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The topic is purple pone, or blue pone, or bothand what we would do to them were they willing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOuNX2azWRQ
>>914115That pic just reminded me of thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaDIMS-mRU4>yfw this was an actual commerical
We must push on
>>914141Go to the movies. Shit yeah!
>>914141I'd play vidya with them
>>9141352slow
I have no idea what's going on anymore
>>914141Hug and cuddle.
OH SHIT GUYS NO TOPIC WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOOO THIS HORSE IS GOING TO LIKE SUCK AND STUFF
>>914159Anon deleting threads again
>>914156>>914157What about both in a night of pure bro fun? before you all fall into seperate beds?
For a second I thought it was a Hoppip thread
which pony has the best smelling butt?
>>914141I'd go to the arcade
>>914178Oh the temptations I find in MLPG
>>914159Anon deleted the thread this morning and everyone got dipped.
>>914183You can't smell with your butt, silly
>>914195Can't I really shoot her?Not even a little?
>>914178not before kicking their asses with my mad skills on hard mode at street fighter
>>914195When my pony found it took hours to stop her sobbing, deleting threads seriously hurts.
>>914210With a water gun full of grape juice.
we ded
Will things improve? Is there a future? Or will we drown in the sea of autism, like the proverbial fluffy pony?
>>914220>implying purple pone couldn't use her mastery of magic to react faster than you can and make you groan in frustration as she beats you again
>>914210
Well shit.I can't into feels tonight.Sorry for the anons who asked it.Might try to actually make something later, or in the morning
Shout doesn't use construction lines does she?
For those that miss it this morning.
>>914248>using notepad>ever
>>914239I'd just challenge her to a night of Killing Floor then. Coop-games are more fun anyways.
>>914257The 4chan x box feels uncomfortably small.
>>914256That was >fun
>>914256Has anyone ever made it to Oregon?
>>914259>implying the cheap little mare would accept your dosh>implying she wouldn't just run away before getting pinned down by zombies before you save her, teaching her the value of teamwork
Archive is working again, the pictures in the threads that are still up should be updated now, or very soon.Thanks Archive!
>>914274We don't go to Oregon
>>914259I would play 420GanjaFarmReweeded with Fluttershy
>>914250he probably doesn't
>>914060I can ink it like that, if you want to, but it was more of a joke
>>914284Everything for you Leth.
>>914274Only steers and queers go to oregon.
Any news? Anything at all?
>>914284>>914314Thanks niggas, our legacy is safe once again
>>914284Woo-hoo! Thank you both!
cease pls go
>>914325I had a chill, but nice day.
Would you?
>>914284what was the problem?
>>914333Terrifying
>>914339You were the problem, Anon
>>914335Well that's something, I guess
>>914342HNNNNNNGI fucking love police pone
>>914333man, why do people even like DJ pon-3?
>>914314>>914284Good to hear that.captcha: secure nonplit
>>914342Hehe
>>914342oooooh yeah, Arrest me officer, grrrrrr
>>9143394chan changes its code slightly, and breaks everything.That's usually the issue when it doesn't work right.
>>914356Why do people even care what others like?
>>914342i love police pone
proper anatomy and using references is for gaylords. i'd rather draw pigface ponies.
>>914356Beats me
>>914381CARLOS!
>>914368Because such is the nature of man
>>914368>hurr people can't be curious about anything you must love and tolerate everything and everyone>>914381I see what you did there
Like officer Barbrady
>wanted to search for 'Friend in deed' on youtube>accidentaly typed Friend in ded>we ded
>>914347oh ok I'll just leave then
>>914365>police pone will never handcuff you and take you down to the station in her cute little uniform, all tight fitting in all the right places>you'll never coyly ask "what should I do now, officer?">she will never throw you in a cell for breaking the law, you criminal.
>>914383>>914390OH SHIT THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT
>>914390That's not what I said at all. The way you said it seemed like you felt they were being irrational, so I responded in kind.
>>914397No, anon. Stay, I never want you to leave me.
>>914390Fanon, and her hairs cool too I guess.
>>914398>handcuff>pony copWhat would a pony need with handcuffs?
>>914420>fanon
If you had a Dash, would you Dash?
>>914426how else would she handcuff you? gosh.
>>914426Have you even role play?
oh god how do i lineartits god damn frustrating
>>914433no she is my daughteru
>>914433I would Dash so hard she'd forget how to fly
>>914443patience patienceand lots of practice
>>914414ok fine I'll stayI m-mean it's not like I love you guys or anything
>>914414YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT ARE YOU ANON?YOU REALLY LOVE ME DON'T YOU ANON?
>>914433Dash too Dash for my Dash to Dash.
>>914443Err... circles? Circles circles?
>>914436But there is only one of you.You must mean something special to her to have her custom make such a device.>>914441Not my cup of tea, but I get the point.
applejack is a cute pony
Well here's this version inked and ready for colouring if someone wants toI'm gonna try better laterFor now, Wakfu
>>914420True. There's an unreasonable amount of fanon for her, though. >>914408I could see how you would come to that conclusion. Nah man, just curious. It's like the Luna phenomenon, but with less screentime.
>>914454S-sure, the more the merrier right haha
>>914459But if Dash is too Dash for your Dash, then what if DashDashDashDash
>>914472it looks like twilight just has a sweet stache
>>914472shamefur disprayBut really, nice work!
>>914472wakfu?Nasse pls go
>>914472I'll take the case!
>>914491>Not liking Wakfu
>>914491Well I need SOMETHING to do
I thinkThe ghost of a ponyis haunting meI'm scared as fuckwhat do
>>914491...but he just did
>>914501put your dick in it
>>914501wave your dick in the air!
>>914501Instal Gentoo
>>914501Oh silly, there no real pony in RL. Its probably a human ghost.
>>914508what kind of a reaction is that
>>914501Sudoku
>>914501make tulpa to epic combat it
>>914464
>>9145011) find out if it has an axe wound2) if yes, dick in it
>>914518>>914511>>914509it's like you guys are all describing the same thinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjGSMUep6_4
>>914472I'M ON->>914494nevermind
>>914501Use Tajazzle to become a Goddess and face her.
>>914501
>>914508You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave!I have the player and MLPG open side-by-side
>>914525
>>914523
>>914509>>914511I don't think it wants anything to do with my dick.>>914518I don't use Mozilla.>>914524I always write 4 in every box>>914525already in progress, but I think I need something quicker
>>914536remember when kissing was the way to steal souls?
>>914538I have a two monitor setupthe mlpg is portrait
>>914289http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/83584I added @delay 1 to the meta information and it has ever since worked fine with 4chan x.
>>914569Wrong motherfucking Untitled.png of course.
>>914569Okay, thanks, that would be helpful if I were on one of the computers that it doesn't work on right now.Youlink actually works on my own computer, only my friend's computers have the problem, I'll link that to them!
>>914585>wrong Untitled.pngman do I know that feel
>>914569Hah, I'm not on that list!I wonder how many people had me on their ban list back in the day.
>>914605Ross pls go
>>914605the loudest 6 ballsuckers on MLPG
We have perished
>>914466fuck off egophiliac
we ded nao?
>>914618We are freeee!
>>914635Move your dead pones pones
THE POWER OF DRUIDS COMPELS YOU TO POST YOUR FAVORITE PONE
>>914605I only started filtering once we moved to /mlp/ due to certain unbearable individuals and then kinda went filter mad and added some regulars that pissed me off once or twice. I've since calmed down a bit and removed some of those.
