TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE SHIPS AND WHY? WHAT MAKES THEM WORK IN YOUR OPINION? AND FAVORITE PICTURES OR >FANFICTIONS THAT FEATURE IT?OLD LOVELESS HORSE>>9181383
>>9185444no but i'm posting fluttershy
>>9185444I ship anon with pony
>not shipping AJ with her hat
Pinkie is best Pizza Delivery Horse.Nigga she take tips in smiles.
>>9185502Leth, why did you write that long-ass post to Kevinsano?
>>9185502shut up bitchu know u want me~
>>9185502YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST SHIPS BIG BOY?
>>9185444they're just cute together, their contrasting personalities play off each other well and I like that they've known each other since they were kidsrarijack and pinkiedash are pretty cute too
>>9185509>>9185537Criminally underrated ship.
>>9185537It's pretty okay.
I'm open to all sorts of ships, but my favourite is TwiDash. It's realistic to me, as I'm in a similar relationship where my partner and I are very different yet we work so well.I read one really great... TwApple? SparkleJack? Whatever you call it, I read a fic featuring the two of them where Twilight moved to Canterlot and AJ stayed in Ponyville and they would always write letters to eachother. It was pretty sweet and full of feels.
>>9185555>Proving shit is better than shitGood luck
>>9185555Why would you have to prove that? It's self-evident, especially since Twidash is the worst ship possible.
>>9185572But AJ is the one the grabs tails all the time.
I can't decide on an idea for the prompt though. I have several
>all this blue.I like the way this thread is going
>>9185590That was my reaction to that comic.
>>9185572There should be more of it.
>>9185525I wish I could draw appealing things like this
>>9185575www.equestriadaily.com/2012/02/story-yours-truly.htmlit was very feelsy
>not liking Piety
>>9185573>straight shipping>poniesit just doesn't work for the vast majority of cases
>>9185572>Gently, please!muh dick
CMC x CMC.It doesn't; it's forced.
>>9185575Are you the jock one or the nerd one?
>>9185629It's a cute ship. It's just that I care for only 3 ships
Alright made the delay official. The submited fics will be posted 3 days from now, on the 21th.Now, any ideas for the last prompt?>>9185575Agreed.I really liked the contrast between Twilight/AJ and Fluttershy/Dash
Diamond Dog and pony ships ploize!
Normally dislike shipping, but I ship Twi/Pinkie with all my heart and have no idea why.
>>9185620That was it, thanks!
>>9185671NoDiamond dog x pony is gross and unnatural
>>9185629I don't ship them but I like their interactions
I'm bored. Give me something to start and I'll GM a quick quest.
the only one I like
Can we not be shipping general?
>>9185693What kind of quest?
>>9185693the quest for Pony Joe's heaving horsenuts
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>9185721yeahwe should be fetish general instead, that's much better
>>9185706>Ponies that have completely opposite life styles, personalities, dreams and so on>Good shipEverything about you is wrong
TOP TIERMy shipsBOTTOM TIERYour shipsTESS TIERFriendships
>>9185721It's far too late for that
>>9185681It wouldn't last. Twilight doesn't have the patience, nor tolerance for her, and I can't blame her one bit.
>>9185740No you aren't dash, twilight is.
>>9185721Apple pony general?
>>9185693As a MLPG denizen I can safely say I'm scared to death of quest because I've never been in one before ;_;
>>9185743What do you mean "instead"?
>>9185744Yet they play each other off very well in the show
>>9185744deal with it faggot
>>9185693Human CMC romance quest.
>>9185693femanon finds bughorse
>>9185743why not bothfor example, I ship guardpony x guardpony and would like to be double teamed by them
>>9185740Not anymore you aren't. Go find some bait.
>>9185761Apple running general.
>>9185194>Sweetie's eyes are practically glowing with delight>"Really?!">before you even have a chance to respond she's leapt into you and thrown her arms around your neck, planting a big kiss on your cheek and inadvertantly pressing her chest against you
How would you protect your little sister Applebloom from all those hormone-riddled boys?
>>9185729Personally, I kind of like the slice of life shenanigans, especially Anon being only human in Equestria. Anything goes, I guess... as long as it isn't too gimmicky.
You guys will argue over anything.
>>9185693Draw ponies cosplaying FF7 characters.
>>9185761Applejack is a nice pony.
I ship you with your best friend.
>>9185822NO WE WON'T. SHUT UP.
>>9185761I'm a purple man, myself
>>9185822NO WE WON'T!!!
>>9185814I vote >>9185712
>>9185664Dammit I posted it in the wrong time.Ah well, guess I messed up (again)
>>9185825>Odd model bug eyed aliens
>>9185814Anon having to keep Rarity away from her house so the others can finish preparing the surprise party for her.
>>9185822Where are your wings?
>>9185830But I don't think I have any mlpg friends
>>9185804If she looked like that, I wouldn't be able to resist molesting her.I'm sorry.
>>9185830I ship myself with Panka Pu
>>9185664Sorry, I don't have any ideas. I am not a creative person.
>>9185783Perhaps adult, so we don't get called pedos again? Don't get me wrong, I love living vicariously through greentext, but getting called a pedo because this is the closest thing I'll ever get to going back to when I was 12 and doing it IRL is getting old.
>>9185844What's wrong with that post?It seems just fine except there's no tumblr linkand I'm pretty sure anyone who wants to participate should know the tumblr link by now
>>9185802I'll imagine her as a 11-year-old girl and you can't stop me.
>>9185802>and inadvertantly pressing her chest against youRemove that part and we're golden. Sexually doesn't start for another two hours or so.
>>9185891I think he means that he's not getting any attention, so it was the wrong time to try and get people interested.
>>9185898Same here. Looking just like that, in fact. No one can break my fantasies of loli Sweetie Belle.
>>9185886You could always just ignore it. Someone's calling you a pedo on 4chan, big deal.
>>9185905I didn't realize the greentext police were on the case already
>>9185920Yo you read the comics yet?
>>9185886Just accept that you're a pedo and move on with your life.
>>9185920Tex, do you ship Applejack with anyone?apples don't count
Dash just looked at you crossways. What do you do?
>>9185802Hug her tight - and try to think of a nice place to go.
>>9185925I was enjoying it until you put sexually in it. I love sexually as much as anyone here, but can we keep the peas and potatoes separate for fucking once?
>>9185939She should know better.
>>9185939Give her the D
>>9185920but that's wrong
>>9185935I don't ship.
your waifu thinks you suck
>>9185872>live at Lyra's and Bon Bon's>your room is just across the wall from theirs>some nights, you can hear loud slurping and Lyra's whimpering attempts to stifle her moans
>>9185950>>9185960both of these.simultaneously.
