there be ponies hereold horse:>>9105934
>>9109925>password not WYH
>>9109900>these people exist>they are all around you
>>9109925Password better be WEH
>>9109934Nobody gets raped by women.
>>9109925Panka is a very expressive ponoe.
>>9109941the poor bastard
>Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy look hopeful awaiting your answer as to whether you'll help them
>>9109836The thought of a very vanilla Dash in bed is really great and cute.
>>9109968They're gonna have a fun night
>>9109934They exist where you workThey exist where your kids go to learnThey could even be living next doorASSHOLES:Do your part as a patriot and keep an eye out
>>9109967help them what
I see you at my jobYou carryin yourself so well
>>9109967no I won'tSNL sucks and so does Twilight by association
>>9109991Get a hotel and possibly transportation to NYC to see Twilight on SNL
>>9109997I made myself a promise
>>9109900There should be a website that lists stupid people like there is for sexual offenders
>>9110018Not to get emotion-el
>>9109982Oh yeahthey're gonna bake pastries together all night long
>>9110015They look like clitorises.
>>9110020>the single largest list of people on the planet
>>9109954>Living around the twins has taught Rumble how to behave around females.>He can swoon them by looks alone, but his manners seal the deal.>None of the colts can understand why he doesn't have a steady mare yet.>Rumor has it that the mares are still fighting to the death for him in secret.
Aw shit it's Friday night.I'm ready for my dose of cute ponies doing cute things.
>>9110013GOOD CREEPYdraw IRON WILL
>LK answers an ask about the tumblr password>just reassuring us. again. http://okiedokielowkey.tumblr.com/post/45155619490/so-how-about-that-password-hintGod fucking damn it
>>9110044Why did he suddenly age so fast.What is going on.What are you doing.
>>9109977>her fetishes are holding hands and french kissing.
>>9110076>I’m still confident you guys can find it. You’re good archaeologists.what if that's the hint
>>9110044>after school all the fillies gather in the school's basement>there they match up and beat the shit out of each other>the victor gets to talk to Rumble tomorrow>when asked about the bruises, all of them say "I tripped"
>>9110006>"But-But anon...I thought you'd be able to help out our friend" Fluttershy tears up>"She's kinda your friend too, you've hung out together" Rainbow says angrily
>>9110077Middle school nigga.
>>9109948gosh i love that pone
>>9109977my brother of colorunfortunately I've only found one fic with that sort of thing and it a) goes a bit too far (she's outright submissive) and b) is pinkiedash
>>9110100ppfffttt SO?I'm not watching SNLIt sucks
>>9110091>her fetishes are holding hands and french kissing.>her fetishes are holding hands>holding hands>hands
>>9110099>Diamond Tiara addresses the crowd.>"The first rule of Rumble Arena is you do not talk about the Rumble Arena..."
>>9110100>>9110100YES I'll go with you guys.Though I'm a bit strapped of cash
>tfw born too early to get a degree in Internet Archaeology
>>9110092That's what I was thinking.>>9110076>Expecting LK to just GIVE it to you.
>>9110117Whoops. Carry on.
>>9110099>>9110124Middle school was nothing like this.Where's the drugs?
>>9110141>>9110092Password is DaringDo
>>9110135>tfw born too late to experience the Internet before normalfags took it over
>>9110105>she's outright submissiveThis reminds me of a fic idea I really want to do but can't since I don't know how to write
>>9110133NOW RARITY'S MOM
>>9110130>"R-really? You'll join us to go see Twilight? But we'll need a hotel or some place to stay, even if Rainbow and I try to fly we'll be tired out by the time we get there, I don't think I'll be able to make it even a quarter of the way there."
>>9110152You're in MLPG at 1:32 am EST on a Friday nightfood for thought
>>9110176so you're going to take the other me and not the real me?
>>9110187NIGGA THAT FLAMI WANT RARITY'S MOM
>>9110176Well can't we get Twilight to do a mass teleporting spell?
>>9110044>>9110099>>9110124>>9110144I keep imagining the girls trying to elbow in on each other to make a move on him - it turns into a Cold-war-tier game of oneupsmanship and tenuous alliances.>every girl in Rumble's class does their damnedest to get seated next to him at the start of the quarter.>If the class has a free seating assignment, they all try to get there first
Someone give me a filly Rarity referenceSeriously this is important
why is twilight hosting snlwhy are dash and fluttershy in the human worldwhy am I naked
>>9110176Looks like it's time to take out a second mortgage and use the money to hire a security company that makes sure you cash-grubbing whores stay off my property.
>>9110209Don't be silly anon, Rarity's nowhere in sight.
>>9110201>>9110201>>9110201I fucking love promises
>>9110144Agreed. Mine didn't have underground fighting rings, just several armies fighting for control of parks and wooded areas. You ever see a 13-year-old take a bottle rocket to the nads? I have. Hell, I fired it.
>>9110196Shit shit shit
>>9110144>>9110219where the hell did you people go to middle school
>>9110198>>9110099>Every filly>ImplyingYou're making him so unatainable at least half of them wouldn't think they have a chanceThey'd give up from the get go
You ride me like a cowgirlUp and down andleft and rightlike a bull
>>9110198>Boys brag about their porno mags or video games>girls brag about what they've gotten Rumble to do for them>"He helped me with my math homework!">"Awhhh~!">"That's nothing - he walked me to class once!">"Oh, you bitch..."
>>9110226Why does filly Rarity make that face at the end?Does she see dat ass?
>>9110245Where da hood at?
>>9110198A tenuous pecking order indeed. >>9110235There's also the others to pick from. The tall ones, the gawky ones, the short fat ones and the exchange student (pip).>>9110232>>9110262new york
>>9110262It follows DMX around.
>>9110217It'll get done.Just not tonight.
"Hey anon wanna snuggle?"
>>9110273Bitches love the exchange student
>Bronies are about to invade a game I playWas it worth it, Kike Z
>>9110319what do you mean?
>>9110250Rainbow Dash plz
>>9110307Bitches love guys with accents.
>>9110235He's not UNATTAINABLE.He's good-looking, humble and polite - and if a girl were to ask him a favor, he'd probably help them out just because that's the right thing to do.And that makes him highly desirable.
>>9110307>>9110338And bitches love the little dude.
>>9110294>that horrible pose and anatomyjesusjust make r34 of this, less work
>Mane6 to change enginne if I don't know what campaign reaches 725kAre you kidding me. First they lose all the art and animation assets since they can't use pony anymore. And that's probably the thing they spent the most time on. And are thinking of changing engine too?The game willl never come out.
>>9110307>>9110338>Teen Pip putting on one of DT's dresses when he's drunk and suddenly becoming a commodity in and of himself - a cute guy with a cute accent, AND he looks good in a dress!
>birthday soon>mother will no doubt bake me an apple cake with another toy on itFFFFFFFF
>>9110326Skullgirls Devs offered to liscence their engine to Mane 6 to get them brony bucks
>>9110367>apple cake>cakeyour mother is fucked up
>>9110197>"Twilight can't teleport this far..."
>>9110373Nigga that shit was GOOD last year.
>>9110363>Changing away from that trainwreck of an engineIt's more likely to come out if they change
>>9110366anon pls no dress up after puberty even if you are foreign raised.pip has scarves now anyway
>>9110328why are they so perfect together
Man, I miss it when we did stupid shit like that old Derpy/Megatron cap.
>>9110363>the skullsgirls people are playing brones for suckers just to get their moneyingenious
>>9110288>>9110315I love you guys.
