242
unf
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>>9187242
Agreed!
After all, that cadence toy turned out to be fake that has nothing to do with the show!
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>>9187100

I was lurking for a while this morning - I thought it'd be an interesting place to look, since I volunteer at a park quite a lot.
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>>9187099
>Wear beautiful masks.

Waait, a fucking minute...
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>>9187229
What?
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>>9187278
I would Rarity's mom.

with the pants on
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WELL SAID, APPLE HUMAN
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i had a dream that i was kissing pinkie pie. what have you done to me. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??
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>>9187226
And that's only the beginning. It gets worse. I men you do your best and you win Rarity's heart.

Pinkie? If she didn't get over it man you're going to only make this worse. I mean not only do you break her heart but now she has to see you with Rarity every day. And it's not like she can confess. Even if she does it would be awkward as fuck. I mean what if she confesses to you? You don't love her like you love Rarity. The fuck are you supposed to say. You cannot win.
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is mewballs streaming or what
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Foot fetish is best fetish!
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>>9187311
I don't think so but I wish he would
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>>9187248
Only if she can reciprocate, and she tends to draw a bit of blood, sometimes on purpose just to have a little taste
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>>9187272
we know
you discussed already
that whole event was hilarious
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>>9187099
>years ago she was a student of Celestias

So she graduated or failed so hard at friendship that alicornhood was denied.
Is Twilight just one unicorn in a long line of potential test subjects at Celestias behest?!
AM I LOOKING TOO FAR INTO THIS BOX DESCRIPTION!?
Yeah probably
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>>9187296
We've done nothing. It's all in your head.
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>>9187286
Pony is not for sexually. Filly is.
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>>9187226

you want your waifu to be happy, and you want everything to be perfect and lovely and wonderful. and that's fine, in the real world. but this isn't the real world, we're trying to tell a story. and to tell a story, you have to hurt people.
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>>9187296
nothing
you did this to yourself. I'm also a little jealous. I rarely dream of pone. How was it?
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>>9187266
There are so many other toys that are not in the show. And Cadence got much more than a shitty toy. She was the main thing everywhere.
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>>9187334
I'm sure she was just a minor student, not good enough for her.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1vpz6iEhkYc
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>>9187356
Not nearly purple enough either.
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>>9187334
I'm telling you man. Season long villain or rival. She's Kaga from Fallout 2.
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>>9187382
>twilight source of power is her color
cosmic
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>>9187373
d'awww
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>>9187160
Some of those made me feel. This place needs more sundude and batpone.
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>>9187349
i will tell you this. it was fucking great. the best dream i have ever had out of the rest of my pony dreams.
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>>9187036
>>9187063
>>9187117
Right after high school, so a compromise. Didn't know how else to handle it.

>>9187214
>>9187045
Turning around to face the somewhat familiar voice, you notice a trio... no, THE trio, sitting in a booth. Applebloom, Sweetie, and Scootaloo are looking you up and down. The memories flood back, of them going out on their misadventures and telling the class stories. Of the two rich bitches bullying. Of the crushes you had on them... they were so adventurous, exploring life, whereas you, on the other hand...

That train of thought gets interrupted by Sweetie giving you a hug. "It is you! Where have you been?"

"Yea," Applebloom speaks up, "you just left one day and never came back."

"Not like anybody noticed." Scootaloo says under her breath as Applebloom shoots her a glare for, what you guess, being inconsiderate.

What do?
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>>9187334
>She was a Student of Celestia.
>She is actually very old.
>And is Twilight's long lost relative.
>And love interest.
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>>9187389
Kaga was cut from the game though.
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>>9187404
I know right? They are perfect.
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>>9187393
berry punch is the second most powerful pony in the show. If she wasn't so drunk all the time she could unlock her true potential.
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>>9187151
>chimps
oops...
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wut
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>>9187407
EXPLAIN TO THEM
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>>9187419
What about Cheerilee? And Mac cutie marks shines like Twilight's mark.
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>>9187426
>calling that a wreck

Shit I would've been happy with less.
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>>9187404
t-thanks.
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>>9187426
>pakka poe
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>>9187439
Their child will overthrow the alicorns. A new age of Earth Pony glory shall begin
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>>9187439
Cheerilee is equally drunk she's just better at hiding it.

Macs butt sparkles only when he's having gay thoughts.
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>>9187131
>if only
Before you can be with her, you must belong to her. She only wants what's best for you, what will make you happy

Don't you want to be happy?
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>>9187419

>"HOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING IN THERE?! THE MORE DOORS I ADD, THE FASTER SHE GETS THROUGH THEM!"