>>9185761You've probably already seen this, and I know you're taking a break. And I know it'd be a lot of work. But anyways, I saw this gif and I thought it would make a great animation for your dude reacting to a Sonic Rainboom. For those curious, this gif mashes up two unrelated videos. It doesn't matter since it's funny.
>>9185932But I'm not a pedo. I love shit like cutequest because I wasn't able to do any of that when I was that age. >replyingOn second thought that was probably sarcasm.
>>9185965not even Lyra and Bonbon?
>>9185873You don't sound like a very good big brother
>>9185965not even yourself? with AJ?
>>9185886Stop caring about silly things.
>>9185973My waifu loves me very much.
>>9185905no sexually, she's not seducing youjust a little innocent little accident
>>9185991I wouldn't be, I'm sorry. I have an uncontrollable lust for the CMC, as ponies or humans. It would not be responsible for me to be anywhere near them.
>>9185791that's a good idea. are you a new guard recruit? maybe they'd flirt with you in the shower. maybe they'd talk a little too loudly and let you "accidentally" overhear their plans for you. >"hey, babe, whaddaya think of the new guy?">>"huh. he's pretty cute. we can probably think of something to do with him. or to him, whatever.">"mm. great minds, ya know?"
>>9186006YES YOU DU
>>9186006look what you did
>>9185573lel, finally have a use for that board
>>9185886>getting called a pedo>on 4chanThat's like being told you smell like shit by someone who works in a stockyard. Fuck them and fuck whatever they say about you.If it's cute and nonsexual, there shouldn't be a problem with it.
>>9186028No. Fuck you.
>>9186018A-are... are they female guards at least?
>>9186042>getting called a pedo>on 4chan
>>9185979What's the original from?Not the meteor, the guy.
>>9185905What do you have against cuteness, anon?
>>9186042Yeah, as long as you're not trying to do any romance, there's no issue with it.
>>9186008Yes she does, she even told me so.
>>9186050what if you were the female
>>9186042well you have to admit that a lot of the posters here know their stuff when it comes to pedophilia
>>9186042Is someone being retarded about cute pictures again?
>>9186065>What's the original from?>Not the meteor, the guy.It's two dash-cam videos merged together. One of a dude driving, and another of the meteor. Dash-cams are very popular in Eastern Europe and East Asia to combat insurance fraud.
Remember when Big Mac didn't help Pinkie Pie with anything on Sweet Apple Acres?
>>9186073>trying to start that againYou are the laziest troll ever, I swear.
>>9186080I don't know, but I don't trust that one with the keg cup cutie mark
>>9186073>but romance is nonsexual!
>>9185949oi, don't mix me up with that jagoff
>>9185783Now, when you say "human CMC romance quest" do you mean "Anon the human and the CMC pones trying to romance" or "Everybody is human and CMC is trying to get Anon"?
>>9186080they are going to paint her fucking mongoloid.
>>9186105She had to learn on the job, just like any other farmhand
>>9186025Is she ok?
>>9186109This is bait.
Which Pony would make an unexpectedly great teacher?RD: GymFluttershy:Natural Sciences or Animal BiologyPinkie Pie: Kindergarten or Cooking classRarity:CosmetologyAJ: Apple shop classTwilight: High School Science/magic
>>9186109>someone has a different opinion from me on what constitutes "sexual">they must be trolling, no one could ever disagree with me for real!
>>9186101It's really really easy to ignore baseless accusations and stupid comments; especially when they don't make a lick of sense. Not replying is extremely easy and not time consuming in the least.
>>9186009>You will never have a chubby little human sweetie belle like: >>9185898>She will never sit in your lap while the two of you watch her favorite show.>You will never lift up her dress, push her panties aside, and idly finger her anus.>You will never kiss her deeply on the mouth with your eyes closed.>You will never snuggle together completely naked.>You will never taste her sweet hairless vagina and her tiny pink butthole.Stop me, please. I am a danger to this thread.
>>9186104I know, I just want to know what video is with the guy.
>>9186109anon some people just want cute without sexual, is that so hard to understand
>>9186108RAMBO CASH!Hey, that's a pretty good one, anon.
>>9186087I would be offended and more than a bit disturbed I might even file a report
>>9186153>I know, I just want to know what video is with the guy.Oh no clue. You'd have to ask around. It looks to be just a random dash cam video. Probably nothing special.
>>9186149Yeah, I usually ignore them.Or post pictures like this to rile them up more because it's funny.
Stop fucking responding you retards. You don't have to win every Internet argument.
>>9186162What's sexual about romance?
Guy's...Cartoon horses != PedoI don't even
>>9186162>[X] We seem to have the same viewpoint>[X] Why are we arguing again?
>>9186180Why would terrible ships rile people up?
>>9186188>Cartoon horses != Pedo>>>/a/81893281This = Pedo.
>>9186164alternatively rambo dosh
>>9186151did you lube your fingers?
>>9186186Anonymous, do you even read what you type?
>>9186162is handholding and passing notes sexual?
>>9186175the same shit, again.
>>9186121Everybody is human and anonymous is trying to get the CMC.
>>9186110He could drink you under the table
>>9186189you keep your waifu away from my waifu
WAITeven if ROMANCE Is sexual, is doing romantic THINGS sexual?
>>9186203I would use one finger, I might have her lick it first if it wasn't quite working dry.Please, anon, do you really want to do this? I am afraid I won't be able to stop.
This thread's getting uncomfortably pedo again.
Who here's ready to PARTY?
So a check this thing out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrM6rfmtSrw
>>9186050>human female guards>tall, fit and built like a fortress>they trust each-other with their lives and never hesitate to share a bed>or share the cuddly little stallion that just got assigned to the unit
>>9186232we can go to the dead horse-
>>9186221I'm just genuinely curious.
Everyone knows FlutterDash got the best ship.FlutterDash was the first ship to revolutionize pone shipping.First ship to have online pictures,First ship to have the best pics.Plus pegasi be ballin.I ain't talking them other ships. Other ships are sheeet
>>9185948well, where's a place she'd like?use your head!
I GOT CHRYSSY'S CROWNI AM THE BUG QUEEN
>>9186250We can try, I'm pretty bad at it though.
>>9186080I guess they're trying to catch her red-handed
>>9186275Let us commence the inauguration proceedings!
>>9186050they could be. if you're into that, you know. but i think i'd much rather they be stallions.because, i just can't lose this mental image of them staring at me in the shower, not even bothering to disguise their intentions, and knowing that it was turning me on. then they'd probably walk up to me and make fun of me for being so gay. and maybe, if i was very lucky, one of them would put a leg around my neck and whisper an address and a time into my ear.this does, of course, rather depend on them knowing my proclivities ahead of time, because otherwise, that would be very very inappropriate conduct for members of the Royal Guard.