>>9110376She teleported from the dragon lands to Ponyville.I call bullshit.
>>9110326>>9110370I still don't get why this is necessary - Mane6 shouldn't have to rewrite the whole fucking engine just because they can't use ponies. Just swap out the sprites and have done with it.
>>9110397that case is closed anonthe verdict was final
>>9110390Guy was drunk so he's excusablePlus he'd make a great trap and he knows it, making a few girls jelly
>>9110392They fuck since high school
>>9110392>panka po X ponku pai will never been seen on television
Fighting is Magic confirmed for the PS5
>>9110390>"Y'know, Pip... I've been meaning to ask you this for a while... but do you--">"No, I don't have any bow-ties, and no, I don't particularly want any.">"But--">"Bow ties ARE cool, but I don't think I can pull it off."
>>9110417I wouldn't say fuckThey never really got that far
>>9110421I'd rather see Penko Pi
>>9110417No they are just really good friendswith a lot of sexual tension
>>9110402Man, everyone's been milking the brones.It's kinda hilarious in a sad way for both parties involved.
>>9110407Anon since they started the sprites is the thing they worked on the much along with animation, hitboxes and moves.And those were made specifically for ponies. Now they can't use pony so all of that hard work is useless. They allready had an engine, a shitty one but still they had it. They lost what they spent over a year working on. They cna't just change it unless all the characters are all identical and shaped like ponies and are the same size as ponies.Whoever thinks that Mane6 will finish that game is delusional. More so now that they also want to change engine.
>>9110404>"Are you sure it is such a good idea to bother her?"
>>9110407Fighter Maker 2K is uselessThey would have been better to ask for donations and hire an actual programmer to build an engine than use that shit in the first place
>>9110430>>9110433>both of them want to but Shy doesn't believe anyone would like her like that and Dash just doesn't have any clue about how to act romantically
>>9110427>>9110427Some people actually can pull of bowties believe it or not. I'm sure Pip could if he'd take off that scarf once in a while. At least during spring switch to something else, right?>>9110442and why aren't you milking the brones...
>>9110448If we want to see her live then yeah we kinda do
Didn't mane6's animator left after the whole Hasbro C&D thing?
>>9110461>and why aren't you milking the brones...It would be udderly horrifying
>>9110456>both of them want to but Shy doesn't believe anyone would like her>Fluttershy is meFUCK HER BEFORE SHE GETS OVER YOU YOU STUPID PONY
>>9110456At least Dash tries to even if she messes up sometimes
>>9110302Sugar always lets her hormones get the best of her
wwould you a twwilyhowwdescribe it to me
>>9110461A mixture of depression, serious lack of self-worth and a terrible work ethic.Why you gotta bring this up?
>>9110442I say that trying to guilt trip bronies out of their dosh is even sadder
>That 4chanx 3.0 BetaOh god I love it
Am I intruding today?
>>9110491no I wwouldn't
>>9110427>>9110461I like thinking Pip would sound more like David Tennant than Matt Smith when he gets older.
>>9110450I really hated reading their blog posts about how they designed the sprites. I mean, yeah, there was a lot of effort and attention to detail involved, but working within palette restrictions is not something we have to do in 2013.
>>9110511never, RCHarmor outta bottle caps
>>9110502Sometimes it locks up my tabs.
>>9110487>Dash buys Fluttershy a bouquet of roses cause she saw a stallion do that once>Fluttershy is overjoyed to see them, gives dash a hug, and then puts them in with the rest of her salad>"Angel will love these!"
>>9110394At lest he'll be happy
>>9110522It is when you use decade old software that was horribly constrained a decade agoYou can't even change the resolution
>>9110511>I am not a n attention whore!>BUT LOOK AT ME!
>>9110489>sugar>the opposite of snips & snails is sugar & spicethat's fucking genius
>>9110450Lemme tell you about working with programmers on indie game projects. It's almost pure hell.Either you get stuck with someone who lied about their abilities, a prima donna who milks you and changes your plans to suit their needs rather than contributing to bettering the game, or they just up and quit when they get bored of working on whatever it is you're trying to accomplish.It's really hard to get a programmer who just wants to bro up and do shit with you. Probably why programmers are the ones who regularly hire artists instead of the other way around.
>>9110521Don't know who either sounds like but I'm sure he'd have a very smooth british voice when he's older.He's so chipper and enthusiastic I couldn't ever imagine it sounding deep
>>9110556>I didnt watch powerpuff girls
>>9110534Oh man we're not bringing back oblivious Fluttershy again are we? >>9110551lel
WHAT IF PONE WAS DRIVE
>>9110556That's what people have been calling them for awhile
>>9110551why aren't you talking about ponies?what do you think about these ponies?
>>9110578oblivious shy and akward dash
>>9110588I think they stink
>>9110588One is a slut and the other is my favorite
>>9110588Best pony and third/forth best pony
>>9110569>I'm making false assumptions
>>9110588#slut and #cunt
>>9110580PONE WOULD NEW WAVE REVIVAL
>>9110578She's not obliviousShe knows Dash likes herShe just doesn't believe that she doesSo she acts like Dash doesn't like her in case she actually doesn'tThat way she doesn't get hurt
Fastest way to fall asleep without dying?
>>9110501Woah, who tried to guilt trip brones?Are you talking about Unicon?
>>9110566David Tennant is the 10th Doctor, Matt Smith is the 11th.
>BCS in 15 yearshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptwqeP4Feak
>>9110586I've never seen anyone refer to them as thatJust "femsnails" and "femsnips"
>>9110619watch a boring documentary
>>9110619GunYou won't know you're dead so what does it matter
>>9110578No, it's mutual oblivious. Both want it, but neither realizes that the other does.
>>9110524Stop circlejerking the tripfag, he doesn't even contribute. Thankfully he isn't being too much of an attention whore an putting up his trip, but the way he posts makes it obvious.He is better off in the piss.
>>9110619>Fastest way to fall asleep without dyingI'm stealing this, I like the way it sounds
>>9110621Who was the 9th Doctor everyone likes to never talk about anymore again?
>>9110619fap with waifu, but don't force it. Just snuggle pillow or plushie till boner then fap in the blissful radiance of your waifusimple
>>9110655I want to bury my face at her soft under belly so hard.
>>9110655>where did you get all these pictures of my couch?
>>9110667I watch you while you sleep Panka.Don't worry, it's all just a game.
>>9110664And then what?Just sit there?You never think AHEAD anon.
>>9110628Yeah same here.
>>9110626if you find the porn of her floating around the internet, let me know
>>9110660Christopher Eccleston, with his charming oop Northern accent.
>>9110617>>9110640I can see Fluttershy wanting it but just assuming everything Dash does is friendly because her confidence is so lowDash wants it but is too inexperienced/awkward to even realize that she does, much less that Flutters does too
>>9110547There was also the so-called multiplayer support, which as I understand was a Read/WriteProcessMemory hack. As a programmer, I feel almost insulted that they would spend so much time on everything else while making a point of doing absolutely no coding.
>>9110692And so they both end up dating stallions and hate it.
>>9110628>>9110682Ditto. I like femsnails and femsnips over Sugar and Spice anyway.I mean no one ever changed their cutie marks along with their cooches, so it just makes sense.
>>9110628>>9110682FemSnips and FemSnails is more the MLPG way of doing it, but I've seen both used here.I don't care if someone thinks it's too fanon-y, I think Sugar and Spice works very well.
I keep having this dream where me and Rainbow Dash do some wrestling, not WWE shit, proper full on Greco-Roman Wrestling.And I am as hard as Chinese algebra at the thought of it.