>"SHOR'S BONES, IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!"
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>>9187464
but cheerimac is canon.
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What do you think the princesses do to relax?
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would you rather
anal sex with human-AJ
or
anal sex with human-Pinkie?
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MINTY PONE, STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT
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>>9187407
This is upsetting.
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>>9187472
I love this.
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>>9187407
Just say you don't feel comfortable going into depth about it right now
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>>9187485

>anal

FUCKING DISGUSTING
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>>9187456
Pff yeah right.
Twilight would just send a pony to kill him when he is young to prevent her downfall.
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>>9187484
>Gyrobowls.
Oh man, I remember that shit...
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>>9187485
Pinkie
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>>9187486
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>>9187485
>human
disgusting anon
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>>9187485
You can't say no to those child bearing hips
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>>9187485
anal sex with pony AJ

right after she got done working
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>>9187524
>right after she got done working
fucking unf
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>>9187504
>>
If the Mane6 were real, which pony would you fuck first MLPG? For me it's Pinkie Pie for sure.
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>>9187407
tell them of your unfortunate move
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>>9187485
Anal sex with human AJ's sister.
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>>9187494
I CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY OKAY GEEZ
I also don't like kids, didn't want to be in that mentality.
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>>9187485
>sex
fucking disgusting anon
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>>9187485

>They both had a rural, most likely religious upbringing

>AJ thinks sodomy is a sin - like birth-control

>Pinkie Pie is willing to bend the rules because anal feels so good and she wants you to have a good time.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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>>9187485
when you're imagining yourself sexing poni, are you human or pony?
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>>9187485
Applejack would have the most muscle control, but Pinkie would be wilder with it
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>>9187548
Rarity after building a relationship based on trust and love. And she'd be the only one I'd fuck
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>>9187548
Twilight is the only pony I need
>>
HOLYSHIT

COREY TWITTER
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>>9187348
>>9187304
but anon, this is supposed to be a self insertion fic and I don't even like rarara that much
That was the best pink come on I've seen in a while then you crushed me

>>9187466
But seeing pinkie smile is what makes me happy and if making me smile make her smile then we will have a neverending circle of smiles
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>>9187548
Twilight Sparkle.
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>>9187560
eat shit
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>Rarity Gundam

I don't even.
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>>9187587
>going to twitter

I feel too old for the internet now.
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>>9187565
THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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>>9187548
Fluttershy.
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>>9187418
>Perfect.

...I didn't think they were that good man, I just wrote off the top of my head.
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>>9187407

Give them the Cliff Notes version for now - maybe we can go into depth later.
>>
I openly disrespect the horse
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>>9187614
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

QUIT BEING A FAGGOT, ANONYMOUS.
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>>9187295
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKss2uYpih8
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>>9187603
She can get very bored sometimes anon. Huge mech building is her hobby.
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>>9187548
>fuck

WHOA THERE SUGARCUBE

Cant I get to know them better first?
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>>9187570
I wish to be the little pony
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>>9187587
explain what is happening. did she reply to the porn?
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>>9187485
is this a veiled attempt to get ads-pictures of the two?
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>>9187661
yes
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>>9187638
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>>9187587

OH GOD
SOMEONE TWEETED HER A GALLERY OF ART OF HER OC

WITH PORN
http://imgur.com/a/q370o
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>>9187645
>not the one where it goes down his throat
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>>9187657
But.. You already know them because you have seen the ways that they act like. In the show.
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>>9187627
Please.
fuck off back to tumblr, rch
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>>9187548
It would be Applejack. And Applejack alone.
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>>9187644
IF HIS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH WRITING IT, THEN WHY DO IT?
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>>9187677
>Corey in the House at the bottom

Fucking perfect placement.

>go through it from the top
>alright this is nice
>oh great its getting sexual
>full on sex geez
>what the fuck man why did you link this to her
>last pic
>WORTH IT
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>>9187570
human
I'd make a very ugly pony
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>>9187677
WHERE'S THE TWEET
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>>9187565
But they are teens.
>>9187594
Eats all the shit.
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>>9187548
I like your tastes, Anon.
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>try to link to corey's twitter
>OUT SYSTEM THINKS ITS SPAM
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>>9187570
I would never defile my waifu with dirty monkey dick
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>>9187587
AHHHHH
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>>9187677
HUEHUEHUE
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>>9187569
Why not both?
Pinkie convinces Applejack to give it a try with you, and promises to be their for support
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>>9187749
Just screencap the tweet or something
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>>9187749
WHAT'S HER TWITTER NAME
I'LL FIND IT MYSELF
>>
WTF is going on here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfuVAXQ02dM&feature=player_embedded
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>>9187749
>not screenshoting it
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>>9187680
Cant take that chance. Plus they need to get to know ME.