Lesbian shipping is okay and cute, but gay shipping is simply disgusting and wrong,fuckinf gayfags.
Well? The water's not getting any warmer
>>9186319You have the same opinion as my penis
Does anyone have some good pony-related dick jokes that aren't Snails?
>>9186319>fuckinf'inf' is only one letter removed from 'unf'. this was a Freudian mistake. you clearly desire prostate-prodding penises.
>>9186342that scene, muffled my miffens
>>9186314What's that?Did you say nightguards?
>>9186319your moms gay, nerd
>>9186342Such a good way to end the episode.
>>9185977>on some occasions Lyra completely loses control and cries out>the next morning she nervously tries to pass it off as hitting her leg on the nightstand in the dark
>>9186369AW SHIT NIGGA
>>9186388I would. A nightguard. SO HARD.
>tfw posting someone's old art
>>9185802>she walks with more spring to her step after that, beaming with delight and singing from the bottom of her heart>she hasn't even noticed the small congregation of bystanders who watched the whole exchange, a few of them cheering for you as you walk off together>"Come on, Sweetie Belle. Let's go get some ice cream.">"Yay!"
>>9186383the thread is still alive
>>9186244>they take you out to the pub>inevitable challenge to a drinking contest>other guards overhear and start crowding around>you're a stout greenhorn who doesn't have a lot of experience holding his liquorYou could try to back out, but the peer pressure...
Chubby stallion butts.
>>9186390>>9186407heyhey pinkie piestram
>CMC GROWN UP ROMANCE QUESTWell, you're done unpacking. After finishing school in that godawful town your parents moved to while you were still a young boy, you moved back to Ponyville. Not too much money left, saved up from odd jobs and summer work between grades... enough to get back here. Also, the few possessions you do have makes even this studio apartment look sparse. A new chapter in your life.What do?
>>9186423>the thread is still aliveBut you can't cross-link on /mlp/. So I had to go and use the archive to view that post.
>>9186406>tfw the artist says they hate a picture that you really like
>>9186388ALL WAS GOLDEN IN THE SKYALL WAS GOLDEN WHEN THE DAY MET THE NIGHT
>>9186358>>9186363BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
>>9186440Fail to pay rent
>>9186440go to the bathroom
>>9186440Well let's see how the town is
>>9186404I would cuddle Midnight Blossom nonsexually
>>9186440>CMC GROWN UP ROMANCE QUEST
>>9186388I miss when we wrote about those two...
>>9186404Those fuzzy ears are so cute.
>>9186440You made a typo there: they are teenagers. Around 14 years old.
>>9186383>all those replies
>>9186460I like it.
>>9186415>>9186388Kinda wonder if EP knows about our little greentexts with night guard and sun guard
>>9186369if it were a pair of nightguards, i assume they'd want to screw with you for a bit before they bothered to proposition you.one of them would think you're attractive, and the other would just give her a funny look.>"oh, come on, he's, uh... no, he isn't, is he?">>"exactly. why don't we just go see Big Jim again?">"hmm. but he's so cute... hey, cutie, you mind proving me wrong? whip it out, huh?">>"oh, he doesn't have it in him. or on him.">"oh, my."
>>9186485this is probably one of my favorite pictures
>>9186479there's not exactly anything stopping us from doing it some more
>>9186492Bon Bon, I just dabbed some on this morning because... I thought you'd like it.
>>9186492Oh man shit is goin down. Shes gonna MAKE him remember who has the bigger butt.
>>9186492Fuck you Bonbon, get outta my face or you'll be what's for dinner.
>>9186495Someone should link them to him.
>>9185444okay I'll write for the MLPG writes, may I post my ideas here and have you guys decide what I should pick?
>>9186513our lack of writers.
daily unf 1http://i.imgur.com/XYam3pN.jpg
>>9186522"you've been with that SLUT again, haven't you?"
>>9186479>>9186485>>9186404Those guards are so great>Midnight will never suck your blood ___sexually
>pinkie pie will never give you the greatest deepthroat blowjob you've ever had the pleasure of receiving
daily unf 2http://i.imgur.com/TcRRUGT.jpg
>>9186536Sucks that half the writers for the old stories is just a massive attention whore.
>>9186539Not trusting that link.
>>9186387>Bon Bon joins you and Lyra for breakfast>the mint on her breath hits you hard as she walks in>you don't remember seeing her go to the bathroom to brush-up and gargle
>>9186557Well, she is talented with instruments.
>>9186535no. keep your cards to yourself. do what feels right, or use Tarot cards or something.
>>9186549Jasmine is cuter
>>9186549Maybe we can write a non sexual thing with them, right now just greentext.
>>9186564>not having that novel extension from mlpg that thumbnails most image links
>>9186583>write a non sexual thing with themERRORERROR
>>9186440>>9186440If there will be no sex then fuck off mediocre faglord who think he can write
Day 303/18/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,479 (Running Total: 197,401)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,645 (Running Total: 838,383)Lo, behold, the pony to be hoisted upon us.Witness! Witness and despair! For Twilight has ascended, and now darkness descends upon us all.
>>9186492My god, woman, it's just Listerine!
Good night MLPG
>>9186547I don't know who you're talking about!
>>9186601First to reply to the obvious bait.
>>9186577Is it the one posted further up with black hair and bright green eyes?
>>9186614She's a cutiepie.
>>9186616Probably the same Anon that insists on shitting on rch.
>>9186614I dunno she looks pretty hot.
>>9186614leth are you drunk
>>9186614That pony looks hot.
>>9186574>Tarot cards>remembering I used to do quick readings on /x/ for giggles
>>9186614She's too orange.
>>9186421>you go to an ice-cream parlor and order yourselves a couple of ice cream cups before settling into a booth to eat>"Hey Anon!">looking up from your cup, you see Sweetie holding out her little plastic spoon towards you, holding a dollop of french-vanilla>"Say 'ahhh~'."
>>9186597Nightguards are not for nonsexually.
>>9186597I liked the greentexts where Nightguard tries to seduce Dayguard, but he's too oblivious/uptight to notice or take reciprocate
>>9186558>>9186539i would tell you to stop posting such shitty porn, but this is as good as it gets in the pony fandom now
>>9186661Gypsy Pie is a cutie Pie.
>>9186645>Oh you mean Ross?Yeah, probably.
>>9186465You had to give the majority of your money for the initial rent payment... even lied to the land lord that you had a job lined up. If you don't get something by next month, you're homeless.>>9186466You deposit the shit you've held during the unpacking in the toilet, but don't wash your hands.>>9186468Feeling better, you decide to walk around the town. You notice a few places you remember, some new, but the basic layout is the same. Seeing a deli, you realize how hungry you are. The snacks you had during the trip and settling have run out, and seems like you'll be on a ramen diet for awhile with the money situation.Spend money there, find work, or groceries?