>>9110681Give me a moment, nigga.I'll keep motorboating her tummy.
>>9110686I've never watched Doctor Who much, but I always thought he was really overlooked and overshadowed by 10 and 11.
>>9110692More, I need more.
>>9110744No fucking way.The Empty Child is a fucking masterpiece.
>>9110667>>9110667You mean you didn't take them?But if you didn't, and I didn't then who...?
Good bye for 2 weeks, assholesSome one needs to post Rainbow Dash in my absence
>>9110646but I want to know what he's going to to with the bottle caps and that gilda toy
>>9110761>wohI will destroy you.
>>9110735lemme finish that thought for youthen I snuggle and fall asleep
How would Pinkie feel if she discovered the depths of your sexual deviancy after you'd built up a trusting friendship with her?
>>9110744Neither did I but I heard some people say good things about Baldy doctor.
>>9110720>no one ever changed their cutie marks along with their coochesthis made me giggle, it just sounds so silly
>>9110722You'd have to swap out their cutie marks, though. I don't wanna see that. Their cutie marks are cute.
>>9110783>"Whoa, that's kind of weird, Anon!">"But hey, wanna see what I can do?"
>>9110769are you dying
Well, here's what I got done tonight.I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight Emulpeegee
>>9110783I cannot fathom a situation where she stops being my friend over that, she wouldn't care.It could even be beneficial.
>>9110805No I just won't have internet. I'll be okay.
>>9110708Fluttershy? YeahI have a hard time seeing Dash dating anyone, I always liked the idea that for all her bluster she really has zero experience romantically and as such doesn't even realize it when she likes someone else that way. She's probably mostly content with her stunts and Daring Do books and dreams of the Wonderbolts, although she can't understand why she feels the need to be even more in-your-face than usual to Shy's boyfriend, or why looking at Shy herself brings a bit of sadness now instead of familial affection
>>9110762>>9110795Well yeah, but you don't see the fangirls looking back on him and creaming her panties much anymore.
>>9110808>she tries to share you interest>she watches porn with you
>>9110783Well it's not really about her so...man i'm gonna have to make her keep a Pinkie Promise.
>>9110692If there isn't a fanfic out there like this I will be severely disappointed
>>9110806It's probably the worst thing I've ever seen you do.
>>9110664i give you a stupid doodle for that
>>9110818>not knowing Billy
It is done, Panka looking at the night.
>>9110790I might actually read a flutterdash or dashjack one
>>9110820Fluttershy would destroy every relationship because she can't stop talking about Dash.
>>9110734Well I had a dream where I was the Flash, and holy shit is super speed the coolest fucking power
>>9110796Now you know just how embarrassingly childish I am.It gets worst.
>>9110818gay gym pornit's amazing
>>9110809PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!
>>9110832Thank you anon. You are the hero that MLPG needs.
>>9110783She'd feel giddy with finding someone to be mutually perverted with in a friendly way
>>9110800>>9110808>She has someone to talk about dildoes and bondage-knot-tying with now>And if you ever wanna try something, all you have to do is ask.
>>9110783sex of course
>>9110823That would actually be amazing.>She looks like she's really enjoying that?>Have you ever sucked a dick before? It looks fun!
>>9110832I think you connected the head wrong ponchu
>>9110820>always the bridesmaid, never the bride
>>9110818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKkKDyyLsBQ>night edition mlpg
>>9110790Anon come on. Don't abuse your power. FIGHT IT
>>9110842>>9109872her tail looks like another pinkie silhouette making a duck face
>>9110842you can draw?
>>9110842I love it a lot
>>9110818>Pinkie will never make you a bakery fresh batch of Dickerdoodles
>>9110852>>9110867You've done it now.
>>9110734>You never have your head crushed between Applejack's steel thighs whilst the both of you are sweating buckets as she shouts "YUH LIKE THAT HUH?"
>>9110823>>9110859>pinkie acquires sexual deviancy from younew hand canon acquired
>>9110866I'M TRYING ANONI REALLY AMBUT I GOT NOTHING FOR THE NEXT ONE
>tfw missed rumbletwins stories
>>9110845she barely talks about her lol
>>9110770Be an attention whore and ruin the general as usual with his shit posts?How is it any different then the other times he has ruined the general?He did it from the very start, making the general think it was okay to ponyfy an object and make it a mascot for the general. Why didn't you tell him to fuck off into the piss when he made that shit? Back then the general hated OC's from the piss, yet you sucked that shit right up.
>>9110821That's because Christopher Eccleston is a MAN'S Doctor. He's not as eye-candy as the 10th or 11th, but he was a great Doctor in his own right - and he did that WITHOUT relying on his looks.
>>9110862>Night Edition MLPG
>>9110845That would be adorable
>>9110845>>9110820>>9110861You bastards are killing me with this.I fucking love it.
>>9110888sucks to suck
>>9110823>"Do all bathrooms have holes for that kind of thing?">"Why do they keep zooming in on those?">"Boy, I bet that feels really strange... wanna try it?"
>>9110887ADVENTURESPIKE CONVINCES THE MAYOR TO THROW THE MANE SIX A PARTY FOR ALL THEY DONE FOR PONYVILLEEVERYBODY LOVES DISCORD STARING DISCORD, LUNA AND CELESTIACMC IN A SCHOOL DOGEBALL CHAMPIONSHIPCOME ON ANON. FIGHT IT. YOU CAN DO IT.
>>9110903how bad does your situation have to be that you decide it is better to get a blowjob from a dirty hobo rather than just masturbate.
>>9110903Any drawfags?We need this but with the CMCScootaloo's in the foreground
>>9110901Just feels bad, man. Are they ever going to get another manly man to play the doctor?
>>9110900Dawg, dawg. Chill yo titties.
>>9110857>>9110877Oh god, I'm really glad you guys liked it, it's the first drawing in a long time I really liked the result of it, it feels nice.>>9110875I know right?>>9110874pfft
>>9110903>The expression on the biker as he catches some sweet air past some dog fucking and man on man blow jobHe must be going through the biggest existential crisis.
>>9110692>I can see Fluttershy wanting it but just assuming everything Dash does is friendly because her confidence is so low>I can see Anon wanting it but just assuming everything anyone does is friendly because his confidence is so low
>>9110907I just want them to be together
>>9110842I have to say this is one of your weaker colourings, especially when compared to the last thing I saw from youdrawing is ok I guess
>>9110938i liked it
>>9110949>hey everybody this is cr1tikal and I'm about to watch some ponies
>>9110940I keep finding more things in that pic
>>9110842pretty good dooks but i still hate all mexicans
>>9110955>non-artist makes a comment on art
>>9110920BUT>SHPPINGPlus it could be a good way to have writers write character interactionsPlus adventure is the current prompt
>>9110937You can kindly fuck of with your hero into the piss or ponychan where your filth is accepted.
>>9110905>Dash never thinks it's even a bit odd that Flutters always calls her up so late at night, often without any specific reason, just to talk>Sometimes she'll take an hour or so just to get around to saying goodnight, even with Dash only responding with grunts>After all, they're friends, and that's what friends do, right?>not that Fluttershy seems to talk to anyone else anywhere near that much, but still>They're just.. really good friends, yeah
>>9110900>Be an attention whore and ruin the general as usual with his shit posts?he posted once in this thread>How is it any different then the other times he has ruined the general?he hasn't>He did it from the very start, making the general think it was okay to ponyfy an object and make it a mascot for the general. Why didn't you tell him to fuck off into the piss when he made that shit? Back then the general hated OC's from the piss, yet you sucked that shit right up.NIGGA ARE YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT MARKER PONE?