Just because I know AJ would be the perfect wife doesn't mean she'd like me.


she wouldnt ;_;
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>>9187669
...maybe
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>>9187767
this
>>9187677
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>>9187565
After high school is nice and safe. Comfortable for most people
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>>9187749
derpy.me or cap it.
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>>9187768
>Shooting your screen.
America, please.
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>>9187767
what
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>>9187766
NEVER MIND I FOUND IT
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>>9187680
what about like a date or two?
a date with Applejack would be pretty nice...we could ride bikes or go hiking in the mountains
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>>9187798
pffffhahaha
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>>9187800

SHE TWEETED IT TO LARSON
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>>9187767
I was expecting a parody of Story from North America.
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>>9187800
>At least they like you!
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>>9187798
>>9187800
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>>9187817
This is going to be...interesting to say the least
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>getting a girl to look at furry porn when she probably didn't want to look at furry porn in the first place

noice, this is what the internet was always about
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>>9187798
>>9187800
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>>9187775
Anon, just get a little confidence.

Sure, you're not going to sweep her off her feet on her first meeting, but you could probably get her to show you the grounds. Don't you remember how happy she was to introduce Twilight to her family? Sure, you might be a little more like her first reaction to Zecora, but she's learned a lesson from that, and if anything you could at least appeal to her sense of pride.

Maybe you could even convince her to let you help carry some bushels to the barn and engage in small talk along the way.
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>>9187838
>implying they didn't want to look at it
>implying that's not why she gets up every morning
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>>9187761
but would she like it?
or would she have you pull out before you've even gotten halfway in?
>>
Anyone else suspect that Corey hasn't actually noticed the rest of the imgur gallery?
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>>9187856
GONNA NEED LINK TO THE PICTURE
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>>9187767
that's fucking rad
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Goodnight MLPG.
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>>9186456
Hey, I don't completely hate that picture.

Also test
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For bonus points: someone tweeted the Twilight Sparkle insanity letter to Tara
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>>9187901
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>>9187864
Its hurts anon pls
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>>9187904
Night best princess.
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>>9187920
well welcome back either way
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>>9187923
NIGGER YOU BEST BE JOKING
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>>9187922
>Twilight Sparkle is NOT getting married.

THAT HEARLESS BITCH WILL NEVER RUIN THEIR WEDDING!
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>>9187922
I have no idea what that is.
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>>9187948
Its too late, shes already married to her brother.

They aren't related though so its alright.
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>>9187957
see
>>9186903
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>>9187944
You asked, man.
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>>9187922
Dr.FillyBlunt
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>>9187948
Good thing. Last thing we need is another Miss America pretending to hug animated pastel ponies.
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>>9187922
Tara Strong never knows what's going on with Twilight Sparkle, though.
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>>9187975
Alrighty then.

What the fuck.
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G-GILDASAAN!
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>>9187981
>forgetting to greentext
I'm a retard please rape my face
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Oh god no. The show's staff found out there's porn. I hope Lauren doesn't find out. They're probably going to stop the show now because of all the parents complaining.
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>>9187864
>chatting with Applejack over some honest physical labor
that sounds lovely, actually
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>>9187891
Maybe.
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>>9188022
Source?
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>>9188017
no fucking clue
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>>9188022
>He isn't flooding Hasbro's e-mail with fake complaints from concerned parents.
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>>9187981
>he is obese and wearing a fedora
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>>9188057

I wish I could hate things like I used to
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>>9188022
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
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>>9188017
Welcome to the fandom.
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>>9188057
>this fucking guy
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>>9188079

>Your favorite pony will never wear this... RIDICULOUS thing... for you.
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>>9188068
What's to hate?
This guy sounds like he's the real deal
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>>9188022
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>>9188057
well I can't disagree with him
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>>9187404
>>9188128

SOME THINGS ARE JOKES ANONYMOUS.
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>>9187889
Pinkie would help AJ relax into and keep her hot and bothered enough to continue at the same time.Though Pinkie might get carried away and try to join in with the occasional trail of kisses down AJ's back while she's bent over.