>>9186683I like that ship.
>>9186577cuter, yeah. But that's not the appeal of a nightpone.
>>9186678I'm getting uncomfortable just fucking reading this.
>>9186661pinki needs to wear more costumesshit's too cute
>>9186683I liked the hijinks in the castle. With dayguard being the straight edge and Nightguard trying to get him to loosen up when she isn't pranking some poor recruit.I liked the old bar scene, but I am biased on that.
>>9186691Lets eat something now and look for a job
>>9186697The appeal of any pone is the cute, anon
>>9186678I have a feeling I wouldn't get along with sweetie.My idea of a date is Whataburger followed by getting kicked out of walmart and ending with a lap around the lake.
>>9186683I went with uptight. Being oblivious was boring. Of course, it's not he like he tried very hard to resist her advances after a while
>>9186725needs more mask ponk
>>9186492Haha wow what the fuck.
>>9186691We should at least get some eggs later, that'll help the ramen a bit.
>>9186721That's what happens when a social retard attempts to write a social interaction.It's why Bronies are such horrible writers.
>>9186742They were just putting it on for the others. As soon as he gets her alone, he's got her pinned to the wall. Thanks for that one, darf.
>>9186757darf wrote what now with the batguards?
>>9186752Why are you so angry, anonymous?Why can't you let people have a little fun?
guise... i'm scared.. i hear noises outside
>>9186742Now add the mage friend to this situation>they are making out>he walk in
>>9186485they look like they'd be fun to play withthough she'd probably laugh and call you a dork
>>9186775Who wrote the the blood sucking one with the night and day guard?
>>9186779are they horse noises
>>9186737not nightguards. The appeal there is that you'll have to hide the marks in the morning.And probably replace a few broken things.
>>9186779I'll try to be quieter
>>9186776jealousy's a bitch
>>9186743What is mask ponk doing with 63'd Braeburn?
>>9186743Ponk will never sing "I am the Cuban Pink"
>>9186687>humor Pinkie Pie's fortune teller act>how does she get the crystal ball to glow and fog up like that? It's like a lava lamp...>lose track of time as Pinkie foretells how you'll spend more time with her>listening to her and gazing deep into the crystal, you can see it so clearly
>not taking Sweetie to a Karaoke bar for a dateGive her a couple of drinks and some Sapphire Shore songs and she'll give you a concert right there.
>Fat Rainbow Dash = Chubby Chaser
>>9186691look for a job
>>9186485>A new recruit walks into that bar.>All the guards immediately start chirping like bats.>Still acting like they are carrying on conversations.>He slowly closes the door.
>>9186779IT'S PRINCESS LUNA!QUICK! RUN OUT THERE AND GIVE HER THE D!
>>9186803Is that Shimmer?
>>9186779Why are you scared? get a light and a rifle and clear the area.I swear, /k/ bump-in-the0night threads are SO much fucking better than /x/'s. It's better to read about>hear bump>fix m1907 sword bayonet to No.4Mk.1 SMLE>load charger>sally forth to meet my doomthan>hear bump>OH GOD GET THE SALT>IM SO SCARED
>>9186794>Being jealous>Of a fanfiction writer.>Of a greentext writer.Please, don't humor yourself.
>>9186813"i, Madame du Pinque, predict... you shall fall madly in love with the funnest, bestest, most coolest mare in all of Equestria!"
>>9186803>being a teasehttp://i.imgur.com/3xfwAX1.png
>>9186819And scratches. And probably a bruise. Oh, and you'll be sore all over for a few days.
>>9186848WHY COULDN'T I FIND MORE COOL ARTS LIKE THIS ON SUNDAY?
>>9186867AT LAST SOMETHING SHOOK MEAS IF IT CAME DOWN FROM ABOVEAND NOW THE FORTUNE TELLERAND I FELL IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE
>>9186859every thread on /k/ is better than /x/ thoughnot really fair to compare one of the best boards on the site to one of the worst
>>9186782>slowly backs out before they notice him>mutters to himself>"No order amongst the ranks these days..."
>>9186840I would totally hit that.
>>9186817hell, she'll give you a concert anywhere you like
>>9186842Yes Anonymous. It is her.
>>9186864Let's see you do better.Put up or shut up.
>>9186867FUCK YEARARITY HERE I COMETHANKS A LOT PINKIE
>>9186903>leth writes a letter to hasbro.txt
>>9186903this is the third time this has come up todayit's at least a couple months oldwhy is this so popular all of a sudden?
>>9186886>how would you kill the bizzmakeetch,>/x/?>[panic intensifies]>/k/?>"If 7.62x54r can't kill it, nothing can."
>>9186935somebody posted it on their tumblr
>>9186868>implying I had the full picture
>>9186903WE GET ITYOU CAN STOP POSTING IT NOW
So MLPG. Who wants to Rape me first?
>>9186855Thinking of myself in such a situation makes me uncomfortable.
it keeps goinghttps://archive.foolz.us/co/thread/47425346/#47429472
>>9186947A bunch of us are looking to get raped, get in line buddy
S1 colors > S3 colors
>>9186924ha, joke's on you, Rarity's my waifu anyway, you haven't annoyed me at all.
>>9186943>not having the full thingStep up
>>9186990How would you even do that?
>>9186960click original to get to the real thread
>>9186985I never had that intention dear Anon. Of course saying that would probably kill Pink Pony's heart
>>9186747You've heard horror stories of people who ate nothing but ramen, so note to get eggs for protein.>>9186733>>9186821It's a little before noon, get some lunch and then hitting the job market sounds like a plan. You don't even make it to the counter when you hear someone..."Anon, is that you?"
>people still using the word epic how is this still a thing
>>9186983>S1 colors > S3 colorsLikely due to the particular rip you're dealing with. Tons of guys did color correcting to the episodes.
>>9186960>deleted his postwhat a weenie
>>9186995Force you up against a wall on rub on you until she got it in.
speed panting tim
>>9187007Because there will always be edgy twelve year olds
>>9186871And when you end up on guard duty alone with them again, they lightly nip at your neck and whisper in your ear about wanting to do it all over againYou can try to put up a front and pretend that you didn't enjoy it, but they notice how you fight back the shivers whenever their warm breath splashes across your nape
>>9187007"Dude did you see that YouTube video?""Yeah man. That was so EPIC!!"
>>9187004You made them younger, right? Don't make me strangle you.
>>9186789>>9186815>>9186847I did!http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76811/a-tryst-at-midnightIt was pretty well liked toojeez you guys
>>9187026She has such a bulbous nose.Is she Jewish?