>>914643CLACKETY CLACK
>>914643Okay
>>914643
>>914643k
>>914640you shall never be freenot as long as leth will appear in your every dream
>>914643WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?
>>914643HOKAY>implying augmented Rarity isn't everyone's favorite poni
>>914643Purplest pone is bestest pone in my opinion
>>914670Looks like Madam Mim
>>914672Should be>the apple is strong in this one
>>914654Well that was not the image I was expecting>>914652Why is it tank engineNow I'm thinking something like a maybach just on the tracksDoing nothing because it's not connected to nothingThink of a show about a Tank's engineHow boring would that beI'm tired
anyone wantmore belly rubs
>>914674>Angel and Gummy>pone
>>914689Did you do Yellowquiet already
>>914685>you will never sit behind Spitfire and massage her wings sensually while she melts at your fingertips
>>914682Holy shit I want to watch that againDat squirrel
>>914689spitfire
>>914684Why does your name sound so female-ish you alcoholist finnish clown
>>914674Look at all those worthless background ponies... :\
>>914689yusprincess celestia if you'd be kind enough to do last
>>914694yes
>>914689You're doing belly rubs now? Have you posted them somewhere other than MLPG? I'm too lazy to go through the archive.
>>914633toy seem upset
BEHOLD THE RESURRECTING POWER OF DRUIDS
>>914705I thought that was about crotchboobsOh well seconding>>914704
>>914697stop saying that, Anonlife is so cruel
>>914702you grew up on -san's and -chan's that -Seta sounds female to you
>>914703>:\Leave.
>>914689Crack- uh... Angel.
>>914652Oh man! Oh baby!
>>914718>too lazysucks to be you
>>914643>Faggots picking side characters >hurr durr mah fanon makes dem shot lazur beems out of dere penisis they are so much kooler than every1 else
>>914702I have no ideaApparently this is Nasse in Sweden though
>>914740I burped while looking at that pictureI almost threw up. Thanks.
>>914699http://andreasdeja.blogspot.com/2011/12/frank-thomas-squirrels.html
>>914718http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/post/20123585676/meanwhile-how-about-some-belly-rubshttp://tgweaver.tumblr.com/post/20124260261/uh-oh-how-did-this-happen
>>914728
>>914699First boner general?
>>914643Keeps saying flood detected...
why are 'clopfics' invariably terrible awkwardly-written fumble-fisted AND THEN THEY HAD SEX wish-fulfilment drecklike you want to grab the author by the shoulders and say THIS IS A BAD THING
>>914472So you decided to abandon that Celestia picture?What a weakling.
>>914702>Nasse>female-ishNigguh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83deAfLB9O8
>>914752Thanks! >no RarityAww.
>>914753that's pretty hardcore man
>>914745OrI just fucking like them.
>>914759Not reallyI had a new sketch for it and everythingBut more lucrative requests came my way
>>914751>>914754I... I kind of want to turn Pinkie into that squirrel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw8-qGN3Uys#t=9m20sJesus fuck, why
>>914758because often that's what people want to read
>>914758Because when people read fapfics they want the wish-fulfilment dreck?
>>914758>clopficsanyways have you stated what you want to read about? have you tried writing it out? what DO you want to read? i'm genuinely interested since i'm putting this much effort in a response
>>914778I'm not a pony, I'm a squirr-I'm not a squirrel, I'm a pony!
>>914789http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcQxXpFIID0because
>>914789I was in your country last summer, the space cakes do fuck all you cheating niggers
>>914466her wings are so blue
>Waah, ewe wanna fwuck me Wainbow Dasw?
>>914809The what now
>>914813Get the fuck out
>>914790they should read nicer things>>914798i'd actually had a few interesting ideasbut the usual 'this is probably what being a pedophile feels like' feels showed up so i didn't
>>914789no god noNOthat's almost worse than that polish crap
>>914814Bakery with cannabis
>>914812>you will never stroke Luna's wings>she will never wrap them around your body and hug you close
>>914774show me new sketch
>>914820but when people read clopfiction they generally have a particular end-goal in mind. The wish-fulfilment bullshit is, if nothing else, effective at achieving that end goal.
>>914813im wanking
>>914820well write it out regardless. or request it regardless we all will know peace eventually, so best to get as much hell experience out of the way now
>>914813>You will never be raped by Rainbow Dash
>>914789It could be worst. ALOT WORST.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m14S_2GO_a4
>>914813I hope you set yourself on fire and survive with horrific burns.
>>914789http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ve2E2RIiNY&feature=relatedYou don't know shit
>>914846of course notDash could do anything she wanted to me
>>914848HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>914846The worst of all possible fates
>>914848SPITGUYEROH MAN
Who are you?
>>914829Jesus Christ I thought I had deleted it>duplicate file entryAlso jesus christ these threads die slow>>908079
>>914865>>914861
>>914870>spitguyer
>>914879for Dash? Anything. Her word is my command.
nasse,you sexy author of most of my drawings, have you favorited this guy yet?if not, you are shit and will remain so till you watched all his videoshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdfN_9sjDHQ&feature=g-all-u&context=G203bf72FAAAAAAAAHAA
>>914874I am a fat, lonely neckbeard who has barely any social interaction so I seek acceptance from MLPG in the form of drawfagging.
>>914879I would scratch a Dash's belly.
>>914874you
>>914874My name is Anonymous
Would you a stallion ___sexually?Which?
>this threadMore autism reported.http://online.wsj.com/article/AP34db4deded6e44828a60a38531520864.html
>>914891No, I am Spartacus
>>914886Well I guess I know what I'll be doing once I've applied to some uni or something I guess.
>>914896No
>>914887Shut up and draw Nasse.
>>914901No, I'm spartacus
>>914904I have a meatloaf in the oven that I have to get out any second now
>>914887I accept you. Come as you are.
>>914906No, John, you are the demons
>>914896>Sweetie Belle is a whore>She wants your cock>What do?
>>914789Ik herinner me een tijd toen nederlandse dubs beter waren dan hun engelse tegenhangers. Een lang vervlogen tijd.
>>914906No, I'm Spartacus!
>>914886>sycraQUICK TAKE THESEhttp://muddycolors.blogspot.com/http://www.ctrlpaint.com/digital-painting-101/http://www.mediafire.com/?i44dwzkf9j9n8#i44dwzkf9j9n8
make email addressnever get emails
>>914917Explain to her the dangers of underage sexual activity
>>914929>I just checked my email adress that never gets mailsHoly shit what the fuck
>>914927shup smelly rose
>>914896if the CMC were little stallions, Twist too.
>>914922Okay, you can be Startacus, I just want to be Anon.
For crimes committed on the internet and by the authority of her m-majesties the princesses, I-I hereby place you all under a-arrest. S-such crimes to include but are not limited to horsefucking, bestiality, shitposting and r-rape.
>>914929>make email adress>actually get emailsholy fuck look at how famous I am
>>914918Maar dat is verkeerd. Dubs zijn altijd shit
>>914955>only mail I get is GoG.com newsletter and Tumblr notifications
>>914953>implying I'm not going to rape you right now
>>914827WINGS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY>>914837you are correct. 'and YOU lived happily forever after with your docile horse sex partner' just makes the old 'NO INTERNET NO' filters throw out warning signs, i suppose.>>914845they're only half-baked ideas, and annoyingly enough a few came from the damn fics i didn't like in the first place.like that hotsauce guy and his horrible, creepy 'YOU have sex with all the pony children' series. let's put that guy in front of some kind of authority, and have him explain himself. better yet, let's turn this into a 'you are in equestria' fic, and introduce some kind of human ambassador. that guy started out as an average representative of humanity, and now he's basically molesting alien children. let's see the beaureaucrats on both sides work through this one. you done fucked up, son.then i realise i'm fighting wish-fulfilment with more wishfulfilment and so you see my conundrumalso tl;dr
>>914951so we meet again eggman
>>914951If there's ever a history board on 4chan (yeah, like we'd ever get one instead of all these retarded ones moot comes up with), all Anonymous posts should be renamed Spartacus.