Or pressing her smoldering body against you from behind and stroking your hips while you desperately try to maintain focus
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>>9188127
This guy sounds like a tool
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>>9188139

Do you really think someone would do that?

Go on the internet and tell jokes?
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>>9187431
>>9187501
>>9187555
>>9187634
The shock wears off some after Sweetie let's you go and sits back down, but you didn't expect this. "Well, my parents moved and I had to go with them..." They wait for more information. You never were the talker... "Aaaaand now I moved back. Always liked the feel of this place. Just moved in, going for food, find a job..."

"So you moved without setting up a job?" Scoots gives you a look like she can't believe the stupidity. "At least you have some cash saved, right?"

Trying to find the words, you look away to think better, but it tips them off too much. Better just come clean. "This is going to be my only meal for the rest of... the month, I guess." They give different reactions. Sweetie in a concerned take back, Scoots has a 'this guy' look, and Applebloom is slightly angry.

"Well, I'm sure I can talk and get you some work on the farm..." her southern accent still prominent even after all these years.

"I'm staying with Rarity and learning to be an adult!" She beams, forgetting the current line of conversation.

"That doesn't help him Sweetie..." the tomboy gives her the same look as she did to you.

She gives it some thought. "Uh, you could... move... stuff?"

What say?
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>Watching or discussing MLP
>Not watching Space Prussians do Space Prussian things
>2013
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>>9188139
Nice mislink...
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>>9188127
what the fuck
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>>9188154
WORKING WITH RARITY?
HOT DAMN LET'S GO
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>>9188156
Can I fap to Space Prussians?
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>>9188148
He tells it like it is
you can't fault him for that
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>>9188156
logh is the worst cartoon ever
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>>9188175
You'll get a Prussiaboner, so, theoretically yes.
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>>9188154

We can look into either of them and see what opportunities there are - if any.

Both of them sound a bit... tenous.
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>>9188154
Tell Appahblum that finding work on the farm won't be necessary.
You can probably find a job somewhere around.
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>>9188179
What's a "chode", anyway?
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>>9188154
Farmwork sounds fine. LETS MAKE A PASS AT APPLEJACK.It doesn't HAVE to be serious, though. Flirting is fun.
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>>9188179
He sounds like the average college fuck up that thinks he knows how to be a Liberal.
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>>9187925
>>9188026
And all it'd take is some honest curiosity and pleasantness. You could probably discuss things like how long she works the orchards, what she's got in her fields, get some basic information about town... before you know it, the day'll be half-gone and you'll wonder how you got so tired. But hey, it's Applejack, she's a good hostess, and you've been a nice help for a new guy in town, so she'd set you up with a nice cool beverage; maybe let you sample some of that Sweet Apple Acres baking.

But, well, it's been a pleasure talking with you, but she still has more chores to do, and she's sure she's keeping you from seeing more of Ponyville today. You don't want to waste your whole day on a farm, do you?
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>>9188154

"I'd appreciate the help!"

It's probably more reliable than looking through Classified Ads anyway.
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>>9188198
It keeps going
>>/co/47431636
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>>9188175
>Can I fap to Space Prussians?

Yes.
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>>9188213
slang for penis
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>>9188228
>>9188202
wat
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>>9188214
>Make a pass.
>Not fucking Applebloom as soon as possible, despite lack of any other interaction.
>It's what you guys want.
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>>9188154
Move stuff? You mean be a mover? That doesn't sound too bad

And it'd probably be uncomfortable working around Applebloom anyway. She might expect you to open up or something.
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>>9188228
let me help you out there >>>/co/47431636
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>>9188213
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>>9188213
There's many different definitions. The one I use is for a penis that's more wide than it is long. Long time favorite slang term for me and my buds

Also, I'm back baby. What are we drawin' tonight?
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>>9188213
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>>9188246
I REALLY shouldn't respond, but no, it's not.

yes it's and end goal, but for people who have had ZERO social interaction since 2008, the smalltalk is just as important as the endgame.
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apples should apple apples
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>>9188255
that doesn't help at all
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>>9188246
>not reading the post you're shitposting about
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QUICK BEST PONY AND WHY!
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>>9188282
I'm sorry.

I'm a failure.
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>>9188304
PRETTIEST
BEST WINGS
MOST PRINCESSLY
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>>9188304
RARITY

SHE'S PINKEST PRINCESS
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>>9188259

Femrover!