>>9187003yes. this scenario is rather reliant on Pinkie being your waifu in the first place. without that willing suspension of disbelief, the entire scenario falls apart quite spectacularly.
>>9187007>people still using the "word" teh
>>9187036Nigga fuck you I want grown up Sweetie
>>9187042Oh hey, yeahthat was it.
>>9187042>Oh man, I better be an attention whore.>So people notice me!
>>9187026post the link to stream
I like my horses EXTRA horsey
>>9186867And if she predicts it, it must come to pass.After all, you can't resist destiny. You can't resist her
>>9187013These are raw itunes from yayp
>>9187007Homer must be rolling in his grave.
>>9187072>>9187067darf doesn't write everything around hereeven if it does feel like it sometimes
>>9187072state your problem, friend
bye-bye twilight asparukuwelcome new hideous OC!I bet my 125$ it is another self-insert of little kid of someone from hasbro or DHXand she will get main roleahaha
Serious question time. How many of you visited the new boards? I visited >>>/out/. It seems so fucking cool.
>>9187078can someone crop out everything but the boobs
>>9187078but that's anthroy
>>9187063I'll punch your fucking face.
>>9187099>implying she won't be the antagonist>the real rival of Twilight>The one that hates her for stealing her destiny>The one that was suppose to be a princess
>>9186678>dip your finger into the spoon, and gently poke her on the nose before accepting the proffered treat.
>>9187100I didn't because they aren't pone.
>>9187060What is this nightguard greentext of which you guys speak? Anybody have any saved?
>>9187100/out/ is geocaching general and cool wallpapers 24/7, /vr/ is /v/ without idiocy, the rest I have no care for
>>9187057it didn't fall apart for me>>9187088if only
>>9187099>Not red and black.Hasbro isn't even trying.
>>9187121>all that denial
>>9186678>"Ahhh-mmph.">she pops the spoon into your mouth, filling your palette with sweet, creamy flavor>"Mm...not bad.">you notice Sweetie looking at you expectantly>your eyes flit down to your own cup filled with chocolate, then back to her>"...Ohhh fine.">with feigned reluctance, you scoop some onto your spoon and extend it towards her>she chimps down on it without missing a beat, savoring it as though it's the best scoop of ice-cream she's ever had
>>9187100/vr/ is a fucking paradiseI miss my box tv, fucking grandma gave it away.
>>9187133thats going in the fap folder thanks
>>9187133>clothes that are too tight around some areasoh baby
Is posting naked humanizations a bannable offense?
>>9187057Really the fallout of Anon saying that is what I find more interesting.I mean Anon gets up running to win Rarity and all can Pinkie do is just stare in disbelieve while her hair deflates again.
>>9187100I visited /lgbt/. Never again am I going there. Ever.
>>9187167probablypost an imgur link instead
>>9187167Upload it somewhere else and then link it.
>>9187179>>9187185>>9187187Oh allright then, if not I'll tell you guys when it's up on my tumblr.
>>9187004see who it is
pone should pone pone
>>9187169stop making ponk sad I just can't take it
>>9187189oh.... OHHHh OHH!! YES!! YES BELL DOIT DOIT!!
>>9187219Pone should pone human
>>9187100i love /asp/. almost as much as Johnny Bravo loves beef jerky.
>>9187219Filly should kiss filly.
>>9187099Can we please stop putting the cart before the horse so to speak
>>9187030o-oh dearwould she let you give a few love-nips of your own?
>>9187167Only time I've seen that happen is when people don't spoiler it. Scruff seems to be okay with it that way.
>>9187242Agreed!After all, that cadence toy turned out to be fake that has nothing to do with the show!
>>9187100I was lurking for a while this morning - I thought it'd be an interesting place to look, since I volunteer at a park quite a lot.
>>9187099>Wear beautiful masks.Waait, a fucking minute...
>>9187278I would Rarity's mom.with the pants on
WELL SAID, APPLE HUMAN
i had a dream that i was kissing pinkie pie. what have you done to me. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??
>>9187226And that's only the beginning. It gets worse. I men you do your best and you win Rarity's heart. Pinkie? If she didn't get over it man you're going to only make this worse. I mean not only do you break her heart but now she has to see you with Rarity every day. And it's not like she can confess. Even if she does it would be awkward as fuck. I mean what if she confesses to you? You don't love her like you love Rarity. The fuck are you supposed to say. You cannot win.
is mewballs streaming or what
Foot fetish is best fetish!
>>9187311I don't think so but I wish he would
>>9187248Only if she can reciprocate, and she tends to draw a bit of blood, sometimes on purpose just to have a little taste
>>9187272we knowyou discussed alreadythat whole event was hilarious
>>9187099>years ago she was a student of CelestiasSo she graduated or failed so hard at friendship that alicornhood was denied.Is Twilight just one unicorn in a long line of potential test subjects at Celestias behest?!AM I LOOKING TOO FAR INTO THIS BOX DESCRIPTION!?Yeah probably
>>9187296We've done nothing. It's all in your head.
>>9187286Pony is not for sexually. Filly is.
>>9187226you want your waifu to be happy, and you want everything to be perfect and lovely and wonderful. and that's fine, in the real world. but this isn't the real world, we're trying to tell a story. and to tell a story, you have to hurt people.
>>9187296nothingyou did this to yourself. I'm also a little jealous. I rarely dream of pone. How was it?
>>9187266There are so many other toys that are not in the show. And Cadence got much more than a shitty toy. She was the main thing everywhere.
>>9187334I'm sure she was just a minor student, not good enough for her.
>>9187356Not nearly purple enough either.
>>9187334I'm telling you man. Season long villain or rival. She's Kaga from Fallout 2.
>>9187382>twilight source of power is her colorcosmic
>>9187160Some of those made me feel. This place needs more sundude and batpone.
>>9187349i will tell you this. it was fucking great. the best dream i have ever had out of the rest of my pony dreams.
>>9187036>>9187063>>9187117Right after high school, so a compromise. Didn't know how else to handle it.>>9187214>>9187045Turning around to face the somewhat familiar voice, you notice a trio... no, THE trio, sitting in a booth. Applebloom, Sweetie, and Scootaloo are looking you up and down. The memories flood back, of them going out on their misadventures and telling the class stories. Of the two rich bitches bullying. Of the crushes you had on them... they were so adventurous, exploring life, whereas you, on the other hand...That train of thought gets interrupted by Sweetie giving you a hug. "It is you! Where have you been?""Yea," Applebloom speaks up, "you just left one day and never came back.""Not like anybody noticed." Scootaloo says under her breath as Applebloom shoots her a glare for, what you guess, being inconsiderate.What do?