>>9110916>"Oh wow, I didn't know mares were that deep">"Do you think I'm that deep?">"We should toooootally check it out!"and Rainbow Dash walks in during the middle of it.
>>9110940>"Ive been putting up with this shit for way too long"
>>9110907It was kind of mediocre but I did a little pg13 Flutter x Dash x anon quest if you're interested.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/FlutterDashQuest/FlutterDashArchive.html
>>9110962>let's do this shit
>>9110983HAM TAR O
>>9110962>This is the greatest pony-watching of All Time
>>9110962>Let's do this shit
>>9110973why aren't you talking about ponies?tell me what you think about this pony?
>>9110972Then you have to not use a specific ship. This is where it fucks up everything. Just using shipping sure but don't try to influence the writers to use a sip you like. Or any kind of ship. Let them free to chose.
>>9110975>and then everyone realized anon was over complicating things and they both really are only friends
>>9110982>HEY RAINBOW DASH, how deep does your butt go?
>>9110955If you mean either the JSR painting or the BDF color job I wanted to experiment with a different color technique there, I didn't wanted to overdo my drawing, everytime I do, I beef it.Thanks for the feedback!
>>9111002I want to hold her close and make sweet, romantic love to her.
Any new good Twirity fapfiction?
>tfw darf is quit his flutterdash fic
>>9111014Let's get it oooon~
>>9111004Yeah I know about that. Was just joking mostly.
>>9110860probably, i should be asleep
>>9111009>Pinkie Pie that's gross!
>>9111002She's cuteI like her friend more though, even if her butt isn't as big
>>9111020Barry White is actually Bon Bon's real voice
>>9110973I have no idea what any of that means, and it feels kinda nice.
>>9110991>>9110996>>9110986Man, him doing a commentary on the pilots would be so fucking great
>>9111026>Pinkie licking anon's head2cute.
>>9111005do you call your friend up every single night and talk their ear off, even when your average conversation lasts an average five words and is usually whispered?
>>9111026Okaybut do one more of these With Pinkie giving anon a belly blowing
>>9111041Do you?Are you a woman?If yes, then that's probably not too out of the ordinary.
>>9111026>i should be asleepno, sleep is for faggotsyou should keep drawing pankieplease~
>>9110937>>9110979Oh no, look out, apparently the white knights came out!
>>9111019I'm still upset about thatI know he's trying to get bronyfamous so he needs his stuff to get views, but still, that was cute as fuck
>>9111019>that feel>>9111015There's a couple. Plus some anon was doing a regular Twilycorn/Rarity fic.
>>9111015http://www.fimfiction.net/story/74051/one-drink-too-manyThey get drunk, Twilight goes full lust then Rarity uses light bondage and femdom so she can use her horn too pleasure herself and then pegg her with a dick made of magic.
>>9111050>even when your average conversation lasts an average five words and is usually whispered
>>9111013Dear, DooksI just wanted to say you've really improved by leaps and bounds since I met you.I just wished I sucked up harder to you so I can tell other people I know you without feeling like a liar when I say it.love, me
>>9111056The bronyfamous part make me very upset.
>>9111055lel>>9111060Oh god that sounds hot as hell.
>>9111053Pinkie, humans need to sleep or they will be very cranky
>>9111055>two posters telling you to chill>BETTER CALL THEM WHITE KNIGHTSTell me what you think of Celestia
>>9111074but anon, sleep=0pone
>>9111033>Baby, I just.... Mmm... can't get enough of your love
>>9111059I hope he makes it very cute. Said that it'll be ready in about a week.>>9111073It hit 90% of my fetishes. I liked it very much but I'm a little biased so...
>Bon Bon's sweet, sweet ass
>>9111089bon bon pls, your voice is too deep for me
>>9111009>>9111029oh man I can hear it in my headI can't stop laughing
>>9111060>that new layoutHuh
>>9111085but anon, that's where all the pones arein your dreams
>>9111098From the thumbnail it look like she's saying WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
>>9111119I would do anal with Bon Bon.
>>9111083I like her and think she is a very pretty princess.
Hey MLPG, I just got back from an anime con. Pony cosplayers were present.Is 25 too old for this shit? Am I that creepy guy?
>>9111044>>9111051you got it
>>9111118is that Gus?
>>9111098I wish HSG would stop kicking out eri he always comes here.
>>9111147I the stupidest smile on my face right now thanks
>>9111138Anon if you're having fun while not going overboard no you're not.
>>9111128She'd insult you for being into something so filthy while clench extra hard around you
Why do you all defend useless tripfags like rch, when you should encourage artists in the general?
>>9111056Shame about that. Still, he hasn't gone full TAW yet.
>>9111118>tfw no pony dreams>tfw even if I did have one I don't remember any dreams at all most nights anyway
>>9111147you can go to bed now
>>9111041I don't, because I'm a male, and that would weird all my friends out.Females, on the other hand, do this quite a bit with their best friends. Especially at younger ages.
>>9110963god dammit pinkie you scared me
>Apple will never make any more pone comics
>>9111138>Is 25 too old for this shit? Am I that creepy guy?Dressing up for Cons gets a free pass. If you're doing it in everyday life then it'd be creepy.You good, yo.
>>9111169Pinkie Pie sure is a cutie pie
>>9111118>>9111167>Pony dreams are like my regular dreams>Usually end up with me alone or deadI'd rather have none
>>9111147This makes me happy and sad at the same time.
>>9111187I was the photographer.
>>9111096>Don't be like that, baby>Just slip into something sexy and let my love take you the rest of the way>Awww yeeeaaah~
>>9111199I dream of nothing.All I get is black space.
>>9111184>lets us see his face>has the gall to be surprised when someone spams it>"well that's it, I'm leaving then."Sure, he's a good artist, but God, he's such a fucking baby.
>>9111164Don't give artists special treatment, bro. I'd rather everyone here be chill with each other, and only get upset when someone acts like an actual jerk.
>>9111188more like sweetie pie
>>9111138Where the fuck did you get that shirt.
>>9111201You creepy fuck.
>>9111216can someone post his face, I havent seen it and nobody posted it last time it was brought up
>that feel when no pony foreskins to inflate
>>9111219Funny considering all he does when he posts is create drama.
>>9111267>that feel when no foreskin for a pony to inflate
>>9111205Would you a ConBon MLPG?
>finished today in ~4-5hrs
>twinkie will never be a popular ship in MLPG
Don't you love that feeling when somebody who used to constantly bitch about and make fun of your art now loves your stuff, and goes on about how great it is, and you just know he's going to want to make a request?
>>9111298Holy shit that is beautiful.
>>9111331I bet he popped her balloon.If you know what I mean.
>>9111312Do you think I'm kuhwhyee mlpg?
>>9111307Dooks, plsI was being sincere.
>>9111307hi, I see you've mistaken this site as your personal blog, whoops! don't worry friend, there is still hope for youjust close the browser and never come back again and bing bang boom you're donealrighty then see you never faglord
is it time?
>>9111283>when?Every time he wags his trip around screaming for attention to himself like his posts are the gold we must wash before touching.
>>9111297I bet she's an expert at break rocks
>>9111339I think beautiful would be more appropriate for a princess of the night who watches over the moon.
Hey guys, I got into a drawing where I got two random ponies and I have to write a 1k+ word shipfic of them. I got Big Macintosh and... Diamond Tiara. Any ideas to make it interesting, yet believable?Someone else got Soarin and Applebloom, laughter ensued.