Welcome back, Tan
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>>9188304
She's purple and smart
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Do you think Corey was aroused in slightest by looking at these pics?
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>>9188259
Carrot Top
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>>9188325
>mfw I recognize the artist
I need to get off the internet.
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>>9188350
Imagine me and you.
I do.
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>>9188345
got any pics of normal rover and fem rover that I could use? I have no references.
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QUICK CTRL+V

WHAT WOULD YOUR PONY THINK OF WHTA YOU PASTED
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>>9188391

Not like it's in the filename
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>>9188391
same
the stiffness in my groin only heightens that
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>>9188386
>Corey created a fap folder today.
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>>9188259
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
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>>9188402
It's this >>9188264

I don't have a pony but I imagine they would give me an odd look and ask if that's really a thing that exists
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>>9188402
pinkie pie

she would think pinkie pie
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>>9188325
>furries.
>In charge of anything.
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Are you coming to my sleepover, Anon? Snips said he could get some beer from his uncle.
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Anybody got that ponyvag tutorial emphasizing the angle of the vagina, and the disposition of the vagina relative to the vulva?
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>>9188448
>his
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>>9188448
no sb
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>>9188350
>twilight
>smart

i dont think so. maybe for a middleschooler or someone attending a poor american highschool.
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>>9188401

Here's Rover

and uh, here's femrover http://i.imgur.com/2NnZSbb.png
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>>9188401
>Those cheeks
hhhnngg
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>>9188447
>>In charge of anything.
I don't get it
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>>9188325

I can't tell if this is some kind of ironic parody.
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no rainbow dash
you are the wonderbolts
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>>9188325
>Those cheeks
hhhnngg
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>>9188386
the porn was not very good so i doubt it
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>>9188448
Depends; there going to be any chicks?
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>>9188472

Welcome to the back alleys of the internet
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>>9188484
awful
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>>9188460
Yet Celestia elevates her to a fucking god.
The cartoon was made in Canada, but the educational system, just screams America.
No pony left behind
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>>9188496
These are hardly the back alleys.

More like the flea markets.
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>>9188386
Maybe if she was getting fucked by something.

I mean, something that wasn't in shitty porn.
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>>9188484
fuck no
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>>9188463
Well... that's interesting to say the least.
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>>9188508
>elevates her to a fucking god

what
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>>9188386
Girls always get aroused by porn.

They seldom admit it, but they do.
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>>9188511

No, I'm pretty sure those are the back alleys

flea markets are 3DPD
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>>9188508
>a fucking god

unf
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>>9188511
Ey man, chu want a ring?
Pure silver, man, 100 percent.
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>>9188528
in some bronies' headcanons, Luna and Celestia are goddesses, and not just princesses.
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>>9188530
Not when it's porn of them drawn by creepily obsessed strangers on the internet
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>>9188530
That's just as stupid as saying men always get aroused by porn.
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>>9188528
>>9188547

Stop trying to stir up shit

I'm not agreeing or disagreeing, but just stop
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>>9188484

>Anatomically correct

Uh... the show ponies are not anatomically correct at all. They don't look like horses at all.
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>>9188547
Well they do push and pull the sun and moon around the sky

Hell, Celestia handled BOTH for over 1000 years
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>>9188551
porn is porn

she retweeted it, because she wanted other peole to see it

Corey got wet
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>>9188537
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>>9188547
>Live for a ridiculous amount of time.
>Able to move celestial bodies.
>Things that took groups to do before.
Beaten by an insect.
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>>9188537
How would you pay homage?
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>>9188518

Yes.
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>>9188565
>there's porn of ME on the internet

#bragging
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>>9188564
Rainbow Dash is in charge of the weather. Does that maker her a goddess? No. It's just her job.
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>>9188559
Stop being an attention whore.
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>>9188570
an insect hopped up on magic
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>>9188554
Porn irritates me more than anything.
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>>9188580

>tfw you don't even have an OC to get porn of
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>>9188559
>explaining
>stirring shit up

calm your tits
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>>9188593
plain mortal magic
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>>9188600

>explaining
>some BRONIES disagree with me

Yeah, stop stirring shit up
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>>9188595
>Made several characters.
>No OC to call your own.
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>>9188610
No, love magic, Candyass source of power.
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>>9188593
A very pretty insect
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>>9188595
Neither did Corey
We took care of that for her
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>>9188454
i cant even name an artist that draws a decent horse vagina.

kids these days just dont care about semi-realistic horse vaginas on their cartoon ponies so they just do human. i guess doxy would be the best for human vagina on a horse art.
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>>9188619
She was fueled by Shining Armor, not Cadance.
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I want to cuddle with yellow pony
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>>9188595
That feel...
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>>9188603
>C2013

It just makes it so much more real when you know that this happened within the last 3 months...
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>>9188633
She was fueled by SA, he was also Candyass fuel.
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>>9188603
>tact
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>>9188585
Dude thats not even the same thing.
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>>9188636

I want to watch theater plays with her
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>>9188554
Men don't always get aroused by porn. It corresponds to their sexuality. A straight man will get aroused by naked women. Lesbians having sex. A dude pounding a bitch or getting his dick sucked.