>>914953Why are you stuttering, officer?Can't handly all this handsome?
>>914917Silly anon, fillies are not for ___sexually.
>>914953oh, it was never rape by the end, sweetiemrow
>>914927saved for when I get high speedI am so close to getting cable
>>914953Enjoy your rape
>>914953We don't rape here officer.Only >rape.
>>914955Are you Obema?
>>914969>all Anonymous posts should be renamed Spartacusyes, that won't end up as another /b/-outpost within days at all
>>914953>she takes out the handcuffs>they're actually spreader bars>she locks herself in them>h-how did this happen
>>914964>that guy started out as an average representative of humanity, and now he's basically molesting alien childrenThis makes me hard.
>>914964well of course, 2nd person horse fiction is an inherently absurd concept that nobody should like or want.But people do. And even worse people write it.
>>914977>>914980>>914962>not wanting to get arrested and dominated by police poneWhat kind of betas are you guys anyway?
>>914978that seems like a good idea
>>914987But why?
>>914876>>914876Okay, forelegs is not much better, definitely, but I don't like hindlegs. They way they stretched down seems to be quite uncomfortable, I really liked previous variant.
>>914988pfffahahaha, poor thing never stood a chance
>>914978Yamino being a douche again?
>>914973I agreement
Would you want to be the little filly, mlpg?
>>914960Neger, vergelijk Klokkenluider van Notre Dame, Lion King en nog een paar films met hun origineel. De stemmen zijn evenwaardig en sommige zelfs beter. Vraag me niet waar die acteurs naartoe zijn. Tegenwoordig hoor ik steeds maar dezelfde 5 stemmen in elke serie.[/spoiler
>>914988>MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>915023Can I be a slutty filly?
>>914978
>>914980>>914988>>914977>>914974>>914962>>914953We >rape now.
>>914917I would bang any pony, butI just.. couldn't do it do Sweetie
>>914993>dom fetish>people cry betaThis shit really gets on my tits.
>>915036How sweet
>>914988But it was clearly stated in Fallout Equestrai Project Horizons that security unicorns can conjure hoof-cuffs.
>>915032No. Fillies are not for sexually.
>>915038i thought youd like being called beta
>>915035Just to make myself clear, everything that happens after >>914988 is completely consensual
DORKS
So is GG still doing belly rubs?'cause Rarity would proabably lounge on her couch and complain all the way through, Unless it was Spike, in which case we'd probably get a non-stop torrent of slight moans and encouraging but slightly patronising spikey-wikey talk
>>915001Who are you
>>915050no, I'd like you to make me admit it
>>915038thats_the_joke.jpg
>>915056Holy shit I want to see the latter.
>That feel when your current drawing looks more like George Constanza than a beautiful humanized Rarity.
>>915049Even better! I would be the first slutty filly.
>>914990tell hotsauce Silverspoon is not a unicorn
>>915049Or are they...
>>915068SHIGGYDIGGYDOO
>>915072Who are you quoting?
>>915059shes lauren faust
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>915075Who?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-7yffeZX30
>your face will never be made of frown
>>915086pedophile brony(but i repeat myself)
>>908013>GG does Belly Rub picturesMy body is ready.
>>915090what a pretty pone
I just like ponies
>>915068POST IT POST IT POST IT
>>915001>Okay, forelegs is not much better,I mean "forelegs IS MUCH better", derp.
welp
>>915079WHERE ARE YOU?
>>915087Pass the controller, bro
>>914991i know, mani just want them and their horrible ideas to just go awayponies are nice ponies and don't need to see your horrible penis
>>914964well alright, lets say you got the ball-time to make a counter wish-fullfillment fic and decided to go against Hotsauce. write what you want, post and update it periodically or rewrite what you posted but continue with it. if anything you'll be putting your shit out there for at least one person who wants that as much as you
>>915110
>>915038Это шутка.
>>915108Is Merlin getting assaulted by Ross' Pinkie?
>>915086hotsauce wroteBut Applebloom didn’t notice any of this anymore. She’d lifted her eyes and was staring up at the disk of the moon, concentrating on it as the waves of pleasure wracking her body became almost unbearable. The moon was like an eye staring down at her, and Applebloom imagined it was Princess Luna herself looking down at her, and the thought of doing these naughty things while she watched made her even more excited. She pushed Spoony’s head down hard to drive the little unicorn filly’s tongue deeper into her, and almost immediately she started to shudder.
Kid A was the best Radiohead album
>>915115>ponies are nice ponies and don't need to see your horrible penisMy sides! You really think people are going yo stop? In this place?
>>915115At least I know that things in those fics would never happen but that doesn't mean one anon is gonna make me stop enjoying AnonxPony
>>915127Yesterday's shit was my best shit
>>914857not gonna lie, that "at the gala" kicks some ass
>>915126I know who Silverspoon is but who the fuck is hotsauce.
>>915108i raff
>>915115well, yeah, but that's where the wish fulfilment thing comes in. It's absurd, but a lot of us want to fuck horses. Fiction is the closest we'll ever get. It's valueless smut, really.
>>915127Radiohead are horrible
>>915126the idea that that's the most objectionable part of the whole thng for you just makes me smh>>915136see>>915091>pedophile brony>>(but i repeat myself)
>>915136pedophile who does filly fucking stories
>>915140u rost
>>915147>>915150He must be the only one then, thanks for the info.
I don't meanto seem like I care about material thingslike our social statsI just wantfort walls and adobe slats for my ponies
>>915150Oh yeah, Hotsauce.
>>915145What do you listen to?
>>915136dude follow the fucking links >>914964like that hotsauce guy and his horrible, creepy 'YOU have sex with all the pony children' series.>>915147smh?
>>915145if you think radiohead is badyou're half the man you used to be
>>915127no it wasn'tIt was Amnesiac
>>915168>Hotsauce>>915136>who the fuck is hotsaucehmmpotential new thread game: brony jeopardy
>>915102
>>915171> 'YOU have sex with all the pony children' series.
>>915145We hopethat you chokethat you chooooooooooooooooooke
>>915171It's not like other authors like RagingSemi or TAW or whatever are much better, it's still cartoon horses having sex with each other. Just because they aren't underaged doesn't make it less rediculous.
>>915178but your opinion is wrong
>>915181That's rarity all right
>>915163>>915168http://clopfic.heroku.com/authors/80
>>915181A bit off-model
>>914991but i don't want to feel like i'm sitting at a bar listening to some dude regale me with stories of him fucking ponies
>>915189Pretty much this, but people here think they are better because they only want to fuck mares and thats hillarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrm2avayPIg>That feel when Fluttershy's childhood reminded everyone of theirs.> That feel when it really only reminded you
>>915189Plus, didn't Semi do that story about Chief Thunderhoof raping Sweetie Belle?
>>915205>>915205>because they only want to fuck mares >wheredoyouthinkweare.jpgWe also want to fuck and be fucked by stallions.
>>915201>not wanting thatWhat if it was done by Rucks?