HORSEDICKS SAVED MY LIFEhttp://media.tumblr.com/da1cdc2e6662575f6c9ae115ddfc1071/tumblr_inline_mjl6vaB42M1qz4rgp.png
>>9111364Fuck you, bro.
>you will never leave a pony a breathless wreck, her voice hoarse from screaming and her body twitching weakly>you will never hear her gasp and shudder, mumbling something in between raspy breaths>you will never lean down and hear her whisper m-more
>>9111364can you give me links?
>>9111138are you overweight?do you know how to dress?if you look like this, then yes you are the creepy guy.
>>9111352Ross if you practiced like I do then you could be good like me too.
>>9111220I get what's going on here but I don't get what's up with the English part of the text
>>9111384I'd like to avoid clop.
>>9111373> Big Mac decides to rape the shit out of Diamond Tiara for always making fun of Applebloom.You're welcome.
>>9111138>you chose the receiving cutie mark of the two brothersgaaaaaaaaay
>>9111360only if there's masturbation involved
>>9111382The entire archive is polluted with his filth.>>9111377You first, rch, slink back into the piss you came from.
Have you finished those projects?
How do apple pones make apple juice?
>>9111403>clopAnyway I really don't see how you can make it believable. Really your only option in my opinion is to make it silly. Like a soap opera you know.
>>9111267your fetishes are too creepy for mlpg. i suggest you try the pony fetish general thread instead.
>>9110502where do i get it
>>9111383>Not naming your character DICKS, PENIS, ASS or AAAAAADO YOU FUCKERS EVEN VIDYA?
>>9111373>Filthy Rich has Big Mac put DT to work on the ranch to make up for insulting Granny Smith at the Family Day and to teach her a little humility.
>>9111412>"Oh our savior hath come!" "What is thine's name, hero?"
>>9111431>The entire archive is polluted with his filth.it is?the only shit I see is RossRCH barely postscan you give me a direct link to a post he made?
>>9111432Nah, the prompt is due in a few days or something I've got time.I finished a cute r63 pic just now and now im working on something else.
>>9111453>DT seduce Mac to avoid working
>>9111298why does it look like luna is giant
>>9111458Manbro, it's just some guy having a giggle.
>>9111452I can see her constantly shifting around trying to get him to go lower.
>>9111447>BIG MAC, MY BIG BROTHER, HOW COULD YOU? HOW COULD YOU BE IN LOVE WITH MY ARCH NEMESIS WHO IS ALSO MY CLASSMATE
>>9110952But this whole situation makes it all the betterDammit now I really want a fic that's bout Dash feeling jealousy yet not really realizing it
>>9111464Is it male Flitter hitting on female Rumble, because that's kinda creepy, bro.
>>9111448>too creepy for MLPG>too creepy>MLPG
>>9111468the grass on the hill she's sitting on is right beside trees in the backgroundeasy to confuse I suppose
>>9111458Yeah Ross has really been blowing out these last 3 days. Off his meds or something.
>>9111465It's funnier if she tries to wheedle her way out, but Big Mac just ain't havin' any of that shit.>"But Mister Maaaaaac - I can't carry the waaaater - my doctor says it'd hurt my baaaack!">"All right, then - you ain't gotta carry water.">"YES!">"You can feed th' pigs."
>>9111291Fucking parentsIf I had any I'd stretch the fuck out of it
>>9111479whatnocreeperBut you were half right
>>9111478>Dash beat Fluttershy's date
>>9111486>even the fetishfags dont want you>they point you to the reject threads in the pissHow fucking embarrasing for that guy.
>>9111496>It's funnierbut I want porn.
>>9111493I felt kinda bad when he didn't think I tried with that picture I drew for him in the art trade.Do you know hard it is for me to make a semi-decent looking human? Goddamn.
>>9111406>Lyra grabs Anon by the back of his head and buries his face into her.>She tries to hold him down with her hooves, and her magic before both fail under her physical reaction.Yet he does not attempt to remove himself, sending her into another full body orgasm when she realizes how much he is into it.
>>9111473>not just grabbing anon's head and taking him to the watering hole
>>9111505It's great.We don't need anymore terrible fetishes.
>>9111298things like this are why I don't even bother with art
>>9111512You have enough porn. These threads are full of it. I'm not going to give you new porn every time you get bored with the old stuff.
>>9111505I'm a fetish fag and I'd love some more foreskin inflationI just don't feel like writing any
>>9111498Oh, it was male Cloud Chaser?Dang son, I mean it's cute when it's chicks hitting on the little guy, but it feels just down right pedo when it's a dude kissing a little girl against her will.
>>9111515Don't feel bad. Ross knows exactly how hard it is to draw a decent human.He can't do it without tracing.
>>9111546>Dang son, I mean it's cute when it's chicks hitting on the little guy, but it feels just down right pedo when it's a dude kissing a little girl against her will.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
the joke is sex, right?
>>9111535if that's all it takes to discourage you, you wouldn't have lasted long anyways.
>>9111551Appreciate what you have! Ungrateful whelp!
>>9111540How do you feel about dickcheese?
>>9111546How sexist of you.
>>9111473>anon eventually stops and goes to do something else>lyra runs to her room and masturbates furiously on and off for the next hour
>>9111571Write porn you stupid whelp.
>>9111453>>9111496Somebody write a fic of this.
>>9111557Aw, that's mean.I mean he kinda flustered me a little bit, but I don't wanna say anything bad about the guy.
>>9111571>ungrateful whelp>no imageWay to beef it
>>9111579>anon periodically hears some quiet squeaking through the door>thinks nothing of it
>>9111557>He can't do it without tracing.So you mean to tell me he has never traced a human at all?Because from what I have seen, the humans he draws, or 'traces' are from a booklet done on enough mushrooms to fire a hippy.
>>9111614ponchu pai, you know the pink horse.
>>9111581Do NOT take that tone with me. Do you understand?
>>9111614Artist that comes around here and the drawthread every now and then
>>9111614the guy who drew thoseit's hard for you to follow a simple conversation, isn't it anon?
>>9111503She wouldn't go for the violent route, but she'd start gloating more about her accomplishments to him without really knowing why
>>9111617now in color
Do you prefer your pones well drained or achingly full?
>>9111638FUCK YEAHMODERNISMNOW MY LITTLE PONY WAS MADE 100% MORE KICKASS
>>9111496You could maybe gear it more towards DT developing a crush on Big Mac. It could be cute
>>9111617Poor, oblivious Anon...
>>9111561>>9111576DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
I just saw season 3's finaleWhat the fuck
>>9111571You fucked up the Applebloom story enough you pox on the general.
>>9111432Indeedfinally drew that fucking pepper
>>9111503>Dumps Fluttershy>Break up was bad>Fluttershy comes to Dashes crying>Dash consoles her>Fluttershy takes a toilet break>Rainbow Dash rainbooms on her way to go beat the shit out of him>Back by the time she gets out
>>9111658first the one then the other
>>9111660And you have anime to thank for it, funnily enough
>>9111432I got start, stop, and save manipulation done. Tomorrow I'll work on getting an endpoint in the service and a command line utility to control it.
>>9111692I'd break her wings with a tire iron.This kind of shit really rubs me the wrong way.
>>9111605Meh. If that's your thing.You should know he's got no qualms about talking shit about you.
>>9111711>Blasts through the window>You can't even react before your face is a bloody pulpRainbow Dash is scary
>>9111728You mean fiction.Fiction is scary.