A woman on the other hand, she'll get aroused by anything. Videos of old people fucking. Animals fucking. Doesn't matter, and kind of porn will make them aroused.


It's fucking science man. They've done studies. Hooked electrodes up to dicks and pussies and literally measured arousal. Women will lie more and say they weren't aroused, but they always are, even more than men.
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>>9188651
It kinda is.
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anyone know what corey looks like in real life? i need to know before i add her to the VA waifu list
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>>9188665
[citation needed]
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>>9188611
It's one thing to joke about Celestia and Luna being goddesses.

If you think it's show canon, then you're a brony.
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meh
done with this
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>>9188651
It is, and I take care of my dick and that doesn't make me a god.
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>>9188678
could she be any more yay?
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>>9188677

Stop stirring up shit
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>>9188168
Well, hopefully Rarity is as beautiful as you remember her to be.

>>9188198
>>9188197
Yea, they sound like temp work... which is okay, for now.

>>9188252
AB was always the "leader" in a sense... never liked people prying into your emotions, she might make you, but money sort of matters.

>>9188214
Oh hell no. If it's one thing you aren't, it's smooth. Just standing in front on them makes you squirm inside.

>>9188223
"Um, yea, I'll do anything... hopefully I'll find a real job soon, but I'm no farm hand... what about you Scoots-um, Scootaloo..."

"Oh, I work at the postal office... just deliver mail around town. If I need a boost in cash, I'll do the newspapers too. You could jump on with me."

"So it's settled," her bow bobs as she nods, "I'll tell AJ you'll be there tomorrow morning, Sweetie will talk with her sis, and Scoots will find out more on the deliveries!" You want to say something, considering she's deciding for you, but as you try to find the words, "Well, we were about to leave anyway... see you later!" With that, they all head out the door as you fight to say something.

What do?
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>>9188678
she kind of looks like she's melting, but it's very pretty
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>>9188645
Right, Shining powered up Cadance later, too, but when Chrysalis defeated Celestia, it was because of Shining Armor. He's not even an alicorn.
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>>9188636
I would like to brush her nice mane.
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>>9188631
I draw realistic horse vaginas, anon.

You're probably not man enough to admit it though.
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>>9188651
It is.

Fucking Christ, you ignorant fuck. The gods of ancient greece who controlled the weather were even more powerful than the gods who raised the sun and moon.
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>>9188631

Apple draws a nice horse vagina

I think kevin does too
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>>9188633
>Getting fueled by SA.
I am shocked she did not inherit his stupidity.
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http://rapidstrike.deviantart.com/art/Corey-Powell-the-Dragon-360329820

haha
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>>9188678

Great, now you can stram
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>>9188693
Time to hop the freight train to Appleloosa

Maybe there

Things will be different
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>>9188678
looks like PK. something feels off though, like the picture is facing the wrong direction.
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>>9188696
so one creature with wings and a horn beat another creature with wings and a horn after feeding off one with just wings
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>>9188636
I just want her to find her wings
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>>9188678
That is pretty cute. She is like your favorite fily, huh?
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>>9188728
>just wings

shiny is a pegasister?
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>>9188603
>>9188648
It's not like she hasn't retweeted people saying the same exact thing about her boobs
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>>9188697
I want to bury my face in that mane

Look at how soft that hair is
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>>9188697
Look how fucking yellow she is

Ain't no one got any business being that yellow.
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>>9188720
>corey dragon owns
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>thinking the princesses are gods
>not demigods
>2013
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How would your family and friends react if you married a pony?
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>>9188751
yes
and apparently it's time for me to sleep
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What's the broader status of the fandom?

It seems to be in decline.

Are there many active and popular ask blogs?
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sup mlpg

let's do this
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>>9188772
Does that mean that there are gods out there somewhere?
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>>9188726
no the pic just has basically no composition so it looks awkward as hell. its cropped a lot
>>9188747
yes
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>>9188772
>>