>>915207>>That feel when Fluttershy's childhood reminded everyone of theirs.>But that's pretty fucking wrong
>>915207I wasn't a horse when I was little
>>915163>only oneNOT ANYMORE
>>915207Sorry faggot Im Dash.>>915213Well its the same thing.
>>915219i was a horsebut i grew out of it
>>915189I meant to quote that, I wasn't deriding. I enjoy people writing what they want
>>915212and TAW has done pedophilia and rape toofapfic writers are all the same
>>915223You stopped horsing around?
So if Applejack likes anal, what horse likes the missionary position?
>>915237neigh.
>>915245Lyra
>>915245Fluttershy
call the cops, because i don't give a fuck
>>915245Pinkie Pie
>>915245>>915251Dash likes Doggy Style.
not big surprise
>>914472Here you are, hope you like it.Anything else anyone wants colored?>>914533I'm sorry anon, I'm sure yours would have been better.
>>915275>(c) Hasbro, Lauren FaustFaust doesn't have a copyright on this shit
>>915275HOW DOES ONE PLAY TAG DOGGY STYLE?!
>>915234>TAW has done pedophiliaoh really?
>>915082Lets find out.
>>915290I remember hw write Sweetie and Rarity blowing anon and he is working on scootasex.
>>915196probably ross in disguise
>>915266No no, put that one in the fluffy pony thread where the retards can potentially learn from it.>Implying the people in that thread are capable of learning.
>>915284
Is someone writing Twist or what? So sad Metals lost his
>>915170>What do you listen to?Good music.
>>915290he did something with the CMC with Cheerilee doing sex ed at some point
>>915181thats hilarious.granted it didn't turn out as a beautiful humanized rarity, but dude, don't stop, finish it up as a costansity
>>915170i'm on a real two-tone kick at the momentMirror In The Bathroom by the English Beat is my jam atm :)
>>915284Looks pretty greatmind if I upload it to my tumblr while crediting you
>>915181>not putting your dresses in the fridge
>>915311Did someone mention best pony?
>>915266They're just going to edit THAT into being grimderp, you realize that, don't you?
>>915311twist what?
>>915327> the English BeatStop listening to bad music I don't even know what that is. I just wanted to make you upset for a half a second
>>915334'best' not 'squeakiest'
>>915318That was RS.
>>915329how about you stop having a tumblr faggot
>>915341You are a true anon of 4chan
wait, what? people are taking those fluffy pony things seriously now?>>915341don't toy with my emotions like that
>>915311Metals is in jail right now.
>>915345
>>915365Faceless please go
>>915360mlpg_input:>where is ______mlpg_output:>HE IN JAIL NOW
>>915329Certainly. Just put anon as the credit.
>>915352http://pastebin.com/9bcZDxpjat the bottom
There ain't no rest for the wicked
>>915368Metals might legitimately be in jail right now, though. And not the sexy police pone domination-play jail, either.
>>915386What he do?
>>915353But why, Anon
>>915389It corrupts the minds of men
HEY YOUDON'T WATCH THAT, WATCH THISTHIS IS THE HEAVY HEAVY MONSTER SOUNDTHE NUTTIEST SOUND AROUND
>>915365Someone redo it with Applebloom or Scootaloo.I wish Rose did it.
>>915388Did drugs in a police station.
>“Oh um, thank you Dashie. I’ll remember to contain myself next time, but I don’t suppose one of your friends happens to be male? It is hardly proper for a man and a young lady to sleep under the same roof together (I am so full of shit).”I've never wanted to kill a personFinished Chapter 3 and that's all I'm reading today
>>915389because tumblr is for faggets and thereby it makes you a fagget if you have a tumblr
>>915397Hey everybody, did the news get aroundAbout a guy named Butcher PeteOh, Pete just flew into this townAnd he's choppin' up all the women's meat!
>>915345>>915345>squeakiestThat's not how you spell "marshmallowiest".
>>915399Well, that wasn't very prudent of him
>>915399Thats a bad place to do those
>>915367I ain't Faceless.
>>915413>>915414Its because his dealer friend frame him actually.
>>915425The plot thickens
>>915399Generally a bad idea, that is.
>>915411IT'S JUST GONE NOON, HALF-PAST MONSOON, ON THE BANKS OF THE RIVER NILE!
LETH
>>915412which pone is more marshmallowy?rarity or sweetie belle?
>MLPG - Drugs, Sex and Rock 'n' Roll
>>915425Well that's what got him into the police stationI'm pretty sure doing drugs there didn't help his case
>>915399wat
>>915442Sweetie.
>>915411HE HACKIN AN WACKIN AN SMACKINHE HACKIN AN WACKIN AN SMACKINHE HACKIN AN WACKIN AN SMACKINHE HACKHE SMACKCHOP DAT MEAT
>>914302>>"Tuffleware"It's like these guys are literally evolving backwards.
>>915432Oh, I remember reading that. Didn't he say he was called into the station for questioning and then he did some drugs there to keep himself calm or something?That was kind of dumb.
>>915449> doing drugs there didn't help his caseThey didnt catch him doing drugs there but he told us later.
>>915398That line down the stomach like that looks stupid as fuck.
>>915401What you talkin about?
He was such a cute little colt. Those little wings were adorable to see going 90 miles an hour to lift his little body. His older brother was ok, but wouldn't -no- COULDN'T compare to the quirky little grey pony...So here he was on my bed, moaning and grunting as I lathered his cute little balls in saliva. Working one at a time, lolling the left about then working the right as though it were a piece of candy. There could be no end to this. Oh dear Celestia I wish there was no end to this...
>>915457I don't think there's any simile involved. I think they just ARE.
http://matteonl97.deviantart.com/WHY
>>915405>>915396But Krabb made me toAnd then I noticed how easy it's to stalk other drawfags who come to MLPG
>>915448
guys i'm in a police station but i think i'm okaynow, DRUGS TIME
>>915485
>>915485panka? is that you panka
so much mad, oh my.http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=mP7qgHWrHNA
>>915485that's nothinghttp://dieillusiveman.deviantart.com/
>>915485Dude, the guy's 14. Leave him be.Now if he was 18+ like you fags...
>>915399Your local DEA office isn't technically a "police station," anon.And, to be fair, the drugs he did were legal prescriptions which he was illegally using to get high
>>915511I think this guy has a thing for max
BEHOLDTHE KING
>>915485Turns out 14 year olds are better than me at drawing ponies.That kinda sucks.
there's something oddly reassuring about bad fanartlike, they cannot into art but at least they're probably ordinary people who like a thing and want to draw a thinglike we used to one timesadface
>>915529>18+>implying we are all not basic mushrooms
>try to ink>ends up shitgod damn it
>>915546show me your pones, anon
>>915552>fail>complain about it instead of trying again
Okay guysguysokaySo what if Rarity's disability isn't seizures and flashing lights, but she's bipolar and prone to violent mood swings.
>>915529pinkie pie is a very cartoony pony
>>915539I think Max is a pretty cool guy. eh jams out with Powerline and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>915565That's canon, though
>>915562>now im asking for help maybe a tutorial or something
>>915539>tfw madmax hats us
>>915561this is my favourite pony picture
>>915552>Sketch looks better than when you colored it in
>>915485>Happy Tree FriendsThat's still a thing?
guys I'm bored and sadgive me clopfiction to read
>>915583THATS THE WAY YOU DO IT
>>915595http://www.gs.cidsnet.de/englisch-online/originals/soft_rains.htm
>>915588this x10000000>>915599I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND
>>915595stop fappig to pone porn you could maybe go outside
>>915595All of the ponies fuck. The end.