I might redraw this tomorrow.
>>9111714Well, I know that. I saw him throw his little fit earlier.But I really don't like to be like that with people, unless they actually do something that makes me grump, I don't like to hold a grudge, it just isn't worth it.Shit slinging the shit slinger leaves everyone covered in shit.I'd rather just agree to disagree and then go write dirty things in my diary about them.
>>9111728Pfft, the Flash could kill Rainbow Dash with ease
>>9111711I know what you mean, no ones gonna go to *my* exgf's house and beat the shit out of her.It's shit.
>>9111698>"We just wanted to see how big and strong your brother was, Applebloom...">'Y-yeah, no-">'BOTH OF YOU, OUT, RIGHT NOW!'
>>9111743Who is faster, Superman or the Flash?
>>9111758Depends on the writer, but it's safe to say they're equal
>>9111756I can actually see Scoots and Sweetie being all over him when they get older.
>>9111756>he's all mine~
>>9111728She becomes a lot less scary when you step back and add in real world physics.Then you realize at that speed she'd tear herself apart.
>>9111526I bet you're that dude that keeps bothering me about MC before CS class starts.
Since we're pretty active now I'll post it againhttp://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/post/45239194450/the-third-prompt-is-adventures-outside>prompt is Adventures outside Ponyville>deadline is 3/18>you can submit you're own ideas for a promptAnd of course, you caan post it here to to receive feedback
>>9111772yah nawflash is faster easilyI even remember some conversation where supes says theyd raced before and were pretty much equal and flash was all like "well that was just for fun bitch" and he fuckin ran so fast and shit
>>9111788queen a shot
>>9111787>In the show she can reach mack ten.>And it doesn't phase her.
Let me tell you guys a secret. There has only been one MLP ship in the history of ever that bugged the shit out of meThat was that whole idea that Big Mac and Applejack were Applebloom's secret incest parents.
>>9111740Neat. I think it looks nice as is with the multiple colors, but its your call.
>>9111809>someone post that chart from /co/ where they calculated that Flash was moving 2044x times faster than speed of light
>>9111662>She finds she actually kind of likes being around Big Mac.>He's strong and stern, like Daddy>and handsome, too>REALLY handsome>She wonders if Daddy would have her come back if she said more stuff about Granny Smith.
>>9111816Now imagine what humans could do under those ridiculous physics.
>>9111830Yeah, that ship is shit.
>>9111830That, the headcanon about Rarity being Sweetie Belle's Mother, and anything involving child-abuse So just about anything Gavalanche wrote or drew are among the top of the list of things I'm really glad aren't popular anymore.
>>9111838Fucking lightweight ponies.
>>9111856Wonder what ever happened to gavalanche
>>9111863Who cares? Fuck him.
>>9111857>drink some of our booze with ponies>after the first shot they're already out of it
>>9111798>Hey kids!>You want to be just like the piss?!>Now you can! Just join our circlejerk!
>>9111856Oh goddamn, I forgot all about that one. That was awful too.Remember that drawing someone had of Rarity bleaching a crying babby Sweetie Belle's pink coat white so her parents would claim it was their new kid? I couldn't stand that.It was kinda funny though when their parents showed up in the show and Rarity's mom had a pink coat, though.
Do you have any friends you can trust, MLPG?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs1wMp84_BA
>>9111798>Carrot Derp>Adventure>RuinsThis image activates my excitement gland.
>>9111883Anonymous you are my favorite writer
>>9111892But does it excite your writing glands?>>9111883lel
>>9111863shame the hateanons drove him off
>browse archive>ded>ded>ded>ded>ded>ded>ded>ded>ded>dedwhat the point of it then
>>9111883I'm a little tired of the bait meme.But this is definitely bait if I've ever seen it.
>>9111898You're shitty cider is light bullshit.It's like drinking water with a little apple flavor.
>>9111838that's hilariousreminds me of onepunch man too
>>9111863Nothing? he never was here in a first place, he visited only fimchan.Thank god!
>>9111836>"Didn't think I'd be sayin' this, but you done good, Miss Diamond.">he gently pats her on the back.>"Go on home, now.">Earth Ponies might not be able to fly, but DT floats home that day.
>>9111892You'll want to check this out thenhttps://derpibooru.org/193365?
>>9111936that's true, he never actually browsed here, or if he did ne'er admitted it.
>>9111838>"Give me your legend babies"
>>9111950but how did she float home if she doesn't has magic?who was magic, anon?
>>9111934That's why Berry sneaks into the local irate Nords stash.
>>9111885Seriously. look at dis bitch.It's like one of the DHX guys found that comic and went, fuck that and did it just to spite them.
Would you replace pony's joint servos?
>>9111996She didn't ask for this.
>>9111890Do I have a friend that would bring me 400 bucks at 3 in the morning because I gambled it away in poker?Honestly I don't think my friends actually have that much money. Fucking student loans yo
>>9111982>"BERRY PUNCH!">"I SWEAR BY TALOS, IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH A SINGLE BARREL I'LL TURN YOU INTO GLUE!"
>>9111969Don't make me explain a figure of speech, Curse.
>>9112007At least you have friends.
>>9112032wat is ded may nevr die ;_;7
if I had a name I'd probably stop shitposting because eventually I'd forget to take my name off for it and I'd never make bad posts again in fear of sullying my reputation morejust a thought
>>9112008I like this more than I should.Ponies in Skyrim suddenly seems incredibly amusing. >DRAGON>RUN FOR YOUR LIVES>the human town guard rush out and mob it>now they're all brandishing dragon scale plated armor
>you will never be the town tinker in Ponyville>your rudimentary knowledge of mechanics will never astound ponies
filly rumblegod this took like 10 minutes to exportstill working on wings though. I kinda like how these ones look.
>>9112049You know an internet reputation is only worth something if you actually make something worthwhile on the internet.
>>9111890I think two of them wouldAlthough one of them might seriously just not be able to pull together 300 euros in a night but he'd do it if he could
>>9111953Did they died?
>>9112072>that tailYou have a lewd version somewhere don't you?You starting your own secret stash, Cosmo? Huh? Are ya?
>>9112072AW SHIT NIGGAThat's adorable.
>>9112049>tfw I shitpost by accidentI dont even know how it happens sometimes.
>>9111890Haha I love these videos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3iB47nQ6E
>>9112008>>9112065>"Just a bottle, Talgren!">"No!">"A gobletful?">"I said No!">"A MOUTHFUL?!">"No, no, no, a thousand times, NO!">"I NEED THAT WINE, TALGREN!">"GO HOME, BERRY PUNCH!"
>>9112008>I SWEAR BY TALOS
>>9112089We don't know. The story is still ongoing
>>9112119>Twilight discussing magic with Farengar
>>9111950>SS watches her friend over the week, noticing she is, a little off.>Decides to make small talk.>"So...wanna take over the blank flanks tree fort again?">'Nnn...'>"...I got tickets from the latest Colt Classic in the theaters.">'Do you have enough for two?!'>"S-shure! We can g-">'I need those two tickets, Silver.'
>>9112114>tfw probably leave if the theater was that full of any type of person
>>9112133>Check artist's DA>Last picture>December 24, 2012I don't think it's gonna get finished. Pity.
http://www.livestream.com/lethallingame of pones started earlier
>>9112049You've got to build up that reputation first though
>>9112146?Pinkie enters the realm of a Mad god.
>>9112133Well it's obvious that the fire skeletons will be lead by the skelly necro fire mage and Derpy against the Ice Witch army to save carrot top. The Spider probably will also help
>>9112049RCH please, you shit post enough.