>>9187334>She was a Student of Celestia.>She is actually very old.>And is Twilight's long lost relative.>And love interest.
>>9187389Kaga was cut from the game though.
>>9187404I know right? They are perfect.
>>9187393berry punch is the second most powerful pony in the show. If she wasn't so drunk all the time she could unlock her true potential.
>>9187407EXPLAIN TO THEM
>>9187419What about Cheerilee? And Mac cutie marks shines like Twilight's mark.
>>9187426>calling that a wreckShit I would've been happy with less.
>>9187439Their child will overthrow the alicorns. A new age of Earth Pony glory shall begin
>>9187439Cheerilee is equally drunk she's just better at hiding it.Macs butt sparkles only when he's having gay thoughts.
>>9187131>if onlyBefore you can be with her, you must belong to her. She only wants what's best for you, what will make you happyDon't you want to be happy?
>>9187419>"HOW DOES SHE KEEP GETTING IN THERE?! THE MORE DOORS I ADD, THE FASTER SHE GETS THROUGH THEM!">"SHOR'S BONES, IT'S DRIVING ME MAD!"
>>9187464but cheerimac is canon.
What do you think the princesses do to relax?
would you ratheranal sex with human-AJoranal sex with human-Pinkie?
MINTY PONE, STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT
>>9187407This is upsetting.
>>9187472I love this.
>>9187407Just say you don't feel comfortable going into depth about it right now
>>9187456Pff yeah right.Twilight would just send a pony to kill him when he is young to prevent her downfall.
>>9187484>Gyrobowls.Oh man, I remember that shit...
>>9187485You can't say no to those child bearing hips
>>9187485anal sex with pony AJright after she got done working
>>9187524>right after she got done workingfucking unf
If the Mane6 were real, which pony would you fuck first MLPG? For me it's Pinkie Pie for sure.
>>9187407tell them of your unfortunate move
>>9187485Anal sex with human AJ's sister.
>>9187494I CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY OKAY GEEZI also don't like kids, didn't want to be in that mentality.
>>9187485>sexfucking disgusting anon
>>9187485>They both had a rural, most likely religious upbringing>AJ thinks sodomy is a sin - like birth-control>Pinkie Pie is willing to bend the rules because anal feels so good and she wants you to have a good time.HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
>>9187485when you're imagining yourself sexing poni, are you human or pony?
>>9187485Applejack would have the most muscle control, but Pinkie would be wilder with it
>>9187548Rarity after building a relationship based on trust and love. And she'd be the only one I'd fuck
>>9187548Twilight is the only pony I need
>>9187348>>9187304but anon, this is supposed to be a self insertion fic and I don't even like rarara that muchThat was the best pink come on I've seen in a while then you crushed me>>9187466But seeing pinkie smile is what makes me happy and if making me smile make her smile then we will have a neverending circle of smiles
>Rarity GundamI don't even.
>>9187587>going to twitterI feel too old for the internet now.
>>9187565THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
>>9187418>Perfect....I didn't think they were that good man, I just wrote off the top of my head.
>>9187407Give them the Cliff Notes version for now - maybe we can go into depth later.
I openly disrespect the horse
>>9187614WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?QUIT BEING A FAGGOT, ANONYMOUS.
>>9187603She can get very bored sometimes anon. Huge mech building is her hobby.
>>9187548>fuckWHOA THERE SUGARCUBECant I get to know them better first?
>>9187570I wish to be the little pony
>>9187587explain what is happening. did she reply to the porn?
>>9187485is this a veiled attempt to get ads-pictures of the two?
>>9187587OH GODSOMEONE TWEETED HER A GALLERY OF ART OF HER OCWITH PORNhttp://imgur.com/a/q370o
>>9187645>not the one where it goes down his throat
>>9187657But.. You already know them because you have seen the ways that they act like. In the show.
>>9187627Please.fuck off back to tumblr, rch
>>9187548It would be Applejack. And Applejack alone.
>>9187644IF HIS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH WRITING IT, THEN WHY DO IT?
>>9187677>Corey in the House at the bottomFucking perfect placement.>go through it from the top>alright this is nice>oh great its getting sexual>full on sex geez>what the fuck man why did you link this to her>last pic>WORTH IT
>>9187570humanI'd make a very ugly pony
>>9187677WHERE'S THE TWEET
>>9187565But they are teens.>>9187594Eats all the shit.
>>9187548I like your tastes, Anon.
>try to link to corey's twitter>OUT SYSTEM THINKS ITS SPAM
>>9187570I would never defile my waifu with dirty monkey dick
>>9187569Why not both?Pinkie convinces Applejack to give it a try with you, and promises to be their for support
>>9187749Just screencap the tweet or something
>>9187749WHAT'S HER TWITTER NAMEI'LL FIND IT MYSELF
WTF is going on here?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfuVAXQ02dM&feature=player_embedded
>>9187749>not screenshoting it
>>9187680Cant take that chance. Plus they need to get to know ME.Just because I know AJ would be the perfect wife doesn't mean she'd like me.she wouldnt ;_;
>>9187565After high school is nice and safe. Comfortable for most people
>>9187749derpy.me or cap it.
>>9187768>Shooting your screen.America, please.
>>9187766NEVER MIND I FOUND IT
>>9187680what about like a date or two?a date with Applejack would be pretty nice...we could ride bikes or go hiking in the mountains
>>9187800SHE TWEETED IT TO LARSON
>>9187767I was expecting a parody of Story from North America.
>>9187800>At least they like you!
>>9187817This is going to be...interesting to say the least
>getting a girl to look at furry porn when she probably didn't want to look at furry porn in the first place noice, this is what the internet was always about
>>9187775Anon, just get a little confidence.Sure, you're not going to sweep her off her feet on her first meeting, but you could probably get her to show you the grounds. Don't you remember how happy she was to introduce Twilight to her family? Sure, you might be a little more like her first reaction to Zecora, but she's learned a lesson from that, and if anything you could at least appeal to her sense of pride.Maybe you could even convince her to let you help carry some bushels to the barn and engage in small talk along the way.
>>9187838>implying they didn't want to look at it>implying that's not why she gets up every morning
>>9187761but would she like it?or would she have you pull out before you've even gotten halfway in?
Anyone else suspect that Corey hasn't actually noticed the rest of the imgur gallery?
>>9187856GONNA NEED LINK TO THE PICTURE
>>9187767that's fucking rad
>>9186456Hey, I don't completely hate that picture.Also test
For bonus points: someone tweeted the Twilight Sparkle insanity letter to Tara
>>9187864Its hurts anon pls
>>9187904Night best princess.
>>9187920well welcome back either way
>>9187923NIGGER YOU BEST BE JOKING
>>9187922>Twilight Sparkle is NOT getting married.THAT HEARLESS BITCH WILL NEVER RUIN THEIR WEDDING!