>>915486>made me toI DIDNT MADE YOU TO NOTHIN'
>>915609I went outside a few days ago.Now my face and arms hurt from the sun.
>>915595http://www.latenighthacking.com/archives/stories/GregHowell/Light%20On%20Shattered%20Water%20-%201998-08-23.html
So, I drew this.
>>915468cant art yourself@calleveryoneelse talentless faggotsso pathetic. so 4chan.
>>915621put a bit of after-sun lotion on that, anonyour skin needs moisture otherwise CANCER
Reminder: You will never be this good at arting
>>915623That's pretty neatWait what are they again
>>915595here>>915473
>>915623shooby dooby doo
>>915611Largest shot I have ever cummed.Holy shit.
>>915621Carry around a beach parasol
>>915623That's impressive anon
>>915490it is a prescription drug anyway
>>915595http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/it's 'the thing' from the thing's perspective
>>915623looks good anon
>>915623Trippy
>>915630i promised myself that i'd do one of two things1) conquer the world, then burn it2) be good at arting
Is it true that Twilight Sparkle broke Pony Joes heart in the college days?
>>915630i know
>>915613IF I SEE THAT FUCKING ALICORN ONE MORE TIME...
>>915621then go outside againyou have to fail to become better
>>915630
>>915623That's nice.Let me guess: you like Squigglekicker.
>>915630>implying I'm not better
>>915655but ice cream hair is a pretty pone
Would you drink fresh pone milk, MLPG?
>>915637and get some pokeballs while you're at it! then when someone walks near you run to them, say some meaningless shit and challenge them to a pokebattle!
>>915653She was just got hit with the introvert disease and choked.My headcannon says so.
where are TAW's fanfics anyway? I DON'T KNOW THIS STUFF
...piiiiiiiiieeeeeee
>>915673from the source?yes yes yes yes
>>915641That's just silly
>>915473oh man is that Rumble? I was just thinking about how there is filly porn but no colt
>>9156301.67MB on a 900x900 pic. that's some achievement there
>>915673>implying I don't already start off every day with a lovely glass of maremilkYou think I'm some kind of casual?
>>915679...Spitfire is bonerrific enough without being swedish too
>>915632this is my representation of seaponies.>>915634>>915639>>915645>>915646thanks,
>>915673dash must have the tastiest milk in the world
>>915641they took away his harddrive?I think they're going to have a fun time with his pone folder
>>915701>glassyesjust use your lips
and just likethe movieswe'll play outour last scene
>>915678http://clopfic.heroku.com/authors/253next time try google or read previous threads, you might find some useful information
>>915707I bet it's like spicy skittlesI want to bathe in it
>>915545of the autists
>>915678in the garbagewhere they belong
>>915678http://clopfic.heroku.com/>>915684what's silly is how my search thing didn't show me it when I typed the exact name I had to scroll to when I made it
does anyone have that list of cheeses
why the fuck do we still get spammers
>>915728>that feel when you will never bathe in a mixture of all the ponies' milk
>>915672I really like her
>>915741they're called posters anon
>>915735brieCamembertedamcheddarthat weird stinky stuff
>>915703>this is my representation of seaponiesDon't take me wrong, I love them, it's just that Well they don't look very much like seahorses like the original seaponies did
>>915662who dat?
>>915741i miss shrekspammer
>>915735There's an anon around here somewhere who has a list of all his filenames for filtering
>>915623Why AJ and Rarity are so kawaii?
>>915745>that feel when you'll never proudly walk around town after bathing in their milk.
>>915741Mane spams, why you ask? Because he is an autismal vortex.
>>915732>that feel when you can't throw data into a physical bina shame
>>915756A new character introduced for the season finale. She'll be AJ's zebra cousin.
> you will never--well, you know it.
>>915772Throw the storage device in the bin
>>915745feels downright awful, manI'd love to smell them all over me, always reminding me of them and who owns who
>>915622I dunno why, but I made a reading of a bit of this.http://vocaroo.com/i/s04EsLBx8MQ6
>>915762Because those pones and Twilight are the kawaiiest and best ponies.
>>915782Oh god what.
>>915732TAW plz go
>>915784>OC
>>915723fucking Dotrook
>>915776She's secretly King Zebra
>>915784> I will never have brightly glowing clothing
>>915784>for when you've given up on your own species>run the life of another!
>>915755Well I did aim for something "new", If you can call fanart that way
>>915803Haha oh wow that's awful.
>>915799>implying TAW is the only person who dislikes TAW's thingsthat might be true if they wrote above a high-school level
>>915796Well I was talking about them in that weird pic but yeah you are right.
>>915807Strippers wear glowing lingerie. All you have to do is become a male stripper anon.
>>915784Wow. That guy is trying way too hard on the clothes.
>>915784That pony seems to be too small.>>915791Very nice! That was enjoyable to listen to.
>>915814Shut up Rainbow Fag
>>915803Anyone got the Luna decapitation porn?
>>915808no god you are worse than that nyx spammer
>>915823no jokeit's the futurei want to wear a troncan i wear a tron and technology yet
>>915679that is funny shit
ALRIGHT IM GOING TO GO SLEEPEVERYBODY STOP POSTING
>>915829Could be a filly. Wouldn't put it past a brony to ship himself with his filly pet.
>>915826What, your denim doesn't have the power of bio-luminescence? What are you? Some kind of pleb?
>>915782
>>915831Unfortunately, it was deleted forever from the internet.
> Noel has kidswhat.
>>915842no
>>915847>implying denim has that many wrinklesThat's like, silk pants or something. Silk pants being tugged in several directions at once. I can't even tell what the fuck is going on with those pants.
>>915852Rose does too
>>915842you're going to miss so many cool things anonI know you're still hereyou can't leave
>>915852what
>>915791sliiiightly too rushed. space it out, let the listener paint their own mind-scenery
>>915873pulled by magic, hence the glowingSee, you just dont understand art Anon2deep4u
>>915852most of us have kids, why else would we be watching cartoons for little girls?
>>915846Head to body size looks like a main characters size, the pony is just smaller overall. Still, it is a decent attempt at human - pony dimensions sizes, could still be worked on a bit more. But he won't
>>915852What a slut.
>>915874Well Roses son posts her art on FA
AHAHAHAOH GOD MY SIDESmyyyyyy siiiiiides
Come on baby I'm tired of talkingGrab your pone and lets start walking
>>915898because it's very appealing
>>915814I just realized that this is a reference to the Book of Judith.Why.
>>915898I just plan on eventually having kids so i started vetting all these kids shows beforehand to make sure they are okay to watch in the future
>>915898>tfw MLPG is full of 38 year-old family men with mortgage payments and real jobs and stuff.
>>915898Dunno, it was just a bit surprising to me.
>You will never be a beautiful pony waifu pregnant with your husbandu pony's foals
>>915900He could just be going for different dimensions than the fillies in the show. But the correct answer is probably just that the pony is too small.
>>915925Shut up dude. I'm already depressed.
>>915925>you will never remember the day you conceived your beautiful little pony
>>915920>tfw the posters here are all actual people who operate independently and can affect reality
>>915898>>915920
>>915917Indeed it is. Good eye, anon.
>>915920>mfw
>>915920I met a girl in my college class who accidentally admitted she's a ponyfag, and when I questioned if she knew the difference between a ponyfag and a brony, she said she knew, and she hates bronies.What do I make of this?