>>9112181>everyone thinks Pinkie is a Daedra worshipper>Or a Daedra herself.
>>9112181The world would end. Truly such insanity should not exist.
>>9112192>"He just gave me this stick!">"It makes things into treats!>"But sometimes it doesn't, so don't try to eat any mammoths, or demons it makes...
>>9112173And then everyone fucked
Does your favorite pony like dolphins or whales more?
>>9112147I can't see this ending well for her...
>>9112239Are dolphins still rapist in Equestria?Do sea pones have to send Dolphins to rape jail?
>>9112239Dolphins. Certainly dolphins
>>9112239We talking Earth dolphins or Equestrian dolphins?
>>9112279Please fuck off with that shit. We already had an entire goddamn thread about it.
>TFW no qtpi changeling GF
>>9112299>being this jellytiara makes 13rimes more per moth and you per year
>>9112279Looks alright up until the internal shot.
>>9112317So you wanna be eyespack?
>>9112322>13rimesShit zecors does that in an hour if she has company
>>9112333>GG will never update Ask Ice Pack
>>9112317>she will never tell you how kine you are to her
>>9112322>being a tiaradroneMan, fuck you.
>>9112338He was drawing Icepack stuff just today, wasn't he?
Guys pls stopplsI picked a random pony picture, do you like this pony?
>>9112353>tfw you will never take Ice Pack's love
>>9112368I like her, I'd give her a hand.
this feels unreal to mehow is it even possible to fuck up a relationship as simple as MMO GRINDING PALSgood thing I don't interact with real people
So tell me.Which ponies would you fuck nonsexually?
>>9112368She's niceBut I like her friend too, she's soft.
>>9112388>Fucking nonsexuallyPlease elaborate, I don't know if I'm capable of such a thing
>>9112368She has a pretty everything. I wouldn't mind Lyra having a bigger role in the series. We need a main character who is green.I like green okay. Shut up.
>>9112333I sure would.If only I knew what "feeding on love" really entailed.But, knowing GG, I'm sure it's entirely pleasant.
aw shit niggascheck out this terminator handhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al5RhaJgxxU
>>9112368Stop plugging your waifu, Mew
>>9112382what game is that
>>9112382I lost a great friend I had for about 6 years by leveling slightly faster in an MMOFuck MMOs
Tiarawhy is the Justin Bieber of MLPG.You know it's true.
>>9112368You just picked one of the best ponies.
>>9112425I can't masturbate to Justin Bieber songs
Oh yeah shoot all that applesauce on me sugarcube
>>9112425I didn't know tween girls wanted his dick
>>9112416You're about a week late.
Well, I was talking last night about making a dakimakura of this image on artcow, but it was too small and was showing up blurry.I searched and searched and couldn't find a bigger one. Eventually I said I'd just fucking ink over and color the thing myself in the 2000 by 4500 pixels required.Anon doubted me.But here it is, several hours of work so that I may cuddle pone.You guys can take this image too and make one if you want. I don't know the artist, but I think he might be mad if he knew. After all, they were auctioning off a daki with this image at some con quite a while ago.Now we can each have one for under thirty dollars.Even though I may be the only one who wants one with this image.
>>9112452Are you implying that's a long time in the scientific world?
>>9112457WHY IS SHE BLINKING SO MUCH
>>9112447>>9112443I meant he's overrated and puts out an inferior product, but retards still eat his asshole up.He's also a nice guy until he gets online and rants to everyone about how he makes more money than Lindsy Lohan and about how much his parents love him and how he'll never go to rehab.
>>9112419pathofexile.comDiablo II-ish online ARPG, true F2P cosmetic microtransactions only except for stash slotsit has this super-autistic skilltree if you're into that shit
>>9112475She is being held against her will, shes trying to ask you for help via Horse code
>>9112482oh that game.eeeeeh. Wasnt my thing. Sorry you lost a bro though.
>>9112470The artist is JunglePony
>>9112487>horse codeAlright, you got me.
>>9112471I saw this video months ago and so your link does not impress me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUPnnROxvY
>>9112445Wouldn't Applejack get mad at you for wasting apples, though?
>>9112501Would he be mad that I did this?
>>9112475Do you see how big pony eyes are? They must be dried out constantly.
>>9112482Oh god no stop flaring my autism
>>9112508She plans on eating it still.with your help
>>9112470Wow I'm impressed.Good work, horsefucker.
>>9112478I thought you meant he's the guy that people keep bringing up for no reason so they can complain about himthumbs up if you're one of the 4% that still listen to real porn flashes
>>9112470solid work, just clean up those color specks in her mane and under her butt or they'll haunt you forevernot my kind of thing, don't like the armpits or bellybutton or look of the crotch but good on ya
>>9112512No she wouldn't mind. In fact I think some of her images have been used on Body Pillows already. If you were selling it I think you might be in some trouble
>>9112504Yes? And I saw it too.Shame on me for posting the newest one.
>>9112470THERE IS A PINK SPOT IN HER MANEFIX IT
>>9112470Dakimakuras are worthy purchases.
>>9112523Well what do you mean? Do I have to set there and spoonfeed her apple sauce? I mean I guess I could do that, but isn't that kind of degrading. She's a capable pone I don't want to sit around an patronize her.Why is she making me feed her apple sauce anyway, doesn't she have anything better to do? I mean shit, she almost loses the farm every other Tuesday, she needs to be out there kick trees and shit.
>gaymencan we talk about gay men instead?
What if a changeling was disguised as a colt and was fucking some filly, and then halfway through transformed into a full-grown stallion?
How does this make you feel?
>>9112447For a minute I thought you were still talking about Big Mac and DT.I wonder how many school-fillies have stopped to watch him go by while he pulls a cartload of apples into town, or had dirty dreams about him. I bet knowing how many young girls hold him as their definition of a true stallion makes him really uncomfortable.
>tfw you sleep too long and your back hurtsHate my bed. Where's fluttershy when you need her.
Would you a pone with a marecunt on her chest?
>>9112574It makes me feel like I want tan to be unbanned so he can do felishashy
>>9112500yeeeah sucksI don't take all the blame because we never really agreed to make new characters together, but apparently he was waiting for me and suddenly I was 2-3 hours ahead and I feel like a better person could've smoothed things overOH WELL BACK TO PRETEND PONY FRIENDS
>>9112572While he's still inside, you mean? Wouldn't that hurt?
>>9112533>>9112557Thank you, I didn't notice them. I just finished this thing after like three hours in SAI and posted it directly here.I think I fixed it.Also the orientation must be in this direction.>>9112545No I wouldn't sell it, it's just for me and anyone else who wants to use it for free.
>>9112574I would do nasty things to that pony.
>>9112528Either way, I know I'm tired of hearing about him all the time. Might as well just rename us fucking My Little Tiarawhy general and get it over with. Shit is just run of the mill anyway, why do people get so uppity about it?
>>9112572RIP AND TEAR
>>9112578>tfw you sleep wrong on your neck and it hurts for two days
>>9111698>if you fuck sweetie bell first i wont let you cum inside
>>9112581I would so hard she would be breathless
>>9112585Based on the limited information we've gotten, the guy sounds like a sperg. still sucks you lost a bro, but it's not on you.
>>9112591link to where I can make these?
>>9112578>"Oh, does your back hurt, Anonymous? I can give you a back-rub, if you'd like?">"Oh, my goodness - your back's all knotted up! It'll take a long time to work some of these out..."
>>9112575Especially since he's still a virgin
>>9112578A back rub sounds awesome now.