>>9187922I have no idea what that is.
>>9187948Its too late, shes already married to her brother.They aren't related though so its alright.
>>9187944You asked, man.
>>9187948Good thing. Last thing we need is another Miss America pretending to hug animated pastel ponies.
>>9187922Tara Strong never knows what's going on with Twilight Sparkle, though.
>>9187975Alrighty then.What the fuck.
>>9187981>forgetting to greentextI'm a retard please rape my face
Oh god no. The show's staff found out there's porn. I hope Lauren doesn't find out. They're probably going to stop the show now because of all the parents complaining.
>>9187864>chatting with Applejack over some honest physical laborthat sounds lovely, actually
>>9188017no fucking clue
>>9188022>He isn't flooding Hasbro's e-mail with fake complaints from concerned parents.
>>9187981>he is obese and wearing a fedora
>>9188057I wish I could hate things like I used to
>>9188022Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.
>>9188017Welcome to the fandom.
>>9188057>this fucking guy
>>9188079>Your favorite pony will never wear this... RIDICULOUS thing... for you.
>>9188068What's to hate?This guy sounds like he's the real deal
>>9188057well I can't disagree with him
>>9187404>>9188128SOME THINGS ARE JOKES ANONYMOUS.
>>9187889Pinkie would help AJ relax into and keep her hot and bothered enough to continue at the same time.Though Pinkie might get carried away and try to join in with the occasional trail of kisses down AJ's back while she's bent over.Or pressing her smoldering body against you from behind and stroking your hips while you desperately try to maintain focus
>>9188127This guy sounds like a tool
>>9188139Do you really think someone would do that?Go on the internet and tell jokes?
>>9187431>>9187501>>9187555>>9187634The shock wears off some after Sweetie let's you go and sits back down, but you didn't expect this. "Well, my parents moved and I had to go with them..." They wait for more information. You never were the talker... "Aaaaand now I moved back. Always liked the feel of this place. Just moved in, going for food, find a job...""So you moved without setting up a job?" Scoots gives you a look like she can't believe the stupidity. "At least you have some cash saved, right?"Trying to find the words, you look away to think better, but it tips them off too much. Better just come clean. "This is going to be my only meal for the rest of... the month, I guess." They give different reactions. Sweetie in a concerned take back, Scoots has a 'this guy' look, and Applebloom is slightly angry."Well, I'm sure I can talk and get you some work on the farm..." her southern accent still prominent even after all these years."I'm staying with Rarity and learning to be an adult!" She beams, forgetting the current line of conversation."That doesn't help him Sweetie..." the tomboy gives her the same look as she did to you.She gives it some thought. "Uh, you could... move... stuff?"What say?
>Watching or discussing MLP>Not watching Space Prussians do Space Prussian things>2013
>>9188127what the fuck
>>9188154WORKING WITH RARITY?HOT DAMN LET'S GO
>>9188156Can I fap to Space Prussians?
>>9188148He tells it like it isyou can't fault him for that
>>9188156logh is the worst cartoon ever
>>9188175You'll get a Prussiaboner, so, theoretically yes.
>>9188154We can look into either of them and see what opportunities there are - if any.Both of them sound a bit... tenous.
>>9188154Tell Appahblum that finding work on the farm won't be necessary.You can probably find a job somewhere around.
>>9188179What's a "chode", anyway?
>>9188154Farmwork sounds fine. LETS MAKE A PASS AT APPLEJACK.It doesn't HAVE to be serious, though. Flirting is fun.
>>9188179He sounds like the average college fuck up that thinks he knows how to be a Liberal.
>>9187925>>9188026And all it'd take is some honest curiosity and pleasantness. You could probably discuss things like how long she works the orchards, what she's got in her fields, get some basic information about town... before you know it, the day'll be half-gone and you'll wonder how you got so tired. But hey, it's Applejack, she's a good hostess, and you've been a nice help for a new guy in town, so she'd set you up with a nice cool beverage; maybe let you sample some of that Sweet Apple Acres baking.But, well, it's been a pleasure talking with you, but she still has more chores to do, and she's sure she's keeping you from seeing more of Ponyville today. You don't want to waste your whole day on a farm, do you?
>>9188154"I'd appreciate the help!"It's probably more reliable than looking through Classified Ads anyway.
>>9188198It keeps going>>/co/47431636
>>9188175>Can I fap to Space Prussians?Yes.
>>9188213slang for penis
>>9188214>Make a pass.>Not fucking Applebloom as soon as possible, despite lack of any other interaction.>It's what you guys want.
>>9188154Move stuff? You mean be a mover? That doesn't sound too badAnd it'd probably be uncomfortable working around Applebloom anyway. She might expect you to open up or something.
>>9188228let me help you out there >>>/co/47431636
>>9188213There's many different definitions. The one I use is for a penis that's more wide than it is long. Long time favorite slang term for me and my budsAlso, I'm back baby. What are we drawin' tonight?
>>9188246I REALLY shouldn't respond, but no, it's not.yes it's and end goal, but for people who have had ZERO social interaction since 2008, the smalltalk is just as important as the endgame.
apples should apple apples
>>9188255that doesn't help at all
>>9188246>not reading the post you're shitposting about
QUICK BEST PONY AND WHY!
>>9188282I'm sorry.I'm a failure.
>>9188304PRETTIESTBEST WINGSMOST PRINCESSLY
>>9188304RARITYSHE'S PINKEST PRINCESS
>>9188259Femrover!Welcome back, Tan
>>9188304She's purple and smart
Do you think Corey was aroused in slightest by looking at these pics?
>>9188325>mfw I recognize the artistI need to get off the internet.
>>9188350Imagine me and you.I do.
>>9188345got any pics of normal rover and fem rover that I could use? I have no references.
QUICK CTRL+VWHAT WOULD YOUR PONY THINK OF WHTA YOU PASTED
>>9188391Not like it's in the filename
>>9188391samethe stiffness in my groin only heightens that
>>9188386>Corey created a fap folder today.
>>9188259Are you gonna take me home tonight?
>>9188402It's this >>9188264I don't have a pony but I imagine they would give me an odd look and ask if that's really a thing that exists
>>9188402pinkie pieshe would think pinkie pie
>>9188325>furries.>In charge of anything.
Are you coming to my sleepover, Anon? Snips said he could get some beer from his uncle.
Anybody got that ponyvag tutorial emphasizing the angle of the vagina, and the disposition of the vagina relative to the vulva?
>>9188350>twilight>smarti dont think so. maybe for a middleschooler or someone attending a poor american highschool.
