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03/29/12(Thu)13:05 No. 911199 File: 1333040731.png -(208 KB, 1199x667, 1328984144711.png ) Gentlemen, I have been seriously considering the idea of a brony cult. Given the fragile mental state of the average brony, it should not be difficult to fully convert people to our glorious cause. I have put together a first print: 1. Advertise the cult (not as a Cult, just a meetup) 2. Bronies are desperate for companionship, they will come 3. Put them in a seperated environment. 4. Give them a spiritual experience involving ponies, Using hypnosis or drugs. 5. Bronies will want an explanation for the experience and we need to give it to them. 6. I still need to come up with a full explanation but I'm sure if Scientology can convince people their shit, we can convince bronies of an alternate dimension where ponies exist. 7. After that its only a matter of time until we gain full ownership of all their worldly possessions. Since people are sheep the more people join us, the more will want to join us. I will need several dependable Apostles for this job. Anyone interested?