>>9112612>knottedI wish something of mine was all knotted up~
>>9112601>2 daysfuck, what'd you do sleep on it with your entire weight?Lasts half a day max for me.Still hate that feel though
>>9112597It's already My Little Fetish General, anon. We can't be two things.
>>9112603>hfw CMC shenanigans
>>9112611http://www.artcow.com/photo-gifts/body-pillow-case/body-pillow-case-dakimakura-911Place a letter S in between art and cow.
>>9112578>tfw wake up after sleeping for 4 hours>exhausted but can't go back to sleep
>>9112616>you will never give mlpganon a backrub.
>>9112605Would you rather she have two wombs or just one modified into a cum storage bladder?
>>9112578How about when you wake up and both your back and rip cage hurt?Seriously every morning with that shit, what the hell. Am I old?
>>9112636It would probably just put me to sleep anon, nothing interesting.
>>9112653maybe not for you
>>9112632>tfw on MLPG on a monday night knowing very well im gonna be here till 3 before trying to go to sleep>3 hours of sleep to run on for college
>>9112653You could stay alert by fondling his or her balls.
>>9112642Wouldnt matter because i'd make her swallow it
>>9112653>Getting a backrub from pony>She falls asleep on your back2cute.
>>9112674>you wake up>shes still asleep>you have to pee
Thanks guys, now I really want fluttershy to give me a backrub
>>9112674oh noyou're doing it again, anonyou're killing me inside
>>9112622I can't even watch ponies on youtube without him popping up in the related videos. I don't care how much money he makes or what he makes, but dear God am I sick of hearing about it. Can't go anywhere pony related without running into it.
>>9112686What's wrong with a good ball fondling?
>>9112636>>9112653>>9112671>You'll never a romantic and sexual relationship with an Anon>One of the cool non-shitposting ones with average looks and not much chub>tfw I know there's a horsefucker a few kilometres from me
>>9112674That sounds too warm for me.
>>9112653>"There! That should be all of those knots taken care of!">"You should maybe think about improving your posture just a teeny-tiny bit, Anonymous - I think it might help with all the muscle-spasms and tension in your upper back...">"...Anonymous?">You fell asleep while she was working on you>She glances around for a moment, before snuggling up to you and closing her eyes.
>>9112708Anon no.I'm not gay.
>>9112708This is why an mlpg meetup would be a bad idea.
>>9112708That's pretty gross
>>9112608THANKS ANON I FEEL BETTERDO YOU THINK PINKIE WOULD MAKE A GOOD SALESMAN
>>9112708What's so different about someone posting on a pony thread that would make you base an entire relationship around it?Sounds bad, anon.
>>9112717WHERE DID ALL THESE FEELS EVEN COME FROM
>>9112728Thank you, fuck.
>>9112708>you will never leave your MLPG waifu lewd fetishy messages
>>9112717>pinkie comes out of nowhere>sees you two sleepin there>shrugs and decides to join in>stands on your head>so light you dont feel it>she does that twirling around thing dogs do before laying down right on you
>>9112732>455x900It needs to be like five times that size, anon.And if you just scale that image up, it will come out blurry.
>>9112731Because you're the only casual community on the internet I actually like
>>9112732redpoen is 5qt7me
>>9112744Haha, that'd be fun as hell
>>9112728By the way MT, the person who gives critique is a critic. Sorry for my autism
>>9112728Sweet Cheeks i best pone.both cheeks
>>9112755Well that's cool, but it doesn't mean you should start humping the shit out of us. We might have all sorts of icky diseases.
>>9112751I would be okay with that
>>9112625I'm just testing the bed for later Big Mac
>>9112759Thank you! I couldn't think of the word
>>9112771>cheatin on your waifu
>>9112708Did you spell Kilometer "Kilometre" on purpose? If not: Are you a namefag?
>>9112754YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>9112751If all the ponies eventually come in in their own way, I'll cap and draw later.
>>9112782I'd settle for that
>>9112782Enjoy cuddling a blur horse, anon.
>>9112779Yes I did spell it correctly on purposeAnd no
>not getting this printed on a pillow
>>9112708>not much chubWould you accept a fat piece of shit? I'd do my best to be really kind and loving...
>>9112777Hey man I just said I *like* her. No cheatin goin on here.Dont tell her I was here, im supposed to be getting milk.
>>9112808AppleDan, you have a problem. I'm telling Rediv.
>>9112801that would make a nice dorky interior decoration, like those horse dildos and Gabe/Reggie portraits some of you haveI'd probably get one if I had my own place
>>9112809Who's hiding behind the mattress
>>9112791>Applejack comes in "Hey Fluttershy I was wonderin if-">spots all of you>she makes an embarrassed oops face>Considers the situation a moment then shrugs>walks up to you three, puts her hat on pinkie and leans against you like she would a tree>she whispers "Sweet dreams sugarcubes"
>>9112782I really want to cuddle that pony and wrap my arms around her belly.
>>9112833I'm reposting this whenever it seems necessary, because I've seen enough posters which were based of blurry-ass tiny version of the actual marker
>>9112832pls noI can change
>>9112858Too late, bro. I already told her.It's done.
>>9112848Sounding like another version of pic related.I'm okay with this.
>>9112869That is a cute smile from a nice pony.
>>9112848>minutes later Rainbow Dash flies in the window and crashes straight in to you>shes sprawled out on her back across your midsection with her head near AJs>it was all on purpose>she's already snoring>you still didn't feel a thing
>>9112876Oh god, oh jeez.
>>9112882woah, I just realized she's a unicorn
>>9112894She said she already knew. What a waste of time that was.
>>9112895The horn is kind of a dead giveaway.
Would you buy pony decorative fragrant soaps?
>>9112907PUNCH HIM FOR WASTING YOUR TIME
>Watching Attenborough documentary>They're doing a bit about Grevy's zebras>The ones that cum a shitload>Show mating>No genitals>No cum spilling outI just got blueballed by a nature documentary
>>9112916I just never saw her do magic before so I didn't notice somehowand the whole chubby thing seems like an earth pony thingand all the ponies I like are earth poniesnot that I mind
>>9112927Zebras usually have average loads of 250 mLTHE MORE YOU KNOW
I'm sorry for spamming, but I always tend to post immediately before noticing problems.Last version, I promise.I added to her tail, so that she can take up the whole pillow without any zooming in.
>>9112920I think the shame knowing he wasted my time will be far more harsh than any fisticuffs ever would.
>>9112936What about a chubby pegasus?
Would you watch pinkie swallow fluttershy whole?
>>9112895I guess you were too distracted looked at other things on her.Can't blame you.
>>9112907Oh yeah, I forgot about that day.
>>9112944She looks cute and rubbable, but what is her story? What's with the bandages? What's her name? What's she like?
>>9112946NOBAD PINKSPIT IT OUTSPIT THE PONY OUT PINKIE
>>9112958Her penis, anon
>>9112936She can be anything you want, anon.
>>9112962what if fluttershy was gonna be ok? I'd like to see RR eat her
>>9112953I'm never going to get that time back.Way to go, Dan. You jerk.
>>9112961Shes a fat pegasus, the bandages are braces that help her bones support her body. She lives as an earth pony and shes like the banana equivalent to Applejack.
>>9112892WHERE IS TWILY
>>9112927>>9112939>Grévy's zebra stallions have large testicles and can ejaculate a large amount of semen to replace the sperm of other males. This is a useful adaptation for a species whose females mate polyandrously.>you will never be the slutty zebra