>>9188401Here's Roverand uh, here's femrover http://i.imgur.com/2NnZSbb.png
>>9188447>>In charge of anything.I don't get it
>>9188325I can't tell if this is some kind of ironic parody.
no rainbow dashyou are the wonderbolts
>>9188386the porn was not very good so i doubt it
>>9188448Depends; there going to be any chicks?
>>9188472Welcome to the back alleys of the internet
>>9188460Yet Celestia elevates her to a fucking god.The cartoon was made in Canada, but the educational system, just screams America.No pony left behind
>>9188496These are hardly the back alleys.More like the flea markets.
>>9188386Maybe if she was getting fucked by something.I mean, something that wasn't in shitty porn.
>>9188463Well... that's interesting to say the least.
>>9188508>elevates her to a fucking godwhat
>>9188386Girls always get aroused by porn.They seldom admit it, but they do.
>>9188511No, I'm pretty sure those are the back alleysflea markets are 3DPD
>>9188508>a fucking godunf
>>9188511Ey man, chu want a ring?Pure silver, man, 100 percent.
>>9188528in some bronies' headcanons, Luna and Celestia are goddesses, and not just princesses.
>>9188530Not when it's porn of them drawn by creepily obsessed strangers on the internet
>>9188530That's just as stupid as saying men always get aroused by porn.
>>9188528>>9188547Stop trying to stir up shitI'm not agreeing or disagreeing, but just stop
>>9188484>Anatomically correctUh... the show ponies are not anatomically correct at all. They don't look like horses at all.
>>9188547Well they do push and pull the sun and moon around the skyHell, Celestia handled BOTH for over 1000 years
>>9188551porn is pornshe retweeted it, because she wanted other peole to see itCorey got wet
>>9188547>Live for a ridiculous amount of time.>Able to move celestial bodies.>Things that took groups to do before.Beaten by an insect.
>>9188537How would you pay homage?
>>9188565>there's porn of ME on the internet#bragging
>>9188564Rainbow Dash is in charge of the weather. Does that maker her a goddess? No. It's just her job.
>>9188559Stop being an attention whore.
>>9188570an insect hopped up on magic
>>9188554Porn irritates me more than anything.
>>9188580>tfw you don't even have an OC to get porn of
>>9188559>explaining>stirring shit upcalm your tits
>>9188593plain mortal magic
>>9188600>explaining>some BRONIES disagree with meYeah, stop stirring shit up
>>9188595>Made several characters.>No OC to call your own.
>>9188610No, love magic, Candyass source of power.
>>9188593A very pretty insect
>>9188595Neither did CoreyWe took care of that for her
>>9188454i cant even name an artist that draws a decent horse vagina.kids these days just dont care about semi-realistic horse vaginas on their cartoon ponies so they just do human. i guess doxy would be the best for human vagina on a horse art.
>>9188619She was fueled by Shining Armor, not Cadance.
I want to cuddle with yellow pony
>>9188603>C2013It just makes it so much more real when you know that this happened within the last 3 months...
>>9188633She was fueled by SA, he was also Candyass fuel.
>>9188585Dude thats not even the same thing.
>>9188636I want to watch theater plays with her
>>9188554Men don't always get aroused by porn. It corresponds to their sexuality. A straight man will get aroused by naked women. Lesbians having sex. A dude pounding a bitch or getting his dick sucked.A woman on the other hand, she'll get aroused by anything. Videos of old people fucking. Animals fucking. Doesn't matter, and kind of porn will make them aroused.It's fucking science man. They've done studies. Hooked electrodes up to dicks and pussies and literally measured arousal. Women will lie more and say they weren't aroused, but they always are, even more than men.
>>9188651It kinda is.
anyone know what corey looks like in real life? i need to know before i add her to the VA waifu list
>>9188611It's one thing to joke about Celestia and Luna being goddesses.If you think it's show canon, then you're a brony.
mehdone with this
>>9188651It is, and I take care of my dick and that doesn't make me a god.
>>9188678could she be any more yay?
>>9188677Stop stirring up shit
>>9188168Well, hopefully Rarity is as beautiful as you remember her to be.>>9188198>>9188197Yea, they sound like temp work... which is okay, for now.>>9188252AB was always the "leader" in a sense... never liked people prying into your emotions, she might make you, but money sort of matters.>>9188214Oh hell no. If it's one thing you aren't, it's smooth. Just standing in front on them makes you squirm inside.>>9188223"Um, yea, I'll do anything... hopefully I'll find a real job soon, but I'm no farm hand... what about you Scoots-um, Scootaloo...""Oh, I work at the postal office... just deliver mail around town. If I need a boost in cash, I'll do the newspapers too. You could jump on with me.""So it's settled," her bow bobs as she nods, "I'll tell AJ you'll be there tomorrow morning, Sweetie will talk with her sis, and Scoots will find out more on the deliveries!" You want to say something, considering she's deciding for you, but as you try to find the words, "Well, we were about to leave anyway... see you later!" With that, they all head out the door as you fight to say something.What do?
>>9188678she kind of looks like she's melting, but it's very pretty
>>9188645Right, Shining powered up Cadance later, too, but when Chrysalis defeated Celestia, it was because of Shining Armor. He's not even an alicorn.
>>9188636I would like to brush her nice mane.
>>9188631I draw realistic horse vaginas, anon.You're probably not man enough to admit it though.
>>9188651It is.Fucking Christ, you ignorant fuck. The gods of ancient greece who controlled the weather were even more powerful than the gods who raised the sun and moon.
>>9188631Apple draws a nice horse vaginaI think kevin does too
>>9188633>Getting fueled by SA.I am shocked she did not inherit his stupidity.
>>9188678Great, now you can stram
>>9188693Time to hop the freight train to AppleloosaMaybe thereThings will be different
>>9188678looks like PK. something feels off though, like the picture is facing the wrong direction.
>>9188696so one creature with wings and a horn beat another creature with wings and a horn after feeding off one with just wings
>>9188636I just want her to find her wings
>>9188678That is pretty cute. She is like your favorite fily, huh?
>>9188728>just wingsshiny is a pegasister?
>>9188603>>9188648It's not like she hasn't retweeted people saying the same exact thing about her boobs
>>9188697I want to bury my face in that maneLook at how soft that hair is
>>9188697Look how fucking yellow she isAin't no one got any business being that yellow.
>>9188720>corey dragon owns
>thinking the princesses are gods>not demigods>2013
How would your family and friends react if you married a pony?
>>9188751yesand apparently it's time for me to sleep
What's the broader status of the fandom?It seems to be in decline.Are there many active and popular ask blogs?
sup mlpglet's do this
>>9188772Does that mean that there are gods out there somewhere?
>>9188726no the pic just has basically no composition so it looks awkward as hell. its cropped a lot>>9188747yes