>>915925feels bad, man>he will never hold you close and rest his hoof against your stomach, hoping beyond hope to feel the baby kick for the first time, but happy just to have you close and safe all the same
>>915948>rape
>>915948be bros with your new ponyfag friend?
>>915948SHE WANTS TO FUCK
>>915948Make your move anon, this is the one
>>915948Love is blooming in MLPG!
>>915948You lock that shit up as fast as you can.1) She won't ridicule you for liking stupid shit.2) She is almost certainly a nasty sexual deviant.
>>915925>you will never be in agony for hours before giving birth to a pair of beautiful foals.
>>915948ignore the fact that she's a ponyfag and continue like normal
>>915948FIRST you should check to see if she's Rose
>>915948>she want to fuck.
Quick MLPG! I lost the smiles .gif of pinkie doing a rimshot with soundeffects edited inI can't live without it, help me out please
>>915622that isn't even pony is it
>>915925>not wanting to be the slutty mare and get all the cocksOh you poor, poor, deluded waifu
>>915925That's why fanfiction exists.
>>915948>when I questioned if she knew the difference between a ponyfag and a bronythe twist here is that you drowned her in spaghetti, didn't youdidn't you
>>915968>you will never sit on your doorstep in tears as you watch your two wonderful pony offspring go out into the world on their own
>>915898>MLPG>reproducing
>>915981Deerugo
>>915948Wait, it's you?
>>915948well first of all, if she is a ponyfag then you screwed up fucking posting it here. Now she thinks you're a faggot with no real friends and a small penis.See if she brays like a donkey when you fuck her.
>>915978>>915978>>915978>>915978
>>915948Man, you better not fuck this one up.
>>915948You must procreate and give birth to the first child of the ponyfag master race
>>915948>>916009AWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA HERE WE GO
>>915829I think that pony size is perfect. She's just light and small enough where you can pick her up easily and put that on your cock (and play with her little crotch boobs and gnaw on hear ear).
>>915996whyboner.jpg
>>916006No that's not it, shit, sorryI was sure I had it...
>>916003if MLPG is to reproduce, i STRONGLY suggest not inbreeding between ourselves.
>>916016Rose pls stay
>>916006>With the soundeffects edited in
>>915948Maybe she's reading this thread right now.Fate may be beaming down on you anon. Carpe diem.
>>916009there are no girls on 4chan
>>916019> implying it is not a troll
>>916021NOT SHOW ACCURATE 1/10 WOULD NOT HUG
>>915823
>>916009Tits or it isn't you
>>915823dude what strip club have you been going to?I've never seen glowing lingerie
>>915838no, but you can have robotics: http://www.youtube.com/user/BostonDynamics
At Sand-raker speed>>915440What?
>people believing made up stories
>>916042and dat nigguh better not forget the timestamp
>>916021Nah, she needs to be a little bigger. Just so she can rest on your dick and still reach up high enough to kiss you.
>>915937>>915939>>915951>>915968>>915992>>915996EWWW! u guys r gross DXI thought u guys just like ponies ._.;
>>916006that... helpsbut I know there is a version with badumtshhh shopped in, that's the version I'm looking forthank you either way
>>916021also, she is tight.unf
>>916039>pony size in relation to humans>implying theres any measurementswtf am i reading.
>>916043>going to strip clubs>not petting zoosI
>>916033>implying sentenal should give advice about human relationshipsShut the fuck up, sentenal
>>916018Only through interbreeding can our numbers increase and keep our lineage clean.
>>916053I POSTED IT LIKE TWO DAYS AGOWHY CAN'T I FIND IT
>>916056There have been attempts.I repeat, there have been ATTEMPTS.
>>916056>not seeing the current poni-to-human size charteh
this took a turn for the stupid
>>916052I don't see what's so gross about these posts. They talk about the joy of motherhood and the miracle of childbirth
>>916067>twilight mouth heightAnd I shall call her "The walking blow job"
>>916063Fuck I'm a retardWho writes it with a b anyway?
>>916067what kind of universe exists where the dimensions of a cartoon pony matter at all
>>916056>he hasn't seen the science on thisOh you ignorant fool. Your average cartoon horse comes up to about waist height. There are numerous studies on this.
>>916063maybe it magically evaporated off all our harddrives, I can't find mine either
>>916074with poneshow could anyone find this to be gross
>>916076>"The walking blow job"Thats a good name for her.
>>916057I've been to an animal strip club before
>>916056>an 8-foot candy cane
>>916052We love ponies.We just love them in more ways that you do.
>>916079A fun one.
>YFW all grown ponies are at least 6 feet tall
>>916076get her a little stool and you can fuck her, too.
>>916048I haven't seen fresh new tits with timestamp for a while.I wonder what's going on in >>>/soc/ right now.
>>916097I could nudge them on the head.
>>916067>>916067>>916067step up nigga with that retarded faggtory
>>916079In japanese MLP porn with twilight.
>>916086NO that is the name of my slutty mare oc do not stealyou jackass
>>916094>funFucking autist nigger jew biodrone casual
>>916091>animal strip club
>>916094that doesn't make any sense at all>>916109>that just raises even more questions!magic hax detected, point rendered irrelevant
>>916079we have to know how to imagine hugging themand how tall they are is incredibly important for figuring out the best way to have sex with them
>>916079Butponies.
Their planet is actually giant and only by being on a giant planet are they considered "little". They're all actually 50 feet tall.
>>915891Yeah - I tend to talk kind of fast.Thanks for the advice!
>>916116Krabb why are you trippin'I know you're not contributing because your tumblr's been dead for like a week
>>916109Those are mice not horses you can clearly see the whiskers.This only proves that ponies are smaller than mice. You can hold them in the palm of your hand. Most of you could probably even fuck them.
which pony should get a song next?
>>916077I love you
Oh God, are we going to argue the entire thread about if a pony foot is the same as a foot is on earth again?Cuz let me say this right now, the topic was stupid.
>>915992We meet again, Slutty Mare.>You will never walk nervously up to the altar, the wedding veil concealing your scrunched-up face for your husbando-to-be and his best man>You will never look over at your father who's escorting you up the aisle before he nods, approving of your union>You will never say your vows
>>916125There is a song about fun, look it up Plank.
>>916077>who writes it with a b anyway>it's actually written with a b in the picture
>>916079AN AUTISTIC SINGULARITY
>>916067>Celestia is the size of a real horseI like this.
>>916144Better than the weirdos wanting to be a slutty mare
>>916137>because your tumblr's been dead for like a weekFALSE
>>916138>Most of you could probably even fuck them
>>916151maybe we should sing it for the nice boys and girls
>>916140AJ
>>916161>implying wanting to spend your days sucking and fucking is weird
>>916144Why do we have to argue about opinions when we have facts?
>>916138>Most of you could probably even fuck themwhy i laugh
>>916140Aj or Dash.
>>916079one where japanese go to 'murrika and see if there are proper pony-to-human measurements
>>916169>it's a song about apples It'd still be cute as fuck.
>>916067>Twilight will never stand on her hind legs to hug you
>>916168Sure.TO LIFE, TO LIFE
>>916144We should talk about a better topiclike whether or not scootaloo fliesprotip: she does
>>916165but krabbtumblr is for faggets and thereby you are a faggot if you have a tumblr
>>916175WHO THE FUCK USES FEET AND INCHES AND WAHWAHFASHDGFLA ANYMOREGIVE ME NUMBERS I CAN UNDERSTAND
>>916092>8-foot candy canethat was said in the show? how can i not remember that?
>>916170Indeed it's not. Sexual promiscuity is very mundane and boring.
>>916181apples apples apples apples, oooohhh apples apples APPLES APPLES APPLES
>>916170I want to spend the day cuddling the pones.
>>916183life is pointless
>>916189http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZbxznrnMmg
>>916097>grown ponies>not beautifully grown alicorn princessesyou, you
>>916185NO SHE HAS NEVER FLOWN IN THE SHOW SHE'S AN ORPHAN AND RAINBOW DASH ADOPTS HER AND SCOOTALOO HAS A DISABILITY YOU FUCKING ABLEIST. I READ IT IN A FANFICTION IT MUST BE TRUE.
>>916189Watch hearth warming eve again
>>915852Sister has kids*
>>916192DAY -5 PURCHASE
>>916175We already have a video about pony height. And it's canon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoLCOc3lo6E
>>916192>Apples and apples and Apples and apples and Apples and apples and Apples and apples Apples and apples and Apples and apples and Apples and apples and Apples and apples Apples and apples and Apples and apples and Apples and apples and Apples and apples
>>916187>go to google>type "x feet to cm">(x is the number of feet you're trying to decode)>hit enter
>>916181>loo loo loo I got some Apples loo loo loo you got some too
>>916186I AM FULLY AWARE OF THIS
>>916204>beautifully grownin a compost heaplike a vegetableyou dig out of the groundlike, farmers dig them uplean on their forkand light a corn-cob pipe, surveying their worknod slightly, and mumble 'yep.' in a satisfied tone of voice
>>916132damn i cant find those macro sketches
someone give request for me to practice on.
>>916214Well, it probably wouldn't literally be filled with apple lyrics, but I'm sure they'd throw in something comparing whatever she's singing about to apples or some sort of pastry.
>>916132That's cool, I can climb inside their vagina to fuck them.
>>916227Futa Rarity Autofellatio
>>916227Pinkie drinking tea.
>>916183That is a >feel I can understand, anon
>>916227pony in a shower
>>916132>They're all actually 50 feet tall>anon magicks to equestria>is deafened by their booming voices
>>916227Dash not going fast.>>916232I know nigga I want a applesong too.
>>916227A pone trying to draw.
>>916227Ponies playing hockey.
>>916158I know she's the last pone you'd ever get to hug but wouldn't she like crush you if she was that bigBut then it makes sense since she's the head honcho thereI just don't know, I don't think about stuff like this>>916214>and apple related accesories
>>916140Jeff Mangum pony
>>916234HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
>>916227Shut up Noot.But, draw Pinkie Pie lighting a spoon for a heroin boost.
>>916222Hhhhnnngggg
>>916181>song about applesreminds me of that song about pandas
>>916242>twlightlickinglittleanon.jpg
Guys I'm eating an apple right now.What have you done with your lives?
>that feel when can't decide whether to draw or to go to bed
>>916272I just ate a pear.
>>916234this is first reply i must do it. it will not be good though.
>>916272>eating applesAre you trying to cause an acid overdose in your stomach?
>>916272I'm painting a lich, and I made lentil pilaf earlier.
>>916222Oh God,I have a beat in my head.It's beautiful.
>>916267>episode from pony viewpoint>human sounds like fly trapped in glass bottle
>>916214It should be like the Hardware Store song, with quick recounting of various apple-related terms and items
>>916158
>>916272i mugged a guy in an alley and left him bleeding and unconscious
>>916227>>916227>>916227>>916227>>916227> pinkie pie> not rainbow crash
>>916295all my money!
>>916272i'm going to bedbecause it's late and i have work in the morningreal life is hard but i wouldn't give it up for anythign
>>916272I'm drinking tea, pleb
>>916301Did you get anything good out of it?
>>916264>AJ sittingdamn nigga, that's kawaiand I don't even like apple pone
>>916277>not picking drawing over anything and everything>including the lives of your loved onesRIP Granddad. You died for a worthy cause.
>>916222humbly requesting this joins the Hall of Archives along with sugarcube
>>916308Billy please go
>>916227Twilight trying to play guitar but doing absolutely terribleDash comes in and shows her how it's done.
>>916320picture of his family and kids
>>916109>the tallest ponies are the leaders
>>916314Good principle to live by.
>>916323What are you? A brony?
>>916323apple pone is ordinary poneordinary is nice and normal
>>916323>not liking apple ponei see you frequent /mlp/
>>916332>Invader Zim poniesThe world cannot take such an autism-flux.
the best part about leaving the boat is that there are lots more people who accept the fact that twilight is worst pony
>>916332Oi you gitz! I'z da biggest, that means I'z da leader.
>>916295http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fflfIWgtPRoThat would be cool
>>916324I know but it has just seemed so...bad todayEverything I've done today is bad and if I go to bed earlier I can wake up earlier and procrastinate on the morning
>>916348>Twilight>Anywhere near as terrible as Fluttershy
>>916323Sitting pone is cute pone
Are you a believer?A believer in Sasquatch?
>>916352>picMan, SHS is such a good episode. I'm going to watch it again tonight.
>>916335>>916344>>916345I see the treekicker defense force is here
>>916367Fluttershy is deliberately terrible though, she has an excuse.Twilight is the 'protagonist' so she has no excuse.
>>916352applejack should get a swag songhttp://youtu.be/Tvf6kGLKYDo
>>916348>Leaving the boat>Any year
>>916367I like both Twilight and FluttershyWhatcha gonna do about it
>>916377I just realized that she was laying on some dudes legs.Jesus.
>>916380basically earth ponies are best poniesthey're the most normal of the bunch
>>916329She plays this http://youtu.be/nzMSFH9g3eE
>>916397>Pinkie>NormalWat
>>916367>>916384>still thinking Fluttershy is bad poneyou guys are adorable
>>916391but its so warm
>>916394also that dude has really bad eyesightguy can't even see he own tv, fuck
>>916385>that feel when censorship
>>916394What the fuck. All this time I've thought it was a pillow.
>>916380Why the hell would anyone draw Pinkie as a robust student deliquent?
>>916419>living in GermanyWell, there's your problem.
HEY! TEACHER, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
>>916394I always thought it was a pillow she's leaning on lol
>>916446the lunatics are on the grass :(
>>916412We've lost another one.
GUYS GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DRAWWARNING IT'LL BE COMPLETE SHIT SO DON'T MAKE IT YOUR DREAM DRAWING OR ANYTHING REMOTELY COMPLICATED AND FAIRLY STRAIGHT FORWARD>>916394HOLY FUCK I DID NOT NOTICE THAT
>>916446HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YER MEAT?
>>916463FLUTTERSHY PUNCHING TWILIGHT IN THE FACE
>>916377why is twilight sparkle sunburnt
>>916454From the looks of it, he dislikes diverse opinions. I'd say we're better off without him.
>>916463MAIN 6 AS CIRCLES
>>916411>thinking fluttershy isn't a bad poni
>>916463Celestia using her hooves to massage Luna on a bed of feathers.There should be a slight hint of sexual tension but not too much
>>916446>ShotgunWROOONG! DO IT AGAIN!WROOONG! DO IT AGAIN!WROOONG! DO IT AGAIN!WROOONG! DO IT AGAIN!
>>916468WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGDO IT AGAIN!WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGDO IT AGAIN!
>>916463Blink 182 pones.
>>916348>doesn't realize Twilight is best ponygood riddance
>>916446I fucking love Pink Floyd
>>916499>>916503
>>916508she can't be best pony because she's already worst ponywhy don't you watch the show anon?
>>916414>>916463>>916448>>916420LISA NEEDS GLASSES
i'd love for hoity toity to appear again. that pony was a bro who didn't into bad fashion.
>>916432Seriously I mean she's obviously a mature school squinting do-gooder
>>916419http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/bundy%20pon%20de%20floor_%20the%20return%21%21%21%28360p_H.264-AAC%29.mp4I think your government was trying to protect you.
>>916476OK>>916489>>9164952SLOW>>916507>pop-punkthough I'll be honest I really enjoyed their recent release>>916515The Wall was overratedThe Trial was a masterpiece though
>>916526's cool
>>916487dude its not that bad if you ignore the smell and don't swallow anymetaphorically of coursedon't be a dick
>that feel when Sweetie will never do magic
>>916515Atta boy
>>916517YOU!!!YES, YOU!!!STAND *STILL* LADDIE!!!!!
>>916348>thinking twilight isn't close to god-tier best
>>916532>implying animals wasn't good
>>916532>pop-punkS'not like they deny it.Do gotta agree with you on the newest album though.
>>916526Yeah Photo Finish and Sapphire Shores as well, maybe all in a cameoThat would be cool
>>916539>/mlp/>not badas long as you're making shitpost runs every now and then i guess you can venture out there
so i heard you like video games
>>916546They should replace Scootaloo with Rumble.
>>916499is there a problem?
>>916549
>>916580How are you gonna shoot that, Lyra, you don't even have fingers
>>916571Ok I laughed
>>916571HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>916571
>>916561I fucking love Animals>>916562yeah, and I enjoy some pop-punk releases, they just happen to go the metalcore route and be autismal as fuck with some exceptions of course>>916348>Twilight>worst pone>not god-tier>not best pone>not amazing character>not superior waifu>implying you watch the show>implying your opinions are worth shitpick one
>>916526>>916569Agreed. The show has some wonderful one shot characters who definitely deserve more screen time.
>>916594>doesn't know how to shoot w/o fingers
>>916529never again will I question our glorious leadershipchristina applegate was pretty hot once upon a time though
>>916604I'll pick Twilight then
>>916609I really don't. Please explain.
>>916604I pick Twilight.
>>916604>they just happen to go the metalcore route and be autismal as fuckEh? Can't say I hear much metalcore in their songs. Mind giving an example?
>>916606maybe it's better that way?the brightest burning half as long and all thatif they can take that three-second dj pony and double-bass pony
>>916627Wat
>>916621
>>916646that's a nice hat
>>916571>thumbnail>so he built a rollercoaster that falls into the sea, so wh->open imageWell it's not like I wanted my shits anyway.
Perhaps it's time for a new horse.
>>916627
>>916656Apple Bloom is a stylin' filly
>>916660Not yet tess.
>>916655But even the sticky hooves require contact with the object. You couldn't fit a hoof past the trigger guard.
>>916667And then she wakes up.She never had that dress to begin with.
>>916666>mfw
New horse when?
>>916680
>that feel when you finally finish F:E>that feel when it was Homage's birthday at the end
>>916660hold your horses tess
>>916660Draw more hobopony, Tess.
>>916571OH BOYIS IT MR BONES WILD RIDE GENERAL TIME
>>916642As much as it hurts, I have to agree.I don't think anything the writers could come up with at this point could outdo my head-canon Octavia...>feelsbadman
>>916676sheer force of will
>>916687Who wants to bet we make 2 horses again?
>>916618>>916624swag nigga>>916626http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsUjYINF10it's absurd how much shitty autotuning infusion with death growls there is. and I like some autotuning when done right, but this is just awful
>>916696Never again, friend.http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/rhs54/one_does_not_simply_get_off_of_mr_bones_wild_ride/
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysrc7xquQ2w
>>916690>That feel when you wasted your time reading F:E
>>916690>tfw you will never got the time you spent reading that back
I am here if you need a horsemakerand by that I mean I'm making the new horse, calm your tits
I'll make a new horse.>next post will be a new horseI feel it in my bones
>>916711IT'S FUCKING RUINEDTHE TITLE IS RUINED FOREVERFUCK
>>916727Well, we're at the image limit. That was a nice Octavia thread, but lets move on.
>>916715>that feel when I read it twiceactually my second reading is at chapter 42, but it's worth it, you can see so many foreshadowing/chekov's gun/hidden jokes to future events
>>916727My seed would be in her, not outside her.
>>916735Shut the fuck up sentfaggot, Nasse is making one.
>>916710Maaaaaaaan.
>>916715>>916718Wated your time mind
>>916724Is this the real NasseI don't trust anyone these days.
>>916747>>916747>>916747>>916747Forgot my trip when making but anyway
>>916655that's sillythey don't have sticky hoovesthey have engineers to design around that sort of thing
>>916735Don't you dare to do it you filthy nigger, Nasse will do it
>>916739We are not. But we are now.
>>916754if you post that cereal volatility video so help me
>>916743>>916757Knew it.
>>916740>Liking F:EYou disgust me.
>>916741this anon knows what he is talking aboutnever understand why would people want to came outside
>>916727I lieb' du I lieb' du I lieb' du I lieb' du I lieb' du
>>916769>404: reference not found
>>916715>>916718no better than the time being spent right now reading my post
>>916709Oh, thought you were still talking about Blink 182. That clears a few things up...But holy fuck that song you linked is terrible.
>>916760Hahaha he doesn't know imagelimit.
>>916774I learned to live with my bad tastes
>>916798Your post isn't novel length. idiot>>916814Brony scum.
>>916814At least you admit it.
>>916797he did a cave johnson-esqe video it was shit
>>916774>not liking the best fic of either fandoms
>>916809>Celestiafags in charge of posting last image
>>916814Never settle for mediocre.
>>916826Hey, maybe I like shitty bulletsponge lesbian fanfiction, but the day I become a brony I'll commit sudoku
>>916846He did a few.
>>916853But I am in charge.
Is the image limit here yet?
>>916826each chapter is novel length, for sure, every day, just like reading these threads every day
>>916850out
>>916868I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU FAGGOT
>>916858what does that even mean? Show me the best Fallout fanfic
>>916850>>916860Liking F:E is a symptom of bronism.You are not welcome here.
>>916877please show me a good Fallout fic
>>916850pls go
>>916894They are all shit nigga, go play the fucking game or are you too casual for f1 and 2?
>>916908>good>any fic
>>916896bullshitThere are ponyfags here who like it, they are just too beta to admit it that they have shit tastes.Bronism is being a complete circlejerking tripfagging roleplaying avatarfagging faggot
>>916908Play Fallout
>>916894the one you build within the gamethe only fanfiction i partake in
>>916925>They like it>Have never admitted itHow do you know they like it if they have never said it?
>Fallout: Equestria>MFW I remember when /v/ first heard about it during a discussion about bronies
>>916930>>916914I fucking did that! Sometimes you just want to sit and read you faggots and you know interplay isn't letting anyone write books
>>916948When things are slow and people who have their heads up in their ass like you are away people can actually talk about F:E or some of it's characters normally and post F:E pictures without someone saying >hurr durr bronie scum y u so bad
>>916976Your shit tastes just broke the meter.Please, never reproduce.
>>916976there is a whole board to discuss that drivelhave at it
>>916976Go to ponychan, they'll understand your love for that fic.
>>917000>>917010>>917039guys why are you still here getting trolled so hard
someone just posted an octavia (I think?) fap picit's deleted now, but what's the name of the artist?
>>917085I don't know maybe you can google the file nametumblr_lw96mudkxy1qa4tnro1_1280
